Blonde Jokes
A blonde and her boyfriend were driving to the mall (her boyfriend was
driving).Then as they came to a turn the boyfriend asked the blonde to check
and see if his blinker was working. The blonde got out of the car and replied
to her boyfriend, Yes its working. Oh wait no its not. Yes, No , Yes, No....

One day, a blonde was really thirsty so she decided to go to the
vending machine to go get a coke. She put in a dollar and of course a soda came
out. The blonde was so amazed and put another dollar in and yup, you guessed
it, another soda came out. The blonde kept on putting more
dollars in and more sodas came out. A couple hours later
a man comes and askes her what shes doing.
The blonde replies, Shut up! Can't you see I'm winning?!