The Terd in the Stone: Best Submissions
Total Submissions = 5
Best Selected = 5
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And they all stood around the sacred stone in which the terd was lodged, crying aloud in unison, "who will remove the terd from the stone and become our king?" A young man pushed through the crowed, placed his hand on the terd, and...
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| #1:
removed the honking turd. When he removed the turd he turned into a man completely covered in poop. He was renamed POOPMAN. He then set out on his life long mission to defend small children, puppy dogs, napkin holders, toilets, and white chocolate products (but not dark, or milk chocolate). He moved to 202 Eisenhower and lived in the kitchen. Now he carries out his purpose of truth just and the Canadian way.
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| #2:
....FARTED! thus releasing a toxic fume that helped release the terd from the stone, and then he became head-Terd releaser of the country!
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| #3:
the terd turned into a beautiful princess...and they were married and lived happily ever after...the end!
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| #4:
look, i only think we should be grabbing terds in the privacy of our home. a-kay?????????? man!!! freakin a!
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| #5:
yelled "i will remove this terd and eat it because i like terd popsicles"
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