All that jazz - Funny Honey - Cell block tango - When you're good to mama - All I care about - A little bit of sunshine - We both reached for the gun - Roxie - I can't do it alone

- All That Jazz -

[VELMA] Come on babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jazz Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jazz Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug I case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that-

[VELMA AND COMPANY] Jazz

[COMPANY] Skidoo!

[VELMA] And all that Jazz

[COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee!

[VELMA] And all that Jazz

[COMPANY] Ha! Ha! Ha! It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl

[ALL] And all that jazz [CASELY (spoken)] Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?

[VELMA (Spoken)] No, her husband is not at home. Find a flask We're playing fast and loose

[ALL] And all that jazz [VELMA] Right up here Is where I store the juice

[ALL] And all that jazz

[VELMA] Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz?

[COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[VELMA] And all that jazz

[COMPANY] Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[VELMA] And all that jazz

[COMPANY] Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer For all that jazz [VELMA] And All that jazz Come on, babe Why Don't we paint The town? And all that jazz

[COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see Your Sheba Shimmy shake And all that jazz

[VELMA] I'm gonna Rouge my knees And roll my Stockings down And all that jazz

[COMPANY] Oh She's gonna shimmy 'Till her garters Break And all that jazz

[VELMA] Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz

[COMPANY] Show her where to Park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd Curdle If she'd hear Her baby's queer For all that jazz [ROXIE (Spoken)] So that's it, huh Fred?

[CASELY (Spoken)] yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.

[ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, Fred...

[GIRLS (Spoken)] Oh, Fred...

[CASELY (Spoken)] Yeah?

[ROXIE (Spoken)] Nobody walks out on me.

[CASELY (Spoken)] Sweetheart-

[ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, don't "sweetheart" me, you son-of-a-bitch!

[COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz! [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, I gotta pee!

[VELMA] No, I'm no one's wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz!

[COMPANY] That Jazz!