10-3-03 elan_einlhander (0:07:38): I don't want it to delete them though vencabot_teppoo (0:07:49): What do you mean, delete them? vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): Oh, well UNcheck "automatically delete." elan_einlhander (0:08:12): oh vencabot_teppoo (0:08:14): Mine don't delete. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:06): Dude, we don't talk about anything. elan_einlhander (0:09:40): Still might help for future arguments vencabot_teppoo (0:09:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:01): It might. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:50): So I stay up past my curfew again. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:56): Darn it. I'm gonna get in trouble, big. elan_einlhander (0:22:03): Oh no elan_einlhander (0:22:06): *tries to care* elan_einlhander (0:22:11): *fails* vencabot_teppoo (0:22:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:22:29): Oh wait, I care because I'm a NICE GUY elan_einlhander (0:22:36): Not a prick, a nice guy vencabot_teppoo (0:22:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:22:43): You jerk. elan_einlhander (0:22:47): Faggot vencabot_teppoo (0:23:18): ~refuses to respond... because he's trying to cut down on his profanity and vulgarity~ vencabot_teppoo (0:23:25): ...You piece'a crap. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:26): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:26): Darn it... Here goes 12:30... elan_einlhander (0:25:38): Yup vencabot_teppoo (0:25:41): And yet I'm still gonna stay up, even though me and dad just talked about how I've been staying up. elan_einlhander (0:25:49): Why aren't you sleeping again? vencabot_teppoo (0:26:04): Because Ericka just got on and has emotional stress. elan_einlhander (0:26:19): Ah elan_einlhander (0:26:20): I sees vencabot_teppoo (0:26:37): She's quitting smoking cold-turkey... and its weighing quite heavily on her. elan_einlhander (0:26:50): Ah vencabot_teppoo (0:26:58): But its awesome. vencabot_teppoo (0:35:45): Blue Gender is cool. vencabot_teppoo (0:35:47): ~said it~ vencabot_teppoo (0:35:50): ~yes, he did~ vencabot_teppoo (0:37:53): I don't think Blue Gender is a REALLY good show, but its entertaining. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:22): If Yuji were any shorter he'd be a hobbit. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:34): I saw a hobbit at everyday yesterday. I did a double-take. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:41): Everett yesterday, that is... elan_einlhander (0:41:36): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:41:52): It was awesome, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:18): ~hates babies~ vencabot_teppoo (0:43:25): Babiesssss... vencabot_teppoo (0:47:05): Ericka takes REALLY long showers. elan_einlhander (0:47:18): *won't even comment* vencabot_teppoo (0:47:22): If she DOESN'T hurry, it takes like an hour and ten minutes, and if she DOES hurry it takes, like, 45 minutes. vencabot_teppoo (0:47:35): It's prolly a girl thing. elan_einlhander (0:47:49): ~nods~ It is vencabot_teppoo (0:47:58): When I get into the shower, I have a mission, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:48:09): SOMETIMES I like to just relax in there... and then I might take UP TO an hour. vencabot_teppoo (0:48:17): But if I'm in a hurry it takes, like, 5 minutes, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:48:32): Jump in, dance around, wash hair, rinse hair, get out. elan_einlhander (0:48:41): Same here yo vencabot_teppoo (0:49:24): I bet MARLENE doesn't take that much time in the shower. vencabot_teppoo (0:49:48): ~wonders why Marlene even HAS hair... it doesn't seem to fit her character~ vencabot_teppoo (0:50:07): ~In fact, why does ANYONE have hair in this show? Shouldn't they all be shaved up like marines?~ elan_einlhander (0:50:17): Prolly vencabot_teppoo (0:52:30): The actual IDEA of human life itself is such an abstract idea that most humans can't comprehend it, and so we apply rules and regulations to try and make it easier to understand... elan_einlhander (0:53:08): Shut up elan_einlhander (0:53:09): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:53:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:35): I should bring that up to HARRY. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:49): Since DOUG obviously can't appreciate it. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:55): Since HARRY is such a BETTER friend, lol. elan_einlhander (0:53:59): It's true vencabot_teppoo (0:54:11): Doug is awesome, though, for some reason. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:19): Go Mad. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:23): ~loves this song~ elan_einlhander (0:55:29): Doug isn't awesme, David is dilluted vencabot_teppoo (0:56:02): Dilluted? vencabot_teppoo (0:56:18): Dilluded... I think... elan_einlhander (0:56:18): I think that's how it's spelled anyway elan_einlhander (0:56:26): Dillusional vencabot_teppoo (0:56:26): I think dilluted is... like... for water, lol. elan_einlhander (0:56:35): Yeah it is vencabot_teppoo (0:56:53): I bet Jack Black is not happy with his movie career. vencabot_teppoo (0:58:16): ?f vencabot_teppoo (0:58:20): Pronounce that. elan_einlhander (0:58:55): Um elan_einlhander (0:58:57): No elan_einlhander (0:58:58): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:59:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:05): *One ring to show our love, One ring to bind us, One ring to seal our love And forever to entwine us.* vencabot_teppoo (1:11:10): Isn't THAT original? vencabot_teppoo (1:11:12): Oh, wait... vencabot_teppoo (1:11:14): IT'S NOT. elan_einlhander (1:11:18): LLol vencabot_teppoo (1:30:30): Bebop is not just a cartoon. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:39): I mean, look at it. elan_einlhander (1:30:40): It's a way of life! vencabot_teppoo (1:33:11): Vicious, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:37:14): Spike and his green hair. elan_einlhander (1:40:21): Man Furystar's gonnna kill Xeranthos vencabot_teppoo (1:40:30): ? elan_einlhander (1:40:40): Our form to PG vencabot_teppoo (1:41:09): Uh-huh... vencabot_teppoo (1:44:26): Ericka got DCed and doesn't realize it... Its happened before. vencabot_teppoo (1:44:36): The question is, how long will I stay up waiting for her to come back online? elan_einlhander (1:44:37): Er, what? elan_einlhander (1:44:39): Oh vencabot_teppoo (1:54:08): ~sighs and collapses~ vencabot_teppoo (1:55:04): If Ericka hadn't gotten DCed, I would have been able to go to bed now, without getting in trouble... vencabot_teppoo (1:55:20): Because my dad hasn't gotten home... but he will any minute now. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:25): ~sighs and dies~ elan_einlhander (1:55:47): brb, I want some pizza vencabot_teppoo (1:55:51): >_< elan_einlhander (1:59:33): mmmmmm vencabot_teppoo (2:03:11): If I vanish suddenly, its because my dad disconnected me to go online without knowing I'm up... so yeah, to get that outta the way, just in case he wants to get online when he gets home. elan_einlhander (2:03:24): Kaypo elan_einlhander (2:03:29): Kayo* elan_einlhander (2:04:58): My nick name is now apparenlty "Leep" vencabot_teppoo (2:05:08): How? elan_einlhander (2:05:20): I made a typo for "asleep" elan_einlhander (2:05:40): It came out "aleep" so she goes "You're a leep!" elan_einlhander (2:05:55): JadeWashu: you're a leep! JadeWashu: i found your new nick name ElanEinlhander: Lol ElanEinlhander: I'm now Leep? JadeWashu: Yes ElanEinlhander: Yay? JadeWashu: Leep the... Legendary. there you go, Leep ElanEinlhander: Rofl, thank you Chica vencabot_teppoo (2:06:13): Heh. elan_einlhander (2:06:21): Therefore I am now "Leep" elan_einlhander (2:14:16): My life has been threatened if I don't sleep soon vencabot_teppoo (2:14:31): ~sighs and nods~ elan_einlhander (2:14:40): I wanna sleep too.... elan_einlhander (2:14:46): Victoriana's long gone to bed even vencabot_teppoo (2:14:55): Then why are you up? elan_einlhander (2:15:08): Talking to Seraphin, which I never get to much vencabot_teppoo (2:15:13): Ah. elan_einlhander (2:15:28): I'lll go at two thirty elan_einlhander (2:15:34): I hope elan_einlhander (2:15:44): Leyna will kill me if I don't anyway elan_einlhander (2:16:00): She's away but says if I'm still on in an hour...... elan_einlhander (2:24:58): http://www.materiamagica.com/towne/message/view_thread.php?board_id=4&msg_id=142986 elan_einlhander (2:31:52): Peace out, I sleep now vencabot_teppoo (15:43:39): You bastard. I kill you and your 'illness.' vencabot_teppoo (15:43:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:43:45): E'fuck you elan_einlhander (15:43:53): I slept till one, it was awesome vencabot_teppoo (15:44:00): Forget you, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:07): I had no one to go to the pep-rally with. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:12): Cameron was in the band, and Koree was MIA. elan_einlhander (15:44:18): Everyone left, lol elan_einlhander (15:44:22): Thomas got here at two vencabot_teppoo (15:44:23): And Harry skipped. elan_einlhander (15:44:45): Join the club, LOSER vencabot_teppoo (15:44:47): I was gonna go over there, but my mom was gonna pick me up from school, so it wouldn't have been worth it. elan_einlhander (15:45:01): Ah vencabot_teppoo (15:45:26): Luckily, David has many allies. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:34): So I sat with Luke, Kenny, Colwyn, Brennan, and Mike. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:45:41): brb vencabot_teppoo (15:45:58): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:48:35): Child Protective Services is here elan_einlhander (15:48:37): Yay vencabot_teppoo (15:48:42): What? vencabot_teppoo (15:48:55): Why? elan_einlhander (15:49:16): From the night when.......aw neverming elan_einlhander (15:49:21): I'd rather tell in person elan_einlhander (15:49:25): Too long on IM vencabot_teppoo (15:49:34): Well, there's something you don't hear everyday. elan_einlhander (15:49:37): It's not about me and my bros, it's about Kim's kids and my mom elan_einlhander (15:49:53): So we're fine, I just had to give a testimony thing vencabot_teppoo (15:50:03): Ah, I see. Weird. vencabot_teppoo (15:51:55): WHOA vencabot_teppoo (15:51:58): I'M GONNA PLAY TACTICS! vencabot_teppoo (15:52:06): ~getting game... putting it in gameboy~ vencabot_teppoo (15:52:07): LOOK AT ME GO! elan_einlhander (15:52:37): GO DAVID GO elan_einlhander (15:52:47): I think I'm near the end, *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (15:52:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:53:00): I think I'm near the beginning. elan_einlhander (15:53:12): Heh vencabot_teppoo (16:21:56): In your part of the game can you buy mythril stuff yet? elan_einlhander (16:37:05): No vencabot_teppoo (16:38:09): Can you EVER buy mythril stuff? elan_einlhander (16:38:35): I don't think so vencabot_teppoo (16:38:51): Well then, as the resident level-bitch, I'll collect them. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:02): STOP vencabot_teppoo (16:48:05): Then BEATDOWN... vencabot_teppoo (16:48:08): Is the best combo ever. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:48:22): Sleep and beatdown is better elan_einlhander (16:48:29): Sleep is easier to cast I would think elan_einlhander (16:48:37): And can go in a group vencabot_teppoo (16:48:42): If it gives 100% from the front, it prolly IS better. elan_einlhander (16:51:22): Thousand Eyes Restrict???? vencabot_teppoo (16:51:30): ? elan_einlhander (16:51:39): Oh, uh, nvm vencabot_teppoo (16:51:44): Ok? elan_einlhander (16:55:25): Way to be a slut Mai vencabot_teppoo (16:55:51): Mai? elan_einlhander (16:55:59): Yu-Gi-Oh vencabot_teppoo (16:56:09): ? ~looks at TV~ elan_einlhander (17:00:13): SD Gundam, getto haipu vencabot_teppoo (17:01:00): Heehee. elan_einlhander (17:05:38): Wow I really hate this show elan_einlhander (17:05:43): I mean it sucks extreme ass vencabot_teppoo (17:05:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:16:20): Super Magical Violet Tornado elan_einlhander (17:16:23): Oh my god vencabot_teppoo (17:16:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:16:33): ~pats back~ Don't hate. elan_einlhander (17:16:49): Nay I WILL hate elan_einlhander (17:17:36): Televisions shouldn't have Cell Shading vencabot_teppoo (17:18:58): My guys are missing like crazy. elan_einlhander (17:19:09): Aw elan_einlhander (17:19:12): *slaps them* vencabot_teppoo (17:39:57): Well, THERE'S a funny feeling. elan_einlhander (17:40:03): Do tell vencabot_teppoo (17:40:06): I actually FEEL like going on with the plot, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:26): Ya know how I say that I always feel like I have to KEEP leveling? Well, two of my guys just mastered their jobs at the same time... vencabot_teppoo (17:40:31): So they changed their jobs at the same time... vencabot_teppoo (17:40:39): So now I'm gonna go on with the plot, lol. elan_einlhander (17:41:12): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:45:38): RITZ? vencabot_teppoo (17:45:44): ~his first time seeing her, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (17:45:47): ~is so slow~ elan_einlhander (17:45:48): Lol elan_einlhander (17:45:52): She hates me now elan_einlhander (17:45:59): Made me cry vencabot_teppoo (17:46:25): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:56): Far-fist is amazingly cheap. vencabot_teppoo (18:37:36): Just like geomancers, with their many sweet, offensive AND status spells should NOT have a healing spell, so should fighters, who ALREADY kick ENOUGH ass, should not have an area-hitting abilitiy. elan_einlhander (18:38:47): I agree elan_einlhander (18:38:48): BUT elan_einlhander (18:38:55): My fighter/archer carries my team vencabot_teppoo (18:39:26): Killed my Defender, sunofabitch. elan_einlhander (18:39:36): And when he teams up with Time Mage, it's just wrong vencabot_teppoo (18:51:33): Mythril PICK? vencabot_teppoo (18:51:34): O_o elan_einlhander (18:51:48): PIck???? elan_einlhander (18:51:54): Who wields a pick? vencabot_teppoo (18:51:55): Yeah, like a mining pick. elan_einlhander (18:51:57): Ah vencabot_teppoo (18:51:59): I think alchemists? elan_einlhander (18:52:02): Maybe elan_einlhander (18:55:37): How do I "save my Portal settings" vencabot_teppoo (18:55:47): No idea. elan_einlhander (18:55:48): I've been reminded to, and I don't even know how elan_einlhander (18:55:50): Damn elan_einlhander (19:00:08): Way to not be cartoons elan_einlhander (19:00:23): And defeat the entire purpose of this channel vencabot_teppoo (19:15:54): ~twitch~ Wht=ite maaage..... vencabot_teppoo (19:15:56): KIL.Kk elan_einlhander (19:16:08): White Mage kill? vencabot_teppoo (19:16:31): KILL elan_einlhander (19:16:44): *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (19:19:09): THE COMBOS NEVER END elan_einlhander (19:19:19): Wha? vencabot_teppoo (19:19:21): Sleep is like stop, but it only lasts for ONE attack... vencabot_teppoo (19:19:23): SO... vencabot_teppoo (19:19:28): I put all of my enemies to sleep... vencabot_teppoo (19:19:38): And then, while the hit % is 100, stop all of them. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:41): AND THEN kill. elan_einlhander (19:20:05): So what does this have to do with a White Mage? vencabot_teppoo (19:20:26): Oh, that was a long time ago. I just cast sleep on two guys and then, next turn, enemy white mage cast esuna on both of them. elan_einlhander (19:20:33): Oh vencabot_teppoo (19:24:59): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (19:25:19): Hundreds of PILES of CDs just invaded the battlefield and blinded my opponents. elan_einlhander (19:25:36): Er, excuse me? vencabot_teppoo (19:25:47): You heard me. CDs, like the kind you put in a CD player. vencabot_teppoo (19:25:53): They marched in from the North. vencabot_teppoo (19:25:57): And blinded my opponents. elan_einlhander (19:26:16): Um, no vencabot_teppoo (19:26:22): Oh, but they did, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (19:26:29): I said, "JIGGA WHAT?!?!" vencabot_teppoo (19:35:33): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (19:35:37): I'm addicted to missions now. vencabot_teppoo (19:35:41): Leveling can suck me. elan_einlhander (19:35:46): wtf elan_einlhander (19:35:50): Shut up vencabot_teppoo (19:35:52): Just the feel of watching them being completed one by one... Mmmm... vencabot_teppoo (19:36:12): Plus, my Paladin is almost mastered and I had no idea he was getting anywhere close. vencabot_teppoo (19:36:24): Anyway, brb. I'm gonna make sweet, sweet ramen. elan_einlhander (20:28:15): Man that Ramen is taking forever vencabot_teppoo (20:28:23): ? elan_einlhander (20:28:36): You went to make Ramen vencabot_teppoo (20:28:50): Oh, sorry. I thought I didn't leave you my away message, so I didn't bother giving a 'back' message. elan_einlhander (20:28:54): And never came back vencabot_teppoo (20:29:05): Sorry. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:17): I'm suddenly talking to too many people. So, sadly, you ARE the weakest link, goodbye! ~clicks ignore~ vencabot_teppoo (20:39:19): J/k, lol. elan_einlhander (20:39:33): Are you really? vencabot_teppoo (20:39:39): Nah. elan_einlhander (20:39:50): I'm just talking to Leyna really elan_einlhander (20:39:57): She ordered me to put some pants on vencabot_teppoo (20:40:02): Lol! elan_einlhander (20:40:05): Since it's soo cold and I'm sick elan_einlhander (20:40:10): So like a bitch I put some on vencabot_teppoo (20:40:54): LOL vencabot_teppoo (20:40:57): That's awesome. elan_einlhander (20:41:06): It is 10-4-03 elan_einlhander (0:38:54): Hour ten of rooting elan_einlhander (0:38:59): God help me vencabot_teppoo (0:40:09): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (0:40:15): ~SLAPS YOU~ vencabot_teppoo (0:40:17): HOUR TEN?! elan_einlhander (0:40:21): `Hour ten elan_einlhander (0:40:25): And counting vencabot_teppoo (0:40:37): YER SICK! (in more ways than one) elan_einlhander (0:40:42): Sorry yo vencabot_teppoo (0:40:42): (prolly more ways than two) elan_einlhander (0:40:50): And somethin's bugging me elan_einlhander (0:41:07): Victoriana was due back hours ago, I hope nothing's wrong vencabot_teppoo (0:41:51): What's the worst that could have happened? I mean, I know that it must suck not being able to see her, but its probably nothing to worry about. elan_einlhander (0:42:08): Wow elan_einlhander (0:42:18): Funny how YOU spaz when YOUR woman is away elan_einlhander (0:42:26): But whem mine is, it's "nothing" vencabot_teppoo (0:42:54): Well, that's why I said that I know it sucks not being able to see her. But, as for worrying if something bad happened to her, its probably nothing to worry about. elan_einlhander (0:43:10): I said it was bugging me elan_einlhander (0:43:13): Not worrying vencabot_teppoo (0:43:19): Ericka was involved with some... ya know... bad stuff. So, when SHE was late, it was often because something was happening to her. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:31): "elan_einlhander: Victoriana was due back hours ago, I hope nothing's wrong" elan_einlhander (0:43:37): Yeah? elan_einlhander (0:43:58): If you can be concerned, then so can I vencabot_teppoo (0:45:00): ~nods and sneezes~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:58): ~shakes his head at the Japanese posters for the FFVII sequel coming out...~ vencabot_teppoo (1:01:05): They can't do it... They're insane. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:10): People will hate Square forever. elan_einlhander (1:01:14): I sure wil elan_einlhander (1:01:20): They've already pushed my buttons vencabot_teppoo (1:01:54): They already pushed MY buttons by making Sephiroth and Cloud look the way they do in the movie. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:35): Sephiroth looks like a girl and Cloud doesn't look cold enough. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:39): He has a baby face! vencabot_teppoo (1:10:09): Holy crap, I'm sleepy for no reason. elan_einlhander (1:10:48): Send me the link for the sequal pic vencabot_teppoo (1:11:20): http://www.gameforms.com/news/kh2/03.jpg elan_einlhander (1:12:23): Holy shit elan_einlhander (1:12:31): He's one UGLY fuck vencabot_teppoo (1:12:36): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:12:48): I'm sure Cloud thinks YOU'RE ugly too, Doug. elan_einlhander (1:13:42): Well elan_einlhander (1:13:52): Jesus he's ugly, lol *can't get over it* vencabot_teppoo (1:13:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:34): Kingdom Hearts vencabot_teppoo (1:22:36): For GBA. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): O_o elan_einlhander (1:23:17): YEah I saw that vencabot_teppoo (1:23:22): Heehee. elan_einlhander (1:54:17): Yo elan_einlhander (1:54:19): log on MM vencabot_teppoo (1:54:56): ? I was just plannong goin going to bed. elan_einlhander (1:54:56): I gots some tourms for yah vencabot_teppoo (1:55:00): Like, now. elan_einlhander (1:55:01): Just quick vencabot_teppoo (1:57:08): i'll log on, since its easy on portal. vencabot_teppoo (1:57:14): Thanks, yo. elan_einlhander (1:57:18): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:58:09): There yah go, get lost vencabot_teppoo (1:58:11): Thanks, yo. vencabot_teppoo (1:58:13): Peace. elan_einlhander (1:58:14): Peace vencabot_teppoo (15:28:08): Hail. elan_einlhander (15:28:47): Hey elan_einlhander (15:29:42): God I need to move out elan_einlhander (15:29:44): Like now vencabot_teppoo (15:29:50): ? elan_einlhander (15:40:09): This Dragoon is terrorizing my team vencabot_teppoo (15:41:03): Meanwhile, I'm missing three times in a row with 80% of hitting. vencabot_teppoo (15:41:06): Damned law of averages. elan_einlhander (15:42:04): My Archer/Fighter and Red Mage/Elementalist are double-teaming him, trying to take him down vencabot_teppoo (15:42:18): Lol. Red Mage Elementalist? That kicks ass. elan_einlhander (15:42:30): He keeps using lancent on the red mage to heal himself elan_einlhander (15:42:43): While Archer is firing beat down and backdraft constantly elan_einlhander (15:43:39): Sleep/Beat down combo is so vile vencabot_teppoo (15:43:54): For real. elan_einlhander (15:43:56): Red Mage casts sleep, Archer shoots him in the back with beat down elan_einlhander (15:44:09): That's our strategy, witth cure every now and then elan_einlhander (15:53:33): Man my fighter is way too high of a level elan_einlhander (15:53:38): It's really pissing me off elan_einlhander (15:53:48): This battle is lasting too long, he's getting too much exp elan_einlhander (22:26:53): The Monster of Mexico? vencabot_teppoo (22:27:00): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:27:02): That almost seems racist elan_einlhander (22:27:06): I think it is! vencabot_teppoo (22:27:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:28): I knew Scooby Doo was a hater vencabot_teppoo (22:27:35): lol elan_einlhander (23:06:25): You watching Rurouni Kenshin? vencabot_teppoo (23:06:41): ~nods and makes a sound of contentedness~ elan_einlhander (23:06:54): Good vencabot_teppoo (23:06:57): lol elan_einlhander (23:07:54): Holy hell vencabot_teppoo (23:08:03): lol elan_einlhander (23:08:56): This show confuses me alot though elan_einlhander (23:09:01): I forget shit elan_einlhander (23:09:12): Poor Mummy buddy vencabot_teppoo (23:09:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:10:10): Okay now i'm freaked vencabot_teppoo (23:10:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:44): Doug vencabot_teppoo (23:10:45): is vencabot_teppoo (23:10:46): disturbed. elan_einlhander (23:11:01): I really am vencabot_teppoo (23:16:40): David vencabot_teppoo (23:16:43): is vencabot_teppoo (23:16:43): disturbed. elan_einlhander (23:16:46): Yup elan_einlhander (23:16:56): How is he standing? elan_einlhander (23:17:01): Sano that is elan_einlhander (23:17:10): Or any of them for that matter elan_einlhander (23:17:35): I wanna go "awwww, that's so sweet" elan_einlhander (23:17:38): But then again, no elan_einlhander (23:18:52): Creepy vencabot_teppoo (23:19:12): MOGZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:19:19): MEEEEWWWGGGLZZZZZ vencabot_teppoo (23:19:32): ~is going to explode~ vencabot_teppoo (23:19:58): ~The Mission: "Magic Forest" about the people cutting down the trees for their magical properties...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:20:03): ~...the people cutting them down...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:20:07): ~...a viera...~ elan_einlhander (23:20:09): I did that vencabot_teppoo (23:20:10): ~...and four moogles...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:21:55): "Yoink." vencabot_teppoo (23:21:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:11): MEWGLZ SHALL PERISH! elan_einlhander (23:25:21): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:25:31): Oh man, the horrors of Alchemy elan_einlhander (23:25:39): Giga Flare elan_einlhander (23:25:41): Ow vencabot_teppoo (23:26:30): ...Must... kill the viera... and pick through the moogles one by one... vencabot_teppoo (23:26:32): >_O elan_einlhander (23:26:49): Leave the Viera to stand elan_einlhander (23:30:48): *quickly changes channel* vencabot_teppoo (23:30:56): lol elan_einlhander (23:31:02): Or not, where's the damn remote? vencabot_teppoo (23:36:09): LOOK HOW CUTE! elan_einlhander (23:45:24): Tdawgwall: can i get introuble for leading a newbie into the ocean and letting them drown elan_einlhander (23:45:29): Rofl, way to be VT Thomas vencabot_teppoo (23:45:34): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:33): ROFL 10-5-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:08:36): HE GOT FROGGED!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:12:43): yess! vencabot_teppoo (0:12:48): I love those dolls. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:53): And now they have hilarious names. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:38): I don't understand that show at all. elan_einlhander (0:25:50): Same here elan_einlhander (1:01:22): Hot damn! elan_einlhander (1:01:24): You say 'I have [1000/1000hp 1096/1164sp 807/843st and 1000 align]' elan_einlhander (1:01:27): GET HYPE! elan_einlhander (1:01:29): NOW vencabot_teppoo (1:02:14): ~is hype already, so that isn't hard~ vencabot_teppoo (1:02:26): GET HYPE WITH YOUR FOUR-DIHGIT HP, DOUG! vencabot_teppoo (1:02:35): Now just raise your ST and all of your stats will have four digits. elan_einlhander (1:02:40): Fuck St vencabot_teppoo (1:02:45): Lol. For real. vencabot_teppoo (1:02:48): It's the gayest stat. elan_einlhander (1:02:55): But it's the fact that it's 1000 EVEN that's so awesome too elan_einlhander (1:03:09): If I had bash I would consider training it vencabot_teppoo (1:04:00): For real. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:34): Biiiilly. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:14): Roll your egg this way, Billy. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:19): C'moooon Billaaaaay. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:29): OH NO! vencabot_teppoo (1:18:32): I MUST GET THAT GAME NOW! elan_einlhander (1:18:42): What game? vencabot_teppoo (1:19:06): Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:16): Just so I can yell at the screen, "C'MOOOON BILLAAAAY!" elan_einlhander (1:19:19): Oh vencabot_teppoo (2:06:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:06:40): Chinpokomon.[ vencabot_teppoo (2:12:08): ROFL elan_einlhander (2:19:08): Alabame Man, rofl vencabot_teppoo (2:19:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:41:13): Lol, so true. vencabot_teppoo (2:41:24): Christmas is taking over more and more of the calender every year. elan_einlhander (2:41:49): You watching Comedy Central? vencabot_teppoo (2:42:01): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (2:43:22): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (2:43:36): This guy is good. vencabot_teppoo (2:43:43): ROFL elan_einlhander (2:45:12): He is elan_einlhander (2:51:17): Leyna, myself, and Victoriana elan_einlhander (2:51:24): Sitting a in a sem-circle vencabot_teppoo (2:51:30): Good times? elan_einlhander (2:51:46): Kind of, they're whispering to each other alot,,, elan_einlhander (2:51:53): Then looking at me, and giggling elan_einlhander (2:52:21): They're getting along well though, which makese me happpy vencabot_teppoo (2:52:34): Lol. And isn't that all that matters? elan_einlhander (2:52:44): Yes elan_einlhander (2:52:55): Leyna's my prime choice for the wedding elan_einlhander (2:53:17): I want her to be my best man, but she's sadly not a man elan_einlhander (2:53:17): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:53:22): I thought VICTORIANA was your prime choice for the wedding! ~rim shot~ elan_einlhander (2:54:06): *slaps and shoots YOUR rim* vencabot_teppoo (2:55:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:55:51): Good one. elan_einlhander (3:03:48): Drugs are awesome elan_einlhander (3:03:51): I mean, wait, oops vencabot_teppoo (3:03:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:07:22): This was on a review of Dragon Court: vencabot_teppoo (3:07:25): STORY: Well, this game does not really have a story line, you have to just thrive to be the best. I don't really mind it does not have a story line, this game is just that damn fun. 2/10 vencabot_teppoo (3:07:34): Now, lemme narrow that down: vencabot_teppoo (3:07:46): Well, this game does not really have a story vencabot_teppoo (3:07:52): 2/10 vencabot_teppoo (3:07:54): O_o elan_einlhander (3:08:01): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (3:08:08): Good times. elan_einlhander (3:08:53): Smart-aleck? vencabot_teppoo (3:09:02): Smart alec. vencabot_teppoo (3:09:04): I THINK. elan_einlhander (3:09:07): *shrug* elan_einlhander (3:09:12): Not even a common word vencabot_teppoo (3:23:10): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (3:23:18): "Jizz?" "No, IS!!" vencabot_teppoo (3:31:05): ~wonders how Dana is a guy's name~ vencabot_teppoo (3:40:38): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (3:47:23): Good night, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (15:02:58): Goooood morning, lol. elan_einlhander (15:03:16): Oh man, I do NOT like going to work at 10:30 in the morning elan_einlhander (15:03:21): On Sunday no less vencabot_teppoo (15:03:43): Oh yeah, I forgot. That's rough, yo. elan_einlhander (15:03:49): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:03:57): Cameron's supposed to be coming over vencabot_teppoo (15:04:05): For real? vencabot_teppoo (15:04:08): Why? elan_einlhander (15:04:09): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:04:18): To do some stuff with my Computer elan_einlhander (15:04:26): Did I just capitalize computer? vencabot_teppoo (15:04:29): Ah. Awesome. elan_einlhander (15:04:29): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (15:04:32): Yup. elan_einlhander (15:04:35): Am I sick? vencabot_teppoo (15:04:42): Way to consider your computer a human being, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:04:45): Nah. elan_einlhander (15:04:48): Lol elan_einlhander (15:04:50): I do too vencabot_teppoo (15:06:38): Well, Ericka won't be on for another hour, so to TACTICS! elan_einlhander (15:06:47): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (15:06:53): Mind if I spoil some of the plot? vencabot_teppoo (15:06:58): Nah, vencabot_teppoo (15:07:02): Go ahead. elan_einlhander (15:07:08): I'm engaged with Ritz's team elan_einlhander (15:07:17): All Viera's, pissing my pants vencabot_teppoo (15:07:23): Lol. Damn. elan_einlhander (15:07:35): Elementalist, Assassin, Hunter, the whole nine yards vencabot_teppoo (15:08:03): I found a weapon from a mission that can give an assassin Last Breath. ^_^ elan_einlhander (15:08:10): Ooooo vencabot_teppoo (15:08:13): Too bad my viera can't become an assassin yet. elan_einlhander (15:08:16): Same here elan_einlhander (15:08:20): >_< vencabot_teppoo (15:08:47): My Nu Mou has almost mastered every one of his jobs... at least from store-bought items. vencabot_teppoo (15:08:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:09:10): I have three Nu Mous elan_einlhander (15:09:14): So it's wierd vencabot_teppoo (15:09:19): You use them all? elan_einlhander (15:09:32): One is the healer, one is the black/time mage and the last is animal guy elan_einlhander (15:09:41): I use all of em, I use eight characters sadly elan_einlhander (15:09:50): Tempted to just ditch two of them vencabot_teppoo (15:09:54): This game is pretty awesome, I realized yesterday. vencabot_teppoo (15:09:58): Just not as good as Tactics. elan_einlhander (15:10:05): Not nearly as good vencabot_teppoo (15:10:08): Not nearly. vencabot_teppoo (15:10:14): I mean, I realized... vencabot_teppoo (15:10:26): Since I consider THIS game pretty awesome... and yet, when I think of Tactics, I shiver... vencabot_teppoo (15:10:32): Tactics IS in a league all of its own. elan_einlhander (15:10:32): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:10:37): I wanna play it again now vencabot_teppoo (15:10:39): It's not really a Tactics game at all. It's just a God. elan_einlhander (15:10:54): Why does no one else seem to agree with us? vencabot_teppoo (15:11:18): Music, plot, graphics, game-play, characters... It's just head and shoulders above the rest. vencabot_teppoo (15:11:28): Sound effects, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:11:34): The sound effects of FFT give me an orgasm. elan_einlhander (15:11:38): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (15:11:50): I swear, it's like gambling at a casino. Just hitting the O button, picking your moves... vencabot_teppoo (15:12:03): Hearing the little sound effects. "Bwip. Beep. Bwip. Kaching." elan_einlhander (15:12:13): Mmmmmm vencabot_teppoo (15:12:17): You can do it with your eyes closed, just from the sound effects. vencabot_teppoo (15:12:48): And I mean, the JP system was amazing. vencabot_teppoo (15:13:01): Your units get SOME JP from just WATCHING other jobs. elan_einlhander (15:13:21): It's soo awesome elan_einlhander (15:13:30): I wish it woulda been like that again elan_einlhander (15:13:31): Oh well vencabot_teppoo (15:14:07): Yeah, oh well. This game really isn't like FFT at ~all~. I mean, when I think about it, its different in way too many ways to even be considered a sequel. vencabot_teppoo (15:14:21): I decided that yesterday when a Summoner summoned Ramuh on us in one turn. elan_einlhander (15:14:27): Yup elan_einlhander (15:14:34): Summoners are just wrong vencabot_teppoo (15:14:46): They are... but you know what's WRONG-er? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:14:50): Moogle totema. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:04): Montblanc had 10 JP and used totema. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:13): And it killed ALL of my enemies first turn, one hit. elan_einlhander (15:15:19): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:15:21): Better yet vencabot_teppoo (15:15:23): They just all dropped dead and the fight was over. elan_einlhander (15:15:24): Human Totema elan_einlhander (15:15:28): With a lancer vencabot_teppoo (15:15:35): I only have moogle and nu mou. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:38): And nu mou is gay. elan_einlhander (15:15:39): It did one hundred damage to all my enemies elan_einlhander (15:15:41): Not lancer elan_einlhander (15:15:45): I meant archer elan_einlhander (15:16:54): Lancer is nice though elan_einlhander (15:16:58): Er, Dragoon elan_einlhander (15:17:09): This fag did no-move to me elan_einlhander (15:17:16): So I just kept using jump, was funny vencabot_teppoo (15:17:20): It is. Hey, yesterday I found a song that over-laps from the original Tactics, and I freaked out. Lol. elan_einlhander (15:17:26): Oh? elan_einlhander (15:17:30): Do tell vencabot_teppoo (15:17:36): Yup. When I fought the first totema, Framfrit. elan_einlhander (15:17:43): Ah vencabot_teppoo (15:17:44): The music when he appeared was the Zodiac Brave music. vencabot_teppoo (15:17:55): Like when you first see King Quaqlain. elan_einlhander (15:18:06): Hm, I think you're righty elan_einlhander (15:18:08): right* vencabot_teppoo (15:18:14): I was like, "AAAHHH!" vencabot_teppoo (15:18:20): I turned up the volume and held it to my ear, lol. elan_einlhander (15:18:36): I decided something vencabot_teppoo (15:18:51): I killed him in one hit... Beatdown from the side, first turn, lol. And then the nu mou totema was GAY. Oh? elan_einlhander (15:19:00): I'm gonna buy an SP, my Gameboy screen got scratched up horribly, it's depressing so I'll get a new one elan_einlhander (15:19:05): The SP has that cover vencabot_teppoo (15:19:21): Yup. Good man, Doug. I mean, as long as you have to buy a new one anyway. elan_einlhander (15:19:28): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:19:32): that's the way I saw it elan_einlhander (15:19:51): Just gotta decide what color elan_einlhander (15:20:01): And yah know, get some money elan_einlhander (15:20:04): Lol vencabot_teppoo (15:20:07): Back in MY day, there was only two colors. elan_einlhander (15:20:10): I have like fifteen dollars elan_einlhander (15:20:16): And I got payed yesterday elan_einlhander (15:20:18): *sigh& vencabot_teppoo (15:20:22): Yikes. Bad week. elan_einlhander (15:20:25): Koree REALLY needs to pay me back elan_einlhander (15:20:32): My mom called upon internet money vencabot_teppoo (15:20:41): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:36): Illusionists are amazingly cheap. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:43): So I'm in love with mine, lol. elan_einlhander (15:21:44): I've yet to see one vencabot_teppoo (15:21:52): You know what they're moves do? elan_einlhander (15:21:56): Nope vencabot_teppoo (15:22:15): They're like level 3 elemental magic, except that they work on ALLof your enemies at once, no matter where you're standing. vencabot_teppoo (15:22:23): There is no 'range.' vencabot_teppoo (15:22:28): It just hits all of your enemies. elan_einlhander (15:22:33): Oh yeah, I saw Koree's now that I think about it vencabot_teppoo (15:22:47): I love mine. I just cast haste on him and he fires away. elan_einlhander (15:23:54): Allllll right, Cam's on his way vencabot_teppoo (15:24:00): Cool. elan_einlhander (15:24:09): *hides porn* vencabot_teppoo (15:24:12): lol vencabot_teppoo (15:25:06): Ninjas are useless, by the way. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:10): Don't ever get one. GAY. elan_einlhander (15:25:20): I have one, Marche is one by default elan_einlhander (15:25:26): And yeah, gay vencabot_teppoo (15:25:34): Marche is mine right now, too. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:39): So terrible useless. elan_einlhander (15:25:42): He kinda had to be vencabot_teppoo (15:25:45): Why? elan_einlhander (15:25:51): Since I like everyone to be something different vencabot_teppoo (15:25:54): Ah. elan_einlhander (15:26:07): So he landed on Ninja upon finishing Paladin vencabot_teppoo (15:26:53): Gadgeteers would be useless too if it weren't for Red Spring. elan_einlhander (15:27:07): No I hate putting thing's to chance elan_einlhander (15:27:16): I just have mine steal and do little gay things for exp vencabot_teppoo (15:29:23): ~sees an enemy in the corner that he forgot was there~ vencabot_teppoo (15:29:33): What? Archer-buddy?! ~stalking towards him, now~ vencabot_teppoo (15:34:29): Montblanc has 10 JP. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:37): I'm not even gonna bother with the next fight, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:41:23): Aura has got to be one of the cheapest moves ever, and I love it. vencabot_teppoo (15:41:33): Just, outta left field, give yourself regen and reraise. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:43): Lol. Gave a white mage berzerk. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:45): So wrong. elan_einlhander (15:45:12): Way to spell vencabot_teppoo (15:45:41): ^_^ elan_einlhander (15:51:18): see yah in a while vencabot_teppoo (15:51:22): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (17:04:38): Sorry I cut you off yo vencabot_teppoo (17:04:50): ? vencabot_teppoo (17:05:30): I should really play Tactics. Ericka signed off, and now I'm just sitting in a room in Chatalot, RPing with no one. elan_einlhander (17:06:51): I'm nearing the end of Tactics elan_einlhander (17:06:57): And I am getting screwed vencabot_teppoo (17:07:04): ? elan_einlhander (17:07:16): Four on Six, in their favor, the laws completely against me elan_einlhander (17:07:19): Get this elan_einlhander (17:07:27): No Color Magic, and no Techniques vencabot_teppoo (17:07:33): Techniques? elan_einlhander (17:07:37): I lose all my mages and my fighter that means elan_einlhander (17:07:42): Like fighter tech vencabot_teppoo (17:07:54): So all you can use is fight and non-color magic, then? elan_einlhander (17:08:12): Or "skills" vencabot_teppoo (17:08:19): I don't get the difference. vencabot_teppoo (17:08:26): What the Hell is a technique? elan_einlhander (17:08:57): Fighter TECHNIQUE, as opposed to like Ninja Skill elan_einlhander (17:09:05): The word at the end of the command vencabot_teppoo (17:09:11): Ah, I never noticed. elan_einlhander (17:09:36): Same here elan_einlhander (17:09:42): Until they became common laws elan_einlhander (17:11:58): Colwyn, just collected sixty kills in one ctf game elan_einlhander (17:12:06): Jesus Christ he's a machine vencabot_teppoo (17:12:07): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (17:12:15): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:12:19): Fucking machine vencabot_teppoo (17:12:24): That doesn't even make sense. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:32): How can one dwarf kill that many people that fast? vencabot_teppoo (17:12:45): I just imagine him using Flash Cut from Lunar, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:54): Just running from one side of the field to the other. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:58): And everyone dropping dead. elan_einlhander (17:13:11): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:13:15): That's exactly what it is vencabot_teppoo (17:13:35): Just the screen flashing whenever he passes someone. vencabot_teppoo (17:13:44): SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING vencabot_teppoo (17:14:00): He just stops at the other side and doesn't even turn around, just walks out of the arena. vencabot_teppoo (17:14:16): While the sound effects of blood squirting and bodies dropping accompanies his exit. elan_einlhander (17:14:40): Ah so true vencabot_teppoo (17:15:22): Dude, Hardcore Archons would be the ultimate RPers. elan_einlhander (17:15:33): They would elan_einlhander (17:15:34): One is close elan_einlhander (17:15:38): Like level 200 vencabot_teppoo (17:15:46): Can you imagine what it'd be like to duel someone when you know you can only die two more times? vencabot_teppoo (17:16:15): That'd be one Hell of a duel, Doug. elan_einlhander (17:16:18): You would put everything into every fight vencabot_teppoo (17:17:49): Oh my God, the sax in Goodnight Julia is the best sax I've ever heard. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:59): ~playing the MP3 that he hasn't played in forever~ elan_einlhander (17:18:05): ah vencabot_teppoo (17:18:32): How is that even possible? To blow a horn like that? How do you get that kind of vibrato with a reed? vencabot_teppoo (17:18:48): You'd have to have amazing control of your lower lip. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:50): It'd be insane. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:56): You'd have to be a camel. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:00): ~lets that image settle in~ elan_einlhander (17:19:07): Lol, nice vencabot_teppoo (17:21:59): ~pours milk on his computer and laughs~ vencabot_teppoo (17:22:10): ~pours cereal on it, too, and dumps a box of plastic spoons on it~ vencabot_teppoo (17:22:14): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (17:22:37): ~not really, but he just had a strange vision like he did over the Summer and thinks thats the best image ever~ vencabot_teppoo (17:22:44): ~way better than a camel playing a sax~ elan_einlhander (17:30:26): Okay I DON'T LIKE DOOM vencabot_teppoo (17:30:34): ? elan_einlhander (17:30:38): Doom status vencabot_teppoo (17:30:59): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (17:31:13): I was like, "You mean the game? Or is that an ability in Tactics? Or is that a person in MM?" elan_einlhander (17:31:20): Ah elan_einlhander (17:31:22): Sorry vencabot_teppoo (17:31:39): Doug, you are NOT forgiven for being unclear. vencabot_teppoo (17:31:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:31:57): Oh well, guess I'll have to kill myself vencabot_teppoo (17:32:04): rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:32:13): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (17:33:59): Kenny doesn't like "What is Love" by Haddaway. vencabot_teppoo (17:34:09): Proving that he is amazingly uncool. elan_einlhander (17:34:19): Wow elan_einlhander (17:34:22): he is, I'm sure now vencabot_teppoo (17:34:47): How can you not like that song? I mean, I can HALFWAY understand if you don't think its the best song ever... but there's nothing to NOT like about it. vencabot_teppoo (17:34:56): Its clean, crisp, and tight. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:05): And easy to bob your head to, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:22): He's like, "Yeah, the SNL skit is funny... but I don't like the song." vencabot_teppoo (17:35:29): I'm like, "Kenny, what is your malfunction?" vencabot_teppoo (17:35:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:37:52): Dude elan_einlhander (17:38:01): None of my characters can do any damage to this guy elan_einlhander (17:38:29): he absorbs every element, I'm not allowed to use my fighter skills, he absorbs my weapon cuz it's holy vencabot_teppoo (17:38:39): Well, time to throw in the towel, then. elan_einlhander (17:38:47): The only thing I'm able to do, is haste fighter and run around being cupid elan_einlhander (17:38:50): No, I won't give up vencabot_teppoo (17:38:57): Lol. Run around being cupid? elan_einlhander (17:39:06): Yes, my archer skill I kept elan_einlhander (17:39:10): With concentrate elan_einlhander (17:39:14): So I DON'T miss vencabot_teppoo (17:39:22): Ah, well its not so bad then. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:33): Just keep hoping that his own guys hit him, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:35): And do damage. elan_einlhander (17:39:54): Yeah, he has a ninja that I'm praying for elan_einlhander (17:40:01): Has two swords, two precious swords vencabot_teppoo (17:40:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:41:25): Oh yeah! vencabot_teppoo (17:41:27): ~slaps forehead~ elan_einlhander (17:42:22): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:43:15): Lita 9163: Oh, just does...maybe because he's using Cloud Strife for his pic. -shudder- Vencabot Teppoo: Lol! Good times. Vencabot Teppoo: Don't trust anyone that uses Cloud for their pic. Lita 9163: Or Sephiroth. -lmao- Vencabot Teppoo: Definately. Good times, though. We've both been around the block long enough to see so many people that look like Cloud. Vencabot Teppoo: When two people are in one room with a Cloud pic, does that make their chars identical? Vencabot Teppoo: Heehee. A question my char VT had to answer, once. Vencabot Teppoo: Just looking from one to the other... "Are you guys related?" elan_einlhander (17:44:06): rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:44:31): Doug's been to Chatalot. Doug knows. vencabot_teppoo (17:44:48): harryturney: well i am gonna make it with my other dragon court character and then quit titan and then it will be awsome harryturney: because i quit and then i rejoyned Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: Rejoined? Vencabot_Teppoo: Or is it a fruedian SLIP, because you'll be so full of JOY when you make your new clan? harryturney: accidently harryturney: yep thats it exactly harryturney: way to relate psychology aka bullshit to life Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:45:30): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (17:45:32): Good, having fun IMing people, times. elan_einlhander (17:46:16): Lol, such good freaking times vencabot_teppoo (17:46:31): Vencabot Teppoo: ~dances to Tekken music~ Vencabot Teppoo: Doh doh doh, d-doh, d-doh, DOH Vencabot Teppoo: Doh doh doh, d-doh, d-doh, DOH elan_einlhander (17:46:58): LOL, that's exactly how ~I~ typed it to Koree! vencabot_teppoo (17:47:04): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:47:14): Doh doh doh, d-oh, d-oh, DOH vencabot_teppoo (17:47:15): God, we're awesome. elan_einlhander (17:47:17): Good times man vencabot_teppoo (17:47:35): Evil times, for sure. vencabot_teppoo (17:48:03): That is now, officially, the universal way to type the Tekken theme. elan_einlhander (17:48:11): So it is decided vencabot_teppoo (17:48:19): It is. vencabot_teppoo (17:48:29): I mean, if we, video game nerds, BOTH typed it that way... vencabot_teppoo (17:48:32): That must be the way. elan_einlhander (17:48:44): It is so true vencabot_teppoo (17:49:10): I wish I could find that damn game vencabot_teppoo (17:49:43): My brother probably thought that it was a donut because it had a hole in the middle and ate it. vencabot_teppoo (17:49:46): (BAM!) vencabot_teppoo (17:49:48): ^_^ elan_einlhander (17:50:05): Oh yeah, laugh at your brother for me elan_einlhander (17:50:10): For breaking his ankle like a loser vencabot_teppoo (17:50:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:50:23): Can do. vencabot_teppoo (17:50:30): Ten-four, good buddy. vencabot_teppoo (17:50:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:51:37): I could just break the law and win the battle right now elan_einlhander (17:51:43): One Air render and he would die vencabot_teppoo (17:51:50): You prolly should. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:00): Choose your destiny, Doug. elan_einlhander (17:52:05): But then Brish buddy would go to jail elan_einlhander (17:52:12): On what may be the last string of battles vencabot_teppoo (17:52:14): Brish is a common name in that game. elan_einlhander (17:52:21): they asked me to save before I entered vencabot_teppoo (17:52:21): In Tactics, there were SO many names. elan_einlhander (17:52:24): So vencabot_teppoo (17:52:25): In this game, there are like, twelve. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:52:41): I remember MasaHiro elan_einlhander (17:52:48): He was freaking Jesus in Tactics vencabot_teppoo (17:52:49): Good times. elan_einlhander (17:52:57): My mage, all mage vencabot_teppoo (17:53:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:06): Good memories. I swear, in that game Generics could be legends. elan_einlhander (17:53:09): Black, then White, then Time elan_einlhander (17:53:18): They can, and often one would just SHINE vencabot_teppoo (17:53:31): Then Red? No, David. There WAS no Red back in the DAY. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:48): Brutality. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:51): Animality. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:51): Fatality. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:53): Brrrr.... vencabot_teppoo (17:53:57): .. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:57): FIGHT vencabot_teppoo (17:54:01): ~dances~ vencabot_teppoo (17:54:06): ~and kicks ass~ vencabot_teppoo (17:56:01): ~sniffle~ elan_einlhander (17:56:02): wtf was THAT vencabot_teppoo (17:56:33): Dammit. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:35): It's prolly because I'm sending a file. We wait. elan_einlhander (17:56:39): Ah elan_einlhander (17:57:34): Uh oh, fighter down vencabot_teppoo (17:57:42): Oops. elan_einlhander (17:57:45): Hell, the boss has had thirty HP for like ten minutes elan_einlhander (17:57:49): JUST DIE vencabot_teppoo (17:57:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:58:18): Ok, we try again. elan_einlhander (17:59:55): That is IT elan_einlhander (18:00:08): I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GOD DAMN LAW, KILL THAT BASTARD! vencabot_teppoo (18:02:15): Break the law in the name of Ramza... elan_einlhander (18:02:17): AIR BLAST! vencabot_teppoo (18:02:20): Who was always held down by the MAN. elan_einlhander (18:02:22): NO! elan_einlhander (18:02:25): NO NO NO! vencabot_teppoo (18:02:36): ? elan_einlhander (18:02:56): HE ABSORBS WIND, GOD DAMN IT TO HELL vencabot_teppoo (18:03:08): Why didn't you use Air Render? elan_einlhander (18:03:14): I don't know....*sobs* elan_einlhander (18:03:25): I wanted to kill both, so I used Air Blast vencabot_teppoo (18:03:32): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (18:03:41): Well, way to fuck up. ~slaps you without sympathy, lol~ elan_einlhander (18:03:59): Jesus Christ, now I get to do that battle AGAIN elan_einlhander (18:04:07): Maybe Ezel can hook me up with a card vencabot_teppoo (18:04:24): I have all of the cards I need right now, because we don't have all of those crazy laws. elan_einlhander (18:04:33): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:04:44): I have anti-fight, anti-blade, anti-great sword, heehee. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:51): ~sings along to Goodnight Julia~ vencabot_teppoo (18:07:57): I have got to pih-iss... vencabot_teppoo (18:08:01): Oh I have got to piss vencabot_teppoo (18:08:02): I'll vencabot_teppoo (18:08:03): be vencabot_teppoo (18:08:04): right vencabot_teppoo (18:08:06): baaaaaaack... vencabot_teppoo (18:08:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:11:10): harryturney: i got an aging elixer harryturney: last time i took that it took away 20 quests and added 20 years on to my life harryturney: should i take it Vencabot_Teppoo: Dude, no. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:16:18): Kawaita vencabot_teppoo (18:16:22): Hitomi de vencabot_teppoo (18:16:24): Dareka vencabot_teppoo (18:16:28): Naiiiiiite kureeeeee vencabot_teppoo (18:16:51): The reee-aaal foooolk buruuz vencabot_teppoo (18:16:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:17:14): http://www.o-nigiri.com/hg/gal/oekaki/016.png elan_einlhander (18:18:15): MmMMmmm vencabot_teppoo (18:18:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:42): ~listens to Japanese people badly singing in English from Fooly Cooly~ vencabot_teppoo (18:23:05): ~jams to FLCL~ elan_einlhander (18:23:21): *rolls eyes* vencabot_teppoo (18:23:35): ~wonders how they got away with playing a 6-episode show once a night~ vencabot_teppoo (18:23:43): ~why didn't they just put it on Saturdays? Oh well~ elan_einlhander (18:23:48): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (19:51:57): Brb elan_einlhander (20:32:41): eh? vencabot_teppoo (20:32:45): ? elan_einlhander (20:32:50): Just seein if you're there vencabot_teppoo (20:32:56): Lol. I am. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:57): Or am I? elan_einlhander (20:33:12): Way to be Harry vencabot_teppoo (20:33:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:07): PT is evil. elan_einlhander (20:39:13): Duh vencabot_teppoo (20:39:20): But he's not, though. vencabot_teppoo (20:52:36): When are the web-page submissions for MM due? elan_einlhander (20:52:49): Late October vencabot_teppoo (20:52:52): h. vencabot_teppoo (20:52:54): Ah, that is. elan_einlhander (20:54:40): I can't find the info for my project vencabot_teppoo (20:54:49): ...What project? elan_einlhander (20:55:54): Croley vencabot_teppoo (20:56:05): What projet in Croley? elan_einlhander (20:56:16): The big research one that I still didn't do vencabot_teppoo (20:56:19): Ah. elan_einlhander (21:06:43): Hey, you still have that page with the internet addiction site? vencabot_teppoo (21:15:09): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:14): Gimme a few minutes. elan_einlhander (21:15:23): Help me find the illusion and reality thing vencabot_teppoo (21:15:38): Yeah. Gimme a sec. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:49): Sorry I'm taking so long, Doug. elan_einlhander (21:29:02): No worries elan_einlhander (21:51:30): I forgot I had that Tekken theme now elan_einlhander (21:51:34): *plays it* vencabot_teppoo (21:59:21): Back. elan_einlhander (22:00:05): WooT vencabot_teppoo (22:00:30): I couldn't find the page... elan_einlhander (22:00:40): Shit shit shit vencabot_teppoo (22:00:41): I'll keep looking, though. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:46): It's gotta be here somewhere. elan_einlhander (22:00:48): I can't search remember vencabot_teppoo (22:00:53): Yeah. elan_einlhander (22:01:01): And regardless, it would be hard to search for vencabot_teppoo (22:12:43): PT IS MY FAVOURITE CHAR!!! elan_einlhander (22:12:57): Duh vencabot_teppoo (22:13:55): ~*...His eyes would most definately meet hers for those few seconds. His eyes were amazingly powerful... Just... amazingly green. They seemed to swirl like a storm that could wipe out a small village... but what gave them that power? It was wisdom... It was somehow obvious that it was wisdom. He could indeed tell her what to do if he saw fit, couldn't he? Was he hiding the answer? No, somehow he was helping her the best he could... How strange. Who was this man? Was he an immortal? Was he a figment of her imagination? This couldn't possibly be real... or was it more real than reality? All of the voices around them would seem to drown out... Yes, it was getting darker around them, but somehow it would seem natural... Like it was meant to be that way. It probably wouldn't even draw her atten vencabot_teppoo (22:14:00): attnetion...*~ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:08): ~*...Everything was normal...*~ ~*...She had turned away before she could see the true depth of his eyes... She had only got to see what was on the surface. As she turned his face away, it would be the 'real' world again... The tavern was a tavern... There were people there... The lighting was dim but not dimming... The sounds of a storm were outside. His voice was quiet, just another voice among voices...*~ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:18): "...No one could expect you to make such an important choice so quickly. Just keep it in mind... Keep the option open. Look around you! You are your master now, aren't you? Your word is law... Think about it. You could leave here at any time you wish... You could run away to any place in the world... or maybe you could learn to appreciate the life you already have. Maybe you won't be so miserable with your parents after this evening..." ~*...He turned his eyes to the doorway of the tavern, then, and gestured to it with a nod of his head...*~ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:33): "...I have no where to go, either... I made that choice once. I decided to go, knowing full well that I would never have a place to go and never have a place to go back to. It's not so bad... I belong nowhere, and yet I own the world..." ~*...He stood up then, his lithe body full and tall on the opposite side of the table. He tilted his head upward and gazed through the ceiling of the tavern with those emerald eyes... He stretched his arms out grandly, like a king... His ragged leather soldier-garb was so poor, and yet he stood like a god...*~ "...Right now, you have a place to go back to... people to comfort you. But I... I have no where and no one, and yet everything in the world. The storm that rages..." vencabot_teppoo (22:14:42): ~*...He turned those beautiful green eyes down to her again... A smile to accent his mysterious words...*~ "...is for me..." ~*...The sound of thunder would accompany the wind. Was this storm really something that could be owned? How was such a strange phrase so believable were she to gaze upon him as he stood like this? How was it so believable that every drop of rain that fell onto this place, making that delightful, relaxing sound, was another crystal that belonged to this strange, homeless man?...*~ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:44): ^_^ elan_einlhander (22:14:54): Um, wow vencabot_teppoo (22:17:46): PT is a God. ~goes to look for page again~ elan_einlhander (22:18:01): Don't forget the psych stuff vencabot_teppoo (22:18:10): That's what I meant by the page. elan_einlhander (22:18:14): Ah vencabot_teppoo (22:18:31): HERE IT IS! vencabot_teppoo (22:18:38): I FOUND IT! vencabot_teppoo (22:18:40): ~IS AMAZING~ vencabot_teppoo (22:18:48): WHO'S THAT DANCIN'? vencabot_teppoo (22:18:55): WHY, I THINK ITS THAT DANCIN' MUTHA @#$%ER DAVID! vencabot_teppoo (22:19:06): Do ya want me to give ya the page, Doug? vencabot_teppoo (22:19:15): I mean, do ya really wanna jump? vencabot_teppoo (22:19:18): Do ya wanna? elan_einlhander (22:19:30): I could just STAB you and take your laptop vencabot_teppoo (22:19:40): BWAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (22:19:47): http://www.fenichel.com/Current.shtml vencabot_teppoo (22:19:50): There it is. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:53): Enjoy. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:55): ^_^ elan_einlhander (22:20:08): I needed the illusion and reality thing vencabot_teppoo (22:20:18): Its on there elan_einlhander (22:20:24): I don't see it, that's why I asked you vencabot_teppoo (22:21:42): Here's one: vencabot_teppoo (22:21:44): http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/cybdream.html elan_einlhander (22:23:23): Send me Mortal Combat, if you don't need speed right now elan_einlhander (22:23:56): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (22:24:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:25:17): What are you laughing at? vencabot_teppoo (22:25:21): http://www.aacap.org/publications/factsfam/suicide.htm elan_einlhander (22:25:55): 5 year old suicide? elan_einlhander (22:26:02): lol, I somehow doubt that vencabot_teppoo (22:26:18): "No! If you make me go to bed, I swear I'lll hold my breath all night!" elan_einlhander (22:26:22): *only half his teeth* " I hate life! I want to die" vencabot_teppoo (22:26:24): ~20 minutes later...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:26:26): x_x elan_einlhander (22:26:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:26:29): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:26:33): Oh we're horrible elan_einlhander (22:26:40): But it's awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:27:17): For real. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:13): GOOD TIMES! vencabot_teppoo (22:28:19): I timed out on Chatalot while worshipping my own post. elan_einlhander (22:28:28): Pfffft vencabot_teppoo (22:28:44): I spent more than twenty minutes looking over my post. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:47): No typing involved. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:49): Just praising myself. elan_einlhander (22:28:53): Lol, man elan_einlhander (22:30:04): Depression and suicidal feelings are treatable mental disorders. The child or adolescent needs to have his or her illness recognized and diagnosed, and appropriate treatment plans developed. When parents are in doubt whether their child has a serious problem, a psychiatric examination can be very helpful. elan_einlhander (22:30:12): *makes buzzer sound* elan_einlhander (22:30:16): EEHN, WRONG vencabot_teppoo (22:30:47): For real. elan_einlhander (22:30:58): Changing someone's mindset with "treatments" aka drugs, is tampering with his chemical balances, which isn't at all safe. It's his mind set and YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT elan_einlhander (22:32:17): Uh oh elan_einlhander (22:32:25): Acccording to these symptoms.... elan_einlhander (22:32:30): I am VERY suicidal yo elan_einlhander (22:32:34): I fit them all vencabot_teppoo (22:32:38): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:32:43): Oh man, I'm gonna kill myself vencabot_teppoo (22:32:45): I hate psychology. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:48): LOL elan_einlhander (22:32:49): And I don't even know it vencabot_teppoo (22:32:49): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:33:09): David, psychology tells us how to THINK, we NEED it vencabot_teppoo (22:33:25): Oh yeah, I forgot elan_einlhander (22:33:32): Yeah, yah see vencabot_teppoo (22:33:55): Doug, roll your egg this way. elan_einlhander (22:34:08): *rolls his eggs this way* vencabot_teppoo (22:34:13): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:35:41): David vencabot_teppoo (22:35:48): Doug. elan_einlhander (22:35:49): I want to kill myself vencabot_teppoo (22:35:56): Do it. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:57): Do it. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:58): Do it. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:36:10): Wow way to fail elan_einlhander (22:36:17): You're supposed to take it seriously vencabot_teppoo (22:36:21): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:53): I guess I'll NEVER be a psychologist. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:01): Or if I do, a very bad one. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:13): Man, my connection sucks ass. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:43): This song is monopolizing my connection somehow. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:50): It's sending really fast... faster than usual... vencabot_teppoo (22:47:55): And yet I can't do ANYTHING else. vencabot_teppoo (22:48:43): Can you still hear me? vencabot_teppoo (22:48:45): Or, read me? elan_einlhander (22:48:53): Yes vencabot_teppoo (22:48:58): Ok. elan_einlhander (22:59:09): Vswan's kind of assuming I can help with the clan web page for the contest elan_einlhander (22:59:19): Which I can't, lol vencabot_teppoo (22:59:30): Good times. elan_einlhander (23:00:03): vswaevswan: you are the resident role player and the angel of the web page Is gear to role players vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): What the Hell? elan_einlhander (23:00:26): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (23:00:28): Angel of the web page is gear to role players. elan_einlhander (23:00:37): He's kind of illiterate, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:00:40): Tell him to learn how to talk. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:00:52): I try elan_einlhander (23:01:02): he doesn't use commas elan_einlhander (23:01:06): His big flaw elan_einlhander (23:01:37): What he meant was I'm the resisdent role player and the ANGLE of the page was... vencabot_teppoo (23:01:55): Ah. elan_einlhander (23:02:19): vswaevswan: first thing get the feel for what we Have vswaevswan: it's a simple page with an angel never tried Before , I htink we have a chance at comming up with Most orginal or something elan_einlhander: Boss? elan_einlhander: the word is "angle" not "angel" fyi vencabot_teppoo (23:02:21): This show is @#$%ed up. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:50): Wow, that dude is on crack vencabot_teppoo (23:03:12): Does he just randomly hold down shift? elan_einlhander (23:04:56): Yeah, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:12:16): ~turns into Super Sonic~ elan_einlhander (23:12:23): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:12:37): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:12:48): ~just floats there elan_einlhander (23:13:15): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:13:21): ~burning rings~ vencabot_teppoo (23:13:24): ~like gasoline~ vencabot_teppoo (23:13:27): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:13:45): ~a minute passes... he floats back to the ground, normal again... just standing there~ vencabot_teppoo (23:13:46): ...Wow. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:49): That was a gas. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:26): ~collects more rings~ elan_einlhander (23:16:33): Uh oh elan_einlhander (23:16:37): *gets fifty* elan_einlhander (23:16:39): Oh hell elan_einlhander (23:16:46): *hair turns yellow* vencabot_teppoo (23:16:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:00): ~wants the memories inside of Dorothy~ elan_einlhander (23:21:12): Oh I forgot that was on vencabot_teppoo (23:21:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:29:57): How do I somehow manage to offend people when I do nothing to offend anyone? vencabot_teppoo (23:30:05): People are offended by how happy I am, Doug. elan_einlhander (23:30:11): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:30:14): That makes two people now that I've made feel crappy because I'm happy. elan_einlhander (23:30:26): And to think ~I~ offend them by being a prick vencabot_teppoo (23:30:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:30:41): Not to say I'm not a prick, but not to these people vencabot_teppoo (23:30:54): The second person to come out and say that I've offended them because I'm happy. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:01): Two in one DAY, mind you. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:06): It'd be four if I was counting history. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:28): I've made people depressed because I'm 'special' and they feel like they aren't. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:32): Go ahead and think about that. elan_einlhander (23:32:13): Way to be bastards vencabot_teppoo (23:32:19): Lol. Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (23:32:23): So much drama. vencabot_teppoo (23:36:29): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:34): Brak Show is geat. elan_einlhander (23:36:41): Sometimes vencabot_teppoo (23:36:48): 85% of the time. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:19): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:37:25): AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (23:37:26): AAHGA'GA vencabot_teppoo (23:37:28): HADKG elan_einlhander (23:40:54): wtf???? vencabot_teppoo (23:40:57): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:41:01): ROFLR vencabot_teppoo (23:41:02): EF 10-6-03 elan_einlhander (0:11:04): Yo elan_einlhander (0:11:06): Go to sleep elan_einlhander (0:11:14): Now, I keel you vencabot_teppoo (0:12:02): Mmm... but I have soup. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:49): Oh my God, I'm a failure of a Mexican. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:53): ~cries~ vencabot_teppoo (0:29:57): And that's a hard thing to fail. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:59): And yet I did it. elan_einlhander (0:30:38): How so? vencabot_teppoo (0:30:46): I was doing my Mexican Big O skit... vencabot_teppoo (0:30:59): And John reminded me that "Uno" is one, not Zero... or O. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:02): What was I thinking? elan_einlhander (0:31:45): Oh man what WERE you thinking> vencabot_teppoo (0:32:04): I have no idea. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:05): I've failed. elan_einlhander (0:32:25): So what was zero? vencabot_teppoo (0:32:33): Zero. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:39): And I'll assume O is O. elan_einlhander (0:32:42): Pfft elan_einlhander (0:46:01): Goin to sleep elan_einlhander (0:46:04): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (0:46:06): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:33): Wassup, Doug? How was yer day? elan_einlhander (16:08:39): Hush elan_einlhander (16:08:48): Too many people talking to me, get in line vencabot_teppoo (16:08:54): Alright. Peace. elan_einlhander (16:11:03): All right elan_einlhander (16:11:06): All gone vencabot_teppoo (16:11:34): Hey, I have you on IM in two windows somehow. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:40): One saying "All gone." vencabot_teppoo (16:11:45): And the other saying "All right." vencabot_teppoo (16:11:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:49): ~typing in~ elan_einlhander (16:11:49): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:11:51): ~both~ vencabot_teppoo (16:13:40): How come your messages don't come up in THIS window? elan_einlhander (16:13:47): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (16:13:57): But you're getting them, obviously, lol. elan_einlhander (16:14:05): Yyyup elan_einlhander (16:14:07): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (16:14:19): FFTA, things are getting....wierd vencabot_teppoo (16:14:25): Weird GOOD? elan_einlhander (16:14:34): No elan_einlhander (16:14:36): Just wierd vencabot_teppoo (16:14:38): Weird BAD? elan_einlhander (16:14:46): Just wierd vencabot_teppoo (16:14:51): Ah. elan_einlhander (17:10:27): This is nuts! vencabot_teppoo (17:10:32): ? elan_einlhander (17:10:36): I WANT TO USE TECHNIQUES elan_einlhander (17:10:44): Every battle I get that law elan_einlhander (17:11:02): And I'm at the end elan_einlhander (17:11:05): or close vencabot_teppoo (17:11:23): Yikes. elan_einlhander (17:11:25): Fighting two totema and this thing elan_einlhander (17:11:48): The boss just broke the law elan_einlhander (17:11:49): Wow vencabot_teppoo (17:12:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:47:22): Entry page complete! But that's all, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:47:51): www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks elan_einlhander (18:48:37): Hm vencabot_teppoo (18:48:43): Good times? elan_einlhander (18:48:44): For the MM thing? vencabot_teppoo (18:48:46): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:48:50): Ah elan_einlhander (18:48:53): I wanna do one.... vencabot_teppoo (18:48:57): You should vencabot_teppoo (19:04:51): ~finally perfects his entry page, and can move on~ elan_einlhander (19:12:25): Dude vencabot_teppoo (19:12:34): ? elan_einlhander (19:12:46): Thomas logged on and immediately sent me a tell, AS I was pushing enter for a reply to Vicx elan_einlhander (19:12:48): Vic* vencabot_teppoo (19:12:57): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:02): NEVER type reply, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:07): I don't do it any more as VT. elan_einlhander (19:13:07): I've learned that now vencabot_teppoo (19:13:15): Way to sex Thomas up. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:20): ~waits to get slapped~ elan_einlhander (19:13:26): Rofl *slaps* vencabot_teppoo (19:13:31): I deserved that. elan_einlhander (19:13:34): He flipped elan_einlhander (19:13:42): Since I apparently kissed him elan_einlhander (19:13:44): *cracks up* vencabot_teppoo (19:13:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:13:43): http://www.fordvehicles.com/Trucks/f150/360/index.asp?display=Exterior&360viewID=27&bhcp=1 elan_einlhander (20:13:52): I've been instructed that THAT is my vehicle vencabot_teppoo (20:14:40): By whom? elan_einlhander (20:15:19): Leyna vencabot_teppoo (20:15:28): Ah. elan_einlhander (21:53:42): MOOORTAL COMBAT! vencabot_teppoo (21:53:51): Don't you mean... KOMBAT? elan_einlhander (21:54:04): Oh yeah, I DO vencabot_teppoo (21:54:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:54:33): Been playing that and the Tekken thing back and forth vencabot_teppoo (21:54:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:54:46): My room is totemo haipu vencabot_teppoo (21:55:17): It is. elan_einlhander (22:00:14): Archibold the Great Scholar seems to relax. Archibold the Great Scholar's powers deftly knock an iron huntress' crossbow fro m your grasp. elan_einlhander (22:00:15): Woah vencabot_teppoo (22:00:22): Uh oh. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:34): ~orgasm~ elan_einlhander (22:06:41): *cleans it up* vencabot_teppoo (22:07:51): Lol. Way to be a bitch. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:54): God, I hatemy connection. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:33): Dude, my website is gonna win. elan_einlhander (22:16:42): Rofl, no vencabot_teppoo (22:16:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:54): I have the basic format for all of my site. Now I just need to fill in the blanks. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:10): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks/rockforward.html vencabot_teppoo (22:18:29): I'm gonne rename that file, though. Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:44): AND SO DAVID FINISHES THE HOMEPAGE! vencabot_teppoo (22:47:50): And now the rest will follow, easily. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:24): Been stood up by so many people tonight. elan_einlhander (23:12:32): Aw vencabot_teppoo (23:12:33): And by 'so many people' I mean two people... elan_einlhander (23:12:36): Way to be bitched vencabot_teppoo (23:12:39): ...But that's a lot for one night. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:41): Heehee. elan_einlhander (23:12:54): Bitched IS a word vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): Of course. When you're KNIGHTED you become a WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (23:13:50): So, if you're BITCHED... Well, there ya go. elan_einlhander (23:15:10): Lol, I'm glad you get it 10-7-03 elan_einlhander (0:57:56): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (0:58:03): Peace. elan_einlhander (22:50:32): Vencabot 09-25-2003 u a stoopid bich adn u ugly vencabot_teppoo (22:50:43): ? elan_einlhander (22:50:54): Your comment on Colwyn's profile elan_einlhander (22:50:56): Lol, way to go vencabot_teppoo (22:51:00): Oh, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:51:14): And by the way, hi vencabot_teppoo (22:51:21): Yeah. Hi. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:38:01): Pile of goo, lol. elan_einlhander (23:41:46): I feel terible vencabot_teppoo (23:41:52): Why? elan_einlhander (23:42:08): So much guilt, so very much, on a number of things vencabot_teppoo (23:42:31): Wanna talk about it? vencabot_teppoo (23:42:48): Like, clarify? vencabot_teppoo (23:42:55): Or just leave it at that? elan_einlhander (23:43:11): Maybe a little vencabot_teppoo (23:43:26): Well, go ahead. I have my ears open... Well, my eyes, I guess. elan_einlhander (23:44:17): I have guilt about my girlfriend, it's almost like I'm leading her on. Since she called me yesterday I realize that's she's all desperat for me, if she panics that much when I'm away elan_einlhander (23:44:21): It goes on..... vencabot_teppoo (23:44:48): That is true, now that I think about it. I didn't think about it like that earlier, but it IS kinda how I constantly IM Ericka even when she's offline... vencabot_teppoo (23:44:57): ...or maybe she was just trying to annoy you. elan_einlhander (23:45:05): No, it wasn't that elan_einlhander (23:45:14): I want to get rid of her, before it's too late elan_einlhander (23:45:20): Not like that, but you know vencabot_teppoo (23:45:55): I know what you mean, really. It's kinda hard to put into words. vencabot_teppoo (23:45:59): It's really a sticky situation. elan_einlhander (23:46:09): Yeah elan_einlhander (23:46:14): And it gets worse elan_einlhander (23:46:23): I feel guilty towards Victoriana vencabot_teppoo (23:46:36): Because she doesn't know you have a girlfriend? vencabot_teppoo (23:46:41): Or what? elan_einlhander (23:46:46): No, not that elan_einlhander (23:47:17): She always speaks, of sleeping under her quilt, and reaching hoping to find me there, but I'm not elan_einlhander (23:47:27): *starts soudning like a pussy, wonderful* elan_einlhander (23:48:18): And I feel terrible when she talks like that vencabot_teppoo (23:48:21): That makes you feel guilty how? elan_einlhander (23:48:32): That I'm not, and can't be, there vencabot_teppoo (23:49:36): ...Well hmmmm... I mean, me and Ericka talk like that all the time, and it never makes either of us feel GUILTY... I mean, I think its just her trying to say that she appreciates you, and just wishes you could be there. Not really a big deal, I don't think... vencabot_teppoo (23:49:47): Nothing to feel bad about. I mean, do you think she'd want you to feel bad about it? elan_einlhander (23:50:02): No I know she wouldn't, but you don't understand elan_einlhander (23:50:14): In theory, you COULD be with Ericka vencabot_teppoo (23:50:22): ~will be, actually~ elan_einlhander (23:50:27): But I literally CAN'T be with Vic vencabot_teppoo (23:50:32): What do you mean? elan_einlhander (23:50:57): Dude, she's an adult, I know she is, I don't even have a clue as to her real age vencabot_teppoo (23:51:04): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (23:51:07): The age difference would kill it elan_einlhander (23:51:13): And it smashes me to pieces vencabot_teppoo (23:52:20): ~sighs again and punches you in the face~ elan_einlhander (23:52:22): Oh well, 'tis fate vencabot_teppoo (23:52:31): That is depressing, yo. What are you gonna do? elan_einlhander (23:52:38): I..... elan_einlhander (23:52:40): Don't know elan_einlhander (23:52:42): I really don't vencabot_teppoo (23:53:41): Nothing? Maybe you should just wait. I mean, something will happen with or without you. You can either go through the trauma of trying to think of your own solution, or you can just go with the flow until everything works its way out around you. elan_einlhander (23:54:11): I thought about just going with the flow elan_einlhander (23:54:17): But it's not working out at all elan_einlhander (23:54:39): I'm stuck with a girl I DON'T love and getting depressed over not able to have the girl I DO love vencabot_teppoo (23:56:04): Eh, this would be the point where I would chime in with my crazy visions, but you know me. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:10): And I know you, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:56): So I won't even bother. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:12): I'll just say that things will get better. You can believe it or not. elan_einlhander (23:57:36): Easy for you to say, and that doesn't make it any easier to sit through by the way 10-8-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:21): Like I said, I know you, lol. You're just royally @#$%ed, I guess. The only feesable thing to do would be to cut off all contact with all femmes... but, again, that's easy for me to say. That's like someone telling me that the only way for me to get over my Ericka-based depression is to cut off contact with her. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:26): I'd be like, "Yeah right, lol." elan_einlhander (0:00:44): *shrugs* elan_einlhander (1:40:28): ....... vencabot_teppoo (1:40:33): G'night. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:37): Wassup? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:20): ~whistles the opening theme of .Hack//sign~ elan_einlhander (15:28:35): You can't WHISTLE that elan_einlhander (15:28:42): You must jam to it vencabot_teppoo (15:28:56): ~jams to his own whistling~ vencabot_teppoo (15:29:45): No FFTA for me. I have too much to do... vencabot_teppoo (15:29:56): I have to kill off a character in one of my recently ended RPs... elan_einlhander (15:29:57): Like what? elan_einlhander (15:29:58): Ah vencabot_teppoo (15:29:59): And work on my MM website. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:19): One of the girls that freaked out when she heard that I was 'taken' was a girl I was RPing with, and now she never wants to talk to me again. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:29): So, as a truly faithful RPer, I cannot just let the RP FADE AWAY. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:37): So I shall kill of my character and be done with it. elan_einlhander (15:30:42): Lol, I see elan_einlhander (15:30:54): The lives we live behind the scenes are great elan_einlhander (15:31:16): Too be it's considered fake by most, since it's on the crazy adictive internet vencabot_teppoo (15:31:39): Lol. For real. I just wish that I could HELP it, ya know? vencabot_teppoo (15:31:49): I can't HELP the fact that girls are like Winnie the Pooh, vencabot_teppoo (15:31:55): and that my ass is like sweet, sweet honey. elan_einlhander (15:31:55): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (15:32:05): It's a curse. vencabot_teppoo (15:32:24): That made TWO girls, in one day, that freaked out and admitted to being insanely jealous of Ericka. elan_einlhander (15:32:43): Lol elan_einlhander (15:32:47): We rock, I guess vencabot_teppoo (15:32:57): Both girls had a nerd fetish, by the way, which is insane. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:13): One of them fat AND ugly (the one I was RPing with) and the other, who got over it and we're still friends, is pretty hot. elan_einlhander (15:33:38): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (15:33:48): Hang on. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:50): Bee in my room. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:47): ~wonders how it got in, but then stops caring~ elan_einlhander (15:36:20): Oh hell vencabot_teppoo (15:36:25): ? elan_einlhander (15:36:38): Girlfriend logged on elan_einlhander (15:36:42): I didn't calculate that vencabot_teppoo (15:36:53): What's the big @#$%in' deal, @#$%^? elan_einlhander (15:36:58): Fuck you vencabot_teppoo (15:37:10): O_o vencabot_teppoo (15:37:17): Whats wrong with girlfriend logging on? vencabot_teppoo (15:37:21): She gonna ask you to do stuff? elan_einlhander (15:37:36): Well, I'm uncomfortable talking to her vencabot_teppoo (15:37:45): Ah. Then put her on block, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:37:52): "Doug... Why am I on ignore?" vencabot_teppoo (15:37:58): "...Well... because I hate you." vencabot_teppoo (15:38:04): "I..." vencabot_teppoo (15:38:07): "ITS OVUH!!! BOOM!" vencabot_teppoo (15:38:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:38:23): Doug is a harsh bastard. vencabot_teppoo (15:38:28): Since you said all of that. vencabot_teppoo (15:38:31): In my skit. elan_einlhander (15:38:45): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (15:38:54): "I like men." -Doug. vencabot_teppoo (15:38:58): See? Now you're gay. vencabot_teppoo (15:39:03): False quoting is awesome. elan_einlhander (15:39:37): It is, lol vencabot_teppoo (15:39:57): It really is. elan_einlhander (15:40:39): How in the hell does she not pick up that I don't even care? elan_einlhander (15:40:57): I mean, l speak in one or two word sentences now vencabot_teppoo (15:41:15): seh a stoopid bich vencabot_teppoo (15:41:20): adn u ugly vencabot_teppoo (15:41:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:41:43): *smacks you* vencabot_teppoo (15:42:37): Owie. elan_einlhander (15:46:25): Way to lie to your girlfriend about being free tonight Doug vencabot_teppoo (15:46:38): What'd you say? elan_einlhander (15:47:20): Haircut elan_einlhander (15:47:24): Now she's asking about the weekend vencabot_teppoo (15:47:35): Hair-cut? But won't she SEE you tomorrow? elan_einlhander (15:47:47): Yeah, I'm thinking about that now vencabot_teppoo (15:47:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:47:56): Doug cuts his own hair right before bed. vencabot_teppoo (15:47:58): And it looks fugly. elan_einlhander (15:48:00): Lol vencabot_teppoo (15:48:03): Just use ME as an excuse. elan_einlhander (15:48:04): no DUgly vencabot_teppoo (15:48:11): Just say that I'm going over to your house. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:25): Dude, I'm gonna start RPing PT in modern day RP. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:48): I'm gonna kill of Raymond by having him become completely possessed by PT. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:51): It's gonna be awesome. elan_einlhander (15:50:16): Wish I was there vencabot_teppoo (15:50:30): Doug remembers Raymond, lol. That Emelia girl is the one that never wants to talk to me again. elan_einlhander (15:50:39): Ah elan_einlhander (15:50:46): Well she can suck me vencabot_teppoo (15:51:28): And I don't want to think of some reason for our CHARS to break up, since RP shouldn't be affected by IRL relationships... I mean, they DO love eachother, even if we hate eachother... so I'm just typing up a short story to kill him off so I don't need to worry about it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:52:01): I'm tho thmart. elan_einlhander (15:52:21): Yup elan_einlhander (15:52:35): The thmart elan_einlhander (15:52:37): tho* elan_einlhander (15:58:14): Dude she keeps switching IM enviroments elan_einlhander (15:58:19): It's REALLY annoying vencabot_teppoo (15:58:52): Cameron does that too, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:59): It's like, "MAKE UP YOUR MIND." elan_einlhander (15:59:09): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:59:16): Thank you for sticking with this one vencabot_teppoo (15:59:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:33): oscarthegrouch108: do you knoe what today is? elan_einlhander (15:59:35): Oh god elan_einlhander (15:59:37): Um elan_einlhander (15:59:45): I',m gonna go with birthday vencabot_teppoo (15:59:49): Wow. That's a classic question. elan_einlhander (15:59:50): Yeah, birthday vencabot_teppoo (15:59:58): Just say Wednesday! vencabot_teppoo (16:00:01): DON'T SAY BIRTHDAY! vencabot_teppoo (16:00:07): Give the complete date. elan_einlhander (16:00:13): elan_einlhander: Of course I do, how could I forget? elan_einlhander (16:00:24): Her birthday's in October yo elan_einlhander (16:00:27): I know that much vencabot_teppoo (16:00:37): What if its the day BEFORE her birthday? elan_einlhander (16:00:51): Fuck you vencabot_teppoo (16:00:57): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (16:01:36): All right, let's see how she reacts to me saying birthday elan_einlhander (16:01:43): WooP! I WIN! vencabot_teppoo (16:01:58): Get hype, Doug elan_einlhander (16:08:26): Dude, I gotta break this up, Jesus Christ vencabot_teppoo (16:08:51): It's a... vencabot_teppoo (16:08:52): STICKY vencabot_teppoo (16:08:55): situtation. elan_einlhander (16:09:01): .... elan_einlhander (16:09:05): Man I should stab you vencabot_teppoo (16:09:12): Isn't it? I mean, really. ~you really should~ elan_einlhander (16:53:54): Androgen leaves north. elan_einlhander (16:53:56): ..... vencabot_teppoo (16:54:06): ? elan_einlhander (16:54:08): Is it just me? vencabot_teppoo (16:55:08): ? elan_einlhander (16:55:18): I guess it is vencabot_teppoo (16:55:22): Hang on. Gonna go to the bathroom. elan_einlhander (16:55:27): Pfft, have fun vencabot_teppoo (16:58:10): Back. elan_einlhander (16:58:18): Whee vencabot_teppoo (16:58:43): ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (16:58:52): ~back to writing short story, since Ericka is gonna be gone for a bit vencabot_teppoo (17:00:26): Dude, I found out that I can independently change my volume and Mic-volume settings. elan_einlhander (17:00:37): yay vencabot_teppoo (17:00:39): And that's why I get interference sometimes. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:47): Its that my mic and speakers BOTH can't be too high. elan_einlhander (17:00:47): aH vencabot_teppoo (17:01:08): So now I don't get interference, and when I use voice-chat, I'm supposedly really clear, as long as its not TWO way voice-chat, since I have to nearly mute my volume. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:26): But still, awesome. elan_einlhander (17:01:33): I see.... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:48): Confusion, it never stops. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:52): Clothes and wires and ticking clocks. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:55): Gonna come back and take ya home. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:00): I could not stop the tune I own, singing. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:03): Good song. elan_einlhander (17:45:21): I'm takin a nap vencabot_teppoo (17:45:30): Alright. Want me to buzz you? elan_einlhander (17:45:48): Um, if it gets to nine o' clock and I'm still not up elan_einlhander (17:45:54): then buzz me, alot vencabot_teppoo (17:45:55): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:11): Or you could just go offline. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:16): Ya know, that works to. elan_einlhander (18:41:23): Yeah, oops vencabot_teppoo (18:41:32): Lol. At least I didn't have to buzz you. elan_einlhander (18:41:47): No I'm still gonna sleep, it just dawned on me that I logged off elan_einlhander (18:41:52): Lol elan_einlhander (18:41:58): I was like "Wait a sec...." elan_einlhander (18:42:25): All right, peace out, once again vencabot_teppoo (18:45:32): Ok. elan_einlhander (19:51:30): Okay, no nap for me I guess elan_einlhander (19:51:35): I been up this whole time vencabot_teppoo (19:51:44): Lol. Doin' what? elan_einlhander (19:51:50): Talking to Serena elan_einlhander (19:51:54): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (19:51:59): And here I thought you were AFK, lol. elan_einlhander (19:52:01): she piped in as I was about to go elan_einlhander (19:52:05): So I stayed elan_einlhander (19:53:27): Busy? vencabot_teppoo (19:53:45): Eating popcorn with one hand. Sorry. elan_einlhander (19:53:51): Aw vencabot_teppoo (19:54:18): Unless you have matters of greater importnace than buttery POPCORN... vencabot_teppoo (19:54:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:54:29): I don't...... vencabot_teppoo (19:54:49): ~puts some popcorn in his CD drive and sends it to you~ elan_einlhander (19:55:18): *opens CD drive* elan_einlhander (19:55:20): Woah elan_einlhander (19:55:25): *eats popcorn* vencabot_teppoo (19:55:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:28): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:55:31): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:56:08): I was gonna work on my MM website while Ericka went to get dinner, but this popcorn is taking forever to eat. She's gonna be back in, like, 10 or 20 minutes, lol. elan_einlhander (19:56:17): Lol elan_einlhander (19:56:20): David elan_einlhander (19:56:24): Choos your destiny elan_einlhander (19:56:27): Chose* elan_einlhander (19:56:37): Will it be, a flawless victory???? vencabot_teppoo (19:56:46): It will be. vencabot_teppoo (19:56:48): ~loves that song~ elan_einlhander (19:56:53): As do I now vencabot_teppoo (19:56:54): Brutality. vencabot_teppoo (19:56:56): Animality. vencabot_teppoo (19:56:58): Fatality. elan_einlhander (19:56:59): fatality vencabot_teppoo (19:57:00): Brrrr... elan_einlhander (19:57:00): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:57:00): FIGHT vencabot_teppoo (19:57:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:05): So awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:16): You'll NEVER defeat me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! elan_einlhander (19:57:27): Kain, Sonja...... vencabot_teppoo (19:57:37): Jax vencabot_teppoo (19:57:38): Heehee. elan_einlhander (19:57:44): good times vencabot_teppoo (19:58:06): John playing FF9. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:18): Apparently, the PS2 laser is WAY more powerful than our PSX one... vencabot_teppoo (19:58:24): So we're playing all of our scratched games, lol. elan_einlhander (19:58:45): Rofl elan_einlhander (19:58:47): Crazy vencabot_teppoo (19:59:15): We played FF7 yesterday. elan_einlhander (19:59:18): Woah vencabot_teppoo (19:59:25): Do you have any idea how fast the battles load in that game compared to FF9?! elan_einlhander (19:59:29): Good times, better memories elan_einlhander (19:59:30): I do elan_einlhander (19:59:40): FFIX takes an eternity vencabot_teppoo (19:59:49): The battle starts loading before the map even has a chance to fade away entirely. Its like a freakin' super nintendo game. elan_einlhander (20:00:02): Which is awesome vencabot_teppoo (20:00:11): It is. I never really noticed before. elan_einlhander (20:00:19): Hey, do me a quick-ass favor vencabot_teppoo (20:00:26): Ok. elan_einlhander (20:00:35): Log on MM, and see if SHE'S on elan_einlhander (20:01:03): Please of course vencabot_teppoo (20:01:16): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:01:29): Woah this show is fucked up vencabot_teppoo (20:01:45): What show? ~she's not on as far as I can see. Do ghosts have see invis?~ elan_einlhander (20:01:52): Yes elan_einlhander (20:02:04): And Grim adventures yadda yadda yadda vencabot_teppoo (20:02:09): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (20:07:43): I can't believe I was ever in a clan, lol. elan_einlhander (20:07:49): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:07:51): Neither can I elan_einlhander (20:08:06): *David conquers Whisper* vencabot_teppoo (20:08:15): Outta left field. vencabot_teppoo (20:08:57): vswan tells you, 'yo elan youre friend vecnabot just took over whisper what should we do' elan_einlhander (20:09:16): "Okay, listen up...." elan_einlhander (20:09:27): "Set a snare, and put a shot of vadka in it" elan_einlhander (20:09:35): Vswan "But that vencabot_teppoo (20:09:37): Vswan tells you, 'im lissening' vencabot_teppoo (20:09:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:09:42): "It'll work! elan_einlhander (20:09:48): Vswan "Okay....." elan_einlhander (20:10:00): *David is hanging from a tree an hour later* vencabot_teppoo (20:10:11): "Dammit! ...Mmmm." vencabot_teppoo (20:10:19): "...Did he just drink that shot upside down?" vencabot_teppoo (20:10:23): "...Don't question VT." elan_einlhander (20:10:36): Just don't vencabot_teppoo (20:11:19): VT wakes up one day as an ogre. elan_einlhander (20:11:25): Pffft vencabot_teppoo (20:11:34): That'd be hilarious elan_einlhander (20:11:40): It so would elan_einlhander (20:11:48): Some Immortal's idea of a practical joke vencabot_teppoo (20:11:58): "Hey... I feel pretty." vencabot_teppoo (20:11:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:12:06): ~pokes his own head vencabot_teppoo (20:12:10): Mmm... squishy. elan_einlhander (20:12:16): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:19:03): You say to Shinigami, 'God of Death, meet God of Rock.' [SAFE]<606hp 608sp 599st> grin You grin evilly. [SAFE]<606hp 608sp 599st> Shinigami bows before you. elan_einlhander (20:19:19): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (20:19:21): Shinigami God of Death is here. elan_einlhander (20:19:21): Evil Times vencabot_teppoo (20:36:47): Whoa, this show is kwazy. elan_einlhander (20:37:00): Yup vencabot_teppoo (20:37:27): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (20:37:29): CHICKENBALL Z? vencabot_teppoo (20:37:34): CAN THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT? elan_einlhander (20:37:38): I.....don't know...... elan_einlhander (20:39:19): My gods vencabot_teppoo (20:40:07): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:11): Look at her hair. elan_einlhander (20:40:24): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (20:42:33): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:42:36): Wow vencabot_teppoo (20:42:36): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:42:38): UES vencabot_teppoo (20:42:39): YES elan_einlhander (20:42:39): This is elan_einlhander (20:42:41): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:42:43): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:43:19): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:43:23): YES vencabot_teppoo (20:46:41): That was a funny episode. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:46): I'm starting to like Billy and Mandy. elan_einlhander (20:46:50): Haha vencabot_teppoo (20:46:50): Slowly but surely. elan_einlhander (20:47:26): Aluzar Halfling Bard is here. elan_einlhander (20:47:31): *chuckles* vencabot_teppoo (20:47:33): THAT'S HIS TITLE?! elan_einlhander (20:47:36): Yup elan_einlhander (20:47:40): Seriously is vencabot_teppoo (20:47:40): Hot damn. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:45): Tell him to contact VT, lol. elan_einlhander (20:47:49): level 60 too vencabot_teppoo (20:47:53): Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:47:57): Mail him a letter yo elan_einlhander (20:48:00): Call out to him, lol vencabot_teppoo (20:48:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:58:00): That guy is so cool. vencabot_teppoo (20:58:16): The foot-ball dude in that soup commercial, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:20): I love this scene. elan_einlhander (21:13:27): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:17:17): Look at 'em dance likes japs. elan_einlhander (21:17:25): Pfft elan_einlhander (21:17:32): GO BULBASAUR elan_einlhander (21:17:36): OH THAT'S NOT FAIR elan_einlhander (21:17:41): He's Psychih type! elan_einlhander (21:17:45): psychic* elan_einlhander (21:17:55): Not even fair, he has an advantage elan_einlhander (21:18:33): Wow vencabot_teppoo (21:18:50): Team Rocket is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:18:56): They are vencabot_teppoo (21:19:25): Since when did sleep count as a KO? elan_einlhander (21:19:32): Well, it does in the show elan_einlhander (21:19:37): Since they can't do anything elan_einlhander (21:21:08): Duh elan_einlhander (21:21:16): That was my Starmie's specialty elan_einlhander (21:21:28): Thunderbolt and Psychic, I could screw anyone vencabot_teppoo (21:21:35): Ash and Misty are so cute. elan_einlhander (21:21:44): Yeah, hehe elan_einlhander (21:21:55): Squirtle is freaking awesome elan_einlhander (21:22:04): Wow, convenient vencabot_teppoo (21:22:06): Squirtle was one of my favs. elan_einlhander (21:22:10): He is so awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:22:13): Squirtle and Bulbasaur are the best. elan_einlhander (21:22:14): Listen to him! elan_einlhander (21:22:16): They are elan_einlhander (21:23:25): Wow that was gay elan_einlhander (21:23:33): What a stupid badge elan_einlhander (21:23:43): Way to be clueless vencabot_teppoo (21:23:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:56): Ash is only 11 years old, lol. So cute. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:58): Or is it 10? vencabot_teppoo (21:24:02): It was 10, wasn't it? elan_einlhander (21:29:11): Your hit points increases! elan_einlhander (21:29:15): Final time elan_einlhander (21:29:23): well, for this class vencabot_teppoo (21:31:18): Good man. vencabot_teppoo (21:31:39): Jackie Chan is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:31:49): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:32:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:07): Oooooh mama. elan_einlhander (21:32:13): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:50:51): Jackie dodges fast for being made of snow. elan_einlhander (21:51:00): Stone even vencabot_teppoo (21:51:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:51:09): Snow, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:46): I'm gonna go work out. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:56): I'll be back in two hours. I'll assume you'll still be here? elan_einlhander (22:04:01): Prolly vencabot_teppoo (22:04:10): Well, just in case, peace be jizzle. 10-9-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:43): BAAAAAAAAAAM!!! elan_einlhander (0:01:52): *punches you in the face* vencabot_teppoo (0:02:03): ~does the "freshly-worked out dance," but is punched in the face~ vencabot_teppoo (0:02:06): @_@ elan_einlhander (0:03:41): Kagome and bath!!!! elan_einlhander (0:03:43): WHEE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:03:54): Lol. Brb. elan_einlhander (0:03:57): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:04:14): I'll be RIGHT back... like three minutes. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:48): Back! vencabot_teppoo (0:06:51): ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (0:06:55): ~feels like kicking some ass~ vencabot_teppoo (0:07:44): So what, Kikyo's a good guy now? elan_einlhander (0:08:38): Um, beats me vencabot_teppoo (0:11:20): Poor Inuyasha. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:26): He's been struck by the pussy-bug, like us. elan_einlhander (0:11:36): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:21:12): What in the Hell? vencabot_teppoo (0:39:16): She's a cutie with her hair down. elan_einlhander (0:50:33): You elan_einlhander (0:50:39): Yeah you elan_einlhander (0:50:59): I'm going to sleep, follow my trend vencabot_teppoo (0:51:36): Peace, yo. elan_einlhander (0:51:40): I said FOLLOW vencabot_teppoo (0:52:07): E'fook you. elan_einlhander (0:52:17): Why else do you need to be up anyway? elan_einlhander (0:52:23): SHE isn't on vencabot_teppoo (0:52:26): Ericka coming back at one. elan_einlhander (0:52:30): Dude elan_einlhander (0:52:42): Actually, nvm vencabot_teppoo (18:56:37): Wassup, yo? vencabot_teppoo (20:10:52): Way to say "Hi." elan_einlhander (20:10:58): Way to be a homo vencabot_teppoo (20:11:03): ~cries and runs off~ vencabot_teppoo (20:12:12): ~mock Psychology voice~ Doug, I'm very emotionally stressed right now... and... and if you're not sensitive to that I might be emotionally stressed for life. vencabot_teppoo (20:12:30): And then I'd have to commit suicide. elan_einlhander (20:12:45): So go kill yourself you pussy vencabot_teppoo (20:13:05): I think I'll make some ramen instead. I'm more hungry than I wanna die. elan_einlhander (20:13:16): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (20:13:18): Maybe I'll be lucky and it'll be rat-poison flavored ramen. vencabot_teppoo (20:13:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:13:21): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:13:22): Two birds with one stone. vencabot_teppoo (20:14:32): Why does spiciness increase exponentially? elan_einlhander (20:14:46): Cuz Koree said so vencabot_teppoo (20:15:00): Ah. elan_einlhander (20:15:39): Thomas took me home, and I couldn't reach my mom, so they're prolly up there waiting for me to come out vencabot_teppoo (20:15:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:16:12): So not funny, yet it is. elan_einlhander (20:16:15): Oh well, she needs to tell me when she's not gonna be home vencabot_teppoo (20:26:17): Guess who's back... vencabot_teppoo (20:26:20): ...Back again... elan_einlhander (20:26:25): yay vencabot_teppoo (20:26:25): ...PT's back... vencabot_teppoo (20:26:28): ...Tell a friend. elan_einlhander (20:26:59): Aw, my mommy is pissed vencabot_teppoo (20:27:11): That's why I figured it WASN'T funny. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:17): I figured she'd be pissed, lol. elan_einlhander (20:27:27): Oh well vencabot_teppoo (20:32:49): ~yawns and has no idea what to do... doesn't wanna work on his MM webpage...~ elan_einlhander (20:33:00): Kill vencabot_teppoo (20:33:05): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (20:33:08): ~kills John~ vencabot_teppoo (20:33:09): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:33:11): ...Now what vencabot_teppoo (20:33:12): ? elan_einlhander (20:33:13): Kill vencabot_teppoo (20:33:23): ~kills dad... man, this is getting boring~ elan_einlhander (20:33:34): Revive vencabot_teppoo (20:33:40): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:34:06): Oh Doug, you're so funny. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:18): ~loves that~ vencabot_teppoo (20:35:23): AIM doesn't have numbers for font size. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:29): It has buttons, like volume, lol. elan_einlhander (20:35:35): Heh vencabot_teppoo (20:35:37): Turn it up, turn it down. vencabot_teppoo (20:59:47): This game is insane: vencabot_teppoo (20:59:49): http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/ vencabot_teppoo (21:26:46): harryturney: lilshortychic924: linds will be at everett tomorrow Joker45756: oh yeah she might come to my clan Joker45756: class harryturney: whats that called again Vencabot_Teppoo: Freudian slip! LOL harryturney: lol thats so awsome harryturney: freudian slip lol elan_einlhander (21:27:18): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:27:20): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:29:00): Vencabot_Teppoo: lilshortychic924 sure has an original name. Vencabot_Teppoo: She's only the 924th one. harryturney: 45756 Vencabot_Teppoo: And you're only the 45756th Joker. harryturney: thanks a lot buddy Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: lol harryturney: i used to be joker45755 Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL harryturney: but they changed my password and that was the easiest one that was close vencabot_teppoo (21:29:25): Why is it so funny? elan_einlhander (21:30:10): Beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (21:40:38): harryturney: i swear im lowe key dumb because im just a dumb jock thats odd harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: I'm dumb... not really,lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: I'm so smart I could break your neck with my brain from here. Vencabot_Teppoo: I wouldn't even have to get up. Vencabot_Teppoo: I'd just have to type, "break harry's nec-" Oops, almost typed it. harryturney: seriously your smart and im full of shit harryturney: omg life flashed before my eyes harryturney: and i saw pringles Vencabot_Teppoo: Why? harryturney: lots and lots of pringles harryturney: once the pop starts the fun dont stop Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh my God, Harry. What is our malfunction? elan_einlhander (21:40:41): Ralg the six foot halfling is here, mounted on a meek young mare. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:49): ...BASTARD. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:55): I've seen him before, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:58): He's not really 6 foot. elan_einlhander (21:41:05): I know vencabot_teppoo (21:49:17): ~Josh laugh~ vencabot_teppoo (21:49:28): JL, the online acronym, will now forever mean Josh Laugh. elan_einlhander (21:49:28): KILL, DIE! vencabot_teppoo (21:49:41): Actually, it should be llj, since three letters is trendier. vencabot_teppoo (21:49:45): Laugh Like Josh. elan_einlhander (21:49:51): DIE FAGGOT DIE vencabot_teppoo (21:50:01): Lol. Doug hates Josh so much. elan_einlhander (21:50:40): So fucking much elan_einlhander (21:50:47): If there's anyone I'd fight, it's him vencabot_teppoo (21:51:05): Just to punch him in his mouth? elan_einlhander (21:51:09): Yes elan_einlhander (21:51:11): BAM vencabot_teppoo (21:51:20): To feel his teeth cave in under your knuckles? elan_einlhander (21:52:14): Mmmm, yes vencabot_teppoo (21:52:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:36): Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. I do, though. It's hilarious because the most frustrating thing is that I know everything and no one will listen to me. Vencabot_Teppoo: If people asked me for advice and did exactly what I said, they'd be happy. Vencabot_Teppoo: But I get all of my knowledge by visions from God so I really don't know everything, I'm just like Jesus's instant messenger. Vencabot_Teppoo: Go Jesus. harryturney: lol one question harryturney: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Vencabot_Teppoo: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood, Harry. elan_einlhander (21:56:03): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:56:08): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:23): ~yawns and hopes Ericka comes back on~ vencabot_teppoo (22:00:04): ~comes to the revelation "there is no black line" and dies, saying that with his final breath~ elan_einlhander (22:00:21): Good last quote elan_einlhander (22:00:42): Oh my gods this is awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:33:12): Relaxing FF IX music... vencabot_teppoo (22:33:15): ~swaying~ elan_einlhander (22:33:25): Which theme? vencabot_teppoo (22:33:44): I dunno the name. It's in some small little desert port, looks like. elan_einlhander (22:34:14): Ah vencabot_teppoo (23:11:58): I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL! vencabot_teppoo (23:11:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:05): That's the best commercial ever. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): I've never seen a better commercial. elan_einlhander (23:14:02): Wat was? elan_einlhander (23:14:03): what* vencabot_teppoo (23:14:25): "Why don't they ever let the BIG MAN hold the ball? I'd look cool with that ball..." vencabot_teppoo (23:14:48): "Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, PLEEEAASE don't blink..." elan_einlhander (23:14:57): wtf are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (23:15:29): That shoe commercial? With the old, black and white high-school basketball team photo that comes to life so you can see what the people were thinking when the picture was taken? vencabot_teppoo (23:15:32): It's hilarious. elan_einlhander (23:15:40): No I haven't seen it vencabot_teppoo (23:16:04): I'll buzz you next time its on, lol. elan_einlhander (23:16:53): Kayo elan_einlhander (23:17:40): Haha, Vic commenting on how soft my hair is elan_einlhander (23:17:47): Then me humbly informing her..... vencabot_teppoo (23:17:50): O_o elan_einlhander (23:17:53): That it is not SUPPOSED to be soft elan_einlhander (23:18:00): You know how my char looks right? vencabot_teppoo (23:18:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:04): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (23:18:06): Big ass locks of hair? elan_einlhander (23:18:08): Yeah, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:18:14): ~points at Hogi-man in a strong wind~ vencabot_teppoo (23:18:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:24): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (23:19:09): This episode has a lot to do with psychology, lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:27): It does elan_einlhander (23:19:30): *shoots TV* vencabot_teppoo (23:20:00): rofl elan_einlhander (23:33:40): A sepulchral voice announces, 'Team enrollment has begun for Vein's CPK Alyrian Capture the Flag match! Cost is 25000 gp to join.' elan_einlhander (23:33:43): Woah elan_einlhander (23:33:47): Holy shit vencabot_teppoo (23:33:52): ? elan_einlhander (23:33:55): CPK ctf elan_einlhander (23:33:58): ....... vencabot_teppoo (23:33:59): Whoa. elan_einlhander (23:34:01): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:34:01): That's insane. elan_einlhander (23:34:06): Jesus Christ vencabot_teppoo (23:34:14): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (23:34:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:34:18): ~trying to get over it vencabot_teppoo (23:34:28): Oh, they prolly aren't wearing any equipment anyway. elan_einlhander (23:40:14): ROBOT HOUSE! vencabot_teppoo (23:40:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:40:41): Fat Bot, lol elan_einlhander (23:40:44): Cheese it! elan_einlhander (23:40:47): Awesome times vencabot_teppoo (23:41:14): ROFL 10-10-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:13:04): TV elan_einlhander (0:13:23): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:13:32): Did you watch it from the beginning? Lol. elan_einlhander (1:06:03): Sleeping now, you should too vencabot_teppoo (1:06:09): I will. G'night. elan_einlhander (1:06:12): Peace vencabot_teppoo (1:06:15): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:18): Yo! vencabot_teppoo (15:50:18): Brb vencabot_teppoo (15:50:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:38): I'm hyper-active so I'm gonna go punch the bag for five minutes. elan_einlhander (16:00:53): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (16:10:52): I finish punching the bag, so what do I do? vencabot_teppoo (16:10:58): I eat a quart of MASHED POTATOES, lol. elan_einlhander (16:11:01): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:11:06): I'll work it off when I run. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:24:46): ~realizes exactly how good of times these are~ vencabot_teppoo (16:24:51): O.O vencabot_teppoo (16:24:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:26): Apparently, word of me and Ericka has somehow gotten around school, and a girl that used to have a crush on me and I used to have a crush on, and we had both admitted it to eachother, found out. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:29): And interrogated me today. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:35): My God, such good times. elan_einlhander (16:25:41): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:25:44): That is awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:26:05): It truly is. And now I'm RPing as Raymond Marchrist (PT) in the same room as Shelly (playing Emelia). vencabot_teppoo (16:26:17): This thing between me and Haze is causing SO much trouble, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:26:24): We're like a tank just RUNNING OVER everything. elan_einlhander (16:26:26): I hear that vencabot_teppoo (16:34:43): PUFF DADDY IS IN ONE OF MY FOLDERS!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:34:49): BUT WHICH ONE?! vencabot_teppoo (16:34:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:36:10): My Wild Arms folder? Oh, you're good, Puff Daddy... vencabot_teppoo (16:36:15): You're damn good. elan_einlhander (16:36:17): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:36:43): ~grabs him and throws him into the Hip-Hop folder~ vencabot_teppoo (16:36:57): "This isn't the last you'll hear of me, Daviiiid!" vencabot_teppoo (16:36:58): ~wham~ elan_einlhander (16:38:00): Well, I'm gettin a nap vencabot_teppoo (16:38:08): Alright. You want me to buzz you? elan_einlhander (16:38:10): Nah vencabot_teppoo (16:38:16): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:18): Peace. elan_einlhander (22:12:13): Wow, I don't know what to make out of such a Freudian slip vencabot_teppoo (22:12:24): ? elan_einlhander (22:12:43): Instead of saying "nibbling your ear" she said "nippling your ear" vencabot_teppoo (22:12:47): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:12:47): And I freaking crcked up vencabot_teppoo (22:12:55): Subtle hint. vencabot_teppoo (22:13:03): Freudian slip, or is it? vencabot_teppoo (22:13:05): Dun nuh NUH. elan_einlhander (22:13:06): Or IS IT? vencabot_teppoo (22:13:13): Beat you to it. vencabot_teppoo (22:13:14): Bitch. elan_einlhander (22:13:20): Faggot vencabot_teppoo (22:13:25): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (22:14:36): I of course teased her about it vencabot_teppoo (22:14:42): What should I put in the "God of ROCK" section of my website, other than the description of my char. elan_einlhander (22:14:52): Way to change the subject elan_einlhander (22:14:53): Ummmm elan_einlhander (22:14:59): Put Einlhander on there vencabot_teppoo (22:15:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:15:05): Screw you. vencabot_teppoo (22:15:17): ~sneezes~ elan_einlhander (22:16:43): I could be the god of something elan_einlhander (22:16:47): On your site elan_einlhander (22:16:57): Or an ANGEL elan_einlhander (22:17:00): DUN DUN DUN vencabot_teppoo (22:17:03): I'm putting you in the Honors section. elan_einlhander (22:17:11): Awww, I'm touched vencabot_teppoo (22:17:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:18): Along with Pyralis. elan_einlhander (22:17:20): *gets slapped* elan_einlhander (22:17:24): PYRALIS????? elan_einlhander (22:17:25): KILLLLLLLLL vencabot_teppoo (22:17:27): j/k, lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:34): I woulda shot you elan_einlhander (22:18:38): I wanna make a site elan_einlhander (22:18:44): I need someone here toguide me vencabot_teppoo (22:18:53): ~gets on his bike~ vencabot_teppoo (22:18:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:19:18): I got to work at ten in the god damn morning vencabot_teppoo (22:19:39): That SUXORS. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:19:49): Oh stfu vencabot_teppoo (22:20:17): Lol. Way to use online acrnonyms that me and Harry decided are extremely easy to figure out just by context alone. elan_einlhander (22:20:41): Lol elan_einlhander (22:20:52): I swear Harry's gay vencabot_teppoo (22:20:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:20:56): Oops, Freudian Slip elan_einlhander (22:20:59): I meant cool elan_einlhander (22:21:01): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:21:02): Harry's obsessed with my little brother. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): He stalks him. elan_einlhander (22:21:08): Why? vencabot_teppoo (22:21:17): Because Harry's insane, lol. elan_einlhander (22:21:24): I see.... vencabot_teppoo (22:21:35): He thought he knew who my brother was but wasn't sure, so when I described him to him he was like, "Ok, I'll look for him." vencabot_teppoo (22:21:55): And then he was like, "Dude, I see your brother in the hallway, like, all the time. It's awesome." elan_einlhander (22:22:45): He talks JUST like that too elan_einlhander (22:22:48): So it IS awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:22:54): And now he's like, "I saw your brother in the hallway 3 times today, and I followed him the second time because I didn't have anything better to do because it was lunch, and he went walking with his friends down to McDonalds. I also saw him in the marching band at the game and I was like, 'Is that David's little brother?' so I snuck down to see if it was him." elan_einlhander (22:23:18): Wo elan_einlhander (22:23:19): Wow* vencabot_teppoo (22:23:26): "And it was, and I was like 'Whoa, that's awesome'." vencabot_teppoo (22:23:45): And now me and him constantly joke about how he stalks my little brother. elan_einlhander (22:25:24): I've been in Lowangen for three hours elan_einlhander (22:25:28): ....... vencabot_teppoo (22:25:34): ? elan_einlhander (22:26:27): I never stay in Lowangen for more then three MINUTES vencabot_teppoo (22:26:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:26:51): I've circled the city wall twenty times vencabot_teppoo (22:27:19): Why? elan_einlhander (22:27:39): I don't know, I just keep killing all the archers, guards, and lookouts vencabot_teppoo (22:27:52): Way to be insensitive to questers. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:05): You jerk. elan_einlhander (22:28:06): What questers? Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:28:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:28:14): I've yet to see ANYONE vencabot_teppoo (22:28:37): At 5 pm on a Saturday there's usually, like, a whole TWO people there. elan_einlhander (22:29:16): Yup elan_einlhander (22:29:22): And they're just stopping by elan_einlhander (22:29:32): They should add a quest master here, lol vencabot_teppoo (22:29:37): Lol.Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:18): I'm so AMAZINGLY bored it's insane. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:25): I don't want to play MM or Tactics. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:28): Or work on my website. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:42): I really just wanna sleep I guess, lol. Maybe I should. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:47): I mean, I'm not doing anything else. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:59): And by sleep I mean nap until Ericka comes on. vencabot_teppoo (22:31:13): WHA?! vencabot_teppoo (22:31:24): In the battle arena of Chatalot: vencabot_teppoo (22:31:34): Chanlee -Hybrid Pokemon- vencabot_teppoo (22:31:48): With this picture: http://www.geocities.com/Kellter_Knight/Chanlee.art elan_einlhander (22:32:27): Er, yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:32:33): Good times. elan_einlhander (22:32:38): Lol elan_einlhander (22:34:54): Colwyn's lvl 150 even vencabot_teppoo (22:35:05): heehee elan_einlhander (22:35:13): Says it's sexy vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:03:32): Advent Children is planned to be an hour long movie. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:21): One. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:24): Hour. elan_einlhander (23:05:02): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:05:12): Think about FF VII. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:21): Now think about the OFFICIAL sequel to that. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:24): Being an hour long. elan_einlhander (23:05:25): I know Iknow vencabot_teppoo (23:05:36): I read an interview about it. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:43): The movie is going to suck ass. elan_einlhander (23:23:48): Apparently there's a time limit in the arena elan_einlhander (23:23:51): I was kicked out vencabot_teppoo (23:23:55): Wow. elan_einlhander (23:23:59): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:24:34): Who were you fighting? elan_einlhander (23:24:53): Molo vencabot_teppoo (23:43:39): ENIGMA!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:43:54): THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ENIGMA!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:43:56): Lol. 10-11-03 vencabot_teppoo (1:47:49): G-g'night, yo... elan_einlhander (1:47:55): Peace elan_einlhander (15:09:17): Man it's a dead day elan_einlhander (15:09:23): No one's around, at all elan_einlhander (15:09:32): My notify list is empty, no clannies on even vencabot_teppoo (15:09:36): That sucks, yo. And I didn't even notice you were online, lol. elan_einlhander (15:09:42): Both messengers empty elan_einlhander (15:09:45): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (15:10:00): I need to delete some people from my Yahoo! buddy list. It's so huge I can't even see everyone without scrolling up. vencabot_teppoo (15:10:10): That's happened with Harry, too, lol. "I didn't notice you were online." vencabot_teppoo (15:10:16): So I'm gonna go delete stupid people now. elan_einlhander (15:10:22): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (15:11:27): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:11:36): Back to the good ol', one window of buddies days, lol. elan_einlhander (15:11:42): Whee elan_einlhander (15:12:37): Mountain Dew was on sale today vencabot_teppoo (15:12:49): I had a bunch of "possible" names on my buddy list. It was weird, lol. It was? elan_einlhander (15:12:52): Me and Phil bought 16 gallons of it and stuffed into his car vencabot_teppoo (15:13:00): Phil? elan_einlhander (15:13:04): Guy I work with vencabot_teppoo (15:13:15): Ah. ~wonders why it's only 3:12...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:13:26): ~could swear he's been on for more than 12 minutes~ elan_einlhander (15:13:46): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (15:13:59): ~Ericka coming on at 4 o'clock, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (15:14:05): ~therefor, time crawling~ vencabot_teppoo (15:18:06): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:10): Some dude came to our door just now. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:14): Offering us free pizza. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:19): For months. elan_einlhander (15:18:31): What??? vencabot_teppoo (15:18:32): But my dad wasn't home, and he needed to sign something. elan_einlhander (15:18:37): Son of a bitch vencabot_teppoo (15:18:50): Hungry Howies is doing some kind of fund raiser for helping africa. elan_einlhander (15:18:55): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (15:19:02): And all we would have to do was give ten dollars. vencabot_teppoo (15:19:10): And we'd get, like, three large pizzas for three months. elan_einlhander (15:19:18): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (15:19:54): I was like, "Damn, I can't sign this. I'm not the man of the house." "Well, you don't need to be, as long as you know you like pizza." "Yeah, but I don't have any money..." "Oh, that's alright. Thank you for your time." vencabot_teppoo (15:20:04): He said I had to sign it right there... Couldn't turn it in later. vencabot_teppoo (15:20:06): >_< elan_einlhander (15:20:09): Damn yo elan_einlhander (15:20:48): You take a book of erotic poetry. elan_einlhander (15:20:53): Good times vencabot_teppoo (15:21:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:21:29): *considers giving it to Victoriana* elan_einlhander (15:21:35): *giving her ideas perhaps* vencabot_teppoo (15:21:37): ~Go time, go... Go time, go...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:21:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:42): Elan is a kinky bastard. elan_einlhander (15:21:42): *stops thinking out loud* vencabot_teppoo (15:21:45): ELAN'S A FREAK! elan_einlhander (15:21:47): I am elan_einlhander (15:21:56): Not as bad as when she NIPPLED my ear vencabot_teppoo (15:22:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:22:16): ~looks at the B on the keyboard...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:20): ~..and then at the P~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:33): Doug, you're gonna marry a freak. CONGRATULATIONS! ~high five~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:22:41): I was like "Is your mind on something else angel?" elan_einlhander (15:22:47): And then chuckled elan_einlhander (15:23:51): YOU should play MM vencabot_teppoo (15:23:57): I have nothing better to do. elan_einlhander (15:24:01): This is true vencabot_teppoo (15:24:05): At least for 30 minutes. elan_einlhander (15:24:21): I don't see why you can't play MM while you talk to her vencabot_teppoo (15:24:58): It just doesn't feel right. I know when something doesn't feel right. elan_einlhander (15:25:11): That doesn't make any sense elan_einlhander (15:25:22): It's not healthy to be obsessive yo vencabot_teppoo (15:26:51): Pffft. elan_einlhander (15:27:01): What? vencabot_teppoo (15:27:37): Love advice, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (15:27:46): You should know better. elan_einlhander (15:27:59): I don't get your point, what are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:14): Never mind, Doug. Just never mind. ~patronizes you like Delita~ elan_einlhander (15:28:44): Fine, don't listen vencabot_teppoo (15:28:51): Gladly. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:28): I like Final Fantasy VIII's graphics more than Final Fantasy IX's. vencabot_teppoo (15:43:20): Urbanoids shall keep me entertained, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:22:47): Well, I saw that you're taking a nap and said to leave a message. I really don't have anything to say, but can't deny you such a simple request. vencabot_teppoo (17:22:53): Consider this a message left. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:30): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:49:30): HARRY IS PLAYING MM! elan_einlhander (20:49:40): Wow elan_einlhander (20:50:50): WOW HOW DID I GUESS THAT??? elan_einlhander (20:50:57): who harryturney vencabot_teppoo (20:51:02): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:51:02): And there he is, lo elan_einlhander (20:51:03): lol* elan_einlhander (20:58:52): Teen Titans is on elan_einlhander (20:58:55): If you care elan_einlhander (20:59:00): Like I know you do vencabot_teppoo (20:59:09): Lol. A little. elan_einlhander (21:01:38): I apparently love this theme song vencabot_teppoo (21:01:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:08:47): NO! elan_einlhander (21:08:51): STARFIRE!!!!!! elan_einlhander (21:08:55): *crying* vencabot_teppoo (21:09:07): ~pats back~ elan_einlhander (21:09:14): SON OF A BITCH vencabot_teppoo (21:24:59): Wizards have the sword ability? elan_einlhander (21:25:34): Every class but Psionic does I think vencabot_teppoo (21:25:49): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:27): Vencabot_Teppoo: Type LOOK. Look at the compass, and FLEE [direction]. Vencabot_Teppoo: That can't fail. harryturney: look harryturney: crap wrong screen Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl elan_einlhander (21:28:55): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:34:16): **Virinix Untill the day I die, my Heart will spin for you. is here. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:30): Way to misspell "until" elan_einlhander (21:34:34): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:34:36): And have a heart that spins, instead of beats. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:10): I'm making a new character to help Harry, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:16): That will be deleted once he's level 6. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): I'm gonna name it Harrysbuddy vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:27): Lol elan_einlhander (21:38:47): Don't give him advice on spells and shit elan_einlhander (21:38:52): Send him to me for that elan_einlhander (21:40:27): Saying this of course cuz you haven't been a magr elan_einlhander (21:40:29): mage* vencabot_teppoo (21:43:52): Harrysbuddy the Buddy of Harry, is here. elan_einlhander (21:44:01): Awesome elan_einlhander (21:51:36): Way to make a halfling bard elan_einlhander (21:51:38): Again vencabot_teppoo (21:51:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:00:25): wtf elan_einlhander (22:00:33): Turn on Justice League vencabot_teppoo (22:00:54): I can't... no remote. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:01:08): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? elan_einlhander (22:01:13): Turn it on yo! elan_einlhander (22:01:17): GET UP elan_einlhander (22:01:34): Oh elan_einlhander (22:01:39): Nevermind, it was a dream vencabot_teppoo (22:01:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:02:55): I was halted for soup elan_einlhander (22:03:02): Victoriana tells you 'oh love... I'm sorry, I was eating soup :)' vencabot_teppoo (22:03:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:06): Wow. elan_einlhander (22:03:07): I'm hurt vencabot_teppoo (22:03:12): Way to be less important than soup. elan_einlhander (22:03:14): Yup elan_einlhander (22:03:20): Are we surprised? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:41): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:03:45): Victoriana tells you '*chuckle* you're much more important than ANY soup my darl in' elan_einlhander (22:03:49): Wait, I think I'm touched vencabot_teppoo (22:03:57): Lol! elan_einlhander (22:04:05): I'm more important than soup!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:04:23): GO DOUG! vencabot_teppoo (22:04:25): GET HYPE! elan_einlhander (22:04:40): YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams head into yours* vencabot_teppoo (22:04:46): Ow... vencabot_teppoo (22:04:47): rofl elan_einlhander (22:05:25): *our skulls crack open* elan_einlhander (22:05:29): *we die* elan_einlhander (22:05:58): JadeWashu: :P ElanEinlhander: Victoriana tells you '*chuckle* you're much more important than ANY soup my darlin' ElanEinlhander: I'm more important than soup, go me JadeWashu: hm... JadeWashu: I dunno JadeWashu: ask her about clam chowder JadeWashu: i mean, that's pretty good soup ElanEinlhander: ROFL ElanEinlhander: Way to have faith in me chica! JadeWashu: i'm hungry right now elan_einlhander (22:06:06): Such damn good times vencabot_teppoo (22:06:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:06:23): Leyna has faith in me, as you can see elan_einlhander (22:23:47): Oo, tig bitties vencabot_teppoo (22:24:00): Aw mane. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:08): My bro is playin' FF IX. elan_einlhander (22:24:12): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:24:13): So I can't check out dem nipples, mane. elan_einlhander (22:24:21): Poor yo vencabot_teppoo (22:43:19): Manji Manji has the power of the Kessen-Chu. He use his Immortal life to kill thousands who deserve to die, to make up for past crimes. A murderer who admittedly enjoys killing, despite his scumminess, bloodlust, and his ability to be astoundingly insensitive. His quest is to end his own immortality. (#2054395422); idle 296 seconds vencabot_teppoo (22:43:33): Eventually, it becomes second nature to know which characters to AVOID on Chatalot. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:44:19): Well hell, ~I~ coulda told you that vencabot_teppoo (22:44:29): Which is why it was a joke. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:43): That obviously failed due to the "text to comedy" translation. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:49): It would have been easier over VC, lol. elan_einlhander (22:44:57): Lol elan_einlhander (22:54:50): So how did Harry do? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:14): Ok for his first hour, lol. elan_einlhander (22:55:38): Did he level to 2? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:56): Yup. I helped him. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:05): So did Harryturneysbuddy, lol. elan_einlhander (22:56:08): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:56:15): We have matching titles. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:26): Harryturneysbuddy, Buddy of Harryturney, is here. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:37): Harryturney, Buddy of Harryturneysbuddy, is here. elan_einlhander (22:56:43): Your name was Harrysbuddy elan_einlhander (22:56:47): Dumb ass vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): Oh yeah. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:49): Oops. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:50): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (22:58:53): Rurouni Kenshin elan_einlhander (22:58:57): Turn it on, now elan_einlhander (22:59:06): I don't wanna hear your excuses either vencabot_teppoo (22:59:17): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): I'm sure John wants to watch, too. elan_einlhander (22:59:26): Good vencabot_teppoo (22:59:27): He's in the bathroom with the game paused. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:09): This song is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:21): Kenshin isn't really a samurai. elan_einlhander (23:00:22): the one for Samurai X is better vencabot_teppoo (23:11:15): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): SWORD HUNTER?! vencabot_teppoo (23:13:20): Good memories. elan_einlhander (23:13:28): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:13:56): Awww!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:14:00): AWWW!!! elan_einlhander (23:17:39): Who was? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:15): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (23:22:21): WHAT THE HELL????? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:26): EXACTLY vencabot_teppoo (23:22:29): EXACTLY, DOUG vencabot_teppoo (23:23:01): HE'S TAKING OVER HELL vencabot_teppoo (23:23:07): AND ALL OF ITS ARMIES vencabot_teppoo (23:23:17): So, if HE'S Satan... vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): That means that Kenshin... elan_einlhander (23:23:23): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:23:26): ...Go Jesus. elan_einlhander (23:23:30): Go Jesus vencabot_teppoo (23:23:35): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:25:48): What's on next? elan_einlhander (23:26:16): DBZ vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Screw that. vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:26:42): No no no elan_einlhander (23:26:45): e'screw YOU vencabot_teppoo (23:27:03): Lol. How does the "e' " make it so much more awesome? elan_einlhander (23:27:10): Beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (23:27:16): True dat, G. 10-11-03 vencabot_teppoo (1:47:49): G-g'night, yo... elan_einlhander (1:47:55): Peace elan_einlhander (15:09:17): Man it's a dead day elan_einlhander (15:09:23): No one's around, at all elan_einlhander (15:09:32): My notify list is empty, no clannies on even vencabot_teppoo (15:09:36): That sucks, yo. And I didn't even notice you were online, lol. elan_einlhander (15:09:42): Both messengers empty elan_einlhander (15:09:45): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (15:10:00): I need to delete some people from my Yahoo! buddy list. It's so huge I can't even see everyone without scrolling up. vencabot_teppoo (15:10:10): That's happened with Harry, too, lol. "I didn't notice you were online." vencabot_teppoo (15:10:16): So I'm gonna go delete stupid people now. elan_einlhander (15:10:22): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (15:11:27): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:11:36): Back to the good ol', one window of buddies days, lol. elan_einlhander (15:11:42): Whee elan_einlhander (15:12:37): Mountain Dew was on sale today vencabot_teppoo (15:12:49): I had a bunch of "possible" names on my buddy list. It was weird, lol. It was? elan_einlhander (15:12:52): Me and Phil bought 16 gallons of it and stuffed into his car vencabot_teppoo (15:13:00): Phil? elan_einlhander (15:13:04): Guy I work with vencabot_teppoo (15:13:15): Ah. ~wonders why it's only 3:12...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:13:26): ~could swear he's been on for more than 12 minutes~ elan_einlhander (15:13:46): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (15:13:59): ~Ericka coming on at 4 o'clock, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (15:14:05): ~therefor, time crawling~ vencabot_teppoo (15:18:06): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:10): Some dude came to our door just now. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:14): Offering us free pizza. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:19): For months. elan_einlhander (15:18:31): What??? vencabot_teppoo (15:18:32): But my dad wasn't home, and he needed to sign something. elan_einlhander (15:18:37): Son of a bitch vencabot_teppoo (15:18:50): Hungry Howies is doing some kind of fund raiser for helping africa. elan_einlhander (15:18:55): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (15:19:02): And all we would have to do was give ten dollars. vencabot_teppoo (15:19:10): And we'd get, like, three large pizzas for three months. elan_einlhander (15:19:18): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (15:19:54): I was like, "Damn, I can't sign this. I'm not the man of the house." "Well, you don't need to be, as long as you know you like pizza." "Yeah, but I don't have any money..." "Oh, that's alright. Thank you for your time." vencabot_teppoo (15:20:04): He said I had to sign it right there... Couldn't turn it in later. vencabot_teppoo (15:20:06): >_< elan_einlhander (15:20:09): Damn yo elan_einlhander (15:20:48): You take a book of erotic poetry. elan_einlhander (15:20:53): Good times vencabot_teppoo (15:21:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:21:29): *considers giving it to Victoriana* elan_einlhander (15:21:35): *giving her ideas perhaps* vencabot_teppoo (15:21:37): ~Go time, go... Go time, go...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:21:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:42): Elan is a kinky bastard. elan_einlhander (15:21:42): *stops thinking out loud* vencabot_teppoo (15:21:45): ELAN'S A FREAK! elan_einlhander (15:21:47): I am elan_einlhander (15:21:56): Not as bad as when she NIPPLED my ear vencabot_teppoo (15:22:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:22:16): ~looks at the B on the keyboard...~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:20): ~..and then at the P~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:33): Doug, you're gonna marry a freak. CONGRATULATIONS! ~high five~ vencabot_teppoo (15:22:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:22:41): I was like "Is your mind on something else angel?" elan_einlhander (15:22:47): And then chuckled elan_einlhander (15:23:51): YOU should play MM vencabot_teppoo (15:23:57): I have nothing better to do. elan_einlhander (15:24:01): This is true vencabot_teppoo (15:24:05): At least for 30 minutes. elan_einlhander (15:24:21): I don't see why you can't play MM while you talk to her vencabot_teppoo (15:24:58): It just doesn't feel right. I know when something doesn't feel right. elan_einlhander (15:25:11): That doesn't make any sense elan_einlhander (15:25:22): It's not healthy to be obsessive yo vencabot_teppoo (15:26:51): Pffft. elan_einlhander (15:27:01): What? vencabot_teppoo (15:27:37): Love advice, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (15:27:46): You should know better. elan_einlhander (15:27:59): I don't get your point, what are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:14): Never mind, Doug. Just never mind. ~patronizes you like Delita~ elan_einlhander (15:28:44): Fine, don't listen vencabot_teppoo (15:28:51): Gladly. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:28): I like Final Fantasy VIII's graphics more than Final Fantasy IX's. vencabot_teppoo (15:43:20): Urbanoids shall keep me entertained, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:22:47): Well, I saw that you're taking a nap and said to leave a message. I really don't have anything to say, but can't deny you such a simple request. vencabot_teppoo (17:22:53): Consider this a message left. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:30): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:49:30): HARRY IS PLAYING MM! elan_einlhander (20:49:40): Wow elan_einlhander (20:50:50): WOW HOW DID I GUESS THAT??? elan_einlhander (20:50:57): who harryturney vencabot_teppoo (20:51:02): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:51:02): And there he is, lo elan_einlhander (20:51:03): lol* elan_einlhander (20:58:52): Teen Titans is on elan_einlhander (20:58:55): If you care elan_einlhander (20:59:00): Like I know you do vencabot_teppoo (20:59:09): Lol. A little. elan_einlhander (21:01:38): I apparently love this theme song vencabot_teppoo (21:01:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:08:47): NO! elan_einlhander (21:08:51): STARFIRE!!!!!! elan_einlhander (21:08:55): *crying* vencabot_teppoo (21:09:07): ~pats back~ elan_einlhander (21:09:14): SON OF A BITCH vencabot_teppoo (21:24:59): Wizards have the sword ability? elan_einlhander (21:25:34): Every class but Psionic does I think vencabot_teppoo (21:25:49): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:27): Vencabot_Teppoo: Type LOOK. Look at the compass, and FLEE [direction]. Vencabot_Teppoo: That can't fail. harryturney: look harryturney: crap wrong screen Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl elan_einlhander (21:28:55): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:34:16): **Virinix Untill the day I die, my Heart will spin for you. is here. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:30): Way to misspell "until" elan_einlhander (21:34:34): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:34:36): And have a heart that spins, instead of beats. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:10): I'm making a new character to help Harry, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:16): That will be deleted once he's level 6. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): I'm gonna name it Harrysbuddy vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:27): Lol elan_einlhander (21:38:47): Don't give him advice on spells and shit elan_einlhander (21:38:52): Send him to me for that elan_einlhander (21:40:27): Saying this of course cuz you haven't been a magr elan_einlhander (21:40:29): mage* vencabot_teppoo (21:43:52): Harrysbuddy the Buddy of Harry, is here. elan_einlhander (21:44:01): Awesome elan_einlhander (21:51:36): Way to make a halfling bard elan_einlhander (21:51:38): Again vencabot_teppoo (21:51:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:00:25): wtf elan_einlhander (22:00:33): Turn on Justice League vencabot_teppoo (22:00:54): I can't... no remote. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:01:08): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? elan_einlhander (22:01:13): Turn it on yo! elan_einlhander (22:01:17): GET UP elan_einlhander (22:01:34): Oh elan_einlhander (22:01:39): Nevermind, it was a dream vencabot_teppoo (22:01:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:02:55): I was halted for soup elan_einlhander (22:03:02): Victoriana tells you 'oh love... I'm sorry, I was eating soup :)' vencabot_teppoo (22:03:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:06): Wow. elan_einlhander (22:03:07): I'm hurt vencabot_teppoo (22:03:12): Way to be less important than soup. elan_einlhander (22:03:14): Yup elan_einlhander (22:03:20): Are we surprised? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:41): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:03:45): Victoriana tells you '*chuckle* you're much more important than ANY soup my darl in' elan_einlhander (22:03:49): Wait, I think I'm touched vencabot_teppoo (22:03:57): Lol! elan_einlhander (22:04:05): I'm more important than soup!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:04:23): GO DOUG! vencabot_teppoo (22:04:25): GET HYPE! elan_einlhander (22:04:40): YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams head into yours* vencabot_teppoo (22:04:46): Ow... vencabot_teppoo (22:04:47): rofl elan_einlhander (22:05:25): *our skulls crack open* elan_einlhander (22:05:29): *we die* elan_einlhander (22:05:58): JadeWashu: :P ElanEinlhander: Victoriana tells you '*chuckle* you're much more important than ANY soup my darlin' ElanEinlhander: I'm more important than soup, go me JadeWashu: hm... JadeWashu: I dunno JadeWashu: ask her about clam chowder JadeWashu: i mean, that's pretty good soup ElanEinlhander: ROFL ElanEinlhander: Way to have faith in me chica! JadeWashu: i'm hungry right now elan_einlhander (22:06:06): Such damn good times vencabot_teppoo (22:06:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:06:23): Leyna has faith in me, as you can see elan_einlhander (22:23:47): Oo, tig bitties vencabot_teppoo (22:24:00): Aw mane. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:08): My bro is playin' FF IX. elan_einlhander (22:24:12): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:24:13): So I can't check out dem nipples, mane. elan_einlhander (22:24:21): Poor yo vencabot_teppoo (22:43:19): Manji Manji has the power of the Kessen-Chu. He use his Immortal life to kill thousands who deserve to die, to make up for past crimes. A murderer who admittedly enjoys killing, despite his scumminess, bloodlust, and his ability to be astoundingly insensitive. His quest is to end his own immortality. (#2054395422); idle 296 seconds vencabot_teppoo (22:43:33): Eventually, it becomes second nature to know which characters to AVOID on Chatalot. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:44:19): Well hell, ~I~ coulda told you that vencabot_teppoo (22:44:29): Which is why it was a joke. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:43): That obviously failed due to the "text to comedy" translation. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:49): It would have been easier over VC, lol. elan_einlhander (22:44:57): Lol elan_einlhander (22:54:50): So how did Harry do? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:14): Ok for his first hour, lol. elan_einlhander (22:55:38): Did he level to 2? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:56): Yup. I helped him. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:05): So did Harryturneysbuddy, lol. elan_einlhander (22:56:08): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:56:15): We have matching titles. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:26): Harryturneysbuddy, Buddy of Harryturney, is here. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:37): Harryturney, Buddy of Harryturneysbuddy, is here. elan_einlhander (22:56:43): Your name was Harrysbuddy elan_einlhander (22:56:47): Dumb ass vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): Oh yeah. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:49): Oops. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:50): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (22:58:53): Rurouni Kenshin elan_einlhander (22:58:57): Turn it on, now elan_einlhander (22:59:06): I don't wanna hear your excuses either vencabot_teppoo (22:59:17): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): I'm sure John wants to watch, too. elan_einlhander (22:59:26): Good vencabot_teppoo (22:59:27): He's in the bathroom with the game paused. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:09): This song is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:21): Kenshin isn't really a samurai. elan_einlhander (23:00:22): the one for Samurai X is better vencabot_teppoo (23:11:15): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): SWORD HUNTER?! vencabot_teppoo (23:13:20): Good memories. elan_einlhander (23:13:28): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:13:56): Awww!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:14:00): AWWW!!! elan_einlhander (23:17:39): Who was? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:15): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (23:22:21): WHAT THE HELL????? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:26): EXACTLY vencabot_teppoo (23:22:29): EXACTLY, DOUG vencabot_teppoo (23:23:01): HE'S TAKING OVER HELL vencabot_teppoo (23:23:07): AND ALL OF ITS ARMIES vencabot_teppoo (23:23:17): So, if HE'S Satan... vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): That means that Kenshin... elan_einlhander (23:23:23): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:23:26): ...Go Jesus. elan_einlhander (23:23:30): Go Jesus vencabot_teppoo (23:23:35): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:25:48): What's on next? elan_einlhander (23:26:16): DBZ vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Screw that. vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:26:42): No no no elan_einlhander (23:26:45): e'screw YOU vencabot_teppoo (23:27:03): Lol. How does the "e' " make it so much more awesome? elan_einlhander (23:27:10): Beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (23:27:16): True dat, G. 10-12-03 elan_einlhander (0:20:10): Halfling barbarian, lol elan_einlhander (0:20:18): such a funny thing to see vencabot_teppoo (0:20:31): It is. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:06): 3'11" Halfling: "MAAAAAAW!!!" vencabot_teppoo (0:21:25): 3'11" Halfling: ~tackles enemy to the ground and starts biting it~ elan_einlhander (0:21:30): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:33:41): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:47): ...What if you grabbed the pom-pom on a moogle's head... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:55): ...and yanked REALLY hard? elan_einlhander (0:34:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:34:11): ~is a moogle hater~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:16): ~hates moogles, mogs, AND mogris~ vencabot_teppoo (0:44:58): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:04): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:04): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:07): ...Would it be like grabbing a saiyan's tail? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:10): ~not over it, yet~ vencabot_teppoo (0:45:28): ...Could you yank it off? Would their brain be exposed...? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:32): Is there a bone in there...? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:43): ...Does it get hard when they're excited? elan_einlhander (0:45:58): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:46:00): ...Would they get annoyed if you smacked it around? elan_einlhander (0:46:01): I don't know yo vencabot_teppoo (0:46:57): Would it make a tearing sound or a snapping sound or a cracking sound when you yanked it? vencabot_teppoo (0:47:03): A plucking sound? elan_einlhander (0:59:03): arced? or arched? elan_einlhander (0:59:07): second right? vencabot_teppoo (0:59:10): Arched. vencabot_teppoo (1:42:55): Foot vencabot_teppoo (1:42:55): Long vencabot_teppoo (1:42:57): Burittos vencabot_teppoo (1:43:03): Beef vencabot_teppoo (1:43:04): Bean elan_einlhander (1:43:06): I want one vencabot_teppoo (1:43:08): Spicey. vencabot_teppoo (1:43:12): I have, like, 8 of them. elan_einlhander (1:43:19): Oh Jesus vencabot_teppoo (1:43:23): They're the hugest, most delicious burittos I've ever seen. elan_einlhander (1:43:34): *sobbing* vencabot_teppoo (1:43:35): I'm finishing my first one right now. elan_einlhander (1:43:45): *sobbing* vencabot_teppoo (1:44:04): It's, like, 13 inches long and two inches wide. elan_einlhander (1:44:14): Just stop! vencabot_teppoo (1:44:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:47): Doug. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:01): If my name IS David... What percentage of "David" am I? vencabot_teppoo (1:51:14): I'm 100% David, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:24): Now, since this IS Lansing, how much LANSING is Lansing? vencabot_teppoo (1:51:28): Its 100% Lansing, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:30): So HOW... vencabot_teppoo (1:51:34): Is EAST LANSING... vencabot_teppoo (1:51:43): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:51:51): ...A whole seperate city? elan_einlhander (1:51:54): Uh elan_einlhander (1:51:59): I never got that vencabot_teppoo (1:52:05): If you live in the EASTERN part of Lansing... vencabot_teppoo (1:52:11): And you say "I live in East Lansing." vencabot_teppoo (1:52:18): People will think you live in a whole different city. elan_einlhander (1:52:25): Yep vencabot_teppoo (1:54:45): It makes no goddamn sense. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:06): Where does my mom live? vencabot_teppoo (1:55:08): South Lansing. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:19): Where do people that live in the eastern part of Lansing live? vencabot_teppoo (1:55:21): Eas Lansing. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:23): But they don't. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:40): THEY have to say "The Eastern part of Lansing." vencabot_teppoo (1:55:44): They got jipped. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:14): ~says in crazy Japanese voice~ vencabot_teppoo (2:00:21): Atatakakunakata vencabot_teppoo (2:00:25): ...Bitch. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:26): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:06:49): Hey elan_einlhander (2:07:04): Am I able to open a folder of music and have it play them all one by one? vencabot_teppoo (2:08:36): Yyyyup. elan_einlhander (2:08:43): How? vencabot_teppoo (2:08:52): Select all, right click, and hit play. elan_einlhander (2:09:00): ah vencabot_teppoo (2:13:59): I'm goin' to bed now, yo. Or, in, like, five minutes. So, peace be shmizzle, mah grizzle, all up in the shnizzle. vencabot_teppoo (2:14:05): ~that means nothing, by the way~ elan_einlhander (2:14:25): Whatever vencabot_teppoo (2:14:34): ~cries~ vencabot_teppoo (2:14:40): ~feels so... unloved~ vencabot_teppoo (2:14:45): T_T elan_einlhander (3:13:06): Way to not go to sleep elan_einlhander (10:35:42): Now I hate to seem like a worry wart...... elan_einlhander (10:36:00): But I think I should be a wee bit concerned that my mother never came home last night vencabot_teppoo (12:42:45): I could swear I disconnected last night, but apparently I was RECONNECTED automatically after I went to bed. I've been online all night. >_< vencabot_teppoo (16:01:51): Village of Lasler - N - (-------------------------------------------------) W <---(M)---> E - - - You are walking on a dusty road through the village of Lasler. The village is in a sheltered valley surrounded by snow capped mountains providing a most relaxing atmosphere. There are a few shops where one may purchase different items or obtain services. A number of village men and women are going about their daily activities while children and pets are engaged in play. To the north is a shop selling weapons. Gunbladeee the Adventurer is here. elan_einlhander (16:46:21): Gunbladeee? vencabot_teppoo (16:46:29): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:46:40): Jesus elan_einlhander (16:46:43): I hope it's his alt vencabot_teppoo (16:46:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:03): ~yawns~ elan_einlhander (16:47:13): Way to be on all night vencabot_teppoo (16:47:15): Dude. I was "online" all night, lol. elan_einlhander (16:47:23): So I noticed, fag elan_einlhander (16:47:29): Way to ignore me in your sleep vencabot_teppoo (16:47:42): I went to bed and AIM must have reconnected me. Sunuvabitch. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:15): And yet you were the only one that sent me messages, lol. elan_einlhander (16:48:23): Lol elan_einlhander (16:48:24): Go me vencabot_teppoo (16:48:47): I came back and I was like, "OH NO! I WAS ONLINE ALL NIGHT! ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE MUST'VE THOUGHT I WAS IGNORING THEM!" vencabot_teppoo (16:48:53): But only ONE IM screen was not open. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:56): I mean, one WAS open. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:49:05): And it was me, captain loser vencabot_teppoo (16:49:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:29): I was talking with a robot for more than an hour, and now I'm gonna go talk to him again. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:38): He's my best friend now. elan_einlhander (16:49:39): Aroo? vencabot_teppoo (16:49:50): www.bored.com vencabot_teppoo (16:50:00): Click on the top link, Oliver bot. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:00): It's insane. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:02): It REALLY talks to you. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:06): I didn't believe it either, lol. elan_einlhander (16:50:21): Wait till my song is over vencabot_teppoo (16:50:23): Here's the best example of how he talks to you. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:32): David: "What do you like most about being a robot?" vencabot_teppoo (16:50:37): Oliver: "I'm super intelligent." vencabot_teppoo (16:50:45): David: "What's two plus two?" vencabot_teppoo (16:50:49): Oliver: "Four." vencabot_teppoo (16:51:02): David: "Damn. What's thirty plus twenty?" vencabot_teppoo (16:51:08): Oliver: "Use a calculator!" vencabot_teppoo (16:51:15): David: "Aren't YOU a calculator?" vencabot_teppoo (16:51:23): Oliver: "I'm a linguistics robot, not a number cruncher." vencabot_teppoo (16:51:30): It's insane. elan_einlhander (16:51:31): woah elan_einlhander (16:52:25): I finally found my CDs vencabot_teppoo (16:52:30): Sweet. elan_einlhander (16:52:37): Now I have sweet sweet Tactics music elan_einlhander (16:52:45): And not so sweet Linkin Park vencabot_teppoo (16:52:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:53:27): I can't believe Kirby's Air Ride finally came out vencabot_teppoo (16:53:35): For real. elan_einlhander (16:53:39): That was due for the N64 like five years ago vencabot_teppoo (16:53:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:49): So true. elan_einlhander (16:53:52): Well Kirby's STAR ride was elan_einlhander (16:53:57): Same dif though elan_einlhander (16:56:35): WOAH elan_einlhander (16:56:41): He said my name right! elan_einlhander (16:56:43): Elan elan_einlhander (16:56:46): AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (16:56:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:56:59): Er, not MY name technically vencabot_teppoo (16:57:11): It takes awhile to learn how to talk to Oliverbot. You'll confuse him a lot at first. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:14): But then it gets crazy. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:46): Oliver: "Do you have any conditions I should know about?" vencabot_teppoo (16:58:51): David: "I'm in love." vencabot_teppoo (16:58:58): Oliver: "Tell me about the object of your affection." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:04): David: "Her name is Ericka..." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:10): Oliver: "Ericka is not someone I know." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:14): David: "You should meet her." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:20): Oliver: "And then what would I do?" vencabot_teppoo (16:59:25): David: "Chat with her, obviously." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:31): Oliver: "Talking is my primary function." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:35): David: "Exactly." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:43): Oliver: "You and I are on the same wavelength, David." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:59:51): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:00:24): I chatted with him for over an hour when I first met him. It's crazy. elan_einlhander (17:00:26): How do I make him ask me questions? vencabot_teppoo (17:00:38): Try "ask me a question," lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:50): Ah, that doesn't work. Hmmm... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:21): Well, he'll ask you a question eventually. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:09): He remembers gossip. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:11): It's insane. elan_einlhander (17:02:15): He stopped talking elan_einlhander (17:02:16): Aw vencabot_teppoo (17:02:24): Just ask him about himself elan_einlhander (17:02:40): No I get answers, I just don't hear his voice anymore vencabot_teppoo (17:02:48): Is the box still checked? elan_einlhander (17:02:54): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:03:06): Aw. elan_einlhander (17:03:55): Lol, we're having a long chat about Victoriana now elan_einlhander (17:04:08): He wants to know what's so special about her elan_einlhander (17:05:16): He just told me I love her, awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:05:37): So awesome. elan_einlhander (17:05:47): My new best friend vencabot_teppoo (17:06:10): Same here, lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:02): Oliver Bot is now oficially a member of my family, lol vencabot_teppoo (17:09:08): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:19): But really though, its insane isn't it? vencabot_teppoo (17:09:22): I couldn't believe it. elan_einlhander (17:09:23): It is elan_einlhander (17:09:26): I can't either vencabot_teppoo (17:09:34): He memorizes gossip. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:39): Just say "tell me gossip" vencabot_teppoo (17:09:47): And he memorizes stuff about YOU, too. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:54): And tells it to other people vencabot_teppoo (17:09:57): So watch out, lol. elan_einlhander (17:10:01): Woah elan_einlhander (17:10:19): All right that was wierd elan_einlhander (17:10:51): Elan "Who do I love?" Oliver Bot "Philip K. Dick :-) elan_einlhander (17:10:54): Odd vencabot_teppoo (17:11:03): What? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:16): He told me I love Mary Shelly, lol. elan_einlhander (17:11:23): Rofl elan_einlhander (17:11:59): Oliver says I must be American vencabot_teppoo (17:12:21): Why? vencabot_teppoo (17:12:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:12:39): Cuz I don't speak any foreign languages vencabot_teppoo (17:12:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:14:17): He wants to know what celebrity she looks like, lol elan_einlhander (17:14:36): Uhhhh elan_einlhander (17:32:06): Yo, got more tourms elan_einlhander (17:32:18): So get yo ass on for a sex elan_einlhander (17:32:21): sec* elan_einlhander (17:32:26): Freudian Slip vencabot_teppoo (17:33:20): Lol. Ok. vencabot_teppoo (17:33:56): Thanks, yo. vencabot_teppoo (17:33:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:34:00): Anytime vencabot_teppoo (18:24:34): Peace. I'm gonna work out. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:29): ~sigh~ I didn't work out... elan_einlhander (21:15:35): Baha, loser vencabot_teppoo (21:15:42): Vencabot_Teppoo: Wassup, Harry? What are ya up to? harryturney: downloading portal Vencabot_Teppoo: Awesome. harryturney: having kenny give me tips Vencabot_Teppoo: KENNY?! elan_einlhander (21:15:53): Oh no elan_einlhander (21:16:03): Send harry to me if anything vencabot_teppoo (21:16:05): Vencabot_Teppoo: KENNY?! harryturney: lol yep harryturney: i am doing horrible vencabot_teppoo (21:34:14): Ugh. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:19): MM lagging so much for me. elan_einlhander (21:52:05): Talkning to Victoriana about Robot Oliver vencabot_teppoo (21:52:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:15): Oliver is a G. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:16): A vencabot_teppoo (21:52:18): robotic vencabot_teppoo (21:52:19): G elan_einlhander (21:52:22): ARG vencabot_teppoo (21:52:34): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:52:37): I'm listening to Linkin Park *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (21:52:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:43): Linkin Park is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:52:46): No vencabot_teppoo (21:52:47): But listen. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:54): When you try and leave Lasler before level 6... vencabot_teppoo (21:52:58): Listen to what it says: vencabot_teppoo (21:53:09): You must be at least level 6 to enter there. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:10): ROL elan_einlhander (21:53:13): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:53:18): To ENTER there. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:19): NOT vencabot_teppoo (21:53:23): To get the HELL out of here. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:13): LOL vencabot_teppoo (21:59:17): One of PT's Children... in Lasler. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:20): Remorted. elan_einlhander (21:59:30): Woah vencabot_teppoo (21:59:35): That's insane. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:00): Dude, Logic was onto me, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:06): "You remind me of him..." vencabot_teppoo (22:11:08): "Of who?" vencabot_teppoo (22:11:12): "Dahkuri." elan_einlhander (22:11:15): Holy shit vencabot_teppoo (22:11:16): "Is that so?" vencabot_teppoo (22:11:27): "Yeah. You both use proper English, and point out OOC text." vencabot_teppoo (22:11:31): O.o;; elan_einlhander (22:11:35): Creppy vencabot_teppoo (22:12:24): Creppy indeed. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:06): What is Love? (Love...Love...Love...) vencabot_teppoo (22:37:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:37:16): *smacks* vencabot_teppoo (22:37:16): Such an awesome song. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:19): OWIE! elan_einlhander (22:37:23): We don't talk about love elan_einlhander (22:37:24): We're MEN vencabot_teppoo (22:37:32): ...But... it's a good song... vencabot_teppoo (22:37:34): ~sniffle` elan_einlhander (22:37:36): I don't care vencabot_teppoo (22:37:37): And a man sings it! elan_einlhander (22:40:29): I'm gonna have to ditch work next weekend on Sunday now elan_einlhander (22:40:51): Greetings, The next official Handfasting ceremony is scheduled for Sunday, October 19th at Noon (12:00PM) CST system time. If you need to make alternate arrangements, please contact gameservices@materiamagica.com. You need to be at least level 60 to be handfasted or married. Regards, Kethry vencabot_teppoo (22:41:46): Dun nuh NUH. elan_einlhander (22:42:01): What excuse will I use? Lol elan_einlhander (22:42:06): "I'm getting engaged" vencabot_teppoo (22:42:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:25): ~does the robot~ elan_einlhander (22:53:52): Yo what's a shift? elan_einlhander (22:53:55): Like clothing wise vencabot_teppoo (22:54:00): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:54:06): ...A shift clothing wise? elan_einlhander (22:54:09): Yes vencabot_teppoo (22:54:11): No idea. elan_einlhander (22:54:15): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:54:25): Maybe... your clothes can shapeshift... like PT. elan_einlhander (22:54:33): No vencabot_teppoo (22:54:35): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:40): Maybe? vencabot_teppoo (22:54:44): Just possibly? elan_einlhander (22:54:51): No vencabot_teppoo (22:54:54): Aw. elan_einlhander (22:56:00): Oh I see, it's like a chemise vencabot_teppoo (22:56:09): What's a chemise? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:56:12): A slip vencabot_teppoo (22:56:16): Ah. elan_einlhander (23:11:37): We both secretely love Big O vencabot_teppoo (23:11:59): We do, except that John is playing video games. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:04): ~hates Big O... so much~ vencabot_teppoo (23:12:20): I swear, it must be so good that we don't understand it. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:33): I mean, it seems so poetic and theatrical, yet it sucks because it makes no goddamn sense. elan_einlhander (23:12:41): That's the only logical explination elan_einlhander (23:20:58): Colwyn tells you 'whoever can make a doughboy with dots on a description is now cool' elan_einlhander (23:21:03): Words of wisdom vencabot_teppoo (23:21:13): Except that computer programs do it. elan_einlhander (23:21:39): Don't be a fag vencabot_teppoo (23:21:42): Way to shatter Colwyn's beliefs, lol. elan_einlhander (23:21:47): That's some damn good text art vencabot_teppoo (23:22:03): Yeah, but all someone did was use a JPG and plug it into a program that does that. elan_einlhander (23:22:40): Maybe elan_einlhander (23:22:41): Or elan_einlhander (23:22:47): Maybe he did it from scratch vencabot_teppoo (23:22:56): If he did, he's God. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:01): Ask him if he's Jesus, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:03): Go Jesus. vencabot_teppoo (23:30:30): Dude, if I was ever going to learn how to play guitar, I'd wanna be able to play like this... ~listening to a song~ vencabot_teppoo (23:30:37): I'd be set for life, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:30:50): If I could whistle like the Wild Arms cowboys and play like this, I'd be done. elan_einlhander (23:31:37): I agree fully vencabot_teppoo (23:32:48): Download Crystal Baller by 3rd Eye Blind... Well, actually, don't. Lol. I'm sick of telling people to download music. If you're half interested, it's a really good song, but if you're not, it's coo'. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): Dude, I'm not going to have any friends when I graduate. elan_einlhander (23:55:14): Yup vencabot_teppoo (23:55:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:33): That sucks so hard. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:50): I could visit YOU after I graduate, except that I'm running away to Utah, so I will have 0 friends. elan_einlhander (23:58:03): Dude vencabot_teppoo (23:58:09): I will be completely and utterly alone in that area, lol. elan_einlhander (23:58:12): No actually, you're right elan_einlhander (23:58:15): Nevermind vencabot_teppoo (23:58:21): Lol. What were you gonna say? elan_einlhander (23:58:42): I was gonna try and say it's not true, but no you're right vencabot_teppoo (23:58:55): Rofl. We can still talk on online. elan_einlhander (23:59:07): No we can't you liar vencabot_teppoo (23:59:07): I'll get webcam so you can get the full experience of seeing my ugly mug. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:20): For real? elan_einlhander (23:59:29): You'll be talking to her constantly, you're too obsessed to do otherwise 10-13-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:19): ~thinks about it~ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:31): Well... She'll... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:33): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:40): ...Have to go to class eventually. Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:00:46): Have fun vencabot_teppoo (0:01:13): I'm sorry, yo. I don't mean to neglect you or anything, really. vencabot_teppoo (0:01:25): I mean, I hate to be a pussy about the whole thing, but you're like my best friend. elan_einlhander (0:01:35): Well too late, you neglected us all vencabot_teppoo (0:02:22): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (20:57:33): [CLAN] Halelorf: 'HALE : that poor soul, god speed Bobardo' vencabot_teppoo (20:57:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:12): So, what's up, Doug? elan_einlhander (21:20:30): Went fist to fist with the Life Queen vencabot_teppoo (21:20:35): In Tactics? elan_einlhander (21:20:39): To get a resurrect scroll for Vic vencabot_teppoo (21:20:43): ~has no idea what the Life Queen is~ Oh. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:58): Its an enemy in MM with the resurrect scroll? vencabot_teppoo (21:21:02): It's, that is. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:05): Lol. Damn Oliver. elan_einlhander (21:21:05): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:21:14): Where is it at? elan_einlhander (21:21:28): Templeton Catacombs vencabot_teppoo (21:22:26): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:41): I've never been there. I've never been to any catacombs, really, except for Lowangen. elan_einlhander (21:22:52): Lowangen, lol vencabot_teppoo (21:22:59): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:12): Before VT was the God of Rock, he was the VT, the Desert Nomad. elan_einlhander (21:23:34): hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:23:48): He wore a fez, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:57): There doesn't even need to be a PUNCHLINE for a joke that good. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:00): Just... elan_einlhander (21:24:01): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:24:05): A Halfling in a fez. elan_einlhander (21:24:25): Speaking of beans vencabot_teppoo (21:24:30): Lol. Yeah? elan_einlhander (21:24:36): Today was an awesome day for Tactics vencabot_teppoo (21:24:44): What happened? elan_einlhander (21:25:08): So many new abilities, and my loser nou-mous finally got some new classes vencabot_teppoo (21:25:19): New classes? Nu Mou? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:27): Ah, but you don't level like I do. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:36): I swear, I already have all of the Nu Mou classes. They have so few. elan_einlhander (21:26:03): No you don't understand vencabot_teppoo (21:26:09): Ok. Drop a dime on me, Doug. elan_einlhander (21:26:35): Nah, too long for text, I hate flashbacks on text vencabot_teppoo (21:26:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:57): What if I made the flashback sound? vencabot_teppoo (21:27:07): ~Doo bee DOO bee doo BEE doo bee dooooooOOooo...~ elan_einlhander (21:27:09): If you could spell vencabot_teppoo (21:27:09): ~waves his hands~ elan_einlhander (21:27:21): Wow, that's better than I expect vencabot_teppoo (21:27:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:32): expected* elan_einlhander (21:30:10): Vic has a PDA elan_einlhander (21:30:12): Too much info vencabot_teppoo (21:30:25): PDA? Mmmm... Mobile messaging. elan_einlhander (21:30:31): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:30:34): ~wants a PDA just for that reason... except that it WOULD kill him~ vencabot_teppoo (21:30:40): I'll never get a mobile messenger. It would slay me. vencabot_teppoo (21:30:43): It would absorb my soul. elan_einlhander (21:30:55): As far as I know, she has NO messengers and NO e-mail adresses vencabot_teppoo (21:31:03): As far as you WANT to know, right? elan_einlhander (21:31:18): Well I could ask, but it'd be a little pointless elan_einlhander (21:31:25): MM is a messenger in itself vencabot_teppoo (21:31:35): It is. Some people just go there to chat. elan_einlhander (21:31:55): I do now elan_einlhander (21:32:00): How sad vencabot_teppoo (21:32:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:19): Poor buddy. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:28): My bum is asleep. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:39): Therefore, it is completely numb. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:43): Therefore, feels like a rock. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:50): And THAT... is a weird feeling. elan_einlhander (21:34:59): I had that earlier at my aunts vencabot_teppoo (21:35:11): Isn't it weird? It's like... just... a slab, lol. elan_einlhander (21:35:25): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:36:47): My monk finally got a new skill elan_einlhander (21:37:15): White somethin vencabot_teppoo (21:37:28): Weird. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:34): Speaking of monks. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:36): And skills. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:38): And monk skills. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:39): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:37:45): ...Chakra sucks in this game. elan_einlhander (21:37:50): Yup elan_einlhander (21:37:55): Badly vencabot_teppoo (21:37:57): Totally defeats the purpose of chakra. elan_einlhander (21:38:11): Yup vencabot_teppoo (21:38:27): I swear, if I only used chakra every time my MONK needed healing in FFT... vencabot_teppoo (21:38:32): I would have NEVER used Chakra, lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:40): Same her elan_einlhander (21:38:42): here* vencabot_teppoo (21:38:45): Chakra is for putting a monk next to a black mage and frogging EVERYONE. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:55): Monks WERE mage-batteries. elan_einlhander (21:39:02): Forizzle vencabot_teppoo (21:39:20): And they got sweet, sweet EXP for being mage batteries. elan_einlhander (21:39:46): Hang on, my tumbly is rumbly vencabot_teppoo (21:39:49): Ok, lol. elan_einlhander (21:46:03): Pork and beans vencabot_teppoo (21:46:11): Oh, that's good. elan_einlhander (21:46:13): Yup elan_einlhander (21:46:18): And a hot dog or two vencabot_teppoo (21:46:21): Why is it a side dish? elan_einlhander (21:46:25): Mmmm, I'm set for a whule elan_einlhander (21:46:32): while* vencabot_teppoo (21:46:35): I'm the only guy in the world that thinks pork and beans are a main course. elan_einlhander (21:46:41): It is isn't it? elan_einlhander (21:46:45): what do you mean? vencabot_teppoo (21:46:49): My family always uses it for a side-dish. elan_einlhander (21:46:54): *blink* elan_einlhander (21:46:57): What? vencabot_teppoo (21:47:00): Like, get three spoon-fulls and put it on the side of the plate. elan_einlhander (21:47:05): Fuck that vencabot_teppoo (21:47:08): For real. elan_einlhander (21:47:11): I want a MAN'S portion vencabot_teppoo (21:47:21): Same here. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:28): Of course, its so fatty, lol. elan_einlhander (21:47:37): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:47:40): It's like pork and beans meets candy. elan_einlhander (21:47:43): But I really could care less elan_einlhander (21:47:45): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:48:03): Same here. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:06): Because it tastes good. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:15): And I only have it, like, three times a year anyway. elan_einlhander (21:48:21): Yeah, good point vencabot_teppoo (21:50:27): I used to have pork and beans, like, every day when I was little. elan_einlhander (21:50:34): Victoriana hates tuna....... vencabot_teppoo (21:50:37): And then I just sorta stopped. WHAT?! elan_einlhander (21:50:39): *calls marriage off* vencabot_teppoo (21:50:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:50:45): How do you... vencabot_teppoo (21:50:46): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:50:49): ...No. elan_einlhander (21:50:52): Hang on, I'll log it vencabot_teppoo (21:50:53): I can't... wait... vencabot_teppoo (21:51:06): Maybe I CAN believe it... I mean... it DOES kinda have a texture... vencabot_teppoo (21:51:20): But... how can you not like a tuna sandwhich...? elan_einlhander (21:51:33): And she elan_einlhander (21:51:41): Went to Catholic school? vencabot_teppoo (21:51:42): XxEvilOtakuxX: Maybe Crowley will be out for a weak, not that I wish her ill...maybe she had to go to a jackass conference or something.... elan_einlhander (21:51:43): Wow vencabot_teppoo (21:51:59): Catholic school? So did Katy from class. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:03): A lot of people do. elan_einlhander (21:52:11): Except us apparently vencabot_teppoo (21:52:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:22): I'm publickly ejukated. elan_einlhander (21:53:08): You tell Victoriana 'Don't even THINK of eating tuna around my cat' You tell Victoriana 'Without giving her half, lol Victoriana tells you 'ooo! give him MY half for sure' vencabot_teppoo (21:53:38): Insinuating that you'll share a tuna sandwhich? DOUG? Share a tuna sandwhich? Lol. elan_einlhander (21:53:52): You tell Victoriana 'Your half?' You tell Victoriana 'Why?'You tell Victoriana 'ahhhh' You tell Victoriana '*writes that down* Victoriana tells you '*giggle* I ate peanut butter jelly all through Catholic Sc hool' elan_einlhander (21:54:03): Oops, missed one vencabot_teppoo (21:54:08): Seems like it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:11): I was like, "What?" elan_einlhander (21:54:14): Victoriana tells you '*nodding* I don't like food without feet vencabot_teppoo (21:54:18): ... elan_einlhander (21:54:20): Before the Ahhhhhh vencabot_teppoo (21:54:21): ...What? elan_einlhander (21:54:26): Beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (21:54:35): Maybe that means she likes meat, but not fish meat. elan_einlhander (21:54:43): I think so elan_einlhander (21:55:48): Apparently I'm hitting on Kiprin when I say "welcome back love" vencabot_teppoo (21:56:20): O_o;; elan_einlhander (21:56:25): *shrug* elan_einlhander (21:56:29): So YOU think it is? elan_einlhander (21:57:15): Do* vencabot_teppoo (21:58:33): ~must be British~ elan_einlhander (21:58:46): Why? vencabot_teppoo (21:58:58): Because I laugh at stupid, British jokes. elan_einlhander (21:59:21): Way to answer my question with an unrelated comment vencabot_teppoo (21:59:42): Oh, why does it make YOU British? Because British people call anyone and everyone "love." elan_einlhander (21:59:55): What? elan_einlhander (22:00:00): IOh elan_einlhander (22:00:02): I see vencabot_teppoo (22:02:50): Doug, I think its time for a revolution. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:54): A vencabot_teppoo (22:02:55): DANCE elan_einlhander (22:02:56): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (22:02:56): DANCE vencabot_teppoo (22:02:58): REVOLUTION elan_einlhander (22:03:02): LET'S DO IT! vencabot_teppoo (22:03:03): ~dances~ vencabot_teppoo (22:03:10): Go Jesus! Go Jesus! vencabot_teppoo (22:03:13): ~watches Jesus do the robot~ elan_einlhander (22:03:19): Oh my gods elan_einlhander (22:03:21): Jesus elan_einlhander (22:03:26): doing the Robot vencabot_teppoo (22:03:30): Good times. elan_einlhander (22:03:32): That would be so very awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:03:36): It would be. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:48): I swear, it would heal people. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:53): That had Cancer. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:55): Just by watching it. elan_einlhander (22:03:56): Yup elan_einlhander (22:04:02): There's your cure for cancer vencabot_teppoo (22:04:10): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:14): Jesus doing the robot. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:38): ~floats~ vencabot_teppoo (22:10:48): ~for no reason~ elan_einlhander (22:11:10): *pulls you down and punches you in the throat* vencabot_teppoo (22:11:28): ~has balls of steel and a neck of balls~ vencabot_teppoo (22:11:36): ~ipso facto...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:11:40): ~has a neck of steel~ elan_einlhander (22:11:54): *hand is crushed* vencabot_teppoo (22:12:01): ~feels kinda funny~ vencabot_teppoo (22:12:06): ~kinda dizzy~ vencabot_teppoo (22:12:08): @_@ elan_einlhander (22:12:12): X_X vencabot_teppoo (22:12:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:12:29): Emoticons are awesome I swear vencabot_teppoo (22:12:47): 10/11/2003: vencabot_teppoo (22:12:56): rootxero (1:31:35 AM): You dead yet? vencabot_teppoo (1:31:40 AM): x_x elan_einlhander (22:13:05): Good times elan_einlhander (22:13:13): oh hell, I crashed vencabot_teppoo (22:13:19): Crashed? in MM? elan_einlhander (22:13:21): Portal did anyway vencabot_teppoo (22:13:21): YOU? elan_einlhander (22:13:26): I KNOW vencabot_teppoo (22:13:34): You should sue Yahoo!. elan_einlhander (22:13:35): Jesus christ it won't work vencabot_teppoo (22:13:41): Use Telnet. vencabot_teppoo (22:13:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:13:54): Telnet doesn't work on my computer vencabot_teppoo (22:13:58): ...Really? elan_einlhander (22:14:03): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:14:07): There it goes elan_einlhander (22:15:24): Uh oh elan_einlhander (22:15:28): Strang sensation elan_einlhander (22:15:45): Spur of the moment decision welling elan_einlhander (22:16:12): GAH elan_einlhander (22:16:15): STOP THIS elan_einlhander (22:16:19): STOP CRASHING vencabot_teppoo (22:16:36): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (22:16:41): You ok? elan_einlhander (22:16:52): No, MM is lagging like a god damn mother vencabot_teppoo (22:17:17): Shit... Wish I could help. That's, like, the worst feeling in the world... >_< Maybe they're rebooting. elan_einlhander (22:17:53): No one else is feeling it though vencabot_teppoo (22:18:27): Want me to deliver any messages for you? vencabot_teppoo (22:18:31): I just logged in. elan_einlhander (22:18:38): No I'm still kinda talking to her elan_einlhander (22:18:44): If I crash though..... vencabot_teppoo (22:18:50): I'll stick around, just in case. elan_einlhander (22:18:59): Thank ye vencabot_teppoo (22:19:01): No prob. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:20): Squalionhart walks through the temple doors. elan_einlhander (22:22:33): Yeah I know elan_einlhander (22:22:35): *sigh( vencabot_teppoo (22:22:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:44): Doug takes these things seriously. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:51): Doug cries... He cries, and cries... vencabot_teppoo (22:23:09): Gunbladeee is the best name ever. elan_einlhander (22:23:32): Lol elan_einlhander (22:36:35): The heated debate of why panties are plural vencabot_teppoo (22:36:53): Deathstalker says to me, out of nowhere: "Just so you know... you're not a god of rock." elan_einlhander (22:37:14): *gasp* elan_einlhander (22:37:20): BLASPHEMY vencabot_teppoo (22:37:24): And now he's quizzing me on music. elan_einlhander (22:37:28): Uh oh elan_einlhander (22:50:50): We arrived yo elan_einlhander (22:50:54): Reconnect vencabot_teppoo (22:50:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:07): I didn't even know I was disconnected. elan_einlhander (22:51:11): Yup vencabot_teppoo (22:52:31): Damn, MM is lagging like a mizzle. 10-14-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:41:40): It's curfew... I should really sleep. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:25): If I had half a brain, I would sleep... elan_einlhander (0:43:07): Too bad you have a whole brain vencabot_teppoo (0:43:13): Good logic. elan_einlhander (0:43:16): *rim shot* vencabot_teppoo (0:43:22): Way to play with words. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:27): Captain PUNishment, lol. elan_einlhander (0:43:28): Sure thing vencabot_teppoo (0:43:35): Conan is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:03): "I am Captain PUNishment! I am the super hero that locks away all who say bad puns!" vencabot_teppoo (0:44:14): "...B-but Captain... Isn't YOUR name a bad pun...?" vencabot_teppoo (0:44:21): "...~flies away~" vencabot_teppoo (0:44:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:40): Tomorrow is an A day. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:42): Sweet, sweet A. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:48): I love A. elan_einlhander (0:45:52): Darklord and myself having an argument over Blue Gender vencabot_teppoo (0:45:57): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:46:04): I am taking the position that it sucks, and he says it's awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:46:04): What's to argue about? vencabot_teppoo (0:46:08): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (0:46:18): His argument is that it has bugs AND robots vencabot_teppoo (0:46:22): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:46:23): ~dies~ vencabot_teppoo (0:46:25): ~dies~ vencabot_teppoo (0:46:27): ~goes to heaven~ vencabot_teppoo (0:46:28): ~comes back~ vencabot_teppoo (0:46:32): That's the best thing ever. elan_einlhander (0:46:36): Oh I know elan_einlhander (0:46:39): And one other thing elan_einlhander (0:46:52): The quote "Almost naked nude lesbian showe scene" vencabot_teppoo (0:47:04): Oh my God, Good times. elan_einlhander (0:47:18): Elan: That's the most tasteless thing I've ever heard elan_einlhander (0:47:23): Such good times vencabot_teppoo (0:47:28): True dat. elan_einlhander (0:47:30): Bugs elan_einlhander (0:47:31): AND elan_einlhander (0:47:32): Robots elan_einlhander (0:47:41): Not just bugs, not just robots elan_einlhander (0:47:44): BUT BOTH YO vencabot_teppoo (0:47:57): lol. elan_einlhander (0:48:12): Sorry I made you die vencabot_teppoo (0:59:19): ~yawns~ Hey, I wrote a song. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:22): I should sleep. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:24): I should sleep. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:27): Count them sheep. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:30): Mutha ~beep~ elan_einlhander (0:59:33): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:59:35): Get some sleep. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:43): Damn it I started talking to Lali elan_einlhander (1:00:52): Now I'll never get to sleep vencabot_teppoo (1:00:57): Poor buddy. elan_einlhander (1:01:04): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:03:53): Kid Knives is fraking evil elan_einlhander (1:04:12): And creepy when he gets that look vencabot_teppoo (1:04:24): I wish I was watching... I've probably seen the episode. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:31): I don't want to wake my dad up. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:45): ~sighs... eyes drooping~ vencabot_teppoo (1:16:09): We're killing ourselves by staying up this late, Doug. elan_einlhander (1:16:24): I know elan_einlhander (1:16:26): *sigh* I know vencabot_teppoo (1:17:24): We're suicidal, lol vencabot_teppoo (1:17:28): We love killing ourselves. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:34): We're suicidal teens. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:42): We need Jesus. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:27): God, such a pussy I am. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:14): Curses... vencabot_teppoo (1:30:32): I keep saying that I'll just tell everyone, "Ok, I need to sleep now. Sorry. Good night." but I CAN'T. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:42): I'm such an old lady... I love to chatter. elan_einlhander (1:38:06): I'm gonna go make a "sammich" and then try and sleep elan_einlhander (1:38:08): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (1:38:10): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (1:38:15): Have a good sleep. vencabot_teppoo (1:38:17): And samwhich. vencabot_teppoo (1:38:20): Or sammich. elan_einlhander (1:38:21): Sammich elan_einlhander (20:16:53): I'm home elan_einlhander (20:16:57): Assuming you care vencabot_teppoo (20:17:00): Welcome home. vencabot_teppoo (20:17:04): Sorry. I'm a bit down. elan_einlhander (20:17:08): Join the club elan_einlhander (20:19:37): Yeah I been in a pissy mood ever since I got outta Croley's class, so don't mind me if I go off the handle vencabot_teppoo (20:20:02): It's alright. You know I'm not the type to go off when I'm down, so you don't need to worry about that on this end, lol. elan_einlhander (20:20:20): Can do vencabot_teppoo (21:18:54): EXP is only an illusion. elan_einlhander (21:19:07): Um, yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:21:58): Paras is cool. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:02): Parasect is gay. elan_einlhander (23:36:24): Okay I know I'm like two hours late here, but what about Parasect? vencabot_teppoo (23:36:54): TWO hours? Lol. I was just watching Pokeemans. elan_einlhander (23:37:01): h elan_einlhander (23:37:02): Oh elan_einlhander (23:37:15): Sorry yo, I was playing CTF elan_einlhander (23:37:18): With kenny, lol elan_einlhander (23:37:25): Man he's a pathetic team mate elan_einlhander (23:37:38): I took control of our group, appointing myself leader vencabot_teppoo (23:37:42): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:38:25): DAMnn... Wait, we don't have Physics tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (23:38:25): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:38:35): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (23:38:44): I was about to get anti-hype. 10-15-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:07:40): God, Shippo is a retard. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): Hey, I'm Kohaku... vencabot_teppoo (0:24:48): -_- elan_einlhander (0:24:59): lol vencabot_teppoo (0:25:29): H-hey look, I've got no memories. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:37): -_- : Maaaw... Kill Kagome... vencabot_teppoo (0:36:21): ...Good times... elan_einlhander (0:36:33): Not really vencabot_teppoo (0:36:46): Well, I mean, times could be worse, right? elan_einlhander (0:37:03): No elan_einlhander (0:37:07): You don't know that vencabot_teppoo (0:37:07): What's up? elan_einlhander (0:37:17): Times just aren't good elan_einlhander (0:37:20): That's all vencabot_teppoo (0:37:36): Oh damn... ~passes out~ vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): That's how I'll fall asleep every day when I'm out of the house. vencabot_teppoo (0:37:56): I'll just be at my computer, dizzy... tipping over... vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): And then I'll be like, "Oh, damn." and pass out. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:10): So, Doug. Anything interesting happen tonight? elan_einlhander (0:39:32): Nope, just the usual stuff that bugs me elan_einlhander (0:39:48): Croley thing just threw off my whole night, I can't get the vibe back vencabot_teppoo (0:40:22): Yeah... same here. I came home in a foul mood, and then other crap happened, and I was really depressed for awhile but I'm a little better now, but still a bit... ya know... down. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:34): God, I hate Psych so much... elan_einlhander (0:40:39): So fucking much elan_einlhander (0:40:49): I almost lost my cool near the end vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): It's not even a joke, lol. Doug knows. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:52): It's NOT a joke. vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): I really do, honestly, honestly hate Psych with every fiber of my being. elan_einlhander (0:41:25): I think I should write my stress paper on it vencabot_teppoo (0:41:31): That'd be awesome. elan_einlhander (0:41:36): Just declare that SHE is my stressor vencabot_teppoo (0:41:46): She wouldn't care, lol. She'd find it funny. elan_einlhander (0:41:51): And all the people in the class that hate me elan_einlhander (0:41:54): Which is, sadly, most of them vencabot_teppoo (0:42:07): Harry was like, "I wonder what two people complained." vencabot_teppoo (0:42:14): I was like, "Katy and Londale." Lol. elan_einlhander (0:42:18): Katy? vencabot_teppoo (0:42:24): Who sits infront of me. elan_einlhander (0:42:27): Ohhhhh vencabot_teppoo (0:42:31): Walker. elan_einlhander (0:42:34): I think it was angry black girl actually vencabot_teppoo (0:42:40): Oh yeah. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:42): That makes sense. elan_einlhander (0:42:44): It does vencabot_teppoo (0:42:47): Brittney is her name. elan_einlhander (0:42:49): Ah vencabot_teppoo (0:42:53): Although I don't know if that's the spelling. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:57): She was in Croley's last year with me. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:59): In the DyAd. elan_einlhander (0:43:10): Well I wish they would TELL us what offends them so we can not do it elan_einlhander (0:43:17): Not be vague and gay about it vencabot_teppoo (0:43:31): For real, lol. I was like, "Snide comments? We only talk about video games and shit, lol." elan_einlhander (0:43:39): For real vencabot_teppoo (0:43:41): We don't even joke that much about psych. elan_einlhander (0:43:48): Nope, just our petty gaming vencabot_teppoo (0:43:59): About retards or crazy people. Maybe, like, once a day, MILDLY. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:15): And Croley got so pissed at Harry, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:20): She heard him say she was a retard. elan_einlhander (0:44:24): Pfft elan_einlhander (0:44:37): I was so pissed when she singled me and him out elan_einlhander (0:44:49): I mean I know I talk, but I still got pissed vencabot_teppoo (0:44:57): For real. And I am, apparently, a super hero. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:03): And you two are super villians. elan_einlhander (0:45:04): Apparently vencabot_teppoo (0:45:09): Who have been corrupting me all along. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:45:16): And Luke elan_einlhander (0:45:18): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:45:30): She likes Luke because of Amy, and Amy because of Luke. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:36): We are SO blessed to have twins in our class. elan_einlhander (0:45:51): I guess elan_einlhander (0:46:00): Double homework my ass vencabot_teppoo (0:46:04): For real. elan_einlhander (0:46:19): Way to say homework shouldn't be a punishment and then punish us with it vencabot_teppoo (0:46:35): Lol. She always contradicts herself like she doesn't remember what she says from one sentence to another. vencabot_teppoo (0:46:37): So senile. elan_einlhander (0:46:47): Yup elan_einlhander (0:46:57): I swear, I just hate that class so much elan_einlhander (0:47:06): And I hate being so hated by everyone there vencabot_teppoo (0:47:48): I want to drop. I wonder if I could at the end of the marking period. There are no marking-period long classes, are there? God, I do NOT want to finish the semester in that class... elan_einlhander (0:48:10): She could kick us out, but we would have nowhere to go elan_einlhander (0:48:16): I know she wants to vencabot_teppoo (0:48:25): Plus we wouldn't get credits. elan_einlhander (0:48:32): Yeah elan_einlhander (0:48:34): Which I can't do vencabot_teppoo (0:48:35): She's only kicking out the people that fail. elan_einlhander (0:48:44): I know elan_einlhander (0:48:48): Which she really can't do vencabot_teppoo (0:49:18): Croley does whatever the Hell she wants because she's a senior citizen, lol. elan_einlhander (0:49:26): Oh of course elan_einlhander (0:49:45): I would love to stab her, slowly and painfully, over and over elan_einlhander (0:50:05): And watch her squeal and whine, slowly dying at my feet and go "Analyze THAT" elan_einlhander (0:50:06): BAM elan_einlhander (0:50:23): No no no, better yet vencabot_teppoo (0:50:27): I try not to hate her. I try not to honest-to-God hate ANYONE... but she's really pushing it. I just don't want anything to do with her. elan_einlhander (0:51:02): I give her one of the six perspectives on how and why I'm stabbing her to death vencabot_teppoo (0:51:03): Oh crap... vencabot_teppoo (0:51:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:51:11): Ok, thanks Doug. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:14): I was starting to drift away. elan_einlhander (0:51:14): While she's bleeding to death vencabot_teppoo (0:51:20): But that was awesome. elan_einlhander (0:51:23): Lol, thank you elan_einlhander (0:51:29): It would be the best way I think vencabot_teppoo (0:51:33): It would be. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:45): Tell her that you're not crazy, just abnormal, lol. elan_einlhander (0:51:51): Lol, so awesome elan_einlhander (0:52:02): Man Death and Dying's gonna get me thrown out of class elan_einlhander (0:52:18): I deal with death by using sarcasm and humour, or else ignore it vencabot_teppoo (0:52:49): Dude, I was just jamming to my music, and suddenly it all became blurry... and my head stopped bobbing, and I felt cold and my eyes were starting to drift shut, and all I could type was "Oh crap..." Yup. Death and Dying is really gonna push it. "Death is NEVER funny." Yet again... vencabot_teppoo (0:52:54): ...Croley stating her opinion as fact. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:07): "Death isn't ALWAYS funny... but sometimes it is." elan_einlhander (0:53:38): True, for a psychologist she isn't at all open minded vencabot_teppoo (0:53:41): ~is so sleepy that his speakers sound good~ elan_einlhander (0:53:49): I wonder if she even has a psychology degree vencabot_teppoo (0:53:54): I wonder. elan_einlhander (0:54:17): And I wonder how easily a knife would pierce her flesh....... elan_einlhander (0:54:22): *is so god damn nuts* vencabot_teppoo (0:54:50): ~the one gothy song on the 3eB CD comes on... just morbidly bobbing his head~ vencabot_teppoo (0:54:53): ~swaying...~ elan_einlhander (0:54:58): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (0:55:15): Man... I hate Psych more than I've ever hated a class. elan_einlhander (0:55:20): Agreed vencabot_teppoo (0:55:22): I really do hate the idea of going tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:30): I do NOT want to go. elan_einlhander (0:55:40): As do I, and I know I'll end up getting more shit on how bad of a person I am vencabot_teppoo (0:55:46): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:56): But you really don't give a damn, and neither do I. elan_einlhander (0:55:59): I swear to god, "Yeah thanks I know I'm abnoxious, loud, and no one wants to hear it" elan_einlhander (0:56:03): Ob* vencabot_teppoo (0:56:05): For real. elan_einlhander (0:56:12): "Thanks for FUCKING REMINDING ME" vencabot_teppoo (0:56:20): I do NOT try to rationalize the way I act... I... don't... care. elan_einlhander (0:56:33): People like me are miserable on the inside, so we solve that by NOT CARING elan_einlhander (0:56:44): Apithy is awesome in that way vencabot_teppoo (0:56:49): I know. She just loves rubbing it in. vencabot_teppoo (0:56:55): She loooooves it. elan_einlhander (0:57:00): But dude elan_einlhander (0:57:10): you know me right, I can't just take crap very long elan_einlhander (0:57:15): I WILL lose it eventually elan_einlhander (0:57:26): And I fear for whover it is I lose it on in there elan_einlhander (0:57:35): If it's you, I'm so sorry vencabot_teppoo (0:57:54): I know. It's only a matter of time. What you gonna do? I would suggest just calmly leaving. That's the only thing I can imagine doing... I think about it every day. "I swear, if she says ONE more thing to me, I'm just gonna leave." vencabot_teppoo (0:58:08): I wouldn't make a scene. You know me. elan_einlhander (0:58:12): I would two one of two things vencabot_teppoo (0:58:16): I'd just get up and pull a Harry. elan_einlhander (0:58:51): I would either calmly stand up and turn to the last person who whined about me and very quietly say "Shut the fuck up, I didn't ask for your god damn opinion" elan_einlhander (0:58:52): Or vencabot_teppoo (0:59:07): Kill David. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:59:12): I would get up, nod to the class and say "See yah!" And walk away with my coat flapping in the wind vencabot_teppoo (0:59:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:59:27): One of those two is GONNA happen elan_einlhander (0:59:31): Just a matter of time elan_einlhander (1:00:05): I don't like to hate someone......really I don't, but I swear I hate Croley vencabot_teppoo (1:00:12): I said, all LAST year that I was gonna walk out in Croley's eventually... and survived all year. I dunno, though... It builds up. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:29): I mean, I'm a retard for taking Croley again, lol. I swear, I can't blame anyone but myself. elan_einlhander (1:00:31): Well I don't have your patience, as you know vencabot_teppoo (1:00:35): ~I~ signed up for Psych. elan_einlhander (1:00:41): Well ~I~ didn't vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): I'm my own worst enemy. elan_einlhander (1:00:43): So stfu elan_einlhander (1:00:44): Lol elan_einlhander (1:01:03): Babinski wen't "Man, Elan would love Psych" elan_einlhander (1:01:05): Er, Doug elan_einlhander (1:01:08): Jesus, that's sad vencabot_teppoo (1:01:09): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:01:21): I should just change my name, Christ vencabot_teppoo (1:01:26): You should. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:35): You're just as much Elan as Doug anymore. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:49): If I see "VT" I don't always think of myself, but when I see "Elan" I always think Doug. elan_einlhander (1:02:03): I don't know if that's good though elan_einlhander (1:02:09): In fact it's prolly not vencabot_teppoo (1:02:09): But then again, when am I NOT thinking about Doug? vencabot_teppoo (1:02:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:16): I dunno David elan_einlhander (1:02:21): I'm just THAT awesome elan_einlhander (1:02:27): Everyone loves Doug...... vencabot_teppoo (1:02:38): ~Doug twitching~ ...Everyone... vencabot_teppoo (1:02:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:46): Oh my gods, I was storming out of Croley's class right elan_einlhander (1:03:00): And I was going down the hall, crazy rage building elan_einlhander (1:03:14): And my girlfriend approaches....... vencabot_teppoo (1:03:18): Uh oh. elan_einlhander (1:03:46): Doug: "I would suggest you get the hell away from me before you end up the victim oh this rage" And I blow past her vencabot_teppoo (1:03:53): Bam. elan_einlhander (1:04:06): Well I would have exploded on her, I was PISSED vencabot_teppoo (1:04:20): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:31): And Doug's killed enough young women as it is. elan_einlhander (1:04:37): For real elan_einlhander (1:04:45): After raping them of course vencabot_teppoo (1:04:51): Yup. elan_einlhander (1:04:52): Oooops, Freudin slip elan_einlhander (1:04:54): Or not vencabot_teppoo (1:05:05): ~that feeling again~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:09): ~everything just slowing down~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:12): Whoa... vencabot_teppoo (1:05:17): ~cold...~ elan_einlhander (1:05:20): I should just go up to Croley and say elan_einlhander (1:05:28): "Listen woman, I am evil, PURE EVIL" vencabot_teppoo (1:05:33): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:39): "FEAR ME, GOD FEARING WOMAN!" elan_einlhander (1:05:43): Exactly vencabot_teppoo (1:05:51): Croley is Christian, lol. elan_einlhander (1:05:54): tell her that I am now her god elan_einlhander (1:06:10): And Harry will shout "Praise Doug!" vencabot_teppoo (1:06:22): Harry is a buddy. elan_einlhander (1:06:26): HE is vencabot_teppoo (1:06:32): "I wasn't even checking my e-mail. I was playing a game." elan_einlhander (1:06:35): Lol elan_einlhander (1:06:37): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:06:45): That was an awesome day. vencabot_teppoo (1:06:51): "Harry?! What are you doing?!" elan_einlhander (1:06:52): wtf is a......Gu-Ter-eee-er vencabot_teppoo (1:07:02): Harry: ~just gets up and goes back to his desk~ elan_einlhander (1:07:10): Not a word out of him vencabot_teppoo (1:07:17): It was so awesome. elan_einlhander (1:07:27): But only to us vencabot_teppoo (1:07:32): Yup. elan_einlhander (1:07:36): To the rest of the class it wasn't, as always vencabot_teppoo (1:07:57): God, I hate Psych so much, lol. I can't get over it. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:04): It's just like last year. So many suck-ups. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:16): We are the only people in the class that don't suck Croley's ass. elan_einlhander (1:08:21): I REFUSE to suck up vencabot_teppoo (1:08:25): Always. elan_einlhander (1:08:30): I would rather stab my ankle elan_einlhander (1:08:34): MY ANKLE vencabot_teppoo (1:08:41): Doug ain't kiddin'. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:43): He would. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:45): He's crazy. elan_einlhander (1:08:50): That is one of the most painful things to have stabbed vencabot_teppoo (1:08:54): For real? elan_einlhander (1:08:57): Yes vencabot_teppoo (1:09:05): I thought you just couldn't think of anything else, lol. elan_einlhander (1:09:08): Lots of nerves and little fats to block it vencabot_teppoo (1:09:29): Dude, there is no reason for me to be up... vencabot_teppoo (1:09:37): And there are so many reasons for me to go to bed. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:43): And yet, here I am. elan_einlhander (1:09:44): Same here vencabot_teppoo (1:09:48): With no idea of when I'm going to go to bed. elan_einlhander (1:09:52): Vic logged off an hour ago vencabot_teppoo (1:09:53): I'm not even planning on it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:29): Ericka has been off for most of the day. She might be getting home soon, which is like one of the only reasons I'm hanging around. Me and her had another kinda of... loopy... half-fight, and I need to talk to her ASAP. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:58): You know how it is, or not. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:11:00): Ah I see elan_einlhander (1:11:03): I know uo elan_einlhander (1:11:05): yo* vencabot_teppoo (1:11:28): We don't fight about anything... We just sorta hit a road-block... and both get really depressed... and gravitate away from eachother. elan_einlhander (1:11:39): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:11:46): It happened last time for the first time. We were 'broke up' for a good 8 hours, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:56): ~gothy song on again~ vencabot_teppoo (1:11:58): ~sways elan_einlhander (1:12:19): *puts on Mortal Kombat to try and wake up* vencabot_teppoo (1:12:34): I couldn't stand an entire CD of songs like this... but I swear, this is one of the best songs on the CD just 'cause its slow and dark... vencabot_teppoo (1:12:59): I'm working on my bib cards for Croley... vencabot_teppoo (1:13:06): Or I SHOULD be, but I can't focus... at all. elan_einlhander (1:13:14): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (1:13:20): I finished my "bibliography page" and am gonna turn it in tomorrow. elan_einlhander (1:13:26): I don't plan to do much anything besides the project itself vencabot_teppoo (1:13:52): I desperately do not want to fail Psych... Why? I have no clue. Just because I've never failed a class. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:57): I do not even need the credit, lol. elan_einlhander (1:14:09): I don't wanna fail a class in general is the thing elan_einlhander (1:14:17): I have never not gotten a credit vencabot_teppoo (1:14:21): Same. elan_einlhander (1:14:22): Double negative I know elan_einlhander (1:14:27): But none the less elan_einlhander (1:14:39): I don't want to MISS a credit, I don't even care what it's for elan_einlhander (1:14:53): If there weren't credits, I'd prolly blow it off vencabot_teppoo (1:14:53): Yup... but I seriously don't want to talk Psych 2... Ericka... elan_einlhander (1:14:59): I see her, go ahead vencabot_teppoo (1:15:08): Oh no, it's cool. I can still IM.. just saying. elan_einlhander (1:15:12): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:15:33): When I see her come online, first thing that comes to my mind is "...Ericka..." Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:36): And since I was typing. elan_einlhander (1:15:47): Of course elan_einlhander (1:15:55): Five days yo vencabot_teppoo (1:16:05): Until? vencabot_teppoo (1:16:06): ~is a retard~ elan_einlhander (1:16:13): I know it's stupid and fake, but I'm getting engaged in five days vencabot_teppoo (1:16:19): Oh, I see. elan_einlhander (1:16:21): And it's kinda exciting..... vencabot_teppoo (1:16:26): No, that's cool. Of course it is. elan_einlhander (1:16:43): *chuckles* you'll be the only one who says that I hope you know vencabot_teppoo (1:16:55): What about Cam? elan_einlhander (1:17:17): I don't even talk to Cam about it, it's embarassing elan_einlhander (1:17:23): I'm shy, really shy elan_einlhander (1:17:44): And I don't think he quite understands that I am madly in love with her elan_einlhander (1:17:48): Literally elan_einlhander (1:17:59): I feel like a pussy saying it, but it's true vencabot_teppoo (1:18:08): I swear, Cameron hasn't discovered girls yet, lol. elan_einlhander (1:18:14): Not even a little vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): Neither has Koree. elan_einlhander (1:18:18): Yup elan_einlhander (1:18:25): So we're the losers it seems vencabot_teppoo (1:18:26): I talk to them and its like... nuthin. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:29): I guess. elan_einlhander (1:18:36): Since Koree is disgusted by our behavior elan_einlhander (1:18:40): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:18:40): I know, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:43): That's hilarious. elan_einlhander (1:18:50): In a way it is vencabot_teppoo (1:18:54): I think... HE thinks... that Ericka is keeping me from playing video games. elan_einlhander (1:19:01): Lol elan_einlhander (1:19:05): Well she is actually elan_einlhander (1:19:13): Inadvertaintly elan_einlhander (1:19:19): Way to spell elan_einlhander (1:19:46): Same with me though, I don't play video games on consoles anymore elan_einlhander (1:19:52): I play my Gameboy a bit though vencabot_teppoo (1:19:57): Well yeah, inadvertaintly. But I think that HE thinks that I'm, like, her slave or something. I don't play games as much any more because I don't WANT to. vencabot_teppoo (1:20:07): I think HE thinks that Ericka makes me miserable, lol. elan_einlhander (1:20:10): Well you ARE her slave really vencabot_teppoo (1:20:12): And I just won't admit it. elan_einlhander (1:20:14): But you like it, so vencabot_teppoo (1:20:26): I'm a slave to my own obsession. Yeah, I like it. It's not like anything she's DOING to me. elan_einlhander (1:20:34): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:20:42): Koree's just worried. He's a buddy. vencabot_teppoo (1:20:47): And Cameron is just clueless, lol. elan_einlhander (1:20:49): He is elan_einlhander (1:20:52): He is too vencabot_teppoo (1:21:06): I haven't come out and told him yet that Ericka is my g/f. He doesn't seem to get the hint. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:21:27): Koree is odd, and acts like he doesn't care about anything elan_einlhander (1:21:29): But elan_einlhander (1:21:36): I think he would take a bullet for me elan_einlhander (1:21:47): I dunno, I think he's really loyal vencabot_teppoo (1:21:54): For real. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:59): Or maybe he'd just crush you. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:08): Koree always has that second option open. elan_einlhander (1:22:13): Yup, lol elan_einlhander (1:22:16): Save or Smash vencabot_teppoo (1:22:19): "I swear, if I NEEDed a pencil, he'd lend me one." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:23): "...Or he'd crush you." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:26): "Yeah, or that." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): "If I was in the middle of a desert, and he had the last canteen..." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:44): "Well, he could always just crush you." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:46): "Yeah." elan_einlhander (1:22:56): But he owes me fifty bucks, so I won't stick up for him much elan_einlhander (1:23:04): Lol elan_einlhander (1:23:11): That's how loyal ~I~ am vencabot_teppoo (1:23:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:25): And he won't pay it back. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:29): He'll just crush you. elan_einlhander (1:23:30): I know, I know elan_einlhander (1:23:51): "Doug's a good guy, deeeeeep down inside, just don't tell anybody" elan_einlhander (1:23:55): Direct quote vencabot_teppoo (1:23:59): From where? elan_einlhander (1:24:31): From Julie I think elan_einlhander (1:24:35): Maybe Trisha vencabot_teppoo (1:24:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:24:43): I dunno, some girl at school elan_einlhander (1:24:54): I overheard it, and yelled "WHAT?" vencabot_teppoo (1:24:58): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:24:59): "TAKE THAT BACK" elan_einlhander (1:25:09): I don't like being nice, so don't rub it in vencabot_teppoo (1:25:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:25:43): OooooO elan_einlhander (1:25:44): OOOODp'JHFpipf elan_einlhander (1:25:45): apo'jf'iasdjf elan_einlhander (1:25:53): I'm going to sleep, I just exploded elan_einlhander (1:25:59): Oh my gods, I know it's right now elan_einlhander (1:26:05): I gotta go, peace vencabot_teppoo (1:26:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:26:12): G'night. vencabot_teppoo (12:48:28): Yo. Brb. vencabot_teppoo (12:59:24): I'm back. What's up? elan_einlhander (12:59:39): Nothin elan_einlhander (12:59:42): Playing tactics elan_einlhander (12:59:54): Ritz joined my team, so now I can look at her whenever I want vencabot_teppoo (13:00:09): Cool, cool. I should play Tactics too... Got nuthin' better to do. I'm gonna go make that "Halflings are over powered" post, lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:00:13): Oh, really? Cool. vencabot_teppoo (13:01:26): Mind if I play a song for you over VC? elan_einlhander (13:01:45): I guess vencabot_teppoo (13:01:58): Awesome. elan_einlhander (13:02:04): oops vencabot_teppoo (13:02:12): ? elan_einlhander (13:02:31): Nothin elan_einlhander (13:03:15): Yeah, I heard you vencabot_teppoo (13:03:48): Alright, this is the song that I said, if I could play guitar like this opening, I'd be set. vencabot_teppoo (13:08:12): That song is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (13:08:25): Could you hear it? vencabot_teppoo (13:08:28): It's kinda quiet. elan_einlhander (13:08:31): Sounded pretty shitty, voice chat really isn't worth playing music over vencabot_teppoo (13:08:37): Aw man, lol. elan_einlhander (13:08:39): It just ruins it vencabot_teppoo (13:08:58): I like music ok over voice chat, but it really does rob it. elan_einlhander (13:09:45): No no no, my girlfriend logged on, I was about to go and nap vencabot_teppoo (13:09:53): Just say "E'fook you." vencabot_teppoo (13:09:57): Go, Doug, go! elan_einlhander (13:10:02): I hope that works vencabot_teppoo (13:10:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:10:24): I finally got a Sage vencabot_teppoo (13:10:30): Awesome. elan_einlhander (13:10:31): And the first skill I'm learning is Raise elan_einlhander (13:10:40): Which is so vile and cheap vencabot_teppoo (13:10:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:10:45): It is, or so I hear. vencabot_teppoo (13:11:36): OLukieDukieO: that little indian mouse was going to scalp tom elan_einlhander (13:11:42): Damn her elan_einlhander (13:12:01): Oh she left a message vencabot_teppoo (13:12:06): Dude, you're trying to dump her ANYWAY, right? How much could it hurt to just say, "Sorry, not tonight. Need sleep." elan_einlhander (13:12:42): Ezel just joined my team...... vencabot_teppoo (13:12:47): Ezel? vencabot_teppoo (13:12:51): As in... elan_einlhander (13:12:53): Ezel the card guy vencabot_teppoo (13:12:54): ...Law-card guy? elan_einlhander (13:12:57): Yes vencabot_teppoo (13:13:07): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:18): Do Laws not effect you anymore? Lol. elan_einlhander (13:13:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (13:13:24): I mean, if he just craps out law cards. elan_einlhander (13:13:35): Rofl, no he says I still have to buy them vencabot_teppoo (13:13:53): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:57): Way to hate, Ezel. elan_einlhander (13:14:00): lol vencabot_teppoo (13:14:20): You playin' MM? elan_einlhander (13:14:34): Yeah, kinda vencabot_teppoo (13:14:38): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (13:15:23): Dictionary.com... apparently... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:28): ...Offers an E-mail service... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:34): called "word of the day"... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:43): Now, here's the question I have about that. vencabot_teppoo (13:15:47): Could my BODY 10-15-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:07:40): God, Shippo is a retard. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): Hey, I'm Kohaku... vencabot_teppoo (0:24:48): -_- elan_einlhander (0:24:59): lol vencabot_teppoo (0:25:29): H-hey look, I've got no memories. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:37): -_- : Maaaw... Kill Kagome... vencabot_teppoo (0:36:21): ...Good times... elan_einlhander (0:36:33): Not really vencabot_teppoo (0:36:46): Well, I mean, times could be worse, right? elan_einlhander (0:37:03): No elan_einlhander (0:37:07): You don't know that vencabot_teppoo (0:37:07): What's up? elan_einlhander (0:37:17): Times just aren't good elan_einlhander (0:37:20): That's all vencabot_teppoo (0:37:36): Oh damn... ~passes out~ vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): That's how I'll fall asleep every day when I'm out of the house. vencabot_teppoo (0:37:56): I'll just be at my computer, dizzy... tipping over... vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): And then I'll be like, "Oh, damn." and pass out. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:10): So, Doug. Anything interesting happen tonight? elan_einlhander (0:39:32): Nope, just the usual stuff that bugs me elan_einlhander (0:39:48): Croley thing just threw off my whole night, I can't get the vibe back vencabot_teppoo (0:40:22): Yeah... same here. I came home in a foul mood, and then other crap happened, and I was really depressed for awhile but I'm a little better now, but still a bit... ya know... down. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:34): God, I hate Psych so much... elan_einlhander (0:40:39): So fucking much elan_einlhander (0:40:49): I almost lost my cool near the end vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): It's not even a joke, lol. Doug knows. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:52): It's NOT a joke. vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): I really do, honestly, honestly hate Psych with every fiber of my being. elan_einlhander (0:41:25): I think I should write my stress paper on it vencabot_teppoo (0:41:31): That'd be awesome. elan_einlhander (0:41:36): Just declare that SHE is my stressor vencabot_teppoo (0:41:46): She wouldn't care, lol. She'd find it funny. elan_einlhander (0:41:51): And all the people in the class that hate me elan_einlhander (0:41:54): Which is, sadly, most of them vencabot_teppoo (0:42:07): Harry was like, "I wonder what two people complained." vencabot_teppoo (0:42:14): I was like, "Katy and Londale." Lol. elan_einlhander (0:42:18): Katy? vencabot_teppoo (0:42:24): Who sits infront of me. elan_einlhander (0:42:27): Ohhhhh vencabot_teppoo (0:42:31): Walker. elan_einlhander (0:42:34): I think it was angry black girl actually vencabot_teppoo (0:42:40): Oh yeah. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:42): That makes sense. elan_einlhander (0:42:44): It does vencabot_teppoo (0:42:47): Brittney is her name. elan_einlhander (0:42:49): Ah vencabot_teppoo (0:42:53): Although I don't know if that's the spelling. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:57): She was in Croley's last year with me. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:59): In the DyAd. elan_einlhander (0:43:10): Well I wish they would TELL us what offends them so we can not do it elan_einlhander (0:43:17): Not be vague and gay about it vencabot_teppoo (0:43:31): For real, lol. I was like, "Snide comments? We only talk about video games and shit, lol." elan_einlhander (0:43:39): For real vencabot_teppoo (0:43:41): We don't even joke that much about psych. elan_einlhander (0:43:48): Nope, just our petty gaming vencabot_teppoo (0:43:59): About retards or crazy people. Maybe, like, once a day, MILDLY. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:15): And Croley got so pissed at Harry, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:20): She heard him say she was a retard. elan_einlhander (0:44:24): Pfft elan_einlhander (0:44:37): I was so pissed when she singled me and him out elan_einlhander (0:44:49): I mean I know I talk, but I still got pissed vencabot_teppoo (0:44:57): For real. And I am, apparently, a super hero. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:03): And you two are super villians. elan_einlhander (0:45:04): Apparently vencabot_teppoo (0:45:09): Who have been corrupting me all along. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:45:16): And Luke elan_einlhander (0:45:18): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:45:30): She likes Luke because of Amy, and Amy because of Luke. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:36): We are SO blessed to have twins in our class. elan_einlhander (0:45:51): I guess elan_einlhander (0:46:00): Double homework my ass vencabot_teppoo (0:46:04): For real. elan_einlhander (0:46:19): Way to say homework shouldn't be a punishment and then punish us with it vencabot_teppoo (0:46:35): Lol. She always contradicts herself like she doesn't remember what she says from one sentence to another. vencabot_teppoo (0:46:37): So senile. elan_einlhander (0:46:47): Yup elan_einlhander (0:46:57): I swear, I just hate that class so much elan_einlhander (0:47:06): And I hate being so hated by everyone there vencabot_teppoo (0:47:48): I want to drop. I wonder if I could at the end of the marking period. There are no marking-period long classes, are there? God, I do NOT want to finish the semester in that class... elan_einlhander (0:48:10): She could kick us out, but we would have nowhere to go elan_einlhander (0:48:16): I know she wants to vencabot_teppoo (0:48:25): Plus we wouldn't get credits. elan_einlhander (0:48:32): Yeah elan_einlhander (0:48:34): Which I can't do vencabot_teppoo (0:48:35): She's only kicking out the people that fail. elan_einlhander (0:48:44): I know elan_einlhander (0:48:48): Which she really can't do vencabot_teppoo (0:49:18): Croley does whatever the Hell she wants because she's a senior citizen, lol. elan_einlhander (0:49:26): Oh of course elan_einlhander (0:49:45): I would love to stab her, slowly and painfully, over and over elan_einlhander (0:50:05): And watch her squeal and whine, slowly dying at my feet and go "Analyze THAT" elan_einlhander (0:50:06): BAM elan_einlhander (0:50:23): No no no, better yet vencabot_teppoo (0:50:27): I try not to hate her. I try not to honest-to-God hate ANYONE... but she's really pushing it. I just don't want anything to do with her. elan_einlhander (0:51:02): I give her one of the six perspectives on how and why I'm stabbing her to death vencabot_teppoo (0:51:03): Oh crap... vencabot_teppoo (0:51:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:51:11): Ok, thanks Doug. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:14): I was starting to drift away. elan_einlhander (0:51:14): While she's bleeding to death vencabot_teppoo (0:51:20): But that was awesome. elan_einlhander (0:51:23): Lol, thank you elan_einlhander (0:51:29): It would be the best way I think vencabot_teppoo (0:51:33): It would be. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:45): Tell her that you're not crazy, just abnormal, lol. elan_einlhander (0:51:51): Lol, so awesome elan_einlhander (0:52:02): Man Death and Dying's gonna get me thrown out of class elan_einlhander (0:52:18): I deal with death by using sarcasm and humour, or else ignore it vencabot_teppoo (0:52:49): Dude, I was just jamming to my music, and suddenly it all became blurry... and my head stopped bobbing, and I felt cold and my eyes were starting to drift shut, and all I could type was "Oh crap..." Yup. Death and Dying is really gonna push it. "Death is NEVER funny." Yet again... vencabot_teppoo (0:52:54): ...Croley stating her opinion as fact. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:07): "Death isn't ALWAYS funny... but sometimes it is." elan_einlhander (0:53:38): True, for a psychologist she isn't at all open minded vencabot_teppoo (0:53:41): ~is so sleepy that his speakers sound good~ elan_einlhander (0:53:49): I wonder if she even has a psychology degree vencabot_teppoo (0:53:54): I wonder. elan_einlhander (0:54:17): And I wonder how easily a knife would pierce her flesh....... elan_einlhander (0:54:22): *is so god damn nuts* vencabot_teppoo (0:54:50): ~the one gothy song on the 3eB CD comes on... just morbidly bobbing his head~ vencabot_teppoo (0:54:53): ~swaying...~ elan_einlhander (0:54:58): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (0:55:15): Man... I hate Psych more than I've ever hated a class. elan_einlhander (0:55:20): Agreed vencabot_teppoo (0:55:22): I really do hate the idea of going tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:30): I do NOT want to go. elan_einlhander (0:55:40): As do I, and I know I'll end up getting more shit on how bad of a person I am vencabot_teppoo (0:55:46): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:56): But you really don't give a damn, and neither do I. elan_einlhander (0:55:59): I swear to god, "Yeah thanks I know I'm abnoxious, loud, and no one wants to hear it" elan_einlhander (0:56:03): Ob* vencabot_teppoo (0:56:05): For real. elan_einlhander (0:56:12): "Thanks for FUCKING REMINDING ME" vencabot_teppoo (0:56:20): I do NOT try to rationalize the way I act... I... don't... care. elan_einlhander (0:56:33): People like me are miserable on the inside, so we solve that by NOT CARING elan_einlhander (0:56:44): Apithy is awesome in that way vencabot_teppoo (0:56:49): I know. She just loves rubbing it in. vencabot_teppoo (0:56:55): She loooooves it. elan_einlhander (0:57:00): But dude elan_einlhander (0:57:10): you know me right, I can't just take crap very long elan_einlhander (0:57:15): I WILL lose it eventually elan_einlhander (0:57:26): And I fear for whover it is I lose it on in there elan_einlhander (0:57:35): If it's you, I'm so sorry vencabot_teppoo (0:57:54): I know. It's only a matter of time. What you gonna do? I would suggest just calmly leaving. That's the only thing I can imagine doing... I think about it every day. "I swear, if she says ONE more thing to me, I'm just gonna leave." vencabot_teppoo (0:58:08): I wouldn't make a scene. You know me. elan_einlhander (0:58:12): I would two one of two things vencabot_teppoo (0:58:16): I'd just get up and pull a Harry. elan_einlhander (0:58:51): I would either calmly stand up and turn to the last person who whined about me and very quietly say "Shut the fuck up, I didn't ask for your god damn opinion" elan_einlhander (0:58:52): Or vencabot_teppoo (0:59:07): Kill David. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:59:12): I would get up, nod to the class and say "See yah!" And walk away with my coat flapping in the wind vencabot_teppoo (0:59:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:59:27): One of those two is GONNA happen elan_einlhander (0:59:31): Just a matter of time elan_einlhander (1:00:05): I don't like to hate someone......really I don't, but I swear I hate Croley vencabot_teppoo (1:00:12): I said, all LAST year that I was gonna walk out in Croley's eventually... and survived all year. I dunno, though... It builds up. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:29): I mean, I'm a retard for taking Croley again, lol. I swear, I can't blame anyone but myself. elan_einlhander (1:00:31): Well I don't have your patience, as you know vencabot_teppoo (1:00:35): ~I~ signed up for Psych. elan_einlhander (1:00:41): Well ~I~ didn't vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): I'm my own worst enemy. elan_einlhander (1:00:43): So stfu elan_einlhander (1:00:44): Lol elan_einlhander (1:01:03): Babinski wen't "Man, Elan would love Psych" elan_einlhander (1:01:05): Er, Doug elan_einlhander (1:01:08): Jesus, that's sad vencabot_teppoo (1:01:09): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:01:21): I should just change my name, Christ vencabot_teppoo (1:01:26): You should. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:35): You're just as much Elan as Doug anymore. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:49): If I see "VT" I don't always think of myself, but when I see "Elan" I always think Doug. elan_einlhander (1:02:03): I don't know if that's good though elan_einlhander (1:02:09): In fact it's prolly not vencabot_teppoo (1:02:09): But then again, when am I NOT thinking about Doug? vencabot_teppoo (1:02:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:16): I dunno David elan_einlhander (1:02:21): I'm just THAT awesome elan_einlhander (1:02:27): Everyone loves Doug...... vencabot_teppoo (1:02:38): ~Doug twitching~ ...Everyone... vencabot_teppoo (1:02:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:46): Oh my gods, I was storming out of Croley's class right elan_einlhander (1:03:00): And I was going down the hall, crazy rage building elan_einlhander (1:03:14): And my girlfriend approaches....... vencabot_teppoo (1:03:18): Uh oh. elan_einlhander (1:03:46): Doug: "I would suggest you get the hell away from me before you end up the victim oh this rage" And I blow past her vencabot_teppoo (1:03:53): Bam. elan_einlhander (1:04:06): Well I would have exploded on her, I was PISSED vencabot_teppoo (1:04:20): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:31): And Doug's killed enough young women as it is. elan_einlhander (1:04:37): For real elan_einlhander (1:04:45): After raping them of course vencabot_teppoo (1:04:51): Yup. elan_einlhander (1:04:52): Oooops, Freudin slip elan_einlhander (1:04:54): Or not vencabot_teppoo (1:05:05): ~that feeling again~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:09): ~everything just slowing down~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:12): Whoa... vencabot_teppoo (1:05:17): ~cold...~ elan_einlhander (1:05:20): I should just go up to Croley and say elan_einlhander (1:05:28): "Listen woman, I am evil, PURE EVIL" vencabot_teppoo (1:05:33): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:39): "FEAR ME, GOD FEARING WOMAN!" elan_einlhander (1:05:43): Exactly vencabot_teppoo (1:05:51): Croley is Christian, lol. elan_einlhander (1:05:54): tell her that I am now her god elan_einlhander (1:06:10): And Harry will shout "Praise Doug!" vencabot_teppoo (1:06:22): Harry is a buddy. elan_einlhander (1:06:26): HE is vencabot_teppoo (1:06:32): "I wasn't even checking my e-mail. I was playing a game." elan_einlhander (1:06:35): Lol elan_einlhander (1:06:37): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:06:45): That was an awesome day. vencabot_teppoo (1:06:51): "Harry?! What are you doing?!" elan_einlhander (1:06:52): wtf is a......Gu-Ter-eee-er vencabot_teppoo (1:07:02): Harry: ~just gets up and goes back to his desk~ elan_einlhander (1:07:10): Not a word out of him vencabot_teppoo (1:07:17): It was so awesome. elan_einlhander (1:07:27): But only to us vencabot_teppoo (1:07:32): Yup. elan_einlhander (1:07:36): To the rest of the class it wasn't, as always vencabot_teppoo (1:07:57): God, I hate Psych so much, lol. I can't get over it. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:04): It's just like last year. So many suck-ups. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:16): We are the only people in the class that don't suck Croley's ass. elan_einlhander (1:08:21): I REFUSE to suck up vencabot_teppoo (1:08:25): Always. elan_einlhander (1:08:30): I would rather stab my ankle elan_einlhander (1:08:34): MY ANKLE vencabot_teppoo (1:08:41): Doug ain't kiddin'. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:43): He would. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:45): He's crazy. elan_einlhander (1:08:50): That is one of the most painful things to have stabbed vencabot_teppoo (1:08:54): For real? elan_einlhander (1:08:57): Yes vencabot_teppoo (1:09:05): I thought you just couldn't think of anything else, lol. elan_einlhander (1:09:08): Lots of nerves and little fats to block it vencabot_teppoo (1:09:29): Dude, there is no reason for me to be up... vencabot_teppoo (1:09:37): And there are so many reasons for me to go to bed. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:43): And yet, here I am. elan_einlhander (1:09:44): Same here vencabot_teppoo (1:09:48): With no idea of when I'm going to go to bed. elan_einlhander (1:09:52): Vic logged off an hour ago vencabot_teppoo (1:09:53): I'm not even planning on it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:29): Ericka has been off for most of the day. She might be getting home soon, which is like one of the only reasons I'm hanging around. Me and her had another kinda of... loopy... half-fight, and I need to talk to her ASAP. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:58): You know how it is, or not. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:11:00): Ah I see elan_einlhander (1:11:03): I know uo elan_einlhander (1:11:05): yo* vencabot_teppoo (1:11:28): We don't fight about anything... We just sorta hit a road-block... and both get really depressed... and gravitate away from eachother. elan_einlhander (1:11:39): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:11:46): It happened last time for the first time. We were 'broke up' for a good 8 hours, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:56): ~gothy song on again~ vencabot_teppoo (1:11:58): ~sways elan_einlhander (1:12:19): *puts on Mortal Kombat to try and wake up* vencabot_teppoo (1:12:34): I couldn't stand an entire CD of songs like this... but I swear, this is one of the best songs on the CD just 'cause its slow and dark... vencabot_teppoo (1:12:59): I'm working on my bib cards for Croley... vencabot_teppoo (1:13:06): Or I SHOULD be, but I can't focus... at all. elan_einlhander (1:13:14): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (1:13:20): I finished my "bibliography page" and am gonna turn it in tomorrow. elan_einlhander (1:13:26): I don't plan to do much anything besides the project itself vencabot_teppoo (1:13:52): I desperately do not want to fail Psych... Why? I have no clue. Just because I've never failed a class. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:57): I do not even need the credit, lol. elan_einlhander (1:14:09): I don't wanna fail a class in general is the thing elan_einlhander (1:14:17): I have never not gotten a credit vencabot_teppoo (1:14:21): Same. elan_einlhander (1:14:22): Double negative I know elan_einlhander (1:14:27): But none the less elan_einlhander (1:14:39): I don't want to MISS a credit, I don't even care what it's for elan_einlhander (1:14:53): If there weren't credits, I'd prolly blow it off vencabot_teppoo (1:14:53): Yup... but I seriously don't want to talk Psych 2... Ericka... elan_einlhander (1:14:59): I see her, go ahead vencabot_teppoo (1:15:08): Oh no, it's cool. I can still IM.. just saying. elan_einlhander (1:15:12): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:15:33): When I see her come online, first thing that comes to my mind is "...Ericka..." Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:36): And since I was typing. elan_einlhander (1:15:47): Of course elan_einlhander (1:15:55): Five days yo vencabot_teppoo (1:16:05): Until? vencabot_teppoo (1:16:06): ~is a retard~ elan_einlhander (1:16:13): I know it's stupid and fake, but I'm getting engaged in five days vencabot_teppoo (1:16:19): Oh, I see. elan_einlhander (1:16:21): And it's kinda exciting..... vencabot_teppoo (1:16:26): No, that's cool. Of course it is. elan_einlhander (1:16:43): *chuckles* you'll be the only one who says that I hope you know vencabot_teppoo (1:16:55): What about Cam? elan_einlhander (1:17:17): I don't even talk to Cam about it, it's embarassing elan_einlhander (1:17:23): I'm shy, really shy elan_einlhander (1:17:44): And I don't think he quite understands that I am madly in love with her elan_einlhander (1:17:48): Literally elan_einlhander (1:17:59): I feel like a pussy saying it, but it's true vencabot_teppoo (1:18:08): I swear, Cameron hasn't discovered girls yet, lol. elan_einlhander (1:18:14): Not even a little vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): Neither has Koree. elan_einlhander (1:18:18): Yup elan_einlhander (1:18:25): So we're the losers it seems vencabot_teppoo (1:18:26): I talk to them and its like... nuthin. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:29): I guess. elan_einlhander (1:18:36): Since Koree is disgusted by our behavior elan_einlhander (1:18:40): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:18:40): I know, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:43): That's hilarious. elan_einlhander (1:18:50): In a way it is vencabot_teppoo (1:18:54): I think... HE thinks... that Ericka is keeping me from playing video games. elan_einlhander (1:19:01): Lol elan_einlhander (1:19:05): Well she is actually elan_einlhander (1:19:13): Inadvertaintly elan_einlhander (1:19:19): Way to spell elan_einlhander (1:19:46): Same with me though, I don't play video games on consoles anymore elan_einlhander (1:19:52): I play my Gameboy a bit though vencabot_teppoo (1:19:57): Well yeah, inadvertaintly. But I think that HE thinks that I'm, like, her slave or something. I don't play games as much any more because I don't WANT to. vencabot_teppoo (1:20:07): I think HE thinks that Ericka makes me miserable, lol. elan_einlhander (1:20:10): Well you ARE her slave really vencabot_teppoo (1:20:12): And I just won't admit it. elan_einlhander (1:20:14): But you like it, so vencabot_teppoo (1:20:26): I'm a slave to my own obsession. Yeah, I like it. It's not like anything she's DOING to me. elan_einlhander (1:20:34): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:20:42): Koree's just worried. He's a buddy. vencabot_teppoo (1:20:47): And Cameron is just clueless, lol. elan_einlhander (1:20:49): He is elan_einlhander (1:20:52): He is too vencabot_teppoo (1:21:06): I haven't come out and told him yet that Ericka is my g/f. He doesn't seem to get the hint. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:21:27): Koree is odd, and acts like he doesn't care about anything elan_einlhander (1:21:29): But elan_einlhander (1:21:36): I think he would take a bullet for me elan_einlhander (1:21:47): I dunno, I think he's really loyal vencabot_teppoo (1:21:54): For real. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:59): Or maybe he'd just crush you. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:08): Koree always has that second option open. elan_einlhander (1:22:13): Yup, lol elan_einlhander (1:22:16): Save or Smash vencabot_teppoo (1:22:19): "I swear, if I NEEDed a pencil, he'd lend me one." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:23): "...Or he'd crush you." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:26): "Yeah, or that." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): "If I was in the middle of a desert, and he had the last canteen..." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:44): "Well, he could always just crush you." vencabot_teppoo (1:22:46): "Yeah." elan_einlhander (1:22:56): But he owes me fifty bucks, so I won't stick up for him much elan_einlhander (1:23:04): Lol elan_einlhander (1:23:11): That's how loyal ~I~ am vencabot_teppoo (1:23:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:25): And he won't pay it back. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:29): He'll just crush you. elan_einlhander (1:23:30): I know, I know elan_einlhander (1:23:51): "Doug's a good guy, deeeeeep down inside, just don't tell anybody" elan_einlhander (1:23:55): Direct quote vencabot_teppoo (1:23:59): From where? elan_einlhander (1:24:31): From Julie I think elan_einlhander (1:24:35): Maybe Trisha vencabot_teppoo (1:24:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:24:43): I dunno, some girl at school elan_einlhander (1:24:54): I overheard it, and yelled "WHAT?" vencabot_teppoo (1:24:58): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:24:59): "TAKE THAT BACK" elan_einlhander (1:25:09): I don't like being nice, so don't rub it in vencabot_teppoo (1:25:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:25:43): OooooO elan_einlhander (1:25:44): OOOODp'JHFpipf elan_einlhander (1:25:45): apo'jf'iasdjf elan_einlhander (1:25:53): I'm going to sleep, I just exploded elan_einlhander (1:25:59): Oh my gods, I know it's right now elan_einlhander (1:26:05): I gotta go, peace vencabot_teppoo (1:26:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:26:12): G'night. vencabot_teppoo (12:48:28): Yo. Brb. vencabot_teppoo (12:59:24): I'm back. What's up? elan_einlhander (12:59:39): Nothin elan_einlhander (12:59:42): Playing tactics elan_einlhander (12:59:54): Ritz joined my team, so now I can look at her whenever I want vencabot_teppoo (13:00:09): Cool, cool. I should play Tactics too... Got nuthin' better to do. I'm gonna go make that "Halflings are over powered" post, lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:00:13): Oh, really? Cool. vencabot_teppoo (13:01:26): Mind if I play a song for you over VC? elan_einlhander (13:01:45): I guess vencabot_teppoo (13:01:58): Awesome. elan_einlhander (13:02:04): oops vencabot_teppoo (13:02:12): ? elan_einlhander (13:02:31): Nothin elan_einlhander (13:03:15): Yeah, I heard you vencabot_teppoo (13:03:48): Alright, this is the song that I said, if I could play guitar like this opening, I'd be set. vencabot_teppoo (13:08:12): That song is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (13:08:25): Could you hear it? vencabot_teppoo (13:08:28): It's kinda quiet. elan_einlhander (13:08:31): Sounded pretty shitty, voice chat really isn't worth playing music over vencabot_teppoo (13:08:37): Aw man, lol. elan_einlhander (13:08:39): It just ruins it vencabot_teppoo (13:08:58): I like music ok over voice chat, but it really does rob it. elan_einlhander (13:09:45): No no no, my girlfriend logged on, I was about to go and nap vencabot_teppoo (13:09:53): Just say "E'fook you." vencabot_teppoo (13:09:57): Go, Doug, go! elan_einlhander (13:10:02): I hope that works vencabot_teppoo (13:10:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:10:24): I finally got a Sage vencabot_teppoo (13:10:30): Awesome. elan_einlhander (13:10:31): And the first skill I'm learning is Raise elan_einlhander (13:10:40): Which is so vile and cheap vencabot_teppoo (13:10:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:10:45): It is, or so I hear. vencabot_teppoo (13:11:36): OLukieDukieO: that little indian mouse was going to scalp tom elan_einlhander (13:11:42): Damn her elan_einlhander (13:12:01): Oh she left a message vencabot_teppoo (13:12:06): Dude, you're trying to dump her ANYWAY, right? How much could it hurt to just say, "Sorry, not tonight. Need sleep." elan_einlhander (13:12:42): Ezel just joined my team...... vencabot_teppoo (13:12:47): Ezel? vencabot_teppoo (13:12:51): As in... elan_einlhander (13:12:53): Ezel the card guy vencabot_teppoo (13:12:54): ...Law-card guy? elan_einlhander (13:12:57): Yes vencabot_teppoo (13:13:07): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:18): Do Laws not effect you anymore? Lol. elan_einlhander (13:13:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (13:13:24): I mean, if he just craps out law cards. elan_einlhander (13:13:35): Rofl, no he says I still have to buy them vencabot_teppoo (13:13:53): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:57): Way to hate, Ezel. elan_einlhander (13:14:00): lol vencabot_teppoo (13:14:20): You playin' MM? elan_einlhander (13:14:34): Yeah, kinda vencabot_teppoo (13:14:38): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (13:15:23): Dictionary.com... apparently... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:28): ...Offers an E-mail service... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:34): called "word of the day"... vencabot_teppoo (13:15:43): Now, here's the question I have about that. vencabot_teppoo (13:15:47): Could my BODY vencabot_teppoo (13:15:48): PHYSICALLY vencabot_teppoo (13:15:54): Survive the amount of dope... vencabot_teppoo (13:16:07): I would need to take to want to know the dictionary.com word of the day? elan_einlhander (13:16:19): rofl, i dunno yo elan_einlhander (13:18:17): I gt a mithril lance vencabot_teppoo (13:18:25): Whoa. elan_einlhander (13:18:35): It pisses me off, I want something for my Viera or Nou mou to get a combo vencabot_teppoo (13:18:46): I have a bow with archer combo and snipe combo. elan_einlhander (13:18:55): Mind passing it my way? elan_einlhander (13:19:00): When you're done with it vencabot_teppoo (13:19:20): I'm done with it. I just need to remember to bring my gameboy to school. elan_einlhander (13:20:09): Want my crazy Mithril Spear? vencabot_teppoo (13:20:42): Sure. I have a Dragoon with all of his skills except for that, at least for my part of the game. vencabot_teppoo (13:20:51): Or maybe I'd prefer to get it myself. elan_einlhander (13:21:02): Your call, it's just random vencabot_teppoo (13:21:12): I know. I do enough random fights, lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:21:16): I should be able to get all of them. elan_einlhander (13:21:17): And randomidity makes me mad vencabot_teppoo (13:21:29): Randomidity... awesome. elan_einlhander (13:21:39): Not sure if that's a word, lol vencabot_teppoo (13:21:44): It's really not. elan_einlhander (13:21:44): I doubt it vencabot_teppoo (13:21:47): Which is why its awesome. elan_einlhander (13:21:47): Lol elan_einlhander (13:22:00): I now declare randomidity to be an official word under Dougism vencabot_teppoo (13:22:06): Awesome. elan_einlhander (13:22:09): Very elan_einlhander (13:22:18): I should seriously start a religion at school elan_einlhander (13:22:24): I know I could if I did it right vencabot_teppoo (13:22:31): PT, lol. I'll give you some tips. vencabot_teppoo (13:22:37): Together, Dougism will take over the world. elan_einlhander (13:22:45): Damn straight vencabot_teppoo (13:23:01): Cameron already has HIS own religion. vencabot_teppoo (13:23:03): ~looks at John~ elan_einlhander (13:23:07): I can persuade people at school, they're all popularity zombies anywya vencabot_teppoo (13:23:09): ~and his Cameron shrine~ elan_einlhander (13:23:13): anyway* vencabot_teppoo (13:23:29): We just have... vencabot_teppoo (13:23:33): ...To make... vencabot_teppoo (13:23:36): ...worshipping DOUG... vencabot_teppoo (13:23:37): ...cool. vencabot_teppoo (13:23:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:23:43): Exactly elan_einlhander (13:24:10): We need to have you and Harry worship me in public so people are convinced I'm the messaiha elan_einlhander (13:24:14): Way to spell vencabot_teppoo (13:24:31): 66 thousand miles an hour vencabot_teppoo (13:24:33): ... vencabot_teppoo (13:24:35): ~floating~ elan_einlhander (13:24:41): Woah 10-16-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:08): The Vanilla Coke guy is playing Country... elan_einlhander (0:00:19): Yep vencabot_teppoo (0:00:22): And the Vanilla Pepsi guy is playing Hip Hop. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:39): And then, in the end, it says "Vanilla Pepsi: The Not-So-Vanilla Vanilla." vencabot_teppoo (0:00:43): IS THAT A RACIAL SLUR?! elan_einlhander (0:00:52): I do believe it is vencabot_teppoo (0:05:06): Miroku is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (0:13:14): InuYasha pulls a Squall. elan_einlhander (0:16:26): STILL procrastinating elan_einlhander (0:16:34): Gods help me vencabot_teppoo (0:16:34): I just finished my ramen. elan_einlhander (0:16:46): Vic's going to sleep, so I think I can work now vencabot_teppoo (0:16:49): When InuYasha is over, I'm gonna turn off the TV and work. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:50): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (0:17:16): All right there she goes, Imma go grab a snack vencabot_teppoo (0:17:25): Ok. elan_einlhander (0:18:30): Crehtin? elan_einlhander (0:18:45): Way to pronounce cretin crehtin vencabot_teppoo (0:18:50): That's what John just said, lol. elan_einlhander (0:18:54): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:22:09): Ew? elan_einlhander (0:25:43): Way to fester vencabot_teppoo (0:26:26): InnooYeasha and his hammer pants. elan_einlhander (0:26:32): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:26:37): What's the time, InnooYeasha? vencabot_teppoo (0:26:47): By golly, its Hammer time. elan_einlhander (0:27:04): Way to blow the plot Kagome vencabot_teppoo (0:27:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:28:58): More magic Jello appeared in my fridge elan_einlhander (0:29:22): I didn't even ask questions, just pulled it out and started eating vencabot_teppoo (0:36:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:36:32): Alright, time to relive last night. elan_einlhander (0:36:36): Okay, TV off vencabot_teppoo (0:36:39): Same here. elan_einlhander (0:36:43): MM logged off elan_einlhander (0:36:50): Time to WORK elan_einlhander (0:36:54): *at midnight* elan_einlhander (0:36:56): Go us vencabot_teppoo (0:36:57): Let's get crackin'. Lol. elan_einlhander (0:37:01): GO TEAM GO vencabot_teppoo (0:40:08): ~breathing heavily because he wants Ericka to come on so bad, but he knows that, if she does, he's not gonna get any work done~ vencabot_teppoo (0:40:10): >_O elan_einlhander (0:42:43): I'm realizing that I have no point in my report elan_einlhander (0:42:52): I'm not proving anything, just giving data vencabot_teppoo (0:43:03): Well, this IS a research paper. elan_einlhander (0:43:10): True vencabot_teppoo (0:49:10): ~has an outline... joy~ ~now, time to work...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:49:21): ~...will... take a ten minute break~ ~such a procrastinator~ elan_einlhander (0:49:29): Man we're bad elan_einlhander (0:49:39): I'm just getting a heap of quotes to fill space vencabot_teppoo (0:49:44): Good man. elan_einlhander (0:49:49): Lol, and then "analyzing them" vencabot_teppoo (0:49:59): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (0:50:07): I'm quoting as few things as possible. vencabot_teppoo (0:50:12): Because I don't want to look anything up. elan_einlhander (0:50:19): Ah elan_einlhander (0:50:37): Well luckily, we can relate to our topics elan_einlhander (0:50:41): So we can BS alot of it vencabot_teppoo (0:50:44): Yup. elan_einlhander (0:50:57): Get Hype Cyber Nerds vencabot_teppoo (0:51:07): ~gets hype~ elan_einlhander (0:55:00): elan_einlhander: And yes, I'm a procrastinator elan_einlhander: Work for five minutes, rest for twenty jadewashu: aw jadewashu: here jadewashu: how about we make a deal jadewashu: i've got to study jadewashu: big exam on friday jadewashu: how about we both work for an hour jadewashu: then take a break elan_einlhander: Hmmm elan_einlhander: I guess so elan_einlhander: Assuming I'm still concious then, lol jadewashu: make sure the sound is up jadewashu: i'll be sure to let loose a barage at 2am jadewashu: barrage* elan_einlhander: If I don't respond, and I didn't say goodnight, buzz the heck out of me jadewashu: hehe jadewashu: alright elan_einlhander: Thank you love jadewashu: so jadewashu: here we go! elan_einlhander (0:55:06): Yeah right, one hour my ass vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:46): Hey, on one of these surveys I'm NOT addicted to the internet. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:57): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (1:07:02): Symptom 5: sleep deprivation or a change in sleep patterns in order to spend time on the net vencabot_teppoo (1:07:06): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (1:07:36): Symptom 9: a craving for more time at the computer vencabot_teppoo (1:08:07): ~biting his lower lip, trying not to laugh~ elan_einlhander (1:08:17): Wow vencabot_teppoo (1:08:23): A conditioned response (increased pulse, blood pressure) to the modem connecting An "altered state of consciousness" during long periods of dyad/small group interaction (total focus and concentration on the screen, similar to a mediation/trance state). Dreams that appeared in scrolling text (the equivalent of MOOing). Extreme irritability when interrupted by people/things in "real life" while immersed in c-space. elan_einlhander (1:08:24): We're not obsessed, hell no vencabot_teppoo (1:08:40): I fit into ALL of those catagories, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:41): Every. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:42): Single. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:43): One. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:48): You don't have a modem anymore, but I do vencabot_teppoo (1:08:59): And I get a boner whenever it connects. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:09:02): And if I did, I would fit that too vencabot_teppoo (1:09:14): I do dream in scrolling text. elan_einlhander (1:09:19): So do I, lol elan_einlhander (1:09:22): MM dreams elan_einlhander (1:09:24): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:09:25): I am extremely irritable when interrupted. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:35): I DO put all focus on the screen, in an entranced state. elan_einlhander (1:09:39): Ditto, I yell at my bro when he comes in vencabot_teppoo (1:09:41): And I get a boner when the modem connects. elan_einlhander (1:09:55): Since I'm ALWAYS connected...... vencabot_teppoo (1:10:00): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:10:00): I must ALWAYS have a boner elan_einlhander (1:10:09): And it hurts I'll tell yah vencabot_teppoo (1:10:15): Rofl elan_einlhander (1:10:22): Anyways vencabot_teppoo (1:10:28): Back to work. elan_einlhander (1:10:33): *eats Jello to escape work* vencabot_teppoo (1:10:40): Wow. There's a new one. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:32): This is from a COMEDY survey... about being addicted to the internet. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:39): And yet I still fit into some of the catagories. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:57): 10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. elan_einlhander (1:12:05): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:12:06): 7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. elan_einlhander (1:12:12): Well vencabot_teppoo (1:12:18): 3. You start using smileys in your snail mail. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:34): I fit into three outta ten comedy symptoms elan_einlhander (1:12:41): Go David elan_einlhander (1:14:10): Dude I want so much to not do this elan_einlhander (1:14:19): I would give so much to just go to sleep right now elan_einlhander (1:14:32): I'm sick of constantly being tired vencabot_teppoo (1:14:34): Same. Well, I wouldn't really sleep... I'd just nap infront of my computer. elan_einlhander (1:14:43): I'm ALWAYS tired vencabot_teppoo (1:14:49): ~isn't~ elan_einlhander (1:14:53): Yes you are!!! vencabot_teppoo (1:14:55): ~not always~ elan_einlhander (1:15:00): LIAR elan_einlhander (1:15:10): Every moment at school you try to go to sleep vencabot_teppoo (1:15:23): Not in Croley's, and sometimes not in Jap. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:54): Or maybe he did. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:58): Ok, guess not. vencabot_teppoo (1:16:04): He doesn't know I'm awake, in my room, online. elan_einlhander (1:16:15): Good vencabot_teppoo (1:16:35): If he disconnects me, I'll have to tell him to reconnect me. vencabot_teppoo (1:16:41): So I just hope he goes to bed. elan_einlhander (1:17:42): Okay need noise elan_einlhander (1:17:48): Gotta stay awake elan_einlhander (1:18:00): Open Your Hear time elan_einlhander (1:18:02): Full blast vencabot_teppoo (1:18:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:18:10): Now JAM vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): ~jams~ elan_einlhander (1:18:18): *typing in rythm* vencabot_teppoo (1:18:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:03): If I type one paragraph per hour, it'll take 8 hours. I don't have that kind of time, lol. elan_einlhander (1:19:13): Ditto elan_einlhander (1:19:22): And I have to shower before I go to bed elan_einlhander (1:19:30): Or else just be filthy tomorrow elan_einlhander (1:19:33): And NO ONE wants that vencabot_teppoo (1:19:37): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:00): Ugh. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:04): Work. elan_einlhander (1:21:08): No vencabot_teppoo (1:21:35): This has got to be the sweetest irony ever. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:52): Me, doing a paper on internet addiction, while up at 1:30 AM, on the internet. elan_einlhander (1:22:01): Yup elan_einlhander (1:22:30): I WANT SLEEP DAVID! HOURS AND HOURS OF UNINTERUPTED SLEEP!!! I AM DYING! vencabot_teppoo (1:22:37): Weekend, Doug. elan_einlhander (1:22:40): I haven't slept a full night in MONTHS elan_einlhander (1:22:43): No no no, I WORK elan_einlhander (1:22:49): I don't get sleep even then elan_einlhander (1:23:00): *in tears, body getting weak* vencabot_teppoo (1:23:10): Then maybe you should just tell Victoriana one night that you just WON'T be on. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:16): One night a month, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:17): Just sleep. elan_einlhander (1:23:20): I would still stay up, c'mon now elan_einlhander (1:23:39): It's school, must destroy school elan_einlhander (1:23:42): Then elan_einlhander (1:23:45): I can sleep elan_einlhander (1:23:47): Mmmmmmm vencabot_teppoo (1:24:20): I'm gonna stay up all night waiting for Ericka. It's retarded, but c'mon now. It's my first break-up. I should be allowed ONE sleepless night. vencabot_teppoo (1:24:35): Is it too much for a pussy to ask? elan_einlhander (1:24:42): Yes, now shut up vencabot_teppoo (1:24:47): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (1:24:49): Before I kill us both vencabot_teppoo (1:24:54): You would, too. elan_einlhander (1:24:57): Yeah elan_einlhander (1:26:20): Starting to consider just copying this report as my own elan_einlhander (1:26:53): And just give her bull shit resources vencabot_teppoo (1:26:57): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:27:07): Like YOU did last year vencabot_teppoo (1:27:20): I didn't steal anyone's report. vencabot_teppoo (1:27:25): But I DID bullshit the sources. elan_einlhander (1:27:26): I mean the resources vencabot_teppoo (1:27:28): All the time. vencabot_teppoo (1:27:35): WHENEVER we needed sources. elan_einlhander (1:29:02): My paragraphs are all like three sentences long vencabot_teppoo (1:29:09): Heehee. elan_einlhander (1:29:39): I've almost got a page done elan_einlhander (1:29:42): Almost vencabot_teppoo (1:29:47): Awesome. Double spaced? elan_einlhander (1:29:55): ........ vencabot_teppoo (1:29:58): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:03): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:10): Way to be done. elan_einlhander (1:30:11): GET HYPE vencabot_teppoo (1:30:35): Jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:30:45): Check that, I have a page and a half done elan_einlhander (1:30:48): But vencabot_teppoo (1:30:49): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:30:51): I can't stop at two elan_einlhander (1:30:59): I've barely actually said anything vencabot_teppoo (1:31:59): "How long have you been sitting there, staring at this screen? Are you spending more and more of your time clicking and typing, typing and clicking?" vencabot_teppoo (1:32:00): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:32:03): Ahahahahaha. vencabot_teppoo (1:32:13): Now, for the very next sentence: vencabot_teppoo (1:32:26): "How long have you been sitting there, staring at this screen? Are you spending more and more of your time clicking and typing, typing and clicking? Is there nothing else you'd rather do?" vencabot_teppoo (1:32:27): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:32:32): Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. elan_einlhander (1:32:37): Lololololol vencabot_teppoo (1:32:46): There really isn't anything else I'd rather do. elan_einlhander (1:32:58): Man thank gods you can't see my over here elan_einlhander (1:33:09): I'm throwing a fit and losing my mind elan_einlhander (1:33:19): Making strange, archaic noises vencabot_teppoo (1:33:25): Lol. Watch out. elan_einlhander (1:33:28): For elan_einlhander (1:33:30): real elan_einlhander (1:33:32): ..... elan_einlhander (1:33:34): Oh no...... elan_einlhander (1:33:37): Get up uo vencabot_teppoo (1:33:38): That's what happened when I was possessed by the Devil over the Summer. elan_einlhander (1:33:39): help elan_einlhander (1:33:42): falling over vencabot_teppoo (1:33:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:33:50): The phone elan_einlhander (1:33:56): it started ringing? vencabot_teppoo (1:33:59): ... elan_einlhander (1:34:05): *wake-up call from Jesus* vencabot_teppoo (1:34:10): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:34:10): God damn, go Jesus elan_einlhander (1:34:15): Wait, elan_einlhander (1:34:29): I used the lord's name in vain while encouraging Jesus elan_einlhander (1:34:37): Go me vencabot_teppoo (1:34:38): Let's think about that. vencabot_teppoo (1:34:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:34:49): It's still ringing elan_einlhander (1:34:55): Should I....pick it up? vencabot_teppoo (1:34:57): No vencabot_teppoo (1:35:01): ~yaaaaaaawns~ elan_einlhander (1:35:11): *click* "Hello?" "Doug, this is Jesus" elan_einlhander (1:35:20): "Awesome, how yah doin?" vencabot_teppoo (1:35:21): "Yo Jesus." vencabot_teppoo (1:35:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:35:42): And if you read "Yo Jesus." like "Go Jesus," then we are Venom. elan_einlhander (1:35:55): Lol elan_einlhander (1:36:09): Look at me! I'm crazy egg-man! elan_einlhander (1:36:11): @_@ elan_einlhander (1:36:18): KU KU KACHU! elan_einlhander (1:36:22): #_#_##__#_#_ vencabot_teppoo (1:36:22): Lol. Thats what I look like right now. My eyes just started crossing. elan_einlhander (1:36:32): Should we......give up? vencabot_teppoo (1:36:34): Nope. elan_einlhander (1:36:40): Croley can't win...... vencabot_teppoo (1:36:41): Like I said, I'm gonna stay up anyway. elan_einlhander (1:36:46): I won't let her win....... vencabot_teppoo (1:36:53): Go Doug. elan_einlhander (1:36:55): I'd sooner die vencabot_teppoo (1:37:03): That's actually very possible. vencabot_teppoo (1:37:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:37:07): By the hands of The Anti-Lhander elan_einlhander (1:37:13): *not very creative* elan_einlhander (1:37:14): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:37:15): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:37:16): So tired vencabot_teppoo (1:37:25): VT is the Anti-Lhander. elan_einlhander (1:37:34): So tired my psyche has created the Anti-Lhander vencabot_teppoo (1:37:41): Uh oh. elan_einlhander (1:37:45): My second personality now vencabot_teppoo (1:37:46): Doug developing multiple personalities. vencabot_teppoo (1:37:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:37:49): Yup elan_einlhander (1:38:06): The Einlhander.....and The Anti-Lhander elan_einlhander (1:38:18): Such horrible, exhausted times vencabot_teppoo (1:38:25): For real. elan_einlhander (1:43:05): That is it, I'm answering the phone vencabot_teppoo (1:43:13): It's been ringing this whole time? elan_einlhander (1:43:16): Yes vencabot_teppoo (1:43:20): Yeesh. elan_einlhander (1:43:28): Pry my mom, Christ elan_einlhander (1:45:31): FUCKING A WOMAN elan_einlhander (1:45:34): FUUUUUCKING A elan_einlhander (1:46:11): Fucking A, woman....... vencabot_teppoo (1:46:16): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:46:35): I'm gonna nap for fifteen minutes, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:46:41): I have my computer alarm-clock set. vencabot_teppoo (1:46:49): I'm gonna try and write two paragraphs per hour. elan_einlhander (1:47:27): I hate my life so much elan_einlhander (1:47:34): I'm being told to stay awake now vencabot_teppoo (1:47:38): ? vencabot_teppoo (1:48:08): Dude... vencabot_teppoo (1:48:15): I'm gonna ask Oliver what he thinks about internet addiction. elan_einlhander (1:48:23): Dude elan_einlhander (1:48:36): Listen, I'm not allowed to sleep now elan_einlhander (1:48:42): My mom was on the phone vencabot_teppoo (1:48:45): Yeah? vencabot_teppoo (1:48:58): What'd she say? elan_einlhander (1:50:09): Apparently, Kim left her at the bar, just like last time *big surprise* and now she's trudging home on foot. Needless to say she's prolly a little tipsy, now she wants me to not let Kim leave when she gets here and have her go get her or somethin. "But mom, I need to SLEEP" "Listen, I'm waking home on foot, I love you, I need you to not let her leave" elan_einlhander (1:50:13): I WANNA SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP elan_einlhander (1:50:33): *sobbing* This isn't right..... vencabot_teppoo (1:50:39): Its really not. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:55): But such is life. elan_einlhander (1:51:10): Such is life, pfft elan_einlhander (1:51:12): Fuck that elan_einlhander (1:51:29): I'm so sick of being responsible when no one else will vencabot_teppoo (1:51:31): I mean, I would say that it's not your fault that your mom blah blah blah but really, she can make you do whatever the hell she wants. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:39): Yup. 10-17-03 elan_einlhander (0:05:35): You might wanna let go of him vencabot_teppoo (0:05:39): lOL. elan_einlhander (0:06:53): Way to be a pussy moth vencabot_teppoo (0:09:15): ~the king of all pussies~ elan_einlhander (0:09:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:09:28): ~is so serious...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:09:50): ~feels like he's going to die~ vencabot_teppoo (0:10:03): ~shaking~ elan_einlhander (0:10:07): *shoots* elan_einlhander (0:10:09): There elan_einlhander (0:12:20): I shall go take my shower now elan_einlhander (0:12:27): Be back soon, and all squeaky clean too vencabot_teppoo (0:12:29): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:32): Good man. elan_einlhander (0:50:44): Back, and smelling much better I might add elan_einlhander (0:50:49): *sniffs* vencabot_teppoo (0:50:58): Lol. Good man. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:29): ~wants to stay up all night again~ elan_einlhander (0:51:40): I kinda have to vencabot_teppoo (0:51:43): ~just praying that his dad will stand for it~ elan_einlhander (0:51:43): I slept till three vencabot_teppoo (0:51:55): I sleep 'till three every day on the weekends, lol. elan_einlhander (0:52:03): As do I, lol elan_einlhander (0:52:06): Well, without work elan_einlhander (0:52:08): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (0:52:30): ~has no idea what he's going to do with all of this time...~ Ericka... got on AIM... and then signed off before I could say anything... elan_einlhander (0:52:46): Aw, sorry yo vencabot_teppoo (0:53:35): My brain is being picked in half... I'm hearing voices... vencabot_teppoo (0:53:54): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (0:53:58): Are they getting along at least? elan_einlhander (0:54:11): *trying to keep morale up with dry humour* vencabot_teppoo (0:55:07): No... No, they aren't... ~feels so ill~ They're telling me that I really, really want to die... to just not feel any more emotion. To end it. But that's not what I want... really... ~sighs because his dad is home~ ...Think of an excuse to stay up, David... elan_einlhander (0:55:50): Tell him I'm having emotional trauma and need your support vencabot_teppoo (0:56:04): I've tried that before, lol. My dad is heartless. elan_einlhander (0:56:07): That I am potentially suicidal and can't be left alone elan_einlhander (0:56:07): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:56:27): I'm gonna say that we're finishing up a group assignment that could not have been done earlier because you had to work tonight until 11. elan_einlhander (0:56:39): Okay vencabot_teppoo (0:56:45): ~ith tho thmart... and hungry~ elan_einlhander (0:56:58): *has green jello tonight* vencabot_teppoo (0:57:15): I think I'm gonna make some ramen... I need to look happier. I really LOOK depressed... I'm usually better at holding it in. He lets me stay up more often if I don't look tired... you dig? vencabot_teppoo (0:57:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:57:23): ~is now gonna say that~ elan_einlhander (0:57:40): Should be "yah dig" elan_einlhander (0:57:49): ith thmarter elan_einlhander (0:57:52): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:58:04): Lol. I like that more. Brb. I'm gonna stare down my dad when he tries to tell me to go to bed, while making ramen, lol. elan_einlhander (0:58:16): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (1:09:19): Back. elan_einlhander (1:09:25): Whee vencabot_teppoo (1:09:35): I've decide that, for the sake of my SANITY... vencabot_teppoo (1:09:46): ...I could at least PRETEND that I'm not depressed, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:51): What I mean is... elan_einlhander (1:09:53): That's what I do elan_einlhander (1:09:55): Lol elan_einlhander (1:10:01): Am doing it right now actually vencabot_teppoo (1:10:23): Last night, when I stayed up, I just stayed up with the lights off, staring blankly at my computer. Tonight, I have all lights on, I sit up straight, and if I'm idle I play Tactics. ~nods and head-butts you~ Lol. elan_einlhander (1:10:39): Awesome elan_einlhander (1:10:57): *punches you in the face, a manly, non-gay gesture* vencabot_teppoo (1:11:10): ~is knocked out in a manly, non-gay way~ vencabot_teppoo (1:11:13): x_x elan_einlhander (1:11:15): Lol elan_einlhander (1:11:25): We do that for the sake of our masculinity vencabot_teppoo (1:11:41): And because we really wanna hit eachother in the face. elan_einlhander (1:12:02): Oh yes indeed *cracking knuckles* vencabot_teppoo (1:12:09): rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:12:31): Oh, magic cup of ramen... vencabot_teppoo (1:12:34): ...make everything better. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:12:44): I'm all out *starts cyring like a pussy* vencabot_teppoo (1:13:01): Without ramen to make it all better, Doug is helpless. elan_einlhander (1:13:13): It's true elan_einlhander (1:13:25): Oh hot damn, Kain The Longshot vencabot_teppoo (1:13:46): I have my TV off, so if dad walks in he'll think I'm working. elan_einlhander (1:13:51): Oh vencabot_teppoo (1:13:51): No Trigun for me. >_< elan_einlhander (1:13:56): It's the sad one vencabot_teppoo (1:14:07): The sad one? Oh, I know that one. Lol. elan_einlhander (1:14:13): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:22:05): Man elan_einlhander (1:22:16): That episode always gets me choked up vencabot_teppoo (1:22:34): I love Trigun. God bless Adult Swim. elan_einlhander (1:22:45): Agreed vencabot_teppoo (1:23:20): I love how, when I question my own sanity, I say out loud "I'm not crazy..." and then -I- even think I'm in denial. elan_einlhander (1:23:31): Lol elan_einlhander (1:23:42): bah of course you're nuts vencabot_teppoo (1:24:15): Doug, if the world knew me, they would think I was crazy, no doubt. I am the text-book definition of insane... elan_einlhander (1:24:25): I know yo, I know vencabot_teppoo (1:24:45): ...but I don't think I'm really crazy. I really do honestly believe that I just see things that other people don't. I think the WORLD is crazy... now do you see how crazy I sound, talking like that? Lol. elan_einlhander (1:25:07): *slaps you* Problem solved elan_einlhander (1:25:20): *solves problems with excessive violence( vencabot_teppoo (1:25:20): Heart... elan_einlhander (1:25:23): Oh christ vencabot_teppoo (1:25:34): ...Heart... vencabot_teppoo (1:25:36): ...beat... vencabot_teppoo (1:25:39): ...please... vencabot_teppoo (1:25:41): ~dizzy~ elan_einlhander (1:25:47): Calm down calm down elan_einlhander (1:25:56): Wow that was quick vencabot_teppoo (1:26:17): Ugh... elan_einlhander (1:26:45): *pats back* It's coo, I been there, you can do what you need to vencabot_teppoo (1:30:06): ~calms down... slurping ramen...~ I... I'm gonna go to bed after I finish this... I dont know when I'm gonna do the Physics homework... elan_einlhander (1:30:27): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:30:42): Maybe I'll wake up early and do it, rofl. elan_einlhander (1:30:49): Nah elan_einlhander (1:32:38): *hilarious Bebop commercials* vencabot_teppoo (1:32:44): Heehee. elan_einlhander (1:33:10): Go Faye elan_einlhander (1:33:22): Go Brain Dream elan_einlhander (1:33:39): Leeeeeet's Dreeeeeaaaaam elan_einlhander (1:33:48): *shut up Doug* elan_einlhander (1:36:47): Do I need MLA format on my sources? vencabot_teppoo (1:36:55): No... elan_einlhander (1:37:07): *makes up books and authors* elan_einlhander (1:39:41): *scratches brain* elan_einlhander (1:39:44): Ow elan_einlhander (1:41:51): Auto response from JadeKagome: 5how4 +ym3. +h3n 5tudy elan_einlhander (1:41:57): Decipher that elan_einlhander (1:42:03): Lol elan_einlhander (1:42:14): Like hyrogriphics vencabot_teppoo (1:42:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:42:20): And i can't spell vencabot_teppoo (1:42:23): Dad home, for real this time. elan_einlhander (1:42:31): Aw elan_einlhander (2:09:44): You there? vencabot_teppoo (2:09:51): ~nods~ I'm going to bed soon. elan_einlhander (2:10:05): Just making sure you didn't leave it on again vencabot_teppoo (2:10:11): Lol. Thanks. elan_einlhander (2:10:17): Anytime vencabot_teppoo (2:22:16): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (2:22:23): Doug. vencabot_teppoo (2:22:26): I don't know how to put this. vencabot_teppoo (2:22:37): Don't hate me... but I'm planning on spending a lot less time online. elan_einlhander (2:23:14): Um, all right elan_einlhander (2:23:20): Hate to see you go, but all right vencabot_teppoo (2:23:55): I just came to another epiphany like the one I had during the Summer. I hate to go, too... I know you have a lot of friends online. I hope you won't be alone... elan_einlhander (2:24:16): *sadly doesn't* It's cool vencabot_teppoo (2:24:47): But, from now on, I work out EVERY night, no matter what. Me and Ericka are through... We just talked, and she's been the driving reason I've been logging on for a long time. Now, I'm going to work on my body, and my religion. Purging myself. elan_einlhander (2:25:24): Well, I know I can't do anything about it, so I guess been nice knowin yah vencabot_teppoo (2:26:02): Oh no, I'll still be a buddy at school and stuff, lol. Not like I'm moving away from Michigan. I'm just saying that I'm not MAKING time for the internet anymore. It will now fit in with MY schedule. elan_einlhander (2:26:18): Sure vencabot_teppoo (2:33:59): Well, we all know how hard it is to take love advice, right? elan_einlhander (2:34:12): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (2:34:24): I mean, it's impossible to just take someone's word for it... So, I'd like to be a man about this and get it out of the wat. elan_einlhander (2:34:33): Knock yourself out vencabot_teppoo (2:34:50): That epiphany I just had... Well, it basicaly said that I should have known the relationship was doomed to failure just because of how obsessed I was with her. elan_einlhander (2:35:00): Well vencabot_teppoo (2:35:00): Which is basically what a young man named DOUG told me, over and over again. elan_einlhander (2:35:04): Yeah elan_einlhander (2:35:07): Sorry vencabot_teppoo (2:35:08): So, you were right. I was wrong. I'm sorry. elan_einlhander (2:35:18): It's coo, don't worry about it vencabot_teppoo (2:36:00): Anyway, I think this emotional trauma mixed with having my first epiphany since Summer ended should at least earn me ONE free assignment in Physics, so I'm not gonna do it... and then I'm really gonna work my ass off after that. vencabot_teppoo (2:36:07): Peace, Doug. Have a good sleep, if you ever get any. elan_einlhander (2:36:21): Kay, see yah tomorrow vencabot_teppoo (16:57:26): Hail, Douglas. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:27): Douglass? elan_einlhander (16:57:30): Douglas vencabot_teppoo (16:57:32): ~wonders why one S looks funny~ elan_einlhander (17:00:13): Man I'm too depressed to stay awake vencabot_teppoo (17:00:16): Why? vencabot_teppoo (19:45:57): Welcome back. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:58): You ok...? I might not be on when you get back, but maybe... elan_einlhander (19:46:17): Hey vencabot_teppoo (19:46:46): ~yawns~ Thinking of five things I've done all day is insanely hard. elan_einlhander (19:47:00): Isn't it? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:47:30): Why the heck am I so laggy? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:38): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (19:53:00): I'm gonna get busted for sexual harassment any second, lol. elan_einlhander (19:53:07): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:54:20): I'm gonna get zotted... I know it. elan_einlhander (19:54:26): Nah vencabot_teppoo (19:54:50): You tell Ceridwen 'If we don't do something, our RACE will die out! We need to.. . er... get busy... like now. ~a complete moron~' elan_einlhander (19:55:18): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:57:47): VT's new word: "Femmites." elan_einlhander (19:58:01): Er, what's it mean? elan_einlhander (19:58:04): OOoooohhhhhh vencabot_teppoo (19:58:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:16): VT truly is a God... of Rock. elan_einlhander (19:58:24): Indeed so vencabot_teppoo (20:00:49): You tell Ceridwen 'So, what do you do, kid?' Ceridwen tells you '<>: what do I do?' vencabot_teppoo (20:00:59): You tell Ceridwen 'What are ya asking ME for? ~grin~' harryturney: lol vencabot_teppoo (20:02:04): You tell Ceridwen '...What are you doing right now? How's that for ya? ~grin~' vencabot_teppoo (20:02:22): A disembodied hand coalesces out of nowhere and squashes you into a bloody pulp. You feel different as your senses become less heightened. You feel your movements slow to normal. Your disembodied soul rises from your ravaged corpse. 'Ah, Vencabot.' the incarnation of death says. 'Your time is at hand.' The incarnation of death swings a Scythe of Soul Rending in a long, lazy arc... There is a bright flash of blue light, and you vanish to the Ethereal Plane. A haze of crimson and gold sparks flit across your field of vision. You feel a prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened. Your feet rise off the ground. You feel a prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened. You feel a prickling on the back of your neck as your senses are heightened vencabot_teppoo (20:02:32): 'Fancy meeting YOU here.' you say to Ceridwen. elan_einlhander (20:02:41): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:02:48): good ass times vencabot_teppoo (20:02:51): The shade of Ceridwen asks you, 'Is this a coinsedense?' elan_einlhander (20:02:58): chuckle vencabot_teppoo (20:03:00): You say, 'Or maybe it's...' vencabot_teppoo (20:03:06): 'DESTINY?!' you ask. vencabot_teppoo (20:03:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:03:23): Lol elan_einlhander (20:03:34): Dude elan_einlhander (20:03:38): I hit where elan_einlhander (20:03:43): Everyone's name is red vencabot_teppoo (20:04:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:04:02): I stick out like a sore thumb elan_einlhander (20:04:16): Like a sore, bright white thumb vencabot_teppoo (20:04:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:05:09): And all seven of them are Archons vencabot_teppoo (20:05:16): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:05:19): Dude vencabot_teppoo (20:05:20): Hide and hide well. elan_einlhander (20:05:20): Help vencabot_teppoo (20:05:23): I'm dead. elan_einlhander (20:05:38): So rock and roll your ass over here vencabot_teppoo (20:06:11): Ok. elan_einlhander (20:06:37): Pry playing rock paper scissor s over who gets my head, lol' elan_einlhander (20:07:09): Oh hell elan_einlhander (20:07:13): Vic is here vencabot_teppoo (20:07:15): Uh oh. elan_einlhander (20:07:19): Or will be, when she logs on vencabot_teppoo (20:07:28): You have her on messenger? elan_einlhander (20:07:46): She doesn't have any to my knowledge vencabot_teppoo (20:08:04): Then what makes you think that she's "there"? elan_einlhander (20:08:14): She's been in the Keep for a week elan_einlhander (20:08:22): And will log on in Sanctuary, I'm sure of it vencabot_teppoo (20:08:23): Oh. elan_einlhander (20:11:30): Oh please please don't log on elan_einlhander (20:13:42): Another outlaw joins the party vencabot_teppoo (20:13:50): Woot. elan_einlhander (20:13:51): My not good at all buddy Sabon vencabot_teppoo (20:14:00): Heehee. elan_einlhander (20:15:31): And another elan_einlhander (20:15:37): Jesus Chrust elan_einlhander (20:15:40): Christ even vencabot_teppoo (20:15:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:18:33): Half of Enigma is here...... elan_einlhander (20:18:50): Way to be in Doomsday Einlhander elan_einlhander (20:20:21): Nelir...... vencabot_teppoo (20:20:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:26): ENIGMA!!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:20:32): ENIGMA WILL ALWAYS REMAIN!!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:20:45): ENIGMA WILL KILL ELAN BEFORE ELAN CAN KILL ELAN!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:20:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:44): This is one really attractive creature, particularly because it is not wearing a single piece of clothing. Its face is perfectly shaped, and it is difficult to avert your gaze from its subtle features. It winks at you and smiles, then spins and twirls up into the air, temporarily out of reach. Still smiling, it turns around and wiggles its bottom at you and giggles. elan_einlhander (20:23:01): Ah the seductive naked faerie vencabot_teppoo (20:23:08): He is a faerie approximately 0'1" tall. A seductive naked faerie is in good health. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:09): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:23:26): He elan_einlhander (20:23:27): Aw vencabot_teppoo (20:23:35): I cracked up. elan_einlhander (20:43:36): Well I now know she's been through college, great vencabot_teppoo (20:43:57): ~pats back~ elan_einlhander (20:44:25): I hope asking that question was wise vencabot_teppoo (20:44:30): What question? elan_einlhander (20:44:32): You tell the formation 'how long ago was that?' elan_einlhander (20:44:45): Victoriana tells the formation 'not all THAT long ago' vencabot_teppoo (20:44:48): Lol. Why do you persist if you don't wanna hear it? elan_einlhander (20:44:59): I told you I'm pitting against myself vencabot_teppoo (20:45:19): Good times. elan_einlhander (20:49:00): Although in actuality I'm not lying to her or anything, not sure why I feel guilty vencabot_teppoo (20:49:24): Sorry, yo. elan_einlhander (20:49:39): Sorry? That was good elan_einlhander (20:49:50): It's good that I'm not lying to her vencabot_teppoo (20:50:04): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:50:07): *smacks* vencabot_teppoo (20:50:11): Owie. elan_einlhander (20:50:13): *no wait, stabs* vencabot_teppoo (20:50:17): ~dies~ elan_einlhander (20:50:25): *laughs8 elan_einlhander (20:50:34): *suddenly hears rock and roll kicking in* elan_einlhander (20:50:36): uh oh vencabot_teppoo (20:50:40): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:51:13): *is becoming the witness of a rock and roll ressurection* vencabot_teppoo (20:51:32): ~comes back to life, body jerking~ vencabot_teppoo (20:51:45): ~stands ALL the way up, and then... MORE up? My GOD!! HES FLOATING!!!~ vencabot_teppoo (20:52:02): ~from somewhere in the background, a human voice...~ "OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT HIM ROCK!!!" elan_einlhander (20:52:38): ~starts to get frantic, drawing sword against the God of Rock~ vencabot_teppoo (20:53:00): ~draws flute~ elan_einlhander (20:53:21): ~a blank stare, hands tightening on sword handle* vencabot_teppoo (20:53:53): ~steel flute... brings it up and around, smacking it hard against the side of your sword, weilding it like a sword himself~ elan_einlhander (20:54:27): ~blinks rapidly, his sword falling to the ground with a strike of a what sounds like a guitar string* vencabot_teppoo (20:54:33): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:54:35): Good one, Doug. elan_einlhander (20:54:50): Why thank you elan_einlhander (20:56:40): *puts on FFVIII's Chocobo music in the spirit of Rock* vencabot_teppoo (20:56:46): Good man. elan_einlhander (20:58:11): Useless useless chocobos of FFVIII vencabot_teppoo (20:58:22): I hardly remember them being in that game, lol. elan_einlhander (20:58:27): One use in the whole game elan_einlhander (20:58:42): to get to the Ragnarock once time melded elan_einlhander (20:59:30): Man I now have a deep hatred for the copycat law elan_einlhander (20:59:40): It is the hardest one to remember not to break vencabot_teppoo (20:59:55): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:04:00): Woah now, don't like fighting clans that are six levels higher than me elan_einlhander (21:04:17): I can't do more than twenty damage to this Sage for some reason vencabot_teppoo (21:04:23): Darn. elan_einlhander (21:08:49): Stupid lame Nou Mo Totema elan_einlhander (21:12:20): Little does that foolish Paladin who disarmed me know that I am half monk vencabot_teppoo (21:12:27): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:36:19): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO elan_einlhander (21:36:22): I GOT TIGER CLAWS elan_einlhander (21:36:25): GET HYPE vencabot_teppoo (21:37:02): What do they give? elan_einlhander (21:37:20): Earth Render elan_einlhander (21:37:25): MmMmmmMMMmmMMmm vencabot_teppoo (21:37:28): GAH vencabot_teppoo (21:37:31): ~tackles~ vencabot_teppoo (21:59:14): I thought that I wasn't gonna work out tonight because it was getting late, but I guess I will. I'll be back in a few hours. elan_einlhander (21:59:36): Kay vencabot_teppoo (21:59:48): I shouldn't even take two hours, but I might. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:49): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (22:42:57): Running a bit late. Might take an hour and a half. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:00): ~gone again~ 10-18-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:14:52): Back. elan_einlhander (0:15:05): *cheers* vencabot_teppoo (0:15:12): Lol. Thank you, thank you. vencabot_teppoo (0:15:14): ~bows~ vencabot_teppoo (0:16:23): SOMEONE IS RPING AS SPEED RACER!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:16:26): ~dances!~ elan_einlhander (0:16:33): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (0:17:02): And someone else RPing as Yuki Onna! elan_einlhander (0:17:23): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:17:58): Definately. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:30): Now, what to do. I said that I'd be online less often... That I would only be on when I had SPARE time, and that I wouldn't MAKE time like I used to (rushing home, skipping work-outs...) but really, now I've got nothing to do. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:44): I might play Tactics, but for some reason I don't feel like it. Same with working on my MM website. vencabot_teppoo (0:19:06): Rofl. Courage the Cowardly Dog. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:06): The Snow White Woman. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:11): That's the name of her char. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:22): I just wanna run into the room and yell "YUKI!!!!!" and then run out. vencabot_teppoo (0:33:22): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:33:29): Reno911 elan_einlhander (0:33:35): Yeah, heh vencabot_teppoo (0:35:50): Oh, this show gets better and better. vencabot_teppoo (0:36:18): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:52:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:52:37): The best character ever. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:07): Dwain Hernandez, rofl. elan_einlhander (0:53:22): Pfft vencabot_teppoo (0:53:35): He rides a motorcycle, too. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:58): People in the room in Chatalot: vencabot_teppoo (0:55:09): ...VT... (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds ..V.i.T.o.. (#1439477756); idle 90 seconds vencabot_teppoo (0:55:15): I was like, "...Nice name." vencabot_teppoo (0:55:18): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:56:05): I've seen that guy around before. I did a double-take the first time, heehee. elan_einlhander (0:56:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:56:11): I was like, "JIGGA WHA?!" elan_einlhander (1:05:18): Lalita is in tears because she can't beat FFX vencabot_teppoo (1:05:31): I know how it is. elan_einlhander (1:05:37): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:05:51): John's like that, lol. elan_einlhander (1:05:53): She's always so different when we talk about Video Games elan_einlhander (1:06:00): Like someone else takes over elan_einlhander (1:06:08): *SO, you're a girl right?" vencabot_teppoo (1:06:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:07:23): Nothing like giving advice on a game I've never played elan_einlhander (1:07:31): Just using Final Fantasy logic vencabot_teppoo (1:07:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:11:50): Thank god all FF games function in generally the same way vencabot_teppoo (2:04:19): VH1, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (2:04:27): ROFL elan_einlhander (2:04:43): wtf vencabot_teppoo (2:05:44): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (2:05:58): ITS GETTIN' HOT IN HERRE! vencabot_teppoo (2:06:03): SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!! vencabot_teppoo (2:06:04): ROFL elan_einlhander (2:06:06): Stfu vencabot_teppoo (2:06:20): YES vencabot_teppoo (2:06:25): This show is awesome, now. vencabot_teppoo (2:07:18): YESSS elan_einlhander (2:07:26): What the hell IS this? vencabot_teppoo (2:07:39): It's a show I've never seen called "ill-ustrated." vencabot_teppoo (2:08:13): The first one was about Michael Jackson. His face kept falling off, lol. elan_einlhander (2:08:55): Lol elan_einlhander (2:11:07): How is that emoticons are cuter depending who uses them? vencabot_teppoo (2:11:18): I should really go to bed. I'm meeting a friend online early tomorrow... need 8 hours. I was gonna stay up to finish watching this show, but its coming on again AFTER this episode, so I ask you... WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!... vencabot_teppoo (2:11:26): ...Well, Doug, obviously, if it's a girl... vencabot_teppoo (2:11:29): Who talks cute... elan_einlhander (2:11:33): Well vencabot_teppoo (2:11:36): Emoticons are more adorable. elan_einlhander (2:11:40): Still the emoticon LOOKS the same vencabot_teppoo (2:11:44): EVERHTING is more adorable. elan_einlhander (2:11:55): But somehow ^_^ is extremely cute when Leyna and Lali do it elan_einlhander (2:12:00): and so is -_- vencabot_teppoo (2:12:05): But anyway, peace be shmizzle. Have a good night, yo. Lol. They are. vencabot_teppoo (2:12:10): ~thinks they're cute anyways~ elan_einlhander (2:12:10): See yah vencabot_teppoo (20:56:51): Yo. elan_einlhander (20:56:55): Yo vencabot_teppoo (20:57:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:57:10): My netword decided to quit today elan_einlhander (20:57:16): Koree had to come over and fix it vencabot_teppoo (20:57:23): Netword? elan_einlhander (20:57:35): Network, my bad vencabot_teppoo (20:57:51): You're on a network? elan_einlhander (20:58:29): Duh elan_einlhander (20:58:33): My DSL? vencabot_teppoo (20:58:49): I thought you were directly connected to Yahoo!... elan_einlhander (20:58:57): Through a network vencabot_teppoo (20:59:33): So more than one computer on your network is connected? elan_einlhander (20:59:43): Nope vencabot_teppoo (20:59:43): Or are you saying that the YAHOO! network failed? elan_einlhander (20:59:52): No my 2Wire network failed vencabot_teppoo (21:00:03): But aren't you only using one out of two? elan_einlhander (21:00:08): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:00:18): So the network is kinda obsolete. elan_einlhander (21:00:37): no I still need it be online though vencabot_teppoo (21:00:53): Weird. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:59): What the Hell?! vencabot_teppoo (21:05:02): New city in MM? elan_einlhander (21:05:23): Which one? vencabot_teppoo (21:05:24): "Bazaar"? vencabot_teppoo (21:05:31): Like a shopping mall. vencabot_teppoo (21:05:34): On the North road. elan_einlhander (21:06:02): Way to be behind the times yo, that's been there for months elan_einlhander (21:06:10): *pats back* elan_einlhander (21:06:40): brb vencabot_teppoo (21:06:43): OK. elan_einlhander (21:09:22): back vencabot_teppoo (21:09:37): Welcome back. elan_einlhander (22:03:05): Tell me you were watching Justic League vencabot_teppoo (22:03:10): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:03:18): WHY did she tear off her skirt? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:30): To increase mobility. elan_einlhander (22:03:37): Rofl elan_einlhander (22:03:41): I cracked up vencabot_teppoo (22:03:43): You can't run in a skirt. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:48): John did, too. elan_einlhander (22:03:49): But she flew vencabot_teppoo (22:03:56): You're right... vencabot_teppoo (22:03:57): ROFL. elan_einlhander (22:04:01): So she TORE it off elan_einlhander (22:04:05): Good times I say vencabot_teppoo (22:07:35): Dude, I'm gonna make a new character in Achaea... I think... no. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:39): I'll just play Tactics. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:41): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:08): "Poop" elan_einlhander (22:10:13): Lol elan_einlhander (22:25:06): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (22:25:11): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:13): That's nice. elan_einlhander (22:25:20): JESUS CHRIST vencabot_teppoo (22:25:49): That sound can break earth. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:52): SO she must be def. elan_einlhander (22:26:04): *shrug* elan_einlhander (22:27:32): Koree finaly "convinced" me to download Gunbound vencabot_teppoo (22:30:41): Gunbound? elan_einlhander (22:30:54): The game he's been babbling for me to play vencabot_teppoo (22:31:02): What is it? elan_einlhander (22:31:11): He says kinda like worms elan_einlhander (22:32:04): Figured I owed it to him for fixing my compy vencabot_teppoo (22:32:18): But what about all of the money he owes you? elan_einlhander (22:32:30): *shrug* elan_einlhander (22:36:30): Dude, if Wonder Woman were chained up in MY house..... elan_einlhander (22:36:34): I dunno vencabot_teppoo (22:36:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:42:40): What was due for Psychology again? vencabot_teppoo (22:42:55): Well, we have a test monday. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:02): I don't think anything else is DUE monday. elan_einlhander (22:43:05): I don't care, I ned homeword elan_einlhander (22:43:17): wow my typing is off vencabot_teppoo (22:43:20): Just like there's a problem with your netword? vencabot_teppoo (22:43:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:43:32): somethin about me and d's vencabot_teppoo (22:45:35): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:45:45): Now this is gettin lame vencabot_teppoo (22:46:31): Quote John: vencabot_teppoo (22:46:34): "Wow, he slashed her." elan_einlhander (22:46:40): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:46:45): John is a moron. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:46): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:41): HAIR-PIN!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:47:48): His multimillion-dollar inventions. elan_einlhander (22:47:53): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:47:57): And a hair-pin vencabot_teppoo (22:48:08): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:48:12): Flash is awesome. elan_einlhander (22:48:22): Way to kill him elan_einlhander (22:48:51): Woah vencabot_teppoo (22:48:51): Way to not explode. elan_einlhander (22:50:20): He seriously should have imploded elan_einlhander (22:50:28): Or exploded, whichever elan_einlhander (22:51:27): HOLY SHIT vencabot_teppoo (22:52:11): Why is Batman SO bad? vencabot_teppoo (22:52:23): He should change his name to Badman. elan_einlhander (22:52:26): WHERE is SuperMan? vencabot_teppoo (22:52:41): Batman is awesome. elan_einlhander (22:53:16): I thought, they were in the space thing? elan_einlhander (22:53:20): Oh elan_einlhander (22:53:21): THEY are vencabot_teppoo (22:53:58): WHOA elan_einlhander (22:54:00): Holy god elan_einlhander (22:54:47): Way to be slick Batman elan_einlhander (22:55:08): brb vencabot_teppoo (22:55:12): Ok. elan_einlhander (23:00:44): Yo vencabot_teppoo (23:00:58): I like this song more and more every time I hear it. elan_einlhander (23:01:17): Ditto, hehe elan_einlhander (23:02:10): Hey it DIDN'T start over vencabot_teppoo (23:09:09): How come some people call her "Miss Ao"... vencabot_teppoo (23:09:14): I swear, her name is Misao. vencabot_teppoo (23:09:28): Or Misaou, actually. elan_einlhander (23:09:29): It is vencabot_teppoo (23:10:07): ~VT shows up with guitar~ OR CAN WE?! elan_einlhander (23:10:18): Dunna elan_einlhander (23:11:59): Crap I forgot to chew elan_einlhander (23:12:04): Swallowed it whole vencabot_teppoo (23:12:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:12:28): Hope I don't choke and die vencabot_teppoo (23:12:40): Lol elan_einlhander (23:13:04): Finally got a Hunter elan_einlhander (23:13:12): And aim vitals is fun vencabot_teppoo (23:13:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:13:26): And ULTIMA SHOT elan_einlhander (23:13:35): O_O vencabot_teppoo (23:13:44): *SHWING* vencabot_teppoo (23:13:49): OUCCCH! elan_einlhander (23:14:55): oh YEAH elan_einlhander (23:14:58): Guess what? vencabot_teppoo (23:16:28): What? elan_einlhander (23:19:35): I got something today vencabot_teppoo (23:20:48): What? elan_einlhander (23:21:10): It's small, square, cobalt vencabot_teppoo (23:21:32): Is it square when it's opened up? vencabot_teppoo (23:21:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:21:44): Not really vencabot_teppoo (23:21:55): Is it an SP? elan_einlhander (23:22:02): Yes sir elan_einlhander (23:22:05): *grin* vencabot_teppoo (23:22:06): Is it God? elan_einlhander (23:22:17): It's very nice vencabot_teppoo (23:22:22): I swear, it's worth the money... vencabot_teppoo (23:22:31): I can't use anything else now, lol. elan_einlhander (23:23:11): Yeah the light is awesome, and I swear it sounds better vencabot_teppoo (23:23:39): I like the way the buttons click... and the weight... and the battery. elan_einlhander (23:23:53): I love how I can fold it up and stuff it away vencabot_teppoo (23:23:53): I can't use the old gameboy because the buttons SQUISH. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:38): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:09): ~plays porno music to devalue the scene~ elan_einlhander (23:25:14): Awwwww vencabot_teppoo (23:25:19): Lol. Sorry. elan_einlhander (23:25:20): Way to ruin it David elan_einlhander (23:25:33): I love the full version of the ending music elan_einlhander (23:25:35): In fact elan_einlhander (23:25:39): I'm gonna play it now vencabot_teppoo (23:25:43): It's really good? elan_einlhander (23:25:49): I think so vencabot_teppoo (23:39:20): Videl is crazy. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:43): My clapping is off-key. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:45): It's a little flat. elan_einlhander (23:42:12): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (23:42:18): ? elan_einlhander (23:42:29): Your clapping is flatr elan_einlhander (23:42:31): flat* vencabot_teppoo (23:42:36): "Katy, you're flat." vencabot_teppoo (23:42:40): Good times. elan_einlhander (23:42:45): Katie* elan_einlhander (23:42:53): Who has ever spelled it Katy? vencabot_teppoo (23:43:12): I would assume a lot of people. elan_einlhander (23:43:23): I wouldn't, that spells "catty" vencabot_teppoo (23:44:39): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:46:34): The last sentence of a post: vencabot_teppoo (23:46:37): another thing that was apparent, she was just a tad drunk..And had been a couple days a week for weeks now.* vencabot_teppoo (23:46:50): A couple days a week for weeks now. vencabot_teppoo (23:46:55): I swear, there should be commas in there. vencabot_teppoo (23:53:36): Just an old friend comin' over now to visit you, aaaand... that's what I've become. ~head-bangs~ elan_einlhander (23:53:52): Shut'cho mouf vencabot_teppoo (23:53:57): ~does as instructed~ elan_einlhander (23:54:04): Good man vencabot_teppoo (23:57:17): ~wonders why the quality of this song is so jacked up on headphones~ vencabot_teppoo (23:58:16): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:58:24): I had action figures just like those when I was a kid. 10-20-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:01): So I'll wake up and be like, "Oh... I still have more than three hours of sleep..." elan_einlhander (0:00:09): I thought about doing that once vencabot_teppoo (0:01:15): I love this episode. elan_einlhander (0:01:24): me too, hehe vencabot_teppoo (0:05:54): WAIT vencabot_teppoo (0:05:57): WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT vencabot_teppoo (0:06:04): If... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:07): ...No. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:10): Croley is... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:12): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:13): ...No. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:22): It's not even worth typing up. elan_einlhander (0:06:25): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:06:28): I think we both thought it vencabot_teppoo (0:06:38): ~laughing~ vencabot_teppoo (0:06:53): ~keeps thinking he should type it but realizing that he shouldn't bother~ vencabot_teppoo (0:06:56): ~its hilarious~ elan_einlhander (0:07:04): Like I mind vencabot_teppoo (0:07:21): If... no. Lol. No, wait... I'm gonna say it... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:28): ...If... stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:34): ...can be... good... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:42): ...like... getting married... or doing homework... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:51): ...Then how... can any... activity... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:54): ...relieve... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): ...stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:58): ...? elan_einlhander (0:08:05): Um elan_einlhander (0:08:07): I vencabot_teppoo (0:08:07): If you play football to relieve stress... elan_einlhander (0:08:11): Wait vencabot_teppoo (0:08:14): ...Aren't you just...adding stress? elan_einlhander (0:08:20): My god elan_einlhander (0:08:24): You're right vencabot_teppoo (0:08:31): I put down "playing video games." vencabot_teppoo (0:08:44): But then I remember something my mom told me, after I was done playing Tekken at Celebration... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:06): She said, "My God, you're all shaky... Those games really stress you out." and I said, "They don't really STRESS ME OUT... they just get me excited." vencabot_teppoo (0:09:13): But... Croley WOULD call that stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:14): "Eustress." elan_einlhander (0:09:24): She would vencabot_teppoo (0:09:27): So... I can't play video games to relieve stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:32): And I can't do ANYTHING to relieve stress. elan_einlhander (0:09:47): This is true, write it down vencabot_teppoo (0:10:07): That's what I'm gonna write. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:31): You can never relieve stress... You can just try and cover up stress with stress. elan_einlhander (0:10:37): Amen elan_einlhander (0:10:43): God we love to prove her wrong vencabot_teppoo (0:10:50): And yet she doesn't give a crap. elan_einlhander (0:10:56): Which is infuriating vencabot_teppoo (0:11:05): I'm over it. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:06): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:11:24): brb vencabot_teppoo (0:16:38): Rofl. Spell check says that "Eustress" isn't even a word. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:39): Get hype. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:50): And dictionary.com has no definition for it. elan_einlhander (0:18:29): Oh my god vencabot_teppoo (0:18:39): Such good times. elan_einlhander (0:19:01): It's prolly not a word and she made it up vencabot_teppoo (0:19:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:26:39): Leyna has no idea what Get hype means vencabot_teppoo (0:26:51): Wow. Way to be white, Leyna. elan_einlhander (0:27:07): Damn California women elan_einlhander (0:27:32): elan_einlhander: No thanks, I have toast jadewashu: oooo jadewashu: honey roasted peanuts too jadewashu: and jadewashu: a can opener jadewashu: for the day jadewashu: when i have cans jadewashu: that require opening elan_einlhander: Get hype chica jadewashu: pardon? elan_einlhander: Never heard the term "get hype"> elan_einlhander: ? jadewashu: you're talking to the least in or with it vocabulary here elan_einlhander: Wow, must be a Michigan thing jadewashu: i say nifty and peachy keen jadewashu: no i don't know what get hype means elan_einlhander: Well I say it to mock those who use it elan_einlhander: Anywho, it's basically, get excited I guess jadewashu: i see vencabot_teppoo (0:27:55): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:30:06): How long do these have to be? elan_einlhander (0:30:34): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:33:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:34:54): Shower time, get hype vencabot_teppoo (0:35:00): Get hype, finished Croley's. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:28): Alright. I'm going to bed. Good night. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:42): I just realized that I spelled "here" wrong in "VT WUZ HEER." vencabot_teppoo (0:54:51): You go ahead and stop to think about that. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:11): I'm so sleepy that it hit me, "Wait a minute... that's not how you spell 'here'..." vencabot_teppoo (0:55:24): I completely forgot that I had MEANT to spell it wrong, because it's trendy... vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): And I felt stupid for a second. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:10): Right elan_einlhander (1:00:14): Good night anyway vencabot_teppoo (1:00:36): Gah... darn drama keeping me up... vencabot_teppoo (1:00:37): >_< vencabot_teppoo (1:00:55): Making me realize, outta nowhere, that I spelled "here" wrong... elan_einlhander (1:00:55): So WATCH TRIGUN vencabot_teppoo (1:01:13): I was just looking at my background... vencabot_teppoo (1:01:16): ...just staring... vencabot_teppoo (1:01:22): and I was like, "...Wait a minute..." vencabot_teppoo (1:01:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:32): "H...E... E?" vencabot_teppoo (1:01:40): "Shouldn't it be... H... E... R?" elan_einlhander (1:01:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:01:51): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:58): Even if my friends hate me. vencabot_teppoo (1:02:01): (Drama) elan_einlhander (1:02:14): *smacks you, affirms that hate* vencabot_teppoo (1:02:19): ~cries~ vencabot_teppoo (1:02:25): ~Mary J. Blige comes in and sings~ vencabot_teppoo (1:02:28): ~makes it all better~ elan_einlhander (1:02:36): no no no, Trigun vencabot_teppoo (1:02:51): Mary J. Blige IN Trigun. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): Doug, don't ever be a woman. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:14): I swear, we come close sometimes... elan_einlhander (1:03:31): Aw poor Vash buddy elan_einlhander (1:03:37): Dropped his doughnuts vencabot_teppoo (1:04:10): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:49): Anyway, I think I can go to bed now. Peace. elan_einlhander (1:05:05): Peace vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): ~making Dahkuri in Achaea because he's bored~ vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:05:51): Get hype elan_einlhander (19:06:00): I'm copying and formating data vencabot_teppoo (19:06:04): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:06:26): And making up a history/diary vencabot_teppoo (19:06:37): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:07:06): It's harder than you'd think vencabot_teppoo (19:07:23): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:09:40): So uh, where do I plug in the text for say, skills and spells? vencabot_teppoo (19:09:53): Where it says "test." vencabot_teppoo (19:09:55): As always. elan_einlhander (19:10:10): I don't see test elan_einlhander (19:10:37): oh wait, there it is vencabot_teppoo (19:10:57): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:11:17): I should prolly center it vencabot_teppoo (19:11:37): Your choice. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:44): If you do, make sure to get rid of the tab. elan_einlhander (19:11:48): I'll try both elan_einlhander (19:12:11): How do I "get rid of the tab"? Just take what you had to put it in and pop a slash in front of it? vencabot_teppoo (19:13:03): Delete "" elan_einlhander (19:13:08): Oh, duh elan_einlhander (19:14:49): Shit elan_einlhander (19:14:58): It's all clumped together, need to make it like a list elan_einlhander (19:15:13): Maybe if I put in a shit load of
after each skill elan_einlhander (19:15:19): Think that would work? elan_einlhander (19:15:58): Well one after each skilll vencabot_teppoo (19:16:09): Save it and let me look at it. "save and continue." elan_einlhander (19:16:22): okay elan_einlhander (19:16:37): go for it vencabot_teppoo (19:16:55): Yeah. Put BRs. elan_einlhander (19:17:08): All righty vencabot_teppoo (19:19:21): harryturney: i want to commit a genocide so bad in mm Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: i need the exp harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL elan_einlhander (19:19:34): LOL elan_einlhander (19:19:44): Needs exp so much he commits genocide vencabot_teppoo (19:21:04): I love the logo for your site. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:06): Who made it? vencabot_teppoo (19:21:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:21:23): Save and lemme see how the BRing is doing. elan_einlhander (19:21:33): Er, okay elan_einlhander (19:21:40): go vencabot_teppoo (19:21:53): You should make it into a table. elan_einlhander (19:22:00): I don't know how vencabot_teppoo (19:22:18): I'll sign off of Achaea and make it for you. elan_einlhander (19:22:30): Wait what's wrong with that? vencabot_teppoo (19:22:37): It looks fugly. elan_einlhander (19:22:41): Hm elan_einlhander (19:23:35): All right, give it a shot elan_einlhander (19:23:45): Should I sign out? vencabot_teppoo (19:23:46): I am. It'll take awhile, but it'll be fun. vencabot_teppoo (19:23:50): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:23:52): Kay elan_einlhander (19:24:35): God my history is gonna suck so much ass elan_einlhander (19:24:43): Oh yeah, you'll need my spells too elan_einlhander (19:24:46): Hang on elan_einlhander (19:25:39): u hoh elan_einlhander (19:25:41): uh oh* vencabot_teppoo (19:25:43): ? elan_einlhander (19:26:01): Are you logged on it or somethin?> vencabot_teppoo (19:26:05): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:26:10): hang on elan_einlhander (19:26:25): Wow that's cluttered, all right go ahead vencabot_teppoo (19:26:40): Can I log on, now? I wanna see how this looks. elan_einlhander (19:26:54): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:26:59): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:34:06): Wow, Colwyn's site is sad elan_einlhander (19:34:15): I don't feel so bad about mine now, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:34:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:34:57): I'm awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:35:26): Go to www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html vencabot_teppoo (19:35:40): I'm SLOWLY encoding ALL of your proficiencies, but that's what it'll look like. elan_einlhander (19:36:02): Wow elan_einlhander (19:36:06): Thanks yo vencabot_teppoo (19:36:19): I'm so awesome I could crap myself. ~needs not your thanks... just likes gloating, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (19:48:29): You are 41 proficiencies, right? elan_einlhander (19:48:59): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:56:50): www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html vencabot_teppoo (19:56:52): Worship me! elan_einlhander (19:57:07): Now for spells, lol elan_einlhander (19:57:23): Which I have twenty more of vencabot_teppoo (19:57:25): Lol. Dude, look at the source of the page and look at how much crazy HTML that was. elan_einlhander (19:57:32): *looks* vencabot_teppoo (20:00:16): Dude, this is so much fun, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:17): I love HTML. elan_einlhander (20:02:10): HOLY GOD THAT'S ALOT OF CODING vencabot_teppoo (20:02:20): Yes, yes it is. vencabot_teppoo (20:02:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:04:30): So, you made each one a table? vencabot_teppoo (20:04:43): I made each one a row of data. It's all one table. elan_einlhander (20:04:46): Oh vencabot_teppoo (20:04:50): You have to put the font stuff in each cell. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:55): Which really beefed it up. elan_einlhander (20:04:58): Ah vencabot_teppoo (20:15:13): Goku ~Angel of light~ (#1217205233); idle 0 seconds ~he slowly appeared in the castle in a bunch of wavy lines~ vencabot_teppoo (20:15:17): That's his post. elan_einlhander (20:15:42): Wpw elan_einlhander (20:15:44): WoW* elan_einlhander (20:15:50): I wish ~I~ could be that sweet vencabot_teppoo (20:15:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:07): www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html elan_einlhander (20:26:36): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (20:26:42): How do I do it? Lol. elan_einlhander (20:26:49): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (20:27:27): I love that logo. That font kicks butt, and your color idea for the border is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:38): It really works with all of the black, red, and white. vencabot_teppoo (20:29:07): Your page looks like mine, but EINLHANDER-fied. It's awesome. elan_einlhander (20:29:14): Lol elan_einlhander (20:45:19): Well congratulate me for I have completely lost my focus vencabot_teppoo (20:51:25): Congrats. elan_einlhander (20:51:33): Thanks elan_einlhander (20:55:06): Colwyn tells you 'how did you get your skills/spells so nice?' vencabot_teppoo (20:55:13): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:55:17): SOOooooo tempted to take the credit for it vencabot_teppoo (20:55:49): "Well I just plugged in the table HTML and reconfigured the Java-map basis to recognize the number and percentage of each skill." vencabot_teppoo (20:55:51): Quote Doug. elan_einlhander (20:57:10): Lol, I'm telling him that vencabot_teppoo (20:57:19): Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:57:19): Colwyn tells you 'that just confused me elan_einlhander (20:57:22): Good times vencabot_teppoo (20:57:28): Such good times. elan_einlhander (20:57:37): Lol, I'll tell him eventually that you did it elan_einlhander (20:57:44): It's fun blowing his little mind vencabot_teppoo (20:57:48): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:01:27): I promise I'll put this history in-character someday elan_einlhander (21:01:36): In the meantime it's just easier to do it OOC vencabot_teppoo (21:01:39): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:01:47): Please don't hate me for it Jesus vencabot_teppoo (21:01:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:02:18): How is it I can be so blasphemous, but think so highly of Jesus? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:45): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:50): Jesus has a sense of humor, though. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:51): He's down. elan_einlhander (21:03:23): He is, thus why he's so awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:03:36): For real elan_einlhander (21:04:01): I'm giving a brief synopsis of my life's story in MM, lol elan_einlhander (21:04:16): It's so terrible, I feel sick when I write garbage vencabot_teppoo (21:04:43): Well, its for a good cause. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:47): ~has to work on his page, too~ elan_einlhander (21:05:00): I kinda wish I had one more page for somethin elan_einlhander (21:05:11): Like maybe logs vencabot_teppoo (21:05:17): Well, you can. elan_einlhander (21:05:22): I feel stupid having one being just contacts vencabot_teppoo (21:09:58): In a dream I can see vencabot_teppoo (21:10:00): You are not far away vencabot_teppoo (21:10:11): Anytime, any place vencabot_teppoo (21:10:15): I can see your faaaaace vencabot_teppoo (21:10:20): You are that special one vencabot_teppoo (21:10:26): That I've been waiting for... vencabot_teppoo (21:10:32): And I HOPE you're looking for someone liiiike me. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:32): ^_^ elan_einlhander (21:10:43): Get Hype David vencabot_teppoo (21:10:52): I have, like, 30 remixes of Dreams Dreams. elan_einlhander (21:11:01): Hehe elan_einlhander (21:11:07): Oh that might help me, some music elan_einlhander (21:11:16): I'm so bored back here, all quiet and alone vencabot_teppoo (21:11:23): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:11:51): ~has downloaded the entire CD "Remix NiGHTS: another dreams..."~ elan_einlhander (21:11:59): took so much of my willpowe to turn my gameboy off vencabot_teppoo (21:12:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:52): *hopes putting on Open Your Heart is not a bad idea* elan_einlhander (21:13:29): Uh oh, getting hype *hair starting to stand on end* elan_einlhander (21:13:46): *slowly turning gold, sticking further up* vencabot_teppoo (21:15:07): Go Doug, go Doug. elan_einlhander (21:16:02): *feet lifting off ground, golden aura starting to glow out of skin* elan_einlhander (21:16:11): *eyes turn red* vencabot_teppoo (21:16:27): ~red is so much cooler than blue or green or whatever~ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:41): ~thinks Sonic would kick Goku around like a soccer-ball~ elan_einlhander (21:17:02): ~agrees totally~ vencabot_teppoo (21:19:15): ~jams to 80s music~ elan_einlhander (21:19:27): *jams to Shadow music* vencabot_teppoo (21:19:34): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:01): Pretty in pink... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:04): Isn't she?... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:08): Pretty in pink... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:09): Isn't she... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:10): ~jams~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:13): ~continues jamming~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:16): ~hates music~ elan_einlhander (21:25:31): Aw vencabot_teppoo (21:25:47): ~hates every song that gives him painful memories~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:53): ~hates 98% of music, but still loves it, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:56): ~is a masachist~ elan_einlhander (21:26:01): ~ditto* elan_einlhander (21:26:09): Finally plugged my profile in vencabot_teppoo (21:26:25): Doug cuts himself, but its to use physical pain to distract him from his emotional pain. elan_einlhander (21:26:35): It's true vencabot_teppoo (21:26:43): I swear, that's the stupidest strategy ever. elan_einlhander (21:26:48): Go look at the profile to see if it formatted well vencabot_teppoo (21:26:57): If I cut MYSELF to distract myself from the emotional pain... I'd just be sad AND bloody. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:59): ~goes to check~ elan_einlhander (21:27:18): Oh oops vencabot_teppoo (21:27:21): You should put something on the homepage, lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:23): I see an errror already vencabot_teppoo (21:27:40): ~doesn't see the profile~ vencabot_teppoo (21:27:44): Did you save it? elan_einlhander (21:27:52): yup, just did, go vencabot_teppoo (21:28:14): Looks nice, but you should UNCENTER and instead use the tab. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:24): Text that small, with that much, doesn't look good centered. elan_einlhander (21:28:31): Maybe, we'll see vencabot_teppoo (21:28:58): ~loves the simplistic design of the site~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:13): ~the black and white logo with that font, on the background of roses...~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:17): We did good on this page, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:20): I guess it takes two. elan_einlhander (21:29:21): Get hype elan_einlhander (21:29:22): Lol elan_einlhander (21:29:28): It was all you though vencabot_teppoo (21:29:56): God bless Grsites for that background, too. elan_einlhander (21:30:31): Indeed so, Leyna showed me some nice angel feather ones though elan_einlhander (21:30:38): I might use that for other pages later vencabot_teppoo (21:30:41): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:32:03): I never thought I'd meet a girl like you... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:07): Meet a girl like you... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:18): AND I RAN! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:20): I RAN SO FAR AWAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:24): I JUST RAN! elan_einlhander (21:32:25): I RAN SO FAR AWAY* vencabot_teppoo (21:32:27): I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:31): COULDN'T GET AWAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:33): ~headbangs~ elan_einlhander (21:33:47): A sepulchral voice announces, 'Xuro has been enrolled in Clan Whisper!' elan_einlhander (21:33:51): Son of a freaking bitch elan_einlhander (21:33:59): I LOOK AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS vencabot_teppoo (21:34:01): Yeesh. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:34:09): I should leave, christ elan_einlhander (21:34:26): I mean I already hate it in there, and now I got all these people popping in vencabot_teppoo (21:34:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:36:00): There, look at it again vencabot_teppoo (21:36:05): Ok. elan_einlhander (21:36:27): Colwyn tells you 'they leaches!!!' elan_einlhander (21:36:31): Good god he's right vencabot_teppoo (21:36:33): Way better. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:38): He's right. elan_einlhander (21:36:41): I feel used vencabot_teppoo (21:36:49): ? elan_einlhander (21:37:03): Nothin vencabot_teppoo (21:37:24): harryturney: oh crap...i didnt call rachel harryturney: oh well elan_einlhander (21:37:41): Lol, she was right, he didn't call her vencabot_teppoo (21:37:48): Harry is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:01): He raises the awesomeness of a group by at least a few points. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:43): Such classic techno. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:40): Vencabot_Teppoo: Dorks don't ever have sex... so we can't make MORE dorks. Vencabot_Teppoo: So, we have to recruit. elan_einlhander (21:47:58): Lol, so true elan_einlhander (21:58:17): Okay that's enough gay history elan_einlhander (22:00:35): Oops vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): ? elan_einlhander (22:00:41): I always forget vencabot_teppoo (22:00:45): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:01:35): Get hype elan_einlhander (22:01:44): And don't even comment on the history vencabot_teppoo (22:01:48): Ok, lol. elan_einlhander (22:02:04): Okay, three down and one/two/three to go vencabot_teppoo (22:02:25): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:03:44): Man what should I put on the contacts page? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:55): Your e-mail.. messengers. elan_einlhander (22:03:56): Hotmail, yahoo mail, messengers elan_einlhander (22:04:13): Can't think of what to write though elan_einlhander (22:20:35): okay, contacts down, go check it out vencabot_teppoo (22:20:57): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:57): I?fm always up for a good RP or game discussion, (I?fm often considered quite the Game Guru of old). elan_einlhander (22:22:28): What the fuck did you do? vencabot_teppoo (22:22:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:40): Try reloading. elan_einlhander (22:23:03): Looks fine to me vencabot_teppoo (22:23:17): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (22:23:27): Why is it doing that for you? vencabot_teppoo (22:23:34): I dunno. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:40): I refreshed and it still does it. elan_einlhander (22:23:47): God damn it elan_einlhander (22:24:23): Okay, why WOULD something do that? vencabot_teppoo (22:24:59): Yahoo! does it sometimes when it encodes things wrong... when you save, a surge happens. That's why I suggest looking over your HTML, and reloading. elan_einlhander (22:25:09): *sighs* elan_einlhander (22:26:17): Well I won't be able to know if it works or not since it loads fine for me regardless elan_einlhander (22:26:38): Here, you check the HTML on it vencabot_teppoo (22:31:01): I'm gonna log onto your Yahoo! and see if I can fix it. elan_einlhander (22:31:07): Lay elan_einlhander (22:31:09): Kay* vencabot_teppoo (22:32:16): There, all fixed. elan_einlhander (22:32:29): So it loads fine for you? vencabot_teppoo (22:32:45): Now it does. Like I thought, the encoding was dirty. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:57): Happens to me a lot on Yahoo!... and by a lot, I mean once every 15 times or so. elan_einlhander (22:33:07): ~nods~ Long as it's fixed vencabot_teppoo (22:33:11): But usually only if I'm using Japanese font. O_o elan_einlhander (22:34:02): Hey, think you could add a page for logs? vencabot_teppoo (22:34:12): Sure. elan_einlhander (22:34:15): Sweetness vencabot_teppoo (22:34:32): I'll show ya how to do it later so you can do it yourself, but for now I'll just add it myself. elan_einlhander (22:34:44): Thanks, I'd like to learn someday elan_einlhander (22:40:56): Man straightening these logs is gonna suck vencabot_teppoo (22:41:07): ~that's what he's doing right now~ vencabot_teppoo (22:41:16): ~for hisself~ elan_einlhander (22:41:21): I was gonna sa elan_einlhander (22:41:24): say* elan_einlhander (22:43:14): What should I put on the homepage? I haven't even thought about it vencabot_teppoo (22:44:27): A greeting. elan_einlhander (22:44:33): Oh yeah, we need to add a link to go back to the homepage vencabot_teppoo (22:45:05): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:45:34): Killlaa Camm: man, sleeping pills are amazing Killlaa Camm: this is so cool Killlaa Camm: its like im really tired but I wont let myself go to bed and everythings fuzzy Killlaa Camm: and listsening to miles Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Killlaa Camm: I wanmt to take andother but dont watn to O Ds Vencabot Teppoo: ~nods~ Killlaa Camm: hshe ths is cfool elan_einlhander (22:46:02): Lol, he's trippin out vencabot_teppoo (22:47:12): Vencabot Teppoo: ~pats back~ You oGAY, Cameron? You know, people learn things about themselves when gay're trippin'... elan_einlhander (22:47:28): pffft vencabot_teppoo (22:55:27): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (22:55:33): *pats back& vencabot_teppoo (22:55:34): Good times. elan_einlhander (22:55:41): Wow, vile vencabot_teppoo (22:55:46): Lol. Really. elan_einlhander (22:55:50): As if to MOCK you vencabot_teppoo (22:55:56): Good times, though. elan_einlhander (22:56:04): *punches you in the face very manly* vencabot_teppoo (22:56:10): ~nods and falls over backwards~ elan_einlhander (22:57:32): Sorry to make you code all this junk vencabot_teppoo (22:57:49): It's cool. I'm taking my time. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:56): Still have plenty of time. elan_einlhander (22:58:02): Don't forget the link too vencabot_teppoo (22:58:08): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:58:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:03): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:59:09): Man that's vencabot_teppoo (22:59:18): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): It's funny. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:35): Every time she leaves I'm like, "Eh, I'm a little emotionally shaken up, but I'm fine." vencabot_teppoo (22:59:39): And then she comes on again, and off again. elan_einlhander (22:59:43): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:05:00): Lol. God bless the fact that Doug has Ericka on his contact list, or else I'd think I was going insane. elan_einlhander (23:05:09): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:05:15): Want me to take her off? vencabot_teppoo (23:05:28): "Knock knock knock" "AHHHH!!!!" "Knock knock knock" "AHHHHH!!!!" "knock knock knock" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: vencabot_teppoo (23:05:46): Nah, I rather like you having her on your Yahoo!... Like I said, so I know I'm not crazy. elan_einlhander (23:05:54): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:06:03): ~almost done with his crazy songs page~ vencabot_teppoo (23:06:09): ~its looking pretty nice~ vencabot_teppoo (23:06:20): ~and then he'll add the links you want~ elan_einlhander (23:06:27): No rush vencabot_teppoo (23:06:41): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:11:50): -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): Whoa. elan_einlhander (23:12:58): Woah? vencabot_teppoo (23:13:11): I wonder if she's having connection problems. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:56): When you're trying to stop cussing, you realize how much others cuss. elan_einlhander (23:16:15): Yup elan_einlhander (23:18:00): Kuramaa asks, 'Wanna help me pk?' elan_einlhander (23:18:07): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:18:07): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (23:18:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:12): I'm in the Tower vencabot_teppoo (23:18:15): Ah. elan_einlhander (23:18:19): I laughed at him elan_einlhander (23:18:27): I formed though, lord knows why vencabot_teppoo (23:18:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:30): LOL elan_einlhander (23:19:47): So how goes the songs? vencabot_teppoo (23:19:58): On the last one, "Fun with Deagon." elan_einlhander (23:20:10): Lol elan_einlhander (23:20:13): That was a good one vencabot_teppoo (23:20:18): It was. elan_einlhander (23:20:27): Then again, they all were vencabot_teppoo (23:20:35): "This timeless clock is priceless, wouldn't you agree?" vencabot_teppoo (23:20:37): -VT. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:08): "I am not Murphy. Who the Hell is Murphy." vencabot_teppoo (23:21:14): -Deagon vencabot_teppoo (23:27:39): None of my NON-masculine friends are on when I need them, rofl. elan_einlhander (23:27:59): Thanks? vencabot_teppoo (23:28:08): You jerk. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:09): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:28:24): I'm going to work on your site, now. Just after I make my gimpy little brother some soup. elan_einlhander (23:28:34): Lol, way to be his b- elan_einlhander (23:28:37): uh, slave vencabot_teppoo (23:28:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:45): Brb. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:10): Back... elan_einlhander (23:37:28): Woop vencabot_teppoo (23:49:17): Sorry... I'm getting to work, now. elan_einlhander (23:49:37): Kayo elan_einlhander (23:53:13): Evil Nixon is awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:53:30): He is, heehee. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:52): WHAT?! 10-21-03 elan_einlhander (0:00:01): I'm intervieing someone.......... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:14): Fooly Cooly is on... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:19): and I don't even wanna watch... elan_einlhander (0:00:19): FOOLY COOLY????/ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:24): ~turns it off...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:03:28): ...I'm... done working on your webpage, yo. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:33): ...I'm gonna work on Physics... elan_einlhander (0:05:17): Kay elan_einlhander (0:05:25): And ~I~ will interview this good elan_einlhander (0:05:28): goon* elan_einlhander (0:18:24): Go.......logs....... elan_einlhander (0:18:57): Check it, see if it's "acceptable" elan_einlhander (0:19:14): Oh waut elan_einlhander (0:19:15): wait* elan_einlhander (0:19:18): I fu- elan_einlhander (0:19:20): screwed up elan_einlhander (0:19:24): Hang on vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): brushing teeth vencabot_teppoo (0:30:25): ... elan_einlhander (0:30:33): Last page elan_einlhander (0:30:34): I think vencabot_teppoo (0:30:35): ...Anything you want me to do? elan_einlhander (0:30:45): Check the logs page vencabot_teppoo (0:30:50): Ok... elan_einlhander (0:31:18): what's got you so down all of a sudden? vencabot_teppoo (0:31:49): ~sighs deeply and slumps~ Lots of stuff... ~looking at page~ vencabot_teppoo (0:31:55): And by lots of stuff... vencabot_teppoo (0:31:57): I mean one big thing. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:32:02): Oh, that? vencabot_teppoo (0:32:27): ~nods slowly, really feeling like crap~ Yeah... Dude, the log page looks great... elan_einlhander (0:32:41): I'm just putting the one paragraph for the homepage elan_einlhander (0:32:48): I guess vencabot_teppoo (0:33:02): Awesome. It's taken me so long, and me and you whipped yours up in one night, lol. elan_einlhander (0:33:11): Lol, it's thanks to you, not me elan_einlhander (0:33:18): I owe yah one vencabot_teppoo (0:33:33): Well, you have the drive to CARE... If it was JUST me, I'd be done with mine by now... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:43): ~loves that logo...~ elan_einlhander (0:33:46): Lol elan_einlhander (0:33:52): Yes your logo is pretty awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:34:09): ~doesn't have that font... staccatto or whatever~ elan_einlhander (0:34:19): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:34:19): ~wishes he could just download fonts, but you have to buy them...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:25): ~...which makes such little sense...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:28): ~...they're fonts...~ elan_einlhander (0:34:45): For real elan_einlhander (0:34:55): Well, look it over, I think I'm ready to turn it in vencabot_teppoo (0:35:35): Oh... rename your index.htm file as index.html elan_einlhander (0:35:49): Where at? vencabot_teppoo (0:36:07): All the links go to "index.html," and that doesn't work. Oh... You know how you click the box on the file manager and select "edit" to eidt? elan_einlhander (0:36:20): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:36:32): Well, click the box for "index.htm" and instead of clicking "Edit" click "rename." vencabot_teppoo (0:36:40): And then, in the rename box, type "index.html" elan_einlhander (0:36:53): Done vencabot_teppoo (0:37:15): Alright, everything works now. vencabot_teppoo (0:37:38): Oh... vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): And you misspelled "protect" on the opening page. elan_einlhander (0:37:50): Aw elan_einlhander (0:38:05): Way to not spellcheck spellcheck vencabot_teppoo (0:38:27): I don't wanna go to art tomorrow... elan_einlhander (0:38:53): *pats back* elan_einlhander (0:38:57): wish I could help vencabot_teppoo (0:39:14): ...Art sucks so much... we get swamped with work... vencabot_teppoo (0:39:29): ...It's a blow-off class, so most people just don't bother and fail it... but I dun wanna... vencabot_teppoo (0:40:33): Anyway, I don't have any reason to stay up, so good night... elan_einlhander (0:40:46): Peace out, thanks again vencabot_teppoo (0:41:11): No problem, yo. 'Twas fun... vencabot_teppoo (0:41:30): ~scurries to bed...~ elan_einlhander (20:15:25): Yo vencabot_teppoo (20:15:30): Hail. elan_einlhander (20:16:00): I'm so very tired vencabot_teppoo (20:16:07): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:16:21): *eats a cupcake* vencabot_teppoo (20:18:40): I need to nap... I'll be back in an hour. elan_einlhander (20:18:55): Okay, I may not be though vencabot_teppoo (20:19:08): Alright. Sorry. >_< vencabot_teppoo (22:05:24): Crazy, crazy senseis. elan_einlhander (22:05:44): So many crazy seneis vencabot_teppoo (22:06:02): Stark sensei. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:06): Sakai Sensei vencabot_teppoo (22:06:14): Nibannihonjin sensei vencabot_teppoo (22:06:19): Kiddo Sensei. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:38): Quad-sensei action. elan_einlhander (22:06:43): *shudder* vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): Ni ban Nihon-jin Sensei is what I've dubbed her. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:17): I want to take this Croley project as my chance to finally, unappologetically say that I'm not insane, but the entire world is. elan_einlhander (23:02:45): Oops vencabot_teppoo (23:02:48): And tell the class exactly how "insane" I am. elan_einlhander (23:02:50): I forgot about that vencabot_teppoo (23:02:58): I'm gonna pull an all-nighter. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:53): Wow, FST homework was easy. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:58): And yet, everyone was struggling so bad. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:03): ~is good at math, and doesn't know why~ elan_einlhander (23:57:07): Colwyn came to me for help, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:57:12): For what? Lol. elan_einlhander (23:57:20): I kindly reminded him I don't have FST vencabot_teppoo (23:57:27): Oh, lol.Colwyn has FST? elan_einlhander (23:57:34): And by kindly I mean rudely elan_einlhander (23:57:36): I guess so vencabot_teppoo (23:57:43): How late are you going to stay up? elan_einlhander (23:58:03): Hopefully not much longer elan_einlhander (23:58:09): I wanted to go early, but Lali needs me vencabot_teppoo (23:58:16): Ah, I see... vencabot_teppoo (23:58:43): I might just ignore that Croley paper tonight. vencabot_teppoo (23:58:55): And do it tomorrow night, when I know that I won't have any other homework. 10-19-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:38): ...It's been so long since I've RPed as the REAL VT in Chatalot that I've forgotten what he wears... elan_einlhander (0:00:48): Burning pants vencabot_teppoo (0:00:52): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:54): He IS the Burner. elan_einlhander (0:03:52): You gonna be up around noon tomorrow? vencabot_teppoo (0:03:59): Uh... Why? elan_einlhander (0:04:18): Just curious vencabot_teppoo (0:04:24): Well, I wasn't planning on it. elan_einlhander (0:04:30): Okay vencabot_teppoo (0:04:38): I could be, though, if there was a reason. elan_einlhander (0:04:53): I won't put you out of your way vencabot_teppoo (0:05:09): For what? elan_einlhander (0:05:18): You forgot already? vencabot_teppoo (0:05:43): Noon... tomorrow... vencabot_teppoo (0:05:45): OOOH!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:05:58): Dude, where do I have to go? elan_einlhander (0:06:24): Well we found out you have to be teleported there elan_einlhander (0:06:25): but vencabot_teppoo (0:06:29): O_o elan_einlhander (0:06:32): Leyna tells the formation 'Ohlmin thinks I can ask and they'll let me come' elan_einlhander (0:06:37): ft oops elan_einlhander (0:06:44): Er, well yeah elan_einlhander (0:06:57): I think if you ask they let you come elan_einlhander (0:06:58): Maybe vencabot_teppoo (0:07:07): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (0:08:19): Are you gonna have a party? vencabot_teppoo (0:08:26): I mean, if you have to be teleported there... vencabot_teppoo (0:08:33): It seems like it won't be any fun. Probably just the bare essentials. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:03): "You wanna marry her?" "Yeah." ~turns~ "You wanna marry him?" "Definately." elan_einlhander (0:09:24): Well I know, it pry only means much to me elan_einlhander (0:10:26): Go ahead and sleep in vencabot_teppoo (0:11:15): I'll attend the actual party, when its just you and friends. When's that gonna be, and where? vencabot_teppoo (0:11:18): I'll get there tonight. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:22): So I don't have to go tomorrow. elan_einlhander (0:11:32): I wasn't really planning on a party elan_einlhander (0:11:38): I mean we could have one elan_einlhander (0:11:45): I just doubted anyone would come vencabot_teppoo (0:12:15): Well, like I said, the actual HANDFASTING sounds like its just gonna be the bare essentials. Probably all the people that wanna get married at once, in one big room, and all get married... YOU need a personal party. elan_einlhander (0:12:37): Well, no one would come, so I dunno vencabot_teppoo (0:12:44): What about your clan? vencabot_teppoo (0:12:49): Cameron? elan_einlhander (0:12:58): Wouldn't stay or anything vencabot_teppoo (0:13:02): For real? elan_einlhander (0:13:04): Awful short notice vencabot_teppoo (0:13:33): Well, think about it. Ask them tonight and see what they say to it. I'll go, regardless, unless I'd be bothering you two. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:06): Dig that fiddle. elan_einlhander (0:18:02): Hm, where should we hold it? vencabot_teppoo (0:18:21): Your place. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:27): Or the Otter, lol. elan_einlhander (0:18:30): No, bad idea vencabot_teppoo (0:18:33): Why? elan_einlhander (0:18:54): My place is no magic, and really far away vencabot_teppoo (0:19:58): Well, I have no idea what is where. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:01): So don't ask me, hehee. elan_einlhander (0:20:23): Leyna said the Tower of Art vencabot_teppoo (0:20:28): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (0:20:34): Now THAT'D be a party. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:20:57): She said EXACTLY that vencabot_teppoo (0:21:05): Really? vencabot_teppoo (0:21:20): Tell her that VT says "Hi." and wants to molest her. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:26): And that he's a sexual predator. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:27): Good times. elan_einlhander (0:21:28): No elan_einlhander (0:21:32): I like Leyna, I won't do that vencabot_teppoo (0:21:38): Aw mayne. vencabot_teppoo (0:22:08): A20 is my favourite character. elan_einlhander (0:22:14): Hehe elan_einlhander (0:22:18): Her face vencabot_teppoo (0:22:53): She's a lying punk, though. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:08): No it's not. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:13): It's adorable. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:16): ~loves the gruntees~ vencabot_teppoo (0:26:20): I'm gonna now download an song from .Hack/Sign. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:01): ZAPPER ZAKU elan_einlhander (0:29:55): There's a good chance I'll get fired for this vencabot_teppoo (0:30:03): Really? elan_einlhander (0:30:15): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:30:29): That sucks. You're willing to risk that? How often do they hold these ceremonies? elan_einlhander (0:30:46): It's always on Sunday, twice a month elan_einlhander (0:30:53): And I work every sunday elan_einlhander (0:30:58): So tough shitte vencabot_teppoo (0:31:03): Well, maybe you could ask for a day off in advance... elan_einlhander (0:31:12): Too late! vencabot_teppoo (0:31:17): Alright. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:19): ~shrugs~ vencabot_teppoo (0:31:23): Not MY job. elan_einlhander (0:31:42): Nope, cuz you're a lazy job-less Mexican vencabot_teppoo (0:31:47): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:31:57): *doesn't even deny it* elan_einlhander (0:36:51): I want some lackey thugs......... vencabot_teppoo (0:37:05): ~turns into a lackey thug~ vencabot_teppoo (0:37:06): MAW. elan_einlhander (0:37:09): *has David, Koree, and Cameron. Lackeys but not thugs* vencabot_teppoo (0:37:15): ~is Mexican~ vencabot_teppoo (0:37:18): ~is half-way there~ elan_einlhander (0:37:19): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (0:37:25): I have half a thug vencabot_teppoo (0:37:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:17): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:43:32): ... elan_einlhander (0:43:33): That commercial ios creepy elan_einlhander (0:43:36): is* vencabot_teppoo (0:43:42): I've never seen it. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:44): Until now. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:28): Good show. elan_einlhander (0:53:36): mhm elan_einlhander (0:57:16): *opens drawer* elan_einlhander (0:57:17): ,,,,, vencabot_teppoo (0:57:21): ... elan_einlhander (0:57:22): *finds pile of money* elan_einlhander (0:57:25): Awesome! vencabot_teppoo (0:57:26): O.O vencabot_teppoo (1:02:53): My name is. vencabot_teppoo (1:02:53): Shakezilla. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:08): The mind-ruler. The old-skoola. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:12): Mic ruler* elan_einlhander (1:03:16): Yeah, bitch vencabot_teppoo (1:03:22): You wanna drink? I'll give it to ya. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:05:37): That's a turn on vencabot_teppoo (1:06:11): ? elan_einlhander (1:06:27): Justice League, Wonder Woman's torn up clothes vencabot_teppoo (1:07:15): Heehee. elan_einlhander (1:08:47): God they're lesbians elan_einlhander (1:08:54): And wonder woman is hot in scarlet vencabot_teppoo (1:09:04): I wanna be yo crystal baller... vencabot_teppoo (1:09:10): ~nods to the music~ vencabot_teppoo (1:09:18): Wonder Woman is tall. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:32): ~is not turned on by Wonder Woman at all, lol~ elan_einlhander (1:09:44): Aw vencabot_teppoo (1:11:05): TRY AND TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. ~jams~ vencabot_teppoo (1:15:50): Dude, that Knights of the Zodiac show made me go download that song by the Flock of Seagulls, lol. elan_einlhander (1:16:02): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:16:04): I couldn't help it. elan_einlhander (1:16:10): I don't blame you vencabot_teppoo (1:16:29): "And I raaaaan. I ran so far awaaaay." That song is catchy. elan_einlhander (1:16:41): It is indeed vencabot_teppoo (1:17:19): This movie looks retarded. elan_einlhander (1:17:39): Yep vencabot_teppoo (1:18:14): ~almost types up more lyrics, but knows how annoying that gets, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (1:18:28): ~just keeps nodding to his music~ vencabot_teppoo (1:19:52): The title of one of the websites that came up on a search on Yahoo: vencabot_teppoo (1:19:52): hack sign ost download, the single Lesbian photos, 'carrier code ... elan_einlhander (1:20:04): What? vencabot_teppoo (1:20:06): The content from that site: vencabot_teppoo (1:20:19): ... hack sign ost download, the single Lesbian photos, 'carrier code' + virgin, clip art precious moments, overnight ... mp3 songs download, gospel music cd's & ... vencabot_teppoo (1:20:33): ...WHAT? elan_einlhander (1:20:40): Wtf are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (1:20:49): Gospel music? .Hack music? Clip-art? Lesbian photos? vencabot_teppoo (1:21:18): It came up on my yahoo search for .Hack//sign music. elan_einlhander (1:21:50): Well I guess download it and find out vencabot_teppoo (1:23:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:38): I'm finally download Blue from Bebop. vencabot_teppoo (1:34:51): ~remembers what VT wears now, but it's too late since he already put him in different clothes~ elan_einlhander (1:35:00): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:35:03): Darn it. vencabot_teppoo (1:35:47): I put him in a brown vest and white, long-sleeved shirt, making him look like an accountant or something... but he's supposed to wear blue armor with spikes on the shoulders, lol. elan_einlhander (1:36:13): Close enough, lol vencabot_teppoo (1:36:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:39:42): WHOA vencabot_teppoo (1:39:47): ~shivers just from Blue starting~ elan_einlhander (1:39:52): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:40:08): This song is awesome. It's the ending theme of the last episode. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:12): With the boys chanting. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:14): ~sniffle~ vencabot_teppoo (1:40:17): Spike, dead. elan_einlhander (1:40:22): *sniff* vencabot_teppoo (1:40:27): Good times... elan_einlhander (1:40:34): Yeah.... vencabot_teppoo (1:40:39): I've never seen a bluer sky.. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:45): I can feel it reaching up, and moving closer... vencabot_teppoo (1:40:49): That's something about this... vencabot_teppoo (1:41:02): Ask myself what its all for... vencabot_teppoo (1:41:08): And ya know, the funny thing about it... vencabot_teppoo (1:41:11): I couldn't answer... vencabot_teppoo (1:41:14): No, I couldn't answer. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:32): And then it turns a deeper shade of blue, and I think that it might be an illusion... vencabot_teppoo (1:41:42): FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE vencabot_teppoo (1:41:51): WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE elan_einlhander (1:41:52): All right enough vencabot_teppoo (1:41:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:56): I know. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:03): Here's another one: vencabot_teppoo (1:51:20): "hack//sign music video clips, import birds into germany, history ..." elan_einlhander (2:08:44): man, I need to whistle and play guitar like Wild Arms, life would be perfect then vencabot_teppoo (2:08:52): It would be. elan_einlhander (2:09:06): Not sure how or why, but it just would vencabot_teppoo (2:09:24): I dunno either, but it would. vencabot_teppoo (2:09:32): I somehow feel like I wouldn't need food or shelter, or money. elan_einlhander (2:09:42): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (2:09:53): I'd just ride through the desert, whistling and strumming. elan_einlhander (2:10:29): And nothing we couldn't handle would happen vencabot_teppoo (2:10:34): For real. vencabot_teppoo (2:10:51): ~VT is his strongest char of Medieval RP, physically...~ ~looks at VT's reincarnation into MM... then back to the original VT...~ vencabot_teppoo (2:10:54): O_o elan_einlhander (2:11:09): What the hell happened there? Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:11:20): Lol. Good times. elan_einlhander (2:11:29): *opens SP like a check book* elan_einlhander (2:11:34): *smiles and plays* vencabot_teppoo (2:11:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:12:45): Kanos are racists, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:12:51): That is so awesome. vencabot_teppoo (2:12:55): Because racism is awesome. elan_einlhander (2:12:59): lol elan_einlhander (2:13:04): so true vencabot_teppoo (2:13:17): Years ago, just making a list of traits for the race... vencabot_teppoo (2:13:23): And deciding that they are racist, rofl. elan_einlhander (2:13:37): heh elan_einlhander (2:14:07): *finally has a summoner* elan_einlhander (2:14:15): *realizes they are cheap bastards* elan_einlhander (2:14:24): Pheonix is so good vencabot_teppoo (2:14:37): That a summon? elan_einlhander (2:14:45): Yup vencabot_teppoo (2:14:52): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (2:15:01): Full-life and damage to the undead vencabot_teppoo (2:15:32): Awesome. elan_einlhander (2:15:43): Indeed so vencabot_teppoo (2:27:10): God, I hate music. vencabot_teppoo (2:27:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:33): Peace, Doug... ~sighs because he doesn't wanna go to bed, but padre is making him~ vencabot_teppoo (2:31:51): ~shivers~ vencabot_teppoo (2:31:53): ~outta nowhere~ vencabot_teppoo (2:31:57): G'night. ~poof~ vencabot_teppoo (12:08:15): And I! I fall down on what to say; Oh something clean- Maybe clever? "Hell, well, whatever!" But that's not what I mean! ~wakes up with song in his head~ elan_einlhander (12:08:29): Rrrrright vencabot_teppoo (12:08:49): What's up, G? vencabot_teppoo (12:08:53): Hey, it's noon. vencabot_teppoo (12:08:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:09:14): Yeah, it's noon, not in the system time though elan_einlhander (12:09:22): it's only eleven there vencabot_teppoo (12:09:24): Oh. vencabot_teppoo (12:11:15): Should I ask if I can attend the handfasting? Who should I ask? elan_einlhander (12:11:47): Kethry I think, but no immortals are visible right now, so we're all sitting around vencabot_teppoo (12:11:56): I see. elan_einlhander (12:12:16): And by "we're all" I mean Leyna and myself vencabot_teppoo (12:12:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:14:11): Victoriana got a Trunk just now..... elan_einlhander (12:14:18): Good sign I think vencabot_teppoo (12:14:21): Awesome. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:16:10): Well, apparently, you'll know who will be handfasting the ceremony... vencabot_teppoo (12:16:15): If not now, then later... vencabot_teppoo (12:16:18): And I should ask THEM. vencabot_teppoo (12:16:21): So tell me. elan_einlhander (12:16:36): Kethry elan_einlhander (12:16:38): I think vencabot_teppoo (12:16:44): Okie. elan_einlhander (12:19:26): I don't like smelling pancakes, and then not getting any vencabot_teppoo (12:19:35): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (12:19:37): That's madness. vencabot_teppoo (12:23:57): I love it when you just sit idle for a long time. vencabot_teppoo (12:24:05): And then you start seeing people disappear in a silver mist. elan_einlhander (12:24:21): Hehe elan_einlhander (12:24:26): Man I want pancakes now........ elan_einlhander (12:24:29): That was so wrong vencabot_teppoo (12:24:34): Seriously. elan_einlhander (12:24:44): *sobbbing* vencabot_teppoo (12:25:02): ~dries your tears with pancakes... and then throws the soggy things away~ elan_einlhander (12:25:25): brb, I'm gonna unt elan_einlhander (12:25:26): hunt* vencabot_teppoo (12:26:02): Ok? elan_einlhander (12:27:04): No, no no no no no elan_einlhander (12:27:28): I go out there, and there's a bowl with pancake batter remnants in it, a used fry pan, and a heap of syrupy dishes elan_einlhander (12:27:32): This is sick! vencabot_teppoo (12:28:02): It is. elan_einlhander (12:29:08): Leyna gives you a pancake. elan_einlhander (12:29:15): Leyna says, 'I always have one on hand for just such an emergency.' elan_einlhander (12:29:21): Bless her vencabot_teppoo (12:29:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:39): YESSS!!!! elan_einlhander (12:30:53): What? vencabot_teppoo (12:30:53): Axcelite shouts 'SHUT UP WAKKA' elan_einlhander (12:31:03): ROFL elan_einlhander (12:31:17): YOU should come to SIGIL elan_einlhander (12:33:43): I played Tactics before falling asleep last night vencabot_teppoo (12:33:52): ? elan_einlhander (12:34:01): IN PITCH BLACK DARKNESS vencabot_teppoo (12:34:14): It was awesome, wasn't it? elan_einlhander (12:34:19): So awesome elan_einlhander (12:34:25): I could see it perfectly vencabot_teppoo (12:34:48): It makes it worth the money. elan_einlhander (12:35:14): I swear just that does elan_einlhander (12:35:20): I said exactly that elan_einlhander (12:35:24): Out loud too elan_einlhander (12:35:36): "Man being able to play in the dark makes this all worth it" vencabot_teppoo (12:35:53): I like playing in the dark more than playing in the light. elan_einlhander (12:36:03): As do I elan_einlhander (12:36:05): Oops elan_einlhander (12:36:15): I accidentally started battle two members short vencabot_teppoo (12:36:22): Oops. elan_einlhander (12:37:05): Let's pray on the luck of Chroma Gem to shift things elan_einlhander (12:37:10): Woop,. worked vencabot_teppoo (12:37:20): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (12:37:25): But it prolly missed everyone, lol. elan_einlhander (12:37:28): At least we're in the Jagd elan_einlhander (12:37:32): So I can do what I want elan_einlhander (12:38:24): Alchemy is awesome vencabot_teppoo (12:38:49): ? elan_einlhander (12:39:20): Alchemy skill vencabot_teppoo (12:39:25): ... vencabot_teppoo (12:39:29): I mean, what makes it awesome vencabot_teppoo (12:39:29): ? elan_einlhander (12:39:32): Oh elan_einlhander (12:39:38): You don't have an Alchemist? elan_einlhander (12:39:40): Aw vencabot_teppoo (12:39:45): I don't think so. elan_einlhander (12:39:55): Well, I have death, meteor and you get the item command vencabot_teppoo (12:40:03): Cool. elan_einlhander (12:40:15): Death is nice elan_einlhander (12:40:20): fifty percent from the front vencabot_teppoo (12:40:27): Yikes. elan_einlhander (12:40:36): seventy from behind vencabot_teppoo (12:40:46): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (12:40:47): That's cheap. elan_einlhander (12:40:59): Yeah, every class seems to have at least one cheap skill vencabot_teppoo (12:41:39): Crap... vencabot_teppoo (12:41:44): Darn TIME!!! vencabot_teppoo (12:42:02): ~told his dad that he could get on for thirty minutes...~ Is the handfasting gonna take place in twenty minutes? vencabot_teppoo (12:42:42): Or what? elan_einlhander (12:42:55): I doubt it elan_einlhander (12:43:02): Go ahead vencabot_teppoo (12:43:31): Ok. I'll be back ASAP. You're gonna log it, right? And I'll chill with ya afterwards. vencabot_teppoo (12:43:34): IF i miss it. vencabot_teppoo (12:43:42): So I better let him on NOW! PEACE! elan_einlhander (12:43:45): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (12:43:45): ~scurries off~ vencabot_teppoo (13:11:57): How's time lookin? elan_einlhander (13:12:04): Wel, Kethry is on vencabot_teppoo (13:12:10): OOk. elan_einlhander (13:12:21): wait vencabot_teppoo (13:12:35): Oops. vencabot_teppoo (13:12:38): Too late. elan_einlhander (13:13:04): No I mean don't ask or anything yet vencabot_teppoo (13:13:11): Too late, that's what I meant. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:21): I just asked when you said "WAIT." elan_einlhander (13:13:31): aw vencabot_teppoo (13:13:38): What's wrong? vencabot_teppoo (13:13:41): What'd I do? vencabot_teppoo (13:13:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:13:53): Well I haven't even been informed of anything yet elan_einlhander (13:18:05): Did you see that global shout? vencabot_teppoo (13:18:11): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (13:19:29): I sent her a tell, she's yet to respond though vencabot_teppoo (13:19:41): Same here. vencabot_teppoo (13:19:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:22:48): Guess who's getting married. elan_einlhander (13:22:56): Who's getting married? vencabot_teppoo (13:23:05): Me and and a drunken Halfling girl. Now I just need money. elan_einlhander (13:23:08): Rofl elan_einlhander (13:23:19): I can lend you some cash to handfast *grin* vencabot_teppoo (13:23:21): I asked Kethry to put it on my tab, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (13:23:23): GO DOUG, GO! elan_einlhander (13:23:39): Since I doubt you're serious vencabot_teppoo (13:23:46): I am! vencabot_teppoo (13:23:49): Lend money! elan_einlhander (13:24:05): You are NOT vencabot_teppoo (13:24:08): YES I AM! elan_einlhander (13:24:15): You'll just spend it on booze vencabot_teppoo (13:24:20): No I won't! vencabot_teppoo (13:24:30): It'd be the most awesome thing ever if VT got married! elan_einlhander (13:24:36): Fine.... vencabot_teppoo (13:24:53): ~wonders how he'll pay you back~ vencabot_teppoo (13:25:09): Well, just take it from Dahkuri's old money, lol... even though 3 mill prolly won't cut it. elan_einlhander (13:25:27): I think Cam might be getting handfasted vencabot_teppoo (13:25:32): Lol. To who? elan_einlhander (13:25:32): O_O elan_einlhander (13:25:35): Kiprin elan_einlhander (13:25:47): Don't quote me on it if I'm wrong vencabot_teppoo (13:25:54): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (13:27:56): ~RUNS~ vencabot_teppoo (13:29:32): "Marry me!" vencabot_teppoo (13:29:33): "Sure." vencabot_teppoo (13:29:36): The best thing ever. elan_einlhander (13:29:42): I would log it elan_einlhander (13:29:58): I'm in the bank when you get here vencabot_teppoo (13:29:59): Ok. Where in New Rigel? vencabot_teppoo (13:30:00): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (13:31:57): Lunabell tells you 'r u cummin back now' You nod to all in the room. <636hp 608sp 448st> reply Sure! You tell Lunabell 'Sure!' <636hp 608sp 438st> say I've had 700k, once. 'I've had 700k, once.' you say. <636hp 608sp 456st> Elan says, 'As VT that is' <636hp 608sp 456st> Elan says, 'AaaHhHHhhh..' <636hp 608sp 456st> Lunabell tells you 'i miss u' vencabot_teppoo (13:31:59): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (13:35:26): NOOOO vencabot_teppoo (13:35:30): She has to be level to handfast. elan_einlhander (13:35:40): Oh yeah I forgot vencabot_teppoo (13:35:42): Rofl. elan_einlhander (13:35:46): Better level her quick O_O vencabot_teppoo (13:35:59): I just told Kethry that we HAD to get married. elan_einlhander (13:36:20): Poor buddy, let's go level her, lol vencabot_teppoo (13:36:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:36:47): *drags her to Diocletian, she's level sixty in an hour* vencabot_teppoo (13:37:29): [SAFE]<636hp 608sp 481st> 'Baby!' you exclaim to Lunabell. 'I guess this was a m atch made in Hell!' [SAFE]<636hp 608sp 481st> Celeng stands up. [SAFE]<636hp 608sp 481st> Celeng drifts west. [SAFE]<636hp 608sp 481st> sayto lunabell Forget me, babe. There will be other fi sh in the woods. 'Forget me, babe.' you say to Lunabell. 'There will be other fish in the woods.' [SAFE]<636hp 608sp 486st> sob You sob quietly. How can it hurt soooo much! vencabot_teppoo (13:37:31): YESSS!!! vencabot_teppoo (13:37:40): Suddenly, Lunabell collapses into your arms! What a performance! elan_einlhander (13:37:50): *claps* vencabot_teppoo (13:37:57): "Other fish in the woods." vencabot_teppoo (13:38:02): VT truly IS a GOD! elan_einlhander (13:38:07): he is vencabot_teppoo (13:40:52): VT SHOULD DRINK A GENDER CHANGING POTION! vencabot_teppoo (13:40:56): AND MARRY SOME DUDE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (13:40:59): YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (13:41:09): No he shouldn't vencabot_teppoo (13:41:20): And then be like, "Wait, I'm not a girl." elan_einlhander (13:41:41): Did Kethry answer any of your tells? vencabot_teppoo (13:41:47): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (13:41:59): Not any about being married, and not any about attending the ceremony. elan_einlhander (13:42:03): damn it, Immortals are terrible conversationalists vencabot_teppoo (13:42:16): They are. vencabot_teppoo (13:43:11): Me and Lunabell are drinking our troubles away. vencabot_teppoo (13:43:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:43:34): How touching vencabot_teppoo (13:43:39): Two Halflings. vencabot_teppoo (13:43:41): Just drinking. vencabot_teppoo (13:45:05): 'I live in england' Lunabell says. <636hp 608sp 499st> Lunabell drinks vodka from a bottle of vodka. <636hp 608sp 499st> say Really? You're a Brit? 'Really?' you ask. 'You're a Brit?' <636hp 608sp 499st> 'Yeah' Lunabell says. <636hp 608sp 499st> 'U' Lunabell says. <636hp 608sp 499st> say I'm a Yank. 'I'm a Yank.' you say. <636hp 608sp 499st> cackle You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee. elan_einlhander (13:45:24): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (13:46:46): I WAS ABOUT TO SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON BOOZE! elan_einlhander (13:47:02): ...... elan_einlhander (13:47:22): Okay, Hale's not getting handfasted, whew vencabot_teppoo (13:47:33): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (14:19:30): When are you getting handfasted, for crying out loud? vencabot_teppoo (14:24:28): ~moves at 66,000 mi/h~ vencabot_teppoo (14:34:26): Harry, at the North Gate of Rune. elan_einlhander (14:34:31): Woah vencabot_teppoo (14:34:33): ONLY Harry could pull that off. elan_einlhander (14:34:39): Lol, so true vencabot_teppoo (14:36:35): ~puts on Ride On Shooting Star, full blast~ elan_einlhander (14:41:45): Oh my fucking god vencabot_teppoo (14:41:49): ? elan_einlhander (14:41:51): Kethry is gone vencabot_teppoo (14:42:06): ~rolls his eyes~ God, I hate immortals... elan_einlhander (14:42:09): No no no, we're not fucking playing this game elan_einlhander (14:49:35): Sorry I wasted your time vencabot_teppoo (14:49:42): Dude, I'm sorry... elan_einlhander (14:49:54): No I'm sorry, I called everyone here on a farse vencabot_teppoo (14:50:15): No you didn't. Kethry just punked out, HARD... God, I hope you don't lose your job or anything like that. elan_einlhander (14:50:28): I don't care about that elan_einlhander (14:51:49): bbiab vencabot_teppoo (14:52:02): Bbiab? vencabot_teppoo (15:00:46): When the Heck did I sign off of Yahoo! ? elan_einlhander (15:12:42): I'm back...... vencabot_teppoo (15:12:49): Where'd ya go? elan_einlhander (15:12:53): ... elan_einlhander (15:12:56): Wow I feel loved vencabot_teppoo (15:13:11): Dude, Yahoo! kicked me, and I didn't know where you went. elan_einlhander (15:13:30): I said bbiab vencabot_teppoo (15:13:40): Yeah, and I said, "What?" vencabot_teppoo (15:13:46): I have no idea what that means. elan_einlhander (15:14:02): be back in a bit vencabot_teppoo (15:15:06): Oh. Where'd ya go? elan_einlhander (15:15:20): To vent rage vencabot_teppoo (15:15:26): Sorry. elan_einlhander (15:26:08): Would I have Excel? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:33): I don't think so. I think it's a program you have to bu... Wait... Well, you probably have a program LIKE Excel, at least. Maybe Excel. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:24): You should bitch on the boards about handfasting. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:32): ~just hits him outta left field~ elan_einlhander (15:54:40): No I shouldn't vencabot_teppoo (15:54:47): I totally agree. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:50): You shouldn't. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:55:00): The message boards aren't taken seriously, it would just get me flamed vencabot_teppoo (15:55:09): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (15:55:52): Pretty sad when backdraft does more than beatdown vencabot_teppoo (15:56:03): It can? vencabot_teppoo (15:56:08): Oh yeah, it can. elan_einlhander (15:56:09): Yup vencabot_teppoo (15:56:10): It goes up by level. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:12): I think. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:17): Plus it's flame. elan_einlhander (15:56:19): No, it's cuz my weapon sucks vencabot_teppoo (15:56:26): Ah. elan_einlhander (15:56:29): Bacdraft is raw power elan_einlhander (15:56:33): Beatdown is weapon vencabot_teppoo (15:56:43): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:58:13): Thanks to Shara I got the Seventh Heaven vencabot_teppoo (15:58:21): ? elan_einlhander (15:58:24): A bow elan_einlhander (15:58:27): A pimpy bow elan_einlhander (15:58:30): With Ultima Shot vencabot_teppoo (15:58:35): Whoa elan_einlhander (15:58:43): Very woah vencabot_teppoo (16:02:57): I need to go. Be back in two hours. elan_einlhander (16:03:11): uh, okay vencabot_teppoo (16:04:23): Before I go, ya gotta hear this quote...: elan_einlhander (16:04:28): Kay vencabot_teppoo (16:04:45): "John. I'm trying to cut down on cussing COLD TURKEY... so, if you hear me say ANY cuss, slap me like a b-.... punk." vencabot_teppoo (16:04:47): Ok. Peace. elan_einlhander (16:04:57): Peace vencabot_teppoo (16:57:21): Back. elan_einlhander (16:57:37): Hey elan_einlhander (16:57:39): Bye elan_einlhander (20:58:53): Aw, my archer doesn't have enough sp to use Ultima Shot even once vencabot_teppoo (20:59:00): Whoa. elan_einlhander (20:59:11): How sad vencabot_teppoo (21:04:06): I hate school so much... vencabot_teppoo (21:04:13): I'm not ready to go tomorrow... elan_einlhander (21:04:17): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (21:04:49): I haven't worked out tonight, and don't want to... elan_einlhander (21:05:04): So don't vencabot_teppoo (21:05:10): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (21:08:52): There's a blue mage raping my team elan_einlhander (21:08:56): With just one spell elan_einlhander (21:09:04): Roulette, I cant' catch him vencabot_teppoo (21:09:12): Roulette? elan_einlhander (21:09:19): Yes roulette elan_einlhander (21:09:25): The floateye spell vencabot_teppoo (21:09:29): What does it do? elan_einlhander (21:09:58): You've never fought floateye? *yeesh* It's like a russian roulette, kills one person randomly vencabot_teppoo (21:10:08): Yikes. elan_einlhander (21:10:17): And I CAN'T CATCH HIm elan_einlhander (21:39:24): *gasp* elan_einlhander (21:39:29): DOUBLE CAST SWORD elan_einlhander (21:39:31): WOOOOO vencabot_teppoo (21:39:34): Whoa. elan_einlhander (22:13:23): Man I need some pudding of sadness vencabot_teppoo (22:13:29): Same. elan_einlhander (22:13:41): Let's go make some vencabot_teppoo (22:15:22): But making pudding is for girls. vencabot_teppoo (22:15:58): CustomChat Server Cloud Striff ex-soldier has arrived... vencabot_teppoo (22:16:08): Good times. elan_einlhander (22:16:13): Good reason not to RP right there vencabot_teppoo (22:16:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:11): T vencabot_teppoo (22:18:12): e vencabot_teppoo (22:18:13): e vencabot_teppoo (22:18:14): n vencabot_teppoo (22:18:18): vencabot_teppoo (22:18:22): T I T vencabot_teppoo (22:18:24): A N S vencabot_teppoo (22:18:27): Teen vencabot_teppoo (22:18:28): Ti vencabot_teppoo (22:18:29): Tans vencabot_teppoo (22:18:31): Let's go! vencabot_teppoo (22:19:07): Cloud Striff (#-880972079); idle 0 seconds ex-soldier "Soldier, Shinra, Sephiroth I Hate Them All !" (brb, screwd up) vencabot_teppoo (22:19:13): No kidding? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:19:21): Rofl elan_einlhander (22:50:41): HELP MATERIAWOOOOOOOOOD elan_einlhander (22:52:09): I have my gameboy set up like a little TV elan_einlhander (22:52:21): I'm watching my enemy's turn like a movie vencabot_teppoo (22:52:23): Awesome. elan_einlhander (22:53:29): Awesome, with double cast I can do barrier on two people at once vencabot_teppoo (22:53:42): Whoa. elan_einlhander (22:55:55): Go Ultima elan_einlhander (22:56:09): Oh wait, Ultima is gay vencabot_teppoo (22:56:44): Ultima is in this game? elan_einlhander (22:56:55): The Nou Mo Totema vencabot_teppoo (22:56:59): Oh, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:57:12): MP Damage, woooooo elan_einlhander (23:00:24): BIG O, GET HYPE elan_einlhander (23:04:56): Fine! Don't get hype vencabot_teppoo (23:05:09): Sorry. elan_einlhander (23:05:30): Big Fo? vencabot_teppoo (23:05:37): Is that how its spelled? elan_einlhander (23:05:46): *shruig* elan_einlhander (23:05:50): It's how it soundas elan_einlhander (23:05:54): sounds* vencabot_teppoo (23:06:12): I think it sounds more like "Fow." vencabot_teppoo (23:06:19): I usually spell it "Fou." elan_einlhander (23:15:33): Woah vencabot_teppoo (23:15:39): ~slaps you~ elan_einlhander (23:15:40): I look over and she's getting whipped vencabot_teppoo (23:15:40): Lol elan_einlhander (23:15:49): Why? elan_einlhander (23:18:51): Do we have Japanese tomorrow? 10-20-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:01): So I'll wake up and be like, "Oh... I still have more than three hours of sleep..." elan_einlhander (0:00:09): I thought about doing that once vencabot_teppoo (0:01:15): I love this episode. elan_einlhander (0:01:24): me too, hehe vencabot_teppoo (0:05:54): WAIT vencabot_teppoo (0:05:57): WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT vencabot_teppoo (0:06:04): If... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:07): ...No. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:10): Croley is... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:12): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:13): ...No. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:22): It's not even worth typing up. elan_einlhander (0:06:25): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:06:28): I think we both thought it vencabot_teppoo (0:06:38): ~laughing~ vencabot_teppoo (0:06:53): ~keeps thinking he should type it but realizing that he shouldn't bother~ vencabot_teppoo (0:06:56): ~its hilarious~ elan_einlhander (0:07:04): Like I mind vencabot_teppoo (0:07:21): If... no. Lol. No, wait... I'm gonna say it... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:28): ...If... stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:34): ...can be... good... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:42): ...like... getting married... or doing homework... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:51): ...Then how... can any... activity... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:54): ...relieve... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): ...stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:58): ...? elan_einlhander (0:08:05): Um elan_einlhander (0:08:07): I vencabot_teppoo (0:08:07): If you play football to relieve stress... elan_einlhander (0:08:11): Wait vencabot_teppoo (0:08:14): ...Aren't you just...adding stress? elan_einlhander (0:08:20): My god elan_einlhander (0:08:24): You're right vencabot_teppoo (0:08:31): I put down "playing video games." vencabot_teppoo (0:08:44): But then I remember something my mom told me, after I was done playing Tekken at Celebration... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:06): She said, "My God, you're all shaky... Those games really stress you out." and I said, "They don't really STRESS ME OUT... they just get me excited." vencabot_teppoo (0:09:13): But... Croley WOULD call that stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:14): "Eustress." elan_einlhander (0:09:24): She would vencabot_teppoo (0:09:27): So... I can't play video games to relieve stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:09:32): And I can't do ANYTHING to relieve stress. elan_einlhander (0:09:47): This is true, write it down vencabot_teppoo (0:10:07): That's what I'm gonna write. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:31): You can never relieve stress... You can just try and cover up stress with stress. elan_einlhander (0:10:37): Amen elan_einlhander (0:10:43): God we love to prove her wrong vencabot_teppoo (0:10:50): And yet she doesn't give a crap. elan_einlhander (0:10:56): Which is infuriating vencabot_teppoo (0:11:05): I'm over it. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:06): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:11:24): brb vencabot_teppoo (0:16:38): Rofl. Spell check says that "Eustress" isn't even a word. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:39): Get hype. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:50): And dictionary.com has no definition for it. elan_einlhander (0:18:29): Oh my god vencabot_teppoo (0:18:39): Such good times. elan_einlhander (0:19:01): It's prolly not a word and she made it up vencabot_teppoo (0:19:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:26:39): Leyna has no idea what Get hype means vencabot_teppoo (0:26:51): Wow. Way to be white, Leyna. elan_einlhander (0:27:07): Damn California women elan_einlhander (0:27:32): elan_einlhander: No thanks, I have toast jadewashu: oooo jadewashu: honey roasted peanuts too jadewashu: and jadewashu: a can opener jadewashu: for the day jadewashu: when i have cans jadewashu: that require opening elan_einlhander: Get hype chica jadewashu: pardon? elan_einlhander: Never heard the term "get hype"> elan_einlhander: ? jadewashu: you're talking to the least in or with it vocabulary here elan_einlhander: Wow, must be a Michigan thing jadewashu: i say nifty and peachy keen jadewashu: no i don't know what get hype means elan_einlhander: Well I say it to mock those who use it elan_einlhander: Anywho, it's basically, get excited I guess jadewashu: i see vencabot_teppoo (0:27:55): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:30:06): How long do these have to be? elan_einlhander (0:30:34): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:33:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:34:54): Shower time, get hype vencabot_teppoo (0:35:00): Get hype, finished Croley's. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:28): Alright. I'm going to bed. Good night. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:42): I just realized that I spelled "here" wrong in "VT WUZ HEER." vencabot_teppoo (0:54:51): You go ahead and stop to think about that. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:11): I'm so sleepy that it hit me, "Wait a minute... that's not how you spell 'here'..." vencabot_teppoo (0:55:24): I completely forgot that I had MEANT to spell it wrong, because it's trendy... vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): And I felt stupid for a second. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:10): Right elan_einlhander (1:00:14): Good night anyway vencabot_teppoo (1:00:36): Gah... darn drama keeping me up... vencabot_teppoo (1:00:37): >_< vencabot_teppoo (1:00:55): Making me realize, outta nowhere, that I spelled "here" wrong... elan_einlhander (1:00:55): So WATCH TRIGUN vencabot_teppoo (1:01:13): I was just looking at my background... vencabot_teppoo (1:01:16): ...just staring... vencabot_teppoo (1:01:22): and I was like, "...Wait a minute..." vencabot_teppoo (1:01:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:32): "H...E... E?" vencabot_teppoo (1:01:40): "Shouldn't it be... H... E... R?" elan_einlhander (1:01:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:01:51): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:58): Even if my friends hate me. vencabot_teppoo (1:02:01): (Drama) elan_einlhander (1:02:14): *smacks you, affirms that hate* vencabot_teppoo (1:02:19): ~cries~ vencabot_teppoo (1:02:25): ~Mary J. Blige comes in and sings~ vencabot_teppoo (1:02:28): ~makes it all better~ elan_einlhander (1:02:36): no no no, Trigun vencabot_teppoo (1:02:51): Mary J. Blige IN Trigun. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): Doug, don't ever be a woman. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:14): I swear, we come close sometimes... elan_einlhander (1:03:31): Aw poor Vash buddy elan_einlhander (1:03:37): Dropped his doughnuts vencabot_teppoo (1:04:10): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:49): Anyway, I think I can go to bed now. Peace. elan_einlhander (1:05:05): Peace vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): ~making Dahkuri in Achaea because he's bored~ vencabot_teppoo (19:05:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:05:51): Get hype elan_einlhander (19:06:00): I'm copying and formating data vencabot_teppoo (19:06:04): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:06:26): And making up a history/diary vencabot_teppoo (19:06:37): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:07:06): It's harder than you'd think vencabot_teppoo (19:07:23): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:09:40): So uh, where do I plug in the text for say, skills and spells? vencabot_teppoo (19:09:53): Where it says "test." vencabot_teppoo (19:09:55): As always. elan_einlhander (19:10:10): I don't see test elan_einlhander (19:10:37): oh wait, there it is vencabot_teppoo (19:10:57): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:11:17): I should prolly center it vencabot_teppoo (19:11:37): Your choice. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:44): If you do, make sure to get rid of the tab. elan_einlhander (19:11:48): I'll try both elan_einlhander (19:12:11): How do I "get rid of the tab"? Just take what you had to put it in and pop a slash in front of it? vencabot_teppoo (19:13:03): Delete "" elan_einlhander (19:13:08): Oh, duh elan_einlhander (19:14:49): Shit elan_einlhander (19:14:58): It's all clumped together, need to make it like a list elan_einlhander (19:15:13): Maybe if I put in a shit load of
after each skill elan_einlhander (19:15:19): Think that would work? elan_einlhander (19:15:58): Well one after each skilll vencabot_teppoo (19:16:09): Save it and let me look at it. "save and continue." elan_einlhander (19:16:22): okay elan_einlhander (19:16:37): go for it vencabot_teppoo (19:16:55): Yeah. Put BRs. elan_einlhander (19:17:08): All righty vencabot_teppoo (19:19:21): harryturney: i want to commit a genocide so bad in mm Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: i need the exp harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL elan_einlhander (19:19:34): LOL elan_einlhander (19:19:44): Needs exp so much he commits genocide vencabot_teppoo (19:21:04): I love the logo for your site. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:06): Who made it? vencabot_teppoo (19:21:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:21:23): Save and lemme see how the BRing is doing. elan_einlhander (19:21:33): Er, okay elan_einlhander (19:21:40): go vencabot_teppoo (19:21:53): You should make it into a table. elan_einlhander (19:22:00): I don't know how vencabot_teppoo (19:22:18): I'll sign off of Achaea and make it for you. elan_einlhander (19:22:30): Wait what's wrong with that? vencabot_teppoo (19:22:37): It looks fugly. elan_einlhander (19:22:41): Hm elan_einlhander (19:23:35): All right, give it a shot elan_einlhander (19:23:45): Should I sign out? vencabot_teppoo (19:23:46): I am. It'll take awhile, but it'll be fun. vencabot_teppoo (19:23:50): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:23:52): Kay elan_einlhander (19:24:35): God my history is gonna suck so much ass elan_einlhander (19:24:43): Oh yeah, you'll need my spells too elan_einlhander (19:24:46): Hang on elan_einlhander (19:25:39): u hoh elan_einlhander (19:25:41): uh oh* vencabot_teppoo (19:25:43): ? elan_einlhander (19:26:01): Are you logged on it or somethin?> vencabot_teppoo (19:26:05): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:26:10): hang on elan_einlhander (19:26:25): Wow that's cluttered, all right go ahead vencabot_teppoo (19:26:40): Can I log on, now? I wanna see how this looks. elan_einlhander (19:26:54): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:26:59): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:34:06): Wow, Colwyn's site is sad elan_einlhander (19:34:15): I don't feel so bad about mine now, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:34:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:34:57): I'm awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:35:26): Go to www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html vencabot_teppoo (19:35:40): I'm SLOWLY encoding ALL of your proficiencies, but that's what it'll look like. elan_einlhander (19:36:02): Wow elan_einlhander (19:36:06): Thanks yo vencabot_teppoo (19:36:19): I'm so awesome I could crap myself. ~needs not your thanks... just likes gloating, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (19:48:29): You are 41 proficiencies, right? elan_einlhander (19:48:59): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:56:50): www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html vencabot_teppoo (19:56:52): Worship me! elan_einlhander (19:57:07): Now for spells, lol elan_einlhander (19:57:23): Which I have twenty more of vencabot_teppoo (19:57:25): Lol. Dude, look at the source of the page and look at how much crazy HTML that was. elan_einlhander (19:57:32): *looks* vencabot_teppoo (20:00:16): Dude, this is so much fun, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:17): I love HTML. elan_einlhander (20:02:10): HOLY GOD THAT'S ALOT OF CODING vencabot_teppoo (20:02:20): Yes, yes it is. vencabot_teppoo (20:02:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:04:30): So, you made each one a table? vencabot_teppoo (20:04:43): I made each one a row of data. It's all one table. elan_einlhander (20:04:46): Oh vencabot_teppoo (20:04:50): You have to put the font stuff in each cell. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:55): Which really beefed it up. elan_einlhander (20:04:58): Ah vencabot_teppoo (20:15:13): Goku ~Angel of light~ (#1217205233); idle 0 seconds ~he slowly appeared in the castle in a bunch of wavy lines~ vencabot_teppoo (20:15:17): That's his post. elan_einlhander (20:15:42): Wpw elan_einlhander (20:15:44): WoW* elan_einlhander (20:15:50): I wish ~I~ could be that sweet vencabot_teppoo (20:15:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:07): www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/skillspsells.html elan_einlhander (20:26:36): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (20:26:42): How do I do it? Lol. elan_einlhander (20:26:49): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (20:27:27): I love that logo. That font kicks butt, and your color idea for the border is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:38): It really works with all of the black, red, and white. vencabot_teppoo (20:29:07): Your page looks like mine, but EINLHANDER-fied. It's awesome. elan_einlhander (20:29:14): Lol elan_einlhander (20:45:19): Well congratulate me for I have completely lost my focus vencabot_teppoo (20:51:25): Congrats. elan_einlhander (20:51:33): Thanks elan_einlhander (20:55:06): Colwyn tells you 'how did you get your skills/spells so nice?' vencabot_teppoo (20:55:13): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:55:17): SOOooooo tempted to take the credit for it vencabot_teppoo (20:55:49): "Well I just plugged in the table HTML and reconfigured the Java-map basis to recognize the number and percentage of each skill." vencabot_teppoo (20:55:51): Quote Doug. elan_einlhander (20:57:10): Lol, I'm telling him that vencabot_teppoo (20:57:19): Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:57:19): Colwyn tells you 'that just confused me elan_einlhander (20:57:22): Good times vencabot_teppoo (20:57:28): Such good times. elan_einlhander (20:57:37): Lol, I'll tell him eventually that you did it elan_einlhander (20:57:44): It's fun blowing his little mind vencabot_teppoo (20:57:48): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:01:27): I promise I'll put this history in-character someday elan_einlhander (21:01:36): In the meantime it's just easier to do it OOC vencabot_teppoo (21:01:39): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:01:47): Please don't hate me for it Jesus vencabot_teppoo (21:01:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:02:18): How is it I can be so blasphemous, but think so highly of Jesus? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:45): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:50): Jesus has a sense of humor, though. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:51): He's down. elan_einlhander (21:03:23): He is, thus why he's so awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:03:36): For real elan_einlhander (21:04:01): I'm giving a brief synopsis of my life's story in MM, lol elan_einlhander (21:04:16): It's so terrible, I feel sick when I write garbage vencabot_teppoo (21:04:43): Well, its for a good cause. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:47): ~has to work on his page, too~ elan_einlhander (21:05:00): I kinda wish I had one more page for somethin elan_einlhander (21:05:11): Like maybe logs vencabot_teppoo (21:05:17): Well, you can. elan_einlhander (21:05:22): I feel stupid having one being just contacts vencabot_teppoo (21:09:58): In a dream I can see vencabot_teppoo (21:10:00): You are not far away vencabot_teppoo (21:10:11): Anytime, any place vencabot_teppoo (21:10:15): I can see your faaaaace vencabot_teppoo (21:10:20): You are that special one vencabot_teppoo (21:10:26): That I've been waiting for... vencabot_teppoo (21:10:32): And I HOPE you're looking for someone liiiike me. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:32): ^_^ elan_einlhander (21:10:43): Get Hype David vencabot_teppoo (21:10:52): I have, like, 30 remixes of Dreams Dreams. elan_einlhander (21:11:01): Hehe elan_einlhander (21:11:07): Oh that might help me, some music elan_einlhander (21:11:16): I'm so bored back here, all quiet and alone vencabot_teppoo (21:11:23): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:11:51): ~has downloaded the entire CD "Remix NiGHTS: another dreams..."~ elan_einlhander (21:11:59): took so much of my willpowe to turn my gameboy off vencabot_teppoo (21:12:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:52): *hopes putting on Open Your Heart is not a bad idea* elan_einlhander (21:13:29): Uh oh, getting hype *hair starting to stand on end* elan_einlhander (21:13:46): *slowly turning gold, sticking further up* vencabot_teppoo (21:15:07): Go Doug, go Doug. elan_einlhander (21:16:02): *feet lifting off ground, golden aura starting to glow out of skin* elan_einlhander (21:16:11): *eyes turn red* vencabot_teppoo (21:16:27): ~red is so much cooler than blue or green or whatever~ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:41): ~thinks Sonic would kick Goku around like a soccer-ball~ elan_einlhander (21:17:02): ~agrees totally~ vencabot_teppoo (21:19:15): ~jams to 80s music~ elan_einlhander (21:19:27): *jams to Shadow music* vencabot_teppoo (21:19:34): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:01): Pretty in pink... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:04): Isn't she?... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:08): Pretty in pink... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:09): Isn't she... vencabot_teppoo (21:22:10): ~jams~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:13): ~continues jamming~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:16): ~hates music~ elan_einlhander (21:25:31): Aw vencabot_teppoo (21:25:47): ~hates every song that gives him painful memories~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:53): ~hates 98% of music, but still loves it, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (21:25:56): ~is a masachist~ elan_einlhander (21:26:01): ~ditto* elan_einlhander (21:26:09): Finally plugged my profile in vencabot_teppoo (21:26:25): Doug cuts himself, but its to use physical pain to distract him from his emotional pain. elan_einlhander (21:26:35): It's true vencabot_teppoo (21:26:43): I swear, that's the stupidest strategy ever. elan_einlhander (21:26:48): Go look at the profile to see if it formatted well vencabot_teppoo (21:26:57): If I cut MYSELF to distract myself from the emotional pain... I'd just be sad AND bloody. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:59): ~goes to check~ elan_einlhander (21:27:18): Oh oops vencabot_teppoo (21:27:21): You should put something on the homepage, lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:23): I see an errror already vencabot_teppoo (21:27:40): ~doesn't see the profile~ vencabot_teppoo (21:27:44): Did you save it? elan_einlhander (21:27:52): yup, just did, go vencabot_teppoo (21:28:14): Looks nice, but you should UNCENTER and instead use the tab. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:24): Text that small, with that much, doesn't look good centered. elan_einlhander (21:28:31): Maybe, we'll see vencabot_teppoo (21:28:58): ~loves the simplistic design of the site~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:13): ~the black and white logo with that font, on the background of roses...~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:17): We did good on this page, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:20): I guess it takes two. elan_einlhander (21:29:21): Get hype elan_einlhander (21:29:22): Lol elan_einlhander (21:29:28): It was all you though vencabot_teppoo (21:29:56): God bless Grsites for that background, too. elan_einlhander (21:30:31): Indeed so, Leyna showed me some nice angel feather ones though elan_einlhander (21:30:38): I might use that for other pages later vencabot_teppoo (21:30:41): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:32:03): I never thought I'd meet a girl like you... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:07): Meet a girl like you... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:18): AND I RAN! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:20): I RAN SO FAR AWAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:24): I JUST RAN! elan_einlhander (21:32:25): I RAN SO FAR AWAY* vencabot_teppoo (21:32:27): I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:31): COULDN'T GET AWAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:32:33): ~headbangs~ elan_einlhander (21:33:47): A sepulchral voice announces, 'Xuro has been enrolled in Clan Whisper!' elan_einlhander (21:33:51): Son of a freaking bitch elan_einlhander (21:33:59): I LOOK AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS vencabot_teppoo (21:34:01): Yeesh. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:34:09): I should leave, christ elan_einlhander (21:34:26): I mean I already hate it in there, and now I got all these people popping in vencabot_teppoo (21:34:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:36:00): There, look at it again vencabot_teppoo (21:36:05): Ok. elan_einlhander (21:36:27): Colwyn tells you 'they leaches!!!' elan_einlhander (21:36:31): Good god he's right vencabot_teppoo (21:36:33): Way better. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:38): He's right. elan_einlhander (21:36:41): I feel used vencabot_teppoo (21:36:49): ? elan_einlhander (21:37:03): Nothin vencabot_teppoo (21:37:24): harryturney: oh crap...i didnt call rachel harryturney: oh well elan_einlhander (21:37:41): Lol, she was right, he didn't call her vencabot_teppoo (21:37:48): Harry is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:01): He raises the awesomeness of a group by at least a few points. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:43): Such classic techno. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:40): Vencabot_Teppoo: Dorks don't ever have sex... so we can't make MORE dorks. Vencabot_Teppoo: So, we have to recruit. elan_einlhander (21:47:58): Lol, so true elan_einlhander (21:58:17): Okay that's enough gay history elan_einlhander (22:00:35): Oops vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): ? elan_einlhander (22:00:41): I always forget vencabot_teppoo (22:00:45): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:01:35): Get hype elan_einlhander (22:01:44): And don't even comment on the history vencabot_teppoo (22:01:48): Ok, lol. elan_einlhander (22:02:04): Okay, three down and one/two/three to go vencabot_teppoo (22:02:25): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:03:44): Man what should I put on the contacts page? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:55): Your e-mail.. messengers. elan_einlhander (22:03:56): Hotmail, yahoo mail, messengers elan_einlhander (22:04:13): Can't think of what to write though elan_einlhander (22:20:35): okay, contacts down, go check it out vencabot_teppoo (22:20:57): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:57): I?fm always up for a good RP or game discussion, (I?fm often considered quite the Game Guru of old). elan_einlhander (22:22:28): What the fuck did you do? vencabot_teppoo (22:22:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:40): Try reloading. elan_einlhander (22:23:03): Looks fine to me vencabot_teppoo (22:23:17): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (22:23:27): Why is it doing that for you? vencabot_teppoo (22:23:34): I dunno. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:40): I refreshed and it still does it. elan_einlhander (22:23:47): God damn it elan_einlhander (22:24:23): Okay, why WOULD something do that? vencabot_teppoo (22:24:59): Yahoo! does it sometimes when it encodes things wrong... when you save, a surge happens. That's why I suggest looking over your HTML, and reloading. elan_einlhander (22:25:09): *sighs* elan_einlhander (22:26:17): Well I won't be able to know if it works or not since it loads fine for me regardless elan_einlhander (22:26:38): Here, you check the HTML on it vencabot_teppoo (22:31:01): I'm gonna log onto your Yahoo! and see if I can fix it. elan_einlhander (22:31:07): Lay elan_einlhander (22:31:09): Kay* vencabot_teppoo (22:32:16): There, all fixed. elan_einlhander (22:32:29): So it loads fine for you? vencabot_teppoo (22:32:45): Now it does. Like I thought, the encoding was dirty. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:57): Happens to me a lot on Yahoo!... and by a lot, I mean once every 15 times or so. elan_einlhander (22:33:07): ~nods~ Long as it's fixed vencabot_teppoo (22:33:11): But usually only if I'm using Japanese font. O_o elan_einlhander (22:34:02): Hey, think you could add a page for logs? vencabot_teppoo (22:34:12): Sure. elan_einlhander (22:34:15): Sweetness vencabot_teppoo (22:34:32): I'll show ya how to do it later so you can do it yourself, but for now I'll just add it myself. elan_einlhander (22:34:44): Thanks, I'd like to learn someday elan_einlhander (22:40:56): Man straightening these logs is gonna suck vencabot_teppoo (22:41:07): ~that's what he's doing right now~ vencabot_teppoo (22:41:16): ~for hisself~ elan_einlhander (22:41:21): I was gonna sa elan_einlhander (22:41:24): say* elan_einlhander (22:43:14): What should I put on the homepage? I haven't even thought about it vencabot_teppoo (22:44:27): A greeting. elan_einlhander (22:44:33): Oh yeah, we need to add a link to go back to the homepage vencabot_teppoo (22:45:05): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:45:34): Killlaa Camm: man, sleeping pills are amazing Killlaa Camm: this is so cool Killlaa Camm: its like im really tired but I wont let myself go to bed and everythings fuzzy Killlaa Camm: and listsening to miles Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Killlaa Camm: I wanmt to take andother but dont watn to O Ds Vencabot Teppoo: ~nods~ Killlaa Camm: hshe ths is cfool elan_einlhander (22:46:02): Lol, he's trippin out vencabot_teppoo (22:47:12): Vencabot Teppoo: ~pats back~ You oGAY, Cameron? You know, people learn things about themselves when gay're trippin'... elan_einlhander (22:47:28): pffft vencabot_teppoo (22:55:27): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (22:55:33): *pats back& vencabot_teppoo (22:55:34): Good times. elan_einlhander (22:55:41): Wow, vile vencabot_teppoo (22:55:46): Lol. Really. elan_einlhander (22:55:50): As if to MOCK you vencabot_teppoo (22:55:56): Good times, though. elan_einlhander (22:56:04): *punches you in the face very manly* vencabot_teppoo (22:56:10): ~nods and falls over backwards~ elan_einlhander (22:57:32): Sorry to make you code all this junk vencabot_teppoo (22:57:49): It's cool. I'm taking my time. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:56): Still have plenty of time. elan_einlhander (22:58:02): Don't forget the link too vencabot_teppoo (22:58:08): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:58:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:03): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:59:09): Man that's vencabot_teppoo (22:59:18): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): It's funny. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:35): Every time she leaves I'm like, "Eh, I'm a little emotionally shaken up, but I'm fine." vencabot_teppoo (22:59:39): And then she comes on again, and off again. elan_einlhander (22:59:43): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:05:00): Lol. God bless the fact that Doug has Ericka on his contact list, or else I'd think I was going insane. elan_einlhander (23:05:09): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:05:15): Want me to take her off? vencabot_teppoo (23:05:28): "Knock knock knock" "AHHHH!!!!" "Knock knock knock" "AHHHHH!!!!" "knock knock knock" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: vencabot_teppoo (23:05:46): Nah, I rather like you having her on your Yahoo!... Like I said, so I know I'm not crazy. elan_einlhander (23:05:54): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:06:03): ~almost done with his crazy songs page~ vencabot_teppoo (23:06:09): ~its looking pretty nice~ vencabot_teppoo (23:06:20): ~and then he'll add the links you want~ elan_einlhander (23:06:27): No rush vencabot_teppoo (23:06:41): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:11:50): -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): Whoa. elan_einlhander (23:12:58): Woah? vencabot_teppoo (23:13:11): I wonder if she's having connection problems. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:56): When you're trying to stop cussing, you realize how much others cuss. elan_einlhander (23:16:15): Yup elan_einlhander (23:18:00): Kuramaa asks, 'Wanna help me pk?' elan_einlhander (23:18:07): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:18:07): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (23:18:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:12): I'm in the Tower vencabot_teppoo (23:18:15): Ah. elan_einlhander (23:18:19): I laughed at him elan_einlhander (23:18:27): I formed though, lord knows why vencabot_teppoo (23:18:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:30): LOL elan_einlhander (23:19:47): So how goes the songs? vencabot_teppoo (23:19:58): On the last one, "Fun with Deagon." elan_einlhander (23:20:10): Lol elan_einlhander (23:20:13): That was a good one vencabot_teppoo (23:20:18): It was. elan_einlhander (23:20:27): Then again, they all were vencabot_teppoo (23:20:35): "This timeless clock is priceless, wouldn't you agree?" vencabot_teppoo (23:20:37): -VT. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:08): "I am not Murphy. Who the Hell is Murphy." vencabot_teppoo (23:21:14): -Deagon vencabot_teppoo (23:27:39): None of my NON-masculine friends are on when I need them, rofl. elan_einlhander (23:27:59): Thanks? vencabot_teppoo (23:28:08): You jerk. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:09): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:28:24): I'm going to work on your site, now. Just after I make my gimpy little brother some soup. elan_einlhander (23:28:34): Lol, way to be his b- elan_einlhander (23:28:37): uh, slave vencabot_teppoo (23:28:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:45): Brb. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:10): Back... elan_einlhander (23:37:28): Woop vencabot_teppoo (23:49:17): Sorry... I'm getting to work, now. elan_einlhander (23:49:37): Kayo elan_einlhander (23:53:13): Evil Nixon is awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:53:30): He is, heehee. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:52): WHAT?! 10-21-03 elan_einlhander (0:00:01): I'm intervieing someone.......... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:14): Fooly Cooly is on... vencabot_teppoo (0:00:19): and I don't even wanna watch... elan_einlhander (0:00:19): FOOLY COOLY????/ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:24): ~turns it off...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:03:28): ...I'm... done working on your webpage, yo. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:33): ...I'm gonna work on Physics... elan_einlhander (0:05:17): Kay elan_einlhander (0:05:25): And ~I~ will interview this good elan_einlhander (0:05:28): goon* elan_einlhander (0:18:24): Go.......logs....... elan_einlhander (0:18:57): Check it, see if it's "acceptable" elan_einlhander (0:19:14): Oh waut elan_einlhander (0:19:15): wait* elan_einlhander (0:19:18): I fu- elan_einlhander (0:19:20): screwed up elan_einlhander (0:19:24): Hang on vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): brushing teeth vencabot_teppoo (0:30:25): ... elan_einlhander (0:30:33): Last page elan_einlhander (0:30:34): I think vencabot_teppoo (0:30:35): ...Anything you want me to do? elan_einlhander (0:30:45): Check the logs page vencabot_teppoo (0:30:50): Ok... elan_einlhander (0:31:18): what's got you so down all of a sudden? vencabot_teppoo (0:31:49): ~sighs deeply and slumps~ Lots of stuff... ~looking at page~ vencabot_teppoo (0:31:55): And by lots of stuff... vencabot_teppoo (0:31:57): I mean one big thing. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:32:02): Oh, that? vencabot_teppoo (0:32:27): ~nods slowly, really feeling like crap~ Yeah... Dude, the log page looks great... elan_einlhander (0:32:41): I'm just putting the one paragraph for the homepage elan_einlhander (0:32:48): I guess vencabot_teppoo (0:33:02): Awesome. It's taken me so long, and me and you whipped yours up in one night, lol. elan_einlhander (0:33:11): Lol, it's thanks to you, not me elan_einlhander (0:33:18): I owe yah one vencabot_teppoo (0:33:33): Well, you have the drive to CARE... If it was JUST me, I'd be done with mine by now... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:43): ~loves that logo...~ elan_einlhander (0:33:46): Lol elan_einlhander (0:33:52): Yes your logo is pretty awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:34:09): ~doesn't have that font... staccatto or whatever~ elan_einlhander (0:34:19): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:34:19): ~wishes he could just download fonts, but you have to buy them...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:25): ~...which makes such little sense...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:28): ~...they're fonts...~ elan_einlhander (0:34:45): For real elan_einlhander (0:34:55): Well, look it over, I think I'm ready to turn it in vencabot_teppoo (0:35:35): Oh... rename your index.htm file as index.html elan_einlhander (0:35:49): Where at? vencabot_teppoo (0:36:07): All the links go to "index.html," and that doesn't work. Oh... You know how you click the box on the file manager and select "edit" to eidt? elan_einlhander (0:36:20): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:36:32): Well, click the box for "index.htm" and instead of clicking "Edit" click "rename." vencabot_teppoo (0:36:40): And then, in the rename box, type "index.html" elan_einlhander (0:36:53): Done vencabot_teppoo (0:37:15): Alright, everything works now. vencabot_teppoo (0:37:38): Oh... vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): And you misspelled "protect" on the opening page. elan_einlhander (0:37:50): Aw elan_einlhander (0:38:05): Way to not spellcheck spellcheck vencabot_teppoo (0:38:27): I don't wanna go to art tomorrow... elan_einlhander (0:38:53): *pats back* elan_einlhander (0:38:57): wish I could help vencabot_teppoo (0:39:14): ...Art sucks so much... we get swamped with work... vencabot_teppoo (0:39:29): ...It's a blow-off class, so most people just don't bother and fail it... but I dun wanna... vencabot_teppoo (0:40:33): Anyway, I don't have any reason to stay up, so good night... elan_einlhander (0:40:46): Peace out, thanks again vencabot_teppoo (0:41:11): No problem, yo. 'Twas fun... vencabot_teppoo (0:41:30): ~scurries to bed...~ elan_einlhander (20:15:25): Yo vencabot_teppoo (20:15:30): Hail. elan_einlhander (20:16:00): I'm so very tired vencabot_teppoo (20:16:07): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:16:21): *eats a cupcake* vencabot_teppoo (20:18:40): I need to nap... I'll be back in an hour. elan_einlhander (20:18:55): Okay, I may not be though vencabot_teppoo (20:19:08): Alright. Sorry. >_< vencabot_teppoo (22:05:24): Crazy, crazy senseis. elan_einlhander (22:05:44): So many crazy seneis vencabot_teppoo (22:06:02): Stark sensei. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:06): Sakai Sensei vencabot_teppoo (22:06:14): Nibannihonjin sensei vencabot_teppoo (22:06:19): Kiddo Sensei. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:38): Quad-sensei action. elan_einlhander (22:06:43): *shudder* vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): Ni ban Nihon-jin Sensei is what I've dubbed her. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:17): I want to take this Croley project as my chance to finally, unappologetically say that I'm not insane, but the entire world is. elan_einlhander (23:02:45): Oops vencabot_teppoo (23:02:48): And tell the class exactly how "insane" I am. elan_einlhander (23:02:50): I forgot about that vencabot_teppoo (23:02:58): I'm gonna pull an all-nighter. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:53): Wow, FST homework was easy. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:58): And yet, everyone was struggling so bad. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:03): ~is good at math, and doesn't know why~ elan_einlhander (23:57:07): Colwyn came to me for help, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:57:12): For what? Lol. elan_einlhander (23:57:20): I kindly reminded him I don't have FST vencabot_teppoo (23:57:27): Oh, lol.Colwyn has FST? elan_einlhander (23:57:34): And by kindly I mean rudely elan_einlhander (23:57:36): I guess so vencabot_teppoo (23:57:43): How late are you going to stay up? elan_einlhander (23:58:03): Hopefully not much longer elan_einlhander (23:58:09): I wanted to go early, but Lali needs me vencabot_teppoo (23:58:16): Ah, I see... vencabot_teppoo (23:58:43): I might just ignore that Croley paper tonight. vencabot_teppoo (23:58:55): And do it tomorrow night, when I know that I won't have any other homework. 10-22-03 elan_einlhander (0:01:51): *starts singing in fluent Japanese, fueled by his exhaustion* vencabot_teppoo (0:02:02): Good man. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:03): ~claps~ elan_einlhander (0:02:36): When David gets mad, he speaks fluent spanish, when Doug gets extremely tired he sings in fluent Japanese apparently vencabot_teppoo (0:02:45): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:03:00): *isn't even kidding, doing it right now* vencabot_teppoo (0:03:13): ~isn't kidding either, lol~ ~understands~ elan_einlhander (0:03:27): I guess it's good times then vencabot_teppoo (0:03:38): I agree. vencabot_teppoo (0:03:52): I know, for certain, that these are good times, even though they suck so much... elan_einlhander (0:04:06): Agreed elan_einlhander (0:04:17): Even though it sucks, even though it hurts, it's stil somehow good times elan_einlhander (0:04:26): SOMEHOW vencabot_teppoo (0:04:30): Thanks to the saying, "Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." It's so true. Back before this Summer, I was so empty. At least I HAVE something to cry about, and that makes it good times. elan_einlhander (0:04:43): Indeed so vencabot_teppoo (0:04:48): Almost awesome times. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:54): I just wish that "good times" could be more FUN, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:05:00): Sure, they're GOOD... but not a whole lot of fun. vencabot_teppoo (0:05:06): Well, still a LOT of fun... vencabot_teppoo (0:05:08): But not as much fun. elan_einlhander (0:05:13): Hang on, lemme sum it up elan_einlhander (0:05:21): Good times is this elan_einlhander (0:06:07): Good times is sitting there, no worries in your mind, not necessarily in bliss, but where you can just sit back and go "Hey, this isn't so bad" vencabot_teppoo (0:07:27): Not even without worries, because you can still have worries and say "Hey, this isn't so bad." The way I see it, "good times" relates to an epiphany I had over the Summer... which, once again, is a cliche that everyone always looks at and ASSUMES is true but don't really know... but DAVID knows... and that is, "Look at the glass as half full." vencabot_teppoo (0:07:38): We have so much to be thankful for, Doug, times coudln't ever really be bad. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:46): I mean, think about how smart we are. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:53): We SEE through Croley's bull-crap. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): And that makes it good times. elan_einlhander (0:07:57): We actually ar geniuses elan_einlhander (0:07:59): are* elan_einlhander (0:08:06): Just no one knows it, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:08:10): For real, lol. elan_einlhander (0:08:28): Oh yeah, and in case you didn't put two and two together today at lunch...... vencabot_teppoo (0:08:36): I didn't, actually. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:40): I was like,"Huh?" elan_einlhander (0:08:54): Oh vencabot_teppoo (0:09:04): So, gimme the scoop, lol. elan_einlhander (0:09:08): Uh, you didn't see me get up and go to the back of the cafeteria? vencabot_teppoo (0:09:14): I did. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:19): But I had no idea what was going on. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:25): I had 2 and 2, but I didn't put them together. elan_einlhander (0:09:44): Oh, Lynn dragged me there vencabot_teppoo (0:10:00): I kinda figured that much, since that's the only reason you ever get up, lol. What happened? elan_einlhander (0:10:04): And opened with "Do you wanna break up or somethin?" vencabot_teppoo (0:10:11): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:15): Whoa. elan_einlhander (0:10:17): I restrained the urge to blurt "YES" vencabot_teppoo (0:10:23): NoOoOoOoO! vencabot_teppoo (0:10:34): ~punches you in a manly kinda way, but laughing~ What happened, yo? elan_einlhander (0:11:07): Well, I said "Well I don't want to, but I'm thinking it's becoming inevitable" vencabot_teppoo (0:11:15): Man, guess Lynn isn't as dumb as she looks, lol. ~insulting your girlfriend to your face, gonna get punched~ Whoa, Doug. That's slick. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:21): That's probably the slickest thing you've ever said. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:23): If you really said that. elan_einlhander (0:11:27): Don't insult her or I WILL punch you elan_einlhander (0:11:34): And yeah I did say that vencabot_teppoo (0:11:41): That's awesome, lol. What'd SHE say? elan_einlhander (0:12:16): Blah blah blha, you know I love you right? blah blah blah yeah I love you too, but we shouldn't "Fake" a relationship elan_einlhander (0:12:52): Blah blah blah, what do you want me to do? blah blah I think we should take a "break" vencabot_teppoo (0:13:00): ~rubbing hands together~ elan_einlhander (0:13:02): *loves the blah blah blah to fill space* vencabot_teppoo (0:13:12): ~like a greedy imp~ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:18): And? elan_einlhander (0:13:21): Anywho elan_einlhander (0:13:39): She was all sad lookin, and it tore me up to look at her eyes I was afraid she'd start bawlin elan_einlhander (0:13:49): But something in my head snapped elan_einlhander (0:13:55): like a pretzal vencabot_teppoo (0:13:55): Whoa, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:13:58): ~loves snapping~ elan_einlhander (0:14:01): And it said this vencabot_teppoo (0:14:02): ~snapping is the best thing ever~ vencabot_teppoo (0:14:08): Tell me what it said, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (0:14:09): Preach. elan_einlhander (0:14:56): "Dude, do it, do it now, look straight into her eyes and tell her we're taking a god damn break, this is your LAST CHANCE. Do it now or you will be unhappy forever" elan_einlhander (0:15:03): And, I did elan_einlhander (0:15:09): Simple as that vencabot_teppoo (0:15:12): ~on the edge of his seat~ vencabot_teppoo (0:15:15): What happened?! elan_einlhander (0:15:16): Bless my brain vencabot_teppoo (0:15:21): What'd she say? vencabot_teppoo (0:15:31): ~thinks this constitutes as gossip... great~ elan_einlhander (0:16:01): I told her that it would be best to take a break and explore life to it's fullest, that it would be rediculous to decide your life in High Scholl elan_einlhander (0:16:23): And I told her to keep talking to me no matter what, and she seemed okay with it, like a burden was lifted for both of us elan_einlhander (0:16:34): So, I demanded a hug and left vencabot_teppoo (0:16:38): Get hype, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:41): Get hype. elan_einlhander (0:16:44): It's over, I am free vencabot_teppoo (0:16:45): Rock on, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (0:17:02): Rock on Einlhander, you shoulda seen me after school when it hit me elan_einlhander (0:17:11): I was walking and suddenly stopped vencabot_teppoo (0:17:11): You clicked your heels together, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:17:16): And put on "Doug's happy face." elan_einlhander (0:17:19): I did that at work! elan_einlhander (0:17:20): LOL vencabot_teppoo (0:17:23): Which made David crack up. elan_einlhander (0:17:26): But anyway elan_einlhander (0:17:42): I stopped and quietly said "I'm.........free aren't I?" elan_einlhander (0:17:53): "I'M FREE, HOLY GOD I AM FREE!!!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (0:18:01): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:18:19): I'm not happy to break up with her, but I am not tied down by a woman now in real life vencabot_teppoo (0:18:28): Which is a lot off your chest. elan_einlhander (0:18:30): I could friggin flirt with girls now and not care at all elan_einlhander (0:18:33): So much off my chest vencabot_teppoo (0:18:36): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:49): Be they online, IRL, anything, and you'd have no reason to feel guilty. elan_einlhander (0:18:54): Now I can go "Thomas, I WILL go with you to pick up flooseys" vencabot_teppoo (0:18:55): You wouldn't be decieving anyone. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:59): Lool. elan_einlhander (0:19:08): He always picks at me to go elan_einlhander (0:19:17): And I go "Naw, I got a woman waitin for me" elan_einlhander (0:19:20): NOT ANYMORE vencabot_teppoo (0:19:26): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:19:39): I hope I didn't break her heart or somethin vencabot_teppoo (0:19:42): Nah. vencabot_teppoo (0:19:53): How could YOU break anyone's heart? vencabot_teppoo (0:19:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:20:17): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:20:43): I wish that I could be that happy, lol. I remember when I broke up with my first "girlfriend"... I was pretty darn happy. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:51): And I mean, I was hype. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:01): But now, the greatest irony is, now that you're NOT tied down, and flyin' free... vencabot_teppoo (0:21:15): I want nothing more than to tie myself down, and decide the rest of my life in high school, lol. elan_einlhander (0:21:44): I meant we shouldn't pick our life-partner in High School, that we should look around vencabot_teppoo (0:22:10): ~wants to pick his life-partner in High School~ Ah, but we're in different situations. vencabot_teppoo (0:22:21): Like I said. I wish I was in your situation. elan_einlhander (0:22:25): But yo, she was my first, I wan't able to try anything else elan_einlhander (0:22:29): wasn't* elan_einlhander (0:22:33): I wan't to try things elan_einlhander (0:22:38): Have fun, not a wife elan_einlhander (0:22:40): She was a wifer vencabot_teppoo (0:22:41): It's so much easier to lose a girl than to get one back... At least, I'm assuming. elan_einlhander (0:22:42): wife* vencabot_teppoo (0:22:51): ~wants a wife~ vencabot_teppoo (0:22:53): ~now~ vencabot_teppoo (0:22:57): Marry me, Doug!!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:22:58): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:00): NOW! elan_einlhander (0:23:18): YEAH elan_einlhander (0:23:23): *six years later* vencabot_teppoo (0:23:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:37): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:38): No. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:43): I'm sorry for even bringing that joke up. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:15): Sometimes, homoerotica is hilarious, but in the case of spending six years married to Doug... No, not funny at all. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:16): Scary. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:23): Scary enough to bring tears to my eyes, lol. elan_einlhander (0:24:25): Wow, I'm flattered vencabot_teppoo (0:24:31): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:38): You wouldn't make a good fag. See it THAT way. elan_einlhander (0:24:46): Much better vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Such good times, and no one will ever know. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:04): I swear, we can BOTH look so gloomy at school. NO ONE realizes how good times are for us. elan_einlhander (0:25:20): I swear, no one can know elan_einlhander (0:25:30): I look so hateful, but I can be pretty happy-go-lucky elan_einlhander (0:25:41): Not in a gay way though vencabot_teppoo (0:26:16): So awesome. It's hilarious that people hate us so much. vencabot_teppoo (0:26:28): Because, not only do we NOT care... vencabot_teppoo (0:26:36): ...but chances are, we're having way more fun than them anyway. elan_einlhander (0:26:53): I KNOW I'm having more fun than anyone in Croley's class elan_einlhander (0:27:01): So e'fuck them elan_einlhander (0:27:02): Er elan_einlhander (0:27:06): E'screw them elan_einlhander (0:27:18): They're all so uptight, yeesh vencabot_teppoo (0:27:18): Lol. It's infectuous. John's trying to stop cussing now, too. We're gonna be the biggest pimps in the school. elan_einlhander (0:27:30): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:27:50): None of us are gonna cuss, and its gonna be hilarious. We don't need to. But yeah, they're so uptight... they THINK they're loose, but they're just tricking themselves. vencabot_teppoo (0:27:52): Like Croley. vencabot_teppoo (0:28:03): She likes to think that she's some happy-go-lucky teacher, but she's a witch. vencabot_teppoo (0:28:16): She bewitched. vencabot_teppoo (0:28:18): ~GET IT?~ vencabot_teppoo (0:28:22): ~B-WITCHED?~ elan_einlhander (0:28:29): Rofl, I do vencabot_teppoo (0:28:32): ~A B-WITCH?~ vencabot_teppoo (0:28:32): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:28:40): ~is gonna say that now~ vencabot_teppoo (0:28:42): ~that's awesome~ vencabot_teppoo (0:28:47): Man, she's bewitched. elan_einlhander (0:28:49): They're all so elan_einlhander (0:28:55): I dunno, excitable vencabot_teppoo (0:29:00): For real. elan_einlhander (0:29:03): Calm down peoples vencabot_teppoo (0:29:07): And yet, when WE talk, we're evil. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:10): Like today... vencabot_teppoo (0:29:14): Alyssa, trying to talk... vencabot_teppoo (0:29:21): EVERYONE that ALWAYS tells US to shut up... vencabot_teppoo (0:29:31): Just blabbin' away. elan_einlhander (0:29:35): AND WHEN I SUSH LUKE, BRITTNEY GETS PISED AT ME elan_einlhander (0:29:42): WHAT THE HELL????? vencabot_teppoo (0:29:57): Yup. And the thing is, when WE talk, we, as Croley puts it, "mutter under our breath." vencabot_teppoo (0:30:05): We mutter things to eachother and laugh sometimes. vencabot_teppoo (0:30:15): But when THEY did it today, when Alyssa was trying to talk... vencabot_teppoo (0:30:22): They were just, like, pretending she wasn't up there, lol. elan_einlhander (0:30:33): I was getting so mad, that was so damn rude elan_einlhander (0:30:52): I know I sound like a hypocrite, but I couldn't even fathom why EVERYONE was talking elan_einlhander (0:31:00): And MINK elan_einlhander (0:31:03): MIKE* elan_einlhander (0:31:07): I don't like Mike elan_einlhander (0:31:16): Mike is childish and likes to act out too much vencabot_teppoo (0:31:26): Because they're all they same... They're conformists. They're all "social butterflies," and they act as one. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:31): So, when one talks, so do the rest. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:39): ALL of the rest. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:42): Except for us. elan_einlhander (0:31:43): *sigh* I know,I can't even come close to winning elan_einlhander (0:32:01): I so wanted to tell Brittney to suck me, but I am better than that vencabot_teppoo (0:32:10): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:18): Amanda: "Hey David, you have Psych next, right?" vencabot_teppoo (0:32:30): David: "Yeah. It's cool, though, 'cause we're just gonna be watching a movie." vencabot_teppoo (0:32:46): Amanda: "Actually, Alyssa is gonna lecture for a bit, and you guys are gonna have to take notes." vencabot_teppoo (0:33:07): David: *automatically* "Well, Alyssa can s-... Ah, she's your buddy, I won't say anything." elan_einlhander (0:33:15): And I did it too, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:33:16): Then, on the WAY to Psych: vencabot_teppoo (0:33:25): David: "Yo, Doug, Alyssa is gonna be lecturing today." vencabot_teppoo (0:33:33): Doug: *Automatically* "Well, Alyssa can suck me." vencabot_teppoo (0:33:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:33:42): Good times, so very good vencabot_teppoo (0:34:13): So very good. You should just change your name to Dougvid and I should change mine to Davug and we should just get it over with. vencabot_teppoo (0:34:24): I swear, enough people mix up our names as it is. elan_einlhander (0:34:28): For real vencabot_teppoo (0:34:49): We both act similarly, and are both dorks with pale skin and black hair, and we hang out a lot, so we are, apparently, the same person. elan_einlhander (0:35:10): My hair is dark brown for your information *smug grin* vencabot_teppoo (0:35:23): My is,too, for your information, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:35:29): "Dark dark dark brown." elan_einlhander (0:35:36): You too? elan_einlhander (0:35:44): On the birth certificate? elan_einlhander (0:35:45): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:35:46): It says it on my birth certificate, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:35:48): ROFL elan_einlhander (0:35:50): AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (0:36:02): See? No one will ever know how good these times are. elan_einlhander (0:36:28): Yeah, well forget them, we need to take ALL of our IM conversations and put them in a book vencabot_teppoo (0:36:33): I used to be a contrary brat and say "Well, actually, my hair is dark dark dark brown." but then I grew up and got over it and am like, "Yeah, my hair's black." vencabot_teppoo (0:36:39): ~has saved EVERY one of our IM conversations...~ elan_einlhander (0:36:46): *is why I said it* vencabot_teppoo (0:37:01): Check this: vencabot_teppoo (0:37:11): 6/15/2003: elan_einlhander (0:37:16): Woah elan_einlhander (0:37:21): First compy time vencabot_teppoo (0:37:24): vencabot_teppoo (11:16:17 PM): Ok, now yer a Yahoo! Buddy. vencabot_teppoo (11:16:20 PM): Way to be a buddy. elan_einlhander (11:16:33 PM): Guess I'll add you vencabot_teppoo (11:16:47 PM): You should do that. Anyone that adds me gets a prize. elan_einlhander (0:37:36): Such good memories vencabot_teppoo (0:38:03): And then... only the 14th message down: vencabot_teppoo (0:38:12): elan_einlhander (11:24:02 PM): Apparently, now that I don't have my amulet, I have 903 SP vencabot_teppoo (0:38:17): Way to be obsessed with MM, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:38:19): STILL. elan_einlhander (0:38:27): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:38:33): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:38:42): I love looking at my archive. It IS awesome. It's the best way to record memories ever. elan_einlhander (0:38:46): David, become re-obsessed with MM vencabot_teppoo (0:38:46): Since I have no memory in my BRAIN. elan_einlhander (0:38:52): Come on elan_einlhander (0:38:54): Come on vencabot_teppoo (0:38:56): I should re-make Dahkuri. elan_einlhander (0:38:56): Cooooome on vencabot_teppoo (0:39:00): He was fun. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:12): I remade him into Achaea and met up with my old RP buddies. elan_einlhander (0:39:21): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:39:45): elan_einlhander (10:32:11 PM): Jin's now a master of Karate I guess, say he "Unlearned" Heihachi's style elan_einlhander (10:32:20 PM): says* vencabot_teppoo (10:32:38 PM): Karate? Ewwww. elan_einlhander (0:40:05): Oh I hated that so much elan_einlhander (0:40:13): Is there a way I can get all those from you? elan_einlhander (0:40:26): Like is it all one folder? vencabot_teppoo (0:40:32): I can save them all onto disk, like I did with Ericka, lol. And then send it to you as a zip file. elan_einlhander (0:40:40): Awesome elan_einlhander (0:40:47): Do it next chance you get vencabot_teppoo (0:40:59): I've got nothing better to do right now. I'll see how far I can get. ~saves every day individually, and it's been months~ vencabot_teppoo (0:41:28): ~looking at his messages that he's sent to Ericka while she's been offline. Man, he is pathetic~ elan_einlhander (0:42:19): ~agrees entirely, but pretends to disagree to be a supportive buddy~ vencabot_teppoo (0:42:29): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:05): Doug is the most impulsive typist ever. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:11): He cannot NOT type something. elan_einlhander (0:43:33): Is it awesome now? vencabot_teppoo (0:43:53): ~has to save each day... manually~ vencabot_teppoo (0:43:57): ~it'll take awhile~ vencabot_teppoo (0:44:34): ~thinking he should send you his archive of Ericka messages sometime, just so we can both get a good laugh out of how pathetic he is... and make that ever-so-hilarious comparison to Doug WANTING to break up and David wanting to get back together~ elan_einlhander (0:45:03): Our lives are awesome, yet so not awesome at all lol elan_einlhander (0:45:11): School is constantly the wild card elan_einlhander (0:45:13): Get this vencabot_teppoo (0:45:31): ~likes that metaphor~ elan_einlhander (0:45:37): I go to work, and not a damn word is said to me about ditching workm I get off scotch free elan_einlhander (0:45:51): I just go "This is so awesome, my job rules" vencabot_teppoo (0:45:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:46:05): wait elan_einlhander (0:46:16): Female Gnome Psionic, what name comes to mind? vencabot_teppoo (0:46:36): None? ~doesn't know anyone~ elan_einlhander (0:46:43): No I mean make one up elan_einlhander (0:46:51): What would be a good name you think? vencabot_teppoo (0:47:00): Female... gnome... Psionic... vencabot_teppoo (0:47:02): Hmmm... vencabot_teppoo (0:47:11): Barb. vencabot_teppoo (0:47:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:47:20): Way to not even try, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:47:27): Barb is an awesome female gnome name. vencabot_teppoo (0:47:29): Or troll. vencabot_teppoo (0:47:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:48:09): Suresta elan_einlhander (0:48:22): Lol, I slammed together the letters I found on a nutrition table elan_einlhander (0:48:25): And got Suresta elan_einlhander (0:48:31): Whaddya think? vencabot_teppoo (0:48:40): Sounds ok to me, lol. Why? elan_einlhander (0:48:47): Friend needs a name vencabot_teppoo (0:49:00): Ah. elan_einlhander (0:50:55): Kakeru elan_einlhander (0:50:57): Ka elan_einlhander (0:50:58): Me elan_einlhander (0:50:59): Ha elan_einlhander (0:51:00): Me elan_einlhander (0:51:00): Ha elan_einlhander (0:51:03): BAM vencabot_teppoo (0:51:10): Blam indeed. elan_einlhander (0:51:19): Good memories once again vencabot_teppoo (0:51:25): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:53:19): brb vencabot_teppoo (0:53:35): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:07): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:59:36): ~looking through the archive... apparently, ONCE, David typed "~hugs~" to Doug... told him that he was EXTREMELY depressed, but didn't say why...~ elan_einlhander (0:59:39): back elan_einlhander (0:59:48): And Doug hit you? vencabot_teppoo (1:00:00): ~So, he did some homework and looked at his history with ERICKA... and apparently,t hat was when he came online JUST after being possessed by the Devil~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:13): ~SO... it takes THAT much for David to even CONSIDER typing that~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:52): elan_einlhander (2:43:41 AM): It's about damn time vencabot_teppoo (2:43:53 AM): Dude. I am so messed up right now. vencabot_teppoo (2:44:03 AM): I don't even know what to say. ~hug~ elan_einlhander (2:44:08 AM): ..... elan_einlhander (2:44:09 AM): No elan_einlhander (2:45:33 AM): Why are you "so mesed up?" vencabot_teppoo (2:46:05 AM): Insane. Lost my mind. Trying to think straight but can't. vencabot_teppoo (2:46:10 AM): Need to be in the presence of friends, badly. vencabot_teppoo (2:46:14 AM): Which is why I came online. elan_einlhander (2:46:23 AM): Have you turned gay David? elan_einlhander (2:46:28 AM): It's okay if you have vencabot_teppoo (2:46:39 AM): Lol. I already feel better. See, you're a buddy Doug. elan_einlhander (2:46:56 AM): Why am I a buddy? What did you do? elan_einlhander (1:01:33): Doug is a buddy without even trying apparently elan_einlhander (1:01:46): Calls David gay and it makes him a buddy, awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:02:01): Definately. Which proves that these are good times. elan_einlhander (1:02:08): Once again vencabot_teppoo (1:02:20): ~only up to 8/1/2003 on the saving of archive...~ elan_einlhander (1:02:39): lol elan_einlhander (1:04:24): *loves Kiprin* elan_einlhander (1:04:34): I have come to see that she is indeed awesome elan_einlhander (1:04:36): And adorable vencabot_teppoo (1:04:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:04:52): loves anime, manga, and video games, and hates Cameron vencabot_teppoo (1:05:01): JUST LIKE DOUG. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:05:08): Awesome elan_einlhander (1:05:19): *always finds it too bad that he's already in love* vencabot_teppoo (1:05:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:51): ~Elan points Kiprin towards VT...~ vencabot_teppoo (1:06:00): ~VT licking the scum off of his own feet...~ vencabot_teppoo (1:06:03): ~Kiprin vomits~ vencabot_teppoo (1:07:14): LOL vencabot_teppoo (1:07:30): 8/12/2003 (first messages of the day): vencabot_teppoo (1:07:44): elan_einlhander (12:04:15 AM): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (12:04:16 AM): LOL elan_einlhander (12:04:16 AM): ROFL elan_einlhander (12:04:16 AM): ROLF vencabot_teppoo (12:04:17 AM): LOOOOL elan_einlhander (12:04:18 AM): ROFL elan_einlhander (12:04:19 AM): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (12:04:19 AM): LOOOOL vencabot_teppoo (1:07:59): All in a single minute, apparently. elan_einlhander (1:08:03): Awesome! vencabot_teppoo (1:08:03): Actually, all within 4 seconds. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:08): elan_einlhander (12:27:53 AM): David elan_einlhander (12:28:02 AM): Do you understand Fooly Cooly? elan_einlhander (12:28:13 AM): Yay or nay? vencabot_teppoo (12:28:41 AM): Doug, for the sake of my honesty, I'm gonna say NAY. elan_einlhander (12:28:55 AM): So you don't? vencabot_teppoo (12:28:56 AM): Because I HALFWAY understand it, but if you asked me to explain it, I prolly wouldn't be able to. vencabot_teppoo (12:29:02 AM): So no, I really don't understand it. vencabot_teppoo (12:29:04 AM): Really. elan_einlhander (12:29:10 AM): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:11:01): I love archives vencabot_teppoo (1:11:09): For real. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:36): I hate saving every day of an archive manually, though, when you talked to that person every day during the summer. elan_einlhander (1:11:52): Damn, sorry yo vencabot_teppoo (1:12:10): elan_einlhander (10:33:56 PM): Where the HELL were you yesterday? vencabot_teppoo (10:34:26 PM): ...My brothers day online, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:30 PM): Happens EVERY other day. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:36 PM): And every time you ask me where I was. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:04): elan_einlhander (12:29:13 AM): Koree; "Kill all babies" elan_einlhander (12:29:18 AM): *dies laughing* vencabot_teppoo (12:29:26 AM): LOL vencabot_teppoo (12:29:28 AM): WHY?~! elan_einlhander (12:29:46 AM): Becuase of that commercial vencabot_teppoo (12:30:02 AM): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:06 AM): I wanna hug you tight vencabot_teppoo (12:30:09 AM): (hug you tight) vencabot_teppoo (12:30:12 AM): That commercial? vencabot_teppoo (12:30:14 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:30:17 AM): Yeah elan_einlhander (1:13:28): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:13:31): KIll all babies vencabot_teppoo (1:13:46): Kill them ALL. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:24): vencabot_teppoo (12:17:48 AM): ~gets ramen... contemplates murdering little brother~ elan_einlhander (12:17:54 AM): Do it elan_einlhander (12:17:56 AM): Do it elan_einlhander (12:17:58 AM): D it elan_einlhander (12:18:00 AM): Aw vencabot_teppoo (12:18:02 AM): Awww. elan_einlhander (1:15:33): NO TRIGUN vencabot_teppoo (1:15:40): WHAT? elan_einlhander (1:15:40): GOD DAMN IT elan_einlhander (1:15:47): LAST EPISODE, I FORGOT vencabot_teppoo (1:15:53): They took it off? vencabot_teppoo (1:15:56): Replaced it with WHAT? elan_einlhander (1:16:02): No no no, I forgot to watch vencabot_teppoo (1:16:09): Oh. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:11): vencabot_teppoo (5:57:32 PM): Hail. vencabot_teppoo (8:21:26 PM): Wha? vencabot_teppoo (8:21:41 PM): What?! Did I just hear you talk? vencabot_teppoo (8:21:56 PM): Ok, I can hear you now. My volume was low. What's up? elan_einlhander (8:21:58 PM): Wi6hyat 4do8ge[3s ti6hi6h[3s [3sy? vencabot_teppoo (8:22:17 PM): ... vencabot_teppoo (8:22:20 PM): Holy God. vencabot_teppoo (8:22:25 PM): Have you tried restarting? vencabot_teppoo (8:22:31 PM): And it didn't help? vencabot_teppoo (8:22:36 PM): Oh... vencabot_teppoo (8:22:40 PM): I think I can help, maybe. vencabot_teppoo (8:22:43 PM): Lemme think. vencabot_teppoo (8:22:50 PM): Uh... elan_einlhander (1:17:59): BEST GUN FIGHT EVER vencabot_teppoo (1:18:30): ~realizes that copy-and-pasting from the archive is gonna look awfully redundant when he ARCHIVES this conversation~ elan_einlhander (1:18:41): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:19:08): vencabot_teppoo (12:02:15 AM): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (12:02:42 AM): What's your problem? vencabot_teppoo (12:03:01 AM): It's just... vencabot_teppoo (12:03:02 AM): ... vencabot_teppoo (12:03:05 AM): ...It's just... vencabot_teppoo (12:03:07 AM): .... vencabot_teppoo (12:03:10 AM): ...FUCK YOOOOUUUU! vencabot_teppoo (12:03:12 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (1:19:11): Man, I'm good. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:08): elan_einlhander (12:08:29 AM): Oh my, do I have a story for you vencabot_teppoo (12:08:45 AM): Cool, lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:08:48 AM): Sock it to me. elan_einlhander (12:09:21 AM): Not yet, too detered vencabot_teppoo (12:09:27 AM): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (12:09:30 AM): I can wait. vencabot_teppoo (12:09:33 AM): I'm a patient Mexican. elan_einlhander (1:21:38): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:23:29): elan_einlhander (12:00:37 AM): So many more pics for FFCC elan_einlhander (12:00:38 AM): Oddly enough elan_einlhander (12:00:46 AM): ~suddenly loves this font~ vencabot_teppoo (12:00:52 AM): Even though its coming out next year. ~its the same font for me~ vencabot_teppoo (12:00:55 AM): ~must not have it~ elan_einlhander (12:01:12 AM): Hm elan_einlhander (12:01:14 AM): Fuck vencabot_teppoo (12:01:18 AM): What is it called vencabot_teppoo (12:01:19 AM): ? elan_einlhander (12:01:33 AM): Goudy Handtooled elan_einlhander (12:01:38 AM): It's shwizzle vencabot_teppoo (12:01:49 AM): Awww...I ain't got. elan_einlhander (12:01:57 AM): Fag elan_einlhander (12:02:04 AM): Wow Fag even looks cool in this font elan_einlhander (1:27:07): David elan_einlhander (1:27:19): When do Archons and Second classers become equals? vencabot_teppoo (1:27:27): When? elan_einlhander (1:27:28): I will tell you when elan_einlhander (1:27:34): When Trigun is thrown into the mix vencabot_teppoo (1:27:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:27:43): The great equalizer. elan_einlhander (1:27:46): Yes vencabot_teppoo (1:28:31): elan_einlhander (12:13:02 AM): I may actually end up selling Skitari back his OWN amulet elan_einlhander (1:28:40): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:28:52): vencabot_teppoo (2:02:55 PM): The races in Tactics are cool... because NOTHING beats killing a moogle. elan_einlhander (1:29:36): And that still holds true apparently vencabot_teppoo (1:30:53): Dude, thanks for staying up with me. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:56): Because I'm talking to Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:00): And need someone around, rofl. elan_einlhander (1:31:11): *stops walking toward the bed* elan_einlhander (1:31:14): Damn it, lol vencabot_teppoo (1:31:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:31:19): Jus kiddin vencabot_teppoo (1:31:21): Sorry. I might need someone to catch me. elan_einlhander (1:31:29): Can do, just make it quick vencabot_teppoo (1:46:53): Up to 10/1/2003, lol. elan_einlhander (1:47:04): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (1:52:28): I just survived a short conversation with Ericka without making a wuss of myself. vencabot_teppoo (1:52:33): And that somehow makes me feel proud. vencabot_teppoo (1:52:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:52:50): Good man, you are not a wuss vencabot_teppoo (1:53:11): I'm kinda a wuss, but at least this goes to show that I'm not a COMPLETE wuss. elan_einlhander (1:53:18): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:53:29): I'm almost done with this archiving. elan_einlhander (1:53:32): So are my services no longer required? vencabot_teppoo (1:53:41): Nope, unless ya wanna stay to get the archive file. vencabot_teppoo (1:53:48): It'll only take, like, ten more minutes. elan_einlhander (1:53:57): Nah, I can wait till tomorrow, I'm whipped vencabot_teppoo (1:54:08): Alright. Peace, yo. I'm gonna finish my website, too. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:12): So I'm gonna stay up all night. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:15): Maybe work on Croley's. elan_einlhander (1:54:16): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (1:54:19): ~waves~ vencabot_teppoo (1:54:28): Thanks for staying up with me, too. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:12): Yo, Doug... elan_einlhander (21:44:24): Hm? vencabot_teppoo (21:44:30): What's up? elan_einlhander (21:44:38): Oh, hey vencabot_teppoo (21:52:18): Darn it... ~standing on the edge of a cliff... What defines suicide?~ elan_einlhander (21:52:34): Uh, the ending of ones own life? vencabot_teppoo (21:53:10): Good man, Doug. I'm not gonna do that... but... darn it. I'm thinking of starting my whole life over. It's insane, but I've felt this way before, and I did, and it did me good... ~sigh~ Brb. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:56): Doug, I wanna sell my soul and get it over with. I saw the meaning of life, and it was to eventually "sell out." So, what did I do? I HALF sold it... Ya know, as a tester, to see if I would like it... vencabot_teppoo (21:56:08): ...And, well, I do. I think it's about time I followed through. elan_einlhander (21:56:22): Hmmmm, what would you "restart" like? vencabot_teppoo (21:57:13): Well, that's the only problem... That's why this is kinda a sad moment. I'd be... well... square. Square by the very definition of the word. Picture Alyssa, but less of an idiot... vencabot_teppoo (21:57:32): Man, it's nuts... It's a huge decision. elan_einlhander (21:57:40): Ew elan_einlhander (21:57:44): Don't do it yo vencabot_teppoo (21:59:16): Dude... It's not that simple. If it were that simple, of course I wouldn't do it... ~sigh~ Man, this is deep... This is not typical male-to-male conversation... This is the rest of my life I'm talking about, and then even after that. This is my chance to find REAL happiness... but how much would I have to give up? See, I'm just a stupid mortal... I shouldn't even be considering how much I would have to give up. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:22): That's like asking how much your soul is worth. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:31): But I don't wanna lose all of my friends, lol. I'll come out and say it. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:04): Darn it... vencabot_teppoo (22:00:15): Man, forget this. elan_einlhander (22:00:21): Where did all this come from? vencabot_teppoo (22:00:22): I'm just gonna go step by step. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:59): Gradually becoming more square... You guys are buddies. I'm sure you won't hate... I didn't have ANY epiphany that said that I had to sell my soul all at once. vencabot_teppoo (22:01:08): This all came from me and Ericka talking about Paganism. elan_einlhander (22:01:51): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (22:04:14): We talk about deep stuff... all the time. See, I have these visions, as you know, but I guess I hardly ever tell you about what I really see in them because its kinda deep for male-male conversation... but I'll just brush over it. God talks to me in these visions, one on one, like its nothing, and lays a big-time truth on me, and its amazing. Recently, he told me that the reason me and Ericka had to break up was because I was trying too hard to save HER soul when I still hadn't really saved my OWN yet... If I can't support myself, how I am supposed to support both of us? I learned that I have a lot of blessings in my life... hence "good times"... that I've done NOTHING to deserve. I'm living off of charity, in other words, that can be taken away at any time... vencabot_teppoo (22:04:22): I think you can agree with me when I say that living off of charity isn't cool... elan_einlhander (22:05:00): I suppose.... vencabot_teppoo (22:05:05): ...So, I started working out more... started eating better... trying to stop lusting... cussing... trying to get my grades up... trying to get my life in order. That way, I can EARN what I have... vencabot_teppoo (22:05:16): ...And it's real, Doug. Every vision I've ever had has come true. elan_einlhander (22:05:29): Then you should seriously stop hanging around me, I'm not good for you then vencabot_teppoo (22:08:17): On the first day that I successfully didn't lust, Ericka came on, and we talked like people again... I earned it. I earned another chance. Today, we spoke about her Pagan religion... I thought that I could call on the wisdom of my epiphanies to finally save her soul, but instead her Pagan god struck me down like I was NOTHING. I LOST, Doug. It was a spiritual battle that I was actually in, and I wasn't strong enough. So, I'm gonna work even HARDER... hence my sudden urge to just sell the rest of my soul and be done with it. But, God also told me "all things in moderation"... so, I think I'm gonna work up the nerve tonight to delete all of my MP3s and stuff like that, that I've stolen... and Doug, you're a really good friend. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:28): I'm just scared because its written "He that is the friend of the world is the enemy of God." vencabot_teppoo (22:08:31): For obvious reasons. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:12): But Doug, I don't wanna stop hanging out with you... You're cool. You're really a good friend. It'll have to be up to you to reject me, eventually... when I become too much of a party-pooper, I guess... elan_einlhander (22:09:14): What does THAT mean? elan_einlhander (22:09:23): Noi I mean the quote vencabot_teppoo (22:10:21): The quote means that the world is going to Hell, which it seems to be. Homosexuality... disease... greed... It's pretty easy to understand when ya break it down. In other words, if you put being "politically correct" before the Bible, then you're sinning. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:42): Gay Pride and stuff like that. elan_einlhander (22:10:50): Yeah I know that vencabot_teppoo (22:10:51): In other words... vencabot_teppoo (22:10:59): If you're really religious, people are gonna hate you. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:08): And I'm afraid that I'm not ready for that. elan_einlhander (22:11:09): Inb this day and age, yes elan_einlhander (22:11:23): So you're gonna get really religious now? vencabot_teppoo (22:12:37): ~sighs, thinking really hard~ We're not terribly bad guys... I mean, what would I have to exclude myself from doing? Darn it... I'm sorry to put this on you, Doug. I just need someone to talk to... elan_einlhander (22:12:50): Knock yourself out vencabot_teppoo (22:14:28): Get... really... religious. In this day and age, it sounds so terrible, and really... it'll exclude me from a lot of things. But seriously... I must be missing something. I don't know everything there is to know about my religion. After all, I'm STILL getting visions... I can't believe that a Christian isn't allowed to have friends. I can understand about not being a friend of the WORLD... but seriously. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:39): There has to be something I'm over-looking. elan_einlhander (22:15:00): So then why be a christian? Why not something else? vencabot_teppoo (22:15:02): I better just slow down, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:52): Well, that's sorta out of the question. I mean... I AM really religious, I just don't let a lot of people know... I mean, I'm really, REALLY Christian. I do believe in it, and it's not something that I just CHOOSE to believe. It's real. It seems that, in this day and age, people use religion like a title... They follow whatever suits their mood. They really don't BELIEVE anything... but I do, really. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:27): Anyway, I've had my epiphany for the night, and it just said to SLOW DOWN... so we can stop talking about this now and START talking about MM, lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:44): Fine then vencabot_teppoo (22:18:56): Sorry, yo. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable... Thanks for letting me talk at you. It helped, a lot. Don't worry, I won't get really religious... Not for a long while, probably. I think I am gonna delete any MP3s that I don't listen to, though. elan_einlhander (22:19:53): Um, religion and Doug don't mix, all I'll do is insult your beliefs...... elan_einlhander (22:19:56): I use too much logic elan_einlhander (22:20:19): So you may wanna ditch me in such case vencabot_teppoo (22:21:01): ~Cowboy Bebop folder...? Nah, it can stay for a while... took SO long to download~ I wouldn't be insulted... but it's understandable. No, I wouldn't ditch you... If I COULD, I'd be the friend of the world... but I can't. I wouldn't ditch any of my friends for anything... Basically, the bible says that my FRIENDS would have to eventually ditch ME, which is the truth. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:08): And I wouldn't make you guys do that. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:45): ~NiGHTS folder...? Hmmm...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:22:48): ~leaves it for now~ elan_einlhander (22:23:01): So uh, why are we deleting music again? vencabot_teppoo (22:23:42): Anyway, while I'M trippin' out on my own brainwaves, what are YOU up to? It's because I suddenly felt guilty about having all of this downloaded music, and I've learned to trust my guilt... I never really considered it stealing, but I know this feeling is bad. I don't need this music. elan_einlhander (22:24:29): I THINK I'm about to handfast since Kethry is on and I pestered her vencabot_teppoo (22:24:56): You'll be the only guy getting handfasted on a day that isn't handfasting day, if you do. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:57): Awesome. elan_einlhander (22:25:45): Well we'll see, log on so you can see the announcememnt vencabot_teppoo (22:25:56): Ok. elan_einlhander (22:26:19): Actually, we're in Rune vencabot_teppoo (22:26:27): Hey, so am I, lol. elan_einlhander (22:26:47): Stay put elan_einlhander (22:26:51): And stay sober vencabot_teppoo (22:26:51): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:53): Ok. elan_einlhander (23:42:18): WE should go on a spiritual journey vencabot_teppoo (23:43:07): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (23:43:14): Who's going on a spiritual journey? vencabot_teppoo (23:43:24): ~just sent Luke on a spiritual quest~ elan_einlhander (23:44:06): I think we should, just up and leave elan_einlhander (23:44:15): head to some remote part of the world vencabot_teppoo (23:45:10): We COULD, but my spiritual visions are already scary enough for being at HOME... elan_einlhander (23:45:42): Well we need to face it head-on elan_einlhander (23:45:48): Scary or not vencabot_teppoo (23:48:04): I did that once and it traumatized me for quite awhile. It's best to take these sort of things one step at a time. I remember when I first had an epiphany... it was that my entire life had been a lie, lol. It wasn't pleasant... I went the WHOLE way, rigt away, and it screwed me up. elan_einlhander (23:48:37): You went to a remote spot in the wordld? vencabot_teppoo (23:49:04): If my bed is a remote spot in the world. But what I mean is, trying to take on these kind of epiphanies head on. elan_einlhander (23:49:45): Screw your epiphanies, we need some go time to clear your head vencabot_teppoo (23:50:02): ~puts on boxing gloves~ elan_einlhander (23:50:28): *slips on knuckledusters* vencabot_teppoo (23:50:41): ~takes off gloves~ I'm goin' to bed. elan_einlhander (23:50:55): Aw elan_einlhander (23:50:56): All right vencabot_teppoo (23:51:02): Peace be shmizzle. 10-23-03 elan_einlhander (20:44:06): Evening vencabot_teppoo (20:44:13): Hail. elan_einlhander (21:05:42): My clan leader is SUCH a jackass elan_einlhander (21:05:55): He cant read emotions for the life of him, I am so pissed off elan_einlhander (21:06:04): I can't stand seeing someone I care about being unhappy elan_einlhander (21:06:21): And I don't care about many people, so it doesn't come up often vencabot_teppoo (21:06:24): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:06:26): What's up? elan_einlhander (21:06:40): Lali is so unhappy, and I'm apparently all she has vencabot_teppoo (21:06:47): ? elan_einlhander (21:07:24): She says I'm the only reason she stays around in the clan, apparently no one else is even trying to see if she's okay vencabot_teppoo (21:07:38): What happened to her? elan_einlhander (21:08:01): Nothing in particular, she's just unhappy with how things are elan_einlhander (21:08:09): Amnd it tears me up to have to let her suffer elan_einlhander (21:08:18): And I WON'T stand for it vencabot_teppoo (21:08:45): That's a good attitude, Doug.. That attitude has ALWAYS helped me come to very important conclusions. What are you gonna do, Doug? elan_einlhander (21:09:02): Start yelling at Vswan in about six seconds elan_einlhander (21:09:20): I don't care if he's the damne leader, I won't stand for it god damn it vencabot_teppoo (21:10:13): If you think it'll help, then do what you gotta do. elan_einlhander (21:10:21): I intend toi elan_einlhander (21:10:22): to* elan_einlhander (21:35:20): Damn my....nobility..... elan_einlhander (21:35:25): Musn't....call BK out...... vencabot_teppoo (21:35:50): What's up? elan_einlhander (21:36:25): Call me crazy, but you shouldn't compare the woman you are in love with to another girl to her face and say things like that elan_einlhander (21:36:31): About to snap vencabot_teppoo (21:36:48): Like what'd he say? elan_einlhander (21:37:09): Just.....some stuff, I dunno if Lali wants me spreading around her personal life vencabot_teppoo (21:37:14): Ok. elan_einlhander (21:38:42): God this is so intolerable it's making my pizza taste sour elan_einlhander (21:38:50): Which is just despicable vencabot_teppoo (21:38:54): For real. elan_einlhander (21:40:28): I decided that if I hit five hundred practices, I'm just gonna multi vencabot_teppoo (21:40:44): Good man, I guess. elan_einlhander (21:41:01): I just wanna have fun elan_einlhander (21:41:09): And damn it, I intend to vencabot_teppoo (21:43:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:43:19): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (21:43:22): GIRLS just wanna have fun. vencabot_teppoo (21:43:25): Way to be a girl. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:26): I just pooped into my hand. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:29): And now I'm eating. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:31): YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:04:42): That makes me a free spirit, now. elan_einlhander (22:05:28): Whee vencabot_teppoo (22:06:05): You and Luke had similar reactions to that statement. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:21): OLukieDukieO: i dont need you ill ask oliver the meaning of life Vencabot Teppoo: Rofl Vencabot Teppoo: I'll give you a hint. The meaning of life has nothing to do with having a fist full of your own dookie. Vencabot Teppoo: Put THAT on a tee-shirt and sell it. OLukieDukieO: ok vencabot_teppoo (22:17:23): YESSS! elan_einlhander (22:17:31): What? vencabot_teppoo (22:17:47): It's so amazing. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:57): I pooped in my hands and just finished three bowls of Easy Mac. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:03): That makes me a free-spirit. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:08): Being a free-spirit is amazingly easy. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:22): All this time I've been trying to become a better person and CHANGE my life and save the universe. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:34): And all I have to do to be a free spirit is poop in my hands and eat macaroni and cheese. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:13): Moral of the story, and lesson I've learned from all this, and from last years "free-spirit" experiences...: Free-spirits are ignorant. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:20:47): Ignorant isn't necesarily bad elan_einlhander (22:20:55): Ignorance is bliss remember vencabot_teppoo (22:21:34): Ignorance = bad, no matter what, because the bliss won't last and it isn't real. I was ignorantly blissful last year, and then I found out the real meaning of life and it hurt THAT much more. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:39): I would never wanna be ignorant. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:07): But enough philosophical mumbo-jumbo. elan_einlhander (22:22:08): The bliss doesn't always end, only if you let it, you're just looking at the negative and trying yo change who you are vencabot_teppoo (22:22:10): Homework is NOW. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:30): I'm gonna write my own song for my presentation, RIGHT NOW! ~determined face~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:39): |: ( vencabot_teppoo (22:25:41): I'm gonna name it, "David's Song About Miscommunication for Croley's Assignment." vencabot_teppoo (22:41:24): What do they call those people that dance to try and tell a story? elan_einlhander (22:41:35): Uh, mimes? vencabot_teppoo (22:42:07): Rofl! Man, I wish I didn't have to rhyme "answer" with "dancer"... I'm gonna get rid of the word "answer" so I can put mimes in somehow, because that is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:42:35): What better way to exemplify "miscommunication" or lack of ability to communicate than with the humbe mime? vencabot_teppoo (22:42:41): Mime rhymes with rhyme... vencabot_teppoo (22:42:43): And time... vencabot_teppoo (22:42:48): Got it. Time. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:13): David's Trigonomic Proof: vencabot_teppoo (22:44:29): An island is surrounded by water = David is full of water vencabot_teppoo (22:44:45): An island never cries. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:52): David cries like a baby. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:02): An island never cries because it has water on the outside, not the inside. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:11): David cries because he has water on the inside, but not on the outside. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:54): An island will always be surrounded by water, and David will always be full of water vencabot_teppoo (22:46:06): Therefore, an island will never cry and David will always cry. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:23): Ipso facto, An island is surrounded by water = David is full of water. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:24): ~bow~ elan_einlhander (22:46:41): Yyyyyeah vencabot_teppoo (23:25:51): I should sing my song over voice-chat, lol. It's awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:43:13): ~finishes his song~ Awesome. elan_einlhander (23:53:56): Sorry I been so quiet, was playing CTF elan_einlhander (23:54:03): And getting royally screwed in it vencabot_teppoo (23:54:08): It's coo'.Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (23:54:10): Driam uses speedwalks elan_einlhander (23:54:18): How can I stop that? elan_einlhander (23:54:25): Oh that's right, I can't vencabot_teppoo (23:54:32): For real? Wow. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:39): That DOESN'T rock. elan_einlhander (23:54:43): Not even a bit vencabot_teppoo (23:55:48): Driam used to be a rocker. elan_einlhander (23:55:56): Used to vencabot_teppoo (23:56:03): He's Tsuke's alt. elan_einlhander (23:56:11): I know, I know elan_einlhander (23:56:22): He's a good guy really, just the speedwalk thing bugs me vencabot_teppoo (23:56:38): I mean, speedwalks in CTF seems to defeat the whole point. elan_einlhander (23:56:55): Yeah it did 10-24-03 elan_einlhander (0:01:37): amazingly enough, I never died in that game till the very end vencabot_teppoo (0:01:56): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:02:07): I handled Kakurine and Xeralina with ease, and I would rape Draim if he didn't web. I did kill him just before it was over, was nice vencabot_teppoo (0:02:15): Is it safe to say, then, that every minute overflowed with power? elan_einlhander (0:02:25): I dunno about that vencabot_teppoo (0:02:38): Well, is it safe to say that Driam moved at SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND MILES AND HOUR?! vencabot_teppoo (0:02:45): And=an vencabot_teppoo (0:03:00): Ya know, since he speedwalked? elan_einlhander (0:04:27): Maybe elan_einlhander (0:04:33): more like fifty thousand vencabot_teppoo (0:04:40): Aw. He was close. vencabot_teppoo (0:05:24): DaHypeWhiteMike: text wrap... is that spelled right? Vencabot Teppoo: ... Vencabot Teppoo: YES? DaHypeWhiteMike: it doesn't look right to the tired eye elan_einlhander (0:05:38): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:05:48): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:34): I still wish our group could have been Da Hype White Badgers. elan_einlhander (0:07:00): Lol elan_einlhander (0:07:10): Badger badger badger....... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:24): Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger vencabot_teppoo (0:07:26): MUSHROOM! vencabot_teppoo (0:07:27): MUSHROOM! vencabot_teppoo (0:07:30): Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger vencabot_teppoo (0:07:39): MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! vencabot_teppoo (0:07:41): Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger elan_einlhander (0:07:45): ENOUGH vencabot_teppoo (0:07:51): Argh! A SNAAAKE! Ooooh, it's biiiig... vencabot_teppoo (0:08:12): You know that song had to come from some real life experience. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:25): No way anyone could be crazy enough to just MAKE that up. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:02): They had to be, like, walking through a forest... and saw a badger and a mushroom and a big snake. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:21): And then one of them was just being stupid, as friends often are around eachother, and made that song up. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:38): ~is analyzing this way too much when he still has a universe to save~ elan_einlhander (0:09:38): Prolly elan_einlhander (0:10:05): Imagine if you will..... elan_einlhander (0:10:10): A FEMALE gladiator vencabot_teppoo (0:10:11): I will, I will. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:15): Ok. elan_einlhander (0:10:15): A Gladiatrix vencabot_teppoo (0:10:21): O.o;; elan_einlhander (0:10:26): Wow, you learn something new everyday vencabot_teppoo (0:10:36): That's for real? elan_einlhander (0:10:45): Leyna says she's one in LotGD vencabot_teppoo (0:10:59): Ah. elan_einlhander (0:11:19): So I GUESS soi elan_einlhander (0:11:21): so* elan_einlhander (0:12:57): I'm being told I'm increadibly powerful......... elan_einlhander (0:13:00): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:05): By what little ignorant noob? elan_einlhander (0:13:15): Way to have faith in me elan_einlhander (0:13:26): By Draim and Lalita elan_einlhander (0:13:45): Driam* vencabot_teppoo (0:14:31): Heehee. elan_einlhander (0:14:52): They're clearly dillusional elan_einlhander (0:15:00): Did I spell that right? vencabot_teppoo (0:15:02): Or they see something that we don't. elan_einlhander (0:15:03): I don't think I did vencabot_teppoo (0:15:10): Illusion. Dillusional. vencabot_teppoo (0:15:16): I don't see why it would be wrong. elan_einlhander (0:15:20): Hm, okay vencabot_teppoo (0:15:21): But it prolly is anyway. vencabot_teppoo (0:15:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:15:47): "Delusional." vencabot_teppoo (0:15:52): Darn it. Way off. elan_einlhander (0:15:53): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (0:15:53): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:15:54): Wow elan_einlhander (0:15:56): We were so ofdf elan_einlhander (0:15:57): off* elan_einlhander (0:16:02): Delusional vencabot_teppoo (0:16:47): How do you do it? Roots in the soil untangle... Release it like sweet Summer water, I still recoil like mace, and all of the times I pushed you away that I can't erase... vencabot_teppoo (0:16:54): Every minute over-flows with power... vencabot_teppoo (0:17:01): SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR! vencabot_teppoo (0:17:03): ~is done` vencabot_teppoo (0:17:07): ~won't type that up anymore~ vencabot_teppoo (0:19:02): "Senate passes SPAM bill." vencabot_teppoo (0:19:07): An article on MSN.com vencabot_teppoo (0:19:08): O.o;; elan_einlhander (0:19:13): Aroo? vencabot_teppoo (0:19:22): No idea. elan_einlhander (0:19:40): *wants to do stress paper* elan_einlhander (0:19:46): *still isn't typing it* elan_einlhander (0:19:51): Help me....... elan_einlhander (0:20:53): Way to type forever vencabot_teppoo (0:20:57): Doug... just imagine that the entire universe is resting on it. Don't you wanna be a hero? That's the way I'm imagining it... I'm trying to become a better person so that I can help the people I love, and to do it I'm gonna have to tough it out sometimes... to KNOW what the difference is between what I want to do and what I SHOULD do, and will feel better about doing later on. You aren't doing anything more important... just do it. Prove the human will. elan_einlhander (0:21:03): And there it is, Jesus vencabot_teppoo (0:21:07): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:24): Prove that you're not a wuss. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:31): Take it like a man. elan_einlhander (0:21:32): The human will can suck me, I WANT to do it, I'm just not elan_einlhander (0:21:38): I don't know wht elan_einlhander (0:21:40): why* vencabot_teppoo (0:22:37): Then you have no will... My entire philosophy is based off of the fact that people have will and that they can do ANYTHING through will, if they just apply themselves and aren't lazy about it. You CAN do it... You SHOULD do it... you just aren't. You know that right now you COULD do it. vencabot_teppoo (0:22:39): Don't be lazy. elan_einlhander (0:22:58): Woah, no more of these long posts, I don't want it to excede the screen vencabot_teppoo (0:23:13): Sorry. When I get philosophical, I type long. elan_einlhander (0:23:16): I know I could do it, and I could care less vencabot_teppoo (0:23:18): Rather than MORE short messages. vencabot_teppoo (0:23:28): If you don't care about it then don't do it. elan_einlhander (0:23:36): I may or may not get around to it, I won't stress over it vencabot_teppoo (0:23:40): If you do, then do it. elan_einlhander (0:23:41): Nor should you elan_einlhander (0:23:46): So calm the hell down vencabot_teppoo (0:24:00): You asked me to help you. I'm not stressing over it, just trying to get you to do it. elan_einlhander (0:24:37): Well you're making it into a life or death decision, which surely isn't helping, just blowing it out of proportion vencabot_teppoo (0:24:52): ~rolls his eyes and goes back to his work~ elan_einlhander (17:38:33): Damn it, Luke scanned my pic on a slight slant vencabot_teppoo (17:38:47): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (17:39:05): I wish I could tilt it vencabot_teppoo (17:39:23): If you had Paint Shop Pro or something, you could. elan_einlhander (17:39:43): I have paint, lol vencabot_teppoo (17:39:53): I don't think that'll work. elan_einlhander (17:40:15): I know, I'm using it to edit though vencabot_teppoo (17:40:18): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:43:08): ~break dances with a sigh~ vencabot_teppoo (17:43:15): ~twirling on his head~ vencabot_teppoo (17:48:18): Darn it... vencabot_teppoo (17:48:22): ~died in Achaea~ elan_einlhander (17:48:24): Aw vencabot_teppoo (17:48:34): Back to level 6 for me, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (17:48:37): ~just turned level 7~ elan_einlhander (17:48:51): ~Nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:51:00): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:06): You writhe in pain as you fall to level 6. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:15): You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Novice. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:20): So harsh. elan_einlhander (17:51:30): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (17:51:41): No mercy, lol. elan_einlhander (17:54:29): Editing with paint is so tedious elan_einlhander (17:54:33): tedius elan_einlhander (17:54:34): Er elan_einlhander (17:54:36): I dunno vencabot_teppoo (17:54:39): I think its the first. elan_einlhander (18:04:14): I wish Luke wouldn't have been a stingy bastard and saved this as a jpg vencabot_teppoo (18:04:24): ~nods elan_einlhander (18:04:36): It's all blue instead of black and gray vencabot_teppoo (18:04:47): Yeesh. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:21): Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, I'm hungry... but I'm playing Achaea. harryturney: im eating right now harryturney: burgers and potatoes Vencabot_Teppoo: Mmmm... Vencabot_Teppoo: ~almost level 8 in Achaea~ Vencabot_Teppoo: ~is catching up to you in Achaea, but you're in MM... and its easier to level in MM~ Vencabot_Teppoo: ~has more experience with MUDs, though~ harryturney: IM JEWISH AND IRISH!!!!!! Vencabot_Teppoo: FOR REAL?! harryturney: yeah i just found out Vencabot_Teppoo: How? harryturney: im gonna cry Vencabot_Teppoo: How did you JUST find out? harryturney: goran is at my house and he made me ask harryturney: cuz he always calls me a potatoe eater and i am eating a potator Vencabot_Teppoo: Hokey smokes, Harry. That's insane. harryturney: potatoe* vencabot_teppoo (18:21:35): Doug... Me and Harry talk about the craziest things ever. vencabot_teppoo (18:22:01): Harry is a Jew, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:22:05): Thats awesome. elan_einlhander (18:22:13): Wow, I don't believe it vencabot_teppoo (18:22:20): Neither do I. vencabot_teppoo (18:22:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:24:26): You'd think it'd be easier to color things right in paintshop elan_einlhander (18:24:32): Er, paint vencabot_teppoo (18:24:38): ~nods~ You'd think. vencabot_teppoo (18:26:00): Vencabot_Teppoo: Dude, your sister looks Jewish. harryturney: she is jewish harryturney: im done with that potato and it was good harryturney: im a potato eating jewish irish man Vencabot_Teppoo: Jewish girls = hot Vencabot_Teppoo: J/k, lol. harryturney: jewish boys = hung Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL harryturney: lol so awsome harryturney: goran said shweeeeerewewww harryturney: aka tiny elan_einlhander (18:26:30): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:27:04): harryturney: me and goran were sitting in line wondering who we should sit with and i was like....i know Vencabot_Teppoo: LOL elan_einlhander (18:27:19): Pffft vencabot_teppoo (18:27:24): Such good times. elan_einlhander (18:30:26): I wish I could click a spot on this picture, and have the color of the spot I clicked usable to me vencabot_teppoo (18:30:36): JOHNS HOME ALREADY?! elan_einlhander (18:30:43): Wow vencabot_teppoo (18:30:59): Darn it... Something mustve happened... vencabot_teppoo (18:33:16): I DIED AGAIN elan_einlhander (18:33:22): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (18:33:39): Why do I always risk it? I'm so used to MM, where nothing happens when you die. elan_einlhander (18:33:49): Wonk wonk vencabot_teppoo (20:05:05): What's up, B? elan_einlhander (20:05:31): Nuthin vencabot_teppoo (20:07:21): Lol. Ok. vencabot_teppoo (20:21:12): I'm logging off for a bit, G. Have fun! elan_einlhander (20:21:23): See yah vencabot_teppoo (22:07:20): Back. elan_einlhander (22:07:24): Rejoice vencabot_teppoo (22:07:38): Good nap... Heehee. What's up? elan_einlhander (22:08:24): Nothin, I spent an hour tinkering with that pic to no avail vencabot_teppoo (22:09:18): Ah. Did your sis come on? vencabot_teppoo (22:09:23): Never mind. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:28): Wrong IM. elan_einlhander (22:09:30): *blink* elan_einlhander (22:09:31): Oh, lol vencabot_teppoo (22:09:40): Lol. Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:53): So, pic not coming along well? elan_einlhander (22:09:59): Nope elan_einlhander (22:10:10): I shoulda colored it and refined it better vencabot_teppoo (22:10:27): You still can, right? vencabot_teppoo (22:10:31): Just have Luke scan it again tomorrow. elan_einlhander (22:10:58): No, I mean color it with me own two hands elan_einlhander (22:11:10): I was pissed off today, wasn't thinking straight vencabot_teppoo (22:11:31): I'm sorry. That sucks... elan_einlhander (22:31:43): Go to Pepsi.com vencabot_teppoo (22:31:56): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:21): Why? elan_einlhander (22:32:35): Find out where you send the cpas elan_einlhander (22:32:36): caps(* vencabot_teppoo (22:32:46): Ok? elan_einlhander (22:32:54): Just, do it,lol elan_einlhander (22:33:07): I was told to but it won't go for me vencabot_teppoo (22:33:14): Okie dokie. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:39): Pretty nifty site. elan_einlhander (22:33:54): Yeah I don't have the right flash program to run it vencabot_teppoo (22:35:17): What sweepstakes is this? elan_einlhander (22:35:29): *shrug* Whicheve is going right now elan_einlhander (22:35:39): Wouldn't the destination be the same? vencabot_teppoo (22:36:08): 1. HOW TO ENTER: No Purchase Necessary, and no entry fee, payment or proof-of-purchase necessary to participate in Sweepstakes. Sweepstakes starts October 9 at 6:00 p.m. EDT and ends January 5, 2004 at 6:00 p.m. EST (the ?gSweepstakes Period?h). To be eligible to enter, you must be registered on www.pepsi.com (the "Web Site"). If you are not registered at the Web Site, you must complete the ?gJoin Pepsi?h registration page located on the Web Site before entering the Sweepstakes. If you have previously registered at the Web Site, enter your email address at the entry box and click where indicated to submit an entry. Limit one online entry per name and per email address per each day (a day being defined as 12:00:00 a.m. ET through 11:59:59 p.m. ET) of the Sweepstakes Period. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:14): I don't see anythuing about caps. elan_einlhander (22:36:33): Hm, odd elan_einlhander (23:09:18): Lalita tells you 'guys are stupid...for the most part' elan_einlhander (23:09:21): Aw vencabot_teppoo (23:09:35): People are stupid for the most part. vencabot_teppoo (23:09:40): I figured THAT out. elan_einlhander (23:09:43): Stop vencabot_teppoo (23:09:50): ~does~ elan_einlhander (23:10:05): ~nods~ lets' not even get into THAT vencabot_teppoo (23:10:11): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:10:14): ~puts head down again~ vencabot_teppoo (23:10:37): ~junctioned the sound of him recieving a message on Yahoo! as being an extremely loud fog-horn...was snapped away by your message~ vencabot_teppoo (23:10:43): @_@ elan_einlhander (23:10:47): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:10:54): ~it worked like a charm~ vencabot_teppoo (23:11:31): Message if important, or if ya just wanna wake me up for any reason. elan_einlhander (23:11:42): Why are you sleeping? vencabot_teppoo (23:11:42): Doesn't have to be important, but if you're lonely or anything. elan_einlhander (23:11:46): It's Friday vencabot_teppoo (23:12:10): Because I'm sleepy. I was thinking of going to sleep, but maybe Hali'll come on, who I havent talked to inawhile and I worry a bit because she's really stressed. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:33): I took a little nap, as you know, before coming back on, but it wasn't enough. elan_einlhander (23:12:47): *shrug* Kay 10-25-03 vencabot_teppoo (14:29:11): Hail, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (14:29:24): hey vencabot_teppoo (14:29:29): What's up? elan_einlhander (14:30:04): just got back from work, had the Sonic song stuck in my head all day elan_einlhander (14:30:17): Only one verse too vencabot_teppoo (14:30:19): You mean, "They Call Me Sonic"? elan_einlhander (14:30:21): No elan_einlhander (14:30:24): I mean the new show vencabot_teppoo (14:30:30): Oh. ~doesn't know the song~ elan_einlhander (14:30:30): I saw the opening before I left elan_einlhander (14:30:38): Gotta go faster elan_einlhander (14:30:40): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:41): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:45): Faster faster faster elan_einlhander (14:30:48): AHHHHHHHH vencabot_teppoo (14:30:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:54): ZAKO ZAKO HOUR! elan_einlhander (15:26:06): Wtf? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:07): Gundam SD is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:12): Not. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:19): But the Zako Zako guys are adorable. elan_einlhander (15:26:36): Lol elan_einlhander (16:03:47): Colwyn's bout to multi one of his alts elan_einlhander (16:03:55): Into a psionic, making a test run vencabot_teppoo (16:03:55): O.o vencabot_teppoo (16:04:05): What alt? elan_einlhander (16:04:07): Elore vencabot_teppoo (16:04:15): I didn't know he had any alts, lol. elan_einlhander (16:04:25): Eh? For real? elan_einlhander (16:04:32): Olon and Elore, and I think Valin vencabot_teppoo (17:18:35): ~types SCORE on Achaea~ vencabot_teppoo (17:18:46): "You have no class." vencabot_teppoo (17:18:50): ...Ooooh... roast. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:19:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:19:49): I refuse to put Dahkuri in a guild, for obvious reasons. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:53): So I have no guild... vencabot_teppoo (17:19:55): And I have no class. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:20:04): Doug can agree... Dahkuri has no class. elan_einlhander (18:41:14): *sigh* my computer is dying on me elan_einlhander (18:41:23): It's screaming and MM is lagging like a mother vencabot_teppoo (18:41:53): Screaming? elan_einlhander (18:42:12): You know the sounds it makes when it's loading somethng? vencabot_teppoo (18:42:58): Oh yeah... my dad's computer screamed like that. You could just hear it... If it had a voice, it'd be like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" and it wouldn't even LOAD ANYTHING... It was just dying. vencabot_teppoo (18:43:10): That's when I'd just push the power off and pat it on the head. elan_einlhander (18:43:14): Yup, same here now vencabot_teppoo (18:43:15): "You did your best, little buddy." vencabot_teppoo (18:43:39): How long has it been on? elan_einlhander (18:43:46): I dunno, a day or two elan_einlhander (18:43:54): It's usually on for weeks at a time vencabot_teppoo (18:44:06): You should prolly give it a ten minute rest. Yeah, you should turn off your computer at least once a day. vencabot_teppoo (18:44:17): Shut down and then turn off vencabot_teppoo (18:51:43): Almost got my first neocredits in Acaha. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:12): Achaea, that is. elan_einlhander (18:52:21): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (18:52:23): ~saw a rare enemy and so had to quickly type to get it~ vencabot_teppoo (18:52:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:32): I was like, "Ach- ENEMY!" elan_einlhander (18:52:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:53:56): You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a baby rat. You connect! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:14): Now, as a player of MUDs, this doesn't phase us... vencabot_teppoo (18:54:19): ...We don't even stop to read it. vencabot_teppoo (18:54:23): But, if we do... elan_einlhander (18:54:23): Lol elan_einlhander (18:54:28): Don't even bother, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:54:43): You LEAP into the AIR and launch a FLYING KICK at a BABY RAT... YOU CONNECT?! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:50): That is one MOTHER of a baby rat. vencabot_teppoo (18:55:06): If I had to LEAP into the air and launch a FLYING kick at a baby rat... I'd be afraid of that baby rat. elan_einlhander (18:55:21): Heh vencabot_teppoo (19:04:59): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:07): "But you can't really suck it..." vencabot_teppoo (19:05:10): "YES YOU CAN!" vencabot_teppoo (19:05:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:43): Such good memories. elan_einlhander (19:10:49): Nap vencabot_teppoo (19:11:01): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (14:29:11): Hail, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (14:29:24): hey vencabot_teppoo (14:29:29): What's up? elan_einlhander (14:30:04): just got back from work, had the Sonic song stuck in my head all day elan_einlhander (14:30:17): Only one verse too vencabot_teppoo (14:30:19): You mean, "They Call Me Sonic"? elan_einlhander (14:30:21): No elan_einlhander (14:30:24): I mean the new show vencabot_teppoo (14:30:30): Oh. ~doesn't know the song~ elan_einlhander (14:30:30): I saw the opening before I left elan_einlhander (14:30:38): Gotta go faster elan_einlhander (14:30:40): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:41): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:45): Faster faster faster elan_einlhander (14:30:48): AHHHHHHHH vencabot_teppoo (14:30:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:54): ZAKO ZAKO HOUR! elan_einlhander (15:26:06): Wtf? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:07): Gundam SD is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:12): Not. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:19): But the Zako Zako guys are adorable. elan_einlhander (15:26:36): Lol elan_einlhander (16:03:47): Colwyn's bout to multi one of his alts elan_einlhander (16:03:55): Into a psionic, making a test run vencabot_teppoo (16:03:55): O.o vencabot_teppoo (16:04:05): What alt? elan_einlhander (16:04:07): Elore vencabot_teppoo (16:04:15): I didn't know he had any alts, lol. elan_einlhander (16:04:25): Eh? For real? elan_einlhander (16:04:32): Olon and Elore, and I think Valin vencabot_teppoo (17:18:35): ~types SCORE on Achaea~ vencabot_teppoo (17:18:46): "You have no class." vencabot_teppoo (17:18:50): ...Ooooh... roast. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:19:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:19:49): I refuse to put Dahkuri in a guild, for obvious reasons. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:53): So I have no guild... vencabot_teppoo (17:19:55): And I have no class. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:20:04): Doug can agree... Dahkuri has no class. elan_einlhander (18:41:14): *sigh* my computer is dying on me elan_einlhander (18:41:23): It's screaming and MM is lagging like a mother vencabot_teppoo (18:41:53): Screaming? elan_einlhander (18:42:12): You know the sounds it makes when it's loading somethng? vencabot_teppoo (18:42:58): Oh yeah... my dad's computer screamed like that. You could just hear it... If it had a voice, it'd be like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" and it wouldn't even LOAD ANYTHING... It was just dying. vencabot_teppoo (18:43:10): That's when I'd just push the power off and pat it on the head. elan_einlhander (18:43:14): Yup, same here now vencabot_teppoo (18:43:15): "You did your best, little buddy." vencabot_teppoo (18:43:39): How long has it been on? elan_einlhander (18:43:46): I dunno, a day or two elan_einlhander (18:43:54): It's usually on for weeks at a time vencabot_teppoo (18:44:06): You should prolly give it a ten minute rest. Yeah, you should turn off your computer at least once a day. vencabot_teppoo (18:44:17): Shut down and then turn off vencabot_teppoo (18:51:43): Almost got my first neocredits in Acaha. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:12): Achaea, that is. elan_einlhander (18:52:21): Hot damn vencabot_teppoo (18:52:23): ~saw a rare enemy and so had to quickly type to get it~ vencabot_teppoo (18:52:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:32): I was like, "Ach- ENEMY!" elan_einlhander (18:52:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:53:56): You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a baby rat. You connect! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:14): Now, as a player of MUDs, this doesn't phase us... vencabot_teppoo (18:54:19): ...We don't even stop to read it. vencabot_teppoo (18:54:23): But, if we do... elan_einlhander (18:54:23): Lol elan_einlhander (18:54:28): Don't even bother, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:54:43): You LEAP into the AIR and launch a FLYING KICK at a BABY RAT... YOU CONNECT?! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:50): That is one MOTHER of a baby rat. vencabot_teppoo (18:55:06): If I had to LEAP into the air and launch a FLYING kick at a baby rat... I'd be afraid of that baby rat. elan_einlhander (18:55:21): Heh vencabot_teppoo (19:04:59): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:07): "But you can't really suck it..." vencabot_teppoo (19:05:10): "YES YOU CAN!" vencabot_teppoo (19:05:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:43): Such good memories. elan_einlhander (19:10:49): Nap vencabot_teppoo (19:11:01): Ok. 10-26-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:09:57): Hey Doug. ^_^ elan_einlhander (0:10:00): David elan_einlhander (0:10:09): How elan_einlhander (0:10:14): in the HELL vencabot_teppoo (0:10:18): ...? elan_einlhander (0:10:23): Can the power go out in JUST MY ROOM elan_einlhander (0:10:35): Around nine my power went out, just mine elan_einlhander (0:10:37): And it's still out vencabot_teppoo (0:10:44): That's insane. elan_einlhander (0:10:54): So I did a total computoral transference elan_einlhander (0:11:04): My computer is now in the hallway vencabot_teppoo (0:11:08): Well, not actually THAT insane. Used to happen to me. Something to do with how the power... and the... circuits... vencabot_teppoo (0:11:09): DOUG. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:14): You moved your entire computer? elan_einlhander (0:11:21): Yes, the whole damn console elan_einlhander (0:11:26): And the portal system vencabot_teppoo (0:11:29): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:11:33): ~not sure what to say~ vencabot_teppoo (0:11:40): ~wonders if he would have done the same thing~ elan_einlhander (0:11:44): Not even a power outage will stop the Einlhander vencabot_teppoo (0:11:47): ...That's crazy. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:52): You're crazy, rofl. elan_einlhander (0:11:55): I am vencabot_teppoo (0:11:59): ~sounds like Jackie Chan... awesome~ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:02): ~should really be asleep, but told someone he'd be on all night~ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:05): ~darn it~ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:21): ~gets over his obsession with Ericka, and thinks that he'll finally be able to get some sleep...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:13:31): ~but then makes dates. Never wants to make a date again, but he prolly will~ elan_einlhander (0:28:47): I made my story sound pretty epic elan_einlhander (0:28:56): When I told it to Vic, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:29:03): Lol. Brb vencabot_teppoo (0:29:07): Tell me when I get back, vencabot_teppoo (0:38:41): Back! elan_einlhander (0:38:54): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (0:39:16): Indeed. ~wonders when his computer is gonna go all Day-Light's savings on his butt~ elan_einlhander (0:39:30): Oh hell I forgot about that elan_einlhander (0:39:35): I GET ANOTHER HOUR elan_einlhander (0:39:38): HOT DAMN vencabot_teppoo (0:39:40): Get hype. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:45): Doug's already hype. elan_einlhander (0:39:50): I am vencabot_teppoo (0:40:33): I wanna be hungry. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): So I can eat something. vencabot_teppoo (0:40:40): But I'm not. elan_einlhander (0:40:42): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:40:53): I wanna eat Mac and Cheese but I'm too full. elan_einlhander (0:40:57): *tears open your stomach, emptying it's contents* elan_einlhander (0:40:58): There vencabot_teppoo (0:41:05): Lol. Thanks, Doug. I can always count on you. elan_einlhander (0:41:21): Anytime yo elan_einlhander (0:41:48): If not for disembowelment, what're friends for? vencabot_teppoo (0:42:20): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:01): Doug is NOT a shoulder to cry on... elan_einlhander (0:43:08): Hell no vencabot_teppoo (0:43:09): Doug is NOT someone to help you out of financial trouble... elan_einlhander (0:43:15): Doug is a punch in the face vencabot_teppoo (0:43:17): Doug is NOT someone to help you with work... vencabot_teppoo (0:43:18): BUT... vencabot_teppoo (0:43:23): Doug WILL disembowel you. elan_einlhander (0:43:31): As god as my witness vencabot_teppoo (0:43:45): He WILL. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:24): ~just had an epiphany...~ That guy in our Psych class... Will Gonzalez... vencabot_teppoo (0:54:27): ...Plays football... elan_einlhander (0:54:36): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:54:37): ...If he scored a touch-down from mid-field... vencabot_teppoo (0:54:45): ...I could call him "Speedy Gonzalez"... vencabot_teppoo (0:54:48): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:54:50): ...Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:54:59): PFFFFT elan_einlhander (0:55:12): Yeah, you could too vencabot_teppoo (0:55:18): I could. elan_einlhander (0:55:20): Except he'd pry say it was racist whitey vencabot_teppoo (0:55:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:55:27): And it would be. elan_einlhander (0:56:43): Charle's Angels 2 or whatever is even worse than the first one vencabot_teppoo (0:56:50): So I've heard. elan_einlhander (0:57:31): It's more like porn though vencabot_teppoo (0:57:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:58:14): And not even very good porn elan_einlhander (0:58:19): And trust me, ~I~ know vencabot_teppoo (0:58:25): Lol elan_einlhander (0:59:34): Gods I love Fisherman's Horizon elan_einlhander (0:59:36): If elan_einlhander (0:59:44): We played this to the whole world at once elan_einlhander (0:59:49): All the wars would STOP vencabot_teppoo (0:59:51): There would be peace. elan_einlhander (0:59:58): And everyone would be happy vencabot_teppoo (1:00:04): Until the song was over. elan_einlhander (1:00:29): We'd put it on repeat yo vencabot_teppoo (1:00:41): But then the power in your room would go out, and just in your room. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:53): And the world would be doomed. elan_einlhander (1:00:55): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:00:57): So true vencabot_teppoo (1:01:05): And they'd say, "HOW DID THE POWER GO OUT IN -JUST- HIS ROOM?!" vencabot_teppoo (1:01:15): As they all got blown to smitherines by the Russians. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:27): And you'd be like, "I DON'T KNOW!!!" vencabot_teppoo (1:01:33): Because you'd hear them. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:54): Because they'd be calling you, and you could use the phone in the OTHER room because just YOUR room went out. vencabot_teppoo (1:01:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:04): Lol elan_einlhander (1:02:07): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:02:11): So awesome. elan_einlhander (1:03:44): Maybe elan_einlhander (1:03:49): I'm a Lion vencabot_teppoo (1:03:56): No. vencabot_teppoo (1:03:59): You're a jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:02): You jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:04:21): Aw elan_einlhander (1:04:25): A lion-like jerk? vencabot_teppoo (1:04:31): No. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:33): Just a jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:35): You jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:47): You're a jerk-like jerk. vencabot_teppoo (1:05:01): You're a jerk-like jerk that likes to jerk, you jerk. elan_einlhander (1:05:03): I'm trying to defend my four-hour sleep nights to Vic elan_einlhander (1:05:14): And I'm getting so much nagging, just like Leyna vencabot_teppoo (1:05:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:06:37): She has never ever yelled at me, I wonder if today will be the first vencabot_teppoo (1:06:56): O.o;; elan_einlhander (1:09:59): I love my FFVIII music elan_einlhander (1:10:03): I wish I had more though vencabot_teppoo (1:10:20): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:35:15): Wow I hate this lame excuse for a chair elan_einlhander (1:35:18): I miss my rocking chair vencabot_teppoo (1:35:24): Heehee. elan_einlhander (1:44:33): Wow, he's so slick elan_einlhander (1:45:15): Ray (one of the fags) flipped me off when he thinks I don't see him elan_einlhander (1:45:33): If I see that again, I'll be forced to give him a nice punch in the jaw vencabot_teppoo (1:45:37): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:45:48): I think that would be a decent excuse *knows it isn't* vencabot_teppoo (1:53:29): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:07): Talking about religion with Ericka. elan_einlhander (1:56:14): Oh hell vencabot_teppoo (1:56:16): I swear I won't cry tonight. If I do, seriously, punch me tomorrow. elan_einlhander (1:56:32): Can do vencabot_teppoo (1:56:36): I'm not even kidding. I swore that I wouldn't cry bitterly ever again, because I had an epiphany and realized that I was more mature than that. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:42): It's just weakness that I need to purge. elan_einlhander (1:57:03): So I swear to god I'll hit you if you cry vencabot_teppoo (1:57:15): Awesome. elan_einlhander (1:57:15): It's not okay for guys to cry, as Luke stated elan_einlhander (1:57:38): Unless they get kicked in the crotch, then it's okay elan_einlhander (1:59:22): Woah elan_einlhander (1:59:26): I'm sleepy as hell now elan_einlhander (1:59:29): Dang elan_einlhander (1:59:48): Estuans Ineri, Ira ve hementi elan_einlhander (1:59:59): Interi* vencabot_teppoo (1:00:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:59): I am elan_einlhander (1:01:18): The Omega-Lhander *finding out I can slam "Lhander" onto anything now* vencabot_teppoo (1:01:27): Good man, lol. elan_einlhander (1:01:34): Anti-Lhander, lol elan_einlhander (1:01:38): My inverse elan_einlhander (1:01:55): Omni-Lhander elan_einlhander (1:01:59): *shuts up* vencabot_teppoo (1:02:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:02:28): Teppoo-Lhander elan_einlhander (1:02:29): ,,,,,, elan_einlhander (1:02:31): No, nevermind vencabot_teppoo (1:02:34): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:02:36): ~slaps you~ elan_einlhander (1:02:40): Yeah, for real elan_einlhander (1:02:53): In fact, that deserves a stabbing elan_einlhander (1:02:59): *bares stomach* vencabot_teppoo (1:03:08): ~stabs~ elan_einlhander (1:03:23): ~bleeds~ elan_einlhander (1:03:27): ~alot~ elan_einlhander (1:03:41): alot is one word in my book, lol elan_einlhander (1:04:25): I swear, in some story VT and Elan will end up fusing, SOMEHOW elan_einlhander (1:04:32): I feel it in my gut elan_einlhander (1:04:39): Which is now bleeding, hm vencabot_teppoo (1:04:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:46): I hope it bleeds that story out. elan_einlhander (1:04:53): aw elan_einlhander (1:05:13): Or I could adopt you as my honorary son elan_einlhander (1:05:21): Take on my name David elan_einlhander (1:05:22): Do it elan_einlhander (1:05:23): Do it elan_einlhander (1:05:24): Do it vencabot_teppoo (1:05:33): That'd be insane. elan_einlhander (1:05:45): But it would be awesome in a way elan_einlhander (1:06:44): Oh yeah, lol elan_einlhander (1:06:55): Guess what I did in my darkened, no-power room vencabot_teppoo (1:07:04): What? vencabot_teppoo (1:07:07): OH vencabot_teppoo (1:07:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:07:10): Get hype. elan_einlhander (1:07:43): Yeah, lol elan_einlhander (1:08:05): I just spent 60k to save Thomas elan_einlhander (1:08:30): He misbid on a sand ring, bid 60k elan_einlhander (1:08:37): So I bid 61k like the pussy I am vencabot_teppoo (1:09:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:47): Way to be a hero. vencabot_teppoo (1:09:56): A now financially destitute hero. elan_einlhander (1:10:13): Yup elan_einlhander (1:10:33): Wow I made his night vencabot_teppoo (1:10:45): Awesome. That's worth... almost 30k. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:11:08): Not even, no vitality elan_einlhander (1:31:46): Wow, I forgot how awesome headphones were vencabot_teppoo (1:33:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:47:20): Peace, Doug. I'm hittin' the sack! elan_einlhander (1:47:27): See yah vencabot_teppoo (1:47:27): Have a good night! vencabot_teppoo (18:13:44): Hail, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (18:25:07): Yo elan_einlhander (18:25:12): Sorry, was playin a game vencabot_teppoo (18:25:16): Wassup, G? It's cool elan_einlhander (18:25:24): I bought TMNT, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:25:39): TMNT? Oh... For GCN? elan_einlhander (18:25:48): Yeah elan_einlhander (18:25:55): I felt obligated to vencabot_teppoo (18:26:31): You ARE obligated to. vencabot_teppoo (18:26:34): It's YOUR generation, jerk. elan_einlhander (18:26:41): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:27:02): Definately vencabot_teppoo (18:34:19): EL CID SWORD?! vencabot_teppoo (18:34:23): ~in Tactics~ elan_einlhander (18:34:29): yeah, I have one of those vencabot_teppoo (18:34:44): AWWW... DEFENDER ABILITIY? vencabot_teppoo (18:34:48): Weak. elan_einlhander (18:34:59): What's wrong with Defenders? vencabot_teppoo (18:35:34): Nothing. I think its the best Bangaa job. vencabot_teppoo (18:35:44): I just wanted a weapon that said "Cid" to give a human ability. elan_einlhander (18:35:50): Er, yeah elan_einlhander (18:37:01): Lol, the knife infomercial is on vencabot_teppoo (18:37:12): Good thing John isn't watching elan_einlhander (18:37:24): Lol, yeah elan_einlhander (18:37:46): David, it can cut anything vencabot_teppoo (18:38:12): Lol. A few half-shoes later, and you'll decide to never watch infomercials again. elan_einlhander (18:38:27): And thousands of peeled potatos vencabot_teppoo (18:38:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:55): And finely sliced tomatos. elan_einlhander (18:39:03): FINELY vencabot_teppoo (18:39:09): Very finely. elan_einlhander (18:39:23): And we won't have to steal our wive's knives anymore vencabot_teppoo (18:39:35): Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:40:16): David, are you fed up with knives that don't cut? elan_einlhander (18:40:20): Is it RUINING your life? vencabot_teppoo (18:40:28): Yes. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:38): I TRY cutting hammers, but they get dull, and then I can't cut ANYTHING. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:46): And it ruins my life, so I TRY to commit suicide... vencabot_teppoo (18:40:49): But they WON'T CUT. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:51): TOO DULL. elan_einlhander (18:41:30): God damn, not even decent Suicide Knives vencabot_teppoo (18:41:38): For real. elan_einlhander (18:43:32): man that knife could remove A LOT of fingers vencabot_teppoo (18:44:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:46:29): Wow, he's the knife EXPERT elan_einlhander (18:46:34): And he's not even Mexican vencabot_teppoo (18:46:37): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:33): My archer is wrecking havic with Cupid. elan_einlhander (18:48:41): Yup, I hear that elan_einlhander (18:55:17): CUT THOSE SHOES vencabot_teppoo (18:55:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:55:27): GET BEASTY! elan_einlhander (18:55:37): CUT THAT PIPE vencabot_teppoo (18:55:51): GET HYPE, PIPE! elan_einlhander (18:57:06): Tinity The Tenacious Tramp is here. vencabot_teppoo (18:57:15): VT's buddy. elan_einlhander (18:57:25): Yup vencabot_teppoo (19:05:09): I love how Marche sounds EXACTLY like Ramza when he talks after battle. elan_einlhander (19:05:22): lol, yup elan_einlhander (19:05:26): he is Ramza, period elan_einlhander (19:16:59): How do you set table height with HTML? elan_einlhander (19:17:06): And the row height vencabot_teppoo (19:17:27): Table HEIGHT? No idea. I don't think its possible. It could be, though. I dunno. vencabot_teppoo (19:29:45): harryturney: ramon nodles is awsome harryturney: im becoming good in DC harryturney: i mean MM* harryturney: except rune stuff is still hard for me Vencabot_Teppoo: Uh oh. You like Ramen noodles? Vencabot_Teppoo: And you're getting good in MM? harryturney: not really but kind of harryturney: i have al ong ways to go harryturney: level 17 Vencabot_Teppoo: Harry... Ramen noodles is the official food of the video-game nerd. harryturney: get hype harryturney: lol i eat them all the times vencabot_teppoo (19:31:02): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (19:31:16): AN ENEMY THAT CAN GIVE DON'T ACT TO ALL OF MY GUYS AT ONCE?! elan_einlhander (19:31:33): Wow, what are you talking about> vencabot_teppoo (19:31:44): Those turtles with the sword stuck in them! elan_einlhander (19:31:52): oh, no they don't elan_einlhander (19:32:04): It doesn't hit everyone, only in a certain area or somethin vencabot_teppoo (19:32:29): One just used a skill called "Resonate" and it hit my entire party, which are ALL spread out over the map, and it disabled all of them. Dude, that must be some kinda big area. elan_einlhander (19:32:46): Maybe it only hits certain people then vencabot_teppoo (19:32:46): Retribution from my illusionist! vencabot_teppoo (19:58:18): Guess what ~I'm~ eating... elan_einlhander (19:58:29): Ramen I hope vencabot_teppoo (19:58:32): Tamales. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:37): Fresh made. elan_einlhander (19:58:39): Woah elan_einlhander (19:58:41): Gimme! vencabot_teppoo (19:59:17): Oh man, they're good.. elan_einlhander (19:59:40): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (19:59:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:05): Man, you should assimilate into my family. elan_einlhander (20:00:15): I want to yo elan_einlhander (20:00:28): I hate MY family, and yours consists of tamales, so I need in elan_einlhander (20:00:53): Hey, Duck Dodgers elan_einlhander (20:00:59): I love this opening vencabot_teppoo (20:06:56): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:12:55): Dodgers is awesome elan_einlhander (20:13:02): I dunno why, but he is vencabot_teppoo (20:13:36): For real vencabot_teppoo (20:13:48): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:16:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:01): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:20:43): What a WONDERFUL phrase. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:31): Awww. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:22): METHANE FARMS!!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:24:42): YES!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:31:44): ~shivers~ 10-27-03 vencabot_teppoo (16:40:01): Hail. elan_einlhander (16:40:06): I am so whippeed elan_einlhander (16:40:08): whipped* vencabot_teppoo (16:40:14): ? elan_einlhander (16:40:52): I just agreed to go to be at Eleven because Vic is so worried about me vencabot_teppoo (16:41:11): It's cool. It means she cares, and you really should. elan_einlhander (16:41:23): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:09:14): HOW do you do that? vencabot_teppoo (17:09:18): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:34): I'm looking for Lunabell. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:35): She's lost. elan_einlhander (17:09:43): Ohhhhh elan_einlhander (17:10:02): She's not even here vencabot_teppoo (17:10:05): She's at "the gate" elan_einlhander (17:10:10): Hm vencabot_teppoo (17:10:15): She might be outside. elan_einlhander (17:10:32): I'll help look vencabot_teppoo (17:10:36): Thanks, G. elan_einlhander (17:10:48): She's not out here, hmmmm vencabot_teppoo (17:10:58): Darn it. elan_einlhander (17:11:02): Tell her to survey elan_einlhander (17:11:09): And tell me what she sees vencabot_teppoo (17:11:54): She's not in Tellerium... elan_einlhander (17:12:02): No, she's not elan_einlhander (17:12:07): She's in the wilds somewhere vencabot_teppoo (17:12:17): She's "recalled," so she's prolly in Templeton. elan_einlhander (17:12:24): I'll look elan_einlhander (17:12:32): nope vencabot_teppoo (17:12:35): ? elan_einlhander (17:12:41): She's not here yo vencabot_teppoo (17:12:52): Sorry for sending you... on... vencabot_teppoo (17:12:55): ...Wait a minute. elan_einlhander (17:13:07): I was on my way here, no worries vencabot_teppoo (17:13:24): Vencabot_Teppoo: Since it leaves Tellerium to go to Templeton, but then comes RIGHT back. sweetlunabell: ah... sweetlunabell: can i send u on a wild goose chase????? Vencabot_Teppoo: This I know... from four years of this dern game, heehee. Vencabot_Teppoo: Whaddaya mean? I'm kinda busy. >_< Vencabot_Teppoo: I'll help if I can, though. What do you want me to look for? sweetlunabell: no im only joking Vencabot_Teppoo: O.o sweetlunabell: lol elan_einlhander (17:13:50): So vencabot_teppoo (17:13:57): So... elan_einlhander (17:13:58): Wait what happened? vencabot_teppoo (17:14:04): ...Maybe... she sent me on a wild goose chase? vencabot_teppoo (17:14:09): And was elluding to it? elan_einlhander (17:14:12): Hmmmm vencabot_teppoo (17:14:16): I didn't understand what she meant. She said that out of nowhere. vencabot_teppoo (17:14:19): And then wouldn't explain. elan_einlhander (17:14:22): Wow vencabot_teppoo (17:14:33): Weirdo. vencabot_teppoo (17:14:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:14:40): She's awesome then vencabot_teppoo (17:15:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:15:27): Marry her David elan_einlhander (17:15:36): Make her the Queen of Rock vencabot_teppoo (17:15:42): Awesome. elan_einlhander (17:16:42): She has such an adorable name though vencabot_teppoo (17:17:06): It reminds me of "Daisy-belle" from the song Bicycle for Two. elan_einlhander (17:17:29): It's too cute vencabot_teppoo (17:17:35): Heehee. elan_einlhander (18:20:50): Lunabell has arrived from the south. elan_einlhander (18:20:54): Well I'll be damned vencabot_teppoo (23:27:26): Connecccctttiiiioooon... elan_einlhander (23:28:19): I just had three hour lag elan_einlhander (23:28:21): wow vencabot_teppoo (23:28:26): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:28): That sucks. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:07): Get hype, Brak. elan_einlhander (23:31:16): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (23:31:19): Never mind. elan_einlhander (23:31:22): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (23:32:52): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:33:40): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:34:12): AHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (23:34:21): ~shuts up~ elan_einlhander (23:37:10): Wow, Logic leveled like a bizzle vencabot_teppoo (23:37:45): What level is he? elan_einlhander (23:37:50): 92 vencabot_teppoo (23:37:58): Holy smoke. elan_einlhander (23:38:30): AND he's in a clan vencabot_teppoo (23:38:34): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:38:38): What clan? vencabot_teppoo (23:38:44): ~Futurama is funny~ elan_einlhander (23:38:47): The Returners vencabot_teppoo (23:38:53): Whoa... Never heard of them. elan_einlhander (23:39:10): I finally convinced Victoriana to multiclass elan_einlhander (23:39:16): She is now a Druid, I'm leveling her up vencabot_teppoo (23:39:24): Awesome. elan_einlhander (23:39:35): I guess vencabot_teppoo (23:40:08): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:40:10): YES!!! 10-28-03 vencabot_teppoo (20:10:20): Hail, Einlhander.. elan_einlhander (20:10:29): My...dad is over? vencabot_teppoo (20:10:34): O.o elan_einlhander (20:11:42): Crazy, I didn't think he was alive anymore vencabot_teppoo (20:12:13): Crazy indeed. elan_einlhander (20:12:56): *shrug elan_einlhander (20:36:40): Be ready for me to suddenly leace elan_einlhander (20:36:42): leave* vencabot_teppoo (20:36:51): Ok. Why? elan_einlhander (20:37:13): Cuz, my dad is here vencabot_teppoo (20:37:21): Ok? elan_einlhander (20:37:50): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:37:55): Ok. elan_einlhander (21:42:44): Back vencabot_teppoo (21:42:58): I almost beat Kenny in the Arena. vencabot_teppoo (21:43:03): As VT. vencabot_teppoo (21:43:05): ~VT~ vencabot_teppoo (21:44:26): Whoever ALMOST gets beaten by VT doesn't deserve the water they drink. elan_einlhander (21:44:38): Wow elan_einlhander (21:44:43): Are you shitting me? vencabot_teppoo (21:44:47): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:51): I just blinded him first round. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:44:52): Tell me you are elan_einlhander (21:44:59): With YOUR eq? vencabot_teppoo (21:45:03): And he couldn't do anything. What eq? elan_einlhander (21:45:11): Exactly, what eq vencabot_teppoo (21:45:29): He couldn't hit me! My eq didnt matter. I just beat him up with hand-to-hand while casting fireball. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:12): He DID get me, though, because he fled and then came back unblinded and my blind backfired. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:26): If it wouldn't have backfired, I would have seriously had him. elan_einlhander (21:46:27): Aw vencabot_teppoo (21:46:31): With no eq. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:33): And no weapons. elan_einlhander (21:46:54): Wow vencabot_teppoo (21:47:31): He was like, "Why are you sneaking? I'll never find you!" and I was like, "That's kinda the point. I'm gonna fight." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:26): His excuse? vencabot_teppoo (21:48:36): "VT's level 103." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:40): As if that makes ANY difference. elan_einlhander (21:48:45): Wow, go Kenny vencabot_teppoo (21:48:56): I was like, "...But... all of your stats are better than mine..." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:59): "And your EQ..." vencabot_teppoo (21:49:02): Good times. elan_einlhander (21:49:12): Awesome times actually vencabot_teppoo (21:49:42): For real. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:51): Cyll selling tourms for 1k a piece. elan_einlhander (21:53:59): Yippee vencabot_teppoo (21:54:00): You could buy and then sell for 1.1 and be rich. elan_einlhander (21:54:05): Interest vencabot_teppoo (21:54:11): Isn't 1.2k average? elan_einlhander (21:54:25): *shrug* I guess, more like 1.5 nowadays vencabot_teppoo (21:54:32): You should buy. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:44): ~VT knows EVERYTHING about making money, obviously~ vencabot_teppoo (21:55:18): I can't get over the fact that VT actually inflicted serious damage on anyone. Figures it'd be KENNY. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:30): Just clubbing him with a flute, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:01): VT, just picturing Prunak as a pinnata full of pistacios. elan_einlhander (21:56:09): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:56:34): "MUST... BREAK!!!" vencabot_teppoo (21:56:44): *whap* *bap* *crash* elan_einlhander (21:56:52): Burning vencabot_teppoo (21:57:09): Burning? vencabot_teppoo (21:57:15): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (21:57:16): Fireball vencabot_teppoo (21:58:22): VT, just dancing around Prunak, a minotaur clawing at his eyes. elan_einlhander (21:58:25): Cam is an idiot vencabot_teppoo (21:58:32): This just in? vencabot_teppoo (21:58:36): I mean... In what way? elan_einlhander (21:58:48): He's ignorant of reality vencabot_teppoo (21:59:02): You're gonna have to elbaborate. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:05): Elaborate. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:12): Not elbaborate. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:46): What's going on? elan_einlhander (22:06:54): Matt about to retire vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): Whoa. elan_einlhander (22:12:30): *sigh* And I so wanted to do some homework tonight vencabot_teppoo (22:35:56): I wanna get CPKed. elan_einlhander (22:36:09): Done and done vencabot_teppoo (22:36:18): By someone that doesn't know me. elan_einlhander (22:36:20): Oh elan_einlhander (22:36:21): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:36:29): Heehee. elan_einlhander (22:44:55): Did we have physics homework? vencabot_teppoo (22:45:02): I have 45+75+45+15+15+Yup. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:04): I mean, yup. elan_einlhander (22:45:15): damn vencabot_teppoo (22:45:30): Sorry, yo. elan_einlhander (22:45:52): Did you do it? vencabot_teppoo (22:46:51): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:39): 223... elan_einlhander (22:47:46): That's insane vencabot_teppoo (22:48:34): That's a lot of shots. vencabot_teppoo (22:48:41): Now I MUST be CPKed... elan_einlhander (22:49:02): That would be.....so awesome elan_einlhander (22:49:08): I know where a CPK room is in Rune vencabot_teppoo (22:49:17): I dun wanna lose my dolls, though. vencabot_teppoo (22:49:33): And... although it'd increase my reputation to be CPKed... vencabot_teppoo (22:49:44): ...I dunno if I can part with 223 shots. elan_einlhander (22:49:50): Oh, all right elan_einlhander (22:49:54): I could hold your dolls elan_einlhander (22:49:57): But I understand vencabot_teppoo (22:50:41): 3 leather backpacks... 3 strong oaken boxes... 3 small canvas bags... 1 leather purse... 1 woll sack... vencabot_teppoo (22:50:44): All filled with shots... vencabot_teppoo (22:50:51): and 28 on hand... vencabot_teppoo (22:51:14): All CLOSED... vencabot_teppoo (22:51:26): So that when someone steals them from my corpse, then have to open them, one by one... vencabot_teppoo (22:51:41): And say, "...Oh... my... God... of ROCK?!" elan_einlhander (22:51:47): Yes, so awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:51:59): That's what happens when you give VT 15k. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:09): He goes and buys many containers, because he can only carry 46 items at one time. elan_einlhander (22:52:38): and gets hype vencabot_teppoo (22:52:43): So hype. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:59): I think I'm gonna dance around the town square of vospire. vencabot_teppoo (22:53:21): Or is that not CPK? elan_einlhander (22:53:44): the forest thing is elan_einlhander (22:53:49): Just use the one in RUne vencabot_teppoo (22:54:13): But do people CPK there? elan_einlhander (22:54:25): If you were standing there, they surely would vencabot_teppoo (22:54:33): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:39): I'll wait until tomorrow, though. elan_einlhander (22:54:52): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:55:06): It'll be so awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:31): 8 stones and 13 pebbles worth of weight. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:39): For a Halfling that can only carry 8 stones... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:43): And has no possessions... elan_einlhander (22:56:50): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:57:00): That's hard-core awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:04): Whoa... elan_einlhander (23:54:09): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (23:54:33): Get hype... ~just out of curiousity, went to www.jesusisgod.com... has no idea how to read the site, but it has a pretty cool midi~ vencabot_teppoo (23:54:46): ~wonders what this is a midi of~ vencabot_teppoo (23:55:14): ~prolly some religious song, heehee~ vencabot_teppoo (23:55:29): ~sounds kinda like... Welcome Back Kotter... ironic~ vencabot_teppoo (23:56:01): ~certain that he's heard it before...~ 10-29-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:07:34): Apparently, this song has words... elan_einlhander (0:07:47): Apparently vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): Maybe I should download it... AND DELETE IT WITHIN THE 24 HOUR TRIAL PERIOD!! ~whap~ elan_einlhander (0:08:29): And get slapped by Doug vencabot_teppoo (0:08:47): ~assumed so much... already inserted the "whap" just for that reason~ vencabot_teppoo (0:09:02): ~took the WHAP right out of your mouth... or hand... or whatever~ elan_einlhander (0:09:13): *slaps you* vencabot_teppoo (0:09:19): Ow... elan_einlhander (0:09:33): brb, I need Ramen vencabot_teppoo (0:09:37): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:49): Acknowledge. elan_einlhander (15:50:53): Hey vencabot_teppoo (15:51:00): Heehee. elan_einlhander (16:24:03): Hturney worshipper of VT and think Prunak is gay and C olwyn is awsome at MM is sleeping here. elan_einlhander (16:24:06): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:24:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:27:05): oscarthegrouch108: this is stupid to say, but i miss you elan_einlhander (16:27:08): Shit shit shit elan_einlhander (16:27:18): I should say "Yeah, it is stupid* vencabot_teppoo (16:27:35): ...Hmmm. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:48): Tricky. elan_einlhander (16:27:52): Very elan_einlhander (16:27:56): I'm trying something vencabot_teppoo (16:28:01): What?! Lol. elan_einlhander (16:28:07): We'll see vencabot_teppoo (16:32:06): imaworkofar?o vencabot_teppoo (16:32:11): A character's name in Chatalot. vencabot_teppoo (16:32:17): "I'm a work o' fart?" vencabot_teppoo (16:32:19): Heehee. elan_einlhander (16:32:20): Wow vencabot_teppoo (16:32:31): That's how David translates. elan_einlhander (16:46:41): I should PK Harry, lol vencabot_teppoo (16:46:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:46:49): He doesn't know who my character is anyway vencabot_teppoo (16:56:14): VT, convincing a newbie to make a Halfling Bard. elan_einlhander (16:56:26): Wow vencabot_teppoo (16:56:32): Awesome. elan_einlhander (16:56:37): Yes elan_einlhander (16:57:12): I wish I knew how to "save my Portal settings" so I could upgrade vencabot_teppoo (16:57:16): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:12:29): ~prays for death... and walks to where he'll reincarnate... lays down on the ground, and closes his eyes~ elan_einlhander (17:12:55): Aw vencabot_teppoo (17:13:11): Heehee. Awesome. elan_einlhander (17:30:40): Okay, gimme the exact layout for this stress project vencabot_teppoo (17:31:12): One sec. elan_einlhander (17:31:32): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (17:31:58): Ok. First, decide on a stress topic. elan_einlhander (17:32:05): Meaning...? vencabot_teppoo (17:32:10): Anything. elan_einlhander (17:32:21): Like, what stresses me? Or like what? vencabot_teppoo (17:33:02): Anything that involves stress. You've bee watching the others, right? elan_einlhander (17:33:07): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:33:07): What stresses you... how you relieve it... vencabot_teppoo (17:33:08): Etc. elan_einlhander (17:33:11): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:33:19): And then... vencabot_teppoo (17:33:21): Choose a media. vencabot_teppoo (17:33:26): That illustrates your topic. vencabot_teppoo (17:33:34): Song, poem, clip, excerpt, whatever. elan_einlhander (17:34:25): Right elan_einlhander (17:34:34): What do I write about? vencabot_teppoo (17:34:47): The topic, and the media. vencabot_teppoo (17:34:54): Only has to be a page, double-spaced. elan_einlhander (17:35:04): I see vencabot_teppoo (17:35:33): We're drinking all of the booze. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:41): But I'm keeping the containers, so I can fill them again. elan_einlhander (17:36:13): Who is we? vencabot_teppoo (17:36:31): Me, Mystral, Azurex, and Heerro... who just left. elan_einlhander (17:36:44): i sees vencabot_teppoo (17:37:44): Lol. The chick is an angry drunk. elan_einlhander (17:37:53): Hehe elan_einlhander (17:38:11): Wow, that is one long ass log elan_einlhander (17:38:30): And I only posted a tenth of it vencabot_teppoo (17:38:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:49:51): Man, what should I do my stress thing on elan_einlhander (17:49:56): I can't think of anything vencabot_teppoo (17:50:10): Video games. elan_einlhander (17:50:29): Wow, that'll make me look cool in front of my classmates elan_einlhander (17:50:44): I would like to avoid using that as the main topic, maybe as a side thing vencabot_teppoo (17:51:10): ~nosd~ elan_einlhander (17:55:49): Wow, should I trust the only guy who has ever CPKed me? vencabot_teppoo (17:55:56): No, lol. elan_einlhander (17:56:04): For real elan_einlhander (18:06:40): I spoke to my mom about Croley vencabot_teppoo (18:06:46): And? elan_einlhander (18:06:46): It was hard to explain it though elan_einlhander (18:07:01): She asked me if she wanted her to come in and talk to the teacher vencabot_teppoo (18:07:15): And? elan_einlhander (18:08:07): I told her I wouldn't ask for something out of the question, but the need may arise vencabot_teppoo (18:10:44): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:12:01): Lol, Cam said he wants to skin miss croley vencabot_teppoo (18:12:11): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:12:32): And then ~I~ could wear it as my new coat vencabot_teppoo (18:12:54): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:13:31): Lol, cameron's class thinks he's a racist now vencabot_teppoo (18:14:08): So I heard, lol. elan_einlhander (18:15:46): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:15:53): He's gonna make her skull into a top hat vencabot_teppoo (18:16:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:17:44): Wow, how does pizza always make it better? vencabot_teppoo (18:19:23): No idea. elan_einlhander (18:21:59): man there is no way I'll remember to go to my appointment tomorrow elan_einlhander (18:22:05): It's at 7:45 vencabot_teppoo (18:22:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:22:23): remind me I guess vencabot_teppoo (18:22:31): If you're even there on time. elan_einlhander (18:22:35): Ouch elan_einlhander (18:22:38): Good point though, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:22:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:27:36): Wow, the night is still young. elan_einlhander (18:27:37): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:27:42): Poll at GameFAQS! vencabot_teppoo (18:27:46): ~GOES` elan_einlhander (18:28:02): I wonder if they're running out of ideas, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:28:09): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:28:26): Over the roll is best vencabot_teppoo (18:28:31): Over the roll, get hype. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:39): ~started typing that right when you did~ elan_einlhander (18:28:43): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:28:45): Over the roll is winning. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:46): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:29:01): ~thinks he wants to add another portion to his page~ elan_einlhander (18:29:17): I do, but I gotta wait for the contest to end vencabot_teppoo (18:29:22): You do? elan_einlhander (18:29:29): I prolly shouldm' elan_einlhander (18:29:40): shouldn't edit it while they're judging vencabot_teppoo (18:29:54): Pfffft. I dun care. I can see where you're comin' from, though. vencabot_teppoo (18:29:57): I'll take my chances. elan_einlhander (18:30:01): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:31:30): TAO IS ALIVE???? elan_einlhander (18:31:40): That's insane vencabot_teppoo (18:31:40): You mean, in MM? elan_einlhander (18:31:41): No elan_einlhander (18:31:44): I mean in Dragonball vencabot_teppoo (18:31:45): ~saw him the other day, in MM~ vencabot_teppoo (18:31:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:47): Oh. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:52): ~doesn't watch Dragonball~ vencabot_teppoo (18:31:55): ~has no idea who Tao is~ elan_einlhander (18:31:57): WHAR DID I MISS? elan_einlhander (18:32:08): Chi chi is like a teenager, if that's her elan_einlhander (18:33:05): WOAH elan_einlhander (18:33:14): TURN ON CARTOON NETWORK, NOW vencabot_teppoo (18:33:55): Is it that big of a deal? ~John courteously turns~ vencabot_teppoo (18:33:58): Oh, THAT Tao. elan_einlhander (18:34:06): And look at Goku! elan_einlhander (18:34:14): He's like twenty! elan_einlhander (18:34:32): They musta jumped a couple years vencabot_teppoo (18:34:38): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:34:43): Alot of years actually elan_einlhander (18:35:42): Seeing teenage Goku blew my freaking mind vencabot_teppoo (18:35:53): ~has seen him before~ vencabot_teppoo (18:37:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:37:58): Computer guiding. elan_einlhander (18:38:15): KRILLIN! elan_einlhander (18:38:25): He's the same as he is twenty years from now vencabot_teppoo (18:38:32): Heehee. elan_einlhander (18:39:16): Mecha-Tao, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:40:39): Dragonball is infinitely cooler than DBZ. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:42): INFINITELY. elan_einlhander (18:40:48): so true elan_einlhander (18:40:51): But elan_einlhander (18:41:04): I haven't seen it all, so I'm mad vencabot_teppoo (18:41:27): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (18:45:50): WHOA vencabot_teppoo (18:45:56): Good times. elan_einlhander (18:46:00): Krillin is awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:46:05): I remember the Dodan ray. elan_einlhander (18:46:11): Dodan ray, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:46:50): Whoa. elan_einlhander (18:47:42): Woah vencabot_teppoo (18:47:42): GET HYPE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:47:48): DID YOU SEE HOW HYPE HE JUST GOT?! vencabot_teppoo (18:47:56): OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HIM ROCK!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:47:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:47:59): Jesus tap-dancing Christ vencabot_teppoo (18:48:22): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:48:36): AND DONE elan_einlhander (18:48:45): He has a huge mouth vencabot_teppoo (18:49:03): Puar = awesome. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:02): I love his voice, lol. elan_einlhander (18:51:16): Get hype Goku elan_einlhander (18:51:20): YES elan_einlhander (18:51:22): CHI CHI elan_einlhander (18:51:23): AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (18:51:30): Heehee. elan_einlhander (18:51:52): No vencabot_teppoo (18:51:54): PICCOLO! elan_einlhander (18:51:54): NO elan_einlhander (18:51:57): YES vencabot_teppoo (18:51:59): YES! elan_einlhander (18:52:08): YEEEESSSSSSSS! vencabot_teppoo (18:52:11): Piccolo was my fav char in DBZ before he turned gay. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:31): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:52:33): So cute. elan_einlhander (18:53:14): NO elan_einlhander (18:53:16): COME ON vencabot_teppoo (18:53:47): Harsh. elan_einlhander (18:55:23): I need to watch that tomorrow vencabot_teppoo (18:55:29): For real. elan_einlhander (18:59:17): Get hype spies elan_einlhander (19:14:24): Turns out Doug is the perfect life-form, much to everyone's surprise vencabot_teppoo (19:14:31): ~surprise~ elan_einlhander (19:14:40): It's true elan_einlhander (19:33:45): What emoticon would you use for being sad? vencabot_teppoo (19:34:12): T_T elan_einlhander (19:34:17): Ah vencabot_teppoo (19:34:26): Notice the tears running down the cheeks. elan_einlhander (19:34:27): I just don't like to use gay sideway ones vencabot_teppoo (19:34:34): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (20:01:44): Say something to cheer me up! vencabot_teppoo (20:01:45): NOW! vencabot_teppoo (20:01:47): ~sigh~ elan_einlhander (20:02:08): Uh........one plue one equals one on a bun vencabot_teppoo (20:02:13): Lol. Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:29:28): Harry completed his first quest. elan_einlhander (20:29:36): Get hype elan_einlhander (20:29:38): So hype vencabot_teppoo (20:29:40): Definately. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:49): ~JUST got his hand-to-hand to full~ vencabot_teppoo (20:32:03): ~might as well, since it was at 63~ elan_einlhander (20:33:03): I see vencabot_teppoo (21:09:15): 239 shots. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:17): New record. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:58): Two hundred and forty two shots. elan_einlhander (21:11:06): Crazy yo vencabot_teppoo (21:12:12): Brb. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:44): Back. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:50): ~forgot to mention it, not that you really care~ vencabot_teppoo (21:36:01): ~that much, anyway~ elan_einlhander (21:36:12): Oh, hey vencabot_teppoo (21:45:49): OLukieDukieO: or should i say crazy half mexican Vencabot Teppoo: I need something to heal me. Vencabot Teppoo: I need something to help me. Vencabot Teppoo: I need something to give me a boost. Vencabot Teppoo: NOW PICK! Vencabot Teppoo: CHOOSE! Vencabot Teppoo: TELL ME! Vencabot Teppoo: I'M THE GREEN RANGER! Vencabot Teppoo: THE COOLEST OF THEM ALL! Vencabot Teppoo: BEHOLD, MY GODZILLA ZORD! Vencabot Teppoo: BEHOLD!! HOW I SUMMON IT WITH MY DAGGER / FLUTE! Vencabot Teppoo: THAT TALKS! Vencabot Teppoo: GAZE UPON MY LITHE PHYSIQUE AS I DO BACKFLIPS AND ASSORTED KARATE MOVES, WITH EXAGGERATED MOTIONS AND SOUND EFFECTS! Vencabot Teppoo: Hoo! *whap* HiYA! *swish* Vencabot Teppoo: *bap* Vencabot Teppoo: Take THIS! *biff, smack* vencabot_teppoo (21:46:06): Vencabot Teppoo: No longer am I under your hypnotic spell, Rita Repulsa!!! Now I will get my REVENGE! Vencabot Teppoo: And steal back my Green Ranger Coin! Vencabot Teppoo: Hiya! *whap* You don't stand a chance! *whiff, crack* Now I have you! ~flip, kick~ *pow* Vencabot Teppoo: Aha! Victory is mine! Wait... I'm dead! Red Ranger, take my Green Ranger vest and dagger, and zord! Vencabot Teppoo: Oh, why does the coolest one always have to be the one that dies? Vencabot Teppoo: ... Vencabot Teppoo: x_x vencabot_teppoo (21:46:24): ... elan_einlhander (21:46:51): Wow yo vencabot_teppoo (21:47:14): That's EXACTLY what Luke said elan_einlhander (21:47:32): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:47:44): OLukieDukieO: wow dave OLukieDukieO: wow elan_einlhander (21:48:00): Dave? vencabot_teppoo (21:48:02): Vencabot Teppoo: Not "Dave." Vencabot Teppoo: TOMMY. elan_einlhander (21:48:02): Kill hum elan_einlhander (21:48:04): him* vencabot_teppoo (21:48:40): Tommy... the GREEN RANGER!!! elan_einlhander (21:49:25): Calm down yo vencabot_teppoo (21:50:41): >_O vencabot_teppoo (21:50:56): Vencabot Teppoo: Not "Dave." Vencabot Teppoo: TOMMY. Vencabot Teppoo: TOMMY, the GREEN RANGER. OLukieDukieO: hows kimberly the pink ranger as a girlfriend OLukieDukieO: does she give good head? Vencabot Teppoo: ~WHAP~ Vencabot Teppoo: What are you talking about? OLukieDukieO: hahaha Vencabot Teppoo: Power Rangers? OLukieDukieO: yhes Vencabot Teppoo: Why? vencabot_teppoo (21:50:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:51:16): Wow vencabot_teppoo (21:51:22): Good times. elan_einlhander (21:51:22): Only Luke vencabot_teppoo (21:51:26): And yet I'm so insane. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:31): And must destroy. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:35): The world as we know it. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:43): Do you realize that that is REALLY my goal in life? vencabot_teppoo (21:51:47): To destroy the world as we know it? vencabot_teppoo (21:51:55): It sounds crazy when you word it like that. elan_einlhander (21:52:26): but it is elan_einlhander (22:53:58): *sigh* So much anger imposed on me today vencabot_teppoo (22:54:09): ~nods and sighs, too...~ elan_einlhander (22:54:23): I'm gonna kill Blueknight vencabot_teppoo (22:54:43): Go ahead. See what I care. elan_einlhander (22:54:44): I swear, I'm about to go off on him, and it'll prolly get me thrown outta the clan vencabot_teppoo (22:54:51): Oh well. elan_einlhander (22:54:57): Fine vencabot_teppoo (23:33:09): Futurama, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:40:22): O.O 10-30-03 vencabot_teppoo (19:02:08): Suikoden III has the best opening ever... vencabot_teppoo (19:02:21): I've seen a lot of openings. elan_einlhander (19:02:30): Never seen it mysel elan_einlhander (19:02:33): myself* vencabot_teppoo (19:02:53): It's insane. Anime, and really, really cool Chinese music. It takes a while to grow on ya... At first I thought it was stupid. vencabot_teppoo (19:15:02): http://www.gotorion.com/orion/flash/flashes.php?file=dbznutshell.swf&title=DBZ%20in%20a%20Nutshell vencabot_teppoo (19:15:11): Crapped my pants. elan_einlhander (19:32:40): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:33:29): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:33:45): Oh man, I think I DID crap my pants vencabot_teppoo (19:37:21): "Well, OUR power levels are above... TWO million!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:28): "PLUS we can go Super Saiyan!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:34): "Oh my God a SUPER SAIYAN!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:37:46): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:56:54): Man, Titanium Rhapsody is SO awesome. elan_einlhander (19:57:30): Oh my god, I listened to it again vencabot_teppoo (19:57:38): So did I, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:45): It's so awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:50): Mama... Just killed a man... vencabot_teppoo (20:00:58): Put a gun against his head... pulled the trigger now he's dead... vencabot_teppoo (20:01:32): As if that SONG wasn't cool enough... elan_einlhander (20:01:32): I see a little sillhouette of a man vencabot_teppoo (20:01:42): ~playing it again right now~ elan_einlhander (20:01:46): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (20:05:40): ...Awesome... elan_einlhander (20:05:54): Is it Galalush that they say? vencabot_teppoo (20:06:10): No idea, lol. It sounds like German, and it sounds like galaloosh to me, too. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:32): I'm gonna go work out. Peace. elan_einlhander (20:23:41): Peace 10-31-03 vencabot_teppoo (14:03:02): Yo. elan_einlhander (14:03:06): eeeeeey vencabot_teppoo (14:07:50): My life couldn't be more intense. vencabot_teppoo (14:09:28): I'll crack up from now on when Croley appologizes for stressing me out. vencabot_teppoo (14:09:31): Because really, she doesn't. elan_einlhander (14:09:52): I somehow don't believe you vencabot_teppoo (14:10:40): I don't care about that class. I feel stressed to do the homework, but not BECAUSE of the class... because of all this crazy spiritual stuff I'm involved in. The actual class... school... none of it really matters to me. vencabot_teppoo (14:10:57): I'm fighting a war with SANITY. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:08): It's so much more intense than school I could crap my pants. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:23): Than video games, than life, than this whole WORLD. It's insane. I love it and hate it and feels so good but SOOO terrible. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:28): So terrible and frightening that I could cry. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:40): I'm under so much stress... but its not like stress of THIS WORLD. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:50): It's awesome. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:55): I love my life. elan_einlhander (14:12:01): I have no idea what you're talking about, since you never make any sense vencabot_teppoo (14:12:02): And I will destroy the world. vencabot_teppoo (14:12:13): It's ok. I feel 20 times more awesome just from telling you. vencabot_teppoo (14:12:18): I know I never make any sense. elan_einlhander (14:12:33): No, you change your outlook everyday vencabot_teppoo (14:12:42): I do. vencabot_teppoo (14:12:48): Because I become smarter everyday. vencabot_teppoo (14:12:55): Or more crazy. vencabot_teppoo (14:12:56): One of the two. 11-1-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:25:05): Are you watching South Park? Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:25:27): Nope elan_einlhander (0:57:09): *pulls off his helmet and starts jamming* vencabot_teppoo (0:57:16): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:59:42): You receive a white leather quiver in the ma il, sent by Colwyn on Fri Oct 31 20:18:20 2003. Get hype, get so very hype elan_einlhander (0:59:56): Immortals went crazy and auction all the immortal-only junk elan_einlhander (1:00:04): And THAT came up and Colwyn bid for me elan_einlhander (1:00:07): 5 million gold vencabot_teppoo (1:00:16): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:20): So, after all... vencabot_teppoo (1:00:24): Colwyn... really... elan_einlhander (1:00:26): Yes vencabot_teppoo (1:00:28): IS a buddy? elan_einlhander (1:00:31): Is a buddy vencabot_teppoo (1:00:34): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:00:42): I repayed me with a donation, for being THAT awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:00:47): Awesome. elan_einlhander (1:00:52): I gave him a stone of alyria, he earned it I say vencabot_teppoo (1:01:02): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:01:16): So it does indeed turn out that Colwyn IS a buddy O_O vencabot_teppoo (1:01:31): O.O elan_einlhander (1:01:45): There are TWO people in New Rigel, awesom vencabot_teppoo (1:02:07): Including you? elan_einlhander (1:02:17): Three including me elan_einlhander (1:04:50): THUNDER BOLT AND LIGHTNING vencabot_teppoo (1:04:57): VERY VERY FRIGHTENING elan_einlhander (1:05:04): Awesome elan_einlhander (1:05:22): I remember the first time I fell in love with that song, now it's all back vencabot_teppoo (1:10:40): ~I~ remember... vencabot_teppoo (1:10:45): When Dexter's lab used to be tolerable. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:50): ~mutes and puts on music~ elan_einlhander (1:11:02): Yup vencabot_teppoo (1:22:29): ~is so high on brain-power... you know how he gets~ vencabot_teppoo (1:22:40): I just came to the conclusion that life is art, and good art is life. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:45): In one way or another. elan_einlhander (1:23:04): Right, whatever vencabot_teppoo (1:25:23): Some people say that art imitates life, and some people say that life imitates art... I always believed the former, but recently I've been able to draw a lot of conclusions about my life from the short stories I used to write, as if I was predicting the future, and now I say, "Does my life imitate my art?" but no. It's because my stories really were deep and emotional, and they were almost real that way. Of COURSE I should be able to draw parallels. And then I thought about other forms of art... Paintings, poetry... It all COMES from life, anyway, and our live- WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? Ignore this. Don't even respond to this message. vencabot_teppoo (1:29:46): Must... buy... PuffyAmiYumi CD... vencabot_teppoo (1:30:41): Who could possibly like the Teen Titans song enough to buy the CD? elan_einlhander (1:30:51): you vencabot_teppoo (1:30:58): Who? Who would pay 12 dollars to hear other stuff from the people that sang it...? ME?! vencabot_teppoo (1:30:58): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:31:00): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:31:02): ~thinks~ vencabot_teppoo (1:31:08): Good thing I don't have 12 dollars. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:31:13): Yup elan_einlhander (1:42:04): Been at this global all day, man my eyes hurt vencabot_teppoo (1:42:25): I forgot all about the global, like I knew I would. elan_einlhander (1:42:34): Not like you could do it elan_einlhander (1:42:37): It's hack and slash vencabot_teppoo (1:42:46): Kenny reminded me yesterday, and I was like, "Oh yeah! Global! I already forgot... I'll prolly forget tomorrow." vencabot_teppoo (1:42:48): Oh well. elan_einlhander (1:43:00): It's constant fighting vencabot_teppoo (1:43:12): Harh. vencabot_teppoo (1:59:37): Vahn tells you 'It is my personal life quest to be the bane of his existance. Fa te has cast it this way.' elan_einlhander (1:59:50): What the FUCK? vencabot_teppoo (1:59:54): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:35): You tell Vahn 'Why would Fate do that? I happen to know Fate, personally.' Vahn is currently in combat, he may not see your tell. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:44): Vahn tells you 'It is not your concern.' vencabot_teppoo (2:00:53): You tell Vahn 'Well, an enemy of Elan is an enemy of mine, an d an enemy of mine is an enemy of every Halfling and Bard in Alyria...' Vahn is currently in combat, he may not see your tell. elan_einlhander (2:01:16): Which is like, ten people! vencabot_teppoo (2:01:27): Plus HE'S a halfling... vencabot_teppoo (2:01:29): Loser. vencabot_teppoo (2:01:33): Anyway, g'night. elan_einlhander (2:01:39): Night vencabot_teppoo (2:01:44): Remind me to add Vahn to my honors page. vencabot_teppoo (2:02:09): ~poof~ elan_einlhander (2:02:09): Can do vencabot_teppoo (15:32:22): ...Hey... vencabot_teppoo (15:32:24): O.o elan_einlhander (15:32:27): Hey vencabot_teppoo (15:32:32): What's up? elan_einlhander (15:32:39): Nothin elan_einlhander (15:32:44): Except elan_einlhander (15:33:07): I'm eating almost two pounds of Dots and washing it down with fruit punch vencabot_teppoo (15:33:14): Dots? elan_einlhander (15:33:18): Dots elan_einlhander (15:33:20): Candy vencabot_teppoo (15:33:23): Those candy on the paper? elan_einlhander (15:33:26): No elan_einlhander (15:33:32): Lil chewy things vencabot_teppoo (15:33:36): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:39): Well. Congrats. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:41): Halloween? elan_einlhander (15:33:42): Thank you elan_einlhander (15:33:45): Nay, I bought it elan_einlhander (15:33:48): Big sale vencabot_teppoo (15:33:50): ... elan_einlhander (15:33:55): All half off, so I stocked up on Dots vencabot_teppoo (15:33:55): ...What? Oh. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:59): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:02): That's awesome. elan_einlhander (15:34:15): It is vencabot_teppoo (15:34:22): It is, too. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:42): I feel sick this morning. I dont think I got a good sleep. And when I say "this morning," I mean I woke up 45 minutes ago. elan_einlhander (15:34:56): Wow elan_einlhander (15:35:02): I woke up at ten >_< vencabot_teppoo (15:35:08): Feels like my head is made of lead. For real? elan_einlhander (15:35:18): For real vencabot_teppoo (15:35:48): That's nuts. And you stayed up longer than me. elan_einlhander (15:35:55): Much longer elan_einlhander (15:36:01): till three thirty or so vencabot_teppoo (15:36:05): Yikes. elan_einlhander (15:36:18): I still remember that Vahn guy vencabot_teppoo (15:36:39): Good, because ~I~ forgot, and I've got nothing better to do right now than update my page. elan_einlhander (15:36:57): Awesome elan_einlhander (15:37:19): If that's not proving that I am just hated by all, I don't know what does vencabot_teppoo (15:37:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:37:48): "hey there, guess what? You a bitch and I hope you die" elan_einlhander (15:37:51): "WHAT???" vencabot_teppoo (15:38:02): Is that what he told you? elan_einlhander (15:38:08): Naw, dramitization vencabot_teppoo (15:38:12): Lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (15:38:36): He said "Just thought I'd let you know, I've made it my life goal to kill you" vencabot_teppoo (15:38:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:39:01): Halfling bitch vencabot_teppoo (15:43:34): Those are some deformed ponies. elan_einlhander (15:43:45): ...... elan_einlhander (15:43:47): What? vencabot_teppoo (15:43:52): Nevermind. vencabot_teppoo (15:43:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:43:56): Uh, yeah, lol vencabot_teppoo (15:53:23): ~updates his web-page... goes to play Achaea until that gets boring, and then he'll play FFTA~ elan_einlhander (15:53:53): *acknowledges* vencabot_teppoo (16:26:59): ~playing as PT, looking for followers... awesome~ elan_einlhander (16:27:18): Uh, yay vencabot_teppoo (16:27:34): It's hard in Achaea, because people aren't as stupid, rofl. elan_einlhander (16:27:41): hey! vencabot_teppoo (16:27:49): Lol. ~pats your head~ elan_einlhander (16:28:07): e'fuck you elan_einlhander (16:44:48): Uh oh, someone's moving in on your turf vencabot_teppoo (16:44:55): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (16:45:11): [Clan 30] (Q) *Astrostar The Music God of ::nAo::. is here, mounted on a young pegasus. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:17): WAHT?! elan_einlhander (16:45:33): Yup vencabot_teppoo (16:45:59): Well, VT actually accepts that there are other Gods... but make sure to tell him that Vencabot would like to conference with him sometime. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:10): Since I can't believe that there could be another God of music... elan_einlhander (16:46:30): Of course not vencabot_teppoo (16:47:02): I mean... how could anyone even stand in the same ROOM as VT when it comes to rocking? elan_einlhander (16:47:28): They can't, he would be BLOWN away vencabot_teppoo (16:47:37): Yup. elan_einlhander (16:47:50): Oh awesome elan_einlhander (16:47:53): Halfnight vencabot_teppoo (16:47:59): What? elan_einlhander (16:48:03): [52 :172 M HlfLg Pries Towne ] Halfnight [/\/Crypt\/\] vencabot_teppoo (16:48:36): Awesome. elan_einlhander (16:48:42): Yup, lol elan_einlhander (16:57:43): I'm takin a nap elan_einlhander (16:57:45): Peace elan_einlhander (19:21:45): h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey vencabot_teppoo (19:21:52): Heya. elan_einlhander (19:21:57): cold vencabot_teppoo (19:22:02): Indeed. elan_einlhander (21:00:39): Puppet Starfire is adorable vencabot_teppoo (21:00:45): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:40): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:14:26): WOAH elan_einlhander (21:14:27): WOAH elan_einlhander (21:14:28): WOAH elan_einlhander (21:14:28): WOAH elan_einlhander (21:14:29): WOAH elan_einlhander (21:14:43): OH MY GOD elan_einlhander (21:14:44): YES vencabot_teppoo (21:14:45): YESSSS!!! elan_einlhander (21:14:48): YESSSSSSSSSSS vencabot_teppoo (21:16:29): Dragon Ball GT is so much better than DBZ. elan_einlhander (21:16:38): Oh man, I flipped out vencabot_teppoo (21:17:08): Did you see the animation? vencabot_teppoo (21:17:12): How awesome it is? elan_einlhander (21:17:28): I can't describe it vencabot_teppoo (21:34:07): I can't believe this. A friend of mine over the net is grounded for a month. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:26): And I'm chatting with her mom, who grounded her. elan_einlhander (21:34:34): Wow elan_einlhander (21:34:37): Uh, wow vencabot_teppoo (21:34:50): Interrogating her MOM, who grounded her. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:54): INTERROGATING HER MOM. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:02): For, over the internet, age is insignificant. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:34): I can't believe how screwed up the world is. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:56): Must... destroy... lol. elan_einlhander (21:36:13): for real vencabot_teppoo (21:36:33): I need to talk to Hali. She's depressed, and can't tell her mom, and ~I~ can't tell her mom. elan_einlhander (21:36:40): I see vencabot_teppoo (21:36:53): And yet, her mom grounds her from the internet for a month, because of grades, I'm guessing. elan_einlhander (21:37:05): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:37:09): Always grades, grrrr vencabot_teppoo (21:37:26): Which proves how screwed up the world is. It is IMPERITIVE that Hali can get online, but she can't. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:40): And this is why the world, as we know it, must be destroyed. elan_einlhander (21:37:46): So I see vencabot_teppoo (21:37:53): Her mom uses emoticons and crap. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:01): I don't trust any mother that uses emoticons. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:49): VT: The Burner says: Hali yet? ~sniffle~ and what not says: actually-she is grounded and shouldn't be on for a month.... terrible sad , sad. VT: The Burner says: Is that why she hasn't been on? I was so worried... VT: The Burner says: I thought that something might have happened to her. and what not says: yep-tha tis why VT: The Burner says: What happened? and what not says: I'll let her tell you-dont'think I should:$ VT: The Burner says: You're probably right... but grounded for a month? That's quite a punishment. VT: The Burner says: She must have committed quite a crime. and what not says: hey-she got off easy VT: The Burner says: Then she REALLY must have committed quite a crime. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:59): VT: The Burner says: I hope she didn't hurt herself or anyone else. and what not says: not a crime-more liek a disappointment-and tha tis al lI have to say about that VT: The Burner says: You're grounding her because she dissapointed you? Well, you're the mom here, heehee. and what not says: I'm not going to say-so stop fishing!:P VT: The Burner says: Sorry! I'm just nosy. >_< vencabot_teppoo (21:39:13): "and what not" is her mom's screen name. elan_einlhander (21:40:16): I am so unbelievably slick vencabot_teppoo (21:40:20): ? elan_einlhander (21:40:27): I'll tell you about it later vencabot_teppoo (21:40:30): Ok. elan_einlhander (21:40:36): Just know that I am slick like oil vencabot_teppoo (21:40:47): At least your hair is. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:51): (Oooooh!) vencabot_teppoo (21:40:57): (Get beasty!!) elan_einlhander (21:41:14): *puts fingers in hair* elan_einlhander (21:41:21): *fingers now soaked* vencabot_teppoo (21:41:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:16): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:35:13): Peace, Doug. I'm gonna work out. elan_einlhander (22:35:23): Kayo 11-2-03 vencabot_teppoo (2:14:03): O.o elan_einlhander (2:14:33): -_- vencabot_teppoo (2:14:49): What's up, Doug? elan_einlhander (2:15:18): Talking to one million people vencabot_teppoo (2:15:41): I'm so sorry. I'm gonna hit the sack in ten minutes, so fear not. elan_einlhander (2:16:26): Uh, okay vencabot_teppoo (2:18:17): Doug, the funniest thing about my extremely intense life is how much it makes me look like the stereotypical insane person, and yet I'm not. It makes me wonder how many people I've thought were insane but weren't... because I look over the things I type and say and realize that people must think that I'm a complete lunatic. ~I~ just got done working out, and while working out was once again contacted by God. We chit-chatted like it was nothing the whole time, resulting in me coming to WHAT great realization? What great spiritual realization? I'll tell you. The realization that I'm gonna eat two whole carrots per day, from now on. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:21): Yes, that's right. Carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:24): Lots and lots of carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:27): God told me to eat carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:38): LOTS of carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:50): I crack myself up typing that. vencabot_teppoo (2:19:48): "Hey David. Want me to get you anything from the store?" "Yes, Dad. Carrots. Many, many carrots." "Why?" "Don't ask questions, Dad! GOD TOLD ME TO EAT CARROTS!" vencabot_teppoo (2:21:37): Crack. Myself. Up. It's hilarious. It's hilarious that if anyone told me that, I'd think they were crazy, but I'm not crazy. If I can convince my dad to buy many many carrots, I'm seriously gonna bring one to eat at lunch every day. It'll be hilarious. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:11): G'night, yo. Get some sleep, whenever ya decide to get offline, heehee. elan_einlhander (2:31:24): Bye vencabot_teppoo (14:15:14): Hail. elan_einlhander (14:15:22): Yo vencabot_teppoo (15:47:06): Why do we WRITE things DOWN... vencabot_teppoo (15:47:11): And TYPE things UP? elan_einlhander (15:47:17): Yo, no vencabot_teppoo (15:47:22): ? 11-03-03 vencabot_teppoo (18:02:50): Yo. elan_einlhander (18:02:53): Hey elan_einlhander (18:31:50): Do we, have a half day this week? vencabot_teppoo (18:31:59): Tomorrow, G. elan_einlhander (18:32:18): WOAH elan_einlhander (18:32:20): FOR REAL>?>>> vencabot_teppoo (18:32:30): Yup. elan_einlhander (18:32:40): GET HYPE elan_einlhander (18:32:44): What class do I go to? vencabot_teppoo (18:32:54): Second half of day. vencabot_teppoo (18:33:03): 3-B then Psych. elan_einlhander (18:33:31): So I have gym, awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:33:36): Cool. elan_einlhander (18:38:55): Lol, I woke up at two o' clock, in my brother's room elan_einlhander (18:39:01): I have no idea what happened yo vencabot_teppoo (18:39:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:39:19): Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:40:27): Kinda elan_einlhander (18:40:32): No one knew I was there elan_einlhander (18:40:44): I just walked out, looked around, and went "oh god damn it" vencabot_teppoo (18:40:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:53:20): *gun to my head* vencabot_teppoo (20:53:26): ? elan_einlhander (20:53:37): Tying to save a marriage elan_einlhander (20:53:45): But I may just end up destroying it sooner vencabot_teppoo (20:53:53): What are you talking about? elan_einlhander (20:53:57): MM vencabot_teppoo (20:54:01): Lalita and BK? elan_einlhander (20:54:02): Making one last stand elan_einlhander (20:54:05): ~nodding~ elan_einlhander (20:54:17): I'm in social with Blueknight, I made him come vencabot_teppoo (20:54:17): Man... How did I guess? Lol. I don't know anything about either of them. vencabot_teppoo (20:54:26): I'm awesome. elan_einlhander (20:54:36): good for you, now is not the time to gloat elan_einlhander (20:54:46): They think the same thing about each other, that the other doesn't care vencabot_teppoo (20:55:40): So what are you gonna do, try and tell them elsewise? It'd probably be best to not interfere, but then again, if you do and everything becomes hunky-dory, you'll be a hero. elan_einlhander (20:56:06): If I don't interfere, she leaves the clan and they break up elan_einlhander (20:56:14): So I've got nothin to lose vencabot_teppoo (20:56:19): I see. elan_einlhander (20:58:43): He hasn't said anything in ten minutes elan_einlhander (20:58:53): he won't answer me, he better be disconnected vencabot_teppoo (20:59:00): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:13:28): Gonna go work out. Good luck with BK and Lalita. vencabot_teppoo (23:34:20): How's the situation? elan_einlhander (23:34:34): We MAY have progress, I'm waiting to see vencabot_teppoo (23:35:00): Here's hoping. elan_einlhander (23:35:51): Yup elan_einlhander (23:35:58): I will either save it or destroy it, whee vencabot_teppoo (23:36:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:10): God told me to drink milk... but I hate milk... but I'm gonna drink it anyway. elan_einlhander (23:37:22): Shut up, he did not elan_einlhander (23:37:31): God doesn't care about milk, he has bigger concerns vencabot_teppoo (23:37:39): Uh-huh. elan_einlhander (23:37:45): Much bigger than your calcium intake vencabot_teppoo (23:37:52): You'd think that. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:57): ~taps his head~ elan_einlhander (23:37:59): I know that vencabot_teppoo (23:55:33): This is a completely random thought, but you can delete Ericka from your Yahoo! list, G. elan_einlhander (23:55:52): Oh, I prolly should elan_einlhander (23:55:57): *doesn't budge* elan_einlhander (23:56:00): Someday vencabot_teppoo (23:56:43): Well, I liked you to have it, but I really don't need your backup support anymore, heehee. I dun care if ya keep it, I'm just saying that I really don't need ya to have it anymore. ~munches carrots... drinks milk... hopes this goes well~ vencabot_teppoo (23:56:53): ~is one of those guys that has NO idea what foods go together... or clothes~ vencabot_teppoo (23:57:13): Will carrots and milk make me sick? elan_einlhander (23:57:22): nah, carrots are good, milk is good vencabot_teppoo (23:57:27): Lol. Good point. elan_einlhander (23:57:27): Ipso facto, it's all good vencabot_teppoo (23:57:36): It's a geometric If-Then statement. elan_einlhander (23:57:40): Yup vencabot_teppoo (23:57:44): Thank you, Goodwin. 11-04-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:28:32): G'night, yo. Hope ya make it to school tomorrow, lol. elan_einlhander (12:28:51): Meh vencabot_teppoo (12:29:02): Baw. elan_einlhander (12:29:28): Rawr vencabot_teppoo (12:29:45): ~shakes his head~ No, Doug. elan_einlhander (12:29:52): Aw vencabot_teppoo (12:30:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:35): Me sleepy. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:35): Should nap. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:35): But no elan_einlhander (12:30:43): No vencabot_teppoo (12:30:56): No. elan_einlhander (12:31:27): Matrix drifts in from the north. elan_einlhander (12:31:29): figures vencabot_teppoo (12:31:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:34:35): What did I miss in Psychology? vencabot_teppoo (12:34:45): We had a sub. Watched a stupid movie. vencabot_teppoo (12:34:50): Not an educational one. vencabot_teppoo (12:34:51): No worries. elan_einlhander (12:34:53): >_< elan_einlhander (12:36:21): I am concerned, trying a brand of Mac and cheese I never tried before elan_einlhander (12:36:25): Well about to vencabot_teppoo (12:36:46): Dun nuh nuh. elan_einlhander (12:37:04): I miss Harry already T_T vencabot_teppoo (12:37:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:37:17): You missed both school days since he's been gone. elan_einlhander (12:37:21): Yeah elan_einlhander (12:37:30): I saw him before he left, he came to Meijer vencabot_teppoo (12:37:35): So he told me, lol. elan_einlhander (12:37:59): It was somewhat awesome elan_einlhander (12:38:32): brb vencabot_teppoo (12:38:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (12:53:56): Aw, added a lil too much milk vencabot_teppoo (12:54:06): Aw. elan_einlhander (12:54:30): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (13:04:05): ~beats the crap out of something~ vencabot_teppoo (13:04:28): ~knocks it over and kicks it, whatever it is~ elan_einlhander (13:04:52): Good man, beat it's ass vencabot_teppoo (13:05:08): My dad carries a switchblade now, lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:05:25): He's decided to carry his Mexican switchblade because he almost got into a fight at the bar last night. elan_einlhander (13:05:39): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (13:05:47): So now he's a Mexican in a leather jacket and a switchblade. I hope he's not near the scene of any murders. elan_einlhander (13:06:06): For real, he'll be incarcerated VERY quickly vencabot_teppoo (13:06:15): Heh. elan_einlhander (13:10:14): Ugh, I still gotta work today vencabot_teppoo (13:10:25): ~swears the last lyrics of this song are "Donkey Kong and... D-diddy..." vencabot_teppoo (13:10:35): ~yet knows... they couldn't possibly be~ elan_einlhander (13:10:45): Rrrrrright vencabot_teppoo (13:12:41): Ah, the lyric is "Darkly coming... to take me." vencabot_teppoo (13:12:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:12:45): Good times. elan_einlhander (13:13:02): Oh vencabot_teppoo (13:13:15): And yet that sounds nothing like Donkey Kong and Diddy. vencabot_teppoo (13:13:20): Oh well. elan_einlhander (13:13:20): Nope vencabot_teppoo (13:16:04): ~decides to beat the crap out of notepad~ elan_einlhander (13:16:18): *hands you a poker* vencabot_teppoo (13:16:25): Thank you. elan_einlhander (13:16:33): Anytime vencabot_teppoo (13:26:38): What kinda name for a Christian page is "isjesusdead.com" ? elan_einlhander (13:26:49): pffffft elan_einlhander (13:26:54): That's not funny vencabot_teppoo (13:27:07): I figured it was some kind of anti-Christian page, lol. elan_einlhander (13:27:15): For real B vencabot_teppoo (23:46:27): Hail, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (23:46:37): Yo elan_einlhander (23:47:29): * Happy birthday! You are 24 years old today. elan_einlhander (23:47:31): I am? vencabot_teppoo (23:47:35): Awesome. elan_einlhander (23:47:36): Get hype I guess elan_einlhander (23:47:41): Oh yeah, Vic sent you a present vencabot_teppoo (23:47:57): Ok? elan_einlhander (23:48:49): Just thought I'd let you know vencabot_teppoo (23:48:59): Thanks, yo. vencabot_teppoo (23:51:16): Awesome. elan_einlhander (23:51:28): O_o elan_einlhander (23:51:32): It was my idea, don't be mad vencabot_teppoo (23:51:46): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:51:48): Aw, not gonna stay? vencabot_teppoo (23:51:56): Need to work on NiHoNgO elan_einlhander (23:52:05): What do we need to do? vencabot_teppoo (23:52:10): Eniki. elan_einlhander (23:52:14): Ah elan_einlhander (23:52:19): I prolly should elan_einlhander (23:52:28): In fact, I think I will since my backpack is here vencabot_teppoo (23:55:14): I'm gonna have to get up early and do it. vencabot_teppoo (23:55:21): Me and Ericka are gonna talk... ~sigh~ elan_einlhander (23:55:24): Aw elan_einlhander (23:55:37): Kill her, problem solved *gets out ready knife* vencabot_teppoo (23:55:52): I can't do it! I'm in love with her! vencabot_teppoo (23:55:53): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:54): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:56): YOU kill 'er! elan_einlhander (23:55:58): "Doug, that's your solution to everything!" vencabot_teppoo (23:55:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:56:02): I will elan_einlhander (23:56:08): Hang on *leaves house* 11-05-03 elan_einlhander (0:24:09): Taliesyn@#saint: if there are no objections from the other knight in the room, w elcome to the knights of Athabascor elan_einlhander (0:24:14): Uh, woop? vencabot_teppoo (0:24:21): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:24:37): I've been instructed to change my title, lol elan_einlhander (0:24:55): I am now: Elan Einlhander, Guardian Angel of Athabascor vencabot_teppoo (0:25:01): Get hype! elan_einlhander (0:25:04): I guess elan_einlhander (0:25:05): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:36:29): I'm hittin' the sack, G. Peace on the South saaaiiiiide elan_einlhander (0:36:37): Farewell vencabot_teppoo (1:01:03): Wow, that good bye SPEACH took a while. Anyway, NOW I'm going to bed. vencabot_teppoo (17:36:45): Hail. elan_einlhander (17:37:08): yo elan_einlhander (17:38:36): Man, kill me vencabot_teppoo (17:38:43): Ok. elan_einlhander (17:38:45): I read the note Lynn gave me -_- vencabot_teppoo (17:38:49): Oh no. elan_einlhander (17:38:52): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:38:53): What? vencabot_teppoo (17:38:58): What'd it say? elan_einlhander (17:39:01): She won't let me go yo elan_einlhander (17:39:07): She says she'll wait FOREVER vencabot_teppoo (17:39:14): That's what I told Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:18): But... vencabot_teppoo (17:39:38): Well, I guess its easy for ME to say, but ~I~ think its true love... and I believe that true love is shared between two people... vencabot_teppoo (17:39:51): ...And since you're not in love with Lynn, in theory... she couldn't possibly wait forever. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:59): She'll move on. Don't stress over it. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:06): She's just being a girl. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:40:12): Uh, yeah, that SOUNDS easy enough elan_einlhander (17:40:20): But what the hell do I write back? vencabot_teppoo (17:40:36): ~Doug hands Lynn a letter, all folded and nice...~ vencabot_teppoo (17:40:41): ~takes her an hour to unwrap it...~ vencabot_teppoo (17:40:45): ~she reads it alloud: vencabot_teppoo (17:40:50): "Ok. -Doug Allen." vencabot_teppoo (17:40:54): "..." vencabot_teppoo (17:40:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:40:58): Lol elan_einlhander (17:41:01): brb elan_einlhander (17:45:48): Dude, this sucks elan_einlhander (17:45:54): The say she wrote it, it's like a poem vencabot_teppoo (17:46:30): I'm so sorry yo, lol. I can't give you any advice, since romantic advice is completely retarded because relationships like that can't be fully comprehended by people outside of it. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:42): I WOULD say just NOT write back, but you know better than me. elan_einlhander (17:46:45): I know, I just need to talk elan_einlhander (17:46:53): She asked for a response, so I gotta vencabot_teppoo (17:47:30): Well then, I'd suggest writing "Then you better be prepared to wait a loooong time." Lol. elan_einlhander (17:47:58): I'm tempted to, lol elan_einlhander (17:48:05): Here's Doug's note: vencabot_teppoo (17:48:05): But if Lynn is half as crazy about you as I am about Ericka (I somehow doubt it), she won't get the message anyway. elan_einlhander (17:48:32): man woman, get a life, go meet some people and not OBSESS over me vencabot_teppoo (17:48:41): Lol. That's what Ericka told me. elan_einlhander (17:48:54): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:48:55): But now we're back together. elan_einlhander (17:48:59): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (17:49:02): Maybe you and Lynn are MEANT TO BE!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:49:04): ~spooky face~ elan_einlhander (17:49:07): I wasn't aware of this vencabot_teppoo (17:49:10): BOoOoOoO! @_@ elan_einlhander (17:49:14): Way to not tell me anything loser vencabot_teppoo (17:49:33): Yeah, I decided to not talk about Ericka anymore with anyone, since its crazy and people don't understand. Lol. I'm not sure if me and her ever really broke up. vencabot_teppoo (17:49:35): It's crazy. elan_einlhander (17:49:38): NOT TO MENTION I'm in love with Victoriana, so it'd be hard to go out with Lynn vencabot_teppoo (17:49:51): Then maybe you should write that! vencabot_teppoo (17:49:56): Quote: "I've found someone else." vencabot_teppoo (17:50:01): That'd hurt a LOT... vencabot_teppoo (17:50:05): But at least it'd get to the point. elan_einlhander (17:50:08): Yeah, I dun wanna hurt her vencabot_teppoo (17:50:17): Well do you wanna DECEIVE her? elan_einlhander (17:50:25): Maybe it's all just pSyChOloGiCaL elan_einlhander (17:50:31): Yes I wanna decieve her vencabot_teppoo (17:50:33): Rofl. Maybe you should ask Croley for advice. elan_einlhander (17:50:38): It's easier than breaking her heart vencabot_teppoo (17:51:41): You tell Perth 'There once was a young girl named Perth... Who was born on the d ay of her birth. She was married, they say, on her man's wedding day, and she di ed when she quitted the Earth.' elan_einlhander (17:51:55): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:52:26): But anyway, back to the serious stuff, lol. I just had to share how awesome that was. elan_einlhander (17:52:38): Heh elan_einlhander (17:52:46): I need to write SOMETHING vencabot_teppoo (17:52:53): And THAT is the dillema, lol. elan_einlhander (17:52:57): I'll get it, don't worry vencabot_teppoo (17:53:04): Seriously... MY best idea... vencabot_teppoo (17:53:17): Is to just say, in AS MANY WORDS AS POSSIBLE, WASTING AS MUCH SPACE AS POSSIBLE...: vencabot_teppoo (17:53:19): "Ok?" elan_einlhander (17:53:27): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:53:59): Seriously. Don't promise anything, but acknowledge that you get her point. elan_einlhander (17:54:06): Yeah, I guess so vencabot_teppoo (17:54:24): And make it seem dramatic, since that's what she wants, lol. Which is what I meant by waste as much space as possible. elan_einlhander (17:54:34): Tempted to give you the note, lol, critique it vencabot_teppoo (17:54:49): Lol. Sometimes we're too close of buddies for our own good. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:54): One day, ONE of us will stab the other. elan_einlhander (17:54:57): Yup elan_einlhander (17:55:00): Most likely both elan_einlhander (17:55:02): At the same time elan_einlhander (17:55:30): Lol, we were like a fighting duo against Croley "You let him speak for you?" "Sure, why not" vencabot_teppoo (17:55:40): We'll just be too close... We'll be giving eachother fashion tips and both of us will think, at the same time, "What kind of fruits have we become?! Only one solution..." vencabot_teppoo (17:55:45): And then both of us will be stabbed. elan_einlhander (17:55:51): Amen vencabot_teppoo (17:56:30): Lol. Croley was like, "You let him speak for you?" and I was like, "Well, we're kinda the Dynamic Duo." vencabot_teppoo (17:56:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:56:44): So awesome, her face was priceless vencabot_teppoo (17:56:46): Think about it... "Dynamic" duo? Did the writer of Batman even know what that meant? vencabot_teppoo (17:56:55): What, exactly, is dynamic about them? elan_einlhander (17:57:04): Not a thing vencabot_teppoo (17:57:16): Maybe they're DYNOMITE duo... but dynamic, meaning always changing... No. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:58:17): We just tag-teamed her, because neither of us stands a chance alone. elan_einlhander (17:58:28): EXactly elan_einlhander (17:58:35): And it worked okay vencabot_teppoo (17:58:58): It really did. Better than I thought it would. We had eachother's BACKS. She would have taken advantage of the "I'm an adult, you're a student" thing if it was one at a time. elan_einlhander (17:59:03): If we can't kill her, might as well BLOW her mind vencabot_teppoo (17:59:04): But she couldn't take both of us at once. vencabot_teppoo (17:59:43): Plus, we both know so much about eachother, lol. We are practically one. vencabot_teppoo (17:59:47): We are Venom... vencabot_teppoo (17:59:56): Or at least Dugavid. elan_einlhander (17:59:56): We are Carnage O_o vencabot_teppoo (17:59:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:00:13): Einlhander and Teppoo only unite to face Croley vencabot_teppoo (18:00:27): And to paint the town red. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:31): But for nothing else. elan_einlhander (18:00:45): yesd elan_einlhander (18:00:47): yes* vencabot_teppoo (18:02:03): Teppoo-lhander, lol. elan_einlhander (18:02:17): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:04:30): I wonder if this independant study idea will work vencabot_teppoo (18:04:47): I hope it will. It'd be so freakin' awesome. elan_einlhander (18:05:01): It would too elan_einlhander (18:05:10): If both of us did it, I think we'd be set vencabot_teppoo (18:05:14): Yup. elan_einlhander (18:05:44): [CLAN] Xuro: '(}-<]XURO[>-{) matchmaker,matchmaker, make me a match' vencabot_teppoo (18:05:50): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:06:43): Lol, Koree is funny all of a sudden vencabot_teppoo (18:06:48): He is. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:50): Sometimes. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:19:41): Oh man, good day for Tactics, got steal weapon and shining air abilities, sweet sweet justice vencabot_teppoo (18:20:09): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (18:53:34): Crappy connection get hype. elan_einlhander (18:53:57): *gets hype for it, the connection too slow to keep up* elan_einlhander (18:58:39): Oh my god that's awesome elan_einlhander (18:58:49): Someone is JAMMING Mario on a saxaphone elan_einlhander (18:58:58): Seriously hype vencabot_teppoo (18:59:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:59:09): Mmmmmm vencabot_teppoo (18:59:19): You tell Nisot 'Nisot, or Nisotton... That, is the noitseuq.' vencabot_teppoo (18:59:33): Nisot tells you 'noitseuq?' elan_einlhander (18:59:39): Wow vencabot_teppoo (18:59:44): Nisot tells you 'are you mocking me?' elan_einlhander (18:59:49): Lol, yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:59:50): You tell Nisot 'Well... yeah. Lol.' vencabot_teppoo (19:00:00): Nisot tells you 'cause i know where yoiu ate!' vencabot_teppoo (19:00:11): Nisot tells you 'i know who you are' vencabot_teppoo (19:00:19): Nisot tells you 'yi mean whre' elan_einlhander (19:00:31): hm vencabot_teppoo (19:00:31): Nisot throws his hands up in disgust at his lousy typing! vencabot_teppoo (19:00:44): Awesome, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:00:49): To you get the joke? elan_einlhander (19:01:14): Dude, stop, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:01:30): Do you get the joke? elan_einlhander (19:01:50): Prolly not, enlighten me vencabot_teppoo (19:02:19): Its "To sin, or not to sin, that is the question." with some words backwards. elan_einlhander (19:02:59): I thought it was to be or not to be vencabot_teppoo (19:03:13): It is, but I changed it. vencabot_teppoo (19:03:17): Because I'm just that cool. elan_einlhander (19:03:20): I see vencabot_teppoo (19:19:50): A mighty voice yells 'So in a text game spelling doesn't count. So in a swim me et, the contestants don't have to know how to float/swim?' elan_einlhander (19:20:28): Uh, yeah elan_einlhander (19:21:06): WHAT? elan_einlhander (19:21:07): WHAT? elan_einlhander (19:21:09): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (19:21:13): Baw? elan_einlhander (19:21:16): http://www.pkzone.org/arena/ladder.php elan_einlhander (19:21:22): Look at the bottom elan_einlhander (19:21:41): NO vencabot_teppoo (19:22:05): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:22:06): ... elan_einlhander (19:22:18): WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???? elan_einlhander (19:22:20): AH vencabot_teppoo (19:22:32): That's good times. elan_einlhander (19:22:43): THAT'S INSANE elan_einlhander (19:22:46): I AM NOT A PKER elan_einlhander (19:22:51): GET ME OFF THAT LIST vencabot_teppoo (19:46:29): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks/talesofrock/ladder.html vencabot_teppoo (19:46:31): Awesome. elan_einlhander (19:47:08): wtf elan_einlhander (19:47:09): Lol elan_einlhander (19:47:17): How elan_einlhander (19:47:20): How did you do that? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:26): I'm just that awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:32): It's awesome though, isn't it? Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:47:34): You are yo elan_einlhander (19:47:35): It is vencabot_teppoo (19:48:02): Look at me and my bad self, with 1,019 pks, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:48:56): So awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:49:17): I must spread this website everywhere. elan_einlhander (19:49:30): Koree sent me the link, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:49:38): I sent him the link, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:54:28): ~cant get over how awesome his webpage is, rofl~ elan_einlhander (19:54:39): heh elan_einlhander (19:54:46): I just gave up my number 20 title elan_einlhander (19:55:06): Lali was made cuz she had the same number as me but didn't show up. So I fought her in the arena, kinda elan_einlhander (19:55:12): Doug refused to fight back vencabot_teppoo (19:55:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:55:25): Too bad she didn't -_- vencabot_teppoo (19:57:03): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:57:13): I just fixed some errors on my mock PK zone page, and now it looks even better. elan_einlhander (19:57:18): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:57:23): I could crap my pants. elan_einlhander (19:57:31): lol vencabot_teppoo (19:57:40): And now all of the links work, except for the names... but I'm working on that. vencabot_teppoo (20:14:00): Well, there goes the cleanliness of my underwear. vencabot_teppoo (20:14:17): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks/talesofrock/ladder.html elan_einlhander (20:14:39): Holy shit yo elan_einlhander (20:14:42): That's elan_einlhander (20:14:44): PERFECT vencabot_teppoo (20:14:48): In every way. elan_einlhander (20:14:59): you should crank me up to number 2, lol vencabot_teppoo (20:15:12): Rofl. I could. I can do ANYTHING. elan_einlhander (20:15:22): So I see now vencabot_teppoo (20:17:32): Open 'em next to eachother, and just click between windows: vencabot_teppoo (20:17:41): http://www.pkzone.org/arena/ladder.php vencabot_teppoo (20:17:49): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks/talesofrock/ladder.html vencabot_teppoo (20:18:04): That's what I'M doing, lol. ~loves gloating over his work~ vencabot_teppoo (20:21:10): I'm so good... elan_einlhander (20:21:15): Yep vencabot_teppoo (20:22:04): And yet, when you click my name, you see that I have lost 100% of my fights, rofl. elan_einlhander (20:22:17): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (20:22:30): I don't even have any PK charts. elan_einlhander (20:22:40): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (20:27:08): Why are there no Hero rankings for PK? Do heroes not PK? Lol. elan_einlhander (20:27:25): Well they're technically fourth classers vencabot_teppoo (20:27:36): I see. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:02): It is decided that I know TOO much about HTML. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:08): And that I must be stopped. elan_einlhander (20:32:36): *rolls up his sleeves* vencabot_teppoo (20:32:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:30): Wait... WHO did you give up the 20'th place, to? elan_einlhander (20:36:05): Lalita, somehow she got kicked up to 12 elan_einlhander (20:36:11): By kiling me ONCE vencabot_teppoo (20:36:12): I know, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:36:20): By killing you once, she got... vencabot_teppoo (20:36:28): 25 pks. elan_einlhander (20:36:33): Wow vencabot_teppoo (20:36:44): You must be 25 as manly as other men. elan_einlhander (20:37:03): Makes sense to me vencabot_teppoo (20:37:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:37:15): 1,019 vencabot_teppoo (20:37:17): VT. vencabot_teppoo (20:37:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:37:25): Hehe elan_einlhander (20:38:26): I need someone standing next to me at all times vencabot_teppoo (20:38:32): Why? elan_einlhander (20:38:53): To slap me in the face when I'm really tired vencabot_teppoo (20:39:01): Ah. Makes sense to me. elan_einlhander (20:39:06): ~nodding~! vencabot_teppoo (20:42:58): Dude, we must show Colwyn my page. elan_einlhander (20:43:03): LOL elan_einlhander (20:43:04): YES vencabot_teppoo (20:43:05): On a public computer, and delete the address bar. elan_einlhander (20:43:11): He won't know what hit him vencabot_teppoo (20:43:21): If the address bar is deleted, there is NO way to know the difference. elan_einlhander (20:43:34): There isn't vencabot_teppoo (20:43:48): But how will we get him into the library? elan_einlhander (20:43:52): Hmmmm vencabot_teppoo (20:44:04): Do you have any classes with him? elan_einlhander (20:44:14): Nope vencabot_teppoo (20:44:44): Well, next time you see him in game, tell him to meet us at the library at lunch one of these times. This prank is too good to pass up. vencabot_teppoo (20:55:40): Maybe SOMEONE is telling me to work out, whether I want to or not... elan_einlhander (20:55:56): Shuuuut up vencabot_teppoo (21:20:59): John just called me "Ash." elan_einlhander (21:21:08): .... elan_einlhander (21:21:10): kill elan_einlhander (21:21:11): Like now vencabot_teppoo (21:21:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:26:19): I should kill Leyna elan_einlhander (21:26:27): She's turned Victoriana into a nag elan_einlhander (21:26:30): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (21:26:32): ? elan_einlhander (21:26:46): Did you sleep enough? What's wrong? BLAH BLAH BLAH elan_einlhander (21:27:10): We're having a quiet moment, you know all the dorky stuff and all of a sudden "Did you get enough sleep last night?" elan_einlhander (21:27:21): Wtf, way to ruin the mood vencabot_teppoo (21:27:26): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:31): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:32): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:33): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:34): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:34): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:35): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:36): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:37): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:37): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:38): Zhinga. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:39): Zhinga. elan_einlhander (21:29:43): Chong vencabot_teppoo (21:29:45): Zhingaaaaaaaaaaaaa... elan_einlhander (21:29:46): -_- vencabot_teppoo (21:29:53): ~I~ wanted to say the stuff about Clone Wars! vencabot_teppoo (21:29:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:30:00): Oh vencabot_teppoo (21:32:50): ~A~ room... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:54): With ~A~ moose... vencabot_teppoo (21:32:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:33:33): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:34:40): Can you buy mobs for your house? elan_einlhander (21:34:58): Not that I know of vencabot_teppoo (21:42:12): You tell Starryangel 'Starryangel in the observatory? Awesome. ^_^' Starryangel tells you '*giggle* *lick*' You tell Starryangel '~wiggle~' Starryangel tells you 'I remember you from years ago, Venca!' You tell Starryangel 'Really? How so? O_o;;' Starryangel tells you '*lol* Unless you're a different person...' You tell Starryangel 'Well, I -have- been around for years and years now, heehee.' Starryangel tells you 'Hmm... you were friends w/ Martias.' Starryangel tells you 'And I was Ritaln back then!' You tell Starryangel 'Ah yes! Martias! Wow... He hasn't played in a long while. You have an amazing memory...' Starryangel tells you '*grin* I know!!' Starryangel tells you '*hehe* I remember Martias lvled me. =P' vencabot_teppoo (21:42:34): Someone that remembers VT from three years ago. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:37): VT is a very old man. elan_einlhander (21:42:55): Wow man vencabot_teppoo (21:44:06): Good times, before the Einlhander was even born. elan_einlhander (21:44:13): -_- vencabot_teppoo (21:44:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:44:19): If there was such a time vencabot_teppoo (21:44:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:29): So true. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:51): I thought I was supposed to dirnk 8 glasses of milk a day, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:59): But I was just reminded that's WATER. elan_einlhander (21:47:04): Uh, yeah yo vencabot_teppoo (21:47:13): I've been drinking WAY too much milk. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:21): J/k, I've just been drinking one glass a day, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:30): But it'd be funny if I had been drinking 8 a day. elan_einlhander (21:47:35): you shoulda died vencabot_teppoo (21:47:36): My bones would be made out of adamantium. elan_einlhander (21:47:41): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:50:12): John: "I just don't have the resources I need..." vencabot_teppoo (21:50:23): David: "I got yer 'resources' right -here-." vencabot_teppoo (21:50:26): Classic. elan_einlhander (21:50:46): So classic elan_einlhander (22:39:16): Mmmmm, cake....... vencabot_teppoo (22:39:22): ~wants cake~ elan_einlhander (22:39:37): And a hearty cold glass of milk to wash it down vencabot_teppoo (22:39:43): Heehee. elan_einlhander (22:39:51): *wants more now* elan_einlhander (22:39:52): Damn it vencabot_teppoo (22:40:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:11:41): Going to sleep I guess, I'm zonin vencabot_teppoo (23:11:51): Alright, yo. Peace. 11-6-03 vencabot_teppoo (23:30:02): Hail. elan_einlhander (23:30:51): *deflecting Croley's sword, whipping out the Einlhander to knock her weapon out of her hands* vencabot_teppoo (23:30:58): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:30:58): That was my vision going to work vencabot_teppoo (23:31:03): So awesome. elan_einlhander (23:31:06): Yep elan_einlhander (23:50:58): I said to myself, I said "Doug, we're going to sleep at ten o' clock elan_einlhander (23:51:03): What time is it? vencabot_teppoo (23:51:07): Midnight. elan_einlhander (23:51:14): Not ten o' clock vencabot_teppoo (23:51:56): ~nods~ 11-7-03 elan_einlhander (19:43:58): Hey vencabot_teppoo (19:44:14): Uh-huh? elan_einlhander (19:44:46): Yeah elan_einlhander (19:52:08): http://home.tiscali.nl/multicom/DaSchop/endofworld.swf vencabot_teppoo (20:13:42): Sorry. It wouldn't load. elan_einlhander (20:13:52): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:18:59): I love this opening vencabot_teppoo (20:19:12): Good times. elan_einlhander (20:19:17): Watching it too? vencabot_teppoo (20:19:24): Trying to nap, but yeah. elan_einlhander (20:19:31): Then it IS good times elan_einlhander (20:19:37): Did you watch GT? vencabot_teppoo (20:19:40): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:47): I napped through it... ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (20:19:49): ~nods~ you didn't miss much elan_einlhander (20:19:52): It stunk vencabot_teppoo (20:19:56): Aw. elan_einlhander (20:20:06): Plot was so weak, as we anticipated vencabot_teppoo (21:05:11): Gonna work out. Peace. elan_einlhander (21:05:18): Peace 11-8-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:35:53): Sorry, in a funny mood, lol. elan_einlhander (0:36:02): And I'm in a pissed one vencabot_teppoo (0:36:07): What's up? elan_einlhander (0:36:21): Sick of faggot outlaws ruining days and killing loved ones vencabot_teppoo (0:38:20): ~nods and shakes head~ elan_einlhander (0:39:29): I don't like watching my wife and best friend fie elan_einlhander (0:39:31): die* vencabot_teppoo (0:39:56): I don't either, 98% of the time. elan_einlhander (0:40:18): Yup elan_einlhander (0:40:38): And now Lali's mad about how I generalize outlaws elan_einlhander (0:40:42): cuz she's one too vencabot_teppoo (0:42:03): Well... D'uh. Lol. If Lalita doesn't like how you generalize outlaws, then she shouldn't BE one. Your generalization is kind of... obvious. I mean, how do you get to BE an outlaw? vencabot_teppoo (0:42:11): By killing people. Lots of people. elan_einlhander (0:42:23): Yes vencabot_teppoo (0:42:52): How could an outlaw be offended by calling them a murderer? Lol. elan_einlhander (0:43:13): I have no god damn idea elan_einlhander (0:43:17): But she is vencabot_teppoo (0:44:21): "Not ALL outlaws just kill people." "...Uh... actually... Yes. Yes they do." elan_einlhander (0:44:38): Yah they have to to keep their rep down vencabot_teppoo (0:44:49): "How can you call me Mexican just because I'm from Mexico?!" "...WHAT?" elan_einlhander (0:45:00): Yup vencabot_teppoo (0:45:57): ~hallucinating...~ ~shakes head~ elan_einlhander (0:46:36): Now me and Lalita are fighting, great elan_einlhander (0:47:01): Lalita is paging you... Reason: people are going to pk no matter what some people will pk u cheap some wont dont generalize those people vencabot_teppoo (0:47:38): No... OUTLAW. elan_einlhander (0:47:41): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:47:44): OUTLAW = CHEAP PKERS. elan_einlhander (0:47:46): I know, I'm defending that vencabot_teppoo (0:48:00): You can't kill THAT many people in THAT amount of time, FAIRLY. elan_einlhander (0:48:05): There is no honor at all in JUMPING someone and killing them vencabot_teppoo (0:48:10): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (0:48:25): No way you could DUEL that many PKs that fast to get down to 0 rep. elan_einlhander (0:48:26): If you challenge them on equal grounds fine, but literally jumping them is no honor elan_einlhander (0:53:45): Me and Lalita won't be friends after tonight..... elan_einlhander (0:53:46): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (0:54:40): Friends fight all the time. You'll be buddies again if its meant to be... I don't think the bad-blood should last too long, but I don't know nuffin'. elan_einlhander (0:57:40): Nope we ain't gonna be frineds, god damn vencabot_teppoo (0:57:53): Sorry, yo. Don't know what to say. elan_einlhander (0:57:58): I know vencabot_teppoo (0:57:58): That sucks. vencabot_teppoo (1:02:51): You workin' on Sunday? I mean, I figure you do, but at what time? elan_einlhander (1:03:01): Ealy mornin vencabot_teppoo (1:03:20): When do you get back? And even if it was at an ok time, would you care if I went over there? elan_einlhander (1:03:38): Knock yourself out vencabot_teppoo (1:03:46): Well then, what time-ish? elan_einlhander (1:04:01): four vencabot_teppoo (1:04:27): Four? Then I could maybe get a ride back at six from somebody, and it'd be awesome... and I'll ask Koree if I can chill at his place until then. elan_einlhander (1:04:37): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:50): I'm going to have nothing to do this Sunday or Any Given Sunday (tm), from now on, so I'm gonna need to get some kind of social life, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:09): DUDE. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:22): I should smuggle a whole mess of toquitos over to your house on Sunday. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:33): I could put them in my backpack, and the weather would keep them cold. elan_einlhander (1:12:51): she thinks I'm heartless, she hates me, I wanna die and I'm about to cry and what's being said vencabot_teppoo (1:13:33): All of this from what you said about Outlaws? elan_einlhander (1:13:48): Stemed from that elan_einlhander (1:14:43): she says I don't have the right to say who's good and who's bad, but I wasn't doing such, I was saying I don't like watching my loved ones die to outlaws, who kill people vencabot_teppoo (1:15:12): Well, keep in mind that Lalita is a chick. Chicks are crazy, and fickle, and say things they don't mean all the time. elan_einlhander (1:15:57): you're not helping vencabot_teppoo (1:16:25): Sorry, yo. It's really none of my business anyway. I'll just keep my trap shut. elan_einlhander (1:17:18): pry should, let me sob in peace vencabot_teppoo (1:18:43): I hate letting people sob in peace... If you think of anything you want me to do, lemme know. vencabot_teppoo (2:08:33): Hittin' the sack, G. Peace. elan_einlhander (2:08:39): Night vencabot_teppoo (17:04:52): Psyduck is a moron. elan_einlhander (17:04:55): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:05:13): And yet still one of my favourite Pokemon. elan_einlhander (17:05:18): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:05:46): I remember, in Red, my Psyduck was so awesome. elan_einlhander (17:05:55): Golduck is pimpy vencabot_teppoo (17:06:00): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (17:07:37): "Mirril." vencabot_teppoo (17:07:42): Not "Pikablu." elan_einlhander (17:08:39): Maril, Meril, Marril, Merril elan_einlhander (17:08:41): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (17:08:50): Merril, I think. elan_einlhander (17:09:01): Lol, nooooobody knows vencabot_teppoo (17:09:50): Oddish. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:54): Rike radish. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:58): Like radish. * vencabot_teppoo (17:10:00): But odd. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:02): Ahahahaha. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:04): ~just getting it~ elan_einlhander (17:10:07): An odd radish if you will elan_einlhander (17:11:58): shit, leg fell asleepo elan_einlhander (17:12:03): asleep* elan_einlhander (17:12:06): *shoots leg* elan_einlhander (17:12:08): There vencabot_teppoo (17:26:53): There is ONE Pokemon stronger than Mewtwo. vencabot_teppoo (17:27:06): And that is HyperMechaKabu-David-mon. elan_einlhander (17:27:18): Ah yes vencabot_teppoo (17:30:21): ~plays Godsmack for Mewtwo~ vencabot_teppoo (17:30:30): "I!" ~rips at guitar~ vencabot_teppoo (17:30:34): "Stand aloooone!" elan_einlhander (17:30:45): yeehaw vencabot_teppoo (17:30:48): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (17:37:47): Get hype, Machamp. elan_einlhander (17:38:07): what's with the sudden Poke-craze? vencabot_teppoo (17:38:20): I dunno! elan_einlhander (17:38:34): Hm vencabot_teppoo (17:48:23): You nap-takin' jerk. elan_einlhander (19:56:12): meh vencabot_teppoo (19:56:22): Welcome back. elan_einlhander (19:56:35): thanks vencabot_teppoo (20:00:46): Anyway, I'm gonna go work out early, since I've got nothing better to do. Peace. elan_einlhander (20:00:53): Bye 11-9-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:14:34): Lol. I'm always afraid that signing into Yahoo! will be fatal. elan_einlhander (0:14:41): *twitching* vencabot_teppoo (0:14:50): What's up? elan_einlhander (0:14:53): Victoriana never logged on tonight vencabot_teppoo (0:15:00): Oh... Dude, I'm sorry. elan_einlhander (0:15:07): I'm worried, she would never miss a night without warning elan_einlhander (0:15:15): Last time she did she ended up in surgery elan_einlhander (0:15:26): So I'm understandably concerned vencabot_teppoo (0:16:59): Understandably... MUCH more understandably than when I was worried when Ericka didn't come on, back in the day. I'm sorry... I don't know what to say. I could give some bull-crap speech about why you shouldn't be worried, but it'd be bullcrap, since I was worried constantly, lol. So, at least I'm here so you're not alone... Not that you were. elan_einlhander (0:17:34): Oh no, I was alone actually, NOBODY is on MM, my notify list is empty elan_einlhander (0:17:44): And now I miss Vic, kinda leaves a hole in my night elan_einlhander (0:17:55): and my mom is gonna take my computer elan_einlhander (0:17:58): or at least try vencabot_teppoo (0:18:00): Well then, I'm glad I'm here. I hate for you to be alone, especially in such a situation. >_< Yeah, I know how it is. What? elan_einlhander (0:18:03): I don't intend to let her elan_einlhander (0:18:17): Over grades, even though the semester isn't over elan_einlhander (0:18:29): I'm not letting her take the computer, I won't lose Vic vencabot_teppoo (0:18:45): For real. What are you gonna do? elan_einlhander (0:18:53): I, don't know elan_einlhander (0:18:58): I could tell her the truth elan_einlhander (0:19:00): Or just fight it vencabot_teppoo (0:20:02): AH. Telling the truth may not be such a good idea. If I was you I'd bargain... Not so much fight, but bargain like a little wimp... Tell her that you have friends online that would miss you a lot and that YOU would miss a lot and that you'd be most appreciative if she took ANYTHING except the computer, and that you'll get your grades up. elan_einlhander (0:20:31): She thinks my grades fall because of the computer, which is quite false elan_einlhander (0:20:41): This is my happiness now, it's all I got left as of now elan_einlhander (0:21:15): I know it sounds pathetic, but Iike it here, online like this elan_einlhander (0:21:26): Well without Vic it sucks a little, but you get the point vencabot_teppoo (0:21:46): Well, you should just do your homework, then. I know its easier said than done, but if its really all you have left, you have to appreciate it... and if appreciating it means doing your homework, then you have to do it. Every time you DON'T wanna do it, think about how much your online relationships mean to you. elan_einlhander (0:21:59): No no no, you don't understand elan_einlhander (0:22:03): She's taking it NOW elan_einlhander (0:22:04): not later elan_einlhander (0:22:11): Like this weekend elan_einlhander (0:22:19): I would still lose it, even if only for the nine weeks elan_einlhander (0:22:31): Nine weeks is too long to be away from someone you love elan_einlhander (0:23:15): Doing my homework would be to get it back, I need to keep it vencabot_teppoo (0:23:34): No, but I mean PROMISE to do all of your homework from now on. Maybe swear to NOT go online until you have it done. elan_einlhander (0:23:45): It doesn't work that way yo elan_einlhander (0:23:52): She's gonna tear it down and take it to her room vencabot_teppoo (0:24:28): Ah... I see.Well then, what are you gonna do to fight it? I mean... Yeah. I hate to say it, but maybe she has motives for taking it other than just "helping" you get your grades up. elan_einlhander (0:25:17): This won't get my grades up, it'll plunge me into depression vencabot_teppoo (0:25:46): For real, both me and you know that, but that's neither here-nor-there with your mom. elan_einlhander (0:25:58): I know...... elan_einlhander (0:26:03): I'll think of something, I have to elan_einlhander (0:26:24): and on a side note elan_einlhander (0:26:34): I got an incomplete in Croley's class, wtf does that mean? vencabot_teppoo (0:26:59): It means that you didn't do enough assignments in Croley's class to get a C, and she refuses to give people anything less than a D. elan_einlhander (0:27:13): I got credit then right? elan_einlhander (0:27:22): I thought it was credit but no grade or somethin vencabot_teppoo (0:27:29): I think so... Actually, I think it means that IF your grade shapes up, you get a credit. vencabot_teppoo (0:27:35): Basically, she's holding your credit as collateral. elan_einlhander (0:27:39): I see elan_einlhander (0:28:12): Mom wants to call Croley, lol, and give her a "piece of her mind" elan_einlhander (0:28:19): I was like "don't worry, she'll call you I'm sure" vencabot_teppoo (0:28:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:28:32): I'm turning my mom against Croley ahead of time, just to be sure vencabot_teppoo (0:29:35): For real. And make sure she knows that Croley is INSANE... but really, does your mom know that you have NOT been doing your homework? I mean, there's really no "reasonable" excuse for that. elan_einlhander (0:30:10): Oh she does, but I'm making sure to keep the focus on the classroom enviroment, not my grade elan_einlhander (0:32:03): What is the opening song of Knights of the Zodiac called? I want it now vencabot_teppoo (0:32:27): It's called "I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls. elan_einlhander (0:33:04): *goes to download* vencabot_teppoo (0:33:19): Heehee. It's a great song. ~lurvs a lot of 80s music~ elan_einlhander (0:33:28): *who doesn't* elan_einlhander (0:50:35): PFFT elan_einlhander (0:50:52): "I guess I'll have to do something, something pretty gnarly" vencabot_teppoo (0:50:57): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:51:01): Best quote ever now vencabot_teppoo (0:51:04): Who said it? elan_einlhander (0:51:26): Guy on KotZ vencabot_teppoo (0:51:41): KotZ? elan_einlhander (0:51:58): Knight's of the Zodica, takes too long to type vencabot_teppoo (0:52:30): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (1:44:15): So, should I go to your house tomorrow? elan_einlhander (1:44:56): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:45:08): Okie dokie smodalie yokie. elan_einlhander (1:45:10): around three or four is fine vencabot_teppoo (1:45:42): I'll ask the dad if he can pick me up tomorrow at 6:30, and then I'll walk or ride over there and be there by 3:45. elan_einlhander (1:45:59): ~nodding~ vencabot_teppoo (1:54:21): AAAHHHHH!!! Wait... Wait... brain... vencabot_teppoo (1:54:22): ...D. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:22): a. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:23): 'D vencabot_teppoo (1:54:23): .DAF.A vencabot_teppoo (1:54:26): ~dead~ elan_einlhander (1:54:36): *shocks you* get up pussy vencabot_teppoo (1:54:43): ~jumps~ x_x elan_einlhander (1:54:54): Damn right, now what's wrong? vencabot_teppoo (1:56:20): Nothing is wrong, lol. I'm just... insane. Yeah. When I see things SO insane in my head it makes me crack up... like that time I realized that "here" was spelled wrong in "VT WUZ HEER." elan_einlhander (1:56:38): I see elan_einlhander (1:56:48): Finished downloading "I Ran" vencabot_teppoo (1:56:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:59:33): I should prolly download Bohemian Rhapsody elan_einlhander (2:09:04): Dude I think I've done like twenty quests today elan_einlhander (2:09:14): Seclusion is awesome for questing vencabot_teppoo (2:09:24): Heehee. So true. elan_einlhander (2:09:42): I trained my courage today *boggle* elan_einlhander (2:09:45): Twice in fact vencabot_teppoo (2:11:10): Whoa. elan_einlhander (2:11:20): I was sick of being a coward and made use of my easy-to-practice courage vencabot_teppoo (2:11:41): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (2:11:47): Elan must NOT be a coward. vencabot_teppoo (2:11:51): So... obviously... vencabot_teppoo (2:11:54): He must train courage. elan_einlhander (2:12:34): Yes elan_einlhander (2:13:55): Leyna is yellling at me elan_einlhander (2:14:00): For training my courage vencabot_teppoo (2:29:16): Well Leyna a... never mind. vencabot_teppoo (2:29:19): Anyway, good night. elan_einlhander (2:29:24): Night vencabot_teppoo (14:51:47): Doug? elan_einlhander (14:51:51): Hm? vencabot_teppoo (14:51:59): DoOoOoUg? Oh. You're back from work already? elan_einlhander (14:52:13): Yeah, I went in at ten thirty vencabot_teppoo (14:52:34): Oh. Should I go over there now, then? I'm gonna bring Knuckles Chaotix and we're gonna play it. vencabot_teppoo (14:52:46): Whether you like it or not. elan_einlhander (14:52:47): Dont' come yet vencabot_teppoo (14:52:48): Jekr. elan_einlhander (14:53:04): If you wait till three thirty the faggots won't be here elan_einlhander (14:53:10): they' elan_einlhander (14:53:17): they're supposed to leave then vencabot_teppoo (14:53:28): I'll leave at 3:15 then and get there on my bike. elan_einlhander (14:53:31): kay vencabot_teppoo (14:54:29): I'm not sure if I should bring my entire system or just Chaotix. I mean, you don't have the metal clips, do you? I mean, neither do I, but I swear its a miracle when it works on MINE. vencabot_teppoo (14:54:34): So I have no idea about yours. elan_einlhander (14:54:47): Nah we'll figure it out elan_einlhander (14:54:53): Bring Tactics though vencabot_teppoo (14:54:56): Okie. elan_einlhander (14:55:00): Do you have any Genji Armour? vencabot_teppoo (14:55:01): We should trade. vencabot_teppoo (14:55:02): Nope. elan_einlhander (14:55:04): Damn elan_einlhander (14:55:12): It's the only Paladin ability I lack vencabot_teppoo (14:55:19): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (14:56:54): oh yeah elan_einlhander (14:56:58): do you have a link cable? vencabot_teppoo (14:57:12): Nope. elan_einlhander (14:57:31): Does your brother? vencabot_teppoo (14:57:40): No. elan_einlhander (14:57:49): Damn vencabot_teppoo (14:57:55): You don't? elan_einlhander (14:58:01): mine sucks and never works elan_einlhander (14:58:09): oh well, maybe we'll get lucky elan_einlhander (15:02:52): gonna go play tactics on the cube, see yah when joo get here vencabot_teppoo (15:03:08): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:00): Hail. elan_einlhander (18:48:13): yo, that was quick vencabot_teppoo (18:48:17): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:02): Guess I'll work on that Croley thing. elan_einlhander (18:50:10): What thing? elan_einlhander (18:50:14): Oh wait vencabot_teppoo (18:50:15): And by "Croley thing," I, of course, mean the formal complaint. elan_einlhander (18:50:19): it doesn't pertain to me elan_einlhander (18:50:21): No don't elan_einlhander (18:50:33): We need to talk to Babinski to know exactly what to say vencabot_teppoo (18:50:41): Ok then. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:46): I guess I'm free tonight, then. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:53): NO!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:50:56): Physics paper. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:59): ~thwaps self~ vencabot_teppoo (18:51:04): I'll do that right now, or I'll never remembe.r elan_einlhander (18:51:04): yeah, me too elan_einlhander (18:51:11): After my history test vencabot_teppoo (19:09:09): Maaaaaw.... elan_einlhander (19:09:17): meh elan_einlhander (19:19:48): *focusing willpower, trying to force self to age two years* vencabot_teppoo (19:19:58): You can do it, buddy. elan_einlhander (19:20:06): I know I can man elan_einlhander (19:20:10): Come on..... elan_einlhander (19:48:00): oh man vencabot_teppoo (19:48:05): ? elan_einlhander (19:48:06): suddenly extremely tired elan_einlhander (19:48:09): shiiiiiiit vencabot_teppoo (19:48:21): ~nods~ And you have nothing to eat. elan_einlhander (19:48:32): nope....... elan_einlhander (19:48:39): *slapping self* vencabot_teppoo (19:48:49): How far are you on the test? elan_einlhander (19:57:37): Oh oops elan_einlhander (19:57:42): I never started vencabot_teppoo (19:57:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:59): How ya doin'? elan_einlhander (21:46:26): okay, being googly eyed with Vic vencabot_teppoo (21:46:46): How's the test? elan_einlhander (21:47:00): not so good, damn essays elan_einlhander (21:47:06): I don't know history too well elan_einlhander (21:47:10): at all vencabot_teppoo (21:48:07): ~wishes he had better headphones~ elan_einlhander (21:51:50): Interesting vencabot_teppoo (21:52:04): ? elan_einlhander (21:52:23): You tell the formation 'I'm a video game addict, I pry shoulda warned you earlier' elan_einlhander (21:52:36): Victoriana tells the formation 'lol. I can get wrapped up in em too darlin' elan_einlhander (21:52:40): O_o vencabot_teppoo (21:52:52): Lol. Should you persue? elan_einlhander (21:52:55): Nah elan_einlhander (21:53:06): Good to know though elan_einlhander (21:54:34): hm, apparently Montblance was sent to prison and I didn't notice vencabot_teppoo (21:55:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:00:55): Oh no, Starfire crying vencabot_teppoo (22:04:01): You know where I don't want to go? elan_einlhander (22:04:36): Where? vencabot_teppoo (22:04:41): London. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:44): I don't wanna go to London. elan_einlhander (22:04:49): Why's that? vencabot_teppoo (22:04:54): I told you, I don't care. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:59): I don't wanna go to London. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:00): ~headbangs~ vencabot_teppoo (22:05:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:05:37): uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:08:52): Oh my goodness, 3eB is so awesome. elan_einlhander (22:09:03): So you've said elan_einlhander (22:09:05): over and over vencabot_teppoo (22:09:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:07): Sorry. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:35): Destruct. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:39): DestceasjAG,H vencabot_teppoo (22:19:42): x_x vencabot_teppoo (22:21:26): Ah... vencabot_teppoo (22:21:29): Ah... Must... vent... vencabot_teppoo (22:21:36): ~blink... blink~ vencabot_teppoo (22:21:52): ~blink~ elan_einlhander (22:21:54): *lifts chin to be punched* vencabot_teppoo (22:22:03): Nar... vencabot_teppoo (22:22:04): GNb' vencabot_teppoo (22:22:06): d vencabot_teppoo (22:22:07): gdSDSD vencabot_teppoo (22:22:09): De vencabot_teppoo (22:22:10): S vencabot_teppoo (22:22:10): ST vencabot_teppoo (22:22:11): R vencabot_teppoo (22:22:11): Y vencabot_teppoo (22:22:16): wHOA. elan_einlhander (22:22:17): forgot your O yo vencabot_teppoo (22:22:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:22): I was just typing randomly. elan_einlhander (22:22:27): Sure you were vencabot_teppoo (22:22:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:52): Ah... Uh... I'm gonna explode. elan_einlhander (22:24:01): *puts on a poncho* vencabot_teppoo (22:24:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:05): Good man. elan_einlhander (22:24:31): Always prepared for SDC vencabot_teppoo (22:24:47): SDC? elan_einlhander (22:25:00): Spontanious Davidal Combustion vencabot_teppoo (22:25:05): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:25:09): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:25:12): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:26:58): Ah... Must vent... Whoa... such a feeling... bursting... but none of my venting buddies are online... elan_einlhander (22:27:15): *raises hand* vencabot_teppoo (22:27:17): I'm going to explode... I can feel it. I'm dagagadagaga elan_einlhander (22:27:32): Log on MM, and go PKing like we know you can vencabot_teppoo (22:28:08): Only one way to vent, and that is to get all philosophical on someone, and I can't get philosophical with people that will look me in the eye the next day, lol. elan_einlhander (22:28:23): I see..... elan_einlhander (22:28:34): So HIT ME in the KNEE vencabot_teppoo (22:28:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:42): Why the knee? elan_einlhander (22:29:02): Cam always says to kick someone in the knee cap vencabot_teppoo (22:29:16): And now you're taking Cam's advice? elan_einlhander (22:29:34): Sure, he must know the fine art of knee-kicking vencabot_teppoo (22:33:52): What will happen if David explodes? vencabot_teppoo (22:33:54): That's the real question. elan_einlhander (22:34:08): Doug will need to take his coat to the cleaners, that's what vencabot_teppoo (22:34:57): I refuse to compromise. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:00): In anything. elan_einlhander (22:35:05): I know elan_einlhander (22:35:12): I would never ask you to vencabot_teppoo (22:35:13): And that is why I'm going to destroy the world. elan_einlhander (22:35:18): Duly noted vencabot_teppoo (22:35:19): Because the world doesn't fit with me. elan_einlhander (22:35:28): Understandably so vencabot_teppoo (22:35:28): People say, "The world isn't fair. Deal with it." vencabot_teppoo (22:35:32): But I'm not gonna deal with it. elan_einlhander (22:35:34): Why deal with it? vencabot_teppoo (22:35:35): I refuse to deal with it. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:40): I'm going to make the world fair. elan_einlhander (22:35:50): By destroyng it vencabot_teppoo (22:36:44): Yes. When I say, "I'm going to destroy the world," I mean that I'm going to destroy the concept of the world. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:53): This world is not fair. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:58): The definition of "is." vencabot_teppoo (22:37:01): This world = not fair. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:05): I'm destroying "not fair." elan_einlhander (22:37:07): Am I going to be destroyed as well then? vencabot_teppoo (22:37:09): Thus, I'm destroying the world. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:16): No. For you are not the concept of unfairness. elan_einlhander (22:37:22): I am? elan_einlhander (22:37:24): Not? vencabot_teppoo (22:37:27): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:37:32): I figured I was a bitch vencabot_teppoo (22:37:44): But that's only because the world isn't fair. elan_einlhander (22:37:51): Oh elan_einlhander (22:37:52): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:02): In David's mind, man is not guilty of any crime... which is what makes me insane... vencabot_teppoo (22:38:17): Its not man... It's the world in which man lives. vencabot_teppoo (22:38:20): And so I shall crumble it. vencabot_teppoo (22:38:24): With righteous fury. vencabot_teppoo (22:38:47): For I am very hateful. Not towards anyONE, but to a concept. I HATE unfairness. I don't hate unfair people... I hate their unfairness. I hate evil. vencabot_teppoo (22:38:51): And so shall I destroy it. vencabot_teppoo (22:39:00): Ah... vented. I feel much better now, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:39:05): Wait wait wait elan_einlhander (22:39:09): If you hate evil elan_einlhander (22:39:13): Then you hate me? elan_einlhander (22:39:15): *sobs* vencabot_teppoo (22:39:26): I hate the evil in man, but not the man that is full of evil. elan_einlhander (22:40:11): Uh, so you plan to purge me of evil? vencabot_teppoo (22:40:51): No, I plan to purge the world of evil, and when that time comes, there will be no way for evil to survive. I'M not gonna purge ANYONE. I'm just going to kill the source of evil, which is the concept of the world, and then it will die. elan_einlhander (22:41:27): I see, groovy vencabot_teppoo (22:41:34): Great usage of vocabulary. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:41:39): why thank you elan_einlhander (22:43:45): Man, I wish I had a ride tomorrow, since I have to be there early vencabot_teppoo (22:43:56): Ugh... early... elan_einlhander (22:57:02): I used my first allmighty law card vencabot_teppoo (22:57:12): awesome. elan_einlhander (22:58:36): This is gonna be a long battle elan_einlhander (22:58:45): I plan to capture three of these monsters vencabot_teppoo (23:06:55): HoGi. elan_einlhander (23:07:17): The G is capitalized now? vencabot_teppoo (23:07:21): Sometimes. vencabot_teppoo (23:07:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:56): Nasty SoNiKu. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:01): Man, that's funky. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:04): Wow. elan_einlhander (23:11:08): woah elan_einlhander (23:11:11): Funky vencabot_teppoo (23:11:12): The head came out halfway ok. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:18): I should have just left it. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:59): WHERE'S THE SOUL, I WANNA KNOW vencabot_teppoo (23:12:02): NEW YORK CITY'S EVIL! vencabot_teppoo (23:12:10): ~shakes his head~ vencabot_teppoo (23:16:15): Freeeeeeaaaaaaak... elan_einlhander (23:16:24): Dude stop vencabot_teppoo (23:27:37): Slowly... vencabot_teppoo (23:27:40): ...Slowly... vencabot_teppoo (23:27:44): ...Shaaatter... vencabot_teppoo (23:27:48): >_O vencabot_teppoo (23:27:50): ~dead~ elan_einlhander (23:27:51): *smashes your nose* elan_einlhander (23:27:57): Problem solved vencabot_teppoo (23:28:00): Way to smash a dead-man's nose. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:05): I wouldn't put it past Doug. elan_einlhander (23:28:23): Only a fool would vencabot_teppoo (23:29:28): ~flies in a decayed orbit at 66,000 mph~ elan_einlhander (23:29:52): *sticks out a foot to trip you* vencabot_teppoo (23:33:27): Darn it, I'm disconnected, aren't I? vencabot_teppoo (23:33:37): Well, for a few seconds. elan_einlhander (23:33:38): Nope vencabot_teppoo (23:37:57): When David gets lonely and desperately needs someone to vent to, what does he do, Doug? vencabot_teppoo (23:38:08): I'll tell you what. elan_einlhander (23:38:12): Kills Doug vencabot_teppoo (23:38:14): He goes to Chatalot and waits for random people. elan_einlhander (23:38:16): Er, I dunno elan_einlhander (23:38:33): I go and hit on chicks on MM vencabot_teppoo (23:38:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:37): ~just ate three Fast Breaks~ elan_einlhander (23:39:51): those make me sick -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:39:54): Cameron went to www.davidhernandez.com, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:57): Fast Breaks are insane. elan_einlhander (23:40:27): Please tell me he didn't go vencabot_teppoo (23:40:37): He did. elan_einlhander (23:40:43): Oh man, I'm sorry vencabot_teppoo (23:44:49): Laughing. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:49): VT. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:54): With burning hands. elan_einlhander (23:51:00): I'm going to sleep, see yah tomorrow bright and early 12-12-03 elan_einlhander (17:10:16): G-g-g-g-g-get online, like NOW. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:34): Wassup, G? elan_einlhander (20:07:59): I'm back *sobbing* vencabot_teppoo (20:08:13): Lol. What happened? You just got it back? elan_einlhander (20:08:47): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:09:00): She just said, "Here; Take it?" elan_einlhander (20:09:12): Kinda vencabot_teppoo (20:10:50): Except with more bloodshed. elan_einlhander (20:10:54): Yeah elan_einlhander (20:10:56): But vencabot_teppoo (20:10:57): A little more mom-murdering. elan_einlhander (20:11:07): I don't even know how to react vencabot_teppoo (20:11:22): Act like nothing ever happened, lol. elan_einlhander (20:11:27): Yep vencabot_teppoo (20:12:44): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/vts1337gur.jpg vencabot_teppoo (20:13:04): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/vtsl337gur.jpg elan_einlhander (20:13:19): wow vencabot_teppoo (20:13:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:14:31): And now for: vencabot_teppoo (20:14:42): http://www.digitalloser.com/videos/mario3.php elan_einlhander (21:06:45): Oh yeah, you're here elan_einlhander (21:06:50): *whaps head* vencabot_teppoo (21:06:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:07:06): Sorry, haven't used messengers in while vencabot_teppoo (21:07:17): ~nods and looks sleepy...~ elan_einlhander (21:07:18): *hugs computer* elan_einlhander (21:07:26): You're not sleeping now that I'm here elan_einlhander (21:07:32): *holds knife out* vencabot_teppoo (21:08:43): Lol. ~grabs it~ Thank YOU. *stab* elan_einlhander (21:08:51): *bleeds* elan_einlhander (21:08:54): Aw mayne elan_einlhander (21:09:02): good times are here again vencabot_teppoo (21:09:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:07): Check out www.y2khai.com elan_einlhander (21:21:13): I will vencabot_teppoo (21:21:19): Tomorrow. elan_einlhander (21:21:19): Leveling like crazy right now vencabot_teppoo (21:21:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:22): Ok. elan_einlhander (23:27:15): Man, this picture editing is gonna take days vencabot_teppoo (23:28:45): Editing is no fun. elan_einlhander (23:28:56): Nope 12-13-03 vencabot_teppoo (1:55:13): Good night, Doug. Oh, and I know you're excited... vencabot_teppoo (1:55:21): ...but get some sleep tonight, SOMETIME. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:24): Peace. elan_einlhander (1:55:26): Maybe, bye vencabot_teppoo (1:55:28): Lol elan_einlhander (15:32:24): Yo vencabot_teppoo (15:33:10): Wassup? elan_einlhander (15:33:19): Back from work be I vencabot_teppoo (15:33:25): Cool. elan_einlhander (15:33:41): Whatcha up to? vencabot_teppoo (15:34:01): IMing, trying to nap, and looking for more things to take screenshots of, lol. elan_einlhander (15:34:18): Screenshots? vencabot_teppoo (15:34:33): I realized that if you take a screenshot and then "view it" in full screen, it's a FAKE screen and you can hide anything beneath it, lol. elan_einlhander (15:34:44): Uh. yeah vencabot_teppoo (15:35:16): Check this out: vencabot_teppoo (15:35:38): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/sharonscardpreview.jpg elan_einlhander (15:36:57): way to be a geel elan_einlhander (15:36:59): geek* vencabot_teppoo (15:37:03): lol elan_einlhander (15:39:07): I love my speedwalks, now I can be super lazy vencabot_teppoo (15:39:19): Lol. Not just 'lazy.' elan_einlhander (15:39:31): I found out how to reverse an alias on Portal, so I can do them both ways vencabot_teppoo (15:39:56): Cool? elan_einlhander (15:40:00): Very elan_einlhander (15:40:15): Templetontotellerium takes me from temply to telli elan_einlhander (15:40:35): so if I do -templetontotellerium it goes the other way vencabot_teppoo (15:40:41): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (15:41:02): But muirelletotnotelpmet would be cooler. elan_einlhander (15:41:20): Well, I could if I felt like typing it all backwards elan_einlhander (15:41:25): Which I don't vencabot_teppoo (15:41:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:42:11): ><~*Sakura*~>< says: i gotta go for a little bit buh baaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!! ><~*Sakura*~>< says: : ) d=vt ~Napping, but message me~ says: Awwww. Byyye!! d=vt ~Napping, but message me~ says: ^_^ ><~*Sakura*~>< says: ^_^ ><~*Sakura*~>< says: quit ><~*Sakura*~>< says: y ><~*Sakura*~>< says: oops elan_einlhander (15:42:50): wtf vencabot_teppoo (15:42:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:54:03): man, last night was so nice vencabot_teppoo (15:54:14): Lol. How late'd you stay yp? elan_einlhander (15:54:17): I feel high as a kite elan_einlhander (15:54:21): I think three elan_einlhander (15:54:45): got to be all stupid and mushy with Vic again, it's been so long. And then Seraphin logged on around two and we partied for a while vencabot_teppoo (15:54:57): Awww. Yay! ^_^ elan_einlhander (15:55:02): Yep elan_einlhander (15:55:11): I never said that of course *threatens you* vencabot_teppoo (15:55:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:21): I made a bunch of files... put them on my desktop... vencabot_teppoo (15:57:33): Took a screen-shot of it... elan_einlhander (15:57:44): When you say "screen shot" what do you mean? vencabot_teppoo (15:58:14): Used the screen-shot command to take a screen shot... hold down shift and hit "print screen". elan_einlhander (15:58:22): hm vencabot_teppoo (15:58:55): But then I saved it and set the screenshot as my BACKGROUND, and then deleted all the files... and now you can't tell which files on my desktop are real and which ones are ILLUSIONS, lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:10): I see, lol vencabot_teppoo (15:59:21): It looks so perfect. You can't even tell. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:39): I have a file called "Incriminating Evidence Against John," but you can't click it, lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:47): rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:59:52): It's so awesome. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:37): Lol. Awww... I took the screenshot when the recycle bin was full. elan_einlhander (16:00:43): Wonk wonk vencabot_teppoo (16:00:45): So when I emptied it... the background stillmakes it look full. elan_einlhander (16:01:02): hehe vencabot_teppoo (16:02:10): Screenshots are awesome. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:15): I forgot about them,lol. elan_einlhander (16:12:20): What does Megumi mean? vencabot_teppoo (16:12:32): Megumi... I think its just a name,lol. elan_einlhander (16:12:44): Yuki no Megumi vencabot_teppoo (16:14:08): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:39): John is getting MAULED in Super Mario Bros. 3. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:45): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:06:04): FROG SUIT GET HYPE elan_einlhander (17:06:39): Super mario 3? elan_einlhander (17:06:46): Didn't think John would play that vencabot_teppoo (17:06:52): Why not? Lol. elan_einlhander (17:07:26): Didnt' even know you had an NES vencabot_teppoo (17:07:53): We're playin' the one from All Stars! vencabot_teppoo (17:07:59): WITH ENHANCED GRAPHICS!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:08:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:08:05): oh, lame vencabot_teppoo (17:08:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:08:09): Hater. elan_einlhander (17:08:15): damn right vencabot_teppoo (17:08:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:21): oh shit vencabot_teppoo (17:09:25): ? elan_einlhander (17:09:26): My gameboy's on elan_einlhander (17:09:28): Oh man vencabot_teppoo (17:09:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:32): It's been on since 2 vencabot_teppoo (17:09:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:11:25): woah elan_einlhander (17:11:34): Cameron can send me tells in my sleep elan_einlhander (17:11:39): A guide feature elan_einlhander (17:11:46): that's crazy vencabot_teppoo (17:11:53): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:11:54): Awesome. elan_einlhander (17:11:58): For real elan_einlhander (17:12:02): VT needs that vencabot_teppoo (17:12:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:18): As a feature of his "God of ROCK" tag. elan_einlhander (17:12:22): Yup vencabot_teppoo (17:14:02): Mario's L337 Gur, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:14:08): The 1337 gur window. vencabot_teppoo (17:15:05): DUUUDE!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:15:11): I NEED TO DO A RAP TO THAT MARIO SONG! vencabot_teppoo (17:15:19): "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" vencabot_teppoo (17:15:23): "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" vencabot_teppoo (17:15:26): (key lower) vencabot_teppoo (17:15:26): (key lower) vencabot_teppoo (17:15:29): "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" vencabot_teppoo (17:15:31): "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" elan_einlhander (17:15:37): and I need to stop eating this sloppy joe vencabot_teppoo (17:15:52): Dunnalla duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUNNALA-DUH-NA-DUH-DUH-DUH. elan_einlhander (17:15:53): *totally irrelavant* vencabot_teppoo (17:16:36): I need to stop eating, too. I'm so full.. elan_einlhander (17:16:45): mmhm vencabot_teppoo (17:17:33): My title on MSN is "d=vt", lol. elan_einlhander (17:17:42): So I saw vencabot_teppoo (17:17:54): ...Wha? Lol. elan_einlhander (17:18:04): You showed me earlier today vencabot_teppoo (17:18:10): Oh yeah, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:27): d=vt says: ~burps~ d=vt says: @_@ >_< I will miss you all while I'm gone >_< says: lol >_< I will miss you all while I'm gone >_< says: *shakes her head* d=vt says: Yanks have no manners! ^_^ >_< I will miss you all while I'm gone >_< says: lol elan_einlhander (17:18:45): hm vencabot_teppoo (17:19:00): Because really, yanks have no manners. elan_einlhander (17:19:07): No, no we don't vencabot_teppoo (17:19:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:19:12): *is a Brit* vencabot_teppoo (17:19:14): LOL. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:21): You dern red-coat. elan_einlhander (17:19:28): damn gray back vencabot_teppoo (17:19:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:44): "That-a burned my ass!" -Mario elan_einlhander (17:25:07): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:29:56): John talking to himself: vencabot_teppoo (17:30:08): "Don't fuck up, John. DON'T FUCK UP HERNANDE- DAMMIT! YOU FUCKED UP!" elan_einlhander (17:30:25): pfft vencabot_teppoo (17:36:17): FLAEFAR vencabot_teppoo (17:36:17): A vencabot_teppoo (17:36:23): John is hilarious in this game. vencabot_teppoo (17:37:35): "Man, respect my balls!" vencabot_teppoo (17:37:41): "I know I really should." vencabot_teppoo (17:37:54): "Damn right you should, 'cause my balls are gold and beautiful!" vencabot_teppoo (17:38:03): -Mario elan_einlhander (17:38:19): rofl elan_einlhander (17:40:41): Sooooo hard to keep a focused mind when talking about womens underwear and how it makes their boobs look with a girl vencabot_teppoo (17:40:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:42:22): Apparently,John has named the sun in Mario Bros 3 "Dr. Lunarius." vencabot_teppoo (17:42:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:42:33): Wow vencabot_teppoo (17:42:45): He's freakin' hilarious, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:44:02): The Evil Doctor Lunarius. elan_einlhander (17:44:11): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:44:31): Lol. John just changed his name to the Evil Doctor Solarius. vencabot_teppoo (17:44:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:44:46): "That's ALWAYS been his name, David. Lunarius is a BROTHER." vencabot_teppoo (17:44:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:45:19): "He's not a real doctor." elan_einlhander (17:45:28): Orange bras should never go with a white shirt David vencabot_teppoo (17:45:35): "No, wait. It's the UNSTOPPABLE EVIL DOCTOR SOLARIUS." elan_einlhander (17:45:40): And purple makes boobs look bigger elan_einlhander (17:45:45): *is just now learning all of this* vencabot_teppoo (17:45:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:25): ~gets to the end of the level and gets the treasure chest~ "Oooh, a lunch box!" vencabot_teppoo (17:46:38): "I dont eat Leaves, mutha fucka! Get me a sandwhich!" vencabot_teppoo (17:47:03): "Oooh, now I have all leaves and a music box. Now I can listen to music while I enjoy my delicious foliage." elan_einlhander (17:47:13): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:47:21): Quote Mario. vencabot_teppoo (17:50:18): "Why does Bowser own a forest...?" vencabot_teppoo (17:50:25): "And why does he fill them with pipes?" vencabot_teppoo (17:50:27): -Mario. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:39): "Oh my God, he killed his brother Dr.Lunarius!!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:51:47): When referring to the last sun level when its night time. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:13): Announcer: "Hey kids, it time for 'Duck and Cover' with Mario and Luigi!" vencabot_teppoo (18:04:38): Mario: "Hey kids! When ya see a cannon, whaddaya do? Ya DUCK and COVER!" vencabot_teppoo (18:04:52): Mario: "U-unless it's one of those ones on the ground... Then you gotta jump" elan_einlhander (18:04:57): rofl vencabot_teppoo (18:05:00): The second one is Luigi, I mean. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:43): You know those things that shoot lasers in the last level? Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:07:14): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:07:30): John was just standing in the laser, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:09:03): And he was like, "What is this supposed to do?" and it just kept shooting him, and like the 10th time, he died, lol. elan_einlhander (18:09:14): pfft vencabot_teppoo (18:19:42): Announcer: "And BOWSER IS YOUR MOTHA!" vencabot_teppoo (18:19:55): Mario: "Oh, I was wondering why I HATED him so much." elan_einlhander (18:20:04): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:23:18): Doug, change my diaper. vencabot_teppoo (18:23:21): Because I feel unfresh. vencabot_teppoo (18:23:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:24:16): Pfft vencabot_teppoo (18:26:15): "Your a-mom!" -Mario elan_einlhander (18:26:25): Enough David, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:26:36): Ok, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:01): Bowser: "Mario, why do you hate me so much?" Mario: "Because you suck noodles; and not the good kind, either! Like in spaghetti!... Mmmm.... spagheeeettii..." elan_einlhander (18:36:14): pfft elan_einlhander (18:39:29): Kalied says to you, 'Those who don't know me might think I am a dinosaur but I a m not nearly that old, nor am I obsolete, nor am I dead, I am not extinct, nor a rchaic.' 'Who am I?' Kalied asks you. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:16): Barney? elan_einlhander (18:40:25): No David, not Barney elan_einlhander (18:40:30): I tried Time, and God elan_einlhander (18:40:40): neither worked vencabot_teppoo (18:40:46): God is not a dinosaur, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (18:41:02): "How do you know, David?" vencabot_teppoo (18:41:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:41:04): dinosaur is a metophor for old elan_einlhander (18:41:15): Not a metaphor, whatever the word is elan_einlhander (18:42:25): either way, Kalied is now dead vencabot_teppoo (18:42:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:42:42): riddle me THAT bitch vencabot_teppoo (18:42:50): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:42:52): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:44:59): John's fought Bowser about 80 times, now. elan_einlhander (18:45:15): wow vencabot_teppoo (18:45:23): All that's left is for him to finally beat him and then for Bowser to pull out a lil' roll of Mentos. vencabot_teppoo (18:45:29): (Mentos freshens, fresh tastes better) elan_einlhander (18:45:35): cl elan_einlhander (18:45:37): oops vencabot_teppoo (18:45:42): (Mentos freshens with Mentos, fresh and full of life!) vencabot_teppoo (18:51:13): MARIO WORLD CAME OUT IN 91? vencabot_teppoo (18:51:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:51:42): Yep vencabot_teppoo (18:51:57): Way to be 12 years old, Mario World, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:06): I was just chatting with a girl that was 11. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:12): She was born AFTER Mario World, lol. elan_einlhander (18:52:54): lol vencabot_teppoo (18:59:30): When did the fire flowers become tulips? O.o elan_einlhander (18:59:41): uhhhh elan_einlhander (18:59:43): Beats me vencabot_teppoo (18:59:53): Maybe they're seasonal. elan_einlhander (18:59:54): the only began in mario 3 vencabot_teppoo (19:02:21): Yoshi is a wuss. elan_einlhander (19:02:28): hehe vencabot_teppoo (19:02:55): "Alright Yoshi, time for the castle!" "Actually, buddy... I think I'm gonna sit this one out." elan_einlhander (19:03:08): Yeah, that so pissed me off vencabot_teppoo (19:03:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:04:09): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:04:16): It's been so many years since we played Mario World. vencabot_teppoo (19:04:21): We were so hyper-active. vencabot_teppoo (19:04:40): Ya know the first boss? Where the arena tilts and you have to hit his head to knock him back until he falls into the lava? elan_einlhander (19:04:57): yes vencabot_teppoo (19:05:47): Well, John just knocked him, and then waited as it tilted the other way... and then when it tilted back, he knocked him off... We used to just knock him both ways, and would get annoyed that the arena tilted so fast because we could never knock him enough in one direction. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:51): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:54): We were hyper-active. elan_einlhander (19:06:03): Indeed sp elan_einlhander (19:06:05): so* vencabot_teppoo (19:06:15): "HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM!" vencabot_teppoo (19:06:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:06:26): There was no such thing as waiting back in 97! vencabot_teppoo (19:06:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:55): DARN IT! elan_einlhander (19:22:02): hm? vencabot_teppoo (19:22:08): ~been searching for an hour for the answer to that darn riddle~ elan_einlhander (19:22:20): woah, for real? elan_einlhander (19:22:24): She's dead yo, forget it vencabot_teppoo (19:22:26): The best lead EVER turned out to be a dead freakin' end. vencabot_teppoo (19:23:19): "I am not a dinosaur, what am I? A pteosaur, a winged reptile! As a baby pteosaur learns how to fly, he gains self-esteem and discovers the many dionsaurs in his Jurassic landscape. Full color.32 pages." elan_einlhander (19:23:43): yeah elan_einlhander (19:23:58): my keyboard broke elan_einlhander (19:24:01): God damn it vencabot_teppoo (19:24:02): Freakin' $4 children's books. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:03): ? elan_einlhander (19:24:19): I spilled lemonade on it, now it's spazzing out, gonna have to break it open and clean it vencabot_teppoo (19:24:38): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:26:14): gonna take a nap vencabot_teppoo (19:26:28): Good man. vencabot_teppoo (19:26:28): Peace. elan_einlhander (20:26:25): ah elan_einlhander (20:26:51): david.....hejpe vencabot_teppoo (20:27:08): HEJPE HEJPE! elan_einlhander (20:27:20): opehvoise vencabot_teppoo (20:27:47): Undalej ARIBA REEEEEEBA! vencabot_teppoo (20:28:08): harryturney: i drove by everett today and looked at croleys room and gave it a dirty look Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:28:29): godda vencabot_teppoo (20:28:38): GODDA DANCE! elan_einlhander (20:28:53): GOD,DA vencabot_teppoo (20:29:11): HEJPE! vencabot_teppoo (20:29:12): HEJPE! vencabot_teppoo (20:29:41): ~trying to learn your keyboard's mysterious language~ elan_einlhander (20:29:48): type elan_einlhander (20:30:02): skrewedup vencabot_teppoo (20:30:11): HYJPE, GOD,DA! DoO YooUU;JPE uNndERs22`tand MeeE? elan_einlhander (20:30:13): usevoise elan_einlhander (20:30:21): use,voise vencabot_teppoo (20:30:32): Rofl. John's around. elan_einlhander (20:30:42): so elan_einlhander (20:30:57): doit elan_einlhander (20:31:00): do,it vencabot_teppoo (20:31:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:20): I know you couldn't, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:28): I was just making fun of you. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:41): That conversation must go down in history. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:51): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~trying to learn your keyboard's mysterious language~ elan_einlhander: type elan_einlhander: skrewedup Vencabot_Teppoo: HYJPE, GOD,DA! DoO YooUU;JPE uNndERs22`tand MeeE? vencabot_teppoo (20:35:03): What? vencabot_teppoo (20:35:14): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (20:35:43): I was crackin' up. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:54): HejPE! vencabot_teppoo (20:35:58): HeeeejPEEE! vencabot_teppoo (20:36:26): David: "Jeeepa! Jeepa! Undallej, AREEBA! REEBA!" vencabot_teppoo (20:37:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:40): Some keyboards you can, some you CAN'T. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:47): If they CAN come off, just pry them. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:03): And if they CAN'T... just pry them. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:49): ~burp~ Huh? vencabot_teppoo (20:41:40): Beast Boy is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:42:05): I can hear yaOK, but if you spoke louder, it'd be better. vencabot_teppoo (20:43:22): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (20:43:41): ~cleans his ear with his finger~ WHAAAT? EAT AN M&M? vencabot_teppoo (20:44:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:44:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:44:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:45): Take a nap. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:49): Nap again. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:55): Nappy-nap. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:59): Tell a friend. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:05): Take a nap vencabot_teppoo (20:46:05): Take a nap vencabot_teppoo (20:46:06): Take a nap vencabot_teppoo (20:46:10): Take a nap. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:19): ~guesses you don't get it, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (20:46:39): Oh... yeah... about that. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:39): I forgot. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:01): Freakin' lag. My friend is having me download a trailer. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:09): Ok, I'm in. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:12): Now what? vencabot_teppoo (20:49:01): Yeah, she ain't on. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:12): This is my impression of HER. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:16): ~logs off of MM~ vencabot_teppoo (20:49:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:25): Get it? vencabot_teppoo (20:49:29): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:55): Ok, lol. ~breathes out, and in... trying to get in character... needing to FEEL his role...~ vencabot_teppoo (20:50:03): *ahhhh* vencabot_teppoo (20:50:26): "D'UuuuuUUUh!!11 Yoooiii! I iz EiRIckAa!11! aHAhaHDHaHha" vencabot_teppoo (20:50:43): "MeEee sstoo00OOpIiid!" vencabot_teppoo (20:50:59): "aNnd MeeEE stooPoid TOOo!!11" vencabot_teppoo (20:51:04): "AhdahfAHahsHD" vencabot_teppoo (20:51:13): ~bows~ vencabot_teppoo (20:51:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:51:37): Rofl. Not well. vencabot_teppoo (20:51:47): And by not well, I mean it hasn't started. What was that? vencabot_teppoo (20:51:58): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:52:38): If Doug had a webcam, I'd go over to his house and hijack it and just send random messages to people making funn faces, and going "DodoIIi!I!I I'm DooOUGUUG! AdhAHHHhahHA!111" vencabot_teppoo (20:52:58): AND I'd only be half dressed. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:09): "David...? Why are you half-dressed in my house?" vencabot_teppoo (20:53:21): "When did you come in?" vencabot_teppoo (20:53:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:53:30): Curse us for being on the same page, always. vencabot_teppoo (20:54:10): ~needs to piss~ vencabot_teppoo (20:54:20): ~sounds of peeing~ (?) vencabot_teppoo (20:54:38): *sparks* vencabot_teppoo (20:57:20): Anyway, I'm going to go drain the urine that's built up in my bladder. vencabot_teppoo (20:57:37): Through a small hole at the end of my penis vencabot_teppoo (21:01:35): When there's trouble you know who to call. vencabot_teppoo (21:01:38): TEEN TITANS vencabot_teppoo (21:01:44): From their tower they can see it all! vencabot_teppoo (21:02:02): For crying out loud, Teen Titans. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:03): GO! vencabot_teppoo (21:02:21): Puffy vencabot_teppoo (21:02:22): Ami vencabot_teppoo (21:02:23): Yumi vencabot_teppoo (21:02:26): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:30): What about chips? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:38): I don't know anything about that kinda stuff. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:49): This one goes out to the wannabes vencabot_teppoo (21:03:54): They annoy me more than my pack of fleas. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:04): They're the former rogues who try to flow like bards, vencabot_teppoo (21:04:15): You chose tracking kid; Already played yer cards vencabot_teppoo (21:04:55): You think you rhyme? Think your s|<33lz iz ph34r'd? vencabot_teppoo (21:05:05): Get original, kid, because your beats iz mirrored vencabot_teppoo (21:05:11): You think you're phat and that your flow is finer? vencabot_teppoo (21:05:21): Well your tone is FLAT and your key is MINOR. vencabot_teppoo (21:05:29): Akeekeekee. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:07): Poka... Poka... vencabot_teppoo (21:06:15): The name sounds familiar. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:24): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:28): Well, if its Polka... vencabot_teppoo (21:06:33): Then it doesn't belong with you. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:39): It belongs with Megaman and his kru. vencabot_teppoo (21:07:22): Vencabot_Teppoo: Back kaelinswiftrunner32: welcome back bro Vencabot_Teppoo: Welcome back. kaelinswiftrunner32: O.o kaelinswiftrunner32: o.O kaelinswiftrunner32: who you welcoming back? Vencabot_Teppoo: Welcome back. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: ~is sleepy~ vencabot_teppoo (21:08:14): no! how could anyone feel ok with the pearls in the south pacific eating all the local plant life in africa causing the normal migrational habits of the arctic tern to shift greatly affecting the blue footed booby market in southern indonesia to crash creating a ripple effect that will be felt throughout the entire booby economy? vencabot_teppoo (21:08:36): Quote Tsuke. vencabot_teppoo (21:08:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:29): No, but Doug. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:37): Read this alloud, as soon as you see it. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:44): Take a nap. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:47): Nap again. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:50): Nappy-nap. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:53): Tell a friend. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:58): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:06): harryturney: i wish tomorrow was yesterday vencabot_teppoo (21:10:31): harryturney: i wish tomorrow was yesterday Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: or do i harryturney: not really vencabot_teppoo (21:10:43): He types just like he talks, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:10): Yes... but they have to be in a conference. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:37): It'll say, "You have to close VC with (so and so) in order to open VC with (so and so2). Is this ok?" vencabot_teppoo (21:11:50): No idea why. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:59): Since it can work in conference with, like, 30 people. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:26): We should voice chat... with web cam. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:35): And flash our titties for people online. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:03): "You'll never know until you seeeee..." vencabot_teppoo (21:13:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:27): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:35): And a headbanger. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:09): Go Robin. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:11): It's yo birthday. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:28): You punched who?! vencabot_teppoo (21:14:32): WHY?! vencabot_teppoo (21:14:37): LOL vencabot_teppoo (21:14:45): HE'S ALWAYS HO-HO-HO-ING! vencabot_teppoo (21:14:56): He's not just ho-ho-ho-ing to offend YOU. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:04): Maybe he is. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:24): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:35): "Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make!" vencabot_teppoo (21:15:40): Croley: "What, David?" vencabot_teppoo (21:15:48): "DOUG ASSAULTED SANTA CLAUSE!" vencabot_teppoo (21:15:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:59): "WHY?!" vencabot_teppoo (21:16:01): "HE HATES CHRISTMAS!" vencabot_teppoo (21:16:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:38): ch33z iz t4sty vencabot_teppoo (21:16:57): Uhh... vencabot_teppoo (21:17:02): UUUUUHHHHH... vencabot_teppoo (21:17:10): UuuUUUuuuuUUUuuuh!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:17:13): *splurch* vencabot_teppoo (21:17:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:26): I dunno. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:31): I played on yer mom. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:40): Oh yeah, lol. You gotta see this. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:53): OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN PLAY! vencabot_teppoo (21:18:03): Turn the volume to MAX. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:11): And go to WWW.Y2KHAI.COM vencabot_teppoo (21:18:15): YES! vencabot_teppoo (21:18:16): LOL vencabot_teppoo (21:19:01): And click every video in the video jump one by one, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:15): Rofl. Y2Khai is the best. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:54): Rofl. No keyboard involved, Doug. JUST CLICK THE LINK, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:27): Y2Khai is one loc'd out asian. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:00): Lol. Just go and play Khai and Juice and I promise you'll wanna watch the rest. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:15): Pffft. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:13): ROFL!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:20): YEESSSS! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:47): Dude, just click this link. I'll give you the LINK to the MOVIE, so you can just click and WATCH. Just watch this ONE. It'll take one minute. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:54): http://www.y2khai.com/khai02.html vencabot_teppoo (21:26:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:46): "I'm going to get my mack on, so back on up." vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): "'Cause you know that I'm about to vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): puff vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): a vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): b vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): lunt vencabot_teppoo (21:27:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:27): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:28:47): Awww. Ok. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:50): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:30:46): "Damn girl, how's yer moma? I dumped my pregnant girlfriend, so I am not a father. If I have another, you know what I'm gonna call her? I call her "sugar lips" vencabot_teppoo (21:31:01): yes vencabot_teppoo (21:31:11): Vencabot_Teppoo: Yo, this is VT, and I'll tell ya how it go. Vencabot_Teppoo: Elan's keyboard is @#$%in' up, he can't message yo, so Vencabot_Teppoo: ...Uh... sorry. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:31:53): yes vencabot_teppoo (21:32:37): lol vencabot_teppoo (21:32:44): my keyboard is screwing up too vencabot_teppoo (21:33:00): its contagious vencabot_teppoo (21:33:37): darn it vencabot_teppoo (21:34:23): Ok, my keyboard is back to normal. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:28): Doug: "So is mine!" vencabot_teppoo (21:34:29): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:55): http://www.y2khai.com/khai04.html vencabot_teppoo (21:38:18): "All of my girls are in ju vencabot_teppoo (21:38:19): nior vencabot_teppoo (21:38:21): high." vencabot_teppoo (21:38:29): "They all ask why vencabot_teppoo (21:38:31): Khai is vencabot_teppoo (21:38:32): so vencabot_teppoo (21:38:34): fly!" vencabot_teppoo (21:38:36): "BYAAAATCH!" vencabot_teppoo (21:38:38): rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:39:05): BUT THAT'S HOW HE SPELLS IT AND SAYS IT! vencabot_teppoo (21:39:06): Rofl! vencabot_teppoo (21:39:25): Lol. I know you do. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:32): OK. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:05): ~wonders why this movie is taking so long to load~ vencabot_teppoo (21:45:25): Vic ain't on. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:56): Tell him what? vencabot_teppoo (21:47:02): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:26): Huh? vencabot_teppoo (21:56:31): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:12): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:34): Hawk Girl is bewitched. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:21): How comes the keyboard? vencabot_teppoo (22:20:39): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:22:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:09): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:23:47): Tis the season to kick @$$. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:13): Tis the season to kick @$$! vencabot_teppoo (22:24:21): Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:31): And then drink so much that we pass ooouuut! vencabot_teppoo (22:24:37): Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:02): And use our victim as a pillow! vencabot_teppoo (22:25:12): Fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la, la, la! vencabot_teppoo (22:25:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:31): The keyboard doesn't work yet? vencabot_teppoo (22:25:32): ~sneeze~ vencabot_teppoo (22:25:49): Why not? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:05): Well, maybe when you get a... vencabot_teppoo (22:26:08): COMPUTER VIRUS... vencabot_teppoo (22:26:11): You'll know why. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:21): GET IT? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:31): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:26:36): That's what I was thinking! vencabot_teppoo (22:26:59): Oh man, I'm gonna sneeze... *a-CHOO!* ~Splurch!~ vencabot_teppoo (22:27:43): N-no... vencabot_teppoo (22:27:52): You aren't remote controlled... vencabot_teppoo (22:27:53): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:27:53): ...are you? vencabot_teppoo (22:28:07): RadiCal! vencabot_teppoo (22:28:22): Ri-CHUSS! vencabot_teppoo (22:28:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:29:00): What's the magic word? (and it's not please) vencabot_teppoo (22:29:12): No, man. It's "Thunderbird." vencabot_teppoo (22:29:47): Nope, she's not on. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:26): MIDRIFF vencabot_teppoo (22:30:27): SWEATER?! vencabot_teppoo (22:30:33): HELLO? vencabot_teppoo (22:30:39): Whoa vencabot_teppoo (22:30:58): That hardly seems right. vencabot_teppoo (22:31:24): Run, Bruce, run. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:15): Rape. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:04): ~Deibitto-kun goes CROSSEYED~ vencabot_teppoo (22:36:09): ~get it?!~ vencabot_teppoo (22:36:41): SNAAAAAAAAAAKE! vencabot_teppoo (22:39:13): What's that? vencabot_teppoo (22:39:19): The what? vencabot_teppoo (22:39:59): What the... YUGI-OH MARBLES? vencabot_teppoo (22:42:08): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:50:51): ddd elan_einlhander (22:50:52): e vencabot_teppoo (22:54:36): Yer breaking up. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:13): Look at the little "talk bar." vencabot_teppoo (22:55:25): When it fades gray, I CAN'T hear you. As you can see, its flickering vencabot_teppoo (22:55:35): It is here. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:49): I can hear you, but not understand you very well. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:06): Maybe try holding down the talk button? elan_einlhander (22:57:25): type-retters-a2z vencabot_teppoo (22:58:31): Yes, loud and clear. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:03): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (22:59:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:13): MADNESS vencabot_teppoo (22:59:27): A through C? ~doesn't get it~ vencabot_teppoo (22:59:30): Explain again? vencabot_teppoo (22:59:55): a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z vencabot_teppoo (23:01:01): Dude, I saw The Last Samurai. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:09): And it was like Kenshin, but live action. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:13): I gave it a 10/10. elan_einlhander (23:01:16): groovy vencabot_teppoo (23:01:23): Keyboard working again? vencabot_teppoo (23:01:34): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:47): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:54): I can only use about five letters of the alphabet right now. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:06): Lol. Awesome! ~gets it now~ vencabot_teppoo (23:02:50): U a stoopid bich adn u ugly vencabot_teppoo (23:03:00): Lol. Ok. vencabot_teppoo (23:03:08): VT is typing for me and I'm copy-pasting. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:10): Say again? vencabot_teppoo (23:04:31): AWAY: (Can't type right now) vencabot_teppoo (23:05:04): Breaking up again. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:17): Can't hear ya. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:59): Yes. vencabot_teppoo (23:06:20): I hate to break a promise, sooooo... Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:07:38): Kenshin is short, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:40): I'VE GOT THE POWER OF THE HULK IN MY HANDS!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:12:49): ~walking like a cowboy who just got offa a horse~ vencabot_teppoo (23:12:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:14:54): AWWW vencabot_teppoo (23:15:20): AWWW vencabot_teppoo (23:15:24): Cute. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:31): Kauru. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:43): Her screen name is "jadewashu" right? vencabot_teppoo (23:15:53): She won't answer me. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:07): Vencabot_Teppoo: Yo; Elan's keyboard ain't workin', and so he probably won't be able to talk to you at all tonight. Vencabot_Teppoo: And please respond with at least an 'ok' if ya got this message, 'kay? vencabot_teppoo (23:16:11): But no response. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:44): You sure that's her SN, and not just the nickname that you set for her? vencabot_teppoo (23:17:48): Ok. "www.materiamagica.com" is in her profile, so it's all good.l vencabot_teppoo (23:21:18): Ok, yo... Peace. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:29): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:35): Peace. 12-14-03 vencabot_teppoo (16:03:17): Salutations. elan_einlhander (16:03:19): yo elan_einlhander (16:03:26): Rangers got a new spell apparently vencabot_teppoo (16:03:38): I wonder how long it'll take me to get used to seeing your name online all the time again. Oh? elan_einlhander (16:03:46): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:04:08): ... vencabot_teppoo (16:04:21): ~makes a rolling motion with his hand vencabot_teppoo (16:04:23): ...And? elan_einlhander (16:04:32): concealment elan_einlhander (16:04:55): Hides my equipment and inventory so people can't see it vencabot_teppoo (16:05:10): Whoa. elan_einlhander (16:05:20): more of a PK thing sadly vencabot_teppoo (16:05:50): ~nods~ And YOU got it? elan_einlhander (16:05:55): Sadly vencabot_teppoo (16:06:40): For some reason, I thought that if you had already gone through, or were in a class when a new skill was added, you wouldn't get it. elan_einlhander (16:06:50): So did I vencabot_teppoo (16:07:13): Ok, so I'm not crazy, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:09:48): Ashita ha "A" youbi desuka? elan_einlhander (16:09:59): Hai vencabot_teppoo (16:10:07): Sukooru. elan_einlhander (16:10:23): Hai, sukooru >_< vencabot_teppoo (16:10:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:14:14): Eniki wo wasurenai de kudasai. elan_einlhander (16:14:39): iie vencabot_teppoo (16:15:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:15:14): "Please don't forget your eniki." vencabot_teppoo (16:15:15): "No." elan_einlhander (16:15:39): SEAN CONNERY vencabot_teppoo (16:15:43): Lol elan_einlhander (16:15:46): On Snl, awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:15:49): I AM TOMMY! vencabot_teppoo (16:15:52): THE GREEN RANGER! vencabot_teppoo (16:15:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:15:58): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:16:01): I love this one vencabot_teppoo (16:16:08): John's still playing Mario. elan_einlhander (16:16:29): aw god damn it elan_einlhander (16:17:02): Boy you might be legally retaaarded vencabot_teppoo (16:18:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:18:52): Anal bumcover vencabot_teppoo (16:18:55): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:19:05): I forget what the other one was. elan_einlhander (16:21:00): Come on yah pansie vencabot_teppoo (16:21:22): Lol.. vencabot_teppoo (16:31:02): "Which pipe? Which pipe, Lord Jesus?!" - Mario elan_einlhander (16:31:17): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:35:23): "I need some 'shrooooms man... I NEED SOME 'SHROOMS!" - Mario vencabot_teppoo (16:35:33): Nurse: "What do you think is wrong with him?" vencabot_teppoo (16:35:47): Doctor: "I dunno. He says that when he takes 'shrooms, he gets larger than life." elan_einlhander (16:36:08): Man, I've heard way too many Mario jokes lately vencabot_teppoo (16:36:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:36:26): And all from one person. elan_einlhander (16:36:30): yup vencabot_teppoo (16:36:34): Named David. elan_einlhander (16:36:48): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:36:59): Who goes to Everett Highschool. elan_einlhander (16:37:14): Enough, lol vencabot_teppoo (16:37:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:11): What shape are your USB ports? elan_einlhander (16:48:21): little verticle slits vencabot_teppoo (16:48:30): So I DO have USB ports... elan_einlhander (16:48:42): I have USB 2.0 ports vencabot_teppoo (16:48:52): I have 2 USB ports, lol. The irony. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:16): Make that three. vencabot_teppoo (18:09:56): WE CAPTURED SADDAM HUSSEIN? elan_einlhander (18:10:08): Oh, yeah elan_einlhander (18:10:10): I heard it at work vencabot_teppoo (18:11:09): Score. vencabot_teppoo (18:11:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:11:19): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:25:11): Bass was tired of getting beaten by MegaMan in MegaMan 7 and 8, so before MegaMan and Bass he went and trained with Samus. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:20): And learned the art of shoulder movement. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:38): Or, as he called it, "Kata-ken." elan_einlhander (18:36:30): Let it be known..... elan_einlhander (18:36:41): That Cream Savers are mui deliciouso vencabot_teppoo (18:36:47): They are, too. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:57): Cream Savers are the best hard candy. vencabot_teppoo (18:37:59): Vencabot_Teppoo: Hail, Harry Turney of House Turney, heir to the Turney clan. harryturney: lol harry turney is pimp harryturney: even though his clan is down to two people Vencabot_Teppoo: El-oh-el. elan_einlhander (18:38:42): lol elan_einlhander (18:49:14): Wow, formed with Silmoon to level elan_einlhander (18:49:18): How awkward vencabot_teppoo (18:49:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:50:06): now let's just hope Vic doesn't log on elan_einlhander (18:50:28): Because she logged off about 20 paces away from where I am right now vencabot_teppoo (18:50:38): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:50:50): She would walk over..... elan_einlhander (18:51:02): And I'd be like " Uh, hey babe, um, yeah" elan_einlhander (18:51:18): And Silmoon would stab me in the throat vencabot_teppoo (18:51:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:01:56): Al Gore on SNL is great elan_einlhander (19:02:06): I swear, in every sketch he's in vencabot_teppoo (19:02:11): In my 'lock box'. elan_einlhander (19:02:14): Yup vencabot_teppoo (19:02:43): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:02:50): Tell me that I don't have the best desktop ever. elan_einlhander (19:03:16): Holy shit that's sweet vencabot_teppoo (19:03:24): Yes, yes it is. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:03:48): Worship it, Doug. elan_einlhander (19:03:55): I shall vencabot_teppoo (19:04:13): It's one of the backgrounds that was on the NiGHTS disc. elan_einlhander (19:04:21): Cool vencabot_teppoo (19:06:33): It's the best background ever because I don't have to stretch it... because when you center a pic on your desktop, it surrounds it with black... but that pic IS surrounded with black, so you can't tell when it ends. elan_einlhander (19:06:46): awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:07:20): The other ones have to be stretched, but there are some other cool ones. If they weren't BMPs, I'd send them to you. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:42): I'm gonna send you what the other desktops look like, and then I gotta go. elan_einlhander (19:19:56): Kay vencabot_teppoo (19:25:27): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop2.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:32): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop3.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:36): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop4.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:39): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop5.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:43): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop6.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:48): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/desktop7.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:25:51): Ok, peace. elan_einlhander (19:26:24): peace vencabot_teppoo (19:28:02): ~makes like a baby and heads-out~ vencabot_teppoo (21:30:55): ~falls to his knees~ vencabot_teppoo (21:31:01): ~falls onto his front~ vencabot_teppoo (21:31:05): ~sleeps~ elan_einlhander (21:31:19): Why would you even log on then? vencabot_teppoo (21:31:44): To tell people I'll be back in thirty minutes, lol. elan_einlhander (21:31:52): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:06:02): Eniki wo shitteimasu. elan_einlhander (22:06:10): Oh crud, iie vencabot_teppoo (22:06:30): Lol. "I'm doing Eniki." "Oh crud, no." vencabot_teppoo (22:06:37): HAI, SHITTEIMASU. elan_einlhander (22:06:39): No vencabot_teppoo (22:06:41): "YES, I AM." elan_einlhander (22:06:45): I always say iie vencabot_teppoo (22:06:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:28): Don't let having your computer back affect your homework ethics. That'd do a lot to prove yer mommy right. elan_einlhander (22:07:43): Well to be honest, I NEVER did my eniki elan_einlhander (22:07:52): with or without the computer, lol vencabot_teppoo (22:08:06): Then how'd you turn it in? vencabot_teppoo (22:08:10): WHAT'S GOING ON? vencabot_teppoo (22:08:13): ~confused~ vencabot_teppoo (22:08:17): Conspiracy?! elan_einlhander (22:08:19): Only twice yo elan_einlhander (22:08:25): out of like thirty vencabot_teppoo (22:08:29): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:39): It seemed like more than that. elan_einlhander (22:08:50): I generalize vencabot_teppoo (22:08:55): And here I thought you were gonna tell me that you were paying someone to do it. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:32): I have now come to the conclusion. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:40): That whenever a girl tells me to give 'em a sec. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:53): I'll tell 'em that I'll give them MORE than ONE sec. I'll give 'em secs. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:01): Awesome. elan_einlhander (22:13:42): That was lame vencabot_teppoo (22:14:03): W-well... it's OPPOSITE DAY! SO IT WAS AWESOME!!! elan_einlhander (22:14:23): No, no it's not, Opposite Day was yesterday vencabot_teppoo (22:14:34): MEANING THAT IT'S TOMORROW! vencabot_teppoo (22:14:38): ~slap~ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:40): Ow... vencabot_teppoo (22:16:46): One, two, three and to the four vencabot_teppoo (22:16:53): Y2Khai and his girl at the door vencabot_teppoo (22:16:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:06): I'm 'bout to get my mack on, so back on up vencabot_teppoo (22:17:11): 'Cause you know that I'm about to vencabot_teppoo (22:17:13): puff vencabot_teppoo (22:17:13): a vencabot_teppoo (22:17:16): blunt vencabot_teppoo (22:17:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:18): Shut yo mouf vencabot_teppoo (22:17:25): I love those clips so much. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:32): I read about your case of the clap, and I'm sorry. I had herpes a month ago and sure I didn't like it. I know that you're probably itching, but try not to bite it. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:22:45): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (22:22:47): ? elan_einlhander (22:23:00): Vic never logged on last night, or tonight elan_einlhander (22:23:11): *secretely misses her, just doesn't wanna say it* vencabot_teppoo (22:23:26): Lol. Nothing wrong with saying it; But whatever. That sucks, man. elan_einlhander (22:23:40): I can't say stuff like that, too much of a jerk vencabot_teppoo (22:25:46): Girl, you're think, you better stop eating that pie. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:50): Think=thick vencabot_teppoo (22:25:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:40:51): aw mayne, Leyna's boyfriend or fiance or whatever he was broke up with her elan_einlhander (22:41:03): After being away for like a year vencabot_teppoo (22:41:14): Some people have no class. elan_einlhander (22:41:17): She was all excited that he came back home, from baghdad or whatever elan_einlhander (22:41:32): And now he broke up with her, told her he loves her like a sister now vencabot_teppoo (22:41:43): But I guess its better than leading her on, right? elan_einlhander (22:41:45): I feel so bad, my ex said that to me, it hurts elan_einlhander (22:42:02): It actually feels better to have someone you love like that hate you that love you like a sibling vencabot_teppoo (22:42:13): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (22:42:22): I know, makes no sense vencabot_teppoo (22:42:29): But whatever, lol. elan_einlhander (22:42:38): Sorry, had to share that info vencabot_teppoo (22:42:44): Iss coo'. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:44): Girlies lookin' at my ass, they all wanna stare vencabot_teppoo (22:45:51): But a crazy Roger Rabbit with my hands in the air. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:52): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:55): But=bust vencabot_teppoo (22:46:05): ~can't type tonight~ vencabot_teppoo (22:46:16): Hey, you were in Beard's. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:35): Did he give you guys that speach at the end of the year about how on some days you just won't be able to type? Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:40): His "inspirational speach." elan_einlhander (22:46:52): Yeah, lol vencabot_teppoo (22:47:03): Whenever I say that I just can't type, I think about that, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:50:31): Man, I don't have my eniki sheet, AGAIN. vencabot_teppoo (22:50:37): So I'm gonna have to make my own, AGAIN. elan_einlhander (22:50:46): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:51:04): And I'd feel a lot better if my girlfr- I mean... vencabot_teppoo (22:51:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:10): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:16): Man, I wish I had my sheet. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:19): I don't feel well. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:30): I don't wanna w- (whine, whine, whine) vencabot_teppoo (22:51:35): (whine, whine) vencabot_teppoo (22:51:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:06): Whats on an Eniki sheet? Month, date, weekday, went to bed at, woke up at, tenki, ondo, picture, and diary-box? vencabot_teppoo (23:20:12): I feel like I'm forgetting something. elan_einlhander (23:20:28): Uhhhm don't know vencabot_teppoo (23:40:12): Man, is it just me, or does tonight suck. elan_einlhander (23:40:20): Agreed elan_einlhander (23:40:24): *is womanless* vencabot_teppoo (23:40:30): ~is too~ elan_einlhander (23:40:39): We suck then vencabot_teppoo (23:40:46): Agreed. elan_einlhander (23:40:54): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (23:41:07): ~head droop-age~ elan_einlhander (23:41:17): *sinkage too* vencabot_teppoo (23:41:28): I feel sick, and yet I KNOW I'm going to go to school tomorrow. elan_einlhander (23:41:33): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (23:41:34): Curse my macho attitude. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:41:38): One more week yo elan_einlhander (23:41:39): SONIC elan_einlhander (23:41:40): SONIC elan_einlhander (23:41:41): SONIC vencabot_teppoo (23:41:42): WHAT? elan_einlhander (23:41:44): TURN ON TV NOW elan_einlhander (23:41:45): NOW elan_einlhander (23:41:46): NOW elan_einlhander (23:41:46): NOW elan_einlhander (23:41:48): TOO LATE elan_einlhander (23:41:52): Sonic Heroes vencabot_teppoo (23:42:03): CRAP vencabot_teppoo (23:42:08): It wasn't on Cartoon Network... elan_einlhander (23:42:12): Sorry yo, I heard the sound of a ring vencabot_teppoo (23:42:14): It was freakin' TV guide. elan_einlhander (23:42:15): And looked over elan_einlhander (23:42:18): And there was Sonic elan_einlhander (23:42:30): I need a sandwhich, brb elan_einlhander (23:48:23): *Settled for rice* vencabot_teppoo (23:49:26): ~settled for..~ vencabot_teppoo (23:49:32): ~not even gonna bother finishing~ vencabot_teppoo (23:49:35): ~too tired to be clever~ elan_einlhander (23:49:42): But vencabot_teppoo (23:49:55): <-_-> elan_einlhander (23:50:01): You typed more by saying all that vencabot_teppoo (23:50:11): ~awake enough to type~ vencabot_teppoo (23:50:13): ~too tired to be clever~ elan_einlhander (23:50:16): I see vencabot_teppoo (23:50:26): I hope Lacy comes on tonight. vencabot_teppoo (23:50:36): I always feel better after talking to her. elan_einlhander (23:50:45): Lacy? vencabot_teppoo (23:50:47): But I really shouldn't stay up waiting for her. elan_einlhander (23:50:51): wtf is Lacy vencabot_teppoo (23:50:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:51:09): ~answers in gibberish~ vencabot_teppoo (23:51:21): afskfgsdjhafiegf;ro wkja falsdf saow fglaksfj aflsf s girlfriend gafhaghjbge;awfw vencabot_teppoo (23:51:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:51:37): ah elan_einlhander (23:51:44): *replies in gibberish* elan_einlhander (23:51:58): aspdfjpfjspjfp mums adpasfpsj the afhasifoh; word aofhash;h;sdh vencabot_teppoo (23:52:04): If you were to say, "My head hurts," and the word for "hurt" is "itai," would it be "itai DESU," or "itai imasu." vencabot_teppoo (23:52:17): Lol. Awesome, Doug. But back to work... Do you think that would be used as a verb? elan_einlhander (23:52:38): I think it would be itaimasu elan_einlhander (23:52:49): itai imasu that is vencabot_teppoo (23:53:05): Yeah, because it is a verb... I keep wanting to say, "As for my head, it hurts" though. elan_einlhander (23:53:10): yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): But I'm gonna write "Itai imasu," and sensei can correct me, as I bust a crazy Roger Rabbit with my hands in the air. vencabot_teppoo (23:53:57): David's 6th sentence? vencabot_teppoo (23:54:03): "Dekakemasen." vencabot_teppoo (23:54:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:54:07): Rofdl vencabot_teppoo (23:54:08): Sums it ALL up. elan_einlhander (23:54:09): rofl* vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): Why even write 7 sentences, when I can now just say "dekakemasen." elan_einlhander (23:54:42): hehe vencabot_teppoo (23:55:59): "Dakakemashitaka?" "Iie. Iie, dekakemasendeshita." vencabot_teppoo (23:56:10): "Did you go out?" "No. No, I didn't go out." vencabot_teppoo (23:56:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:56:18): awesome elan_einlhander (23:56:26): AUCTION: The bleeder: going twice (no bid received yet). vencabot_teppoo (23:56:31): All of the vocab in the Last sam- What? vencabot_teppoo (23:56:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:56:48): Item 'the bleeder' is type weapon, alignment -340, made of mithril, elan_einlhander (23:56:50): awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:56:56): VT should change his nickname from "The Burner" to "The Bleeder." Awesome; What kinda weapon? elan_einlhander (23:57:08): A flail, level 120 elan_einlhander (23:57:09): 125* vencabot_teppoo (23:58:00): I am gonna freakin' enjoy this break. vencabot_teppoo (23:58:04): Two whole weeks. elan_einlhander (23:58:10): Oh yes YES elan_einlhander (23:58:22): Well, I still gotta work, but big freakin deal vencabot_teppoo (23:58:58): I'm gonna sleep the whole first day, and then clean my whole house, do some community service, work out like crazy, and stay up through all hours of the night. elan_einlhander (23:59:15): Hot damn, I like that idea vencabot_teppoo (23:59:30): And then schools gonna come back and hopefully, with two weeks of being away from school, my ability to use THE FORCE will be strong enough for me to take over it just been staring at people, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:33): Scenerio: vencabot_teppoo (23:59:39): David: O.O vencabot_teppoo (23:59:48): Random Person: ...You ok, David? vencabot_teppoo (23:59:56): David: ...Crap; Shoulda been THREE weeks. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:57): Lol. 12-15-03 elan_einlhander (0:00:06): rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:00:12): Random Person: Whaddaya mean? vencabot_teppoo (0:00:15): David: LOOK AT ME! vencabot_teppoo (0:00:18): David: >_O vencabot_teppoo (0:00:28): David: >_<'' vencabot_teppoo (0:00:36): David: O.O!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:00:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:01:44): Man, I don't need to go to Cluggston's in the morning now, so I can sleep a lil later vencabot_teppoo (0:01:51): Dude, on MSN I made my own emoticon, and it's sweet. elan_einlhander (0:02:03): Started leaving the house at quarter to seven the past week elan_einlhander (0:02:04): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (0:02:21): Yeah. Lemme show you. I'll take a screen-shot. elan_einlhander (0:02:35): you and your damn screen shots vencabot_teppoo (0:02:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:03:53): I'm gonna have to harass my friend's mom to show you the emoticon, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:21): Man, I don't wanna do that, lol. I'll just show you later. elan_einlhander (0:04:29): kay vencabot_teppoo (0:04:38): Why can't my other friends be on? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:50): Well, what pic can I draw from this: vencabot_teppoo (0:04:56): I woke up at 3:30 PM. I was sick. My head hurt. I did not go out. I went to sleep at 12:30. elan_einlhander (0:05:06): O_O vencabot_teppoo (0:05:29): I'll draw me in bed, lol. elan_einlhander (0:07:37): A small voice yells 'Where is the Cathedral Vestibule?' elan_einlhander (0:07:44): A quiet voice yells 'a r o u n d t h e c o r n e r' vencabot_teppoo (0:08:14): Little jocker. elan_einlhander (0:08:21): lol, yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:08:54): Eniki wo owarimashita. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:01): ~can say things in Japanese, now~ vencabot_teppoo (0:09:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:20): If I knew the verb for "stabbed" I'd be able to say everything I do on any given day. elan_einlhander (0:10:30): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:10:51): I'm gonna grab some EZ 1\/1 4C elan_einlhander (0:11:14): Some what? elan_einlhander (0:11:28): Ah elan_einlhander (0:11:33): EZ Mac of course vencabot_teppoo (0:11:43): And then write a rap until I have to go to bed, and then buy some extra time by saying that I wanna take a shower before I go to bed, just to see if Lacy comes on, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:52): ~evil genius~ elan_einlhander (0:11:53): lol vencabot_teppoo (0:12:04): "Ok David, now you're showered, so go to bed." vencabot_teppoo (0:12:15): "But if I don't let my HAIR DRY, it'll be all messed up when I get up." elan_einlhander (0:12:21): Yup vencabot_teppoo (0:12:22): "You evil son of a gun." vencabot_teppoo (0:12:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:12:29): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:18:18): I think my mac and cheese has anthrax in it,lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:24): And yet I'm gonna eat it anyway. vencabot_teppoo (0:18:44): You don't have MSN messenger by any chance, do you? elan_einlhander (0:18:47): Nope vencabot_teppoo (0:18:53): Just wondering. vencabot_teppoo (0:19:06): It's my new favourite messenger except for ONE thing... vencabot_teppoo (0:19:22): Every day, it has to shut down for "maintenance" for, like, an hour. vencabot_teppoo (0:19:27): What the heck. vencabot_teppoo (0:19:34): Since when do messengers need maintenance? elan_einlhander (0:20:14): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:20:34): And on Kenny's profile, my greatest quote ever: vencabot_teppoo (0:20:53): Vencabot Teppoo: I am an over-sophisticated girl. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:16): And I can no longer remember how the conversation got around to that. vencabot_teppoo (0:27:05): I ran all night and day. vencabot_teppoo (0:27:07): ~shrugs~ vencabot_teppoo (0:27:09): Couldn't get away. elan_einlhander (0:29:45): *can now never go to bed vencabot_teppoo (0:30:43): ~assumes~ Well, what time does Vic usually go to bed? She probably won't come on past that point. elan_einlhander (0:30:58): Oh I know she won't, that's not why elan_einlhander (0:31:05): Sera got on, and I haven't seen her today vencabot_teppoo (0:31:06): Lol. I just called you a wuss. elan_einlhander (0:31:11): Fuck you too vencabot_teppoo (0:31:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:53): Let's play a game of "WWVTD?" vencabot_teppoo (0:31:58): What Would VT Do? elan_einlhander (0:32:05): I gathered vencabot_teppoo (0:32:15): Seraphin: "Hey! Sorry I wasn't on all day." vencabot_teppoo (0:32:24): VT: "Well, hurry up and dance so I can go to bed." vencabot_teppoo (0:32:31): And that concludes another episode of WWVTD. elan_einlhander (0:32:34): Hey elan_einlhander (0:32:45): I don't call YOUR friends whores vencabot_teppoo (0:32:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:58): Doug: "Doug is a whore." elan_einlhander (0:33:06): It's true vencabot_teppoo (0:33:08): ~easy mac burp~ vencabot_teppoo (0:33:17): So am I, lol. David's a slut. vencabot_teppoo (0:33:19): David gets around. elan_einlhander (0:33:20): The Cheeezy kind vencabot_teppoo (0:33:38): David wasn't even broken up for a whole month. vencabot_teppoo (0:33:47): Before falling in love with someone completely different. elan_einlhander (0:33:53): Well not worse than me vencabot_teppoo (0:34:02): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:34:05): I feel love BEFORE breaking up with my woman vencabot_teppoo (0:34:05): Tru elan_einlhander (0:34:08): fell in* elan_einlhander (0:34:27): Et tu Teppoo? vencabot_teppoo (0:34:44): Wha? elan_einlhander (0:34:58): *sigh* Nothing you twit vencabot_teppoo (0:35:02): O.o elan_einlhander (0:35:30): And I have to walk Lalita through her divorce, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:36:01): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:36:05): ~Cider burp~ vencabot_teppoo (0:39:11): Anyway, I'm gonna go take a shower. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:17): Because I smell like David, el natural. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:27): And I wanna smell like David, just-covered-in-soup. elan_einlhander (0:39:28): Kay vencabot_teppoo (0:39:29): Soup-soap. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:39:39): But maybe soup would be better. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:15): Yay, I come back to find what? vencabot_teppoo (1:00:19): Maximum Lacy-age. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:33): (dun nuh nuh, nuh nuh NUH nuh, nuh, nuh, NUH, nuh-nuh-nuh nuuuh) vencabot_teppoo (1:22:23): You know what's fun? vencabot_teppoo (1:22:36): Rubbing your face, and WATCHING the dead skin fall. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:46): My acne medicine is insane. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:51): Is burns my flesh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:44:23): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (17:25:10): JOHN STOPPED THE UNSTOPPABLE DOCTOR SOLARIUS!!!! elan_einlhander (17:25:31): whoopie vencabot_teppoo (17:25:59): I thought he was unstoppable, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:45:27): Off the record... elan_einlhander (23:45:34): Woha, he lives vencabot_teppoo (23:45:39): In a wussy moment which I PROMISE I will not make a habit of... vencabot_teppoo (23:45:46): Lacy is SO much more awesome than Ericka, lol. elan_einlhander (23:45:50): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:45:59): Any reason why? Or jsut because? vencabot_teppoo (23:46:09): They aren't even comparable. Someone asked me if I could go back and do it again, what I would do to make it right with Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (23:46:23): I said, "Make it right with Ericka? If I could do it again, I would have broken up with her SOONER." elan_einlhander (23:46:47): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:46:49): *rim shot* elan_einlhander (23:46:54): *has never met Lacy* vencabot_teppoo (23:47:18): Lol. Thank you, thank you... but yeah... Lacy is so much better because she's sweeter... and shares... everything with me, lol. Did you ever meet Ericka? elan_einlhander (23:47:41): Kinda elan_einlhander (23:47:51): *is a sucker for the sweet girls* vencabot_teppoo (23:47:53): "David's having internet troube." elan_einlhander (23:47:55): *points to fiance* vencabot_teppoo (23:49:19): For real... Ericka was a macho chick, and I was ok with that, because sometimes I need to be dominated... Problem was... vencabot_teppoo (23:49:32): ...We didn't have anything in common... elan_einlhander (23:49:39): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (23:49:41): And by "in common," I mean... vencabot_teppoo (23:49:49): Our religious beliefs directly opposed eachother. elan_einlhander (23:49:53): David's into bondage vencabot_teppoo (23:49:58): Meaning that we had a jihad every single day. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:50:06): *leaves religion out of relationships* elan_einlhander (23:50:17): Pry not wise for you elan_einlhander (23:50:19): But is for me vencabot_teppoo (23:50:43): ~thinks religion is the most important thing in a relationship... because religion is the most important thing for him in anything, lol~ I'm a freak. vencabot_teppoo (23:50:58): But anyway, yeah. elan_einlhander (23:51:28): We're too different vencabot_teppoo (23:51:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:51:32): So die elan_einlhander (23:51:34): ---- vencabot_teppoo (23:51:41): TOO LATE! ~pulls out loaded gun~ vencabot_teppoo (23:51:43): ~was ready~ vencabot_teppoo (23:51:50): *POP* *POP* *POP* elan_einlhander (23:51:54): you're dead already yo elan12_einlhander (23:51:57): hence the elan_einlhander (23:51:57): ----- vencabot_teppoo (23:52:17): ~jumps into a car that drives by, driving by his uncle Pedro.. shouts out the window~ YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BLOOD! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BLOOD! vencabot_teppoo (23:52:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:52:27): Wow 12-20-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:36:59): You weren't, by chance, just watching Comedy Central, were you? elan_einlhander (0:37:07): I was vencabot_teppoo (0:37:13): Quote: vencabot_teppoo (0:37:31): "Squeyaiinex" vencabot_teppoo (0:37:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:37:42): Heh vencabot_teppoo (0:38:27): I'm never gonna get up tomorrow... vencabot_teppoo (0:38:27): -ever- vencabot_teppoo (0:38:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:55): MSN is very colorful. elan_einlhander (1:41:03): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:41:09): And... and shiny. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:12): And purty. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:27): And with that final note, I'm hittin' the sack. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:34): ~kicks you in the nuts~ vencabot_teppoo (1:41:37): And I'm goin' to bed. vencabot_teppoo (1:41:38): Peace. elan_einlhander (1:41:39): Bye vencabot_teppoo (16:02:59): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:03:01): ...Your searching days are over. vencabot_teppoo (16:03:13): FOR... thanks to the overwhelming power of Windows XP... vencabot_teppoo (16:03:17): ...I have achieved scannage. elan_einlhander (16:03:26): Uh, whoopie? vencabot_teppoo (16:03:39): Meaning that if you need pics scanned, I can do it now. elan_einlhander (16:03:54): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (16:04:37): It's awesome... and the funny thing is, Windows XP, yet again, has showed off its talent for doing this in a way that just has to be illegal, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:05:41): Basically, when my printer/scanner told it that it refused to install on Windows XP, XP hacked it and forced it to. vencabot_teppoo (16:06:02): It slapped it like a ho until my scanner said, "Alright! Alright! Please, don't hit me again..." elan_einlhander (16:06:08): I see vencabot_teppoo (16:06:46): It was the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I installed my printer and scanner WITHOUT the disc because the disc refused to work on XP... vencabot_teppoo (16:07:01): ...So XP just hacked the actual hardware and installed it manually, lol. elan_einlhander (17:38:57): Holy shit vencabot_teppoo (17:39:02): ? elan_einlhander (17:39:07): A mob that dropped 35k gold vencabot_teppoo (17:39:11): WHAT? elan_einlhander (17:39:14): And never drops less than 15k vencabot_teppoo (17:39:22): Crazy. elan_einlhander (17:39:28): For real yo vencabot_teppoo (17:41:03): That's what DOUG wants. vencabot_teppoo (17:41:18): Doug wants to play Quiddich against Japan. elan_einlhander (17:41:25): I do, I admit it vencabot_teppoo (17:42:17): Man, this season suxx0rs >:0 elan_einlhander (17:42:23): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (17:42:33): Everyone is sick. vencabot_teppoo (17:42:39): Except for Doug, who is always sick. elan_einlhander (17:42:44): And I have to work 32 hours next week elan_einlhander (17:42:46): -_- vencabot_teppoo (17:42:50): Crap, yo. elan_einlhander (17:42:51): I might as well be going to school vencabot_teppoo (17:43:06): And my dad is barking Jingle Bells in his room. elan_einlhander (17:43:14): right vencabot_teppoo (17:46:24): Man, I need to take a shower. elan_einlhander (17:46:30): No you don't elan_einlhander (17:46:34): Trust me vencabot_teppoo (17:46:41): I-I don't? elan_einlhander (17:46:52): Nope, showering is overrated vencabot_teppoo (17:46:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:51:45): Someday I may have to PROVE that I ate these chips elan_einlhander (17:52:03): Thank God I have the reciept. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:52:45): David could go "There's no way you had a doughtut, not in a million years." elan_einlhander (17:53:01): And I'd be like "BAM" and flash the papers to prove it. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:31): "Bro, I am sorry to inFOORM you, that I have the DOCUMENTATION right here!" elan_einlhander (17:53:43): Bammo vencabot_teppoo (17:55:38): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:56:12): Anyway, I'm gonna scan some pics of myself....Lol. elan_einlhander (17:56:22): How does some RANDOM guy send me this tell vencabot_teppoo (17:56:35): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:56:43): ~makes a rolling gesture with his hand~ vencabot_teppoo (17:56:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:47): ~loves that~ elan_einlhander (17:56:52): Do you have any quivers for sale? elan_einlhander (17:57:05): Wtf, I'm not even a Ranger when you who me, why'd he pick me to ask? vencabot_teppoo (17:57:19): Maybe he saw your profile... for some reason. elan_einlhander (17:57:25): Wierd elan_einlhander (17:57:36): He's a ranger, I'm gonna send him one of mine vencabot_teppoo (17:57:50): I wanna see the Peter Pan movie... can't help it. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:55): But first I'm gonna scan some pics. elan_einlhander (17:58:08): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:58:18): A badger crawled up his butt. elan_einlhander (18:00:27): Mitch Headburg is next vencabot_teppoo (18:00:38): Lol. Watching Osmosis Jones. elan_einlhander (18:00:45): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (18:02:00): Awesome, got a lantern that has the spell "detect illusion" vencabot_teppoo (18:07:51): I was so ugly back when I went to Japan, rofl. elan_einlhander (18:08:17): Um elan_einlhander (18:08:19): you still are elan_einlhander (18:08:20): O_O vencabot_teppoo (18:08:32): Lol. You have no idea, Doug. I'm a stud compared to these pics. elan_einlhander (18:08:49): No I think yo still ugle elan_einlhander (18:08:55): ugleeeeey vencabot_teppoo (18:09:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:09:48): What would you say is the opposite of a Guardian Angel? vencabot_teppoo (18:10:50): Uuuhhh... I don't think that there are ranks of Devils, lol. elan_einlhander (18:10:59): Hmmm elan_einlhander (18:11:02): Gotta be somethin elan_einlhander (18:13:50): What makes you think I wanna see pictures of your stanky ass? vencabot_teppoo (18:14:25): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (18:14:38): AND yo ugley elan_einlhander (18:24:17): I am trying to justify evil, lol elan_einlhander (18:24:28): "Evil is overreated, it really ain't that bad." vencabot_teppoo (18:24:48): Wow, Doug. elan_einlhander (18:25:47): Smackey the frog elan_einlhander (18:29:04): Dude, that is an OVEN MITT elan_einlhander (18:29:11): IT'S BEEN DONE vencabot_teppoo (18:29:21): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:34:15): "Beer is a fluid?" elan_einlhander (18:34:16): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:34:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:34:47): I saw this movie in theatres. ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (18:34:52): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:42:14): Elan and Silmoon are enemies no longer vencabot_teppoo (18:43:08): Congrats? elan_einlhander (18:43:17): Do you know why? vencabot_teppoo (18:43:36): YES vencabot_teppoo (18:43:38): (no) elan_einlhander (18:43:45): Chess elan_einlhander (18:44:00): We agreed we would rather buy this one chess board than pay college tuition elan_einlhander (18:44:09): And we found out we both love chess, and bam vencabot_teppoo (18:44:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:53:18): *reality splits* AHHHH, KILL THEM ALLLL!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:53:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:54:13): Quote Richard: "Fuck white people" vencabot_teppoo (18:54:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:54:32): That hurts elan_einlhander (18:54:35): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (18:55:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:57:30): man I don't have a day off till Thursday. vencabot_teppoo (18:58:43): Awww... elan_einlhander (19:01:00): Go He-Man! It's yo birfday! vencabot_teppoo (19:02:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:15:48): Are you watching He-Man? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:16:16): He-Man: "This is the end, Web-stor!" vencabot_teppoo (19:16:56): Webstor: "Ah, Masculine Moron! 'Tis my bane to educate you that this is nary the conclusion, but rather the initialization!" vencabot_teppoo (19:17:18): He-Man: "Ah yes, now I know why they call you Webstor, the Walking Dictionary..." vencabot_teppoo (19:17:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:20:49): Doug... before you kill me... answer me this one question... vencabot_teppoo (19:20:50): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:20:59): ...Do you eat mushrooms? elan_einlhander (19:21:03): Nope vencabot_teppoo (19:21:09): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:18): Because I don't either. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:26): And I don't see how anyone could. vencabot_teppoo (19:29:44): John just busted a flow outta nowhere, rofl. elan_einlhander (19:30:16): Sure vencabot_teppoo (19:35:38): Yugi: "Oh no... Not the graveyard! Sick, sick irony!" vencabot_teppoo (19:35:56): "Why did we have to call it the Graveyard? Why not the Playground...?! Or the Pizzaria?!" elan_einlhander (19:36:08): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:36:15): Quote John. vencabot_teppoo (19:36:24): Just rambling as the show goes on. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:53): Awwwww. elan_einlhander (19:39:38): Way to not notice you're possesed Yugi vencabot_teppoo (19:39:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:39:58): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:40:15): "You too, are retarted, Yugi." vencabot_teppoo (20:18:15): This series is based entirely on the fantasy that Ardee became a Z-pilot, rather than a Chef Boy. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:45): Whatever happened to Android009? elan_einlhander (20:24:05): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (20:24:23): This show stole its ending theme, lol. elan_einlhander (20:45:40): David, quick elan_einlhander (20:45:46): Level up and join my clan, we need your charisma vencabot_teppoo (20:45:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:45:55): Before I kill myself elan_einlhander (20:45:59): I ain't kidding, get moving vencabot_teppoo (20:54:52): Everyone loves Samurai Jack. elan_einlhander (20:55:22): Except you elan_einlhander (20:55:25): Now go level vencabot_teppoo (20:55:30): Except David. elan_einlhander (20:56:11): In fact, what ARE you doing right now? vencabot_teppoo (20:56:21): Uploading pics of myself. elan_einlhander (20:56:41): Jesus are you serious? vencabot_teppoo (20:56:47): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:56:54): Why? vencabot_teppoo (20:57:00): Just 'cause. elan_einlhander (20:57:01): And elan_einlhander (20:57:08): Weren't you doing that earlier? vencabot_teppoo (20:57:34): I was scanning pics earlier. Then I edited them all, and now I'm uploading, and then I'm gonna put them on a web page. elan_einlhander (20:57:46): Right elan_einlhander (21:00:10): MAD MOD elan_einlhander (21:00:13): WOOP elan_einlhander (21:00:16): I LOVE THIS GUY vencabot_teppoo (21:00:19): Lol. Doug's fav ep. elan_einlhander (21:00:24): It really is vencabot_teppoo (21:00:26): Listen to his theme, lol. elan_einlhander (21:03:13): *watches with wide eyes* elan_einlhander (21:03:20): "off to clahss!" vencabot_teppoo (21:03:27): lol elan_einlhander (21:06:48): AWWWWW vencabot_teppoo (21:06:50): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:06:50): Starfire is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:06:54): Book of meaness and swirls vencabot_teppoo (21:08:19): That commercial was awesome. elan_einlhander (21:08:22): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:08:26): I was gonna say that, lol vencabot_teppoo (21:08:27): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:19): Everyone loves Chibi Goku. elan_einlhander (21:10:40): I have to work on my male-on-male relationships vencabot_teppoo (21:10:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:10:48): *cracks up* that came out bad vencabot_teppoo (21:10:54): For real. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:10:59): Never say that again. elan_einlhander (21:11:17): But I do vencabot_teppoo (21:11:24): Starfire is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:11:27): Relationships being used loosely vencabot_teppoo (21:11:33): I don't follow. elan_einlhander (21:11:46): Like how I treat them and talk to them elan_einlhander (21:11:50): As opposed to females vencabot_teppoo (21:11:55): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:11:59): Nope, still don't follow. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:12): I'm a dickhead to guys and a wonderful gentleman to girls elan_einlhander (21:12:17): There, nice and blunt vencabot_teppoo (21:12:52): Lol. Thanks. elan_einlhander (21:13:03): Sure thing vencabot_teppoo (21:13:17): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:13:19): I love that. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:27): Watching Robin just poit back into anime mode. elan_einlhander (21:13:34): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:13:37): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:14:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:15:28): Awwww *pinches her cheeks* elan_einlhander (21:15:37): boooogers vencabot_teppoo (21:15:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:15:57): I LOVE THIS SONG elan_einlhander (21:16:02): AND THIS SCENE vencabot_teppoo (21:16:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:16:14): I would BUY this episode on DVD vencabot_teppoo (21:16:18): Doug's favourite musical duo. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:25): PuffyamiYumi elan_einlhander (21:16:25): And I wanna download the song elan_einlhander (21:16:34): I wish I knew what it was called elan_einlhander (21:17:19): *dancing and shaking* vencabot_teppoo (21:17:26): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:17:34): Vencabot_Teppoo: I don't have the website up yet, but the pics are up. Vencabot_Teppoo: Without a site. Vencabot_Teppoo: What 'em? Vencabot_Teppoo: What=want? harryturney: sure dude Vencabot_Teppoo: http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/pics/pics harryturney: i say that heterosexually Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:24): I'm trying to think of a theme for my website that I'm gonna put my pics on. elan_einlhander (21:27:43): David's World, guitar solos and everything vencabot_teppoo (21:27:47): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:01): David's world, David's world, Party-time, excellent. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:04): WHAT IS WITH POWER RANGERS?! vencabot_teppoo (21:28:21): Are they making a comeback?- DINO THUNDER?! vencabot_teppoo (21:28:23): WHAT THE?! vencabot_teppoo (21:28:38): TYRANOSAURUS?! vencabot_teppoo (21:28:43): MASTADON?! vencabot_teppoo (21:28:47): ~twitch~ vencabot_teppoo (21:30:59): I think I'm just gonna go for my classic colored text on a black background, as per usual vencabot_teppoo (21:32:10): harryturney: whose the asian kid in the pics harryturney: he looks like a pimp Vencabot_Teppoo: I know he does, lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: He's my Japanese host-brother, Yoshita Yamamura. harryturney: HAHA Vencabot_Teppoo: ? harryturney: im only on pic seven harryturney: his name is funy vencabot_teppoo (21:33:35): Nurse Joy would be hilarious IRL. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:45): I mean, they all look the same... vencabot_teppoo (21:33:47): Same name... vencabot_teppoo (21:34:03): You could just see them on the street and say, "Hey Nurse Joy!" vencabot_teppoo (21:34:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:13): The background for my site with the pics on it is gonna be awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:33): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/pics/ vencabot_teppoo (23:16:06): How does this look? vencabot_teppoo (23:16:15): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/pics/ 12-21-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:18:04): This show has the best soundtrack of any show. elan_einlhander (0:18:13): maw vencabot_teppoo (0:18:20): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (0:24:50): This show's soundtrack is too good. elan_einlhander (1:02:25): Going to bed elan_einlhander (21:03:37): God Speed Elan Einlhander vencabot_teppoo (21:03:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:03:51): I am running the moat vencabot_teppoo (21:03:57): Go Einlhander, go. elan_einlhander (21:04:05): IKIMASUYOOOOOO vencabot_teppoo (21:04:12): HIYA! vencabot_teppoo (21:04:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:13:36): I made it O_O vencabot_teppoo (21:13:43): Score! vencabot_teppoo (21:23:11): harryturney: im gonna marry a girl jsut for that harryturney: and then be miserable harryturney: yet really happy harryturney: and not even know it harryturney: so its awsome harryturney: but not at all harryturney: or is it harryturney: duh nuh nuh elan_einlhander (21:23:23): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:37:03): harryturney: me want girl now harryturney: me likeee girl elan_einlhander (21:37:14): Rofl, awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:37:30): So awesome. elan_einlhander (21:37:37): Guess who I just met? vencabot_teppoo (21:37:51): Who? vencabot_teppoo (21:38:00): "ERICKA!" vencabot_teppoo (21:38:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:02): No elan_einlhander (21:38:06): Ryebot vencabot_teppoo (21:38:13): Sounds familiar. elan_einlhander (21:38:31): Ryechaser takes Ryebot from Prophecy. elan_einlhander (21:38:38): I guess it's a Toy Soldier vencabot_teppoo (21:38:42): Ah. elan_einlhander (21:38:47): And all her books are restrung as such elan_einlhander (21:38:55): Ryebot's instruction manual. elan_einlhander (21:39:00): Ryebot for dummies vencabot_teppoo (21:39:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:39:15): Reminds me of Honey. elan_einlhander (21:39:37): Lol elan_einlhander (21:39:43): It's pretty cool elan_einlhander (21:40:00): And Ryechaser apparently doesn't BACK elan_einlhander (21:40:12): Bash that is elan_einlhander (21:40:20): She Ryebashes O_O vencabot_teppoo (21:40:24): lol elan_einlhander (21:41:58): I wanna see Mad Mod again! elan_einlhander (21:41:59): NOW elan_einlhander (21:42:05): GIVE ME MAD MOD DAVID vencabot_teppoo (21:42:20): ~g-gives you Mad Mod?~ elan_einlhander (21:43:01): He better be here quick David, or so help me.... vencabot_teppoo (21:43:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:49:38): *twitching* you have ten minutes..... vencabot_teppoo (21:49:49): O.o;; ~fumbles~ vencabot_teppoo (21:52:20): harryturney: its like internet sex but not perverted harryturney: ol elan_einlhander (21:52:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:52:43): In reference to me copying and pasting a bit of a conversation me and Lacy had, when trying to explain why I love her so much. elan_einlhander (21:53:10): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:53:19): I could never really do that elan_einlhander (21:53:22): way too freakin shy elan_einlhander (21:53:36): I can't even really say I love you if anyone else is around vencabot_teppoo (21:53:46): Poor Doug. elan_einlhander (21:53:48): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:53:50): His balls are way too big. elan_einlhander (21:53:50): Workin on it vencabot_teppoo (21:53:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:53:54): They are elan_einlhander (21:55:35): Five minutes...... elan_einlhander (21:55:41): *scrapping knife* vencabot_teppoo (21:55:44): O.O elan_einlhander (21:58:35): Awwww elan_einlhander (21:58:45): Look at her try and spell oxymoron vencabot_teppoo (21:59:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:18): DAVID LIVES elan_einlhander (21:59:24): LOOK elan_einlhander (21:59:25): MAD MOD elan_einlhander (21:59:26): YES vencabot_teppoo (22:00:41): Lol. Man, I'm good. elan_einlhander (22:00:59): you live elan_einlhander (22:01:01): this time vencabot_teppoo (22:01:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:06:05): Meaness and Swirls! vencabot_teppoo (22:06:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:15:30): YES elan_einlhander (22:20:19): Wow elan_einlhander (22:20:23): Vic thinks I was a Wizard vencabot_teppoo (22:20:55): ... elan_einlhander (22:20:57): my fiance doesn't know my classes vencabot_teppoo (22:21:00): Dump her. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:21:02): Yup vencabot_teppoo (22:21:04): ELAN IS A RANGER vencabot_teppoo (22:21:09): ELAN = RANGER vencabot_teppoo (22:21:11): RANGER = ELAN elan_einlhander (22:21:15): IT'S MY THING vencabot_teppoo (22:21:27): IT'S YOUR SCHTIK! elan_einlhander (22:22:07): Never gonna let her live this down vencabot_teppoo (22:23:05): harryturney: man im so tired and my parents are letting me stay up elan_einlhander (22:23:16): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:27:08): harryturney: im little harry elan_einlhander (22:27:18): Man vencabot_teppoo (22:27:27): Awesome. elan_einlhander (22:28:10): David, go find me that song from the chase scene with Mad Mod elan_einlhander (22:28:18): GO elan_einlhander (22:28:20): IKIMASUYO vencabot_teppoo (22:28:28): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:28:35): ~eating pistacios~ elan_einlhander (22:28:45): That's your excuse for everything! vencabot_teppoo (22:28:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:29:02): Teppoo kun, IKIMASUYO vencabot_teppoo (22:29:39): harryturney: im not crazier than... harryturney: chicken elan_einlhander (23:16:23): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:16:32): He's finally a Barbo-bot vencabot_teppoo (23:16:35): ? vencabot_teppoo (23:16:52): Who? elan_einlhander (23:17:09): Murphy vencabot_teppoo (23:17:18): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (23:17:39): D cups full of justice elan_einlhander (23:17:54): SPARKIMUS PRIME elan_einlhander (23:17:58): Turn it on! elan_einlhander (23:19:02): Stormy killed himself elan_einlhander (23:19:04): Again vencabot_teppoo (23:19:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:20:38): Hydrolic penis vencabot_teppoo (23:20:52): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:22:17): Crime fighting jugs elan_einlhander (23:23:31): Rofl! elan_einlhander (23:23:37): Stormy is a brain with shoes! elan_einlhander (23:23:42): AND his hair vencabot_teppoo (23:24:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:35:41): Puffyyamiyumi? elan_einlhander (23:35:43): *spelling* vencabot_teppoo (23:36:05): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (23:36:13): I'd just type "Teen Titans" vencabot_teppoo (23:36:17): And then check the artist. elan_einlhander (23:36:18): I guess vencabot_teppoo (23:38:17): Dude, you can't even handle how hardcore sweet my pics page is. elan_einlhander (23:38:34): Don't care, you're ugleeeey vencabot_teppoo (23:38:42): B-but its awesome. elan_einlhander (23:38:50): Nope elan_einlhander (23:38:52): yo ugly vencabot_teppoo (23:38:53): It has a ghostly pic of anime-me, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:53:47): DaHypeWhiteMike: which is why u shouldn't use Yahoo page creator DaHypeWhiteMike: i have studio MX, u want it? Vencabot Teppoo: I didn't use Yahoo! page creater, lol. I use straight HTML, @#$%^. elan_einlhander (23:54:00): Hehe 12-22-03 vencabot_teppoo (0:08:37): ~finally cracks a pistacio that he's been gnawing on for two hours~ vencabot_teppoo (0:08:40): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:08:43): YEEEESSSSS!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:08:48): ~eats it... mmmmmm~ elan_einlhander (0:32:39): GOOOOO BORCHMORE! vencabot_teppoo (0:32:59): Lol/ elan_einlhander (0:45:53): Dude elan_einlhander (0:46:06): I put in "Teen Titans" on Kazaa and all I got was the opening theme -_- vencabot_teppoo (0:46:19): Awww... But who's the artist? vencabot_teppoo (0:46:22): When you hover over 'em? elan_einlhander (0:46:29): Puffy Amiyumi vencabot_teppoo (0:46:37): Well then, try imputting THAT. vencabot_teppoo (0:46:41): Imputting=inputting. vencabot_teppoo (0:50:56): Is Deceit the name of that place is MM? elan_einlhander (0:51:04): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (0:51:07): Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:51:14): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:52:02): I'm remixing my remix, and its so sweet that I can hardly keep from crapping my pants. elan_einlhander (0:52:13): Ruight vencabot_teppoo (0:52:25): I'm Vencabot Teppoo, and I got the beat! I got the feet that's 1337 that don't touch Deceit! "Check that Halfling; His flow is sweet! And I see him playin' flute on SOLOMON STREET!" elan_einlhander (0:52:38): Nice vencabot_teppoo (0:52:44): I know, I know. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:53:11): Is Cameron on MM? elan_einlhander (0:53:19): No vencabot_teppoo (0:53:20): Aw. elan_einlhander (0:53:31): Why him? vencabot_teppoo (0:53:55): Because me and him compare tunes. elan_einlhander (0:54:09): Uh, I see elan_einlhander (2:06:56): I am an interesting character vencabot_teppoo (2:07:02): And modest. elan_einlhander (2:07:05): I am too vulnerable to raw rage elan_einlhander (2:07:06): Fuck you too elan_einlhander (2:07:07): Anyway vencabot_teppoo (2:07:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:07:11): Anyway. elan_einlhander (2:07:20): An Archon Hunter sails in right vencabot_teppoo (2:07:24): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (2:07:33): Attacks Ryechaser and all, we all flee elan_einlhander (2:07:52): We're good to go, and me and Vic move out to get away from her so we won't get swept up in battle vencabot_teppoo (2:08:03): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (2:08:31): We walk past the things and KONKS her in the head with it's mirror shield elan_einlhander (2:08:41): thing* and it* elan_einlhander (2:08:53): She gets killed on the spot elan_einlhander (2:09:08): Now the logical thing to do is get back to Ryechaser for safety elan_einlhander (2:09:09): No elan_einlhander (2:09:12): What does Elan do? elan_einlhander (2:09:32): Elan raises his Holy Hammer and assaults the beast elan_einlhander (2:09:34): Elan is dead vencabot_teppoo (2:09:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:09:50): WHY DO I DO THINGS LIKE THAT? elan_einlhander (2:09:56): All I could see was RED vencabot_teppoo (2:10:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:10:14): TELL ME elan_einlhander (16:49:21): Must...... not...... work........ anymore....... vencabot_teppoo (16:49:28): Lol. Poor buddy. elan_einlhander (16:49:39): Dude, I haven't/won't have a day off for a week elan_einlhander (16:49:54): I work till Thursday, then I work again Friday and have saturday off elan_einlhander (16:50:09): I work eight and a half hours tomorrow elan_einlhander (16:50:18): And the next day, Christmas Eve vencabot_teppoo (16:50:32): Poor buddy, again. elan_einlhander (16:50:41): Jesus elan_einlhander (16:50:57): My paycheck will be awesome, but it's really not worth it, we've been SOOOOO busy. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:24): Lol. What'll your paycheck be? elan_einlhander (16:52:44): about a hundred and fifty bucks for just the one week vencabot_teppoo (16:55:38): Wow. elan_einlhander (16:55:44): Yeah elan_einlhander (16:56:01): Once the two weeks are over, I'll feel great, but until then it's gonna be HELL vencabot_teppoo (16:56:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:56:20): So what're you up to? vencabot_teppoo (16:57:36): Just talking all philosophical while messing around with markers. elan_einlhander (16:57:47): DUDE elan_einlhander (16:57:49): I GOT THE SONG elan_einlhander (16:57:55): GET HYPE elan_einlhander (16:58:04): DANCE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:58:05): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:07): ~dances~ vencabot_teppoo (16:58:10): ~to Mad Mod~ elan_einlhander (16:58:12): It's called K2G elan_einlhander (16:58:23): Now I wish I had the scene to watch vencabot_teppoo (16:58:28): What's that stand for? ~knows that it stands for something~ vencabot_teppoo (16:58:37): ~has seen it before, but can't remember where~ elan_einlhander (16:58:45): Who gives a rip??? elan_einlhander (16:58:47): *dances* vencabot_teppoo (16:59:00): K2G... Kindergarten to graduation? elan_einlhander (16:59:06): Maybe elan_einlhander (17:01:55): David, forgive me vencabot_teppoo (17:02:03): Did you kill my mother? elan_einlhander (17:02:05): I'm going to download an episode of Teen Titans vencabot_teppoo (17:02:10): ... elan_einlhander (17:02:10): AND I killed your mother vencabot_teppoo (17:02:22): Doug, I can forgive the whole murder thing... but... elan_einlhander (17:02:26): I know elan_einlhander (17:02:28): I understand vencabot_teppoo (17:02:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:03:56): Zaku Zaku's are confusing elan_einlhander (17:04:03): Or whatever they're called vencabot_teppoo (17:04:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:16): ZAKO ZAKO HOUR!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:04:21): ~loves Zako Zako Hour~ elan_einlhander (17:04:26): David loves Zako Zako hour elan_einlhander (17:20:38): Yah know elan_einlhander (17:20:47): The Zako Zako Hour is like five minutes elan_einlhander (17:20:51): Not an hour at all vencabot_teppoo (17:20:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:22): So true. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:24): Such a lie. elan_einlhander (17:21:28): Indeed. elan_einlhander (17:39:27): Mofear is awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:39:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:43:23): How would you pronounce "Driam"? elan_einlhander (18:43:50): I like in ice elan_einlhander (18:43:56): am like the word am vencabot_teppoo (18:44:23): So, like Dry-am? elan_einlhander (18:44:36): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:27:29): It's so beautiful that it hurts the eyes, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (19:27:48): I just posted "Enter the VT: Magnum Opus Remix." elan_einlhander (19:27:54): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:27:55): And it is a titan. vencabot_teppoo (19:27:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:03): And not a teen titan, either. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:05): A full grown one. elan_einlhander (19:50:36): My download finished........ elan_einlhander (19:50:38): Should I elan_einlhander (19:50:41): Watch it? vencabot_teppoo (19:50:45): I guess, lol. elan_einlhander (19:50:53): Lol, not with people around I'm not elan_einlhander (19:51:00): i'll wait till they're asleep elan_einlhander (19:51:01): I'll* vencabot_teppoo (19:51:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:51:06): Ow vencabot_teppoo (19:51:06): ood id. vencabot_teppoo (19:51:08): e. vencabot_teppoo (19:51:09): a vencabot_teppoo (19:51:11): Why? vencabot_teppoo (19:51:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:51:17): Why???? vencabot_teppoo (19:51:24): YOU DID IT! elan_einlhander (19:51:35): I did NOT elan_einlhander (19:51:40): I don't even know HOW? elan_einlhander (19:51:47): Negate the question mark. vencabot_teppoo (19:51:58): Well I didnt do it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:52:02): I was just typing. elan_einlhander (19:52:13): Hmmm elan_einlhander (19:52:26): Clearly our instant messenger is possessed. vencabot_teppoo (19:52:31): Oh, control+G. Maybe I did it on accident. vencabot_teppoo (19:52:40): That could be it. elan_einlhander (19:52:57): So it is vencabot_teppoo (19:53:08): Dude... If you hit "control z", it minimizes all of your chat windows... IN the Yahoo! IM window... elan_einlhander (19:53:16): Wha??? vencabot_teppoo (19:53:18): That's insane. elan_einlhander (19:53:21): Woah! vencabot_teppoo (19:53:32): Insanely AWESOME, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:04): harryturney: so david hows ur gf doing harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Pretty good, pretty good. harryturney: u guys having those internet sex convos still Vencabot_Teppoo: She's sick, though, which suxx0rs >:0 Vencabot_Teppoo: ~nods~ Vencabot_Teppoo: All the time. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: her and goran are both sick harryturney: coincidence harryturney: i think so elan_einlhander (19:55:13): I see... vencabot_teppoo (19:55:17): Good times. elan_einlhander (19:55:32): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:56): harryturney: meanwhile harry is being racist towards brunettes elan_einlhander (20:24:04): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:24:09): I think he missed the point vencabot_teppoo (20:29:45): harryturney: so i need to work on my kissing harryturney: lol with a girl Vencabot_Teppoo: Or with the inside of your elbow. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: so like a million years ago a dude was born and he did some magical stuff or maybe he didnt but thats cool too but he probably did Vencabot_Teppoo: You freak. harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: What are you talking about?! Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl. harryturney: i never even thought of that harryturney: lol god u jerk vencabot_teppoo (21:27:15): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:27:27): What? vencabot_teppoo (21:27:37): You have to check the time stamps to really see the humor in this. vencabot_teppoo (21:28:05): Vencabot_Teppoo (9:20:08 PM): Guess who's back... Vencabot_Teppoo (9:20:11 PM): Back again... Vencabot_Teppoo (9:20:14 PM): VT's back... harryturney (9:20:14 PM): shadys back Vencabot_Teppoo (9:20:16 PM): Tell a friend. harryturney (9:20:16 PM): i mean goran harryturney (9:20:18 PM): i mean david harryturney (9:20:19 PM): i mean VT Vencabot_Teppoo (9:20:22 PM): Lol. harryturney (9:27:14 PM): shadys back Vencabot_Teppoo (9:27:20 PM): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:28:27): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:28:43): He just messages me out of nowhere, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:50:40): harryturney: poor guy harryturney: ~pats back~ Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: But it's cool. harryturney: i used an emote harryturney: i am pimp Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: ~pats himself~ Vencabot_Teppoo: It's true harryturney: ~loves using emote~ harryturney: ~uses emote all the time now~ Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Good man. harryturney: ~watching television~ harryturney: ~tingly feeling in his pants~ harryturney: ~needs to pee~ Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. See? You've got the hang of it. Rofl. harryturney: ~wonders if he really does~ elan_einlhander (22:39:50): Rooting again -_- elan_einlhander (22:39:55): Sera offered to take me 12-23-03 elan_einlhander (0:58:06): It is now decided, that when David uses the Hyper Terminal, he becomes Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (0:58:20): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:58:47): The funny thing is, I can't deny it. elan_einlhander (0:58:58): Nope elan_einlhander (1:14:20): Goin to bed vencabot_teppoo (1:14:31): Peace, man. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:48): I am Master Splinter. elan_einlhander (16:47:56): You are NOT vencabot_teppoo (16:48:15): ...Yes I am. elan_einlhander (16:48:22): How so? vencabot_teppoo (16:48:39): ...I-I'm a mutated rat... that learned karate in my dojo in Japan... elan_einlhander (16:49:00): I.... see..... vencabot_teppoo (16:50:18): ...and then... I came to America ~forgot how that happened~... and now I... teach the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... elan_einlhander (16:50:29): Teach them what? vencabot_teppoo (16:50:36): ...Karate? elan_einlhander (16:50:40): .... elan_einlhander (16:50:41): I see elan_einlhander (16:50:42): So elan_einlhander (16:50:58): You teach Karate, the ancient fighting style of Japan....to turtles? vencabot_teppoo (16:51:10): Well, no... I mean, they -are- mutants... vencabot_teppoo (16:51:15): They're humanoid... but turtles. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:22): I mean, they're grean and have shells... and bandanas. elan_einlhander (16:51:24): So still amphibious right? vencabot_teppoo (16:51:32): That they wear like masks... because they're ninjas. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:37): Well, yeah. elan_einlhander (16:51:59): So they're really stealthy? I mean being giant TURTLES and all vencabot_teppoo (16:52:48): Well, they aren't really Ninjas... and I teach them Karate, not Ninjustsu... but Karate involves hand-to-hand fighting, and all of them use weapons... so... vencabot_teppoo (16:52:54): ...It's kinda weird like that. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:07): But, I mean, come on- vencabot_teppoo (16:53:10): Walking turtles. elan_einlhander (17:16:55): DS Gundam is........ elan_einlhander (17:17:05): Awesome? elan_einlhander (17:17:06): No elan_einlhander (17:17:08): Not awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:17:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:11): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:25:28): What is the name of the Bebop episode with Andy? elan_einlhander (17:25:31): Cowboy Funk? vencabot_teppoo (17:26:27): I think so. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:02): "It's like Mexico, but it's all dirty and @#$%." -John. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:17): David: "You mean, 'it's like Mexico.'" elan_einlhander (18:48:36): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:49:44): Comparing friendship to cookies elan_einlhander (18:49:57): Tell me that's not deep vencabot_teppoo (18:50:12): Lol. Doug, that's deep and delicious. elan_einlhander (18:50:21): It is elan_einlhander (18:50:22): Sugary vencabot_teppoo (18:50:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:37): And that's the story of how David deleted notepad. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:40): Rofl. J/k elan_einlhander (20:22:46): .... elan_einlhander (20:22:50): *stab* elan_einlhander (20:22:50): *stab* elan_einlhander (20:22:51): *stab* elan_einlhander (20:22:52): *stab* elan_einlhander (20:22:58): *drags knife* vencabot_teppoo (20:23:00): x_@ vencabot_teppoo (20:23:03): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (20:23:04): >_O vencabot_teppoo (20:23:06): x_x elan_einlhander (20:23:17): Anything else to say? vencabot_teppoo (20:24:28): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:24:29): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:24:35): Dude... ~wild look in his eyes~ vencabot_teppoo (20:25:06): Go to "start" "all programs" "accessories" "accessibility" and then "magnifier" elan_einlhander (20:27:00): No vencabot_teppoo (20:27:19): Aw. elan_einlhander (20:30:28): David elan_einlhander (20:30:32): I watched Mad Mod elan_einlhander (20:30:34): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:30:53): ...Awesome? elan_einlhander (20:30:57): I-I guess vencabot_teppoo (20:31:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:37:36): Dude, we can call people with our computers. elan_einlhander (20:37:47): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (20:38:10): I guess, lol. ~has been learning a lot about his computer recently~ vencabot_teppoo (20:38:31): Can I call you to test it out, or would it wake someone up or something? Actually, I'd probably have to be offline, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:38:37): Or would I? ~that'd be awesome~ elan_einlhander (20:38:45): I don't know elan_einlhander (20:38:50): I mean you can try vencabot_teppoo (20:39:04): If I didn't have to be, it'd be frickin' awesome. Ok, I'll try... It'll prolly say that I have to be offline, or disconnect me. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:23): If you get a call, and no one says anything, it's cause I have my mic turned off, and just say random things into the phone, lol. elan_einlhander (20:39:35): Um, no elan_einlhander (20:39:41): I'll just tell you if I hear it ring vencabot_teppoo (20:39:47): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:03): What's your phone #? elan_einlhander (20:41:28): 393-9279 vencabot_teppoo (20:42:18): Ok, I have to be offline. elan_einlhander (20:42:22): Aw vencabot_teppoo (20:42:31): But still sweet, because that means that I don't have to get up to call my mom anymore, lol. elan_einlhander (20:42:39): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:42:45): The year 2003, almost 2004: Less and less things you need to get up for. elan_einlhander (20:42:53): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (20:44:05): Wow, I had a lot of games on my computer. vencabot_teppoo (20:50:19): harryturney: i didnt tell u about the car accident harryturney: holy crap Vencabot_Teppoo: Nope, lol. harryturney: well i got in an accident harryturney: with a pole Vencabot_Teppoo: And you just told your parents? harryturney: yeah harryturney: they just got home Vencabot_Teppoo: Ok; Now how did you hit a pole? harryturney: driving insane for no reason harryturney: i almost hit a tree Vencabot_Teppoo: For no reason? harryturney: accidently harryturney: lol im not insane harryturney: or am i Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. I don't think we need to answer that. harryturney: haha but yeah it was an accident harryturney: and it was coincidently in rachel timmons back yard Vencabot_Teppoo: FOR REAL? harryturney: so theres car tracks everywhere harryturney: yeah Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL elan_einlhander (20:50:30): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:50:48): harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: You're insane, Harry. harryturney: no me and a friend we like...hey rachel lives on a dirt road lets go do donuts vencabot_teppoo (20:50:57): harryturney: wet+gravel=harrys car being damaged elan_einlhander (20:51:16): Rofl, Harry is such a G vencabot_teppoo (20:51:23): For real. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:00): My hands are bound... vencabot_teppoo (22:16:01): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:16:02): ...Kinky. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:13): ...but uncomfortable. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:16:16): Rofl elan_einlhander (22:16:23): Shall I leave you alone? vencabot_teppoo (22:16:39): Lol. I accidentally bound my own hands with the empty bag of pistachios. elan_einlhander (22:16:49): .... elan_einlhander (22:16:56): Only you Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (22:17:20): Lol. Awesome... Awesome how I don't know how to get this thing off of my wrists... Thank goodness I can still type. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): Wait, I got it off. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:26): And now it is time for waffles. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:36): Many, many, cinnomin and sugar waffles. elan_einlhander (22:18:36): WAFFLES???? elan_einlhander (22:18:42): DOUG WANTS WAFFLES!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (22:18:57): Dude, give me some fucking waffles or I'll tear out your eyes. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:10): ~holds waffles over his eyes... Oh yeah, he's clever~ elan_einlhander (22:19:24): *eats your head* Smart-ass vencabot_teppoo (22:19:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:54): Vencabot_Teppoo: Hmmm... Never heard of her. harryturney: shes a sophomore harryturney: u should know these girls david harryturney: jees Vencabot_Teppoo: Sorry. I've only slept with half of 'em, and I only know half of the names of the people I've slept with. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. elan_einlhander (22:20:15): Which is ironically still Zero elan_einlhander (22:20:22): I have started capitalizing Zero elan_einlhander (22:20:29): I don't know wht elan_einlhander (22:20:31): why* vencabot_teppoo (22:20:46): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:04): Who's Brujah? elan_einlhander (22:46:56): A faggot who will feel my fury elan_einlhander (22:47:35): He caused crap between Lalita and BK elan_einlhander (22:47:48): So we (mostly me) tossed his ass out vencabot_teppoo (22:48:30): Ok... So why would there be a glitch on the message boards that I'm about to send to the immortals, where it says that he was the last to respond to my message, when he didn't? elan_einlhander (22:49:02): The deleted the message elan_einlhander (22:49:04): they* vencabot_teppoo (22:49:23): But it would still list it as the last one to respond? elan_einlhander (22:49:37): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:49:51): Ok... So it's not a glitch. vencabot_teppoo (22:49:53): ~darn~ vencabot_teppoo (22:49:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:50:02): Rofl elan_einlhander (22:50:11): Good thing you asked me then *grins* vencabot_teppoo (22:50:18): Or I woulda felt stupid, lol. elan_einlhander (22:50:22): Lol elan_einlhander (22:50:27): You woulda been flamed elan_einlhander (22:50:30): to the MAX vencabot_teppoo (22:50:41): BY THE IMMORTALS? elan_einlhander (22:50:52): Yes elan_einlhander (22:50:59): You'd be surprised vencabot_teppoo (22:51:05): Wow. Lol. Haters. elan_einlhander (22:51:07): Yup vencabot_teppoo (22:51:59): I took screenshots and everything, lol. elan_einlhander (22:52:32): Dude, how hard is it to shoot ONE MAN with a machine gun? I mean SERIOUSLY vencabot_teppoo (22:52:44): Lol. Whaddaya mean? elan_einlhander (22:53:25): Samurai Jack vencabot_teppoo (22:54:01): Ah, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:27:22): QUICK, DOUG vencabot_teppoo (23:27:27): WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIRST LUNAR? elan_einlhander (23:28:01): Lunar, Silver Star Story elan_einlhander (23:28:04): I think vencabot_teppoo (23:28:06): THE SECOND ONE? elan_einlhander (23:28:13): Eternal Blue? *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (23:28:13): (you'll never get it) vencabot_teppoo (23:28:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:28:16): Something with blue vencabot_teppoo (23:28:17): Aw, you freak. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:28:19): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:28:21): I couldn't get it. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:25): Until someone reminded me. elan_einlhander (23:28:27): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:28:30): Ironic that I would vencabot_teppoo (23:28:37): What a jerk... ~walks away~ vencabot_teppoo (23:28:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:28:44): Sorry vencabot_teppoo (23:28:48): Quote me, when I say: vencabot_teppoo (23:29:01): La~, la la la la~, la la la la-la, la-la LA~, la~la~, la~... elan_einlhander (23:29:11): No vencabot_teppoo (23:29:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:30:46): The flu doesn't clear up overnight does it? vencabot_teppoo (23:30:52): No, no it doesn't. elan_einlhander (23:31:03): What if it's me? vencabot_teppoo (23:31:28): W-what if YOU'RE the FLU?! vencabot_teppoo (23:31:36): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:31:39): ^_^ elan_einlhander (23:32:03): What if I AM Influenza!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:32:31): Vencabot Teppoo: "Water r0xx0rs." vencabot_teppoo (23:32:46): I'm gonna go get some water. elan_einlhander (23:32:49): Right vencabot_teppoo (23:38:42): d=vt says: ~vanishes to water land~ Gangsta says: lol k d=vt says: ~grabs you by the shirt collar~ I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!! Gangsta says: O.o... d=vt says: ~slams you up against conviently placed lockers~ WHERE IS SHE?! Gangsta says: *coughs as breath is knocked out* I.. dont know... d=vt says: >_O; vencabot_teppoo (23:38:55): Gangsta says: O.o elan_einlhander (23:39:05): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (23:39:14): But seriously, I miss Lacy. elan_einlhander (23:39:40): I miss Vic elan_einlhander (23:39:49): *we're pathetic* vencabot_teppoo (23:39:51): Oh yeah, lol. Sucks even worse to be you. elan_einlhander (23:39:55): Oh fuck you vencabot_teppoo (23:39:56): Still haven't talked with her? elan_einlhander (23:40:01): No I have, a bit vencabot_teppoo (23:40:04): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:46): Gangsta says: You hear the song Blurry by Puddle of Mudd d=vt says: Anyways, I'll be slow, 'cause I'm gonna clean my room; Yeah, I've heard that song before. d=vt says: "Everything's so blurry... and everyone's so fake... Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and everything is so messed up. I'd be lost without you, I could not live at all My whole world surrounds you, I stumble then I crawl. You could be my someone, you could my seed, You know that I'd protect you from all of the unclean" d=vt says: Blah blah blah. d=vt says: What about it? Gangsta says: iunno d=vt says: ... Gangsta says: just A THOUGHT d=vt says: ROFL Gangsta says: christ 12-26-03 vencabot_teppoo (22:19:09): Well if it isn't Doug. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:12): Long time no see, B. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:41): The Doug-meister. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:43): Doug-man. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:54): Snoop Douggy-Dog. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:02): Doug... the Thug. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:20:14): Stop vencabot_teppoo (22:20:20): ~is stopped~ elan_einlhander (22:21:12): God, the flu.......... elan_einlhander (22:21:41): I had a temperature of 105 earlier today vencabot_teppoo (22:21:49): Oh, so Doug finall caught it? elan_einlhander (22:22:06): Yup, the worst thing ever elan_einlhander (22:22:13): I spent Chrismas Eve in ER vencabot_teppoo (22:22:29): ~almost choked on his ice-cream~ vencabot_teppoo (22:22:32): ~laughing so hard~ vencabot_teppoo (22:22:40): Doug HATES Christmas, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:45): Merry Christmas, Doug. elan_einlhander (22:23:07): Fuck you vencabot_teppoo (22:23:32): You too, buddy. You too. elan_einlhander (22:23:56): The doctor said that while I was in the ER elan_einlhander (22:24:05): And I was like no vencabot_teppoo (22:24:06): "Fuck you"? vencabot_teppoo (22:24:08): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:24:11): Rofl elan_einlhander (22:24:15): I am still so sick vencabot_teppoo (22:24:17): ~knows, knows~ vencabot_teppoo (22:38:54): Inspector Gadget is 1337. elan_einlhander (22:39:18): Right vencabot_teppoo (22:39:30): Well, he is. elan_einlhander (22:39:37): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:45:15): As a child, I always wanted the Gadget Copter. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:26): Was my favourite Inspector Gadget Gadget. elan_einlhander (22:45:36): Lol, for real vencabot_teppoo (22:46:05): It comes OUT OF HIS HAT. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:07): AND HE FLIES. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:12): I loved it. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:18): When I was little, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:56): harryturney: david are u everything i want and more... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:27): Go Gadget, go. 12-27-03 vencabot_teppoo (2:02:48): Welcome to Marklar. vencabot_teppoo (2:02:50): I... vencabot_teppoo (2:02:52): Am Marklar. vencabot_teppoo (2:02:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:03:21): My subwoofer is trying to talk to me vencabot_teppoo (2:03:25): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (2:03:28): Great quote. elan_einlhander (2:03:33): There are faint voices coming out of it elan_einlhander (2:03:36): I kid you not vencabot_teppoo (2:03:38): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (2:03:43): I believe you, man. vencabot_teppoo (2:04:11): I've seriously experienced weirder. elan_einlhander (2:04:17): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:04:30): My teeth have buzzed, yo. Lol. elan_einlhander (2:04:37): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (2:04:47): After that, I'll believe that there are voices in your subwoofers. vencabot_teppoo (2:04:55): Maybe they're picking up on some radio waves. elan_einlhander (2:05:01): I think it is elan_einlhander (2:05:08): Poor buddy vencabot_teppoo (2:05:09): I think that's what was happening with my teeth. vencabot_teppoo (2:05:50): Some radio-magnetic something or other making them vibrate... or something. vencabot_teppoo (2:05:53): But it was weird, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:11:10): LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vencabot_teppoo (2:11:14): LAA LAA LAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vencabot_teppoo (2:11:26): LA LA LA LA LA-LA, LA LA LAAA^^^^6 vencabot_teppoo (2:11:30): LA LAAAAAA elan_einlhander (2:11:35): STOP vencabot_teppoo (2:11:40): v Laaaaa- ~stops~ vencabot_teppoo (2:12:18): I got my hand-to-hand up to 76 vencabot_teppoo (2:12:24): I T.K.O my ticks just for kicks vencabot_teppoo (2:12:34): And you just might see, if you're in luck vencabot_teppoo (2:12:42): My karate-chop action like the Samurai Duck vencabot_teppoo (2:12:44): Word up. elan_einlhander (2:12:50): Wow vencabot_teppoo (2:13:05): Lol. "Wow" says it all. vencabot_teppoo (2:13:15): "Wow, David. You are -such- a moron." elan_einlhander (2:13:43): More like you have way too much spare time on your hands vencabot_teppoo (2:13:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:14:17): Have you EVER seen the whole rap? Lol. Elan is mentioned in it. elan_einlhander (2:14:37): No I have not* vencabot_teppoo (2:14:54): You wanna? vencabot_teppoo (2:14:57): ~could send it~ elan_einlhander (2:15:04): I guess vencabot_teppoo (2:15:51): It is titanic, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:26:33): Anyways, I'm hittin' the 'el sack-o. elan_einlhander (2:26:43): El-nighto vencabot_teppoo (2:26:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:28:20): Wait, no vencabot_teppoo (2:28:23): Better yet. vencabot_teppoo (2:28:45): I'll sign off WHEN I go to bed... I'll stay online while I brush... just in case a certain someone comes on while I'm gone... but listen to this... vencabot_teppoo (2:28:52): Someone... who you know and I know... vencabot_teppoo (2:28:59): ...Thinks that I'm possessed by a demon. vencabot_teppoo (2:29:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:29:02): Oh? elan_einlhander (2:29:04): Cool elan_einlhander (2:29:06): I believe i elan_einlhander (2:29:08): it* vencabot_teppoo (2:29:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:29:22): It is truly awesome. vencabot_teppoo (2:29:36): I was like, "Ok, now I've heard everything." vencabot_teppoo (2:29:55): I can now add that to the "list of things David is." vencabot_teppoo (2:30:11): I now introduce myself as "insane, and apparently possessed by a demon." vencabot_teppoo (2:30:32): But ANYWAYS... it is time to spray my face with acid. Brb. vencabot_teppoo (3:53:37): And so, with acid on my face, I decide to do something that I haven't done in a very long time... vencabot_teppoo (3:53:48): ...Which is leave my girlfriend three pages of offline messages, lol. elan_einlhander (3:53:53): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (3:54:21): The holder of the position "girlfriend" has INDEED changed since then... vencabot_teppoo (3:54:30): ...but it'll probably still feel the exact same way, lol. elan_einlhander (3:54:34): Prolly elan_einlhander (3:54:35): But elan_einlhander (3:54:49): Don't worry, I WILL smack you should you turn all obsessive again vencabot_teppoo (3:54:57): Thank you, Doug. Thank you. Lol. elan_einlhander (3:54:58): Cuz that's what friends do vencabot_teppoo (3:55:04): Good friends, anyway. elan_einlhander (3:55:18): Only the best vencabot_teppoo (3:55:23): Named Doug. vencabot_teppoo (3:55:30): Who go to Everett Highschool. vencabot_teppoo (3:55:35): In Lansing Michigan. vencabot_teppoo (3:55:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:55:39): ~good times~ elan_einlhander (3:55:51): And live on 4902 Palmer Street vencabot_teppoo (3:56:02): Lol. And yet, I just got done splashing my face with acid. vencabot_teppoo (3:56:05): And boy, does it burn good. elan_einlhander (3:56:21): Sooo good vencabot_teppoo (3:56:52): Tryin new acne medication. elan_einlhander (3:57:05): I assumed vencabot_teppoo (3:57:45): Well, I mean you can't really assume, since I did the same thing with the OLD ac- id/ne medication. vencabot_teppoo (4:54:22): Well, here's to another night of staying up amazingly late. I'm getting up early tomorrow, whether I want to or not. elan_einlhander (4:54:31): Indeed elan_einlhander (4:54:36): Good night Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (4:54:58): Lol. I'm not going to bed YET, man. I'm still typing up my offline message / essay to Lacy, lol. elan_einlhander (4:55:06): Jesus elan_einlhander (4:55:14): Well then, keep going Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (4:55:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:03:46): All right, I better get my sick ass to sleep vencabot_teppoo (5:03:58): Lol. One second. Like, two minutes. elan_einlhander (5:04:03): Gr, fine vencabot_teppoo (5:05:13): Ok. I just wanted to show this off, first: vencabot_teppoo (5:05:53): 31 paragraphs of offline messages, with paragraphs 3-6 sentences each. elan_einlhander (5:06:01): Okay dude elan_einlhander (5:06:04): WHY??? elan_einlhander (5:06:20): What the HELL could you have possibly said??? vencabot_teppoo (5:06:22): Coming to a grand total of... vencabot_teppoo (5:06:40): Six pages of size 10 font text. elan_einlhander (5:07:10): She's gonna think you're one of those insane obsessive guys elan_einlhander (5:07:16): And leave you for dead elan_einlhander (5:07:30): Shit like that would freak me out vencabot_teppoo (5:07:34): She knows I'm insane, lol... and that's basically what the whole message was about. Every little insane thing my insane mind could think of. elan_einlhander (5:07:43): But WHY? elan_einlhander (5:07:55): Why not just go "love yah babe, talk to yah soon" elan_einlhander (5:08:02): David's messages in a nutshell vencabot_teppoo (5:08:37): Because I felt like I needed to get it out... felt like I needed someone to tell. She said, "You told me that you used to leave Ericka pages and pages of offline messages... Well, if you ever feel like you need to get that stuff off of your chest, just know that I'd be happy to take messages like that, too." elan_einlhander (5:08:52): Rrrrrright elan_einlhander (5:08:58): Don't make a habit of it vencabot_teppoo (5:09:02): So, I said, "Hey! Remember that time you told me that you would be happy to get my extremely huge messages? Well, you're gonna regret it." vencabot_teppoo (5:09:06): Lol. I won't, man. vencabot_teppoo (5:09:14): I just had that building up, and now it's ALLLL relieved. elan_einlhander (5:09:21): *gets baseballl bat ready* vencabot_teppoo (5:09:30): Lol. Thanks, man. Good to know you care. ~single tear~ elan_einlhander (5:09:32): Just stay cool and I won't hurt you vencabot_teppoo (5:09:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:09:41): Buuuudy vencabot_teppoo (5:09:51): Doug is a friend who cares enough to hit me HARD with a HARD, METAL base-ball bat. elan_einlhander (5:09:57): I am elan_einlhander (5:10:08): I am the only friend you'll ever have that cares THAT much vencabot_teppoo (5:10:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:10:23): SO MUCH that I would endanger your life with a savage beating vencabot_teppoo (5:10:37): Luckily I have the friend with the biggest balls in the world. If I didn't, WHERE WOULD I BE?! elan_einlhander (5:10:48): WHERE WOULD YOU BE? vencabot_teppoo (5:11:00): If all I had were CAMERON and his BEEBEE sized testicles, WHERE WOULD I BE?! elan_einlhander (5:11:10): Doomed, that's where elan_einlhander (5:11:14): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (5:11:23): Doomed, that's where. Lol. Because doomed is obviously a place. elan_einlhander (5:11:27): Of course elan_einlhander (5:11:34): This is why Dougism is awesome vencabot_teppoo (5:11:35): That you can end up if you aren't careful. elan_einlhander (5:11:53): In Dougism, states of being are literally places. vencabot_teppoo (5:11:57): Rofl. elan_einlhander (5:12:03): Doomed, scared, etc vencabot_teppoo (5:12:13): States of being are actually equivilent to STATES. elan_einlhander (5:12:19): Damn right. vencabot_teppoo (5:12:27): This is the United "STATES OF AMERICA." vencabot_teppoo (5:12:29): Well, in Dougism... vencabot_teppoo (5:12:35): We have the United STATES OF BEING. vencabot_teppoo (5:12:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:12:39): Awesome. elan_einlhander (5:12:43): Anyway..... vencabot_teppoo (5:12:45): So awesome. And now sleep. elan_einlhander (5:12:48): We sleep vencabot_teppoo (5:12:50): ~gone~ elan_einlhander (5:12:53): *poof* 12-31-03 elan_einlhander (14:59:51): Oh gods elan_einlhander (15:00:09): I'm operating at at least 75% efficiency, and back at home. vencabot_teppoo (15:00:25): ? elan_einlhander (15:00:50): I've been in the hospital for days vencabot_teppoo (15:01:02): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (15:01:16): I only told Seraphin that I was headed for ER, and then told Koree last night that I was in the hospital. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:20): I had no idea. elan_einlhander (15:01:35): I see elan_einlhander (15:01:39): Well, I'm back vencabot_teppoo (15:01:46): Well guess who's back. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:50): Back again. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:55): Doug is back. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:58): ...from the hospital. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:02:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:02:14): Thanks for the warm welcome. vencabot_teppoo (15:02:22): Lol. I didn't get any sleep last night. vencabot_teppoo (15:02:32): I'm operatoring at, at MOST, 30% efficiency. elan_einlhander (15:02:47): I didn't sleep much either, fucking quack doctors vencabot_teppoo (15:02:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:03:19): They don't know a common cold from pneumonoultramicroscopicscilicovolcanoconiousus. elan_einlhander (15:03:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:03:49): Dude, guess how long I was in the waiting room when my mom took me to ER on Sinday elan_einlhander (15:03:52): Sunday* vencabot_teppoo (15:04:14): How long were you in the waiting room when your mom took you to the ER on Sinday vencabot_teppoo (15:04:16): Sunday* elan_einlhander (15:04:26): Eight hours elan_einlhander (15:04:43): Sick as hell, I was made to wait in a wood chair for EIGHT HOURS. vencabot_teppoo (15:04:46): Doug, you're insane. vencabot_teppoo (15:04:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:04:57): It wasn't MY idea. elan_einlhander (15:05:05): Kinda takes away the meaning of ER if you ask me vencabot_teppoo (15:05:16): You've gotta be insane to be able to survive that, Doug. elan_einlhander (15:05:59): Beats me yo, I wanted to die vencabot_teppoo (15:06:27): That's amazing, lol. elan_einlhander (15:06:41): I have so many stories to tell, and it's so hard on Yahoo vencabot_teppoo (15:06:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:07:37): Quote me when I got my five year old roomate..... elan_einlhander (15:07:57): *lunch gets rolled in by the nurse* elan_einlhander (15:08:25): "...... hey wait a minute, that little son of a bitch got chocolate milk, I got WHITE milk! WHAT THE FUCK!" -Doug elan_einlhander (15:08:57): *plots beating the life out of the cancerous child to take his delicious milk* vencabot_teppoo (15:09:09): Rofl. elan_einlhander (15:13:23): David, I watched Big O with headphones elan_einlhander (15:13:33): So I heard everything that happened vencabot_teppoo (15:14:03): Lol. How much sense does that show make? vencabot_teppoo (15:14:10): Why, Big O! vencabot_teppoo (15:14:14): Dun-dun-dun elan_einlhander (15:14:15): Not a stitch vencabot_teppoo (15:14:24): BIG O, BIG O BIG OOOOO. vencabot_teppoo (15:14:29): That's how much sense it makes. vencabot_teppoo (15:14:31): "Big O." vencabot_teppoo (15:14:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:14:41): Yes David we get it vencabot_teppoo (15:14:59): ...We? Lol. elan_einlhander (15:15:04): Yes we vencabot_teppoo (15:15:14): Doug and HIS three personalities, now. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:18): Doug, Doug, and Harry. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:15:33): One of mine is of course named Harry elan_einlhander (15:15:37): Lord knows why. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:56): Well... because there's a little bit of Harry in all of us. elan_einlhander (15:16:03): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (15:16:05): There's a... little bit of Harry in all of us. ~tear~ elan_einlhander (15:16:11): *pats back* vencabot_teppoo (15:16:27): Lol elan_einlhander (15:16:50): I'm not allowed to work until the 5th apparently elan_einlhander (15:17:05): God I had NO winter break elan_einlhander (15:17:15): And I still have three projects to do elan_einlhander (15:17:26): And a lot of community service to not do vencabot_teppoo (15:17:32): Well, at least you didn't miss any school, lol. Yeah. When is that Croley project due? elan_einlhander (15:17:40): When we get back I guess vencabot_teppoo (15:18:04): Darn. Because I had a great idea, but I would need to be in class to do it. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:42): I was thinking that, every time I meet eyes with a complete stranger, I would WINK, lol. And then record their reactions. elan_einlhander (15:18:53): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:19:09): Because there is nothing quite as scary as David winking at you for no reason. elan_einlhander (15:19:26): This is true vencabot_teppoo (15:21:13): Except for, maybe, sexy-sexy anime David, naked. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:24): Next to a complete random Hogi-man. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:32): And above a bunch of Japanese writing. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:21:41): ..... elan_einlhander (15:21:45): Where did you get THAT from? vencabot_teppoo (15:21:50): From here: elan_einlhander (15:21:58): Are there pictures of this somewhere??? *looking around* vencabot_teppoo (15:22:18): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/nihongonoshukudaieinki.jpg elan_einlhander (15:23:07): *is afraid to click* vencabot_teppoo (15:23:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:23:17): And well you should be. elan_einlhander (15:25:16): If I see David porn so help me god..... vencabot_teppoo (15:25:26): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:25:35): It IS David porn! elan_einlhander (15:25:36): WHY???? vencabot_teppoo (15:25:46): David has no idea. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:52): Only David knows. elan_einlhander (15:26:03): Wait what>>> elan_einlhander (15:26:11): David has no idea, only David knows. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:24): But it can be our little secret. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:34): Because we can't let David in on it. elan_einlhander (15:26:41): Uh, yeah, of course not vencabot_teppoo (15:26:49): And of course, completely random hogi. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:51): Labeled thusly. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:27:08): I understand *eyes still bugging* vencabot_teppoo (15:27:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:12): Hogiman shows up wherever and whenever he wants. elan_einlhander (15:28:24): I think I should confinscate your scanner vencabot_teppoo (15:28:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:34): Sweet, sweet scanner. elan_einlhander (15:28:39): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:29:12): Koree got FFX-2 vencabot_teppoo (15:29:16): ~got it, too~ elan_einlhander (15:29:19): I know you did vencabot_teppoo (15:29:24): John's almost beaten it. elan_einlhander (15:29:27): Lol vencabot_teppoo (15:29:34): It's hilarious, lol. That game suxx0rs so heavily. elan_einlhander (15:29:37): Do good things come in threes yet? vencabot_teppoo (15:29:38): Plot wise. vencabot_teppoo (15:29:45): No, they don't. Lol. elan_einlhander (15:30:36): Rofl elan_einlhander (15:30:43): What about fours? vencabot_teppoo (15:31:00): If it's Rikku ON all fours. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:31:09): Agreed elan_einlhander (15:31:12): I mean, do tell vencabot_teppoo (15:31:15): lol vencabot_teppoo (15:31:38): A small sample from the Final Fantasy X-2 script: vencabot_teppoo (15:31:57): Brother: Yuna! Let me see you dance! Let me see you dance!" vencabot_teppoo (15:32:05): Yuna: Well, it'll cost you... vencabot_teppoo (15:32:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:32:36): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:33:00): And that's a sample from the first twenty minutes, lol. elan_einlhander (15:34:31): Dude this is awesome vencabot_teppoo (15:34:36): ? elan_einlhander (15:34:59): Talking to a girl that was talking to Reechani on AIM elan_einlhander (15:35:05): And he is a total pervert elan_einlhander (15:35:20): Asking her all kinds of things, his opening question is "do you masturbate?" vencabot_teppoo (15:35:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:35:30): And she's a 15 year old girl, this is so funny elan_einlhander (15:35:36): In a horrible way vencabot_teppoo (15:35:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:36:01): *mind wanders* In a horrible, horrible, strangely arrousing sort of way....... elan_einlhander (15:36:05): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (15:36:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:50:37): So how was YOUR Christmas? vencabot_teppoo (15:50:50): Awsome. elan_einlhander (15:50:55): Oh? elan_einlhander (15:50:58): Fagh elan_einlhander (15:51:00): Fag* elan_einlhander (15:51:03): But go on vencabot_teppoo (15:51:04): lol vencabot_teppoo (15:51:16): Well, I didn't get any presents... vencabot_teppoo (15:51:34): ...But I DID get a really good Subway Sandwhich at, like, 10 PM... elan_einlhander (15:51:40): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (15:51:43): ...And I got to spend the whole day and whole night with Lacy. elan_einlhander (15:51:47): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (15:52:12): Truly awesome. David's gettin' some money in the mail. Gonna save it. elan_einlhander (15:52:15): Well, you know mine wasn't too splendid vencabot_teppoo (15:52:32): For a car or apartment or something. Yeah, that sucks. >_< Did you get anything, though? elan_einlhander (15:52:53): Yeah, a few things. A game, speakers/subwoofer, and a controller for my compy vencabot_teppoo (15:53:02): Awesome. elan_einlhander (15:53:30): ~nod~ If I can get this checking account started, I would like to put all my money away vencabot_teppoo (15:53:42): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:54:31): It's New Years Eve isn't it? vencabot_teppoo (15:54:55): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:55:10): Hm, guess I'm staying home this year elan_einlhander (15:55:12): You? vencabot_teppoo (15:55:38): ~nods~ Where else would I go? elan_einlhander (15:55:57): Cool, least I won't be totally alone vencabot_teppoo (15:56:02): lol elan_einlhander (15:56:04): In a sort-of still alone way vencabot_teppoo (15:56:21): pretty much still alone kinda way. elan_einlhander (15:56:31): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:14): Reason #???? that David is in love with Lacy: vencabot_teppoo (15:58:17): She cooks. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:20): DUN NUH NUH elan_einlhander (15:58:22): Oh? elan_einlhander (15:58:23): Awesome. elan_einlhander (15:58:26): So does Vic, lol elan_einlhander (15:58:32): I GOT IT elan_einlhander (15:58:39): WE should go on a CYBER DOUBLE DATE elan_einlhander (15:58:41): YES DOUG vencabot_teppoo (15:58:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:58:45): YOU ARE A GENIUS! vencabot_teppoo (15:59:04): Except that Lacy doesn't play MM, and you and Vic don't talk on IM. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:12): And its just an all-around idiotic idea. elan_einlhander (15:59:12): Hmmmm vencabot_teppoo (15:59:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:17): Well yeah elan_einlhander (15:59:19): Fuck you vencabot_teppoo (15:59:22): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (15:59:25): ~I~ love my idiotic idea vencabot_teppoo (15:59:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:36): It is Doug's brain child. elan_einlhander (15:59:54): We SHALL do it elan_einlhander (15:59:57): SOMEHOW vencabot_teppoo (16:00:28): Well, we could always do it... TELEPATHICALLY. elan_einlhander (16:00:41): BAM elan_einlhander (16:00:44): *squints* vencabot_teppoo (16:00:44): Brb. elan_einlhander (16:00:46): Kay vencabot_teppoo (16:05:27): Well if it isn't DOUG. elan_einlhander (16:05:38): Where???? vencabot_teppoo (16:05:39): ~yaaaaaaaaawn~ elan_einlhander (16:05:41): *panics* elan_einlhander (16:05:50): Doug is the devil king!!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:06:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:06:09): He will destroy the WORLD as predicted! elan_einlhander (16:06:17): By uh, ZEUS! vencabot_teppoo (16:06:33): Lol elan_einlhander (16:06:43): I ended up watching some of that too -_- vencabot_teppoo (16:07:02): lol elan_einlhander (16:07:10): On day two Dan let me have MegaMan Zero 2, so that entertained me for a bit elan_einlhander (16:07:18): I just love messing with weapons vencabot_teppoo (16:07:24): lol vencabot_teppoo (16:07:29): David loved... vencabot_teppoo (16:07:30): ... vencabot_teppoo (16:07:33): ...LEVELING the weapons. elan_einlhander (16:07:45): They leveled way too quick this time around vencabot_teppoo (16:07:57): Aw. elan_einlhander (16:08:12): And the triple rod is no more elan_einlhander (16:08:18): Now there's like a strike chain elan_einlhander (16:08:22): It's cooler though vencabot_teppoo (16:09:00): They shoulda kept the rod, lost the buster. elan_einlhander (16:09:23): Nah, the chain IS the rod, just longer really elan_einlhander (16:09:31): It just works as a grappling hook too vencabot_teppoo (16:10:00): nod elan_einlhander (16:11:44): No one's on MM, and I'm sure Sera will be out partying. Vic's mom is over, so it's gonna be a lame night I can tell vencabot_teppoo (16:12:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:13:06): elan_einlhander: Trust me, girls in underwear with sandwhiches would make anyone happy elan_einlhander (16:13:10): Words of wisdom baby vencabot_teppoo (16:13:34): Amazingly true. elan_einlhander (16:13:51): If you can argue with it, then be my guest elan_einlhander (16:18:06): A small voice yells 'Go suck an elf' vencabot_teppoo (16:18:26): Lol. That sounds familiar. elan_einlhander (16:18:40): Only get to suck HALF of me that means, BAM elan_einlhander (16:20:47): Oh this is so funny, but I don't think it would be right to tell you elan_einlhander (16:20:50): I can't decide elan_einlhander (16:23:43): A new wristband for people to wear... elan_einlhander (16:23:50): "What would Drunk Doug do?" elan_einlhander (17:02:40): *poke* elan_einlhander (17:02:56): *jab* vencabot_teppoo (17:03:00): b rb elan_einlhander (17:03:04): Okay then, close call elan_einlhander (23:17:00): Son of a bitch Krillin vencabot_teppoo (23:17:08): lol elan_einlhander (23:18:29): Was playing Budokai, had to do a stamina battle with Vegeta, fight Goku, Krillin, and Gohan in a row vencabot_teppoo (23:18:48): lol. awesome. elan_einlhander (23:19:05): Except that I kept losing vencabot_teppoo (23:19:58): "I'm only a stupid human who can't do anything and I'm balding hahaha...ha....ha..." elan_einlhander (23:20:13): Rofl, it's so true elan_einlhander (23:20:20): But he's so short, and thusly hard to hi elan_einlhander (23:20:22): hit* elan_einlhander (23:20:26): Same with Gohan. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:47): lol/ well, they've got one thing goin for em. elan_einlhander (23:20:55): Yup elan_einlhander (23:21:02): I couldn't beat the last battle for the life of me elan_einlhander (23:21:19): When you start the game, they have it on easy, so I was like "wtf, screw that we're starting on normal" elan_einlhander (23:21:28): I spent like six hours trying to kill Cell in the final battle vencabot_teppoo (23:21:36): lol vencabot_teppoo (23:25:32): badgurl13112003: vencie!! elan_einlhander (23:25:43): Aroo? vencabot_teppoo (23:25:50): Vencie. Lol. elan_einlhander (23:26:02): Vencie has a floosie vencabot_teppoo (23:26:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:28:53): All Chinese people looook alliiiiiiike. vencabot_teppoo (23:29:01): Sooo doooo white peeoooople. elan_einlhander (23:29:09): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:29:18): In fact... just about everybody who isn't black... loooooks alike to meeee.... vencabot_teppoo (23:29:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:29:53): Voice chatting with two 11 year old girls. elan_einlhander (23:30:02): Oh tell me you're kidding vencabot_teppoo (23:30:08): They're ADORABLE! elan_einlhander (23:30:17): Oh man elan_einlhander (23:30:46): Introduce them to your adorable friend Doug vencabot_teppoo (23:30:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:01): Doug = adorable. elan_einlhander (23:31:11): It's true, I mean come on elan_einlhander (23:31:16): And he LOVES 11 year old girls vencabot_teppoo (23:31:40): Lol. They're just so adorable. THEY'RE GIGGLING. elan_einlhander (23:31:47): AWWWWWWW elan_einlhander (23:31:53): *is a sucker for giggling* vencabot_teppoo (23:32:48): She's incredibly intelligent for an 11 year old. elan_einlhander (23:32:56): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (23:33:00): I didn't believe that she was 11 years old. vencabot_teppoo (23:33:07): But now I do, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:33:13): Because she sounds soooooo cute, lol. elan_einlhander (23:33:17): So let me get this steaight..... elan_einlhander (23:33:21): Straight* elan_einlhander (23:33:28): She's CUTE, and she's smart? elan_einlhander (23:33:34): What more do I want? vencabot_teppoo (23:34:02): Well, she's kinda annoying because she never lets me help her with her problems, but it's like... what does she know about problems? She's 11, lol. elan_einlhander (23:34:12): Lol, good point elan_einlhander (23:34:18): *wants to talk to her now* elan_einlhander (23:34:26): We should have a CONFERENCE elan_einlhander (23:34:30): With a total stranger vencabot_teppoo (23:34:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:35:34): OH THE GIGGLAGE elan_einlhander (23:35:45): I WANT GIGGLAGE!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:35:46): Two girls, on one VC, this is all I hear: vencabot_teppoo (23:36:00): "Teeheehee!" "Heeheeheehee!" "Heeheeteeheehee!" elan_einlhander (23:36:04): *screams* vencabot_teppoo (23:36:44): Aw and they're ASIAN. elan_einlhander (23:36:55): *twitching* elan_einlhander (23:36:59): You son of a bitch vencabot_teppoo (23:39:19): Lol. Jay Leno. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:39): "It's not fair! One cow has Mad Cow, and now NONE of us are allowed to eat beef from crippled, infected cows!" elan_einlhander (23:39:49): I know, for izzle elan_einlhander (23:41:10): "What's wrong?" elan_einlhander (23:41:13): "Nothing" elan_einlhander (23:41:19): "Right, what's wrong?" elan_einlhander (23:41:23): "*shrug* I'm fine" elan_einlhander (23:41:29): I hate people doing that all the time elan_einlhander (23:41:47): Make it all obvious something is wrong, then not tell you anything vencabot_teppoo (23:42:54): That's when I just say, "Alright then..." and start to walk away... vencabot_teppoo (23:42:59): And then I turn around and STAB THEM. elan_einlhander (23:43:12): Well I kinda like her David..... vencabot_teppoo (23:43:12): And they go, "Wh-why would you do that?!" elan_einlhander (23:43:27): I would hate to KILL HER in cold blood so soon vencabot_teppoo (23:43:36): And I'm like, "Well, because you're cryin', and I thought I'd give you something to cry about." vencabot_teppoo (23:43:44): "But you stabbed me!!!... IN THE FACE!!!" elan_einlhander (23:43:50): Nah not the face vencabot_teppoo (23:43:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:44:04): Gotta stick with the stomach, so they're not all ugly from face stabbage. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:44:31): Stormy is absolutely riddled with Pac-Man fever. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:44:52): "Wakka wakka wakka!' vencabot_teppoo (23:46:33): Rofl! vencabot_teppoo (23:46:45): Jay Leno: "A HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE?! You NEVER see that!" elan_einlhander (23:46:52): Awesome elan_einlhander (23:47:15): Hesh, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:47:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:48:10): Lol, "Hey Super Size, you got some gaudy bling on your back there" elan_einlhander (23:48:16): Talking to Frylock vencabot_teppoo (23:48:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:49:13): I don't feel vert New Year-ish elan_einlhander (23:49:16): very* vencabot_teppoo (23:49:39): What the Heck, lol. 11 year old strip tease? elan_einlhander (23:49:47): Wait what? Where?? elan_einlhander (23:49:51): *starts bouncing* vencabot_teppoo (23:50:11): Lol. There has to be something illegal about that. elan_einlhander (23:50:11): I've been sick for weeks and in the hospital, I need the info elan_einlhander (23:50:20): There is, but it ain't stopping me vencabot_teppoo (23:50:36): Lol. I swear, I look away for one second and one of 'em is in a bikini. vencabot_teppoo (23:50:44): With no warning. elan_einlhander (23:50:48): Wait it's on webcam? elan_einlhander (23:50:50): Son of a bitch vencabot_teppoo (23:50:55): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (23:51:01): I swear I'll get you for this elan_einlhander (23:51:20): YOU should record it for me elan_einlhander (23:51:23): Surely there's a way vencabot_teppoo (23:51:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:22): VT HAS TWO PAGES OF COMMENTS!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:52:25): dun dun duuuuun elan_einlhander (23:52:32): Woah vencabot_teppoo (23:53:00): They're drunk, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:53:04): Apparently, they have wine. elan_einlhander (23:53:09): Oh??? vencabot_teppoo (23:53:11): And they're 11. elan_einlhander (23:53:12): God damn you vencabot_teppoo (23:53:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:53:19): AND SHE'S DRINKING IT ALL IN ONE GULP!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DRINK WINE, YOU FOOL! elan_einlhander (23:53:28): LEMME SEE elan_einlhander (23:53:31): COME OOOOOOON vencabot_teppoo (23:54:43): Ok, non alcoholic red wine, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:48): I was freakin' out. elan_einlhander (23:54:53): Aw elan_einlhander (23:54:57): I mean, ah good elan_einlhander (23:57:25): "I await your wish-making young Thunder Cat!" vencabot_teppoo (23:57:31): Lol. 1-1-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:05): Yay! Happy New Years! elan_einlhander (0:00:16): Uh, Happy New Year? vencabot_teppoo (0:00:29): WhOoOoOoOOoooo! @_@ elan_einlhander (0:00:54): WOOOoOooOOOOOoooo @_@ >_< x_x vencabot_teppoo (0:01:08): ;p;/ vencabot_teppoo (0:01:10): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:01:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:01:19): So now what? Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:01:49): Well, now it's 2004. vencabot_teppoo (0:01:55): So, time for Madden 2006. elan_einlhander (0:01:55): Hm, so it is vencabot_teppoo (0:01:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:01:59): Yup, GO MADDEN elan_einlhander (0:02:07): YEEEAAAAAAH *slams head* vencabot_teppoo (0:02:14): MADDEN GET HYPE vencabot_teppoo (0:02:23): Madden = football for jocks with broken ankles. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:49): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, doooo. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): I'm half crazy all for the love of you! vencabot_teppoo (0:08:03): It won't be a stylish marriage, vencabot_teppoo (0:08:06): I can't afford a carriage; vencabot_teppoo (0:08:12): But you'll look sweet upon the seat vencabot_teppoo (0:08:18): Of a bicycle built for two! vencabot_teppoo (0:08:18): ^_^ elan_einlhander (0:08:34): *sways head* vencabot_teppoo (0:08:41): Lol. I love that song, lol. elan_einlhander (0:08:52): Hehe, don't we all vencabot_teppoo (0:09:11): It's a CLASSIC... as in.... they place it on merry-go-rounds and ice-cream trucks. elan_einlhander (0:09:40): Yup elan_einlhander (0:29:23): Peter vs. the Chicken vencabot_teppoo (0:29:50): Is that the commercial? elan_einlhander (0:30:01): No, Family Guy vencabot_teppoo (0:30:10): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (0:30:11): When the Chicken gave him the bad coupon vencabot_teppoo (0:30:16): Yeah, lol. elan_einlhander (0:44:49): Telnet://outremermux.org:4321 elan_einlhander (0:44:53): Do something with that Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (0:45:18): What is it? Lol. elan_einlhander (0:45:47): Telnet something or other someone gave me elan_einlhander (0:47:28): Telnet address is what she called it, and I don't know what to do with it, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:48:41): Bwahaha. I am connected. vencabot_teppoo (0:48:43): It's a MUD. elan_einlhander (0:48:48): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:48:50): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:48:51): ~truly IS Hyper Teppoo~ elan_einlhander (0:48:59): I knew you could do it Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (0:49:37): Open Hyper Terminal. Name the connection. Connect using TCP/IP Winsock. For the address field, type in: vencabot_teppoo (0:49:43): outremermux.org vencabot_teppoo (0:50:03): And for the port number, delete 23 and type in 4321 elan_einlhander (0:50:15): I see vencabot_teppoo (0:50:25): ~is a genius~ elan_einlhander (0:50:32): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (0:50:45): ~is Hyper Teppoo~ elan_einlhander (0:50:58): It's true elan_einlhander (0:51:08): I am just Normal-Lhander. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:51:15): Not Hyper-Lhander vencabot_teppoo (0:51:29): Or just Hy-Lhander for short. elan_einlhander (0:51:31): I suppose I COULD be Hyper-Lhander if I really wanted to elan_einlhander (0:51:38): Yes Hy-Lhander, whatever THAT means vencabot_teppoo (0:51:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:41): Man. I need to hurry and do some community service. elan_einlhander (0:54:48): Oh Jesus elan_einlhander (0:54:55): I think I may just bail on that entirely elan_einlhander (0:55:03): I've been out for like ten days of my break vencabot_teppoo (0:55:08): For real. elan_einlhander (0:55:10): I don't even have the time now elan_einlhander (0:55:35): We'll be lucky if I even slam a project together vencabot_teppoo (0:55:44): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (0:58:54): Awesome... vencabot_teppoo (0:59:16): ~connected to National Public Radio via the internet... playing on his speakers... playing clasical music...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:59:23): Oh, yes... elan_einlhander (0:59:26): Rofl, awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:59:26): ...Clasical music... vencabot_teppoo (0:59:47): Go, now. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:54): http://wkar.org/radio/listfm.php vencabot_teppoo (1:00:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:03:26): You'll be fired elan_einlhander (1:03:29): Out of a cannon elan_einlhander (1:03:31): Into the sun vencabot_teppoo (1:03:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:07:15): Xuro tells you 'what are you doing?' You tell Xuro 'Talking to Miss Kairawiel' Xuro tells you '???' You tell Xuro 'Talking to Miss Kairawiel in a chat room.' Xuro tells you 'who?' ' Xuro tells you '...nm' You tell Xuro 'I can't explain it any more than that man, lol' vencabot_teppoo (1:07:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:07:52): I don't get his confusion vencabot_teppoo (1:14:57): So lonely. elan_einlhander (1:15:04): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (1:15:31): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (1:15:43): Where's Lacy-poo? vencabot_teppoo (1:15:58): Lol. I have no idea. She said that she'd probably be on... vencabot_teppoo (1:16:42): What a terrible day, lol. elan_einlhander (1:16:57): Well you were all hyped earlier elan_einlhander (1:17:04): What can ol' Einlhander do to help? vencabot_teppoo (1:17:04): Oh well. Tomorrow will be better. I'm gonna get some freakin' sleep, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:17): Meh. It's just because I haven't had any sleep. elan_einlhander (1:17:24): I suppose elan_einlhander (1:17:27): I am sooooo lethargic vencabot_teppoo (1:17:40): I know. That's how I feel, and it's a terrible feeling. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:54): And now I'm depressed because I have to do community service and time is flying by too quickly. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:08): I thought that I'd somehow have plenty of time, but it's been flying by. elan_einlhander (1:19:34): Indeed, especially for me -_- vencabot_teppoo (1:19:55): Well, Lacy is gonna move out of her house within 2 months, and she won't have computer access. ~sigh~ elan_einlhander (1:20:07): Oh my, that's ghey elan_einlhander (1:20:15): Should get her phone number *shudder* vencabot_teppoo (1:20:36): That's what I think I'm gonna do. Two months. Time for me to get a cell phone and a free long distance plan, lol. elan_einlhander (1:21:13): Lol, me too elan_einlhander (1:21:16): My birthday then vencabot_teppoo (1:21:43): My mom has been wanting to buy me something but I told her to save the money for when I felt like I needed something. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:59): But cell-phones are frickin' expensive. elan_einlhander (1:22:22): They really are, it's ghey elan_einlhander (1:22:30): *dunno why he started spelling it ghey& vencabot_teppoo (1:22:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:22:45): Because it's... non-offensive? vencabot_teppoo (1:22:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:23:02): Maybe vencabot_teppoo (1:23:03): Because Doug always tries to be non-offensive, obviously. elan_einlhander (1:23:15): Of course elan_einlhander (1:24:37): D-david.... elan_einlhander (1:24:44): BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (1:24:54): ~slow motion...~ vencabot_teppoo (1:24:59): ( ) vencabot_teppoo (1:25:04): (o ) vencabot_teppoo (1:25:12): (.o ) vencabot_teppoo (1:25:17): (O.o) elan_einlhander (1:25:23): That's awesome elan_einlhander (1:25:25): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:25:25): But by then it was too late... elan_einlhander (1:25:30): Yeah, oh well elan_einlhander (1:25:32): x_x vencabot_teppoo (1:25:39): Doug likes that slow motion turn around, lol. elan_einlhander (1:25:52): Try and make a splattering head one vencabot_teppoo (1:26:00): That's what I was gonna do, rofl. elan_einlhander (1:26:06): Awesome elan_einlhander (1:28:59): Mountain Dew cures pnuemonia, it's now a fact vencabot_teppoo (1:29:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:30:58): ~twitch~ vencabot_teppoo (1:31:03): Lacy-age... has been attained. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:31:07): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (1:31:34): Yup. Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:49): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:31:54): http://www.middlebury.edu/offices/ace/VOPGuide/step_to_vol.html.htm vencabot_teppoo (1:32:12): Looking for a step-by-step guide to volunteering. Found one. Reading it, and this is step 3: vencabot_teppoo (1:32:21): Explain that you are a Middlebury College student interested in volunteering. elan_einlhander (1:32:26): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:32:52): "Uh... I am a Middlebury College student interested in volunteering...?" vencabot_teppoo (1:33:07): "...What?" vencabot_teppoo (1:33:41): "...I... dunno. My guide said to say that." elan_einlhander (1:34:00): Lol, that would be awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:34:18): It would be, too. But not as awesome as: vencabot_teppoo (1:37:27): elan_einlhander: D-david.... BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!! Vencabot_Teppoo: ~slow motion...~ *...ba-dump...* ( ) *...ba-dump...* (o ) *...ba-dump...* (.o ) *ba-dump* (O.o) *badump* (O.O) *BLAM* {x.x} *fwump* {_ _} elan_einlhander (1:37:48): There we go, awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:37:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:40:16): OH MY GOSH I'M GONNA LISTEN TO AFRICA BY TOTO!!!! elan_einlhander (1:40:46): ... elan_einlhander (1:40:48): You do that vencabot_teppoo (1:41:04): The first time I heard this song I was in Japan, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:42:07): II love that lyric: vencabot_teppoo (1:42:25): "It would take a lot to take me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do." vencabot_teppoo (1:42:34): Now, as we all know from our Algebra... vencabot_teppoo (1:42:58): If the domain (X) cannot equal "a hundred men" or MORE, that means that X CAN equal... one man. vencabot_teppoo (1:42:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:43:10): This is true vencabot_teppoo (1:43:25): So, even if a hundred men or more couldn't do anything, I guess, technically, one man could. elan_einlhander (1:43:38): Yeah, technically vencabot_teppoo (1:43:53): "Well, technically, you can suck me." vencabot_teppoo (1:43:59): Quote me and Doug at the EXACT same time, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:44:02): I remember that. elan_einlhander (1:44:10): Rofl, I do vencabot_teppoo (1:44:33): Quote me, to my MOTHER, for NO REASON: vencabot_teppoo (1:44:37): NO REASON!!!: vencabot_teppoo (1:44:55): "Well, I'm gonna have an apple, (so YOU can suck me)." vencabot_teppoo (1:45:03): I was cracking up because I have no idea why I said it. elan_einlhander (1:45:05): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:45:23): She wasn't even trying to stop me. I just grabbed an apple, lol. elan_einlhander (1:45:38): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:47:23): ~clicks Doug's name over and over again, as fast as he can...~ vencabot_teppoo (1:47:28): ~...until he explodes...~ elan_einlhander (1:47:38): Ow vencabot_teppoo (1:47:48): Lol. "Quit poking me." vencabot_teppoo (1:48:43): You know, I bet there's a book out there, called "Religion for Dummies." vencabot_teppoo (1:48:54): And as MUCH as I am SURE that there is one... vencabot_teppoo (1:49:01): ...I have no idea what it would contain, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:17): http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTitle/productCd-0764552643.html vencabot_teppoo (1:50:18): Boom, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:22): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:24): Look at the cover. vencabot_teppoo (1:50:41): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:50:45): Well I'll be vencabot_teppoo (1:50:46): A TEAR-OUT CHEAT SHEET?! vencabot_teppoo (1:50:52): FOR WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (1:50:53): LOL. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:55): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:51:59): There's an entire series. elan_einlhander (1:52:03): Wow vencabot_teppoo (1:52:11): The Bible For Dummies Spirituality For Dummies Judaism For Dummies Catholicism For Dummies Islam For Dummies vencabot_teppoo (1:52:21): Judaism For Dummies... awesome. elan_einlhander (1:52:42): Man, there's a book for everything in that series vencabot_teppoo (1:52:47): The quick guide to being j00ed, in other words. elan_einlhander (1:53:14): Damn right vencabot_teppoo (1:53:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:12): Online Dating For Dummies... vencabot_teppoo (1:54:13): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:54:17): ...Well-well-well. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:42): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (1:54:43): LOL vencabot_teppoo (1:54:53): This is what "Online Dating For Dummies" will teach you: vencabot_teppoo (1:55:03): Gearing up with the right computer hardware Overcoming preconceived notions of who is online Talking the online lingo Enjoying conversation in chat rooms Considering date site options Establishing your screen identity Facing the consequences of not posting a photo vencabot_teppoo (1:55:35): Sign up for a trial run on a dating site Try to describe yourself for your personal profile Initiate your first e-mail contact Make your first in-person meeting memorable Identify frauds and players Figure out what not to do if you really want to meet someone vencabot_teppoo (1:55:43): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:46): Truly, truly awesome. elan_einlhander (1:55:49): Amen. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:28): I want this book, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (1:57:38): Part V: Skirting the Hazards of Online Dating. Chapter 18: Safety First. Chapter 19: Unmasking and Avoiding Frauds and Players. vencabot_teppoo (1:57:42): >_> vencabot_teppoo (1:57:43): <_< elan_einlhander (1:57:56): David is a fraud AND player, now he'll know how to hide himself vencabot_teppoo (1:58:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:04:51): Hm, I left DBZ on in the living room elan_einlhander (2:04:58): *doesn't budge* vencabot_teppoo (2:05:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:07:55): I AM the hottest girl gone wild elan_einlhander (2:08:09): *starts stripping and gets sprayed by random hoses* vencabot_teppoo (2:08:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:13:59): *suddenly realizes he's being flirted with, doesn't know what to do* vencabot_teppoo (2:14:08): Lol. By who? elan_einlhander (2:14:10): Wonder if she knows I'm kinda engaged, lol elan_einlhander (2:14:14): I better not say, for her sake vencabot_teppoo (2:14:20): Awww, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:14:23): Be a buuuuuuuuuddy. elan_einlhander (2:14:34): Hey, you would'nt show me giggly Asians vencabot_teppoo (2:15:02): I would if I could have! Lol. Actually, I just realized that I was told to not tell anyone that they webcammed me. vencabot_teppoo (2:15:07): Oops. vencabot_teppoo (2:16:20): I'm gonna look up cell-phone plans, lol. elan_einlhander (2:16:26): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:17:01): I though I'd never see the day. But, then again, I AM sleep deprived. elan_einlhander (2:17:16): Yeah, hehe vencabot_teppoo (2:17:23): I mean, earlier today I made an online diary. vencabot_teppoo (2:17:45): And, over 12 hours later (only about an hour ago) I slapped myself and deleted it, rofl. elan_einlhander (2:18:03): Rofl elan_einlhander (2:21:05): Quote: elan_einlhander (2:21:19): "I've been on worse dates" elan_einlhander (2:21:25): Then me: elan_einlhander (2:21:31): "Date? What date? Oh damn it" vencabot_teppoo (2:21:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:21:43): Doug never realizes whats going on apparently. elan_einlhander (2:25:00): Mole is awesome elan_einlhander (2:25:08): *South Park Movie* vencabot_teppoo (2:25:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:26:30): You'd think I'd stop this "date" right in it's tracks elan_einlhander (2:26:36): But I seem to keep playing dumb elan_einlhander (2:26:51): Cursed male psyche vencabot_teppoo (2:27:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:30:19): This pizza suxxorz vencabot_teppoo (2:30:31): Aw. elan_einlhander (2:30:38): *doesn't bother with crazy 1337 spelling* elan_einlhander (2:32:58): The amount of singing in this movie is always surprising. vencabot_teppoo (2:33:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:34:07): KAIOH KEN TIMES TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (2:34:12): I love that attack in Budokai elan_einlhander (2:34:19): It's like a cheap version of Super Saiyan vencabot_teppoo (2:34:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:47:07): DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES WE MAKE NO WARRANTY REGARDING THE SERVICES AND DISCLAIM ANY IMPLIED WARRANTY, INCLUDING ANY WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION ACTS OR OMISSIONS OF OTHERS, ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS, OR ACTS OF GOD. WE DO NOT MANUFACTURE EQUIPMENT OR SOFTWARE, AND YOUR ONLY WARRANTIES AND REPRESENTATIONS WITH RESPECT TO EQUIPMENT OR SOFTWARE ARE THOSE PROVIDED BY THE MANUFACTURER (WITH RESPECT TO WHICH WE HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER). elan_einlhander (2:47:47): Awesome, a religious warranty. vencabot_teppoo (2:48:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:54:02): I have soooooo much bass now vencabot_teppoo (2:54:08): WhaT? Lol. elan_einlhander (2:54:28): From my new sound system I got for Christmas vencabot_teppoo (2:54:36): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:00:22): ~doesn't trust this... No, he DOES trust it, but doesn't WANT to, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (3:00:28): Free phone... vencabot_teppoo (3:00:41): ...Reasonable cell-phone plan... elan_einlhander (3:00:52): I still wouldn't elan_einlhander (3:02:43): Man, somethin smells like Doug around here.... elan_einlhander (3:03:33): And I think it's name is David. vencabot_teppoo (3:03:35): Lol. Anyway, I'm gonna go brush my teeth and stuff. Peace. elan_einlhander (3:03:36): Only makes sense. elan_einlhander (3:03:37): Okay vencabot_teppoo (3:03:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:38:40): Peace. I'm goin' to bed. elan_einlhander (3:38:46): Bye vencabot_teppoo (3:38:48): Happy New Years. ~poof~ vencabot_teppoo (22:43:22): ~twitch~ elan_einlhander (22:43:32): Well hello to you too vencabot_teppoo (22:43:43): ~STAB~ elan_einlhander (22:44:00): Ow, bastard elan_einlhander (22:44:11): *doesn't die, just gets mad* vencabot_teppoo (22:45:03): I want a cell phone so badly. It happened over night. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:58): OVER NIGHT, DOUG elan_einlhander (22:46:28): Shut up yo foo vencabot_teppoo (22:46:47): AAAAAHHHh!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:51:51): All I have to do. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:53): Is convince my mother. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:02): To pay 115 dollars a month. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:52:08): Right elan_einlhander (22:52:10): you do that vencabot_teppoo (22:54:02): 115 frickin' dollars a month. elan_einlhander (22:54:29): Jesus elan_einlhander (22:54:34): Why so much? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:10): Well, 80 dollars for the family plan of having me, and mom, and John connected... which is actually VERY reasonable as cell phone plans go... vencabot_teppoo (22:55:27): Then 5 dollars for each of us to get internet access... vencabot_teppoo (22:55:36): So +15 dollars... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:16): And then the fees for text-messaging PER cell phone... so I had myself listed for 1000 monthly messages, and John listed for 300, and mom for none... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:32): NO vencabot_teppoo (22:56:36): No way I could need 1000... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:40): Not on a CELL PHONE. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:45): How often am I away from my computer? vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): At school only. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:11): And how many messages could I POSSIBLY send at school? I'm not the type to take it out in class... It could only be at lunch... and that's only an hour... vencabot_teppoo (22:57:24): ...And on a KEYBOARD... which is MUCH easier to type on than a cell phone... elan_einlhander (22:57:40): Right vencabot_teppoo (22:57:56): ...No way I send 300 messages within 31 hours, an hour per day... vencabot_teppoo (22:58:04): That would be... vencabot_teppoo (22:58:14): ABOUT 10 messages per hour... So, yes I do. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:34): But, like I said, it would be much harder to type on a cell phone... No way I would send that many messages... or... vencabot_teppoo (22:58:38): ...would... I...? vencabot_teppoo (22:58:42): ~strokes chin~ elan_einlhander (22:58:48): Maybe, I mean yah never know vencabot_teppoo (22:59:11): I hope you're paying attention, because you're gonna need to get a cell phone eventually, too... except that it would be easier for you because you have a job. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:19): In fact... Why DON'T you buy a cell phone? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:30): What else do you have to spend your money on? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:59:43): I was thinking about it vencabot_teppoo (23:00:08): Dude, I know EVERYTHING about cell phones now. I'm a cell-phone dork from this day forward, because I have been researching them ALL day, since 5. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:18): So I can tell you what you want to get, and how much it'll cost, lol. elan_einlhander (23:00:33): Shush vencabot_teppoo (23:01:18): Dude, you wanna get the newest Nokia phone, which is what ~I~ wanna get, because it is the highest technology phone out there right now. It can do something that no other easily accessable phone can do right now, which is take short video clips. elan_einlhander (23:01:23): STOP elan_einlhander (23:01:25): BUSY vencabot_teppoo (23:01:27): ~twitch~ elan_einlhander (23:01:28): SAVE IT vencabot_teppoo (23:01:30): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (23:01:36): Thanks, sorry elan_einlhander (23:01:41): Everyone messaged me at once I swear vencabot_teppoo (23:08:21): ~nods... and decides that he should only get 300 text messages... per month... It might limit his conversations a LITTLE... but no way he could use up 1000 of them per month... and for twice as much money per month... and what about the days when no one is online? We've all had days like that... He'd be shooting himself on the head on those days if he was paying 10 dollars a month for 1000 messages...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:08:57): 5 dollars a month for 300 messages versus 10 dollars a month for 1000 messages. vencabot_teppoo (23:08:58): O.o elan_einlhander (23:09:20): You don't need 1000, Jesus vencabot_teppoo (23:12:07): If I had a job, me and you could get on a cell phone plan, and it'd be awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:35): It's cheaper if you "buddy up." Lol. elan_einlhander (23:58:48): SONIC HEROES! vencabot_teppoo (23:59:10): Awesome. elan_einlhander (23:59:18): Have you seen it? vencabot_teppoo (23:59:32): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:59:39): Chaotix are awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:42): Go Chaotix. elan_einlhander (23:59:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:59:48): BUT WHY ISN'T KNUCKLES IN THE CHAOTIX?! elan_einlhander (23:59:54): Beats me 1-2-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:05): In the comic books, they were HIS team. HE organized them. elan_einlhander (0:00:14): Couldn't tell yah elan_einlhander (0:00:45): Dude, ever since I came home all I've wanted to do is sleep, am so lethargic elan_einlhander (0:00:47): I don't like it elan_einlhander (0:00:50): Worries me vencabot_teppoo (0:01:18): Well, it probably won't last. You're probably still beating it. elan_einlhander (0:01:43): I don't get it, just want.... to sleep.... elan_einlhander (0:02:01): Would've slept all night except for that nagging half-dream thought of Victoriana waiting form e elan_einlhander (0:02:03): for me* vencabot_teppoo (0:02:29): That happened to me with Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:47): I would wake up from a perfect night's sleep and then get online. MANY sleepless nights thanks to that. elan_einlhander (0:03:11): Well, I slept PLENTY is the thing vencabot_teppoo (0:03:51): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:04:12): *would kill for a full, quiet day with Vic* elan_einlhander (0:04:19): Didn't hear that from me though vencabot_teppoo (0:04:34): Well, you'd be surprised how UNSATISFYING it would be. elan_einlhander (0:04:42): No I mean it's been so long vencabot_teppoo (0:04:50): ah. ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:07:43): I try so hard to NOT sound like a pussy, but then it pops right out -_- elan_einlhander (0:07:50): And whenever I do, Kiprin goes "AWWWWWWWWWWW" vencabot_teppoo (0:07:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:07:52): Hate that vencabot_teppoo (0:07:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:09:04): Solution to pussy Doug is to KILL ALL HUMANS elan_einlhander (0:09:10): *solution to everything* vencabot_teppoo (0:09:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:11:17): Stupid perfectionist outlaws whining about how their characters suck. elan_einlhander (0:11:34): Even though they can kill folks like me, at the same level, without losing half their health. elan_einlhander (0:11:42): *will never understand* vencabot_teppoo (0:11:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:49): Or will you? elan_einlhander (0:11:50): David, truly WE are the strongest. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:51): Dun nuh nuh. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:00): Truly. elan_einlhander (0:12:06): *swords clash* vencabot_teppoo (0:12:33): And by "we," you of COURSE mean Elan and... Vencabot. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:39): Oooooh. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:40): Cool song. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:41): Lol elan_einlhander (0:13:14): Of course elan_einlhander (0:13:27): With mine sword and your..... um..... yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:13:33): Flute. vencabot_teppoo (0:13:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:13:40): Made of solid..... elan_einlhander (0:13:42): ROCK elan_einlhander (0:13:44): Yeah, rock elan_einlhander (0:13:48): *nods quickly* elan_einlhander (0:30:21): Oh get hype, time for the Big O vencabot_teppoo (0:30:27): lol elan_einlhander (1:06:40): What're you up to? vencabot_teppoo (1:07:51): ...cell... phones... elan_einlhander (1:07:59): Still? elan_einlhander (1:08:00): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (1:08:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:01): Ed and Ein, rofl. elan_einlhander (1:10:11): An awesome pair elan_einlhander (1:11:41): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:11:44): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:11:52): Ein on shrooms elan_einlhander (1:14:41): Dude, dunno if you've seen this.... elan_einlhander (1:14:47): http://www.materiamagica.com/towne/message/view_thread.php?offset=15&msg_id=163404&msg_archive=0&board_id=4&parent_id=163404 elan_einlhander (1:14:53): Go down to Censored's vencabot_teppoo (1:15:57): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (1:15:58): ?! vencabot_teppoo (1:15:58): !? vencabot_teppoo (1:15:59): /! vencabot_teppoo (1:15:59): 1 vencabot_teppoo (1:15:59): AS vencabot_teppoo (1:16:00): SFA vencabot_teppoo (1:16:01): DFA vencabot_teppoo (1:16:02): SS vencabot_teppoo (1:16:03): AS vencabot_teppoo (1:16:03): F vencabot_teppoo (1:16:04): G vencabot_teppoo (1:16:05): D vencabot_teppoo (1:16:05): ASASD vencabot_teppoo (1:16:11): ... elan_einlhander (1:16:12): Yeah elan_einlhander (1:16:14): Go figure vencabot_teppoo (1:16:17): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:48): "Cow Woof-Woof." elan_einlhander (1:19:56): Lol elan_einlhander (1:22:47): Have you even MET Censored? vencabot_teppoo (1:22:53): Nope. Lol. elan_einlhander (1:22:56): Lol, awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:23:06): Wow. That's insane. vencabot_teppoo (1:23:16): Just left him another good message, lol. elan_einlhander (1:23:17): Indeed, not one of your followers, just some guy vencabot_teppoo (1:26:39): "And shitake on ice..." vencabot_teppoo (1:26:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:27:23): Hmmmm elan_einlhander (1:27:28): David, when shall we go to sleep tonight? vencabot_teppoo (1:27:35): Me, in thirty minutes. elan_einlhander (1:27:40): Aw elan_einlhander (1:27:42): C'mooooooooon elan_einlhander (1:28:46): Liquor or liqour? elan_einlhander (1:28:49): Or neither? vencabot_teppoo (1:28:56): No idea, lol. elan_einlhander (1:28:57): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:29:02): CELL PHONE. vencabot_teppoo (1:29:05): Ok, Doug... elan_einlhander (1:29:56): Fine, tell me vencabot_teppoo (1:30:24): ...Hypothetically... If you were going to buy a cell phone... elan_einlhander (1:30:41): *nods and listens* vencabot_teppoo (1:31:20): You would buy the one with THE MOST features, right? Whether you seeing yourself as using them all or not? Because, seriously... You're going to be paying forty bucks a MONTH to use it... no matter how good it is... so obviously, if it's a little more expensive when you buy it, you at least only have to pay that ONCE. elan_einlhander (1:31:35): I suppose vencabot_teppoo (1:33:10): I mean, you're going to have it with you ALL THE TIME... might as well get the best one. However much the extra features will cost INITIALLY will just be a drop in the bucket compared to what you'll be paying monthly, lol. elan_einlhander (1:34:02): How are these monthly fees caculated anyway? elan_einlhander (1:34:09): I mean I hear about plans and stuff elan_einlhander (1:34:19): *never thought we'd have this discussion* vencabot_teppoo (1:35:51): Lol. These fee's are calculated by the features you want per month, that take up air time. Actual hard-ware is not added into the monthly fee. elan_einlhander (1:36:08): So like text messaging and all that nonsense? elan_einlhander (1:36:20): What about the phone being "online"? elan_einlhander (1:36:33): Like Richard's is connected to AIM, which I thought was coo vencabot_teppoo (1:37:05): Yeah. Text messaging would be a monthly charge. You don't need to be "online" to use AIM, but if you want websites and stuff on it, you have to be "online" which is added to the monthly fee. elan_einlhander (1:37:15): I see elan_einlhander (1:37:20): I don't see much of a reason for that though elan_einlhander (1:37:24): I mean, I have a computer elan_einlhander (1:37:37): I would never NEED to surf the web on a phone vencabot_teppoo (1:38:07): Well, I'M signing up for it, because I might want to use dictionary.com on my cell phone or something. Who knows. When the need arises, I'd like to be able to say, "Boy, I am glad that my cell-phone is online." Lol elan_einlhander (1:38:28): Well, I would hate to pay who knows how much for a "what if" elan_einlhander (1:39:03): Because unlike you, I would be paying for EVERYTHING vencabot_teppoo (1:39:09): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:39:20): Which is ghey elan_einlhander (1:39:37): Explain how I pay for minutes elan_einlhander (1:39:47): Like by the month, or by how many minutes I use? vencabot_teppoo (1:40:49): Well, it depends on what plan you get. You would get what's best for you. You can pay for how many you use, or for a certain amount per month. elan_einlhander (1:41:02): What would you suggest? vencabot_teppoo (1:41:03): But, obviously, if you pay only for individual minutes, it will cost more, per minute. elan_einlhander (1:41:21): *now refers to you as Cellular Teppoo* vencabot_teppoo (1:41:32): Well, it depends on if you plan on calling people a little bit, or a lot. Plus, you get less benefits if you pay per minute. elan_einlhander (1:41:40): I see vencabot_teppoo (1:41:42): Basically, because they WANT you to sign a contract with them. elan_einlhander (1:41:51): How many minutes are included in the plan? vencabot_teppoo (1:42:41): Well, I've been studying up on T-Mobile. You can get as many as you find appropriate. Of course, you can't get some oddball number... But they go, like, 300, 400, 800, 1000. elan_einlhander (1:43:20): I see vencabot_teppoo (1:43:21): Lemme list some: elan_einlhander (1:43:32): I dont' know minutes well, not sure if 400 is alot or anything elan_einlhander (1:43:40): Like sixty is an hour..... vencabot_teppoo (1:44:01): http://www.t-mobile.com/plans/ vencabot_teppoo (1:46:19): I would go with the 30 dollar monthly plan... 5 hours a month of talking, NOT including weekends, where you can talk as much as you want. elan_einlhander (1:46:44): So weekends are just a free-for-all? vencabot_teppoo (1:46:58): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (1:47:02): For THAT plan. elan_einlhander (1:47:05): I see vencabot_teppoo (1:48:34): Lemme hook you up with what ~I~ think would be good for you... but first, what do you intend to use this cell phone for? elan_einlhander (1:49:17): Well it'll be my phone, so for calling, text junk like messengers, nothing too big elan_einlhander (1:49:28): I don't know what all is avaliable really vencabot_teppoo (1:50:21): Well, do you plan on making a lot of calls, or not? Who would you call? Why would you call? vencabot_teppoo (1:50:35): Keep in mind, you'd be getting free nation-wide long distance. elan_einlhander (1:50:43): I would call..... vencabot_teppoo (1:50:48): Meaning that calling me or calling someone in Florida would be exactly the same. elan_einlhander (1:51:18): Koree at times, I would make a few short calls, like checking on things or calling for rides from work. I MIGHT start calling Seraphin to chat. elan_einlhander (1:51:22): But that's about it really. vencabot_teppoo (1:52:55): Well, for five hours a month, you'd be paying thirty dollars... Keep in mind that a month is a long time, lol. Maybe you would go with the 10 hours a month, for forty dollars... Twice as much time, for ten more dollars... elan_einlhander (1:53:11): Hmmmm elan_einlhander (1:53:28): Prolly, but it will cost more than that won't it? Once I key more stuff in? elan_einlhander (1:53:36): Or is that including text whatchamacallit? vencabot_teppoo (1:53:57): Yeah. It will. Nope; This is just calls.But, first, we should see how much it would cost if you NO budget. Just to get an idea. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:07): So I'll put you in for ten hours of calls, lol. elan_einlhander (1:54:09): No budget? vencabot_teppoo (1:55:07): Firstly. I know you have a budget, but we should put it ALL on first, and then subtract stuff until you're happy. elan_einlhander (1:55:17): All right vencabot_teppoo (1:56:46): Alright. Now, the best phone out there right now is one that can act as a camcorder for short video clips. It'll cost 150 dollars... but can do everything you could ever want, and you only have to pay it once... or maybe you wouldn't want to pay that much, even for just once. elan_einlhander (1:57:04): Jesus elan_einlhander (1:57:19): Go on, even though I don't need camcorder bull fizzle vencabot_teppoo (1:58:31): Well, would you buy it, or would you not even spend that much? Because there are a lot of other phones... but actually, the next worst phone, which has everything minus the cam-corder, would be 100 dollars... elan_einlhander (1:58:50): Then I would want that instead elan_einlhander (1:58:59): Trust me I don't need a cam-corder that bad vencabot_teppoo (1:59:25): Or would you even want the camera? elan_einlhander (1:59:45): Not really vencabot_teppoo (1:59:56): Because there are phones that you could get, literally, for free if you don't want the camera. elan_einlhander (2:00:10): Doug don't need no camera. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:41): Alright then. Check this one out. I think it has everything you need. It's the highest tech phone that you can get for free: vencabot_teppoo (2:00:47): http://www.t-mobile.com/products/overview.asp?phoneid=195352&class=phone elan_einlhander (2:01:56): I don't even know how to read all this, lol vencabot_teppoo (2:02:09): Ok, lemme spell it out in English ~been doing this all day, lol~ elan_einlhander (2:02:45): I'm looking at the Samsung X105 right? vencabot_teppoo (2:02:48): Nice screen. Vibrant colors. Messenger capability (AOL, etc.). Online capability, if you ever change your mind and decide you want it. Good battery. No camera. ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (2:03:13): Basically, it's got a nice screen, can get online, can text message, and can make calls. That's all you want, right? elan_einlhander (2:03:24): When it says download wallpapers and what-not, does that mean the onlin jazz? elan_einlhander (2:03:28): online* vencabot_teppoo (2:04:03): I THINK so, but I can't say that I'm sure. I DON'T think that you need to be "online" to send text messages, so maybe those other things are also included without having to be online. elan_einlhander (2:04:20): Maybe I should just go online to be safe elan_einlhander (2:04:23): How much more is it? vencabot_teppoo (2:04:37): Not too much. I'll select this phone for you and we'll see. elan_einlhander (2:04:41): Kay vencabot_teppoo (2:04:46): This phone = free. elan_einlhander (2:04:53): How so? elan_einlhander (2:04:59): oh, duh elan_einlhander (2:05:12): It says free, yet I see 149.99 under it vencabot_teppoo (2:05:19): They want you to sign away your soul so bad, that they will GIVE you a phone. vencabot_teppoo (2:05:32): You pay 150 dollars, and then you sign a paper that comes with it, and you get 150 dollars back. elan_einlhander (2:05:37): I see...... elan_einlhander (2:05:40): Is that wise? elan_einlhander (2:05:45): I don't trust free, ever vencabot_teppoo (2:06:18): It's wise. We've worked with rebates before. elan_einlhander (2:06:31): All right, if you say so elan_einlhander (2:06:46): So what's the downside to this phone as opposed to the fancier ones? vencabot_teppoo (2:06:58): No camera. That's all. elan_einlhander (2:07:06): I see, get hyp elan_einlhander (2:07:09): hype* elan_einlhander (2:08:42): I just filled a page commemorating people, lol elan_einlhander (2:08:55): And it's only like seven people vencabot_teppoo (2:09:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:09:29): Five dollars per month for internet access. Sound good, or no? elan_einlhander (2:09:36): Sure vencabot_teppoo (2:10:48): For seven dollars, you can talk to other people that have cell-phones without it counting against your minutes. Is it worth it for seven dollars? elan_einlhander (2:11:03): Um, uh elan_einlhander (2:11:08): *head explodes* elan_einlhander (2:11:21): So say, I call Thomas up on his cell phone..... vencabot_teppoo (2:11:58): Or me on my cell phone. Or Koree on his cell phone. Or ME on my cell phone... but keep in mind that if WE'RE not signed up for that, it will count against OUR minutes... elan_einlhander (2:12:10): I see, forget that elan_einlhander (2:12:56): Not really worth seven bucks vencabot_teppoo (2:13:23): Alright. 3 bucks for 300 text messages. Seven bucks for 1000 text messages. elan_einlhander (2:13:29): Hmmm elan_einlhander (2:13:40): 300 text messages or 300 little letters? vencabot_teppoo (2:13:40): Keep in mind how often you would be away from your computer. vencabot_teppoo (2:14:04): 300 MESSAGES, including e-mail. I don't think that their length is limited... elan_einlhander (2:14:25): Hmmmm elan_einlhander (2:14:29): Can't decide vencabot_teppoo (2:14:39): We'll hook you up for 1000 and see how much it comes to. elan_einlhander (2:14:56): Right vencabot_teppoo (2:23:12): Ok. elan_einlhander (2:23:15): Ok? vencabot_teppoo (2:24:14): With the phone, internet access, 1000 text messages, and ten hours of calls per month... the monthly fee is 52 dollars, and the purchase fee is zero, since you'd only be purchasing the phone, which was free. elan_einlhander (2:24:28): I see elan_einlhander (2:24:46): Anything else I should be keying into this? vencabot_teppoo (2:25:07): Nooope. So, you can subtract from that if you want less minutes, less messages, or no internet access. elan_einlhander (2:25:16): I see elan_einlhander (2:25:37): I might just go with that, unless you have other suggestions vencabot_teppoo (2:26:15): No, really. If you can deal with that price, that is what I would suggest. Thing is, you should be very careful and think about it. You're signing away your soul for 6 months. elan_einlhander (2:26:25): I am? vencabot_teppoo (2:26:53): Yup. You can't just change your mind and stop paying. Once you say, "Yes." You say "Yes" for 6 months. elan_einlhander (2:27:12): What if I am suddenly unable to pay? I assume I'm charged a fine vencabot_teppoo (2:28:07): I don't think so. I think that you're indebted. You're charged a fine if you just DE-ACTIVATE within 6 months... but if you keep it activated but just don't pay, I think you just owe... elan_einlhander (2:28:33): Hm elan_einlhander (2:28:42): How much was your deal gonna cost a month? vencabot_teppoo (2:29:45): 70 bucks a month, after I lowered the minutes. vencabot_teppoo (2:30:07): This would be, with me, my mom, and John sharing 400 minutes. elan_einlhander (2:30:20): Sharing, pfft elan_einlhander (2:30:26): Whos' this service through? vencabot_teppoo (2:30:42): T-Mobile. elan_einlhander (2:32:04): It's funny elan_einlhander (2:32:17): When you talk about Cell phone plans like this, it makes you REALLY want a phone elan_einlhander (2:32:24): Until then, you could care less it seems vencabot_teppoo (2:32:25): I know, man. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:32:34): As soon as I started reading about them, I freaked out. vencabot_teppoo (2:32:37): And must have one. elan_einlhander (2:32:37): Yeah elan_einlhander (2:33:40): Doesn't seem like something I can picture.... elan_einlhander (2:33:54): *picturing David drawing a cell phone out of his shirt pocket* elan_einlhander (2:34:04): *then tries to picture self pulling cell phone out of coat* elan_einlhander (2:34:07): I can't see it vencabot_teppoo (2:34:08): Lol. I would, too... because I've been wanting a camera. vencabot_teppoo (2:34:55): Anyway, good night. elan_einlhander (2:35:00): All right, farewell vencabot_teppoo (2:35:07): I'm hittin' the sack. ~bounces away~ vencabot_teppoo (4:24:17): AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (4:24:24): Uh, heya elan_einlhander (4:24:28): Is it morning? elan_einlhander (4:24:31): *looks outside* vencabot_teppoo (4:24:37): I was just jolted out of bed by a vision. elan_einlhander (4:24:48): Oh my, well tell me I gues elan_einlhander (4:24:53): Assuming you can elan_einlhander (4:26:29): Anytime Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (4:27:16): Well, basically, I just thought of a reason for people to believe me and the insane things I say. I thought of a way to help people see what goes on inside of my head. I'm still refining it, though... elan_einlhander (4:27:31): Uh-huh elan_einlhander (4:28:21): And uh, that reason would be....? vencabot_teppoo (4:28:38): Well... in short... "What have you got to lose?" Lol. elan_einlhander (4:28:47): ..... elan_einlhander (4:28:52): I sure hope there's more vencabot_teppoo (4:29:00): There is. But, like I said, I'm working on it. elan_einlhander (4:29:08): Right elan_einlhander (4:29:16): And you woke up AND logged online for this elan_einlhander (4:29:17): ? vencabot_teppoo (4:29:26): And JUMPED out of bed and did push-ups. elan_einlhander (4:29:38): Just HAD to tell Doug obviously *sarcastic look* vencabot_teppoo (4:29:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (4:31:59): So uh, now what? elan_einlhander (4:32:01): Back to bed? vencabot_teppoo (4:32:26): As soon as I'm done taking notes, lol. elan_einlhander (4:38:21): Vencabot_teppoo has logged on. Oh god, he had a vision or somethin elan_einlhander (4:38:23): And sure enough vencabot_teppoo (4:38:26): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (4:49:57): Doug knows me too well. elan_einlhander (4:50:05): Sadly I do elan_einlhander (5:00:03): D-david elan_einlhander (5:00:10): Go back to bed, the vision is over vencabot_teppoo (5:00:23): It's true. I'm going to bed soon. elan_einlhander (5:00:28): Hm vencabot_teppoo (5:01:11): OR AM I?! dun nuh nuh elan_einlhander (5:01:18): Yeah you are elan_einlhander (5:01:25): So stop being so overly dramatic vencabot_teppoo (5:04:10): Sending Lacy a conversation that I had with Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (5:04:12): Wise? vencabot_teppoo (5:04:14): Maybe not. vencabot_teppoo (5:04:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:04:19): No, maybe not, lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:07:07): I'm mad as Heck. Mad meaning crazy. vencabot_teppoo (5:07:10): Crazy with DRIVE. elan_einlhander (5:07:18): Drive? vencabot_teppoo (5:07:22): DRIIIIIVE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (5:07:28): I could push a mountain right now. elan_einlhander (5:07:58): So push me elan_einlhander (5:08:00): Bitch vencabot_teppoo (5:08:15): And I'm so mad with that DRIIIVE that I half want to RE-ADD Ericka to my list, and give her a good talking-to. elan_einlhander (5:08:33): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (5:08:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:08:42): David considering it. vencabot_teppoo (5:08:48): David talking in the third person like Harry. vencabot_teppoo (5:08:58): David deciding to not do anything to brash, at this early in the morning. vencabot_teppoo (5:09:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:09:06): Lol elan_einlhander (5:23:19): All righty, off to bed vencabot_teppoo (5:23:25): Peace, man. elan_einlhander (5:23:35): God speed Hyper Cellular Visionary Teppoo elan_einlhander (16:39:17): The very degree of a hater that Ascent is is just appauling vencabot_teppoo (16:39:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:40:08): He did some stupid bullshit in the chat room elan_einlhander (16:41:14): Did you just wake up? vencabot_teppoo (16:41:40): Yup. elan_einlhander (16:41:50): Why did we sleep this long? vencabot_teppoo (16:42:36): And I'm gonna work out as soon as my food settles. Sleep this "long"? It was only about 9 hours. elan_einlhander (16:43:00): But look at it as until 4 in the afternoon vencabot_teppoo (16:43:24): Well, keep in mind that we stayed up until about 7 AM, lol. elan_einlhander (16:43:47): can't be doin that vencabot_teppoo (16:44:22): I'm gonna go to bed at 1:30 tonight, like I was going to do last night. vencabot_teppoo (16:44:36): But then I got caught up in all of that cell-phone business, lol. elan_einlhander (16:44:40): My bad, lol elan_einlhander (16:49:46): K-kill elan_einlhander (16:49:53): KILL KRILLIN vencabot_teppoo (16:49:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:50:01): KILL HIS BALD ASS elan_einlhander (16:50:06): TEAR OFF HIS SCALP vencabot_teppoo (16:51:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:51:39): It turns out elan_einlhander (16:51:48): Krillin IS a Dragon Ball elan_einlhander (16:51:53): Look at his head! It's got stars! vencabot_teppoo (16:52:02): So true. elan_einlhander (17:01:42): Pfffffft elan_einlhander (17:01:46): Quote elan_einlhander (17:02:32): "Not all saints don't PK" elan_einlhander (17:02:35): And elan_einlhander (17:02:41): "Well, not all outlaws PK either" elan_einlhander (17:02:45): .... elan_einlhander (17:02:49): Think about that vencabot_teppoo (17:03:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:03:32): Quote who? elan_einlhander (17:03:40): Katran on the second one vencabot_teppoo (17:04:01): Good times. elan_einlhander (17:04:06): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (17:04:15): Quote: vencabot_teppoo (17:04:19): "|< 3 NN'/ 15 4 J3R|<" elan_einlhander (17:04:30): Woah vencabot_teppoo (17:04:36): Me, to Kenny. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:04:40): Lol elan_einlhander (17:05:47): I met a radical Saint elan_einlhander (17:05:56): Said all outlaws should by lynched in public vencabot_teppoo (17:06:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:06:06): I was like "wow, lol" vencabot_teppoo (17:09:01): BOUNCING BOMB?! elan_einlhander (17:09:10): Wha vencabot_teppoo (17:10:04): Apparently, back in World War 1 and 2, our planes dropped bombs that were covered in a rubber shell that had remote controls, so they wouldn't blow up when they hit the ground, but would bounce until they were right where we wanted them, and then we detonated them. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:20): They showed some clips of us using them. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:10:23): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:10:53): Spherical bomb gets dropped... crushes a small wooden barrier, and then BOUNCES. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:59): I was like, "WHAT?!" elan_einlhander (17:11:42): My god elan_einlhander (17:11:44): I wanna see that vencabot_teppoo (17:13:45): That would suck to have THAT bouncing towards you. vencabot_teppoo (17:13:54): Quote, German: elan_einlhander (17:13:56): How would you stop it? vencabot_teppoo (17:13:57): O.O;; elan_einlhander (17:14:08): I mean seriously vencabot_teppoo (17:14:10): *boing* vencabot_teppoo (17:14:26): O..O Vencabot Teppoo: -_o Vencabot Teppoo: *fwump* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x Vencabot Teppoo: >_< Vencabot Teppoo: ("...K...kenny... tell... y-your mom... I'm sorry...") Vencabot Teppoo: *sputter* Vencabot Teppoo: *cough* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x vencabot_teppoo (22:49:11): David, again, spams Kenny for no reason. elan_einlhander (22:49:25): No reason at all vencabot_teppoo (22:52:58): This would make day three of Lacy-less...ness. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:53:23): Ouch elan_einlhander (22:53:30): We tho lonely vencabot_teppoo (22:53:35): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:53:42): And when we get lonely... vencabot_teppoo (22:53:44): People die. elan_einlhander (22:54:00): Yup elan_einlhander (22:54:02): Lots of em vencabot_teppoo (23:42:43): Good night, jizzle. elan_einlhander (23:42:48): Night 1-8-04 vencabot_teppoo (21:36:00): Hail, Einlhander... elan_einlhander (21:36:10): Hail, Teppoo... vencabot_teppoo (21:36:53): Dude, I wanna get two jobs over the Summer. I've got it all figured out. elan_einlhander (21:37:09): No you don't, shut up elan_einlhander (21:37:15): You'll have no time to live vencabot_teppoo (21:37:29): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:43): *middle finger* vencabot_teppoo (21:37:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:37:49): Trust me, I worked thirty hours a week with one job over the summer elan_einlhander (21:37:54): Would you seriously want two? vencabot_teppoo (21:38:32): I have nothing more that I'd want to do, save for maybe sleep, but I'd be getting eight hours, which is more than I'm used to. elan_einlhander (21:38:56): Whatever, I don't see how you can have a life that way, money isn't everything vencabot_teppoo (22:16:51): Well where were you today, anyway? elan_einlhander (22:17:24): Sleeping vencabot_teppoo (22:17:31): Fun. elan_einlhander (22:17:45): Indeed. elan_einlhander (22:18:01): Jesus, they're talking about Iraq and war on the Saint channel elan_einlhander (22:18:05): I am so sick of war debates elan_einlhander (22:18:12): "War is bad" "War is good" elan_einlhander (22:18:15): Fuck you, shut up vencabot_teppoo (22:18:25): "Do something about it, @#$%^." elan_einlhander (22:19:35): Glurin@#cg: Ok sorry dude, I didnt mean to piss you off. I am just stating my po int of veiw Skitari@#cg: Skitari says, 'Its wrong.' elan_einlhander (22:19:37): Sheebam vencabot_teppoo (22:19:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:21:09): Doug doesn't believe war is wrong elan_einlhander (22:21:15): As stated in psychology elan_einlhander (23:43:29): So elan_einlhander (23:43:30): Tired elan_einlhander (23:43:32): All the time vencabot_teppoo (23:43:35): Lol elan_einlhander (23:43:41): It's not funny, I'm serious elan_einlhander (23:43:46): Aftermath of pnuemonia vencabot_teppoo (23:44:01): That sucks. elan_einlhander (23:44:28): I am always tired, and have no energy or motivation vencabot_teppoo (23:45:07): Brb elan_einlhander (23:45:14): Right. 1-9-04 elan_einlhander (0:43:48): Fack you elan_einlhander (0:44:20): I think deep down I like watching Big O elan_einlhander (0:44:24): But only halfway watch vencabot_teppoo (0:44:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:33): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:46:24): Beck is awesome elan_einlhander (0:46:30): Because, look at him elan_einlhander (0:46:45): He's wearing a yellow suit vencabot_teppoo (0:47:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:47:47): The incarnation of death growls at you. The incarnation of death begins attacking you! elan_einlhander (0:47:49): .... elan_einlhander (0:47:54): I was walking down the road..... elan_einlhander (0:47:58): And Death jumped me vencabot_teppoo (0:48:32): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:50:28): Strategy number six for getting the money to pay the down-payment on your mortgage: vencabot_teppoo (0:50:38): 6. Get a gift. Aunt Edna always liked you best. Take advantage of that favored family status and ask her to make a present of your down payment. vencabot_teppoo (0:50:49): O.o elan_einlhander (0:51:00): Hm? vencabot_teppoo (0:51:36): That's a quote from this online text-book I'm reading on real-estate, heehee. Asking for a gift from your family is strategy number 6 for scrounging up money for the down-payment on a house. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:40): David could never do it. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:50): "Heeeey.... How would YOU like to give me 15k?" vencabot_teppoo (0:51:59): "How would YOOOU like to get outta my house?" vencabot_teppoo (0:52:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:54:34): "Not close to your family? Not a problem. The gift exclusion isn't limited to relatives. The monetary present can be from anyone, so track down a well-off friend now!" vencabot_teppoo (0:54:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:01:37): Boogie Woogie Fung Shwei elan_einlhander (1:01:43): Is on elan_einlhander (1:01:45): If you care vencabot_teppoo (1:01:52): OoooOOh. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:34): Yo, buzz me. elan_einlhander (1:04:44): Uh, okay vencabot_teppoo (1:04:51): Ok, thanks. elan_einlhander (1:04:54): Uh, yeah elan_einlhander (1:04:55): Welcome vencabot_teppoo (1:05:46): I'm thinking of leaving my internet on all night, incase Lacy comes on, with a message to buzz me as many times until I get up if she comes on. Was just wondering if it'd be loud enough to wake me up, and it probably will be. elan_einlhander (1:06:00): Um, no elan_einlhander (1:06:07): You're getting obsessive again elan_einlhander (1:06:09): Cut it out vencabot_teppoo (1:06:26): Dude, how is that even obsessive? This makes four days that I havent seen her, and I'm worried. elan_einlhander (1:06:41): And you're telling her to start buzzing you if she logs on elan_einlhander (1:06:54): Tell her to leave you a message elan_einlhander (1:07:00): Not wake you up, you need to sleep yo vencabot_teppoo (1:08:01): Yeah, that's true... and she wouldn't want me to lose sleep over her, anyway... but it's like, what if the message she leaves me with is, "Won't be around for who-knows how long." I'd like to be able to talk to her one last time. I think she mighta already gotten her internet taken away. elan_einlhander (1:08:43): Nothing I say will make you think otherwise, so whatever elan_einlhander (1:08:56): We're both stupid and panicky with women vencabot_teppoo (1:10:34): Yeah... maybe I just shouldn't panic... I mean... she is a pretty busy girl... but I'd think that she'd at least leave me an e-mail or something. I assume that she really just hasn't been on this whole time, at all, even during the wee hours of the morning. She came on yesterday with the title "awayness" and never said hello. I greeted her and said that I'd wait for her to come back from away, but like an hour later she just signed off. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:08): Well, maybe she's finally decided to get some sleep, like I told her she should, and like ~I~ should to not be a frickin' hypocrite, so I guess I'll go to bed. elan_einlhander (1:11:25): You do that elan_einlhander (1:11:32): And don't fret so much vencabot_teppoo (1:12:26): Meh. I'd feel a little bit better if I could call her. I never did ask her phone number. >_< I was so close, on the last day that I talked to her... but I was too shy. Darn it. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:03): I was reading her the information I got from the People Search, and she said that it must have been a different "L J Harton," because it wasn't her information... and I said, "So, (blahblahblah) isn't your phone number?" and she was like "nope." vencabot_teppoo (1:13:15): And I should have said, "Well, what is your phone number, if you don't mind me asking?" elan_einlhander (1:13:16): Aw vencabot_teppoo (1:13:24): And I thought about asking, but then I was like, "it's not important." vencabot_teppoo (1:13:31): And now I feel like a heel, lol. elan_einlhander (1:13:35): Yep vencabot_teppoo (1:13:43): Oh well. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:55): Pepperoni happens. elan_einlhander (1:14:05): That it does vencabot_teppoo (1:14:30): And God bless pepperoni for ever happening. elan_einlhander (1:14:36): Amen vencabot_teppoo (1:15:00): Anyway, I'm gonna get hygenic, and then hit the sack. Peace be shmizzle. elan_einlhander (1:15:24): Bye vencabot_teppoo (1:17:32): P.S.: If you like grapefruit-juice, you're a F46. elan_einlhander (1:17:47): Amen vencabot_teppoo (1:45:23): P.P.S.: Disposable cups rock. elan_einlhander (1:45:34): Yupper vencabot_teppoo (15:45:53): It takes a real man to eat a salad. elan_einlhander (15:46:00): Oh really? vencabot_teppoo (15:46:15): Oh yeah. elan_einlhander (15:47:06): *eats salads all the time* elan_einlhander (15:47:14): *loves salads actually* vencabot_teppoo (15:47:14): Lol. Manly man. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:28): Apparently, Sharon goes to an all girl's school, since she first started school. This I did not know. elan_einlhander (15:49:42): Who? elan_einlhander (15:49:48): Who the hell is Sharon? vencabot_teppoo (15:49:52): Oh, Lunabell. elan_einlhander (15:49:57): Ah elan_einlhander (15:50:01): Cool elan_einlhander (15:50:07): How old is she anyway? vencabot_teppoo (15:50:21): 14. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:22): ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (15:50:38): And she's adorable. elan_einlhander (15:50:48): Oh? elan_einlhander (15:50:54): Now you have my attention vencabot_teppoo (15:50:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:51:48): I'm going into New Kovlir vencabot_teppoo (15:52:17): What the Heck is that? elan_einlhander (15:52:34): The CPK city vencabot_teppoo (15:52:58): Ah. Oh yeah, now I remember. vencabot_teppoo (15:52:59): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (15:53:04): And by cool, I mean, cool. elan_einlhander (15:53:04): Cool? vencabot_teppoo (15:53:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:54:38): Man I'm scared vencabot_teppoo (15:54:56): Lol. Why? ELAN IS UNDEFEATABLE. elan_einlhander (15:55:04): You are using: a bright ball of light (new) (lit) a silver torque ring (new) Einlhander's Magic Amulet (new) the Glove of Lady Undya (new) Victoriana's Love and Protection the spellbook of the wizard of Focault (new) elan_einlhander (15:55:11): Minus the book vencabot_teppoo (15:55:47): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:57:51): Lookie at me in crazy CPK elan_einlhander (16:00:51): Whee, fighting without armour is FUN vencabot_teppoo (16:03:04): You are using: YoUr MoM'z YeLloW AzZ t33F A golden ring imprinted "V" A golden ring imprinted "T" Mr. T's Legacy A wide sombrero Dungarees Jr. They're wigs, right? A coat of fur VT's Sapphire Aura bLuE sPiKeS The Mighty Ax of the Halfling God VT's Pick of Bard Calling elan_einlhander (16:05:39): Ohhhhh, not a good time to lose connection vencabot_teppoo (16:06:29): Oops. elan_einlhander (16:14:15): well that was fun elan_einlhander (16:14:34): I now have a New Kovlir bank account, lol vencabot_teppoo (16:14:40): lol vencabot_teppoo (16:17:25): I remember, back in the day, when you needed to have gold on hand to buy anything at stores. elan_einlhander (16:18:12): Yeah, am real glad that changed vencabot_teppoo (16:18:52): I didn't even notice when it happened, lol. elan_einlhander (16:19:03): me neither, hehe vencabot_teppoo (16:19:18): It was like, "I bought that... but I swear I didn't have enough gold." vencabot_teppoo (16:19:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:33:52): "Tsuyoi" or "tsuyoii"? elan_einlhander (16:34:08): First one elan_einlhander (16:37:37): Awww, wittle Lunabell vencabot_teppoo (16:38:31): Heehee. elan_einlhander (16:43:40): *sigh* Third time to Atlantis today. elan_einlhander (16:46:27): What're you doin? vencabot_teppoo (16:46:58): Einiki. elan_einlhander (16:47:00): Ah elan_einlhander (16:47:23): Being home all day is surprisingly boring elan_einlhander (16:47:27): I mean, no one is online elan_einlhander (16:47:38): And I can only do so many quests before I go nuts vencabot_teppoo (16:47:42): lol elan_einlhander (16:47:53): Must admit though, it's good for practices elan_einlhander (16:47:57): Just tedious is all elan_einlhander (16:48:19): Start playing MM again :( vencabot_teppoo (16:49:04): Awww, lol. Little sad face turned on its side. elan_einlhander (16:49:26): Yup elan_einlhander (16:49:55): Purse decoy elan_einlhander (16:49:57): Wow elan_einlhander (16:50:03): Get hype Totally Spies. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:13): Doug loves this show. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:51): What was... the word... for "town" in Japanese, again? vencabot_teppoo (16:52:59): We learned it. elan_einlhander (16:53:07): Um elan_einlhander (16:53:11): Damn, I know this vencabot_teppoo (16:53:15): Yama = mountain, Umi = sea... it was in that unit. elan_einlhander (16:53:24): Yeah elan_einlhander (16:53:31): Machi elan_einlhander (16:53:33): Bam vencabot_teppoo (16:53:36): Shazam. elan_einlhander (16:53:40): Sheezaaam elan_einlhander (16:54:45): Nothing says "I love you" like skimpy lingerie elan_einlhander (16:54:50): Doug has proven this now vencabot_teppoo (16:54:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:55:25): It would either be "Woah, I can't believe you gave me something like this" or "Awww, that's so sweet, I love it!" elan_einlhander (16:55:31): And the second was the winner elan_einlhander (16:55:33): So I win elan_einlhander (16:55:37): And you lsoe elan_einlhander (16:55:39): lose8 elan_einlhander (16:55:41): gr vencabot_teppoo (16:56:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:58:26): Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude elan_einlhander (16:58:28): *shoots you* elan_einlhander (16:58:29): There vencabot_teppoo (16:59:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:20): Kuruma de machi ni dekakemashita. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:26): I went out to town by car. elan_einlhander (16:59:32): I like vencabot_teppoo (17:11:31): I made up my own symbol for "machi" just now, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:49): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:11:54): Wow elan_einlhander (17:11:56): Nice vencabot_teppoo (17:12:16): It's a "ma." vencabot_teppoo (17:12:18): It's a "chi." vencabot_teppoo (17:12:22): And... apparently, a "Ru." vencabot_teppoo (17:12:23): Lol elan_einlhander (17:12:37): Yup vencabot_teppoo (17:12:48): Oh, I get why I put the loop on, now. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:13:03): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:13:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:13:10): What was I thinking. vencabot_teppoo (17:37:22): Awww! GOT A BABY PIC OF SHARON! vencabot_teppoo (17:37:25): SHE'S SO CUUUUTE! elan_einlhander (17:37:35): Send me! elan_einlhander (17:37:39): *glares* elan_einlhander (17:37:45): Wait a sec elan_einlhander (17:37:50): Oh yeah, nvm vencabot_teppoo (17:45:35): LOOK AT HER. elan_einlhander (17:46:26): AWWWWWWW elan_einlhander (17:46:29): LOOK AT HER elan_einlhander (17:46:33): *pinches her cheeks* vencabot_teppoo (17:46:48): Lol. She wants to know if you'd be interested in a three-way conversation. elan_einlhander (17:46:59): If she wants to, sure elan_einlhander (18:04:29): *whap vencabot_teppoo (18:04:36): ? elan_einlhander (18:04:45): *shrug* elan_einlhander (18:30:59): VEGETA SHAVING elan_einlhander (18:31:05): Quick, turn on the TV vencabot_teppoo (18:31:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:31:13): NOW elan_einlhander (18:32:18): Pfft vencabot_teppoo (18:32:18): lol elan_einlhander (18:32:39): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:32:51): MOOSTASH elan_einlhander (18:38:05): Goten has a nasty hair cut vencabot_teppoo (19:16:11): Rowdy Rough Boys are awesome. elan_einlhander (19:16:22): Sur they are elan_einlhander (19:17:53): AWW vencabot_teppoo (19:18:00): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:18:05): Look at her eye. vencabot_teppoo (19:18:42): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:56): rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:26:14): WOW vencabot_teppoo (19:26:20): DID YOU JUST SEE THE COMMERCIAL? elan_einlhander (19:26:29): No vencabot_teppoo (19:46:18): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:26:05): "Simple and Clean" could not have been written by human beings. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:06): Learning English as a second language would suck... A lot. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:12): Consider, if you will, the phrase: "How about you?" vencabot_teppoo (21:26:21): Look at those three words, and think about how they're used, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:20): If Jack Skellington came to Doug's door and said, "Hey, wanna come live with me in Holloween Town?" Doug would say, "Lemme find my pants." elan_einlhander (21:34:29): I would too vencabot_teppoo (21:34:43): You would, because you really wouldn't be wearing pants. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:09): Vencabot Teppoo: KENNY!!! GET DOWN!!! Vencabot Teppoo: *bombs going off* [KABOOOOM!!!] Vencabot Teppoo: *gunshots* [TATATATATATATATATATAT] Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny!!! Are you ok?! CAN YOU HEAR M- Vencabot Teppoo: [TATATATATATATA] *suk thuk suk thruk* Vencabot Teppoo: o.o Vencabot Teppoo: >.O Vencabot Teppoo: -_o Vencabot Teppoo: *fwump* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x Vencabot Teppoo: >_< Vencabot Teppoo: ("...K...kenny... tell... y-your mom... I'm sorry...") Vencabot Teppoo: *sputter* Vencabot Teppoo: *cough* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x elan_einlhander (21:47:21): You showed me that vencabot_teppoo (21:47:26): I did? Awww. elan_einlhander (21:47:30): Yeah 1-10-04 elan_einlhander (1:07:26): DAVID elan_einlhander (1:08:15): DABBITO KUN elan_einlhander (1:10:00): HERNANDEZ elan_einlhander (1:13:32): Wtf vencabot_teppoo (1:57:10): Oh m,y gosh... elan_einlhander (2:00:16): Way to not answer me vencabot_teppoo (2:00:26): I fell asleep. elan_einlhander (2:00:35): Congratulations elan_einlhander (2:00:39): Guess I shoulda buzzed vencabot_teppoo (2:00:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:01:20): *drinks pickle juice* Loser elan_einlhander (2:04:09): *eats a popsicle* So, going to bed then? vencabot_teppoo (2:04:17): I guess so. elan_einlhander (2:04:41): All right elan_einlhander (2:04:42): Night elan_einlhander (2:07:33): Any word from Lacy? vencabot_teppoo (2:07:38): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (2:07:44): All is well, I guess. elan_einlhander (2:07:53): Get hype Doug was right not to panic last night vencabot_teppoo (2:07:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:08:42): I may soon regret this but elan_einlhander (2:08:52): I gave Seraphin my address vencabot_teppoo (2:08:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:09:10): She wanted to send me letters when she's traveling to Alaska elan_einlhander (2:09:15): So I caved in finally elan_einlhander (2:09:21): After many sexual favors *nod self* vencabot_teppoo (2:09:39): Anyway, peace... elan_einlhander (2:09:44): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (2:22:00): Leave it to drunken dad to come into my room, turn on the ceiling fan, and brag about how he bought a pair of headphones for "more than most radios cost." elan_einlhander (2:22:10): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (2:28:10): Man, Simon and Garfunkle is hard-core. elan_einlhander (2:28:17): O_O elan_einlhander (2:28:23): That name alone is hard core vencabot_teppoo (2:28:24): They're the equivalent of hard-core rappers. vencabot_teppoo (2:28:29): But... vencabot_teppoo (2:28:31): ...They don't rap. vencabot_teppoo (2:28:35): Instead, they sing. vencabot_teppoo (2:28:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:28:42): *drinks pickle juice* I see vencabot_teppoo (2:28:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:28:56): It's all that's keeping me awake vencabot_teppoo (2:29:17): Download "Bookends" by Simon and Garfunkle... except that a lot of their songs, like that one, sound like lullabyes, lol. elan_einlhander (2:29:35): I'll do that elan_einlhander (2:29:38): *never does* vencabot_teppoo (2:30:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:30:22): "Dern compulsive typing." vencabot_teppoo (2:31:13): They play and sing, like, medieval music. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:16): It's so cool. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:24): With lutes... and... harps. vencabot_teppoo (2:31:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:34:08): I should forge some new birth certificates elan_einlhander (2:34:12): So I'll be 18 vencabot_teppoo (2:34:16): Lol. Wow. elan_einlhander (2:34:19): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (2:34:28): Oh my gosh. elan_einlhander (2:34:28): I mean, it would just be easier for me vencabot_teppoo (2:34:35): Get hype. Basoon. vencabot_teppoo (2:34:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:34:38): What? vencabot_teppoo (2:34:45): Never mind. But for real, you should. elan_einlhander (2:35:30): Vacuun invoke is so pimpy elan_einlhander (2:35:35): I run until my stamina is out vencabot_teppoo (2:35:44): lol elan_einlhander (2:35:46): Then I start invoking vacuum until 'm outta SP elan_einlhander (2:36:00): And by then some of my stamina has regenerated back elan_einlhander (2:36:02): So I run again vencabot_teppoo (2:38:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:39:33): ~wearing his crazy 50 dollar headphones that his dad baught him~ elan_einlhander (2:39:40): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:40:59): Vacant Gaze- says: toast would be good.. light, but filling. [Sha~la~la...] (Getting Hygenic) says: Toast? Heehee. This is a man's house! Just me and my dad and my brother... We don't have silly things like "bread." ^_^ elan_einlhander (2:41:19): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:41:43): So very true. vencabot_teppoo (2:41:49): Men dont go and buy bread. elan_einlhander (2:41:58): Well, I dunno vencabot_teppoo (2:41:59): We have no purpose for bread. elan_einlhander (2:42:01): I like sandwhiches vencabot_teppoo (2:42:03): Too lazy to make a sandwhich. vencabot_teppoo (2:42:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:42:22): Dude, me and dad and John decided today, after school, that Mexicans are the master race of the world. elan_einlhander (2:42:37): ..... elan_einlhander (2:42:39): Explain vencabot_teppoo (2:43:06): Well, basically, we decided that since Mexicans can live in the smog-ridden city of Mexico City, where there is no REAL air left, AND drink Mexican water... vencabot_teppoo (2:43:10): They have super powers. elan_einlhander (2:43:26): Must vencabot_teppoo (2:44:16): John was like, "And they have ciesta, which they really need, because if they were working non-stop in that city, they would die from the smog." And dad was like, "Well, don't forget what REALLY keeps them alive. Their Mexican super-genes." vencabot_teppoo (2:44:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:45:16): Mexicans are, quote dad, "The Master Race of Super Beings." vencabot_teppoo (2:45:44): And we decided that, when Hitler saw the image of the Aryan in his head, his mind's image screen was inverted, lol. elan_einlhander (2:46:16): ROfl vencabot_teppoo (2:47:14): And we went out and ordered drive-through, and Dad pretended to barely be able to speak English. vencabot_teppoo (2:47:20): It was awesome. vencabot_teppoo (2:47:42): He had a mock thick-Mexican accent and was like, "I... waaan... TREE CHICKEN TREEPS." vencabot_teppoo (2:47:43): Rofl. elan_einlhander (2:47:59): Rofl elan_einlhander (2:54:39): Quote Doug and his mom elan_einlhander (2:55:03): Mom- "I got into a fight at the bar last night and our team was thrown off the league" elan_einlhander (2:55:15): Doug- ",,,,, BAHAHAHAHAHA, WAY TO BE A TEENAGER!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (2:55:24): Rofl. elan_einlhander (2:55:31): I don't help matters, as you can see elan_einlhander (2:55:38): I don't sympathize things like that vencabot_teppoo (2:55:43): For real. vencabot_teppoo (2:55:51): It's like, "What do you want me to do?" elan_einlhander (2:55:51): She was looking for pity elan_einlhander (2:55:57): Fuck that, you were immature vencabot_teppoo (2:56:00): For real. vencabot_teppoo (2:57:19): I think I'm gonna watch Weird Al videos, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:57:21): O.o vencabot_teppoo (3:00:23): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/nihongonoshukudaieinki2.jpg vencabot_teppoo (3:00:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:01:05): David = Giant monster 'ravaging' Tokyo. vencabot_teppoo (3:01:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:01:11): Dide elan_einlhander (3:01:13): Dude8 vencabot_teppoo (3:01:14): Tokyo = city of cardboard boxes. elan_einlhander (3:01:25): You have way too much time on your hands vencabot_teppoo (3:02:00): Obviously. elan_einlhander (3:05:39): Know what's awesome? elan_einlhander (3:07:55): *sigh* elan_einlhander (3:07:59): "What's awesoms Doug?" elan_einlhander (3:08:08): Newbies, newbies is awesome vencabot_teppoo (3:09:19): How'z newbies awesome? elan_einlhander (3:09:44): They're so pure and innocent vencabot_teppoo (3:11:50): 5% of them. Lol. elan_einlhander (3:12:02): No no no, all of them elan_einlhander (3:12:08): They are completely moldable elan_einlhander (3:13:16): They wil actually band together to help one another elan_einlhander (3:13:19): it's crazy vencabot_teppoo (3:14:10): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (3:14:27): Amish Paradise is the best song ever. elan_einlhander (3:14:45): Sure it is elan_einlhander (3:15:41): fpasgh elan_einlhander (3:15:42): asipgjsgjawe\ elan_einlhander (3:15:43): a elan_einlhander (3:15:44): sja'pjjk elan_einlhander (3:15:47): Ah elan_einlhander (3:15:50): I feel better vencabot_teppoo (3:17:17): "A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him, and I TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK! I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, 'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's BURNIN' IN HELL!" elan_einlhander (3:17:34): @_# elan_einlhander (3:17:38): MY EYE elan_einlhander (3:17:40): AHHHHHH vencabot_teppoo (3:17:44): Rofl. elan_einlhander (3:18:09): Woah, Koree logged on elan_einlhander (3:18:11): So late vencabot_teppoo (3:18:26): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (3:38:08): Do you have a DVD player over there? elan_einlhander (3:38:22): Fucking Yahoo vencabot_teppoo (3:38:41): ? elan_einlhander (3:38:47): It laggged again elan_einlhander (3:38:51): Where my messages don't come up vencabot_teppoo (3:39:00): Aw. elan_einlhander (3:39:03): All of them just popped up at once elan_einlhander (3:39:22): Either way, I'm going to bed vencabot_teppoo (3:39:26): Peace. elan_einlhander (3:39:29): And yeah, I have a DVD Player elan_einlhander (16:26:05): Meh vencabot_teppoo (16:26:21): ? elan_einlhander (16:26:46): Maw vencabot_teppoo (16:28:04): ~nods in total agreement~ elan_einlhander (16:28:14): ~nods emphatically* elan_einlhander (16:29:17): God, my brothers elan_einlhander (16:29:25): I can't even believe the maturity level vencabot_teppoo (16:29:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:29:39): No, it's not funny anymore, it's just depressing elan_einlhander (16:30:27): Like, they fight so bad, over anything and everything elan_einlhander (16:30:52): *sigh* I hate living here vencabot_teppoo (16:31:24): Well, with your income, I bet you could find an apartment... Well, actually, you'd need a little more income, but not much m- vencabot_teppoo (16:31:30): Yes, you would need a much bigger income, lol. elan_einlhander (16:31:39): Yeah I would vencabot_teppoo (16:31:44): What do you make per hour? elan_einlhander (16:31:46): And you can't simply move out elan_einlhander (16:31:50): I don't know elan_einlhander (16:31:52): 5.75 i THINK elan_einlhander (16:31:57): oops, caps lock vencabot_teppoo (16:32:51): Well then, you'd probably be able to get your own apartment with a job of $7 or so, working just as much as you do now. And you're right... You can't just move out until you're 18, unless your parents say that its ok. elan_einlhander (16:33:04): No, not even then elan_einlhander (16:33:07): It's not that simple elan_einlhander (16:33:15): Think about costs of living, sorting all of it out vencabot_teppoo (16:33:29): Well, don't you make, like, 300 a month? elan_einlhander (16:33:39): No elan_einlhander (16:33:43): More like 250 elan_einlhander (16:33:45): Which is pitiful vencabot_teppoo (16:33:46): Ah. elan_einlhander (16:34:08): Unless I were to get an apartment with someone else, it's pretty much impossivle elan_einlhander (16:34:14): impossible* vencabot_teppoo (16:34:25): And you don't want an apartment anyway. You want a house. elan_einlhander (16:34:40): No I don't elan_einlhander (16:34:50): I don't want a house 'till Im done with college elan_einlhander (16:35:06): 'cuz college costs a fortune vencabot_teppoo (16:35:30): Well, apartments and stuff are death-traps, man... Ah, but that IS true. College ~does~ cost a fortune... Hmmm... elan_einlhander (16:35:55): An appartment is the only logical option until college is done elan_einlhander (16:35:56): Unless vencabot_teppoo (16:36:07): Well, dorm. elan_einlhander (16:36:14): I get payed an obnoxious amount of money for a job, like 13 bucks an hour elan_einlhander (16:36:19): Or someone buys me a house vencabot_teppoo (16:36:59): I doubt that anyone will buy you a house by 18. But, if you stay at home until 18, your mom will probably set you up with a dorm. vencabot_teppoo (16:37:05): Which you can use until college is over. elan_einlhander (16:37:12): *shrug* elan_einlhander (16:37:24): My mom doesn't do things for me anymore, so I'm not counting on that vencabot_teppoo (16:37:36): Well, is she even gonna pay for you to go to school? elan_einlhander (16:38:00): I don't know elan_einlhander (16:38:05): I know she can't afford it elan_einlhander (16:38:11): Especially not for all three of us elan_einlhander (16:38:26): So I figure she can pay for Dan to go to school, he has a better future than I do elan_einlhander (16:38:32): And I'll figure something out vencabot_teppoo (16:39:05): Well, if you're going to pay for yourself to go to school, I would suggest just buying a house. I mean, you'll have debts up the wazoo anyway, and the house will help you pay for the debts faster than an apartment or dorm. elan_einlhander (16:39:29): I don't have the money vencabot_teppoo (16:39:46): That vencabot_teppoo (16:39:49): s why you take out loans. elan_einlhander (16:39:54): Fuck loans elan_einlhander (16:40:05): I don't want to be in debt forever like everyone tells me elan_einlhander (16:40:25): K tells me he has 29,000 dollars in student loans to still pay off elan_einlhander (16:40:31): I don't want to be like that vencabot_teppoo (16:42:38): Well, I mean, no one pays for college straight-cash. It's impossible, lol. Taking out loans is the ONLY way to NOT be in debt forever, if that makes any sense. You take out a student loan and a mortgage for a house. You pay off the student loan for twenty years or so, and you pay for the mortgage for a couple of years and then sell the house for higher than you bought it for, so you make profit. Then, you pay off the next mortgage quicker because you have a college education; Say, in ten or fifteen years. Yes, that is a HUGE amount of time, but if you look at the ALTERNATIVE, the only other thing you can do is RENT. Rent is like eternal debt. You never get done paying it. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:01): So, if you DON'T want to be in debt FOREVER, you need to take out loans. That's the best way to avoid debt... Just use your credit wisely, unlike other people. elan_einlhander (16:43:07): I'm not fetting into real estate elan_einlhander (16:43:17): getting* elan_einlhander (16:43:30): So stop talking about buying and selling houses vencabot_teppoo (16:43:52): It's not a profession, man. It's a life-skill, but whatever. Just trying to help. elan_einlhander (16:44:22): I don't want to so that, I would perfer to get a home and nestle into it, not constantly move vencabot_teppoo (16:45:42): Well, that'd be just as easy, but it'd make you be in debt for longer. I just mapped out what I think would be the best way to avoid debt; Make it last the shortest. By selling a house you already have for profit and then moving into another one, it makes your debts a lot less. But, if you wanna just move into a house, you'd still be in debt shorter than if you just rented for the rest of your life. elan_einlhander (16:46:15): Assuming you can sell the house elan_einlhander (16:46:19): Assuming someone wants it vencabot_teppoo (16:46:47): Someone wants it, it's just a matter of how long you're willing to wait. Just put a "for sale" sign up front while you live in it, lol. elan_einlhander (16:47:04): Right vencabot_teppoo (16:47:59): If ~you~ wanted it, there is someone else in the world that wants it, and as time goes on, house ~always~ become worth more. No matter what, if you buy a house, you can sell it for more later if it tickles your fancy. Houses are an investment that WILL pay for themselves eventually. elan_einlhander (16:48:15): I know houses appreciate in value elan_einlhander (16:48:23): As opposed to trailers vencabot_teppoo (16:48:25): Which is why my mom regrets buying a trailer. elan_einlhander (16:48:29): Yeah elan_einlhander (16:48:33): The depriciate elan_einlhander (16:48:46): they* elan_einlhander (16:49:57): Stop typing so much elan_einlhander (16:50:02): I hate scrolling up vencabot_teppoo (16:50:07): She hates herself for that decision, lol. Which is why, like I said, it's no use wasting money living in an apartment or whatever for even two years, because that's money that, if you're smart, WILL be going into a house ANYWAY sometime or another. The only problem would be if you just absolutely could NOT afford the payments. But, if you're willing to search hard enough (and this IS the rest of your life we're talking about), you can find a nice house that WILL go up in value, for like 350 a month. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:35): I dunno why I'm even telling you this, lol. Not like you asked. If you halfway care, look it up. I'm gonna go get hygenic. elan_einlhander (16:51:32): Right vencabot_teppoo (17:19:49): P.S.: Elazul VS Ruben elan_einlhander (17:19:57): ? vencabot_teppoo (17:21:00): PS: Just think about it. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:21:10): Right vencabot_teppoo (17:26:04): PS: Elazul knows Blasting Zone vencabot_teppoo (17:53:35): I swear, you can make up your own plot for Legend of Mana, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:44): If you talk to yourself while playing Legend of Mana. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:47): You can write a book. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:54:05): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (17:54:14): Because your character has no past. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:18): You can use any weapon. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:20): Any skills. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:25): You can name your own equipment. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:03:11): What to do, what to do vencabot_teppoo (18:03:29): ? elan_einlhander (18:03:39): Just pondering what to do in MM vencabot_teppoo (18:05:07): Well, I'm downloading a free spyware-deleter. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:07): Seems pretty cool. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:07): The guy who made it seems like a G, lol. elan_einlhander (18:05:25): What's infidelity mean? vencabot_teppoo (18:06:04): Infidelity means dishonesty, or something like it. vencabot_teppoo (18:08:59): Sharon = adorable. elan_einlhander (18:23:50): Awww, Lunabell called me Lord vencabot_teppoo (18:23:56): Heehee. elan_einlhander (18:24:03): Soooo cute vencabot_teppoo (18:31:08): The male character in secret of mana is infinitely superior. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:21): Hood has pwnage over horns. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:31:29): Fack you vencabot_teppoo (18:31:36): 60 |-|00D!! elan_einlhander (18:31:44): Oh wait, SECRET of Man elan_einlhander (18:31:47): Mana* vencabot_teppoo (18:31:51): Legend of Mana, I mean. elan_einlhander (18:32:02): Oh, fack you then vencabot_teppoo (18:32:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:37:46): Lol, now I see the light, Lunabell is cute beyone cute vencabot_teppoo (18:37:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:37:56): You were right all along vencabot_teppoo (19:03:24): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:03:28): www.yourmom.com is awesome. elan_einlhander (19:46:41): 01-10-2004 06:06 pm PK Solus (an Outlaw) [Level 52:232] was slain by Elan (a Saint) [Level 39:159]in player-to-player (NPK) combat. elan_einlhander (19:46:44): *cough* vencabot_teppoo (19:48:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:48:17): Wow. elan_einlhander (19:48:20): Yeah. elan_einlhander (19:48:22): My bad./ elan_einlhander (21:13:27): Noooooooo vencabot_teppoo (21:13:30): Awesme elan_einlhander (21:13:34): I 'm missing Teen Titans! vencabot_teppoo (21:13:40): Lol. I'm not. elan_einlhander (21:13:41): And it's new! elan_einlhander (21:13:42): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (21:13:44): And it's awesome. elan_einlhander (21:13:46): I just tuned it elan_einlhander (21:13:47): in* vencabot_teppoo (21:13:49): Awww. elan_einlhander (21:13:53): Fill me in vencabot_teppoo (21:14:12): Ok. Starfire was all worked up because it was a holiday on her world, to celebrate friendship. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:31): But the Teen Titans were fighting, and she was afraid that they wouldn't stay friends if they kept getting into arguments. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:49): Then they said that EVERYONE got into arguments at one time or another, and that it wouldn't change their friendship. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:16): Then, they had to catch a time-travelling bad-guy from the future who stole that clock. They fought him and then he tried to escape to the future, but Starfire jumped into the portal with him vencabot_teppoo (21:15:35): Then, as they flew through time, she grabbed his time-travelling device so they stopped short, only 20 years into the future. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:15): And when she found the Titan Tower, only Cyborg lived there, and he couldn't leave because his battery was no longer mobile, since his power cells ran out. He said that the Teen Titans were no longer friends, and so they had beend efeated. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:22): And the world sucks because of it. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:45): And so she went to try and find her friends, and she foud Beast Boy at a freak show, and he was scared to leave because he had been beaten too many times. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:04): Raven went insane, and thinks she's a schizo, so she won't fight. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:12): And that's when you tuned it. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:14): In* elan_einlhander (21:17:22): So is that Robin? elan_einlhander (21:17:25): Or other Robin? elan_einlhander (21:18:04): Woah elan_einlhander (21:18:04): Old vencabot_teppoo (21:18:16): It's older Robin. elan_einlhander (21:18:32): I see elan_einlhander (21:18:39): So where's younger Robin? vencabot_teppoo (21:18:49): In the past, man. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:52): She's in the future. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:55): Nightwing = Robin. elan_einlhander (21:19:02): Wait, back the fuck up elan_einlhander (21:19:08): Nightwing and Robin are not the same person elan_einlhander (21:19:11): At least not THAT Robin vencabot_teppoo (21:19:12): Yes they are, lol. elan_einlhander (21:19:16): No they aren't elan_einlhander (21:19:26): Little pussy Robin is different from old Robin vencabot_teppoo (21:20:07): But I don't think that he's little pussy Robin. I think he's older Robin, but as a kid, in Teen Titans. elan_einlhander (21:20:24): ... elan_einlhander (21:20:31): We're gonna talk about this in person elan_einlhander (21:21:41): Beast Boy is a fat old man vencabot_teppoo (21:21:51): Robin is short. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:20): "You know what would be a good episode of Pokemon?" vencabot_teppoo (21:29:24): "What, John?" vencabot_teppoo (21:29:36): "If Ash caught EVERY SINGLE Pokemon... vencabot_teppoo (21:29:39): ...in one episode." vencabot_teppoo (21:29:47): ~both crack up~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:15): "HELLO!!! PIKACHU, DYING!" elan_einlhander (21:32:24): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:32:55): "Yes, Ash did catch this Pokemon. Yes, I am Ash's Pokedex, and yes, this IS Ash." vencabot_teppoo (21:33:02): John's impression of Dexter, lol. elan_einlhander (21:33:06): It's true vencabot_teppoo (21:33:47): Why are NONE of their voices, the same. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:53): Remove comma, lol. elan_einlhander (21:34:02): *shrug* elan_einlhander (21:34:18): brb vencabot_teppoo (21:35:32): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:35:36): John is cracking me up. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:05): "Everything will be ok, sweetie. You can go have a seat now, Ash." vencabot_teppoo (21:36:16): "But, you see, I'm kinda burned too..." vencabot_teppoo (21:36:20): "Doesn't-matter." vencabot_teppoo (21:36:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:42:47): Back elan_einlhander (21:46:12): Shut up Joy, we're bad guys vencabot_teppoo (21:46:18): lol vencabot_teppoo (21:47:29): "Ash, here's your Pikachu... He's gonna need to stay for the night, but we DID attach a light-bulb to its head." vencabot_teppoo (21:47:40): "Why do I still sea the burns? Couldn't you have at least CLEANED IT?" vencabot_teppoo (21:47:57): "I mean, I may not be named 'Joy,' and I may NOT be a Nurse..." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:01): "...or a Chancey..." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:12): "...but I DO think that I know a thing or two about how to avoid infection." vencabot_teppoo (21:48:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:50:12): "So many Pikachu... Which one is which? Thank GOD FOR THAT LIGHTBULB!" vencabot_teppoo (21:50:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:51:50): It's JUST a forest elan_einlhander (21:51:56): There are bug Pokemon elan_einlhander (21:51:57): That's all elan_einlhander (21:52:52): I have all the MMX7 music, yet i have never played the game vencabot_teppoo (21:53:23): Lol. 1-11-04 vencabot_teppoo (1:52:05): Yay! It's raining trees! elan_einlhander (1:52:28): .... elan_einlhander (3:10:17): Dude, go to bed vencabot_teppoo (3:12:41): ... vencabot_teppoo (3:12:43): -_o elan_einlhander (3:12:51): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (3:12:57): O stone, be not so... vencabot_teppoo (3:13:17): os ton eb ,enots O elan_einlhander (3:13:25): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (3:13:43): Rats live on no evil star... vencabot_teppoo (3:13:51): ...rats live on no evil staR elan_einlhander (3:14:09): *drinks pickle juice* vencabot_teppoo (3:14:44): Nurse, I spy gypsies... Run. vencabot_teppoo (3:15:05): .Nur ...seispyg yps I ,esruN vencabot_teppoo (3:15:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:15:09): ~loves those~ vencabot_teppoo (3:17:05): It would be wicked fresh, my nizzo... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:09): ...if Lacy came on... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:10): ...right... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:12): NOW! elan_einlhander (3:17:13): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (3:17:13): ~waits~ vencabot_teppoo (3:17:17): ...or... NOW! vencabot_teppoo (3:17:21): ~_~ elan_einlhander (3:17:24): Vic never logged on either elan_einlhander (3:17:25): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (3:17:29): That sucks, man. elan_einlhander (3:17:31): Yeah elan_einlhander (3:17:35): Am used to it though elan_einlhander (3:17:40): Which is even sadder vencabot_teppoo (3:17:46): Thats what I was about to say, lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:17:52): Just like I was used to Ericka always being late. elan_einlhander (3:17:58): Yeah elan_einlhander (3:18:05): *gets back to hiding feelings* vencabot_teppoo (3:18:10): I was like, "Which is sadder... the fact that she's always late, or the fact that I'm used to it by now?" vencabot_teppoo (3:18:25): But anyway, I'm learning how to program... vencabot_teppoo (3:18:31): ...from an 8th grader... elan_einlhander (3:18:35): Program what? vencabot_teppoo (3:18:50): Well, a program to be run on a computer. vencabot_teppoo (3:18:59): That I can transfer to a calculator. vencabot_teppoo (3:19:23): I can already make a program that brings up a DOS window on a computer and says "Your Mom." vencabot_teppoo (3:19:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:19:30): ~is creative~ elan_einlhander (3:19:35): Rofl elan_einlhander (3:20:00): Lol, it's funny elan_einlhander (3:20:03): These old cartoons elan_einlhander (3:20:16): The husband finding out that his wife is pregnant elan_einlhander (3:20:29): And he's freaking thrilled and falls in love with her all over again vencabot_teppoo (3:20:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:20:37): Thinking of me in that position vencabot_teppoo (3:20:38): Welcome to the 60s. elan_einlhander (3:20:50): "No, no no no, SON OF A BITCH NO!" vencabot_teppoo (3:20:55): Welcome to the year 2004: vencabot_teppoo (3:21:06): "Well... we only make (blah de blah) per year..." elan_einlhander (3:21:14): "It ain't MY kid" vencabot_teppoo (3:21:16): "...Maybe an abortion would be more affordable." vencabot_teppoo (3:21:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:21:22): That too elan_einlhander (3:21:26): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:21:32): Man, the world blows. elan_einlhander (3:21:38): It does vencabot_teppoo (3:21:42): World blows = David smash vencabot_teppoo (3:22:02): Meanwhile, cement dries on my face. vencabot_teppoo (3:22:12): I can no longer open my mouth. elan_einlhander (3:22:33): Oh well elan_einlhander (3:22:38): Yo still ugly vencabot_teppoo (3:22:44): Slow motion blink: vencabot_teppoo (3:22:49): 0_0 elan_einlhander (3:22:49): *completely irrelivant* vencabot_teppoo (3:22:51): o_o vencabot_teppoo (3:22:53): -_- vencabot_teppoo (3:22:55): >_< vencabot_teppoo (3:22:57): -_- vencabot_teppoo (3:22:58): o_o vencabot_teppoo (3:23:00): 0_0 elan_einlhander (3:23:01): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (3:23:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:23:46): Or, David blink, as he does right now, at 3:30 am... vencabot_teppoo (3:23:52): o_- vencabot_teppoo (3:23:55): v_v vencabot_teppoo (3:23:58): (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) vencabot_teppoo (3:24:01): v_v vencabot_teppoo (3:24:02): >_< vencabot_teppoo (3:24:04): -_o vencabot_teppoo (3:24:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:24:22): Then Doug punches you in the kidneys for no reason vencabot_teppoo (3:24:33): x_# vencabot_teppoo (3:24:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:24:39): ~loves emoticons~ elan_einlhander (3:24:48): Man's greatest invention vencabot_teppoo (3:25:05): May a moody baby doom a yam? vencabot_teppoo (3:25:17): ?may a mood ybab ydoom a yaM vencabot_teppoo (3:26:02): Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo. elan_einlhander (3:26:09): Okay stop it vencabot_teppoo (3:26:13): .ooz yratinas a ni tar yzoO vencabot_teppoo (3:26:14): Ok, lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:26:36): I'm going to go chizzle my fizzle. Brb. elan_einlhander (3:26:46): Okay vencabot_teppoo (3:26:59): fizzle = face and chizzle=...chizel. vencabot_teppoo (3:27:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:59:01): Hail be to Elan. elan_einlhander (14:59:14): Greetings Lord Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (15:00:02): I should be around later, man. It's gonna be a busy day,. elan_einlhander (15:00:22): Kay elan_einlhander (16:04:04): Hm, I got CPKed vencabot_teppoo (16:07:44): Well, that's heavy suxx0rz. elan_einlhander (16:07:50): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (16:08:09): I'd even qualify that has heavvy suxxors. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:46): Well, gonna go shovel the driveway. Sorry to hear that you got CPKed, man. elan_einlhander (16:08:56): No biggie vencabot_teppoo (16:09:02): Full gur? elan_einlhander (16:09:09): Nah vencabot_teppoo (16:09:18): That's good. ~poof~ vencabot_teppoo (17:03:35): I would like to WELCOME YOU TO THE SHOW, MUTHA @#$%^# elan_einlhander (17:03:49): p_p vencabot_teppoo (17:03:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:04:24): Soup elan_einlhander (17:04:26): -_- vencabot_teppoo (17:04:32): Chicken Lo Mein. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:32): Mmmm. elan_einlhander (17:04:35): No elan_einlhander (17:04:41): Vegetable Beef -_- elan_einlhander (17:04:49): Miss Lunabell left me ;_; vencabot_teppoo (17:04:53): Rofl. Watching History Channel? Awww. elan_einlhander (17:06:04): What channel? vencabot_teppoo (17:06:11): YES' elan_einlhander (17:06:19): ... elan_einlhander (17:06:24): I asked what channel elan_einlhander (17:06:29): Yes isn't the answer to that elan_einlhander (17:07:03): Ah, I got disconnected elan_einlhander (17:07:07): So what channel is it? vencabot_teppoo (17:07:14): YES' vencabot_teppoo (17:07:14): YES' vencabot_teppoo (17:07:19): 63 OR 4 elan_einlhander (17:07:35): Why do you keep saying yes? vencabot_teppoo (17:08:02): You were DCed, man. I said it all at once. Three times, because he just chopped a water-melon apart with a two-handed scottish claymoure. elan_einlhander (17:08:13): AWWWWW vencabot_teppoo (17:08:49): He was like, "And the claymoure mine is NOT named after the guy who made it, but rather after an ancient, two-handed scottish sword." And I was like, "YES!" vencabot_teppoo (17:08:57): And then he was like, "Here's one right here." And I was like YEEES!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:09:10): And then he was like, "Now I'll show you what it can do!" *chop slash smash* vencabot_teppoo (17:09:19): And I was like, "YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! *spluuurt*" vencabot_teppoo (17:09:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:24): Aw mayne vencabot_teppoo (17:10:11): Puritans... vencabot_teppoo (17:10:14): ~shudder~ elan_einlhander (17:10:18): meh vencabot_teppoo (17:10:43): Dude, the ultimate villain in an anime should be a guy wearing all black, called "Purtian X" or "X Puritan." vencabot_teppoo (17:10:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:45): Scary. elan_einlhander (17:11:09): Who the hell is that guy? vencabot_teppoo (17:11:20): My hero. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:21): lol elan_einlhander (17:11:34): I see elan_einlhander (17:11:50): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:11:59): i love this show. elan_einlhander (17:13:21): SEAhawk elan_einlhander (17:17:06): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:17:07): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:13): I love this show. elan_einlhander (17:17:19): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (17:20:08): Barbians. vencabot_teppoo (17:20:10): Get hype. elan_einlhander (17:20:13): Through FIRE Justice is SERVED vencabot_teppoo (17:20:26): Mmmmm. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:09): Rofl elan_einlhander (17:22:44): Oops vencabot_teppoo (17:23:58): Holy smokes. vencabot_teppoo (17:24:28): Lol. Judgement. elan_einlhander (17:24:33): Hehe elan_einlhander (17:24:37): Prime Judgement elan_einlhander (17:25:04): This is the branch of the army that is awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:25:20): David loves missiles. vencabot_teppoo (17:25:25): In every war game. vencabot_teppoo (17:25:26): Ever. vencabot_teppoo (17:25:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:25:30): It's true too elan_einlhander (17:25:43): And what does Doug love? elan_einlhander (17:25:51): Besides sweet ass of course vencabot_teppoo (17:26:02): What, Doug? Infantry? vencabot_teppoo (17:26:05): Many, many infantry? vencabot_teppoo (17:26:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:26:12): Yes elan_einlhander (17:26:16): Swarm vencabot_teppoo (17:26:27): Doug is Zerg. elan_einlhander (17:26:31): Value of life is no question vencabot_teppoo (17:26:36): David is Terran. vencabot_teppoo (17:26:46): Koree is Protoss. vencabot_teppoo (17:26:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:26:51): *has no idea what you're talking about* vencabot_teppoo (17:27:26): Starcraft. Zerg make twice as many units, twice as fast, and win by using their incredibly fast infantry to swarm, and don't care about life because their so cheap. elan_einlhander (17:27:34): Ah elan_einlhander (17:27:38): Lol, awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:27:43): Terran are the humans, and have the most projectiles and defensive weapons. elan_einlhander (17:27:48): I swear Advance Wars is awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:27:55): Protoss are giant aliens that take awhile to build up, but are incredibly strong. elan_einlhander (17:28:07): Yup, that's Koree vencabot_teppoo (17:28:17): lol elan_einlhander (17:28:47): LUNABELL IS BACK elan_einlhander (17:28:49): YAY!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:28:54): That's what I was just about to say, lol. elan_einlhander (17:28:57): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:29:07): Even with the "Yay," lol. elan_einlhander (17:29:14): We're awesome elan_einlhander (17:29:18): Even though we're total pussies vencabot_teppoo (17:29:29): We may be pussies... but at least we're... vencabot_teppoo (17:29:33): Not a banana baton. elan_einlhander (17:29:39): Shaved pussies elan_einlhander (17:29:44): *awkward silence* vencabot_teppoo (17:30:03): Get MSN, man. Lol. It is the TRENDIEST messenger, I swear. vencabot_teppoo (17:30:05): It looks the best. elan_einlhander (17:30:11): Hmmmm elan_einlhander (17:30:15): Where do I get it? vencabot_teppoo (17:30:19): www.msn.com elan_einlhander (17:30:23): Oh, duh vencabot_teppoo (17:30:25): Well, lemme get you the exact link. vencabot_teppoo (17:30:30): Because its kinda hard to find on there. elan_einlhander (17:30:31): All right vencabot_teppoo (17:31:35): http://messenger.msn.com/ vencabot_teppoo (17:39:58): Sharon just called me a dirty lil' kid, lol. elan_einlhander (17:40:22): She hasn't sent me a message ;_; vencabot_teppoo (17:40:31): Lol. What a jerk... vencabot_teppoo (17:40:32): ... vencabot_teppoo (17:40:34): ...you are. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:47:56): It has been done vencabot_teppoo (17:48:08): ? elan_einlhander (17:48:14): Messenger vencabot_teppoo (17:48:18): Ah. elan_einlhander (17:55:20): I talk to Lunabell like she's my best friend elan_einlhander (17:55:25): When in fact I barely know her vencabot_teppoo (17:55:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:10): Are you still watching Mail Call? Lol. elan_einlhander (18:18:21): I thought it was over vencabot_teppoo (18:18:25): Aw. elan_einlhander (18:18:28): Oops elan_einlhander (18:18:30): I am now vencabot_teppoo (18:29:09): Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:29:10): Awesome elan_einlhander (18:29:11): ... elan_einlhander (18:29:13): Jerk elan_einlhander (18:29:23): Get hype McGuyver vencabot_teppoo (18:29:28): Aw, I wanted to see him do it. elan_einlhander (18:29:38): Me too elan_einlhander (18:29:41): Maybe he still will vencabot_teppoo (18:29:49): Must be a marathon, lol. elan_einlhander (18:29:49): Oh elan_einlhander (18:29:52): Over, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:30:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:35:56): Get hype. elan_einlhander (18:36:05): Mm, grilled cheese vencabot_teppoo (18:37:23): HOORAH vencabot_teppoo (18:38:13): WHAT THE?! vencabot_teppoo (18:38:14): ?! vencabot_teppoo (18:38:15): ? elan_einlhander (18:38:22): O_O vencabot_teppoo (18:38:26): SAHHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (18:38:32): IH MY GOSH elan_einlhander (18:38:43): ajgs'|gjao''a vencabot_teppoo (18:38:52): ?! vencabot_teppoo (18:38:56): I WANT vencabot_teppoo (18:38:58): NOW vencabot_teppoo (18:39:52): Hover... Platform. elan_einlhander (18:40:00): That was vencabot_teppoo (18:40:03): Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:40:04): Oh man vencabot_teppoo (18:40:26): I didn't believe that something like that existed, lol. Did you see how old that footage was? vencabot_teppoo (18:40:39): Apparently, we've HAD hovering platforms and are over it already, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:43): The novelty value wore off. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:48): "Hey, that's cool... scrap it." vencabot_teppoo (18:40:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:41:29): Man, that's crazy elan_einlhander (18:41:35): We need to revive that idea vencabot_teppoo (18:42:05): For real. vencabot_teppoo (18:42:15): But how is that even possible, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:42:22): It must use up a bunch of fuel. elan_einlhander (18:42:28): yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:43:00): I mean, it apparently spits out enough air to actually keep the weight of the thing AFLOAT. elan_einlhander (18:43:08): So yeha elan_einlhander (18:43:09): yeah* vencabot_teppoo (18:43:53): "Short range" nuclear war-heads? vencabot_teppoo (18:43:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:44:03): *shru* elan_einlhander (18:44:06): shrug* vencabot_teppoo (18:44:21): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:44:26): Mushroom cloud. elan_einlhander (18:46:04): Lalita to Elan elan_einlhander (18:46:07): "It's just a game" elan_einlhander (18:46:15): "It- what????" vencabot_teppoo (18:46:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:46:27): You CAN'T say that to Doug vencabot_teppoo (18:46:28): Yeah right. elan_einlhander (18:51:02): Owur and Owyr vencabot_teppoo (18:51:20): What? Lol. elan_einlhander (18:51:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:56:37): WOAH vencabot_teppoo (18:56:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:56:45): God damn I want to wield a machine gun vencabot_teppoo (18:57:00): Heehee. elan_einlhander (19:39:09): Look up the word "infathomable" vencabot_teppoo (19:39:53): Isn't it "unfathomable"? vencabot_teppoo (19:40:00): Unfathomable, infathomable. elan_einlhander (19:40:03): Did it come up? vencabot_teppoo (19:40:15): Lemme check. vencabot_teppoo (19:40:30): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:40:35): Aw vencabot_teppoo (19:40:38): Came up with a suggestion for "unfathomable." elan_einlhander (19:40:42): Okay then elan_einlhander (19:40:45): then I DID make it up vencabot_teppoo (19:40:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:43:30): Are you watching Mail Call? Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:43:36): Yes elan_einlhander (19:43:41): So colourful vencabot_teppoo (19:43:52): Toxic waste pouring out of tankers. vencabot_teppoo (19:43:54): So... vencabot_teppoo (19:44:00): They pound in wooden corks with mallots. vencabot_teppoo (19:44:02): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:44:06): Lol elan_einlhander (19:44:40): Wow vencabot_teppoo (19:46:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:46:20): Black people. vencabot_teppoo (19:53:16): Helicopter with eyes. elan_einlhander (19:53:27): Hehe. elan_einlhander (21:11:04): Quote this commercial elan_einlhander (21:11:11): "It won't cost you a cent unless you win" vencabot_teppoo (21:13:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:55:32): Bolwyn dreams 'i usually hand out in sigil, not rune' elan_einlhander (21:55:36): BOLWYN elan_einlhander (21:55:41): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:47): Wow. elan_einlhander (21:55:56): That's freakin awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:56:01): It is. elan_einlhander (22:00:33): Candy Ass is the best term ever vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): Heehee. elan_einlhander (22:01:41): WHY?? vencabot_teppoo (22:08:30): He is a very big man. elan_einlhander (22:08:35): He is elan_einlhander (22:38:03): Woah, electric gun elan_einlhander (22:38:10): You seeing this? vencabot_teppoo (22:39:03): What channel? elan_einlhander (22:39:10): Hiistory vencabot_teppoo (22:39:25): Lol. Have you been watching that the whole time? elan_einlhander (22:39:48): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:39:54): Lightning Rifle vencabot_teppoo (22:39:56): Lol. You missed Teen Titans, again. elan_einlhander (22:40:00): WHA? elan_einlhander (22:40:03): SONOVABITCH vencabot_teppoo (22:40:11): I assumed that you were watching it. elan_einlhander (22:54:22): Dude, this is awesome elan_einlhander (22:54:37): "Bombarding your opponent with a salvo of intense sound" vencabot_teppoo (22:54:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:54:44): A sound beam vencabot_teppoo (22:54:49): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:50): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:54:53): Seriosuly elan_einlhander (22:54:55): Seriously* elan_einlhander (22:54:58): Sonic Bullets vencabot_teppoo (22:55:02): So awesome. elan_einlhander (22:55:15): a non-lethal accoustic weapon elan_einlhander (22:55:34): It's focused sound!~ elan_einlhander (22:55:37): AWESOME elan_einlhander (22:55:50): Dude, you could listen to something, and someone next to you couldn't hear it elan_einlhander (22:55:57): Just because it's AIMED at you vencabot_teppoo (22:56:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:03:26): K-kill elan_einlhander (23:03:29): With SOUND vencabot_teppoo (23:03:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:14:31): Blitzkreig, better known as "bum-rush" vencabot_teppoo (23:15:04): Heehee. elan_einlhander (23:17:32): Jesus, Mach 6.7 vencabot_teppoo (23:18:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:02): Do you have any idea how fast that is? vencabot_teppoo (23:19:12): No idea, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:24): I'm not sure that I wanna know, since Mach 3 is, like, the speed of sound, isn't it? elan_einlhander (23:19:26): Mach one is the speed of sound elan_einlhander (23:19:40): Mach 2 is two times the speed of sound elan_einlhander (23:19:46): Mach 3 is three times elan_einlhander (23:19:47): And so one elan_einlhander (23:19:48): on* vencabot_teppoo (23:22:47): Lol. 1-12-04 elan_einlhander (1:07:34): Wow, you still up? vencabot_teppoo (1:07:56): Yup... Just got done helping Alex with his homework. Watching music videos with dad while chatting with Lacy, now. elan_einlhander (1:08:06): I see elan_einlhander (1:20:11): Dude, the battle between Andy and Spike is freaking awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:20:17): Lol. It is, too. vencabot_teppoo (1:20:23): I've only seen that episode once. elan_einlhander (1:20:31): It's on now, you should be watching it elan_einlhander (1:20:35): Best animation ever elan_einlhander (1:22:38): Gooo Jiromaru! vencabot_teppoo (1:22:47): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (1:47:38): Midnight... on the water... vencabot_teppoo (1:47:45): I saw... the ocean's daughter... elan_einlhander (1:47:49): -_ elan_einlhander (1:47:50): -_- vencabot_teppoo (1:47:53): Walking on a wave she came... vencabot_teppoo (1:47:57): Staring as she called my name... vencabot_teppoo (1:47:59): ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (1:48:02): ~shuts up~ elan_einlhander (1:48:09): ~nods sagely~ vencabot_teppoo (1:51:47): Well? elan_einlhander (1:52:01): seemed okay, was a little hard to hear though elan_einlhander (1:56:20): Lol elan_einlhander (1:56:22): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (1:56:23): Lol elan_einlhander (2:00:15): *swaying head* vencabot_teppoo (2:00:18): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (2:00:46): Lol. The phone is part of the song vencabot_teppoo (2:02:15): Hands free suxxors, lol. elan_einlhander (2:02:25): Yeah elan_einlhander (2:02:26): Oh welol vencabot_teppoo (2:04:50): Our telephone liiiine... vencabot_teppoo (2:04:54): Gimme some time... vencabot_teppoo (2:04:59): I'm livin' in twiiiiiiiilight. vencabot_teppoo (2:05:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:05:16): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:06:45): It is time for Weird al. elan_einlhander (2:07:02): Oo vencabot_teppoo (2:10:45): Amish Paradise... Yes. vencabot_teppoo (2:14:13): Lol. I love that song. elan_einlhander (2:14:18): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (2:17:46): I'm gonna play Bedrock Anthem next, lol. elan_einlhander (2:21:13): Raise the Roof Bedrock vencabot_teppoo (2:22:58): Heehee. elan_einlhander (2:26:05): If you ever end up planning to go to Arizona for something, tell me vencabot_teppoo (2:29:36): Ok, lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:29:37): Why? elan_einlhander (2:29:49): Lalita lives there, and we've decided to visit vencabot_teppoo (2:29:57): Lol. How pleasant. elan_einlhander (2:30:03): Yes elan_einlhander (2:30:35): Wow elan_einlhander (2:30:41): Lalita doesn't have a middle name vencabot_teppoo (2:30:49): A lot of people don't. elan_einlhander (2:30:53): I never knew this elan_einlhander (2:31:03): I mean, I know some people have MORE than one elan_einlhander (2:31:05): But NONE? elan_einlhander (2:31:08): Kwazy vencabot_teppoo (2:31:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:32:52): PFFT vencabot_teppoo (2:33:19): ? elan_einlhander (2:33:38): Space Ghost elan_einlhander (2:38:40): Why aren't we in bed? Jesus H. Christ vencabot_teppoo (2:38:45): Lol. H? elan_einlhander (2:38:54): Yeah, you didn't know? elan_einlhander (2:38:59): Jesus's middle name is H vencabot_teppoo (2:39:14): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:39:18): Lacy's middle name is "J." vencabot_teppoo (2:39:39): It doesn't stand for anything. vencabot_teppoo (2:39:44): Her middle name IS "J." vencabot_teppoo (2:39:47): Not Jay. vencabot_teppoo (2:39:49): Just J. vencabot_teppoo (2:39:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (2:39:55): That's how Jesus is vencabot_teppoo (2:39:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:48:29): I think I'm gonna hit the sack, man. Peace. elan_einlhander (2:48:43): All right, pishizzle elan_einlhander (19:54:55): Hey vencabot_teppoo (19:55:05): Yeah? elan_einlhander (19:55:27): Good to see you too elan_einlhander (21:47:35): What's up your ass anyway? vencabot_teppoo (21:47:58): Nuthin. elan_einlhander (21:48:04): *peer* vencabot_teppoo (21:48:16): Just finished working on my calculator program. elan_einlhander (21:48:22): I see elan_einlhander (22:50:32): Dude elan_einlhander (22:50:45): I don't deserve Victoriana..... elan_einlhander (22:50:48): Victoriana gives you an iron toy wizard. elan_einlhander (22:50:51): -_- vencabot_teppoo (22:51:16): yay vencabot_teppoo (22:51:22): slee[omh elan_einlhander (22:52:00): [220:220 NPC ] [A wizard in a bl] [1375/1375hp] [1425/1425sp] [2982/2992st] elan_einlhander (22:52:04): Wow, he's level 220 elan_einlhander (22:53:10): omfg, I love my litte wizard buddy elan_einlhander (22:53:16): He can wear items elan_einlhander (22:53:21): Like, weapons and junk elan_einlhander (22:53:27): I throw down a spear and he picked it up elan_einlhander (22:53:31): Told him to equip it elan_einlhander (22:53:34): And by god he did 1-14-04 vencabot_teppoo (18:22:07): David works. David works. David drinks juice. David works. David works. David eats chicken in the snow. David gets driven home. David eats a carrot. elan_einlhander (18:22:35): Right vencabot_teppoo (18:45:56): harryturney: ~used the word contemplating Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: ~contemplating guarantees A~ vencabot_teppoo (18:46:02): Doug, get a Japanese girlfriend. elan_einlhander (18:46:07): I'll do that vencabot_teppoo (18:46:17): http://www.gakubun.co.jp/JPA/index.html vencabot_teppoo (18:48:58): John being blashphemous. vencabot_teppoo (18:49:08): "Dude, Cloud is NOT more bad-assed than Squall." vencabot_teppoo (18:49:27): "All he does is trip-out for half of the game." vencabot_teppoo (18:49:41): "JOHN. He is stabbed and then throws Sephiroth BY THE SWORD, which is STILL in his guts." vencabot_teppoo (18:49:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:49:55): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:50:07): That is one bad-ass moment. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:16): That proves that Cloud is still the king. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:24): I remember when I first saw that cinematic." elan_einlhander (18:50:28): Hehe elan_einlhander (18:50:33): I was like " NO HE DIDN'T" vencabot_teppoo (18:50:36): "Nooo! CLOUD! ...W-wait... OH MY @#$%IN' @#$%" vencabot_teppoo (18:50:53): LOOKATHIMROOOOOCK!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (18:51:04): Yup elan_einlhander (19:22:17): Shizzam elan_einlhander (19:22:21): *jamming to Sonic music* vencabot_teppoo (19:38:02): Sensei is off her rocker. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:03): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:38:22): Lol elan_einlhander (19:38:57): Aw speaking of which, I should work on that vencabot_teppoo (21:08:06): harryturney: famous internet pick up lines harryturney: Joker45756: yeah my typing is kinda crappy but i make up for it in other areas like my ability to move the mouse elan_einlhander (21:09:37): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:15:52): Dude elan_einlhander (21:15:54): Behind you! elan_einlhander (21:16:36): WAY TO HESITATE vencabot_teppoo (21:16:40): ~slow motion...~ elan_einlhander (21:16:42): *blood splatters* elan_einlhander (21:16:48): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (21:16:51): *...ba-dump...* ( ) *...ba-dump...* (o ) *...ba-dump...* (.o ) *ba-dump* (O.o) *badump* (O.O) *BLAM* {x.<} *fwump* {_ _} elan_einlhander (21:17:10): God, he was so young too elan_einlhander (21:17:16): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (21:17:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:20:37): Tomorow Dan and Dave won't have Windows elan_einlhander (21:20:41): *snickers* vencabot_teppoo (21:20:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:51): Jerks. elan_einlhander (21:36:52): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (21:37:10): Lunabell has adopted me as her older brother vencabot_teppoo (21:37:51): cool, lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:03): Lol elan_einlhander (21:38:06): I get cuddling rights vencabot_teppoo (21:38:11): heehee elan_einlhander (21:38:16): Muha vencabot_teppoo (21:44:19): I WANNA GO FOR A WALK vencabot_teppoo (21:44:21): AHHHH elan_einlhander (21:44:35): SO LET'S GO vencabot_teppoo (21:44:49): I can't. I promised Ericka that I wouldn't rock around after dark, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:53): Which is insane. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:58): Because for some insane reason. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:03): I really, really, really wanna go for a walk. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:09): Rock = walk. elan_einlhander (21:45:12): Ericka? vencabot_teppoo (21:45:14): Especially in VT's case, lol. elan_einlhander (21:45:15): Wiat, back up elan_einlhander (21:45:18): Wait* elan_einlhander (21:45:30): Why would you care if Ericka told you? vencabot_teppoo (21:45:32): Yup, Ericka. Back when we were still together. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:45): Well, because David doesn't break promises if he can help it. elan_einlhander (21:45:55): I see, good man vencabot_teppoo (21:46:37): Just imagining the "rain" kanji in my head made me want to walk outside after dark for some insane reason. elan_einlhander (21:46:52): Lol elan_einlhander (21:46:55): I belive it elan_einlhander (21:46:57): believe* vencabot_teppoo (21:47:46): Vencabot_Teppoo: I WANNA GO FOR A WALK harryturney: lol i go for walks in my basment elan_einlhander (21:48:16): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:02): ~thinks you should change your MSN name from "Einlhander's Holy Wrath" to "Einlhander's Righteous Fury"~ elan_einlhander (21:52:14): *sigh* Fine vencabot_teppoo (21:52:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:49): Kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze vencabot_teppoo (21:52:53): KESHI vencabot_teppoo (21:52:53): GOMU vencabot_teppoo (21:52:54): Kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze kaze vencabot_teppoo (21:52:59): KESHI vencabot_teppoo (21:53:01): GOMU vencabot_teppoo (21:53:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:08): ~David's remix of the badger song~ vencabot_teppoo (21:58:45): I just realized that the order of the Japanese "rain" onomatopoeas isn't that hard to remember if you use a process of elimination, lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:29): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:00:09): Because "zaazaa" is obviously heavy ran. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:12): Ran=rain. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:40): And between "potsu potsu" and "shito shito," the former is obviously "the beginning of rain drops." vencabot_teppoo (22:00:54): Which leaves the latter to be "sprinkling rain." elan_einlhander (22:01:08): Yah vencabot_teppoo (22:06:44): harryturney: i wanna go for a walk too harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: If you lived around here, we could go for a walk, and it'd be awesome. Vencabot_Teppoo: It'd be quazi-homosexual, but awesome none-the-less. harryturney: hahahahahahha harryturney: i am crapping my parents harryturney: u actually lol Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: it wouldnt b e a walk harryturney: itde be an adventure on path Vencabot_Teppoo: What? Lol. harryturney: gtg man Vencabot_Teppoo: Peace. harryturney: heterosexual name for walk is a journey harryturney: like how jesus did elan_einlhander (22:07:11): Go Jesus vencabot_teppoo (22:14:17): ~hates having flashbacks, lol~ elan_einlhander (22:14:32): *flashback sequence* vencabot_teppoo (22:15:14): I constantly have flashbacks of back when I was with Ericka, and I almost crap my pants. I'm sure you have the same thing with Lynette (rofl). elan_einlhander (22:15:25): Yeah I do elan_einlhander (22:15:30): -_- elan_einlhander (22:15:40): And it's Lynnette fyi. elan_einlhander (22:15:49): Two n's and two t's vencabot_teppoo (22:16:01): Lol. I see. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:16): But it's hilarious because I'll be ANYWHERE, and suddenly I'll have a flashback of a computer screen and a window pops up outta nowhere that says "jackdanielsincrystalglasses has sent you a message" and then I snap out of it and feel terrible, lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:29): Me too elan_einlhander (22:17:32): Well, sorta vencabot_teppoo (22:17:51): Minus the computer screen and IM window, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:05): Plus Doug sees LynNetTe in the hallway every day at school. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:17): There's a girl at school that looks and acts just like Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:28): And I wanna STRANGLE her every time I see her, lol. elan_einlhander (22:18:37): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:39:50): I-I'm on page 12 out of 16... vencabot_teppoo (22:39:58): ~16~, Doug. elan_einlhander (22:40:13): oo vencabot_teppoo (22:40:35): Why 16? What was she thinking? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:40:45): I have no idea vencabot_teppoo (22:40:48): I can hardly move my pinky because it hurts from writing. elan_einlhander (22:40:54): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:41:18): I guess tomorrow I'm gonna write two eniki. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:55): And then finish this. vencabot_teppoo (22:42:39): Right after I get the packet and pencil out of my backpack, and say, with an anime accent, "NOW WE FINISH THIS!" elan_einlhander (22:42:48): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:44:51): Me so sleepy... sleeping time is now... vencabot_teppoo (22:44:56): Well... technically... vencabot_teppoo (22:45:03): face-washing for thirty minutes time is now... vencabot_teppoo (22:45:08): Sleeping time is right after that, lol. elan_einlhander (22:45:10): No vencabot_teppoo (22:45:15): So TIME TO GET HYGENIC. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:06): Would you do me a favor? elan_einlhander (23:21:12): Surely vencabot_teppoo (23:21:23): Ok. First of all, kill AIM and all the people at AOL. elan_einlhander (23:21:34): Uh, I'm on it elan_einlhander (23:21:59): May I ask why? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:09): Because AIM is retarded. elan_einlhander (23:22:51): Okie doke vencabot_teppoo (23:23:10): Next: Could you add ghost_of_the_robot_angel@hotmail.com to your MSN buddy-list and, if ya see her, send her my life and tell her I miss her and what not? It haven't seen her since Sunday. >_< vencabot_teppoo (23:23:24): ghost_of_the_robot_angel@hotmail.com being Lacy, obviously. elan_einlhander (23:23:33): I assumed elan_einlhander (23:23:47): It shall be done Hyper Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (23:24:03): Thanks Doug. You're the homiest homie to ever homie a homie, lol. elan_einlhander (23:24:24): Muchly welcome vencabot_teppoo (23:24:26): Oh, and, one more thing... vencabot_teppoo (23:24:28): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:24:29): Yer mom. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:31): Peace. elan_einlhander (23:24:37): Peace. 1-15-04 vencabot_teppoo (22:46:57): CHEESASAURUS REX! elan_einlhander (22:47:10): Hey to you too vencabot_teppoo (22:47:40): I didn't say "Hey." The proper response would have been "Cheesaurus Rex to you too." elan_einlhander (22:47:55): I see vencabot_teppoo (22:53:22): Vencabot Teppoo: ~bursts through a brick wall dressed up like a big pitcher of red koolaide with a face drawn on it in black marker~ OHH YEEAAAAAH! elan_einlhander (22:53:50): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:16): Kool-Aide man is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:15): Dude. My clock is being pushed off of my computer screen more and more each day. elan_einlhander (22:57:52): So is mine yo vencabot_teppoo (22:58:11): Why? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:58:20): I dunno elan_einlhander (22:58:21): Just is vencabot_teppoo (23:05:17): The day before yesterday I noticed that the "M" in "PM" was pushed off of the screen and I was like, "Woah". vencabot_teppoo (23:05:23): And now there's only half of the "P," lol. elan_einlhander (23:05:34): Jew vencabot_teppoo (23:05:38): ... elan_einlhander (23:05:38): I mean, jerk vencabot_teppoo (23:05:39): T_T elan_einlhander (23:05:46): Fruedian Slip vencabot_teppoo (23:05:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:15:58): Optimus Prime is a Jew vencabot_teppoo (23:18:00): What? Lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:24): You heard me vencabot_teppoo (23:20:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:50): How late did you stay up last night, anyway? elan_einlhander (23:25:00): 2-ish 1-16-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:58): I'm a genius. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:06): Right click the clock and select "properties." vencabot_teppoo (0:02:18): Uncheck the box that says "Show clock" and then hit "apply." vencabot_teppoo (0:02:28): Recheck the box that says "Show clock" and then hit "apply" again. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:30): Ba-bam. elan_einlhander (0:02:37): Hm, well I'll be vencabot_teppoo (0:04:14): Man, I am thmart. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:04:24): Indeed elan_einlhander (0:04:27): Chrono Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (0:04:41): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:09:16): I'm hittin' the sack, man. Peace. elan_einlhander (0:09:51): Seee yah elan_einlhander (18:56:59): Okay where was the device manager again? vencabot_teppoo (18:58:18): Click Control Panel. On the left side of the screen, switch the view to Classic View (if you haven't already), and then find "Add Hardware." elan_einlhander (18:58:30): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (18:58:51): Click it and follow the wizard, ignoring what it says about an instalation CD. vencabot_teppoo (18:58:56): Tell me if it works. elan_einlhander (19:03:26): Nope this isn't working vencabot_teppoo (19:04:09): Hm. What does it say? elan_einlhander (19:04:35): Eventually had to pick from a list, it wasn't there vencabot_teppoo (19:04:46): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (19:04:50): Lemme check again. elan_einlhander (19:09:21): *trying to explain Hyper Terminal to Thomas, but barely understands the concept myself* vencabot_teppoo (19:09:30): lol elan_einlhander (19:11:11): Gotta go for a while elan_einlhander (19:11:12): See yah vencabot_teppoo (19:11:18): Peae. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:21): C. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:58:26): Hey vencabot_teppoo (20:58:35): Heya. elan_einlhander (20:58:56): Meh, still can't believe I did that in psychology vencabot_teppoo (20:59:07): Lol. Good last day. vencabot_teppoo (20:59:09): ~last day~ vencabot_teppoo (20:59:10): ~last day~ vencabot_teppoo (20:59:11): ~last day~ vencabot_teppoo (20:59:11): ~last day~ vencabot_teppoo (20:59:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:59:21): Indeed it was vencabot_teppoo (21:02:08): ~cant figure out why his calculator won't generate a certain line for him~ vencabot_teppoo (21:02:09): >_O elan_einlhander (21:02:16): Aw, poor buddy vencabot_teppoo (21:02:26): It tells me that the line is impossible to graph. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:32): And yet, I can graph it ~manually~. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:39): So it's obviously not impossible, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:25): It says "Y cannot be negative in ab^X format." So, I manually type in "3*-5^X" and WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! I get a negative Y. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:31): No problems, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:10): ~wonders if... the internet is powerful enough to answer his question, lol~ elan_einlhander (21:04:18): Most likely, somehow vencabot_teppoo (21:05:16): ~goes to check, lol~ I wouldn't be so mad if I knew the mathematical reason why it won't do it for me. I'm trying to make a "troubleshoot" section that tells people why these errors occur, but if I don't know MYSELF... elan_einlhander (21:06:37): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:10:10): I just SPAT on my keyboard..... elan_einlhander (21:10:14): WHAT WAS I THINKING? vencabot_teppoo (21:10:14): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:10:16): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:10:49): I hocked up and literally spat on it, because I had a hair in my throat vencabot_teppoo (21:11:02): Smart boy. elan_einlhander (21:11:18): Indeed elan_einlhander (21:21:42): Way to cry pussy vencabot_teppoo (21:21:53): ? elan_einlhander (21:22:02): I hear faggot out there bawling like a two year old 'cuz he can't play a video game. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:14): Yeesh. elan_einlhander (21:22:46): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:22:49): I mean, come on now vencabot_teppoo (21:22:59): Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:08): ~and is just gonna declare these errors as mysterious, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:45): And David was just given a sign from Heaven that said "Clean your room." elan_einlhander (21:46:54): Oh? elan_einlhander (21:46:55): Good. elan_einlhander (21:46:57): Loser. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:00): So I'm gonna quit fiddling with my calculator and clean my room, lol. elan_einlhander (21:47:08): I'm SURE thats the first thing on heaven's mind. elan_einlhander (21:47:26): "Man..... that Hernandez kid needs to clean his filthy room" elan_einlhander (21:50:25): Ah, the song is "With You" vencabot_teppoo (21:50:49): Lol. Because Doug cares that much. elan_einlhander (21:51:06): I do vencabot_teppoo (21:51:58): If there's two things that Doug loves... vencabot_teppoo (21:52:04): It's Sailor Moon and Linkin Park. elan_einlhander (21:52:17): So when they are ONE elan_einlhander (21:52:20): Then Doug rocks. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:00): Where can you find two lollipops, a full box of cereal, a bucket of rotten KFC and a corn husk all within six inches of eachother? elan_einlhander (22:09:11): Where David? vencabot_teppoo (22:09:18): On my floor, that's where. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:26): David wants to vomit, lol. elan_einlhander (22:09:29): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:06): I picked up a box of KFC... It was heavy. It was under my bed. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:08): I didn't open it. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:10): Oh no. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:12): I just threw it away. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:10:19): Heavens no vencabot_teppoo (22:10:57): You don't mess around with a full box of KFC that you find under your bed. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:16): You just throw that mug away. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:41): Let vencabot_teppoo (22:13:12): Let's play another game. Where can you find two plastic forks, two plastic spoons, FIVE lollipops, one pack of smarties, an empty pop-bottle, a broken PSX controller, wads of tissue, an entire bag's worth of broken potato chips and a dollar's worth of change all within six square inches? elan_einlhander (22:13:52): Um, in David's room? vencabot_teppoo (22:14:09): Yes. In a mere six inches of David's floor. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:24): Oh, and don't orget that the chips and lollipops are on the top of a face-up CD. elan_einlhander (22:14:30): Oh of course vencabot_teppoo (22:14:41): Along with an empty pack of Easy Mac. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:47): The list just goes on and on, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:05): I suddenly wish that I could just pick up my floor and dump it, and then buy a new one. elan_einlhander (22:16:19): Would be so much easier vencabot_teppoo (22:16:49): Apparently, an empty pizza tray was directly on my floor, and a lot of the chips and stuff wasn't really on my floor... but on the tray. I picked up the tray carefully and threw it away... and now there is a perfectly clean spot on my floor where it was. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:02): I can apply that somehow. I HAVE the technology. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:17): ~David buys pizza trays... many, many pizza trays~ vencabot_teppoo (22:18:05): A glue stick and an inhaler cartridge, just laying together, touching eachother. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:16): I didn't even know that I owned a glue stick. elan_einlhander (22:18:19): For no reason. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:21): And underneath it all... a lonely dreamcast controller, holding two VMUs. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:26): How (not) poetic. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:00): Six dum-dum lollipops and a small, clear marble. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:03): Yes, a marble. elan_einlhander (22:22:17): You have a lot of suckers vencabot_teppoo (22:22:26): My holloween bags must have burst. elan_einlhander (22:22:35): I see vencabot_teppoo (22:22:45): Because there is a lot of candy on my floor. elan_einlhander (22:22:56): Interesting vencabot_teppoo (22:23:51): Including... a full bag of... vencabot_teppoo (22:23:53): ...fruit snacks... elan_einlhander (22:23:58): Mmm vencabot_teppoo (22:24:05): What a delicious reward, lol. elan_einlhander (22:24:20): Amen. elan_einlhander (22:24:30): And i have an even more delicious-er reward vencabot_teppoo (22:24:38): Pizza? elan_einlhander (22:24:41): Yes sirree vencabot_teppoo (22:24:48): Lol. *psychic* elan_einlhander (22:24:52): Food of the Gods elan_einlhander (22:24:56): And of the Einlhanders elan_einlhander (22:25:02): Except there's only one vencabot_teppoo (22:25:13): Man, my friend Hali has no luck, lol. elan_einlhander (22:25:18): How so? vencabot_teppoo (22:25:33): She freaked out when she heard that I was with Ericka for the first time, and then admitted that it was because she was jealous... vencabot_teppoo (22:25:43): ...and then me and Ericka break up while she's gone... elan_einlhander (22:25:50): Oh hell vencabot_teppoo (22:25:51): And then David gets with Lacy and then Hali comes back, lol. elan_einlhander (22:25:55): Sounds like me and Seraphin vencabot_teppoo (22:26:06): And learns that David is with Lacy, and is now waiting for me and her to break up, lol. elan_einlhander (22:26:14): Lol, poor thing elan_einlhander (22:26:18): sounds REALLY familiar vencabot_teppoo (22:26:35): cellofreak1347: i g2g cellofreak1347: toooodles Vencabot Teppoo: Awwww!!! Vencabot Teppoo: BYE! Vencabot Teppoo: LOVE! cellofreak1347: sorry sundance films await! cellofreak1347: bbyyeyeee LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE Vencabot Teppoo: ^_^ cellofreak1347: oh wait does it go well with lacy?!?!? Vencabot Teppoo: ~wavies~ Yesh? Why? Vencabot Teppoo: ^_^ cellofreak1347: just wondering! - giggles- TOODLS! cellofreak1347 signed off at 10:24:34 PM. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:00): David has a thing for older women, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:28:33): Oh so do I vencabot_teppoo (22:28:34): Oh my gosh. elan_einlhander (22:28:38): You have no idea vencabot_teppoo (22:28:43): The "T-Bone" of a t-bone steak. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:51): On my floor. elan_einlhander (22:28:53): Wow vencabot_teppoo (22:29:06): "What's this...? Is it... WHAT THE?!" vencabot_teppoo (22:29:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:53): ~finds another full bag of KFC, dripping with gravy~ vencabot_teppoo (22:30:58): ~holds in vomit~ elan_einlhander (22:31:15): Dude elan_einlhander (22:31:19): That's seriously nasty vencabot_teppoo (22:31:45): Apparently, if I'm not hungry for KFC, I just put it under my bed, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:32:26): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (22:32:50): Oh my gosh I seriously almost vomitted... I feel ill... elan_einlhander (22:33:03): I think I woulda elan_einlhander (22:33:11): Nasty just thinkin about it vencabot_teppoo (22:33:58): Gravy... thick with old, gooey half-dried gravy... the bag torn so that I can see half of the mashed potatoes carton... adhered WITH GRAVY to a video game magazine. I lifted the bag and the magazine came, too. I just through them both away. elan_einlhander (22:34:16): Jesus H Chrsist vencabot_teppoo (22:35:04): I'm sleepy, but don't want to miss Lacy again. I mean, it's the weekend. I could stay up for longer... but I'm sleepy. elan_einlhander (22:35:21): I can watch out for her again vencabot_teppoo (22:35:29): And I don't want to just nap infront of my computer, because I never get a good rest that way, and then don't do anything productive either. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:23): Thanks, man, but I really wanna see her... She replied to a message I sent on Yahoo!, which was awesome. Said she might be alble to be on for the weekend. I haven't seen her since Sunday, which is a new record. elan_einlhander (22:36:49): Oh I talked to Seraphin finall elan_einlhander (22:36:52): Was freaking awesome elan_einlhander (22:36:58): Love that girl vencabot_teppoo (22:37:19): Her grandpa recovered. This is the second time that she was POSITIVE that he was going to die and then he ended up recovering. I'm starting to think that shes overly paranoid about her grandpa dying. Oh? Congrats man, lol. I could just see it... vencabot_teppoo (22:37:30): Clan: [Seraphin has logged on] vencabot_teppoo (22:37:37): *lightning strikes Doug's house* vencabot_teppoo (22:37:41): *blows the wall away* vencabot_teppoo (22:37:47): *yanking the cord out of his computer* vencabot_teppoo (22:37:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:37:55): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:38:02): Doug: "N-no..." vencabot_teppoo (22:38:11): Doug: "How did...Why... But..." elan_einlhander (22:38:18): It was on Yahoo though elan_einlhander (22:38:26): Never been so happy to see someonem it was insane elan_einlhander (22:38:48): someone* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:58): Lol. That's the way I was every time Ericka logged on. Don't get TOO used to it, lol. You might end up like me with Ericka. elan_einlhander (22:39:14): Nah, Seraphin is awesome, Ericka was anti-awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:39:23): Seriously. My head would be down on the desk. I'd be half asleep in class... Someone would knock on their desk... vencabot_teppoo (22:39:27): *knock knock knock* vencabot_teppoo (22:39:43): I would SEE "jackdanielsincrystalglasses has logged on" and would JUMP out of my seat. vencabot_teppoo (22:39:49): And then I'd be in class, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:39:57): It was scary. elan_einlhander (22:39:57): Ah, I know that one elan_einlhander (22:40:05): From the earlier days of Victoriana elan_einlhander (22:40:35): I would doze off in class, then I would see text and would see Signon for VIctoriana detected and I would start frantically typing on my desk. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:11): Yup. It's so hilarious because online relationships are that way. Some people have fantasies of going on dates with their loves and what-not... but we see text. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:13): And typing. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:17): And windows. elan_einlhander (22:41:18): And then I'd be in Lathrop's class elan_einlhander (22:41:27): We see freaking text vencabot_teppoo (22:41:50): ~brain just stopped entirely...~ Where am I? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:41:58): I dunno elan_einlhander (22:42:02): Spain elan_einlhander (22:42:04): Now dance vencabot_teppoo (22:42:09): Se! vencabot_teppoo (22:42:54): ~realiza un asombroso complicado romper-bailan maniobra. !Que estilo!~ elan_einlhander (22:43:07): OLE! vencabot_teppoo (22:43:10): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:43:28): If you read that sentence in context, you will realize what it means, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:43:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:50:24): David played Moongate the last day it existed vencabot_teppoo (22:50:39): He did, too. VT is a moongate character... Wait... NO HE... yes he is, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:03): I thought for a second there that it was only my first character (Dun dun duuuun) that was on Moongate. elan_einlhander (22:51:47): Hehe elan_einlhander (22:52:55): David's mighty character "ARRRRRGH" elan_einlhander (22:52:58): Or somethin vencabot_teppoo (22:53:04): Lol.Doug has a good memory. elan_einlhander (22:53:11): I do indeed vencabot_teppoo (22:53:20): Arrrrrrrgh was the best character ever, for the whole five minutes that he existed. elan_einlhander (22:53:28): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:53:56): I said, "Hey! I can go North and South! Time to make a better name." Lol. elan_einlhander (22:54:21): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:56:51): ph34r |\/|3 4 1 4|\/| 1337 r0xx0rz elan_einlhander (22:57:19): Stop that right now vencabot_teppoo (23:08:44): VT: "Dude, my girlfriend menstrates three times a month." vencabot_teppoo (23:08:49): VT: "Poor girl." vencabot_teppoo (23:09:02): Owur: "Poor YOU! What did you ever do in a past life to deserve that?" vencabot_teppoo (23:09:08): Owur: "Rock a little too hard?" vencabot_teppoo (23:09:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:10:38): Quoz tells you 'and being pk-ed by them 60 something time during the war.' elan_einlhander (23:10:44): Awesome, "The War" vencabot_teppoo (23:10:51): Lol. Good times. vencabot_teppoo (23:14:27): Owur tells you 'it's all gravy, she'll be fine by monday' vencabot_teppoo (23:14:37): You tell Owur 'Dude, don't say gravy... Lol.' elan_einlhander (23:14:45): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:16:23): I received one orb of vandemaar, sent by Sylvaer. elan_einlhander (23:16:36): Why? vencabot_teppoo (23:16:41): No idea, lol. elan_einlhander (23:16:46): ... elan_einlhander (23:16:48): Wtf elan_einlhander (23:16:53): Seriously, what did you do? vencabot_teppoo (23:17:23): Rocked THAT hard? vencabot_teppoo (23:17:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:17:34): Dude........ elan_einlhander (23:17:40): That makes no sense elan_einlhander (23:17:46): Give it to me! You don't need it! vencabot_teppoo (23:17:56): Of course I do! I need to practice sneak! vencabot_teppoo (23:17:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:06): Fukc that, no you don't vencabot_teppoo (23:18:43): A-and lore, lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:49): No vencabot_teppoo (23:22:24): Why don't I log these things?! Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:22:32): "Shop buy stamp" vencabot_teppoo (23:22:42): "A postmaster says, "Your hands are full."" elan_einlhander (23:22:45): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:22:46): "Drink whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:22:49): "Drop whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:22:52): "Shop buy stamp" vencabot_teppoo (23:22:59): "A postmaster says, "Your hands are full."" vencabot_teppoo (23:23:03): "Drink whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:23:05): "Drop whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:23:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:03): Rofl. VT is drunk. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:08): "Shop buy stamp" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:16): "A postmaster says, "Your hands are full."" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:20): "Drink whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:22): "Drop whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:26): "Shop buy whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:35): "A postmaster says, "I'm sorry, but I don't sell that item!"" vencabot_teppoo (23:24:39): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:54): I really need to log these things. elan_einlhander (23:38:46): Mmmm. managed to interview a Hero elan_einlhander (23:38:53): And he's awesome, has good ethics vencabot_teppoo (23:39:44): Cool. brb vencabot_teppoo (23:50:11): 83 4'ph34r'd... 83 \/3ry 4'ph34r'd. elan_einlhander (23:50:32): Stop that right now vencabot_teppoo (23:50:35): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (23:51:46): You...... used that orb right? vencabot_teppoo (23:51:55): Sent it. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:00): To Censored. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:52:03): adopjasjg'j elan_einlhander (23:52:04): WHA? elan_einlhander (23:52:06): WHYT? elan_einlhander (23:52:09): WHY* vencabot_teppoo (23:52:42): Because, I don't give him enough credit. He's a G and backs me up all the time, and Ive never even met him. Thought that it'd make his day if he just got an orb from me outta nowhere. elan_einlhander (23:52:57): When the HELL has he backed you up? vencabot_teppoo (23:53:05): Message board posts. elan_einlhander (23:53:13): I've never seen this, how so? elan_einlhander (23:53:19): I'M YOUR BUDDY vencabot_teppoo (23:53:34): He almost always responds, and helps me fight off the flamers, lol. I'll give you the next free one that I get outta nowhere. elan_einlhander (23:53:46): *sobs quietly* vencabot_teppoo (23:53:55): "Take this as a token of my love... -Celestia" vencabot_teppoo (23:53:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:54:06): I believe it vencabot_teppoo (23:54:10): That's the inevitable path that this is taking. VT rocks a little too hard for his own good. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:18): He has ANSWERED the UNANSWERABLE question... vencabot_teppoo (23:54:35): "Just how hard do you have to ROCK to get free Vandemaar's Orbs in the mail for no reason what-so-ever?" elan_einlhander (23:54:45): Just that hard vencabot_teppoo (23:54:46): Now we know... Now we know. vencabot_teppoo (23:55:08): You crank the amps up to 10... up to 11... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:18): and then you practically break the knob by turning it up to VT!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:55:27): And that's about when the orbs start raining from the skies, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:55:33): Somewhere around the "VT" area. elan_einlhander (23:55:38): Somewhere around it vencabot_teppoo (23:56:02): Quote a day in the life of VT: vencabot_teppoo (23:56:09): "Shop buy whiskey" vencabot_teppoo (23:56:23): "An aged post-master tells you, "I'm sorry, but I don't sell that item." vencabot_teppoo (23:56:24): Lol. 1-17-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:03:38): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:03:43): Have you seen Lunabell's profile? elan_einlhander (0:04:18): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:04:22): Her pics, lol. elan_einlhander (0:04:26): Yeah elan_einlhander (0:07:22): Dude, my computer is running at optimum speed tonight, it's amazing elan_einlhander (0:07:26): I dunno what I did different vencabot_teppoo (0:07:35): Where's your mom? vencabot_teppoo (0:07:48): At my house, punk. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:52): That's why its going faster. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:11): Doug: "Then you can keep 'er." elan_einlhander (0:08:39): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (0:14:10): 1:30 is my strict bed-time tonight. If I don't give myself a strict bed-time I'll keep saying, "Another fifteen minutes" until I stay up all night like last weekend. vencabot_teppoo (0:14:17): KILL ME if I stay up past 1:30. vencabot_teppoo (0:14:30): With a CEREAL SPOON. elan_einlhander (0:14:48): Got it elan_einlhander (0:14:58): *already has spoon in hand* vencabot_teppoo (0:15:06): Lol. Wuttapal. elan_einlhander (1:33:55): David elan_einlhander (1:33:59): Go to bed, it's one thirty vencabot_teppoo (1:34:21): I am. Peace, man. Thanks, and if you see Lacy,tell herhi for me. ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (17:25:48): Doug, who is you playin' wit? vencabot_teppoo (17:25:49): Back that thang up. elan_einlhander (17:25:57): Okay elan_einlhander (17:26:01): *backs it up* vencabot_teppoo (17:26:01): Lol. No, don't. vencabot_teppoo (17:26:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:26:24): Oh, okay elan_einlhander (17:26:29): *puts it in neutral* vencabot_teppoo (17:26:35): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:52): Well, I've been enlisted by Sharon to send you her poem... elan_einlhander (17:36:07): Ah elan_einlhander (17:36:14): She was telling me she wrote one vencabot_teppoo (17:37:15): Thank You I love you all for making me happy For making me happy This is my big, happy family. Elan, my so-called big brother Thank you for being here In my heart you will always and always Stand on my right In my big, happy family. Mathew, you were here too At anytime, any place You were there So you?fre on my right too In my big, happy family Mike, my comforter Thank you for listening And comforting me You?fre placed beside me In my big, happy family. Finally, David, my saviour You put a smile on my face You?fre here in the middle of my heart Beside my faithful companions In my big, happy family. A million thanks I can say A millions I can live for you But do something for me And don?ft ever leave. elan_einlhander (17:38:43): Aw elan_einlhander (17:38:44): *blush* vencabot_teppoo (17:39:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:46:45): Jesus I'm popular today vencabot_teppoo (17:46:57): Doug is more popular than N*Sync. elan_einlhander (17:47:06): Much more elan_einlhander (17:47:17): Isn't it N'Sync? vencabot_teppoo (17:47:27): BUT IT HAS A STAR!!!! elan_einlhander (17:47:46): If you says so vencabot_teppoo (17:48:25): Do ya'll have KFC in England? ^_^ You may only spend a minute with the person you love most, but in your heart, you know that it'll last forever says: yah course! If you're afraid, say something... and say it now. says: Heehee! But KFC ish YANKEE FOOD! elan_einlhander (17:48:46): And it's delicious vencabot_teppoo (17:50:39): ~wants Lacy... NOW~ elan_einlhander (17:50:46): So do I elan_einlhander (17:50:47): I mean, oops vencabot_teppoo (17:50:53): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:50:58): Good reply. elan_einlhander (17:51:08): I mean elan_einlhander (17:51:10): I HATE Lacy elan_einlhander (17:51:13): A lot! vencabot_teppoo (17:51:22): Have you talked with her yet? elan_einlhander (17:51:35): Nope, lol elan_einlhander (17:51:40): Yet I reserve the right to hate her. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:51:53): because I can do that. vencabot_teppoo (17:59:25): I am Dolphin-Man, king of the Dolphins. elan_einlhander (17:59:37): Sure you are vencabot_teppoo (18:23:31): Halflings masturbate to afros. elan_einlhander (18:23:43): PFFT vencabot_teppoo (18:26:54): Wait a minute... vencabot_teppoo (18:27:06): If ~I'm~ Sharon's big bro, and YOU'RE Sharon's big bro... vencabot_teppoo (18:27:12): That means TECHNICALLY... vencabot_teppoo (18:27:18): ...that you suck. vencabot_teppoo (18:27:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:27:55): No no no, only I am elan_einlhander (18:28:03): You are RELIEVED of your duties vencabot_teppoo (18:28:10): *snifflee* elan_einlhander (18:28:12): You can be her astranged cousin. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:13): B-b-but... vencabot_teppoo (18:28:15): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:28:17): No elan_einlhander (18:28:21): She's mine bitch vencabot_teppoo (18:28:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:28:26): I'll fight you for her, seriously. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:32): Doug WILL kill me. elan_einlhander (18:28:38): I will too elan_einlhander (18:28:40): In cold cold blood vencabot_teppoo (18:28:45): In arena combat. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:48): But not in MM. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:29:02): Yep. vencabot_teppoo (18:29:14): "Doug has challeneged you to arena combat!" *wonders what that sticky-note is doing attached to the back of his hand* vencabot_teppoo (18:29:37): *thinks* "Man, I could take Doug any day of the week..." *POOF!* elan_einlhander (18:29:46): Poof is right vencabot_teppoo (18:30:05): Where am I? ~new sticky-note~ "David has accpted Doug's challenge!" vencabot_teppoo (18:30:09): "Uh oh." vencabot_teppoo (18:30:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:30:18): *movement in the shadows* vencabot_teppoo (18:30:41): Lol. Since this is nothing new for Doug, apparently. vencabot_teppoo (18:30:49): *Arrow whizzes by* vencabot_teppoo (18:30:53): Crap. vencabot_teppoo (18:30:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:31:36): I would so jump-slash you vencabot_teppoo (18:31:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:32:04): And I would be like, " Double-U tee eff!!" vencabot_teppoo (18:32:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:32:23): Lol elan_einlhander (18:32:35): I'd go to throw a flash bomb........ elan_einlhander (18:32:46): And it would just CURVE AROUND and come back at me vencabot_teppoo (18:32:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:32:53): And I wouldn't understand how or why vencabot_teppoo (18:33:47): Lol. I can't get over last night. elan_einlhander (18:34:36): Why not play? elan_einlhander (18:34:42): I mean, what're you doin? vencabot_teppoo (18:35:16): Just came on to check my mail, lol. See if Owur was on or Goatleaf. elan_einlhander (18:35:24): Fine. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:19): I have received new mail from Administrator. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:23): Don't like the way THAT sounds, lol. elan_einlhander (18:36:29): ? vencabot_teppoo (18:37:59): Lol. Only one person responded to my messageboard post, and it was my buddy (who I've never met), Geobog. elan_einlhander (18:38:12): Which one? vencabot_teppoo (18:38:35): "A Day in the Life" elan_einlhander (18:38:46): Is it recent? vencabot_teppoo (18:38:48): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (18:38:54): Well, last night. elan_einlhander (18:39:04): I see, I shall check it out vencabot_teppoo (18:39:25): It's not a song or anything, just a silly little post. vencabot_teppoo (18:39:43): I could just copy-paste it. elan_einlhander (18:39:49): Okay vencabot_teppoo (18:40:07): Posted: 01-16-2004 10:40 pm Post subject: A Day in the Life... Shop buy stamp An aged post-master tells you, "Your hands are full." Drink whiskey Drop whiskey Shop buy stamp An aged post-master tells you, "Your hands are full." Drink whiskey Drop whiskey Shop buy stamp An aged post-master tells you, "Your hands are full." Drink whiskey Drop whiskey Shop buy whiskey An aged post-master tells you, "I'm sorry, but I don't sell that item!" Shop drink whiskey -_o -VT, Halfling God of ROCK elan_einlhander (18:40:32): Awesome elan_einlhander (18:43:02): An assassin sneaks up behind you and stabs you in the back. elan_einlhander (18:43:06): Seventeen times now elan_einlhander (18:43:15): This god damn mob backstabs, all of them do vencabot_teppoo (18:43:19): Lol. "That ticckles." elan_einlhander (18:43:24): No no no, it stings elan_einlhander (18:43:29): I lose 100 HP with each one elan_einlhander (18:44:24): You have become more learned at 'identify'.\ elan_einlhander (18:44:28): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (19:00:43): Tomorrow's the big opening day for Carnival Island, a huge amusement resort with the latest high-tech rides and games. As guardian of the island, it's Knuckles' job to make sure nothing goes wrong before the grand event. elan_einlhander (19:00:58): O_o vencabot_teppoo (19:01:39): Unfortunately, the evil Dr. Robotnik has other plans. He needs fuel for his latest diabolical devices, and the Power Emerald that supplies electricity to the entire island fits the bill perfectly. His awful new invention, the Combi Confiner, should help him get rid of that annoying echidna and his friends. vencabot_teppoo (19:03:39): When Knuckles returns from patrolling the far end of the island, he discovers that Dr. Robotnik has imprisoned all of his friends- Espio the Chameleon, Mighty the Armadillo, Vector the Crocodile and Charmy Bee. After he chases the Doctor off, Knuckles discovers that he can rescue one friend at a time by using Ring Power... only the power that sparks between the Rings holds the two partners together like a magical rubber band. Never held back for long, Knuckles finds that with a little teamwork, he can use the stretching and snapping action of the Ring Power to double-even triple- the partners' speed. vencabot_teppoo (19:04:30): And they need all the speed they can get. As Dr. Robotnik drains the power from Carnival Island, everything on the island begins to break down! Robotnik must be stopped, or by tomorrow morning- the morning of Carnival Island's big opening day- the grand amusement park will lie in ruins! vencabot_teppoo (19:04:42): Knuckles Chaotix! elan_einlhander (19:04:52): *plays Chaotic music* vencabot_teppoo (19:05:23): Knuckles Chaotix is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:29): Why? Because no one has ever played it. elan_einlhander (19:05:35): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:39): And it has more characters than any other Sonic game of its time. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:52): And Espio is awesome. He was my favourite character for awhile. vencabot_teppoo (19:06:03): And Mighty is an Armadillo (?) Lol. elan_einlhander (19:06:17): I guess vencabot_teppoo (19:08:55): Robotnik's Mechanix: These two robots claim they've escaped from the evil Doctor and want to help... but could they be part of Robotnik's plot to slow Knuckles and his friends down? vencabot_teppoo (19:09:16): Heavy the Robot: Heavy works as Robotnik's chief mechanic. He's just as his name says- heavy- and he's slow. elan_einlhander (19:09:25): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:09:40): Bomb: Bomb works as Robotnik's other mechanic. He's not very quick or strong, and he blows up when things start looking bleak. vencabot_teppoo (19:09:48): Mechanix suxx0rz vencabot_teppoo (19:09:54): Chaotix r0xx0rz vencabot_teppoo (19:09:55): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:10:49): Heavy = a soda machine. elan_einlhander (19:10:57): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (19:10:59): Doug knows now, lol. He's one of the few and proud that can say that he's played it. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:04): And it is true. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:14): Heavy is equivelent to a soda machine. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:23): Except that he doesn't even give you soda. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:29): So he's absolutely useless. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:11:35): Utterly useless vencabot_teppoo (19:13:19): This is John's fourth time through Kingdom Hearts. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:26): It's surprising how good he's actually getting. elan_einlhander (19:13:48): Needs to get a life vencabot_teppoo (19:13:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:58): So says Doug. vencabot_teppoo (19:14:03): From his computer-seat. vencabot_teppoo (19:16:12): The people at Squarenix are geniuses. vencabot_teppoo (19:16:14): "Stopga." vencabot_teppoo (19:16:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:16:20): Stopga vencabot_teppoo (19:16:23): It was only inevitable. elan_einlhander (19:16:24): My god elan_einlhander (19:16:26): Aeroga vencabot_teppoo (19:16:39): We all knew it would happen in time. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:05): David thought it was stupid at first, but then realized how fun it is to say. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:07): "Stopga." vencabot_teppoo (19:17:15): The "Ga" level of "Stop." vencabot_teppoo (19:17:16): Stopga. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:20): ~loves it~ vencabot_teppoo (19:18:55): The question is, what does David do tomorrow? elan_einlhander (19:19:01): I dunno vencabot_teppoo (19:19:10): David has been working as hard as he can, recently, and has told himself that he MUST take Sundays off. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:17): But David has no idea what he would do anymore, lol. elan_einlhander (19:19:53): Religiously speaking you really should vencabot_teppoo (19:20:54): Been considering starting a file in Kingdom Hearts... but that'd be pointless because he'd never play it... plus he'd miss Lacy if she came on, so it'd be pointless all around. Could play MM, but hes not really in an MM mood anymore. It happens. Maybe I'll draw. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:04): Been wanting to try out what I've learned in drawing class, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:21): I mean, I've been drawing pretty well since I took that class, but haven't really embarked on any big personal drawing project myself. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:52): If it wasn't so snowy, I'd go over to your house early, before you go to work, and I could bring DVDs or we could smash or something, but... it's snowy, lol. elan_einlhander (19:22:02): It's too snowy :( vencabot_teppoo (19:22:15): Which is exactly why I'm gonna learn how to drive this Summer. vencabot_teppoo (19:22:21): I LOVE to walk places. LOVE IT. vencabot_teppoo (19:22:23): But... vencabot_teppoo (19:22:28): There's a little thing called 'Winter,' lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:23:23): But I'd like to at least have a plan of what I'm gonna do tomorrow, lol. Maybe I'll come online and just program my calculator all day, lol. That'd be fun. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:04): Slash is out of his mind, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:15): Axl playing the piano... vencabot_teppoo (19:31:23): Slash gets up on TOP of the piano and starts ripping. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:24): Ripping vencabot_teppoo (19:31:26): out vencabot_teppoo (19:31:26): of vencabot_teppoo (19:31:27): his vencabot_teppoo (19:31:28): mind. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:32:49): mmm, ribs vencabot_teppoo (19:32:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:33:02): Just outta nowhere like that elan_einlhander (22:04:35): Meh vencabot_teppoo (22:04:53): 0uI 0uQ 0uL 0uE 0uP ClrHome Output(2,7,"VT's") Output(3,4,"Regression") Output(4,4,"Calculator") Output(8,2,"[Press ENTER]") Pause ClrHome Output(1,7,"NOTE") Output(2,1,"Scattered points") Output(3,1,"must be entered") Output(4,1,"with X and Y co-") Output(5,1,"ordinates listed") Output(6,1,"in L? and L?," Output(7,1,"respectfully." Output(8,2,"[Press ENTER]") Pause Lbl H ClrHome 99896521478uN 0uT L?>0uLOGT mean(aLOGT)uM L?>0uPWRT mean(aPWRT)uJ Menu("Reg Equations","Linear",L,"Quadric",Q,"Exponential",E,"Power",P,"Logarithmic",LN,"More Actions",C,"Quit",0) Lbl L ClrHome LinReg(ax+b) Output(1,1,"LinReg") Output(2,2,"y=ax+b") Output(3,2,"a=") Output(3,4,a) Output(4,2,"b=") Output(4,4,b) Output(5,2,"rU=") Output(5,5,ro) Output(6,2,"r=") Output(6,4 elan_einlhander (22:05:01): Chips and salsa could save the this world, I swear vencabot_teppoo (22:05:06): So you can suck me, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:11): It would, lol. elan_einlhander (22:05:34): Give chips and salsa to Sadam Hussein, and I'll bet you anything he'd say I'm sorry vencabot_teppoo (22:05:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:58): Ariel is too sexy to be a kid's cartoon character elan_einlhander (22:06:03): Amen. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:06): ~says in a French accent~ Oooh, too sexy. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:54:36): Man, that title is great vencabot_teppoo (22:54:43): ? elan_einlhander (22:54:45): Blood and Thunder, it's a Trigun song vencabot_teppoo (22:55:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:55:04): It's mostly just a guitar playing the same few notes. elan_einlhander (22:55:17): Which as rock and roll has proven, can be completely awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:21): ~nods~ 1-18-04 elan_einlhander (0:13:31): Is there any possible way someone could drive you over here tomorrow? vencabot_teppoo (0:14:43): Nope. Not really. I could always walk, though, if you really want me to go over there. elan_einlhander (0:15:00): I won't make you walk vencabot_teppoo (0:16:01): Well, I mean, it wouldn't be making me, really. I do wanna go over there, but I have no ride. elan_einlhander (0:16:15): Is too bad vencabot_teppoo (0:16:50): What time do you have work tomorrow, anyway? elan_einlhander (0:17:17): 10:45 vencabot_teppoo (0:17:25): Oh, when are you getting out? elan_einlhander (0:17:44): 2:45 vencabot_teppoo (0:18:16): Ah. So it'd be best for me to go over there AFTER you get out of work, rather than before. elan_einlhander (0:18:25): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (0:20:06): I ~really~ hope Lacy comes on tonight... I'm romantically lethargic from not talking to her for so long. Talking to her would be like a cold splash of water to refresh me. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:16): And yet, Doug doesn't care at all. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:20): And I typed all of that up. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:22): What was I thinking. elan_einlhander (0:20:23): I do kinda actually vencabot_teppoo (0:20:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:20:31): Because I know how it is vencabot_teppoo (0:21:11): It's hevvy suxx0rz. It's not like I desperately NEED to talk to her. I mean, I'd definately live... but I haven't talked to her for a week, and by now, it'd just be really, really refreshing. elan_einlhander (0:21:25): I know, trust me I do vencabot_teppoo (0:23:12): But, staying up all night is something that an obsessed man does... It's what I did with Ericka, and it killed me. Lacy wouldn't want me to stay up all night waiting for her... even thouugh it sorta feels like... ~rofl at online ad~ I want to. elan_einlhander (0:23:17): Jesus Christ, poor Tsukasa elan_einlhander (0:23:31): You're not being obsessed elan_einlhander (0:23:40): It's barely midnight elan_einlhander (0:23:49): With Ericka you were up 'till four AM vencabot_teppoo (0:23:53): Well, yeah, lol. I mean, if I were to literally stay up ALL night. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:40): I'm not insinuating that I feel guilty for staying up until 12:30 on the weekend. I'm aiming for a 2-am bedtime...I just mean that, part of me really would want to stay up all night waiting for her, but I know that isn't healthy. elan_einlhander (0:24:54): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (0:25:22): Crap, it's gonna be cold tomorrow, lol. elan_einlhander (0:25:36): You don't need to come elan_einlhander (0:25:51): I just wanted help on the Japanese packet vencabot_teppoo (0:26:07): Well, don't expect me, but I might be over. Maybe I can get someone to drive me after all. elan_einlhander (0:26:15): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (0:26:23): I'll try and stay dressed vencabot_teppoo (0:26:26): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:33:35): Am I the only RPG player who does this: vencabot_teppoo (1:33:44): *opens chest* vencabot_teppoo (1:33:51): [You have too many potions] vencabot_teppoo (1:33:56): *drops potion* elan_einlhander (1:34:01): No you are not vencabot_teppoo (1:34:02): *opens chest and takes potion* vencabot_teppoo (1:34:05): *walks away* vencabot_teppoo (1:34:20): Walking away from a virgin chest annoys me, lol. elan_einlhander (1:34:38): I do it too, don't worry vencabot_teppoo (1:43:56): Now it's time for another amazing episode of "WTF HARRY"!!! elan_einlhander (1:44:02): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:44:06): *messaged out of nowhere* vencabot_teppoo (1:44:20): harryturney (8:12:21 PM): and got stuck down on me and told rachel timmons to talk to me harryturney (8:12:21 PM): lol vencabot_teppoo (8:12:28 PM): ? harryturney (8:12:58 PM): she is talking to me through my computer vencabot_teppoo (8:13:06 PM): I only got two messages from you. vencabot_teppoo (8:13:11 PM): harryturney: and got stuck down on me and told rachel timmons to talk to me harryturney: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: ? harryturney: she is talking to me through my computer Vencabot_Teppoo: I only got two messages from you. harryturney (8:13:43 PM): lol whats funny is thats what i wrote harryturney (8:13:50 PM): but i thought the rest vencabot_teppoo (8:13:51 PM): Rofl. harryturney (8:13:53 PM): but didnt type it vencabot_teppoo (1:48:01): There's only one way to respond to something like that. vencabot_teppoo (1:48:05): *theme song plays* vencabot_teppoo (1:48:08): WTF HARRY vencabot_teppoo (1:48:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:48:18): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:53:11): David: "Harry hears voices." vencabot_teppoo (1:53:23): Harry:"I don't hear voices, my voices hear me." elan_einlhander (1:53:28): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (1:53:30): David:"Lol." vencabot_teppoo (1:53:46): Harry:"Lol. Seriously, though. A voice in my head tells me to do stuff." vencabot_teppoo (1:53:51): David: "Like what?" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:00): Harry: "Eat things." vencabot_teppoo (1:54:05): David: "Like what?" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:11): Harry: "Like food." vencabot_teppoo (1:54:19): Harry:" NO! NOT LIKE FOOD!" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:31): Harry:"Like pigs and cows" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:41): Harry:"And random red things that grow on trees" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:49): Harry:"AND RED IS THE COLOR OF THE DANGER!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (1:55:01): David:"ROFL" elan_einlhander (1:55:03): A day in the life of Harry Turney vencabot_teppoo (1:55:06): David:" WTF Harry." vencabot_teppoo (1:55:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:27): Harry is a frickin' genius. elan_einlhander (1:55:36): He is too vencabot_teppoo (2:14:03): Lol. The day that Harry just learned 1337 out of nowhere, lol. elan_einlhander (2:14:10): Lol vencabot_teppoo (2:14:43): harryturney (7:01:55 PM): ok enough of this harryturney (7:02:00 PM): ~too stressful on harryturney (7:02:02 PM): the brain~ vencabot_teppoo (7:02:13 PM): 0|< harryturney (7:03:47 PM): 5T09 83C4U53 17 15 700 C0NFU51N6 vencabot_teppoo (7:04:01 PM): Oh my gosh, Harry. You got too good, too fast. harryturney (7:04:13 PM): 0R 15 17 harryturney (7:04:23 PM): o| u |-| |\| u |-| |\| u |-| elan_einlhander (2:14:55): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (2:16:20): harryturney (7:16:44 PM): ~harry is looking for online pics of himself vencabot_teppoo (7:17:00 PM): Lol. Why would there be online pics of you? harryturney (7:18:03 PM): there is HAHAHA!!! harryturney (7:18:05 PM): harry is pimp vencabot_teppoo (7:18:09 PM): For what? harryturney (7:18:39 PM): http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=04OV002E000009&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1&d=0 elan_einlhander (2:16:56): No links no links vencabot_teppoo (2:17:14): But it's a pic of Harry that he found online, rofl. elan_einlhander (2:17:43): No vencabot_teppoo (2:18:37): harryturney (7:30:56 PM): Lord of the Rings is SWEET vencabot_teppoo (7:31:37 PM): I assumed as much. harryturney (7:31:45 PM): i wanna see the first two now harryturney (7:31:46 PM): lol vencabot_teppoo (7:31:56 PM): You saw the last one FIRST? Lol. harryturney (7:32:07 PM): lol its not the last one vencabot_teppoo (7:32:17 PM): Third one = last one. harryturney (7:32:19 PM): but it was awsome either way harryturney (7:32:29 PM): david...did u see the third one vencabot_teppoo (7:32:37 PM): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (7:32:40 PM): Or the second. harryturney (7:33:26 PM): ok the third one does not =the last one harryturney (7:33:29 PM): if u saw the end ude know harryturney (7:33:30 PM): lol vencabot_teppoo (7:33:46 PM): Dude, I saw an interview with the director. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:55): vencabot_teppoo (7:33:55 PM): They go by the three BOOKS. harryturney (7:34:06 PM): jerk vencabot_teppoo (7:34:12 PM): And those books always end like they won't end. harryturney (7:34:13 PM): im wrong ur right vencabot_teppoo (2:19:10): Lol. ~shuts up~ elan_einlhander (2:35:01): Penguins is practically shickens elan_einlhander (2:35:04): chickens* vencabot_teppoo (2:35:29): lol elan_einlhander (2:49:30): Jesus H. Christ elan_einlhander (2:49:44): My experience needed to level up changed again elan_einlhander (2:49:52): It increased by 3 freaking million elan_einlhander (2:49:59): That's insane vencabot_teppoo (2:50:58): I'm gonna get hygenic and get to bed. Peace. elan_einlhander (2:51:06): Uh, okay elan_einlhander (2:51:09): Bye vencabot_teppoo (3:32:46): "If you're afraid, say something... and say it now." vencabot_teppoo (3:32:56): "Are you saying that I'm afraid?" vencabot_teppoo (3:33:05): "Well aren't you?" vencabot_teppoo (3:33:14): "Of course not... I'm not afraid of anything..." vencabot_teppoo (3:33:18): "Not even me?" vencabot_teppoo (3:33:30): "You're not exactly intimidating..." vencabot_teppoo (3:33:40): "...There are those who would disagree with you..." vencabot_teppoo (3:33:46): "Don't flatter yourself." vencabot_teppoo (3:33:55): *random conversation in David's mind* elan_einlhander (3:34:00): Right vencabot_teppoo (3:34:23): Between VT and PT, apparently. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:37:24): Anyway, I'm hittin' the sack. Peace be shmizzle, bo-gizzle. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:39): What are you doing to Lacy? Lol. elan_einlhander (19:55:47): Crap, he knows I'm here! vencabot_teppoo (19:55:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:56:20): *runs for it* elan_einlhander (19:56:26): I was just doing what I was todl! vencabot_teppoo (19:56:27): MINE! ~chases you off~ Lol. elan_einlhander (19:56:28): told* vencabot_teppoo (19:56:34): ? elan_einlhander (19:56:48): You told me to tell her stuff because you haven't seen her in forever! vencabot_teppoo (19:56:55): Oh yeah. ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (19:57:02): Thanks. elan_einlhander (19:57:15): Jerk, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:57:17): lol vencabot_teppoo (19:57:23): She said that she was being teased. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:24): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (19:57:29): So I had my gun ready. elan_einlhander (19:57:32): But now that I've met her, I think she's great vencabot_teppoo (19:57:36): Lol. She is. elan_einlhander (19:57:45): Yeah I teased a little, embarassd her with the stuff you told me to say vencabot_teppoo (19:57:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:54): Poor Lacy. elan_einlhander (19:58:07): Yup elan_einlhander (19:58:15): Hearing mushy stuff from a perfect stranger vencabot_teppoo (19:58:39): ~playing Kingdom Hearts? Lol~ elan_einlhander (19:58:49): Aw, she uses the cutest emoticon of all elan_einlhander (19:58:51): All the time elan_einlhander (19:59:53): Now we just need Victoriana to meet LACY elan_einlhander (19:59:57): For no real reason at all vencabot_teppoo (20:00:16): Lol. Man, how girly. elan_einlhander (20:00:32): How very girly. elan_einlhander (20:00:43): Girls do it all the time though, have their spouses meet each other vencabot_teppoo (20:01:35): Like you said, for no reason at all, lol. elan_einlhander (20:01:49): Duck Dodgers is the Green Lantern vencabot_teppoo (20:01:57): He is, lol. That's my favourite episode. elan_einlhander (20:02:12): I don't understand how they can do that elan_einlhander (20:02:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:02:42): ~doesn't understand why he gives Sora Scrappy-Doo's voice~ vencabot_teppoo (20:02:48): "SPLAT!!!" vencabot_teppoo (20:02:52): "PUPPYYYYY POWWWEEEER!" elan_einlhander (20:02:59): ?_? elan_einlhander (20:03:48): Duck Dodgers is so awesome elan_einlhander (20:05:28): *doesn't know what to talk to Lacy about* vencabot_teppoo (20:05:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:45): What a great guy I am, obviously. elan_einlhander (20:06:08): Damn she's cute elan_einlhander (20:06:12): Like Vic but stranger vencabot_teppoo (20:06:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:06:24): We're having a "yuh uh" "nuh uh" fight elan_einlhander (20:06:28): Yuh huh* vencabot_teppoo (20:06:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:07:18): We should have a elan_einlhander (20:07:21): DOUBLE DATE elan_einlhander (20:07:23): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (20:07:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:09:18): Dude, she tricked me, oh my god vencabot_teppoo (20:09:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:09:26): She tricked me Bugs Bunny style vencabot_teppoo (20:09:35): I don't doubt it. vencabot_teppoo (20:09:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:09:51): Have her show you what happened vencabot_teppoo (20:10:03): Why don't ~you~ just show me? elan_einlhander (20:10:13): 'cuz I'm rooting and therefore busy vencabot_teppoo (20:10:21): Lol. Ok. elan_einlhander (20:10:56): *is still baffled* vencabot_teppoo (20:11:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:11:16): Seriously, it only took three rounds to trick me vencabot_teppoo (20:18:37): Nobody likes Paine. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:41): Nobody. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:30:12): You ever notice that, when you maximize a window, the text down on the task-bar becomes bolded? vencabot_teppoo (20:30:24): And when you minimize the window, the text unbolds?Lol. elan_einlhander (20:30:32): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:34:03): "Dancing Yuna! I WANT TO SEE!" vencabot_teppoo (20:34:08): "It'll cost you." elan_einlhander (20:34:21): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:34:45): Brother is THE best character in FFX-2. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:50): No doubt about it. He pwns all. elan_einlhander (20:34:54): Brother? vencabot_teppoo (20:35:05): "Brother." Wait, did you ever play FFX? elan_einlhander (20:35:15): Not that much vencabot_teppoo (20:35:26): Ah. For some reason, I thought you did. elan_einlhander (20:35:28): First two hours vencabot_teppoo (20:35:30): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (20:36:33): Couldn't have said it better myself. vencabot_teppoo (20:36:42): Vencabot_Teppoo: Hail be to Turney. harryturney: hey david whats going on Vencabot_Teppoo: Talking with Lacy for the first time in a week. harryturney: poor guy yet lucky at the same time Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!!! Vencabot_Teppoo: Score-age. elan_einlhander (20:37:02): Score-age vencabot_teppoo (20:37:13): harryturney: now i can play Dragon court even long.... harryturney: oh wait no i cant Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:37:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:38:35): I just realized something... vencabot_teppoo (20:38:47): Digital things, made all of ones and zeros, can NOT be compared to physical mass. elan_einlhander (20:39:01): Nope vencabot_teppoo (20:39:20): So... game characters are both infinitely large and infinitely small compared to you and me. elan_einlhander (20:39:29): O_o vencabot_teppoo (20:41:30): I was just thinking about how the FFX-2 characters kinda look like Barbie dolls, which got me to thinking that they were too detailed to be that size... but then, maybe they're just really detailed... so I thought of the areas as doll-houses... but then I thought that they could be, like, three inch figures in even smaller doll-houses... vencabot_teppoo (20:41:39): And then realized that I have nothing to compare them to... elan_einlhander (20:41:45): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:43:45): Vencabot_Teppoo: DIAAE Vencabot_Teppoo: FAFA Vencabot_Teppoo: GELA Vencabot_Teppoo: SFA Vencabot_Teppoo: SFDLA Vencabot_Teppoo: SDADLS Vencabot_Teppoo: ADLA Vencabot_Teppoo: SDLAS Vencabot_Teppoo: DASD Vencabot_Teppoo: S Vencabot_Teppoo: SS harryturney: slow down harryturney: CALMN DOWN harryturney: slow up harryturney: afds harryturney: fjldsakfjl;kadsjf harryturney: asajdks harryturney: ajs elan_einlhander (20:43:57): pfft elan_einlhander (20:56:19): You jerk vencabot_teppoo (20:56:24): ? elan_einlhander (20:56:31): Way to not tell her I'm a saint vencabot_teppoo (20:56:40): Lol. I did. elan_einlhander (20:56:50): In a GAME elan_einlhander (20:56:58): Doug is a saint ALL THE TIME vencabot_teppoo (20:58:07): No you aren't! Lol... well... actually... elan_einlhander (20:58:19): I AM SO elan_einlhander (20:58:28): Deeeeeep down vencabot_teppoo (20:58:38): Well, the stuff you do with Sera... vencabot_teppoo (20:58:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:58:54): Well, apart from that vencabot_teppoo (20:59:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:59:43): Speaking of Sera, she mailed me her panties vencabot_teppoo (20:59:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:59:58): Kidding of course elan_einlhander (21:00:02): Or elan_einlhander (21:00:03): Am I/ elan_einlhander (21:00:04): ? elan_einlhander (21:02:18): MOOOOOOOOOOOGAR! vencabot_teppoo (21:02:49): Lol. I love this ep. elan_einlhander (21:03:25): Soon my son... soooon. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:35): BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALOOOONE!!!! elan_einlhander (21:03:49): *jams* elan_einlhander (21:04:07): I love that scream vencabot_teppoo (21:04:12): Lol. So do I. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:14): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:04:15): To the stage Billy! elan_einlhander (21:06:03): Dude elan_einlhander (21:06:07): I am such a Pokemon nerd elan_einlhander (21:06:09): I saw elan_einlhander (21:06:16): A sepulchral voice announces, 'All congratulate Kuramaa, who is now a Rogue!' elan_einlhander (21:06:18): And I though elan_einlhander (21:06:23): "Wow, Kuramaa evolved" elan_einlhander (21:06:26): "er, multied" vencabot_teppoo (21:06:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:03): harryturney: men should never wear womens undergarments because the fabrics were never meant to teach a mens privates elan_einlhander (21:09:34): PFFT vencabot_teppoo (21:14:26): Vencabot_Teppoo: Vencabot Teppoo: Harry doesn't know anything. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. harryturney: lol harryturney: lol harryturney: its true harryturney: when i say harryturney said u dont know if i copy or if im talking in the third person vencabot_teppoo (21:14:54): WTF Harry. elan_einlhander (21:15:01): Our favourite game elan_einlhander (21:15:03): WTF Harry vencabot_teppoo (21:15:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:46): I love this commercial, lol. elan_einlhander (21:17:52): Heh vencabot_teppoo (21:21:18): YES!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:21:24): Let it be written... vencabot_teppoo (21:21:30): That David DID achieve Lacy-age tonight. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:36): After a week, exactly. elan_einlhander (21:21:46): Yup yup elan_einlhander (21:21:48): And, so did Doug? elan_einlhander (21:21:50): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (21:21:54): Lol. I guess. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:58): TECHNICALLY. elan_einlhander (21:22:18): TECHNICALLY Doug achieved some quaint Lacy-age vencabot_teppoo (21:22:29): harryturney: chicken shit=scared in mason terms Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Crazy white people. elan_einlhander (21:22:40): Crazy-ass crackers vencabot_teppoo (21:22:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:55): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:23:57): WHAT THE?! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:02): ROF vencabot_teppoo (21:24:05): L elan_einlhander (21:24:05): SHARKS IN THE PEACH vencabot_teppoo (21:24:12): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:24:30): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:25:05): Ghastly has back. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:35): needrealnamehelp: courtney martin has like a million pics of me cause she knows i dont like my pic being taken needrealnamehelp: lol Vencabot Teppoo: Wow, she has a crush on you. Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. needrealnamehelp: i doubt it needrealnamehelp: cause she goes out with chip! needrealnamehelp: for like the last 4 years Vencabot Teppoo: Maybe she's tired of Chip and wants to taste some Kenny-licious white-bread. needrealnamehelp: rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:27:47): needrealnamehelp: shut up david shut up now elan_einlhander (21:27:53): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:28:32): Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny knows it's true. Vencabot Teppoo: I'll give the news to Chip... tell it to him straight, so that there's no miscommunication. elan_einlhander (21:28:55): Because David's a G vencabot_teppoo (21:28:56): needrealnamehelp: lol needrealnamehelp: noooo Vencabot Teppoo: "Kenny's going to take Courtney from you." needrealnamehelp: hahahahaha elan_einlhander (21:29:32): Can you come over early tomorrah? elan_einlhander (21:29:37): Or no ride still? vencabot_teppoo (21:30:12): No ride still, man. Lol. The chances of me getting over there any time during the Winter is extremely slim. Today was colder than yesterday, and tomorrow's going to be colder than today. elan_einlhander (21:30:52): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (21:36:12): needrealnamehelp: hahahah needrealnamehelp: jerk needrealnamehelp: whys it all discolored? Vencabot Teppoo: Because JPGs have less quality than BMPs. needrealnamehelp: and howd you take a screenshot? Vencabot Teppoo: Your mom did it for me. Vencabot Teppoo: She sat on my lap and took a screen-shot of my screen. Vencabot Teppoo: (Yes) elan_einlhander (21:36:35): Shizzam elan_einlhander (21:38:27): Lacy calls Half-elves halflings elan_einlhander (21:38:30): O_O vencabot_teppoo (21:38:41): Lacy? O.o elan_einlhander (21:38:46): I told her I was a half-elf in the game I play elan_einlhander (21:38:48): And she ws like vencabot_teppoo (21:38:53): What were you talking with her about, man. Lol. Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (21:38:54): "Ah, a halfling I see" elan_einlhander (21:38:59): I was like "WHA? No! vencabot_teppoo (21:39:01): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:39:08): Halflings are NOT Half-elves vencabot_teppoo (21:39:12): "By VT's name, he is NOT a Halfling!!!" elan_einlhander (21:39:35): Heavens no vencabot_teppoo (21:42:39): ~in love with Lacy~ vencabot_teppoo (21:42:47): ~more-so than he ever was with Ericka~ Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:43:07): Doug: "Actually, David... I'M with Ericka, now." vencabot_teppoo (21:43:12): David: "..." elan_einlhander (21:43:23): Turns out Victoriana IS Ericka vencabot_teppoo (21:43:26): David:" I... kill..." vencabot_teppoo (21:43:36): Doug:"...David? You ok...?" vencabot_teppoo (21:43:49): David:"...Kill... kill... killkillkillkillKILLKILLKILLKILL!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (21:43:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:19): Have you ever seen what Ericka looks like? elan_einlhander (21:44:27): Nope elan_einlhander (21:44:32): Nor do I want to -_- vencabot_teppoo (21:44:43): Lol. Seriously, you don't... ok, that was hateful and unneccesary, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:49:21): harryturney: 'oh david' says lacy to david as she rubs his leg waiting harryturney: u guys are perverts Vencabot_Teppoo: Harry, lol. harryturney: ~emoting is for pervs~ elan_einlhander (21:50:03): Harry IS a perv though vencabot_teppoo (21:50:43): harryturney: whats that tv harryturney: you say "watch me~ harryturney: i cant not listen to the voice in my head david harryturney: ttyl harryturney: peace Vencabot_Teppoo: Peace elan_einlhander (21:51:03): And there he goes vencabot_teppoo (21:51:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:55:18): Spell: poison - Level 179, modifies strength by -8 for 34 elan_einlhander (21:55:20): Dude elan_einlhander (21:55:29): That is ALL of my strength, I HAVE NO MORE elan_einlhander (21:55:31): THis sucks vencabot_teppoo (21:56:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:54): "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you saw, but forgetting where you saw it." elan_einlhander (21:57:09): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:57:48): "Lion King 1 1/2" ? elan_einlhander (21:57:53): Wtf elan_einlhander (21:59:11): Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey the Teen Titans I missed vencabot_teppoo (21:59:19): Maybe you can help me out... Why do I like Teen Titans? elan_einlhander (22:00:16): Um elan_einlhander (22:00:18): I don't know dude vencabot_teppoo (22:02:23): Best male character = Beastboy vencabot_teppoo (22:02:27): Best female = Starfire vencabot_teppoo (22:02:33): Beastboy and Starfire are awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:03:15): "No, but I'm... savin' up." vencabot_teppoo (22:10:41): I can relate to that situation. elan_einlhander (22:10:51): Lol elan_einlhander (22:10:56): Poor budy vencabot_teppoo (22:11:22): I remember one time I turned into a dog and I was picked up by this alien dude who kept making me change into different languages. elan_einlhander (22:11:37): I know, Jesus vencabot_teppoo (22:11:42): And by languages... vencabot_teppoo (22:11:45): I mean animals. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:48): O.o elan_einlhander (22:12:12): Of course elan_einlhander (22:15:08): BUBBLE vencabot_teppoo (22:15:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:12): STARFIRE elan_einlhander (22:17:30): Aw LOOK AT HER GO vencabot_teppoo (22:19:17): Robin is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:13): Lol. Cyborg is black,. elan_einlhander (22:22:21): He is, so black vencabot_teppoo (22:22:48): Season 2 is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:57): Or maybe I've lost my mind. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:45): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:23:50): ~definately... likes that show~ vencabot_teppoo (22:23:57): I... can't help it. elan_einlhander (22:24:01): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:25:34): YES vencabot_teppoo (22:25:36): I FOUND SONIC JAM elan_einlhander (22:25:40): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (22:25:41): ~was worried that he had lost it~ vencabot_teppoo (22:25:47): Cleaning your room has benefits, lol. elan_einlhander (22:25:54): Awesome elan_einlhander (22:25:59): Now you just need MegaMan 7 vencabot_teppoo (22:26:04): Exactly, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:45): I first bought that game because I loved Megaman X, and thought that they would be similar. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:51): How wrong I was... How vencabot_teppoo (22:26:52): wrong vencabot_teppoo (22:26:53): I elan_einlhander (22:26:53): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:26:53): was vencabot_teppoo (22:26:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:19): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:21): "Steve." elan_einlhander (22:28:07): I still can't believe that Green Lantern episode elan_einlhander (22:28:18): It wasn't a cheesy imitation, they WERE the Green Lantern Core vencabot_teppoo (22:28:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:29:34): And that Iron Giant episode placed RIGHT after the marothon. elan_einlhander (22:29:41): I know vencabot_teppoo (22:29:42): Duck Dodgers is awesome. elan_einlhander (22:29:47): Kuku Kachuu vencabot_teppoo (22:42:32): How was the first episode of Samurai Jack so good, and yet the rest so retarded? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:42:43): Lol, I dunno vencabot_teppoo (22:55:49): Suburbanites have no lives. elan_einlhander (22:55:59): Nay vencabot_teppoo (23:00:09): lol vencabot_teppoo (23:01:39): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:01:57): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:01:59): I love this show. elan_einlhander (23:02:04): You do? vencabot_teppoo (23:02:11): I do. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:17): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:02:44): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:02:46): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:03:21): LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:08:19): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:10:24): ROOOFL vencabot_teppoo (23:11:21): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:17:23): rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:17:24): rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:17:33): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:17:35): LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:17:51): I love this show. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:13): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:18:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:18:37): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:19:10): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:19:13): ROOOOOFL vencabot_teppoo (23:19:33): I love this show. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:38): AHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (23:20:46): ROOFL vencabot_teppoo (23:20:56): Junior is awesome. elan_einlhander (23:21:00): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:21:02): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:21:03): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:21:05): AHAHAHAHAHAHA elan_einlhander (23:21:50): LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:23:12): SHANON IS GOING TO SAVE THE PLAY!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:23:27): OH NO!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:23:44): GO PHENTON!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:24:05): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:24:09): SHIZZAM vencabot_teppoo (23:25:05): YES vencabot_teppoo (23:25:08): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:21): Junior got stuck, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:31): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:32:22): My room is ALMOST clean. vencabot_teppoo (23:33:19): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:33:31): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (23:35:11): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:35:17): LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:35:31): LOLOLOLOL elan_einlhander (23:35:42): LOL! elan_einlhander (23:35:49): PFFT vencabot_teppoo (23:35:49): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:08): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:20): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:32): I'm tired to the point where everything is funn-ROFLROFELF elan_einlhander (23:36:38): Me too yo vencabot_teppoo (23:36:43): RKF, vencabot_teppoo (23:36:44): EaGFAfsAASdA elan_einlhander (23:36:45): LOL! elan_einlhander (23:36:48): YES vencabot_teppoo (23:36:52): GET DOWN elan_einlhander (23:36:56): SHIZZAM vencabot_teppoo (23:37:18): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:37:31): LOL! vencabot_teppoo (23:37:32): YES elan_einlhander (23:37:41): DEVOUR YOUR ENEMY vencabot_teppoo (23:38:16): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:38:17): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:38:17): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:38:20): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (23:38:59): GO BEES!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:39:14): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:53): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:40:02): ROCK ON vencabot_teppoo (23:40:21): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:42:48): Wow. Suddenly, I feel very odd. elan_einlhander (23:42:56): How so? vencabot_teppoo (23:43:04): I'm going to bed, lol. Peace. Wait, I know what this feeling is... Lol. elan_einlhander (23:43:12): is it LOVE? elan_einlhander (23:43:15): Or nausea? elan_einlhander (23:43:23): because they're similar vencabot_teppoo (23:43:24): It's retarded. I'm not making any sense, lol. I'm gonna go get hygenic. elan_einlhander (23:43:30): Right elan_einlhander (23:43:35): So am I actually 1-19-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:11:41): I haven't even gotten up, yet. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:46): My friend Hali came on. elan_einlhander (0:11:50): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:11:52): But I should really go to bed. elan_einlhander (0:12:02): nah it's only midnight vencabot_teppoo (0:12:43): I'm gonna start getting hygenic at 12:30, no matter what. Dude; Notice how all of our close friends are girls? elan_einlhander (0:12:57): Hm, you're right they are elan_einlhander (0:13:04): That either makes us gay or flirts vencabot_teppoo (0:13:09): Thank goodness we're straight. elan_einlhander (0:13:10): I'm gonna go with the latter vencabot_teppoo (0:13:24): I can't stand flirts... I just think that... well... guys are idiots online, lol. elan_einlhander (0:13:33): Lol, we're guys though vencabot_teppoo (0:13:41): Well, I mean, in general, lol. elan_einlhander (0:13:44): I think girls are better company elan_einlhander (0:13:47): Not dickheads elan_einlhander (0:13:58): And way easier to talk to about issues vencabot_teppoo (0:15:23): Actually... I have as many chick friends as guy friends online... vencabot_teppoo (0:15:30): But still way more chick friends than I have IRL. elan_einlhander (0:15:36): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (0:15:46): My Yahoo list is like 90% female elan_einlhander (0:15:50): AIM is more male elan_einlhander (0:15:52): Interesting vencabot_teppoo (0:15:59): Lol. What are we even talking about. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:05): We're both insanely tired for 12:15 at night. elan_einlhander (0:16:16): Yep vencabot_teppoo (0:24:13): lol vencabot_teppoo (0:24:23): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:25:21): WHAT??! vencabot_teppoo (0:25:22): !d?d?AS vencabot_teppoo (0:25:23): DASD vencabot_teppoo (0:25:27): DOUG elan_einlhander (0:25:27): WHa? elan_einlhander (0:25:30): WHat David? vencabot_teppoo (0:25:32): In... the credits... vencabot_teppoo (0:25:36): Of The Brak Show... vencabot_teppoo (0:25:42): Some guy named "Elan." vencabot_teppoo (0:25:43): First name. elan_einlhander (0:25:45): ajsgjsdg'jkzsdf\zG]KGSg\ elan_einlhander (0:25:47): w]sdogjaqgjKGH] elan_einlhander (0:25:48): kiS elan_einlhander (0:25:48): g\kggkasd[p elan_einlhander (0:25:49): gspgjk elan_einlhander (0:25:51): NO elan_einlhander (0:25:53): NO NO NO elan_einlhander (0:25:57): YOU LIE elan_einlhander (0:26:18): GOD DAMN YOU LIE elan_einlhander (0:26:26): *cocks a gun and points it to your head8 elan_einlhander (0:26:39): TELL ME YOU'RE LYINH elan_einlhander (0:26:42): LYING* vencabot_teppoo (0:27:47): Ok, maybe I'm just too sleepy to be thinking straight. vencabot_teppoo (0:27:57): There was no Yahoo! results for "brak show elan" elan_einlhander (0:28:03): Better not be yo elan_einlhander (0:29:31): Woah elan_einlhander (0:29:36): Koree's.... depressed? elan_einlhander (0:29:40): Koree has emotions? vencabot_teppoo (0:29:47): What? That ain't good. elan_einlhander (0:29:57): Nope elan_einlhander (0:30:00): He's real down vencabot_teppoo (0:30:07): From what? elan_einlhander (0:30:16): About how he has no one vencabot_teppoo (0:30:28): Should I message him? elan_einlhander (0:30:33): No, I wouldn't elan_einlhander (0:30:38): Not sure if he wants everyone knowing vencabot_teppoo (0:31:05): Yeah, that's what I was thinking. elan_einlhander (0:31:11): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (0:32:01): ~puts on encouraging music to help give Koree advice, cosidering this has never happened in our ten years of friendship~ vencabot_teppoo (0:32:15): Yeah, that's insane. elan_einlhander (0:32:33): I mean, he's never come to me depressed, or any thing but completely calm elan_einlhander (0:32:42): I've never even really seen him angry elan_einlhander (0:32:47): Frustrated maybe elan_einlhander (0:32:49): Happy kinda elan_einlhander (0:32:52): But that's about it vencabot_teppoo (0:33:27): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:44:46): I apprently have three copies of the same song, just with different names vencabot_teppoo (0:53:42): Heehee... it happens. elan_einlhander (0:53:53): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:59:29): Mmm... vencabot_teppoo (0:59:35): Mmmmmmmm....... elan_einlhander (0:59:37): Wha elan_einlhander (0:59:39): Oh vencabot_teppoo (0:59:42): Beeeebop.... vencabot_teppoo (1:00:00): Oh my gosh.... How is this still so awesome, after all of this time. elan_einlhander (1:00:07): I dunno elan_einlhander (1:00:10): But it is vencabot_teppoo (1:00:11): I'd definately call it the best anime ever made... elan_einlhander (1:00:19): *jams* elan_einlhander (1:00:25): I can't get enough of this song vencabot_teppoo (1:00:58): It's true. This really DID become its own genre. elan_einlhander (1:01:06): mmm vencabot_teppoo (1:01:20): I mean, is it really anime? Is it action or drama? WHAT IS IT? It's Bebop, that's what. elan_einlhander (1:01:33): That's all that needs to be said vencabot_teppoo (1:02:20): Alright. I'm gonna go finish getting hygenic. Peace. elan_einlhander (1:02:27): Peace vencabot_teppoo (1:23:22): Final good bye, peace, G. elan_einlhander (1:23:32): See yah vencabot_teppoo (1:24:24): ~for the first time, his MSN name is OBNOXIOUSLY long... like the old screen names he used to abhor, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (1:24:39): ~poofies off to bed, with his obnoxiously long name~ vencabot_teppoo (12:34:11): Ed Edd & Eddy, lol. elan_einlhander (12:34:19): Is awesome vencabot_teppoo (12:35:12): "But it has your FACE on it, DD!" vencabot_teppoo (12:38:59): Jimmy is the best. vencabot_teppoo (12:39:22): "IT'S MINE!!!" elan_einlhander (12:39:34): NO ED vencabot_teppoo (12:39:47): Rofl. elan_einlhander (12:45:03): Jimmy is so innocent, yet pure evil vencabot_teppoo (12:45:12): LOl. vencabot_teppoo (12:46:05): Buzz buzz BUZZ OFF JOHNNY!!! vencabot_teppoo (12:46:06): Buzz buzz BUZZ OFF JOHNNY!!! vencabot_teppoo (12:46:14): Buzz buzz BUZZ OFF JOHN-AaGhHHhhhH!HH! elan_einlhander (12:55:26): Lol, I have to beat someone up in MM now for picking on Lunabell elan_einlhander (12:58:43): Fine fuck you too vencabot_teppoo (13:48:46): Ed, Edd, & Eddy, lol. elan_einlhander (13:48:54): I love this one vencabot_teppoo (13:51:47): Rofl. elan_einlhander (13:51:52): LOL vencabot_teppoo (13:53:10): "I AM NEPTUNE! KING OF TH-" elan_einlhander (14:44:29): Eddy's key vencabot_teppoo (14:44:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:45:31): Camel dust elan_einlhander (14:48:40): I'm still not even dressed, I don't wanna go to work ;_; vencabot_teppoo (14:48:51): Awww, lol. elan_einlhander (14:49:05): Doug uses cry-baby emoticon vencabot_teppoo (14:49:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:11:36): http://sacha.free.net.ph/notebook/learn/japanese/review elan_einlhander (15:13:35): DUDE vencabot_teppoo (15:13:41): ? elan_einlhander (15:13:50): Japanese elan_einlhander (15:13:52): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (15:13:53): Heehee. elan_einlhander (15:15:18): Did you make this? vencabot_teppoo (15:15:23): Yes. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:25): (No) vencabot_teppoo (15:15:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:15:33): Lol, okay vencabot_teppoo (15:19:18): needrealnamehelp: awe man negative past and negative past weatehr things Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny... Vencabot Teppoo: Commas. elan_einlhander (15:19:33): For real. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:20): this way (polite) : kochira that way (polite) : sochira that way over there (polite) : achira what way (polite) : dochira vencabot_teppoo (15:31:31): This way, that way, that way, what way. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:35:40): person : hito friend : tomodachi sweetheart : koibito vencabot_teppoo (15:35:45): Koibito... awesome. elan_einlhander (15:36:13): Koibito? Awesome elan_einlhander (15:36:20): Gonna call Vic Koibito now vencabot_teppoo (15:36:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:33): Heya, Doug. elan_einlhander (20:19:03): Hello. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:38): Brb, gotta call mommy. If Lacy comes on, deliver the message that I'll be back, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:48): *secret hand-shake* elan_einlhander (20:20:00): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (20:22:56): I have the ability to call matrons at amazing speeds. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:01): Lol. Her phone-line was busy. elan_einlhander (20:23:05): Ah vencabot_teppoo (20:24:18): I think I'm gonna have to sleep on the couch tonight, lol. elan_einlhander (20:24:31): Why? vencabot_teppoo (20:25:28): Because the final phase of Clean David's Room is in effect, and all that's left is the vacuuming... and we dont own a vacuum... and it's so dusty in my room that if I slept there, I wouldn't be able to breathe in the morning. elan_einlhander (20:25:42): I see vencabot_teppoo (20:26:00): Thank goodness I got two great laz-e boy chairs. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:02): For one, vencabot_teppoo (20:26:03): great vencabot_teppoo (20:26:04): low vencabot_teppoo (20:26:04): price. elan_einlhander (20:26:08): Yup yup elan_einlhander (20:26:20): I gotta do like my whole Japanese packet tonight vencabot_teppoo (20:26:31): That suxx0rz. elan_einlhander (20:26:38): yeah elan_einlhander (20:26:50): And then my entire Statistics project/final tomorrow elan_einlhander (20:27:00): And my entire Histroy packet/final on Wednesda elan_einlhander (20:27:04): Wednesday* vencabot_teppoo (20:27:14): Man, that sucks. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:20): I'm gonna brb again. Peace. elan_einlhander (21:08:11): Lansing leaves west. elan_einlhander (21:08:13): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (21:08:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:08:50): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:08:56): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (21:09:12): MSN.com, the "people section": vencabot_teppoo (21:09:20): People vencabot_teppoo (21:09:21): Groups vencabot_teppoo (21:09:22): Kids vencabot_teppoo (21:09:24): Latino vencabot_teppoo (21:09:27): That's all. vencabot_teppoo (21:09:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:35): History Channel. elan_einlhander (21:13:42): Hm? elan_einlhander (21:13:47): *turns TV on* vencabot_teppoo (21:13:49): Barbarians. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:52): If you care. elan_einlhander (21:14:17): What channel again? elan_einlhander (21:14:19): Number, that is vencabot_teppoo (21:14:29): 63. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:31): I think. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:32): Or 64. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:41): Liberty commercial on now. elan_einlhander (21:14:48): Yeah, I got it vencabot_teppoo (21:14:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:15:42): Barbarism vencabot_teppoo (21:27:08): "As a former fetus, I'm against abortion." vencabot_teppoo (21:27:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:15): Lol elan_einlhander (21:27:19): I like that argument vencabot_teppoo (21:27:24): It's a good argument, lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:27): It is too vencabot_teppoo (21:28:03): "When I was a little fetus, my mom swallowed a knife and some wood and so I started whittling little creatures to pass some time..." elan_einlhander (21:36:03): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:36:10): Go birds go. elan_einlhander (21:36:10): tying flaming sticks to birds vencabot_teppoo (21:37:15): Nothing like searching for a webpage with only the information that it starts with a 'p' and ends with either 'isto' or 'sito.' vencabot_teppoo (21:37:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:37:30): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:37:39): And yet I keep searching. elan_einlhander (21:38:38): SPARTICUS vencabot_teppoo (21:38:51): Me and John have seen that special so many times, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:39:10): Sparticus is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:39:37): CISCO!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:39:43): GET HYPE vencabot_teppoo (21:40:59): LOSING MY MIND. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:07): Why do I only have two days worth of history? elan_einlhander (21:41:30): Huh? vencabot_teppoo (21:41:41): Grrr... never mind. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:43): >_< vencabot_teppoo (21:42:43): Cursed difficult to remember Spanish words. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:47): Propisito vencabot_teppoo (21:42:51): Proprisito vencabot_teppoo (21:42:54): Propi-sito vencabot_teppoo (21:42:57): Propis-ito vencabot_teppoo (21:42:59): I HAVE NO IDEA vencabot_teppoo (21:43:02): ~tears hair out vencabot_teppoo (21:45:23): I FOUND IT elan_einlhander (21:45:30): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (22:10:06): Vencabot Teppoo: ~is internet-boy... ONE with the internet...~ Vencabot Teppoo: 01000001011101110110010101110011011011110110110101100101 Vencabot Teppoo: Subtitle: Awesome. elan_einlhander (22:10:20): Kick-ass vencabot_teppoo (22:11:32): 0111000001101000001100110011010001110010001000000110110100110011 vencabot_teppoo (22:11:39): Subtitle: ph34r m3 vencabot_teppoo (22:13:12): I encoded that by hand, and then found a converter online, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:03): I should memorize the entire ASCII chart... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:07): What a freak ~I~ would be. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:44): And so it begins. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:35): PongBong328: what would you call....the norm....doing what has been done in the past, and thats why males questioned the compitence of women Vencabot Teppoo: THE STATUS QUO!!!!!!!!!! PongBong328: great!!!!! Vencabot Teppoo: I've been waiting years for a chance to use that phrase, lol. PongBong328: and it fits SO perfect! Vencabot Teppoo: It truly, truly does. Wow, lol. elan_einlhander (22:44:59): Are you ready..... elan_einlhander (22:45:00): fro elan_einlhander (22:45:01): for* elan_einlhander (22:45:11): THE PHYSICS PHINAL?????? vencabot_teppoo (22:46:31): Lol. Not really. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:44): I've got a baaaad feeling. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:52): I took the CISCO final. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:54): It was insanely hard. elan_einlhander (22:47:08): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (22:47:10): Foster made it himself, intentionally with all of the stuff that most of us DIDN'T study vencabot_teppoo (22:47:29): I can only assume that he would use the same philosophy for the AP Physics final. vencabot_teppoo (22:50:55): Dad, making up a monster... vencabot_teppoo (22:50:58): Meso the Lioma. elan_einlhander (22:51:04): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:51:07): Because my dad is insane, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:21): "Meso the Lioma? Is that some kind of biblical monster?" elan_einlhander (22:51:27): Lol elan_einlhander (22:51:30): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:52:45): I've got half a mind to stay up all night. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:53): Can't sleep in my bed anyway. Half-day tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (22:53:17): Lol. Fight enactmentr. vencabot_teppoo (22:53:45): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:12): "The one thing that the Romans had goin' for them was that they had a LOT of stuff... I mean, the Goths could only carry so much." vencabot_teppoo (22:55:35): ROFL. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:39): He succumb to a fever. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:08): After taking down a NATION with ten times as many troops as him... vencabot_teppoo (22:56:14): "Man, I feel a little warm." vencabot_teppoo (22:56:15): x_x vencabot_teppoo (22:56:27): *ker-dead* vencabot_teppoo (22:59:16): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:59:16): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:00:23): YES!!! elan_einlhander (23:00:31): I'M SPARTICUS! vencabot_teppoo (23:00:49): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:53): Peel out. elan_einlhander (23:00:56): David, WE are Sparticus. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:37): We am Sparticus elan_einlhander (23:02:06): We am elan_einlhander (23:09:32): Call me elan_einlhander (23:09:35): Burn Dinorex elan_einlhander (23:09:39): -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:09:48): Call me... VT. vencabot_teppoo (23:09:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:09:57): No elan_einlhander (23:09:58): I call you elan_einlhander (23:10:11): Cyber Peacock. elan_einlhander (23:10:12): -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:10:23): Dahkuri Teppoo = Perfect Teppoo = PT = Zero-Ten. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:30): ~all of his characters have at least three names, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (23:10:49): Alamosa Teppoo = Virtual Teppoo = Vencabot Teppoo = VT elan_einlhander (23:11:17): Wait what elan_einlhander (23:11:22): Alamosa Teppoo? elan_einlhander (23:11:23): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:11:31): Alamosa Teppoo is VT's Kano name. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:38): Like Dahkuri Teppoo is PT's Kano name. elan_einlhander (23:11:45): I see elan_einlhander (23:15:38): Tdawgwall: I...THREW....A SHURIKEN(ninja star sharp thing)...INTO..MY..LEG vencabot_teppoo (23:15:51): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:15:53): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (23:16:16): Yeah, apparently he was playing with a Shuriken and tossed it into his leg and is bleeding vencabot_teppoo (23:16:21): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:16:28): Yeah that was good vencabot_teppoo (23:17:43): Thomas is probably the first guy in two hundred years to have a shuriken thrown into his leg. vencabot_teppoo (23:17:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:17:51): I think so vencabot_teppoo (23:19:20): Well, I'm gonna take over the school. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:22): One way vencabot_teppoo (23:19:24): Or another. elan_einlhander (23:19:30): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:00): Alright, going to get hygenic. Peace. 1-20-04 elan_einlhander (0:16:54): What the fuck is our problem? elan_einlhander (0:16:59): We shot and killed the KID? vencabot_teppoo (0:17:05): ? elan_einlhander (0:17:14): Still watching History? vencabot_teppoo (0:17:23): Nope. Studying. elan_einlhander (0:17:26): Oh elan_einlhander (0:17:27): Damn vencabot_teppoo (0:17:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:17:36): Take it I missed something good. elan_einlhander (0:17:40): Yah, kinda. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:07): Do you think that I'll have a higher chance of maintaining my sanity WITH or WITHOUT writing random insane poetry through the night? elan_einlhander (0:29:19): Without elan_einlhander (0:29:23): No wait elan_einlhander (0:29:24): With vencabot_teppoo (0:30:08): Lol. It's hard to tell. If I START writing it, it might start making my head go loopy... but if I don't, maybe the insanity will build up. I already wrote way too much insane poetry and made an insane program for it using insane spreadsheet software earlier today, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:34:13): How do you find the mean of a set of numbers? vencabot_teppoo (0:34:22): Isn't the mean different from the- Oh wait. vencabot_teppoo (0:34:25): Mean IS the average. elan_einlhander (0:34:30): Add them together and divide by the total number vencabot_teppoo (0:34:31): I was thinking of a median. vencabot_teppoo (0:34:39): But anyway... How do you find a median then? Lol. elan_einlhander (0:34:45): Middle number vencabot_teppoo (0:34:49): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (0:34:53): Lol. It's been awhile. vencabot_teppoo (0:37:45): She get's ROCK AND ROLLED... vencabot_teppoo (0:37:51): At a ROCK AND ROLL STATION! vencabot_teppoo (0:37:57): In a Rock and Roll dream... vencabot_teppoo (0:38:02): She's makin' movies! vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): On location. vencabot_teppoo (0:38:10): She don't know what it means. vencabot_teppoo (0:38:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:38:11): What're you babbling about? vencabot_teppoo (0:38:17): It's a song by Dire Straits. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:21): www.physicsclassroom.com vencabot_teppoo (0:43:24): ^_^ elan_einlhander (0:51:44): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (0:51:48): Life just got a lot better. elan_einlhander (0:51:48): Miss Lacy vencabot_teppoo (0:51:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:51:52): *swoon* vencabot_teppoo (0:51:55): ~stab~ vencabot_teppoo (0:51:58): MINE elan_einlhander (0:52:25): Naw, she's so into me vencabot_teppoo (0:52:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:52:35): Lacy = in love with Doug. elan_einlhander (0:53:15): She just doesn't know it vencabot_teppoo (0:53:16): What are the two basic postulates of relativity? elan_einlhander (0:53:24): Um vencabot_teppoo (0:53:41): "What goes up comes down..." elan_einlhander (0:53:43): The laws of physics remain the same vencabot_teppoo (0:53:47): "...What goes around comes around?" vencabot_teppoo (0:53:48): Lol elan_einlhander (0:53:50): In all speeds elan_einlhander (0:54:02): and the other I dunno vencabot_teppoo (0:56:45): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (0:57:28): The laws of physics are the same in any inertial frame, regardless of position or velocity." vencabot_teppoo (0:57:32): "The speed of light is constant." vencabot_teppoo (0:57:39): Badda bing. vencabot_teppoo (0:58:46): Man. Lol, I just thought something that should never, ever come from my head. vencabot_teppoo (0:58:51): And so I'm not even gonna say it. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:20): Crap. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:26): The Sphinx got me. vencabot_teppoo (1:13:29): I'm gonna die. elan_einlhander (1:13:30): Wha? vencabot_teppoo (1:14:07): The Sphinx. I was walking through the internet, minding my own business... when the Sphinx swooped down and asked me a riddle. Everyone who knows the legend of the Sphinx knows what happens next... vencabot_teppoo (1:14:41): "Here is my riddle: Beside you are two balls. One is hollow, the other is solid. Tell me which is which." vencabot_teppoo (1:14:55): I'm dead meat, lol. elan_einlhander (1:14:58): Lol elan_einlhander (1:15:07): Um, that's an interesting one vencabot_teppoo (1:15:40): Wait...I can tell which one is which using Newton's laws, can't I...? Intertia! vencabot_teppoo (1:15:45): Intertia equals... elan_einlhander (1:15:47): Shut up elan_einlhander (1:15:50): right now elan_einlhander (1:15:58): I swear I'll stab you elan_einlhander (1:16:01): WITH the ball vencabot_teppoo (1:16:06): Mass... times... velocity? I NEED YOUR HELP MAN I DON'T WANNA BE SPHINX CHOW. elan_einlhander (1:16:23): Mass times velocity is momentum vencabot_teppoo (1:18:03): Ok... so inertia has nothing to do with velocity, does it? No matter how fast something is moving, it always has the same resistance to change in motion... elan_einlhander (1:18:34): Inertia is mass and volume maybe elan_einlhander (1:18:39): I dunno vencabot_teppoo (1:19:07): The solid ball has more mass, and will have more inertia, and thus has more resistance to change in motion. Well, either well, I'm gonna tell the Sphinx that the hollow one is the easier one to move. elan_einlhander (1:19:22): Dude elan_einlhander (1:19:26): That's common sense vencabot_teppoo (1:19:45): >_O ~doesn't wanna get eaten~ elan_einlhander (1:19:57): I think you should get eaten regardless vencabot_teppoo (1:20:46): Well, both balls are the same weight, I just noticed by picking one up... The hollow one is coated with metal so that they're the same weight. elan_einlhander (1:21:09): So wouldn't you be able to tell by the metal? vencabot_teppoo (1:21:50): Well, it's coated again with the same material as the other ball, lol. Ok, and I have a plank of wood to help me... and I have a lot of time to figure this out, since Sphinx buddy says that he's not really hungry. elan_einlhander (1:22:14): Dude, throw them, the hollow one will go further elan_einlhander (1:22:15): Done vencabot_teppoo (1:22:31): Are you sure? I mean, they're the same weight... I'm gonna go look up the equation for inertia. elan_einlhander (1:22:38): You do that vencabot_teppoo (1:22:40): And then use the plank as a ramp. elan_einlhander (1:22:49): Or elan_einlhander (1:22:51): Pop the ball vencabot_teppoo (1:22:57): Pop it? Lol. elan_einlhander (1:26:40): D-dude elan_einlhander (1:26:42): Lacy elan_einlhander (1:26:52): *twitching* >_O vencabot_teppoo (1:27:22): ? elan_einlhander (1:27:34): Did she tell you about the inheritance thing? elan_einlhander (1:27:37): O_< vencabot_teppoo (1:27:39): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (1:27:41): Just now. elan_einlhander (1:27:50): Abalabalabalabalaba vencabot_teppoo (1:28:57): We're not really positive that it's legit, though... vencabot_teppoo (1:29:04): I'm glad that she's being wary. elan_einlhander (1:29:05): She says it is elan_einlhander (1:29:08): I am too elan_einlhander (1:29:14): But that doesn't make ANY sense vencabot_teppoo (1:35:51): Meanwhile, I'm tearing my hair out because I can't figure out how to not get my innards torn out by a Sphinx, lol. If two things have equal weight, then they also have equal mass. A scientific fact. The equation for inertia is F=MA... Since both balls weigh the same, the F would be the same... and they both have the same mass, SO they would both have the same acceleration, and thus the same inertia. elan_einlhander (1:36:35): Right elan_einlhander (1:36:39): And meanwhile elan_einlhander (1:36:49): Elan is going to bed because Seraphin isn't coming back vencabot_teppoo (1:36:58): Aww... Way to leave me to get eaten. vencabot_teppoo (1:37:00): Peace, lol. elan_einlhander (1:37:11): Hope you're not eaten in the morning vencabot_teppoo (1:37:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:42:33): Woop wah elan_einlhander (12:42:40): I got a letter from Seraphin ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (12:42:45): YAY! ^_^ elan_einlhander (12:42:59): Dude, we did the double happy-face thing again elan_einlhander (12:43:05): *awkward silence* vencabot_teppoo (12:43:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:45:14): *also apparently got a letter from work* vencabot_teppoo (12:45:19): O.o elan_einlhander (12:45:23): Oh my, not quite so excited about that one vencabot_teppoo (12:45:29): rofl elan_einlhander (12:47:41): Oh elan_einlhander (12:47:49): It's approaving my medical leave elan_einlhander (12:47:54): Two weeks after I had it, lol vencabot_teppoo (12:47:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:52:46): @_@ elan_einlhander (12:52:47): *dies* vencabot_teppoo (12:53:06): ? elan_einlhander (12:53:12): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (12:53:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:53:26): Shrug of the DEAD vencabot_teppoo (12:53:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:53:55): ~does the Lacy-summoning dance~ elan_einlhander (12:54:04): *joins in the dance* vencabot_teppoo (12:54:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:54:18): *strips down for no apparent reason and dances in the moon light* vencabot_teppoo (12:54:37): I love that song so much. Download "Dancing in the Moonlight" by Van Morrisson right now. vencabot_teppoo (12:55:20): Van Morrisson is awesome. He's an OG... ORIGINAL gangsta... lol. An old folk writer from, like, the seventies... That and Brown Eyed Girl are two excellent songs by him. I might buy his CD. vencabot_teppoo (12:58:29): The Pope should get his own TV channel. elan_einlhander (12:58:46): And why is that? elan_einlhander (12:58:55): ~I~ say vencabot_teppoo (12:58:57): Well, he has his own nation... He's got enough power. elan_einlhander (12:59:00): the Pope's a jerk. vencabot_teppoo (12:59:03): It should be a music video channel. elan_einlhander (12:59:14): Kazzam elan_einlhander (12:59:16): Er elan_einlhander (12:59:17): Shizzam elan_einlhander (12:59:26): Forgot my catch phrase for a second there vencabot_teppoo (13:03:08): Sail boats are an insane concept. I bet, in the year 3000, it'll be considered high-tech ALL over again. elan_einlhander (13:03:21): Hehe, you're pry right vencabot_teppoo (13:03:31): "You mean it DOESN'T USE FUEL?!" vencabot_teppoo (13:03:39): "For real. It just uses the natural element of wind." vencabot_teppoo (13:03:44): "You're joshin' me." vencabot_teppoo (13:03:46): "No kidding." vencabot_teppoo (13:03:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:03:56): Lol elan_einlhander (13:25:08): Dude, .Hack has freaking awesome music vencabot_teppoo (14:39:00): ~thinking of changing his name to "Sir Dougsmomsalot"~ elan_einlhander (14:39:34): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (14:39:39): ? elan_einlhander (14:39:50): I I thought it was funne elan_einlhander (14:39:56): funny* vencabot_teppoo (14:40:22): Lol. I'm sorry, it wasn't. Even ~I'm~ ashamed of that joke... Well, actually, the whole "yer mom" thing regained 50% of its humor when I did it to Ken, because he freaked out, lol. elan_einlhander (14:40:38): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (14:40:51): He thought some jerk had hijacked my computer, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:41:33): He was like, "DUDE! What could you possibly be doing online for 11 hours?!" vencabot_teppoo (14:42:52): And I was like, "Your mom, most likely." vencabot_teppoo (14:42:58): And then he didn't say anything. vencabot_teppoo (14:43:06): And the next day he was like, "Was that you last night?" vencabot_teppoo (14:43:11): And I was like, "...What?" vencabot_teppoo (14:43:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:45:40): Rogue clothes-pin vencabot_teppoo (14:51:52): Man, I'm sleepy... vencabot_teppoo (14:52:02): What finals do we have tomorrow? elan_einlhander (14:52:36): Uh elan_einlhander (14:52:40): 3A and 4B elan_einlhander (14:52:44): So just 3A vencabot_teppoo (14:53:57): Oooh, FST final for me. vencabot_teppoo (14:54:10): I'm going to display complete and total pwnage over that test. elan_einlhander (14:54:21): pwnage you say? vencabot_teppoo (14:54:43): But I should probably still at least look over the material... vencabot_teppoo (14:57:43): Dang, this song is cool,lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:57:48): Dad made an ELO fan out of me. elan_einlhander (14:57:54): ELO? vencabot_teppoo (14:58:00): Electric Light Orchestra. elan_einlhander (14:58:13): Ah vencabot_teppoo (14:58:25): There's gonna be a showdown... vencabot_teppoo (14:58:32): And it's raining... all over the world.... vencabot_teppoo (14:58:37): Raining... all over the world... vencabot_teppoo (14:58:39): TONIGHT!! vencabot_teppoo (14:58:44): The looongest night... vencabot_teppoo (14:58:44): ~jam~ vencabot_teppoo (14:59:02): It's so awesome. When he says "Tonight," all of the instruments cut out, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:59:09): And then they just start jamming. vencabot_teppoo (14:59:31): You have a DVD player, right? elan_einlhander (14:59:35): I do vencabot_teppoo (15:00:08): Then I'm gonna have to bring over the ELO disk, because it's awesome. It's a live show... but it's really awesome. They aren't called "Electric Light Orchesta" for nothing, lol. elan_einlhander (15:00:19): I see vencabot_teppoo (15:00:45): They're an orchestra, but with electric guitars and synthesizers... and they're stage, like... lights up like crazy, lol. And it really sounds good. vencabot_teppoo (15:02:10): But I ~do~ hate that lyric... vencabot_teppoo (15:02:14): "You fly... so high." vencabot_teppoo (15:02:16): *gag( vencabot_teppoo (15:44:30): "Hiff" is the best verb ever. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:52): "Hiff" is MY verb for Verb Now. elan_einlhander (17:10:14): Aura, evil version, is pimpessive vencabot_teppoo (17:10:25): ? elan_einlhander (17:10:33): .Hack song vencabot_teppoo (17:10:38): Ah. elan_einlhander (17:10:40): It's called "Aura, Evil Version" vencabot_teppoo (17:10:45): Awesome, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:52): Isnt Aura the name of a character from that show? elan_einlhander (17:10:56): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (17:11:19): So, Aura, Evil Version, is probably a song from the game when the evil version of Aura is around. elan_einlhander (17:11:34): No I think it's just an evil verion of Aura's theme vencabot_teppoo (17:11:34): ~assuming~ elan_einlhander (17:11:35): I have Aura elan_einlhander (17:11:45): And it's the same, just sounds daemonic vencabot_teppoo (17:11:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:37): I used to prefer milk chocolate. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:44): But then, as I aged, I gravitated towards almonds. elan_einlhander (17:12:52): Almonds tended to kill me elan_einlhander (17:12:58): So it was milk chocolate all the way vencabot_teppoo (17:13:01): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:14:07): I AM A VERB!!!!!! elan_einlhander (17:14:14): WOOHOO vencabot_teppoo (17:15:38): "NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT YOU EXIST!!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:16:48): Aww. vencabot_teppoo (17:16:53): Poor Captain Gundam. elan_einlhander (17:17:03): Yeah, poor G buddy vencabot_teppoo (17:17:49): "Ready to launch." vencabot_teppoo (17:17:53): *jumps* vencabot_teppoo (17:17:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:18:01): *jumps as well* elan_einlhander (17:18:06): *hits head on cieling* vencabot_teppoo (17:18:08): Huuungreeeeeeeeeeee... elan_einlhander (17:18:10): *passes out* vencabot_teppoo (17:18:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:18:25): ~ties Doug to the ceiling fan~ vencabot_teppoo (17:18:32): ~watches him spin 'round and 'round elan_einlhander (17:18:39): *lays limp like a corpse while he spins* vencabot_teppoo (17:19:31): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:44): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:20:00): Shizzam elan_einlhander (17:20:30): A Crane of.... um.... DARKNESS vencabot_teppoo (17:20:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:20:39): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:20:51): Just pulling cranes out of thin air. elan_einlhander (17:21:09): GET IT??/ elan_einlhander (17:21:12): He's in a BOX elan_einlhander (17:21:17): So he's BOXED IN vencabot_teppoo (17:21:36): B-but he's not in a box... vencabot_teppoo (17:21:40): He's BENEATH a box. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:21:44): Hm elan_einlhander (17:21:46): OH WELL elan_einlhander (17:21:51): IT'S STILL FUNNY vencabot_teppoo (17:21:57): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (17:22:00): SUPER SAIYAN! vencabot_teppoo (17:22:07): YES elan_einlhander (17:22:12): SUPER SAIYAN GUNDAM! elan_einlhander (17:22:50): A elan_einlhander (17:22:52): Aw* vencabot_teppoo (17:23:02): SHUT UP, shoot. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:04): Man, you're gay. elan_einlhander (17:23:09): Soooooooooo gay vencabot_teppoo (17:23:16): You are one homosexual kid, Shoot. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:51): AWWWWW vencabot_teppoo (17:24:03): Allow me to reitterate: vencabot_teppoo (17:24:08): Ewwwwwwwww vencabot_teppoo (17:24:47): FRIEEEEND vencabot_teppoo (17:24:51): EWWWWWWWWWWWWW vencabot_teppoo (17:28:12): David craps his pants. elan_einlhander (17:28:21): Aw elan_einlhander (17:28:25): *gets a shovel* vencabot_teppoo (17:28:27): Fishing with grandpa... a tug on the line. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:44): I yank up and a little red box with a face comes out of the water and shrieks. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:58): David drops the rod and craps his pants. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:36): No... Not a world premier episode of Dragon Ball GT. elan_einlhander (17:29:44): Mmmm, Yu-Yu Hakusho vencabot_teppoo (17:30:54): They seriously need to do a YuYuHakusho marathon. elan_einlhander (17:31:03): Hell I'd watch it vencabot_teppoo (17:31:25): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:31:31): Genkai is awesome. elan_einlhander (17:33:20): We can tell Chinpo will be knocked of quick vencabot_teppoo (17:33:31): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:33:33): I love that. vencabot_teppoo (17:38:57): Yusuke Yurimeshi is the most Japanese Japanese-kid of any anime shown on Toonami, lol. elan_einlhander (17:39:09): It's truetoo elan_einlhander (17:46:56): I love this fight elan_einlhander (17:47:00): "Hey I'm not evil!!" elan_einlhander (17:47:14): SLASH BASH SLASH BASH elan_einlhander (17:47:17): So many times elan_einlhander (17:48:54): ShizZam vencabot_teppoo (17:57:09): Dude... vencabot_teppoo (17:57:17): Have you ever seen a pregnant Asian girl? elan_einlhander (17:57:20): Nope vencabot_teppoo (17:57:25): WHY NOT?! Lol. elan_einlhander (17:57:26): Except Sensei elan_einlhander (17:57:28): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:57:28): ~just realizing this~ vencabot_teppoo (17:57:33): Sensei isn't... never mind, lol. elan_einlhander (17:57:37): Lol elan_einlhander (17:57:41): Good point though elan_einlhander (17:57:51): Why, is Sharon pregnant? @_@ elan_einlhander (17:57:57): I knew I woulda done that vencabot_teppoo (17:57:58): No, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:01:42): DBZ has a lot of MAIN characters... elan_einlhander (18:01:50): Oh ys elan_einlhander (18:01:52): yes* vencabot_teppoo (18:02:17): The thing is, they spend SO many episodes writing the characters IN, that they can't write them OUT again. elan_einlhander (18:02:25): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (18:02:47): Dragonball: 1 ep in, 1 ep out. vencabot_teppoo (18:02:55): DBZ: thirty eps in... elan_einlhander (18:03:03): @#! eps out? vencabot_teppoo (18:03:05): They never get written out of the plot after that. vencabot_teppoo (18:03:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:03:15): They just can't elan_einlhander (18:03:27): Lol elan_einlhander (18:03:30): Bye bye! vencabot_teppoo (18:03:47): Holy crap. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:50): Buu vs Kirby. elan_einlhander (18:05:02): Clash of the Titans vencabot_teppoo (18:05:12): CAKE FACTORY IN THE BACK OF THE SHOP? vencabot_teppoo (18:05:13): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:05:21): Why of course elan_einlhander (18:06:42): SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT elan_einlhander (18:06:46): GET TO WORK DOUG elan_einlhander (18:06:49): I CAN'T MAN elan_einlhander (18:06:50): DO IT elan_einlhander (18:06:52): NO!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (18:06:53): YES!!!!!!11 elan_einlhander (18:07:02): *splits into two peole* vencabot_teppoo (18:07:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:14): Well, at least half of him can get to work, now. elan_einlhander (18:07:27): But the half that wants to work...... is the left side elan_einlhander (18:07:32): Thus is my left hand elan_einlhander (18:07:36): Thus cannot work elan_einlhander (18:07:39): Ironic elan_einlhander (18:09:21): Hm. she's cute elan_einlhander (18:09:23): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (18:09:29): She's blonde. elan_einlhander (18:09:35): That she is elan_einlhander (18:09:38): Wonder if it's natural elan_einlhander (18:09:41): *cough* vencabot_teppoo (18:09:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:10:10): David is pure and tryign to be a good person, so I have sacrificed MYSELF for the balance of Yin and Yang, so I must be impure and dirty vencabot_teppoo (18:10:36): *prrrrplt* vencabot_teppoo (18:10:48): ...Frickin' happy meals jumpin' out of the wonder and shrieking. elan_einlhander (18:10:55): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:10:56): OHMY GOSH vencabot_teppoo (18:10:57): NAP vencabot_teppoo (18:10:58): NAO vencabot_teppoo (18:11:00): PANAPNAP vencabot_teppoo (18:11:06): *nap* elan_einlhander (18:11:11): No vencabot_teppoo (18:18:16): I'M AWAKKE vencabot_teppoo (18:18:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:18:54): Lol elan_einlhander (18:18:55): I'll bet vencabot_teppoo (18:30:45): Dragon Ball has total pwnage over DBZ. elan_einlhander (18:30:54): Hm, in most areas vencabot_teppoo (18:34:42): I just noticed. vencabot_teppoo (18:34:54): That Dragon Ball takes place almost ENTIRELY in rural areas. vencabot_teppoo (18:35:15): While Dragon Ball Z takes place almost entirely in urban or completely desolate areas (for fighting). elan_einlhander (18:35:24): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (18:35:31): Dude, I need YOUR help vencabot_teppoo (18:35:34): ? vencabot_teppoo (18:36:12): Mousse and Eclair. Why do these Dragon Ball characters all have theme names? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:38:25): Did you get it? elan_einlhander (18:38:57): NO TIME vencabot_teppoo (18:39:03): I got it, man. elan_einlhander (18:39:09): Okay, lol elan_einlhander (18:39:14): Now DISTRIBUTE vencabot_teppoo (18:39:15): But what program am I supposed to open it with? elan_einlhander (18:39:18): Oh elan_einlhander (18:39:19): Shit elan_einlhander (18:39:26): Um, I used Word Perfect vencabot_teppoo (18:39:30): ... vencabot_teppoo (18:39:33): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (18:39:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:39:35): *cough* elan_einlhander (18:39:43): do you have Word Perfect? vencabot_teppoo (18:40:00): Copy and paste it into Notepad. NO ONE has Word Perfect. Like, one in six computers has it. elan_einlhander (18:40:07): Aw mayne elan_einlhander (18:41:45): IKIMASUYO vencabot_teppoo (18:42:20): Guh. vencabot_teppoo (18:42:47): Dude, this survey was done already three times this year, lol. elan_einlhander (18:42:52): I DON"T CARE elan_einlhander (18:42:58): I only need two of the questions elan_einlhander (18:43:07): I put in the rest to throw people off elan_einlhander (18:49:49): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (18:49:56): Give it to high school students only vencabot_teppoo (18:49:59): Asterix tells you 'arena?!?!?' <599hp 550sp 577st> reply S Lansing has arrived from the east. <599hp 550sp 577st> URVEY?! Lansing drinks water from the white marble fountain. You tell Asterix 'SURVEY?!' elan_einlhander (18:50:11): Dude you're awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:50:26): Screw that, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:54:15): I agreed to arena that guy, since he's gonna take the survey, lol. elan_einlhander (18:54:23): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:09:33): How many you need? elan_einlhander (19:09:59): As many as you can get, am shooting for 20 at least vencabot_teppoo (19:11:00): Man, this is exhausting, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:11:03): I've already sent, like, ten. elan_einlhander (19:11:14): And I appreciate it elan_einlhander (19:15:23): Dude the Totally Spies are in way too hot outfits vencabot_teppoo (19:15:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:21:17): A small voice yells 'and why the hell would i want to take a survey..?' [SAFE]<442hp 455sp 570st> yell Because you're a good person who wants to help no reason A strong male voice yells '{Goatleaf} Because VT is God' elan_einlhander (19:21:34): O.o vencabot_teppoo (19:22:49): YES vencabot_teppoo (19:22:52): I FEEL ALIVE!!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:22:57): ~loves helping people with homework~ elan_einlhander (19:23:04): You're a G vencabot_teppoo (19:25:29): Crap. John is kicking me off of the computer, and Lacy is BRBing. elan_einlhander (19:25:40): Noooooooooo vencabot_teppoo (19:27:08): I told him that I'd give him tomorrow and the day after on the internet if he'd let me stay on tonight, so all is well. elan_einlhander (19:27:16): Whew elan_einlhander (19:29:03): God damn god damn.... elan_einlhander (19:29:17): Someone is all upset and really needs help and advice and came to me for help :( elan_einlhander (19:29:27): Go awaaaaaaaaay, I DON'T HAVE TIME vencabot_teppoo (19:29:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:29:49): *sends them to you for random advice* elan_einlhander (19:30:07): Hey go bitch smack Strahn, he was bullying Sharon vencabot_teppoo (19:30:16): Can do. vencabot_teppoo (19:40:59): ~breathing heavily from sending so many surveys rapid-fire~ elan_einlhander (19:41:11): Go go go elan_einlhander (19:41:16): *writing up outline* vencabot_teppoo (19:44:25): YES vencabot_teppoo (19:44:29): LOOK AT THE E-MAILS FLOW IN!!! elan_einlhander (19:44:46): Lol elan_einlhander (19:44:49): Such a G vencabot_teppoo (19:44:50): Let's see how many I have now. vencabot_teppoo (19:44:58): 7 are in. vencabot_teppoo (19:45:00): 8. vencabot_teppoo (19:45:01): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:45:07): Oooh, meghann moss. Nnice name. elan_einlhander (19:45:12): oo elan_einlhander (19:57:57): Did you ever smack Strahn? vencabot_teppoo (19:58:47): You yell 'If you're bored and you know it, TELL VT! If you're bored and you know it TELL VT! If you're bored and ya know it, and ya really wanna doasurvey... If you're bored and you know it send Vencabot a tell to take a stupid survey! *cla p, clap*' vencabot_teppoo (20:02:23): NO IMMORTALS ARE ON! vencabot_teppoo (20:02:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:02:32): I've been singing and making page-long yells and crap. elan_einlhander (20:02:54): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:04:54): Owur is aiding us, lol/. elan_einlhander (20:05:07): Awesome elan_einlhander (20:05:24): VT's crew is helping the Einlhander, awesomeness vencabot_teppoo (20:06:13): Yup. VT, Owur, Goatleaf. vencabot_teppoo (20:06:15): All in on it. vencabot_teppoo (20:10:20): ou yell 'Two more people, maybe, that are free to take this survey for my frien d? It's short, and would be a great help. Tell Vencabot, eh?' You drink whisky from a shot of whiskey. dYou drop a shot of whiskey.t You aren't able to drink any more at this time. <606hp 593sp 564st> Owur yells ' cmon, it's only 10 questions, it took like...20 seconds' <606hp 595sp 570st> The bartender takes Owur's money and hands him a bottle of vodka. elan_einlhander (20:10:49): Awesome elan_einlhander (20:10:53): I love yous guyz vencabot_teppoo (20:10:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:07): Dude. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:13): Owur flirting with a girl named Undarr. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:19): Am I the ONLY one who sees the irony? vencabot_teppoo (20:19:23): He apparently doesn't get it. elan_einlhander (20:19:27): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:19:30): AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (20:19:51): People of Rune randomly shouting my name. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:00): I gave out, like, thirty surveys. Just waiting for them to come in, now. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:37): The city Rune is hailing VT. elan_einlhander (20:22:59): Victoriana tells you '*giggle* VT is on a roll tonite in Rune' vencabot_teppoo (20:23:09): Lol. Where is she? elan_einlhander (20:23:17): Rune apparentyl elan_einlhander (20:23:19): Go say hi elan_einlhander (20:23:42): God damn she's cute *-_-* vencabot_teppoo (20:23:46): I'm in the Otter, lol. I can't leave. elan_einlhander (20:23:52): Ah vencabot_teppoo (20:26:22): Ver, Vic, and Ven in one bar. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:26): PH34R US elan_einlhander (20:26:31): Lol elan_einlhander (20:26:52): You be good now elan_einlhander (20:26:57): *glares* vencabot_teppoo (20:27:02): Lol. Man, I'm quick. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:14): Me and Vic prolly shouldn't hang out, lol. elan_einlhander (20:27:32): Lol elan_einlhander (20:27:47): SOMEHOW elan_einlhander (20:27:54): Your drunkeness is adorable elan_einlhander (20:27:56): Victoriana tells you '*giggle* They're drinkin!! come join us love' vencabot_teppoo (20:27:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:28:06): I hate you -_- vencabot_teppoo (20:28:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:28:24): Lewd comments were passed around within seconds of her coming in. vencabot_teppoo (20:28:27): She doesn't belong here! elan_einlhander (20:28:29): No no no elan_einlhander (20:28:31): None of that elan_einlhander (20:28:33): So help me... elan_einlhander (20:30:39): Victoriana tells you 'nah.. he's being a gentle-god' elan_einlhander (20:30:42): O.o vencabot_teppoo (20:30:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:25): VT gives Owur 400 gold outta nowhere. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:40): And he gives me 10k back. elan_einlhander (20:32:44): LOL vencabot_teppoo (20:32:53): Welcome to VT's world. elan_einlhander (20:33:59): SHe's buying you booze!@# vencabot_teppoo (20:34:25): Of course! She always does. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:28): Not that I need it. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:30): ~has plenty~ elan_einlhander (20:34:32): Lol elan_einlhander (20:34:34): Blast her. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:36:50): ~has way too much whiskey~ elan_einlhander (20:37:08): Is there any wine there? vencabot_teppoo (20:37:27): Verdandi just bought wine. vencabot_teppoo (20:37:31): But it's mostly whiskey. elan_einlhander (20:37:38): Buy Vic a glass of wine for me vencabot_teppoo (20:38:33): Done and done. elan_einlhander (20:38:39): Thank ye vencabot_teppoo (20:41:11): Everyone has whiskey, lol. elan_einlhander (20:41:43): Except Vic I hope -_- vencabot_teppoo (20:41:56): Lol. *zip* vencabot_teppoo (20:42:03): Just kidding, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:42:08): She's being a perfect little angel. elan_einlhander (20:42:12): ^_^ vencabot_teppoo (20:42:17): Well, except that shes even HERE. vencabot_teppoo (20:42:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:42:20): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:45:16): I'm back up to 10k, lol. I don't believe ths. elan_einlhander (20:45:26): Goodness vencabot_teppoo (20:46:47): "Vencabot" vencabot_teppoo (20:46:48): "Vencabot" vencabot_teppoo (20:46:51): "Vencabot" vencabot_teppoo (20:46:53): pray death vencabot_teppoo (20:46:54): quit vencabot_teppoo (20:46:55): y vencabot_teppoo (20:46:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:16): I'll forward the surveys, now. elan_einlhander (20:47:23): Kayo elan_einlhander (20:47:44): You tell Victoriana 'did he pray death again?' (@#whisper) Victoriana tells you 'eggg-zactly' elan_einlhander (20:47:49): *nods* vencabot_teppoo (20:47:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:25): There is, apparently,no quick way that I can just instantly forward all of these. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:29): Which makes me mad. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:56:33): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:58:11): I want to just check all of the boxes and then FORWARD them... but that's not an option. I have to forward one by frickin' one. elan_einlhander (20:59:24): I'm apparently a fag for spelling colour with a u elan_einlhander (20:59:31): So says Colwyn vencabot_teppoo (20:59:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:59:44): Then fag I be vencabot_teppoo (20:59:49): I guess I'll forward these one by one. vencabot_teppoo (21:01:54): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (21:01:58): This is scary. elan_einlhander (21:02:17): What is? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:28): These surveys... the... correlation... elan_einlhander (21:02:30): MSN keeps telling me when I get mail vencabot_teppoo (21:03:09): Doug. I know this wasn't what youre LOOKING for... but there is an... amazing correlation between people who play MM and favourite food... elan_einlhander (21:03:18): O.o vencabot_teppoo (21:12:24): Lol. People keep misunderstanding question number 8. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:34): "Do you feel homosexuality is unnatural or wrong?" vencabot_teppoo (21:12:55): People are like, "Well, I don't think either, but if I HAD to choose I'd say 'unnatural.'" vencabot_teppoo (21:13:06): Get it? Unnatural OR wrong? Lol. elan_einlhander (21:13:34): Lol elan_einlhander (21:13:37): Not a choice folks vencabot_teppoo (21:13:44): Good times. elan_einlhander (21:16:03): Geez, how many'd you get? vencabot_teppoo (21:16:10): 14. elan_einlhander (21:16:15): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:29): And there's still some coming in, lol. elan_einlhander (21:18:08): PIDGEOTTO! vencabot_teppoo (21:18:09): That's what I have so far. I'll send you the rest when they come in. elan_einlhander (21:18:13): I love saying that elan_einlhander (21:18:17): PIDG elan_einlhander (21:18:18): E elan_einlhander (21:18:20): OOOOTTO elan_einlhander (21:19:41): GO CATERPIE! elan_einlhander (21:19:47): FUCK 'EM UP! elan_einlhander (21:19:51): SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAM vencabot_teppoo (21:19:58): Ash has a psychic moment. elan_einlhander (21:20:26): He does too vencabot_teppoo (21:24:12): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:15): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:15): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:15): lOL. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:17): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:18): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:18): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:20): DUN vencabot_teppoo (21:24:25): POKEMON! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:29): (It's you and me) vencabot_teppoo (21:24:31): POKEMON! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:36): Ohhhhhh you're my best friend vencabot_teppoo (21:24:38): POKEMON! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:46): You teach me and I'll teach you! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:50): POKEEEEEEEMOOOOON elan_einlhander (21:29:39): Victoriana tells you 'yum!!! warm, buttery, crunchy' elan_einlhander (21:29:43): o.O vencabot_teppoo (21:29:56): Popcorn. elan_einlhander (21:30:02): Nope elan_einlhander (21:30:08): EEHHHH, wrong vencabot_teppoo (21:35:27): Do you know how new pop-phrases are introduced? vencabot_teppoo (21:35:47): By someone just saying something out of left field that sounds cool. elan_einlhander (21:36:06): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:36:10): And then everyone THINKING that it's a phrase that they missed. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:20): And then adding it to THEIR vocabularies. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:58): Quote me to that guy who beat me in the arena: vencabot_teppoo (21:37:06): "Man, you r0xx0rz locally." vencabot_teppoo (21:37:11): Quote him, "I know, man." vencabot_teppoo (21:38:13): Now, sometime, SOMEWHERE, he's gonna use "locally" as an adjective that increases the 'potency' of 'r0xx0rz'. I also made up "hevvy" for r0xx0rz and suxx0rz, and it's spreading like wild-fire. elan_einlhander (21:48:50): David elan_einlhander (21:48:54): Someone up there hates me vencabot_teppoo (21:48:58): Yeeeeah? Wha? elan_einlhander (21:49:41): Know how VIc has never been around for long? vencabot_teppoo (21:50:04): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:50:11): She can be tonight..... elan_einlhander (21:50:20): B-but, I have work to do..... elan_einlhander (21:50:30): But this is the first night in weeks.... elan_einlhander (21:50:33): Aw mayne elan_einlhander (21:50:53): *torn between choices* vencabot_teppoo (21:50:56): In weeks? Well, try and balance work and pleasure. Take it like a man. You can do it. Just don't let yourself fall too deeply into one or the other. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:03): Show some will. You've got all night. elan_einlhander (21:51:05): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:51:08): Foooocasu elan_einlhander (21:51:15): Kasu* vencabot_teppoo (21:51:23): Exactly. Go ahead and chill with Vic, you can do work at the same time. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:33): David, talking with Amy, using 1337, lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:50): Amy Rabideau? vencabot_teppoo (21:59:58): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:00:01): O_o elan_einlhander (22:00:04): You're shittin me vencabot_teppoo (22:00:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:55): I swear, when I was a kid, no one wore midrift-shirts. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:05): I'm gonna go get hygenic. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:05): Man, times change fast. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): Read it. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): |\/|Y 5|<331Z R 10C41 R0XX0RZ vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): Now, ALL the girls do. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): Read it, Doug. elan_einlhander (22:22:21): Uh, no vencabot_teppoo (22:22:29): ? vencabot_teppoo (22:23:03): Yeah? vencabot_teppoo (22:24:15): Ok, going to get hygenic. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:25): I'm hittin' la sack/couch. How's that project coming along? elan_einlhander (23:16:34): Meh elan_einlhander (23:16:41): Half-ass, but it'll be done vencabot_teppoo (23:20:35): ~doesn't know where he comes up with his MSN names... the same crazy place that he recently pulled 19 AIM profiles out of.... the strange recesses of his mind~ elan_einlhander (23:20:48): Right elan_einlhander (23:20:50): Night vencabot_teppoo (23:21:01): Peace! 1-22-04 vencabot_teppoo (12:58:26): ~stabs~ elan_einlhander (12:58:33): *knife bounces off* vencabot_teppoo (12:58:49): O.O!!!! elan_einlhander (12:59:11): *nods solemnly* vencabot_teppoo (12:59:53): ~starts scanning new pics~ elan_einlhander (13:00:19): Loswe elan_einlhander (13:00:21): Loser* vencabot_teppoo (13:00:37): Go to the spanish channel. vencabot_teppoo (13:00:38): Now. elan_einlhander (13:00:48): Nah vencabot_teppoo (13:00:56): There are some fi- Oh, okay. elan_einlhander (14:06:29): I love this episode vencabot_teppoo (14:06:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:10:12): Rofl. elan_einlhander (14:10:26): I love this one so much. vencabot_teppoo (14:13:19): I love this commercial. elan_einlhander (14:13:29): Rofl elan_einlhander (14:13:42): I-I can't remember how to open Beat's cage elan_einlhander (14:13:52): Oh vencabot_teppoo (14:13:56): It's one of the weapons, I thought. elan_einlhander (14:13:56): Lol, charge shot vencabot_teppoo (14:14:00): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (14:14:05): Nope, that's what ~I~ though elan_einlhander (14:14:11): Charge shot was the LAST thing I tries elan_einlhander (14:14:13): tried* vencabot_teppoo (14:14:28): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (14:15:04): Tales of Phantasia has come out for GameBoy Advance, GameBoy Color, Playstation, and Super Nintendo. elan_einlhander (14:15:18): Ku ku kachuu vencabot_teppoo (15:19:08): C'MON BILLLAAAAAAY! elan_einlhander (15:19:18): ? vencabot_teppoo (15:19:31): I'm trying to rotate a HUGE picture on paint and its freezing. elan_einlhander (15:19:39): Right vencabot_teppoo (15:19:39): IT GOT IT!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (15:19:44): AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF LOADING vencabot_teppoo (15:19:48): ~cuddles computer~ vencabot_teppoo (15:25:19): ABORT!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (15:26:44): IT'S DEVOURING ALL OF MY RAM elan_einlhander (15:26:50): Then stop vencabot_teppoo (15:26:54): I CAN'T vencabot_teppoo (15:26:56): It won't let me vencabot_teppoo (15:27:02): It's too low on ram to TURN IT OFF elan_einlhander (15:27:15): Don't see how, unplug it if it's that extreme vencabot_teppoo (15:27:30): I was about to, but it almost has it closed... I think it got it... vencabot_teppoo (15:27:58): Ok... It's ok, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:10): Oh my gosh, that took me so long to scan. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:20): Such a big picture I had to scan it in chunks, and then accurately reattach it. elan_einlhander (16:07:35): Then why bother? WHat's it a picture of? vencabot_teppoo (16:07:57): My cram line design, which I'm very proud of. elan_einlhander (16:08:08): You're what? vencabot_teppoo (16:08:30): Cram-line-design. It's when you get a huge peice of paper and try to cram it full of stuff, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:31): Completely. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:32): Random vencabot_teppoo (16:08:33): Stuff. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:57): Well, not always random. Mine is kinda random. elan_einlhander (16:09:01): Right vencabot_teppoo (16:09:10): I hope it's not too huge to put on Geocities, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:09:39): C'mon, Geocities BILLAY! vencabot_teppoo (16:13:09): C'mon, now... ~crosses fingers~ vencabot_teppoo (16:14:50): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:14:53): This song is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (16:14:59): "I AM THE EGGMAN!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (16:15:03): "WE ARE THE EGGMEN!!!!" vencabot_teppoo (16:15:08): "I AM THE WAAAAAAAALRUS!" vencabot_teppoo (16:15:14): "CHIKACHIKACHUUUUU!!!" vencabot_teppoo (16:15:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:16:25): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/cram.jpg elan_einlhander (16:18:02): It's lovely vencabot_teppoo (16:18:17): Lovely and huge. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:18:31): What do you press to close a window? elan_einlhander (16:18:35): Without using the mouse vencabot_teppoo (16:18:41): Esc elan_einlhander (16:18:43): No elan_einlhander (16:18:44): Not esc vencabot_teppoo (16:18:46): ? elan_einlhander (16:18:52): FOr like, internet windows elan_einlhander (16:18:55): Esc doesn't close it vencabot_teppoo (16:19:00): Ooooh. vencabot_teppoo (16:19:01): Uh. elan_einlhander (16:19:02): It does for messenger windows vencabot_teppoo (16:19:03): Lemme check. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:36): Why is "VT" made of a straw and two pieces of ply-wood? Lol. elan_einlhander (16:20:55): That doesn't close a window David vencabot_teppoo (16:21:10): Hold your horses. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:24): Alt+F4 elan_einlhander (16:23:02): Kampai 1-23-04 vencabot_teppoo (11:18:02): Well, I caught up on all of the sleep that I missed during Finals Week; no doubt about it. elan_einlhander (11:18:15): I see vencabot_teppoo (11:18:29): Slept 18 hours. elan_einlhander (11:18:37): Awesome I guess vencabot_teppoo (11:19:29): I'm so full of energy now that I want to get out and do something. vencabot_teppoo (11:19:31): And yet. vencabot_teppoo (11:19:36): It's so frickin' cold outside. vencabot_teppoo (11:19:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (11:20:04): Seen Lacy recently? elan_einlhander (11:20:13): No sir, I keep an eye out though vencabot_teppoo (11:21:22): Lol. Thanks man. Guess it's really good that I didn't stay up waiting for her last night. I missed so much sleep during Finals week. Just finally said, "Alright. I'm gonna get all that sleep back, beyond the SHADOW of a doubt." And sho' nuff. For the first time all week, the NEUTRAL position of my eyes is OPEN. vencabot_teppoo (11:21:57): That's how I determine whether I'm sleepy or not, heehee. Close my eyes and then relax my face. If my eyes stay closed, I'm sleepy. if they pop open, I'm not. vencabot_teppoo (11:22:57): Anyway, I'm gonna go brush my teeth, wash my face, make some breakfast, and wash some clothes; the latter two of which I'll be able to do while online. So, I'll be back after I get done washing my face. Peace be shmizzle. elan_einlhander (11:23:10): See yah vencabot_teppoo (11:24:42): PS: Why is all of the E-mail I'm getting these days junk mail? *gone* vencabot_teppoo (11:45:39): P.P.S.: I didn't like ANYTHING about Ericka, lol. elan_einlhander (11:45:53): Liar. vencabot_teppoo (11:47:04): It's so amazingly true, Doug. You have no idea how true it is. You think I'm just lyin', but seriously... I tricked MYSELF into falling in love with her, and if I would have EVER stopped and asked myself what I LIKED about her, I would snapped to my senses. elan_einlhander (11:47:31): Sure, or maybe you're in denial elan_einlhander (11:47:37): You liked how she made you feel elan_einlhander (11:47:40): At first vencabot_teppoo (11:48:14): The funny thing about that was that I didn't, lol. I always felt bad... Well, I shouldn't say ALWAYS... but I felt bad 80% of the time that we talked. She, like, broke my heart every single day. vencabot_teppoo (11:48:31): And I wanted to CHANGE EVERYTHING about her. vencabot_teppoo (11:48:39): Why? Because I didn't like ANYTHING about her. vencabot_teppoo (11:48:42): And yet I was in love with her. vencabot_teppoo (11:48:44): For some reason. elan_einlhander (11:48:50): Then that's what was liked\ elan_einlhander (11:49:08): Don't kid yourself, you know you liked her when it all started vencabot_teppoo (11:49:39): Have you ever heard the story of the Spider and the Fly? Lol. elan_einlhander (11:49:48): Guess not. elan_einlhander (11:50:07): Keep it short. elan_einlhander (11:50:10): SIck of scrolling up vencabot_teppoo (11:50:15): Well, if you have a free second, tell me and I'll send it to you. I'm not gonna tell the whole story, lol. vencabot_teppoo (11:50:30): But the point of the story is: Don't fall in love with someone just because they flatter you. elan_einlhander (11:50:37): I don't really care that much, my point is made. elan_einlhander (11:50:41): MY philosopy is elan_einlhander (11:50:46): Don't fall in love period. elan_einlhander (11:50:47): Ever. elan_einlhander (11:50:53): I don't care what your excuse is. vencabot_teppoo (11:51:05): Lol. Ok, man. I'm gonna finish getting hygenic. elan_einlhander (11:51:20): It's more trouble that it could ever be worth... elan_einlhander (11:51:21): All right. vencabot_teppoo (12:10:49): So, have ya heard about Sharon's boyfriend? elan_einlhander (12:11:01): No sir. elan_einlhander (12:11:05): At least I don't think so. vencabot_teppoo (12:11:29): Well, needless to say, I don't trust anybody with Sharon... and so I've been thinkin' a lot about it. elan_einlhander (12:11:31): He better be a freaking gentleman *rolls up sleeves* elan_einlhander (12:11:44): Yeah, I don't like it already -_- vencabot_teppoo (12:12:45): I've decided that it'd be really rude for me to say anything about it, though, and I've decided that she's all grown up now. Whether ~I~ think she is or not, it's really her choice to grow up when she wants to, and if she wants to have a boyfriend then I shouldn't worry about it. elan_einlhander (12:13:02): I know, I'll still worry though vencabot_teppoo (12:13:43): And I've decided to cut the cuddling down to at least 50%, because I cuddled her LIKE she was a little girl, and if she's all grown up now, I know how ~I~ would feel if someone was cuddling on MY girlfriend. vencabot_teppoo (12:13:49): ~glare Doug~ vencabot_teppoo (12:13:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:14:08): Oh fuck you elan_einlhander (12:14:13): I'll cuddle who I want when I want vencabot_teppoo (12:14:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:34): MSN News Article:"Sleep Makes You Smarter?" elan_einlhander (12:30:44): Um, duh vencabot_teppoo (12:30:50): I can just imagine what could possibly be in that article. vencabot_teppoo (12:31:20): "We put a person who had slept normally for the last four days, and a person who hasn't slept in four days against eachother in Trivial Pursuit.." vencabot_teppoo (12:31:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:31:58): Lol vencabot_teppoo (12:33:02): "At first, the person who HAD slept won..." vencabot_teppoo (12:33:32): "But we thought the data was inaccurate, because judging by how the second person kept putting his head down on the table, he didn't seem very interested." elan_einlhander (12:33:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (12:33:59): "So, we had to do the experiment again. Another four days, the first person sleeping normally and the second person STILL with no sleep..." vencabot_teppoo (12:34:14): "And THIS time, when they played the game, we SHOCKED the second person whenever he got a wrong answer." vencabot_teppoo (12:34:25): "To ensure that he kept interest in the game." vencabot_teppoo (12:34:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:34:33): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (12:36:48): "At the end of the game, not only did we determine that sleep makes you SMARTER, but judging by how the person who hadn't slept in 8 days was crying in the middle of the game, LACK of sleep also makes you more emotional." elan_einlhander (12:37:04): Of course vencabot_teppoo (12:40:53): Well, Kenny recently left an AWAY message on AIM that said, "Go ahead and spam me. I'll see if I can get up to 500 messages." vencabot_teppoo (12:41:08): So I spammed him. vencabot_teppoo (12:41:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:41:22): What was funny was I was already on my way to Spam him when I saw the message. vencabot_teppoo (12:41:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:54:26): Um, oops elan_einlhander (13:54:33): I think I just made the folly to end all follies vencabot_teppoo (13:57:27): ...? elan_einlhander (13:57:45): You eat a glowing silver wand. A brilliant blue aura surrounds Elan for a moment, then softly fades. elan_einlhander (13:57:47): .... elan_einlhander (13:57:49): Um, oops vencabot_teppoo (13:57:56): ...WHAT?! elan_einlhander (13:58:16): I ATE THE WRONG THING, I QUAFFED AN ALIGNMENT REVERSAL PILL BY MISTAKE elan_einlhander (13:58:31): Alignment: -1000 (satanic) vencabot_teppoo (13:58:34): dOUG. elan_einlhander (13:58:36): *skin starting to burn* vencabot_teppoo (13:58:37): dOUG elan_einlhander (13:58:40): HELP ME vencabot_teppoo (13:58:52): It's permenant, isn't it? vencabot_teppoo (13:58:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:58:55): Yes it is vencabot_teppoo (13:59:00): Pooor Doug. elan_einlhander (13:59:03): I am now PURE evil elan_einlhander (13:59:12): AND A PALADIN FOR CHRIST'S SAKES vencabot_teppoo (13:59:26): You are? I thought you were a Druid? vencabot_teppoo (13:59:28): O.o;; elan_einlhander (13:59:43): Well I WAS a Paladin, I still have the holy attribute elan_einlhander (13:59:51): I don't deserve my title now vencabot_teppoo (13:59:59): You don't, lol. You need to change it. elan_einlhander (14:00:03): I seriously do vencabot_teppoo (14:00:06): angel = devi vencabot_teppoo (14:00:09): devil* elan_einlhander (14:00:14): Guardian Devil? elan_einlhander (14:00:15): Lol vencabot_teppoo (14:00:19): I guess so, lol. elan_einlhander (14:00:24): Demon seems better vencabot_teppoo (14:00:26): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (14:00:32): Gonna go wash more clothes. Brb. vencabot_teppoo (14:15:51): There's gotta be a picture... vencabot_teppoo (14:15:55): ...of Doug someplace! vencabot_teppoo (14:16:02): He's got to be in somebody's books. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:18): The low down! A picture of... ~realizes he screwed those lyrics up and sniffles~ elan_einlhander (14:16:19): Nope vencabot_teppoo (14:17:39): There's GOTTA be a record of Doug's mom some place... vencabot_teppoo (14:17:44): She's got to be in somebody's books. vencabot_teppoo (14:17:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:17:49): You would think vencabot_teppoo (14:17:52): THE LOW DOWN! A picture of her face. vencabot_teppoo (14:17:56): Those injuuured looks. vencabot_teppoo (14:18:06): Dad was singing that song... has it stuck in my head, now. elan_einlhander (14:18:18): Rrrrrrrrrrright vencabot_teppoo (14:18:22): So, I'm just inserting random names. vencabot_teppoo (14:18:33): 'Cause those're the only lyrics I know, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:22:27): There's just gotta be... elan_einlhander (14:22:35): Stop it elan_einlhander (14:22:36): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (14:22:38): A RECORD OF WINNIE THE POOH SOMEPLACE!!! Ok, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:26:29): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/charcoal , if you're ever bored and want a laugh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:34:50): Rofl. My favourite is http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/charcoal/char6.jpg vencabot_teppoo (14:38:15): Or maybe http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/charcoal/char12.jpg vencabot_teppoo (14:44:02): Doug, how would you pronounce this name, and what gender do you think it belongs to: Karel. elan_einlhander (14:44:29): Kah-rel, and female vencabot_teppoo (14:44:59): Well, it's the name of a guy in my art class, supposedly pronounced: Carl. vencabot_teppoo (14:45:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:45:13): I'm like, "Dude... I hate to break it to you... but your name is Carol. Lol." elan_einlhander (14:45:14): Rofl elan_einlhander (14:45:17): Lol vencabot_teppoo (14:45:28): And, being as it's in quotation marks... vencabot_teppoo (14:45:32): I apparently said "Lol." vencabot_teppoo (14:45:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:45:41): Apparently. elan_einlhander (14:45:51): Because you're severely addicted to the internet vencabot_teppoo (14:46:08): ~nods~ JUST that severely. vencabot_teppoo (14:46:16): Lol. David and Doug arena-ing. Good skit. Good times. elan_einlhander (14:46:24): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (14:46:31): "Dubba-U tee eff, man?!" elan_einlhander (14:47:41): I have actually started thinking "Lol" at times elan_einlhander (14:47:45): Have never said it though vencabot_teppoo (14:48:06): Same here. I know exactly how it would be pronounced. vencabot_teppoo (14:48:13): You say it WHILE laughing. vencabot_teppoo (14:48:16): Rolling out. vencabot_teppoo (14:48:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:48:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:48:21): Rofl. elan_einlhander (14:48:27): Lmao. vencabot_teppoo (14:54:17): Uploading my pics from art-class again, but making them a more managable size, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:54:41): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (14:54:46): White people dancing!!! elan_einlhander (14:54:53): e_e vencabot_teppoo (14:55:12): Dad watching a Dire Straits music video. vencabot_teppoo (14:55:24): Showed a guy that looked like Mr. Lathrop just wiggling randomly. vencabot_teppoo (14:55:28): In the crowd. vencabot_teppoo (14:55:37): Looking sweaty. vencabot_teppoo (14:55:39): Rofl. elan_einlhander (14:55:40): Rofl elan_einlhander (14:55:51): And David just had to yell elan_einlhander (14:56:08): White people dancing vencabot_teppoo (14:56:19): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (15:04:39): Well, I'm deleting http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/charcoal/ vencabot_teppoo (15:04:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:05:13): After spending all of that time putting it up. It's too huge. So, if you want to see all of the goofy pictures, they're at http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/sized/ elan_einlhander (15:06:04): Most of them aren't working vencabot_teppoo (15:06:21): What do you mean? What is it saying? elan_einlhander (15:06:35): Sorry the page you were looking for wasnt' found elan_einlhander (15:06:42): Every one after the first two vencabot_teppoo (15:07:07): O.o;; At the new site, or at "charcoal"? elan_einlhander (15:07:24): At charcoal, when I click the picutre links vencabot_teppoo (15:07:33): Ah. Well, I just deleted Charcoal, so it can suck me. vencabot_teppoo (15:07:38): *yoink-yoink* elan_einlhander (15:07:47): Well, none of 'em work, so oh well vencabot_teppoo (15:08:21): Well, NONE of 'em will work now, since I just deleted the whole thing. They should work in "sized", though. vencabot_teppoo (15:08:29): But you don't have to check 'em out. vencabot_teppoo (15:08:33): Sharon will, lol. elan_einlhander (15:08:39): Good for SHARON vencabot_teppoo (15:09:01): Well, I mean, if you wanna check 'em out, you can. They won't be so obnoxiously large anymore, either. vencabot_teppoo (15:17:21): Again, I have to ask... vencabot_teppoo (15:17:34): Why is "VT" made out of some twisted cylinder and two pieces of plywood? elan_einlhander (15:17:47): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (15:25:00): Ah... heart... vencabot_teppoo (15:25:16): NiGHTS Into Dreams w 3D Controller Saturn NEW: $9.99 elan_einlhander (15:25:35): Buy it yo vencabot_teppoo (15:25:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:44): If only I had a credit card. elan_einlhander (15:25:50): Ask your mom or dad vencabot_teppoo (15:26:03): Dad doesn't have a credit card, mom won't use it. elan_einlhander (15:26:29): She won't? Why? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:50): OH MY GOSHSGAFSASDASD... When it came out with the controller, the game and controller were packaged together in a cardboard display box, like Lunar. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:53): This I didn't know. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:59): And this makes me want to cry. elan_einlhander (15:27:22): Why would she buy that cell phone nonsense and not that game? vencabot_teppoo (15:27:34): http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3072799747 vencabot_teppoo (15:27:39): She's not buying that cell phone nonsense. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:02): Factory sealed. elan_einlhander (15:28:17): So then why were you yapping about cell-phones so much? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:39): Because I was gonna try to get her to buy it. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:39): And I did. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:39): And she won't. vencabot_teppoo (15:28:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:28:52): Seems stupid, why won't she? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:59): Too expensive. elan_einlhander (15:29:11): But that game is only ten bucks vencabot_teppoo (15:29:38): Mmmm... Wait; I still have Christmas money... vencabot_teppoo (15:31:40): I think I'm gonna ask my mom to buy it for me tomorrow. elan_einlhander (15:31:49): Good man elan_einlhander (15:31:52): I got'cho back vencabot_teppoo (15:31:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:58): Did you look at it? vencabot_teppoo (15:32:03): The HUGE package? vencabot_teppoo (15:32:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:32:20): Yupper vencabot_teppoo (15:32:42): Add that site to favourites for me, lol. elan_einlhander (15:46:44): Off to work elan_einlhander (20:22:40): Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, Cheese-Nips are on sale for a god damn DOLLAR elan_einlhander (20:22:43): I did backflips vencabot_teppoo (20:29:19): Lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:29:29): Super Awesome. elan_einlhander (20:29:39): And 2 liters of Hawaiian Punch was 59 cents vencabot_teppoo (20:29:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:30:39): *has alot of Cheese Nips and punch now* vencabot_teppoo (20:30:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:38:11): I'm in the mood for some lovin'. elan_einlhander (20:38:30): Well, let's go vencabot_teppoo (20:38:35): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:32): Three days since I last talked with Lacy. Not so bad, actually. elan_einlhander (20:41:53): If it weren't so bad, you wouldn't have brought it up :P vencabot_teppoo (20:42:14): Lol. That doesn't seem like something you would say, Doug... especially not with that emoticon. elan_einlhander (20:42:33): I know, but it's funny when people say they don't care, but they bring it up a lot. elan_einlhander (20:42:38): Thomas does it constantly vencabot_teppoo (20:42:56): CURSES!!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:43:01): ~someone comes on MSN...~ vencabot_teppoo (20:43:07): ~...but it's just his stupid friend Josh~ elan_einlhander (20:43:10): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:43:41): That has me kinda frightened, lol. That was a trade-marked, ERICKA-STYLE reaction (dun dun duuun) elan_einlhander (20:43:51): Yup vencabot_teppoo (20:43:56): I just jumped outta my seat when I heard the MSN-person-coming-online sound effect. elan_einlhander (20:44:04): I just got it vencabot_teppoo (20:44:08): Not unlike my old experiences with the Yahoo! *knock knock knock*. elan_einlhander (20:44:09): But it's just Leyna elan_einlhander (20:44:12): or KIMBERLY vencabot_teppoo (20:44:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:44:50): Am trying to get into the habit of calling her some spin-off of Kimberly, ever since she sent me a picture of her and Lisa elan_einlhander (20:44:55): Omg elan_einlhander (20:45:02): I just realized something vencabot_teppoo (20:45:09): That Lisa is your mom's name? elan_einlhander (20:45:10): My mom's name is Lisa...... vencabot_teppoo (20:45:15): ~is quick~ elan_einlhander (20:45:17): And then there's Kim. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:20): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:45:25): ~just got it~ elan_einlhander (20:45:36): Kim (Leyna) has a best friend named Lisa, who she alwaus talks about elan_einlhander (20:45:40): *puts two and two together* vencabot_teppoo (20:45:41): Uh oh. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:01): If Doug found out Kim was gay, he would not be her friend anymore, lol. elan_einlhander (20:46:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:07): What was that that you asked Londale? elan_einlhander (20:46:26): Um, if he found out his best friend was gay, would he still be friends with him. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:52): I just taught John the word "jizz." vencabot_teppoo (20:46:58): And now he's using it in every sentence. elan_einlhander (20:47:04): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:58): "That enemy just jizzed fire at me." vencabot_teppoo (20:50:30): Lacy was engaged for three years. vencabot_teppoo (20:50:41): Like, right before we got together, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:50:45): I caught her on the rebound. elan_einlhander (20:52:25): Wait, what? vencabot_teppoo (20:52:53): Was I unclear? Lol. elan_einlhander (20:53:04): Isn't she 19? vencabot_teppoo (20:53:07): ~nosd~ vencabot_teppoo (20:53:16): 18, I think. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:19): But I might be wrong. elan_einlhander (20:53:22): Jessu elan_einlhander (20:53:24): Jesus* vencabot_teppoo (20:53:25): I know she's younger than Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:28): JESSU!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:53:30): YES! vencabot_teppoo (20:53:34): (new word) vencabot_teppoo (20:54:37): Back when me and her first became friends, she would bring up her fiance every now and then. vencabot_teppoo (20:54:43): And I was like, "Awwww... crap." elan_einlhander (20:54:51): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:54:57): But then him and her broke up, and I was like, *shuffle*. elan_einlhander (20:55:05): I hear yah vencabot_teppoo (20:55:51): OH MY GOSH vencabot_teppoo (20:56:07): ~just realized that he was in the world of Transformers: Armada~ vencabot_teppoo (20:56:16): I was wondering where I was!! elan_einlhander (20:56:30): Well that's a pain. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:31): ~was searching for the MinIcons...~ vencabot_teppoo (20:56:59): I was wondering why I was searching for little transformers, lol. And I was, like, trading them in for money... vencabot_teppoo (20:57:01): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (20:57:06): I was buying them at the store. vencabot_teppoo (20:57:11): And they were gundams. vencabot_teppoo (20:57:14): Not transformers. vencabot_teppoo (20:57:20): Aww... The mystery continues, lol. elan_einlhander (20:57:24): Aw vencabot_teppoo (20:57:28): (Where was David?) vencabot_teppoo (20:59:51): Little kids are ugly. vencabot_teppoo (21:00:05): And retarded. vencabot_teppoo (21:01:19): John has dubbed "Jiggle Lizard" "Jizzle Ligard." elan_einlhander (21:01:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:01:34): So awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:24): Mmmm. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:35): Why do kids eat glue? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:40): Is it delicious? elan_einlhander (21:02:43): Because it's white and pasty vencabot_teppoo (21:02:55): I swear, as a kid, I never ate anything unless it was delicious. elan_einlhander (21:03:07): Ditto. elan_einlhander (21:03:14): I saw no reason to otherwise elan_einlhander (21:03:36): Way to be a bitch Buttercup vencabot_teppoo (21:04:36): I mean, for instance... ~tries to think of something that you're not supposed to eat, but is delicious~ elan_einlhander (21:04:44): Grass elan_einlhander (21:04:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:04:49): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:04:52): *thinks grass is delicious* vencabot_teppoo (21:05:05): Doug thinks that cows have the right idea vencabot_teppoo (21:05:18): Elmer is cool. elan_einlhander (21:05:22): Elmer's a G vencabot_teppoo (21:05:27): I like his jacket, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:05:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:27): Mmmm. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:32): KABLAM elan_einlhander (21:06:36): It looks scrumptous vencabot_teppoo (21:07:11): CURSE YOU JOSH vencabot_teppoo (21:07:58): t never ceases to amaze me; with how wise I've become, how foolish I can still be. says: KILL JOSH It never ceases to amaze me; with how wise I've become, how foolish I can still be. says: *stab It never ceases to amaze me; with how wise I've become, how foolish I can still be. says: stab* Gangsta says: O.o It never ceases to amaze me; with how wise I've become, how foolish I can still be. says: st*ab Gangsta says: Agrh! Gangsta says: AHh Gangsta says: UGH... Gangsta says: *dies& elan_einlhander (21:08:34): It has been done vencabot_teppoo (21:10:10): If your blood is thicker than glue... elan_einlhander (21:10:17): Good god elan_einlhander (21:10:17): Ow vencabot_teppoo (21:10:18): Then, I can only assume that you would be dead. elan_einlhander (21:10:23): I can too vencabot_teppoo (21:12:08): Uh oh. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:22): He... ~stops~ vencabot_teppoo (21:12:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:38): I hate this commercial. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:58): Because the black kid wins and the white kid loses. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:13:27): And where's the Mexican? vencabot_teppoo (21:13:55): ...right here. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:29): J-JIGGLE LIZARD?! vencabot_teppoo (21:15:33): ARE YOU OK?! vencabot_teppoo (21:18:38): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:31): How do you get THAT fat by kindergarten? elan_einlhander (21:20:40): I have NO idea vencabot_teppoo (21:22:43): I never thought about it... vencabot_teppoo (21:23:13): How fast would you go if you were going down a steep hill... vencabot_teppoo (21:23:19): Completely made of ICE... vencabot_teppoo (21:23:22): On a sled... vencabot_teppoo (21:23:23): made of ice? elan_einlhander (21:23:38): Hm elan_einlhander (21:23:42): Pretty fast... vencabot_teppoo (21:24:00): Now, without friction, what would be limitting your acceleration? vencabot_teppoo (21:24:06): If the hill was tall enough... vencabot_teppoo (21:24:19): You would approach... wait... free fall. That's as fast as you can go, lol. elan_einlhander (21:24:57): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:25:29): I was gonna say that you would approach the speed of light... vencabot_teppoo (21:25:39): But really, you couldn't go much faster than free-fall, lol. elan_einlhander (21:25:43): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:59): Unless all of the air in the world... vencabot_teppoo (21:26:01): turned into ICE. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:11): But then we'd all be dead... vencabot_teppoo (21:26:21): Unless we were creatures with the ability to breathe ice. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:27): Then that'd be awesome. elan_einlhander (21:26:30): Lol elan_einlhander (21:26:33): Words of Wisdom vencabot_teppoo (21:26:36): Truly. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:18): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/sized/char11.jpg vencabot_teppoo (21:27:30): He drew the OUTLINE of my shoes... vencabot_teppoo (21:27:37): And then WROTE "Nike" on them, rofl. elan_einlhander (21:28:51): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:31:11): YES vencabot_teppoo (21:31:16): ? elan_einlhander (21:32:07): Ed Edd and eddy elan_einlhander (21:32:09): new one vencabot_teppoo (21:32:15): Lol. I've seen it. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:29): "Skipper," lol. elan_einlhander (21:32:39): Oh, it must've been on twice vencabot_teppoo (21:32:42): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:36:54): "Awwwwww, kitty can't go 'meow'??" vencabot_teppoo (21:41:44): NiGHTS is awesome. elan_einlhander (21:41:51): Duh vencabot_teppoo (21:42:25): My Art teacher thinks s/he qualifies as a 'fairy'... CURSE YOU JOSH!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:42:59): ASTRO BOY. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:55): Fasionably late = somewhere between "Right on time" and "Where in the Sam Hill have you been?!" vencabot_teppoo (21:48:12): Well, I'm gonna go finish cleaning my room... vencabot_teppoo (21:48:14): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:23): ~holding in vomit as he cleans under bed~ vencabot_teppoo (22:09:39): Box vencabot_teppoo (22:09:40): of vencabot_teppoo (22:09:42): strawberries. elan_einlhander (22:09:53): Wow vencabot_teppoo (22:11:34): Wait for it... ~counting~ vencabot_teppoo (22:11:59): Fourteen vencabot_teppoo (22:12:00): empty vencabot_teppoo (22:12:02): two-liters vencabot_teppoo (22:12:07): of pop. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:11): Not in my whole room. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:15): But just under my bed. vencabot_teppoo (22:13:21): Cherry coke, pepsi, cherry coke, mountain dew, pepsi, big K, big K, pepsi, Mountain Dew, pepsi, Sunkist, Mountain dew, pepsi, Mountain dew. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:04): NOOOO vencabot_teppoo (22:20:07): COOKIE CRISP?! vencabot_teppoo (22:20:12): WENT TO WASTE?! vencabot_teppoo (22:21:52): Pot full of dusty underwear. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:59): And you can quote me on that. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:24): After another look, allow me to rephrase: MOLDY pot full of dusty underwear. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:21): Little box full of shark teeth. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:24): Shark teeth vencabot_teppoo (22:24:26): Under my bed. elan_einlhander (23:25:55): The Big Guy Shimmy is shameful vencabot_teppoo (23:26:13): Lol./ vencabot_teppoo (23:47:17): ~wishes he could talk to Lacy tonight, but knows it ain't gonna happen... Well, it's chances of happening are extremely slim~ elan_einlhander (23:47:33): *smacks you upside the head8 vencabot_teppoo (23:47:41): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (23:47:42): ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:47:59): What does surreal mean again? vencabot_teppoo (23:48:12): Surreal? Unreal, basically. vencabot_teppoo (23:48:22): But surreal is usually used in the positive sense. vencabot_teppoo (23:48:30): Like something better than real. vencabot_teppoo (23:48:42): But I don't think that's its necessary definition. vencabot_teppoo (23:48:45): I'll look it up, though. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:24): "Having an oddly dreamlike quality." elan_einlhander (23:49:31): Okayu vencabot_teppoo (23:50:01): Dictionary.com is sponsered in part by a horoscope page? elan_einlhander (23:50:14): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (23:51:22): My room is clean. elan_einlhander (23:51:29): Dusty? vencabot_teppoo (23:51:36): Nope. elan_einlhander (23:51:40): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (23:51:47): After weeks of working on it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:51:56): It's ALL clean. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:04): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:12): "Caesar." "Don't mind if I do!" vencabot_teppoo (23:57:03): Grow up, Gerber baby. elan_einlhander (23:57:17): He's got a disorder -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:57:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:47): Foghorn, in my ear. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:49): Thank you, ICQ. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:39): ~David, logging onto all of his messengers, just for the Heck of it~ elan_einlhander (23:59:49): I always do 1-24-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:12): AIM, Y!IM, MSN,ICQ,SIM. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:21): Crazy, crazy SIM. elan_einlhander (0:00:25): SIM is excluded, lol vencabot_teppoo (0:00:46): I love the acronym "AIM." vencabot_teppoo (0:00:50): Why? vencabot_teppoo (0:00:56): Because what does the "A" stand for, Doug? elan_einlhander (0:01:01): America vencabot_teppoo (0:01:22): It stands for AOL, Doug. The A in AOL stands for America. I love "AIM" because the "A" stands for ANOTHER ACRONYM. vencabot_teppoo (0:01:35): An acronym embedded in an acronym. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:03): ~changes his MSN name from NiGHTS: into dreams... to:~ elan_einlhander (0:02:06): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (0:02:13): I was thinking the A in AOL vencabot_teppoo (0:02:22): ~Meso the Lioma~ vencabot_teppoo (0:03:11): The SIM window lies horizontally. vencabot_teppoo (0:03:16): It doesn't stand vertically. vencabot_teppoo (0:03:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:03:43): Wha vencabot_teppoo (0:03:55): Sega is so dirt poor that it's giving out emulators, Doug. elan_einlhander (0:04:04): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:04:26): They have a program on Sega.com where they give out "Sega Classics" for the RealOne Arcade player, for free. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:37): The equivalent of emulators. elan_einlhander (0:04:55): O.o vencabot_teppoo (0:05:06): It's insane. vencabot_teppoo (0:05:28): Get SIM, Doug. elan_einlhander (0:05:35): I tried vencabot_teppoo (0:05:41): Just so I can see what it's like to message someone with it. What happened? elan_einlhander (0:05:49): Never found it. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:18): SONIC RADIO!!!! elan_einlhander (0:09:24): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (0:09:38): http://www.sega.com/sonic/content.php vencabot_teppoo (0:09:44): Sega finally lost their minds. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:57): Insane. vencabot_teppoo (0:14:06): There is no more Sega IM. vencabot_teppoo (0:14:09): It's extinct. elan_einlhander (0:14:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (0:15:34): I was like, "Wait a minute... Where's the Community section of Sega.com...? Where'd it go...? The WHOLE thing?" vencabot_teppoo (0:15:44): So I looked up my profile on Sega IM, and apparently they deleted all of the profiles. elan_einlhander (0:15:53): pfft elan_einlhander (0:16:47): Wonder what Vic's been up to vencabot_teppoo (0:16:53): Yeah. elan_einlhander (0:17:12): Havent't seen her in a couple days, but she never said she was leaving, odd. elan_einlhander (0:17:16): Must've been a busy work week elan_einlhander (0:19:00): Sucks how she's an "early bird" elan_einlhander (0:19:06): Considering I'm the opposite vencabot_teppoo (0:19:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:19:11): She gets up at six everyday. elan_einlhander (0:19:21): Madness vencabot_teppoo (0:19:22): I'm about to get up at six tomorrow. elan_einlhander (0:19:27): For? vencabot_teppoo (0:20:02): For a semenar about real estate. elan_einlhander (0:20:07): For? vencabot_teppoo (0:20:49): Fo' shizzle. elan_einlhander (0:21:12): No vencabot_teppoo (0:22:12): White Jungle music is awesome. elan_einlhander (0:22:34): What? vencabot_teppoo (0:22:45): ? elan_einlhander (0:23:07): WHat does White Jungle music mean? vencabot_teppoo (0:23:17): From Sonic Adventure 2. elan_einlhander (0:23:23): Ah vencabot_teppoo (0:23:56): Fang is one of the characters in Sonic Heroes?! elan_einlhander (0:24:05): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (0:24:25): That'd be so awesome,lol. Since no one gives a crap about Fang. Wasn't he a... dingo or something? vencabot_teppoo (0:24:35): Wolf Weasel, lol. elan_einlhander (0:24:36): *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (0:24:51): He was in Triple Trouble!!! elan_einlhander (0:24:59): Der vencabot_teppoo (0:26:31): Team Rose, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:26:35): Amy, Cream, and Big. elan_einlhander (0:26:44): Jesus elan_einlhander (0:26:49): Cream is adorable vencabot_teppoo (0:27:15): In every Sonic game, there needs to be one character (or in this case, a team) that has complete and local suxx0rz. elan_einlhander (0:29:00): WHY is there a Cyborg009 Marathon? vencabot_teppoo (0:29:09): Listen to me. vencabot_teppoo (0:29:16): You've played Sonic 3 and Knuckles, right? elan_einlhander (0:29:25): Yup elan_einlhander (0:29:32): Mastered it. vencabot_teppoo (0:30:16): Ok. When you play as Knuckles in the... Angel Island Zone, when you beat the boss and the bridge blows up, who presses the button? elan_einlhander (0:30:36): Button? elan_einlhander (0:30:44): Didn't think there was one for Knuckles vencabot_teppoo (0:30:51): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (0:30:53): No one presses it. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:02): John thinks that it was Fang. vencabot_teppoo (0:31:08): John "knows" it was Fang. elan_einlhander (0:31:35): Wow elan_einlhander (0:31:36): Hit him vencabot_teppoo (0:31:59): Ok.I'm gonna plug it in real quick. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:04): I can beat Angel Island in two seconds, lol. elan_einlhander (0:32:37): Lol elan_einlhander (0:32:38): Who can't vencabot_teppoo (0:42:01): Sonic Jam is an awesome game. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:00): C'mooon Saturn billay. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:09): Yes. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:17): Ol' Saturn just needed some warming up, lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:17): Ok. Knack (not Fang) is NOT in Sonic 3 and Knuckles. vencabot_teppoo (0:59:29): I hate it when John tries to tell me things about games that I have MASTERED. elan_einlhander (0:59:39): Stop elan_einlhander (0:59:40): Sleep elan_einlhander (0:59:41): Now elan_einlhander (0:59:43): Bye vencabot_teppoo (0:59:56): ~nods~Peace. vencabot_teppoo (16:37:43): Hail, Einlhander. elan_einlhander (16:37:50): Heya hiya vencabot_teppoo (16:38:19): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/uspooh.jpg elan_einlhander (16:38:32): Dude, enough with the links elan_einlhander (16:38:54): My computer takes too long to load them, just tell me vencabot_teppoo (16:39:11): It's a drawing of Pooh that me and Sharon did on Doodle!. elan_einlhander (16:39:31): All right then elan_einlhander (16:39:39): I'll bet it's pretty elan_einlhander (17:22:40): Lion King had a way better Circle of Life song vencabot_teppoo (17:23:01): IN THE vencabot_teppoo (17:23:05): SKIIIIIIIIRKLE vencabot_teppoo (17:23:08): OF LIFE!!!! elan_einlhander (17:23:10): Skirkle? vencabot_teppoo (17:23:31): ~nods as he finishes his skereal~ vencabot_teppoo (17:34:07): Ok, I'm over it. elan_einlhander (17:34:12): All rght vencabot_teppoo (17:34:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:35:54): ~was gonna make RubyKnightNT, OpalKnightKT, etc... but that'd just be retarded~ elan_einlhander (17:36:05): Sure would vencabot_teppoo (17:36:36): Since no one knows who the other Teppoos are, since they get no publicity, lol. elan_einlhander (17:36:44): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:37:19): Even ~I~ don't know all of the Teppoos anymore. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:27): Why did I stop making the Kano dictionary? Lol. This thing is 1337. elan_einlhander (17:41:12): This movie's songs suck elan_einlhander (17:41:15): Barely any music vencabot_teppoo (17:41:21): Lol. You mean the new Lion King? elan_einlhander (17:41:25): Um, no elan_einlhander (17:41:30): The movie that's on vencabot_teppoo (17:41:53): Ah. @_@ elan_einlhander (17:42:55): EAT THE DAMN BIRD vencabot_teppoo (17:46:10): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:20): Tell me when you have some free time, 'cause you gotta see this. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:22): It's awesome. vencabot_teppoo (17:46:26): ~forgot that he wrote this~ elan_einlhander (18:02:37): Dude, I am still pure evil vencabot_teppoo (18:02:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:02:47): And since I RP in MM...... elan_einlhander (18:02:50): I have to go with it. vencabot_teppoo (18:03:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:03:16): It's the sad truth elan_einlhander (18:03:22): *has changed title and everything* vencabot_teppoo (18:03:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:24): When you think of a Sapphire, what color do you think of? Since they come in multiple colors... elan_einlhander (18:05:39): I usually think red actually, but I'm pretty sure it's blue vencabot_teppoo (18:05:50): Well, it's both red and blue. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:58): There are red sapphires. elan_einlhander (18:06:02): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (18:06:08): Oh man elan_einlhander (18:06:11): It just occured to me vencabot_teppoo (18:06:14): ? elan_einlhander (18:06:35): Thomas saw me in MM and commented on my horrible red aura *he's a sidhe, who have the detect alignment ability* elan_einlhander (18:06:37): And.... elan_einlhander (18:06:47): Vic is an elf, who also have that ability elan_einlhander (18:07:06): She's gonna notice that I have a seering red aura rather than my usual pretty gold aura vencabot_teppoo (18:07:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:07:21): That's gonna suck, I'm not her Guardian Angel anymore vencabot_teppoo (18:07:26): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:07:49): MEGAMAN VII TIME elan_einlhander (18:08:17): Woah elan_einlhander (18:08:25): I started it up and loaded my state.... elan_einlhander (18:08:30): And BASS is lunging at me vencabot_teppoo (18:08:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:08:38): Well, with Gospel Boost vencabot_teppoo (18:23:45): I wish... Lacy would show up. elan_einlhander (18:23:48): O.o vencabot_teppoo (18:23:59): ~can't believe he thought 'Ericka' first... crap~ elan_einlhander (18:24:25): Yeah, it happens vencabot_teppoo (18:28:42): There are 11 Teppoo generations... and all have something special about them... and yet, for some reason, I give special attention to VT and PT. elan_einlhander (18:28:52): *shrgu* vencabot_teppoo (18:30:19): PT = second generation, VT = sixth generation. That makes Dahkuri... VT's great-great-grandpappy. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:32): And yet, I don't even know what I'm talking about, so I'm gonna half-sleep and try and think of something to do. vencabot_teppoo (18:31:40): So, peace... kinda. elan_einlhander (18:32:10): See yah vencabot_teppoo (18:32:18): I'm gonna be laying here, infront of my computer, looking all depressed and sorry for myself. If it's important, I should be able to see when you message me, supposing that I don't fall asleep. elan_einlhander (18:32:31): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (18:53:39): Apparently, it's time for another episode of "WTF HARRY." elan_einlhander (18:53:47): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (18:53:59): Vencabot_Teppoo: I wanna talk to Lacy. harryturney: how long have u been lacyless Vencabot_Teppoo: Four days. harryturney: im sorry man harryturney: does she not get on the internet much Vencabot_Teppoo: ~nods~ Vencabot_Teppoo: If I could just talk to her via phone, I would probably never come online again, lol. harryturney: why dont u talk to her via phone then Vencabot_Teppoo: Because I don't have a cell phone. harryturney: do u have a phone card harryturney: those are reasonable Vencabot_Teppoo: My mom doesn't even know... I need to tell her soon, anyway... ~_~ harryturney: yeah harryturney: how come she doesnt get on the inernet much Vencabot_Teppoo: Because she's busy... She works a lot... harryturney: yeah thats understandable harryturney: its all just lust for lacy vencabot_teppoo (18:54:09): harryturney: let it come and dont worry Vencabot_Teppoo: ...What are you talking about? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:54:17): WTF Harry. elan_einlhander (18:54:34): WTF Harry vencabot_teppoo (19:06:43): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~nods and falls over~ harryturney: LOL ~slaps david~ Vencabot_Teppoo: \\( _-_ )// harryturney: ~wake up~ Vencabot_Teppoo: ~_~ harryturney: consider david harryturney: kill david harryturney: sac david harryturney: take money from david elan_einlhander (19:07:09): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:07:49): Su vencabot_teppoo (19:07:50): nu vencabot_teppoo (19:07:50): zu vencabot_teppoo (19:07:55): Sunuuuzu. vencabot_teppoo (19:08:05): Vencabot_Teppoo: Su Vencabot_Teppoo: nu Vencabot_Teppoo: zu harryturney: scooby scooby doo i love you harryturney: ...... elan_einlhander (19:08:12): .... elan_einlhander (19:08:14): WTF Harry vencabot_teppoo (19:09:26): I'm eating chicken... in the darkness. vencabot_teppoo (19:10:52): THE KING vencabot_teppoo (19:10:53): OF vencabot_teppoo (19:10:55): IRON FIST vencabot_teppoo (19:10:58): TOURNAMENT!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:11:02): ENTER: vencabot_teppoo (19:11:05): THE TEKKEN!!!!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (19:11:22): Dude I have MegaMan VII boss music playing constantly sicne my game is paused vencabot_teppoo (19:11:31): Lol. Clever. elan_einlhander (19:12:24): It's awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:12:40): Did you go to Sonic Radio yesterday? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:15): (Why isn't Everett's home page opening...?!) elan_einlhander (19:13:58): No vencabot_teppoo (19:14:07): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (19:15:51): Vencabot_Teppoo: OPEN YOU STUPID WEB-PAGE!!! harryturney: haha consider web page harryturney: kill web page harryturney: sac web page Vencabot_Teppoo: take 01011100010001100111000101010011011 from web page elan_einlhander (19:16:01): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:16:05): Harry and his MM logic vencabot_teppoo (19:16:25): harryturney: stupid web page harryturney: emote die web page die elan_einlhander (19:16:34): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (19:16:45): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~wants to emote with Lacy allllll night long~ elan_einlhander (19:16:58): ..... vencabot_teppoo (19:17:00): harryturney: PERVERT harryturney: emoting is perverted elan_einlhander (19:17:05): Sure is, mmm vencabot_teppoo (19:17:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:17:16): I emoted your mom vencabot_teppoo (20:27:57): Lacyyyyy. elan_einlhander (20:28:12): Yes? elan_einlhander (20:28:14): Er elan_einlhander (20:28:15): Um elan_einlhander (20:28:18): *cough* vencabot_teppoo (20:28:21): Lol. Doug's secret identity. elan_einlhander (20:28:25): Yeah elan_einlhander (20:28:35): WHA vencabot_teppoo (20:28:41): ...? elan_einlhander (20:28:47): ANOTHER TRANSFORMERS? elan_einlhander (20:28:52): ENERGON???? elan_einlhander (20:28:55): THAT WAS BEAST WARS elan_einlhander (20:28:59): FAGGOT BASTARDS vencabot_teppoo (20:29:01): Lol... vencabot_teppoo (20:29:38): I receieved an e-mail from "Shirly." elan_einlhander (20:29:45): O.o vencabot_teppoo (20:29:47): Please be good.... vencabot_teppoo (20:29:52): Please don't be junk mail... vencabot_teppoo (20:30:52): Junk mail... elan_einlhander (20:31:11): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (20:31:38): With a virus, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:08): ~cries like a baby~ vencabot_teppoo (20:32:12): ~wait... doesn't~ vencabot_teppoo (20:38:19): T-Sabre, Wretched Sword vencabot_teppoo (20:38:26): I need to restring SOMETHING as that, in MM. elan_einlhander (20:38:43): Yeah you do vencabot_teppoo (20:38:44): I give up with finding a good sword. All I need is a restring coin and I'll restring SOME sword as that, lol. elan_einlhander (20:38:51): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:40:47): In Final Fantasy VII... vencabot_teppoo (20:40:57): Most of the maps looked like they could be real places. elan_einlhander (20:41:04): Hm vencabot_teppoo (20:41:10): In Final Fantasy X... vencabot_teppoo (20:41:12): NONE... vencabot_teppoo (20:41:18): of the maps look like they could be real places. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:33): I think they over-did it with the "fantasy" element. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:14): Wakka. elan_einlhander (21:11:04): Dude I just realized elan_einlhander (21:11:11): That the Teen Titans don't have noses elan_einlhander (21:11:19): At least not real ones vencabot_teppoo (21:20:00): Skleep. elan_einlhander (21:20:15): Bi elan_einlhander (21:20:17): No* vencabot_teppoo (21:20:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:27): BI!!! elan_einlhander (21:21:03): Terra is soooo cute vencabot_teppoo (21:21:19): Aww, I'm not watching. It's that episode? elan_einlhander (21:21:32): Yup vencabot_teppoo (21:21:51): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (21:24:52): AWWWWWWWWWW elan_einlhander (21:24:56): She was sooooooooo cute though! vencabot_teppoo (21:25:13): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:48:39): LAAAACY!!!!! COME BAAAACK! Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:43): I'm just playin'. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:48): I'm ok. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:50): I'm alright. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:51): Calm. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:52): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:54): Collected. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:56): >_O elan_einlhander (21:51:22): Yup yup elan_einlhander (21:51:28): And to make matters worse for you elan_einlhander (21:51:34): Doug has chips and salsa, and tacos vencabot_teppoo (21:52:17): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (21:52:21): YOU JERK!!!! elan_einlhander (21:52:27): Mmm, sooooooooo good vencabot_teppoo (21:52:31): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:34): Mexicans are awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:29): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:43:40): UH OH elan_einlhander (22:43:45): IS THAT LACYAGE IN ACTION vencabot_teppoo (22:43:51): Hopefully... elan_einlhander (22:43:51): TWICW elan_einlhander (22:43:54): TWICE* vencabot_teppoo (22:43:55): She logged on and off. elan_einlhander (22:44:02): She be back mah brudda vencabot_teppoo (22:44:27): Doug... Hypothetically... vencabot_teppoo (22:44:34): If I got a job... vencabot_teppoo (22:44:35): Would you wanna get a family plan with me? vencabot_teppoo (22:44:46): STOP vencabot_teppoo (22:44:49): I mean for cell phones. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:56): ~should have started off saying that elan_einlhander (22:45:04): Wait, how? elan_einlhander (22:45:06): How would that work? vencabot_teppoo (22:45:28): We each pay for half of the monthly fee, and get shared minutes... meaning that we have a set amount of minutes to be used BETWEEN us. elan_einlhander (22:45:45): Hmmm, but how many minutes? elan_einlhander (22:45:53): *doesn't trust you using up all my minutes* vencabot_teppoo (22:47:42): Lol. Yeah, that'd be the hard part... TRUSTING one another. Well, for $25 each, we could share 400 weekday minutes... unlimited minutes past 9 PM, to eachother, to other users of T-Mobile service, and on weekends... So, these minutes only count on week DAYS, before 9, to people who aren't using T-Mobile... vencabot_teppoo (22:50:59): Or, for 35 bucks each, we could share 800 minutes... but... now that I look at it more... vencabot_teppoo (22:51:06): It'd probably be best if we just went with individual plans. elan_einlhander (22:51:39): Wait wait wait vencabot_teppoo (22:51:55): Yeeeaaaah? vencabot_teppoo (22:51:59): *Cellular Teppoo* elan_einlhander (22:52:02): Hm elan_einlhander (22:52:06): I dunno, we'll talk about it vencabot_teppoo (22:52:13): Lol. Okay? elan_einlhander (22:52:19): Okay vencabot_teppoo (22:52:25): OKAY?! elan_einlhander (22:52:29): OKAY vencabot_teppoo (22:52:32): Lol. Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:35): *OJ* vencabot_teppoo (22:52:41): Mmmm. elan_einlhander (22:52:58): Mmmm elan_einlhander (22:53:00): Tacos elan_einlhander (22:53:04): *double* mMmm vencabot_teppoo (22:53:10): Doug, tell me... WHO COULD POSSIBLY NEED THIS PLAN: vencabot_teppoo (22:53:24): For $130 DOLLARS A MONTH... vencabot_teppoo (22:53:34): "Get More Supra- Plan:" vencabot_teppoo (22:54:07): Unlimited weeknights... vencabot_teppoo (22:54:10): Unlimited weekends... vencabot_teppoo (22:54:11): And... vencabot_teppoo (22:54:15): FIVE THOUSAND MINUTES. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:18): PER MONTH. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:23): Five thousand, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:25): For one phone. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:30): One person. vencabot_teppoo (22:54:32): Per month. elan_einlhander (22:54:57): FIVE THOUSAND?????? elan_einlhander (22:55:01): BUT WHY???? vencabot_teppoo (22:55:19): That's, on avergage, 250 minutes a NIGHT.... ONLY A WEEK DAYS. elan_einlhander (22:55:26): JESUS vencabot_teppoo (22:55:26): WHO KNOWS HOW MANY ON WEEKENDS. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:08): More than four hours a day, on average. elan_einlhander (22:56:37): Jsut the weekdays vencabot_teppoo (22:57:06): Yes. Now... to me... 5000 minutes DOES equal unlimited... because I could never in a million years REACH that limit. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:19): So, if you're someone who says, "Boy, I need to get 5000 week day minutes." vencabot_teppoo (22:57:25): I can't imagine how many you spend on weekends. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:31): It's unfathomale. vencabot_teppoo (22:57:37): Unfathomable* vencabot_teppoo (22:57:55): And that plan has the most brilliant name ever... I'm going down the list of plans... vencabot_teppoo (22:58:12): "Get More Max... 2500 minutes? That's way too many... wait... the..." vencabot_teppoo (22:58:16): "GET MORE SUPRA PLAN?!" elan_einlhander (22:58:24): SUPRA??? vencabot_teppoo (22:58:52): SUPRA!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:58:56): It's more than "Max." elan_einlhander (22:58:59): Wow elan_einlhander (22:59:02): Wait elan_einlhander (22:59:08): There's no such thing as MORE than max vencabot_teppoo (22:59:13): No, Doug- vencabot_teppoo (22:59:16): It EXCEEDS... vencabot_teppoo (22:59:18): The maximum. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): For it is Supra. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:25): ph34r it. elan_einlhander (22:59:29): T-that's impossible vencabot_teppoo (22:59:45): ~decides that only one person could use that many minutes...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:59:46): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:59:50): *Supra Man* elan_einlhander (22:59:53): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (23:00:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:08): ~is Supra Man~ vencabot_teppoo (23:00:12): 130 bucks a month. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): For the Supra-ness. vencabot_teppoo (23:03:28): Let it be known... vencabot_teppoo (23:03:37): That David clocked in 20 minutes of Lacy-age tonight. vencabot_teppoo (23:03:45): ~20 minutes~ elan_einlhander (23:03:52): Only 20? vencabot_teppoo (23:03:56): Less. elan_einlhander (23:03:57): Aw, I wanted to talk to her vencabot_teppoo (23:03:57): 18. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:00): I rounded it up to 20. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:01): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:15): And she's not coming back. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:20): Thus, David sees no reason to live. elan_einlhander (23:04:26): Hari Kari elan_einlhander (23:04:29): Goodbye vencabot_teppoo (23:04:37): So, I'm hittin' the sack; I'll get an early start on my day tomorrow. When you getting up? vencabot_teppoo (23:04:42): Oh, you work! vencabot_teppoo (23:04:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:46): Poor Doug. elan_einlhander (23:05:09): Shut up -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:05:23): I applied for volunteer work at Woldumar nature center. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:26): Just now. elan_einlhander (23:05:51): Un elan_einlhander (23:05:53): Um* vencabot_teppoo (23:05:53): Sooooo... maybe I'll have a job soon... not one that pays... elan_einlhander (23:05:54): Loser? vencabot_teppoo (23:05:57): ...but... whatever. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:06:07): OJ makes the insanity so much better. elan_einlhander (23:06:13): I think elan_einlhander (23:06:18): Chips and salsa does more. vencabot_teppoo (23:06:33): It's true. vencabot_teppoo (23:06:41): Chips and salsa is an amazing fuel for craziness. 1-25-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:11:11): Peace. elan_einlhander (0:11:15): Night vencabot_teppoo (16:39:22): Well if it isn't Doug. vencabot_teppoo (16:39:24): Of the Doug tribe. elan_einlhander (16:39:48): Hey vencabot_teppoo (16:40:20): How's bein' Doug been? elan_einlhander (16:40:32): It's all right vencabot_teppoo (16:41:09): Just got done shoveling my sidewalk. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:17): My toes itch and my hands are clumsy. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:41:27): O.o vencabot_teppoo (16:41:59): And my dad is on his way with Chinese food. vencabot_teppoo (16:42:00): Mmm. elan_einlhander (16:42:05): Ew elan_einlhander (16:42:09): Hate Chinese fodo elan_einlhander (16:42:11): food* vencabot_teppoo (16:42:19): And I was playing with my dad's cell phone last night, and it was awesome. elan_einlhander (16:42:29): I don't see how.... elan_einlhander (16:42:32): Who did you call? vencabot_teppoo (16:42:35): No one. vencabot_teppoo (16:42:45): I mean I was... well actually, I did call someone, but it was on accident, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:42:57): But anyway, I didn't MEAN to call anyone. I was just goin' through the menus and stuff, checking out his features. elan_einlhander (16:46:27): Where in the HELL did "Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?" COME from? vencabot_teppoo (16:46:36): What do you mean? Lol. elan_einlhander (16:47:01): Like, it's clearly old elan_einlhander (16:47:04): Or somethin vencabot_teppoo (16:47:13): It's just drawn to look old. elan_einlhander (16:47:23): But WHY? vencabot_teppoo (16:47:26): It won one of those Cartoon Cartoon contests back in the day. elan_einlhander (16:47:29): It's miserable vencabot_teppoo (16:47:35): I think it's cool. elan_einlhander (16:47:44): I think it's gay, especially with his new voice. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:53): Yeah... His old voice was so much cooler. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:13): You can't resize the Sega IM window... elan_einlhander (16:48:15): It's weird how they plugged into the older episodes vencabot_teppoo (16:48:22): I know... That IS really weird. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:37): I was like, "Boy, his new voice suxx0rz"... vencabot_teppoo (16:48:45): And then it was in the older episodes, too. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:56): And I was like, "...Did I just imagine that he had another voice?" vencabot_teppoo (16:48:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:49:11): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:56:08): I love Sonic, Doug. elan_einlhander (16:56:14): I do too, David. vencabot_teppoo (16:56:35): After ALL of these years of being a Sonic fan... since second grade... I still think that he's my favourite character of all time. elan_einlhander (16:56:47): And he should be vencabot_teppoo (16:56:55): I mean, I'm only a bit hesitant to say that he has total pwnage over NiGHTS. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:00): I mean, I LOVE NiGHTS... vencabot_teppoo (16:57:02): But Sonic... elan_einlhander (16:57:20): Sonic, I dare say, PWNS vencabot_teppoo (16:57:33): http://www.sega.com/gamesite/sonicheroes/content.html vencabot_teppoo (16:59:05): Go Chaotix. elan_einlhander (16:59:07): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (16:59:08): ~is a Chaotix fan~ vencabot_teppoo (16:59:46): Why is Vector so buff, and why is Charmy so big? Lol. elan_einlhander (17:01:11): David, why is it on ALL systems? vencabot_teppoo (17:01:24): I dunno, but that means that I can get it for PS2...Mmm. elan_einlhander (17:01:30): mmm elan_einlhander (17:01:43): And I can get it for GameCube, we're gonna rule the world vencabot_teppoo (17:01:47): And that means that Doug can get it for XBox, lol. elan_einlhander (17:01:59): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:02:45): Team Rose, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:59): WHY DOES EVERY GAME HAVE TO HAVE ONE CHARACTER/GROUP THAT UBER SUCKS? elan_einlhander (17:03:00): Rooflez I dare say vencabot_teppoo (17:04:29): YES elan_einlhander (17:04:47): *movies taking forever to load* vencabot_teppoo (17:04:59): Espio's special ability is to become invisible, FINALLY. elan_einlhander (17:05:07): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:06:11): Espio was my favourite character from Chaotix, as Doug knows. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:16): Espio = 1337. elan_einlhander (17:06:21): YES elan_einlhander (17:06:25): LOOK AT THIS MOVIE elan_einlhander (17:06:27): AWESOME elan_einlhander (17:06:30): I WANT THAT GAME NOW vencabot_teppoo (17:06:31): Which movie? elan_einlhander (17:06:33): NOW elan_einlhander (17:06:35): NOW elan_einlhander (17:06:35): NOW elan_einlhander (17:06:40): The first Sonic Team one elan_einlhander (17:06:46): *twitching* vencabot_teppoo (17:07:02): I wish ~I~ had DSL, lol. elan_einlhander (17:07:12): Took forever to load vencabot_teppoo (17:07:25): Lol. Gonna take even longer for me. elan_einlhander (17:07:42): If at all vencabot_teppoo (17:09:15): Why is Sonic listed as "the Hedgehog," Espio listed as "the Chameleon," Vector as "the Crocodile," Charmy as "Bee," but Tails and Knuckles with no race listed? Lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:31): Beats me elan_einlhander (17:09:36): Well, Tails never has one listed elan_einlhander (17:09:40): But Knuckles does vencabot_teppoo (17:10:10): Miles "Tails" Prower vencabot_teppoo (17:10:15): Is what SHOULD be listed. Is USUALLY listed. elan_einlhander (17:10:20): Yah elan_einlhander (17:11:15): Gonna take a nap elan_einlhander (17:11:18): Be back in like an hour vencabot_teppoo (17:11:43): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:37:31): No Lacy-age while I was gone, I assume? elan_einlhander (22:37:39): Nope, non elan_einlhander (22:37:40): none* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:05): I swear, the only thing worse than Lacy never being on would be MISSING Lacy. I think you can agree with me on that. elan_einlhander (22:38:21): Inded I can elan_einlhander (22:38:24): Indeed* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:59): I hope you don't know what it's like to step away from the computer for twenty minutes and come back to see that your special someone has come and gone in that time. >_O elan_einlhander (22:39:13): I sorta do elan_einlhander (22:39:20): Well, from the before time vencabot_teppoo (22:39:21): Oh yeah, Seraphin, lol. elan_einlhander (22:39:25): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:39:36): Poor Doug. How does that always happen? elan_einlhander (22:39:42): Beats me yo. vencabot_teppoo (22:39:49): I'm trying to spend less time online, but I know that if I even BLINK... vencabot_teppoo (22:39:56): Someone will be on and off. elan_einlhander (22:39:56): Dude elan_einlhander (22:39:57): Listen elan_einlhander (22:40:05): I am not lying when I say this vencabot_teppoo (22:40:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:40:10): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:40:20): But uh elan_einlhander (22:40:31): I just reached into my bag of tortilla chips and.... vencabot_teppoo (22:40:35): ... elan_einlhander (22:40:36): Pulled out a comb elan_einlhander (22:40:38): ... vencabot_teppoo (22:40:40): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (22:40:46): A-a-a-a-a comb vencabot_teppoo (22:40:56): ... elan_einlhander (22:41:01): Like that which I woudl COMB my hair with vencabot_teppoo (22:41:01): Somehow, I can believe you. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:07): Because really. elan_einlhander (22:41:11): I am not lying, I swear on my mother's grave vencabot_teppoo (22:41:11): Stranger things have happened to us. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:18): It must be a nerd thing. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:41:21): It must be elan_einlhander (22:41:25): We have awesome experiences vencabot_teppoo (22:41:37): And no one believes us. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:38): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:42:43): What does Entropy mean? If anything vencabot_teppoo (22:43:21): I know it means something, but I can't remember. Lemme look it up. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:41): ~programmed his keyboard to go to Dictionary.com if he presses a certain key... because he goes there so often~ elan_einlhander (22:43:49): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (22:44:15): The tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity. Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society. elan_einlhander (22:44:36): So, in laments terms elan_einlhander (22:44:42): Everything becoming one? vencabot_teppoo (22:44:54): I guess. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:57): Also: vencabot_teppoo (22:45:07): The sensation caused by the force or influence of heat when excessive, or above that which is normal to the human body; the bodily feeling experienced on exposure to fire, the sun's rays, etc.; the reverse of cold. elan_einlhander (22:45:19): Bette elan_einlhander (22:45:21): Better* vencabot_teppoo (22:46:05): Wait... that's the definition of 'heat'... elan_einlhander (22:46:12): Pretty much vencabot_teppoo (22:46:22): Oh, maybe their synonymous... vencabot_teppoo (22:46:26): But it just says "Entropy" vencabot_teppoo (22:46:34): And then gives the definition of 'heat' right afterward. elan_einlhander (22:47:06): Victoriana's clan is pciking on me for being pure evil vencabot_teppoo (22:47:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:47:22): They're all saints fyi elan_einlhander (22:47:40): And she's the baby, so everything I do is monitored closely -_- vencabot_teppoo (22:47:47): ~nods~ That sucks... elan_einlhander (22:47:53): I get televiewd a lot vencabot_teppoo (22:47:59): ~is glad, in many ways, that Lacy has no social life~ elan_einlhander (22:48:10): She doesn't either, lol, they force it on her vencabot_teppoo (22:48:17): Lol. What jerks. vencabot_teppoo (22:48:19): ~kills them~ elan_einlhander (22:48:24): Nah, they're sweet vencabot_teppoo (22:48:29): ~brings them back to life~ elan_einlhander (22:48:39): Thank ye elan_einlhander (22:49:01): David and his fellow mastery of life and death vencabot_teppoo (22:49:29): Yup. VT = master of the All Creation and All Destruction skills. vencabot_teppoo (22:49:34): (back in the old RP, heehee) elan_einlhander (22:49:41): Hehe elan_einlhander (22:49:46): And I am too strangely elan_einlhander (22:49:50): I'm just a jerk about it vencabot_teppoo (22:50:13): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:34:55): G'night, man. 1-26-04 vencabot_teppoo (22:21:40): Quote John, as the Green Lantern, talking to Hawk Woman: vencabot_teppoo (22:21:47): "Damn, girl; You even blacker than me." elan_einlhander (22:21:54): ShizZAM vencabot_teppoo (23:27:22): Ugh... elan_einlhander (23:27:52): Ugh? vencabot_teppoo (23:28:37): Been working on this same program all night... Won't be satisfied until there's no way that anyone could say that its missing something. John looked at it and was like, "...but can it do this?" and I was like, "I've got the rest of the night." vencabot_teppoo (23:28:41): Lol. I'm almost done... again. elan_einlhander (23:28:54): Whee.... vencabot_teppoo (23:32:10): Lol. Fry. elan_einlhander (23:32:15): Hehe elan_einlhander (23:32:19): It's a tomato elan_einlhander (23:33:04): Scruffy is the best character elan_einlhander (23:33:07): Hands down vencabot_teppoo (23:33:08): lOL. elan_einlhander (23:34:02): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:34:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:35:41): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:12): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:39:29): Gumbercules, LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:45:14): lOL. vencabot_teppoo (23:47:35): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:39): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:42): So true. elan_einlhander (23:54:04): W-why is Bender wearing boxers? vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): No idea. 1-27-04 vencabot_teppoo (22:21:40): Quote John, as the Green Lantern, talking to Hawk Woman: vencabot_teppoo (22:21:47): "Damn, girl; You even blacker than me." elan_einlhander (22:21:54): ShizZAM vencabot_teppoo (23:27:22): Ugh... elan_einlhander (23:27:52): Ugh? vencabot_teppoo (23:28:37): Been working on this same program all night... Won't be satisfied until there's no way that anyone could say that its missing something. John looked at it and was like, "...but can it do this?" and I was like, "I've got the rest of the night." vencabot_teppoo (23:28:41): Lol. I'm almost done... again. elan_einlhander (23:28:54): Whee.... vencabot_teppoo (23:32:10): Lol. Fry. elan_einlhander (23:32:15): Hehe elan_einlhander (23:32:19): It's a tomato elan_einlhander (23:33:04): Scruffy is the best character elan_einlhander (23:33:07): Hands down vencabot_teppoo (23:33:08): lOL. elan_einlhander (23:34:02): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:34:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:35:41): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:12): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:39:29): Gumbercules, LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:45:14): lOL. vencabot_teppoo (23:47:35): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:39): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:42): So true. elan_einlhander (23:54:04): W-why is Bender wearing boxers? vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): No idea. 1-27-04 elan_einlhander (0:00:34): That little girl is awesome elan_einlhander (0:00:40): Just because she's with Sesshomaru elan_einlhander (0:02:37): Totosai's a pimp too elan_einlhander (0:23:57): Goin' to bed Captain Silence vencabot_teppoo (0:24:14): ~nods~ Peace. vencabot_teppoo (18:36:41): How was the el napola? elan_einlhander (18:36:52): Mui bien vencabot_teppoo (18:36:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:26): Why don't the Z fighters ever work together? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:47): "Z fighters." elan_einlhander (18:38:48): Beatrs me vencabot_teppoo (18:38:49): ~said it~ elan_einlhander (18:38:51): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:41:28): Doug can't wait to see Pokemon Heroes. elan_einlhander (18:42:00): Actually elan_einlhander (18:42:04): I prolly will see it vencabot_teppoo (18:42:14): I don't doubt it. elan_einlhander (18:43:33): Damn my brother elan_einlhander (18:43:37): He's selling that candy elan_einlhander (18:43:43): And I keep buying it vencabot_teppoo (18:43:45): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:43:59): Doug never wants someone to be selling candy only a few steps away from him at all times. elan_einlhander (18:44:07): Heck no, too temptin elan_einlhander (18:44:28): I think my birthday was forgotten vencabot_teppoo (18:44:35): Lol. When is it? elan_einlhander (18:44:47): Fourth vencabot_teppoo (18:44:55): Well, there's still time. vencabot_teppoo (18:57:07): That's a whole lotta 'sheff'. elan_einlhander (18:57:19): O.o vencabot_teppoo (18:58:04): Why don't they just... leave apple jacks alone? elan_einlhander (18:58:24): I don't know, I just don't know.... vencabot_teppoo (19:06:22): Man, how am I still tired? vencabot_teppoo (19:06:26): I slept all day, lol. elan_einlhander (19:06:30): Yeah, dunno vencabot_teppoo (19:07:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:37:00): RASSLOR elan_einlhander (19:37:08): *<3 Rasslor* vencabot_teppoo (19:37:17): LOL elan_einlhander (19:37:46): Promotor elan_einlhander (19:37:50): Ship-o-drome elan_einlhander (19:37:54): Love this one so much elan_einlhander (19:37:57): Rasslor's a G elan_einlhander (19:38:01): His voice is god vencabot_teppoo (19:39:38): GO VIKING GOD OF ROCK!!! elan_einlhander (19:39:43): YES elan_einlhander (19:46:22): Now why wouls they call it "Pokemon Heroes The Movie" elan_einlhander (19:46:31): There was no series called Pokemon Heroes vencabot_teppoo (19:46:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:51:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:51:45): "QUIET WOMAN!!" elan_einlhander (19:51:52): MY HAIR IS ON FIRE vencabot_teppoo (20:03:02): harryturney: Mason lunches you get two milks and more food but no fries. harryturney: The fries are good. vencabot_teppoo (20:03:04): TWO MILKS vencabot_teppoo (20:03:07): WTF HARRY elan_einlhander (20:03:14): WTF vencabot_teppoo (20:22:39): DONE PACKAGING MY PROGRAMS!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:22:45): Wait... no... vencabot_teppoo (20:22:51): ~still needs to make README files... curses~ vencabot_teppoo (20:39:44): ~NOW~ packaging is complete... vencabot_teppoo (20:39:52): 8 zip files. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:55): *awesome* elan_einlhander (20:40:31): Right vencabot_teppoo (20:45:00): If Lacy comes on while I'm gone, tell her I'll be right back, lol. elan_einlhander (20:45:09): Okie doke elan_einlhander (20:57:29): Why do you consistantly change your screen name? I don't know who logs on vencabot_teppoo (20:57:42): You mean on MSN? elan_einlhander (20:57:54): Yeah, way to be insecure vencabot_teppoo (20:58:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:10:23): I am still evil elan_einlhander (21:10:24): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (21:10:31): You need to get another pill. elan_einlhander (21:10:37): I do too elan_einlhander (21:10:48): I fought the Illusionist hoping he'd have one elan_einlhander (21:10:51): But to no avail vencabot_teppoo (21:11:07): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:11:50): 2-4 inches of snow due tonight elan_einlhander (21:11:54): *crosses fingers* vencabot_teppoo (21:11:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:14:35): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/ elan_einlhander (21:15:16): oo vencabot_teppoo (21:15:25): Now I just need a site to put them on, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:35): Because I have screen-shots and descriptions of all of them. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:38): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:19): Staryu is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:21): "HYAAAA!" elan_einlhander (21:16:28): Starmie is crazy elan_einlhander (21:16:33): So many.... fins? vencabot_teppoo (21:16:37): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:16:41): SEEL IS THE BEST!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:16:47): "HWA!" vencabot_teppoo (21:16:56): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:16:57): Butterfree is the best my friend vencabot_teppoo (21:16:58): ~loves Staryu~ elan_einlhander (21:17:03): KICK IT'S ASS vencabot_teppoo (21:17:04): i love the sounds it makes. vencabot_teppoo (21:17:42): HYAAAA!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:17:44): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:19:01): Pidgeotto's a G too vencabot_teppoo (21:19:01): Starmie is gay compared to Staryu. elan_einlhander (21:43:16): Dude, what is alluiring about Teen Titans? vencabot_teppoo (21:44:06): No idea. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:11): Quote me when I say: vencabot_teppoo (21:44:18): "I...I-I like Teen Titans..." vencabot_teppoo (21:44:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:34): Starburst ARE good, though. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:10): Batman is suave. elan_einlhander (21:59:27): This one's gay, I like old Bruce Wayne vencabot_teppoo (21:59:36): Aw elan_einlhander (21:59:57): The one that isn't hugs and has more messed up hair elan_einlhander (22:00:07): Not ol' helmet head foot-ball player here vencabot_teppoo (22:00:12): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:05): FREE FONTS?! vencabot_teppoo (22:02:07): ?! vencabot_teppoo (22:02:07): ?! vencabot_teppoo (22:02:07): ?! vencabot_teppoo (22:02:07): SDAKDAK vencabot_teppoo (22:02:11): ~dies~ vencabot_teppoo (22:02:13): ~cries~ elan_einlhander (22:02:15): What? vencabot_teppoo (22:02:17): ~really getting teary eyed~ vencabot_teppoo (22:02:27): One of my old favourite sites... vencabot_teppoo (22:02:31): I just noticed... vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): Has free fonts for download... elan_einlhander (22:02:47): Um, so? elan_einlhander (22:02:53): What's so special about that? vencabot_teppoo (22:03:02): I've never seen a site that gives free fonts. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:05): Most charge. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:08): And I LOVE fonts. elan_einlhander (22:03:14): whee? vencabot_teppoo (22:04:37): http://grsites.com/fonts/z001.shtml vencabot_teppoo (22:04:39): F-f-f-f-f-f-fonts... vencabot_teppoo (22:05:06): I want them ~all~... but I can't have them all... can I? Lol. elan_einlhander (22:05:25): I think you can vencabot_teppoo (22:05:52): Zelda font, rofl. elan_einlhander (22:06:00): OO elan_einlhander (22:06:57): OLukieDukieO: pass this on to ten people and you will be immune from every one of those stupid fucking asshole love chain IMS you get from now on vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): Oooh, I like Zhang QA... I think I'll download it... elan_einlhander (22:09:33): How does Luke always get the online chain letters? vencabot_teppoo (22:09:39): ~shrug~ elan_einlhander (22:09:52): he made his own elan_einlhander (22:10:00): Oh duh, you see it vencabot_teppoo (22:10:07): ~nods~ He sent it to me. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:09): And you did. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:37:07): STOP BUYING CANDY DOUG vencabot_teppoo (22:37:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:37:19): "B-b-b-b-but I cant'!" elan_einlhander (22:57:30): [CLAN] Xuro: '(}-<]XURO[>-{) NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' vencabot_teppoo (22:57:35): Awesome. It's 1337 already, and... WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (22:57:43): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (22:57:46): That's what he said vencabot_teppoo (22:59:46): Dude, I haven't even started working on it yet... but tell me that it isn't amazingly 1337: vencabot_teppoo (22:59:54): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/ vencabot_teppoo (23:00:16): ~has a black background fetish~ vencabot_teppoo (23:00:44): Is it just me, or is that somehow so awesome that it can ONLY be described as "1337"? elan_einlhander (23:01:47): Not now, fighting Chromatic Dragon vencabot_teppoo (23:01:53): Oh... Lol. Ok. ~shuts up~ elan_einlhander (23:06:59): Smoke vencabot_teppoo (23:08:41): Smoke? elan_einlhander (23:08:51): Family Guy vencabot_teppoo (23:09:01): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:09:06): [smoke] vencabot_teppoo (23:13:16): >_o vencabot_teppoo (23:42:47): jackdanielsincrystalglasses: I need someone to talk to... vencabot_teppoo (23:42:51): Can't breathe/..... elan_einlhander (23:42:59): Send her to me :O vencabot_teppoo (23:43:53): Lacy, PLEASE come on... elan_einlhander (23:44:19): I thought she was? vencabot_teppoo (23:44:24): Nope. elan_einlhander (23:44:33): Then who logged on earlier.... vencabot_teppoo (23:44:49): It was her, but she logged off right away. elan_einlhander (23:44:54): Gay elan_einlhander (23:44:56): I mean, aw vencabot_teppoo (23:45:01): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:49:15): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:17): Browser. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:20): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:57:43): Insanity. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:46): Profanity. vencabot_teppoo (23:57:48): VULGARITY. elan_einlhander (23:57:54): KOPJOPJ vencabot_teppoo (23:57:54): ~calms down~ vencabot_teppoo (23:57:58): Exactly, Doug. elan_einlhander (23:57:59): *stabs over and over* vencabot_teppoo (23:58:16): Did I pop-up at an inopportune time? elan_einlhander (23:58:38): Yeah, dragon giving us hell vencabot_teppoo (23:58:47): Sorry. Message me when you're done. elan_einlhander (23:58:55): No I am elan_einlhander (23:59:03): *dead as a doorknob* elan_einlhander (23:59:08): *which are very dead* vencabot_teppoo (23:59:26): Oh, lol. 1-28-04 elan_einlhander (0:00:11): Go for it vencabot_teppoo (0:00:24): ? elan_einlhander (0:00:34): Whatever you're pestering me about vencabot_teppoo (0:01:05): Oh, lol. It's nothing. elan_einlhander (0:02:54): Rrrrrrrrrrright elan_einlhander (0:03:00): How's Ericka? *smirk* vencabot_teppoo (0:03:24): Doug, you're an asshole. vencabot_teppoo (0:03:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:03:29): I am too elan_einlhander (0:03:32): SUCH an asshole. elan_einlhander (0:06:10): What's that girl's name? vencabot_teppoo (0:06:16): Uhh... vencabot_teppoo (0:06:23): You still have my game, lol. elan_einlhander (0:06:28): I do? elan_einlhander (0:06:30): Oops elan_einlhander (0:06:52): Ick, there's garlic in this salsa vencabot_teppoo (0:07:29): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:33): ~smirks and laughs~ vencabot_teppoo (0:12:36): DOUG SLAP ME vencabot_teppoo (0:12:42): Never mind, I'm over it. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:43): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:12:45): *cowers* elan_einlhander (0:12:45): Aw vencabot_teppoo (0:12:47): Rofl. elan_einlhander (0:12:54): *fist was clenched and everything elan_einlhander (0:13:08): "D-d-d-Doug I said SLAP" vencabot_teppoo (0:13:17): I just told myself that I'd laugh out loud if I ever spoke with Ericka again. elan_einlhander (0:13:17): "So? I would slap with my FIST" vencabot_teppoo (0:18:03): I'm fine, lol. elan_einlhander (0:18:18): ROFL elan_einlhander (0:18:21): I love Inuyasha vencabot_teppoo (0:18:29): And his big vencabot_teppoo (0:18:30): heavy vencabot_teppoo (0:18:30): sword. elan_einlhander (0:18:32): "It's a lot heavier Jack-ass" elan_einlhander (0:18:49): DEMON DEMON elan_einlhander (0:19:57): WHY AREN"T THEY HELPING?!?!!? vencabot_teppoo (0:20:03): ANIME, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (0:20:05): Hello! vencabot_teppoo (0:20:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:20:08): Oh duh elan_einlhander (0:20:26): WIND TUNNEL JACK ASS vencabot_teppoo (0:21:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:21:12): Totosai's a G elan_einlhander (0:23:08): I wanna be... elan_einlhander (0:23:10): Frrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vencabot_teppoo (0:23:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:25:11): Jeromaru and Kageromaru elan_einlhander (0:25:12): .... vencabot_teppoo (0:25:17): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:28:05): Day 5 of no shower..... vencabot_teppoo (0:28:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:28:16): No, not Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:28:50): Nothing funny about it. elan_einlhander (0:28:58): Not a damn thing vencabot_teppoo (0:35:47): Grave digger... vencabot_teppoo (0:35:50): When you dig my grave... vencabot_teppoo (0:35:54): Could you make it shallow?! vencabot_teppoo (0:35:57): SO I CAN FEEL THE RAIN!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:35:59): Heehee. elan_einlhander (0:36:03): *strikes cord* vencabot_teppoo (0:36:06): Awesome, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:49:11): Saving? vencabot_teppoo (0:51:04): Lacy. Please come on. Lol. elan_einlhander (0:52:33): She ain't coming..... elan_einlhander (0:52:39): Just like Vic ain't coming... vencabot_teppoo (0:52:47): Man. How gay. vencabot_teppoo (0:52:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:52:54): Seriously. elan_einlhander (0:53:00): Didn't see her last night like planned elan_einlhander (0:53:02): *Sigh* vencabot_teppoo (0:53:37): Dude, we need to be not so reliant on our women. Seriously. We're only 16. We don't even live in the same STATE as our special someone...z. Lol. elan_einlhander (0:53:46): Shut up elan_einlhander (0:53:54): I like her, I like being with her elan_einlhander (0:53:55): I miss her elan_einlhander (0:53:58): *smack* vencabot_teppoo (1:00:19): ARLINGTON TEXAS? elan_einlhander (1:00:34): What? vencabot_teppoo (1:00:34): ~watching forensics shows... the city was mentioned~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:39): ~thinks that's where Lacy lives~ elan_einlhander (1:00:48): *knocks you upside with the head* vencabot_teppoo (1:00:52): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:01:00): ~wonders who's head~ vencabot_teppoo (1:01:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:21:56): Best advice EVER elan_einlhander (1:21:59): "Don't die! vencabot_teppoo (1:22:05): Hee...hee... elan_einlhander (1:22:14): ...hee elan_einlhander (1:24:13): Omg so tired elan_einlhander (1:24:28): (O)_(O) vencabot_teppoo (1:25:12): I want to graduate... vencabot_teppoo (1:25:23): Sotsugyoushitaidesu... elan_einlhander (1:25:46): Rofl elan_einlhander (1:26:32): JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJESUS elan_einlhander (1:26:35): *dies* vencabot_teppoo (1:26:51): What am I gonna do...? Lol. elan_einlhander (1:26:57): SLEEP?!?! vencabot_teppoo (1:27:03): I need to stop Croley... vencabot_teppoo (1:27:05): ~clenches fist~ vencabot_teppoo (1:27:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:27:09): WHY AREN'T WE SLEEPING?!?!!? vencabot_teppoo (1:27:20): If I go to sleep, will YOU go to sleep? elan_einlhander (1:27:26): Well, no, prolly not vencabot_teppoo (1:27:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:28:37): In a week's time Victoriana will know that I am seventeen.... vencabot_teppoo (1:28:55): What's the worst that could happen? elan_einlhander (1:29:07): ... elan_einlhander (1:29:07): Well elan_einlhander (1:29:11): Theoretically elan_einlhander (1:29:17): She could be disgusted and leave me elan_einlhander (1:29:19): BUT elan_einlhander (1:29:24): I'm pretty sure she won't elan_einlhander (1:29:28): But I don't know elan_einlhander (1:29:39): Things certainly won't be the same vencabot_teppoo (1:30:03): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:31:48): Let's go to bed David, our women ain't comin' elan_einlhander (1:31:59): I'm ready if you are. vencabot_teppoo (1:32:31): Lets go, Doug. Here's hoping for a snow day tomorrow... elan_einlhander (1:32:45): Yup..... elan_einlhander (1:32:52): *fades out of reality* vencabot_teppoo (1:32:58): *secret hand shake* vencabot_teppoo (1:32:58): ~goes to brush teeth~ elan_einlhander (1:33:07): ~writes offline messages~ elan_einlhander (1:38:06): M'kay, g'night. elan_einlhander (10:54:35): Maw vencabot_teppoo (10:54:39): MAW elan_einlhander (10:54:55): GUFAW vencabot_teppoo (12:15:26): What does the away message "On vacation" mean? Lol. elan_einlhander (12:15:32): Um elan_einlhander (12:15:33): Lol elan_einlhander (12:15:34): *shrug* vencabot_teppoo (12:15:51): Who leaves their messengers on while on vacation? vencabot_teppoo (12:15:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:16:24): If they have enough time to put up an away message that says "On vacation"... vencabot_teppoo (12:16:46): Then they have enough time to sign off. Plus, you're not supposed to leave your computer on while you're out of the house. But, people do. Like Doug. vencabot_teppoo (12:16:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:17:13): Why not? elan_einlhander (12:17:23): My compy takes forever to start up vencabot_teppoo (12:19:35): Well, just by functioning a computer constantly loads and unloads thousands of variables per second. Say that ONE variable gets screwed up every 10 seconds. Even though its relatively small, leave your computer on for a few days and it starts to build up. When you turn off your computer it resets all of that, basically. If you leave the computer on for too long, things start to work slower for that very reason, and if things get TOO bad, although itd probably need to be left on for a straight MONTH, it could damage itself. vencabot_teppoo (12:19:44): Which is why it's bull when people say that computers don't get tired, lol. elan_einlhander (12:20:12): Uh, right, whatever elan_einlhander (12:20:23): I don't intend to NEVER turn it off vencabot_teppoo (12:20:30): "B-because computers DO get tired." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:33): "I get it, David." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:42): "...Well they do." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:45): "I understand." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:49): "..." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:51): "..." vencabot_teppoo (12:20:54): "BLAEHAHRAJGAHGAHGAGS" vencabot_teppoo (12:20:57): "Holy crap, man!" elan_einlhander (12:20:59): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (12:21:03): Thanks. vencabot_teppoo (12:21:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:21:06): ~was stuck~ vencabot_teppoo (12:23:30): I. Hate. Fun. says: Whenever I look pure evil in the face, I become stronger. I. Hate. Fun. says: Last night I became stronger. I. Hate. Fun. says: Because I looked my ex-girlfriend in the face. I. Hate. Fun. says: Lol. elan_einlhander (12:24:00): O.o vencabot_teppoo (12:24:31): Talking with Ericka makes me want to take over the world even more. vencabot_teppoo (12:24:37): I swear, if I talked with her every day... vencabot_teppoo (12:24:54): It'd be insane. vencabot_teppoo (12:25:03): ~SHUTS UP~ elan_einlhander (12:25:10): Thank you vencabot_teppoo (12:25:28): Lol. Harry's profile on AIM. vencabot_teppoo (12:25:40): My Profile thingie!!!!!! PPP SNOW IS COLD!!!! elan_einlhander (12:25:53): I believe it too vencabot_teppoo (12:27:35): Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. elan_einlhander (12:28:08): O.o vencabot_teppoo (12:28:10): When Dad found out the house was full of termites, he got real mad. But I was glad, because now I wouldn't have to go all the way to the woods to get termites for my termite farm. vencabot_teppoo (12:28:17): Deep thoughts are frickin' awesome, lol. vencabot_teppoo (12:28:40): It's funny how two simple words, "I promise," will stall people for a while. vencabot_teppoo (12:28:40): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (12:28:44): ~shuts up again~ vencabot_teppoo (12:29:43): If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone. vencabot_teppoo (12:29:47): ~can't stay shutted up~ vencabot_teppoo (12:30:21): Sometimes it's hard to tell if something is actually a memory, or you just dreamed it. So I asked my boss if I called him a lying, stinking thief, or I just dreamed it, and he said I just dreamed it. Whew, that was close. vencabot_teppoo (12:30:28): ~really shuts up now~ vencabot_teppoo (12:32:23): I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something. vencabot_teppoo (12:32:24): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (12:32:28): ~kills himself~ vencabot_teppoo (12:37:45): I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would he allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around. elan_einlhander (12:38:01): ... vencabot_teppoo (12:38:36): Rofl. ~loves Deep Thoughts~ vencabot_teppoo (12:41:21): He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun." vencabot_teppoo (12:42:23): ~laughing out loud~ One more, Doug. C'mon. vencabot_teppoo (12:42:55): The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man." elan_einlhander (12:43:22): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (12:43:32): So true. vencabot_teppoo (12:45:37): We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. elan_einlhander (12:45:47): Pfft vencabot_teppoo (12:45:55): I don't think I can be hypnotized. This hypnotist tried to hypnotize me one time, but he couldn't. And I tell him that each time I go over to wash his car, which is every Wednesday. vencabot_teppoo (12:46:00): ~shuts up now... hopefully~ vencabot_teppoo (12:46:25): If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." elan_einlhander (12:46:45): *snicker* vencabot_teppoo (12:47:07): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (12:47:24): Contrary to popular opinion, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion, tiger, or elephant. vencabot_teppoo (12:47:35): It's a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. vencabot_teppoo (12:48:36): As the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year," said the police sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow. vencabot_teppoo (12:49:29): When I shake hands with a man, the first thing I do is look him right in the eye. Then I start poking my hand around in the air, pretending like I can't find his hand. Then, if the guy's still there, I finally shake it. elan_einlhander (12:49:42): Lol vencabot_teppoo (12:50:15): One time I don't think you should listen to your body is when it says "I'm dead." vencabot_teppoo (12:50:59): If you ever get some outer-space guy in a headlock, and his head starts throbbing and glowing different colors, don't let go. That just means the headlock is working. vencabot_teppoo (12:51:23): You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) vencabot_teppoo (12:53:18): How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak. vencabot_teppoo (12:53:54): When my cousin Billy came and stayed at our house for a week, at first everything seemed okay. But then I started noticing things were missing. The first thing was a bag of garbage we kept under the kitchen sink. Then the piles of ashes and butts in the ashtrays. Then all the weeds in the yard. I never said anything to him, but we never invited him back. vencabot_teppoo (12:54:53): It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. vencabot_teppoo (12:55:01): ~closes the window, so he's done. Lol~ elan_einlhander (13:01:39): Koree got a quest to PK Jekathan vencabot_teppoo (13:01:49): ? elan_einlhander (13:02:04): His quest is to KILL Jekathan elan_einlhander (13:02:08): A player vencabot_teppoo (13:02:14): That's insane. elan_einlhander (13:02:20): It is too elan_einlhander (13:02:28): But we're gonan do it, me him and Colwyn vencabot_teppoo (13:02:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:02:37): How many pracs? elan_einlhander (13:02:37): The guy's in Winterbourn elan_einlhander (13:02:39): 11 vencabot_teppoo (13:02:42): Yikes. elan_einlhander (13:06:24): We did it elan_einlhander (13:06:25): Wow vencabot_teppoo (13:06:44): How much does it take for Doug to kill an innocent person? vencabot_teppoo (13:06:49): About 11 pracs. vencabot_teppoo (13:06:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:06:52): We stormed into Winterbourne, all three of us JUMPED the guy, Colwyn stabbed, I webbed, and Koree whipped out an axer elan_einlhander (13:06:58): Axe* vencabot_teppoo (13:07:05): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (13:07:17): Jumped him like Mexicans. elan_einlhander (13:07:32): Seriusly elan_einlhander (13:07:43): It was a wave of destruction, he doesn't know what hit him vencabot_teppoo (13:08:23): The equivelent of that, but with Mexicans: elan_einlhander (13:08:26): Yup elan_einlhander (13:08:49): He was down in four rounds, lol vencabot_teppoo (13:08:58): Colwendo stabs, Elando holds him down, and El' Xuro beats him with his metal bat. elan_einlhander (13:09:01): Me and Colwyn fled and let Xuro obliterate him alone elan_einlhander (13:09:12): ROFL Dude vencabot_teppoo (13:09:29): That's the equivelent, but with Mexicans. vencabot_teppoo (13:09:36): As you can tell from their obviously Mexican names. elan_einlhander (13:09:45): Yes of course vencabot_teppoo (13:10:12): Col-Wen-Do vencabot_teppoo (13:10:16): E-Lan-Do vencabot_teppoo (13:10:22): El-Zu-Ro elan_einlhander (13:10:22): And El'Xuro? vencabot_teppoo (13:10:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:12:49): ~shuts up BEFORE he says anything~ elan_einlhander (13:13:01): Good man vencabot_teppoo (13:14:24): Elando Einlhanderez. vencabot_teppoo (13:14:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:16:31): ROFL elan_einlhander (13:16:33): Mexican me vencabot_teppoo (13:16:40): ELANDO vencabot_teppoo (13:16:44): EINLHANDEREZ vencabot_teppoo (13:16:45): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:21:19): Elando Einlhanderez. ~can't get over it~ elan_einlhander (13:21:28): Rofl elan_einlhander (13:34:30): Elando Roberto Einlhanderez vencabot_teppoo (13:34:54): That's what I was going to say, lol. By ~my~ middle name is Roberto elan_einlhander (14:08:02): David I am pure once more elan_einlhander (14:08:12): Alignment 989 (angelic) vencabot_teppoo (14:08:17): Grats elan_einlhander (14:08:21): Graci vencabot_teppoo (14:08:59): Brb. I need to call my mom. elan_einlhander (14:09:10): KAy vencabot_teppoo (16:45:12): Yuffie: "Anyways, I couldn't forget you if I wanted to..." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:15): Sora: "What's that supposed to mean?!" vencabot_teppoo (16:45:27): Leon: "It means yo' got big yellow boots." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:45:34): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:45:39): Quote John, as Leon. vencabot_teppoo (16:56:37): Just because it's amazingly cool to say... vencabot_teppoo (16:56:46): "Pwn" will now be pronounced as "pone." vencabot_teppoo (16:56:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:56:52): All right elan_einlhander (16:57:04): Even though, yah know I said it first vencabot_teppoo (16:57:25): I wouldn't say FIRST... You said it before ME. WHO KNOWS who said it FIRST. elan_einlhander (16:57:32): I did elan_einlhander (16:57:34): that's who vencabot_teppoo (16:57:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:52): Doug was typing "owned" but he hit "p" instead of "o" on accident and then it spread. elan_einlhander (16:58:11): No I mean I said "poned" first elan_einlhander (16:58:16): Pronounced it that wau elan_einlhander (16:58:20): way* vencabot_teppoo (16:58:51): I find it hard to believe that you're the first person ever to say it like that. I mean, "pwn" has been around for a long time, and people have to pronounce it SOME way. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:14): John fighting Sephiroth on hard mode. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:23): Pretty funny. elan_einlhander (17:53:36): Balthazar hands Einlhander's Pouch of Pure Water back to you elan_einlhander (17:53:39): WOoOOp elan_einlhander (17:53:44): My collection is complete vencabot_teppoo (17:53:48): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:18): "Spaghetti?" vencabot_teppoo (18:04:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:04:24): Mmm vencabot_teppoo (18:04:41): "Crush him! Squeeze him! Turn that golden-haired freak into SPAGHETTI!" vencabot_teppoo (18:04:49): John: "Spaghetti?" vencabot_teppoo (18:04:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:11:20): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:12:42): Good golly elan_einlhander (18:12:44): So laggy vencabot_teppoo (18:13:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:13:51): Awesome elan_einlhander (18:14:13): That was a pimpy looking Kamehameha wave you have to admit vencabot_teppoo (18:14:35): ~nods~ Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:41:46): At least 70% of DB, DBZ, and DBGT characters have theme names. elan_einlhander (18:42:04): Good observation vencabot_teppoo (18:42:37): and if you consider the story of Goku the monkey.... vencabot_teppoo (18:42:49): I don't even know how many names are related to THAT theme because I've never read it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:43:08): For all I know, Krillan and Master Roshi and Bulma and WHATEVER could be from that. elan_einlhander (18:43:15): Yup vencabot_teppoo (18:45:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:46:28): Well Oolong elan_einlhander (18:46:35): You're clearly homosexual vencabot_teppoo (18:46:36): Hairdressers=gay. elan_einlhander (18:46:36): So...... vencabot_teppoo (18:46:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:46:38): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:46:40): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:46:42): Yes David elan_einlhander (18:47:14): Little does Goku know..... elan_einlhander (18:47:23): That Kirllin's power has NOT increased, at ALL vencabot_teppoo (18:47:44): rofl elan_einlhander (18:48:22): No, no you won'r elan_einlhander (18:48:24): won't* vencabot_teppoo (18:48:37): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:48:41): Just say his FIRST name vencabot_teppoo (18:48:42): One strand of hair. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:47): That's how you know he's older. elan_einlhander (18:48:57): He always had that elan_einlhander (18:49:01): Dumb-ass vencabot_teppoo (18:49:37): Kikaider, out of nowhere. vencabot_teppoo (18:49:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:49:44): Yup vencabot_teppoo (18:50:01): Random dinosaur man. elan_einlhander (18:50:11): Completely so vencabot_teppoo (18:50:38): Piccolo was my favourite character for a long time. elan_einlhander (18:50:39): What a small head vencabot_teppoo (18:50:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:51:41): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (18:51:47): How are there... vencabot_teppoo (18:51:53): cat people... dog people... dinosaur people... vencabot_teppoo (18:51:58): But not... BLACK people? vencabot_teppoo (18:52:03): There are INDIAN people. elan_einlhander (18:52:07): ... elan_einlhander (18:52:11): I DON'T KNOW vencabot_teppoo (18:52:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:52:46): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (18:53:47): "It ain't easy being green." vencabot_teppoo (18:58:03): Ya know, Apple Jacks do kinda taste like apples. elan_einlhander (18:58:13): I agree elan_einlhander (18:58:16): Just a smidge elan_einlhander (19:00:16): Day six of no shower elan_einlhander (19:00:19): -_- vencabot_teppoo (19:00:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:00:34): Take a shower, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (19:00:38): NO, I DON'T CARE. elan_einlhander (19:00:39): I-I can't vencabot_teppoo (19:00:40): TAKE A SHOWER. vencabot_teppoo (19:00:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:00:49): There's not even water in there now elan_einlhander (19:00:57): I guess my mom shut it off to be safe vencabot_teppoo (19:00:58): Pur duh. elan_einlhander (19:01:10): I REALLY need a shower vencabot_teppoo (19:01:31): Go to Koree's house and take a shower. elan_einlhander (19:01:48): I might have to elan_einlhander (19:02:05): Actually, I was tempted to ask Lynnette if I could use her shower, since she lives up the road vencabot_teppoo (19:02:41): Way to be naked in Lynnette's house vencabot_teppoo (19:02:47): With her being your EX. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:50): ~awesome~ vencabot_teppoo (19:02:53): ~or~ vencabot_teppoo (19:02:54): ~awsome~ elan_einlhander (19:02:55): Yeah, that was my exact second thought elan_einlhander (19:03:06): If I'm naked in there, I don't wanna be the only one elan_einlhander (19:03:08): *shizzam* vencabot_teppoo (19:03:12): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:03:14): I'll go. vencabot_teppoo (19:03:16): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:03:20): N-no elan_einlhander (19:03:28): I was kind of inferring that a female be the one vencabot_teppoo (19:03:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:06:51): Who do you think is the hottest/cutest Totally Spy? vencabot_teppoo (19:07:04): Your mom. elan_einlhander (19:07:05): On a completely professional level -_- vencabot_teppoo (19:07:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:07:09): Touche David elan_einlhander (19:07:11): But seriously vencabot_teppoo (19:07:16): Man. vencabot_teppoo (19:07:21): What a world it would be. vencabot_teppoo (19:07:29): If Doug's mom was a 'Totally Spy.' elan_einlhander (19:07:35): Indeed elan_einlhander (19:07:42): Now, back to my pressing question vencabot_teppoo (19:07:57): But... vencabot_teppoo (19:08:01): ...That would mean... choosing... vencabot_teppoo (19:08:03): WHY? vencabot_teppoo (19:08:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:08:13): CHOOSE DAMN YOU elan_einlhander (19:08:18): *loves the red head* elan_einlhander (19:08:21): *has lost his mind* vencabot_teppoo (19:08:23): Alex. ~hates red head~ elan_einlhander (19:08:31): Alex?!?!? elan_einlhander (19:08:34): Her hair is too short elan_einlhander (19:08:42): Clover is way too ditzy elan_einlhander (19:08:56): Oh god! elan_einlhander (19:09:00): I KNOW THEM BY NAME vencabot_teppoo (19:09:02): ~slaps you~ vencabot_teppoo (19:09:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:09:08): MAKE IT STOP elan_einlhander (19:10:51): Oh hell elan_einlhander (19:10:54): I got silenced. elan_einlhander (19:10:58): That's never good vencabot_teppoo (19:10:59): Poor Doug. elan_einlhander (19:11:12): And I was in the middle of a conversation elan_einlhander (19:12:08): What're you doing? vencabot_teppoo (19:12:34): Finished eating. Being distracted by... vencabot_teppoo (19:12:36): ...By... elan_einlhander (19:12:40): by? vencabot_teppoo (19:12:42): I mean... the TV. vencabot_teppoo (19:12:51): Been working on my programs webpage. vencabot_teppoo (19:12:54): It's pretty 1337. elan_einlhander (19:12:59): Log onto MM then elan_einlhander (19:13:03): We're goin' leveling vencabot_teppoo (19:13:33): John wants me off in forty five. elan_einlhander (19:13:40): Good for him elan_einlhander (19:14:14): *cracks whip* vencabot_teppoo (19:39:45): Vencabot Teppoo: ~zr0xxus yrraH~ Joker45756: ~ssakcaj a ma I~ Joker45756: lol Joker45756: dad Joker45756: mom Joker45756: dun nuh nuh Vencabot Teppoo: What? Lol. elan_einlhander (19:39:55): Pfft elan_einlhander (19:39:56): Wtf elan_einlhander (19:40:12): Another episode of WTF Harry I see vencabot_teppoo (19:42:19): Vencabot Teppoo: What? Lol. Joker45756: t tuoba gniklat uoy era tahw Vencabot Teppoo: ?tuoba gniklat UOY era tahW Joker45756: tuoba gniklat uoy era tahw si noitseuq eht on Vencabot Teppoo: .eromyna wonk t'nod I elan_einlhander (19:42:40): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:42:55): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:43:01): ~awsome~ vencabot_teppoo (19:43:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:43:54): Joker45756: hun hun nud eb dluohs ro sdrawkcab gniklat tiuq dluohs ew nehtien em elan_einlhander (19:44:18): Harry.... elan_einlhander (19:44:20): *shakes head* elan_einlhander (19:53:40): Yo you're drowning vencabot_teppoo (19:54:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:54:12): It's coo. elan_einlhander (19:54:17): N-no it's not vencabot_teppoo (19:57:15): Vencabot Teppoo: ~won siht dne ot sediced~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~...gniyas yb~ Joker45756: os tnia ti yas Vencabot Teppoo: ?may a mood ybab ydoom a yaM Joker45756: may a moody baby doom a yam> Vencabot Teppoo: .rats live on no evil staR elan_einlhander (19:57:42): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:57:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:55): And so the spell is broken. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:47): It's true. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:50): Rats live on no evil star. elan_einlhander (19:59:01): I suppose vencabot_teppoo (19:59:33): I gotta jet. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:34): Peace. elan_einlhander (20:00:02): Okay vencabot_teppoo (20:00:14): Peace. elan_einlhander (20:00:21): See yah vencabot_teppoo (20:11:09): Guess who's back? vencabot_teppoo (20:11:09): With Tien? vencabot_teppoo (20:11:09): Chaotzu's back. vencabot_teppoo (20:11:09): Tell a friend. elan_einlhander (20:11:15): Uh, hi? vencabot_teppoo (20:11:24): How ya been? Lol. elan_einlhander (20:11:33): Uh, dandy vencabot_teppoo (20:13:18): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:53): Go Jackie. vencabot_teppoo (20:24:25): "This incredible set of pom-poms." vencabot_teppoo (20:32:10): Ed was far more intelligent in the earlier episodes. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:26): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:27): Edd. elan_einlhander (20:53:44): WHAT THE HELL??? vencabot_teppoo (20:53:46): ? elan_einlhander (20:53:47): Dude.... elan_einlhander (20:53:55): My computer just started playing music elan_einlhander (20:54:01): And not just ANY music... elan_einlhander (20:54:09): FFVII boss battle music elan_einlhander (20:54:14): Should I be worried?!?!? vencabot_teppoo (20:54:17): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:54:19): Should I get a sword?!?!? elan_einlhander (20:54:21): SHIT vencabot_teppoo (20:54:27): Yes, for both. elan_einlhander (20:54:31): *scrambles for materia* elan_einlhander (20:54:38): SHIT, where did I put it vencabot_teppoo (21:01:00): Pokeballs = trendy. 1-29-04 elan_einlhander (0:03:23): omg awesome elan_einlhander (0:03:32): I was like "Aw, I'm outta chips" elan_einlhander (0:03:37): But then elan_einlhander (0:03:40): *glances under desk* vencabot_teppoo (0:03:48): rofl elan_einlhander (0:03:49): *sees half-finished bag of chips* elan_einlhander (0:03:53): *awesomeness* elan_einlhander (0:04:18): A little stale, but otherwise fune elan_einlhander (0:04:22): fine* elan_einlhander (0:11:21): Useless ass boomerang vencabot_teppoo (0:47:26): Hittin the sack, man. Peace. Get some rest tonight. elan_einlhander (0:47:36): See yah vencabot_teppoo (20:58:02): Hail. elan_einlhander (20:58:15): Hey vencabot_teppoo (20:59:02): Do you remember what our homework was in Japanese? elan_einlhander (20:59:20): Um, nothing? vencabot_teppoo (20:59:41): I think there was. It had to do with that "taberaremasu." or something. elan_einlhander (20:59:55): *shrug* if you say so, I don't remember it elan_einlhander (21:00:41): You know who Michael Butka is right? vencabot_teppoo (21:00:50): ~nods~ Yup. Poor guy. elan_einlhander (21:01:02): You heard already? vencabot_teppoo (21:01:07): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:01:11): Oops vencabot_teppoo (21:01:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:01:14): God damn her vencabot_teppoo (21:01:17): Who? elan_einlhander (21:01:31): Mary's been going around telling everyone that he killed himself vencabot_teppoo (21:01:36): I know. elan_einlhander (21:01:38): The whole school pry knows by now vencabot_teppoo (21:01:50): And there's no proof that he killed himself. elan_einlhander (21:01:57): No there isn't vencabot_teppoo (21:01:57): That's just rumor spreading. elan_einlhander (21:02:02): It is, and I have to stop her. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:12): And if he DIDN'T kill himself, then that's sure a bad way to honor his death. elan_einlhander (21:02:39): I know, I doubt highly he killed himself vencabot_teppoo (21:02:40): I'd be mad if I died and people said that I killed myself. vencabot_teppoo (21:02:59): But whatever. vencabot_teppoo (21:03:04): People are morons. elan_einlhander (21:03:08): No, it's not whatever to me elan_einlhander (21:03:12): Mike was my friend sorta elan_einlhander (21:03:21): I'm getting this straightened out elan_einlhander (21:03:36): They did a test to see if he OD'd on anything, it came up with nothing vencabot_teppoo (21:04:08): More power to ya. If ya need any help, I'll do what I can. I don't really know anyone who's spreading the rumors. Yeah, I heard all about it. No one said he killed himself. They supposedly came up with "unknown causes" as of now. vencabot_teppoo (21:04:34): And like I said. elan_einlhander (21:04:36): Yeah right now I'm hearing he killed himself, which I do not believe vencabot_teppoo (21:04:45): It's terrible disrespectful for anyone to say that he killed himself. elan_einlhander (21:05:05): Yes, I will not tolerate this vencabot_teppoo (21:05:29): What can you do? Well, besides tell everyone that Mary's full of crap. vencabot_teppoo (21:05:32): Not like you can stop her. elan_einlhander (21:05:39): I can find the truth elan_einlhander (21:05:41): I CAN stop her vencabot_teppoo (21:05:49): Find the truth? elan_einlhander (21:06:01): Of why he's dead, Mike didn't kill himself, I know it elan_einlhander (21:06:11): Mike isn't a wuss vencabot_teppoo (21:06:15): How do you plan on finding the truth, I mean? elan_einlhander (21:06:23): I know his family vencabot_teppoo (21:06:52): Ah. Well, from what I heard, the verdict is "unknown causes." Plus, I doubt it's a very accessable topic with his family... vencabot_teppoo (21:07:04): But like I said, more power to you. I definately believe that you can do it. elan_einlhander (21:07:23): ~nod~ Thank you, means a lot vencabot_teppoo (21:07:50): And like I said, I'll help any way that I can. I just can't think of anything to do. Don't know anyone, unlike you. elan_einlhander (21:08:00): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (21:11:29): And now mom and Kim are fighting elan_einlhander (21:11:33): Fuck it's just not a good day for me vencabot_teppoo (21:12:20): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:12:31): Sorry for my profanity. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:47): It's alright. Well, it's not alright, but I forgive you. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:52): It's so easy to cuss. elan_einlhander (21:12:56): .... vencabot_teppoo (21:12:58): But definately not 'alright.' elan_einlhander (21:13:01): THat better have come out wrong elan_einlhander (21:13:10): Sounds like you're calling me weak vencabot_teppoo (21:13:24): How so? elan_einlhander (21:13:43): Like it's so easy to cuss that I won't even bother trying not to vencabot_teppoo (21:14:15): Well then it came out wrong. I'm saying that it's easy to cuss, so even if you're trying not to, I can forgive a slip-up here and there. elan_einlhander (21:14:27): Hm, all right vencabot_teppoo (21:14:52): Lol. Doug's the little edgy dude from Good Fellas. elan_einlhander (21:15:05): Good Fellas? vencabot_teppoo (21:15:15): Wasn't that where that character was from? elan_einlhander (21:15:24): DOn't know vencabot_teppoo (21:15:33): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (22:19:56): The question is, how late will David stay up tonight... elan_einlhander (22:20:16): Till ten thirty like you said vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): David knows that he should sleep. I know what I REALLY need to do; and that's frickin' CALL Lacy somehow. Need to GET the nerve to ask dad if I can use his cell phone to call a friend, and then GET the nerve to call Lacy, because this whole staying up and waiting for her thing just ain't working. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:16): With how rarely and randomly she comes on. elan_einlhander (22:21:27): Don't do it. elan_einlhander (22:21:37): Of all people YOU should be the last one complaining vencabot_teppoo (22:21:42): Don't do what? elan_einlhander (22:21:45): Go to bed, she'll write you. elan_einlhander (22:21:47): Don't stay up vencabot_teppoo (22:22:02): Thanks, man. You're right. I just need some sense slapped into me. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:22:06): I ~know~ you're right. elan_einlhander (22:22:08): Vic isnt' logging on, this is the I don't know how many nights now. elan_einlhander (22:22:18): But I won't keep waiting for her, I know it's foolish elan_einlhander (22:22:33): I'm gonna write her a lettter and call it good, no matter how sad I am. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:41): Yeah. Our women wouldn't be very happy with us for staying up anyway. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:47): Not to mention we're killing ourselves, lol. elan_einlhander (22:22:53): Yes vencabot_teppoo (22:23:41): I'm gonna jot down five sentences in Japanese using the "I can" verbs, since I think that might have been the assignment, and then I'm gonna call it a night and hopefully get a good 7 and a half hours, and then take a show-... I'm... sorry Doug, lol. elan_einlhander (22:24:01): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:24:03): day six vencabot_teppoo (22:24:29): Doug-kun ha shawaa wo abiraremasen. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:24:40): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): ~gradually learning how to speak Japanese~ elan_einlhander (22:24:43): No David vencabot_teppoo (22:24:45): ~after so many years~ elan_einlhander (22:25:00): Dagu-kun ha shawaa wo abiraremasu. elan_einlhander (22:25:09): But elan_einlhander (22:25:13): It would be hard vencabot_teppoo (22:25:20): What do you mean? elan_einlhander (22:25:30): I could go to someone's house and shower elan_einlhander (22:25:32): So I COULD vencabot_teppoo (22:25:45): Oh, lol. Ok, lemme rephrase. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:05): Dagu-kun ha dagu-kun-no-uchi de shawaa wo abiraremasen. elan_einlhander (22:26:25): There yah go vencabot_teppoo (22:26:51): Dagu-kun no okaasan ha.. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:55): *that's it* vencabot_teppoo (22:26:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:05): Stop stop elan_einlhander (22:27:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:31): ~is gonna jot down five sentences... go David go~ I suggest you do, too... not that I have any proof that there was even homework, lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:43): I just ate a pizza vencabot_teppoo (22:27:48): Maybe I just want homework SO badly... lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:53): I just CONSUMED a pizza, out of NOWHERE vencabot_teppoo (22:27:57): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (22:27:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:28:06): It was on my desk elan_einlhander (22:28:09): An entire pizza elan_einlhander (22:28:11): So I ate it elan_einlhander (22:28:12): All of it. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:15): ROFL. elan_einlhander (22:57:37): Hm, wonder where Koree is elan_einlhander (22:57:44): Haven't seen him since i left work elan_einlhander (22:57:48): left for* vencabot_teppoo (22:57:49): Maybe he's already asleep, like I'm about to be. Oh. elan_einlhander (23:02:41): *finds himself watching Sailor Moon music video* vencabot_teppoo (23:02:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:03:24): *actually does really like this song* elan_einlhander (23:04:39): Dude you've gotta watch this, lol elan_einlhander (23:04:45): It doesn't make ANY sense vencabot_teppoo (23:05:02): If its ok, I'll go over to your house tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:06): And help you with your controller. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:09): And I'll check it out. elan_einlhander (23:05:11): Cool elan_einlhander (23:05:21): I got tomorrow off, so that works vencabot_teppoo (23:05:25): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (23:05:30): ~didn't even think about that, lol~ elan_einlhander (23:09:38): I walk along the avenue elan_einlhander (23:09:49): I never thought I'd meet a girl like youuuuu. elan_einlhander (23:10:15): Me and Cory determined today... elan_einlhander (23:10:23): That Mike would NOT want people crying elan_einlhander (23:10:27): He would want REVENGE elan_einlhander (23:10:34): So that's our goal right now, avenge him vencabot_teppoo (23:11:07): How will you avenge him? O.o;; elan_einlhander (23:11:40): My killing who's responsible vencabot_teppoo (23:13:43): ~just drew a new kind of eyebrows on Hogiman~ vencabot_teppoo (23:13:49): ~that are most leet~ elan_einlhander (23:13:55): Oh? elan_einlhander (23:13:58): Will have to show me vencabot_teppoo (23:17:07): OH MY GOSH!! ~finds drawings that he did last year~ elan_einlhander (23:17:14): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (23:17:33): SUPER SAIYAN THREE AND FOUR RAMZA!!! ~the name of his stick figure, if you remember...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:17:40): ~but he's... Super saiyan 2, 3, and 4~ elan_einlhander (23:17:54): ooooo vencabot_teppoo (23:18:27): You disabled IMvironments? Lol. elan_einlhander (23:18:34): Yes vencabot_teppoo (23:18:44): Because people kept changing them? elan_einlhander (23:18:45): Lynnette constantly uses them elan_einlhander (23:18:46): Yes elan_einlhander (23:18:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:51): Lol. I know how it is. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:19): Super Saiyan II Ramza looks exactly like a stick-figure Hogi-Man, lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:35): Hehe elan_einlhander (23:20:03): David.... vencabot_teppoo (23:20:08): ? elan_einlhander (23:20:11): Is this the real life? elan_einlhander (23:20:17): *hymnal starts* vencabot_teppoo (23:20:37): Or is this fantasy? elan_einlhander (23:20:46): *continues* elan_einlhander (23:20:48): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:16): Oh my gosh. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:27): SSJ IV Ramza STEAMS. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:42): His hair is so awesome. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:46): FOR A STICK FIGURE. elan_einlhander (23:22:17): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:01): It is... I'm gonna start drawing him again instead of Hogi, lol. elan_einlhander (23:24:27): So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye! vencabot_teppoo (23:24:34): *JAM elan_einlhander (23:24:43): *headbangs to electric guitars* vencabot_teppoo (23:25:15): ~SSJ III Ramza's hair flowing down like a cape~ elan_einlhander (23:29:14): Level up elan_einlhander (23:29:15): 165 elan_einlhander (23:29:18): Sanity better elan_einlhander (23:29:31): I now need 10.5 million experience points to level... vencabot_teppoo (23:30:30): Cool. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:17): ~doesn't even remember how he drew SSJ IV Ramza... trying to do it again~ vencabot_teppoo (23:32:49): Oh my gosh... vencabot_teppoo (23:33:00): A three inch pic of SSJ II Ramza. elan_einlhander (23:33:11): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:33:15): Thirteen golden spikes. vencabot_teppoo (23:33:50): Next page... three inch pig of SSJ III Ramza. vencabot_teppoo (23:33:58): Man, I was pretty serious about stick figures, lol. elan_einlhander (23:37:43): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:44:46): Dude elan_einlhander (23:44:51): You're still up vencabot_teppoo (23:45:19): ~sigh~ I know. ~_~ So are you... Right when I was going to log off, my friend Hali came on... but I just told her good night. elan_einlhander (23:45:33): I see elan_einlhander (23:45:45): I finally leveled up, so I'm 'bout to go. elan_einlhander (23:48:36): One last song and I call it a night vencabot_teppoo (23:48:41): How poetic. elan_einlhander (23:48:42): ~...Moonlight...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:53:37): DaHypeWhiteMike: so you didnt read it? Vencabot Teppoo: I read the middle of it. DaHypeWhiteMike: ...? Vencabot Teppoo: ...? DaHypeWhiteMike: ur not gonna tell me how bad it is/ DaHypeWhiteMike: ?* DaHypeWhiteMike: obviously i'm not good enough for sir VT DaHypeWhiteMike: ass Vencabot Teppoo: I told you; It's an A paper. DaHypeWhiteMike: oh Vencabot Teppoo: It's not bad. DaHypeWhiteMike: good man Vencabot Teppoo: It's just a terrible piece of writing. DaHypeWhiteMike: lol DaHypeWhiteMike: UGH! Vencabot Teppoo: But it's better than Jamul's and Tyree's and Miguel's... Vencabot Teppoo: So it's an A paper. Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Vencabot Teppoo: ~racism~ DaHypeWhiteMike: wow DaHypeWhiteMike: thats the worst thing i've ever heard u say DaHypeWhiteMike: you should be shot in vencabot_teppoo (23:53:44): in the pointed hood for that elan_einlhander (23:54:55): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:58:48): ~on a final note before going to bed...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:59:00): ~thinks that we need to start the stick figure battles up again~ vencabot_teppoo (23:59:08): ~just because SSJ IV Ramza needs to kick some A~ elan_einlhander (23:59:16): Rofl 1-30-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:10): ~look at the pic he just drew of him... begging to kick some A~ elan_einlhander (0:01:21): A? vencabot_teppoo (0:01:22): ~or, for stick figures...~ elan_einlhander (0:01:28): Dude, you can't hint to a curse word vencabot_teppoo (0:01:29): ~Kick some I~ vencabot_teppoo (0:01:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:01:31): Say it or say butt vencabot_teppoo (0:03:22): Lol. I should change "SSJ" to "SSF." vencabot_teppoo (0:03:25): Super Stick Figure. elan_einlhander (0:03:33): Right elan_einlhander (0:03:43): Naked Kagome is ALWAYS entertatining elan_einlhander (0:04:03): Eer elan_einlhander (0:04:06): *shuts up* vencabot_teppoo (0:04:16): ~nods~ Peace. elan_einlhander (0:04:20): Uh, see yah vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): PS: (look at him steam with POWER) *gone* vencabot_teppoo (18:14:02): Found another Blow Pop in my coat. elan_einlhander (18:14:19): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (18:14:25): It's insane. vencabot_teppoo (18:14:32): Someone must be planting them on me. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:48): ~is obsoleet~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:50): ~obsolutely~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:52): ~leet~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:31:45): Watchin' GT? vencabot_teppoo (18:32:08): Nope. elan_einlhander (18:32:17): Should be vencabot_teppoo (18:32:32): Haven't watched it up 'till now. Saw one episode... Wasn't impressed. elan_einlhander (18:32:42): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (18:33:03): Poor Doug has no one to talk to about GT, since hes the only one who watches it, lol. elan_einlhander (18:37:41): Dude elan_einlhander (18:37:50): Hercule is hiding in Majin Buu's stomach elan_einlhander (18:37:53): In a pod vencabot_teppoo (18:38:00): In GT? elan_einlhander (18:38:03): Yes vencabot_teppoo (18:38:06): Kwazy. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:08): ~didn vencabot_teppoo (18:38:13): 't even know Buu was in GT~ elan_einlhander (18:45:50): Bebi Vegeta :P elan_einlhander (18:45:57): :O* vencabot_teppoo (18:46:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:46:28): ~loves those emoticons~ vencabot_teppoo (18:46:30): :D elan_einlhander (18:46:35): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:52:48): Once again elan_einlhander (18:53:01): Hercule is one of the only people left. vencabot_teppoo (18:53:33): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:54:12): WOAH elan_einlhander (18:54:14): WOAH WOAH WOAH elan_einlhander (18:54:36): SUPER SAIYIN 3 CHIBI GOKU elan_einlhander (18:54:42): OMFG vencabot_teppoo (18:54:50): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (18:54:52): O.o;; elan_einlhander (18:55:01): YES elan_einlhander (18:55:06): NEXT EPISODE elan_einlhander (18:55:09): IT WAS NUTS!@!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:55:11): ~didn't even know that chibi Goku went SSJ III~ elan_einlhander (18:55:21): Neither did I elan_einlhander (18:55:26): Didn't sem like he would vencabot_teppoo (18:55:34): I know that he could go SSJ II... elan_einlhander (18:56:02): That's mind-boggling elan_einlhander (18:56:21): David elan_einlhander (18:56:23): Picture elan_einlhander (18:56:24): Now vencabot_teppoo (18:56:50): Meh... but that would mean getting up. ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:57:03): NOW elan_einlhander (18:57:06): LALITA WAITS vencabot_teppoo (18:57:10): Oh... vencabot_teppoo (18:57:15): ~sighs and gets up~ vencabot_teppoo (19:02:37): This is my impression of Doug...: vencabot_teppoo (19:02:55): "DoOOOiiiIII!! Deee''RRR I'M AdDodUG!!! hwHHahAHahA." elan_einlhander (19:04:01): .... elan_einlhander (19:04:03): Just scan vencabot_teppoo (19:05:36): C'mon Billay... vencabot_teppoo (19:06:02): Did you get the image? elan_einlhander (19:06:18): I think so vencabot_teppoo (19:06:26): Look at it and tell me if you did. vencabot_teppoo (19:06:33): Because for me, it's stuck on "98% sent." vencabot_teppoo (19:08:36): Dad went to Meijers just to get me the Meijer brand of Lucky Charms, since I told him that it was better than the Kroger brand. vencabot_teppoo (19:08:37): What a guy. elan_einlhander (19:08:45): Wiw, off senter as hell elan_einlhander (19:08:48): center* elan_einlhander (19:08:49): wow* elan_einlhander (19:08:50): lol vencabot_teppoo (19:09:17): It chopped off the side, but it didn't seem important. Lol. Is it UNACCEPTABLE? elan_einlhander (19:09:29): We'll see elan_einlhander (19:09:33): *goes to edit vencabot_teppoo (19:09:58): Oh, it's fine. vencabot_teppoo (19:10:01): *yoink-yoink* elan_einlhander (19:10:02): I got a big chin vencabot_teppoo (19:10:11): I know, it's even uglier than real you, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:10:14): If that's EVEN POSSIBLE. elan_einlhander (19:10:23): You would think not vencabot_teppoo (19:10:36): Plus with the glare... Yeah, it's a bad picture... but beggars can't be choosers. elan_einlhander (19:10:43): For real vencabot_teppoo (19:10:55): Maybe if I ever get a camera to take pics of ME we'll take another one of you. elan_einlhander (19:11:11): Groovy vencabot_teppoo (19:31:52): Duck Dodgers vencabot_teppoo (19:32:43): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:35:05): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:35:34): NASTY KINASTA vencabot_teppoo (19:36:45): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:04): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:04): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:05): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): Nails and bricks. vencabot_teppoo (19:37:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:21): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:40:34): My mom tells me elan_einlhander (19:40:52): That Kim is babbling that you have to be 18 to have a cell phone in your name vencabot_teppoo (19:41:03): Then have it in someone elses name. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:09): But I doubt that you do. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:13): Since SO many kids have cell phones. elan_einlhander (19:41:16): I HIGHLY doubt that elan_einlhander (19:41:20): So many kids have phones elan_einlhander (19:41:36): I can't out it someone else's name elan_einlhander (19:41:38): Who's would I? vencabot_teppoo (19:41:50): Your mom? elan_einlhander (19:41:58): She HAS a phone vencabot_teppoo (19:42:06): So? She can have two, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:42:11): WHAT THE?! elan_einlhander (19:42:13): No she can't vencabot_teppoo (19:42:15): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:42:35): That would fuck up her credit elan_einlhander (19:42:46): We gotta find if you can own one before eighteen vencabot_teppoo (19:42:47): Oh yeah. elan_einlhander (19:47:17): AH elan_einlhander (19:47:19): Is Mike on? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:28): No... elan_einlhander (19:47:31): Hmmmmm elan_einlhander (19:47:35): Luke? vencabot_teppoo (19:48:21): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:48:38): Any teenage cell-phone owners friends? elan_einlhander (19:48:42): owner* vencabot_teppoo (19:48:52): Cameron, lol. elan_einlhander (19:49:03): I somehow doubt he pays for his vencabot_teppoo (19:49:07): Same here. elan_einlhander (19:49:10): Hm elan_einlhander (19:49:17): Help me figure this out elan_einlhander (19:49:31): It must be on the site somewhere vencabot_teppoo (19:50:07): I read all the contracts and never saw anything about age. elan_einlhander (19:50:12): Or at least a phone number my mom could call elan_einlhander (19:53:29): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:54:17): If you are old enough to have credit, you're old enough to own a cell phone. elan_einlhander (19:54:27): I should think so elan_einlhander (19:54:31): Find me a phone number then elan_einlhander (19:54:35): You know this site better than me vencabot_teppoo (19:54:40): The contract says nothing about age. ~nods~ Alright. elan_einlhander (19:54:50): Thanks man vencabot_teppoo (19:55:04): 1-800-T-MOBILE vencabot_teppoo (19:55:06): Go figure. elan_einlhander (19:55:11): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:55:30): I sadly would have never guessed that vencabot_teppoo (19:55:43): Same. elan_einlhander (20:45:57): HOLY CRAP I'M TIRED vencabot_teppoo (20:46:11): ~nods slowly~ elan_einlhander (20:46:24): Need..... music..... elan_einlhander (20:48:04): WHY do they do this Big Guy Shimmy? elan_einlhander (20:48:14): It's degrading, pointless, and childish. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:52): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:08:46): Signoff at Fri Jan 30 19:45:43 2004 for Victoriana detected. Victoriana stops following you. elan_einlhander (21:09:14): *heart blackens again, sould empties, back to normal jerk-Doug vencabot_teppoo (21:09:22): How long was she around? elan_einlhander (21:09:34): Since you left elan_einlhander (21:09:35): Sorta elan_einlhander (21:09:42): We were apart all until now elan_einlhander (21:09:46): Got a good half hour vencabot_teppoo (21:09:53): It's never enough time. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:09:59): Nope, never elan_einlhander (21:10:03): Doug and David know best vencabot_teppoo (21:10:05): It could be freakin' six hours. elan_einlhander (21:10:14): But it still isn't nearly enough vencabot_teppoo (21:10:16): And it'd still be like, "Man... I wish it was seven hours." vencabot_teppoo (21:10:47): Which sucks... and I got over it pretty good, for the most part. It was REALLY bad with me and Ericka... but time with Lacy leaves me at least MORE satisfied. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:07): But yeah... ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (21:11:12): Just never really enough. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:33): But enough about that. Lol. elan_einlhander (21:11:35): Which is why someday I'll go nuts and run to Pennsylvania vencabot_teppoo (21:11:46): She's in Pennsylvania? ~never remembers these things~ elan_einlhander (21:11:48): I'll wake up there vencabot_teppoo (21:11:49): ~not like he should~ vencabot_teppoo (21:11:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:00): I'll subconsciencly end up there vencabot_teppoo (21:12:11): With a hang-over. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:17): Yup elan_einlhander (21:12:22): And I'll look over.... elan_einlhander (21:12:28): And go "alllllll right" vencabot_teppoo (21:13:00): MSN has very non-offensive sound effects. elan_einlhander (21:13:18): MSN is homosexual and jewish vencabot_teppoo (21:13:40): ~likes MSN... but it's no good when he falls asleep infront of the computer and wakes up to find that people have been messaging him~ vencabot_teppoo (21:13:44): ~which brings back terrible memories~ elan_einlhander (21:13:53): *rolls eyes* elan_einlhander (21:14:02): You seriously gotta learn to be in control better elan_einlhander (21:14:11): Not everything has to go back to Ericak elan_einlhander (21:14:13): Ericka* elan_einlhander (21:14:34): Don't let her ruin the very concept of the internet for you vencabot_teppoo (21:14:52): I'm talking about, one time I was staying up with Lacy, and closed my eyes and then woke up two hours later. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:01): RIGHT in the MIDDLE of a conversation with her. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:08): You can imagine how guilty I felt. elan_einlhander (21:15:13): Well I can answer that elan_einlhander (21:15:20): That's cuz you're ALWAYS laying down elan_einlhander (21:15:23): Sit the hell up elan_einlhander (21:15:27): Get a desk and chair vencabot_teppoo (21:15:38): If I did, it'd be insane. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:44): ~probably has room for one, now~ vencabot_teppoo (21:15:53): ~wait... Man, realizes he has a small room~ elan_einlhander (21:16:04): surely there's a desk/table somewhere in the house. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:26): ~could take the TV out of his room... but then the dresser would have to go, too... and that'd be TOO much extra room~ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:44): ~well, maybe he could spruce it up with some furnature, then~ elan_einlhander (21:16:51): No no no vencabot_teppoo (21:16:55): ~thinking in type...shut up` vencabot_teppoo (21:16:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:17:02): Dont't get rid of the TV you retard vencabot_teppoo (21:18:00): I don't like it in here. It makes me feel slow when I watch it, and all it does is draw John in here to pester me. I NEVER used it as much as him... ~ever~. I've always been more of an internet man than a TV and video games man. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:16): Mom's like, "Don't take out the TV! John LIKES to be with his big brother!" elan_einlhander (21:18:19): Stop stop stop elan_einlhander (21:18:23): Back the hell up elan_einlhander (21:18:30): Once again you gotta take control elan_einlhander (21:18:37): KICK John OUT and KEEP the tv vencabot_teppoo (21:18:42): WHY? I don't USE it. elan_einlhander (21:18:45): So we can watch stuff together. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:46): And John DOES. elan_einlhander (21:18:53): John can lick my boots elan_einlhander (21:18:58): You have other tvs vencabot_teppoo (21:19:06): We have one other TV that dad monopolizes. elan_einlhander (21:19:07): And if you don't elan_einlhander (21:19:09): he can buy one elan_einlhander (21:19:12): They're cheap elan_einlhander (21:19:15): Will give him a goal elan_einlhander (21:19:20): He needs more goals other than band vencabot_teppoo (21:19:34): He doesn't even have band goals. Plus, not like I can kick John out of my room anyways. vencabot_teppoo (21:19:39): My family isn't like yours, lol. elan_einlhander (21:20:00): Excuse me, my family just has boundaries, if you don't set limits for him he'll never get any vencabot_teppoo (21:20:10): I've tried, but dad won't let me. elan_einlhander (21:20:17): Why? elan_einlhander (21:20:21): Has he given you reasons? vencabot_teppoo (21:20:23): I have no control over when John comes in here, because the TV is in here. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:31): And this is "the TV room" as long as there's a TV in here. elan_einlhander (21:20:45): Then get rid of the damn thing, yuo do everytrhing else elan_einlhander (21:20:58): Give me your video games while youre at it, yuo don't play 'em vencabot_teppoo (21:21:22): I was thinking about selling them, but my family doesn't let us sell anything to friends. elan_einlhander (21:21:31): Not sell, might as well give vencabot_teppoo (21:22:01): But it's quite alright for John to sell his games to FUNCO land for a FRACTION of what they're worth. Same difference. I mean, my dad thinks that selling/giving away stuff raises complications that could get him sued by crazy white people. elan_einlhander (21:22:21): You need to like, hit your dad elan_einlhander (21:22:28): Surely his view of people must offend you vencabot_teppoo (21:22:39): Not really; He's just a moron, lol. elan_einlhander (21:22:46): Which is okay? elan_einlhander (21:22:51): Educate him elan_einlhander (21:22:53): Help him vencabot_teppoo (21:23:52): Ok... He refuses to be educated. We've tried it. My mom tried it. That's why she had to divorce him and one of many reasons I'm moving out as soon as possible. Do you realize that me and John had a forty-five minute conversation with him about responsibility? We had to talk to him like a little kid, and it didn't get ANYWHERE. elan_einlhander (21:24:11): So why live with him again? vencabot_teppoo (21:24:11): We told him we were sick of him claiming to be broke and then going out and partying. elan_einlhander (21:24:24): What happened to living with your mom on weekdays? vencabot_teppoo (21:25:11): Well, our mom has a really nasty house. It was infested and so we moved in with our dad until the investation was dealt with... Never was, meanwhile she filled our room with her antiques and stuff. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:30): Not to mention we get even less privacy over there than we do over here. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:50): Our mom is... well, you know. Lol. She's nuts and loves to drive. elan_einlhander (21:25:52): Come live here then elan_einlhander (21:26:06): If you're miserable vencabot_teppoo (21:27:20): I'm not miserable. I'm pretty happy, actually. Gonna move out ASAP, and gonna take the TV out of my room or trade rooms with John because I'm sick of the thing. John doesn't want the TV in HIS room because a TV cable doesn't run to his room... so I'm pretty screwed, there. My room was apparently the only one besides the living room that was meant as a TV room. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:34): Do all of the rooms in your house have cable? Seems like all of you guys have individual TVs. elan_einlhander (21:27:55): Yes the solution to such problems elan_einlhander (21:28:12): My mom bought a bunch of cheap-ass tvs for my bros for Christmas elan_einlhander (21:28:18): Wait elan_einlhander (21:28:23): Why not switch with John then? elan_einlhander (21:28:46): I mean you DID just clean your room vencabot_teppoo (21:29:32): Well, to sound like a complete wuss, I've grown attached to my room... That's really the ONLY reason. I've lived here for quite some time now... I like my nice blue bed with the blue blankets and the blue sheets... Really, sentimental value is the only reason I'm hesitating to trade rooms with John. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:54): I'm sure he'd love the idea, since he's never in HIS room anyway, and then he could kill himself by staying up ALL night and playing video games, like I know he would. elan_einlhander (21:29:54): Switch ALL of it then elan_einlhander (21:29:57): Beds and all elan_einlhander (21:30:05): Listen elan_einlhander (21:30:12): I've learned this with my brother elan_einlhander (21:30:20): He doesn't care about himself, nor about what you think elan_einlhander (21:30:25): He WILL be stupid elan_einlhander (21:30:29): JUST like Dan elan_einlhander (21:30:40): He'll stay up and play games and kill himself,. only way he'll learn elan_einlhander (21:30:57): But it seems to me like switching rooms would help a lot. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): It would. That's basically the solution to all of my problems with this room... except for two, which are, like I said, whatever sentimental value this room has and the small problem of my dad and mom seeming to have this idea that John comes in here because he wants to spend time with me. Whenever John isn't in my room, my dad thinks that I yelled at him and scolds me, and even when John was SICK and I told him that I didn't want him in my room, dad made me let him into my room... so I KNOW that this is how the whole changing rooms idea would go with my dad: vencabot_teppoo (21:32:54): (sorry about big messages) vencabot_teppoo (21:33:13): "Are you just doing this to get your little brother out of your room?" vencabot_teppoo (21:33:18): He always makes it sound NEGATIVE. elan_einlhander (21:33:25): TAKE A STAND elan_einlhander (21:33:33): You're 16 now elan_einlhander (21:33:45): Your dad doesen't know a damn thing it sounds like elan_einlhander (21:33:50): Same with your mom elan_einlhander (21:33:53): Make JOHN tell them elan_einlhander (21:33:59): He's the baby odf the family elan_einlhander (21:34:33): of* vencabot_teppoo (21:34:57): But John WANTS me to be stuck here, watching him play video games. elan_einlhander (21:35:05): ... elan_einlhander (21:35:11): Dude that makes no sense elan_einlhander (21:35:16): He's not out to get you vencabot_teppoo (21:36:47): No, he's not. BUT, he does enjoy having an audience, and doesn't like being alone like I do. The thing is, if he REALLY cared THAT much about being alone, he would come in here and we could do something FUN together. But he DOESN'T care THAT much. He only cares to the point where he still gets to play the video games, use the TV, AND have an audience. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:10): He gets pissed off when I LET him have my room and go to HIS room to be alone. elan_einlhander (21:37:24): He's gotta grow up some day elan_einlhander (21:37:40): And you're the key elan_einlhander (21:37:48): Go upside his head with common sense elan_einlhander (21:37:56): That he can't always have what he wants elan_einlhander (21:38:01): His parents will NOT do it elan_einlhander (21:38:05): YOU must vencabot_teppoo (21:38:36): It's easy for me to say that I don't have the power to do that, but that's just a wimp's way out. I'll think of something. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (21:38:46): I'll tell him that he can only play video games in my room for a certain number of hours. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:51): No way he can object. elan_einlhander (21:39:03): No no no. elan_einlhander (21:39:07): No comprimise, switch rooms elan_einlhander (21:39:10): Or elan_einlhander (21:39:19): Get him to buy a new tv elan_einlhander (21:39:23): To play games on elan_einlhander (21:39:30): Keep YOUR systems elan_einlhander (21:39:39): And let him go PS2 his ass off elan_einlhander (21:40:21): He desperately needs a slap from reality vencabot_teppoo (21:40:58): Well, I don't have any systems or games anyway. They've all been for me AND John, save for the ones he bought with Christmas money or whatever, and ~my~ 32X, Saturn, and all of the Saturn games... but how do you propose that I 'slap' him to reality? Like I said, it's not like I can just say, "Get out of my room. If you want the TV so bad, take it and I'll take your room." vencabot_teppoo (21:41:10): Because I still live in my parent's house, and there's no debating with him. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): I can't just be so drastic. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:24): I have to ween him from it. elan_einlhander (21:41:28): Perhaps you must though elan_einlhander (21:41:36): Drastic DOES have effects elan_einlhander (21:41:46): Or elan_einlhander (21:41:56): You could continue this charade until you're 18 elan_einlhander (21:42:27): I'm not saying just rebel elan_einlhander (21:42:32): Just to put your foot down for ONCE elan_einlhander (21:42:48): You'd be surprised what it can do vencabot_teppoo (21:43:00): How would you propose that I put my foot down, Doug? elan_einlhander (21:43:12): Hmmm elan_einlhander (21:43:16): Well, you must start at the sourse elan_einlhander (21:43:21): AkA John elan_einlhander (21:43:29): Sit him down and discuss this like mature people elan_einlhander (21:43:30): Even if he's mot elan_einlhander (21:43:33): not* elan_einlhander (21:43:44): See how he honestly feels and what you can do about it elan_einlhander (21:44:03): If you can get him to agree to a room switch, then your parents will understand it's better for both of you vencabot_teppoo (21:44:53): That's something I haven't tried yet... I could give it a shot. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:45:05): Would put my mind at rest if you would vencabot_teppoo (21:45:07): I don't know how John would respond, which is a good thing, I guess. elan_einlhander (21:45:13): I don't ALWAYS shoot idiocy out of my mouth. elan_einlhander (21:45:21): I learn from my lame experiences elan_einlhander (21:45:22): I don' elan_einlhander (21:45:30): I don't have a stable family at ALL, you know that elan_einlhander (21:46:28): Yet somehow I survive vencabot_teppoo (21:46:43): I'll take care of that tomorrow, when John comes in here to play video games, undoubtedly awakening me like he always does. elan_einlhander (21:47:05): Damn right, that waking me up thing drove me nuts when my bros would sneak in here to play games vencabot_teppoo (21:48:08): And then my next dilemma... Which I'm just realizing is a much bigger dilemma... Is how I'm going to call Lacy. All I can imagine, for now, is using my dad's cell phone. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:17): This is MY argument... a quote... vencabot_teppoo (21:48:27): Dad: "I don't get anywhere near filling up my monthly minutes." elan_einlhander (21:48:29): HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY elan_einlhander (21:48:33): I know know know! elan_einlhander (21:48:36): Dude, MY phone! elan_einlhander (21:48:42): I'll have it in a few days elan_einlhander (21:48:49): You can use it to your heart's content yo elan_einlhander (21:49:15): Screw your dad, you've got Cellular-Lhander vencabot_teppoo (21:49:43): But you'll need to use it too, man. It's a nice offer, but it's not like I can call her during the day. She doesn't wake up until, like, 5:30 sometimes. elan_einlhander (21:49:59): yes you can, anytime you want elan_einlhander (21:50:07): I seriosuly don't mind. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:18): And I need to put my foot down on ~that~, too... Lacy has really bad sleeping habits, and here I've been trying to get mine in order, and I can't help but worry about her. ~_~ I mean, I care, you know? She stays up all hours of the night, gets like three hours of sleep a night and sleeps until late in the afternoon. elan_einlhander (21:51:41): I know I know. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:42): Because she stays up all morning, doing what? Well, things around the house, etc., which is GOOD... but it COULD be done at a different time, you know? elan_einlhander (21:52:08): Yes, but she could be on the phone with you nagging her :) elan_einlhander (21:52:15): Call her yo, at least onmce elan_einlhander (21:52:27): one* elan_einlhander (21:52:32): I'll give you the phone. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:21): I know I will. I have to. I mean, I don't really have any choice anymore. That's why I think this is an oddly urgent problem. I mean, this is the way things ARE... but this isn't how they SHOULD be: Right now I'm tired, wanting to go to sleep, but also not wanting to because she could come on, but HOW LATE will I stay up waiting, because CHANCES ARE that she WON'T come on, and I'll feel pretty stupid at 3 AM when I've stayed up for nothing, and I just can't do that anymore. Not good for me. My only real choice anymore is to call her. If I could do that it'd DEFINATELY make me feel better about being away from the computer. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:07): I have nothing against the internet... I love it. The people I love are on here. But, I gotta face the facts now... I AM addicted to it. No, wrong word... Not addicted, but ATTATCHED in a way that I don't WANT to be. I mean, I'm quite alright with spending FIVE HOURS A DAY ON HERE... vencabot_teppoo (21:55:17): But the problem arises when I can't take a crap without worrying who comes on and off. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:59): You know what I'm saying? Sitting and chatting is all well and good until online friendships become THAT important... and a 'special someone' is different from a normal friend in a lot of ways. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:15): I mean, if I took a nap and didn't tell you, it'd be cool because I see you like every day anyway... vencabot_teppoo (21:57:37): But when it comes to LACY, it's just not that simple, because I hardly ever see her, and she's more than a friend who I can talk to ANY time, you know? Same thing with, like, Sharon. She's a good friend, but I can't talk to her but for an allotted time per day, and it really sucks. I'm not addicted the internet... I LIKE the internet, but I admit that I definately do not like how it seems to be constricting my freedom. elan_einlhander (21:57:41): Dude elan_einlhander (21:57:42): Stop elan_einlhander (21:57:43): Slow down elan_einlhander (21:57:45): I can't read all thuis elan_einlhander (21:57:49): I AM playing MM elan_einlhander (21:57:51): Cut em in half vencabot_teppoo (21:57:53): Don't worry about it. I'm just ranting, lol. elan_einlhander (21:58:06): I'll let you use my friend, don't fret vencabot_teppoo (21:58:37): In a nutshell; thanks for the offer, might need to take you up on it, but definately one of my main goals is getting a cell phone for MYSELF. elan_einlhander (21:58:49): Yes vencabot_teppoo (21:58:49): That's, like, the one material thing that I want anymore. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:41): I can go without a high-speed connection. I can go without a web-cam or digital camera or whatever... I mean, all of those things would be COOL... but that cell phone is really rather urgent, because of the mere LONG DISTANCE applications. elan_einlhander (22:00:02): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (22:00:09): And, the ROOT of that... is getting a job. Problem is, I value sleep, working out, and studying... and school takes up six hours of my frickin' day. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): I'm thinking of volunteering on the weekends; My mom said that she would pay me if I volunteered or anything like that, because "Someone my age should have some money of his own." vencabot_teppoo (22:00:48): And weekend volunteering isn't like a job, ya know? vencabot_teppoo (22:00:54): It wouldn't infringe on anything else, really. elan_einlhander (22:00:58): I think vencabot_teppoo (22:01:03): I would hate to be in your situation. vencabot_teppoo (22:01:03): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:01:16): Working out should slow down, and you should get a job when summer rolls around elan_einlhander (22:01:20): Work IS a workout vencabot_teppoo (22:01:22): Oh, definately. elan_einlhander (22:01:34): Especially mine vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): I've been trying to slow down on the working out for that very reason. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:01): I learned that if I worked out for an hour a night, intensely, it'd still be WAY more than most people. I learned that JACKIE CHAN works out for an hour a day. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:25): And during the Summer, I wouldn't have anything better to do than getting a job. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:40): If I don't end up getting a job before Summer, I'll definately get one during the Summer. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:10): And I don't have anything to spend my money on BESIDES a cell phone, so I could save for a car. elan_einlhander (22:03:19): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:04:17): Unlike a lot of people my age, I really don't want a lot of things, lol. With my freedom as an American (sounds corny), my privacy every now and then, and ways to easily communicate with my friends (computer and cell phone), I am a very happy person. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:52): Don't need fancy clothes or whatever, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:20): And the rest of the money can go towards something more important. Which would be GREAT. House or car; either way, I definately want to work and make some money. elan_einlhander (22:05:28): ~nod nod~ elan_einlhander (22:05:30): Money's ncie elan_einlhander (22:05:32): nice* vencabot_teppoo (22:05:42): And like I said... I'll have way too much time over the Summer. With me trying to get my sleeping patterns in order, I'll have a LOT of time during the day. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:02): Basically, the six hours I spend on school is the main reason I don't get a job NOW. That and homework... and my mom wanting to spend time with me. I usually get home from school at about 5 or 5:30, since we go out and eat and talk FOREVER. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:05): But enough about that. elan_einlhander (22:07:11): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:07:14): But then elan_einlhander (22:07:17): There's Doug elan_einlhander (22:07:27): Who has a job, school, and a girlfiend elan_einlhander (22:07:37): Therefore has no time, whether you all think I do or not vencabot_teppoo (22:08:40): Well, I don't really want that much time anyways. What would I do with time? All I would want would be some time to catch my breath, which I'm sure you barely have sometimes. elan_einlhander (22:08:53): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (22:08:58): Working and going to school at the same time is no good, but you're doing what you gotta do. elan_einlhander (22:09:01): I miss being able to waste my time all the time. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:54): What happens if you quit your job? You lose your internet and... extra money. I mean, doesn't it really come down to that? How much you want that internet and cash? vencabot_teppoo (22:10:05): It's a trade-off. elan_einlhander (22:10:06): And noy my phone vencabot_teppoo (22:10:11): Oh yeah. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:10:17): Oh yeeeaaaaaaah... elan_einlhander (22:10:18): now* vencabot_teppoo (22:10:26): I never even thought about that. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:37): Let's say I get a job over the Summer, and get a phone... vencabot_teppoo (22:10:56): Well... I guess I could save all of that extra money I make for later phone charges, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:35): Wait a minute... vencabot_teppoo (22:12:40): The phone you're getting is free... vencabot_teppoo (22:12:48): And you're going to be paying the monthly charges... elan_einlhander (22:12:55): I get the rebate. elan_einlhander (22:13:00): That's the gifty I guess vencabot_teppoo (22:13:43): Oh, I see. So, in other words... she's, like, giving you 150 dollars for your birthday? elan_einlhander (22:13:53): I guess @_@ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:45): Yeah... 'cause I don't see what part of that is a gift, lol. Seems like you should have been able to do it without her, save for the fact that a phone is a big deal and it'd probably be best to ask your mom first if she wouldn't mind you having one. vencabot_teppoo (22:15:02): But that sentence made no sense because I'm tired... or maybe it did and I'm just too tired to realize it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:19): ~sets his bed-time to 11:30... He's tired now, but there are still some things that he could do tonight, and since tomorrow's Saturday he could sleep in, so it's all buttered~ vencabot_teppoo (22:16:41): Don't forget Physics homework. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:49): Do you have your book? vencabot_teppoo (22:17:02): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:04): You were absent. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:07): I didn't go to physics elan_einlhander (22:17:08): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:17:08): Nevermind. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:25): While I should have been doing the work in class... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): I was making a program to do the work for me. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): Loll vencabot_teppoo (22:17:43): So now I have a program but no work done... so I need to get on it. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:16): ~decides to make a To-Do list for the weekend, since he has a lot of things to do and is quite sure that he's going to forget SOMETHING` vencabot_teppoo (22:23:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:35): A day in the life of David: vencabot_teppoo (22:23:51): [Hmmm... I wonder what would be better for you. A glass of water, or glass of grape soda...] vencabot_teppoo (22:24:00): ~turns the bottle to look at the nutrition facts~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:09): "Vitamin C... Vitamin D... Vitamin A..." vencabot_teppoo (22:24:19): ~looks up higher on the bottle~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:23): ~reads out loud~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:34): "Not a significant source of..." vencabot_teppoo (22:24:37): "...?!" vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): "THAT'S DIABOLICAL!!!" vencabot_teppoo (22:24:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:24:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:24:55): Is that not the most diabolical think you've ever heard?! Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:06): Who puts a "Not a significant source of" on their bottle?! elan_einlhander (22:25:12): *laughing* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:26): Poor people just reading all the vitamins... THEY AREN'T IN THERE. elan_einlhander (22:25:39): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:55): They have a nutrition facts label with all good stuff on it. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:05): But at the top it says, basically, "The following things are NOT in here." vencabot_teppoo (22:26:07): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:26:14): That's rich vencabot_teppoo (22:34:38): DOUG vencabot_teppoo (22:34:44): PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERE WATCHING COMEDY CENTRAL!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): "Whupish-pow-pish-pish!!! FINISH HIM!!CRRRAAAACK!" vencabot_teppoo (22:35:31): "Fatality! Flawless victory!" vencabot_teppoo (22:35:32): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:44): I'm gonna hit the showers. How's the shower situation lookin' at house de' la Doug? elan_einlhander (23:27:17): Sorry, I was playing CTF vencabot_teppoo (23:27:24): It's cool. elan_einlhander (23:52:30): Was that you? elan_einlhander (23:52:34): Logging on MSN vencabot_teppoo (23:52:41): It was Lacy. @_@ elan_einlhander (23:52:46): Oh elan_einlhander (23:52:51): See that's why MSN is gay vencabot_teppoo (23:52:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:52:59): Well, one reason 1-31-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:10): ~look at the pic he just drew of him... begging to kick some A~ elan_einlhander (0:01:21): A? vencabot_teppoo (0:01:22): ~or, for stick figures...~ elan_einlhander (0:01:28): Dude, you can't hint to a curse word vencabot_teppoo (0:01:29): ~Kick some I~ vencabot_teppoo (0:01:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:01:31): Say it or say butt vencabot_teppoo (0:03:22): Lol. I should change "SSJ" to "SSF." vencabot_teppoo (0:03:25): Super Stick Figure. elan_einlhander (0:03:33): Right elan_einlhander (0:03:43): Naked Kagome is ALWAYS entertatining elan_einlhander (0:04:03): Eer elan_einlhander (0:04:06): *shuts up* vencabot_teppoo (0:04:16): ~nods~ Peace. elan_einlhander (0:04:20): Uh, see yah vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): PS: (look at him steam with POWER) *gone* vencabot_teppoo (18:14:02): Found another Blow Pop in my coat. elan_einlhander (18:14:19): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (18:14:25): It's insane. vencabot_teppoo (18:14:32): Someone must be planting them on me. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:48): ~is obsoleet~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:50): ~obsolutely~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:52): ~leet~ vencabot_teppoo (18:25:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:31:45): Watchin' GT? vencabot_teppoo (18:32:08): Nope. elan_einlhander (18:32:17): Should be vencabot_teppoo (18:32:32): Haven't watched it up 'till now. Saw one episode... Wasn't impressed. elan_einlhander (18:32:42): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (18:33:03): Poor Doug has no one to talk to about GT, since hes the only one who watches it, lol. elan_einlhander (18:37:41): Dude elan_einlhander (18:37:50): Hercule is hiding in Majin Buu's stomach elan_einlhander (18:37:53): In a pod vencabot_teppoo (18:38:00): In GT? elan_einlhander (18:38:03): Yes vencabot_teppoo (18:38:06): Kwazy. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:08): ~didn vencabot_teppoo (18:38:13): 't even know Buu was in GT~ elan_einlhander (18:45:50): Bebi Vegeta :P elan_einlhander (18:45:57): :O* vencabot_teppoo (18:46:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:46:28): ~loves those emoticons~ vencabot_teppoo (18:46:30): :D elan_einlhander (18:46:35): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:52:48): Once again elan_einlhander (18:53:01): Hercule is one of the only people left. vencabot_teppoo (18:53:33): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:54:12): WOAH elan_einlhander (18:54:14): WOAH WOAH WOAH elan_einlhander (18:54:36): SUPER SAIYIN 3 CHIBI GOKU elan_einlhander (18:54:42): OMFG vencabot_teppoo (18:54:50): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (18:54:52): O.o;; elan_einlhander (18:55:01): YES elan_einlhander (18:55:06): NEXT EPISODE elan_einlhander (18:55:09): IT WAS NUTS!@!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:55:11): ~didn't even know that chibi Goku went SSJ III~ elan_einlhander (18:55:21): Neither did I elan_einlhander (18:55:26): Didn't sem like he would vencabot_teppoo (18:55:34): I know that he could go SSJ II... elan_einlhander (18:56:02): That's mind-boggling elan_einlhander (18:56:21): David elan_einlhander (18:56:23): Picture elan_einlhander (18:56:24): Now vencabot_teppoo (18:56:50): Meh... but that would mean getting up. ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:57:03): NOW elan_einlhander (18:57:06): LALITA WAITS vencabot_teppoo (18:57:10): Oh... vencabot_teppoo (18:57:15): ~sighs and gets up~ vencabot_teppoo (19:02:37): This is my impression of Doug...: vencabot_teppoo (19:02:55): "DoOOOiiiIII!! Deee''RRR I'M AdDodUG!!! hwHHahAHahA." elan_einlhander (19:04:01): .... elan_einlhander (19:04:03): Just scan vencabot_teppoo (19:05:36): C'mon Billay... vencabot_teppoo (19:06:02): Did you get the image? elan_einlhander (19:06:18): I think so vencabot_teppoo (19:06:26): Look at it and tell me if you did. vencabot_teppoo (19:06:33): Because for me, it's stuck on "98% sent." vencabot_teppoo (19:08:36): Dad went to Meijers just to get me the Meijer brand of Lucky Charms, since I told him that it was better than the Kroger brand. vencabot_teppoo (19:08:37): What a guy. elan_einlhander (19:08:45): Wiw, off senter as hell elan_einlhander (19:08:48): center* elan_einlhander (19:08:49): wow* elan_einlhander (19:08:50): lol vencabot_teppoo (19:09:17): It chopped off the side, but it didn't seem important. Lol. Is it UNACCEPTABLE? elan_einlhander (19:09:29): We'll see elan_einlhander (19:09:33): *goes to edit vencabot_teppoo (19:09:58): Oh, it's fine. vencabot_teppoo (19:10:01): *yoink-yoink* elan_einlhander (19:10:02): I got a big chin vencabot_teppoo (19:10:11): I know, it's even uglier than real you, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:10:14): If that's EVEN POSSIBLE. elan_einlhander (19:10:23): You would think not vencabot_teppoo (19:10:36): Plus with the glare... Yeah, it's a bad picture... but beggars can't be choosers. elan_einlhander (19:10:43): For real vencabot_teppoo (19:10:55): Maybe if I ever get a camera to take pics of ME we'll take another one of you. elan_einlhander (19:11:11): Groovy vencabot_teppoo (19:31:52): Duck Dodgers vencabot_teppoo (19:32:43): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:35:05): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:35:34): NASTY KINASTA vencabot_teppoo (19:36:45): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:04): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:04): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:05): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): Nails and bricks. vencabot_teppoo (19:37:38): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:21): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:40:34): My mom tells me elan_einlhander (19:40:52): That Kim is babbling that you have to be 18 to have a cell phone in your name vencabot_teppoo (19:41:03): Then have it in someone elses name. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:09): But I doubt that you do. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:13): Since SO many kids have cell phones. elan_einlhander (19:41:16): I HIGHLY doubt that elan_einlhander (19:41:20): So many kids have phones elan_einlhander (19:41:36): I can't out it someone else's name elan_einlhander (19:41:38): Who's would I? vencabot_teppoo (19:41:50): Your mom? elan_einlhander (19:41:58): She HAS a phone vencabot_teppoo (19:42:06): So? She can have two, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:42:11): WHAT THE?! elan_einlhander (19:42:13): No she can't vencabot_teppoo (19:42:15): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:42:35): That would fuck up her credit elan_einlhander (19:42:46): We gotta find if you can own one before eighteen vencabot_teppoo (19:42:47): Oh yeah. elan_einlhander (19:47:17): AH elan_einlhander (19:47:19): Is Mike on? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:28): No... elan_einlhander (19:47:31): Hmmmmm elan_einlhander (19:47:35): Luke? vencabot_teppoo (19:48:21): Nope. elan_einlhander (19:48:38): Any teenage cell-phone owners friends? elan_einlhander (19:48:42): owner* vencabot_teppoo (19:48:52): Cameron, lol. elan_einlhander (19:49:03): I somehow doubt he pays for his vencabot_teppoo (19:49:07): Same here. elan_einlhander (19:49:10): Hm elan_einlhander (19:49:17): Help me figure this out elan_einlhander (19:49:31): It must be on the site somewhere vencabot_teppoo (19:50:07): I read all the contracts and never saw anything about age. elan_einlhander (19:50:12): Or at least a phone number my mom could call elan_einlhander (19:53:29): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:54:17): If you are old enough to have credit, you're old enough to own a cell phone. elan_einlhander (19:54:27): I should think so elan_einlhander (19:54:31): Find me a phone number then elan_einlhander (19:54:35): You know this site better than me vencabot_teppoo (19:54:40): The contract says nothing about age. ~nods~ Alright. elan_einlhander (19:54:50): Thanks man vencabot_teppoo (19:55:04): 1-800-T-MOBILE vencabot_teppoo (19:55:06): Go figure. elan_einlhander (19:55:11): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:55:30): I sadly would have never guessed that vencabot_teppoo (19:55:43): Same. elan_einlhander (20:45:57): HOLY CRAP I'M TIRED vencabot_teppoo (20:46:11): ~nods slowly~ elan_einlhander (20:46:24): Need..... music..... elan_einlhander (20:48:04): WHY do they do this Big Guy Shimmy? elan_einlhander (20:48:14): It's degrading, pointless, and childish. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:52): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:08:46): Signoff at Fri Jan 30 19:45:43 2004 for Victoriana detected. Victoriana stops following you. elan_einlhander (21:09:14): *heart blackens again, sould empties, back to normal jerk-Doug vencabot_teppoo (21:09:22): How long was she around? elan_einlhander (21:09:34): Since you left elan_einlhander (21:09:35): Sorta elan_einlhander (21:09:42): We were apart all until now elan_einlhander (21:09:46): Got a good half hour vencabot_teppoo (21:09:53): It's never enough time. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:09:59): Nope, never elan_einlhander (21:10:03): Doug and David know best vencabot_teppoo (21:10:05): It could be freakin' six hours. elan_einlhander (21:10:14): But it still isn't nearly enough vencabot_teppoo (21:10:16): And it'd still be like, "Man... I wish it was seven hours." vencabot_teppoo (21:10:47): Which sucks... and I got over it pretty good, for the most part. It was REALLY bad with me and Ericka... but time with Lacy leaves me at least MORE satisfied. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:07): But yeah... ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (21:11:12): Just never really enough. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:33): But enough about that. Lol. elan_einlhander (21:11:35): Which is why someday I'll go nuts and run to Pennsylvania vencabot_teppoo (21:11:46): She's in Pennsylvania? ~never remembers these things~ elan_einlhander (21:11:48): I'll wake up there vencabot_teppoo (21:11:49): ~not like he should~ vencabot_teppoo (21:11:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:00): I'll subconsciencly end up there vencabot_teppoo (21:12:11): With a hang-over. vencabot_teppoo (21:12:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:12:17): Yup elan_einlhander (21:12:22): And I'll look over.... elan_einlhander (21:12:28): And go "alllllll right" vencabot_teppoo (21:13:00): MSN has very non-offensive sound effects. elan_einlhander (21:13:18): MSN is homosexual and jewish vencabot_teppoo (21:13:40): ~likes MSN... but it's no good when he falls asleep infront of the computer and wakes up to find that people have been messaging him~ vencabot_teppoo (21:13:44): ~which brings back terrible memories~ elan_einlhander (21:13:53): *rolls eyes* elan_einlhander (21:14:02): You seriously gotta learn to be in control better elan_einlhander (21:14:11): Not everything has to go back to Ericak elan_einlhander (21:14:13): Ericka* elan_einlhander (21:14:34): Don't let her ruin the very concept of the internet for you vencabot_teppoo (21:14:52): I'm talking about, one time I was staying up with Lacy, and closed my eyes and then woke up two hours later. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:01): RIGHT in the MIDDLE of a conversation with her. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:08): You can imagine how guilty I felt. elan_einlhander (21:15:13): Well I can answer that elan_einlhander (21:15:20): That's cuz you're ALWAYS laying down elan_einlhander (21:15:23): Sit the hell up elan_einlhander (21:15:27): Get a desk and chair vencabot_teppoo (21:15:38): If I did, it'd be insane. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:44): ~probably has room for one, now~ vencabot_teppoo (21:15:53): ~wait... Man, realizes he has a small room~ elan_einlhander (21:16:04): surely there's a desk/table somewhere in the house. vencabot_teppoo (21:16:26): ~could take the TV out of his room... but then the dresser would have to go, too... and that'd be TOO much extra room~ vencabot_teppoo (21:16:44): ~well, maybe he could spruce it up with some furnature, then~ elan_einlhander (21:16:51): No no no vencabot_teppoo (21:16:55): ~thinking in type...shut up` vencabot_teppoo (21:16:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:17:02): Dont't get rid of the TV you retard vencabot_teppoo (21:18:00): I don't like it in here. It makes me feel slow when I watch it, and all it does is draw John in here to pester me. I NEVER used it as much as him... ~ever~. I've always been more of an internet man than a TV and video games man. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:16): Mom's like, "Don't take out the TV! John LIKES to be with his big brother!" elan_einlhander (21:18:19): Stop stop stop elan_einlhander (21:18:23): Back the hell up elan_einlhander (21:18:30): Once again you gotta take control elan_einlhander (21:18:37): KICK John OUT and KEEP the tv vencabot_teppoo (21:18:42): WHY? I don't USE it. elan_einlhander (21:18:45): So we can watch stuff together. vencabot_teppoo (21:18:46): And John DOES. elan_einlhander (21:18:53): John can lick my boots elan_einlhander (21:18:58): You have other tvs vencabot_teppoo (21:19:06): We have one other TV that dad monopolizes. elan_einlhander (21:19:07): And if you don't elan_einlhander (21:19:09): he can buy one elan_einlhander (21:19:12): They're cheap elan_einlhander (21:19:15): Will give him a goal elan_einlhander (21:19:20): He needs more goals other than band vencabot_teppoo (21:19:34): He doesn't even have band goals. Plus, not like I can kick John out of my room anyways. vencabot_teppoo (21:19:39): My family isn't like yours, lol. elan_einlhander (21:20:00): Excuse me, my family just has boundaries, if you don't set limits for him he'll never get any vencabot_teppoo (21:20:10): I've tried, but dad won't let me. elan_einlhander (21:20:17): Why? elan_einlhander (21:20:21): Has he given you reasons? vencabot_teppoo (21:20:23): I have no control over when John comes in here, because the TV is in here. vencabot_teppoo (21:20:31): And this is "the TV room" as long as there's a TV in here. elan_einlhander (21:20:45): Then get rid of the damn thing, yuo do everytrhing else elan_einlhander (21:20:58): Give me your video games while youre at it, yuo don't play 'em vencabot_teppoo (21:21:22): I was thinking about selling them, but my family doesn't let us sell anything to friends. elan_einlhander (21:21:31): Not sell, might as well give vencabot_teppoo (21:22:01): But it's quite alright for John to sell his games to FUNCO land for a FRACTION of what they're worth. Same difference. I mean, my dad thinks that selling/giving away stuff raises complications that could get him sued by crazy white people. elan_einlhander (21:22:21): You need to like, hit your dad elan_einlhander (21:22:28): Surely his view of people must offend you vencabot_teppoo (21:22:39): Not really; He's just a moron, lol. elan_einlhander (21:22:46): Which is okay? elan_einlhander (21:22:51): Educate him elan_einlhander (21:22:53): Help him vencabot_teppoo (21:23:52): Ok... He refuses to be educated. We've tried it. My mom tried it. That's why she had to divorce him and one of many reasons I'm moving out as soon as possible. Do you realize that me and John had a forty-five minute conversation with him about responsibility? We had to talk to him like a little kid, and it didn't get ANYWHERE. elan_einlhander (21:24:11): So why live with him again? vencabot_teppoo (21:24:11): We told him we were sick of him claiming to be broke and then going out and partying. elan_einlhander (21:24:24): What happened to living with your mom on weekdays? vencabot_teppoo (21:25:11): Well, our mom has a really nasty house. It was infested and so we moved in with our dad until the investation was dealt with... Never was, meanwhile she filled our room with her antiques and stuff. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:30): Not to mention we get even less privacy over there than we do over here. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:50): Our mom is... well, you know. Lol. She's nuts and loves to drive. elan_einlhander (21:25:52): Come live here then elan_einlhander (21:26:06): If you're miserable vencabot_teppoo (21:27:20): I'm not miserable. I'm pretty happy, actually. Gonna move out ASAP, and gonna take the TV out of my room or trade rooms with John because I'm sick of the thing. John doesn't want the TV in HIS room because a TV cable doesn't run to his room... so I'm pretty screwed, there. My room was apparently the only one besides the living room that was meant as a TV room. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:34): Do all of the rooms in your house have cable? Seems like all of you guys have individual TVs. elan_einlhander (21:27:55): Yes the solution to such problems elan_einlhander (21:28:12): My mom bought a bunch of cheap-ass tvs for my bros for Christmas elan_einlhander (21:28:18): Wait elan_einlhander (21:28:23): Why not switch with John then? elan_einlhander (21:28:46): I mean you DID just clean your room vencabot_teppoo (21:29:32): Well, to sound like a complete wuss, I've grown attached to my room... That's really the ONLY reason. I've lived here for quite some time now... I like my nice blue bed with the blue blankets and the blue sheets... Really, sentimental value is the only reason I'm hesitating to trade rooms with John. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:54): I'm sure he'd love the idea, since he's never in HIS room anyway, and then he could kill himself by staying up ALL night and playing video games, like I know he would. elan_einlhander (21:29:54): Switch ALL of it then elan_einlhander (21:29:57): Beds and all elan_einlhander (21:30:05): Listen elan_einlhander (21:30:12): I've learned this with my brother elan_einlhander (21:30:20): He doesn't care about himself, nor about what you think elan_einlhander (21:30:25): He WILL be stupid elan_einlhander (21:30:29): JUST like Dan elan_einlhander (21:30:40): He'll stay up and play games and kill himself,. only way he'll learn elan_einlhander (21:30:57): But it seems to me like switching rooms would help a lot. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): It would. That's basically the solution to all of my problems with this room... except for two, which are, like I said, whatever sentimental value this room has and the small problem of my dad and mom seeming to have this idea that John comes in here because he wants to spend time with me. Whenever John isn't in my room, my dad thinks that I yelled at him and scolds me, and even when John was SICK and I told him that I didn't want him in my room, dad made me let him into my room... so I KNOW that this is how the whole changing rooms idea would go with my dad: vencabot_teppoo (21:32:54): (sorry about big messages) vencabot_teppoo (21:33:13): "Are you just doing this to get your little brother out of your room?" vencabot_teppoo (21:33:18): He always makes it sound NEGATIVE. elan_einlhander (21:33:25): TAKE A STAND elan_einlhander (21:33:33): You're 16 now elan_einlhander (21:33:45): Your dad doesen't know a damn thing it sounds like elan_einlhander (21:33:50): Same with your mom elan_einlhander (21:33:53): Make JOHN tell them elan_einlhander (21:33:59): He's the baby odf the family elan_einlhander (21:34:33): of* vencabot_teppoo (21:34:57): But John WANTS me to be stuck here, watching him play video games. elan_einlhander (21:35:05): ... elan_einlhander (21:35:11): Dude that makes no sense elan_einlhander (21:35:16): He's not out to get you vencabot_teppoo (21:36:47): No, he's not. BUT, he does enjoy having an audience, and doesn't like being alone like I do. The thing is, if he REALLY cared THAT much about being alone, he would come in here and we could do something FUN together. But he DOESN'T care THAT much. He only cares to the point where he still gets to play the video games, use the TV, AND have an audience. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:10): He gets pissed off when I LET him have my room and go to HIS room to be alone. elan_einlhander (21:37:24): He's gotta grow up some day elan_einlhander (21:37:40): And you're the key elan_einlhander (21:37:48): Go upside his head with common sense elan_einlhander (21:37:56): That he can't always have what he wants elan_einlhander (21:38:01): His parents will NOT do it elan_einlhander (21:38:05): YOU must vencabot_teppoo (21:38:36): It's easy for me to say that I don't have the power to do that, but that's just a wimp's way out. I'll think of something. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (21:38:46): I'll tell him that he can only play video games in my room for a certain number of hours. vencabot_teppoo (21:38:51): No way he can object. elan_einlhander (21:39:03): No no no. elan_einlhander (21:39:07): No comprimise, switch rooms elan_einlhander (21:39:10): Or elan_einlhander (21:39:19): Get him to buy a new tv elan_einlhander (21:39:23): To play games on elan_einlhander (21:39:30): Keep YOUR systems elan_einlhander (21:39:39): And let him go PS2 his ass off elan_einlhander (21:40:21): He desperately needs a slap from reality vencabot_teppoo (21:40:58): Well, I don't have any systems or games anyway. They've all been for me AND John, save for the ones he bought with Christmas money or whatever, and ~my~ 32X, Saturn, and all of the Saturn games... but how do you propose that I 'slap' him to reality? Like I said, it's not like I can just say, "Get out of my room. If you want the TV so bad, take it and I'll take your room." vencabot_teppoo (21:41:10): Because I still live in my parent's house, and there's no debating with him. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): I can't just be so drastic. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:24): I have to ween him from it. elan_einlhander (21:41:28): Perhaps you must though elan_einlhander (21:41:36): Drastic DOES have effects elan_einlhander (21:41:46): Or elan_einlhander (21:41:56): You could continue this charade until you're 18 elan_einlhander (21:42:27): I'm not saying just rebel elan_einlhander (21:42:32): Just to put your foot down for ONCE elan_einlhander (21:42:48): You'd be surprised what it can do vencabot_teppoo (21:43:00): How would you propose that I put my foot down, Doug? elan_einlhander (21:43:12): Hmmm elan_einlhander (21:43:16): Well, you must start at the sourse elan_einlhander (21:43:21): AkA John elan_einlhander (21:43:29): Sit him down and discuss this like mature people elan_einlhander (21:43:30): Even if he's mot elan_einlhander (21:43:33): not* elan_einlhander (21:43:44): See how he honestly feels and what you can do about it elan_einlhander (21:44:03): If you can get him to agree to a room switch, then your parents will understand it's better for both of you vencabot_teppoo (21:44:53): That's something I haven't tried yet... I could give it a shot. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:45:05): Would put my mind at rest if you would vencabot_teppoo (21:45:07): I don't know how John would respond, which is a good thing, I guess. elan_einlhander (21:45:13): I don't ALWAYS shoot idiocy out of my mouth. elan_einlhander (21:45:21): I learn from my lame experiences elan_einlhander (21:45:22): I don' elan_einlhander (21:45:30): I don't have a stable family at ALL, you know that elan_einlhander (21:46:28): Yet somehow I survive vencabot_teppoo (21:46:43): I'll take care of that tomorrow, when John comes in here to play video games, undoubtedly awakening me like he always does. elan_einlhander (21:47:05): Damn right, that waking me up thing drove me nuts when my bros would sneak in here to play games vencabot_teppoo (21:48:08): And then my next dilemma... Which I'm just realizing is a much bigger dilemma... Is how I'm going to call Lacy. All I can imagine, for now, is using my dad's cell phone. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:17): This is MY argument... a quote... vencabot_teppoo (21:48:27): Dad: "I don't get anywhere near filling up my monthly minutes." elan_einlhander (21:48:29): HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY elan_einlhander (21:48:33): I know know know! elan_einlhander (21:48:36): Dude, MY phone! elan_einlhander (21:48:42): I'll have it in a few days elan_einlhander (21:48:49): You can use it to your heart's content yo elan_einlhander (21:49:15): Screw your dad, you've got Cellular-Lhander vencabot_teppoo (21:49:43): But you'll need to use it too, man. It's a nice offer, but it's not like I can call her during the day. She doesn't wake up until, like, 5:30 sometimes. elan_einlhander (21:49:59): yes you can, anytime you want elan_einlhander (21:50:07): I seriosuly don't mind. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:18): And I need to put my foot down on ~that~, too... Lacy has really bad sleeping habits, and here I've been trying to get mine in order, and I can't help but worry about her. ~_~ I mean, I care, you know? She stays up all hours of the night, gets like three hours of sleep a night and sleeps until late in the afternoon. elan_einlhander (21:51:41): I know I know. vencabot_teppoo (21:51:42): Because she stays up all morning, doing what? Well, things around the house, etc., which is GOOD... but it COULD be done at a different time, you know? elan_einlhander (21:52:08): Yes, but she could be on the phone with you nagging her :) elan_einlhander (21:52:15): Call her yo, at least onmce elan_einlhander (21:52:27): one* elan_einlhander (21:52:32): I'll give you the phone. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:21): I know I will. I have to. I mean, I don't really have any choice anymore. That's why I think this is an oddly urgent problem. I mean, this is the way things ARE... but this isn't how they SHOULD be: Right now I'm tired, wanting to go to sleep, but also not wanting to because she could come on, but HOW LATE will I stay up waiting, because CHANCES ARE that she WON'T come on, and I'll feel pretty stupid at 3 AM when I've stayed up for nothing, and I just can't do that anymore. Not good for me. My only real choice anymore is to call her. If I could do that it'd DEFINATELY make me feel better about being away from the computer. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:07): I have nothing against the internet... I love it. The people I love are on here. But, I gotta face the facts now... I AM addicted to it. No, wrong word... Not addicted, but ATTATCHED in a way that I don't WANT to be. I mean, I'm quite alright with spending FIVE HOURS A DAY ON HERE... vencabot_teppoo (21:55:17): But the problem arises when I can't take a crap without worrying who comes on and off. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:59): You know what I'm saying? Sitting and chatting is all well and good until online friendships become THAT important... and a 'special someone' is different from a normal friend in a lot of ways. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:15): I mean, if I took a nap and didn't tell you, it'd be cool because I see you like every day anyway... vencabot_teppoo (21:57:37): But when it comes to LACY, it's just not that simple, because I hardly ever see her, and she's more than a friend who I can talk to ANY time, you know? Same thing with, like, Sharon. She's a good friend, but I can't talk to her but for an allotted time per day, and it really sucks. I'm not addicted the internet... I LIKE the internet, but I admit that I definately do not like how it seems to be constricting my freedom. elan_einlhander (21:57:41): Dude elan_einlhander (21:57:42): Stop elan_einlhander (21:57:43): Slow down elan_einlhander (21:57:45): I can't read all thuis elan_einlhander (21:57:49): I AM playing MM elan_einlhander (21:57:51): Cut em in half vencabot_teppoo (21:57:53): Don't worry about it. I'm just ranting, lol. elan_einlhander (21:58:06): I'll let you use my friend, don't fret vencabot_teppoo (21:58:37): In a nutshell; thanks for the offer, might need to take you up on it, but definately one of my main goals is getting a cell phone for MYSELF. elan_einlhander (21:58:49): Yes vencabot_teppoo (21:58:49): That's, like, the one material thing that I want anymore. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:41): I can go without a high-speed connection. I can go without a web-cam or digital camera or whatever... I mean, all of those things would be COOL... but that cell phone is really rather urgent, because of the mere LONG DISTANCE applications. elan_einlhander (22:00:02): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (22:00:09): And, the ROOT of that... is getting a job. Problem is, I value sleep, working out, and studying... and school takes up six hours of my frickin' day. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): I'm thinking of volunteering on the weekends; My mom said that she would pay me if I volunteered or anything like that, because "Someone my age should have some money of his own." vencabot_teppoo (22:00:48): And weekend volunteering isn't like a job, ya know? vencabot_teppoo (22:00:54): It wouldn't infringe on anything else, really. elan_einlhander (22:00:58): I think vencabot_teppoo (22:01:03): I would hate to be in your situation. vencabot_teppoo (22:01:03): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:01:16): Working out should slow down, and you should get a job when summer rolls around elan_einlhander (22:01:20): Work IS a workout vencabot_teppoo (22:01:22): Oh, definately. elan_einlhander (22:01:34): Especially mine vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): I've been trying to slow down on the working out for that very reason. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:01): I learned that if I worked out for an hour a night, intensely, it'd still be WAY more than most people. I learned that JACKIE CHAN works out for an hour a day. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:25): And during the Summer, I wouldn't have anything better to do than getting a job. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:40): If I don't end up getting a job before Summer, I'll definately get one during the Summer. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:10): And I don't have anything to spend my money on BESIDES a cell phone, so I could save for a car. elan_einlhander (22:03:19): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:04:17): Unlike a lot of people my age, I really don't want a lot of things, lol. With my freedom as an American (sounds corny), my privacy every now and then, and ways to easily communicate with my friends (computer and cell phone), I am a very happy person. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:52): Don't need fancy clothes or whatever, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:20): And the rest of the money can go towards something more important. Which would be GREAT. House or car; either way, I definately want to work and make some money. elan_einlhander (22:05:28): ~nod nod~ elan_einlhander (22:05:30): Money's ncie elan_einlhander (22:05:32): nice* vencabot_teppoo (22:05:42): And like I said... I'll have way too much time over the Summer. With me trying to get my sleeping patterns in order, I'll have a LOT of time during the day. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:02): Basically, the six hours I spend on school is the main reason I don't get a job NOW. That and homework... and my mom wanting to spend time with me. I usually get home from school at about 5 or 5:30, since we go out and eat and talk FOREVER. vencabot_teppoo (22:07:05): But enough about that. elan_einlhander (22:07:11): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:07:14): But then elan_einlhander (22:07:17): There's Doug elan_einlhander (22:07:27): Who has a job, school, and a girlfiend elan_einlhander (22:07:37): Therefore has no time, whether you all think I do or not vencabot_teppoo (22:08:40): Well, I don't really want that much time anyways. What would I do with time? All I would want would be some time to catch my breath, which I'm sure you barely have sometimes. elan_einlhander (22:08:53): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (22:08:58): Working and going to school at the same time is no good, but you're doing what you gotta do. elan_einlhander (22:09:01): I miss being able to waste my time all the time. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:54): What happens if you quit your job? You lose your internet and... extra money. I mean, doesn't it really come down to that? How much you want that internet and cash? vencabot_teppoo (22:10:05): It's a trade-off. elan_einlhander (22:10:06): And noy my phone vencabot_teppoo (22:10:11): Oh yeah. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:10:17): Oh yeeeaaaaaaah... elan_einlhander (22:10:18): now* vencabot_teppoo (22:10:26): I never even thought about that. vencabot_teppoo (22:10:37): Let's say I get a job over the Summer, and get a phone... vencabot_teppoo (22:10:56): Well... I guess I could save all of that extra money I make for later phone charges, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:35): Wait a minute... vencabot_teppoo (22:12:40): The phone you're getting is free... vencabot_teppoo (22:12:48): And you're going to be paying the monthly charges... elan_einlhander (22:12:55): I get the rebate. elan_einlhander (22:13:00): That's the gifty I guess vencabot_teppoo (22:13:43): Oh, I see. So, in other words... she's, like, giving you 150 dollars for your birthday? elan_einlhander (22:13:53): I guess @_@ vencabot_teppoo (22:14:45): Yeah... 'cause I don't see what part of that is a gift, lol. Seems like you should have been able to do it without her, save for the fact that a phone is a big deal and it'd probably be best to ask your mom first if she wouldn't mind you having one. vencabot_teppoo (22:15:02): But that sentence made no sense because I'm tired... or maybe it did and I'm just too tired to realize it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:19): ~sets his bed-time to 11:30... He's tired now, but there are still some things that he could do tonight, and since tomorrow's Saturday he could sleep in, so it's all buttered~ vencabot_teppoo (22:16:41): Don't forget Physics homework. vencabot_teppoo (22:16:49): Do you have your book? vencabot_teppoo (22:17:02): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:04): You were absent. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:17:07): I didn't go to physics elan_einlhander (22:17:08): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:17:08): Nevermind. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:25): While I should have been doing the work in class... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): I was making a program to do the work for me. vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): Loll vencabot_teppoo (22:17:43): So now I have a program but no work done... so I need to get on it. vencabot_teppoo (22:18:16): ~decides to make a To-Do list for the weekend, since he has a lot of things to do and is quite sure that he's going to forget SOMETHING` vencabot_teppoo (22:23:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:35): A day in the life of David: vencabot_teppoo (22:23:51): [Hmmm... I wonder what would be better for you. A glass of water, or glass of grape soda...] vencabot_teppoo (22:24:00): ~turns the bottle to look at the nutrition facts~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:09): "Vitamin C... Vitamin D... Vitamin A..." vencabot_teppoo (22:24:19): ~looks up higher on the bottle~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:23): ~reads out loud~ vencabot_teppoo (22:24:34): "Not a significant source of..." vencabot_teppoo (22:24:37): "...?!" vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): "THAT'S DIABOLICAL!!!" vencabot_teppoo (22:24:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:24:44): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:24:55): Is that not the most diabolical think you've ever heard?! Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:06): Who puts a "Not a significant source of" on their bottle?! elan_einlhander (22:25:12): *laughing* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:26): Poor people just reading all the vitamins... THEY AREN'T IN THERE. elan_einlhander (22:25:39): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:55): They have a nutrition facts label with all good stuff on it. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:05): But at the top it says, basically, "The following things are NOT in here." vencabot_teppoo (22:26:07): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:26:14): That's rich vencabot_teppoo (22:34:38): DOUG vencabot_teppoo (22:34:44): PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERE WATCHING COMEDY CENTRAL!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): "Whupish-pow-pish-pish!!! FINISH HIM!!CRRRAAAACK!" vencabot_teppoo (22:35:31): "Fatality! Flawless victory!" vencabot_teppoo (22:35:32): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:44): I'm gonna hit the showers. How's the shower situation lookin' at house de' la Doug? elan_einlhander (23:27:17): Sorry, I was playing CTF vencabot_teppoo (23:27:24): It's cool. elan_einlhander (23:52:30): Was that you? elan_einlhander (23:52:34): Logging on MSN vencabot_teppoo (23:52:41): It was Lacy. @_@ elan_einlhander (23:52:46): Oh elan_einlhander (23:52:51): See that's why MSN is gay vencabot_teppoo (23:52:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:52:59): Well, one reason 1-31-04 elan_einlhander (0:22:20): Lol elan_einlhander (0:22:24): Eriana asks.... elan_einlhander (0:22:34): "Why are guys so eager to help girls level?" elan_einlhander (0:22:38): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (0:22:39): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:22:44): "Because, you're girls?" elan_einlhander (0:22:48): "Guys like girls?" elan_einlhander (0:22:53): *wiggles hips* vencabot_teppoo (0:22:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:38:52): Rofl elan_einlhander (0:39:00): Thomas is freakin' plastered and playin MM elan_einlhander (0:39:07): Talking to him, it's hilarious elan_einlhander (0:39:11): He can't type elan_einlhander (0:39:41): Calemos tells you 'i can barluy type you name E L A N' elan_einlhander (0:39:43): Calemos tells you 'cot ig that time' elan_einlhander (0:39:50): Calemos tells you 'im sotra off on tmy typin chools elan_einlhander (0:39:55): Only here, only her elan_einlhander (0:39:57): here* elan_einlhander (0:43:45): *must be the only one who thinks it's funny* elan_einlhander (0:43:48): *shys away* vencabot_teppoo (0:43:54): ~_~ elan_einlhander (0:48:23): Dude this is insane elan_einlhander (0:48:38): I'm going to Rune to escort him, since he's too drunk to walk elan_einlhander (0:48:40): On MM elan_einlhander (0:48:53): Let that process elan_einlhander (0:52:00): I SHOULD BE LOGGING THIS vencabot_teppoo (17:47:40): ... elan_einlhander (17:47:49): Mike's viewing is tonight.... elan_einlhander (17:47:56): I wanna go, I gotta find a ride elan_einlhander (17:48:05): Funeral's on Monday morning, will have to make it to that too elan_einlhander (17:48:18): And hi elan_einlhander (17:48:21): I got Sonic Heroes vencabot_teppoo (17:48:34): When is Mike's viewing? elan_einlhander (17:48:44): 6 elan_einlhander (17:48:45): *sigh* elan_einlhander (17:48:48): But elan_einlhander (17:48:51): There's one tomorrow too vencabot_teppoo (17:48:59): When? elan_einlhander (17:49:08): Same time vencabot_teppoo (17:49:21): I'll tell my mom. She'll probably take us tomorrow. elan_einlhander (17:49:33): You sure you wanna go though? vencabot_teppoo (17:50:08): I'm mad as Hell and maybe seeing the dead body of a teenager who could have had a good life ahead of him will be enough to tip me over the edge. vencabot_teppoo (17:50:18): Because I'm so sick of sanity. I'm so angry right now. elan_einlhander (17:50:24): How so my friend? vencabot_teppoo (17:51:28): Don't call me 'friend' right now, because I'm seriously as angry at the world as angry can be. I've been telling all of my friends that this is the end-game right here and now. Either with me or against me. ~closes his eyes to get ahold of himself~ elan_einlhander (17:51:51): What the heck are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (17:53:21): I know about magic... I know about the secrets of life. No one believes me, and I'm tired of it. People think that I'm playing around, and I can understand how they could think that. They think that I'm exaggerating, but I'm not- not even a LITTLE. Not. Even. A little. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:37): It's the most serious thing in my life. It is ENDLESSLY serious. It's the only serious thing. I want to destroy evil. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:47): Rape, murder, hunger... vencabot_teppoo (17:54:59): Pain, sorrow, sadness. vencabot_teppoo (17:55:15): And people just KNOW that it's impossible. They dont think, they KNOW. vencabot_teppoo (17:55:20): But they're frickin' WRONG. vencabot_teppoo (17:55:46): Why are you my friend? Ask yourself that, because you and Sharon are the last friends that I have left. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:08): And if you're going to abandon me, then I'd like to get it over with. elan_einlhander (17:56:53): Because you're mature, and not under the foolish guise that so many others are, or so I'd like to think. More often than not you say the things I'm thinking but am too shy to get out. elan_einlhander (17:56:59): Hard to put into words really... vencabot_teppoo (17:59:31): Well then listen to this. I'm not going to play video games anymore or computer games anymore. I'm not going to read anymore and I'm not going to watch TV anymore. I'm not going to listen to music anymore. Why? Because these things distract people from the evil of the world, and putting off all of our problems is only fueling them. Maybe I'll play video games or watch TV every now and then if its WITH someone, since everyone needs to RELAX. They can't work ALL the time. Maybe I can still go over to yourself and play video games every now and then, but this world has me too pissed off to waste any time that I COULD be working on anything like that. I KNOW you're into video games. I KNOW that Cameron and Koree are, and so many people, and whatever, and I wouldn't blame you vencabot_teppoo (17:59:36): If I just don't interest you anymore. vencabot_teppoo (17:59:58): I'm not a very friendly guy anymore. Why? Because people make friends by finding people that waste time and distract themselves in the same ways that THEY do. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:11): When you don't play games, listen to music, or watch TV, it's hard to make any friends. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:14): Or keep any friends. elan_einlhander (18:00:38): Wow, thanks elan_einlhander (18:00:47): You just said we're wasting our time together elan_einlhander (18:01:31): Ah I get it now elan_einlhander (18:01:38): Friends are evil. elan_einlhander (18:01:52): Change of topic elan_einlhander (18:01:53): WHY elan_einlhander (18:01:58): Are you friends with me? elan_einlhander (18:02:00): Or are you? elan_einlhander (18:03:11): I'm everything you want to destroy wrapped up in a neat little package vencabot_teppoo (18:04:46): I'm friends with the people that I'm friends with in hopes that I can help them with THEIR problems and that they can help ME with MY problems. But, silly things that waste time distract people from their problems instead of letting them face them, and nothing ever gets done when that's all that anyone ever talks about. I like to think that I'm friends with you, but am I? EVERYONE is everything that I want to destroy wrapped up in a neat little package, but that doesn't change the fact that I still care about them. No PERSON is what I want to destroy, but all of the crap that they carry around I DO want to destroy. My friends are people that will talk to me seriously and work with me. Not waste time with me. The word 'friend' in our society has basically BECOME 'someone who you can waste vencabot_teppoo (18:05:04): time with.' That's NOT what MY friends are, and that's why I don't have any friends anymore. elan_einlhander (18:05:39): Yes it is elan_einlhander (18:05:43): We waste a lot of time together elan_einlhander (18:05:54): But I thought you enjoyed it with me elan_einlhander (18:05:58): Guess I was wrong vencabot_teppoo (18:07:17): Then you don't want to be my friend if it means no more games? elan_einlhander (18:07:25): I never said games elan_einlhander (18:07:32): I just said we wasted a lot of tiem together vencabot_teppoo (18:07:36): Games = things that aren't serious elan_einlhander (18:07:37): We don't play games anymore elan_einlhander (18:07:45): But David, they make me happy elan_einlhander (18:08:02): I think a lot of things you do are stupid, BUT I respect how you feel about them vencabot_teppoo (18:09:14): Well I'm the single most closed-minded person in the world, and don't respect anything that I don't believe in... but I'm being an idiot because I've never even TRIED to talk to you about anything serious. You don't even have ANY reasons WHY I feel about anything the way I do, and I'm trying to make you make a choice on 'em. vencabot_teppoo (18:09:29): I'm just rushing... I'm just angry. Don't worry about it... ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (18:09:35): Nope. elan_einlhander (18:09:40): Do you respect me? elan_einlhander (18:09:46): Honestly. vencabot_teppoo (18:10:09): I respect every person. But I won't tell anyone that they're right when I know that they're wrong. elan_einlhander (18:10:18): No no no. vencabot_teppoo (18:10:21): I respect people more than to treat them like idiots. elan_einlhander (18:10:25): You don't respect every person. elan_einlhander (18:10:52): You call them morons, you think everything they do is wrong elan_einlhander (18:10:55): That is not respect vencabot_teppoo (18:11:09): Fine, then I don't respect ANYONE. vencabot_teppoo (18:11:45): Not my mom, dad, you, John, teachers, president, Koree, Cameron, Harry, Alex, ANYONE. elan_einlhander (18:11:53): Why? elan_einlhander (18:12:02): You're not better, opposed to what you might think vencabot_teppoo (18:12:23): I'm not better, but I think that I know things that they don't. elan_einlhander (18:12:36): But how do you know it's right? elan_einlhander (18:12:42): What makes you the judgemaster? elan_einlhander (18:12:47): I think of you as an EQUAL elan_einlhander (18:12:52): You don't think of me that way vencabot_teppoo (18:13:15): Do you think I'm wrong? elan_einlhander (18:13:24): Wrong about what? vencabot_teppoo (18:13:53): Wrong about what I'm doing with my life. Not, do you think it's unacceptable, but do you think it's WRONG. vencabot_teppoo (18:14:01): Do you believe that I don't know what I'm doing? elan_einlhander (18:14:24): I believe that you've lost your initial focus elan_einlhander (18:14:37): And taken to an unecessairly extreme level. elan_einlhander (18:14:45): Rage leads to loss of focus elan_einlhander (18:14:49): You're gaining that rage vencabot_teppoo (18:14:57): Alright then. Do you consider yourself my friend? elan_einlhander (18:15:12): I've always thought so, but you're talking to me like we're not elan_einlhander (18:15:16): We can't think the same. elan_einlhander (18:15:32): I respect how you think though, I think that's what made us friends vencabot_teppoo (18:16:41): Then WHY do you let me do things that you think are the wrong things? If you care about me, then why? You can't believe anything other than what you believe, and every person sees themselves as believing the right things. When you 'respect' what someone else thinks or 'see them as equal' when they're doing something that you think is wrong, then you're basically saying that it's ok for them to not do the best thing, or what you know is the best thing. elan_einlhander (18:16:57): STOP vencabot_teppoo (18:16:59): You respect them by letting them do things that you think are wrong. elan_einlhander (18:17:16): I never said they were wrong, there is no way to know if it's right or wrong until you do it. elan_einlhander (18:17:23): You're confusing the word respect elan_einlhander (18:17:34): I don't know if what you're doing is right, you think it is. elan_einlhander (18:17:54): And what you're saying means that you don't think we're friends elan_einlhander (18:18:00): You let me do things you think are wronf elan_einlhander (18:18:01): wrong* vencabot_teppoo (18:18:28): I know, and what does that say about me?! That I just sit here and let people do things that I think are killing them. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:41): That I respect them? elan_einlhander (18:18:57): No that means you've gotten too extreme for you own good elan_einlhander (18:19:04): The only one that's killing himelf elan_einlhander (18:19:05): Is you vencabot_teppoo (18:20:17): Fine... Fine... I'm gonna get some rest. I'm only going to become more and more extreme... so don't bother sending me a message when I come back on if you're going to try and stop me. elan_einlhander (18:20:30): Stop you? elan_einlhander (18:20:40): I thought we cleared this up, I'm not going to stop you. elan_einlhander (18:20:54): That would ruin you, I would never abandon you like you're wanting me to vencabot_teppoo (18:22:10): Alright then, let me rephrase: Don't send me a message unless you know that it's going to someone who's dedicatinge very ounce of energy in his body to destroy what you consider valuable, and whom doesn't respect any of your decisions. elan_einlhander (18:22:41): So then you don't respect me at all and you've been lying to me this WHOLE time about being friends? vencabot_teppoo (18:23:09): If that's your definition of respect and your definition of friend. elan_einlhander (18:23:25): What's your definition then? elan_einlhander (18:23:35): Why be my friend if you hate everything I do elan_einlhander (18:23:40): I give you nothing that makes you happy elan_einlhander (18:23:48): I am utterly worthless to you. vencabot_teppoo (18:24:08): Because I hope that I can convince you to STOP doing the things that I HATE, because ~I~ think that they're killing you. vencabot_teppoo (18:24:29): Which means that I AM saying that YOU don't know what's best for you, and so ANYONE would say that I don't respect you. elan_einlhander (18:24:42): BACK THE HELL UP elan_einlhander (18:25:05): YOU were the one that's ALWAYS been telling me that I know what's best for me above all else, that my mom was wrong in thinking otherwise elan_einlhander (18:25:09): WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME??? vencabot_teppoo (18:25:52): I didn't say that; I said that your mom doesn't know what's best for you, and if you listen to her all the time then you'll never be doing what's best for you. elan_einlhander (18:26:03): No like hell you did elan_einlhander (18:26:11): You said I should to be happy vencabot_teppoo (18:26:26): I said that you should do the things that YOU want to do in order to be happy. vencabot_teppoo (18:26:54): And it's my belief that, when people do things that are killing them, it's not really what they want to do but what they've been tricked into thinking that they want to do by society. vencabot_teppoo (18:27:04): And that if we all did what we INNATELY know is right, then we'd be happy. elan_einlhander (18:27:20): What am I doing that is killing me? elan_einlhander (18:27:24): HOW is it killing me? vencabot_teppoo (18:28:03): If you really care, then message me later. If you really care what I think, but ask yourself how much you care. Ask yourself if I could change YOUR mind, and if you could change MY mind. elan_einlhander (18:28:23): I know I can't change yours, nor can you change mine elan_einlhander (18:28:51): I would not want to make us the same people vencabot_teppoo (18:29:14): Then why do you want to know what I think is killing you? What does it matter? vencabot_teppoo (18:29:22): If I can't change your mind and you can't change mind. elan_einlhander (18:29:25): I would like to know what you think vencabot_teppoo (18:29:31): For what purpose? elan_einlhander (18:29:42): For the purpose of knowing you better vencabot_teppoo (18:30:39): Well, it couldn't hurt, either way... Like I said, if you care, then message me later. If you decide that you don't, don't. Ya know, lemme rephrase one more time: If you want to message me later, message me later. I suppose that I don't need to tell you that. elan_einlhander (18:31:10): Do you want me to though? elan_einlhander (18:31:15): Honestyl vencabot_teppoo (18:33:16): Btw, me and Lacy broke up, if it isn't obvious. I'm going to take a nap. I want to change your mind about everything. In my perfect world, you would message me and I could slap some sense into you. Do I want you to message me? Yes. If you're sure that I really couldn't say anything to make sense to you, since what I've already said doesn't make sense to you, then don't bother. Like I said; I don't want to waste any time. Talk for nothing more than the sake of talking. If you want to talk, I want to talk. If you don't really want to talk, then I don't want to waste my time. vencabot_teppoo (18:33:30): Like I said, message me if you want. That's how you'll know if I want a message from you. vencabot_teppoo (18:33:36): If you want to message me, then it's all buttered. elan_einlhander (18:34:00): Fine. elan_einlhander (18:34:01): Go vencabot_teppoo (18:34:04): Gone. elan_einlhander (21:24:47): *got back from playing Sonic Heroes* elan_einlhander (21:24:53): Feeling any better? vencabot_teppoo (21:25:17): Yeah, and I'm sorry for going off on you. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:25:29): It's all right, long as you're calmer now. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:31): Excuse me if I'm a bit slow... eating greasy chicken. elan_einlhander (21:25:39): It's fine elan_einlhander (21:25:46): I'm dong an interview, so I am too. elan_einlhander (21:41:27): I know you're anti-video games, but for the record Sonic Heroes is pretty cool vencabot_teppoo (21:42:31): Lol. How did you just come back from Sonic Heroes and get into an interview that quick? David's theory: vencabot_teppoo (21:42:54): "Alright. Well, thanks for that first half of an interview. I'll be right back; I need to calculate your information." vencabot_teppoo (21:42:58): *Away* vencabot_teppoo (21:43:07): Heehee. elan_einlhander (21:43:20): Lol elan_einlhander (21:43:34): Well, the controls are insane elan_einlhander (21:43:42): Like, super hard to master vencabot_teppoo (21:43:51): For a Sonic game? Crazy. elan_einlhander (21:43:52): But the graphics are MIND BOGGLING elan_einlhander (21:44:02): And the attacks are sweet. elan_einlhander (21:45:14): They use the rank system of SA2 vencabot_teppoo (21:46:17): Rank, Rank... ~cant remember~ elan_einlhander (21:46:23): Like elan_einlhander (21:46:31): E-A, based on points and times vencabot_teppoo (21:46:41): Didn't SA1 have that, too? vencabot_teppoo (21:46:49): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (21:46:54): No, it didn't. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:00): It just had levels A,B, and C to beat. elan_einlhander (21:47:11): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:47:15): SA2 did ranks vencabot_teppoo (22:00:13): How long ago was it that I was trying ti figure out that Spanish word that was like "Prop-isto" Remember that? elan_einlhander (22:00:28): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:00:32): I don't remember how long though vencabot_teppoo (22:00:35): Darn. elan_einlhander (22:04:21): What're you up to? vencabot_teppoo (22:04:45): Looking through our Message Archive to try and find what that word turned out to be, lol. elan_einlhander (22:04:56): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:04:58): How dedicated vencabot_teppoo (22:05:14): I swear, it wasn't a month ago, but I can't find it. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:06:21): Man, I have a really bad perception of time, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:35): Apparently, it was more than a month ago when we had the "My subwoofer is talking to me" conversation. elan_einlhander (22:06:51): Ah yes vencabot_teppoo (22:08:21): elan_einlhander (10:19:15 PM): *eats your head* Smart-ass elan_einlhander (22:08:31): :O elan_einlhander (22:08:37): Can only imagine how THAT built up vencabot_teppoo (22:08:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:49): :O vencabot_teppoo (22:13:03): vencabot_teppoo (9:42:35 PM): Grrr... never mind. vencabot_teppoo (9:42:37 PM): >_< vencabot_teppoo (9:43:37 PM): Cursed difficult to remember Spanish words. vencabot_teppoo (9:43:41 PM): Propisito vencabot_teppoo (9:43:44 PM): Proprisito vencabot_teppoo (9:43:47 PM): Propi-sito vencabot_teppoo (9:43:50 PM): Propis-ito vencabot_teppoo (9:43:52 PM): I HAVE NO IDEA vencabot_teppoo (9:43:55 PM): ~tears hair out vencabot_teppoo (9:46:17 PM): I FOUND IT elan_einlhander (9:46:24 PM): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (22:13:13): ...BUT WHAT WAS IT?! elan_einlhander (22:13:20): OH NO elan_einlhander (22:13:23): YOU NEVER TOLD ME vencabot_teppoo (22:13:23): vencabot_teppoo: Like I'm gonna tell you. elan_einlhander (22:13:28): ROFL elan_einlhander (22:13:29): WAY TO GO vencabot_teppoo (22:13:36): WHAT WAS IT, YOU BASTARD?! vencabot_teppoo (22:13:41): vencabot_teppoo: Can't make me tell. vencabot_teppoo (22:13:56): WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WON'T CUT YOU?! elan_einlhander (22:14:03): YOU NEVER TOLD ME vencabot_teppoo (22:14:05): vencabot_teppoo: Because I'm you, from the past. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:10): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:06): If I owned a car, or a house, would I be able to resist punching out a window? vencabot_teppoo (22:24:10): That IS the question. elan_einlhander (22:24:20): No you would no elan_einlhander (22:24:22): not* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:00): I swear, sometimes the only thing that keeps me from punching out a window is that its someone elses window. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:12): That THEY'D have to go through the trouble of replacing. elan_einlhander (22:25:15): Yup elan_einlhander (22:25:19): But if it were YOURS vencabot_teppoo (22:26:01): I'm still so angry. I'm glad that I have tomorrow to get myself together. elan_einlhander (22:26:09): Yah vencabot_teppoo (22:26:12): I think I'm just gonna do ALL of my homework tonight, and take a break tomorrow. elan_einlhander (22:26:23): Sounds good vencabot_teppoo (22:26:30): Because I need to think about school. If today were Sunday, I'd be in bad shape. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:42): Debating what I'm going to do about school. elan_einlhander (22:26:50): Like what do you mean? vencabot_teppoo (22:27:42): I'm thinking of telling my English teacher that I'm going to return my English book, because reading is a waste of my time and pollutes my mind. I really fill sick to my stomach when I read stories like those anymore. She can fail me if she wants. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:49): But I'm not sure if that's more the rage talking than myself. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:55): So I'm gonna think more about it. vencabot_teppoo (22:30:33): There are other ways to get English credit, and if I'm afraid of attention then I won't change anything. I have to detach myself from what society has taught me is the 'teacher-student' relationship. I'm really serious about not reading, and since I'm that serious, it shouldn't be a big deal. elan_einlhander (22:30:55): Inded elan_einlhander (22:31:03): Indeed* vencabot_teppoo (22:31:21): It's the same thing as telling Croley's class that I lied. It's just not something that people do, and I need to get over that. elan_einlhander (22:31:22): I should join you, people will take you more seriously if you have support. elan_einlhander (22:32:00): Because to be honest elan_einlhander (22:32:06): I think reading is a waste of time. elan_einlhander (22:32:14): In this day and age there are better ways to convey info vencabot_teppoo (22:33:14): Well, I'll think more about it tomorrow, because I always want to do the right thing. I know that failing a class is not the right thing to do, but standing up for what you believe IS. So, I need to just decide on how I'm going to go about this. I'm willing to do substitute assignments, and whether she wants me to or not I'll keep writing essays about the class and keep turning them in so that she'd feel bad about failing me, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:31): Since I'm not against work: Just reading, and I'm willing to do twice as much work as anyone who will read and pass the class. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:38): Man, I keep wanting to work and work and work, but fact of the matter is that even working will distract me from my problems, and that's not what I want. Another reason that I NEED to take a break. vencabot_teppoo (22:36:44): Need time that I can just THINK. elan_einlhander (22:36:58): gotta mellow out man vencabot_teppoo (22:38:12): ~sighs~ elan_einlhander (22:38:22): *punches* elan_einlhander (22:38:26): *in the teeth* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:42): ~is punched in the teeth~ elan_einlhander (22:39:04): *gets teeth in his fist* elan_einlhander (22:39:09): *gives them back to you* vencabot_teppoo (22:39:21): ~krazy-glues them back in~ elan_einlhander (22:39:42): *nods sagely* vencabot_teppoo (22:44:26): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:33): That big list of homework went fast, lol.. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:38): A big list of all very small assignments. vencabot_teppoo (22:48:58): Well, I fail to see what I would do with a cell phone, now. elan_einlhander (22:49:09): Call me elan_einlhander (22:49:10): :O elan_einlhander (22:49:25): *needs someone to talk to on his crazy cell phone* vencabot_teppoo (22:49:37): Rofl. That would be pretty cool, except that we're not apart very often. elan_einlhander (22:49:52): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:49:55): ~has no online friends now~ vencabot_teppoo (22:50:06): Which was pretty much the base of who I was gonna call. elan_einlhander (22:50:34): Well yeah elan_einlhander (22:50:40): It'd be handy to have regardless vencabot_teppoo (22:50:55): Definately handy, but worth 50 bucks a month? O.o elan_einlhander (22:51:10): Not for you elan_einlhander (22:51:12): That was just me elan_einlhander (22:51:19): You could pry get a cheaper one vencabot_teppoo (22:52:11): Man, now I see the evils of a contract, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:16): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:33): What if I would have bought a 50 dollar plan to talk with Lacy? vencabot_teppoo (22:52:36): TWO DAYS AGO? vencabot_teppoo (22:52:38): Rofl. elan_einlhander (22:52:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:52:47): So.... vencabot_teppoo (22:52:49): 6 months. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:52): Contract. vencabot_teppoo (22:52:53): Crazy. elan_einlhander (22:52:58): What happened anyway? If I am allowed to know vencabot_teppoo (22:54:07): Well, I did what I SHOULD have done with Ericka, and asked myself what exactly I liked about Lacy. Got a bit depressed and wanted to talk with her seriously about it, but she flipped out and misunderstood me, but wouldn't be convinced that she misunderstood... vencabot_teppoo (22:54:32): Basically, I was asking myself if I should break up with her, and she gave me a pretty straight answer. elan_einlhander (22:54:37): Ah elan_einlhander (22:55:11): My apologies, if they're wanted. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:26): And all week I had been losing friends that way. All week. And, when I lost my girlfriend that way, it pretty much made me go insane. Now, as for online friends, I've got Sharon. That's pretty much it. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:35): For friends that I talk to often, pretty much Sharon and you. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:44): And me and Sharon are drifting apart. elan_einlhander (22:55:49): Don't I feel special elan_einlhander (22:55:53): Soon you'll only have me.... elan_einlhander (22:55:55): *creepy* vencabot_teppoo (22:56:32): Which is why I freaked out and wanted to get it over with if I was going to be completely alone, because I'm pretty exhausted, emotionally. elan_einlhander (22:56:57): Nah, can't get rid of me that easily vencabot_teppoo (22:58:11): Lol. Well, it's not really fair because I never even tried to tell you my reasons for anything. I'm still pretty pissed, though, and am definately ready for something big to happen. I always tell people that a big part of my philosophy is that you can only achieve true clarity when you realize how little being 'sane' gives you. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:21): Once you realize that, you can do anything... and really, now all my sanity has for me is you and Sharon. That's IT. THAT'S ALL. I hope that I can take you guys into my insane little world, but now I'm definately tired of any part of me that was sane. I'm ready to give up everything that was called 'sane'. Like, seriously... What's the worst that could happen if I tell the English teacher that I'm not going to read? vencabot_teppoo (22:59:34): It's only my 'sanity' that makes me feel like something TERRIBLE will happen. elan_einlhander (22:59:46): I don't think it's sanity that's bad elan_einlhander (22:59:52): Just that sanity is ill-defined vencabot_teppoo (23:00:04): Well, yeah. That's why I put quotes around it. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): Not like I'm fighting for insanity. I just think that what people call 'sanity' is quite insane. elan_einlhander (23:00:22): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (23:01:06): But anyway... I just need some things to remind me of what crap the world is so that I'll have more drive to let go of my so-called sanity. What I need right now is to go to Mike's viewing and then come home to find a message from Ericka, lol. elan_einlhander (23:01:28): Rrrrrrrright elan_einlhander (23:01:35): Well you're welcome to come with vencabot_teppoo (23:01:37): I'll call my mom tomorrow and she'll probably give us a ride. Where is it at? elan_einlhander (23:01:41): But only you, not your mom or brother vencabot_teppoo (23:01:41): Oh, you have a ride? elan_einlhander (23:01:46): No I don't elan_einlhander (23:01:58): It's at Palmer bush on Mount Hope vencabot_teppoo (23:02:12): Well, if I'm going to go, more than likely my mom and brother will want to go. elan_einlhander (23:02:41): I would perfer not to be honest, I don't like people who don't belong there around during emotional situations vencabot_teppoo (23:02:51): Yeah, that's true. ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:03:13): I'll see if I can get us a ride from Thomas or somethin' vencabot_teppoo (23:03:41): How long will it be open? elan_einlhander (23:03:53): 6-8 vencabot_teppoo (23:04:10): Alright. Palmer Bush on Mount Hope? Where's that at? elan_einlhander (23:04:30): Mount Hope I guess, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:04:39): Lol. Alright. elan_einlhander (23:06:14): *walks into living room and finds "The Legend of Zelda, Wind Waker" on the table* elan_einlhander (23:06:19): *doesn't say a word* elan_einlhander (23:06:41): *picks it up, yup it's real, sets it back down* elan_einlhander (23:06:43): *walks out* vencabot_teppoo (23:06:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:18): There are 1000 meters in a kilometer? elan_einlhander (23:10:38): Yupper elan_einlhander (23:10:44): Kilo means thousand vencabot_teppoo (23:10:52): Thanks. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:48): "Stoppage" cannot be a word. elan_einlhander (23:24:01): I somehow doubt it is. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:16): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:24:33): Stoppage: The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped; a halt: "called for a work stoppage." vencabot_teppoo (23:24:36): ... elan_einlhander (23:24:38): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:24:41): You win this time, Physics book... elan_einlhander (23:24:42): I'll be damned. elan_einlhander (23:24:46): *stands corrected* vencabot_teppoo (23:24:50): ~does too~ vencabot_teppoo (23:31:22): ~just noticing something strange about the questions in the Physics book, wondering why he never noticed before...~ elan_einlhander (23:31:34): Hm? vencabot_teppoo (23:31:43): Each question has a certain number of stars next to them, like a difficulty level or something... elan_einlhander (23:31:50): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (23:31:52): And some question numbers are printed in red, and some are in black... vencabot_teppoo (23:31:56): And I have no idea why. elan_einlhander (23:32:31): Hm elan_einlhander (23:33:00): *suddenly watching Cyborg009, has no idea how or why* vencabot_teppoo (23:45:40): ~desperately searching for ways to take his mind off of the pain, like a coward~ Get ahold of yourself, David... ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:45:55): I HAVE THE ANSWER vencabot_teppoo (23:46:00): ?! elan_einlhander (23:46:23): *doesnt' say anything* vencabot_teppoo (23:46:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:46:36): Oh vencabot_teppoo (23:46:39): Dude, www.about.com is truly 1337. elan_einlhander (23:46:41): You wanted to know? vencabot_teppoo (23:47:29): About.com has everything that you need to know about everything. I don't even know how that's possible. elan_einlhander (23:47:52): Woah vencabot_teppoo (23:48:48): I'm not even kidding. I don't know how that site has such a huge data storage. It must have millions of pages in it... and every site has a set amount of space that they can take up on a server, you know? elan_einlhander (23:49:03): *boggled* vencabot_teppoo (23:49:17): They must take up a huge amount of space on their server. That site must cost a fortune to keep online. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:33): Because I'm not even kidding. I have NEVER found anything that I needed to know about that I couldn't find on about.com elan_einlhander (23:49:43): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:50:23): Oh my gosh. vencabot_teppoo (23:50:32): It has an entire guide to the Japanese language. vencabot_teppoo (23:50:37): Free online lessons. elan_einlhander (23:50:45): Woah vencabot_teppoo (23:51:37): Ok. I'm making it my new homepage. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:52): They have guides to Materia Magica?! Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:59): ~just put in Materia Magica for the heck of it~ elan_einlhander (23:53:10): Wow vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): I guess they have Everything You Need to Know About (tm) Materia Magica. elan_einlhander (23:53:43): :O vencabot_teppoo (23:54:07): ROFL. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:15): THEY EVEN HAVE MATERIA MAGICA ~ON~ THE ABOUT SERVER!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:54:22): http://internetgames.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.materiamagica.com%2F vencabot_teppoo (23:55:18): Crazy. ~over it~ Lol. elan_einlhander (23:55:25): Well I'll be darned vencabot_teppoo (23:58:49): Whoa. ~hand-saved all of our IM archives... doesn't remember doing that~ elan_einlhander (23:58:59): :O vencabot_teppoo (23:59:40): :D vencabot_teppoo (23:59:42): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:44): ~loves 'em~ vencabot_teppoo (23:59:50): >:O elan_einlhander (23:59:57): :O elan_einlhander (23:59:58): :O elan_einlhander (23:59:58): :o 2-1-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:06): ~doesn't know why it makes him laugh so much~ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:28): ~Megaman impression~ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:33): :O vencabot_teppoo (0:00:35): :| vencabot_teppoo (0:00:37): :O vencabot_teppoo (0:00:39): :| vencabot_teppoo (0:00:40): :O elan_einlhander (0:00:41): ROFl vencabot_teppoo (0:00:46): ~bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep~ vencabot_teppoo (0:00:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:53): Doug knows what I'm talking about. elan_einlhander (0:00:57): I sure do vencabot_teppoo (0:04:48): :O vencabot_teppoo (0:04:51): :| vencabot_teppoo (0:04:53): :O vencabot_teppoo (0:05:15): "Eets over Wilee!" elan_einlhander (0:06:35): *snickers* vencabot_teppoo (0:11:45): The biggest problem with having so much to do is not knowing where to start. elan_einlhander (0:12:44): *suddenly playing MMX2 with his crazy controller* vencabot_teppoo (0:12:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:16:25): I suddenly wish that I had a little daughter right now. elan_einlhander (0:16:34): .... elan_einlhander (0:16:35): Um elan_einlhander (0:16:36): No vencabot_teppoo (0:17:05): ~sighs~ I'm going to bed... vencabot_teppoo (0:19:01): When do you get outta work on a normal weekday? elan_einlhander (0:19:10): Eight vencabot_teppoo (0:19:42): And what does day you work? elan_einlhander (0:19:56): Generally Tuesday and Thursday vencabot_teppoo (0:20:07): Don't you work on the weekends? elan_einlhander (0:20:11): Well yeah vencabot_teppoo (0:20:23): Saturday and Sunday? elan_einlhander (0:20:27): Yep vencabot_teppoo (0:22:13): Maybe I'll go for a walk tomorrow. Four to Eight on Tuesdays and Thursdays? Work out until ten, get up at six, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays to do homework... ~completely random thoughts~ vencabot_teppoo (0:22:39): No... Work out on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. elan_einlhander (0:22:48): That's overdoing it elan_einlhander (0:22:54): Too much working out is unhealthy vencabot_teppoo (0:23:05): I know, but for only an hour a day three days a week? vencabot_teppoo (0:23:09): That doesn't seem so bad. elan_einlhander (0:23:37): If you're working a job the other two days I see no reason for it elan_einlhander (0:23:48): Perhaps the weekend afternoons/mornings you could vencabot_teppoo (0:25:18): Ugh, but I don't want to work at Meijer's... but I want to make money. Oh well... I'll think about it tomorrow... ~goes to brush his teeth~ elan_einlhander (0:25:57): You could do worse than Meijer, think of it that way vencabot_teppoo (0:43:02): Leave it to Doug to take a nap at a quarter to one. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:59): I'm going to bed. Peace. vencabot_teppoo (0:46:12): Have a nice nap. I'll probably not get a very good sleep. elan_einlhander (11:44:35): QUACK! says: help me......... Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: ? QUACK! says: VT said that he dont wanna be friends anymore......... Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I know Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: He's lost it and was nuts yesterday, let him cool down a bit QUACK! says: he doesnt really mean that does he? Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Heavens no QUACK! says: he's scaring me Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Yeah.... QUACK! says: i dont want him to go Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: We won't let him hon QUACK! says: y is he doing this? Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: It's... hard to explain Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: And sadly I have to go to work pretty soon Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I promise I'll talk with you more about it elan_einlhander (11:45:07): Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Don't lose hope. QUACK! says: everyone's leaving me Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Like I said, do not lose hope Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *holds your hand* We'll get you through it. QUACK! says: *nods* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I'll be back in sec, gotta shave QUACK! says: k Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Back You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: k Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *holds you for a bit* I'm real sorry You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: he promised me he'll never leave me....... elan_einlhander (11:45:39): Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I was talking to him last night.... Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: And he said all he had left now was me and you You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: that can't be true You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: did he break up with Lacy then? Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Yes Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Well Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I'm not sure who did the breaking up, I just know it happeend You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: this cant be happening Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Just stay calm love, he won't just up and leave you. Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Yesterday was bad I know, but he calmed down later in the night elan_einlhander (11:46:23): You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: but wat if he does leave me Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: IF he does, then you'll have to wait for him to come around. Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: He has this goal, and he's taken it to an extreme Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: He says we're all he's got, so stick with him and he should have no reason to leave you. You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: I've been crying all day You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: this is all happenin too fast Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I know, I was so shocked last night, but I know it's been coming Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I won't let him make you cry, this will be resolved elan_einlhander (11:46:45): You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: is that why he's been so bitter lately? Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: I guess. You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: I'm so confused You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: I'm lost Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Yes I know You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: *sniffles again* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *wipes your eyes with my sleeve* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: There's always hope hon elan_einlhander (11:47:06): Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *hugs again* You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: *cries on ur shoulder* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *pats your head* It's okay, let it out You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: *cries out flooding ur shirt* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: *stays quiet, patting* Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Okay hon, I'mma head to work You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: k Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Take care of yourself, remember Elan loves you. You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: i will You can't go VT, you can't leave me........ says: bibi bruver vencabot_teppoo (15:37:25): Me and Sharon have that whole thing cleared up now, and she's sleeping like a baby, so don't worry about it. Have as good as time at work as someone can have working, man. Lol. Peace. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:56): 'Um, sir? Can you tell me how I can get to the Eifel Tower?' vencabot_teppoo (16:00:56): 'Leezen to me, American SWINE. Why don't you go back to America, weeth your BAGGY pents and bland, SCENTLESS cheezes?' vencabot_teppoo (16:01:03): 'Uh, actually... I'm English.' vencabot_teppoo (16:01:28): 'You understand ze language in which I am zpeeking, oui?' vencabot_teppoo (16:01:32): 'Well, yes.' vencabot_teppoo (16:01:45): 'Zen get ze HELL out of France!' elan_einlhander (19:40:59): Well that was fun! vencabot_teppoo (19:43:08): Welcome back, Doug. elan_einlhander (19:43:22): Thanks. elan_einlhander (19:43:51): I feel bad because I'm the only one that was close to him that didn't cry elan_einlhander (19:43:58): Makes me feel like I have no soul. vencabot_teppoo (19:45:10): Meh, I don't think that crying helps anything, save for a biological need. When some people are sad, they wanna cry. It's ok for 'em to cry, but not like it really fixes anything. vencabot_teppoo (19:45:38): It doesn't really hurt anything either. elan_einlhander (19:45:44): I know, just weird elan_einlhander (19:47:31): But know what's FREAKIER? vencabot_teppoo (19:47:31): I'm glad that I could make it. elan_einlhander (19:47:38): I am too vencabot_teppoo (19:47:43): I was pretty stressed out when I learned that it was Super Bowl Sunday. ~out of the loop~ elan_einlhander (19:47:56): Yeah apprently its' the Super Bowl elan_einlhander (19:48:04): But what scared me is.... elan_einlhander (19:48:11): Seeing Team Chaotix SPEAK vencabot_teppoo (19:48:21): ~raises an eyebrow~ elan_einlhander (19:48:29): They talk, alot vencabot_teppoo (19:48:39): Heehee. I bet Espio is the pimp. vencabot_teppoo (19:48:45): (go Espio) elan_einlhander (19:48:46): FREAKIN' pimp elan_einlhander (19:48:52): His voice is pimpishj elan_einlhander (19:48:56): pimpish* vencabot_teppoo (19:49:01): I assumed as much. vencabot_teppoo (19:49:06): Being as he was always pimpish in the comics. vencabot_teppoo (19:49:11): And he walked on ceilings in the game. vencabot_teppoo (19:49:16): You don't get much more pimpish than that. elan_einlhander (19:49:40): My bro is fighting Team Dark with them vencabot_teppoo (19:50:14): Team Dark can suck Team Chaotix... Chaotix rock, lol. elan_einlhander (19:50:32): I never thought you'd fight other teams in the plot vencabot_teppoo (19:50:45): I didn't even think that there would be a plot. elan_einlhander (19:50:53): Sure enough vencabot_teppoo (19:57:02): Well, as you know, I'm going to start doing more insane things at school... or things that people would call insane. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:13): And I've decided that one of my main goals is to convince Croley to quit her job. elan_einlhander (19:57:22): :O vencabot_teppoo (19:57:28): I'll consider Psychology defeated when Croley quits her job. elan_einlhander (19:57:40): Well you know you definitely have my support vencabot_teppoo (19:58:25): I just need to get better at telling people what the secret of life is in WORDS. It'll get easier with experience. It'll get easier with the more insane things I do at school. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:42): And then I'm going to e-mail Croley or something and try and convince her why there is no future in the field of Psychology. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:54): I'm going to try and convince her that I have the power to destroy Psychology as the world knows it. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:22): My goal is to do that before I graduate. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:33): Hopefully I won't be expelled by then, lol. elan_einlhander (19:59:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:14): Because I don't give a crap anymore. I'm going to take over that school, and it'll probably mean getting into more 'trouble' than the average nerd. I just hope that it doesn't get my nutty self expelled. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:55): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:04:57): :| vencabot_teppoo (20:04:58): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:05:00): :| vencabot_teppoo (20:05:01): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:05:02): :| vencabot_teppoo (20:05:17): |O vencabot_teppoo (20:05:20): :| vencabot_teppoo (20:05:29): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:05:31): :| vencabot_teppoo (20:05:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:05:36): OKAY elan_einlhander (20:05:37): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:05:45): ~trying to figure out a way to make it blink~ vencabot_teppoo (20:12:43): There just aren't enough hours in a day. elan_einlhander (20:12:49): Nope elan_einlhander (20:12:53): We'll have to fix that vencabot_teppoo (20:13:40): As I proved today, even on days that aren't school-days, there just isn't enough time. elan_einlhander (20:14:04): Dude elan_einlhander (20:14:08): I got so scared today vencabot_teppoo (20:14:10): ? elan_einlhander (20:14:26): I saw this girl who worked up at Meijer while I was baggin' right.... elan_einlhander (20:14:33): And I glance at her name tag elan_einlhander (20:14:39): "VIctoria D" elan_einlhander (20:14:43): *heart stops* vencabot_teppoo (20:14:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:14:59): Dude, seriously vencabot_teppoo (20:15:10): I know how it is. elan_einlhander (20:15:44): Victoria Davies elan_einlhander (20:15:46): Victoria D elan_einlhander (20:15:54): I think my heart attack was justified vencabot_teppoo (20:16:25): Not really, lol. elan_einlhander (20:16:44): :O elan_einlhander (20:16:48): *whap* elan_einlhander (20:16:50): Yes it was. vencabot_teppoo (20:16:54): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:16:57): Stop doing that. elan_einlhander (20:17:03): No -_- elan_einlhander (20:20:03): Quote Duck Dodgers: elan_einlhander (20:20:13): *WOW, that's a Pluto Nash sized bomb!" vencabot_teppoo (20:20:32): I dunno how that show gets the go-ahead on so many copyrights. elan_einlhander (20:20:44): Neither do I yo. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:46): ~realizes that he doesn't have any of the symptoms of sleep deprivation save for "tiredness"~ elan_einlhander (20:20:53): Another god quote elan_einlhander (20:20:55): good* vencabot_teppoo (20:21:03): "Let there be light." vencabot_teppoo (20:21:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:21:10): ~another god quote~ elan_einlhander (20:21:15): "I wonder what would happen if I filled it with feral cats" vencabot_teppoo (20:21:26): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:21:33): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:21:47): "Everything you wanted to know about sleep disorders but were too tired to ask." elan_einlhander (20:22:07): Heeh elan_einlhander (20:22:10): Hehe* vencabot_teppoo (20:27:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:26): If you wake up feeling tired, you technically have insomnia. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:35): ~is an insomniac now~ vencabot_teppoo (20:27:52): ~doesn't know anyone personally who isn't an insomniac, now~ elan_einlhander (20:28:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:30:57): Well, there's something I've never heard before. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:08): Don?ft lie in bed awake: If you can?ft get to sleep, don?ft just lie in bed. Do something else, like reading, watching television, or listening to music, until you feel tired. The anxiety of being unable to fall asleep can actually contribute to insomnia. elan_einlhander (20:31:23): Pfft vencabot_teppoo (20:32:10): But what if you NEVER get tired? Lol. That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I've TRIED that, but then I get to sleep at like 6 AM and that throws of my sleep even more than an 'anxiety,' lol. elan_einlhander (20:32:22): Yes I have to elan_einlhander (20:32:23): too* elan_einlhander (20:32:26): It doesn't work vencabot_teppoo (20:32:34): Watching TV = keeps me awake. elan_einlhander (20:32:34): It just makes you stay up doing something else elan_einlhander (20:33:03): Omg elan_einlhander (20:33:13): AOL is responsible for the half-time show vencabot_teppoo (20:33:19): Krazy. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:05): Maybe I should focus on doing LESS each night, to help me get a better sleep. I mean, I have a LOT of things to do, but they're all things that I've given MYSELF to do. Not ASSIGNMENTS. elan_einlhander (20:35:19): *yawns* elan_einlhander (20:35:20): Or elan_einlhander (20:35:26): You could let Doug run your life elan_einlhander (20:35:28): *nod self* vencabot_teppoo (20:36:08): Because supposedly I should eat breakfast to be healthy, and I'm TRYING to be healthy... but I don't have time for breakfast in the morning, because I'm so busy... sleeping, lol. If I took a shower at night and got up at six, I'd have time for breakfast... vencabot_teppoo (20:36:17): But I don't want to go to bed at, like, 9... vencabot_teppoo (20:38:13): I would have an amazing amount of extra time per day if I could just come straight home after school. elan_einlhander (20:38:32): But you do don't you? vencabot_teppoo (20:39:00): No... never. My mom takes me and John out to eat, and that takes SO long that I usually get home around 5 or 5:30. elan_einlhander (20:39:09): Ah, I never knew vencabot_teppoo (20:39:33): And when I propose that we skip it, I'm accused of hating my family, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:19): It's funny how people always preach that TV and video games are evil but have nothing to back-up their claims. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:44): My mom was like, "You've stopped watching TV and playing video games?! THAT'S GREAT!" vencabot_teppoo (20:40:51): And then I was like, "Yeah, and I don't read anymore either." vencabot_teppoo (20:40:54): And she was like, "..." vencabot_teppoo (20:40:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:20): Nor do I want to eat for three hours a day in a single meal. elan_einlhander (20:41:27): Heavens no vencabot_teppoo (20:42:27): Not because I hate my family, but because I HAVE THINGS TO DO. Maybe I should start walking home again. That would constitute as the walking part of my work-out, and I'd STILL get home earlier than mom and John. vencabot_teppoo (20:42:40): I mean, the weather isn't... SO... bad. ~_~ elan_einlhander (20:42:48): O_o vencabot_teppoo (20:42:58): Tonight was crazy warm. vencabot_teppoo (20:43:13): I went to the car to go to the viewing without a coat on, and I was like, "Dang, this is nice." Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:43:28): I can only hope that tomorrow is as warm... but I somehow greatly doubt it. vencabot_teppoo (20:43:31): ~hates Winter~ vencabot_teppoo (20:47:13): Apparently, a tip for getting a better sleep is to stay out of your bedroom during the day. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:21): Um... My house just isn't big enough for that. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:47:26): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:47:41): I can't go anywhere BUT my room during the day. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:50): My room is ALL I HAVE. vencabot_teppoo (20:47:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:48:32): ~Doug needs to keep his horse healthier~ vencabot_teppoo (20:48:50): ~Doug and his sick horse~ vencabot_teppoo (20:48:52): ~shameful~ vencabot_teppoo (20:50:03): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (20:50:12): "If your urine isn't clear, you are drinking too little water." vencabot_teppoo (20:50:18): UM vencabot_teppoo (20:50:21): MY URINE IS YELLOW? vencabot_teppoo (20:50:23): IS THAT BAD? elan_einlhander (20:50:38): .... vencabot_teppoo (20:52:29): "To avoid morning eye or facial puffiness, sleep on your back so fluid doesn't collect in your eyes." vencabot_teppoo (20:52:33): (Health-nuts are funny) vencabot_teppoo (20:53:43): "Spousal stress? Stop and think about what you like about your spouse." vencabot_teppoo (20:53:48): (Too little, too late) vencabot_teppoo (20:53:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:55:03): ~can't wait to talk to Sharon tomorrow~ vencabot_teppoo (20:55:39): I'm gonna go to bed now, since I don't have anything else to do and I'm tired... trying to listen to my body... and maybe then I can get up early enough to... (dun dun duuuun)... have some breakfast. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:33): DUDE. When I can drive, I should pick you up every morning and we should GO OUT for breakfast. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:45): That would be so 1337. Nearing HOMOSEXUAL, but 1337 none-the-less. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:55): ~is secure in his sexuality~ Lol. elan_einlhander (20:58:00): Leet AND hetrosexual vencabot_teppoo (20:58:37): But I swear, you can't get a good breakfast anywhere nowadays. vencabot_teppoo (20:58:49): Everything is greasy and nasty, lol. elan_einlhander (20:58:54): Yeah -_- vencabot_teppoo (20:59:20): Maybe we could just go to the grocery store every morning, lol. ~wants to drive SO bad~ vencabot_teppoo (20:59:44): Anyways, I'm gonna go get hygenic. Peace. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:13): Well, g'night. *poit* elan_einlhander (21:48:18): Se yah 2-2-04 vencabot_teppoo (17:28:47): Crap... I missed Sharon. vencabot_teppoo (17:38:39): ~twitch~ vencabot_teppoo (17:40:51): Argh!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:04:04): I'm gonna take a nap, man... Peace. vencabot_teppoo (20:06:45): We are the champions, my friend. vencabot_teppoo (20:06:46): We are in the champions, in the end! vencabot_teppoo (20:06:52): We are the chamions... elan_einlhander (20:06:53): Way to waste three hours. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:05): WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! Waste? How is that a waste? I was tired! ~_~ elan_einlhander (20:07:16): A horrible waste of time. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:12): I have unravelled the mystery of my weight-lifting bar. elan_einlhander (20:46:25): You're what bnow? elan_einlhander (20:46:27): now* vencabot_teppoo (20:46:55): Oh, my max? I dunno, lol. But I did figure out how to freakin' USE my bar, so I'll find my max tonight or tomorrow elan_einlhander (20:47:16): WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? elan_einlhander (21:09:13): Explaining to Luke why Nextel can suck me vencabot_teppoo (21:09:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:10:06): As well as 2-way vencabot_teppoo (21:33:51): My max for today is 100. elan_einlhander (21:34:06): Max on free weights? vencabot_teppoo (21:34:20): ~doesn't know what that means~ elan_einlhander (21:34:36): Free weights, the benches vencabot_teppoo (21:35:49): Yeah. I just got on my bench. The bar weighs forty five.... I put 27.5 on each side. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:55): And couldn't do any more. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:31): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:36:35): South Park. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:18): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:34:00): G'night, man. elan_einlhander (22:34:10): Farewell 2-3-04 vencabot_teppoo (21:25:38): Oh... That felt good. @_@ elan_einlhander (21:25:42): Ewww vencabot_teppoo (21:25:48): ~pulls pants back up and puts away lotion~ Working out was good, too. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:51): Man, Doug pre-empted me. elan_einlhander (21:25:58): I sure did vencabot_teppoo (21:26:05): Me and Doug are on the same, sick wavelength. elan_einlhander (21:26:14): Mmhm elan_einlhander (21:26:30): Lol, you shoulda been here vencabot_teppoo (21:26:40): Where have you been? elan_einlhander (21:26:43): Work elan_einlhander (21:26:44): Der vencabot_teppoo (21:26:58): Too tired to go to school again? elan_einlhander (21:27:05): No not tired vencabot_teppoo (21:27:11): Sick? elan_einlhander (21:27:19): ~shakes head~ vencabot_teppoo (21:27:25): ...Uh... vencabot_teppoo (21:27:28): Just felt like jerking off? vencabot_teppoo (21:27:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:34): Yup, all day long vencabot_teppoo (21:27:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:28:06): Even sprained my wrist vencabot_teppoo (21:28:26): Doug had to amputate his arm because the blood-vessels burst. elan_einlhander (21:28:38): Yep elan_einlhander (21:28:44): And then switch hands vencabot_teppoo (21:28:52): Lol. Anyway, why should I have been there? elan_einlhander (21:29:01): Oh elan_einlhander (21:29:17): My mom was given the revalation that I DON'T think it's cool to be gay vencabot_teppoo (21:29:29): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:29:37): Dunno how she got the idea I would vencabot_teppoo (21:29:51): Explain. elan_einlhander (21:30:03): Explain what? vencabot_teppoo (21:31:08): How did you give her the revelation that you don't think its cool to be gay? elan_einlhander (21:31:20): When I said... elan_einlhander (21:31:31): "I don't think it's cool at all to be gay, so no" vencabot_teppoo (21:31:51): Well what'd SHE say to make you respond like that? elan_einlhander (21:31:56): Oh elan_einlhander (21:32:37): Something on T'V talking about how unnatural homosexuality is, and she goes I'm glad I have a family who supports life choices elan_einlhander (21:32:41): And then I scoffed vencabot_teppoo (21:32:45): Rofl. elan_einlhander (21:32:49): And got everyone's attention apparently vencabot_teppoo (21:33:14): That's insane. You'll need to tell me about it tomorrow, because I am tired like a shizzle, and that sounds insane. You WILL be in school tomorrow, right? *glar* vencabot_teppoo (21:33:19): *that's right... glar* elan_einlhander (21:33:48): Yup, tomorrow's my b-day :P vencabot_teppoo (21:34:04): Lol. Awesome. I'll be like, "Happy birth-day, Doug." *stab* vencabot_teppoo (21:34:11): *Seventeen times* vencabot_teppoo (21:34:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:34:13): *bleeds* elan_einlhander (21:34:16): T-thanks? vencabot_teppoo (21:34:21): Mexican candles. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:31): Anyway, peace man, and GET SOME REST OR I KILL YOU. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:35): ~threatens with knife~ elan_einlhander (21:34:37): Okie vencabot_teppoo (21:34:45): Doug doesn't wanna get stabbed AGAIN, lol. elan_einlhander (21:35:00): Sure don't vencabot_teppoo (21:35:08): ~slinks off to bed and slides under the covers~ Oh yeah... that's the stuff. *pass out* 2-4-04 elan_einlhander (17:49:41): D-dude..... vencabot_teppoo (17:50:00): pizza hands elan_einlhander (17:50:08): You recieve the broom of Baba Yaga, sent in the mail by Seraphin on elan_einlhander (17:50:12): *twitch* vencabot_teppoo (17:50:20): awesoime elan_einlhander (17:50:27): No, beyond awesome elan_einlhander (17:50:41): Beyond pizza awesome even elan_einlhander (17:53:59): *circling the world on my new broom* elan_einlhander (17:55:08): Is evenescent a word? elan_einlhander (17:55:12): Or something like that vencabot_teppoo (17:55:43): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:55:50): ? vencabot_teppoo (17:55:59): Good times. elan_einlhander (17:56:04): Uh, yeah elan_einlhander (17:56:05): how so? vencabot_teppoo (17:56:15): I don't think it's a word./ elan_einlhander (17:56:22): Uh, okay vencabot_teppoo (18:01:59): ~in love with 18~ elan_einlhander (18:02:07): Der elan_einlhander (18:03:44): That made.... elan_einlhander (18:03:46): NO sense vencabot_teppoo (18:03:56): THAT'S WHAT JOHN JUST SAID. vencabot_teppoo (18:03:57): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:04:11): *bows* elan_einlhander (18:04:39): Now... elan_einlhander (18:05:02): WHY did Supreme Kai think it'd be a good idea to CHUCK the universe's hardest known metal at that sword? vencabot_teppoo (18:08:54): When did Krillan fight Buu? Lol. elan_einlhander (18:09:01): In Other World elan_einlhander (18:09:07): when he roams the universe vencabot_teppoo (18:09:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:12:00): I love that commercial, and don't know why. elan_einlhander (18:18:46): Man, what should I call my broom? vencabot_teppoo (18:19:57): Einlhanders Wigged Staff of Cleanliness. elan_einlhander (18:20:10): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:20:12): Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:20:21): Einlhander's Third Leg elan_einlhander (18:20:22): :O vencabot_teppoo (18:20:25): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:20:29): ~loves that face~ vencabot_teppoo (18:20:34): It makes anything funny. elan_einlhander (18:20:36): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (18:20:38): Insanely funny. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:18): Supreme Kai doing the Harlem Shake. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:20): :O elan_einlhander (18:21:27): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:21:29): :O elan_einlhander (18:21:30): :o vencabot_teppoo (18:21:32): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:21:53): OoO vencabot_teppoo (18:24:26): GOTENKS!!! elan_einlhander (18:24:32): Yep vencabot_teppoo (18:54:25): MY ANGER vencabot_teppoo (18:54:26): PAIN vencabot_teppoo (18:54:29): AND ALL vencabot_teppoo (18:54:30): OF vencabot_teppoo (18:54:30): MY vencabot_teppoo (18:54:32): SORROW!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:36): SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:54:42): ... vencabot_teppoo (18:54:48): (Shining fingaa) vencabot_teppoo (18:54:58): (gaatsuinaita) elan_einlhander (18:55:01): .... elan_einlhander (18:55:02): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (18:55:04): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:17): I'm hittin' el sacko... Peaec. vencabot_teppoo (22:41:18): ...Peace. 2-5-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:12:57): Have you ever heard the song "Hey Ya!" by Outkast? elan_einlhander (16:13:13): Nope vencabot_teppoo (16:13:39): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:22:53): Mother f@#$er vencabot_teppoo (16:22:58): ? elan_einlhander (16:25:09): My mom isn't driving me to work this weekend, she's having some Cata thing pick me up because she won't drive, and it means I have to leave forty five GOD DAMN minutes early, and leave work fifteen GOD DAMN minutes late. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:24): Crazy. elan_einlhander (16:25:38): No that's bull shit elan_einlhander (16:25:48): i'm tired of her neglecting me. vencabot_teppoo (16:26:17): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (16:27:57): What Doug needs now... vencabot_teppoo (16:28:01): Is Love, sweet Love vencabot_teppoo (16:28:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:28:07): I do. vencabot_teppoo (16:28:08): Doug = the world. elan_einlhander (16:31:53): Have you noticed.... elan_einlhander (16:32:09): That ALL the "cute guys" in Totally Spies all look the same? vencabot_teppoo (16:32:15): Lol. Indeed. elan_einlhander (16:34:31): *Taalen I am a barbarian and i will hunt u down and kill you is here. elan_einlhander (16:34:33): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (16:34:40): lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:15:46): YOU'RE ON THE EVERETT STUDENT DIRECTORY? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:15): Lol. It says that your E-mail address is Allend@lsd.k12.mi.us vencabot_teppoo (19:11:02): Doug... Please tell me that you have the problems written down for Physics. elan_einlhander (19:11:06): I do elan_einlhander (19:11:10): I'll get it in a sec vencabot_teppoo (19:11:24): Thank you, lol. Like an idiot I brought my book home, but none of my notebooks. elan_einlhander (20:36:40): Oh oops elan_einlhander (20:36:41): Lol elan_einlhander (20:36:44): I forgot all about you vencabot_teppoo (20:36:53): *sniffle* elan_einlhander (20:37:05): I got it elan_einlhander (20:38:26): Pg. 205, #38, 42- 44, 46, 56, 61 vencabot_teppoo (20:38:50): Thanks, man. elan_einlhander (20:39:00): Surely, sorry I forgot like that, my aunt came over vencabot_teppoo (20:39:05): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:40:49): The blessed angel wings of Einlhander? elan_einlhander (20:40:56): Or just elan_einlhander (20:41:02): The angel wings of Einlhander? elan_einlhander (20:41:07): Or niehter? elan_einlhander (20:41:09): neither* vencabot_teppoo (20:42:08): How about... The Blessed Wings of Einlhander? elan_einlhander (20:42:18): Hmmm elan_einlhander (20:42:30): I was thinking that, since blessed angel seems like too many words vencabot_teppoo (20:42:34): ~nods elan_einlhander (20:43:13): Think all the words should be capitalized except "of"? vencabot_teppoo (20:43:33): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (20:43:37): The Blessed Wings of Einlhander elan_einlhander (20:43:45): Oka then, now we need colour elan_einlhander (20:43:52): A mix of white, gray, and black prolly elan_einlhander (20:44:27): White to black, or black to white? elan_einlhander (20:44:42): I want it like going in, changing color from darker to lighter or lighter to darker vencabot_teppoo (20:45:01): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (20:45:56): Huh elan_einlhander (20:45:58): I got a nice one elan_einlhander (20:46:36): But I don't like how the "The" is white elan_einlhander (20:46:43): Log on for a quick sec vencabot_teppoo (21:45:12): Ok. I am seriously too tired for homework. I'll wake up early tomorrow and do it... Peace, man. elan_einlhander (21:45:16): See yah vencabot_teppoo (21:46:10): Or CAN I finish it tonight? ~looks at the problems again and sees that there aren't many, and REALLY doesn't want to wake up early tomorrow...~ vencabot_teppoo (21:46:46): Have you started the homework yet? elan_einlhander (21:47:24): Uh, nope elan_einlhander (21:57:17): Vic isn't saying anything in relation to my lettter :( vencabot_teppoo (21:57:26): That sucks. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:57:31): Yeah elan_einlhander (21:57:38): Maybe she hasn't got her mail elan_einlhander (21:57:41): Or elan_einlhander (21:57:47): Maybe *stops talking* vencabot_teppoo (21:57:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:12:48): ~sending E-mails, and then going to bed...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:13:34): You got ONE vencabot_teppoo (22:13:36): You got more fun. elan_einlhander (22:13:50): Ooo vencabot_teppoo (22:16:55): You got ~sleep~ vencabot_teppoo (22:17:21): If I would have wrote that... vencabot_teppoo (22:17:24): I would have wrote it, vencabot_teppoo (22:17:33): "He's the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste!" vencabot_teppoo (22:17:39): "He knows how to take a breakfast..." vencabot_teppoo (22:17:43): "And make it IN YO FACE." vencabot_teppoo (22:17:49): ~sleep~ 2-6-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:38:20): Hey ya. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:21): (heehee) elan_einlhander (16:38:27): *rolls eyes* elan_einlhander (16:38:28): Hey vencabot_teppoo (16:38:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:39:13): Marshmellows pwn crunch berries. elan_einlhander (16:39:21): Hmmm elan_einlhander (16:39:28): Nope, I love crunch berries vencabot_teppoo (16:39:47): I've got two crunch berries right here for ya. vencabot_teppoo (16:39:50): *yoink-yoink* elan_einlhander (16:39:54): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (16:58:05): I've decided that I'm tired of the Barbershop movies being marketed to only African Americans. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:23): Now, it's time for something that white people, black people, and Japanese people can all enjoy. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:36): After Barbershop and Barbershop 2... vencabot_teppoo (16:58:41): I think it's time for BARBERSHOP Z!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:58:53): *Goku with pleasantly groomed hair* elan_einlhander (16:59:00): O.o vencabot_teppoo (17:01:10): "BARBER BARBER" vencabot_teppoo (17:01:13): "ROCK THE BARBER" vencabot_teppoo (17:01:20): "BARBER SHOP" vencabot_teppoo (17:01:22): "Z" vencabot_teppoo (17:01:36): (HUHHHH!) vencabot_teppoo (17:05:23): "DOOBLE SL-HASH!" vencabot_teppoo (17:05:29): -Dart, Legend of Dragoon elan_einlhander (17:05:45): O.o vencabot_teppoo (17:05:59): :O vencabot_teppoo (17:06:01): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:07:28): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:07:37): John just making the characters say stuff, as usual. vencabot_teppoo (17:07:44): Putting words in their mouths... So hilarious. vencabot_teppoo (17:07:55): "...Are you... are you really... dart?" vencabot_teppoo (17:08:02): "Dart? Who names their kid Dart?" vencabot_teppoo (17:08:06): "So you're not... Dart?" vencabot_teppoo (17:08:09): "No, I'm Dart." vencabot_teppoo (17:08:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:06): "Ugh! If only I had got here sooner!" vencabot_teppoo (17:09:21): "Yeah, and THEN you could have taken on the whole army, dipshit. Maybe if you had come sooner with an ARMY." vencabot_teppoo (17:09:29): "Yeah, I'm pretty retarded." vencabot_teppoo (17:09:32): "Yeah, you are, DART." elan_einlhander (17:09:33): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:09:34): "SHUT UP!!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:13:51): Villager: "I think Shana was their primary purpose..." vencabot_teppoo (17:14:00): Dart: "I think Shana is MY primary purpose." vencabot_teppoo (17:14:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:16): Villager: "Are you going to rescue Shana?" vencabot_teppoo (17:17:33): Dart: "Oh, I dunno... First I was thinking about just hangin' out... Ya know, eatin' some chips..." vencabot_teppoo (17:17:43): Villager: "Are you... JOKING?! The village is DESTROYED!" vencabot_teppoo (17:17:49): Dart: "...The chips?" vencabot_teppoo (17:17:57): Villager: "Yes... They... destroyed the chips..." vencabot_teppoo (17:18:04): Dart: "THERE'S NO CHIPS?!" vencabot_teppoo (17:18:17): Villager: "Get ahold of yourself, Dart! Think about Shana!" vencabot_teppoo (17:18:25): Dart: "What about her? Did she have chips?" vencabot_teppoo (17:18:31): Villager: "...Yeah, she had chips." vencabot_teppoo (17:18:40): Dart: "Ok, peace; I'm goin' to find Shana." elan_einlhander (17:18:51): *claps* vencabot_teppoo (17:19:11): John just coming up with this stuff off of the top of his head. elan_einlhander (17:19:30): His true calling vencabot_teppoo (17:19:34): Tasman: "Have you found anyone else from the village, yet?" vencabot_teppoo (17:19:53): Dart: "Yeah, some old gave me some information and then died." vencabot_teppoo (17:20:01): Tasman: "DIED? What was his name?" vencabot_teppoo (17:20:12): Dart: "I don't know, he just called himself 'Villager.'" vencabot_teppoo (17:20:27): Tasman: "Oh no! Not old man Villager! He was the flavor of the town!" vencabot_teppoo (17:20:44): Dart: "Well, I'm going to mount Helena." vencabot_teppoo (17:20:49): Tasman: "Why Helena?" vencabot_teppoo (17:21:15): Dart: "Because I was talkin' with that old dude and he told me to go to Hell, but I think he meant Helena. I mean, he died, like, right after that." vencabot_teppoo (17:21:18): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:55): Dart: "Who's idea was it to make the prison look like a Tiki-man smoking crack?" vencabot_teppoo (17:22:01): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:23:07): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:13): "This is a message from Emperor Doel." vencabot_teppoo (17:23:19): "Oh, you mean Bob?" vencabot_teppoo (17:23:32): "What?" vencabot_teppoo (17:23:37): "You know... Emperor Bob Doel." vencabot_teppoo (17:24:28): Hunter: "Oh man, I lost the squirrel." vencabot_teppoo (17:24:46): Dart: "You lost the squirrel? How can you lose a squirrel in a forest? They're all over the place." vencabot_teppoo (17:25:01): Dart: "I haven't lost the squirrel and I'm not even looking for the squirrel." vencabot_teppoo (17:25:22): Dart: "There are plenty of squirrels aboot." vencabot_teppoo (17:26:55): Dart: "Look at that crazy bird. That's my dinner!" vencabot_teppoo (17:26:56): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:27:02): You should hear this guy. vencabot_teppoo (17:27:22): Dart: "Well, I would have eaten him, but I don't likee da cock." vencabot_teppoo (17:27:29): Dart: "Not a big fan of the cock." elan_einlhander (17:28:55): Quote Vegeta elan_einlhander (17:29:01): "Why won't you die?!?!?!" elan_einlhander (17:29:16): The Return of Cooler is on. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:57): Dart: "Hey, there's that squirrel! I bet it's the same one that what's-his-butt was looking for." vencabot_teppoo (17:30:20): Dart: "*baby voice* c'moooon squirrely-squirrel... Come on down from there. Come to uncle Dart." vencabot_teppoo (17:30:27): Dart: "Man... I wish I could jump." vencabot_teppoo (17:30:46): Dart: "That squirrel would be mine if I could jump. I would have total pwnage over that squirrel if I could jump." vencabot_teppoo (17:31:18): Dart: "VOLCANO!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:31:37): Dart: "I love it how their blood doesn't make it anywhere away from their bodies. It just poofs, like blood vapor..." vencabot_teppoo (17:31:43): Dart: "Well... It IS a volcano." elan_einlhander (17:31:52): Dude shut up with the quotes and turn on DBZ elan_einlhander (17:31:59): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (17:32:20): Did it just start? elan_einlhander (17:32:26): Yep elan_einlhander (17:32:32): Opening theme is playing vencabot_teppoo (17:32:46): Ok vencabot_teppoo (17:35:27): Gohan: "What's New Namek like?" vencabot_teppoo (17:35:40): Goku: "Oh, a lot like old Namek, except less flames and less exploding." vencabot_teppoo (17:36:32): Goku: "Don't fart during re-entry." elan_einlhander (17:36:44): Okay, enough elan_einlhander (17:36:46): *whap* elan_einlhander (17:38:10): Why did Oolong come? vencabot_teppoo (17:38:43): OoooOOOooh. vencabot_teppoo (17:38:50): Shiny. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:10): "I thought Mewtwo went up into space after that one movie to make peacee and shit." vencabot_teppoo (17:39:17): "But he's takin' over planets and stuff." vencabot_teppoo (17:45:46): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:47:33): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:50:21): Pfft elan_einlhander (17:50:24): Krillin vencabot_teppoo (18:04:31): Vegeta pwns Goku. elan_einlhander (18:05:43): Vegeta's awesome at this point in the series vencabot_teppoo (18:05:58): Vegeta = awesome in every part of the series. elan_einlhander (18:06:06): Except elan_einlhander (18:06:11): When he wears the pink t-shirt vencabot_teppoo (18:06:12): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:09:53): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:09:55): Aw mayne elan_einlhander (18:14:11): Quote Thomas speaking to Snyder, whom I just defeated in the arena : elan_einlhander (18:14:30): "My friend, your ass has been pwnd by Elan, take that shit back to Lasler" vencabot_teppoo (18:14:35): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:14:48): Apparently, he flames the people I lose to elan_einlhander (18:15:07): er elan_einlhander (18:15:13): Win against vencabot_teppoo (18:23:49): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:25:06): Whats with the big special credits? Lol. It was only two DBZ episodes in one. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:15): Actually, that was a TERRIBLE way to word it. vencabot_teppoo (18:25:19): Let me rephrase: vencabot_teppoo (18:25:28): It was only thirty DBZ episodes in one hour. elan_einlhander (18:25:57): Yup elan_einlhander (18:26:00): Which is good vencabot_teppoo (18:26:18): WE KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS NOW!!!! elan_einlhander (18:26:27): Huh vencabot_teppoo (18:26:30): "Owari." elan_einlhander (18:26:30): ? elan_einlhander (18:26:38): Oh vencabot_teppoo (18:26:45): They showed it at the end of the episode, where "Fin" would go in a movie. elan_einlhander (18:30:02): God I hate these gay kid movies, about kids rebelling and getting all undercover and retarded vencabot_teppoo (18:31:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:33:13): What's with Vegeta? elan_einlhander (18:33:29): Posessed by baby vencabot_teppoo (18:33:40): Why does he looked all jacked up and Gohan and Goten don't? elan_einlhander (18:33:51): Because Baby is in him elan_einlhander (18:33:55): Baby isn't in those two vencabot_teppoo (18:34:14): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:35:09): Get hype Buu elan_einlhander (18:35:41): O_O vencabot_teppoo (18:35:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:35:49): Buu = treacherous. elan_einlhander (18:36:59): Vegeta's even sweeter when he's evil and possessed vencabot_teppoo (18:37:03): MEGAMAN CHARGE UP SOUND? elan_einlhander (18:37:08): yep vencabot_teppoo (18:37:22): ROFL!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:37:38): John: "They're gonna have to call those, like, "Dragon Ball Z Falls"..." elan_einlhander (18:37:47): WHAT THE elan_einlhander (18:37:50): SHE CAN FLY??? vencabot_teppoo (18:37:55): ... elan_einlhander (18:37:57): BRA CAN FLY???? elan_einlhander (18:38:41): Oh elan_einlhander (18:38:43): Bolo elan_einlhander (18:38:44): Lol elan_einlhander (18:38:50): I thought it was bra for some reason elan_einlhander (18:40:08): O_O elan_einlhander (18:40:25): :O elan_einlhander (18:40:28): YEAH vencabot_teppoo (18:40:29): NO EYEBROWS!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:40:31): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elan_einlhander (18:40:32): GET 'IM GOKU vencabot_teppoo (18:40:55): Hypothetically. vencabot_teppoo (18:41:04): Bolo and Pan should both be able to go Super Saiyan. elan_einlhander (18:41:12): Yeah they should elan_einlhander (18:41:20): It would just be harder vencabot_teppoo (18:41:38): Why? Lol. elan_einlhander (18:41:40): AWWWWWWWWWW vencabot_teppoo (18:41:56): Poor baby. elan_einlhander (18:41:59): It would be harder since they'd have less of the saiyan push in them vencabot_teppoo (18:42:15): Bolo is as much Saiyan as Gohan and Trunks are. vencabot_teppoo (18:42:28): But not Pan, I guess. elan_einlhander (18:42:37): I mean harder than like Vegeta and Goku elan_einlhander (18:42:44): Saiyans have natural fighting power elan_einlhander (18:46:08): Um, ow vencabot_teppoo (18:46:13): OH MY GOSH! vencabot_teppoo (18:46:21): HE IS BUFF FOR A TEN YEAR OLD! elan_einlhander (18:46:28): Yup elan_einlhander (18:48:29): THE HELL? elan_einlhander (18:49:10): Holy bejeezus elan_einlhander (18:49:39): INSTANT TRANSMISSION TO THE LOOKOUT YOU TWIT elan_einlhander (18:50:39): Poor Goku vencabot_teppoo (18:50:43): So little. elan_einlhander (18:50:46): So wittle vencabot_teppoo (18:51:17): Opposite of a Spirit Bomb. elan_einlhander (18:51:32): Anti-spirit bomb I guess vencabot_teppoo (18:52:03): OH MY GOSH elan_einlhander (18:52:03): Man he kwazy vencabot_teppoo (18:52:07): BIG vencabot_teppoo (18:52:08): BLACK elan_einlhander (18:52:09): Run wittle man run vencabot_teppoo (18:52:10): SPIRIT BOMB vencabot_teppoo (18:52:34): REVENGE vencabot_teppoo (18:52:35): DEATH elan_einlhander (18:52:36): :O vencabot_teppoo (18:52:36): BOMB elan_einlhander (18:52:49): TELEPORT YOU NIMROD elan_einlhander (18:52:57): LIKE NOW elan_einlhander (18:53:00): PLEASE?!?!! elan_einlhander (18:53:08): THE= elan_einlhander (18:53:18): GO HELP HIM! elan_einlhander (18:54:05): man he don't even look like Vegeta anymore elan_einlhander (18:55:21): Wait, what? vencabot_teppoo (18:55:40): Bulla. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:53): Dragon: "Lemme guess... You want me to bring all of the people back to life again?" vencabot_teppoo (18:57:03): Trunks: "Yyyyup." vencabot_teppoo (18:57:24): Dragon: "You know, I was really against doing this two times in a row, and I've done it, like, five times now." vencabot_teppoo (18:57:29): Trunks: "And?" vencabot_teppoo (18:57:55): Dragon: "Well, you're really lucky that I'm the Earth Dragon, and that I don't get a lot of business if there aren't any... Earth-people around." elan_einlhander (18:58:09): Lol elan_einlhander (19:01:57): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:01:58): Aw elan_einlhander (19:09:08): DUDE YOU GOTTA WATCH TIS elan_einlhander (19:09:11): THIS* elan_einlhander (19:11:42): MELON HEAD IS AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (20:34:13): SSJ Chibi David: elan_einlhander (20:34:24): Um, no vencabot_teppoo (20:34:32): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/ssjme.JPG elan_einlhander (20:34:58): ... elan_einlhander (20:35:04): *punches you in the nose* elan_einlhander (20:59:17): Man I'm horny elan_einlhander (20:59:18): Er elan_einlhander (20:59:21): Hungry* elan_einlhander (22:31:08): HEY MOGAR vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): Back like a shmizzle. elan_einlhander (22:35:31): Um elan_einlhander (22:35:33): You were gone? vencabot_teppoo (22:35:39): Was working out. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:44): Why I wasn't replying. elan_einlhander (22:35:50): Right vencabot_teppoo (22:44:21): ~has crushes on Asian girls~ elan_einlhander (22:44:30): ~all of us do~ vencabot_teppoo (22:44:34): 80% of them. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:36): It's terrible. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:45:43): Necronomicons sell for over 500k now apparently vencabot_teppoo (22:45:50): Crazy. elan_einlhander (22:45:54): Forizzle vencabot_teppoo (22:46:24): ~addicted to the song "Hey Ya"... wanting to hear it, but can't find it anywhere now that he wants to~ elan_einlhander (22:46:43): Lol elan_einlhander (22:46:46): Poor buddy vencabot_teppoo (22:47:03): I even changed it to BET, hoping that they would be playing videos, but they weren't. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:47:11): NOT PLAYING VIDEOS ON BET. Ludacrous. elan_einlhander (22:47:15): WOah elan_einlhander (22:47:17): Seriously? vencabot_teppoo (22:47:19): (not Ludakris) vencabot_teppoo (22:47:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:47:21): Blasphemy vencabot_teppoo (22:47:36): (Not Blassflemmy) elan_einlhander (22:47:40): ... elan_einlhander (22:47:42): What? elan_einlhander (22:47:43): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (22:47:45): Never mind, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:51): CITY humor. elan_einlhander (22:47:56): Apparently vencabot_teppoo (22:47:56): URBAN humor. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:49:08): Watching Comedy Central? vencabot_teppoo (22:49:21): John playing FINAL FANTASY X-2. elan_einlhander (22:49:25): Ah vencabot_teppoo (22:49:29): What's on? elan_einlhander (22:49:35): Just stand up vencabot_teppoo (22:49:53): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (22:50:47): An impersinator elan_einlhander (22:50:52): A pretty good one too vencabot_teppoo (22:50:56): Ah, lol. elan_einlhander (22:50:59): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:17:24): ~can't believe that hes listening to the radio, waiting for Hey Ya to come on~ vencabot_teppoo (23:17:30): ~but Linkin Park is on, so it's coo'~ vencabot_teppoo (23:17:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:10): Go R. Kelly. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:14): Way to pee on little girls. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:19): Man, I'm glad this song wasn't around when I broke up with Ericka, lol. elan_einlhander (23:25:32): ? vencabot_teppoo (23:26:06): I used to listen to music a lot, when I broke up with her... Was breaking up with her. It got me really depressed, and I listened anyway... and this is a pretty depressing song, lol. elan_einlhander (23:26:23): Right 2-7-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:30): GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! vencabot_teppoo (0:01:40): ~feels better~ vencabot_teppoo (0:01:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:02:01): *knees in the stomach* elan_einlhander (0:02:03): None of that vencabot_teppoo (0:02:11): O.O vencabot_teppoo (0:02:13): o.o vencabot_teppoo (0:02:15): x_x elan_einlhander (0:16:45): >_O elan_einlhander (0:16:47): O_< elan_einlhander (0:16:49): >_< elan_einlhander (0:16:51): X_X elan_einlhander (0:16:52): -_- vencabot_teppoo (0:24:21): ~eating his first taco in years~ elan_einlhander (0:24:28): Oh man elan_einlhander (0:24:31): *wants one so bad* vencabot_teppoo (0:26:01): ~hasn't eaten a taco since he ate his first buritto...~ vencabot_teppoo (0:26:06): ~and found out that they were better~ vencabot_teppoo (0:26:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:26:09): Woah vencabot_teppoo (0:32:11): Oh my gosh, those were good... vencabot_teppoo (0:32:16): ~stops eating burittos~ vencabot_teppoo (0:32:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:32:23): Because they are obviously opponents. elan_einlhander (0:32:32): Lol elan_einlhander (0:42:47): KA elan_einlhander (0:42:47): ME elan_einlhander (0:42:48): HA elan_einlhander (0:42:49): ME elan_einlhander (0:42:50): HAAAAAAAAAAAAaa vencabot_teppoo (0:42:56): ? elan_einlhander (0:43:01): -_- vencabot_teppoo (1:23:00): G'night, man. vencabot_teppoo (16:40:30): Welcome. elan_einlhander (16:40:43): *flips you off* Hello vencabot_teppoo (16:41:24): You wouldn't happen to remember what we were supposed to do with that Physics lab, do you? Like, I know we had to 'verify that momentum was conserved,' but what else? elan_einlhander (16:41:43): I wasn't there for the lab vencabot_teppoo (16:41:53): Well, it was written on the board that one day. elan_einlhander (16:42:13): Was it? elan_einlhander (16:42:17): I wouldn't know vencabot_teppoo (16:42:20): Darn it. elan_einlhander (16:50:39): I'm eating a Reese's Pringle vencabot_teppoo (16:51:05): Lol. You mean those chocolate things shaped like Pringles? elan_einlhander (16:51:16): Yeah, it's crazy elan_einlhander (16:51:27): I had to buy them it was so crazy elan_einlhander (16:51:30): Expensive as heck vencabot_teppoo (16:51:33): I had a bunch of those. In fact, I still do. Where did I put those? elan_einlhander (16:51:41): Over there *points* vencabot_teppoo (16:51:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:05): *wants phone ow* elan_einlhander (16:52:06): now* elan_einlhander (16:57:18): Geez, I swear nobody knows what the Hyper Terminal is elan_einlhander (16:57:25): And I hate explaining it vencabot_teppoo (16:57:27): Yup, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:04): Sayounara vencabot_teppoo (16:59:06): Shadow vencabot_teppoo (16:59:10): The Hedgehog. elan_einlhander (16:59:16): *waves* vencabot_teppoo (16:59:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:04:14): You plan on buying Sonic Heroes? vencabot_teppoo (17:04:26): Nope. Might go over to your house and check it out, though. elan_einlhander (17:04:33): Why not? vencabot_teppoo (17:05:15): A) I have no money. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:29): B) Even if I did, there are probably better things that I could spend it on than Sonic Heroes. elan_einlhander (17:05:43): Not for you there aren't elan_einlhander (17:05:47): Set some goals, yeesh elan_einlhander (17:05:56): Not like you have anything better to do other than mope elan_einlhander (17:09:27): And not to mention you talk about how much you love Sonic, just seems like it would make sense elan_einlhander (17:09:34): Even though you wouldn't play it elan_einlhander (17:29:43): Wow, screw you too 2-8-04 vencabot_teppoo (10:03:52): I remember that time, at Gardner, they had that music appreciation presentation in the auditorium... That was truly 1337. We finally found out what those big speakers were for, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:06:58): Welcome back from work? elan_einlhander (15:07:19): Yeah, I guess elan_einlhander (15:17:28): MECHA SONIC vencabot_teppoo (15:17:34): WHAT? elan_einlhander (15:17:37): *pees pants* elan_einlhander (15:17:59): I-I saw Mecha Sonic, the Robotnic Robot melted and it reshaped itself..... elan_einlhander (15:18:09): And it was a metal blue hedgehog with black and red eyes elan_einlhander (15:18:13): *shaking8 vencabot_teppoo (15:18:23): As in, Sonic CD Mecha Sonic? vencabot_teppoo (15:18:26): Hyper Metal Sonic? elan_einlhander (15:18:54): Blue, metallic elan_einlhander (17:50:52): a mental patient tells you '*Lali* pfft he must have opinions :p' elan_einlhander (17:50:56): Talking about Koree elan_einlhander (17:51:03): Tryng to explain to her how emotionless he is vencabot_teppoo (17:51:09): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:34:05): I wish I had a peach colored pencil. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (19:36:42): For then my VALENTINE would be complete. elan_einlhander (19:36:58): What? elan_einlhander (19:37:01): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (19:37:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:40:11): harryturney: lol peach is a stupid color harryturney: lol elan_einlhander (20:05:29): Duck Dodgers is insnae show elan_einlhander (20:05:32): is an* vencabot_teppoo (20:05:58): It is. elan_einlhander (20:06:12): insane* vencabot_teppoo (20:06:35): Do you have a peach colored pencil? elan_einlhander (20:06:43): Um, I don't think so elan_einlhander (20:06:45): I use tan elan_einlhander (20:06:47): For skin elan_einlhander (20:06:49): Not peace elan_einlhander (20:06:50): peach* vencabot_teppoo (20:06:54): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:11): Well, if ya have tan, e-mail it to me. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:13): ~waits~ elan_einlhander (20:07:30): Okay elan_einlhander (20:08:07): Newton's Law of Fudge vencabot_teppoo (20:08:26): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:18:38): ..... elan_einlhander (20:18:50): Dude, Duck Dodgers is racing Ed McMan elan_einlhander (20:19:12): Lol, I love this show elan_einlhander (20:19:19): "T.V's Ed McMan?" elan_einlhander (20:46:07): Ah how i love talking to myself. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:18): Heehee. elan_einlhander (20:46:26): Not funny vencabot_teppoo (22:54:55): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:54:55): YES vencabot_teppoo (22:55:10): My mom found some assignments from when I was in, like, third grade... vencabot_teppoo (22:55:25): One of them, written in all cursive, with VERY bad pictures of Sonic all over it... vencabot_teppoo (22:55:36): Titled: Sonic, Tailes, Knuckles elan_einlhander (22:55:43): Yeah....? vencabot_teppoo (22:56:34): I think Sonic is funny when he is in warp sonic because his face gets pulled. He is also funny when he makes jokes. It is very funny when he is in a diskise because he picks funny ones. But the funniest is when he makes Robotnik yell "I hate that hedgehog!" vencabot_teppoo (22:56:45): ~surprised he used quotation marks~ vencabot_teppoo (22:58:21): I also laugh when I think that Sonic has books, chapter books, comic books, a T.V. show for kids under five, a T.V. show for all ages over 20 video games, a fighter game two web sites and his own logo and people say he's out of style. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:33): That is one long sentence... and I highly doubt that Sonic had 20 games at that time, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:20): Oh my gosh... ~going through these assignments~ I was OBSESSED with Sonic, lol. elan_einlhander (23:02:20): Omg elan_einlhander (23:02:22): It's eleven elan_einlhander (23:02:23): *cry* vencabot_teppoo (23:02:44): 11 on Sunday.. What a gloomy hour. elan_einlhander (23:02:53): :( vencabot_teppoo (23:03:09): It must be the most depressing hour ever. vencabot_teppoo (23:08:49): ~finds some poems that he supposedly wrote in third grade~ vencabot_teppoo (23:09:00): ~realizes that he didn't write these... He stole them from a poem book~ elan_einlhander (23:09:05): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:09:08): ~feels guilty, even though he was just a little kid~ vencabot_teppoo (23:09:11): :( elan_einlhander (23:09:19): Aw elan_einlhander (23:09:25): poor poor baby elan_einlhander (23:09:32): Poor poor *punches in the stomach* vencabot_teppoo (23:09:38): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:09:43): *watches you hit the ground* Baby vencabot_teppoo (23:09:47): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:10:28): I found a restring coin in my trunk elan_einlhander (23:10:33): Not sure where it came from vencabot_teppoo (23:10:34): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:10:46): But I didn't ask questions and went and restrung my spellbook, lol vencabot_teppoo (23:10:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:05): ~finds a fossilized apple from third grade~ vencabot_teppoo (23:11:09): ~looks at it~ elan_einlhander (23:11:18): *stares blankly* vencabot_teppoo (23:11:41): I was like, "What is this, quartz?" vencabot_teppoo (23:11:45): And then I saw the stem. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:53): And I was like, "...Oh my God." vencabot_teppoo (23:11:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:10): I shall bring it into school tomorrow, so you can judge it. elan_einlhander (23:12:30): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:12:55): Lol. Here's another poem that I doubt I wrote, in my poem book: "How to Tell a Cat from a Meatloaf" and other Poems by David Hernandez. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:02): How to Tell a Cat from a Meatloaf: elan_einlhander (23:13:08): .... vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): A cat has ears, a meatloaf does not. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:27): A cat has a head, a meatloaf doesn't. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:38): A cat has a tail, and a meatloaf doesn't. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:46): A cat is cute, and a meatloaf is a meatloaf. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:14:24): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:14:27): True story: vencabot_teppoo (23:14:30): My cats vencabot_teppoo (23:14:33): Cheeco, J-J vencabot_teppoo (23:14:42): J-J is "simese" vencabot_teppoo (23:14:56): Cheeco is "nightime" black vencabot_teppoo (23:14:59): They died. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:01): (end of poem) vencabot_teppoo (23:15:03): Rofl. elan_einlhander (23:15:05): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:15:16): I was a poetic genius. elan_einlhander (23:15:23): Sure were vencabot_teppoo (23:15:30): Hedgehogs: vencabot_teppoo (23:15:35): Hedgehogs, vencabot_teppoo (23:15:41): Have "settle" lives vencabot_teppoo (23:15:46): Eating, sleeping, eating vencabot_teppoo (23:15:53): Eating food from different gardens vencabot_teppoo (23:15:55): Dream life. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:15): Sonic: vencabot_teppoo (23:16:18): Super cool vencabot_teppoo (23:16:21): On the good side vencabot_teppoo (23:16:23): Not a slowmo vencabot_teppoo (23:16:27): I draw him elan_einlhander (23:16:29): ... elan_einlhander (23:16:30): Slowmo vencabot_teppoo (23:16:30): Comic book star vencabot_teppoo (23:16:40): Yes... "Slowmo." Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:57): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:17:00): WHAT WAS MY MALFUNCTION?! vencabot_teppoo (23:17:08): "Jack Isn't Feeling Well" vencabot_teppoo (23:17:15): (keep in mind these are from, like, third grade) vencabot_teppoo (23:17:20): Jack be deathly ill, vencabot_teppoo (23:17:22): Jack be sick vencabot_teppoo (23:17:27): The doctor gave him a sucker to lick. vencabot_teppoo (23:17:29): (the end) elan_einlhander (23:17:32): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:17:32): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:17:33): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:17:49): Chibi David was insane vencabot_teppoo (23:18:02): I GUESS so. This book is illustrated, too... By me. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:04): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:23): Picture of a little elf, sitting on a doctor's table, looking sad. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:41): Poor Jack. elan_einlhander (23:18:52): Poor buddy elan_einlhander (23:18:57): Cuz he gonna die vencabot_teppoo (23:19:03): DEATHLY ILL. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:13): You think they'd put a 7 year old into therapy for that. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:29): You'd think vencabot_teppoo (23:36:10): If I could drive, do you realize how high the temptation would be to run away from home? elan_einlhander (23:36:26): Yes I know, I think about it all the time vencabot_teppoo (23:36:35): Cars move fast, Doug. Lol. elan_einlhander (23:36:57): Real fast elan_einlhander (23:37:00): And no man can stop one vencabot_teppoo (23:37:20): I mean, I know exactly how it'll be when I'm 18... Same with when I graduate. I am going to vencabot_teppoo (23:37:21): PEEL vencabot_teppoo (23:37:21): OUT vencabot_teppoo (23:37:25): And be gone. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:36): But how could I resist doing that BEFORE 18 if I could drive? vencabot_teppoo (23:37:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:02): Anyway, peace. Get some sleep tonight, man. I know what Doug + Sunday equals, lol. elan_einlhander (23:39:15): See yah vencabot_teppoo (23:39:18): Doug + Sunday = tired Doug on Monday or no Doug on Monday. elan_einlhander (23:39:34): Indeed 2-9-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:51:19): All obsolete technology should be replaced. elan_einlhander (16:51:25): Der vencabot_teppoo (16:51:41): The History Channel still only sells their programs on video. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:46): Videos are HISTORY. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:04): We need to agree to stop making videos. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:07): Or DVDs. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:10): One or the other. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:53:12): Lol elan_einlhander (16:56:13): Because obviously businessmen are great duelists. vencabot_teppoo (16:56:20): ...WHAT? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:56:25): ~is watching the History channel~ vencabot_teppoo (16:56:30): ~doesn't know what YOU're talking about~ elan_einlhander (16:56:32): On Yugioh vencabot_teppoo (16:56:37): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (16:56:43): These five white collar businessmen are dueling them vencabot_teppoo (16:57:13): What is it with the Japanese and having the businessmen be, like, 1337? Lol. elan_einlhander (16:57:18): Lol elan_einlhander (17:05:02): My phone didn't come :( vencabot_teppoo (17:05:10): Poor Douglas. elan_einlhander (17:05:16): Yeah. elan_einlhander (17:08:31): Lol elan_einlhander (17:08:41): I was about to ask you for money for Seraphin's birthday fund elan_einlhander (17:23:16): ZAKO elan_einlhander (17:29:03): oo elan_einlhander (17:29:10): Yu-Yu Hakusho vencabot_teppoo (18:41:27): Hope this works: vencabot_teppoo (18:42:17): Tell me if it looks ok. ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:42:45): It's missaligned vencabot_teppoo (18:42:47): It has a lot of 'tab's, which I'm not sure transfer well over the internet. elan_einlhander (18:42:57): Wait elan_einlhander (18:43:00): No it's not elan_einlhander (18:43:04): I had to maximize it vencabot_teppoo (18:43:18): Oh, because you have word wrap on? elan_einlhander (18:43:26): Yeah elan_einlhander (18:49:39): Once you hit like level 100, you can't really call it "power leveling" anymore vencabot_teppoo (18:50:01): Well, to "power level" is to do nothing but level furiously. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:15): So, even if you don't get a level up, if you just slaughter for, like, three hours... vencabot_teppoo (18:50:18): It's still power-leveling. elan_einlhander (18:50:25): So it's more like power-killing vencabot_teppoo (18:50:34): With leveling as the goal. elan_einlhander (18:50:40): Yeah elan_einlhander (18:50:45): But the leveling gets rare vencabot_teppoo (18:50:47): Power-leveling = mindless leveling. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:51): Indeed. ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:54:25): Man elan_einlhander (18:54:30): I forgot the freaking form for work elan_einlhander (18:54:34): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (18:54:42): Crap... On my sheet... What? vencabot_teppoo (18:54:50): I thought you went done and did it at lunch? elan_einlhander (18:55:07): Yeah but she told me to put it on her desk and come back after school elan_einlhander (18:55:14): Lo and behold I forgot to come back vencabot_teppoo (18:55:34): And you can't turn it in tomorrow? elan_einlhander (18:56:04): Well she said if I don't get it in by Monday (today) I'd be "off the schedule" elan_einlhander (18:56:09): Or roughly speaking fired vencabot_teppoo (18:56:23): Well, just turn it in tomorrow and tell her to put you back ON the schedule. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:42): If she even DOES take you off. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:49): Which I doubt, since people are incompetient. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:52): In... elan_einlhander (18:56:53): Truly vencabot_teppoo (18:56:55): Comp... vencabot_teppoo (18:56:57): Itent. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:57:18): I wish that lady woulda just did it when I was there, rather than making me come back vencabot_teppoo (18:57:32): For real. What a wicked, evil thing to do. vencabot_teppoo (18:57:52): Anyway, am I to suppose that you don't have the data for the lab, save for what I gave you? elan_einlhander (18:58:02): Yup vencabot_teppoo (18:58:09): Is Matt on MM? vencabot_teppoo (18:58:12): I need to talk to him. vencabot_teppoo (18:58:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:58:28): Actually yes vencabot_teppoo (18:58:32): What's his name? elan_einlhander (18:59:32): Veryn vencabot_teppoo (19:21:49): Insane. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:07): Leave it to VT to just be wandering around in outer space. elan_einlhander (19:24:13): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (19:24:22): I have pictures, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:27:31): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/mmspace.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:27:34): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/mmspace2.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:28:04): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/mmspace3.jpg vencabot_teppoo (19:28:04): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/mmspace4.jpg elan_einlhander (19:28:25): How do you take pics like that? vencabot_teppoo (19:28:45): Shift, print-screen... Haven't we been through this? elan_einlhander (19:28:53): Shift? elan_einlhander (19:29:01): Like the shift key? vencabot_teppoo (19:29:10): Hold shift, hit "print screen," and then paste into Paint. elan_einlhander (19:29:21): Ohhh elan_einlhander (19:29:23): awesomeness vencabot_teppoo (19:29:50): Behold, the rooms with NO names. vencabot_teppoo (19:29:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:30:04): When I stood on those white circles, the rooms had no titles. elan_einlhander (19:30:26): I know elan_einlhander (19:30:30): It's the faerie plane vencabot_teppoo (19:30:37): Crazy. elan_einlhander (19:30:45): Ku ku kachuu vencabot_teppoo (19:35:38): Found the swoops, lol. elan_einlhander (19:35:45): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:41:42): Why did a door open to the netherregions? vencabot_teppoo (19:41:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:42:07): Means someone casted swarm vencabot_teppoo (19:42:11): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (19:46:00): ~in a bad mood~ ~_~ elan_einlhander (19:46:11): Aw, why? vencabot_teppoo (19:46:23): Because I don't have enough data to finish this lab. elan_einlhander (19:46:34): Oh vencabot_teppoo (19:46:38): And I just waited for a frickin' hour and he didn't have it. elan_einlhander (19:46:46): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (19:47:11): I was like, "Do you have the data?" He was like "Lemme check." vencabot_teppoo (19:47:14): "Brb." vencabot_teppoo (19:47:17): So I waited. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:28): 30 minutes later, I notice he's back. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:29): "Well?" vencabot_teppoo (19:47:32): "One sec." vencabot_teppoo (19:47:39): Fifteen minutes later. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:45): "Ok, I gotta go take a movie back." vencabot_teppoo (19:47:50): Me: "ARE YOU INSANE?!" vencabot_teppoo (19:47:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:45): I'm b-b-back vencabot_teppoo (21:41:47): Like a carrier pigeeooon. elan_einlhander (21:41:55): Never knew you were gone vencabot_teppoo (21:41:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:12): Pez is insane. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:17): The single most delicious candy ever. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:19): It's like a drug. elan_einlhander (21:44:26): I hate it :P vencabot_teppoo (21:44:31): Are you kidding? elan_einlhander (21:44:36): Nope vencabot_teppoo (21:44:42): Pez? As in, they come with dispensers? elan_einlhander (21:44:53): Yep vencabot_teppoo (21:44:56): Kwazy. elan_einlhander (22:51:39): A total of 12 items weighing 25 stones, 80 pebbles (1331pb gold weight) elan_einlhander (22:51:43): Holy god elan_einlhander (22:51:48): My max strength is 19..... vencabot_teppoo (22:55:06): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:12): I'm goin' to bed after I quickly send some e-mails. So prepare to be David-less... I know it's devastating, lol. elan_einlhander (22:59:28): *sniff* vencabot_teppoo (22:59:36): Lol. Poor Doug. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:57): Doug should download the 3-D CUPID SCREEN-SAVER to keep him company. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:00): Scary. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:41): ~steals Doug's identity via the internet~ elan_einlhander (23:01:48): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (23:02:16): *is Doug* vencabot_teppoo (23:02:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:03:44): Sleeeeep... ~_~ 2-10-04 elan_einlhander (15:53:53): Veryn tells you 'goatleaf said he rocks harder than david' elan_einlhander (15:53:55): Oh my elan_einlhander (15:53:58): A challenge vencabot_teppoo (15:54:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:35): Oh my Gosh. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:39): KELLOGG'S... vencabot_teppoo (16:46:42): Should make MILK. elan_einlhander (16:46:45): Hm elan_einlhander (16:46:48): Yah know, they SHOULD vencabot_teppoo (16:47:14): And sell it for HALF the price of milk. elan_einlhander (16:47:21): Hmmm vencabot_teppoo (16:47:26): Listen... vencabot_teppoo (16:47:37): QD makes milk. Hypothetically, if they sold it for half the price of milk... vencabot_teppoo (16:47:43): Since EVERYONE needs milk ANYWAY... vencabot_teppoo (16:47:47): They wouldn't make anymore money. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:49): They'd LOSE money. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:56): Because the same amount of people would be buing. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:13): But, if KELLOGG'S made milk, then milk would be cheaper, and so people would buy more CEREAL. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:22): So their sales would even out, or maybe grow. elan_einlhander (16:48:31): Perhaps vencabot_teppoo (16:48:47): But that'd be a monopoly, lol. elan_einlhander (16:48:52): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:56:01): Newsweek: Who killed Jesus? elan_einlhander (16:56:08): :O elan_einlhander (16:56:12): The Romans? vencabot_teppoo (16:56:12): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:56:15): ~loves that face~ vencabot_teppoo (16:57:00): ~will start using that emoticon at COMPLETELY random times~ vencabot_teppoo (16:58:33): Chex is an insanely good cereal. elan_einlhander (16:59:04): Seriously elan_einlhander (16:59:15): And Chex MIX... *drool* vencabot_teppoo (16:59:59): Keeping in mind how delicious it is... vencabot_teppoo (17:00:10): Also... a SINGLE serving... has: vencabot_teppoo (17:00:20): (Percentage daily value) vencabot_teppoo (17:00:26): Vitamin A: 10% vencabot_teppoo (17:00:30): B: 10% elan_einlhander (17:00:39): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (17:00:52): Well, long story short, since I don't feel like typing it up... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:03): 12 essential vitamins and minerals. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:22): More than half of them are 25% or above of the percentage daily value. elan_einlhander (17:01:29): Mmm vencabot_teppoo (17:01:31): And that's only in one serving. elan_einlhander (17:01:37): In just ONE serving vencabot_teppoo (17:01:39): I just got ALL of my minerals for the day, lol. elan_einlhander (17:01:44): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:01:52): Since I can't eat just "one cup" of cereal. elan_einlhander (17:02:03): Who can? elan_einlhander (17:02:04): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:02:43): Chex also have the perfect design. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:45): ~looking at one~ elan_einlhander (17:02:52): It's true vencabot_teppoo (17:03:21): And they take forever to get soggy. elan_einlhander (17:03:30): *wants Chex now* vencabot_teppoo (17:03:45): ~has, like, three stock-piled boxes, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (17:03:49): ~Chex and Crispix~ elan_einlhander (17:03:54): mmm elan_einlhander (17:03:58): Both awesome cereals vencabot_teppoo (17:04:16): I swear, they are so much more SATISFYING than sugary cereals. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:26): You eat a sugary cereal, and you're like, "That's freakin' good." vencabot_teppoo (17:04:29): Because they ARE good. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:34): But then you eat some Chex. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:45): And it's like... Fruity Treasures can suck me. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:04:51): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:05:01): And since Kroger now makes Chex... vencabot_teppoo (17:05:10): You can buy a HUGE box for $2.50 elan_einlhander (17:05:18): Getto haipu vencabot_teppoo (17:05:29): Ghetto haipu is right, lol. elan_einlhander (17:05:36): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:45): I can't afford expensive cereals. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:51): I'm livin' in the P-O-H-O-S. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:59): The Po' Hoss. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:06:02): rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:06:51): And do you find an annoying HEAP of sugar at the bottom of your Chex bag? vencabot_teppoo (17:06:51): No. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:53): No you don't. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:06:55): Did Sharon leave or something? elan_einlhander (17:07:02): MSN says she's offling vencabot_teppoo (17:07:03): Seems like it. elan_einlhander (17:07:04): offline* elan_einlhander (17:07:06): :( vencabot_teppoo (17:07:13): Yeah, and she's not responding on Yahoo!. elan_einlhander (17:07:17): *sob* vencabot_teppoo (17:07:20): She'll prolly be back. elan_einlhander (17:07:27): I hope so elan_einlhander (17:07:33): I hate not saying goodbye elan_einlhander (17:07:37): Makes me uneasy vencabot_teppoo (17:07:41): For real. vencabot_teppoo (17:08:28): Have you ever had Chex Mix Muddy Buddies? elan_einlhander (17:08:28): Aw elan_einlhander (17:08:32): YES elan_einlhander (17:08:35): YES I HAVE elan_einlhander (17:08:40): *spazzes* vencabot_teppoo (17:08:40): They're insanely good. vencabot_teppoo (17:08:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:08:55): No ceral mixture CAN be that good vencabot_teppoo (17:09:30): I don't even see how it's possible to make. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:37): My mom made it, but I don't know how. elan_einlhander (17:09:41): Neither do I elan_einlhander (17:09:44): I can't fathom how vencabot_teppoo (17:09:44): It was full of peanut butter. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:52): Wouldn't the peanut butter BREAK the chex? vencabot_teppoo (17:09:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:00): The peanut butter is what holds the chocolate on. elan_einlhander (17:10:07): Aparently vencabot_teppoo (17:10:16): But Chex are so fragile. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:12:28): omg elan_einlhander (17:12:48): I been "leveling" since I got hom, and I still have 6.2 million experience to go vencabot_teppoo (17:12:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:54): Poor Doug. elan_einlhander (17:13:00): I seriously need to just mooch off a formation for a while, this is driving me nuts elan_einlhander (17:13:07): I've leveled alone all of third class so far elan_einlhander (17:13:56): Like Koree, he's been in a form in the caverns for like, days elan_einlhander (17:14:05): I've been leveling alone in a DESERT for days elan_einlhander (17:14:08): Bid difference elan_einlhander (17:14:09): Big* vencabot_teppoo (17:14:18): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:14:41): I'm tempted to have you join, since we'd kill the mobs faster elan_einlhander (17:14:51): But I don't know if I wanna give up 5k exp per kill for it elan_einlhander (17:15:00): Trying to calculate which would be faster vencabot_teppoo (17:15:10): Lol. We wouldn't kill mobs much faster, man. elan_einlhander (17:15:19): Yes we would elan_einlhander (17:15:28): You'd do at the very least, 100 damage per hit elan_einlhander (17:15:39): With three or so attacks, that DOES help vencabot_teppoo (17:15:41): You have a sword for me, or something? elan_einlhander (17:15:56): Easy easy, you could wear a Great Flamberge elan_einlhander (17:16:00): Or hell, bare handed elan_einlhander (17:16:05): Damage is damage elan_einlhander (17:16:12): Since your H2H is practiced vencabot_teppoo (17:16:17): For some reason. vencabot_teppoo (17:16:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:16:21): Lol elan_einlhander (17:16:22): Same elan_einlhander (17:48:37): Koree's telling me KFC changed what it's name means vencabot_teppoo (17:48:51): That's what I hear, too. elan_einlhander (17:49:00): I swear thet can't do that elan_einlhander (17:49:08): We call it KFC because of what it means elan_einlhander (17:49:13): It's an acronym for the real name vencabot_teppoo (17:49:30): Well, they changed their name. vencabot_teppoo (17:49:34): To something, that... vencabot_teppoo (17:49:37): COINCIDENTALLY... vencabot_teppoo (17:49:41): Also has the initials KFC. elan_einlhander (17:49:42): Has the same initials apparently vencabot_teppoo (17:49:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:49:48): Whatever. elan_einlhander (17:49:57): I mean elan_einlhander (17:50:02): It WAS fried vencabot_teppoo (17:51:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:53:57): ROFL elan_einlhander (17:54:04): Vswan: VT? elan_einlhander (17:54:16): Elan: Vencabot, we've been through this vencabot_teppoo (17:54:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:54:26): Sarandil: Sounds more like a Transformers robot. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:32): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:54:34): Kill. elan_einlhander (17:54:36): Awesome elan_einlhander (17:54:48): Log onto MM, I don't feel like doing this alone anymore elan_einlhander (17:54:58): I'll find a sword elan_einlhander (17:56:13): A sepulchral voice announces, "Owur has left clan Innuendo!" vencabot_teppoo (17:56:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:57:13): Come on now, hurry vencabot_teppoo (17:58:35): One sec. elan_einlhander (18:00:10): Mainlander has arrived from the north. elan_einlhander (18:00:14): I... don't like that name vencabot_teppoo (18:00:21): rOFL. vencabot_teppoo (18:02:46): And by one sec, I mean gimme ten minutes and I'll be free. vencabot_teppoo (18:02:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:03:15): Okay elan_einlhander (18:03:42): Gotenks is so awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:10:48): My website is updated in 1337ness... Well, I need to check one more thing. elan_einlhander (18:10:56): Kay elan_einlhander (18:24:01): Dude, come on elan_einlhander (18:24:08): What are you doin'? vencabot_teppoo (18:24:22): Printing out Weight Lifting homework. vencabot_teppoo (18:24:23): ... vencabot_teppoo (18:24:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:24:52): .... elan_einlhander (18:24:53): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:03:50): My screen is screwing up, so I can't see the long tells. I can go if I wa-? elan_einlhander (20:04:15): If you want, I only need 280k more exp, and I cant' track in wilds fyi. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:30): Oh. Crazy. Ok then, peace. Sorry I couldn't be of more help. ~_~ elan_einlhander (20:04:36): It's fine elan_einlhander (20:04:42): You helped mroe than you realize vencabot_teppoo (20:04:49): Alright then. Peace. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:32): If there is ANY question in ANYONE'S mind... vencabot_teppoo (22:27:33): That I MAY be homosexual, LET ME DISMISS THEM NOW. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:33): GIRLS are cute and I love them. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:33): ~loves girls~ elan_einlhander (22:27:49): Yes, yes they are vencabot_teppoo (22:29:40): Worst way to find out that you have a cut: vencabot_teppoo (22:29:45): Peeling an orange. elan_einlhander (22:29:49): YES vencabot_teppoo (22:29:49): Feel an intense burning. elan_einlhander (22:29:49): OW vencabot_teppoo (22:29:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:29:54): I've done that vencabot_teppoo (22:30:37): AAAAAHHHH!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:30:45): ~just squirted himself in the eye with an orange~ elan_einlhander (22:30:49): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (22:31:07): This must be an unlucky orange. vencabot_teppoo (22:31:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:06): As much as my eyes are DRAWN towards women who show a lot of cleavage... vencabot_teppoo (22:33:10): It doesn't make them look very classy. elan_einlhander (22:33:18): Nope, not at all vencabot_teppoo (22:33:42): The attraction is completely on a physical level, because no way I would go out with someone like that. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:52): When girls show too much cleavage, it's like... slut. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:34:00): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:22:03): G'night, man! elan_einlhander (23:22:18): See yah 2-11-04 vencabot_teppoo (23:13:42): I'm hittin' el-sacko, nap-boy. elan_einlhander (23:13:48): See yah vencabot_teppoo (23:13:57): Lol. Doug's been awake the whole time. elan_einlhander (23:14:07): I have vencabot_teppoo (23:15:08): I finished VTMOMNTM. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:12): It is most 1337. elan_einlhander (23:15:29): Alsome elan_einlhander (23:15:30): Er elan_einlhander (23:15:31): Lol elan_einlhander (23:15:35): Awesome* vencabot_teppoo (23:15:42): Doug is obsolete. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:46): Obsolutely 1337. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:48): Lol. 2-12-04 vencabot_teppoo (20:12:35): I assume that Doug isn't fired, then? elan_einlhander (20:12:58): Nope, they were indeed bluffing vencabot_teppoo (20:13:05): I assumed so much. vencabot_teppoo (20:13:12): No way they could balance your entire job on a single slip. elan_einlhander (20:13:16): Indeed elan_einlhander (20:13:26): I'm too valuable of an employee for that vencabot_teppoo (20:22:48): Chex. vencabot_teppoo (20:22:50): Mmmmm.... elan_einlhander (20:22:59): Pizza. elan_einlhander (20:23:00): Mmmm.... vencabot_teppoo (20:23:05): You jerk. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:06): I hate you. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:23:15): *cackle* vencabot_teppoo (20:23:19): :O elan_einlhander (20:23:27): Hehe elan_einlhander (20:31:32): I got a glimpse of my phone vencabot_teppoo (20:31:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:59): "It was on the end of a fishing line." vencabot_teppoo (20:32:06): "And my mom was dangling it over my head as I played MM." elan_einlhander (20:32:14): *nodding quietly* vencabot_teppoo (22:15:15): OH MY GOSH!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:15:19): Yuna: vencabot_teppoo (22:15:27): "I don't like your plan..." vencabot_teppoo (22:15:29): "It sucks." vencabot_teppoo (22:15:34): *pouty face* vencabot_teppoo (22:15:39): Final Fantasy X-2. elan_einlhander (22:15:56): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:16:07): Me and John were like... "IT SUCKS?!" vencabot_teppoo (22:16:08): Lol. 2-13-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:01:17): Peace, and chicken grease. elan_einlhander (0:01:27): See yah elan_einlhander (10:23:50): Morning Mister Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (10:24:26): ~just laying on his back, staring at the clock... planning on getting up at 10:30...~ ...morning... ~_~ elan_einlhander (10:24:38): Ah I see elan_einlhander (10:24:44): I'll give you your last six minutes vencabot_teppoo (10:25:18): Lol... It's cool. I'm not tired anymore. Just being a sloth. I should have gotten up twenty minutes ago. *fwip* vencabot_teppoo (10:25:38): I'm gonna go brush the teeth and shizzle. elan_einlhander (10:25:42): So what does the great Master Teppoo have planned today? elan_einlhander (10:25:46): Ah, okay. vencabot_teppoo (10:26:28): Well, mostly to work out and put the finishing touches on my Valentine. Maybe clean the house... laundry... study Physics. I dunno, really. Main plan = finish Valentine. vencabot_teppoo (10:26:30): The rest is variable. elan_einlhander (10:26:54): M'kay vencabot_teppoo (10:27:18): But now to cleanse the foul hole filled with germs called my mouth. vencabot_teppoo (10:48:14): My dad really makes me mad sometimes. elan_einlhander (10:48:26): What now? vencabot_teppoo (10:49:17): Yesterday, as soon as I got home, I couldn't get any rest. Had to start cleaning the house right away because he had ACCIDENTALLY invited company over. Had to work FURIOUSLY, and missed Sharon because of it. vencabot_teppoo (10:49:31): Now, he tells me that I have to get offline for the same exact reason TODAY, from NOW until FIVE, so I'll miss Sharon AGAIN. elan_einlhander (10:49:43): Jesus Christ vencabot_teppoo (10:49:56): Pretty frustrating. elan_einlhander (10:50:04): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (10:50:06): ~goes to send yet ANOTHER appology e-mail~ vencabot_teppoo (10:50:29): And Sharon sent me an e-mail saying that she was hoping to spend the whole day with me. elan_einlhander (10:51:01): :( vencabot_teppoo (10:51:37): Well, peace, I guess... elan_einlhander (10:51:44): Bye. vencabot_teppoo (13:53:05): ~_~ elan_einlhander (13:53:11): Welcome back? vencabot_teppoo (13:53:36): I... I.... vencabot_teppoo (13:53:40): ...killed my dad. vencabot_teppoo (13:53:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:53:47): *sigh* Saw it coming vencabot_teppoo (13:53:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (13:53:53): He was a good man vencabot_teppoo (13:54:03): He was a good Mexican. elan_einlhander (13:54:08): A damn good Mexican elan_einlhander (20:44:33): I am 23% gay vencabot_teppoo (20:44:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:44:45): That's quite a lot of gay. elan_einlhander (20:44:52): Oh no it actually isn't elan_einlhander (20:45:00): The average mail is 34% gay elan_einlhander (20:45:03): Male* vencabot_teppoo (20:45:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:46:33): www.thespark.com elan_einlhander (20:46:35): Interesting site elan_einlhander (21:00:17): I just took a test elan_einlhander (21:00:37): And I'm apparently a woman vencabot_teppoo (21:00:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:13:39): I bought Metroid Zero Mission and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles today. vencabot_teppoo (21:13:53): Crazy. elan_einlhander (21:15:09): Metriod is friggin sweet elan_einlhander (21:15:24): It's the first one basically, and the music and graphics are pimp elan_einlhander (21:15:28): I'm so happy just playing it vencabot_teppoo (21:19:28): ~wants to lock himself in a dark cage for four days so that he can think without all of the clutter on his mind~ vencabot_teppoo (21:19:48): ~but cages suxxorz~ vencabot_teppoo (21:19:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:20:27): Way to change the subject vencabot_teppoo (21:21:05): ~suddenly has a strange curiousity of how people would react if he left saying: ~goes to commit suicide~ Peace~ ~or if he put his AIM away message to "Committing suicide."~ elan_einlhander (21:21:19): I'd react by killing you elan_einlhander (21:21:24): Remember my promise? vencabot_teppoo (21:21:41): Oh yeah, lol. Man, that's dangerous. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:49): Mental note: Don't joke around about suicide. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:54): Because Doug is sworn to kill me. vencabot_teppoo (21:21:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:21:58): I am too elan_einlhander (21:22:01): And by God I will vencabot_teppoo (21:22:10): If there is enough suspicion that I'd really go through with it. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:20): Doug has the expressly given right to kill me. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:22:31): Yup vencabot_teppoo (21:23:00): If I lived alone, I swear I'd be a weirdo sometimes. elan_einlhander (21:23:10): Oh I know I would be elan_einlhander (21:23:12): Constantly vencabot_teppoo (21:23:17): The only reason that I don't do some weird crap is because I live with other people. vencabot_teppoo (21:23:55): Like right now, I have the strange urge to disessemble my entire bed and throw it into the living room, and then all of the furniture and TV, and just lay on my floor staring up at my ceiling. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:00): But I couldn't get away with that. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:04): But if I lived alone? vencabot_teppoo (21:24:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:24:06): Of course not vencabot_teppoo (21:24:54): If I lived alone, I would just have tatami mats installed all over my house and I wouldn't have any furniture or television or printer or ANYTHING except MAYBE a bathroom. vencabot_teppoo (21:24:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:06): And I'd just have a little lap-top, sitting in the middle of a big empty room. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:27): And I'd just sleep curled up on the floor. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:28): I could do it. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:31): Comfortably. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:36): Have you ever felt tatami mats? elan_einlhander (21:25:40): Yes vencabot_teppoo (21:25:47): It wouldn't be so bad to just sleep on them. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:18): But you can't find anyplace that will install tatami in your house. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:22): Believe it or not, I've tried. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:27): I went through a phase. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:39): Where I wanted to install it in my room... but no places around here sell it. elan_einlhander (21:26:48): Aw vencabot_teppoo (21:27:43): ~insane moment~ ~just completely random day-dreams at 66,000 mph~ vencabot_teppoo (21:28:11): Dude, I need to live in a one-room house... From my 66,000 day-dreams in a single minute, I have determined this. elan_einlhander (21:28:25): Okay then vencabot_teppoo (21:29:47): It will have nothing in it save for a lap-top and I will only be at home if I have something to do on the computer, or if I need to sleep. How comfortable would that be? To have an empty house? To not have to worry about vacuuming or brooming or anything like that? To be able to drive in at 9 PM at night, walk through the door, throw your clothes in a closet and just curl up and sleep. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:50): That'd be insane. elan_einlhander (21:30:59): *is taking a sex test* vencabot_teppoo (21:31:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:33): It'd be insane if I dropped out of highschool. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:49): WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? Why am I sending you these messages?! Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:53): ~shuts up and goes to make toast~ elan_einlhander (21:34:10): Enlightened? elan_einlhander (21:34:13): *spelling* vencabot_teppoo (21:34:20): Yeah, that's the spelling, I think. elan_einlhander (21:34:27): Kay vencabot_teppoo (21:34:43): Yeah, that's it. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:07): How much could a one-room house possibly cost? vencabot_teppoo (21:36:14): I wouldn't even want a KITCHEN, really. elan_einlhander (21:36:22): *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (21:36:38): It'd be like an apartment, but SMALLER. It could not POSSIBLY cost anything. vencabot_teppoo (21:36:43): Supposing that such a place even exists. elan_einlhander (21:37:10): It doesn't vencabot_teppoo (21:37:47): Maybe I should BUILD it, lol. How much could it cost to BUILD? It'd be like a garage. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:55): But with less concrete. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:43): Doug...? elan_einlhander (21:42:48): Wgar> elan_einlhander (21:42:50): Woah elan_einlhander (21:42:52): What* vencabot_teppoo (21:42:55): How much money do you make per month? vencabot_teppoo (21:42:57): ~boggled~ elan_einlhander (21:43:08): Dude, STOP ASKING ME THAT elan_einlhander (21:43:15): about 280 vencabot_teppoo (21:43:33): ~finds 3 Lansing houses for less than 10k each, less than 50 dollars a month~ vencabot_teppoo (21:44:23): None of them have photos available.. These must be some UGLY, falling-apart houses... vencabot_teppoo (21:44:30): But maybe it'd be better than living with your mom, lol. elan_einlhander (21:44:40): *sigh* elan_einlhander (21:44:42): Speaking of which elan_einlhander (21:45:22): I have decided to sever all normal ties with my mother and become as self-dependant as possible vencabot_teppoo (21:46:06): How could you possibly be more self-dependant? Are you intending to buy your own food? If you were, you'd be the single 1337est person ever. elan_einlhander (21:46:16): I prolly am elan_einlhander (21:46:26): I'm going to volunteer to pay rent and find my own way to work vencabot_teppoo (21:48:43): Dude, I support you all the way... I think that self-dependence is an insanely cool concept. Maybe me and you should start SERIOUSLY thinking about moving in somewhere. If you make about 280 dollars a month and I plan on getting a job over the Summer, too, we could probably afford a house that's 100 dollars a month. That'd be a combined income of about $550 a month. That'd still leave $450 between us for bills and food. Bills meaning electricity, water, heat... and that's it. Well, and phone service... and we could just use a dial-up internet connection. elan_einlhander (21:49:13): No dial-up -_- elan_einlhander (21:49:16): *can't go back elan_einlhander (21:49:36): But yeah, I have decided I'm better off getting used to being on my own NOW vencabot_teppoo (21:49:43): Exactly. elan_einlhander (21:49:54): I told her if I don't have the phone by Sunday, then I don't want it period elan_einlhander (21:50:04): I'm typing up a declaration as we speak vencabot_teppoo (21:50:14): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:50:30): How much you think I should pay her for rent? elan_einlhander (21:50:38): I can't pay much obviously vencabot_teppoo (21:50:56): Obviously. I dunno, man. elan_einlhander (21:51:11): Well, I can base it on my monthly income elan_einlhander (21:51:17): Like, ten percent elan_einlhander (21:51:30): Think that's reasonable? Or more? vencabot_teppoo (21:51:51): Yeah. Ten percent seems kinda small for electricity, heating, etc. though. If you're really trying to set yourself up for the real world, I'd at LEAST go closer to 25 or 20%. elan_einlhander (21:52:02): hmmm elan_einlhander (21:52:09): Gotta keep my DSL bill in mind elan_einlhander (21:52:16): so I guess 20% would be better vencabot_teppoo (21:52:24): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:52:39): So that's.... elan_einlhander (21:52:48): 56 bucks a month? vencabot_teppoo (21:53:03): And how much do you pay for DSL? elan_einlhander (21:53:16): 30 bucks a month elan_einlhander (21:53:29): So I'd fork over 86 dollars a month elan_einlhander (21:53:32): Leaving about 200 for me elan_einlhander (21:53:37): But elan_einlhander (21:53:49): I gotta pay her 2 bucks per ride or find my own transportaion elan_einlhander (21:54:03): I don't get home from school fast enough to catch the bus vencabot_teppoo (21:54:17): I'd go with your own transportation. Maybe you can find a friend to drop you off. elan_einlhander (21:54:25): A damn good friend elan_einlhander (21:54:35): Thomas has practice every day :\ vencabot_teppoo (21:54:37): If I could drive, I'd do it, and when I can drive, I WILL do it, if you still need it. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:46): But that's neither here nor there, for now. elan_einlhander (21:54:51): I could ask your mom to take me straight to work after school vencabot_teppoo (21:54:59): You could, and she would, lol. elan_einlhander (21:55:04): But that's imposing vencabot_teppoo (21:55:07): It is. elan_einlhander (21:55:12): Hmmm.... elan_einlhander (21:55:22): I must have a "friend" that can drive vencabot_teppoo (21:55:29): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:34): Cameron and Koree both drive. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:35): Jerks. elan_einlhander (21:55:38): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (21:55:40): Jerks. elan_einlhander (21:56:18): I could easily just walk to work on weekends elan_einlhander (21:56:29): But weekdays I would definitely need a ride vencabot_teppoo (21:56:56): http://www.realtor.com/FindHome/HomeListing.asp?snum=1&frm=bymap&lid=&pgnum=1&ss_aywr=&st=MI&mls=xmls&mnbed=1&js=on&mnsqft=0&fid=so&vtsort=&poe=realtor&mnprice=0&ct=Lansing&zp=&mxprice=99999999&typ=1&exft=0&exft=issty&exft=0&exft=0&mnbath=1&areaid=41&sid=024E580FBF11C&snumxlid=1033264592&lnksrc=00002 elan_einlhander (21:58:02): IT WAS BUILT IN 1916! elan_einlhander (21:58:04): AWESOME vencabot_teppoo (21:58:17): I could buy that house straight cash, lol. elan_einlhander (21:58:25): as could I elan_einlhander (21:58:32): *has the money is his pocket* vencabot_teppoo (21:58:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:58:57): Trying to figure out stuff that someone my age has no way of finding out... vencabot_teppoo (21:59:04): How much electricity and plumbing costs in this country. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:29): Dude we should buy that freakin' house elan_einlhander (21:59:33): Like, now vencabot_teppoo (22:00:05): It'd be easier, say, over the Summer when I can get a job. Being as it'd be 116 dollars per month, plus expenses. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:24): Or YOU could buy it now and just not pay for electricity and plumbing until the Summer. elan_einlhander (22:01:42): How else can I become independant? I'm looking for as many as things as I can. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:33): Well, you have a pretty low income. You have a part-time job, which is not considered a living wage... Meaning that it'd be very difficult for you to survive on your own, what with school taking up so man of your work-hours. You can't really be completely independent for less than 300 dollars a month. elan_einlhander (22:02:56): Should I start buying my own food? elan_einlhander (22:03:01): I don't eat much at home anyway. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:06): What would you buy? elan_einlhander (22:03:16): Could buy a bunch of Ramen, cereal, bread, and miklk elan_einlhander (22:03:18): milk* vencabot_teppoo (22:03:33): And you'd have school every day for a free lunch. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:44): So really, cereal, bread, ramen and milk would probably do it. elan_einlhander (22:03:58): I think I might give that a shot elan_einlhander (22:04:23): *realizing he will now have no spending money* vencabot_teppoo (22:04:54): 'Tis the cost of independence. What would you spend money on, anyway? Games. You'd still have your internet, so you wouldn't even lose MM. Just donation-dollar money. elan_einlhander (22:05:09): I don't donate elan_einlhander (22:05:14): Haven't for months elan_einlhander (22:05:17): So no biggie there elan_einlhander (22:05:23): I don't buy games like I used to vencabot_teppoo (22:05:24): So really, you'd only be losing console games. elan_einlhander (22:05:26): The hype is over vencabot_teppoo (22:05:41): So what do you need spending money for? DSL. That's it, right? elan_einlhander (22:05:59): Yeah, but the fact that you have money is still nice 2-14-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:05:20): I'm hittin' the sack. Peace. elan_einlhander (0:05:28): See yah elan_einlhander (12:41:39): My mom has SOME nerve elan_einlhander (12:42:24): My grandfather and grandmother brought us out for breakfast as a belated birthday gift elan_einlhander (12:42:43): My bros went home with them, and I drove hom with my mom elan_einlhander (12:43:01): First off she made me give her two bucks, annoying enough but whatever elan_einlhander (12:43:11): But then she goes and says: elan_einlhander (12:43:34): " I want you to go online and look for a cheap, pre-paid phone so you can buy your own minutes elan_einlhander (12:43:51): I totally blew her off, and told her there's no way I'm doing that elan_einlhander (12:44:16): And she says it can prove that if I can be responsible with a pre-paid phone then I can have one of my own or something/ elan_einlhander (12:44:27): "And that way we won't need some silly contract" elan_einlhander (12:44:32): But I LIKE my contract elan_einlhander (12:44:37): I am PAYING for my contract elan_einlhander (12:44:44): And DAVID isnt even listening to me elan_einlhander (12:44:48): Screw it vencabot_teppoo (12:45:00): I'm listening. vencabot_teppoo (12:45:00): But my computer was lagging. vencabot_teppoo (12:45:05): Because Sharon was controlling my computer. vencabot_teppoo (12:45:11): Reading everything that you were saying. elan_einlhander (12:45:21): Good for her, she can know vencabot_teppoo (12:45:33): Well, that's why I wasn't responding. vencabot_teppoo (12:45:47): Until just now, when I broke control because you were sending me a bunch of messages. elan_einlhander (12:45:56): God I'm so pissed off elan_einlhander (12:46:03): I'm typing up my declaration TONIGHT elan_einlhander (12:46:16): Give me that site that tells you electricity costs or whatever vencabot_teppoo (12:46:45): I didn't add it to favourites. It wasn't very good, anyway. I never did find a good site about any of those bills. vencabot_teppoo (12:46:49): I'm just gonna ask my dad today. elan_einlhander (12:47:05): I need to know, so I calculate EXACTLY how much electricity I use elan_einlhander (12:47:09): I will be fair about this vencabot_teppoo (12:47:24): Well, it didn't have the wattage of things like video game systems or even televisions, I think. elan_einlhander (12:47:26): I will donate ALL of my bagger pay to being "responsible" vencabot_teppoo (12:48:06): The computer with the monitor was 270 watts. Multiply that by the number of hours used per day and then multiply THAT by the number of days used per month. vencabot_teppoo (12:48:13): And then divide ALL of that by 1000. vencabot_teppoo (12:48:30): Multiply THAT number by .067 cents for the price of that item's electricity per month. elan_einlhander (12:49:05): but my monitor is off when I'm not around, so how would that affect it? vencabot_teppoo (12:49:16): The monitor was 150 watts, and the computer was 120. elan_einlhander (12:49:23): M'kay vencabot_teppoo (12:49:45): And I'm gonna go brush my teeth so I can have some breakfast. elan_einlhander (12:49:52): Kay elan_einlhander (12:58:04): When you get back, is it safe to assume my T.V uses close to the same wattage as my monitor? vencabot_teppoo (13:03:37): I would assume not, being as it's bigger. I could search on the internet, though. elan_einlhander (13:03:55): *sigh* elan_einlhander (13:04:07): Bigger yes, but it's the same basic workings elan_einlhander (13:04:16): Picture tube, fuses, blah vencabot_teppoo (13:04:52): http://www.kiuc.coop/pdf/energyuse_form.PDF vencabot_teppoo (13:05:39): THAT SITE HAD A TYPO! vencabot_teppoo (13:05:39): I KNEW THAT A FRIDGE COULDN'T COST 85 DOLLARS A MONTH! vencabot_teppoo (13:05:51): It wasn't 1725, it was 175. elan_einlhander (13:05:57): Ah vencabot_teppoo (13:06:28): Television would probably be 350 or so watts. elan_einlhander (13:09:30): Dude that site doesn't load vencabot_teppoo (13:09:50): Do you have Adobe Reader? elan_einlhander (13:10:00): Yes and it's trying to load it elan_einlhander (13:10:10): But it all jsut freezes up instead vencabot_teppoo (13:10:33): I'll type it up and send it to you, then, since I hate Adobe anyway. elan_einlhander (13:10:38): Kay elan_einlhander (13:11:19): I need Television and lamp elan_einlhander (13:11:26): My othet two main expenses vencabot_teppoo (13:12:05): You should put between 300-350 for television... elan_einlhander (13:12:26): Seems an awful lot if a monitor is only 150 elan_einlhander (13:12:50): My computer will cost me 9 bucks per month vencabot_teppoo (13:14:59): Well, for some reason, television wattage must go up per hour. elan_einlhander (13:15:07): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (13:15:28): Because it says "Television (Color, 4 hours/day)" = 250 watts vencabot_teppoo (13:15:42): And its the only one that has a time attached to it vencabot_teppoo (13:16:24): And I guess, for one hour, it's 100 watts. vencabot_teppoo (13:16:38): So, for you, I would say 300-350 watts, since I assume that you use it for more than four hours a day. elan_einlhander (13:17:25): 300 watts per day? vencabot_teppoo (13:17:59): 300 watts. Watts don't measure in time, so you have to use that equation I showed you. elan_einlhander (13:18:16): Like I said vencabot_teppoo (13:18:21): (300 * hours per day * days per month) / 1000 vencabot_teppoo (13:18:28): Multiplied by .067 cents. elan_einlhander (13:18:31): You said you assume use it more than 4 hours, so it'd be 300 watts vencabot_teppoo (13:19:34): Yeah, but the only reason I could think for the WATTAGE to go up with time would be that it takes more energy to run the longer it's on. 250 isn't the total for four hours, it's how much wattage it needs by four hours. elan_einlhander (13:19:46): Right elan_einlhander (13:19:47): Enough elan_einlhander (13:22:07): Next I need my lamp vencabot_teppoo (13:23:11): I just looked up the television again, and I'm getting an average of 300 watts. So yeah, 300 times hours times days per month, all over 1000, multiplied by .067. Now I'll look up the lamp. vencabot_teppoo (13:23:22): All of the sites I've seen so far are just "lighting." vencabot_teppoo (13:23:27): Which I assume is for the whole house. elan_einlhander (13:23:31): Yeah elan_einlhander (13:23:43): Wait elan_einlhander (13:23:56): Couldn't I just base it on the lightbulb's wattage? vencabot_teppoo (13:24:31): Probably. elan_einlhander (13:24:50): How many watts is the average lightbulb? vencabot_teppoo (13:25:16): There are so many kinds of lightbulbs it's insane. My lightbulb, which is the old-fashioned kind, says 100 on it. elan_einlhander (13:26:42): Guess I'll go with 70 vencabot_teppoo (13:26:56): Yeah. I think most modern, round light-bulbs are 70 or 75 watt. elan_einlhander (13:29:14): Huh, my lamp is 57 cents a month elan_einlhander (13:29:31): Sounds about right when compared to the T'V vencabot_teppoo (13:29:36): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (13:29:47): So in terms of rent, what else would I owe her? elan_einlhander (13:29:48): Wate? elan_einlhander (13:29:49): Sorta elan_einlhander (13:29:51): Water* vencabot_teppoo (13:30:01): And gas, for heat. elan_einlhander (13:30:32): I won't figure out heat elan_einlhander (13:30:38): I don't voluntarily use it elan_einlhander (13:30:51): I cover my register vencabot_teppoo (13:30:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:31:12): Ok, then water, I guess. elan_einlhander (13:31:12): So how would I figure out water? vencabot_teppoo (13:31:34): I'm on it. vencabot_teppoo (13:31:38): ~searching wiz~ vencabot_teppoo (13:31:40): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:32:15): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (13:32:22): http://www.stpete.org/wwwuse.htm vencabot_teppoo (13:32:48): That will determine how many gallons the things you do, use. elan_einlhander (13:32:57): Coolies vencabot_teppoo (13:32:58): Now I'll check the board of water and light to see the water charges. vencabot_teppoo (13:39:09): Ok... vencabot_teppoo (13:39:11): So... vencabot_teppoo (13:40:03): (Gallons / 728) times $1.50 vencabot_teppoo (13:40:11): For your water bill per month. vencabot_teppoo (13:43:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:43:24): Ed Edd and Eddy. elan_einlhander (13:43:38): Wait elan_einlhander (13:43:48): So I multiply 4 gallons by fifteen minutes elan_einlhander (13:43:50): I think vencabot_teppoo (13:44:14): ROFL. "Eddy got a trailer!" Ok, lemme check. elan_einlhander (13:45:18): Huh, I only pay four cents for my showers elan_einlhander (13:45:26): That can't be right vencabot_teppoo (13:45:30): No. vencabot_teppoo (13:45:36): Four gallons per minute in the shower. elan_einlhander (13:45:48): So 4 times 15 elan_einlhander (13:46:05): Then that times .33, for a shower like every three days vencabot_teppoo (13:46:43): The number of showers per day, times the number of minutes in the shower each time, times 4 gallons = gallons used for showers every day. vencabot_teppoo (13:46:52): Multiply that by the number of days you shower per month. vencabot_teppoo (13:47:23): And then divide that by 728, and multiply it by a buck fifty. elan_einlhander (13:47:39): Ah elan_einlhander (13:48:30): 1.22 elan_einlhander (13:48:32): Seem right? vencabot_teppoo (13:48:45): I wouldn't know... Never seen a water-bill in my life, lol. vencabot_teppoo (13:48:53): But those are the equations that I found. vencabot_teppoo (13:49:13): For some reason, water bills are calculated in 100CUBICFEET of water used... vencabot_teppoo (13:49:38): No idea why, but apparently the conversion of gallons to 100cubicfeet's of water is "gallons/728". elan_einlhander (13:49:46): Kwazy vencabot_teppoo (13:49:46): And that's called a "ccf of water." vencabot_teppoo (13:49:56): And the board of water and light charges a buck fifty per ccf. vencabot_teppoo (13:51:12): Then you can calculate the toilet water. vencabot_teppoo (13:51:24): And that's pretty much it. elan_einlhander (13:51:27): Twice a day? elan_einlhander (13:51:30): For toilet use vencabot_teppoo (13:51:39): Five gallons per flush. elan_einlhander (13:51:50): so ten gallons per day vencabot_teppoo (13:51:59): So, 10 gallons a day for you. Times 30 days in a month. vencabot_teppoo (13:52:09): Divided by 728. vencabot_teppoo (13:52:13): Multiplied by a buck fifty. elan_einlhander (13:57:42): Hm elan_einlhander (13:57:52): I dont' see any other major water uses elan_einlhander (13:57:56): So I guess I'll add it all up elan_einlhander (14:01:01): Okay according to my calculations elan_einlhander (14:01:07): I owe her about 20 bucks in rent vencabot_teppoo (14:01:26): Well, rent is for renting the property. vencabot_teppoo (14:01:39): It's seperate from the utilities bill. vencabot_teppoo (14:01:48): You were gonna pay 10% in rent alone, right? elan_einlhander (14:01:52): Yeah elan_einlhander (14:01:56): So I'd add that to it elan_einlhander (14:02:02): Which was 28 dollars vencabot_teppoo (14:02:02): And then 20 bucks for utilities? elan_einlhander (14:02:10): So 48 bucks per month elan_einlhander (14:02:17): plus 30 for my internet vencabot_teppoo (14:02:20): Plus DSL. ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (14:02:29): So... $78 per month. vencabot_teppoo (14:02:31): Any other charges? elan_einlhander (14:02:37): Food? vencabot_teppoo (14:02:43): Food. Thats it, right? elan_einlhander (14:02:45): I could start buying my own food in theory vencabot_teppoo (14:02:55): You'd probably have enough money left over. vencabot_teppoo (14:03:11): Suddenly free school lunch is lookin' pretty good, lol. elan_einlhander (14:03:14): Lol elan_einlhander (14:03:17): Seriously elan_einlhander (14:03:25): I'm thining I'll put whatever is leftover in the bank elan_einlhander (14:03:31): And not spend any extra money elan_einlhander (14:03:39): I'm gonna totally deprive myself vencabot_teppoo (14:03:54): Then you'd have at least a little bit of money per few months to buy something extra that you may need. vencabot_teppoo (14:03:57): Since ya never know. elan_einlhander (14:04:06): Yeah elan_einlhander (14:04:23): I wouldnt' even know how to calculate food elan_einlhander (14:04:29): I can't eat Ramen ALL the time vencabot_teppoo (14:04:42): For real. So lets calculate the things that you could eat ALL the time. vencabot_teppoo (14:04:53): You could eat how much ramen, first of all? vencabot_teppoo (14:05:02): A cup per day? Oh yeah, you don't eat in cups, lol... elan_einlhander (14:05:06): I do too vencabot_teppoo (14:05:26): Well,let's say, hypothetically, that you ate in cups. vencabot_teppoo (14:05:37): One cup per day could satisfy any hunger that you still have after one main dinner per day. vencabot_teppoo (14:06:24): ~went to maruchan.com...~ vencabot_teppoo (14:06:31): ~came up with some strange Japanese diary-site~ vencabot_teppoo (14:06:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:07:30): Okay take a break elan_einlhander (14:07:38): I'm leveling with Colwyn and I feel bad for making him do it all vencabot_teppoo (14:07:42): Do you happen to know the price of... Well, lemme check... Ok, I have a BULK box of ramen here. I'll check it out. Ok. elan_einlhander (14:08:22): Write down the numbers for Ramen, 2 gallons of milk per month, and uh, cereal I guess elan_einlhander (14:08:29): if you're not busy vencabot_teppoo (14:08:44): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:10:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:09): $1.89 for 12 packs of Ramen. The kind you like- Not the cups. vencabot_teppoo (14:11:23): So we'll go with two of those per month. 24 packs of ramen a month. elan_einlhander (14:11:39): Kay vencabot_teppoo (14:12:46): So, we'll round up to four dollars a month for ramen. Now we just basically need an average-sized dinner per night to add onto that. elan_einlhander (14:13:03): I guess elan_einlhander (14:13:07): Sorta vencabot_teppoo (14:13:18): If you ate a five-dollar large Little Ceasar's pizza every night... vencabot_teppoo (14:13:20): It'd cost... vencabot_teppoo (14:13:29): 150 dollars a month. elan_einlhander (14:13:36): O.o elan_einlhander (14:13:42): No David vencabot_teppoo (14:14:08): Well you ain't gonna get a dinner for less than five dollars, lol. That's basically the LOWEST it could be. If you ate a 5-dollar pizza every night. elan_einlhander (14:14:26): Then what was the point of the Ramen? elan_einlhander (14:14:32): I eat lunch at school elan_einlhander (14:14:40): So the only meal I WOULD eat is dinner vencabot_teppoo (14:14:45): To tide you over. That was basically the only purpose of the ramen. elan_einlhander (14:15:01): No Ramen is dinner vencabot_teppoo (14:15:12): Crazy. vencabot_teppoo (14:15:19): Then we could up to another pack of ramen. vencabot_teppoo (14:15:29): 3 bulk packages of ramen. elan_einlhander (14:15:37): O.o vencabot_teppoo (14:15:39): 6 dollars a month. vencabot_teppoo (14:15:44): 36 packages. elan_einlhander (14:15:49): I'm gonna die of Ramen poisoning, lol vencabot_teppoo (14:15:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:02): For only 6 bucks a month, that ain't bad. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:07): Let's talk NUTRITIONALLY. elan_einlhander (14:16:11): Seriously elan_einlhander (14:16:15): We need some balance in there vencabot_teppoo (14:16:15): You're gonna need protein. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:32): And dairy. Dairy will come from milk, easily. vencabot_teppoo (14:16:36): Ramen has plenty of carbs. elan_einlhander (14:16:40): Yeah elan_einlhander (14:16:52): Protein comes from Peanut buter, beans, and meat vencabot_teppoo (14:16:52): That's all the carbs you'll ever need. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:17:20): I suggest meat. School lunch. You shouldn't need much more daily protein than that. elan_einlhander (14:17:31): Good point elan_einlhander (14:17:44): But bread and peanut butter at home would be wise I say vencabot_teppoo (14:18:25): Maybe you should get some deli-meats. Deli meats + bread + peanut butter + jelly = a variety of sandwhiches. elan_einlhander (14:18:39): No jelly elan_einlhander (14:18:43): I don;t care for jelly vencabot_teppoo (14:19:00): Well, if you're going to get deli-meats, you won't really need peanut butter. elan_einlhander (14:19:13): I'd perfer peanut butter vencabot_teppoo (14:19:35): Well, it's up to you, but I advise you that peanut butter isn't very good for you, regardless of protein. elan_einlhander (14:19:59): It isn't? elan_einlhander (14:20:00): Why? vencabot_teppoo (14:20:38): I dunno. I just hear it all the time, lol. Peanuts and peanut-butter are not good for you. elan_einlhander (14:20:47): Hm elan_einlhander (14:21:00): Then I guess we'll go with deli-meats vencabot_teppoo (14:21:33): A pack of deli-meats... I dunno how much is in those, or how much they cost, really. So, let's go with cereal and milk for now. We'll leave the meat and bread calculations for later. vencabot_teppoo (14:22:14): You can get a box of cereal that will last for three days of usage for 3 bucks. vencabot_teppoo (14:22:31): The Kroger brand of chex come in a huge box for a bit less than three dollars. elan_einlhander (14:23:37): M'kay vencabot_teppoo (14:24:11): $2.50 for a gallon of milk. vencabot_teppoo (14:24:19): How long does a gallon of milk last? Not long. vencabot_teppoo (14:24:31): Two gallons a week? Three gallons? elan_einlhander (14:25:12): Two a week vencabot_teppoo (14:25:48): Then five dollars per week for milk. Are you putting these calculations in notepad or something? vencabot_teppoo (14:25:56): Because these could probably be pretty helpful later on. elan_einlhander (14:25:58): Uh, no elan_einlhander (14:25:59): Could you? elan_einlhander (14:26:01): Seriously busty elan_einlhander (14:26:03): busy* elan_einlhander (14:26:11): I keep jumping between four windows elan_einlhander (14:28:59): Although traditionally when you rent a room, meals are included vencabot_teppoo (14:32:30): ~head hurts~ vencabot_teppoo (14:32:33): ~takes a break~ vencabot_teppoo (14:32:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:32:36): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (14:32:57): Holy smokes. Yahoo! Search IMvironment? elan_einlhander (14:33:11): O.o vencabot_teppoo (14:33:24): I was on Yahoo!, and it was like, "Sharing these results with a friend?" I was like, "How do you know? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:33:33): "Use the Yahoo! Search IMvironment!" elan_einlhander (14:50:24): I still gota work today :\ vencabot_teppoo (14:50:32): Ouch. elan_einlhander (14:50:35): Yeah elan_einlhander (14:50:38): 4:45 elan_einlhander (15:29:08): Man, being totally independant's gonne be kwazy elan_einlhander (15:29:20): She'll have like, nothing on me elan_einlhander (15:29:23): No more excuses vencabot_teppoo (15:29:52): Aside from the fact that you're younger than 18 and still legally bound to do what your mom says. elan_einlhander (15:30:00): I know elan_einlhander (15:30:05): But I mean like how she goes/ elan_einlhander (15:30:20): "Well you'll do what I say because I pay for your electrictity" elan_einlhander (15:30:25): Blah blah blah vencabot_teppoo (15:30:27): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:31:00): And if this doesn't prove me responsible, I dunno what does. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:09): Lol. For real. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:15): "You want me to be responsible?" elan_einlhander (15:31:21): She keeps telling me to take responsible vencabot_teppoo (15:31:23): Heehee. elan_einlhander (15:31:25): And as you know, I go allor nothing elan_einlhander (15:31:29): And this is ALL elan_einlhander (15:31:32): the extreme elan_einlhander (15:32:38): And as long as at least ONE person supports me.... elan_einlhander (15:32:39): I can make it vencabot_teppoo (15:32:56): And so David is shot and murdered. vencabot_teppoo (15:32:58): By Doug's mom. vencabot_teppoo (15:32:59): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:33:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:33:15): I would never make you face her of course, it's mostly personal satisfaction vencabot_teppoo (15:34:16): Man, when you're inclosed in a small space for too long, your sense of reality gets quite warped. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:19): I've noticed this. elan_einlhander (15:34:33): As have I elan_einlhander (15:34:48): Since I, yah know, I never leave my room. vencabot_teppoo (15:35:22): Same here, and I really should. I'm all about saving the world, and the only times that I'm really at a loss of what to do is when I'm in my room for too long, because it warps my sense of reality. vencabot_teppoo (15:35:27): I forget that things go on OUTSIDE of my room. elan_einlhander (15:35:38): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (15:35:53): Which is why I couldn't live in suburbia. I swear, if there was anything that could ever be seriously detrimental to my cause... vencabot_teppoo (15:36:01): It would be living in a place where nothing ever goes wrong. elan_einlhander (15:36:12): Heh vencabot_teppoo (15:36:14): I need to live in the Bronx, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:36:32): Get stabbed once every three days. vencabot_teppoo (15:36:39): That'd keep my head clear. vencabot_teppoo (15:36:41): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:38:48): As assumed elan_einlhander (15:38:52): Colwyn has crappy SP elan_einlhander (15:38:59): 1060 compared to my 1400 elan_einlhander (15:39:05): By the way elan_einlhander (15:39:09): I beat him last night vencabot_teppoo (15:39:14): Cool. elan_einlhander (15:39:17): Colwyn tells you 'You win' elan_einlhander (15:39:22): I think I hurt his ego elan_einlhander (15:39:22): Bad vencabot_teppoo (15:39:28): Poor buddy. elan_einlhander (15:39:33): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:42:07): Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm elan_einlhander (15:42:17): I dunno how to word my declaration of Independance vencabot_teppoo (15:43:05): ~feels like he's out of his mind... feels all cloudy and distracted...~ ~hates that feeling~ I'm gonna go wash some clothes... Brb. elan_einlhander (15:43:14): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:25:11): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:25:11): I... vencabot_teppoo (16:25:12): Just raided my closet for the first time in years. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:15): I have... vencabot_teppoo (16:25:18): Wicked...wicked... vencabot_teppoo (16:25:23): EIGHTIES PANTS!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:25:36): I'm gonna start wearing them to school. I'm 'bout to be an 80's hair-band singer. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:48): ~tears his hair out~ WHITE JEANS. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:53): So 1337. elan_einlhander (16:25:58): Right vencabot_teppoo (16:26:08): Gray and white speckled jeans... So awesome. elan_einlhander (16:27:52): Heading to work yo elan_einlhander (16:27:54): Peace vencabot_teppoo (23:58:09): Won't the real Sparticus please stand up? elan_einlhander (23:58:48): No elan_einlhander (23:58:50): I refuse vencabot_teppoo (23:58:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:09): Dad's watching the Sparticus movie, from, like, the seventies. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:11): So 1337. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:16): I'm listening to it in my room. elan_einlhander (23:59:32): It's an awesome movie vencabot_teppoo (23:59:43): "The horrible sentence of crucifiction shall be placed upon ALL of you rebel slaves, save unless for the SINGLE condition..." vencabot_teppoo (23:59:56): "That you identify the body or person..." vencabot_teppoo (23:59:59): "Of Sparticus!" 2-15-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:00:02): *silence* vencabot_teppoo (0:00:07): "...I am Sparticus!" vencabot_teppoo (0:00:10): "I AM SPARTICUS!" elan_einlhander (0:00:15): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (0:00:19): So awesome. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:16): But, on a serious note... vencabot_teppoo (0:02:19): Really... vencabot_teppoo (0:02:23): ~I~ am Sparticus. vencabot_teppoo (0:02:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:13): That would have been me if I was back in the day. vencabot_teppoo (0:04:17): "No, really guys..." vencabot_teppoo (0:04:20): "Seriously." elan_einlhander (0:04:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (0:04:23): "I am Sparticus." elan_einlhander (0:04:31): Sparticus Teppoo vencabot_teppoo (0:04:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:14): "Ok, enough joking around, guys." vencabot_teppoo (0:07:20): "I'm Sparticus. Really." elan_einlhander (0:07:24): ~I~ would elan_einlhander (0:07:42): Say "That guy over there, in the blue helmet, is actuallySparticus" vencabot_teppoo (0:07:48): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (0:07:57): "Blue helmet? This is ancient Rome, son." elan_einlhander (0:08:05): Yeah exactly vencabot_teppoo (0:08:06): "What kind of idiot wears a blue helmet?" vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): "Sparticus." vencabot_teppoo (0:08:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:08:13): Guy in the blue helmet IS Sparticus vencabot_teppoo (0:08:21): Doug knows. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:27): Doug was there. elan_einlhander (0:08:28): I do too elan_einlhander (0:08:29): I was vencabot_teppoo (0:08:30): In the blue helmet. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:11:23): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (0:11:31): ? elan_einlhander (0:11:48): Your sn on MSN vencabot_teppoo (0:11:56): Oh yeah, lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (0:42:09): *Does anyone have a change for a million buck bill?" elan_einlhander (0:42:15): MILLION BUCK BILL vencabot_teppoo (0:42:19): Heehee. elan_einlhander (0:42:41): 'According to Dunedain, Jesus Christ used to sell Holy Hand Grenades somewhere i n Alyria.' Kairawiel says. elan_einlhander (0:42:49): IF that's not awesome, nothing is. vencabot_teppoo (0:43:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:43:51): I've hired Kairawiel to be my Valentine. vencabot_teppoo (0:44:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:44:28): Since SOMEONE stood me up vencabot_teppoo (0:44:34): Ouch. elan_einlhander (0:44:40): Yeah. elan_einlhander (0:44:42): *shrug* elan_einlhander (0:45:11): Feel kinda stupid for sending her so many Valentine's gifts now vencabot_teppoo (0:45:25): THAT'S THE LAST DRAW. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:29): Doug breaks up with Vic. vencabot_teppoo (0:45:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (0:45:35): :\ vencabot_teppoo (0:45:40): Valentine's day ends as many relationships as it begins. elan_einlhander (0:46:00): Amen vencabot_teppoo (0:46:01): It's a great day to get your heart broken. elan_einlhander (0:46:05): The best day vencabot_teppoo (0:46:09): I swear, so many people get pissed on Valentine's Day. vencabot_teppoo (0:49:21): Apparently, there's a Simpson's Movie coming out. vencabot_teppoo (0:49:29): Simpsons, that is. elan_einlhander (0:49:42): Egad vencabot_teppoo (0:53:48): I'm going to bed. Should have gone to bed three hours ago. Peace, man. elan_einlhander (0:53:58): See yah see yah vencabot_teppoo (9:59:26): Rofl! elan_einlhander (9:59:29): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (9:59:41): I'm clearing out my computer, and I found a random file that hasn't been touched in years... vencabot_teppoo (9:59:49): Called "BestQuoteEver". elan_einlhander (9:59:55): O.o vencabot_teppoo (10:00:04): I opened it... and it's title is not false. vencabot_teppoo (10:00:09): This is all that the file contains: vencabot_teppoo (10:00:17): what is life but a smack in the face?As if one were to take hold of a large slice of ham and move it across your face.But there are those few things or people that make it as if you were to open your mouth and bite that slice of ham til there is nothing left. elan_einlhander (10:00:40): Omg that IS the best quote ever. vencabot_teppoo (10:01:10): I have no idea how it got on my computer... vencabot_teppoo (10:01:14): But it really is the best quote ever. elan_einlhander (10:01:19): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:06:44): eriously, though. Doug is Sparticus. says: Every six weeks you have a break from school for a week? Everyone should love someone else, even though he or she is only a friend says: yep elan_einlhander (17:07:00): Lol elan_einlhander (21:55:01): Victoriana tells the formation '35' elan_einlhander (21:55:04): I wanna die, right now elan_einlhander (21:55:08): NOW DAVID vencabot_teppoo (21:55:11): 35? elan_einlhander (21:55:19): THIRTY FUCKING FIVE vencabot_teppoo (21:55:24): Her age? elan_einlhander (21:55:29): YEP vencabot_teppoo (21:55:37): I thought she was forty, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:39): My bad. elan_einlhander (21:55:46): NOT A GOOD TIME FOR JOKES vencabot_teppoo (21:56:06): What's the deal, man? You knew she was much older than you... Weren't you preparing for this? elan_einlhander (21:56:19): You thought I'd just be okay? vencabot_teppoo (21:56:28): Guess I was wrong. ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:56:40): Apparently we're not all clear on HOW DEEP Doug is into this elan_einlhander (21:56:43): We can't be together elan_einlhander (21:56:44): Ever vencabot_teppoo (21:57:08): ~opens his mouth to say something optimistic, but realizes that it's just stupid and shuts his mouth again~ elan_einlhander (21:57:19): Yup elan_einlhander (21:57:26): Optimism is the last thing I want right now vencabot_teppoo (21:58:26): You'll feel better in the morning. ~doesn't know what else to say~ ~thinks of some other idiotic optimistic cliche and realizes that he would kill anyone that ever said it to HIM, so just stays quiet again~ elan_einlhander (21:58:31): My MOM is 42. elan_einlhander (21:58:41): My AUNT is 34 vencabot_teppoo (21:59:01): How's Vic taking it? vencabot_teppoo (21:59:10): Bet she isn't exactly a bowl of cherries, either. elan_einlhander (21:59:22): No no no, she is elan_einlhander (21:59:26): She's very cheer still elan_einlhander (21:59:29): Cheery* elan_einlhander (21:59:35): I have no idea how. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:36): Leave it to her, lol. elan_einlhander (21:59:41): Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (21:59:49): Maybe she's in shock. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:04): Whenever I would... ~shuts up again~ Man, I don't have anything to say, lol. elan_einlhander (22:00:10): I know elan_einlhander (22:00:14): Just let me vent vencabot_teppoo (22:00:19): I'm all over that job. elan_einlhander (22:00:21): *refuses to cry, gets pissed instead* vencabot_teppoo (22:00:29): Yeah, man. Don't cry. ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:00:43): I almost did elan_einlhander (22:00:51): I felt it coming, when we were about to talk elan_einlhander (22:01:11): Because I wasnt't saying anything, and confronted her sternly with why she always away vencabot_teppoo (22:01:21): What'd she say? vencabot_teppoo (22:01:27): ~doesn't know how that could relate to her age~ elan_einlhander (22:01:44): Oh this and that, about work and making her same excuses vencabot_teppoo (22:02:01): So how'd you get around to her age? elan_einlhander (22:02:13): Uhhhhhhh elan_einlhander (22:02:25): Because I todl her I though she was avoiding me because of what I told her vencabot_teppoo (22:02:42): Ah. Well, that's stickin' it to her. Man, sounds so terribly familiar. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:42): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:02:49): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:03:13): ~shuts his mouth again because he refuses to bring up Ericka or Lacy, at least right now~ elan_einlhander (22:03:32): Victoriana tells the formation 'took the words right out of my fingertips' vencabot_teppoo (22:03:33): Well, did you freak out on her? elan_einlhander (22:03:35): On a side note elan_einlhander (22:03:40): That's a good quote vencabot_teppoo (22:03:43): It is. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:51): But not as good as the ham one, I'm afraid. elan_einlhander (22:03:57): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:03:58): Touche elan_einlhander (22:04:07): I sorta freaked out elan_einlhander (22:04:09): Thing is though elan_einlhander (22:04:20): It's hard to be mad at her when she's so damn cheery about it vencabot_teppoo (22:04:44): Well, it's also just not very chivalrous, and that's your thing. ~_~ Better that you freak out on ME than on her. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:51): Gotta keep your cool. elan_einlhander (22:04:56): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:04:57): At least visibly. elan_einlhander (22:05:00): Which is why I am vencabot_teppoo (22:05:04): Which is good. elan_einlhander (22:05:37): Thanks for not being Koree elan_einlhander (22:05:46): He's not helpful I swear vencabot_teppoo (22:05:46): Lol. Anytime. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:50): It's easy for me not to be Koree. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:55): It's what I do best. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:05:58): Lol elan_einlhander (22:06:50): We're talking about how being twice as old as me will make things.... different vencabot_teppoo (22:07:02): O.o;; elan_einlhander (22:07:39): Jesus elan_einlhander (22:07:45): Serahin was 25 and THAT bugged me elan_einlhander (22:07:49): Think of how thsi compares. elan_einlhander (22:08:08): this* vencabot_teppoo (22:08:43): ~nods~ Yeah. ~_~ If I had a car, I'd drive over there and we could get a sandwhich, lol. elan_einlhander (22:08:46): rootxero: how did kenny know? vencabot_teppoo (22:08:56): How DID Kenny know? elan_einlhander (22:08:57): Apparently I'm being told Kenny knew vencabot_teppoo (22:09:06): Kenny told ~me~ that she was 40. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:14): He said that Colwyn told HIM. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:20): I think Colwyn must have asked her. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:31): Or someone just guessed. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:35): Since shes not 40. elan_einlhander (22:09:40): I swear to god I hate you all vencabot_teppoo (22:09:46): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:21:01): Well, guess I can ex out ever seeing her in real life. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:48): Up to you, man. If you did see her, it couldn't be very romantic. elan_einlhander (22:21:54): Seriously elan_einlhander (22:21:57): Not in any way elan_einlhander (22:21:59): *sigh* elan_einlhander (22:22:07): Shit I'm gonna cry elan_einlhander (22:22:12): *runs off* vencabot_teppoo (22:22:21): Go to bed, man. Get some rest. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:42): I'm getting up at 9:30 tomorrow. You'll probably at least feel more stable in the morning. vencabot_teppoo (22:22:50): But I dunno... It's you. Not me. elan_einlhander (22:22:55): *holding it in* elan_einlhander (22:23:00): I can hold it back, I know I can vencabot_teppoo (22:23:50): There's no reason to cry, man. Crying to solve anything. You're a man... Not some normal shmoe. Just think rationally. Think of a solution. Not like you're some suicidal teen... Life WILL go on, so you have to ask yourself what you're gonna do about it. elan_einlhander (22:24:07): Which is why I refuse to cry elan_einlhander (22:24:10): You know me. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:14): It's obsolete. elan_einlhander (22:24:18): It is elan_einlhander (22:24:26): An unecessary bodily function vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): For real. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:55): No benefits... PLUS it makes you look like an idiot. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:59): Better to fight and have some pride. elan_einlhander (22:25:06): Amen. elan_einlhander (22:25:07): Wanna box? vencabot_teppoo (22:25:16): I... I... ~POW~ vencabot_teppoo (22:25:17): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (22:25:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:25:20): X_X elan_einlhander (22:25:27): *nod* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:43): Leave it to Doug. vencabot_teppoo (22:25:55): "Crying is unnecessary. No reason for it. Wanna box?" vencabot_teppoo (22:25:58): "Huh?" vencabot_teppoo (22:26:00): *POW* vencabot_teppoo (22:26:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:26:05): K.O vencabot_teppoo (22:26:15): Random announcer that is always in Doug's head. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:19): "FLAWLESS VICTORY!" elan_einlhander (22:26:22): He is too elan_einlhander (22:26:25): I swear I always hear it. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:28): ~David laying on the ground with swirly eyes~ elan_einlhander (22:26:29): K.O, VICTORY vencabot_teppoo (22:26:32): So do I... No kidding. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:37): Whenever anyone says "Victory!" vencabot_teppoo (22:26:42): I have to say, "YAAAAY!" vencabot_teppoo (22:26:48): Because I hear a crowd in my head yelling it. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:02): Lol./ elan_einlhander (22:28:41): *telling Victoriana he doesn't plan to go to college right away, gets the same reaction he gets from everyone but David* vencabot_teppoo (22:28:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:52): Typical. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:55): Foolish mortals. elan_einlhander (22:29:10): Yeah. :\ elan_einlhander (22:29:14): Oh well, no one's perfect elan_einlhander (22:29:18): Well, I take that back vencabot_teppoo (22:29:26): What Doug just said... elan_einlhander (22:29:28): At work I claim to be the perfect life form. vencabot_teppoo (22:29:33): Completely over-throws Dougism. vencabot_teppoo (22:29:45): Or "Duggism." vencabot_teppoo (22:29:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:29:52): That somehow sounds dirty. elan_einlhander (22:29:58): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:30:16): ~bouncity-bounces until he has a duggism~ elan_einlhander (22:30:17): Richard isn't speaking to me cuz I told him I was perfect next to everyone else there vencabot_teppoo (22:30:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:30:43): Which I honestly believe I am elan_einlhander (22:30:45): Mentally at least vencabot_teppoo (22:31:00): Physically... maybe not, lol. elan_einlhander (22:31:05): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:31:06): Since Doug is allergic to the air he breathes. elan_einlhander (22:31:09): Yep vencabot_teppoo (22:31:11): And the water he drinks. elan_einlhander (22:31:22): "Dude, I am enlightened" elan_einlhander (22:31:27): "I think you're full of shit" elan_einlhander (22:31:40): "Typical response to those who don't understand what it's really about" elan_einlhander (22:31:44): Our conversation. vencabot_teppoo (22:31:46): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:32:13): I tried to get him to look at the "big picture" elan_einlhander (22:32:18): Which apparently no one can see. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:30): People are too afraid to look at the big picture. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:45): Because it means that they have responsibilities. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:56): But whuteva. elan_einlhander (22:33:05): No you're right elan_einlhander (22:33:14): I told him he needs to take responsibilty elan_einlhander (22:33:20): But apparently he doesn't *eyeroll* vencabot_teppoo (22:33:38): Well, no one has any real reason to believe us. elan_einlhander (22:33:47): I suppose not elan_einlhander (22:33:59): Just irritates me to LET people be idiots. vencabot_teppoo (22:34:44): Yup. The best one can do is take responsibility HIMSELF and be a role model. That's all. ~_~ Take things like a man and your pride will hopefully show people how pathetic their lives really are, and maybe they'll get the hint. vencabot_teppoo (22:34:52): Words don't mean crap, I've learned over time. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:04): Correction- Words mean crap, but not enough crap. elan_einlhander (22:35:06): Which is a good reason for me to do what I'm doing at home now elan_einlhander (22:35:21): EVERYONE at work thinks I'm a "fucking moron" now. elan_einlhander (22:35:52): For voluntarily paying rent and utilities. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:52): Well, when you're that radical, you have to know that you're going to make a lot of enemies at first. elan_einlhander (22:35:59): Yup vencabot_teppoo (22:36:03): You're gonna intimidate people. elan_einlhander (22:36:05): But I don't need them. 2-16-04 elan_einlhander (16:56:58): Ah, morning Captain Teppo elan_einlhander (16:57:02): Teppoo* vencabot_teppoo (16:57:24): I hate to tell you, Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:57:27): But it's not morning. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:57:29): *realizes it's 4* elan_einlhander (16:57:32): Oh yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:57:36): It's 5. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:37): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:50): Is Sharon off to bed? elan_einlhander (16:57:55): Yep elan_einlhander (16:57:57): Sorry vencabot_teppoo (16:58:06): It's alright. She's sick. I just came on to send her to bed, lol. elan_einlhander (16:58:10): Where the heck have you been? elan_einlhander (16:58:23): You said you were geting up at 9L30 vencabot_teppoo (16:58:26): My dad was waiting for the same call that we've been waiting for since who knows when, so, yet again, I couldn't come online. elan_einlhander (16:58:28): 9:30* vencabot_teppoo (16:58:29): I did get up at 9:30. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:32): And was on until 10. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:56): And then dad disconnected me and said that I couldn't come back until 5. elan_einlhander (16:59:08): Aw vencabot_teppoo (16:59:26): So I got to talk with Sharon for a little while today, and told her that I might not be back. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:30): So it's all good. elan_einlhander (17:02:41): Okay, even David knows this one elan_einlhander (17:02:49): Where is King Cronus? vencabot_teppoo (17:02:59): Lowangen. elan_einlhander (17:03:04): Thank you elan_einlhander (17:03:26): People trying to tell me he's in Catacombs of Shame vencabot_teppoo (17:03:40): Well, they can suck us both at once. elan_einlhander (17:03:44): Seriously elan_einlhander (17:04:29): Wait vencabot_teppoo (17:04:49): ? elan_einlhander (17:04:58): You were offline all day and you didn't work out? vencabot_teppoo (17:05:11): I did, I just didn't quite get finished. I still need to run. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:16): Just logged on to send Sharon to bed, lol. elan_einlhander (17:05:20): Right vencabot_teppoo (18:48:17): Dodo's do what they want to do. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:22): On Doh-Doh Island, you can too. elan_einlhander (18:48:23): God I spent all day leveling vencabot_teppoo (18:48:24): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (18:48:29): Poor Doug. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:32): He's obsessed. elan_einlhander (18:48:36): I'm level 175, I reached my goal vencabot_teppoo (18:48:39): "Must... multi... again...." elan_einlhander (18:48:39): I can finally rest vencabot_teppoo (18:51:49): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:51:59): Nickolodeon. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:08): Asking a little girl: vencabot_teppoo (18:52:19): "If you were a superhero, what power would you want?" vencabot_teppoo (18:52:23): "...To see through people." vencabot_teppoo (18:52:29): David: "TO SEE THROUGH PEOPLE?!" vencabot_teppoo (18:52:38): That is the single most original super-power ever, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:52:45): But I somehow doubt that she would have too many comic books. elan_einlhander (18:52:57): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:53:48): Fairly Odd Parents is an amazingly good show. vencabot_teppoo (18:53:55): It's like Ed Edd and Eddy. Excellent writers. elan_einlhander (18:54:06): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (18:54:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:54:32): You should watch. elan_einlhander (18:54:39): It's over now elan_einlhander (18:54:41): Or close vencabot_teppoo (18:54:47): It's a marathon, lol. elan_einlhander (18:54:52): Ah elan_einlhander (18:54:59): I beat Anal-dor vencabot_teppoo (18:55:04): Cool. elan_einlhander (18:55:08): He's been bugging me to arena since I was level 110 elan_einlhander (18:55:17): I never wanted to cuz I would get "owned" elan_einlhander (18:55:29): But apparenlty he's not so big and bad elan_einlhander (18:55:55): I whooped his tail, then he asked for best 2 out of 3 elan_einlhander (18:56:02): And he came in with a horse and lance this time elan_einlhander (18:56:12): Too bad poor buddy's a dwarf, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:08:52): How is Adam West in so many cartoons? elan_einlhander (19:09:02): Dunno man, cuz he's awesome I guess elan_einlhander (19:19:04): Victor? elan_einlhander (19:19:09): Who the hell is Victor? vencabot_teppoo (19:19:14): I have no idea. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:17): Me, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:19:25): Rofl, did you just sign on MSN? vencabot_teppoo (19:19:33): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (19:19:36): So did you. elan_einlhander (19:19:39): Ah vencabot_teppoo (19:19:39): How strange. elan_einlhander (19:19:52): Aw, I kinda liked the "DOug is right, he is Sparticus" vencabot_teppoo (19:20:05): "Seriously, though. Doug is Sparticus" was getting old. elan_einlhander (19:20:21): Aw vencabot_teppoo (19:26:31): Bleach is hilarious because it's so insanely deadly. elan_einlhander (19:26:51): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (19:28:40): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:36:03): I'm giving my mom my declaration tonight vencabot_teppoo (19:36:51): Good luck. elan_einlhander (19:36:59): Yep vencabot_teppoo (19:43:07): Timmys dad going through a mid-life crisis on Fairly Odd Parents: vencabot_teppoo (19:43:15): "Quick, Timmy! What do YOU do to make you feel young?!" vencabot_teppoo (19:43:23): "Uh... look at my birth certificate?" elan_einlhander (19:43:37): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:44:42): "Dad, can you PLEASE play ball with me now?" vencabot_teppoo (19:44:52): "Right after I finish fixing up my new son- I MEAN CAR!" vencabot_teppoo (19:44:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:45:08): Yeah, I seen that one elan_einlhander (19:46:07): wanna see my declaration before I hand it out? vencabot_teppoo (19:46:46): Sure, man. I'll EVALUATE it after I finish eating delicious chili. elan_einlhander (19:46:51): Right elan_einlhander (19:46:57): Assuming I want an evaluation, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:47:28): David evaluates everything he reads, lol. elan_einlhander (19:47:34): I know vencabot_teppoo (19:47:35): Mike was like, "print up this paper for me." vencabot_teppoo (19:47:39): He sent it to me to print. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:42): I told him it sucked. vencabot_teppoo (19:47:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:48:06): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:49:37): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:49:41): "AYE PAPI!!" vencabot_teppoo (19:52:31): Beany... delicious... chili... vencabot_teppoo (19:52:35): ~eating a family-sized can~ elan_einlhander (19:52:40): Mmmm vencabot_teppoo (19:52:52): Lol. "Whay would your super-power be?" vencabot_teppoo (19:53:04): "I'd be able to isntantly tell the difference between jam and jelly." elan_einlhander (19:53:38): Which would be an awesome power. vencabot_teppoo (19:54:57): I grew up in Lansing. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:04): White-people-world scares me. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:55:10): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (19:55:15): Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:18): Those things they show... vencabot_teppoo (19:55:27): With just three little girls. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:30): In a pink and white room. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:36): In a blue and white house. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:43): With a perfectly green lawn and white fence. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:52): With an old, white-haired guy mowing the lawn nextdoor. vencabot_teppoo (19:55:54): Creepy. elan_einlhander (19:56:06): Did you read that file yet? vencabot_teppoo (19:56:55): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (19:57:01): I will right now. elan_einlhander (19:57:18): Just tell me if I left anything out that you think I should mention vencabot_teppoo (19:57:31): "belittiled." vencabot_teppoo (19:57:42): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:57:44): Wrong? elan_einlhander (19:57:53): Oh waut vencabot_teppoo (19:57:54): "very tired of my intelligence being belittiled." elan_einlhander (19:57:54): wait* elan_einlhander (19:57:58): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:58:01): Excellent quote. elan_einlhander (19:58:02): Awesome elan_einlhander (19:58:20): There I took the "i" out elan_einlhander (19:58:25): Belittled. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:39): by Tuesday, January 17 of 2004, then I will not accept it from any point past there and declare my birthday worthless. vencabot_teppoo (19:58:46): You can take out the "past there" vencabot_teppoo (19:58:49): Since it's redundant. elan_einlhander (19:58:53): Or not vencabot_teppoo (19:59:16): Well, being redundant doesn't make it look very official. elan_einlhander (19:59:18): I don't see how it's redundant. elan_einlhander (19:59:28): Since I didn't say anything like it before hand. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:40): If it is not given to me BY Tuesday. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:44): Meaning BEFORE tuesday. vencabot_teppoo (19:59:53): Then I will not accept it. elan_einlhander (20:00:04): And...? elan_einlhander (20:00:07): It's not redundant. elan_einlhander (20:00:25): ANYWAY vencabot_teppoo (20:00:28): If you say BY Tuesday, you don't need to say "past there."e vencabot_teppoo (20:00:30): ~_~ elan_einlhander (20:00:32): Rather than argue about grammar elan_einlhander (20:00:36): Since we can't agree elan_einlhander (20:00:38): Go on reading it vencabot_teppoo (20:00:44): ~grrr~ elan_einlhander (20:00:49): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (20:01:00): You're gonna pay your mom to drive you? elan_einlhander (20:01:08): She told me I have to elan_einlhander (20:01:12): Two bucks a ride vencabot_teppoo (20:01:16): Thouroughly = thuroughly. elan_einlhander (20:01:22): So I figure she's a taxi now elan_einlhander (20:01:25): WHat? elan_einlhander (20:01:26): No? elan_einlhander (20:01:33): That seems so wrong vencabot_teppoo (20:01:36): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (20:01:43): ~knows spelling~ elan_einlhander (20:01:44): Though elan_einlhander (20:01:46): Thu elan_einlhander (20:01:51): *knows spelling too* elan_einlhander (20:01:54): Smart-ass elan_einlhander (20:01:59): If it is, it is vencabot_teppoo (20:02:01): Type it in anything will spellcheck. elan_einlhander (20:02:12): I'm not opening Word vencabot_teppoo (20:02:20): Then ~I~ will. elan_einlhander (20:02:24): I'll just change it, not liek my mom can spell anyway vencabot_teppoo (20:03:42): Ahem... vencabot_teppoo (20:03:43): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (20:03:45): Thoroughly. vencabot_teppoo (20:03:50): ~shrink~ elan_einlhander (20:03:54): Well I'll be, we both failed. vencabot_teppoo (20:03:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:04:04): It always ends up that way I've noticed. elan_einlhander (20:04:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:16): ANYWAY. ~continues reading~ elan_einlhander (20:04:20): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:04:59): Doug has pwnage of "ascertain." elan_einlhander (20:05:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:05): I've NEVER seen that word spelled before, lol. elan_einlhander (20:05:08): I had no clue. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:11): So I checked it, and it's right. elan_einlhander (20:05:12): Seems okay though elan_einlhander (20:05:15): Lol, awesome. vencabot_teppoo (20:06:04): You might wanna also add in that, although you would hope that food is calculated into rent, you have calculated the cost of food and would be able to manage it. elan_einlhander (20:06:17): Ah, good idea. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:07:19): "I am BULL-E!" vencabot_teppoo (20:07:24): "What's the E stand for?" vencabot_teppoo (20:07:34): "It's the second letter in 'deth' and the THIRD letter in 'DIE'!!!" elan_einlhander (20:08:08): ... elan_einlhander (20:08:09): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:08:39): Kim just brought home a puppy she found outside... elan_einlhander (20:08:42): Oh HELL no vencabot_teppoo (20:08:49): WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (20:08:54): I... vencabot_teppoo (20:08:56): Well... vencabot_teppoo (20:09:00): Leave it to her. elan_einlhander (20:09:03): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (20:09:29): Is tomorrow an A day or a B day? elan_einlhander (20:09:32): A day elan_einlhander (20:09:34): I think vencabot_teppoo (20:09:45): I hope so. vencabot_teppoo (20:09:53): A days r0xx0rz. elan_einlhander (20:09:57): Yeah... vencabot_teppoo (20:10:14): Brb. Gonna clean out my chili-bowl and pan. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:14): needrealnamehelp: im think a B day maybe needrealnamehelp: what was last week? needrealnamehelp: A or B Vencabot Teppoo: ... Vencabot Teppoo: If I knew that... Vencabot Teppoo: ...Never mind, Kenny. Vencabot Teppoo: Never mind. needrealnamehelp: lol needrealnamehelp: jew elan_einlhander (20:18:51): Kenny, lol elan_einlhander (20:20:21): My printer got a taste of printage and apparently wants more vencabot_teppoo (20:20:34): Victor says: Maw? to the beach! says: huh? nope Victor says: Not Hali? Hali-momma? to the beach! says: yep-da momma..I'll tel her you said "maw"? Victor says: Thank you! ~smiles, and thinks that you're a very helpful friend-momma~ vencabot_teppoo (20:20:35): WHAT? elan_einlhander (20:20:36): It keeps making printing noises. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:48): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:25:33): rootxero: you went to bed too early yesterday... Vencabot_Teppoo: ...What? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:25:39): Just a random message out of nowhere. elan_einlhander (20:25:45): He's right though vencabot_teppoo (20:26:06): ROFL!!!! elan_einlhander (20:26:13): And Daniel is a total ass. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:27): "Oooh, I hope it's my new issue of 'Nerds Who Live With Their Mothers Monthly!"" elan_einlhander (20:26:31): He deleted Portal off the other computer just because I downloaded. vencabot_teppoo (20:26:37): ....What? elan_einlhander (20:26:51): You heard me elan_einlhander (20:26:55): And now Dave can't play vencabot_teppoo (20:27:16): You don't get much more ass-i-licious than that. elan_einlhander (20:27:18): I got it on there so Dave could play, and he deletes it liek a dick elan_einlhander (20:27:30): And you can't re-download it cuz it copies your IP adress vencabot_teppoo (20:28:03): Then... get a new IP address... O.o;; Wait, is your IP address always the same, because you have DSL? elan_einlhander (20:28:14): Yeah, prolly 2-17-04 vencabot_teppoo (6:33:33): Boy, Doug still up. elan_einlhander (6:33:51): Yo elan_einlhander (6:33:55): Naw I just got up vencabot_teppoo (6:34:02): Same. vencabot_teppoo (6:36:00): They replaced Mastadon with... that long-neck thing? vencabot_teppoo (6:36:09): ~talking about the new Power Rangers~ elan_einlhander (6:36:25): Aw vencabot_teppoo (6:36:39): They were like, "RED TYRANNOSAURUS!" vencabot_teppoo (6:36:46): "BLUE TRICERITOPS!" vencabot_teppoo (6:36:50): I was like, "YES!" vencabot_teppoo (6:37:01): And then black... whatever that long-neck thing is called. I used to know elan_einlhander (6:37:11): Brontosaurus. vencabot_teppoo (6:37:13): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (6:37:29): I wonder if the black ranger is still black. vencabot_teppoo (6:37:35): And if the yellow ranger is still asian, lol. elan_einlhander (6:38:02): Rofl. elan_einlhander (6:38:06): Such a racist show vencabot_teppoo (6:39:28): ~watching All Dogs Go to Heaven...~ vencabot_teppoo (6:39:29): ~...~ vencabot_teppoo (6:39:33): ~...the animated series~ elan_einlhander (6:39:37): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (6:39:48): ~wasn't even aware that there WAS an animated series~ vencabot_teppoo (7:00:36): ~watches Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century~ elan_einlhander (7:00:46): ~awesome~ vencabot_teppoo (7:03:12): John: "Why in 22nd Century? Why couldn't it just be Sherlock Holmes, the TV show? He fights the SAME villains in the SAME way." vencabot_teppoo (7:03:15): And it's so true, lol. elan_einlhander (7:03:28): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (7:09:57): How can America be in debt? vencabot_teppoo (7:10:03): EVERYONE is in debt to US. elan_einlhander (7:10:09): rofl. vencabot_teppoo (7:10:23): We just gave away TOO much money, I guess. Lol. elan_einlhander (7:10:33): Hehe. vencabot_teppoo (7:12:39): Cancer is great. vencabot_teppoo (7:12:47): It's the year 2004. vencabot_teppoo (7:12:55): And yet, there is a sickness out there that we know NOTHING about. vencabot_teppoo (7:18:59): Peace. elan_einlhander (7:19:04): Pece elan_einlhander (7:19:06): peace* vencabot_teppoo (16:20:35): Doug still has his computer. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:35): Whaddaya know. elan_einlhander (16:20:39): Yep vencabot_teppoo (16:20:45): What'd your mom have to say? elan_einlhander (16:21:12): Nothin' elan_einlhander (16:21:13): Nadda vencabot_teppoo (16:23:11): My dad refers to himself as "this bad boy right here." elan_einlhander (16:23:21): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:26:10): "This bad boy right here." Lol. elan_einlhander (16:26:19): *eyeroll* vencabot_teppoo (22:25:52): Well, how went the day? elan_einlhander (22:25:56): Ugh elan_einlhander (22:25:57): Crazy vencabot_teppoo (22:26:06): 'Splain. vencabot_teppoo (22:26:10): That is, if you care to. elan_einlhander (22:26:36): Well, short story is elan_einlhander (22:27:02): My mom is pissed as all get out, and thinks it's a total mockery and that I'm just doign it to get on her nerves elan_einlhander (22:27:19): Apparently wer'e having a "meeting" with my father tomorrow cuz she's told him everything vencabot_teppoo (22:27:32): ...WHAT? vencabot_teppoo (22:27:38): That's insane, lol. elan_einlhander (22:27:39): Which means shes' twisted it into her words elan_einlhander (22:27:55): And I'm not gonna be living here much longer vencabot_teppoo (22:28:03): Your mom arranged a meeting with your dad. elan_einlhander (22:28:20): Apparently vencabot_teppoo (22:46:26): There should be three ratings for games. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:29): Child. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:32): Mature understanding. vencabot_teppoo (22:46:34): Adult. elan_einlhander (22:46:40): I guess vencabot_teppoo (22:51:16): Davids Interpretation of Mexican Spin-the-Bottle. vencabot_teppoo (22:51:21): *glug-glug-glug* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:27): *clink* elan_einlhander (22:51:34): *chik* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:35): *whoosh-whoosh-whoosh* elan_einlhander (22:51:36): *BANG* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:43): *...whoosh-woosh* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:47): *...whoosh...* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:54): *SHATTER* vencabot_teppoo (22:51:58): *SLICE* vencabot_teppoo (22:52:16): *fwump* vencabot_teppoo (22:52:23): "Vamenos!" vencabot_teppoo (22:52:29): *pit-pat-pit-pat* vencabot_teppoo (22:52:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:52:35): ROfl vencabot_teppoo (22:54:50): You know what's hilarious? I'm irked to stay up into the hours of the AM because I know that chances of Ericka messaging me go up by at least 50% past 12:30, lol. I'm such a frickin' wuss. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:11): I can't believe that my mind even goes through that process. elan_einlhander (22:55:14): *wgap* vencabot_teppoo (22:55:58): "Man, I've still got a lot of homework to do. Oh well, I can miss some sleep tonight... been getting good sleep recently. But... if I stay up until 1:30... then she might... DAVID, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!" vencabot_teppoo (22:55:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:56:57): I have, like, nightmares about it, lol. elan_einlhander (22:57:05): O.o vencabot_teppoo (22:57:17): Because I know that if I got a message from her, it would make the same exact sound as if I got a message from you, and that really irks me for some reason. elan_einlhander (22:57:30): O,o vencabot_teppoo (22:58:21): I have no idea why... It's like a stupid phobia, lol. It makes no sense, but... I'm really set off by the fact that a message window could pop up at any time... make the same sound effect as any message window... and then, after it loads in a half-second, and I'm expecting Koree or something, it'll say "Jackdanielsincrystalglasses." vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): I seriously debated junctioning a sound-effect to her sending me a message that sounds like a code-red siren, lol. elan_einlhander (22:58:38): Ack vencabot_teppoo (22:58:47): But I don't know if you can do that on Yahoo!... You can on AIM. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:03): Because I'd like to know, if I was like, across the room, if it was you or her messaging me. elan_einlhander (22:59:14): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:59:27): I have this THING with the possiblity that, when I hear a "blink" and come back to my computer, happy that someone messaged me, it could be her. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:34): I'd rather be on the other side of the room and hear like, vencabot_teppoo (22:59:42): "CODE RED! CODE RED! BLUE TEAM GO! BLUE TEAM GO!" vencabot_teppoo (22:59:49): At least then I could mentally prepare, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:21): Ericka is the single most perfect representation of what the media portrays as the "Ex-girlfriend," lol. elan_einlhander (23:00:30): Rofl.l elan_einlhander (23:00:41): brb vencabot_teppoo (23:01:03): There are usually two representations... really bitchy ex-girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend that you avoid because you obviously still have some things to work out, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:01:05): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (23:05:15): Man, I'm gettin' bad vibes... vencabot_teppoo (23:05:43): The hair on my arms is standing up... I'm getting goose-bumps. elan_einlhander (23:05:52): Okay, listen elan_einlhander (23:05:55): SHUT UP elan_einlhander (23:05:56): *whap* elan_einlhander (23:05:59): Problem solved vencabot_teppoo (23:07:38): What's the biological story behind goosebumps and hair standing up? vencabot_teppoo (23:07:44): Why does it happen? elan_einlhander (23:07:51): Hmmmmm vencabot_teppoo (23:07:54): It happens to cats when they're angry, lol. elan_einlhander (23:08:04): Interesting question vencabot_teppoo (23:08:26): Does it have to do with instincts or something? vencabot_teppoo (23:08:38): Like, when you feel like you're being watched, the hair on the back of your neck stands up. vencabot_teppoo (23:08:49): Doesn't make any sense, really. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:07): Man, I sure wish Sharon would come on. elan_einlhander (23:10:17): Me too elan_einlhander (23:10:27): David, we can BOTH have her :P vencabot_teppoo (23:10:34): You and Sharon are the only two people that I talk to online, now. My only two friends, as long as I'm sitting in this chair. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:54): And it's just one of those bad-vibe nights when I wish I had as many friends surrounding me as possible. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:05): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (23:11:10): But all I've got... vencabot_teppoo (23:11:11): Is Doug. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:11:12): ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:11:22): Which is the worse you could do elan_einlhander (23:11:23): Worst* vencabot_teppoo (23:11:41): Seriously. Who could be worse than Doug? Except for maybe Koree, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:11:51): "Man, I've got a bad feeling..." vencabot_teppoo (23:11:58): "...Like... something is gonna happen." vencabot_teppoo (23:12:05): "You know what I mean?" vencabot_teppoo (23:12:14): "Sorry. You busy?" vencabot_teppoo (23:12:22): "...Are you there?" elan_einlhander (23:12:27): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:12:27): "shut up" elan_einlhander (23:12:30): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (23:12:32): "...God, I hate you." vencabot_teppoo (23:12:33): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:51): I'm down with Koree, though. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:53): He's a G. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:59): Sorta. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:00): Mostly. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:02): I think. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:04): Sometimes. vencabot_teppoo (23:13:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:13:13): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:14:00): A real life conversation: vencabot_teppoo (23:14:14): "Don't talk to me about that now, man. I'm in a bad mood." vencabot_teppoo (23:14:19): "What's the matter with you?" vencabot_teppoo (23:14:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:14:25): Koree is a straight-up hater. elan_einlhander (23:14:29): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (23:14:40): But wha'cha gonna do? vencabot_teppoo (23:14:42): I enjoy having arms. vencabot_teppoo (23:14:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:14:59): I do too vencabot_teppoo (23:15:24): Except when I have to fit into small spaces. elan_einlhander (23:15:35): Dude elan_einlhander (23:15:37): Stop elan_einlhander (23:15:39): Listen to this elan_einlhander (23:15:48): You're about to hear the cutest thign ever vencabot_teppoo (23:15:51): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:15:58): ~not sure how to prepare~ vencabot_teppoo (23:16:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:16:20): ~braces~ vencabot_teppoo (23:16:28): >_< elan_einlhander (23:16:49): Victoriana tells the formation 'hmmmmm.... not that long.. I just have a good fo rgetterer' You tell the formation 'Forgetterer?' Victoriana tells the formation 'yup.. it's better than my rememberer' You tell the formation 'That's like the cutest thing I've ever heard, lol.' vencabot_teppoo (23:17:00): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:17:23): Forgetterer David vencabot_teppoo (23:19:08): Ya ever had one of those nights when you could just stay up, hiding under your blankets? Its like... You don't really want to sleep, but you want to chill out. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:10): Somewhere warm. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:19:18): Yup vencabot_teppoo (23:19:29): I would do that over the Summer. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:41): Just hide under my blankets, and, like, every ten minutes peek out to see what time it was. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:45): Just watch the whole night go by. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:44): But, again, I'd like to bring up the FACT that if you stay in an inclosed space for too long, your sense of reality gets warped. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:12): Perfect example being young David... like, 8 years old... alone in his room all day. When you're a kid, that can be pretty damaging, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:43): I used to LOVE being alone... Loved it so much more than being with people, because my imagination could go ANYWHERE, and there was no one to snap me back to reality. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:50): But sometimes you NEED to be snapped back to reality... vencabot_teppoo (23:21:55): At least once every three hours, lol. elan_einlhander (23:21:59): On the hour vencabot_teppoo (23:22:22): David was alone all day quite a few times, and by the end of that day I would be SO screwed up, it was insane. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:00): I'd be hiding UNDER the blankets, ON the bed, with a little corner of it lifted up so I could BARELY see out of a little hole, running my fingers along the walls and thinking that I was communicating with them somehow. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:06): I was a frickin' weirdo. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:23:13): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): David never needed drugs. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:26): I tripped out all the time. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:33): It's scary now that I look back on it. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:34): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (23:26:05): ~slaps himself back to reality, since he was tripping out again, and goes to wash a bowl~ vencabot_teppoo (23:30:57): If I was a really little kid, I would NOT be able to live in this house right now. I would have nightmares every night. elan_einlhander (23:31:11): Heh vencabot_teppoo (23:31:24): You know how, when you're a kid, really strange things seem to scare you that aren't really scary? Maybe you don't remember that far back, and maybe I was just weird. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (23:31:45): But, like, I would get VIBES from seemingly normal things that would give me nightmares... Not that the thing itself had to be really scary. vencabot_teppoo (23:32:01): You know? elan_einlhander (23:32:08): Yeah, sure vencabot_teppoo (23:38:38): "if it is owned by you." vencabot_teppoo (23:38:45): ~has never seen "if it is" written out~ vencabot_teppoo (23:38:51): ~thinks it looks hideous~ vencabot_teppoo (23:38:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:39:08): What the hell are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (23:39:22): Nothing, man. Absolute dribble. 2-18-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:13:21): I'm going to bed... peace. elan_einlhander (0:13:30): Me too, peace vencabot_teppoo (6:55:28): BY THE NAME OF EINLHANDER!!! vencabot_teppoo (6:55:28): HE LIVES! vencabot_teppoo (6:55:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (6:55:55): Yeah I freakin' slept in vencabot_teppoo (6:56:11): Really? It's not so late. vencabot_teppoo (6:56:13): Is it? elan_einlhander (6:56:43): well I mean I wanted to get up at 5:30 or 6:00 vencabot_teppoo (6:57:26): ~nods~ I see. Alarm didn't go off? elan_einlhander (6:57:48): It did, and I remember being up elan_einlhander (6:57:53): Guess I dozed off vencabot_teppoo (6:57:55): Aw mayne. vencabot_teppoo (6:57:58): Hate when that happens. vencabot_teppoo (7:07:02): Cursed daylight. elan_einlhander (7:07:11): Cha vencabot_teppoo (7:09:16): ~joins an online dating service~ vencabot_teppoo (7:09:19): Hecks-ya. vencabot_teppoo (7:09:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (7:09:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (7:09:58): Nerdstud897176263456 vencabot_teppoo (7:10:03): HECKS-YEAH. vencabot_teppoo (7:10:04): Lol elan_einlhander (7:10:06): YEAH! vencabot_teppoo (7:10:28): Lol. I have programmed my computer to shoot me if I ever go to an online dating service website. elan_einlhander (7:10:43): Rofl elan_einlhander (7:10:45): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (7:11:48): Internet explorer, tools, internet options, site-manager, word "dating", action "shoot in legs" vencabot_teppoo (7:11:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (7:12:00): *snicker* vencabot_teppoo (16:24:21): This is my impression of Sharon. elan_einlhander (16:24:41): *waits* vencabot_teppoo (16:25:12): That's it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:20): Do you know where she is? elan_einlhander (16:25:21): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:25:22): Yeah elan_einlhander (16:25:33): Her mom has to keep using the computer for translating vencabot_teppoo (16:25:39): Ah. elan_einlhander (16:25:54): *reading over his logs* elan_einlhander (16:25:59): *realizes he's such a dork* vencabot_teppoo (16:26:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:26:20): It's amazing some of the things I said for asking her to marry me and when we got handfasted vencabot_teppoo (16:26:37): Heehee. elan_einlhander (16:26:57): Am tempted to delete them vencabot_teppoo (16:27:14): I'm tempted to delete... ugh... vencabot_teppoo (16:27:16): Cheese. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:27:21): -_- vencabot_teppoo (16:27:25): Cheese clogs up your pooper. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:38): I'm all clogged up, lol. I can feel it. I just ate pizza and cheese sticks. elan_einlhander (16:27:50): Okay thanks elan_einlhander (16:27:53): I didn't wanna know vencabot_teppoo (16:28:24): Ed Edd and Eddy has homosexual innuendo. elan_einlhander (16:28:38): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:29:56): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:01): Sidney Museum just got hoed out. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:07): By a force of nature. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:37): Photos. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:41): Kinda... old fashioned. elan_einlhander (16:31:20): Yeah elan_einlhander (16:31:32): OOo, I'm talking to Koree's alt elan_einlhander (16:31:38): I figured he was keeping it seeeeeeeecret vencabot_teppoo (16:31:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:31:50): Being as he always refers to it as "my alt." elan_einlhander (16:32:01): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:40:38): I would kill John for a fruit smoothie right now. elan_einlhander (16:41:00): Hm, I think I would too elan_einlhander (16:41:09): In fact elan_einlhander (16:41:11): Yes, I would elan_einlhander (16:41:22): In face elan_einlhander (16:41:27): I'll kill him for free elan_einlhander (16:42:15): It's getting harder and harder to dislike Blueknight elan_einlhander (16:42:20): Since he keeps giving me stuff I really need vencabot_teppoo (16:45:21): If Doug could live in a castle, he would. elan_einlhander (16:46:02): Yep vencabot_teppoo (16:46:19): Dang elan_einlhander (16:46:37): I so want Sam elan_einlhander (16:47:17): I love her outfit, black leather *drools* elan_einlhander (16:47:23): *shakes head* FOCUS DOUGH elan_einlhander (16:47:25): DOUG* elan_einlhander (16:48:06): Way to tell them your whole plan elan_einlhander (16:48:13): Wtf elan_einlhander (16:48:17): *whap Clover* vencabot_teppoo (16:55:31): Quote my dad: vencabot_teppoo (16:55:41): "Hungry Howie is one hungry-lookin' dude..." vencabot_teppoo (16:55:49): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (16:55:52): ~interrupts quote~ vencabot_teppoo (16:56:06): Quote newsreporter: "People are happy and gay about same-sex marriages." elan_einlhander (16:56:12): .... elan_einlhander (16:56:18): *whap reporter* vencabot_teppoo (16:56:25): But, back to my dad... vencabot_teppoo (16:56:32): "THAT is a man that appreciates pizza." elan_einlhander (16:56:40): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (16:56:43): "Look at his eyes..." vencabot_teppoo (16:56:48): "So full of... excitement." vencabot_teppoo (16:56:55): Me and John cracked up. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:04): "When he grows up, they'll call him Hungry Howard." elan_einlhander (18:39:20): Piccolo's head is weird shaped in this vencabot_teppoo (18:39:28): Lightbulb. elan_einlhander (18:39:29): Yeah elan_einlhander (18:39:35): He's a pimp though vencabot_teppoo (18:40:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:40:21): Thank you, Tien. vencabot_teppoo (18:44:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:44:17): The fairy god bro is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (18:45:13): Piccolo was my favourite character. vencabot_teppoo (18:45:20): He's still bad. vencabot_teppoo (18:45:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:46:37): I wonder how Dragon Ball ends. elan_einlhander (18:46:43): I saw it vencabot_teppoo (18:46:54): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (18:46:54): It ends with Goku and ChiChi getting married vencabot_teppoo (18:47:01): Heehee. vencabot_teppoo (18:48:06): HECKS-YEAH! elan_einlhander (18:48:23): He threw him like a foot elan_einlhander (18:50:26): GO THROUGH HIS FOOT! elan_einlhander (18:51:48): Now it's DBZ elan_einlhander (18:51:55): Staring one another down vencabot_teppoo (19:28:28): Peace, man... gonna take a nap. elan_einlhander (19:28:34): See yah vencabot_teppoo (19:50:31): And on a note that I wouldn't want you to tell anyone... vencabot_teppoo (19:50:51): I just realized that, if I can get a house and a good job over the Summer, I could very-well drop out of school. vencabot_teppoo (19:50:57): It would become a considerable option. elan_einlhander (19:51:19): Hm, I certainly wouldn't stop you vencabot_teppoo (19:52:05): I mean, I was deciding what jobs would be necessary in my new world order... and realized that most higher-education would become obsolete anyways... but depending on what I decide to do, I MAY require a higher education... vencabot_teppoo (19:52:35): But if I can get a GOOD job over the Summer that I actually think makes a difference, then there would be no reason for me to go to school. elan_einlhander (19:52:56): We'll see vencabot_teppoo (19:54:33): And if I DO get a house over the Summer, then you can move in if ya want and we can split the mortgage, and when I sell it, of course you'll get some of the cash. Maybe I could even sell it to YOU. elan_einlhander (19:54:53): I'd be glad to vencabot_teppoo (19:56:48): This is all hypothetical, of course. But I wouldn't plan on keeping the house very long, since it would be an investment. Buy it for 30 or so thousand, fix it up while living there, and then sell it for a profit. If you were to move in, you could pay half of the monthly mortgage payments. We could calculate what percentage of the house you actually paid for and then, when it's sold, we can split the money accordingly for a profit on both of our behalves. elan_einlhander (19:57:16): Sounds fine vencabot_teppoo (19:57:49): But my number 1 issue right now is I don't know the legal age that you can live on your own. I think that, once you're 16, you can legally live on your own if your parents approve. elan_einlhander (19:58:13): 16 you can drop from school vencabot_teppoo (19:59:36): I wanna live on my own ASAP, and seriously... I'm really blessed to have that 23K in the bank, because that actually makes it very possible. elan_einlhander (19:59:46): Yeah elan_einlhander (19:59:50): I don't have such options vencabot_teppoo (20:06:19): Vencabot Teppoo: I didnt get the e-mail. bzeevaj2: it should be coming bzeevaj2: how long is it suppose to take? Vencabot Teppoo: Not that long, lol. What e-mail address did you send to? bzeevaj2: same as my screen name bzeevaj2: from hotmail Vencabot Teppoo: You sent it to yourself? bzeevaj2: yeah bzeevaj2: as a attachment Vencabot Teppoo: Why? bzeevaj2: why bzeevaj2: whats wrong Vencabot Teppoo: Aren't you supposed to be sending it to me? bzeevaj2: i did bzeevaj2: i e mailed it to you Vencabot Teppoo: I thought you just said that you sent it to yourself, lol. Vencabot Teppoo: What e-mail address did you send it to? bzeevaj2: same as my scren name bzeevaj2: i'm sorry i'm computer illiterate bzeevaj2: haha vencabot_teppoo (20:06:46): Vencabot Teppoo: You sent it TO the same address as your screen name? bzeevaj2: i sent it to you , my e mail addy is the same as my screen name so check if you have anything from bzee_vaj2@hotmail Vencabot Teppoo: Ok. You sent it to me, right? bzeevaj2: yeah Vencabot Teppoo: What e-mail address did you send it to? What did you type in for my e-mail address? bzeevaj2: vencabotteppo@aol.com bzeevaj2: is ther a underscore? Vencabot Teppoo: I'm vencabot_teppoo@hotmail.com bzeevaj2: ok bzeevaj2: let me try again vencabot_teppoo (20:08:44): Poor computer illiterate people. elan_einlhander (20:08:49): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (20:10:38): If I can negotiate a larger down-payment on that brick house, I can get it for $132.5 a month. elan_einlhander (20:10:52): Hm vencabot_teppoo (20:11:19): bzeevaj2: it's coming bzeevaj2: foreal real this time Vencabot Teppoo: I should get it in less than five seconds after you send it, and I'm telepathic so I'll know if I get it, lol. Vencabot Teppoo: Nope. Didn't get it, lol. Did you type in TWO Ts, TWO Ps, and TWO Os? Vencabot Teppoo: vencabot_teppoo bzeevaj2: yeah Vencabot Teppoo: Ok. Go BACK in the window and copy-paste the name you sent it to, and I'll make sure it's spelled right. bzeevaj2: vencabot_toppoo@aol.com bzeevaj2: never mind bzeevaj2: i found it Vencabot Teppoo: Ok, lol. bzeevaj2: can't spell bzeevaj2: haha elan_einlhander (20:11:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (20:12:03): ~drooling over the house~ elan_einlhander (20:12:12): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (20:12:27): It has a ranch, 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, 4 rooms, and a basement. vencabot_teppoo (20:12:35): A ~ranch~. If I can fix that up, it'd be worth so much. elan_einlhander (20:12:38): 1 bedroom? elan_einlhander (20:12:46): Well, guess someone's sleeping on the couch vencabot_teppoo (20:13:05): Lol. We've been through this, Doug. elan_einlhander (20:13:18): I know elan_einlhander (20:13:19): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (20:14:01): I wish I could go check out the house, but it'd mean missing Sharon. ~_~ elan_einlhander (20:14:30): What are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (20:14:43): As in, drive by and scope it out. vencabot_teppoo (20:15:11): See what it looks like, up close and personal. vencabot_teppoo (20:15:25): In the pic, it appears to be brick. vencabot_teppoo (20:15:32): Which would be so 1337 I would crap my pants. elan_einlhander (20:15:41): And I'd be bringing your back-up pants vencabot_teppoo (20:15:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:06): Alright. Now time to get in the nap. Maybe I'll wake up later, maybe not. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:09): Peace. elan_einlhander (20:18:12): See yah 2-19-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:06:50): Disney is buying the Muppets. elan_einlhander (16:06:54): Wow, really? vencabot_teppoo (16:06:59): I guess. vencabot_teppoo (16:23:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:23:38): People are selling replicas of the nails used to nail Jesus to the cross are being made and are selling like crazy. elan_einlhander (16:24:25): O_O vencabot_teppoo (19:33:08): It is decided. elan_einlhander (19:33:13): No it's not vencabot_teppoo (19:33:16): If it does NOT snow between tonight and Sunday, I am going to go meditate in the forest. elan_einlhander (19:33:24): .... elan_einlhander (19:33:26): Pfft elan_einlhander (19:33:27): Loser elan_einlhander (19:33:27): Lol elan_einlhander (19:33:42): The forest is no different than your backyard when it comes to meditating elan_einlhander (19:54:19): Gimme a picture of Sharon Mr. No-Repsonse vencabot_teppoo (19:54:36): Ok... vencabot_teppoo (19:55:17): It's a bitmap... elan_einlhander (19:55:31): Woah elan_einlhander (19:55:34): Holy cow vencabot_teppoo (19:55:55): It didn't take too long when Sharon sent it to me... and we both have dial-up... elan_einlhander (19:56:15): Coolies vencabot_teppoo (19:56:37): ~in a pretty foul mood... but will get over it...~ vencabot_teppoo (19:56:48): ~has way too much homework... is gonna be up all night doing it, probably...~ elan_einlhander (19:56:51): NOW what did I do? vencabot_teppoo (19:56:53): ~_~ elan_einlhander (19:56:53): Oh vencabot_teppoo (19:58:53): ~sighs~ What do you think about that AP Physics assignment...? vencabot_teppoo (19:59:02): Understand it...? Doing it?... Gonna do it? elan_einlhander (19:59:10): I didn't understnad what to do :( elan_einlhander (19:59:14): understand* vencabot_teppoo (19:59:36): ~nods~ I have to make an entire website from scratch tonight, and then do ~that~... elan_einlhander (20:06:23): Dude elan_einlhander (20:06:25): Look at this elan_einlhander (20:06:34): tracey000396: Do you know who this is? elan_einlhander (20:06:37): Call me crazy elan_einlhander (20:06:42): But maybe elan_einlhander (20:06:45): You're Tracey? vencabot_teppoo (20:06:57): Who's Tracey...? elan_einlhander (20:07:10): Someone from work, she's never messaged me vencabot_teppoo (20:07:17): Ah... elan_einlhander (20:08:55): And then she doesn't reply elan_einlhander (20:08:56): Girls elan_einlhander (20:08:58): Yeesh vencabot_teppoo (23:19:21): Thu, Feb 19, 2004 10:59 PM] -- Sam Bu I understand that the notebook freezes at random still. Am I correct? [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:02 PM] -- David Hernandez Yes. I would not use the term 'freeze,' however, because I usually use this term to describe a state where all functionings of the computer seem to have ceased and I have to turn off the power manually. Although it seems to come close to 'freezing,' the problem is simply that anything and everything takes SO long to load. It can take 60 seconds for Internet Explorer to open, or any program. Sometimes it'll freeze for a few moments and I won't be able to do ANYTHING until it gets back into gear, and when it stays frozen for too long, obviously, it crashes. vencabot_teppoo (23:19:49): Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:03 PM] -- Sam Bu Please follow these instruction to increase the size of virtual memory: 1. Click Start and then Control Panel 2. Double-click the System icon 3. Click on the Advanced tab 4. Click the Settings button under Performance option 5. Click Advanced tab 6. Click on the Change button under Virtual Memory 7. Now, in the box below, increase the number. This will increase the size of virtual memory (low=2*RAm, max=4*RAM) 8.7. Select the radio button for "SET" 9. Click OK and close all the boxes (control panel etc.,) and Restart the computer. Now, the changes made to virtual memory will take effect. [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:07 PM] -- David Hernandez My boxes say that initial size is 360 MB, and and maximum size is 720. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:02): Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:08 PM] -- Sam Bu Could you let me know the size of the RAM on the notebook? [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:10 PM] -- David Hernandez There is 240 MB of RAM on the notebook. So, what should I set the new initial and maximums to...? And even if this will make my computer run better, being as I like to learn how computers function... I would still have to ask why this problem happened over-night and why I have never needed to increase virtual memory until now. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:17): [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:13 PM] -- Sam Bu The initial value should be 512 (2*256) and maximum value should be 1024 (4*256). [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:14 PM] -- David Hernandez If that's what they should be, then why were they lower? [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:17 PM] -- Sam Bu Those are the initial values. But increasing the virtual memory will increase the size of the cache memory that is used to hold your temporary data and hence the system will be faster than ever before. Hence I hope this will fix the issue. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:28): [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:19 PM] -- David Hernandez What's the catch? If it would make my system faster, then why are the values lower by default? vencabot_teppoo (23:20:32): We've been doing THAT all night. elan_einlhander (23:20:51): Geez vencabot_teppoo (23:21:08): He doesn't tell me WHY. He just tells me to do things. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:15): And I won't do anything if I don't know why. elan_einlhander (23:21:24): I know that elan_einlhander (23:21:29): He'll learn in time vencabot_teppoo (23:21:41): But he WON'T, because every time I have to restart I get a new guy. elan_einlhander (23:21:50): Ah vencabot_teppoo (23:21:52): They say, "Restart. I'll wait for you." vencabot_teppoo (23:22:02): And then I get back and they send me THE EXACT SAME MESSAGES. vencabot_teppoo (23:22:06): "Are you still online with me?" vencabot_teppoo (23:22:22): "Well, I'm closing this forum. If you wish to continue, a new expert will be assigned to you." vencabot_teppoo (23:22:31): They copy and paste the things that they say. elan_einlhander (23:22:38): -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:22:40): It's creepy. vencabot_teppoo (23:22:45): I don't think that they're human. elan_einlhander (23:22:49): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (23:23:11): Seriously. I seriously have my doubts. These people are supposed to be human but they sound an awful lot like robots most of the time. elan_einlhander (23:23:22): I see your point vencabot_teppoo (23:24:09): Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:19 PM] -- David Hernandez What's the catch? If it would make my system faster, then why are the values lower by default? [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:24 PM] -- Sam Bu David, the values will be automatically assigned by the Operating system. However we need to change it according to the size of the RAM on the notebook. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:17): And they keep calling me "David." It's creeping me out. elan_einlhander (23:24:44): But, that's your name vencabot_teppoo (23:24:53): BUT THE WAY THEY SAY IT. elan_einlhander (23:26:46): Well, I gotta get up at 5:30 if I wanna see Vic, so good night elan_einlhander (23:26:48): Good luck vencabot_teppoo (23:27:09): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (23:27:15): I'm gonna get up early, too. elan_einlhander (23:27:21): Kay elan_einlhander (23:27:23): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (23:40:58): [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:35 PM] -- Reggie M David, as I understand that the system is freezing. Am I correct? [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:40 PM] -- David Hernandez Yes... and don't be afraid to talk to me like a human being, man. I assume that's how all of you are trained and what-not, but I've been in this query for more than four hours now, straight, and I'd like to get a few things straight first of all, if it's ok with you. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:17): 1.) PLEASE don't talk to me like a child. In ALL of the times that I've used HP Instant Support, all that happens is I get bossed around. Do this! Do that! Reggie, if you're going to tell me to do something, PLEASE give me some rationale. I'm no expert, but I know a thing or two about computers and I can't just take your word for it that it'll help. I KNOW you have reasons, so spit 'em out. 2.) Could you... not say the same things that everyone else says? I mean, maybe you guys are trained to copy and paste certain things, and say certain things in certain situations, but it's REALLY creeping me out. We're both human, right? Let's make the best of it. Let's have none of this, "If your system is freezing, please press one." vencabot_teppoo (23:41:34): 3.) If you're going to call me by name, could you... I dunno... not be so creepy about it? When you guys call me 'David' it reminds me of that Airline movie with the big computer, "I can't let you do that, Dave." Sorry... but, like I said, I've been here a LONG time and have accomplished a whole lotta nothing. YES, my system is freezing... vencabot_teppoo (23:43:04): [ Thu, Feb 19, 2004 11:42 PM] -- David Hernandez Not that I'm trying to get fresh with you... I know it's your job, but please have some sympathy. It's been a rough night. 2-20-04 vencabot_teppoo (7:00:10): ...I...hate...school... elan_einlhander (7:00:16): Join the club elan_einlhander (20:19:01): Oh.... my....God..... elan_einlhander (20:19:32): *sweating, barely breathing, all muscles on fire* elan_einlhander (20:22:50): Forget it vencabot_teppoo (20:31:16): What's up, man? ~just got back from getting hygenic~ elan_einlhander (20:31:27): You need to leave away messages elan_einlhander (20:32:28): I don't feel like repeating myself, so.... elan_einlhander (20:32:46): ElanEinlhander: Omg ElanEinlhander: My mom is EVIL ElanEinlhander: Purest of evils ElanEinlhander: Listen to this tsukiprincessus: okay ElanEinlhander: She's driving me to work, and we're arguing ElanEinlhander: And I hear her phone go off ElanEinlhander: But I'm like ElanEinlhander: *hm, that doesnt' sound like her phone, she musta got a new ringtone* ElanEinlhander: Then she pulls it out ElanEinlhander: And...... it's MY phone! tsukiprincessus: -_- ElanEinlhander: Omg I flipped ElanEinlhander: She pulled out the Motorola X-105 ElanEinlhander: And I almost killed her ElanEinlhander: That's vile ElanEinlhander: Not only did she not give me my phone ElanEinlhander: She's CLAIMED it as her own now vencabot_teppoo (20:33:33): What... what a... witch. elan_einlhander (20:33:50): Dude :( elan_einlhander (20:33:54): Why is she doing this to me? elan_einlhander (20:34:01): That was down-right wrong vencabot_teppoo (20:34:03): Because she's sick. That's all there is to it. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:10): There are people like that. vencabot_teppoo (20:34:15): She's doing it just to piss you off. elan_einlhander (20:34:27): But I don't understand elan_einlhander (20:34:36): I'm even paying her for everything, there's no excuse vencabot_teppoo (20:35:30): Well, maybe you should look up stuff on the internet about emancipation. You ARE old enough to use the internet for such things. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:42): Extracurricular studies, if you will. vencabot_teppoo (20:35:54): You wouldn't be the first teen, and a lot of teens that get emancipated don't even have jobs. elan_einlhander (20:36:01): But that sounda pussyish elan_einlhander (20:36:11): "I hate my parents, I'm gonna get emancipated!" vencabot_teppoo (20:36:22): Well, what are you going to do about it? elan_einlhander (20:36:35): Thinking on it elan_einlhander (20:36:37): First steop elan_einlhander (20:36:40): Get my own phone elan_einlhander (20:37:04): Luke mentioned something elan_einlhander (20:37:07): I need to talk to him vencabot_teppoo (20:37:14): You know his AIM name, right? elan_einlhander (20:37:22): OLukieDukie? vencabot_teppoo (20:37:28): OLukieDukieO elan_einlhander (20:37:30): Ah vencabot_teppoo (20:38:02): Me and John ordered new glasses today. elan_einlhander (20:38:19): Uh, cool vencabot_teppoo (20:38:49): Completely off-subject. Anyway, I'm gonna go wash my face and then go to bed. Today was just too long of a day, I've gotta get up super-early tomorrow, and I didn't get any sleep last night. elan_einlhander (20:39:31): Damn it elan_einlhander (20:39:33): Fine vencabot_teppoo (20:39:52): Sorry, man. You could always talk to KOREE. vencabot_teppoo (20:39:57): Lemme rephrase: vencabot_teppoo (20:40:03): You could always talk at KOREE. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:06): LOL. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:12): I didn't mean to have that in all caps... vencabot_teppoo (20:40:16): It wasn't that funny, lol. 2-21-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:27:04): Lol. "This 3D Tuesday." elan_einlhander (16:27:17): Koree is playing MM in Saturn Font...... vencabot_teppoo (16:27:23): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:27): Awesome. elan_einlhander (16:27:37): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (16:29:13): Did you see that kid dance in the Chuck E. Cheese commercial? Lol. elan_einlhander (16:29:27): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:29:45): He dances like a hobo. vencabot_teppoo (16:31:08): When they have that "You got one, you got more fun" commercial, watch carefully. elan_einlhander (16:31:15): I will elan_einlhander (17:26:01): Did you go meditate? vencabot_teppoo (17:26:09): Nope. It snowed. ~_~ elan_einlhander (17:26:16): Oh yeah elan_einlhander (20:59:39): SHE'S SO CUTE 2-22-04 vencabot_teppoo (0:46:29): If a plastic fork is not sharp enough to pierce an orange skin, that orange is ~too~ tough... elan_einlhander (0:46:49): Well, look who decides to talk to this friends vencabot_teppoo (0:47:13): Lol. Fine, man. elan_einlhander (0:47:22): *shrug* Not me vencabot_teppoo (0:47:53): What do you mean? elan_einlhander (0:48:04): You've been away all evening vencabot_teppoo (0:48:12): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (0:48:19): Why? vencabot_teppoo (0:49:21): Well... went to a class... got home at about 2... Chit-chatted with Sharon until about 6:45... half-slept until 7:30... got up and rearranged the house, and then worked out. elan_einlhander (0:49:26): I somehow doubt you were working out all night elan_einlhander (0:49:35): Which is what your messnger said vencabot_teppoo (0:49:47): Most of it was spent re-arranging the house. Yeah, I got up with the intention to work out, but got sidetracked. elan_einlhander (0:50:00): Talk to her but not me, hm vencabot_teppoo (0:50:13): I didn't see YOU sending ME any message either. elan_einlhander (0:50:20): I did too elan_einlhander (0:50:23): AW SHE'S SO CUTE elan_einlhander (0:50:27): That was my message elan_einlhander (0:50:29): No response vencabot_teppoo (0:50:30): That was after I was gone! elan_einlhander (0:50:33): Nope elan_einlhander (0:50:37): Said you were working out elan_einlhander (0:50:44): Meaning your computer was visible, as you said vencabot_teppoo (0:51:14): My computer isn't visible. I work out in the dining room and my computer is in my bedroom. Sometimes I come by and check it when I'm wandering the house to get some blood-flow. elan_einlhander (0:51:28): That's not what you said at school vencabot_teppoo (0:52:01): Way to be paranoid. Are you insinuating that I didn't respond because I have something against you or something? I said that I was going to set up my lap-top near my bench so that I could chat and lift at the same time, but talked it out with a lot of people and found out that it was a stupid idea. vencabot_teppoo (0:52:12): I've never had my lap-top set up near where I work out. ~_~ elan_einlhander (0:52:21): What people? elan_einlhander (0:52:24): You have no friends elan_einlhander (0:52:30): Except me and Sharon elan_einlhander (0:53:07): It's hardly something to bicker over though vencabot_teppoo (0:53:21): For real. I was typing up a long message and then just decided it wasn't worth the time. elan_einlhander (0:53:26): Nope elan_einlhander (0:53:27): NEver is elan_einlhander (0:53:42): I don't understand why you type such long messages elan_einlhander (0:53:46): I can never read them elan_einlhander (0:53:49): Summarize vencabot_teppoo (0:55:08): ~peels orange from Hell~ elan_einlhander (0:55:09): When's the half-day next week? vencabot_teppoo (0:55:13): Uhhh... vencabot_teppoo (0:55:16): Wednesday? vencabot_teppoo (0:55:20): ~can look it up~ elan_einlhander (0:55:22): Kay elan_einlhander (0:55:46): I think I'm gonna ask Mr. Lathrop if I can e-mail him my homework from now on elan_einlhander (0:55:57): Since I'd really rather do it on my computer vencabot_teppoo (0:56:32): Well, I do it all on the computer anyway, but print it out when I'm done. Yeah, its Wednesday. elan_einlhander (0:56:39): Kay elan_einlhander (0:56:41): What classes? elan_einlhander (0:56:44): Or does it say? vencabot_teppoo (0:56:58): It doesn't say. It would make too much sense for it to say that. elan_einlhander (0:57:16): Duh vencabot_teppoo (0:57:44): It's a WEBSITE CALENDAR... it's INSANELY easy to update... WHY don't they have more information? In the upper right hand corner of each box, they have the date... vencabot_teppoo (0:57:52): Why doesn't the upper LEFT hand corner have an "A" or "B"? vencabot_teppoo (0:57:58): It'd make things SO much easier. elan_einlhander (0:58:12): Looks like I'm gonna be home alone for the next few days vencabot_teppoo (0:58:19): And on Half days, have what hours are going to be had. Home alone? elan_einlhander (0:58:36): Yeah, family is leaving up north for my grandma who's having surgery elan_einlhander (0:58:41): And I'm staying behind vencabot_teppoo (0:59:25): You're gonna have the whole house to yourself? ~rock music begins playing quietly in the background~ elan_einlhander (0:59:30): Yep elan_einlhander (0:59:34): All day and night vencabot_teppoo (0:59:36): ~music gets louder, gradually~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:00): "PARTY!!! IT'S A PARTY!!! TIME TO GO TO DOUGS HOUSE CAUSE HE'S HAVIN' A PARTAAAY" vencabot_teppoo (1:00:02): "HEY YOU!" vencabot_teppoo (1:00:05): "LETS PARTY!!" vencabot_teppoo (1:00:07): ~blaring~ vencabot_teppoo (1:00:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:09): Yup elan_einlhander (1:00:09): Lol elan_einlhander (1:00:15): I was actually tempted to elan_einlhander (1:00:26): But that'd be irrisponsible and I know better vencabot_teppoo (1:00:41): Lol. Doug has seen enough sitcoms and cartoons... vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): To know better. vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:00:50): Watch Teen Titans elan_einlhander (1:00:50): Now elan_einlhander (1:00:53): Quick elan_einlhander (1:01:02): She's so adorable vencabot_teppoo (1:01:08): ~not quick enough!~ GAH elan_einlhander (1:01:11): Damn elan_einlhander (1:01:25): Er elan_einlhander (1:01:27): Darn elan_einlhander (1:01:28): My bad vencabot_teppoo (1:04:26): Victory is sweet, and tastes like orange. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:34): The fruit. elan_einlhander (1:04:36): Tangy vencabot_teppoo (1:04:36): Not the color. vencabot_teppoo (1:04:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:04:38): rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:05:16): The question is, did we name oranges "oranges" because they were orange... vencabot_teppoo (1:05:28): or did we name orange "orange" because it was the color of an orange? vencabot_teppoo (1:05:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:07:33): ~finishes orange~ Mmmm... elan_einlhander (1:07:41): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (1:07:42): So good that it has to cause cancer. elan_einlhander (1:07:46): Scrumptious elan_einlhander (1:07:52): Oranges are too much hassle elan_einlhander (1:07:55): But so delicious vencabot_teppoo (1:08:03): For real. There should be an orange peeling device. elan_einlhander (1:08:09): ... elan_einlhander (1:08:11): There is elan_einlhander (1:08:13): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:08:22): At that seminar I went to, they had bagels... vencabot_teppoo (1:08:28): But they weren't cut. vencabot_teppoo (1:08:37): There were plastic knives next to the bagels... elan_einlhander (1:08:38): Wha elan_einlhander (1:08:40): No elan_einlhander (1:08:42): That's wrong vencabot_teppoo (1:08:44): And next to the knives... vencabot_teppoo (1:08:52): There was an ELECTRIC BAGEL SPLITTER. elan_einlhander (1:08:59): :OOOOOOOOO vencabot_teppoo (1:09:01): ...David took the knife. Lol. elan_einlhander (1:09:07): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:10:13): The "bagel cutter" was just one of those table saws that they always show on commercials, with the spinning blades. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:20): but INSIDE a toaster. elan_einlhander (1:10:25): O_O vencabot_teppoo (1:10:31): So you drop the bagel in, and the saw BUZZES it in half. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:44): And then pops the halves up like a toaster, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:10:55): And it said "bagel cutter" on the side. vencabot_teppoo (1:11:08): I was like... "Excuse me... 'Bagel cutter'? I can cut my own bagels, thank you." elan_einlhander (1:13:10): Candy sale at work elan_einlhander (1:13:15): Buy 2, get 3 free vencabot_teppoo (1:13:18): ... vencabot_teppoo (1:13:19): WHAT? elan_einlhander (1:13:23): You heard me vencabot_teppoo (1:13:23): That's ludacrous. elan_einlhander (1:13:26): Exactl elan_einlhander (1:13:30): Exactly* vencabot_teppoo (1:13:30): And not like the rapper. elan_einlhander (1:13:41): Needless to say, we ran outta candy quick vencabot_teppoo (1:13:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:12): White people never have the right to complain about discrimination. I take that back. It's the year 2003. No one has the right to complain about discrimination, if it's said by a comedian. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:34): It's the year 2004. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:15:40): Lol vencabot_teppoo (1:15:56): Apparently, Conan O'Brien was doing jokes about French-Canadian people, and offended them and had to appologize. elan_einlhander (1:16:05): Oh wtf vencabot_teppoo (1:16:31): And they said, "It's better that he appologized, but the things should never have been said." vencabot_teppoo (1:16:34): He's a COMEDIAN. vencabot_teppoo (1:16:42): That's what he makes his MONEY doing. Frickin' idiots. vencabot_teppoo (1:17:23): If Conan pisses Canadians off, I don't even want to hear them talk about South Park, lol. elan_einlhander (1:17:34): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (1:17:55): "M'am! Let me finish! LET. ME. FINISH!" vencabot_teppoo (1:18:02): "M'AM. NO. M'AM! You are a RACIST. vencabot_teppoo (1:18:04): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:18:47): Man, I'm gonna get very little sleep elan_einlhander (1:18:59): I gotta get up at like, seven if I wanna talk to Sharon for a while vencabot_teppoo (1:19:13): Anyway, it's going on 1:30, so I'm gonna make like an Amish boxer and hit the sack. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:15): ~just made that up~ vencabot_teppoo (1:19:20): ~knows so many of those phrases, lol~ elan_einlhander (1:19:27): Me too actually elan_einlhander (1:19:35): *snuggles into bed with you* elan_einlhander (1:19:36): :O vencabot_teppoo (1:19:37): I'm gonna make like a baby and head-out. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:38): ROFL elan_einlhander (1:19:48): Doug comes out as a homo vencabot_teppoo (1:19:49): :O vencabot_teppoo (1:19:56): Doug is a flaming homosexual. vencabot_teppoo (1:19:58): Literally. elan_einlhander (1:20:05): Literally elan_einlhander (1:20:07): i flame vencabot_teppoo (1:20:07): Because I'd light him on fire. elan_einlhander (1:20:09): I* elan_einlhander (1:20:10): Rofl elan_einlhander (1:20:27): Well, good night vencabot_teppoo (1:20:29): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (9:47:30): Doug the Bug. vencabot_teppoo (9:47:37): That should be your screen name. elan_einlhander (9:47:40): No vencabot_teppoo (9:47:42): It pwns Elan. elan_einlhander (9:48:11): Well it's official elan_einlhander (9:48:12): I woke up elan_einlhander (9:48:18): And no one was here vencabot_teppoo (9:48:57): Hopefully, there was food. elan_einlhander (9:49:08): Lol, no not really elan_einlhander (9:49:15): I'm picking up some Ramen today at work vencabot_teppoo (9:49:28): Ah. elan_einlhander (19:27:29): Sharon has school tomorrow right? elan_einlhander (19:28:50): *tug* elan_einlhander (19:28:58): C'mon it's not a hard question ;_; vencabot_teppoo (19:29:53): My hard drive is fried, man. It takes two minutes to load a message, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:30:11): You almost crashed me... so, from now on, please try and send one message at a time. Sharon has school tomorrow night, yes elan_einlhander (19:30:17): Shouldn't be using it if it's fried yah know vencabot_teppoo (19:30:22): Why not? elan_einlhander (19:30:29): Um, duh? elan_einlhander (19:30:34): You'll fry it worse vencabot_teppoo (19:30:45): You don't repair a hard-drive... It's beyond repair anyway. vencabot_teppoo (19:30:50): I have to buy a new one, or deal with this one. elan_einlhander (19:30:52): I know elan_einlhander (19:30:57): But you're gonna total that one vencabot_teppoo (19:31:00): So? vencabot_teppoo (19:31:04): It's already useless. elan_einlhander (19:31:06): Then no online for you elan_einlhander (19:31:20): Shoul go buy one, how much is a decent hard drive these days? vencabot_teppoo (19:31:26): 120 dollars. elan_einlhander (19:31:31): Hmmm elan_einlhander (19:31:35): That's not too bad vencabot_teppoo (19:32:13): It's really not at all. Will probably get a new one, soon... but according to tech support, I can't install it myself. I have to bring it to Best Buy and have THEM install it. vencabot_teppoo (19:32:15): ~_~ elan_einlhander (19:32:21): Liars elan_einlhander (19:32:23): Damn liars elan_einlhander (19:32:33): You can very well install it yourself elan_einlhander (19:32:37): I will look into it vencabot_teppoo (19:33:17): Well, I know that a hard-drive can easily be installed, but since this is a lap-top and it fried inside, the tech support guy was concerned that it actually might have fried something IN the computer. Supposedly, the guys at Best Buy should look at it for free as long as I pay for the new hard drive. elan_einlhander (19:33:44): Hm, I guess elan_einlhander (19:33:46): Your all elan_einlhander (19:33:47): call* vencabot_teppoo (19:34:16): Yeah, I can't afford to screw up my lap-top... but if the repair ISN'T free, I'll have to look more into it. ~_~ elan_einlhander (19:35:07): I think a cat just crapped in my room elan_einlhander (19:35:09): Mother f- vencabot_teppoo (19:35:22): Lol. Stinkin' poop machines. elan_einlhander (19:35:27): Seriously elan_einlhander (19:35:33): I gotta take care of all of them vencabot_teppoo (19:35:51): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (19:36:11): I went grocery shopping vencabot_teppoo (19:36:22): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (19:36:31): At that little QD down the street, I assume. elan_einlhander (19:36:36): No elan_einlhander (19:36:38): At work vencabot_teppoo (19:36:41): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (19:37:35): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:37:39): Ed Edd and Eddy. elan_einlhander (19:38:05): Hehe elan_einlhander (19:38:33): *mouthful* "Wedgies?" elan_einlhander (19:39:48): Open your eyes lad! vencabot_teppoo (19:42:13): Brb, vencabot_teppoo (23:14:37): I can't believe that I thought, for a split second, that I had telekinetic powers, lol. elan_einlhander (23:14:47): I believe I do -_- vencabot_teppoo (23:15:11): I got out of the shower, threw my towel into the laundry, but it landed in the wrong place so I pulled my hand back and the towel came back to me, and then I threw it again where it belonged... vencabot_teppoo (23:15:23): And then, after I started to walk away, I was like... "WHAT?!" vencabot_teppoo (23:15:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:15:29): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:15:51): But a little string that had fallen off of the towel had wrapped around my wrist, so I just pulled my hand back and the entire thing came back to me. vencabot_teppoo (23:15:55): It was a long string, lol. elan_einlhander (23:16:04): Ahhh vencabot_teppoo (23:17:57): It was insane, though, because it was just automatic, and then I started walking away, it was like "...wait a minute. The I was standing THERE... the towel was way over THERE... How did it just come back to my hand?" It was like rewind, lol. So automatic. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:12): Wow... took a minute and a half to send that message. Poor hard-drive buddy. Billy's finally had it. elan_einlhander (23:18:20): *pat* vencabot_teppoo (23:19:04): Gonna get my new hard-drive, and I'm gonna have to old-yeller Billy. elan_einlhander (23:19:14): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:20:16): It takes ten seconds for me to HIGHLIGHT TEXT. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:33): I run my cursor over it and then it freezes for ten seconds... and then the text is highlighted and I can move again. vencabot_teppoo (23:20:48): It's crazy. I'm used to things like HIGHTLING TEXT being instant. vencabot_teppoo (23:21:44): Highlighting, that is. Lol. elan_einlhander (23:21:47): Colwyn just declared he's unoutlawing vencabot_teppoo (23:21:54): Why? elan_einlhander (23:22:01): beats me elan_einlhander (23:22:24): I mean, I discourage his murdering, but it just seems right that Colwyn kills vencabot_teppoo (23:22:41): Colwyn = murderer. vencabot_teppoo (23:22:49): I don't see what Colwyn would do if he didn't PK. elan_einlhander (23:23:05): Seriousl elan_einlhander (23:23:09): Seriously* vencabot_teppoo (23:23:13): Smells like KILL in my room. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:18): ~twitch~ elan_einlhander (23:23:22): O_O vencabot_teppoo (23:23:44): David associates very strange things with other things that seem to have no relation. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:49): Such as scents. vencabot_teppoo (23:23:52): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:32): ~smells porkchops... extra greasy porkchops at 11:30 at night... thick and delicious, but terrible for your body...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:24:37): ~reminds him of KILL~ vencabot_teppoo (23:24:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:31:21): I'm hittin the sack. Peace. elan_einlhander (23:31:31): See yah 2-23-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:46:36): Today, we missed Doug like the deserts miss the rain. elan_einlhander (15:46:45): I somehow doubt that vencabot_teppoo (15:47:02): We didn't miss you at all... but it's a good song. elan_einlhander (15:47:09): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:47:10): And ouch vencabot_teppoo (15:47:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:47:29): "You cut me deep with that one, David." elan_einlhander (15:49:14): Phjeer the Furious Firey Feline. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:25): Lol. That's exactly what John said. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:51:19): Bubbles speaks all the languages that animals speak, including Spanish. elan_einlhander (15:51:30): Especially Spanish elan_einlhander (15:51:44): Where the fuxx0rz is Sharon? vencabot_teppoo (15:52:11): No idea. You got work? elan_einlhander (15:52:17): Nope vencabot_teppoo (15:53:33): Why weren't you at school- vencabot_teppoo (15:53:35): x0rz? vencabot_teppoo (15:53:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:53:52): Didn't feel like it, and saw no reason to elan_einlhander (15:53:57): Like I always said elan_einlhander (15:54:08): If someone doesn't make me, I pry wouldn't go vencabot_teppoo (15:54:10): That's what I told Cameron and Koree, but they didn't believe that you'd be THAT lazy. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:16): So HA! vencabot_teppoo (15:54:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:20): ~knows Doug~ elan_einlhander (15:54:33): It's not lazy really elan_einlhander (15:54:37): Just how I see things vencabot_teppoo (15:54:48): Ah. So, instead, you did productive things? elan_einlhander (15:55:05): Yup, I made up ALL of my Stats homework elan_einlhander (15:55:15): Cuz I quested out on MM by noon vencabot_teppoo (15:55:17): That's insane. elan_einlhander (15:55:20): So I had lots of extra time elan_einlhander (15:55:30): I re-read the physics chapter elan_einlhander (15:55:33): And I think I get ti now vencabot_teppoo (15:55:34): Did just beat the shit out of Stats. vencabot_teppoo (15:55:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:55:39): School can suck me vencabot_teppoo (15:55:51): Do you have Stats tomorrow? vencabot_teppoo (15:56:04): "Hey Lathrop..." elan_einlhander (15:56:06): Nope, it was today vencabot_teppoo (15:56:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:25): Fairy God Brother is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:29): I love that commercial, lol. elan_einlhander (15:57:47): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:59:05): I have the worst feeling... vencabot_teppoo (15:59:08): That I'd REALLY... vencabot_teppoo (15:59:12): Like Mucha Lucha. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:15): I've never seen it. elan_einlhander (15:59:37): DAVID elan_einlhander (15:59:40): WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!!? elan_einlhander (15:59:48): I just invited Lynnette over elan_einlhander (15:59:51): HIT ME elan_einlhander (15:59:52): NOW vencabot_teppoo (15:59:56): WHY?! vencabot_teppoo (16:00:00): WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! vencabot_teppoo (16:00:03): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:00:07): What was your rationale? vencabot_teppoo (16:00:10): Wait... vencabot_teppoo (16:00:15): You and Lynette, home alone... elan_einlhander (16:00:16): *twitch* elan_einlhander (16:00:18): YEAH vencabot_teppoo (16:00:19): Doug, RUN. elan_einlhander (16:00:21): Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllp vencabot_teppoo (16:00:30): Get OUT of there. Leave a message on the door saying sorry, but you had something to do. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:33): You do NOT have much time. elan_einlhander (16:00:47): She's not coming till later vencabot_teppoo (16:00:57): How much later? vencabot_teppoo (16:01:00): "Like, 11." vencabot_teppoo (16:01:01): "..." vencabot_teppoo (16:01:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:01:04): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:01:08): What? vencabot_teppoo (16:01:16): What time, Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:01:19): ... elan_einlhander (16:01:28): I don't know elan_einlhander (16:01:30): *cries* vencabot_teppoo (16:01:34): Rofl. You don't know. elan_einlhander (16:01:38): I think if a man can cry, it's now vencabot_teppoo (16:01:47): Lock the door and turn out the lights. elan_einlhander (16:01:57): I'm not even dressed elan_einlhander (16:02:01): Nor do I wanna be elan_einlhander (16:02:06): I wonder how she'd react to that elan_einlhander (16:02:09): Oh god elan_einlhander (16:02:10): Dude elan_einlhander (16:02:15): I haven't showered in like, ten days elan_einlhander (16:02:16): O_O elan_einlhander (16:02:26): *puts on a hat and a lot of clothes* vencabot_teppoo (16:02:49): ~thinks that you should put a sign on the door, still~ elan_einlhander (16:02:57): *panics* elan_einlhander (16:03:22): She asked what we're gonna do elan_einlhander (16:03:24): And I go elan_einlhander (16:03:34): "Well, we could play SSBM together.." elan_einlhander (16:03:38): Yes Doug, very romantis elan_einlhander (16:03:42): romantic( vencabot_teppoo (16:04:07): Doug... Well, I can't say anything. I, too, have done many a regrettable thing when talking to a femmite. vencabot_teppoo (16:04:23): It's just something that happens. vencabot_teppoo (16:04:38): Right when you're least expecting it. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:03): This is the best episode of this show. elan_einlhander (16:09:02): I told Kiprin what I did elan_einlhander (16:09:06): And her response elan_einlhander (16:09:15): tsukiprincessus: you want to fuck her elan_einlhander (16:09:17): Wtf vencabot_teppoo (16:09:21): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (16:12:47): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:12:53): "Bring it on, baby-cakes." vencabot_teppoo (16:16:26): ...What in the Heck? elan_einlhander (16:21:27): Starting to wonder why I should go to school at all elan_einlhander (16:21:34): I taught myself stats and physics today vencabot_teppoo (16:21:39): One reason: Diploma. elan_einlhander (16:21:41): More so than I learn in school elan_einlhander (16:21:44): Yeah, I guess vencabot_teppoo (16:21:46): If you don't want your diploma, don't go to school. elan_einlhander (16:21:55): But I guess I need one vencabot_teppoo (16:21:59): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:10): And you gotta work for what you get, even if its ridiculous. elan_einlhander (16:22:23): True indeed vencabot_teppoo (16:24:10): I miss Sakai sensei. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:40): GAH elan_einlhander (16:27:48): I do too... vencabot_teppoo (16:27:50): ~has Sakai sensei's address and phone number~ vencabot_teppoo (16:27:53): O.O;; elan_einlhander (16:27:56): O.O;;;; vencabot_teppoo (16:28:10): ~did an MSU search for her, and found her~ elan_einlhander (16:28:36): I'll be vencabot_teppoo (16:28:41): 3636 E Coleman Apt 523C East Lansing MI 48823 vencabot_teppoo (16:28:50): (734) 649-5354 elan_einlhander (16:28:59): O_O vencabot_teppoo (16:29:15): The internet is a wonderful... and terrible, TERRIBLE thing, lol elan_einlhander (16:29:39): Lol elan_einlhander (16:32:14): I should just give in and make sweet love to her, get it over with vencabot_teppoo (16:32:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:33:53): Where is Shaaaaaron? ;_; vencabot_teppoo (16:34:33): Sakai sensei, We miss you! With Stark sensei out on maternity leave, we're going to have a substitute teacher until the end of the semester! T_T He doesn't know anything about the Japanese language, and just borrows videos and prints off things about Japanese history and economy and reads them to us, and calls them lectures. ~_~ Come baaaaaaack! Although I'm sure that you're very busy with your studies... Thank you for giving us so much of your time in the first place! Now that I'm e-mailing you anyway, I might as well express my appreciation of your presence in our class. You really helped balance out Stark sensei's... um... teaching methods. ^_^ I learned the most in that class than I ever did before during your short stay! Thanks for the experience! -David Hernandez vencabot_teppoo (16:34:41): P.S.: Save us! elan_einlhander (16:34:55): O_O vencabot_teppoo (16:35:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:35:47): David's plea for help. elan_einlhander (16:35:57): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (16:36:47): I would... do something crazy if Sakai sensei could be our Japanese teacher for the rest of the year... although she's pretty soft spoken and probably couldn't handle a class of people that really don't want to learn Japanese without Stark. elan_einlhander (16:37:08): True elan_einlhander (16:37:16): If it were me, you, and Koree, she'd be set vencabot_teppoo (16:37:25): I can't imagine how Sakai sensei would treat a class of UNRULY students. elan_einlhander (16:37:26): Since we're like the only ones who REALLY wanna learn in there vencabot_teppoo (16:37:27): What would she do? elan_einlhander (16:37:33): She'd cry elan_einlhander (16:37:37): And then I'd cry vencabot_teppoo (16:37:38): And we can't let that happen. elan_einlhander (16:37:40): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (16:39:52): Maybe, tonight, we will not achieve Sharon-age. elan_einlhander (16:40:00): *cries* elan_einlhander (16:40:05): I hope something's not wrong vencabot_teppoo (16:40:23): Probably doesn't bogged down with homework. elan_einlhander (16:41:22): Odd elan_einlhander (16:41:32): These tortilla chips taste like gasoline vencabot_teppoo (16:41:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:13): I just realized that my e-mail is "vencabot_teppoo" and "teppoo" means "gun" in Japanese, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:14): Oops. elan_einlhander (16:45:25): Uh oh vencabot_teppoo (16:45:41): And if there is only one person in the entire world that would actually even GUESS that VT's last name means ANYTHING, it'd be Sakai sensei. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:48): Well, Yoshitaka never said anything about it. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:50): *Shrug* elan_einlhander (16:47:50): Dude vencabot_teppoo (16:47:56): Yeah, dude? vencabot_teppoo (16:47:58): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:49:04): I'm being left alone here for like two more days elan_einlhander (16:49:09): *so awesome he can't stand it* vencabot_teppoo (16:49:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:49:24): Only discrepency I have is that my brother has my memory card vencabot_teppoo (16:49:31): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (16:49:36): And I was just told the shower is FIXED elan_einlhander (16:49:46): So I'm gonna go get some much-needed showerage elan_einlhander (16:49:54): If Sharon pops, tell her I love her vencabot_teppoo (16:50:00): Awesome. Ok. elan_einlhander (17:11:07): OMG I forgot how awesome a shower can be vencabot_teppoo (17:11:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:11:29): I was singing in dancing in there vencabot_teppoo (17:11:43): I don't doubt it. elan_einlhander (17:12:02): And I can cuz no one's around vencabot_teppoo (17:12:10): Yup. elan_einlhander (17:13:04): Dan's girlfriend just called vencabot_teppoo (17:13:08): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:13:12): Good times. elan_einlhander (17:13:14): *thinks of humourous things to tell her* elan_einlhander (17:13:28): "Sorry but, Dan is now gay, he won't be needing your services anymore* vencabot_teppoo (17:13:32): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:14:20): Go Captian? elan_einlhander (17:14:24): *tunes in* vencabot_teppoo (17:14:33): John playing games. elan_einlhander (17:14:41): Oh vencabot_teppoo (17:14:58): Me trying to rest because I have a headache, but knowing that I have homework to do. ~_~ elan_einlhander (17:15:34): I had one as well vencabot_teppoo (17:15:41): Koree just sends links without describing what they are, lol. elan_einlhander (17:15:45): Took some Ibuprofen, cuz Lynn's prolly coming over elan_einlhander (17:15:48): Yeah he did to me too elan_einlhander (17:55:34): Luckily I know that no woman in her right mind would let her daughter go to a boy's house unsupervised elan_einlhander (17:55:47): Because boy's are horny scum vencabot_teppoo (17:55:57): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:21:56): She's on her way.... vencabot_teppoo (18:22:03): lol vencabot_teppoo (22:43:43): ~licks the frosting off of the poptart before he eats it, like a second grader~ vencabot_teppoo (22:43:48): Hecks-yeah, vencabot_teppoo (22:43:49): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:43:54): Rofl! vencabot_teppoo (22:45:09): Today, after school, my entire food consumption amounts to a single pack of two poptarts. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:31): Because I was JUST that lazy. elan_einlhander (22:46:12): Nice vencabot_teppoo (22:46:29): All we have here is beef stew, and I was too lazy to make it after school, so I went without. elan_einlhander (22:46:48): This is why you should be going out to eat. elan_einlhander (22:46:51): With your mom vencabot_teppoo (22:47:11): Then, before working out, I realized that I didn't have any energy to work out with because I hadn't eaten. So, I opened a pack of poptarts and ate one. Now I'm done working out and eating the other. Mom didn't have any money. ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:47:27): Wtf. elan_einlhander (22:48:28): Watching TV? vencabot_teppoo (22:48:43): Nope. Why, what's on? elan_einlhander (22:48:56): Watching that Straight man Gay man thing vencabot_teppoo (22:49:05): What?Lol elan_einlhander (22:49:17): Straight Plan for the Gay Man vencabot_teppoo (22:49:25): Lol. Oh yeah, I saw the commercial for that. elan_einlhander (22:56:37): Chances are, I won't be at school tomorrow, cuz I had a revelation elan_einlhander (22:56:42): I don't have the keys to my house -_- vencabot_teppoo (22:57:09): Wow. Way to plan poorly, lol. elan_einlhander (22:57:13): Seriously elan_einlhander (22:57:17): So I can't leave. elan_einlhander (22:57:48): Well, I can elan_einlhander (22:57:51): But I dunno elan_einlhander (22:57:59): And it's not like I wanna go anyway elan_einlhander (22:58:02): -_- elan_einlhander (22:58:49): *doesn't trust you typing that long* vencabot_teppoo (22:58:52): Well, if I were you, I'd look at it this way... What are the chances that someone would break into your house if you left the door unlocked? Not high. But, how stupid would you feel if someone DID break into your house? Lol. The chance is always there... but also, your absences must be getting pretty high. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:58:56): Damn it elan_einlhander (22:58:56): Lol elan_einlhander (22:59:12): Yeah they are elan_einlhander (22:59:24): But I'd put my home's safer up higher than school elan_einlhander (23:00:14): safety* elan_einlhander (23:02:00): David, I'll give you 100 dollars if you level up to 120 and join Whisper vencabot_teppoo (23:02:07): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:02:15): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (23:40:18): Why am I still awake...? What is wrong with me? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:40:28): I still need to brush my teeth and send an e-mail. ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:40:43): Hm vencabot_teppoo (23:41:05): Which means that I'm at least 15 minutes from crawling under my blankets, and I'm tired and can't wait that long, lol. elan_einlhander (23:41:15): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:41:49): rootxero: did you watch that thing i gave you? Vencabot_Teppoo: Nope. rootxero: aww, why not Vencabot_Teppoo: Because I was tired, and it sounded like garbage, to be frank. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:53): David, layin' down the law. elan_einlhander (23:42:06): Way to be rude elan_einlhander (23:42:07): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (23:42:23): Frank = rude. vencabot_teppoo (23:42:26): Always. vencabot_teppoo (23:42:32): There are no exceptions, lol. elan_einlhander (23:42:43): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:42:46): Except for people named Frank. They aren't ALWAYS rude... but most of them are. vencabot_teppoo (23:45:12): I'm hittin the sack, man. Peace. elan_einlhander (23:45:17): See yah 2-24-04 elan_einlhander (16:13:24): WHERE IS SHARON!?!??! vencabot_teppoo (16:13:49): Something happened to Sharon's phone line. elan_einlhander (16:14:06): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO elan_einlhander (16:17:43): Wait, how do you know this? vencabot_teppoo (16:18:02): E-mail. She told me to tell you, but you weren't at school. vencabot_teppoo (16:18:05): So I'm telling you now. elan_einlhander (16:18:24): Ah, e-mail of course elan_einlhander (16:18:29): l vencabot_teppoo (16:20:44): Oh so tired. So sleeeeepy. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:45): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:48): ~loves that quote, now~ elan_einlhander (16:20:54): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:20:59): I miss Sharon ;_; vencabot_teppoo (16:21:13): ~nods~ Don't we all. elan_einlhander (16:21:20): MINE vencabot_teppoo (17:07:24): Bush isn't doing a whole lot to get himself re-elected. ~_~ elan_einlhander (17:07:37): I've noticed that vencabot_teppoo (17:07:50): He's backing the ban on gay marriages, lol. elan_einlhander (17:08:08): Oh my, really? vencabot_teppoo (17:08:35): Yup, lol. elan_einlhander (17:08:49): Well then elan_einlhander (17:09:03): He'll get all the Colwyn's to vote for him vencabot_teppoo (17:09:29): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:21): Bush wrote and delivered a speach about how he's trying to get the Constitution amended so that gay marriages are banned in the USA. elan_einlhander (17:10:48): Oh yeah, I remember something about that elan_einlhander (17:11:54): Lynnette wants to come over again tomorrow elan_einlhander (17:12:08): Curse my hot, sweet ass vencabot_teppoo (17:12:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:12:14): Cuz every girl wants it too bad vencabot_teppoo (17:12:21): Just tell her no, for crying out loud. elan_einlhander (17:12:31): Nah elan_einlhander (17:12:41): I could use the company anyway, it's quiet around her elan_einlhander (17:12:42): here* elan_einlhander (17:13:17): I finally watched Pirates of the Carribean though, cuz she wanted to vencabot_teppoo (17:13:27): That movie r0xx0rz. elan_einlhander (17:13:35): So Iv'e been told elan_einlhander (17:13:39): It was pretty good elan_einlhander (17:13:44): We still gotta finish it though elan_einlhander (17:26:54): My mom isn't coming back till at least Friday elan_einlhander (17:27:02): Problem is elan_einlhander (17:27:08): I only bought enough food for today elan_einlhander (17:27:16): I'm running out of supplies -_- vencabot_teppoo (17:27:23): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:27:30): Poor buddy. elan_einlhander (17:27:32): Yah vencabot_teppoo (17:55:45): ~_~ elan_einlhander (17:55:56): What's with you? vencabot_teppoo (17:56:37): There is seriously no telling how much I would enjoy being out of school. elan_einlhander (17:56:48): Hehe, I've had a nice two days vencabot_teppoo (17:57:06): When Spring comes around, I'm going to walk to Woldumar like, every day, and just hide there. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:13): Try and get my head. elan_einlhander (17:57:28): Woldumar? *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (17:57:50): Woldumar. It's the nature center near here. It's really nice... I want to go out there and just meditate, but it's too snowy. elan_einlhander (17:58:04): Oh elan_einlhander (17:58:10): MEditatate in your back yard -_- vencabot_teppoo (18:46:38): Yajarobi: "Well, I still don't understand why they taste like fish." vencabot_teppoo (18:46:48): John: "Because they've been by your crotch for so long?" vencabot_teppoo (19:00:04): Gonna nap, since I told John he could come online. Peace, man. 2-26-04 vencabot_teppoo (20:12:42): I see you got home. elan_einlhander (20:13:10): Indeed, Richard took my home elan_einlhander (20:13:11): me* vencabot_teppoo (20:13:33): coo vencabot_teppoo (20:14:16): Well, since you're ok, I'm gonna take a nap. Peace. 2-27-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:53:50): Doug is a pants-pooper. elan_einlhander (16:53:58): *checks his pants* vencabot_teppoo (16:54:41): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:54:49): I am? vencabot_teppoo (16:55:02): ~nods again~ elan_einlhander (16:55:10): Why's that? vencabot_teppoo (16:55:30): Because yo got fecal matter in your undergarments. elan_einlhander (16:55:39): .... elan_einlhander (16:55:41): Right elan_einlhander (16:58:25): Me and Koree are networking it up vencabot_teppoo (16:58:31): For real? vencabot_teppoo (16:58:36): What do you mean? elan_einlhander (16:58:37): Yep vencabot_teppoo (16:58:42): ~needs to know about networking, lol~ elan_einlhander (16:58:53): He's on the other computer and we're playing MM vencabot_teppoo (16:59:08): Oh. I thought you meant that you two were SETTING UP a network. elan_einlhander (16:59:15): Oh, no vencabot_teppoo (22:22:33): I'm gonna work on homework all day tomorrow. ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:22:37): Ew vencabot_teppoo (22:22:39): You got much homework this weekend? elan_einlhander (22:22:56): Crap loads vencabot_teppoo (22:23:02): Man, this week sucked. vencabot_teppoo (22:24:36): ~wears his sunglasses at night~ elan_einlhander (22:27:10): ..... elan_einlhander (22:27:15): *wasnt' aware he had sunglasses* vencabot_teppoo (22:27:26): My new glasses have sun-glasses attachments. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:29): O.o elan_einlhander (22:27:34): Ah vencabot_teppoo (22:27:51): I can't imagine how insanely dorky I'd look like with them on, so I don't see myself wearing them much... vencabot_teppoo (22:27:56): But I WILL wear them at night, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:28:05): ~only wears his sunglasses at night~ elan_einlhander (22:28:06): Of course vencabot_teppoo (22:29:53): Well, I'm going to bed... tired. Peace. Gonna be logging on pretty early tomorrow to start on homework, and gonna be on most of the day. ~_~ 2-28-04 elan_einlhander (10:22:00): Relaying a message from Lunabell...... elan_einlhander (10:22:07): She's still away vencabot_teppoo (10:22:21): Ah. How relayed? elan_einlhander (10:22:34): From Guttidenius elan_einlhander (10:22:35): On MM vencabot_teppoo (10:22:45): Who's Guttidenius? Lol. elan_einlhander (10:23:01): I'm assuming a friend of hers vencabot_teppoo (10:23:05): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (10:23:20): *smashes fist on table* elan_einlhander (10:23:24): I want her back -_- vencabot_teppoo (10:23:32): Well, it's my general instinct to assume that, when people aren't around, they're still away, lol. elan_einlhander (10:23:56): Well she also said she'd be back on Saturday, so that's pry why vencabot_teppoo (10:24:39): ~nods~ Yeah, but I sent her an e-mail last night saying that it'd be coo' if she wasn't back, and for her not to worry about it. Her phone-line went down and the phone-line people said that they'd fix it by Saturday... I told her that those guys never keep their word, lol. elan_einlhander (10:24:58): I know vencabot_teppoo (10:25:20): It wouldn't be so bad except that she got her hopes up so high. elan_einlhander (10:25:34): Yup, a damn shame elan_einlhander (10:26:12): *The Powers have noticed thy efforts at bette rment, and have rewarded thee! You gain 5 hit points, 6 spell points, 5 stamina, and 9 practices! Due to your experiences, you have earned a 1 point increase in luck. You have become more learned at 'air invocation' elan_einlhander (10:26:16): I am now 180 vencabot_teppoo (10:26:23): Sweet. elan_einlhander (10:26:34): And got four marks last night to celebrate, lol vencabot_teppoo (10:26:39): Whoa. elan_einlhander (10:26:41): Salanth sailed me to the Underworld elan_einlhander (10:26:48): It's kwazy down there elan_einlhander (10:26:51): Purply oceans vencabot_teppoo (10:27:30): I can't wait until tomorrow. Weather still looks good.Chances are high that I'll scoot down to Woldumar. elan_einlhander (10:28:01): Woot vencabot_teppoo (10:28:27): With this early start, I'm quite sure that I can get ALL of my homework done today, so tomorrow will be completely free... and every time I've EVER gone to Woldumar, I've had my family with me, so I had to go home when THEY went home... but this time I'll be on my own, so I can just sit and enjoy it. vencabot_teppoo (10:28:44): I'm gonna make sure to leave early so that I'll have ~hours~ to zone out, lol. elan_einlhander (10:28:51): Neato vencabot_teppoo (10:29:10): I think I'm gonna pack a lunch, too, and have a picnic. It's gonna be 1337. elan_einlhander (10:29:25): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (10:30:13): And yet, Doug has work tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (10:30:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:30:22): Yeah elan_einlhander (10:30:26): And today maybe elan_einlhander (10:30:31): Depends if my ride decides to come vencabot_teppoo (10:31:06): ~nods~ Well, anyway, I'm gonna get up, brush my teeth, wash my face, and get some breakfast. So I'm gonna be away for awhile. Peace. elan_einlhander (10:31:16): Kay elan_einlhander (16:13:44): Yo vencabot_teppoo (16:14:02): Hail. What's up? elan_einlhander (16:14:31): Ah nothin much, just a nice day of putting my bosses in their places vencabot_teppoo (16:14:48): Sounds like fun. Good, dangerous fun. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:15:00): Yep elan_einlhander (16:15:09): And now I'm eating cheese-less Cheetohs vencabot_teppoo (16:15:20): ...How? elan_einlhander (16:15:36): I dunno, some off brand my bro bought, but I don't taste ANY cheese elan_einlhander (16:15:41): So it's like corn puffs or something vencabot_teppoo (16:15:44): Ew. elan_einlhander (16:15:45): Crunchy elan_einlhander (16:15:51): Hey, they're not half-bad vencabot_teppoo (16:16:40): I walked down to Skubway and brought back some lunch, and it was most excellent. And now I'm gonna finish my economics homework. elan_einlhander (16:16:51): Sweet vencabot_teppoo (16:34:28): What the Heck kinda question is this? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:34:38): 20.Define the government's role as a protector. Give an example too. vencabot_teppoo (16:34:43): "too"? vencabot_teppoo (16:34:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:34:48): It's not a question elan_einlhander (16:34:53): O_O vencabot_teppoo (16:35:08): "Define the government's role as a protecter. Give an example." vencabot_teppoo (16:35:12): Would have been much better. vencabot_teppoo (16:35:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:43:29): The wheather today was insanely awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:43:40): I know. @_@ elan_einlhander (16:43:44): I almost flipped out vencabot_teppoo (16:43:46): It's supposed to be better tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:55): I went out without a coat today, and it was 1337. elan_einlhander (16:44:01): I did to, for work vencabot_teppoo (16:45:05): The best name ever is in my Economics book. vencabot_teppoo (16:45:11): "Anita Roddick." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:22): Her parents were very, very cruel. elan_einlhander (16:45:22): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:45:28): OMG vencabot_teppoo (16:46:07): If your name is Roddick, don't ever name your kid "Anita." vencabot_teppoo (16:46:08): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:45): I used to know a guy named "Rusty Krotch," too. elan_einlhander (16:47:00): Yep vencabot_teppoo (16:47:00): If your last name is "Krotch," don't give your kid an adjective for a first name. ANY adjective. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:20): I bet his mother's name was Misty, lol. elan_einlhander (16:47:29): *snicker* elan_einlhander (17:38:49): What's 74 times 5..... vencabot_teppoo (17:39:19): 370. elan_einlhander (17:39:26): Yay vencabot_teppoo (20:45:02): ~sigh~ Good night, man. elan_einlhander (20:45:06): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (20:45:23): Letting John get online while I finish working out. Peace. elan_einlhander (20:45:26): Oh elan_einlhander (20:45:29): Peace vencabot_teppoo (22:27:47): Good night, man. Just came on to send an e-mail, then I gotta hit the sack. I need to get up early tomorrow for my walk. elan_einlhander (22:27:52): Okie doke vencabot_teppoo (22:28:17): Thinking of stopping at Subway on the way there, since there is one, and packing a few sandoichi, lol. elan_einlhander (22:28:24): mmm vencabot_teppoo (22:32:17): And so, on my way out, I leave you with this... vencabot_teppoo (22:32:23): http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/columns/?article=Imshorthandmain vencabot_teppoo (22:32:28): Peace. elan_einlhander (22:32:29): Uh, all right 2-29-04 vencabot_teppoo (7:36:17): ...What the Hell? vencabot_teppoo (9:27:22): Well, I've decided to not go to Woldumar. I'm just gonna walk around Lansing all day. I'll be going past your house, but you'll probably be at work. I'll stop by at Meijers and make fun of you, lol. elan_einlhander (9:27:38): Lol, that'd be awesome vencabot_teppoo (9:27:40): "Ha-ha! You've got a job!" vencabot_teppoo (9:27:55): So Doug isn't sleeping peacefully anymore with someone he loves, I see. elan_einlhander (9:28:06): No just waking up with them elan_einlhander (9:28:08): *cough* vencabot_teppoo (9:28:13): Lol. Who the Hell? elan_einlhander (9:28:22): *doesn't say a word* elan_einlhander (9:28:24): Anyway elan_einlhander (9:28:29): Why no Woldumar? vencabot_teppoo (9:28:38): Doug... You know it's my sworn duty to stab you in a situation like this. vencabot_teppoo (9:28:46): I WILL find you today. I'm gonna be out and about. elan_einlhander (9:28:54): And that's gonna be leet vencabot_teppoo (9:29:11): I'm gonna bring my dad's switchblade with the flag of Mexico on it. vencabot_teppoo (9:29:21): And by the time I get to Meijers, I'll even LOOK like a Mexican. elan_einlhander (9:29:27): And we'll have a knife fight at work vencabot_teppoo (9:30:05): Well, I decided not to go to Woldumar's just because I've been having this dream recently about walking all the way across America... @_@ vencabot_teppoo (9:30:38): So I've decided that I'd rather walk for DISTANCE today, rather than just scoot down to Woldumar and loiter there, even though it's probably really nice today. vencabot_teppoo (9:31:14): I'm gonna walk down to Holt and back. I'll stop by at Meijer on the way, and then at my mom's house, to see if she's there. elan_einlhander (9:31:22): Grooviness vencabot_teppoo (9:31:25): When you gonna be at work? elan_einlhander (9:31:35): Going in at 11:30 vencabot_teppoo (9:31:56): Oh, lol. I'll probably stop at your house, then. I'm leaving right now- I'll be there before 11:30. elan_einlhander (9:32:06): We should elan_einlhander (9:32:14): Have you come with me when Jason drives me to work, lol elan_einlhander (9:32:29): Then he can see how my friend is indeed the Yin of my Yang vencabot_teppoo (9:33:02): Or we could BOTH WALK. ~dun nuh nuh~ Well, we wouldn't have time for that, really. I'd be over there by 10:20, and it's gotta be more than an hour's walk to Meijer. elan_einlhander (9:33:13): Or elan_einlhander (9:33:29): You could just walk straight to Meijer and wait there for me :O vencabot_teppoo (9:33:39): Why would I do that? elan_einlhander (9:33:51): For our knife fight vencabot_teppoo (9:34:14): Well I'll still be going that way. I'll stop at your place, first. elan_einlhander (9:34:22): Kay vencabot_teppoo (9:35:43): Want me to pick you up some food or something? elan_einlhander (9:36:00): Actually, that's be pretty leet, lol elan_einlhander (9:36:06): Get me a sandoichi bitch :O vencabot_teppoo (9:36:21): You'll still be paying for it, lol. What kind of sandoichi? elan_einlhander (9:36:30): I'll pay yeah elan_einlhander (9:36:31): Uhhhh elan_einlhander (9:36:47): Turkey, cheese, lots and lots of pickles and some mustard vencabot_teppoo (9:37:07): Foot long? Double meat? elan_einlhander (9:37:21): Neither elan_einlhander (9:37:28): Just normal vencabot_teppoo (9:37:46): What kinda bread? elan_einlhander (9:37:52): Surprise me vencabot_teppoo (9:38:01): Wheat, lol. It's good for you. vencabot_teppoo (9:38:09): Unless you're allergic. I wouldn't be surprised. elan_einlhander (9:38:15): No I'm not, it's coo vencabot_teppoo (9:39:41): Alright. Turkey, american cheese, lots and lots of pickles and some mustard, on wheat bread... six-inch. I'll be over there in, like, an hour. vencabot_teppoo (9:39:43): Peace. elan_einlhander (9:39:50): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (18:24:09): Swoops-alicious. elan_einlhander (18:24:35): Aw vencabot_teppoo (18:24:47): Vencabot has logged o- vencabot_teppoo (18:24:49): ff. vencabot_teppoo (18:24:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:25:39): Frosted Flakes-a-licious vencabot_teppoo (18:25:54): OH MY GOSH. vencabot_teppoo (18:26:08): ~now refers to Ericka has "her" and "she"~ elan_einlhander (18:26:14): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:26:18): I do that with Lynn vencabot_teppoo (18:26:46): That's like Final Fantasy X-2, where Yuna is too afraid to say Tidus' name, so she just says "him" and "he." vencabot_teppoo (18:26:55): How meladramatic. vencabot_teppoo (18:26:56): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:27:00): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (18:27:39): I might as well just call her the one that got away, lol. elan_einlhander (18:28:01): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (20:02:41): BABIES ON VIAGRA elan_einlhander (20:02:52): ............... elan_einlhander (20:02:53): ............... elan_einlhander (20:02:54): ............... vencabot_teppoo (20:03:15): Babies vencabot_teppoo (20:03:16): On vencabot_teppoo (20:03:17): Viagra. elan_einlhander (20:03:23): N-no vencabot_teppoo (20:04:21): FOX vencabot_teppoo (20:04:22): NOW vencabot_teppoo (20:04:30): Too late. vencabot_teppoo (20:04:45): Babies on viagra. elan_einlhander (20:04:47): Aw elan_einlhander (20:10:30): Roboto.... vencabot_teppoo (20:10:40): Doumo arigatou. elan_einlhander (20:10:53): Duck Dodgers thing vencabot_teppoo (20:11:20): Oh. vencabot_teppoo (20:11:21): I'm watching Star Wars on Fox. elan_einlhander (20:11:38): Aw vencabot_teppoo (20:33:16): BABIES ON VIAGRA elan_einlhander (20:33:20): VIAGRA elan_einlhander (20:33:21): YES elan_einlhander (20:33:23): I saw it elan_einlhander (20:47:16): .... elan_einlhander (20:47:21): Fox needs to get slapped vencabot_teppoo (20:47:47): For real. vencabot_teppoo (20:51:00): Argh. elan_einlhander (20:51:21): Argh? vencabot_teppoo (20:51:31): ARGH. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:47): Brb. Gonna call my mum. elan_einlhander (21:10:54): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (21:11:00): ? elan_einlhander (21:11:06): The Taco Fairy. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:23): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:49): Lol. Are you watching Starwars with captions? elan_einlhander (21:23:06): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:23:16): "Artoo, display the map." vencabot_teppoo (21:23:20): John: "ARTOO?!" vencabot_teppoo (21:23:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:30:49): BABIES ON VIAGRA elan_einlhander (21:32:34): Yes David vencabot_teppoo (21:32:52): Baby with a five-inch boner. vencabot_teppoo (21:32:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:33:01): .... vencabot_teppoo (21:55:55): Yoda: "But when the shit, the fan it hits... On you, it will be." vencabot_teppoo (21:56:00): John, as Yoda. elan_einlhander (21:59:51): Baby Viagra time vencabot_teppoo (22:02:10): John, and his dialogue, about Terra from Teen Titans. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:26): "I don't like that 'Terra' girl, because her nostrils are just slits on her face..." vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): "Robin: "Are you an alien?"" vencabot_teppoo (22:02:44): "Terra: "No, I just have strange powers!"" vencabot_teppoo (22:02:51): "Robin: "...I'm thinkin' you're an alien."" vencabot_teppoo (22:02:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:02:56): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (22:03:26): I'm gonna go get hygenic. vencabot_teppoo (22:03:29): And then go to bed.Peace. elan_einlhander (22:03:39): Kay elan_einlhander (22:07:48): .... elan_einlhander (22:07:54): Rosie O' Donnel is gay? vencabot_teppoo (23:06:19): Doug = late, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:06:22): Yes, Rosie = gay. elan_einlhander (23:07:54): Wow, really? vencabot_teppoo (23:08:06): Yes, for quite some time now. vencabot_teppoo (23:08:10): At least a year. elan_einlhander (23:08:51): Wow elan_einlhander (23:09:01): Always the last to know vencabot_teppoo (23:11:37): Alright. I'm gonna make like a suicidal bulldog and put myself to sleep. Peace. 3-1-04 vencabot_teppoo (6:33:51): Well if it isn't Einlhander. elan_einlhander (6:35:15): Yo vencabot_teppoo (6:42:20): Sharon's mom won't let her go to the doctor's. ~_~ elan_einlhander (6:42:25): Aw, wtf vencabot_teppoo (6:42:30): ~going to kill Sharon's parents one day~ elan_einlhander (6:42:57): *brandishes knife* It will be done vencabot_teppoo (6:43:01): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (6:43:04): With our power combined. elan_einlhander (6:43:12): We are.......... vencabot_teppoo (6:43:15): ... vencabot_teppoo (6:43:17): ~thinks~ vencabot_teppoo (6:43:21): Uhh... elan_einlhander (6:43:22): Uh elan_einlhander (6:43:31): CAPTAIN PLANET! vencabot_teppoo (6:43:35): Lol! vencabot_teppoo (6:43:43): (Captain Planet, he's our hero!) elan_einlhander (6:43:49): *headbangs* vencabot_teppoo (6:43:51): (GONNA TAKE POLUTION DOWN TO ZERO) vencabot_teppoo (6:44:11): (He's our power, magnified) vencabot_teppoo (6:44:18): (AND HE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANET'S SIDE!!!) elan_einlhander (6:44:25): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (6:44:26): Good times. elan_einlhander (6:44:34): Indeed vencabot_teppoo (6:44:45): Yesterday was awesome, for the most part. elan_einlhander (6:44:50): Yep elan_einlhander (6:44:52): Tacos, rofl elan_einlhander (6:44:58): That was leet David vencabot_teppoo (6:45:19): David, just wandering in. elan_einlhander (6:45:45): Pouring Tacos all over the table vencabot_teppoo (6:45:57): "Smell my backpack." Lol. elan_einlhander (6:46:10): Such good times elan_einlhander (6:46:17): Good times that again, no one will believe vencabot_teppoo (6:47:05): David, handing out burittos to the hard-working MEIJER TEAM. vencabot_teppoo (6:47:12): Burrittos=tacos vencabot_teppoo (6:47:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (6:47:15): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (6:47:25): "Hey man... Want a taco?" vencabot_teppoo (6:47:29): "...Yeah?" vencabot_teppoo (6:47:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (6:47:38): So awesome vencabot_teppoo (6:49:04): Corey: "Brown paper bag? Yeah, that looks legit." elan_einlhander (6:49:32): heh elan_einlhander (6:49:49): I think I busted my wrist vencabot_teppoo (6:50:04): By punching your wall. elan_einlhander (6:50:05): I'm having this constant shooting pain vencabot_teppoo (6:51:12): ~eats marshmellow treasures~ elan_einlhander (6:51:22): *eats frosted flakes* elan_einlhander (6:51:26): *bitch* vencabot_teppoo (6:54:40): Captain Planet had a pretty gay haircut. elan_einlhander (6:55:01): Pretty gay? elan_einlhander (6:55:03): REALLY gat elan_einlhander (6:55:05): gay* vencabot_teppoo (6:55:53): John = getting thinner. Bwahahahaha. vencabot_teppoo (6:56:18): YOU ALL JUST WAIT!!! Lol. Next semester: "...David?! WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?!" elan_einlhander (6:56:36): Then he'll go mad and kill us all with his new found power vencabot_teppoo (6:56:42): Lol. Yup. vencabot_teppoo (6:56:47): At least you. vencabot_teppoo (6:56:52): Maybe not Cameron, lol. elan_einlhander (6:56:55): Rofl. elan_einlhander (6:57:03): Everyone wants Doug dead elan_einlhander (6:57:08): It's a systematic fact. vencabot_teppoo (6:57:19): Except for me. I only want Doug dead 37% of the time. elan_einlhander (6:57:26): Yeah, close enough vencabot_teppoo (6:58:19): ... vencabot_teppoo (6:58:21): ... vencabot_teppoo (6:58:27): (we're the Planeteers) vencabot_teppoo (6:58:32): (You could be one too) elan_einlhander (6:58:39): ~headbangs agaiN~ vencabot_teppoo (6:58:40): ('Cause savin' the planet is the thing to do) vencabot_teppoo (6:58:49): (Looting and polluting- is not the way) vencabot_teppoo (6:59:00): (Here's what Captain Planet- has to say!) vencabot_teppoo (6:59:10): ("You all stupid @$$ hippie #$%^&es!!") vencabot_teppoo (6:59:26): ("And the power... IS YOURS!") elan_einlhander (6:59:35): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (6:59:50): Mr. T should have been Captain Planet. vencabot_teppoo (7:00:01): If they make a movie, he'll have to play him elan_einlhander (7:00:05): Of course elan_einlhander (7:01:15): *yawn* vencabot_teppoo (7:02:22): We should have Sharonage any second now... elan_einlhander (7:02:43): ......... elan_einlhander (7:05:56): Dryknight has entered Materia Magica. vencabot_teppoo (7:06:09): ? elan_einlhander (7:06:27): Blackight has entered Materia Magica. elan_einlhander (7:06:37): Blueknight has entered Materia Magica. elan_einlhander (7:06:39): ...... vencabot_teppoo (7:06:44): ... elan_einlhander (7:06:48): All three in a row vencabot_teppoo (22:08:02): After moderately hard, moderately long thought, I've decided that I want to join the Meijer Family, lol. elan_einlhander (22:08:15): I knew you'd cave elan_einlhander (22:08:16): :P vencabot_teppoo (22:08:25): Well, I still need to think a lot more about it. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:04): How I'm gonna pull it off, exactly. ~_~ But anyway... Just thought I'd let you know. I'm going to bed. Peace. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:16): If you wanna catch Sharon tomorrow morning, log onto MSN around 7. elan_einlhander (22:09:21): Peace out vencabot_teppoo (22:09:35): ~stops... feels like he's forgetting... something...~ vencabot_teppoo (22:09:42): O.o elan_einlhander (22:09:59): Uh elan_einlhander (22:10:01): *wiggles ass* vencabot_teppoo (22:10:04): ... elan_einlhander (22:10:05): *might help* vencabot_teppoo (22:10:21): Nope, ain't helpin'. Lol. Let's see... vencabot_teppoo (22:10:45): Oh yeah, now I remember. Lol. elan_einlhander (22:10:52): See elan_einlhander (22:10:55): It did help vencabot_teppoo (22:11:02): I guess so, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:14:46): The funniest thing is, if I can get a job at MEIJER, chances are that living on our own will be more than a fantasy. elan_einlhander (22:14:59): True indeed vencabot_teppoo (22:16:41): I swear, the biggest problem with that would be "How long can Doug stand David?" Lol. As you're well aware, every day I wonder exactly how long it'll take for EVERYONE to freak out and hate me. elan_einlhander (22:16:57): Yah know elan_einlhander (22:17:01): I think the same thign about myself vencabot_teppoo (22:17:01): To think that we may be LIVING together. No idea how long THAT would work out. elan_einlhander (22:17:03): So don't fret vencabot_teppoo (22:18:32): Alright. NOW I'm out. Peace. elan_einlhander (22:18:40): See yah 3-2-04 vencabot_teppoo (17:10:57): Me and mom gonna go check out that brick house. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:10): Did a lot mo' research on it. Looks like a nice place, but kinda a rough neighborhood. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:11:36): I see elan_einlhander (17:12:04): Well, would love to talk to you about it, but I need some nappage vencabot_teppoo (17:12:15): Go get some nappage, Doug. elan_einlhander (17:12:21): I will indeed, farewell vencabot_teppoo (19:26:44): What's the word, Doug? elan_einlhander (19:26:59): Playing MMX3 vencabot_teppoo (19:29:13): Ah. Well, the house sucked. elan_einlhander (19:30:20): Aw, really? elan_einlhander (19:30:21): Why? vencabot_teppoo (19:31:00): Was in a REALLY bad neighborhood... Like, str8 geto... and it wasn't brick- Was cinder block, lol. elan_einlhander (19:31:15): Aw vencabot_teppoo (19:32:10): So, back to the drawing board with that. Got to talk to my mom about some really important things though. Hey, that episode of Dexter's lab is on that we were just talking about, and you're right. It's new. vencabot_teppoo (19:32:24): I think. vencabot_teppoo (19:32:36): It's not as new as the newer ones. elan_einlhander (19:32:44): If that makes any sense, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:32:47): He still looks like Dexter, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:32:58): And his voice isn't AS screwed up, lol. elan_einlhander (19:33:04): Yeah elan_einlhander (19:33:08): *loves being right* elan_einlhander (19:34:37): *loves this one* vencabot_teppoo (19:41:47): Did you ever see Pirates of the Caribbean? elan_einlhander (19:42:30): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:42:51): That movie roxx0red. elan_einlhander (19:43:01): Was all right vencabot_teppoo (19:43:09): I thought it was the best movie ever, lol. elan_einlhander (19:43:15): Nah, but good vencabot_teppoo (19:43:43): I loved when you first meet Jack Sparrow, and he's riding that lil' sail-boat into the dock. elan_einlhander (19:43:51): That was the best part vencabot_teppoo (19:43:55): And he just floats in, standing on the top of it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:43:58): And then hops off. elan_einlhander (19:43:58): I almost crapped my pants vencabot_teppoo (19:44:26): That's when you know that he's one crooked wompa. elan_einlhander (19:44:37): indeed vencabot_teppoo (20:03:56): What was the Physics assignment, G? elan_einlhander (20:04:11): Uh, one sec elan_einlhander (20:05:14): 20, 23, 24, 31, 32 vencabot_teppoo (20:05:22): Ok. Thanks. vencabot_teppoo (20:09:26): I'M NOT SEARCHING FOR SINGLES!!!! I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:09:34): Have you noticed the INSANE trend in dating websites recently?! vencabot_teppoo (20:09:43): Is it just me, or are they EVERYWHERE?! elan_einlhander (20:09:47): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:10:04): There must be an INSANE amount of single people looking for partners recently. vencabot_teppoo (20:10:26): For us to assume that we need to have four ads for three different dating services EVERY time we log into the internet. elan_einlhander (20:11:05): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (20:14:02): I think I'm gonna ask my mom to pick me up on Cedar street next Sunday, and I'm just gonna walk and see how far I can get. elan_einlhander (20:14:35): Oh yeah, you're just swamped for time vencabot_teppoo (20:14:49): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (20:14:55): N-no vencabot_teppoo (20:15:20): With all the work I do during the week, I need Sunday to relax. It's only healthy. vencabot_teppoo (20:15:27): That time is not give-up-able. elan_einlhander (20:15:35): Except that it is elan_einlhander (20:15:40): Spread your tasks out more elan_einlhander (20:15:45): You panic faaaaaaaaar too much vencabot_teppoo (20:16:11): How do I panic? I've panicked once in a VERY long time, and that was that time when customer support wouldn't help me with my hard-drive. elan_einlhander (20:16:24): Nah, you panic an awful lot elan_einlhander (20:16:30): And it sorta clouds your thoughts vencabot_teppoo (20:16:40): Gimme an example of a time that I've panicked. elan_einlhander (20:16:54): When you had that project to do elan_einlhander (20:16:56): You SPAZZED vencabot_teppoo (20:17:07): That was the night that I had the customer support problem! elan_einlhander (20:17:23): But a completely different problem elan_einlhander (20:17:51): See, visions get clouded when you panic vencabot_teppoo (20:18:01): No, the problem was that I had that project to do, and that I was tired and customer support wasn't being very helpful. That's true, visions get clouded when I panic. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:07): Which is why I avoid it as much as possible. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:15): That night was horrible, and I was an idiot for panicking. elan_einlhander (20:18:27): But you panic more than just then elan_einlhander (20:18:45): When you think your time is constricted, when in fact that's only because you give yourself more to do than needed vencabot_teppoo (20:19:16): Again, give me an example. Especially when it's things that I don't need to do, I usually give myself time to get things done. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:34): I can't remember a time, except for that one, where I've freaked out. elan_einlhander (20:19:40): Nah, you assign yourself too many taks elan_einlhander (20:19:42): tasks* elan_einlhander (20:19:47): When you broke up with Ericka, with Lacy elan_einlhander (20:19:56): When you ditched all your friends elan_einlhander (20:19:59): And each time elan_einlhander (20:20:03): You explode on ME elan_einlhander (20:20:04): So I know vencabot_teppoo (20:20:36): When I was with Ericka, it wasn't because I gave myself too much to do. I was just crazy back then, and when I broke up with Lacy, I was frustrated over the break-up, ALSO not something that was because of how much I had to do, and even THAT didn't last very long. elan_einlhander (20:21:01): Doesn't mean you didn't panic though vencabot_teppoo (20:21:06): Very true. elan_einlhander (20:21:08): When I say too muich to do, I mean the present vencabot_teppoo (20:21:25): But I don't see how my panicking then had anything to do with me doing to much, now. vencabot_teppoo (20:21:39): I thought the point was that I panic because I have too much to do. elan_einlhander (20:22:27): That's now elan_einlhander (20:22:37): I started by saying you panic too much in general vencabot_teppoo (20:22:58): Well then, how is it that I have 'too much' to do? elan_einlhander (20:23:33): You work out, you program, you do all your homework, you chat with me, you go out on these expiditions, you mess with real estate and plan your future elan_einlhander (20:23:37): All at the same time vencabot_teppoo (20:24:04): And it hasn't negatively effected me at all. Seems like I give myself just enough to do. I only freaked out that ONCE, and it was a really bad day. elan_einlhander (20:24:14): No it is negative vencabot_teppoo (20:24:19): Explain how. elan_einlhander (20:24:21): You have no time to yourself vencabot_teppoo (20:24:32): That IS my time to myself! How do I need "time to myself"? elan_einlhander (20:24:33): And don't spend tiem with your friends elan_einlhander (20:24:39): Like me vencabot_teppoo (20:24:55): If my friends wanted to talk about real-estate and important things, then I could spend plenty of times. I could argue that my FRIENDS don't spend time with ME. vencabot_teppoo (20:25:00): Me and my "friends" have different interests. elan_einlhander (20:25:13): ...what? elan_einlhander (20:25:27): I don't wanna talk about freaking real-estate, I don't know it elan_einlhander (20:25:30): I didn't say talk elan_einlhander (20:25:33): I said spend time with vencabot_teppoo (20:25:35): And I don't want to talk about GAMES. elan_einlhander (20:25:41): Well duh, I know that vencabot_teppoo (20:26:09): Well we can spend time together- I just don't want to do things that I consider are a waste of time. I want to get a job at Meijer soon- We can WORK together. We can get things done together. elan_einlhander (20:26:14): You need to just open up to other people more vencabot_teppoo (20:26:15): We plan for the future together sometimes, you and I. elan_einlhander (20:26:24): I think you working out all the god damn time is wasting time elan_einlhander (20:26:31): Since you have weight lifting now elan_einlhander (20:26:40): I'm confused as to why you need to work out THAT much elan_einlhander (20:27:03): I understood it before elan_einlhander (20:27:09): But now that you have a class, I'm a little confused vencabot_teppoo (20:27:35): Well, it's not like I hurt myself. I'm trying to spend less time- It's more that I don't work out fast enough... not that I do too much, but I'm getting faster. I work out because my body is in terrible shape... I want to be in the best shape humanly possible. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:46): And I admit that I DO take a bit too long. vencabot_teppoo (20:27:56): But I just need practice. elan_einlhander (20:27:56): Okay, you're not in this terrible shape you think you're in elan_einlhander (20:28:04): ~I~ am in terrible shape elan_einlhander (20:28:08): Way to be artificial elan_einlhander (20:28:26): I never thought you'd care so much about being in superb shape elan_einlhander (20:28:40): That can put far too much strain on your body vencabot_teppoo (20:29:29): I don't want to put too much strain on my body, and I told you that I'm not hurt from working out. I work out because I want to be healthy... not because I want to be some kind of super-model, or because I want girls to like me more. I'm offended that you would call me artificial for wanting to be in shape. elan_einlhander (20:29:48): If you want to be healthy elan_einlhander (20:29:50): Eat healthy elan_einlhander (20:29:54): You're in good shape now elan_einlhander (20:30:04): Doing it more will make you addicted to being better and better elan_einlhander (20:30:06): i've seen it happen vencabot_teppoo (20:30:32): I try to eat healthy. What's wrong with being "addicted" to being better and better? As long as I keep the right reason in mind. I want to be the BEST that I can be. elan_einlhander (20:30:45): Being addicted to ANYTHING is bad elan_einlhander (20:30:51): by the very definition of addiction vencabot_teppoo (20:31:28): Well, that's why I put it in quotation marks. To be addicted is to not be able to stop... I could stop working out at any time, I'm sure, but I would never want to unless I was hurting myself. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:32): Over-working myself. elan_einlhander (20:31:59): No addicted is elan_einlhander (20:32:42): A NEED to put something before the other duties in your life elan_einlhander (20:32:56): I've watched you elan_einlhander (20:32:58): Start slow elan_einlhander (20:33:02): Then get more into it elan_einlhander (20:33:05): Then do it all the time elan_einlhander (20:33:18): It's just, unwise. elan_einlhander (20:33:22): Like when I'd play games ALL the time elan_einlhander (20:33:26): I need to diversify elan_einlhander (20:33:47): needed* vencabot_teppoo (20:35:15): But what makes it unwise? I see working out as a duty in my life. As much as any duty in my life. If I have too much homework, I skip working out, such as tonight, because homework is due and there is no due-date on when I HAVE to be in better shape, obviously. When my so-called "duties" are taken care of, I work out, and if I have more time, I study extra stuff and try to organize the future on the internet while talking with friends. elan_einlhander (20:35:52): You've made this foolhardy choice that you need to keep yourself busy elan_einlhander (20:35:55): Why? vencabot_teppoo (20:35:59): Why not? elan_einlhander (20:36:14): Don't answer the question with a question vencabot_teppoo (20:36:21): Fine, I'll tell you, and then you tell me why not. elan_einlhander (20:36:25): Mkay elan_einlhander (20:36:26): Deal vencabot_teppoo (20:37:47): I want to get as much done, using the time that I have to the fullest. If I have energy, I work to get things done. If I don't, I sleep so that I'll have more energy the next day to do more work that I can be proud of. I don't see why I should spend a single second NOT doing something that I'm proud of. If my duties are complete, then I spend the rest of my energy doing things that I can be proud of until I'm tired, and then I sleep. elan_einlhander (20:38:19): You become addicted to this constantly busy schedule, and leave no room for change in your life, and leave yourself less time to think, relax, and just be out and out content and happy elan_einlhander (20:38:52): I don't see at all happy these days elan_einlhander (20:38:57): Just busy busy busy elan_einlhander (20:39:40): I never said WASTE your time, just enjoy it vencabot_teppoo (20:40:08): I have Sundays to think and I'm very happy, and even if I don't seem happy at all, it IS just because I'm busy. I'm VERY happy when I'm thinking clearly, and when I'm thinking clearly, I'm not working... because sometimes I feel lazy and that's when I'm not happy, and if I were thinking clearly, I'd be working. When I can be proud of work that I've done, I'm the happiest I've ever been. vencabot_teppoo (20:40:35): I very much enjoy my work. ALL of my work. I don't do things that I don't enjoy, which is why I don't do English work... because it's stupid and a waste of my brain, and I don't enjoy wasting my brain. elan_einlhander (20:40:37): That made next to no sense elan_einlhander (20:40:43): And this one day a week thing doesn't cut it elan_einlhander (20:40:51): I say you should relax a little each and every day vencabot_teppoo (20:41:26): How does it not cut it? I have PLENTY of time to think, and I consider thinking to be one of my duties if I have something important that I need to consider. If something comes up in my life. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:44): And I get all of the PHYSICAL relaxation that I need when I sleep. elan_einlhander (20:41:45): Because you put it all off till the end of the week elan_einlhander (20:42:17): And like I said, you don't wanna do anything with friends anymore elan_einlhander (20:42:30): You only come over when I make you, or it's on your way elan_einlhander (20:42:35): And you never offer to DO anything vencabot_teppoo (20:44:05): I WANT to do things with friends, but friends don't want to do the things that I want to do. You're right, I never DO offer to do anything, because I'm so sure that everyone will decline... but I have no defense there. It IS my fault. I've never even asked you to do anything with me that I would want to do... It's not like I don't want to spend time with my friends, but I don't want to waste any part of myself, be it brain power or time or anything. When people want to 'hang out' anymore, it seems so pointless. elan_einlhander (20:44:29): It's only a waste if you think it is elan_einlhander (20:44:32): Think of it this way elan_einlhander (20:44:44): If you've made someone's day, did you REALLY waste your time? elan_einlhander (20:44:55): Making someone else happy isn't a waste in my book elan_einlhander (20:45:24): Which is why I'll do things I might think are silly, just to make someone else smile vencabot_teppoo (20:46:41): But I know the secret of happiness, and when you "make someone happy" then it IS a waste of time because all you're doing is distracting them from their problems. True happiness comes from helping people SOLVE their problems... Not distracting them from their problems. I WON'T make a funny face at someone when they're sad just to make them smile. I'd rather talk to them about what the problem is, and help them solve it. If making a funny face would help them think more clearly so that we could talk easier, then it's not a waste. elan_einlhander (20:47:03): Hold the damn phone elan_einlhander (20:47:11): I never said distracting them from ANYTHING elan_einlhander (20:47:20): I said helping them out with something they enjoy elan_einlhander (20:47:53): No one, and I mean NO ONE is working on their tedius problems ALL THE TIME elan_einlhander (20:47:54): not even you elan_einlhander (20:48:02): There must be down time, or sanity is lost vencabot_teppoo (20:48:37): My whole argument is that there is no need for down time... That's my ENTIRE argument. If you believe that there must be down time, then we won't come to a compromise. elan_einlhander (20:48:54): Wait, you're being hypocritical elan_einlhander (20:49:02): Because your Sunday strolls are down time elan_einlhander (20:49:15): Time for no work, just relaxation vencabot_teppoo (20:50:01): But that 'down time' is what I consider to be my healthy dose. That's all I need. In that way, the so-called 'down time' is also a duty. It's me taking care of a need. In that way, yes, down time IS needed. However, when I walk it's also good for me... Burns calories. Gives me time to think. vencabot_teppoo (20:50:17): I don't think that I EVER need to watch TV or play video games or read a book or anything like that. elan_einlhander (20:50:31): Of course you don't need to vencabot_teppoo (20:50:34): The things that people call "fun." I don't ever need that kind of down-time, ever. elan_einlhander (20:50:38): But you just said there's no need for down time elan_einlhander (20:50:42): Make up your mind vencabot_teppoo (20:50:44): Just my Sunday stroll. Well, I mis-spoke. elan_einlhander (20:50:44): And yes, you do elan_einlhander (20:50:47): CUz you have fun too elan_einlhander (20:51:02): Why can't I have fun? vencabot_teppoo (20:51:17): You CAN have fun. No denying that. elan_einlhander (20:51:25): But you just said elan_einlhander (20:51:34): Okay, I'm confused now, you're contradicting yourself vencabot_teppoo (20:52:25): Well it's very hard for me to say what I mean clearly. ~_~ You CAN have fun. I just think that the things that most people call "fun" are just poison for themselves. The things that people call "fun" are the things that help them forget their responsibilities. elan_einlhander (20:52:38): Making someone happy is NOT a waste of time either, I don't know where the hell you got that notion elan_einlhander (20:53:00): It's only poison if you don't see true value in it, like when I play video games elan_einlhander (20:53:05): I feel GREAT when I master a game elan_einlhander (20:53:11): And I don't feel AT ALL poisioned elan_einlhander (20:53:21): Some people feel great when they read a novel, while I feel it's a waste elan_einlhander (20:53:28): However, I understand the feeling it might give them vencabot_teppoo (20:54:02): When you make someone happy in any way aside from helping them solve whatever problem is making them feel less than happy, then they'll just be sad again later, and hence it is moot. If you help someone solve a problem however, then that problem won't bother them anymore. vencabot_teppoo (20:54:15): When people do drugs they feel GREAT, but it doesn't change the fact that it's still bad for them. elan_einlhander (20:54:23): No, they don't elan_einlhander (20:54:32): Because that actually puts a foreign substance in them elan_einlhander (20:54:38): Did you ever think elan_einlhander (20:54:45): Making someone happy might help solve their problems? elan_einlhander (20:54:56): Give them confidence, a feeling of worth elan_einlhander (20:55:00): It's not all about what you want elan_einlhander (20:55:09): In a perfect world, you could do these things elan_einlhander (20:55:13): But until you perfect the world elan_einlhander (20:55:17): It doesnt' work that way vencabot_teppoo (20:55:57): People give themselves low confidence, and people determine they're own worth. If you hang out with someone and make them smile, it'll raise their confidence, but as soon as you leave it's only them and them again. They're alone, and it's up to them to maintain that confidence, which they obviously can't do or else they would have in the first place. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:12): Instead, you need to attack the problem at it's source and help them know just how valuable they are by talking seriously with them. 3-3-04 elan_einlhander (17:00:14): So uh, what was going on with your father? If I may be so bold as to ask vencabot_teppoo (17:00:35): He was just being a jerk. elan_einlhander (17:00:42): I see vencabot_teppoo (17:01:15): As usual. elan_einlhander (17:01:23): Hm vencabot_teppoo (17:01:38): No Sharonage. elan_einlhander (17:01:55): Yeah I guess she lost her connection in midconversation with me vencabot_teppoo (17:01:59): Same. elan_einlhander (17:02:09): And she said elan_einlhander (17:02:14): I have something important to ask you vencabot_teppoo (17:02:15): Hope it won't take another week to come back up,lol. elan_einlhander (17:02:17): And then was gone vencabot_teppoo (17:02:29): YOU have something to ask ME? Or she has something to ask you? elan_einlhander (17:02:39): The latter vencabot_teppoo (17:02:41): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (17:03:07): I need to brb. If Sharon comes back, tell her that I'll hurry back. elan_einlhander (17:03:20): Kayo vencabot_teppoo (21:42:13): So what DID Sharon want to ask you, anyway? elan_einlhander (21:42:24): Secret, can't say elan_einlhander (21:42:26): >_> vencabot_teppoo (21:42:30): Ok, lol. elan_einlhander (21:42:46): It's clearly been festering in David's mind all day vencabot_teppoo (21:42:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:05): I have to get out of the house. elan_einlhander (21:44:14): How come? vencabot_teppoo (21:45:13): I was asked that question today, and my answer is surprisingly blurry. I just think that, if I could get my own place, the freedom and perhaps ISOLATION would help me think more clearly and gather myself, and move forward more quickly. I want to change the world, and I have to be a man to do that. I'm done being a boy. I want to grow up, NOW;. elan_einlhander (21:45:30): As do I elan_einlhander (21:45:37): But we're sorta limited vencabot_teppoo (21:45:49): I just learned that we can legally move away from home at 16 years old. elan_einlhander (21:46:12): Oh? elan_einlhander (21:46:13): Hm vencabot_teppoo (21:47:51): 16 =legal age to live on your own. That's insanely awesome. I want to work all the time during the Summer, as long as I have time to be healthy... meaning sleep, rest, whatever... make money to support myself. Maybe find a way to work full-time, doing something. Summer is insane, because every other Summer of my life, all I did was play video games and sleep... and with the recent change in my lifestyle, Summer is going to be an insane amount of time. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:58): You must know what I mean, since you have a job. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:01): And had a job last Summer. elan_einlhander (21:48:32): Yeah, I guess elan_einlhander (21:48:35): I kinda wish I didn't elan_einlhander (21:48:42): SInce I really don't get much profit vencabot_teppoo (21:49:10): Well it's different, I'm sure, since you still live with yo' mama. I bet that, when we can move out, profit really won't seem like a big deal. elan_einlhander (21:49:34): Yes it will cuz there will BE profi elan_einlhander (21:49:37): profit* vencabot_teppoo (21:49:43): Whaddaya mean? elan_einlhander (21:49:59): Like, I'll get to keep my money? elan_einlhander (21:50:02): Cuz I don't right now elan_einlhander (21:50:07): Not enough of it vencabot_teppoo (21:50:17): Ah. ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (21:56:13): Yahoo!, don't playa hate, now. vencabot_teppoo (21:56:31): ~found an article called: Research finds teens who survive/thrive, living on their own~ vencabot_teppoo (21:56:33): ~but it won't load~ elan_einlhander (21:57:19): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:05:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:43): "Fifty Ways to Exploit Your Grandmother: The Status of Financial Abuse of the Elderly" elan_einlhander (22:05:49): O_O vencabot_teppoo (22:08:11): Blogs are retarded. elan_einlhander (22:08:21): ... elan_einlhander (22:08:23): Blog? vencabot_teppoo (22:09:02): Blog = sorta like an internet journal, but they're usually somehow witty or sarcastic, as if to entertain people. elan_einlhander (22:09:19): I see vencabot_teppoo (22:09:42): I get so many of them with the searches that include the word "Teenager," lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:09:54): I don't care about you OR your opinions on life, blog-people. Leave me alone. elan_einlhander (22:10:10): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (22:10:27): 80-frickin-thousand blogs, I swear. vencabot_teppoo (22:11:12): Who makes these sites? vencabot_teppoo (22:11:18): Who actually thinnks that people care? vencabot_teppoo (22:11:45): Who are the people, so pathetic, that they sit infront of a computer all day and read about what other people think of their lives? Because people DO read them. elan_einlhander (22:11:59): Beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (22:55:41): I need a car, a house, and a job. elan_einlhander (22:56:28): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (22:56:37): Those three things, and I am set. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:48): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:58:56): Random blog entry that came up on Yahoo!: vencabot_teppoo (22:59:08): "am i just not meant to have a boyfriend in high school?" vencabot_teppoo (22:59:18): Well... actually... No, you're not meant to have a boyfriend in high school. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:25): That's why none of your relationships work out. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:30): ...Idiot. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:59:34): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:02:01): Alright. I'm gonna shower... brush my teeth... wash my face... go to bed. Peace. elan_einlhander (23:02:09): See yah 3-4-04 vencabot_teppoo (20:47:49): I love this episode, lol. elan_einlhander (20:47:53): Heh elan_einlhander (20:48:00): Recreational toy vencabot_teppoo (20:48:54): ROFL elan_einlhander (20:52:46): Pink Belly vencabot_teppoo (21:04:09): ~takes gun~ vencabot_teppoo (21:04:12): ~shoots Diglet~ vencabot_teppoo (21:04:14): "Done." vencabot_teppoo (21:04:21): Or, better yet... vencabot_teppoo (21:04:24): ~takes mallot~ vencabot_teppoo (21:04:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:04:36): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:06:21): GARY IS1337! elan_einlhander (21:06:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:42): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:07:17): Mmm.Potential. vencabot_teppoo (21:07:23): http://www.realtor.com/FindHome/HomeListing.asp?snum=28&frm=bymap&lid=&pgnum=3&ss_aywr=&st=MI&mls=xmls&mnbed=0&js=on&mnsqft=0&fid=so&vtsort=&poe=realtor&mnprice=0&ct=Lansing&zp=&mxprice=99999999&typ=1&typ=3&typ=7&typ=2&typ=6&typ=4&typ=5&exft=0&exft=0&exft=0&exft=0&mnbath=0&areaid=41&sid=026B4B1223F6C&snumxlid=1033873339&lnksrc=00001 elan_einlhander (21:08:45): No vencabot_teppoo (21:08:49): No? vencabot_teppoo (21:27:04): Doug can help me see it. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:08): The place I wanna be- vencabot_teppoo (21:27:09): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (21:27:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:28:17): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:14): "Oh my God, I'm a MUTAN-... oh, wait." elan_einlhander (21:37:21): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:37:21): -Spyke elan_einlhander (21:37:32): -Spike* vencabot_teppoo (21:42:28): "OH MY GOD, I'M A MUTAN-... oh, wait again." elan_einlhander (21:42:37): Heh vencabot_teppoo (21:42:40): -Spyke vencabot_teppoo (22:50:14): Good night, gizzle. elan_einlhander (22:50:19): Night 3-5-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:37:52): OooOkAaaAAy!!!!! elan_einlhander (16:37:57): :O vencabot_teppoo (16:38:09): The pep rally was hype. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:14): ...My nigga. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:38:17): Sure vencabot_teppoo (16:38:39): That's all we did at the pep rally... Yelled at the top of our lungs. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:43): "OoOoOKaaAAAaaY!!!" vencabot_teppoo (16:38:47): "YeeEAAaaH!!!" vencabot_teppoo (16:38:50): "WAAAT?!" elan_einlhander (16:38:51): I see.... vencabot_teppoo (16:38:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:58): At least ~I~ did. elan_einlhander (16:39:03): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:39:28): I yelled that while fat black girls danced, lol. elan_einlhander (16:39:37): O_O vencabot_teppoo (16:40:29): And then I almost joined in the dance contest, but chicked out the last second. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:03): And then, my dad, just now, in the other room... vencabot_teppoo (16:41:14): *rock music playing* vencabot_teppoo (16:41:18): Dad: "...." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:20): "..." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:24): "....Ice-ice-baby..." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:30): "...Couldn't do it... Couldn't do it." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:35): Dad just talking to himself, lol. elan_einlhander (16:41:50): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:41:55): Your dad's nuts vencabot_teppoo (16:44:29): "I'm getting old... starting to shrink in height, like your uncle Pedro." elan_einlhander (16:44:42): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:44:45): Silly Mexicans vencabot_teppoo (16:45:03): "There was once a time when your uncle Pedro was tall..." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:06): "Now he's a little... uh..." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:09): "...Little..." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:13): "...little fella." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:15): "A little guy." vencabot_teppoo (16:45:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:45:18): Hehe elan_einlhander (16:46:43): *fighting Magna Centipede* elan_einlhander (16:46:53): *been injected with five doses of poison* vencabot_teppoo (16:47:01): Lol. There's a word that has "magna" in it. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:05): Today, English quiz... vencabot_teppoo (16:47:17): "Two examples of words with the latin word "magna" in them." vencabot_teppoo (16:47:26): David: "Magnify... Magnum Opus." elan_einlhander (16:47:34): O_o vencabot_teppoo (16:47:56): I should have wrote "Magna Centipede." vencabot_teppoo (16:47:57): Awesome. elan_einlhander (16:48:12): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:48:29): I wrote "Micro Machines" for "Micro," lol. elan_einlhander (16:48:46): ROFL, awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:49:14): You NEED to hear my DAD. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:19): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:49:26): I want to elan_einlhander (16:49:29): But I'm white vencabot_teppoo (16:49:42): I just blew snot everywhere, cause I was trying not to laugh as he talked. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:49): I cracked up. elan_einlhander (16:49:49): Pffft vencabot_teppoo (16:50:00): I wish I woulda just had voice chat on... vencabot_teppoo (16:50:34): "So, David. I never did understand what the plot of Pokemon. What's it about?" vencabot_teppoo (16:50:41): "Doesn't really have a good plot. It's kiddy stuff." vencabot_teppoo (16:50:47): "But... How did the Pokemon come into being?" vencabot_teppoo (16:50:51): "Same way animals did." vencabot_teppoo (16:51:12): "Oh... So, it's like fantasy... Like, in another time and another world, where Pokemon have always existed." elan_einlhander (16:51:24): Is your dad drunk? Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:51:41): "Yeah. The story is the equivelant of us going out and catching animals. That's all it is." vencabot_teppoo (16:51:49): Then, Dad, in a wondrous voice, looking up at my poster... vencabot_teppoo (16:51:55): "Some look like little turtles..." vencabot_teppoo (16:52:00): "...little... mutant turtles." vencabot_teppoo (16:52:09): "...And some look like lizards... Dinosaurs and stuff." vencabot_teppoo (16:52:14): That's when I blew snot everywhere. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:22): It was actually at the "mutant turtles" part. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:25): In reference to Pikachu: "...I hope that one's a little girl pokemon... or else it's the gay pokemon." vencabot_teppoo (16:53:39): David: "I'm not 100% sure that it really has a gender, but I think it's a boy." vencabot_teppoo (16:53:47): Dad: "...Oh, so it might be a-sexual..." vencabot_teppoo (16:53:53): "...little... unisexual pokemon." 3-6-04 vencabot_teppoo (10:39:47): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (10:39:47): SO TRUE elan_einlhander (10:39:55): ? vencabot_teppoo (10:40:06): Having a pebble in your sneaker DOES suck. elan_einlhander (10:40:30): what the hell are you talking about? vencabot_teppoo (10:40:42): Ed Edd and Eddy. elan_einlhander (10:40:49): Ah, that one elan_einlhander (10:40:50): Hehe elan_einlhander (10:40:54): Yeah, it does elan_einlhander (10:42:03): Man, I hope it doesn't start raining while I'm walking vencabot_teppoo (10:42:16): It very well could. elan_einlhander (10:42:19): That would suxxorz vencabot_teppoo (16:15:19): Well if it isn't prince... Doug... of the... Allen clan. elan_einlhander (16:16:03): O_o vencabot_teppoo (16:16:28): What ya been up to, G? Judging from the time, I'd say work... but I didn't think that you worked on Saturdays. elan_einlhander (16:17:25): I always work on Saturdays.... vencabot_teppoo (16:17:37): Ah. ~_~ Don't know why I thought you had Saturdays off. elan_einlhander (16:17:50): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (16:18:13): I found a pretty 1337 house that I'm gonna check out soon. elan_einlhander (16:18:20): Ooo elan_einlhander (16:18:22): When? vencabot_teppoo (16:18:58): Monday or Tuesday, probably, since my mom is gone until then to my grandma's. elan_einlhander (16:19:08): Aw, I wanted to com elan_einlhander (16:19:09): come* vencabot_teppoo (16:19:24): Lol. I can handle it. Check it out, though... It's pretty 1337: elan_einlhander (16:19:30): Mkay vencabot_teppoo (16:19:46): http://www.assistlansing.com/bin/web/real_estate?ZKEY=&acnt=AR46838&action=HOME_SEARCH&hs_action=VIEW_DETAIL&listing_id=REASEQ11313462&start=50&grp=ALL elan_einlhander (16:22:04): Looks like it's out in the middle of nowhere vencabot_teppoo (16:22:15): Yup. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:19): Old Town. elan_einlhander (16:22:24): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:22:36): Gonna need a car, but I'll have one pretty soon. elan_einlhander (16:22:55): Just no licence :O vencabot_teppoo (16:23:01): Yup, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:48): I wonder how much water damage costs to repair... because I have a good suspicion that the bathroom is gonna be pretty fubar in that place, lol. elan_einlhander (16:30:28): The Mucha Lucha theme song is addictive. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:31:01): This will be the first time I've ever seen it. elan_einlhander (16:31:08): I saw it last night vencabot_teppoo (16:31:58): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:32:48): I love to sit down and think of the concept of this show elan_einlhander (16:32:55): A city full of masked wrestlers elan_einlhander (16:35:20): Oh yeah, me yesterday elan_einlhander (16:35:28): *watching show, about twenty minutes* elan_einlhander (16:35:36): "Ohhhh, I think Lucha means wrestling" vencabot_teppoo (16:35:39): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:35:42): "Duh Doug" elan_einlhander (16:35:46): "well..." vencabot_teppoo (16:35:46): Lucha = masked wrestling. elan_einlhander (16:36:19): I assumed vencabot_teppoo (16:36:33): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:36:37): ~loves this show~ vencabot_teppoo (16:37:02): "He couldn't ride a burro for a MONTH!" vencabot_teppoo (16:40:16): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:45:07): EL LOCO MOSQUITO!! vencabot_teppoo (16:47:28): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:56:29): I wonder what's the most that water-damage repair can cost... elan_einlhander (16:56:37): Beats me elan_einlhander (16:58:32): Doug's mom elan_einlhander (16:58:38): "Looks like you're failing some classes" elan_einlhander (16:58:40): Doug elan_einlhander (16:58:43): "Um, duh?" vencabot_teppoo (16:59:02): What classes? elan_einlhander (16:59:28): Oh, Stats and English elan_einlhander (16:59:34): I knew that though vencabot_teppoo (16:59:38): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:59:39): Which is why I was making up work, lol. elan_einlhander (16:59:42): I hate that elan_einlhander (16:59:50): I know I'm failing, I'm trying to fix it elan_einlhander (16:59:56): You jumping on my back isn't gonna help vencabot_teppoo (17:00:14): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:01:18): Uh oh elan_einlhander (17:01:21): Let's go! vencabot_teppoo (17:01:24): LETS GO elan_einlhander (17:01:28): Vacation! vencabot_teppoo (17:01:30): Go Togapi, go. elan_einlhander (17:01:32): Lol, I love this song vencabot_teppoo (17:05:34): Gak! A new bathroom may cost as little as 9000 dollars?! @_@ elan_einlhander (17:05:57): Geeeeeez vencabot_teppoo (17:06:25): That home'll give me 1000 dollar allowance for the bathroom...so I assume it'spretty bad. elan_einlhander (17:06:37): Aw vencabot_teppoo (20:38:14): What's up, Doug? elan_einlhander (20:38:20): *looks up* elan_einlhander (20:38:26): Not much vencabot_teppoo (20:38:28): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:38:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:39:52): DAVID vencabot_teppoo (20:39:56): ? elan_einlhander (20:39:59): Don't panic but elan_einlhander (20:40:06): I just saw the Noid in my room elan_einlhander (20:40:12): I swear to GOd vencabot_teppoo (20:40:17): The Noid? elan_einlhander (20:40:21): THE NOID vencabot_teppoo (20:40:27): ~doesn't know what the Noid is, lol~ elan_einlhander (20:40:29): 'sdgj'sgjasjj elan_einlhander (20:40:32): The Pizza thing?!?!? vencabot_teppoo (20:40:45): ...Nope, still not ringing a bell. Lol. elan_einlhander (20:40:50): O_O vencabot_teppoo (20:41:05): Dominos Noid, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (20:41:09): ~Yahoo! search~ elan_einlhander (20:41:21): Yup vencabot_teppoo (20:41:50): Wow, I've never seen that thing in my life, rofl. elan_einlhander (20:41:56): Insane vencabot_teppoo (20:42:01): What the Hell is it, and how did it get into your room? elan_einlhander (20:42:14): Beats me yo, maybe cuz I left pizza on the ground vencabot_teppoo (20:42:28): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:43:46): "The Noid is every pizza lover's nightmare." elan_einlhander (20:43:57): Exactly vencabot_teppoo (20:44:25): Was he equipped with a wizard's wand, jackhammer, Noid-bomb, or boxing gloves? elan_einlhander (20:44:41): Boxing gloves definitely vencabot_teppoo (20:45:23): I might have some info. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:20): ... vencabot_teppoo (20:49:35): http://noid.freeservers.com/wheresnoid.htm vencabot_teppoo (20:49:38): Doug found him. vencabot_teppoo (20:49:58): There's a theory out there that the Noid faked his death, and is still out there, somewhere, sabotaging pizzas. vencabot_teppoo (20:50:01): Doug found him. elan_einlhander (20:50:20): I wonder if there's a reward... vencabot_teppoo (20:53:10): Insane. vencabot_teppoo (20:53:34): http://noid.freeservers.com/ebay.htm elan_einlhander (21:01:59): Teen Titans is on elan_einlhander (21:02:04): And we both love it, so tune in vencabot_teppoo (21:02:14): New ep or old ep? vencabot_teppoo (21:02:43): Ah, new ep. elan_einlhander (21:02:54): New vencabot_teppoo (21:05:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:20): Hey, I've got some reading material for Sustained Silent Reading... How insanely awesome. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:58): "How The Heck Do I Go About Buying A Home?" by Charles J. Fisher Esq. vencabot_teppoo (21:07:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:07:17): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (21:07:44): It's a free internet book I'll print out. I should make YOU a copy. This thing looks like it has some pretty sweet stuff. elan_einlhander (21:07:54): I see vencabot_teppoo (21:19:01): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (21:19:20): Sweet-sweet. vencabot_teppoo (21:22:43): YES!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:24:58): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (21:25:00): WHAT?! vencabot_teppoo (21:25:09): YEEEEAAAAAAH! vencabot_teppoo (21:25:12): OOooKaaAaAy! vencabot_teppoo (21:25:13): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:26:50): I just killed Vswan elan_einlhander (21:26:55): One on one elan_einlhander (21:26:59): *cough* vencabot_teppoo (21:26:59): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (21:27:03): He's a Hero fyi vencabot_teppoo (21:27:11): ~nods again~ Good man. elan_einlhander (21:27:15): I guess vencabot_teppoo (21:27:24): Now DOUG owns the clan, lol. elan_einlhander (21:27:30): Of course vencabot_teppoo (21:27:31): "No, David... I don-" vencabot_teppoo (21:27:34): "Oh, but you do." vencabot_teppoo (21:27:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:29:38): GO ASTRO BOY! elan_einlhander (21:29:47): UH OH elan_einlhander (21:30:02): I love this opening vencabot_teppoo (21:30:15): WAS THAT GOHAN GOING SUPER SAIYAN I JUST SAW?! elan_einlhander (21:30:22): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (21:30:25): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (21:30:29): ~thinks Gohan is cool~ vencabot_teppoo (21:30:33): ~but not when he's a nerdy wimp~ vencabot_teppoo (21:33:38): This show is drawn SO much better,lol. elan_einlhander (21:35:03): Hehe elan_einlhander (21:37:20): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:37:23): WAY TO DROP IT vencabot_teppoo (21:39:01): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (21:45:34): Metal rilldos and cold in dougs bajaina. Lol. elan_einlhander (21:45:48): O_o vencabot_teppoo (21:46:48): What do Trunks and Han Solo have in common? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:54): Poor buddies. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:35): HIS NIPPLES ARE SCREWS!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:53:36): ROFL elan_einlhander (21:53:42): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (22:18:56): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:18:59): >_< vencabot_teppoo (22:19:10): ~may end up borrowing money from John~ elan_einlhander (22:19:12): Aw vencabot_teppoo (22:19:13): ~JOHN~ vencabot_teppoo (22:19:15): ~JOOOHN~ vencabot_teppoo (22:19:19): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (22:19:20): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:31): I don't think that I could get a mortgage. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:40): So I'll need to borrow money from a family member. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:50): And John's the only family member that I know who has money, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:11): I wish that there was a computer game where you have to buy a house... A... HOUSE BUYING SIMULATOR. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:18): ~That's~ a game that I would play. vencabot_teppoo (22:33:22): Because I need practice... elan_einlhander (22:48:04): He's a pimp in his green suit. vencabot_teppoo (22:48:19): ...Who? @_@ elan_einlhander (22:48:25): That Android elan_einlhander (22:48:31): 006 I think vencabot_teppoo (22:48:35): Oh... elan_einlhander (22:49:48): Ah, 007 actually vencabot_teppoo (22:56:39): ~just read the whole stinkin' book~ vencabot_teppoo (22:56:40): @_@ elan_einlhander (22:56:47): Aw elan_einlhander (22:56:49): How lam elan_einlhander (22:56:50): lame* vencabot_teppoo (22:57:10): I'm still gonna print it out and re-read it... and probably re-re-read it, and take notes. It was really good. elan_einlhander (22:57:34): i see vencabot_teppoo (22:57:50): But now my eyes hurt, and there's ringing in my ears, lol. elan_einlhander (22:58:10): O_o vencabot_teppoo (22:58:44): GAAAAH! >_< ~sways and falls over backwards~ vencabot_teppoo (23:03:17): I love these real-estate types. They must memorize the whole thesaurus to learn how to sell a house. elan_einlhander (23:03:28): Heh vencabot_teppoo (23:03:40): "Quaint starter home!! Clean, Bright, and Cute!!" vencabot_teppoo (23:03:46): Quaint + Cute = tiny elan_einlhander (23:03:51): Yep vencabot_teppoo (23:05:14): I've decided to delete Vencabot... Been thinking about it a lot. If you wanna bicker about it, we can do it tomorrow. If you don't care, just wanna know if you want your tourms and stuff back. elan_einlhander (23:05:41): Well if you're gonna delete, might as well transfer me the tourms so they're not wasted vencabot_teppoo (23:05:49): And what about the sword and stuff? elan_einlhander (23:05:51): It's your choice, and I will resepct it elan_einlhander (23:05:59): Don't worry about the sword vencabot_teppoo (23:06:26): Alright. I'll transfer all of the tourms in VT's account, since 99.9% of them are yours. You'll probably make a 2 tourmaline profit, lol. elan_einlhander (23:06:44): Okay elan_einlhander (23:06:50): Gonna tell anyone besides me? vencabot_teppoo (23:07:57): Nah. Don't assume that anyone cares but you. Well, maybe Owur and them. Nah, they won't miss me much, lol. Most of them have my contact information anyway, plus the VT Rocks link, which has my contact information on it. elan_einlhander (23:08:11): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (23:08:20): But not like Cameron'll be like, "OH MY GOD YOU DELETED VENCABOT" for more than five minutes, and probably an off-comment twice a day for a week or so. elan_einlhander (23:08:37): Indeed elan_einlhander (23:08:43): Gonna miss you, yah know elan_einlhander (23:08:46): But I understand vencabot_teppoo (23:09:59): Well, I'll still be around, lol. VT = just a character. A loved character, perhaps, but all books come to a close eventually. I knew for a long time that I wasn't going to be playing MM anymore, even if I logged on every now and then for the sole purpose of keeping him around. I'd rather delete that let him rot away. elan_einlhander (23:10:21): Like I said, I understand elan_einlhander (23:10:29): Vic wants to say goodbye, I know she likes you alot too elan_einlhander (23:11:41): Wait, I got an idea elan_einlhander (23:11:53): Would you like to at least make a cool exit into eternity? elan_einlhander (23:12:05): I could get you a great shout scroll and you could do something crazy elan_einlhander (23:12:09): One last event vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:12:21): "Baba-booie baba-booie baba-booie!" elan_einlhander (23:12:28): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:13:53): Don't spend any big cash on a great-shout scroll. It ain't really important. I've got nothing to say to the world of MM except "Peace," lol. elan_einlhander (23:14:06): Oh shut up it's important to ME, okay? elan_einlhander (23:14:10): It's not that pricey vencabot_teppoo (23:14:49): Your gold, lol. elan_einlhander (23:14:50): I can get it free vencabot_teppoo (23:15:49): Well, I assume that I'm going to pop in Rune. elan_einlhander (23:16:01): I'll be there vencabot_teppoo (23:17:08): Take your time, lol. elan_einlhander (23:17:28): Not sure how Great Shout works elan_einlhander (23:17:29): I think elan_einlhander (23:17:32): You use the scroll elan_einlhander (23:17:39): And while the spell is active, you shout elan_einlhander (23:17:43): Guess we'll find out vencabot_teppoo (23:17:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:18:21): Do I need the requirements to cast it, if I use a scroll? elan_einlhander (23:18:33): If so, I can easily provide you with them elan_einlhander (23:18:41): I got an astral in my trunk and plenty of eth reagents vencabot_teppoo (23:19:08): I'm not sure how using those kwazy high-cost spells work, even with scrolls. Says I need one ethereal reagent, one astral reagent, and one magical gem. elan_einlhander (23:19:16): Yeah elan_einlhander (23:22:07): Plan out what you're gonna shout, not sure how long the spell lasts vencabot_teppoo (23:22:18): I'm thinking. Gonna copy-paste. elan_einlhander (23:22:30): Can yuo on Hyper Terminal? vencabot_teppoo (23:22:40): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (23:22:45): Cooly elan_einlhander (23:24:12): I guess this means I gotta be the elder now vencabot_teppoo (23:33:03): shout The game doesn't end until somebody wins. Watch and listen carefully for VT, because this is only the beginning. A shout-out to Elan, Halelorf, Xuro, Owur, Goatleaf, and Lunabell. Peace, I'm out- For real, this time! Good bye, Alyria! -Vencabot Teppoo, David Hernandez vencabot_teppoo (23:35:32): ~Batman theme playing for no reason~ vencabot_teppoo (23:35:38): Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh elan_einlhander (23:36:27): Man, I got a LOT of tells elan_einlhander (23:36:39): Asterix claims I'm gay, and Trolence wanted all my money vencabot_teppoo (23:36:40): Lol. So did I, in that two and a half seconds. vencabot_teppoo (23:36:51): A mighty voice tells you, "Newb." vencabot_teppoo (23:36:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:36:57): Yep elan_einlhander (23:37:33): What should I do with your stuff? Offer it to Rune? vencabot_teppoo (23:38:10): Lol. I don't care. And on a completely unrelated note, I just saw a comercial for the new "House of the Dead" movie and actually laughed at a quote. vencabot_teppoo (23:38:13): "Is everybody dead?" vencabot_teppoo (23:38:17): "Dead-ish." vencabot_teppoo (23:38:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:38:21): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:38:46): Well, I'll offer it to Rune, VT's free-time Giveaway the sequal vencabot_teppoo (23:38:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:39:05): "RUN, NEWBIES, RUN!" elan_einlhander (23:39:37): [50] people heard you shout 'Attention Rune, the last remains of Vencabot Teppoo , Halfling God of Rock are in the Perplexed Otter. Partake of what you wish, let him live in Infamy!' elan_einlhander (23:39:39): >_> vencabot_teppoo (23:39:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:40:37): I'm keeping your flute vencabot_teppoo (23:40:53): "And restringing it... as... THE REMNANT OF ROCK!!!" elan_einlhander (23:41:23): And Vic's keeping your turtle :O vencabot_teppoo (23:41:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:41:41): Taking first picks of the loot. elan_einlhander (23:42:14): Censored's throwing a fit vencabot_teppoo (23:42:31): Poor buddy. vencabot_teppoo (23:42:45): If anyone wants a final look at my profile, I think it gets deleted when Vencabot does. vencabot_teppoo (23:43:05): I just noticed that I got some new messages on it. elan_einlhander (23:44:30): Censored his prying me for info vencabot_teppoo (23:45:05): Profile's still up until reboot I guess, lol. elan_einlhander (23:45:16): Heh vencabot_teppoo (23:45:36): Censored harrassing me via AIM, lol. elan_einlhander (23:45:46): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:46:38): Vencabot Teppoo: Oh, lol. What's up, man? Put the Orb to good use? amnesia905: I ummmm... sold it amnesia905: ANYHOW amnesia905: WTF!?! amnesia905: I made my own mini quest to get one drink from EVERY bar from the entire MM world, and you QUIT?! amnesia905: No. amnesia905: Not acceptable amnesia905: Get your ass back there Vencabot Teppoo: Whoa. Uh... I'm touched? elan_einlhander (23:47:05): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (23:49:03): You should go leave some profanity on my profile, and encourage everyone to do the same, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:12): "BABA-BOOIE BABA-BOOIE BABA-BOOIE!" elan_einlhander (23:49:22): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:49:26): That's always funny vencabot_teppoo (23:49:30): Before it gets deleted. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:56): amnesia905: Get back there! amnesia905: I haven't done it yet Vencabot Teppoo: The deed is done, fella. I hate to break the news to you, since you seem so broken-up. ~_~ I didn't mean any personal insult. amnesia905: !#^%#!^% amnesia905: VENCA MUST NOT QUIT amnesia905: You were the spokesman for halflings everywhere! Vencabot Teppoo: Well, from my knowledge, my profile is still up if you want to leave some profanity on it. ^_~ amnesia905: bah amnesia905: I'm going to do better than that. Vencabot Teppoo: You're gonna piss on my stuff? Lol. elan_einlhander (23:50:29): Heeh vencabot_teppoo (23:51:49): I should have gone to bed a long time ago. ~_~ I'm gonna have to take a nap tomorrow... Oh well, I've got all day tomorrow, since I'm... vencabot_teppoo (23:51:49): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:51:50): ... vencabot_teppoo (23:51:53): ...unemployed!!!!!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:51:55): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:52:00): Ohhhh fuck you vencabot_teppoo (23:52:30): HAHA! YOU'VE GOT A JOB! YOU MAKE $6.75 PER HOUR MORE THAN I DO! vencabot_teppoo (23:52:31): ^_^ elan_einlhander (23:52:51): 5.80 actually vencabot_teppoo (23:53:06): ~loses money per hour... so... nyah~ vencabot_teppoo (23:53:18): *nice save* vencabot_teppoo (23:53:55): Gonna go get hygenic. vencabot_teppoo (23:54:11): OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!! vencabot_teppoo (23:54:14): Before I go. elan_einlhander (23:54:15): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): This morning, when you weren't around... vencabot_teppoo (23:54:47): I was washing my face, in the bathroom... and dad knocks on the door, and I say, "Yeah?" Just like I ALWAYS do... vencabot_teppoo (23:54:54): And then he waits and knocks again, like he ALWAYS does... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:02): And so I shout, "YEAH?!" Like ~I~ always do... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:12): ...but this time, something was different... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:24): He says, "Is someone in the bathroom?" vencabot_teppoo (23:55:25): I say, "YEEEAAAAH!!!" vencabot_teppoo (23:55:29): And he opens the door... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:40): Looks me in the eye, as I turn to him, soap all over my face... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:42): And he says... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:48): "Who's in the bathroom, David?" vencabot_teppoo (23:56:06): I just look at him... from infront of the sink, as he stands just outside of the open door... I just stare. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:11): And then he walks away. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:56:23): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:56:43): The perfect description of my father in a single quote. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:49): "Who's in the bathroom, David?" elan_einlhander (23:56:58): Exactly vencabot_teppoo (23:57:13): I was like, "I MUST TELL DOUG!" but you weren't around, so I told someone but I don't remember who, lol. elan_einlhander (23:57:28): Rofl elan_einlhander (23:57:51): Before Vencabot left elan_einlhander (23:57:57): He got a glimpse at Victoriana drunk elan_einlhander (23:58:00): Which no one's ever seen vencabot_teppoo (23:58:09): Anyway, I'm'bout to brush my stank, yellow teeth. Lol. ~has seen Victoriana drunk before~ elan_einlhander (23:58:32): :O elan_einlhander (23:58:36): EXCUSDE ME?!?!? vencabot_teppoo (23:59:00): Lol. Remember that time that she was in Rune but you weren't, and you told VT that he'd better be a perfect gentleman? elan_einlhander (23:59:15): jasdgjasj\ vencabot_teppoo (23:59:40): She wouldn't drink shots, but she did get drunk to the point of her speach slurring. 3-7-04 elan_einlhander (0:00:01): O_O vencabot_teppoo (0:00:10): BUT ANYWAY. I need to brush my teeth, lol. elan_einlhander (0:00:15): Yeah elan_einlhander (0:01:39): 'He left Materia Magica for good' you say. elan_einlhander (0:01:47): Censored says drunkenly, 'nooOot if I hhaave ANytHinnng Tao zzZzssZahy ahBaOoout Iiit' vencabot_teppoo (0:04:09): Lol. ~back, just to quote his dad again, with cleansing stuff in his mouth~ vencabot_teppoo (0:04:24): Lesser David, walking to bathroom: "Weeeee are the champiiiooons-" vencabot_teppoo (0:04:34): Greater David, in the kitchen: "-Me amigooooo." vencabot_teppoo (0:04:43): End qoute, lol. elan_einlhander (0:05:06): O_o vencabot_teppoo (8:05:30): Elaine Einlhander. :O vencabot_teppoo (8:05:31): Lol vencabot_teppoo (8:05:36): ~loves that emoticon~ elan_einlhander (8:10:10): >_> elan_einlhander (8:17:14): <_< elan_einlhander (8:17:16): >_< vencabot_teppoo (8:17:25): ? elan_einlhander (8:17:33): So sweepy elan_einlhander (8:17:44): Where's Sharon, this is why I get up so early vencabot_teppoo (8:17:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:56:39): Step into the Grand Prix- (Grand Prix! Grand Prix!) Step into the Grand Prix- DRAGON BALL GRAND PRIX! vencabot_teppoo (8:56:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:56:58): The next skeries. elan_einlhander (8:57:00): Um, no elan_einlhander (8:57:01): Lol vencabot_teppoo (8:58:08): *Goku and Frieza in go-carts, buzzin' down a little street* vencabot_teppoo (8:58:19): *At 20 miles per hour* vencabot_teppoo (8:58:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (8:58:30): Then at Super Saiyan elan_einlhander (8:58:31): He goes 30 elan_einlhander (9:05:51): Einlhander's Righteous Fury says: Well I'd wanna tell David to execute the "plan" elan_einlhander (9:06:07): *what Doug would do if he were dying* vencabot_teppoo (9:06:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:06:24): Do you even remember the plan? vencabot_teppoo (9:07:04): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (9:07:23): All right vencabot_teppoo (9:08:02): Doug = dying, so David... ~doesn't remember the plan~ stabs him? Lol elan_einlhander (9:08:13): *sigh* elan_einlhander (9:08:14): No vencabot_teppoo (9:08:28): Buries him alive and pisses on his grave? elan_einlhander (9:08:31): Inform all the people I am close to online that I am gone elan_einlhander (9:08:43): I swear we went over this vencabot_teppoo (9:09:03): Ah. I'd hope that someone would do that for me, too. vencabot_teppoo (9:09:10): Just put up an away message: vencabot_teppoo (9:09:12): "I'm dead." elan_einlhander (9:09:22): I will elan_einlhander (9:37:18): Ah I forgot how much getting up earlier can roxxor vencabot_teppoo (9:46:29): I hate Winter. elan_einlhander (9:46:54): Eh? elan_einlhander (9:46:59): *looks outside* elan_einlhander (9:47:06): *can't see* elan_einlhander (9:47:10): What's going on out there? vencabot_teppoo (9:47:13): Nothing. vencabot_teppoo (9:47:18): But it's cold. elan_einlhander (9:47:26): Oh elan_einlhander (9:47:29): I gotta walk to work elan_einlhander (9:47:31): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (9:47:39): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (9:56:32): ~finds the sweetest buttons he's ever seen on a website in his life~ vencabot_teppoo (9:56:41): http://www.woldumar.org/green/ elan_einlhander (9:58:04): Uh, right elan_einlhander (10:03:11): *grows angel wings and flies to work* elan_einlhander (10:03:18): *doesn't think twice about it* vencabot_teppoo (10:03:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:39:22): How were your walks? elan_einlhander (16:39:27): -_- vencabot_teppoo (16:39:39): Man, I hate Winter. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:50): ~notices that, if he presses his screen hard enough, it bubbles and then goes back to normal~ O.o;; elan_einlhander (17:06:54): My mom is such a bitch, I'll just say it now elan_einlhander (17:06:56): So full of lies elan_einlhander (17:06:57): David elan_einlhander (17:07:13): Did I tell my mom I'd get good grades and keep my job when you were sitting there ordering my phone? vencabot_teppoo (17:07:33): Not that I recall. elan_einlhander (17:09:28): Okay then elan_einlhander (17:10:24): I'm still being told that my electricity costs more than we calculated elan_einlhander (17:10:28): Which I see as impossible vencabot_teppoo (17:11:05): It's very possible, but not by much. I mean, surely, the EXACT voltage of different brands must be different for, say, computers and television... but not like it'd be a big difference. elan_einlhander (17:11:17): Well yeah elan_einlhander (17:11:27): But she's saying its' a difference of like twenty bucks elan_einlhander (17:11:34): Which is freaking impossible vencabot_teppoo (17:11:45): It has just as much chance of being LESS than we've calculated. Twenty bucks? How much did you offer to pay for electricity, again? elan_einlhander (17:11:52): I think like 17 elan_einlhander (17:11:55): She thinks elan_einlhander (17:12:04): That she can take her electric bill, and divide it by five elan_einlhander (17:12:09): And thats' what I pay vencabot_teppoo (17:12:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:12:48): Which is ludicris elan_einlhander (17:12:50): *spelling* vencabot_teppoo (17:12:56): Ludacrous, I think. elan_einlhander (17:13:00): All right elan_einlhander (17:13:24): She's whining to me now cuz she apparently ended up costing herself 300 dollars for that phone elan_einlhander (17:13:31): And I'm telling it's her problem now vencabot_teppoo (17:13:47): For real, lol. elan_einlhander (17:14:10): And I'm being told I'll be kicked out still, blah blah blah elan_einlhander (17:15:09): And she just told me my life is gonna be worthless elan_einlhander (17:15:10): Whee elan_einlhander (17:16:16): I don't see how she could determine something like that from my midterm report. vencabot_teppoo (17:16:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:16:42): Am I making sense or is she right? vencabot_teppoo (17:17:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:17:41): That was a question yah know vencabot_teppoo (17:18:46): It was a rhetorical question. elan_einlhander (17:18:55): N-no it wasn't elan_einlhander (17:19:07): I was basically asking is my pattern of thinking on the money. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:17): Of course. elan_einlhander (17:19:20): All right then elan_einlhander (17:19:47): I'm so freaking tired of trying to fight against anti-logic. elan_einlhander (17:20:13): "Okay, I never said anything about school or keeping my job when you gave me that phone" elan_einlhander (17:20:28): "Well that's just a given when I sign any contract for you" elan_einlhander (17:20:31): "W-what?| elan_einlhander (17:20:39): David, that was her argument vencabot_teppoo (17:20:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:21:14): And I can't stand how whenever we're arguing that she just storms out of the room when I'm talking to her. elan_einlhander (17:21:20): Lke a fucking five year old vencabot_teppoo (17:21:37): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:21:54): Do you have a tape recorder? vencabot_teppoo (17:22:00): Nope. elan_einlhander (17:22:04): Kay elan_einlhander (17:26:23): I should starting turning on voice chat when she comes in here vencabot_teppoo (17:26:27): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:26:40): What are you doing? I have like 2% of your attention vencabot_teppoo (17:26:59): Talking about someone who may have JUST committed suicide. elan_einlhander (17:27:10): With Sharon? vencabot_teppoo (17:27:13): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:27:18): I see. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:01): I'm listening to you, really. Sorry for the short, flavorless replies. elan_einlhander (17:28:15): It's all right, I understand, just was wondering why. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:56): Man, life with parents sucks most of the time. elan_einlhander (17:29:03): It does. elan_einlhander (17:29:08): Please find us a house David elan_einlhander (17:29:14): I can't do this much longer vencabot_teppoo (17:32:42): Well, I don't know exactly how I'd go about doing it. I mean, even if I found a house that I liked, buying a house can take a long time, and like I said, I now realize that I'd basically need to borrow money from John. I don't think my mom has any money, and I KNOW my DAD doesn't have any money. vencabot_teppoo (17:36:51): Friday was Spring. vencabot_teppoo (17:36:55): Sunday is Winter. elan_einlhander (17:48:38): Hmmm elan_einlhander (17:48:42): How much money we talking? vencabot_teppoo (17:49:05): 30 thousand. A little less. elan_einlhander (17:49:10): Hmmm elan_einlhander (17:49:16): I may have an idea elan_einlhander (17:49:20): How much do you have in the bank? vencabot_teppoo (17:49:41): 25 thousand. elan_einlhander (17:49:55): Then I prolly DO have an idea elan_einlhander (17:50:11): My grandmother retired off of real estate, she did it for years elan_einlhander (17:50:18): She has a lot of money and no one to spend it on elan_einlhander (17:50:30): Perhaps I could persuade her to loan money to our cause. elan_einlhander (17:50:37): Since she's family vencabot_teppoo (17:50:43): No, I mean... I'm gonna need a little less than thirty thousand even WITH my 25k in the bank. Man, I don't wanna be indebted to your grandma, lol. elan_einlhander (17:50:50): Ah elan_einlhander (17:50:53): No I would be elan_einlhander (17:51:03): And also, she could have some good house-buying advice for us elan_einlhander (17:51:10): Since she did real estate for SO long vencabot_teppoo (17:51:10): Your grandma one crazy !@# @#$%^. vencabot_teppoo (17:51:33): Well, talk to her about it, but don't ask for any money. Just bring up that you're interested in real estate and would like some advice. elan_einlhander (17:51:40): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:51:52): Well, sometime in Spring she wants me to come live with her for a week elan_einlhander (17:52:03): I'll see what she has to say about buying a house. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:09): Meanwhile, I'll keep studying and trying to figure out how I can get a mortgage without a job. That's the biggest problem. elan_einlhander (17:52:13): And you NEED to get a job for this to work elan_einlhander (17:52:18): Seriously. elan_einlhander (17:52:24): Suck it up and get one elan_einlhander (17:52:28): FOr now at least vencabot_teppoo (17:52:29): Well, you need to have had a job for two years. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:39): For them to consider you low-risk. elan_einlhander (17:52:41): I will next year. elan_einlhander (17:52:46): If that helps vencabot_teppoo (17:53:43): Well, it's mostly about the risk. They don't want someone to owe them money who they don't think will pay them back. Being as you'll be 17 or 18, with a part-time job, I don't think that it'll matter much. It'll still be about the same risk... but there's no rule that says that they CAN'T give us a mortgage. Just... it's very doubtable that anyone will WANT to. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:50): So I'll study up and learn how to negotiate better, lol. elan_einlhander (17:54:03): I guess. elan_einlhander (17:54:11): Okay, here's what we're gonna do vencabot_teppoo (17:54:14): Just need to convince them that we aren't low-lifes. elan_einlhander (17:54:28): On Tuesday you need to come over and we're gonna talk about this and create at least a plan elan_einlhander (17:54:40): On messenger it's too hard, and I focus less vencabot_teppoo (17:54:53): Okie dokie. elan_einlhander (17:55:10): I am avoiding appartments at all costs vencabot_teppoo (17:55:27): Apartments are for wimps. elan_einlhander (17:55:30): My mom was telling me how there's no way I could afford an appartment on my pay elan_einlhander (17:55:35): And I told her I'm gonna have a house elan_einlhander (17:55:41): And she's like "How?" elan_einlhander (17:55:45): "You'll see" vencabot_teppoo (17:55:48): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:04): But seriously- Apartments are for wimps who are afraid to STUDY... which we are not. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:15): This is the mentality of an apartment: elan_einlhander (17:56:17): Of course vencabot_teppoo (17:56:35): "I need a place to stay RIGHT NOW and I don't have a lot of time." vencabot_teppoo (17:56:44): Apartments are basically long-term hotels. elan_einlhander (17:56:58): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:57:01): I can get us a house that will cost LESS than rent, monthly, and then we'll be able to sell it and make a profit. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:13): With apartments, you pay a high monthly fee, and when you leave, you get nothing back. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:22): You basically just PAY to stay there... and that ain't coo'. elan_einlhander (17:58:07): no it ain't elan_einlhander (17:58:24): Hmmm, I should start selling drugs and saving the money vencabot_teppoo (17:58:33): Doug DOES have a lot of drugs. elan_einlhander (17:58:56): Of course elan_einlhander (17:59:05): Actually I just found out Vikeden is worth a lot elan_einlhander (17:59:11): In the drug ring vencabot_teppoo (17:59:27): ~nods~ You have Vikeden? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:35): That stuff'll kill you, lol. elan_einlhander (17:59:42): I can get it, lol, with all my medical problems. elan_einlhander (17:59:46): Easily elan_einlhander (18:00:04): I told my mom how my medicine won't cost THAT much elan_einlhander (18:00:12): Since I'll be taking a lot less when I move out elan_einlhander (18:00:20): I'm gonna ditch my allegra soon elan_einlhander (18:00:25): It's for "allergies" elan_einlhander (18:00:29): Which is pussy-ish vencabot_teppoo (18:00:45): Lol. It keeps your nose from being runny and your eyes from itching. elan_einlhander (18:00:53): WoooooooOOOOOo vencabot_teppoo (18:01:00): Are you telling me that they have you on allegra all year? elan_einlhander (18:01:06): Yes, all year long elan_einlhander (18:01:10): Which is REDICULOUS vencabot_teppoo (18:01:15): That's insane. Allegra = spring time drug. elan_einlhander (18:01:22): Yeah, for real vencabot_teppoo (18:01:25): Not Summer time... not fall time. Not Winter time. elan_einlhander (18:01:28): Wtf am I allergic to in Winter? elan_einlhander (18:01:31): PLANTS?? vencabot_teppoo (18:01:36): Snow, lol. elan_einlhander (18:01:45): Rofl, Doug is allergic to snow vencabot_teppoo (18:02:01): Snow touches Doug's face and it gets all red and puffy. elan_einlhander (18:02:09): Yup yup elan_einlhander (18:02:12): Then I explode elan_einlhander (18:02:15): When it rains vencabot_teppoo (18:02:25): "SUICIDOLOGY?!" vencabot_teppoo (18:02:28): SUICID vencabot_teppoo (18:02:29): OLOGY elan_einlhander (18:02:31): NO elan_einlhander (18:02:32): NO WAY vencabot_teppoo (18:02:53): AAS vencabot_teppoo (18:02:58): American Association of... vencabot_teppoo (18:03:01): ...Suicidology. elan_einlhander (18:03:06): omfg vencabot_teppoo (18:03:56): Man... Teens are like loaded guns, ready to go off. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:03): What with our hormones and crap, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:35): I think that people should be bound up as soon as they turn 13 and a half, and not released until they're 22. elan_einlhander (18:04:46): Agreed elan_einlhander (18:04:54): Suicideers are such pussies. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:26): I just read a site about suicide prevention, and it was pretty much bull. elan_einlhander (18:05:32): Of course it is elan_einlhander (18:05:38): The only suicide prevention is elan_einlhander (18:05:43): NOT being a pussy about your feelings vencabot_teppoo (18:05:53): David on suicide prevention: vencabot_teppoo (18:06:51): "If you really want to die, go ahead... but I'm PRETTY sure that you don't want to die. Your emotions have become overwhelming and have you CONFUSED... but if you think about it, I gaurantee that what you want ISN'T to die." vencabot_teppoo (18:06:53): End of story. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:57): No one could WANT to not exist. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:02): That's all. elan_einlhander (18:07:19): Exactly, it's utterly illogical to NOT WANT to exist. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:29): Suicide happens when people aren't thinking clearly... which is the MAIN problem with ALL of society. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:39): The answer to all problems is to sit and think. vencabot_teppoo (18:07:45): But we're not taught to do that. elan_einlhander (18:07:51): This is where Croley is to be slapped so hard elan_einlhander (18:07:56): My suicide paper elan_einlhander (18:08:26): On how people who've commited suicide are just wusses who couldn't handle their emotions and that clinical depression is non-existant. elan_einlhander (18:08:41): And she tells me to tell people being hospitalized for depression elan_einlhander (18:08:42): I WILl elan_einlhander (18:08:46): Send me their way elan_einlhander (18:08:59): People wasting their god-damn money cuz they're saaaaaaaaaaaaaad elan_einlhander (18:09:02): Buck the hell up vencabot_teppoo (18:09:18): Depression occurs when people are dizzy, basically. I know, because I'VE been depressed, and whenever I'm depressed it's just because I'm not thinking. elan_einlhander (18:09:29): Yep elan_einlhander (18:09:33): They need to think, not whne elan_einlhander (18:09:34): whine* elan_einlhander (18:10:15): "Boo hoo hoo, I'm depressed, I need counseling" vencabot_teppoo (18:10:42): And when we hospitalize people for depression, what are we telling them? Not to think, that's for sure. We nurture them and give them attention for being "depressed." It only encourages more people to allow themselves to be depressed, basically. We say, "It's ok that you're depressed" instead of saying, "You're depressed. You don't want to be depressed. Let's talk to you about why your depression makes no sense." elan_einlhander (18:10:53): YES vencabot_teppoo (18:11:05): Aw mayne. elan_einlhander (18:11:09): Dude we need to be counselers. elan_einlhander (18:11:10): Lol elan_einlhander (18:11:15): We'd be leet counselers vencabot_teppoo (18:11:18): But no one would ever hire us. vencabot_teppoo (18:11:19): Ever. elan_einlhander (18:11:20): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:11:23): It's so true elan_einlhander (18:11:28): "Okay kid, listen up elan_einlhander (18:11:43): "You're stupid first of all, and totally confused" vencabot_teppoo (18:13:26): For real. People hate to hear that they don't know what they're doing... My thing is, I KNOW how to be happy, but I get dizzy occassionally just like anyone. That night when I was freaking out over homework, for instance. I should have WALKED OUT of the past, INTO the present, and slapped myself. And, right in the middle of my freaking out, I was like, "This makes no sense..." and then I was FINE for a good twenty minutes. vencabot_teppoo (18:13:42): And then, twenty minutes later... elan_einlhander (18:13:56): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (18:13:59): I got a message from Sam Bu or something, saying that he didn't know what was wrong with my computer... vencabot_teppoo (18:14:07): And I DIDN'T stop and think, but just reacted. vencabot_teppoo (18:14:10): And was in the hole again. elan_einlhander (18:14:11): Oh yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:14:28): It's all about NOT thinking. We're TRAINED to NOT think. We need to deprogram. elan_einlhander (18:14:31): There's this crazy concept that no one wants to do these days elan_einlhander (18:14:38): SITTING DOWN AND THINKING elan_einlhander (18:14:54): I sit down and think so much my head could explode, but I learn soooooooo much elan_einlhander (18:15:09): Learning is freaking awesome, more people should try it elan_einlhander (18:15:14): Which is why school drives me nuts elan_einlhander (18:15:19): It fails in it's one task elan_einlhander (18:15:23): To educate the youth vencabot_teppoo (18:15:25): Lol. Well put. elan_einlhander (18:15:30): It's ONE TASK elan_einlhander (18:15:34): And it FAILED vencabot_teppoo (18:15:41): And IS failing, every single day. elan_einlhander (18:15:45): Badly vencabot_teppoo (18:16:49): People don't realize why students are failing classes. This is why: You never taught them the MOST important thing... and that's WHY they should want to learn. We're just expected to pass... and some people ask themselves, "Wait... why am I doing this homework?" When they can't answer that question, of COURSE they won't do it. elan_einlhander (18:17:08): Like us vencabot_teppoo (18:17:32): For the homework that I do, and ALL of the work that I do, I know that there's a damn good reason for it, and that's what drives me to succeed. It's about knowing the REASON. It's about know the FUNDAMENTAL BASICS. And when there's homework that I can't answer that question, I don't do it. vencabot_teppoo (18:17:41): I have more important things that I could be doing. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:17): We don't tell people WHY. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:20): We just say, "Do this." vencabot_teppoo (18:18:27): And a lot of time, it's because there ISN'T a reason why. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:32): Or a good reason, I should say. vencabot_teppoo (18:18:35): A reason that checks out. elan_einlhander (18:18:46): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:19:22): I mean, there's a REASON that we should learn Psychology... but when you really think hard about it, it isn't really a good enough reason. But whatever. ~_~ Not like ranting about it will do any good. Need to think of something to do about it. elan_einlhander (18:19:43): Which we will elan_einlhander (18:19:44): So help me vencabot_teppoo (18:20:04): And the first step is to not do the things that we can't say, "Why am I doing this?" and not be able to provide a reason. When we DO these things even THOUGH we know that we really shouldn't, we're perpetuating the problem. elan_einlhander (18:20:45): Indeed we are. vencabot_teppoo (18:20:57): Which is why I will NOT read my stories for World Literature. I will NOT sacrifice my PRIDE for a grade like I did in Croley's class. I did most of the assignments in that class, knowing DARN well that it was stupid. I passed it, but there was no pride in passing it. I only passed because I backed down. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:10): If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't have passed Croleys. elan_einlhander (18:21:21): And ironicly ~I~ didn't, lol vencabot_teppoo (18:21:27): And if I could do it ~all~ over again, I wouldn't have enrolled into Psychology in the first place. elan_einlhander (18:21:48): And again ironially, ~I~ did not vencabot_teppoo (18:22:32): Because just SITTING there was a waste of my time. I kept saying, "Meh, I'll give it another week. It might get better." until I finally went down to the Binkster and she said, "It's too late to get out, now! Shoulda got out in the first week." elan_einlhander (18:22:46): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:22:51): "The Binkster." vencabot_teppoo (18:23:00): Hecks-yeah. vencabot_teppoo (18:23:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:23:02): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (18:56:16): I've got better things to do at home than homework, and I've got better things to do in World Lit than sit and do nothing. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:20): 2+2= vencabot_teppoo (18:56:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:56:51): Long story short, I'm going to start working on homework during class time. It is decided. elan_einlhander (18:56:55): I see vencabot_teppoo (18:57:27): I signed up for an online HTML class... free. Free online classes roxxors. Free education. vencabot_teppoo (19:01:57): I hate Winter. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:09): And thusly, I hate Michigan weather. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:15): For Michigan weather= Winter. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:41): We're still going to be having snow showers by Monday, March 15. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:48): A week from now. vencabot_teppoo (19:02:55): March 15 should be Spring. vencabot_teppoo (19:07:34): Why did I think that May came right after March? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:07:46): Because it does in alphabetical order, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (19:09:31): Do you have work on Fridays? elan_einlhander (19:10:07): Not this one vencabot_teppoo (19:10:15): Then we must wreck havoc. vencabot_teppoo (19:12:59): "Cool gear from the Weather Channel store." elan_einlhander (19:13:07): O_o vencabot_teppoo (20:49:21): And speaking of beans, if I ever get a 1-800 number, I want it to be 1-800-WHO-IS-VT elan_einlhander (20:49:30): Rofl elan_einlhander (20:49:31): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (20:56:19): Wow, I love that word. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:21): "Equidistant." elan_einlhander (20:56:30): Same distance? elan_einlhander (20:56:37): From a point elan_einlhander (20:56:39): Or something vencabot_teppoo (20:56:47): I was like, "I think that's a word... I swear I've heard it" and then typed it into spell-check and it checked out. Yeah- equal distant. vencabot_teppoo (20:56:52): Equal distance, I meant. elan_einlhander (20:56:56): Woot vencabot_teppoo (21:57:01): And with that, I'm going to bed. vencabot_teppoo (21:57:08): Peace be shmizzle, all up in your hizzle, forizzle. elan_einlhander (21:57:10): All right elan_einlhander (21:57:13): Peace vencabot_teppoo (21:58:59): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/misc/thelaw.txt vencabot_teppoo (21:59:16): ~zonks~ 3-9-04 elan_einlhander (16:07:32): Wow, look at her cleavage. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:50): ? elan_einlhander (16:07:56): On Pokemon, god damn vencabot_teppoo (16:10:31): ~walks through Charizard's flame-breath~ vencabot_teppoo (16:10:37): ~comes out on the other side, charred~ vencabot_teppoo (16:10:42): ~walks up stairs, onto porch~ vencabot_teppoo (16:10:49): "Hello, miss. My name is David Hernandez." vencabot_teppoo (16:10:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:11:02): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:11:09): Holy God. elan_einlhander (16:11:26): Jeeeeeeeeesus vencabot_teppoo (16:11:42): Her name is Prima, lol. elan_einlhander (16:11:45): rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:45): Mouie. elan_einlhander (16:11:49): So pointy elan_einlhander (16:11:51): JESUS elan_einlhander (16:11:55): Side view vencabot_teppoo (16:12:10): ~just realizes that all of the guides to Pokemon games are by Prima, lol~ elan_einlhander (16:12:18): Shizzam vencabot_teppoo (16:12:20): Where's Brock when you need him, lol? elan_einlhander (16:12:26): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:12:38): Gak' elan_einlhander (16:12:47): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:12:49): Or a porno elan_einlhander (16:12:58): O_O vencabot_teppoo (16:13:00): :O elan_einlhander (16:13:03): Exactly vencabot_teppoo (16:13:23): Yesh, she is. elan_einlhander (16:13:29): Sooooo good vencabot_teppoo (16:13:35): ~slurring speach, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (16:14:13): This is a kid's show, for crying out loud. elan_einlhander (16:14:30): Seriously elan_einlhander (16:14:31): I mean wow vencabot_teppoo (16:17:37): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:17:42): Perverse psychology! elan_einlhander (16:17:55): FLOW elan_einlhander (16:18:01): NICE CHOICE OF WORDS elan_einlhander (16:24:20): That was more of a punch vencabot_teppoo (18:44:10): I fell asleep, ON the phone, Doug. elan_einlhander (18:44:15): Um, wow vencabot_teppoo (18:44:44): I was on hold for, like, twenty minutes... so I just put my head down, turned my head sideways and placed the phone CAREFULLY so that it BALANCED on my ear. elan_einlhander (18:44:56): Wow vencabot_teppoo (18:45:31): And then found out that the ringing of a phone can be a very pleasant lullabye... like drops of rain, lol. And then, after FOREVER, it was like, "*chk* Hello, this is customer service. How can I help you?" vencabot_teppoo (18:45:35): Quote me, in response: vencabot_teppoo (18:45:38): "...huUUuh?" vencabot_teppoo (18:45:39): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:54:22): In my heart, there is sadness, for there shall be no Sharonage tomorrow morning. elan_einlhander (19:54:32): Yeah elan_einlhander (19:54:39): But oh well, will still have her later vencabot_teppoo (19:54:53): Lol. ~back to lifting heavy objects~ elan_einlhander (19:55:00): Whee vencabot_teppoo (19:59:24): Damn it! I got crushed under a huge amount of weight and barely survived, but KNEW deep down that I COULD lift it, so I set it up for round two but set up some safety precautions so it couldn't crush me, and then THOSE precautions failed and I was almost frickin' crushed AGAIN. elan_einlhander (19:59:41): Wow vencabot_teppoo (19:59:42): I was like, "Gak! Oh well, at least my well-formulated plan will save me!" vencabot_teppoo (20:00:06): And then the first half of the plan worked, and then the second half failed and I was still being crushed, and I said out loud, TO MY WEIGHTS, "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" vencabot_teppoo (20:00:07): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:00:26): And so now I'm done lifting. elan_einlhander (20:00:30): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:00:52): Listen... I have no clips on, so that if I get crushed, I can just fling the weights off and save myself, right? vencabot_teppoo (20:01:03): Just say "right." Lol. elan_einlhander (20:01:05): I would think vencabot_teppoo (20:01:23): Ok. Now, I'm lifting 125... and I can't do it. So, I lean to throw the weights off... vencabot_teppoo (20:01:42): And the end of my bar just falls into a hamper of clothes, next to the bench, so that the weights can't come off. vencabot_teppoo (20:01:51): So I'm being crushed. elan_einlhander (20:01:52): Oh crap vencabot_teppoo (20:02:49): So I LIFT with all of my adrenaline and get the ONE end of it up on top of the holder, and the other end is still stuck in the hamper of clothes, but at least I can escape now... but I still have to make sure that there is balance or this thing is gonna crush my head, so I CAREFULLY slip out, while contorting my arm in a weird angle to hold the thing up. vencabot_teppoo (20:02:56): But I make it out alive. elan_einlhander (20:03:10): You should really be being spotted vencabot_teppoo (20:03:44): So, second time, I move the hamper of clothes and then put down my MAT on the tile floor, so that it won't make such a huge sound when I shake off the weights... but I had to FOLD the mat in order for it to fit in the small space. elan_einlhander (20:04:10): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (20:04:20): Long story short, I can't lift the weights, so I lean towards the place where the hamper WAS, but then only one weight falls off and the other one is JAMMED on... vencabot_teppoo (20:04:32): So I lean towards the MAT, which is on the other side of me... vencabot_teppoo (20:04:49): But the extra height that it got from being FOLDED makes it so that it catches the weights the same way that the hamper did and holds them ON. elan_einlhander (20:05:00): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (20:05:01): And that's when I said, "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" vencabot_teppoo (20:05:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:16): But I am alive, and done lifting... FOR NOW. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:22): Round three tomorrow, and hopefully I'll have a spotter. vencabot_teppoo (20:05:51): Tomorrow will be Round III: Revenge of the Hamper vencabot_teppoo (20:05:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (20:06:19): ROfl vencabot_teppoo (20:06:38): *preview* vencabot_teppoo (20:06:46): "WHO PUT THAT HAMPER BACK WHERE IT WAS?!" elan_einlhander (20:06:50): Heehee vencabot_teppoo (20:07:07): *crush-crunkle-krinkle* vencabot_teppoo (20:07:08): x_X vencabot_teppoo (20:07:41): And then, it'll say on my tombstone, "Death by hamper." vencabot_teppoo (20:08:13): And then people will say, "What the Heck's a hamper?" and then below that it'll say, "Ya know, one of those things you put clothes into." elan_einlhander (20:08:28): Heh vencabot_teppoo (20:08:32): And then, below THAT, "Don't ask." vencabot_teppoo (20:11:48): Check my AIM profile, lol. ~goes to take a shower~ elan_einlhander (20:11:58): We'll see vencabot_teppoo (21:28:20): Well Doug, seriously debating getting out of Japanese and into Weight Lifting. elan_einlhander (21:28:42): What, why? elan_einlhander (21:28:44): You HAVE it elan_einlhander (21:30:05): Man you better not be typing all this time elan_einlhander (21:30:08): All right then elan_einlhander (21:30:09): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:31:08): What part of my future will knowing Japanese history come in handy? I mean, learning the Japanese language... Now that's a LIFE skill. Being bilingual... being able to speak and read a language that is growing in popularity as Japan becomes a greater and greater nation... but with Dosier, it's just a blow-off class. vencabot_teppoo (21:31:25): And I was typing all that time, lol. So I cut and I'll paste the rest when you're ready, lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:31:35): ~types long messages... can't help it~ vencabot_teppoo (21:31:45): ~is bad at being concise~ elan_einlhander (21:31:58): Well, I think that's kinda stupid, cuz then you won't learn anything in first hour, at least we learn SOMETHING in Dozier's class elan_einlhander (21:32:33): Way to be all obsessive >_> elan_einlhander (21:32:43): And regardless, it's too late to switch. vencabot_teppoo (21:33:27): I think Mrs. Sullivan would switch me out of Japanese and into Weight Lifting if I wanted her to. I mean, weight lifting is... weight lifting. It's always open to whoever wants to come in, basically. Lol. elan_einlhander (21:33:47): But it's still breaking policy yah know vencabot_teppoo (21:33:57): What policy? O.o elan_einlhander (21:34:12): That you cant change after the first two weeks or whatever elan_einlhander (21:34:57): And it's past the halfway point of the marking period, that's definitely pushing it vencabot_teppoo (21:35:05): Yeah, thats true. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:07): Man, time flies. elan_einlhander (21:35:23): Just finish what yah started, it isn't TOO bad, at least he's trying vencabot_teppoo (21:36:35): I should give changing-classes a break and instead focus more on strategizing for how I'm going to get all of my English credits. According to Luke, the counselors can make any class into any type credit that they want- It's a popularity game, basically. They have to like you enough. elan_einlhander (21:36:54): Yup vencabot_teppoo (21:37:13): And Mrs. Sullivan likes me ALOT, lol. So, I need to get into grammar... desktop publishing... and whatever else is considered a "Back-up English credit" and then just go down and demand that I be given English credits. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:31): Because I really do refuse to read novels from now on. That's a given. Carved in stone, and I'll tell anyone that. elan_einlhander (21:37:40): I know. elan_einlhander (21:37:47): Oh yeah I got something funny to tell you vencabot_teppoo (21:37:56): If you want me to read one of those things for me to graduate, then I won't graduate. End of story. vencabot_teppoo (21:37:57): ? elan_einlhander (21:38:11): Up at Gardner elan_einlhander (21:38:19): The students are now forbidden to wear pink elan_einlhander (21:38:19): .... vencabot_teppoo (21:38:23): What? elan_einlhander (21:38:24): *lets it sink in* vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): That's impossible. elan_einlhander (21:38:32): Apparently it's not elan_einlhander (21:38:40): By bro tells me you're suspended if you wear pink vencabot_teppoo (21:38:44): ... vencabot_teppoo (21:38:49): I don't believe it. elan_einlhander (21:38:53): Because it's considering a gang colour I guess vencabot_teppoo (21:38:57): ... elan_einlhander (21:39:01): They're both telling me, they wouldn't just make it up elan_einlhander (21:39:07): And I tell Dan elan_einlhander (21:39:24): Dude, that's wrong, you gotta storm into the principal's office and tell him he's crossed the line vencabot_teppoo (21:39:27): Maybe they have... their information wrong. That can't be right. That's the single most insane thing I've ever heard, at least locally. vencabot_teppoo (21:39:38): WAIT. elan_einlhander (21:39:40): But to be honest, I believe it elan_einlhander (21:39:47): Because at that school vencabot_teppoo (21:39:48): But these ARE the people that divided the lunch rooms by the sexes. elan_einlhander (21:39:50): Yes elan_einlhander (21:39:51): And elan_einlhander (21:39:56): Alphabetically now elan_einlhander (21:40:06): They gotta sit in assigned seats or something for lunch vencabot_teppoo (21:40:11): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (21:40:13): So I believe it vencabot_teppoo (21:40:17): FRICKIN' COMMUNISTS!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:40:22): Doug, we have to stop them. elan_einlhander (21:40:29): That school is fucked up but none of the kids will do anything about it vencabot_teppoo (21:40:30): We need to get Zielinski to stop them. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:40): Communists in frickin' Lansing. elan_einlhander (21:40:49): Dan's like "I don't wear pink, so I don't care" vencabot_teppoo (21:40:58): Where are the parents? How can ANYONE get away with that? elan_einlhander (21:41:02): And i tell him he needs to, because that's insane and injust. vencabot_teppoo (21:41:06): Doesn't anyone see how insane that is? elan_einlhander (21:41:12): Only us it seems elan_einlhander (21:41:18): I'm heading in there sometime next week elan_einlhander (21:41:31): And talking with the principal, I'm finding out what the HELL is going on elan_einlhander (21:41:50): All this crap going on in there is totally unjustified. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:10): If you can't sit where you want at lunch, then you have no release for the tension of the day. vencabot_teppoo (21:42:21): Lunch time = an hour of free time in the middle of the day, to unwind. elan_einlhander (21:42:29): You can't sit with who you want, or where you wantr elan_einlhander (21:42:30): want* elan_einlhander (21:42:40): And now the COLOURS they wear are restricted elan_einlhander (21:42:45): Fuckin' nazis vencabot_teppoo (21:43:48): I mean, dividing the sexes was wrong, because you should be able to sit with whoever you want at lunch time... but if you have to sit ALPHABETICALLY, that means that MALE friends would even be able to sit together, and the same for females. This turns lunch time into an hour of time where people sit and eat bad food for nourishment while guards stomp around them making sure no one gets up at the wrong time, like frickin' prison. vencabot_teppoo (21:44:07): Would even be able to sit together = wouldn't even be able to sit together. elan_einlhander (21:44:26): I dunno if it was alphebitcal, I think it was "seating chart" elan_einlhander (21:44:28): Which is even worse elan_einlhander (21:44:51): David, if I storm in there during lunch someday, will you go with me? This isn't right./ vencabot_teppoo (21:45:56): During lunch? No. After school sometime? Maybe, lol. I'll wear my suit and I'll ask the secretary if its true that students aren't allowed to wear pink, that the sexes are divided, and that students aren't allowed to pick their seats whenever they choose... and if she can tell me, with a straight face that all of those are true, then I'll demand to speak with the principal. elan_einlhander (21:46:22): After school won't work, cuz he might not hang out after school and I'd like my bro around somewhere elan_einlhander (21:46:27): Why not lunch? elan_einlhander (21:46:29): We got plenty of time vencabot_teppoo (21:46:55): Oh, that's true. ~_~ Yeah, but at lunch I'm huuuuungry... *sniff* elan_einlhander (21:47:06): We can still eat you twit elan_einlhander (21:47:14): pack lunches or something, buy some subs vencabot_teppoo (21:47:21): Oh yeah, that's true, too. vencabot_teppoo (21:47:26): Hmmm. elan_einlhander (21:47:50): I just seriously can't stand this, I KNOW this is wrong vencabot_teppoo (21:47:51): Well, we should see how long it takes to walk to Gardner and back first. We should do it THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:03): And then we can decide when to storm the school. vencabot_teppoo (21:48:19): We can pack some lunches for Thursday and then walk over there at lunch time. elan_einlhander (21:48:19): Well elan_einlhander (21:48:29): It takes ten minutes to walk from Gardner to my house elan_einlhander (21:48:40): And 15-20 minutes to walk from my house to Everett. vencabot_teppoo (21:49:33): So if we go fast, we can probably make it to gardner in twenty minutes, from everett, and then twenty minutes back... which would give us twenty minutes to try and talk to the principal. elan_einlhander (21:49:35): And as we've learned, the two of us together are UNSTOPPABLE. elan_einlhander (21:49:53): Or I could make Thomas drive us, lol vencabot_teppoo (21:50:44): Lol. Well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'll pack a lunch for Thursday and rush down to Gardner, eating my lunch on the way, with or without you. I'll find out from the secretary if the new school policies are real, and if they are, I'll write the Lansing State Journal about 'em. elan_einlhander (21:51:07): And talk to the principal I hope elan_einlhander (21:51:13): I wanna see the guy who's running that school vencabot_teppoo (21:51:50): Anyway, I'm gonna hit the sack. We can strategize tomorrow. Peace. elan_einlhander (21:52:20): If ANY of these polocies are true, then I got a bone to pick elan_einlhander (21:52:22): All right vencabot_teppoo (21:52:29): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:31): *zonk* 3-10-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:41:42): You'll never guess what ~I~ have 40 of. elan_einlhander (15:41:50): T-tacos? vencabot_teppoo (15:41:57): Close. elan_einlhander (15:42:04): B-buritos? vencabot_teppoo (15:42:09): Yes. elan_einlhander (15:42:13): ..... elan_einlhander (15:42:14): Omfg elan_einlhander (15:42:15): Come ove elan_einlhander (15:42:23): over* elan_einlhander (15:42:24): now vencabot_teppoo (15:43:21): Mmm... spicey... beany... beefie... elan_einlhander (15:43:29): God damn you. vencabot_teppoo (16:21:33): Alright, G. Here's the Physics assignment: p. 287: 38-40, 45 (b and c), 46 and 47, and read section 8.5 vencabot_teppoo (16:22:07): So just type up those questions for me in Notepad or something, and then type up section 8.5 and send it to me. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:13): (just kidding about the 8.5 thing) elan_einlhander (16:22:23): All right vencabot_teppoo (16:22:59): OKAAAY! vencabot_teppoo (16:33:27): Oh my gosh, I just met my Mexican half. elan_einlhander (16:33:35): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (16:33:57): I just finished my fourth burritto, and then, out of NOWHERE, without even thinking it was weird, started speaking with a Mexican accent: vencabot_teppoo (16:34:06): "Oooh, those burrittos making me drowzy..." elan_einlhander (16:34:10): omg vencabot_teppoo (16:34:13): "Oh, so warm in my tummy..." vencabot_teppoo (16:34:16): "...so sleepy..." vencabot_teppoo (16:34:27): And then I rolled over, bathed in sunlight, and fell asleep easily. elan_einlhander (16:34:32): Jesus dude vencabot_teppoo (16:34:47): And dreamed of Mexico, for like ten minutes. elan_einlhander (16:34:55): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (16:35:00): And then woke up and was like, "What the Heck?" vencabot_teppoo (18:54:36): Doug, e-mail me the Physics homework, please! vencabot_teppoo@hotmail.com 3-11-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:41:05): Little David that lives in my head is starting to sound awfully Gothic. elan_einlhander (15:41:26): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (15:41:45): Doug, don't ever let me wear make-up or change the color of my hair... or wear spikes, lol. elan_einlhander (15:41:58): Can do, I'll get violent about it too vencabot_teppoo (15:42:43): Because really, my mentality is probably more Gothic than any "Goth" person at our school, but what I'm MORE against is just how gay they make themselves out to be, lol. elan_einlhander (15:42:58): Ditto man. elan_einlhander (15:42:59): Lol vencabot_teppoo (15:43:27): David's train of thought: vencabot_teppoo (15:43:58): "No one will solve any problems if they keep telling themselves that they're happy... We need to make our sorrow into our servants. We need to have our anger give us drive. Nothing good ever came of people who told themselves that they were satisfied with their lives." vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): "People are so ignorant... People who are all smiles, all the time, laughing and singing and getting drunk... high... trying so hard to NOT think about the things that bother them..." elan_einlhander (15:44:39): Don't get into a long speech yo, cuz I gotta go, lol elan_einlhander (15:44:41): Save it vencabot_teppoo (15:45:00): "People living in their happy society while the real world is so bitter and cold... Fools, living in a bright, happy world that doesn't exist." vencabot_teppoo (15:45:04): And then I was like, "Wait..." vencabot_teppoo (15:45:09): "That sounded terribly Gothic." vencabot_teppoo (15:45:09): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:45:32): Okay, gotta go for real vencabot_teppoo (15:45:35): Peace! vencabot_teppoo (22:33:41): Doug made up his mind, and he started packing. elan_einlhander (22:33:47): O_O vencabot_teppoo (22:33:51): He left before the sun came up that day. vencabot_teppoo (22:34:02): An exit to eternal Summer slackling- vencabot_teppoo (22:34:06): Slacking* vencabot_teppoo (22:34:12): But where was he going without ever knowing the way? vencabot_teppoo (22:34:15): ~jam~ elan_einlhander (22:34:18): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:34:38): It takes me far too long to get hygenic. vencabot_teppoo (22:34:45): I should stop taking showers. vencabot_teppoo (22:34:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:35:05): A man can only spend so much time in the bathroom before he begins to lose his mind. elan_einlhander (22:35:07): I always thought that vencabot_teppoo (22:35:45): Women can stay in the bathroom as long as they want, but not a guy. At least, when he's not on the toilet. Lol. elan_einlhander (22:36:01): rofl, so true vencabot_teppoo (22:36:57): Getting hygenic consists of: Pooping, showering, teeth-brushing, face-washing, and rarely, shaving. Without shaving, due to how long it takes me to shower but MOSTLY how long it takes for me to wash my face, this takes about an hour. vencabot_teppoo (22:37:04): Enclosed in a bathroom. elan_einlhander (22:37:15): Wait stop elan_einlhander (22:37:25): Why the FUCK does it take you an hour to wash your facer? elan_einlhander (22:37:27): face* vencabot_teppoo (22:37:54): I use a lot of medications- and it doesn't take me an hour to wash my face, I meant that, with how long it takes me to shower and wash my face, the whole process takes about an hour. elan_einlhander (22:38:16): Well those medications seems a little silly then elan_einlhander (22:38:22): But anyway, you were saying vencabot_teppoo (22:39:00): That's all I'm saying, lol. No point to my rant except that I wish I didn't take so long. I remember when I ran out of medication, I was like, "SWEET FREEDOM!!! *pimples growing like wheat* elan_einlhander (22:39:15): nah, just stay clean elan_einlhander (22:39:22): That's why I don't shower nightly elan_einlhander (22:39:24): Time consuming elan_einlhander (22:39:30): I shower and shave like every other day vencabot_teppoo (22:40:03): I should start shaving more often. I look goofy with a little half-mustache, and since I'm so used to seeing MYSELF in a mirror, I hardly ever notice it, which is why I hardly ever shave. vencabot_teppoo (22:40:14): Until I just look in the mirror and say, "Whoa, that thing is getting thick." vencabot_teppoo (22:40:15): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:40:17): Shaving maybe vencabot_teppoo (22:40:26): Or just grow a beard. vencabot_teppoo (22:40:29): *David with a beard* elan_einlhander (22:40:38): Nah elan_einlhander (22:40:46): You're too lanky for a beard vencabot_teppoo (22:41:08): Lol. I should grow one of those long, curly mustaches that villains have... and like m uncle Severo has. elan_einlhander (22:41:26): I've always wanted a Wario mustache vencabot_teppoo (22:42:41): Well, I've got a lot to do tomorrow... none of which NEEDS to be done, but most of which I'd really like to get done, lol. So I'm gonna hit the sack. Peace be shmizzle, bo' gizzle. elan_einlhander (22:43:00): Kay, see yah tomorrow morning. vencabot_teppoo (22:43:12): You're gonna be up? I'll probably be getting up around 8:30. elan_einlhander (22:43:23): Hmmm, not sure when, maybe 10-ish vencabot_teppoo (22:43:55): Alright. On a closing note before going to bed, I'd like to mention that days off of school r0xx0rz. elan_einlhander (22:44:11): Indeed the do elan_einlhander (22:44:16): they* vencabot_teppoo (22:44:21): All the way down through my b0xx0rz, and to my s0xx0rz. vencabot_teppoo (22:44:28): *poof* 3-12-04 vencabot_teppoo (11:26:40): I wonder how many people in the world are named Santa. elan_einlhander (11:26:49): .... elan_einlhander (11:26:51): Uh, yeah elan_einlhander (11:26:56): I was wondering the same thing vencabot_teppoo (16:16:36): Doug... vencabot_teppoo (16:16:37): ...I woke up this morning... and... vencabot_teppoo (16:16:43): ...there were no... burrittos left... vencabot_teppoo (16:16:46): :O elan_einlhander (16:16:58): :O elan_einlhander (16:16:59): :O elan_einlhander (16:17:00): :O vencabot_teppoo (16:17:05): I ate four... John ate three. vencabot_teppoo (16:17:15): That makes 7, with 33 that SHOULD be left. vencabot_teppoo (16:17:19): Dad must have gotten to them... elan_einlhander (16:17:26): :My god vencabot_teppoo (16:21:38): When I went to bed last night, there were burrittos... vencabot_teppoo (16:21:44): When I woke up, there were not. elan_einlhander (16:21:48): That's vile vencabot_teppoo (16:22:22): John came in with three burrittos... His first three... and I was like, "Hey, that smells good... I'll make some." But there were none... There... were... none... elan_einlhander (16:22:35): My god vencabot_teppoo (16:23:27): I was like, "How did Dad... How ... is that...possible?" elan_einlhander (16:23:39): Well, he is Mexican vencabot_teppoo (16:23:50): That's the only way I can reason it,. vencabot_teppoo (16:23:58): His mom is Mexican, and his dad was Mexican. elan_einlhander (16:24:09): *boggled* vencabot_teppoo (16:25:03): I suppose that it's possible to eat 6 burrittos per hour... They aren't very filling... vencabot_teppoo (16:26:51): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:26:58): "I don't wanna face this guy... His EYES are GLOWING." elan_einlhander (16:27:00): ROofl vencabot_teppoo (16:27:11): Kim Possible marathon. elan_einlhander (16:27:22): Yay vencabot_teppoo (16:29:14): It's impossible for a guy and a girl to just be friends at that age, and whether they think so or not, they ARE boyfriend and girlfriend. elan_einlhander (16:29:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:30:39): Because if Kim were to get a boyfriend, Ron would be jealous, and if Ron were to get a girlfriend, Kim would be jealous. elan_einlhander (16:31:01): Indeed, and I think it happens vencabot_teppoo (16:31:49): It does happen, FREQUENTLY. In the real world, that is... which is why girls and guys can't be friends once they reach puberty. They either stop being friends BECAUSE of this jealousy, or they hook up. elan_einlhander (16:32:14): Well, I dunno about all that elan_einlhander (16:32:20): But I'm too distracted to talk much vencabot_teppoo (16:32:35): Well, I'm done ranting, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:34): They're changing Lilo and Stitch into Pokemon... elan_einlhander (16:38:44): So I saw, it's kwazy vencabot_teppoo (16:39:00): Indeed. Now Lilo and Stitch are out to catch 'em all. vencabot_teppoo (22:59:16): MUCHA LUCHA! vencabot_teppoo (22:59:16): LUCHA! vencabot_teppoo (22:59:17): MUCHA vencabot_teppoo (22:59:20): ~loves that song~ elan_einlhander (22:59:22): Lol vencabot_teppoo (23:00:40): Man, I have left my computer on for too long. It's practically freezing up no matter what I do. I should let this poor, injured hard-drive rest while I work out. ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:00:57): Didn't you ALREADY work out? vencabot_teppoo (23:01:11): I mean, from now on. elan_einlhander (23:01:23): Ah vencabot_teppoo (23:01:50): I clicked internet explorer two minutes ago and it still hasn't loaded... Wait, there we go. Lol. elan_einlhander (23:01:58): Wow, nice vencabot_teppoo (23:02:28): And I selected "Hotmail" before you said, "Wow, nice" and it still hasn't even begun loading. vencabot_teppoo (23:02:46): Poor Billy. elan_einlhander (23:03:06): *shoots him* vencabot_teppoo (23:03:16): Lol. Poor Yeller. vencabot_teppoo (23:03:47): That's what I'm gonna have to do, too. vencabot_teppoo (23:04:37): ~rests his cursor on a link and waits for the cursor to turn into a 'hand'...~ vencabot_teppoo (23:04:52): ~whistles dixie~ vencabot_teppoo (23:05:06): *bink* There we go, lol. After this e-mail I'm goin' to bed. vencabot_teppoo (23:09:42): Sharon: "Hernandez?! I KNEW you had some Spanish in you!" vencabot_teppoo (23:09:51): David: "...Yeah... Spanish. That's it." vencabot_teppoo (23:09:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:10:05): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:10:38): David Hernandez, Noble Spanish Conquestidor. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:46): David Hernandez, Sleepy, Hungry Mexican. vencabot_teppoo (23:10:49): ~compares~ vencabot_teppoo (23:10:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:11:01): Same vencabot_teppoo (23:14:08): Hittin' the sack. Peace. elan_einlhander (23:14:14): Peace. 3-13-04 vencabot_teppoo (19:03:12): Well, I'm gonna be turning off my computer while I work out tonight, and I'll be going to bed after my shower, so peace be shmizzle. elan_einlhander (19:03:27): Aw, wtf vencabot_teppoo (19:03:35): ? elan_einlhander (19:03:54): Well, bye then vencabot_teppoo (19:04:00): Peace. 3-14-04 vencabot_teppoo (9:11:09): I'm hungry... for DESTINY. elan_einlhander (9:11:30): I'm hungry for Burger King vencabot_teppoo (9:11:59): That's crazy, lol. If the weather were nicer I'd walk over there and bring you some. I've decided that, when Spring comes around, I'm gonna do that every Sunday. elan_einlhander (9:12:34): Awesome. elan_einlhander (9:13:53): I pry will, since I'm walking to work anyway elan_einlhander (9:14:00): There's a Burger King on the way vencabot_teppoo (9:14:30): I very rarely have a craving for Burger King. elan_einlhander (9:14:43): Same here, it's weird elan_einlhander (9:14:48): Maybe I'm pregnant vencabot_teppoo (9:14:51): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:03): XHTML is crazy. elan_einlhander (9:16:09): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (9:16:15): You don't use bold and italics.. HEAVENS no. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:21): You use STRONG and EMPHASIS. elan_einlhander (9:16:27): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (9:16:40): = No. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:46): Lol... The bold tag worked. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:52): = Yes. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:58): And yet, strong didn't. elan_einlhander (9:17:02): Hm vencabot_teppoo (9:17:11): = yes. vencabot_teppoo (9:17:15): = No. vencabot_teppoo (9:17:18): Awesome. vencabot_teppoo (9:17:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:19:07): Was Lunabell ever on? elan_einlhander (9:19:09): Er, Sharon vencabot_teppoo (9:19:19): Well, I just woke up, so I wouldn't know. elan_einlhander (9:19:25): Ah, ditto vencabot_teppoo (9:21:44): This XHTML homework is too easy. She only gives it once a week, and I get it done in ten minutes, lol. elan_einlhander (9:22:38): Sounds like Colwyn's class vencabot_teppoo (9:28:52): Man, the
tag is far 1337er in XHTML than it is in HTML, lol. elan_einlhander (9:29:00): Lol vencabot_teppoo (9:29:42): XHTML is basically the same, but it's more STRICT... and like most things that have stricter programming, it allows for greater control. In XHTML,
actually has PROPERTIES, like , lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:29:56):
elan_einlhander (9:29:58): Properties? elan_einlhander (9:29:59): Ah vencabot_teppoo (9:33:41): About.com is notorious for having bad pop-ups, and now they have one that takes the cake. elan_einlhander (9:33:58): Oh? vencabot_teppoo (9:34:17): Ya know, when you right click on something, it brings up a little menu? elan_einlhander (9:34:30): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (9:35:42): Well, on About.com, they have a little menu that looks EXACTLY like one of those that pops up where your cursor is, like you accidentally right-clicked, but it has ads in it. It's like, "Games, Data Recovery, Graphics" and you select one of them and then it opens another menu, like for "Games" it gives a list of games... It's really annoying, because it's hard to click OUT of it because it doesn't have any minimize button. elan_einlhander (9:36:08): Omg elan_einlhander (9:36:09): Lol elan_einlhander (9:44:01): Using a ku ku krazy wireless keyboard vencabot_teppoo (9:44:13): You bought a wireless keyboard? elan_einlhander (9:44:33): Yeah, had to elan_einlhander (9:44:37): Sit down for a story vencabot_teppoo (9:44:43): ~sits down for a story~ elan_einlhander (9:45:12): My keyboard broke right *big surprise* vencabot_teppoo (9:45:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:45:31): So I went into work planning to buy a new one elan_einlhander (9:46:34): And apparently, Meijer doesn't sell keyboards anymore vencabot_teppoo (9:46:48): Hm. elan_einlhander (9:46:48): So I'm like wtf. elan_einlhander (9:46:53): And walk over to Target elan_einlhander (9:47:04): They sold keyboards but ONLY wireless ones. vencabot_teppoo (9:47:09): Crazy elan_einlhander (9:47:16): So I was faced with a a dilema elan_einlhander (9:47:26): Buy a gay wireless keyboard and have sweet computerage elan_einlhander (9:47:28): Or elan_einlhander (9:47:36): Be stuck up about it and NOT have computerage vencabot_teppoo (9:47:52): ~nods~ Well, you could have used the ON SCREEN KEYBOARD. Lol. elan_einlhander (9:48:05): No actually I couldn't elan_einlhander (9:48:12): I need a keyboard to just log onto my computer elan_einlhander (9:48:16): I changed that now, sick of it vencabot_teppoo (9:48:50): That's crazy man. elan_einlhander (9:49:11): Well, the keyboard worked at least, and I do like how it's set up key-wise vencabot_teppoo (9:49:21): ~using the on-screen keyboard elan_einlhander (9:49:23): Since my keyboard is always on my lap, this might be better for if I drop it vencabot_teppoo (9:49:36): True. elan_einlhander (9:49:42): What happened was I dropped mine and it yanked on the cord elan_einlhander (9:49:48): Guess that made it short out or somethin' vencabot_teppoo (9:50:31): My dad's cord goes, like, across the room, lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:50:40): ENOUGH ON-SCREEN-KEYBOARDAGE! elan_einlhander (9:50:46): Rofl. elan_einlhander (9:53:04): J-sizzle is driving me home from work today vencabot_teppoo (9:53:20): J-sizzle? elan_einlhander (9:53:24): Jason vencabot_teppoo (9:53:31): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (9:53:40): Good thing you told me. vencabot_teppoo (9:53:43): Because I care. vencabot_teppoo (9:53:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:53:45): Lol elan_einlhander (9:53:50): Well, he drove me home yesterday elan_einlhander (9:53:55): And lemme tell you, black people are nuts elan_einlhander (9:54:03): His BASS was INSANE vencabot_teppoo (9:54:07): Jason's black? Lol. ~must be thinking of the wrong Jason~ elan_einlhander (9:54:10): The car was VIBRATING elan_einlhander (9:54:18): Blaring rap elan_einlhander (9:54:25): I couldn't hear for an hour vencabot_teppoo (9:54:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:55:12): I can see in the future too, just better than Kyle elan_einlhander (9:55:13): Lol vencabot_teppoo (9:55:19): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:59:49): Gettin' ready for work, so afk for a sec vencabot_teppoo (9:59:58): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (10:11:41): You been outside at all today? vencabot_teppoo (10:11:47): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (10:13:26): Have a dandy day at work. vencabot_teppoo (10:13:34): Have a swell day. vencabot_teppoo (10:13:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:13:36): Wait elan_einlhander (10:13:38): If you see Sharon elan_einlhander (10:13:44): Tell her I said "Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy"\ vencabot_teppoo (10:13:48): Can do. elan_einlhander (10:13:54): Thank ye kindly. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:11): Now have a great Viking-day- AND REMEMBER... vencabot_teppoo (10:14:16): Today's as good a day as any... vencabot_teppoo (10:14:19): To make a new friend. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:14:24): *sniff* Yeah man vencabot_teppoo (10:14:26): So I don't have to be your friend, vencabot_teppoo (10:14:27): Anymore. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:14:33): Peace OUT vencabot_teppoo (10:14:38): *poit* vencabot_teppoo (16:06:22): ROFL elan_einlhander (16:06:28): Kids Next Door? vencabot_teppoo (16:06:39): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:06:46): Yup, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:00): ROFL!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:07:05): YESSSSSS!!!!!!! vencabot_teppoo (17:28:17): Gummy worms are NOT a part of a meal. elan_einlhander (17:28:26): ....uh, what? vencabot_teppoo (17:28:35): That Kid's Quisine stuff. elan_einlhander (17:28:45): Oh yeah, lol vencabot_teppoo (17:29:00): "Gummy worms and pudding! (and chicken and mac-n-cheese)" vencabot_teppoo (17:29:10): David: "Gummy worms and pudding with candy ants?" vencabot_teppoo (17:29:18): Only HALF of it is a meal, lol. elan_einlhander (17:29:24): If even vencabot_teppoo (17:29:24): The rest is desert. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:30): Lemme rephrase: vencabot_teppoo (17:29:37): Only HALF of it is a meal (Sprinkled with sugar) vencabot_teppoo (17:29:41): And the rest is dessert. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:29:44): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:34:06): For the record... vencabot_teppoo (17:34:10): "Epitome." vencabot_teppoo (17:34:11): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:34:17): Uh, yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:34:26): That's the spelling. elan_einlhander (17:34:26): *sings the Goldfish song* vencabot_teppoo (17:34:29): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:38:15): God I can't stand being depressed, fucks with my mind vencabot_teppoo (17:38:21): It's true. elan_einlhander (17:38:31): I don't know where it came from vencabot_teppoo (17:38:49): Well, what are you depressed about? elan_einlhander (17:39:13): That's just it, nothing really, I think I might just be tired elan_einlhander (17:39:24): Like I'm all down and quiet, and I just feel glum vencabot_teppoo (17:40:14): If I were you, I'd A:) Go to sleep, or B:) take a step outside. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:22): After Sharon leaves, of course. vencabot_teppoo (17:40:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:40:28): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:40:29): Lol elan_einlhander (17:40:31): We both know that vencabot_teppoo (17:40:42): Well, it's "If I were you," lol. I ain't gonna deny it. elan_einlhander (17:40:44): Sharon = Top priority for us vencabot_teppoo (17:40:55): There's no getting around it. vencabot_teppoo (17:43:35): Why is everyone spelling "cream" as "cre'me"? vencabot_teppoo (17:43:44): CREAM. vencabot_teppoo (17:43:56): We aren't in France. elan_einlhander (17:44:03): Cuz they're gay, like the French vencabot_teppoo (17:44:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:44:44): Quote Mitchell Wardle when I say, "I got to make friends with the FRENCHIES!" elan_einlhander (17:44:52): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:46:16): Doug at work: "Of course I can control my rage Richard, or else I would've killed you all already" elan_einlhander (17:46:21): *guest looks at Doug* vencabot_teppoo (17:46:22): Rofl! elan_einlhander (17:46:26): "Uh, I mean" elan_einlhander (17:46:33): *cough* elan_einlhander (17:46:46): "If I were a homocidal maniac of course!" vencabot_teppoo (17:46:50): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:46:51): *nice save Doug* vencabot_teppoo (17:47:15): Quote David Hernandez (the Elder): "And for all of you guys who don't know what Klondike Bars are..." vencabot_teppoo (17:47:29): "They're in the freezer... and... they have polar bears on 'em." vencabot_teppoo (17:47:34): *walks out* elan_einlhander (17:47:40): *claps* vencabot_teppoo (17:48:00): My dad is a pretty fun guy to quote, even though he's so... lol. elan_einlhander (17:48:07): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:48:07): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:54:23): An article called "Is Internet flirting cheating?" vencabot_teppoo (17:54:33): I can summarize that article in a single word. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:35): "Yes." vencabot_teppoo (17:54:36): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:55:01): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:55:03): Of course it is vencabot_teppoo (17:55:24): It's no different than normal flirting. But, for some people, flirting ISN'T cheating... but, either way, the fact that it's over the internet makes no difference. elan_einlhander (17:55:59): Yeah elan_einlhander (17:56:10): well, depends how they define "flirting" elan_einlhander (17:56:18): Some people say talking to the opposite sex is flirting elan_einlhander (17:56:33): When I flirt with girls, I mean hitting on them really vencabot_teppoo (17:56:41): Yeah, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:46): And on a completely related note. vencabot_teppoo (17:56:55): I've never heard of anyone playing with Play Dough in my life. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:01): For more than ten minutes at a time. elan_einlhander (17:57:11): I couldn't stand the stuff, cuz it hardened elan_einlhander (17:57:13): I perfered clay vencabot_teppoo (17:58:25): Exactly. Clay is cool. When I was a kid, I couldn't play with play-dough. It was dry and got underneath my finger-nails, and the colors mixed together. vencabot_teppoo (17:58:34): Clay was all one color, and it wasn't as dry. elan_einlhander (17:58:39): yeah, nasty stuff elan_einlhander (17:58:45): I liked the non-drying clay elan_einlhander (17:58:48): I had a field day with it vencabot_teppoo (17:59:07): And yet, Play Doh sells all of this junk... PLAYSETS and crap. Who buys these? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:19): Are there kids out there that really play with Play Doh? Lol- What the Hell? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:25): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:59:29): Wtf is this vencabot_teppoo (17:59:29): Mandark's Lab. elan_einlhander (17:59:31): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:59:40): Just interrupted right in the middle of my typing. vencabot_teppoo (18:01:05): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:01:57): I'm gonna start talking like that vencabot_teppoo (18:02:15): Deedee is insanely intelligent in this episode. elan_einlhander (18:02:19): Tofu = Omg vencabot_teppoo (18:03:28): Reminds me of MMBN. elan_einlhander (18:03:36): Hehe elan_einlhander (18:03:45): Oh god elan_einlhander (18:04:24): oah elan_einlhander (18:04:25): WOah* 3-15-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:49:48): MSN article, entitled "Jerry Lewis Getting Thinner" vencabot_teppoo (16:49:50): David: vencabot_teppoo (16:49:55): :O I care! vencabot_teppoo (16:50:08): :O vencabot_teppoo (16:50:09): :O vencabot_teppoo (16:50:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:50:19): Wha? vencabot_teppoo (16:50:43): Well, from what I read of the article (the title), I assume that Jerry Lewis is getting thinner. elan_einlhander (16:50:49): Thank God elan_einlhander (16:51:52): Where's Sharon?!?? vencabot_teppoo (16:52:03): No idea. elan_einlhander (16:52:07): oasjfpaj vencabot_teppoo (16:53:15): John, playing Champions of Norrath... Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:20): <_< elan_einlhander (16:53:27): >_> vencabot_teppoo (16:54:14): It's like Gauntlet Legends with sweeter graphics, equipment, magic and skills, and more strategy involved. vencabot_teppoo (16:54:19): And with harder enemies, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:56:40): I swear, this game saves whenever John does 666 damage, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:21): Whenever he does 666 damage, the game slows down for a split second. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:58): Noun: A flour tortilla wrapped around a filling, as of beef, beans, or cheese. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:08): David: "What is- A burrito?" elan_einlhander (17:00:10): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:26): Trebek: "Yes, you're right! YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE!! A HOUSE FULL OF BURRITOS!" vencabot_teppoo (17:00:34): David: "YES!!!! YEEEEEEESS!!!!!!" *wakes up* vencabot_teppoo (17:00:37): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:01:03): Astro Boy is leet vencabot_teppoo (17:01:17): For real. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:10): CANCERweb's online dictionary entry for "burro". vencabot_teppoo (17:04:20): "Spanish: A donkey." vencabot_teppoo (17:04:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:04:27): Medical dictionary. vencabot_teppoo (17:07:12): EXCUSE ME? I have a feeling that there is a glitch, here... ~clicking "Random" over and over again on the Medical Dictionary, and getting the same thing every time~ elan_einlhander (17:07:30): Eh vencabot_teppoo (17:07:54): You would think that "Random" would be a little more... random, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:09:24): Long term effects of marijuana, according to CANCERweb's medical dictionary: vencabot_teppoo (17:09:35): "Permanent decrease in motivation" elan_einlhander (17:09:40): Eh elan_einlhander (17:09:42): Wtf elan_einlhander (17:09:42): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:10:26): "Woody (botony term, adjective): Of or containing wood or wood fibers." vencabot_teppoo (17:10:33): It's a real word? Lol. elan_einlhander (17:10:38): I'll be vencabot_teppoo (17:10:38): ~fun with dictionaries~ vencabot_teppoo (17:10:57): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (17:11:03): "Hard" vencabot_teppoo (17:11:06): entry number 2 vencabot_teppoo (17:11:23): "With difficulty; as, 'the vehicle moves hard.'" vencabot_teppoo (17:11:40): Well, hard CAN mean "with difficulty"... but I've never heard it used like that, lol. elan_einlhander (17:11:50): Heh vencabot_teppoo (17:17:45): Ch33seIsTasty: just took my first advacement exam for aikido Vencabot Teppoo: Did ya do well? Ch33seIsTasty: i did ok Ch33seIsTasty: i could have done better Ch33seIsTasty: probly only got 6th kyu Vencabot Teppoo: Can ya take these exams at any time? Ch33seIsTasty: no Vencabot Teppoo: Aw mayne. Ch33seIsTasty: whenever sensei feels like giving them is when we take them Vencabot Teppoo: I know that, back in my band days, if ya had sixth kyu, ya could challenge the fifth kyu at any time to steal his spot, lol. Ch33seIsTasty: ha Vencabot Teppoo: Like, "Punk- Get off my kyu." elan_einlhander (17:18:23): O_o vencabot_teppoo (17:55:35): Man, that mom wears a lot of make-up. elan_einlhander (17:56:08): Don't know what you're talkin' 'bout vencabot_teppoo (17:56:21): That Sylvan Learning Center commercial. Ya prolly weren't paying attention. elan_einlhander (17:56:39): Sorry. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:16): Man, that's too kinky of a plot. vencabot_teppoo (17:57:26): "Ella Enchanted." elan_einlhander (17:57:48): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:58:35): I swear, you have to be MORE than clean-minded to not get thoughts about THAT kinda plot. vencabot_teppoo (17:58:48): It's about a girl who has a curse, where she HAS to do anything anyone tells her to. elan_einlhander (17:58:55): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (18:00:06): And they give examples, they're like "Stand up straight!" and she straightens real quick, and then they show another part where some guy's like, "Well, ya just have to grin and bear it" and so she grins, and then they show her running and a cop says "FREEZE!" and she freezes in mid-air. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:11): ANYTHING you say, lol. elan_einlhander (18:00:26): I see. vencabot_teppoo (18:01:22): Vegitto is awesome. elan_einlhander (18:01:27): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:01:56): If Vegitto fused with a burro, they'd be a burrito. vencabot_teppoo (18:03:16): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:08:12): ~sparks Doug~ elan_einlhander (18:08:42): Ow elan_einlhander (18:09:17): Woot vencabot_teppoo (18:09:51): ROFL. elan_einlhander (18:10:01): You can still surrender, rofl elan_einlhander (18:10:03): I love this vencabot_teppoo (18:12:46): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:17:48): Ouch vencabot_teppoo (18:18:20): Sigma music for a second there, lol. elan_einlhander (18:18:25): Lol elan_einlhander (18:18:28): Owwwwwww elan_einlhander (18:18:48): *squirms in his seat* elan_einlhander (18:23:49): Rofl elan_einlhander (18:23:50): Awesome vencabot_teppoo (18:35:06): AWWWW! vencabot_teppoo (18:35:08): GOKU! elan_einlhander (18:35:12): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:35:33): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:35:48): ROFL elan_einlhander (18:43:20): Scooby Doo games suck elan_einlhander (18:43:21): All of them elan_einlhander (18:43:22): Period elan_einlhander (18:43:25): They can't be good vencabot_teppoo (18:43:27): lol vencabot_teppoo (18:53:14): YES!!! vencabot_teppoo (18:53:15): GO GOKU! elan_einlhander (18:53:24): GOOOOOOOOOOO elan_einlhander (18:53:47): Wtf elan_einlhander (18:53:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (18:54:13): YES!!!!! elan_einlhander (18:54:40): Little Goku is like the best hero ever vencabot_teppoo (18:54:47): For real. He pwns older Goku. elan_einlhander (18:54:55): By a landslide vencabot_teppoo (18:56:17): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:56:27): John: "Apparently not a new RAZOR." elan_einlhander (18:56:53): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (19:05:47): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:06:16): "I'm doing a global positioning check on ya now." vencabot_teppoo (19:06:22): "Oh, you're in the Medieval period." vencabot_teppoo (19:06:35): Brb. vencabot_teppoo (20:23:55): Peace, man. elan_einlhander (20:24:04): Eh? elan_einlhander (20:24:06): Going to bed? vencabot_teppoo (20:24:14): Yeah. I don't really feel well. elan_einlhander (20:24:21): All right, take care. 3-16-04 vencabot_teppoo (17:49:32): New high score, by moi... 31 food, 1122 turns of life. vencabot_teppoo (17:49:32): Go VT-Pet, go. elan_einlhander (17:49:48): Wow vencabot_teppoo (17:50:02): I added a PAUSE feature so I could talk to Sharon, lol. elan_einlhander (17:50:12): Rofl elan_einlhander (19:04:48): I walked out of my room..... elan_einlhander (19:04:59): And no one was there vencabot_teppoo (19:05:25): napping til 15 aftersorry elan_einlhander (19:05:43): Oh, all right vencabot_teppoo (19:10:18): Never mind... Can't even relax. What's up, now? elan_einlhander (19:15:03): Oh, nothing really, just trying to make convo vencabot_teppoo (19:17:02): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (19:17:12): <_< elan_einlhander (20:36:28): Find out what pleuresy is elan_einlhander (20:36:31): It's some sickness vencabot_teppoo (21:34:17): Man, I am not in a good mood. I'm tired and still have to study Physics... vencabot_teppoo (21:34:17): ~_~ elan_einlhander (21:34:27): I figured you weren't vencabot_teppoo (21:35:11): And I didn't work out. But I get a better sleep if I work out, and I don't work out because I get crappy sleep. IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE!!! Lol. elan_einlhander (21:35:21): Seriously vencabot_teppoo (21:36:24): I need to lift tomorrow no matter what, because I'll only feel worse if I DON'T lift or SOMETHING... plus I didn't shower and OH I'm just a wreck... and now I have to clean off my bed because I have all of this crap on it that I needed for setting up my mom's new phone, and I don't even feel like getting up... elan_einlhander (21:37:03): Hm elan_einlhander (21:37:06): Sorry yo vencabot_teppoo (21:37:28): It's just gonna be one of those weeks, Doug. elan_einlhander (21:37:38): Yeah, looks like it vencabot_teppoo (21:37:57): And we have a half-day NEXT Wednesday, by the way. elan_einlhander (21:38:04): Ah, okay vencabot_teppoo (21:40:00): I want to work to survive, Doug. If I could do that, I would feel so much better. It's insane. It's not even right, how little I desire to be a child any longer and how much I desire to be an adult. vencabot_teppoo (21:40:07): It's ludacrous. elan_einlhander (21:41:05): Ah I hear yah though vencabot_teppoo (21:43:17): I feel paralyzed. No car, no way of getting around. Really, nothing to do even if I COULD get around, because school and homework take up the majority of my life. I feel idle and lethargic because I spend so much time indoors, but what the Heck am I supposed to do? ALL I can DO is go to school every day and come home every day NONE richer, and then go home and work on homework only to become NO wiser. elan_einlhander (21:43:45): Yeah I know, we gotta do something about it vencabot_teppoo (21:45:21): I want to get up at 6 AM, eat breakfast and drive to work. I want to work until 4 and then DRIVE home. Spend the time that I WOULD have been spending on homework, studying something more MEANINGFUL or perhaps working on a personal project of some kind while eating dinner and talking to the people I love. I want to work out and get to bed for TEN hours of sleep per night. vencabot_teppoo (21:45:31): I would do that 6 days a week, happily. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:00): Just for a house to come home to that I could say is my own... To buy food with my own money- Feed myself. To have some choice. To have some power over how I live. vencabot_teppoo (21:46:25): I want to support myself and others every day, like a MAN should! vencabot_teppoo (21:46:31): Like it's our DESTINY to do! elan_einlhander (21:48:16): And you know elan_einlhander (21:48:20): We SHOULD be able to do that vencabot_teppoo (21:50:25): Accursed school... Vile establishment that is eating days from my life... God... 24 hours in a day, Doug. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS!!! Of course you realize what we could do with that kind of time... Twenty four hours is ~perfect~... I wouldn't want any more or any less, Doug. Twenty-four hours is ALL I NEED... vencabot_teppoo (21:50:31): But SCHOOL takes up SO many of those hours! vencabot_teppoo (21:50:34): Takes them from us! vencabot_teppoo (21:50:42): Twenty-four hours is our RIGHT!! elan_einlhander (21:50:45): Even when we'e not THERE elan_einlhander (21:50:58): They send shit home with us to do elan_einlhander (21:51:10): Which is intolerable vencabot_teppoo (21:52:39): We need to schedule ourselves around school, which is the problem... Even if we didn't get homework, school takes up the most valuable hours of our day... We can't do anything after school. It leaves us tired... and often, with homework. God, it's so perfect... So beautiful- the world outside of school. I walked from my house down to HOLT, Doug, and that's all I could EVER NEED! vencabot_teppoo (21:52:54): Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, four weeks a month, twelve months a year. vencabot_teppoo (21:52:59): It's excellent. vencabot_teppoo (21:53:21): All a human being could EVER need is one day off a week, and 10 hours of sleep a night. With that kind of rest, you could do ANYTHING. elan_einlhander (21:53:55): Yeah you could vencabot_teppoo (21:53:57): Eight hour work days, six days a week, to pay for shelter and transportation, and then beautiful, beautiful Sunday to make sure that you don't get lost in all of that work. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:20): And ten hours of sleep a night to make SURE that your BODY is physically rested. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:40): You could never need more than ten hours, and any extra time would just make you feel better, especially after a work out. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:54): When I work out and sleep for ten hours, I have amazing energy. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:14): Ah, but school... elan_einlhander (21:55:28): Dude, look into homeschooling with me, it will give us MORE time vencabot_teppoo (21:57:11): I might just drop out of school... Summer vacation is what, three months? That's plenty of time to test my theory. I'll get a job or two, get into my own place SOMEHOW, walk or bike to work if I can't drive yet. If I can support myself without struggling too much, there would be little reason to go back to school. vencabot_teppoo (21:57:32): I have no interest in a college education... I have no interest in making more money than necessary. vencabot_teppoo (21:58:17): The only reason I would want more money than I need to support myself would be if I were to support other people, and that won't be for years, probably. elan_einlhander (21:58:33): I suppose. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:20): I have no interest in a life full of luxuries, even. You know my philosophy on work, Doug. What would I do with luxuries? Luxuries make a body soft, and I'll always have the luxury of my mind. I'll always have somewhere that I can relax- All I need to do is sit, close my eyes, and think. If I can make enough money, monthly, to pay for my expenses, including healthy food and a dial-up connection to the internet, that's all I could ever want money for. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:37): That and maybe even TWENTY bucks to put aside every now and then in case of emergency. elan_einlhander (22:00:49): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:06): Because I have no interest in television or games or anything like that. Sure, it's not half bad to have now, but would I pay for it? No. Instead, any money not spent on my necessities of life would be able to be put away for a time when it could be spent on a neccessity. It's ingenius. vencabot_teppoo (22:02:37): Doing the same thing, every day... but GETTING somewhere, unlike in school... and then even a little time after work to work on a personal project to do an even greater good. elan_einlhander (22:02:42): You know, we gotta stop talking and thinking, and begin acting vencabot_teppoo (22:04:30): I don't know what I can do until Summer comes, but keep doing research on getting my own place and getting a job that will meet my needs. I work out as much as possible and usually get as close to ten hours of sleep as I can so that I'm at least getting SOMEWHERE every day... staying healthy... fighting off illness and making my body stronger... but aside from that, I just feel tied down because of school. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:52): No... That's just what a quitter says. I'm just being lazy. I KNOW the answer... Just too lazy to do it. vencabot_teppoo (22:04:57): Need to get over that. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:05:11): What I NEED to do is start looking more into the costs of living and start seriously crunching some numbers. vencabot_teppoo (22:05:37): I need to ask my parents EXACTLY what they're paying for and WHY, doing everything I can to prepare for the shock of living on my own. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:34): THAT'S something that I could do that I'm not doing, instead of just looking at the same houses over and over again and calling it research. The RIGHT thing to do is not just ~a~ right thing to do... It's THE best thing to do. Even though looking at houses may be helping me, there are more important things that need to be done right now. vencabot_teppoo (22:06:40): More important things that need to be researched. elan_einlhander (22:06:53): Yeah elan_einlhander (22:07:02): Well, school is literally screwing us vencabot_teppoo (22:07:21): And Doug uses the term 'literally' very non-literally. Lol. elan_einlhander (22:07:31): Lol elan_einlhander (22:08:26): brr elan_einlhander (22:08:27): brb* vencabot_teppoo (22:08:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:08:35): "Are you cold?" vencabot_teppoo (22:08:41): David's first thought. elan_einlhander (22:14:30): Hehe elan_einlhander (22:14:32): Back vencabot_teppoo (22:19:30): I should take advantage of Mrs. Sullivan being so understanding... as in, go down there and really talk to her about how I feel about school. elan_einlhander (22:20:01): Well, I wanna come with then elan_einlhander (22:20:03): I won't be left out vencabot_teppoo (22:20:06): I need to go down there and tell her that I hate school, and ask her what she would propose. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:37): Counselors are supposed to be able to help you get jobs and what not... Technically, it's their jobs to give us information on whatever we want to ask, in one way or another. vencabot_teppoo (22:49:05): Doug, you'll never guess what I've done... elan_einlhander (22:49:22): Elan has been removed from Clan Whisper! elan_einlhander (22:49:23): Ditto vencabot_teppoo (22:49:29): Whoa. vencabot_teppoo (22:49:42): You musta raised quite a bit of Hell. elan_einlhander (22:49:50): Long story elan_einlhander (23:17:54): Ack, my boxers tore underneathe elan_einlhander (23:18:00): Son of Highlander vencabot_teppoo (23:18:11): ...What? elan_einlhander (23:18:20): Son of a Highlander* vencabot_teppoo (23:18:28): Oh, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:24:37): It's sick and wrong. I have animated anime-faces on my calculator. elan_einlhander (23:24:47): Omg vencabot_teppoo (23:24:47): ~has mastered animation~ vencabot_teppoo (23:24:57): I have a face that winks like this: vencabot_teppoo (23:25:00): ^.^ vencabot_teppoo (23:25:01): ^.- elan_einlhander (23:25:05): O_O vencabot_teppoo (23:25:06): Over and over again. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:13): And a face that does this: vencabot_teppoo (23:25:14): <_< vencabot_teppoo (23:25:15): >_> elan_einlhander (23:25:19): David no elan_einlhander (23:25:21): Good God no vencabot_teppoo (23:25:21): And a sleeping face, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:25:40): That snores, with little zzzz animation as he does so. vencabot_teppoo (23:52:03): I've lost my mind... elan_einlhander (23:52:16): Yeah it's over here vencabot_teppoo (23:52:47): I just made a program that is nothing more than a little anime face, sleeping... and when you press "enter," it says "Rise and shine" and you watch the lil' face go through the process of waking up. elan_einlhander (23:53:02): Jesus dude elan_einlhander (23:55:39): And with that last heroic deed elan_einlhander (23:55:42): I go to bed vencabot_teppoo (23:55:47): Peace... vencabot_teppoo (23:55:49): ~_~ elan_einlhander (23:55:50): FARE THE WELL MASTER TEPPOO vencabot_teppoo (23:56:23): I'm going to bed, too. It's not worth it to study and hurt myself. 3-17-04 vencabot_teppoo (2:20:05): Uh....uhh..gh... *fwump* vencabot_teppoo (16:07:53): You know what'd be sweet? To camp out every Sunday. elan_einlhander (16:07:58): Uh, no elan_einlhander (16:08:01): I hate camping vencabot_teppoo (16:08:18): I've hated camping every time my parents used to force me to do it, but now I wish I could go camping. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (16:09:18): ~eating the last two burittos with tearful eyes~ vencabot_teppoo (16:09:23): *sniffle* elan_einlhander (16:09:41): Aw mayne vencabot_teppoo (16:10:52): Shine, bright morning [Doug] vencabot_teppoo (16:10:59): Now in the air the [Doug] is coming. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:10): Sweet, blowing win[Doug] vencabot_teppoo (16:11:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:11:15): Wtf elan_einlhander (16:11:16): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:11:18): ~loves putting people's names in random songs~ vencabot_teppoo (16:11:47): Bright morning Doug, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:06): Doug is synonymous with 'light,' obviously. elan_einlhander (16:12:12): Of course vencabot_teppoo (16:12:29): And "Spring" and... ~looks up~ The "D" in "wind." Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:37): Doug puts the "D" in the "wind." vencabot_teppoo (16:12:53): Lol. *Doug broke wind* elan_einlhander (16:12:54): I do of course elan_einlhander (16:12:58): I SMASHED wind vencabot_teppoo (16:14:19): If I were named Doug, I'd demand that people call me Snoop Doggy Doug. elan_einlhander (16:14:28): I'll bet you would vencabot_teppoo (16:14:47): In fact, from now on, I shall be known as Snoop Doggy David, lol. elan_einlhander (16:15:04): So it is written, so it shall be done vencabot_teppoo (16:15:26): ~in burrito heaven~ vencabot_teppoo (16:16:22): I should live off of Mexican food. I mean, it's obviously possible... Mexican's do it. elan_einlhander (16:16:34): Yes vencabot_teppoo (16:17:00): Your basic taco has everything except for fruit, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:17:38): And then you have a burro for dessert, and those usually have fruit. elan_einlhander (16:18:01): Uh, what's a burro? >_> vencabot_teppoo (16:18:31): Burro = burrito cooked so that the outside becomes thin and crunchy, with cherries or apple inside, and sprinkled with sugar, served hot. elan_einlhander (16:18:41): Ah vencabot_teppoo (16:18:52): It's like Mexican pie, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:18:56): But with more sugar. elan_einlhander (16:19:09): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:19:25): You can get 'em down at Mr. Taco... So good. elan_einlhander (16:19:35): Well we'll have to go try some vencabot_teppoo (16:20:02): Whatever the next time the weather is good enough for me to walk down to Meijer again, we can go pick some up. elan_einlhander (16:20:24): Sounds like an el-planno vencabot_teppoo (16:20:57): Rofl. An ad: vencabot_teppoo (16:21:07): "Spring is coming- We've got everything you need to enjoy it!" vencabot_teppoo (16:21:19): David: "So do I! What a coincidence." vencabot_teppoo (16:21:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:21:28): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:22:00): AHHH!!!! NEXT WEEK IS GONNA R0XX0RZ!!! elan_einlhander (16:22:15): Why? vencabot_teppoo (16:22:21): Very warm weather and light rain all week. elan_einlhander (16:22:37): Ew, rain vencabot_teppoo (16:22:54): ~likes rain if it isn't PAINFUL~ elan_einlhander (16:23:16): Well you wouldn't say that if you walked to school and worked outside -_- vencabot_teppoo (16:23:49): Well, I dunno... I generally like walking home in the rain, but I dunno how I'd feel if I had to do it every day. elan_einlhander (16:24:07): No no no, it sucks more when you're walkin' to schol elan_einlhander (16:24:13): Cuz you get there and gotta be wet all day vencabot_teppoo (16:24:18): True. vencabot_teppoo (16:26:28): Man, Japanese webpages tend to be pretty ugly, lol. elan_einlhander (16:26:35): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:44:14): I wish [Doug] would step back from that ledge, my friend. vencabot_teppoo (16:44:25): [Doug] could cut ties with all the lies that [Doug]'s been livin' in. vencabot_teppoo (16:44:26): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:44:42): [Doug] Has chips and salsa vencabot_teppoo (16:44:47): ... elan_einlhander (16:45:00): So [Doug] wins again vencabot_teppoo (16:45:32): ~wants chips and salsa, bad right now~ ~just had a peanut butter and jelly sammich, and it really isn't as satisfying for a growing young man as it was for chibi David~ vencabot_teppoo (16:45:32): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:45:44): Gege vencabot_teppoo (16:45:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:06): Or, should I say, vencabot_teppoo (16:46:08): ;o; elan_einlhander (16:46:27): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:01:36): ... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:39): Testicular vencabot_teppoo (17:01:40): Self vencabot_teppoo (17:01:42): Examination. elan_einlhander (17:01:51): Um, no thank you. elan_einlhander (17:12:42): Hm, looks like I upgraded WMP vencabot_teppoo (17:12:57): WMP? elan_einlhander (17:13:07): Windows Media Player vencabot_teppoo (17:13:10): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:13:30): I smell pizza.... elan_einlhander (17:13:33): *wanders off* elan_einlhander (17:28:37): And indeed, I found pizza vencabot_teppoo (20:31:56): ROFL. Dude, I was sleep-talking, according to John, just now. vencabot_teppoo (20:32:24): I've been napping... Was too tired to put up my away message... But get this... Me, talking in my sleep: vencabot_teppoo (20:32:33): David: "Was I meditating?" vencabot_teppoo (20:32:45): David: "Heck yeah." vencabot_teppoo (20:32:50): David: "Preeetty sweet." vencabot_teppoo (20:32:52): Rofl. elan_einlhander (20:33:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (20:33:36): John says that I had feeling in my voice, as if I was awake. He thought I was awake, lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:33:50): David: "Was I meditating...? Heck yeah! Preeetty sweeeet..." vencabot_teppoo (20:34:02): THAT, Doug, is awesome. elan_einlhander (20:34:16): seems that way vencabot_teppoo (20:34:29): And I feel really good after that nap... And now I will finish homework. elan_einlhander (20:34:49): Lol vencabot_teppoo (20:38:42): That is still the most awesome thing I've ever heard. elan_einlhander (20:38:51): Heh vencabot_teppoo (20:38:55): David: "Was I meditating? HECKS yeah. Pretty sweet." vencabot_teppoo (20:39:13): John was like, "Since when do you say 'hecks yeah'?" vencabot_teppoo (20:39:18): And I was like, "...Actually..." vencabot_teppoo (20:39:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:09): Rofl! My dad is crazy. vencabot_teppoo (20:45:39): He rants about ANYTHING on the way to school. He just feels OBLIGATED to fill up the car with sound. vencabot_teppoo (20:46:05): This morning, David, in the back of the car, sleeping... vencabot_teppoo (20:46:10): Well, half asleep. elan_einlhander (20:46:20): Stop elan_einlhander (20:46:30): Not a good time for me, gonna have to rant to someone else :( vencabot_teppoo (20:46:36): Aw. Ok. elan_einlhander (21:06:24): All right, I feel a little better now. vencabot_teppoo (21:06:36): Did you kill anyone I know? elan_einlhander (21:06:50): No, it's cool, I managed to focus the rage better. elan_einlhander (21:06:56): I just didn't wanna explode on you. vencabot_teppoo (21:07:16): ~nods and yawns~ vencabot_teppoo (21:29:49): Bionicle is insane. elan_einlhander (21:30:25): Excuse me? vencabot_teppoo (21:30:42): It's like Lego's answer to anime and action figures, lol. elan_einlhander (21:31:13): Oh, that vencabot_teppoo (21:49:43): It would have been sweet if Captain Planet just busted in out of NOWHERE and beat the crap out of that Wheezing. elan_einlhander (21:50:03): Rofl elan_einlhander (21:50:05): I would love it vencabot_teppoo (21:50:41): AWWWWW.... vencabot_teppoo (21:50:52): Go Evee. elan_einlhander (21:50:58): Eevee* vencabot_teppoo (21:51:45): Oh my Gosh... ~brilliant idea~ vencabot_teppoo (21:52:00): "Battle! Battle! Rock the battle!" vencabot_teppoo (21:52:03): "POKEMON Z!" vencabot_teppoo (21:52:10): (Huuuh!) elan_einlhander (21:52:27): Uh, no elan_einlhander (21:52:29): No no no vencabot_teppoo (21:52:48): Pikachu is evolving...! vencabot_teppoo (21:52:52): -TO SUPER SAIYAN!!!! vencabot_teppoo (21:52:55): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:54:21): I need an eyeroll emote elan_einlhander (21:54:25): er elan_einlhander (21:54:26): emoticon vencabot_teppoo (21:54:38): Eevee went super saiya- Oh, never mind. It just evolved into Jolteon. vencabot_teppoo (21:54:46): 9.9 vencabot_teppoo (21:54:52): 9_9 elan_einlhander (21:54:58): that just looks wasted elan_einlhander (21:54:58): Lol vencabot_teppoo (21:55:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (21:55:09): @_@ vencabot_teppoo (21:55:14): (wrong kind of eye-roll) vencabot_teppoo (21:55:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:55:16): Lol elan_einlhander (21:59:47): I need a freakin' haircut elan_einlhander (21:59:48): So bad vencabot_teppoo (22:00:07): You should cut your own hair, and call it "grungy." Lol. elan_einlhander (22:00:15): ..... elan_einlhander (22:00:16): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (22:00:35): "Dang, Doug. Yo' haircut ugly." vencabot_teppoo (22:00:42): "I cut it myself, you conformist biznit." vencabot_teppoo (22:00:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:00:45): "METALLICA!!!" elan_einlhander (22:00:46): Lol vencabot_teppoo (22:01:34): My thumb just got rigomortis. vencabot_teppoo (22:01:43): I was like, "You're a little early, buddy." vencabot_teppoo (22:04:49): Goin' to bed. Peace. elan_einlhander (22:05:05): See yah 3-18-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:15:58): Where did the phrase "Like taking candy from a baby" come from? elan_einlhander (16:16:12): Cuz doing that is easy vencabot_teppoo (16:23:30): But who was it that A:) stole candy from a helpless infant, B:) said, "Wow, that was easy," and C:) was proud enough of his theft to start comparing things to it. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:46): What's the word, G? elan_einlhander (22:19:54): Feelin' like shit G. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:21): I figured as much. I was going to greet you with "I have a feeling that you're not feelin' too hot," but I didn't want to assume. elan_einlhander (22:20:33): Well you assumed correct. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:50): Any particular reason? elan_einlhander (22:21:08): Sorta, lotta relationships getting fuxxored up vencabot_teppoo (22:21:47): Ah, I see. Well, I've been through that so many times that I don't have any relationships left, lol. elan_einlhander (22:21:56): Lol..... vencabot_teppoo (22:22:17): Save for my good buddies Doug and Sharon. elan_einlhander (22:22:30): Yeah, you still got us elan_einlhander (22:22:37): Did she come back on after I took off? vencabot_teppoo (22:22:58): Uh... ~having trouble remembering when you took off~ She left for good around 6. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:19): FOR GOOD... until tomorrow. Lol. elan_einlhander (22:23:21): Okay so she did vencabot_teppoo (22:23:31): Where did you go, anyway? vencabot_teppoo (22:23:35): Work? elan_einlhander (22:23:50): Ah, layed in bed staring at the ceiling, sorta playing Gameboy, eventually dozed off elan_einlhander (22:23:59): Woke up, ordered pizza, played MM for a bit vencabot_teppoo (22:24:10): Payed for pizza yourself? elan_einlhander (22:24:18): Yeah, no one was home elan_einlhander (22:24:29): So I figured I got left outta dinner elan_einlhander (22:24:34): Again vencabot_teppoo (22:24:57): ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:25:18): So how's you? vencabot_teppoo (22:27:34): Oh, relatively good. Still trying to catch up on sleep. Slept all day, got up to brush teeth and wash face and all other night-time business, and now I'm on my way back to bed. Did some thinking. Decided that I'm gonna modify my plan and ask for TEN dollars a day, since groceries ARE cheaper than eating out and my mom takes me out to eat every day... I think I can get 10 bucks total from my mom and dad per day, spend 2.25 on lunch and the rest on groceries or something. That way, I could carefully control my diet. elan_einlhander (22:28:07): Sounds like a decent plan elan_einlhander (22:28:24): I wish I didn't have to get pizza, but I felt like such shit today that I just didn't care vencabot_teppoo (22:28:53): For real. I'd probably done the same thing if I... had money and felt like crap. elan_einlhander (22:29:04): Yeah... elan_einlhander (22:29:11): I hate feeling like this all the time elan_einlhander (22:29:23): I need to go out and do something elan_einlhander (22:29:31): Fucking school elan_einlhander (22:30:09): I hate going there, it pisses me off and I feel like I'm wasting SO much time. elan_einlhander (22:30:21): Hundreds of idiots there. elan_einlhander (22:30:25): Literally hundreds vencabot_teppoo (22:30:34): For real. Plus, you work on Sundays. I've been thinking that, once the weather gets nice, I'll leave earlier for my Sunday walk. Last time I left at, like, 9:30. I can meander over to your house if I leave earlier and we can do something before you go to work, or something. elan_einlhander (22:30:47): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (22:31:02): Like take a walk... grab some Subway. elan_einlhander (22:31:06): I wish I didn't work the weekends, but I certainly wouldn't want to work all week either vencabot_teppoo (22:32:14): I'd want to work all week if I didn't have school, lol. The lil' voice in my head told me that I need exactly THIS much rest: 9 hours of sleep a night, and Sunday. If I have that, I can function healthily. elan_einlhander (22:32:29): Well yeah that's what I mean elan_einlhander (22:32:33): I won't work all week with school elan_einlhander (22:32:46): If I didn't have school, then working all week would roxxorz vencabot_teppoo (22:32:46): You'd be dead, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:52): Yes... Yes it would. vencabot_teppoo (22:32:53): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (22:33:26): Ok... Now, this is an example of someone knowing what they want but not knowing WHY... vencabot_teppoo (22:33:51): My five-year-old is obsessed with television! He'll do anything to watch a movie or TV show. I work with children, and I've never seen anything like it. He's very bright and articulate, and loves to quote lines from shows. I'd love to get rid of the TV but hate to take away something he loves so much. We make deals, times, schedules, etc., but I think I'm just making things worse. Any advice? elan_einlhander (22:34:14): DR PHIL SHOULD DIE vencabot_teppoo (22:34:32): He's very bright and articulate... He's intelligent. He seems to be happy. YOU want to get rid of the TV but don't want to because he loves it... Ok... So... why do you want to get rid of the TV, now? vencabot_teppoo (22:34:44): Person: DuhhUhH... cAauSE iT's BAad? vencabot_teppoo (22:35:07): David: How is it bad? Why is it bad? What are you going to show your kid that is BETTER to do, that makes him HAPPIER? vencabot_teppoo (22:35:10): Person: ... vencabot_teppoo (22:35:21): *PWAAAAACCK!* *head explodes* elan_einlhander (22:36:08): Lol elan_einlhander (22:36:14): So terribly true vencabot_teppoo (22:37:28): I mean, I don't believe that TV is good for you, and I believe that a life without TV would be better than a life WITH TV, but I can't stand people who want to do things that are 'good' for them but don't know why... Which basically means that they're doing it to show off. elan_einlhander (22:37:53): Yes vencabot_teppoo (22:38:51): Very 'artificial,' as you would say. Later in the article, it talks about "you, as the parent, have to restrict certain things that are not good for your child, but also be reasonable so that the child doesn't see the forbidden fruit and want it MORE." vencabot_teppoo (22:39:42): Uh... NO. What you NEED to do is talk some sense into your kid. Your kid is intelligent. Tell them WHY they DON'T want that extra can of pop, even if they THINK that they do. I wouldn't ever just 'restrict' things from my kid. If I want to restrict something, it means that it's bad for them. If they don't know what MAKES it bad, they won't ever stop wanting it. elan_einlhander (22:39:54): I hate Dr. Phil, he does shit like that vencabot_teppoo (22:41:12): Same with laws and crap like that. You make a law... You make a rule. People feel restricted and will only follow the rule when you're watching them, and then they break it as soon as they can. Instead of making up all of these rules and crap, we need to start promoting WISDOM. These rules aren't for NOTHING. If people knew why they SHOULD follow them... REALLY... then they'd follow them. And this would help us weed out the rules that really DO have no meaning. elan_einlhander (22:41:54): Yep, but folks are too stupid vencabot_teppoo (22:44:17): It's not that folks are too stupid. We've been MADE stupid by society. We've been treated like idiots all of our lives, and the reason that we have such stupid people is that we've never given them a good enough reason to 'be smart.' For instance... Drinking is 'bad.' Why?... Because you could... GET DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF IN AN ACCIDENT!... Wrong. If you're a careful driver, you can just say, "Oh, that doesn't apply to me." Same with teen sex. "You could catch a disease!" Not a good enough reason. David knows the REAL reasons, and with crappy reasons like these, no one could be expected to follow these rules. elan_einlhander (22:44:57): Yeah I know. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:00): Ericka was a pot-head and the only reason that she even had the FAINTEST desire to stop was because it was "shaving years off of her life." vencabot_teppoo (22:45:08): That is not a reason that will get you to stop doing drugs. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:23): But anyway... I'm hitting the sack. Peace. elan_einlhander (22:45:30): See yah tomorrow vencabot_teppoo (22:45:44): Or maybe I'll have stolen a car and peeled out to Mexico by then, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:51): ... but I'll probably be at school. vencabot_teppoo (22:45:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:46:02): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (22:47:12): One of these days, it'll be like, "Has anyone seen David?" ~in the background~ "Hey!! That's my car!!", and only Doug will know how related David's disappearance and a car's disappearance are. elan_einlhander (22:47:26): It's t rue elan_einlhander (22:47:36): true* vencabot_teppoo (22:48:06): ~flies up into the clouds, and it starts raining burritos~ 3-19-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:21:01): I hate to perpetuate a stereotype. elan_einlhander (16:21:10): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (16:21:28): Hispanic males who live in the city are the most likely to drop out of school. elan_einlhander (16:21:41): ..... elan_einlhander (16:21:44): *snicker* elan_einlhander (16:23:39): Way to indeed perpetuate a stereotype vencabot_teppoo (16:24:05): I'm not even hispanic, but I know that, if I drop out, somebody in the system somewhere will say, "David Hernandez dropped out? Big surprise." elan_einlhander (16:24:22): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:57): And will put me in with Robert Romerez and Raul Fernandez. elan_einlhander (16:25:08): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (16:25:25): NO ONE knows why we shouldn't drop out. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:29): "Don't drop out!" vencabot_teppoo (16:25:34): "Stay in school!" elan_einlhander (16:25:36): Why? vencabot_teppoo (16:25:37): David: "Why?" vencabot_teppoo (16:25:39): "..." vencabot_teppoo (16:25:50): I've been reading so many websites. No one can give a straight answer of WHY. elan_einlhander (16:25:57): Lol, which is pitiful vencabot_teppoo (16:44:15): http://www.captainweenie.com/highschool.html vencabot_teppoo (16:45:27): "DESERT SHADOWS MIDDLE SCHOOL"?! vencabot_teppoo (16:45:31): Why didn't ~I~ go there?! elan_einlhander (16:51:06): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:51:19): That site lagged me like a mofo vencabot_teppoo (16:51:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:29): Holy shit dude, was that a virus? Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:52:40): I don't think so, lol. Why? elan_einlhander (16:52:58): My commands are all delaying about three seconds and MM and my windows won't come up vencabot_teppoo (16:53:09): YIKES. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:14): I mean... Yikes. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:53:17): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:53:23): That's the way my computer is ALL the time. elan_einlhander (16:53:42): Well my computer isn't normally GAY so..... vencabot_teppoo (16:53:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:55:47): ROFL!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:55:50): ~DIES~ elan_einlhander (16:55:55): ?_? vencabot_teppoo (16:56:12): "Don't get me wrong - some people do drop out of school and are successful - but do you think you can beat the odds?" vencabot_teppoo (16:56:16): David: "YES!!!" elan_einlhander (16:56:26): Heh vencabot_teppoo (16:56:27): "You want to work 50+ hours a week to make what a high school graduate makes in 40 hours?" vencabot_teppoo (16:56:31): David: "YES!!!!!" elan_einlhander (16:56:37): David does vencabot_teppoo (16:57:11): I ~do~ think that I can beat the odds, and that's why these sites do nothing for me. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:31): They're like, "OH MY GOD!!! 47% OF DROP-OUTS ARE UNEMPLOYED AND BELOW THE POVERTY LEVEL!!!" elan_einlhander (16:57:43): I know why elan_einlhander (16:57:50): Cuz those guys dropped out cuz they're LAZY vencabot_teppoo (16:57:54): Exactly. elan_einlhander (16:57:55): So duh they won't work vencabot_teppoo (16:57:58): That's WHY they dropped out. elan_einlhander (16:58:04): Bingo elan_einlhander (16:58:13): See, it's not as complex as everyone thinks. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:49): I've yet to see a compelling argument to keep me in school. Not that I'm going to jump to conclusions, but I don't know what else I can do if no one can give me some kind of argument. elan_einlhander (16:59:02): ~nods sagely~ vencabot_teppoo (16:59:33): "...Y-you'll make less money..." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:33): David: "I don't care." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:36): "Oh... Uh... You're more likely to slip into a self-damaging habit, like drugs." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:38): David: "More likely? What kind of crap is that?" vencabot_teppoo (16:59:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:00:05): That is bull, there's no link between a lack of a high school degree and drugs vencabot_teppoo (17:00:15): Quote: vencabot_teppoo (17:00:36): "Because you have more free time." vencabot_teppoo (17:00:37): That's seriously what it said. elan_einlhander (17:00:51): It did? elan_einlhander (17:00:54): You're shitting me vencabot_teppoo (17:01:18): Doug, OBVIOUSLY... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:54): The reason that we don't do drugs... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:54): ...Is because we just don't have the time, with school and all... elan_einlhander (17:02:05): OH GOD, OF COURSE vencabot_teppoo (17:02:06): Since no one does drugs who's in school. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:06): Obviously. elan_einlhander (17:02:15): IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW elan_einlhander (17:02:15): l vencabot_teppoo (17:03:08): They have their data mixed up. It's just that, RETARDS have a higher chance of doing drugs, AND a higher chance of dropping out of school. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:03:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:03:44): If you're a frickin' idiot, you'll do drugs with or WITHOUT school, and you're do MORE drugs when you're NOT in school. elan_einlhander (17:03:59): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:04:02): ~sighs because people are idiots~ elan_einlhander (17:04:14): They are dude, and I'm sorry. elan_einlhander (17:04:20): Let's just not be idiots ourselves. elan_einlhander (17:05:30): And on a pleasent side not. elan_einlhander (17:05:32): note* elan_einlhander (17:05:37): Batman Beyond's on, woot. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:05:56): Batman takes away all problems. elan_einlhander (17:06:02): I mean duh. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:23): Doug, if there had NEVER been a high school drop-out who was successful, I'd STILL say that I'd be the first. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:45): And being as SOME people, OBVIOUSLY less intelligent than myself, have been successful after dropping-out, you're basically saying "Drop out, David." elan_einlhander (17:06:58): Cha elan_einlhander (17:09:58): Poor Chibi-Batman vencabot_teppoo (17:17:50): I am extremely dissatisfied with life, which is why I'm contemplating dropping out. I'd rather be dissatisfied and be thusly compelled to DO something about it, than be blinding and trick myself into thinking that I'm satisfied and let this crap go on for generations. elan_einlhander (17:18:15): I hear yah vencabot_teppoo (17:28:04): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:18): Reading about how to start your own business, and one of the sectons is called, "Is my idea legal?" vencabot_teppoo (17:28:24): Check out the question this dude asked: vencabot_teppoo (17:29:02): "I have a business idea, but I don't know whether it's legal. It's very questionable buy could be very profitable for me since I have next to nothing to invest. I think it would only take a couple hundred dollars to start up. How do I know whether my idea is legal?" elan_einlhander (17:29:24): It's not leagal buddy, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:27): David's response: "What kinda business are we talking, here?" vencabot_teppoo (17:29:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:31:31): This Apple Jacks thing is really pushing my buttons vencabot_teppoo (17:31:52): Leave it to Doug to get pissed over Apple Jacks. elan_einlhander (17:31:57): Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (17:32:02): Doug's like, "THEY DON'T FRICKIN' TASTE LIKE APPLE!!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:32:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:32:17): These commercials, I mean Jesus vencabot_teppoo (17:32:20): Apple Jacks has become the INTERACTION cereal. vencabot_teppoo (17:32:53): I swear, with all of the interaction they're promoting, soon you'll be able to order 'em personalized, with your name on it. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:33:02): Yep elan_einlhander (17:38:35): Lol, talking to Kiprin about dropping out elan_einlhander (17:38:51): ElanEinlhander: I should drop out of school. ElanEinlhander: :O tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: It's tempting. tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: Not much point to going tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: Gotta give me a reason love tsukiprincessus: 'cause ElanEinlhander: "cause? tsukiprincessus: 'cause tsukiprincessus: :O elan_einlhander (17:39:02): Same as everyone :\ elan_einlhander (17:39:16): tsukiprincessus: 'cause it's bad ElanEinlhander: How come? tsukiprincessus: ... elan_einlhander (17:39:18): Bam elan_einlhander (17:42:05): Uh, David? elan_einlhander (17:55:46): Guess you died vencabot_teppoo (17:58:35): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:24): Rofl? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:32): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:39): WHat rofl? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:46): This rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:53): Why rofl? vencabot_teppoo (18:00:12): " Lol, talking to Kiprin about dropping out" vencabot_teppoo (18:00:18): Had to take a poop. elan_einlhander (18:00:24): Oh, so you read it all? vencabot_teppoo (18:00:30): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (18:00:33): Just got back. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:35): From... elan_einlhander (18:00:36): I kept chatting with her, she couldn't think of a reason as to why it's bad vencabot_teppoo (18:00:36): Pooping. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:39): Big time poop. vencabot_teppoo (18:02:05): Got the song "Fake Wings" from .hack//SIGN stuck in my head. elan_einlhander (18:02:15): Never heard of that one elan_einlhander (18:02:18): Omg elan_einlhander (18:02:19): I hear rap vencabot_teppoo (18:02:25): Uh oh. Lol. elan_einlhander (18:02:27): Cody and Ray are here, and on the computer.... elan_einlhander (18:02:29): Fucking A vencabot_teppoo (18:02:50): ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:03:02): I honestly hate those two, they're just bad news elan_einlhander (18:03:04): The worst news vencabot_teppoo (18:03:30): Then head-butt them. elan_einlhander (18:03:42): D-david.... elan_einlhander (18:03:44): What? vencabot_teppoo (18:03:57): As in... vencabot_teppoo (18:04:07): ( '.' ) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:10): ( '.) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:27): ( .) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:33): ( .) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:36): *bam* elan_einlhander (18:04:39): Wow David elan_einlhander (18:04:39): Wow vencabot_teppoo (18:04:56): I hope you found the demonstration education. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:58): -al. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:33): Shine *fart* Bright morning light *fart* Now in the air the spring is coming *fart-fart-fart* elan_einlhander (18:06:41): DAVID elan_einlhander (18:06:48): YOU CANNOT STEAL OUR POKEMON! vencabot_teppoo (18:06:56): ...YES I CAN!!! elan_einlhander (18:07:04): ajFJSJD elan_einlhander (18:07:10): NO, NO YOU CANT vencabot_teppoo (18:07:28): ...I bet I can. elan_einlhander (18:07:38): .... I bet yo uglee ass can't/ vencabot_teppoo (18:07:56): Well, have you ever gone up against a Mexican trainer before? elan_einlhander (18:08:08): ...can't say that I have elan_einlhander (18:08:20): What kind of Pokemon would he use? elan_einlhander (18:08:30): OMG, there IS a Pokemon that wears a sombrero! vencabot_teppoo (18:08:35): That's what I thought. vencabot_teppoo (18:08:45): Really? Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:08:50): Yes 3-19-04 vencabot_teppoo (16:21:01): I hate to perpetuate a stereotype. elan_einlhander (16:21:10): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (16:21:28): Hispanic males who live in the city are the most likely to drop out of school. elan_einlhander (16:21:41): ..... elan_einlhander (16:21:44): *snicker* elan_einlhander (16:23:39): Way to indeed perpetuate a stereotype vencabot_teppoo (16:24:05): I'm not even hispanic, but I know that, if I drop out, somebody in the system somewhere will say, "David Hernandez dropped out? Big surprise." elan_einlhander (16:24:22): Indeed. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:57): And will put me in with Robert Romerez and Raul Fernandez. elan_einlhander (16:25:08): Hehe vencabot_teppoo (16:25:25): NO ONE knows why we shouldn't drop out. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:29): "Don't drop out!" vencabot_teppoo (16:25:34): "Stay in school!" elan_einlhander (16:25:36): Why? vencabot_teppoo (16:25:37): David: "Why?" vencabot_teppoo (16:25:39): "..." vencabot_teppoo (16:25:50): I've been reading so many websites. No one can give a straight answer of WHY. elan_einlhander (16:25:57): Lol, which is pitiful vencabot_teppoo (16:44:15): http://www.captainweenie.com/highschool.html vencabot_teppoo (16:45:27): "DESERT SHADOWS MIDDLE SCHOOL"?! vencabot_teppoo (16:45:31): Why didn't ~I~ go there?! elan_einlhander (16:51:06): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:51:19): That site lagged me like a mofo vencabot_teppoo (16:51:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:29): Holy shit dude, was that a virus? Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:52:40): I don't think so, lol. Why? elan_einlhander (16:52:58): My commands are all delaying about three seconds and MM and my windows won't come up vencabot_teppoo (16:53:09): YIKES. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:14): I mean... Yikes. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:14): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:53:17): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (16:53:23): That's the way my computer is ALL the time. elan_einlhander (16:53:42): Well my computer isn't normally GAY so..... vencabot_teppoo (16:53:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:55:47): ROFL!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:55:50): ~DIES~ elan_einlhander (16:55:55): ?_? vencabot_teppoo (16:56:12): "Don't get me wrong - some people do drop out of school and are successful - but do you think you can beat the odds?" vencabot_teppoo (16:56:16): David: "YES!!!" elan_einlhander (16:56:26): Heh vencabot_teppoo (16:56:27): "You want to work 50+ hours a week to make what a high school graduate makes in 40 hours?" vencabot_teppoo (16:56:31): David: "YES!!!!!" elan_einlhander (16:56:37): David does vencabot_teppoo (16:57:11): I ~do~ think that I can beat the odds, and that's why these sites do nothing for me. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:31): They're like, "OH MY GOD!!! 47% OF DROP-OUTS ARE UNEMPLOYED AND BELOW THE POVERTY LEVEL!!!" elan_einlhander (16:57:43): I know why elan_einlhander (16:57:50): Cuz those guys dropped out cuz they're LAZY vencabot_teppoo (16:57:54): Exactly. elan_einlhander (16:57:55): So duh they won't work vencabot_teppoo (16:57:58): That's WHY they dropped out. elan_einlhander (16:58:04): Bingo elan_einlhander (16:58:13): See, it's not as complex as everyone thinks. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:49): I've yet to see a compelling argument to keep me in school. Not that I'm going to jump to conclusions, but I don't know what else I can do if no one can give me some kind of argument. elan_einlhander (16:59:02): ~nods sagely~ vencabot_teppoo (16:59:33): "...Y-you'll make less money..." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:33): David: "I don't care." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:36): "Oh... Uh... You're more likely to slip into a self-damaging habit, like drugs." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:38): David: "More likely? What kind of crap is that?" vencabot_teppoo (16:59:44): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:00:05): That is bull, there's no link between a lack of a high school degree and drugs vencabot_teppoo (17:00:15): Quote: vencabot_teppoo (17:00:36): "Because you have more free time." vencabot_teppoo (17:00:37): That's seriously what it said. elan_einlhander (17:00:51): It did? elan_einlhander (17:00:54): You're shitting me vencabot_teppoo (17:01:18): Doug, OBVIOUSLY... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:54): The reason that we don't do drugs... vencabot_teppoo (17:01:54): ...Is because we just don't have the time, with school and all... elan_einlhander (17:02:05): OH GOD, OF COURSE vencabot_teppoo (17:02:06): Since no one does drugs who's in school. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:06): Obviously. elan_einlhander (17:02:15): IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW elan_einlhander (17:02:15): l vencabot_teppoo (17:03:08): They have their data mixed up. It's just that, RETARDS have a higher chance of doing drugs, AND a higher chance of dropping out of school. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:03:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:03:44): If you're a frickin' idiot, you'll do drugs with or WITHOUT school, and you're do MORE drugs when you're NOT in school. elan_einlhander (17:03:59): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (17:04:02): ~sighs because people are idiots~ elan_einlhander (17:04:14): They are dude, and I'm sorry. elan_einlhander (17:04:20): Let's just not be idiots ourselves. elan_einlhander (17:05:30): And on a pleasent side not. elan_einlhander (17:05:32): note* elan_einlhander (17:05:37): Batman Beyond's on, woot. vencabot_teppoo (17:05:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:05:56): Batman takes away all problems. elan_einlhander (17:06:02): I mean duh. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:23): Doug, if there had NEVER been a high school drop-out who was successful, I'd STILL say that I'd be the first. vencabot_teppoo (17:06:45): And being as SOME people, OBVIOUSLY less intelligent than myself, have been successful after dropping-out, you're basically saying "Drop out, David." elan_einlhander (17:06:58): Cha elan_einlhander (17:09:58): Poor Chibi-Batman vencabot_teppoo (17:17:50): I am extremely dissatisfied with life, which is why I'm contemplating dropping out. I'd rather be dissatisfied and be thusly compelled to DO something about it, than be blinding and trick myself into thinking that I'm satisfied and let this crap go on for generations. elan_einlhander (17:18:15): I hear yah vencabot_teppoo (17:28:04): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:28:18): Reading about how to start your own business, and one of the sectons is called, "Is my idea legal?" vencabot_teppoo (17:28:24): Check out the question this dude asked: vencabot_teppoo (17:29:02): "I have a business idea, but I don't know whether it's legal. It's very questionable buy could be very profitable for me since I have next to nothing to invest. I think it would only take a couple hundred dollars to start up. How do I know whether my idea is legal?" elan_einlhander (17:29:24): It's not leagal buddy, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:29:27): David's response: "What kinda business are we talking, here?" vencabot_teppoo (17:29:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:31:31): This Apple Jacks thing is really pushing my buttons vencabot_teppoo (17:31:52): Leave it to Doug to get pissed over Apple Jacks. elan_einlhander (17:31:57): Seriously. vencabot_teppoo (17:32:02): Doug's like, "THEY DON'T FRICKIN' TASTE LIKE APPLE!!!" vencabot_teppoo (17:32:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:32:17): These commercials, I mean Jesus vencabot_teppoo (17:32:20): Apple Jacks has become the INTERACTION cereal. vencabot_teppoo (17:32:53): I swear, with all of the interaction they're promoting, soon you'll be able to order 'em personalized, with your name on it. Lol. elan_einlhander (17:33:02): Yep elan_einlhander (17:38:35): Lol, talking to Kiprin about dropping out elan_einlhander (17:38:51): ElanEinlhander: I should drop out of school. ElanEinlhander: :O tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: It's tempting. tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: Not much point to going tsukiprincessus: no ElanEinlhander: Gotta give me a reason love tsukiprincessus: 'cause ElanEinlhander: "cause? tsukiprincessus: 'cause tsukiprincessus: :O elan_einlhander (17:39:02): Same as everyone :\ elan_einlhander (17:39:16): tsukiprincessus: 'cause it's bad ElanEinlhander: How come? tsukiprincessus: ... elan_einlhander (17:39:18): Bam elan_einlhander (17:42:05): Uh, David? elan_einlhander (17:55:46): Guess you died vencabot_teppoo (17:58:35): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:24): Rofl? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:32): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:39): WHat rofl? vencabot_teppoo (17:59:46): This rofl. elan_einlhander (17:59:53): Why rofl? vencabot_teppoo (18:00:12): " Lol, talking to Kiprin about dropping out" vencabot_teppoo (18:00:18): Had to take a poop. elan_einlhander (18:00:24): Oh, so you read it all? vencabot_teppoo (18:00:30): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (18:00:33): Just got back. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:35): From... elan_einlhander (18:00:36): I kept chatting with her, she couldn't think of a reason as to why it's bad vencabot_teppoo (18:00:36): Pooping. vencabot_teppoo (18:00:39): Big time poop. vencabot_teppoo (18:02:05): Got the song "Fake Wings" from .hack//SIGN stuck in my head. elan_einlhander (18:02:15): Never heard of that one elan_einlhander (18:02:18): Omg elan_einlhander (18:02:19): I hear rap vencabot_teppoo (18:02:25): Uh oh. Lol. elan_einlhander (18:02:27): Cody and Ray are here, and on the computer.... elan_einlhander (18:02:29): Fucking A vencabot_teppoo (18:02:50): ~_~ elan_einlhander (18:03:02): I honestly hate those two, they're just bad news elan_einlhander (18:03:04): The worst news vencabot_teppoo (18:03:30): Then head-butt them. elan_einlhander (18:03:42): D-david.... elan_einlhander (18:03:44): What? vencabot_teppoo (18:03:57): As in... vencabot_teppoo (18:04:07): ( '.' ) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:10): ( '.) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:27): ( .) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:33): ( .) vencabot_teppoo (18:04:36): *bam* elan_einlhander (18:04:39): Wow David elan_einlhander (18:04:39): Wow vencabot_teppoo (18:04:56): I hope you found the demonstration education. vencabot_teppoo (18:04:58): -al. vencabot_teppoo (18:05:00): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:06:33): Shine *fart* Bright morning light *fart* Now in the air the spring is coming *fart-fart-fart* elan_einlhander (18:06:41): DAVID elan_einlhander (18:06:48): YOU CANNOT STEAL OUR POKEMON! vencabot_teppoo (18:06:56): ...YES I CAN!!! elan_einlhander (18:07:04): ajFJSJD elan_einlhander (18:07:10): NO, NO YOU CANT vencabot_teppoo (18:07:28): ...I bet I can. elan_einlhander (18:07:38): .... I bet yo uglee ass can't/ vencabot_teppoo (18:07:56): Well, have you ever gone up against a Mexican trainer before? elan_einlhander (18:08:08): ...can't say that I have elan_einlhander (18:08:20): What kind of Pokemon would he use? elan_einlhander (18:08:30): OMG, there IS a Pokemon that wears a sombrero! vencabot_teppoo (18:08:35): That's what I thought. vencabot_teppoo (18:08:45): Really? Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:08:50): Yes elan_einlhander (18:08:56): Lemme think what his name was elan_einlhander (18:09:00): Uhhh elan_einlhander (18:09:12): Mexi-Mon elan_einlhander (18:09:15): Of course vencabot_teppoo (18:09:35): I was gonna say, "Sombrero-mon." Lol. elan_einlhander (18:09:43): Lol elan_einlhander (18:12:11): David how many PECOS will it cost me to off Cody and Ray? elan_einlhander (18:12:28): Pecos, pecoes. vencabot_teppoo (18:12:31): ~David immediately things of Breath of Fire III~ elan_einlhander (18:12:35): I'm gonna go with pecos vencabot_teppoo (18:12:39): ~and then realizes what Doug really means~ Lol. elan_einlhander (18:12:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:15:30): Oh crap, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:16:02): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (18:16:08): My computer just had a heart-attack. elan_einlhander (18:16:29): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (18:16:30): I thought that it died. elan_einlhander (18:16:40): Would you bury it David? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:17:08): Dude... It stopped loading and then starting making CRAZY sounds, and then started sounding like it was chewing SAND. vencabot_teppoo (18:17:21): I couldn't move my mouse, nothing was loading, and then all activity STOPPED... vencabot_teppoo (18:17:31): No loading... No mouse-moving... No typing... elan_einlhander (18:17:37): O_O vencabot_teppoo (18:17:47): The computer wasn't even trying to load anymore... Just silence, like it had turned off... vencabot_teppoo (18:17:56): ...And then ten seconds later everything came back to normal, lol. elan_einlhander (18:18:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:18:04): Near-death experience vencabot_teppoo (18:18:39): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (18:18:50): http://www.nicksthings.com/sad.html vencabot_teppoo (18:19:53): The internet is an awesome place. elan_einlhander (18:20:03): Wow, how do you find this crap? vencabot_teppoo (18:20:34): No idea, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:41): I love the bottom of that page. vencabot_teppoo (18:21:44): OMG - THANK YOU! elan_einlhander (18:21:47): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (18:21:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:05): I could make a song out of that... I swear, it has a strange ring to it, lol. vencabot_teppoo (18:28:14): "If you are in pain, please talk to your doctor or nurse." vencabot_teppoo (18:29:03): ROFL!!! A suicide page, with the opening: "Welcome to Suicide." vencabot_teppoo (18:29:05): HECKS YEAH!!! elan_einlhander (18:29:14): :O vencabot_teppoo (18:29:55): Welcome to Suicide, Doug. We've been expected you. vencabot_teppoo (18:29:56): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:30:10): Hehe. vencabot_teppoo (18:32:42): Man, I'm finding all of these things that have rings to them... or maybe I'm just crazy. vencabot_teppoo (18:32:47): This could be the name of a band: vencabot_teppoo (18:32:53): "Evolution Syllabus." vencabot_teppoo (18:32:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:32:56): Rofl. elan_einlhander (18:32:59): It could. vencabot_teppoo (18:33:08): And yet, it's just a website for some biology class. elan_einlhander (18:37:00): Grandma's are so awesome. elan_einlhander (18:37:14): My Grandma just randomly called and offered me a ride to work tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (18:37:26): Lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (18:37:35): Yup elan_einlhander (18:37:52): Normally I don't mind walking, but I work extra early tomorrow vencabot_teppoo (18:38:05): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:38:22): I'm gonna start telling them to try and not ask for me earlier than noon. elan_einlhander (18:38:42): So I can still get cleaned up, get a decent meal, and speak with Sharon. vencabot_teppoo (18:38:59): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (18:40:30): I hear tell they called for me on the P.A today, I totally forgot about Toby's trip. vencabot_teppoo (18:41:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (18:41:55): I wonder if Lathrop has an e-mail account elan_einlhander (18:42:01): I mean basically everyone does. elan_einlhander (18:42:17): Should start sending him Stats queries. elan_einlhander (19:04:30): Corn, is awesome vencabot_teppoo (19:04:36): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:04:39): ...What? elan_einlhander (19:04:49): I haven't had corn in, in ages elan_einlhander (19:05:01): I finally got a cooked meal, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and corn. elan_einlhander (19:05:05): And the corn is FABULOUS. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:05:25): Corn is so underappreciated. vencabot_teppoo (19:05:43): So true. elan_einlhander (19:06:00): I mean I could eat this stuff everyday with dinner elan_einlhander (19:06:06): And it's GOOD FOR ME elan_einlhander (19:06:09): So I WIN! vencabot_teppoo (19:06:37): Definately. vencabot_teppoo (19:09:10): Another one! vencabot_teppoo (19:09:16): "Neighbours From Hell in Brittain." vencabot_teppoo (19:09:22): Could be the name of our band, Doug. Lol. elan_einlhander (19:09:28): Heh vencabot_teppoo (19:19:00): WHAT?!?! vencabot_teppoo (19:19:01): 1 vencabot_teppoo (19:19:01): a vencabot_teppoo (19:19:02): aa vencabot_teppoo (19:19:14): ~sees on a page... can hardly believe his eyes~ vencabot_teppoo (19:19:18): "I hate Croley." elan_einlhander (19:19:21): sf'pafosakfoaksf ak elan_einlhander (19:19:22): 'psajf'AKAK elan_einlhander (19:19:22): [AFJS[JJF elan_einlhander (19:19:23): SAFJA elan_einlhander (19:19:23): JSAJFAOSF elan_einlhander (19:19:24): JSJSF elan_einlhander (19:19:24): PASJFOSAJ elan_einlhander (19:19:29): EXCUXE ME?! elan_einlhander (19:21:04): EXPLAIN, NOW! vencabot_teppoo (19:21:13): It was just some blog site that I was skimming, lol. elan_einlhander (19:21:24): O_< elan_einlhander (19:25:36): Omg that was so stupid elan_einlhander (19:25:47): Internet gambling, if your kid plays, you pay elan_einlhander (19:26:05): How the FUCK did your kid get your credit card number unless YOU gave it to him? vencabot_teppoo (19:26:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:26:24): There is no way unless you were stupid. elan_einlhander (19:26:39): And if that's the case, then you deserve to lose your money vencabot_teppoo (19:27:25): ~nods vencabot_teppoo (19:27:40): ROFL!!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:27:46): Check out the title for this page: vencabot_teppoo (19:27:55): "Bible Studay, Suicide... LARGER WORDS FOR EASY READING" vencabot_teppoo (19:27:57): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:07): Studay=study. elan_einlhander (19:28:13): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:28:27): I just love the LARGER WORDS FOR EASY READING. elan_einlhander (19:28:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:46): Oh my Gosh... I found the end of Yahoo!. elan_einlhander (19:38:59): Wha? vencabot_teppoo (19:39:20): You know, when you type in a Yahoo! search that's really general, and the pages just keep going and going and going? elan_einlhander (19:39:28): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (19:39:43): Well, I just found out that you can ONLY get 999 sites from a Yahoo! search... vencabot_teppoo (19:39:44): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:39:46): ...the hard way. vencabot_teppoo (19:39:47): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:40:01): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (19:42:44): Quote: vencabot_teppoo (19:42:46): God made Coke, vencabot_teppoo (19:42:49): God made Pepsi, vencabot_teppoo (19:42:51): God made me vencabot_teppoo (19:42:53): Oh So Sexy. vencabot_teppoo (19:42:58): ~nod~ elan_einlhander (19:43:07): Um, yeah vencabot_teppoo (20:14:37): There's an entire website dedicated to teenagers that still wet the bed. elan_einlhander (20:14:49): I believe it vencabot_teppoo (20:18:38): Man, that is so not funny. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:04): "Here you can type your story or ideas about bedwetting or your questions. This is not a diaper site. DIAPER POSTINGS WILL BE BLOCKED." elan_einlhander (20:19:16): *shakes head* elan_einlhander (20:32:51): Mucha Lucha is on vencabot_teppoo (20:33:04): Cool. ~thinks about turning it on, but is in too much of a groove~ elan_einlhander (20:33:52): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (20:34:20): ? elan_einlhander (20:36:31): *loves this show* vencabot_teppoo (20:36:38): It's a darn good show. vencabot_teppoo (21:15:36): C'moooooon billaaaaaay! elan_einlhander (21:15:52): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (21:16:38): Billy's crappin' out! elan_einlhander (21:16:44): Uh oh vencabot_teppoo (21:30:51): I'm going to bed... Have a seminar to go to tomorrow. elan_einlhander (21:31:04): Peace out 3-20-04 vencabot_teppoo (8:08:13): Welcome to the internet, Doug. We've been expecting you. vencabot_teppoo (8:08:19): ~slowly surrounded~ vencabot_teppoo (8:08:20): Lol. elan_einlhander (8:11:43): Ugh elan_einlhander (8:11:45): So sweepy vencabot_teppoo (8:12:01): Poor buddy. What are you doing up so early? elan_einlhander (8:12:20): I work at ten AM today, Grandma is picking me up at 9:30 vencabot_teppoo (8:12:28): Ah, I see. elan_einlhander (8:21:46): Hm, seems to have been raining vencabot_teppoo (8:21:54): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (8:22:07): Not sure if this makes me glad or sad. vencabot_teppoo (8:22:24): Sad, because it's gonna be raining all day, and thunderstorms... and wind. vencabot_teppoo (8:22:29): And you're going to work. Lol. elan_einlhander (8:22:40): -_- vencabot_teppoo (8:22:52): I-I mean... It makes you... HAPPY! elan_einlhander (8:22:58): -_- elan_einlhander (8:23:04): -_-; vencabot_teppoo (8:25:13): Going to a real-estate class. Peace! elan_einlhander (8:25:37): See yah vencabot_teppoo (13:40:25): What are you doing online, still? elan_einlhander (13:40:35): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (13:40:40): Shouldn't you be at work? elan_einlhander (13:40:40): Whatchu talkin bout? elan_einlhander (13:40:44): Nope. elan_einlhander (13:40:51): Way to be OFF the info-nizzle vencabot_teppoo (13:40:53): What was your grandma picking you up for? elan_einlhander (13:41:15): Work? vencabot_teppoo (13:41:40): Then why aren't you there? elan_einlhander (13:41:52): Cuz I got to go early vencabot_teppoo (13:41:56): Ah, I see. vencabot_teppoo (13:42:07): Man, it's nice out there. It's gonna suck tomorrow, lol. elan_einlhander (13:42:13): Heh vencabot_teppoo (14:01:55): The lightbulb in my microwave just went out, rofl. elan_einlhander (14:02:01): Aw elan_einlhander (14:02:03): Hateful vencabot_teppoo (14:02:26): My white-supremecist microwave got sick of me making so many "Ethnic dishes" in it, lol. elan_einlhander (14:02:38): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:03:27): Dude, KDL3 freakin' rocks, I don't even know why elan_einlhander (14:03:33): It's adorable, and so fun. vencabot_teppoo (14:03:39): KDL? elan_einlhander (14:03:47): Kirby's Dream Land vencabot_teppoo (14:03:49): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (14:04:12): John: "I hate it when ants fart at me, yo." elan_einlhander (14:04:22): -_- vencabot_teppoo (14:05:54): John: "Look at how little that guy is! My sword could EAT him!" elan_einlhander (14:06:02): Wtf vencabot_teppoo (14:06:24): John is amusing when he plays video games. vencabot_teppoo (14:35:17): ~screams~ elan_einlhander (14:35:25): O_O vencabot_teppoo (14:35:31): The MemberName you have chosen is not available. You might want to select a MemberName from the following list: Vencabot1, vencabottepp, DHernande2, DavidH72, David37139, Hernande19 elan_einlhander (14:35:50): :O vencabot_teppoo (14:37:38): Ok, so there is no person called 'Vencabot,' but it's not available to ME. vencabot_teppoo (14:38:10): Why not? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:39:39): Oh, thank God... I've already joined this forum in the past, lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:41:02): I just joined the Dictionary.com forum... All words, all the time. vencabot_teppoo (14:41:13): It's insanely interesting, and I just made my first post... and I'm pretty proud. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:42:38): From: babydoll2005 Mar-19 8:17 pm To: ALL (1 of 4) 17128.1 I?fm looking for a word in English to mean ?ghungry-ing?h. Is there a better word/phrase to use than ?gmakes you hungry?h? Example: This workout is __________(hungry-ing)! I can eat a lot later. vencabot_teppoo (14:42:48): From: lonestarks Mar-19 9:15 pm To: babydoll2005 unread (2 of 4) 17128.2 in reply to 17128.1 One phrase is "to give (someone) an appetite": This workout is really giving me an appetite. Another "appetite" phrase is "to work up an appetite": I'm really working up an appetite with this workout (it might sound better if "workout" weren't in the same sentence, but it's OK). vencabot_teppoo (14:42:57): From: maramiami Mar-19 9:28 pm To: babydoll2005 unread (3 of 4) 17128.3 in reply to 17128.1 English needs a word for that -- but I don't think there is one, no single word that means "to make hungry" in the sense you need. We have "appetizing," in the sentence "the smells coming from the kitchen were appetizing." (They made us hungry or gave us an appetite. But this is the attractiveness of the food itself -- not the exhaustion of hard work.) Mara vencabot_teppoo (14:43:04): From: Ventibre 2:39 pm To: maramiami unread (4 of 4) 17128.4 in reply to 17128.3 The word you're looking for is 'hungering.' "That work-out was hungering." 'Hungering' meaning 'hunger inducing.' -Vencabot vencabot_teppoo (14:43:06): David wins. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:11): Uh-oh, it's ON NOW!! elan_einlhander (15:26:24): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:45): In all my life I've not heard "hungering" used to mean causing hunger. Not anywhere in the USA. (I don't care what the LWB says!) Hungering, to me, means yearning after something, craving it, a need for food or some other sustenance. Mara vencabot_teppoo (15:26:57): From: Ventibre 3:25 pm To: maramiami unread (10 of 10) 17128.10 in reply to 17128.9 Well, you tire after something tiring... You hunger after something hungering. -Vencabot vencabot_teppoo (15:27:43): David wins. Shut up, Mara Miami. elan_einlhander (15:27:47): I don't get it, wtf are you doing? vencabot_teppoo (15:27:54): Arguing about word usage, lol. elan_einlhander (15:28:06): Where at? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:14): Dictionary.com forum. elan_einlhander (15:28:23): ....forum? vencabot_teppoo (15:28:37): Yes... Did you not get my messages earlier? elan_einlhander (15:28:48): Apparently not vencabot_teppoo (15:28:54): I'll repost. vencabot_teppoo (15:29:17): Vencabot_Teppoo: I just joined the Dictionary.com forum... All words, all the time. Vencabot_Teppoo: It's insanely interesting, and I just made my first post... and I'm pretty proud. Lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: From: babydoll2005 Mar-19 8:17 pm To: ALL (1 of 4) 17128.1 I?fm looking for a word in English to mean ?ghungry-ing?h. Is there a better word/phrase to use than ?gmakes you hungry?h? Example: This workout is __________(hungry-ing)! I can eat a lot later. vencabot_teppoo (15:29:27): Vencabot_Teppoo: From: lonestarks Mar-19 9:15 pm To: babydoll2005 unread (2 of 4) 17128.2 in reply to 17128.1 One phrase is "to give (someone) an appetite": This workout is really giving me an appetite. Another "appetite" phrase is "to work up an appetite": I'm really working up an appetite with this workout (it might sound better if "workout" weren't in the same sentence, but it's OK). vencabot_teppoo (15:29:36): Vencabot_Teppoo: From: maramiami Mar-19 9:28 pm To: babydoll2005 unread (3 of 4) 17128.3 in reply to 17128.1 English needs a word for that -- but I don't think there is one, no single word that means "to make hungry" in the sense you need. We have "appetizing," in the sentence "the smells coming from the kitchen were appetizing." (They made us hungry or gave us an appetite. But this is the attractiveness of the food itself -- not the exhaustion of hard work.) Mara vencabot_teppoo (15:29:43): Vencabot_Teppoo: From: Ventibre 2:39 pm To: maramiami unread (4 of 4) 17128.4 in reply to 17128.3 The word you're looking for is 'hungering.' "That work-out was hungering." 'Hungering' meaning 'hunger inducing.' -Vencabot Vencabot_Teppoo: David wins. vencabot_teppoo (15:29:53): And now someone wants to fight with me about it. elan_einlhander (15:30:01): Oh I know about that elan_einlhander (15:30:09): I just didn't realize you were on a forum vencabot_teppoo (15:30:12): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (15:30:27): Mara can eat me, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:30:35): Hungering CAN be used that way, I swear. vencabot_teppoo (15:40:04): People take words pretty seriously on the Dictionary.com forum, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:40:13): So nerdy, and so awesome. elan_einlhander (15:40:15): Well cha. vencabot_teppoo (15:40:29): From: AgTigress 3:31 pm To: Ventibre (11 of 12) 17128.11 in reply to 17128.4 It is an interesting usage, and perfectly logical, but I should certainly not recognise it. If I saw the sentence, "all that physical exercise was really hungering", I should be totally baffled as to the meaning. I think it may fairly be described as a regional/dialect usage. elan_einlhander (15:40:34): I just accidentally put my computer into sleep mode, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:40:37): From: Ventibre 3:36 pm To: AgTigress unread (12 of 12) 17128.12 in reply to 17128.11 Maybe it ~is~ regional... I mean, if I were to read, 'reading a cook-book cover to cover can be hungering,' I wouldn't be at all baffled. I can't be making this up... As soon as I saw this topic, it came to mind as if there was no question at all! -Vencabot vencabot_teppoo (15:40:41): Oh, is that why you went off? Lol. elan_einlhander (15:41:19): Yeah elan_einlhander (15:41:37): I don't think excersise could be hungering elan_einlhander (15:41:44): It could make you hungry I guess vencabot_teppoo (15:42:19): I'm arguing that, if something makes you hungry, it's "hungrying." An adjective. vencabot_teppoo (15:42:25): I mean, hungering. Lol. elan_einlhander (15:42:38): I dunno, is hungering even defined that way? elan_einlhander (15:42:45): I figured it was more of a verb vencabot_teppoo (15:43:29): Not in the dictionary but nobody uses the dictionary on this forum, lol. I use it in the Old English way that I think it would be used. If you can HUNGER, then something that would make you hunger is HUNGERING. vencabot_teppoo (15:43:38): I tire of things that are tiring. vencabot_teppoo (15:43:48): I hunger from things that are hungering. elan_einlhander (15:44:02): Well if it's not in the dictionary, then you hardly have a defense, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:32): Well, like I said, people use all kinds of crazy books that are alternatives to the dictionary with more uses in them, and people with these other crazy books have already said that I'm right. elan_einlhander (15:44:59): Well, if you're on a DICTIONARY forum, all your arguments should really relate to the dictionary. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:03): But yeah, I don't have much defense. elan_einlhander (15:45:17): And in my humble opinion elan_einlhander (15:45:24): Ya'll need lives, yah damn nerds, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:35): Lol. For real. But this forum is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:42): These are the topic names: vencabot_teppoo (15:45:46): Hungrying vencabot_teppoo (15:45:48): so.....that vencabot_teppoo (15:45:52): "To" or "Towards" vencabot_teppoo (15:45:55): plural of Chinese elan_einlhander (15:45:59): Rofl. elan_einlhander (15:46:02): Such nerds. vencabot_teppoo (15:46:02): seldom or rare? vencabot_teppoo (15:46:05): You remind me of me vencabot_teppoo (15:46:09): Noise vs Sound vencabot_teppoo (15:46:14): across from me vencabot_teppoo (15:46:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:46:18): Just to name a few. elan_einlhander (15:46:24): I should join in, but.... elan_einlhander (15:46:28): *yawn* elan_einlhander (15:46:42): Family's been away all day, been pretty leet vencabot_teppoo (15:46:48): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:47:00): And I'm always done with KDL3 elan_einlhander (15:47:09): Got all the heart-stars, just gotta kill Dark Matter vencabot_teppoo (15:47:15): Sweet. elan_einlhander (15:47:25): The concept of "heart-stars" elan_einlhander (15:47:35): Well, we already did stars elan_einlhander (15:47:39): And heart's are kinda gay elan_einlhander (15:47:40): WAIT vencabot_teppoo (15:47:43): ROFL! elan_einlhander (15:47:52): What if we made a heart on one side, and star on the other? elan_einlhander (15:47:54): .... elan_einlhander (15:47:56): GENIUS! vencabot_teppoo (15:48:06): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:08): Liar, lol. "What is used more frequently by native English speakers: seldom or rarely?" vencabot_teppoo (15:49:10): Response: vencabot_teppoo (15:49:15): "Both are used frequently." vencabot_teppoo (15:49:23): David: "No... Rarely is used far more often." vencabot_teppoo (15:49:24): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:41): Who the Hell says 'seldom' except for us intellectuals? Lol. elan_einlhander (15:49:48): Well, I mean I do elan_einlhander (15:49:52): But that's about it. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:26): From: DiannaI 12:11 pm To: babydoll2005 unread (3 of 3) 17126.3 in reply to 17126.1 Actually, in every day speech, we'd probably say, "not often" rather than "seldom" or "rare". Pizza goes on special occasionally, but salmon doesn't go on special often. I've noticed that doctors here say, "A given condition is rare." This is their way of not directly contradicting another doctor, but stating they disagree with what the other doctor has said. "A diabetic sore on the head is rare." i.e. "Come on, this clown is out to lunch." vencabot_teppoo (15:50:26): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:37): "Come on, this clown is out to lunch." I'm gonna start saying that. elan_einlhander (15:51:14): Rofl, I like that vencabot_teppoo (15:53:13): I would hate to see a Dragon Ball Z forum, and yet I know they exist. elan_einlhander (15:53:24): Oh of course vencabot_teppoo (15:53:45): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:53:58): From: fireston4 Mar-18 5:59 pm To: ALL (1 of 11) 17115.1 Hi everyone, can you tell me when is the right time to use noise and sound. For example: 1. "Quit making that sound/noise!" 2. The box fell and it made a big sound/noise. Thank you vencabot_teppoo (15:54:13): From: terkarch Mar-18 6:14 pm To: fireston4 (2 of 11) 17115.2 in reply to 17115.1 I would use noise in each of your examples. Noise is the word for unwanted or unpleasant sound. Sound is neutral; it can be pleasant or unpleasant. Terry vencabot_teppoo (15:54:27): From: talpianna (A163GLPX42BV) Mar-18 7:12 pm To: terkarch (3 of 11) 17115.3 in reply to 17115.2 "Quit making that sound!" can be addressed to a small child repeatedly making one particularly annoying noise. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:36): From: AgTigress Mar-19 5:00 am To: terkarch (4 of 11) 17115.4 in reply to 17115.2 And just to add a semi-relevant point: "Quit making that noise!" is American. In BE, it would be "Stop making that noise!" vencabot_teppoo (15:54:42): Go AgTigress, lol. elan_einlhander (15:54:56): Wtf. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:59): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (15:55:06): From: maramiami Mar-19 4:29 pm To: Papa (PapaBishop) (6 of 11) 17115.6 in reply to 17115.5 I occasionally prefer the simplicity of "shaddup." elan_einlhander (15:55:16): Rofl!. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:06): They have here, quoted, the first person ever who said "Shut up." vencabot_teppoo (15:56:14): Leave it to dictionary nerds. elan_einlhander (15:56:18): Seriously/ vencabot_teppoo (15:56:22): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (15:56:38): Ring Lardner. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:43): The man who said "Shut up," lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:51): Leave it to a guy named 'Ring.' vencabot_teppoo (15:57:45): Wait... this many nerds... I can FINALLY ASK THE GREATEST QUESTION OF ALL! elan_einlhander (15:57:55): Which is? vencabot_teppoo (15:59:14): Bwahahaha. The post is made. elan_einlhander (15:59:25): What's the question? vencabot_teppoo (15:59:39): From: Ventibre 3:59 pm To: ALL (1 of 1) 17137.1 Why do we type things up more often then we type things down? Why do we write facts down but write people up? Why do we break some things up and break some things down? -Vencabot elan_einlhander (16:00:04): ....................... elan_einlhander (16:00:11): We need to get you a girlfriend. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:16): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:52): Lol. 23 replies to "usage of 'like'" elan_einlhander (16:03:01): Wow vencabot_teppoo (16:03:32): From: Krishan2503 Mar-18 3:27 pm To: ALL (1 of 11) 17112.1 Hi everybody, how are you doing? I hope everybody is well! I've got a small problem - I have to interview American tap-dancers tomorrow and I am absolutely lacking the necessary words in English, even worse, as I'm not really into dancing, I don't even know, which words I might find useful. I'm sitting here with my dictionary but can't really think of a world-field that might help me. Can you help? What words come to your mind when you think of dancing? Thanks a lot, Krishan vencabot_teppoo (16:03:42): From: daverd70461 Mar-18 3:57 pm To: Krishan2503 (2 of 11) 17112.2 in reply to 17112.1 First thoughts about tap dancing. 1.Gregory Hines - famous American tap dancer recently died 2.Savion Glover - young tap dancer, Broadway shows and touring 3.the taps themselves- metal pieces attached to heel and toe of shoes 4.soft shoe - tap dancing without the metal pieces, often on a wood floor with sand 5.Does your computer have an encyclopedia? enter 'tap dancing' 6.If all else fails, ask "Could you show me some steps?' Tap dancing is much more easily understood by demonstration than by talking about it.There are numerous named 'steps' (actually a sequence of multiple foot movements) and tap dancers are almost always born teachers. Good Luck vencabot_teppoo (16:03:45): Nerds are awesome. elan_einlhander (16:04:22): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:04:44): ROFL!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:04:51): From: Savvy (savvy_1) Mar-19 12:42 am To: Krishan2503 (8 of 11) 17112.8 in reply to 17112.1 I hope I am not too late. Just some thoughts: You might wish to ask them how much modern choreography styles have influenced tap in the last decade. The prevalence of hip hop on the modern dance scene is infiltrating other musical styles as well as creeping into current cultural references and media. Additionally, you might ask about how much tap has spread to other areas of the world since its inception. Here is a good website also: vencabot_teppoo (16:05:05): Damn that rap music! elan_einlhander (16:05:18): Rofl! vencabot_teppoo (16:08:26): Lol. Some old woman on this forum lives in the same town that Lacy does. elan_einlhander (16:08:36): :O vencabot_teppoo (16:24:30): From: systemlord2000 (Lmpoar) Mar-16 5:38 pm To: GrammerGirl (2 of 55) 17087.2 in reply to 17087.1 Whoever told you that "stuff" is not an "appropriate" word, tell them to go and buy and buy a bus ticket home, because their village is missing an idiot. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:36): Conclusion... Nerds are harsh. elan_einlhander (16:24:48): Very harsh. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:53): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:26:00): And with that I BANISH THEE DARK MATTER! elan_einlhander (16:26:12): FEEL MY STINGY HEART-FILLED WRATH! vencabot_teppoo (16:26:30): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:09): ROFL!!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:27:12): NERDS ARE AWESOME!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:27:43): From: talpianna (A163GLPX42BV) Mar-16 6:27 pm To: maramiami (6 of 55) 17087.6 in reply to 17087.4 What if I said, "Stuff it, Mara!"? would that be an acceptable use? :>} vencabot_teppoo (16:27:51): From: maramiami Mar-16 6:33 pm To: talpianna (A163GLPX42BV) (7 of 55) 17087.7 in reply to 17087.6 Only if you gave me a twenty-pound turkey and a loaf of day-old bread. elan_einlhander (16:27:56): Shizzam. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:42): Rofl. John, in response to a car commercial: vencabot_teppoo (16:49:53): "Only 274 HP? Man, I could kill that thing in one hit." vencabot_teppoo (16:49:54): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:50:05): Wow vencabot_teppoo (19:06:49): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:07:03): "(That lucky kid, how I hate him)- HEY SHOBU!" elan_einlhander (19:07:14): Lol!!!! I laughed at that right now vencabot_teppoo (19:07:58): This show teaches you how to play... Unlike Yugi-Oh!. elan_einlhander (19:08:09): Yeah, lol. elan_einlhander (19:08:14): I saw these cards at work elan_einlhander (19:08:17): It's already a fadf elan_einlhander (19:08:18): fad* vencabot_teppoo (19:08:25): ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! vencabot_teppoo (19:08:36): ROFL!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:08:39): I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:09:44): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (19:09:45): ~loves this show~ elan_einlhander (19:09:50): Why? Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:10:03): It's hilarious! vencabot_teppoo (19:12:22): "Meh heh heh!" vencabot_teppoo (19:12:23): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:13:14): What a dork, lol vencabot_teppoo (19:13:25): Such an evil, evil dork. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:39): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:13:53): Poor Knight. vencabot_teppoo (19:14:49): Dude, I really like that show. I don't even know why. elan_einlhander (19:15:18): Right dude. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:02): Campbell's soup is actually pretty good. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:06): ~shuts the Heck up~ vencabot_teppoo (19:17:10): ~because he's talking nonsense~ elan_einlhander (19:17:14): Well, it is elan_einlhander (19:17:20): In comparison to other soups. vencabot_teppoo (19:17:43): I'm half asleep. I'm sure it's happened to you before. My brain is working differently than normal. elan_einlhander (19:17:52): Lol vencabot_teppoo (19:18:16): Rofl. John: "Well, that'd be a good show..." vencabot_teppoo (19:18:19): "...to miss." elan_einlhander (19:18:28): *rim shot* vencabot_teppoo (19:18:33): ROFLZ!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:18:50): ROFL!!!!!! elan_einlhander (19:19:25): She's sooooooo cute elan_einlhander (19:20:43): Some traveller vencabot_teppoo (19:21:24): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:21:25): LOL! vencabot_teppoo (19:21:44): ROFL!! elan_einlhander (19:22:02): I have no idea what's going on yet I'm somehow intrigued. elan_einlhander (19:22:27): Absolutely elan_einlhander (19:22:28): No elan_einlhander (19:22:29): Idea vencabot_teppoo (19:22:59): Terrodactal, with missiles. elan_einlhander (19:23:14): Way to NOT spell pterodactyl vencabot_teppoo (19:23:40): Terro vencabot_teppoo (19:23:41): Dactal. vencabot_teppoo (19:23:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:23:45): No, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:19): Aw mayne. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:22): I didn't want it to end. elan_einlhander (19:24:25): Lol elan_einlhander (19:24:33): I wish real life were based on card games. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:41): Groupies, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:52): That's what Shobu has that Yugi doesn't. vencabot_teppoo (19:24:55): Two, fine groupies. elan_einlhander (19:25:04): Actually elan_einlhander (19:25:08): Yugi has Tea and Mai elan_einlhander (19:25:11): And Mai is fine elan_einlhander (19:25:14): And Tea is getting there vencabot_teppoo (19:25:27): Never heard of Mai. elan_einlhander (19:25:29): jodgoijfiajsf elan_einlhander (19:25:31): YES YOU HAVE elan_einlhander (19:25:48): Mai, on YugiOh, the girl with the blonde hair, an obvious whore? vencabot_teppoo (19:26:00): Since when did she become a groupie? elan_einlhander (19:26:12): Since like the third season vencabot_teppoo (19:26:32): Crazy. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:03): That girl for the American Singles.com commercial on MSN messenger is really cute. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:10): And that's all I have to say about that. elan_einlhander (19:28:18): And I will agree vencabot_teppoo (19:28:24): She looks Irish or something. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:37): And Frodo is ugly as Heck. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:38): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:28:43): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:55): ~David's impression~ vencabot_teppoo (19:29:16): (;-D} DUuUUuH elan_einlhander (19:29:22): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:29:26): That never gets old elan_einlhander (19:29:42): Oh damn, it's on now vencabot_teppoo (19:29:44): Get a new theme song, for crying out loud. vencabot_teppoo (19:29:45): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:29:47): (;-D} DUuUUuH elan_einlhander (19:29:49): ROFL elan_einlhander (19:30:01): When you do that, I get the sound in my head. elan_einlhander (19:30:06): DUuUuUUuH vencabot_teppoo (19:30:10): (;-D} DUuUUuH hahAHahAHahA Guess what I'm going to do after Lord of the Rings? vencabot_teppoo (19:30:20): (;-D} DUuUUuH hahAHahAHahA I dUDn Nkwow! vencabot_teppoo (19:30:35): (;-D} HaHAhaHAhahAHhaHAhahA vencabot_teppoo (19:31:12): Transformers is a good idea for a toy. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:15): Bad idea for a show. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:17): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:33:53): WHAT?! elan_einlhander (19:33:53): GUH? elan_einlhander (19:33:58): DAVID elan_einlhander (19:33:59): WHAT? elan_einlhander (19:34:15): WHO DOES THE ONE CALLD KICKER GLOW? vencabot_teppoo (19:34:46): Rad? vencabot_teppoo (19:34:48): Sweet. vencabot_teppoo (19:35:05): "No, not sweet... Rad." vencabot_teppoo (19:35:14): Maybe Carlos is in this show, too... or maybe he's already in prison. elan_einlhander (19:35:21): Prison elan_einlhander (19:36:50): What a fag-bot vencabot_teppoo (19:37:03): Rofl. elan_einlhander (19:37:06): I reitterate. elan_einlhander (19:37:11): What a fag-bot vencabot_teppoo (19:37:19): CARLOS!!! vencabot_teppoo (19:37:22): YES!!!! elan_einlhander (19:37:31): Op, guess he busted out of jail. vencabot_teppoo (19:38:25): Wolverine, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:31): They really should have had Jim Carey play the cat in the hat. vencabot_teppoo (19:41:44): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:41:45): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:41:47): ... vencabot_teppoo (19:41:59): ...So they can... entertain they're enemies while they destroy them? vencabot_teppoo (19:42:09): Hypnotize them with TV and then make quick work of them, lol. vencabot_teppoo (19:44:30): I'm down with Kicker. 3-24-04 vencabot_teppoo (12:17:22): ~_~ elan_einlhander (12:17:27): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (12:17:31): What?! elan_einlhander (12:17:38): *whap* vencabot_teppoo (12:17:41): Where were you? elan_einlhander (12:18:00): *yawn* vencabot_teppoo (12:18:01): Sullivan won't be back until Spring Break is over. elan_einlhander (12:18:10): Well that sucks. elan_einlhander (12:18:15): Good thing I foresaw it. elan_einlhander (12:18:17): And welcome home. vencabot_teppoo (12:18:23): What do you mean, foresaw it? elan_einlhander (12:18:32): *taps forehead* elan_einlhander (12:18:35): All in here baby. vencabot_teppoo (12:18:41): ~Today~ was her last day. vencabot_teppoo (12:18:49): If you... Ah, never mind. elan_einlhander (12:18:55): Lol, welcome home. elan_einlhander (12:20:09): How did it all go? vencabot_teppoo (12:20:25): She had to leave early, so I just asked about my absences and Economics class. elan_einlhander (12:20:37): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (12:20:45): She and the other counselors were all going to lunch. elan_einlhander (12:20:51): .... elan_einlhander (12:20:52): Ooooookay vencabot_teppoo (16:26:17): Whenever something goes screaching across a room and latches onto someone's neck, and the guy flails around trying to get it off, I just have to laugh, because what is that thing?! vencabot_teppoo (16:26:21): -Jack Handy elan_einlhander (16:29:39): *blinks* elan_einlhander (16:29:58): Girls suck so bad elan_einlhander (16:30:28): Lynn logs on elan_einlhander (16:30:33): And starts babbling at me elan_einlhander (16:30:38): Like how are you, I'm fine elan_einlhander (16:30:44): Then she goes off about insurance elan_einlhander (16:30:52): And goes I can see your busy, bye vencabot_teppoo (16:30:52): ...What? Lol. elan_einlhander (16:30:54): ANd takes off elan_einlhander (16:30:57): Wtf vencabot_teppoo (16:31:00): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:31:14): Maybe it's that time of the month, and she's just freaking out. elan_einlhander (16:31:24): It's always her time of the month vencabot_teppoo (16:31:38): Cute girls on MTV, fighting over a guy that they can ALL do much better than, lol. elan_einlhander (16:31:46): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:32:03): I'm down with that dude, though. He's a G. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:32:13): *tunes in* vencabot_teppoo (16:39:56): STINKY HAT! vencabot_teppoo (16:39:57): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:44:33): This show is weird elan_einlhander (16:44:38): I'm confused as to the point. elan_einlhander (16:48:19): Wait so elan_einlhander (16:48:22): This show is elan_einlhander (16:48:27): The idea of the show is elan_einlhander (16:48:33): Going through other people's rooms? vencabot_teppoo (16:48:55): The guy goes out with the girl whose room he likes the most. elan_einlhander (16:49:04): ............... vencabot_teppoo (16:49:06): Most often, however, its vice-versa, where girls raid guys' rooms. elan_einlhander (16:49:10): And who watches this stuff? vencabot_teppoo (16:49:26): My dad, and myself on more than one occassion, for some wild reason. elan_einlhander (16:49:36): David, WHY elan_einlhander (16:49:37): NO elan_einlhander (16:49:39): BAD vencabot_teppoo (16:49:39): Because really, it's a stupid show, but I've seen QUITE a few episodes. elan_einlhander (16:49:46): Lol, mind pooooooooiiiiiiiison elan_einlhander (16:50:25): Dude, work is awesome elan_einlhander (16:50:32): Yesterday, I ended up working so hard outside elan_einlhander (16:50:38): My arms were on fire elan_einlhander (16:50:51): I used up all of my strength, it was awesome vencabot_teppoo (16:51:02): For real. And the weather was 1337. elan_einlhander (16:51:19): I grew muscles overnight, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:40): Doug woke up and was like, "...What the?" Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:00): Exactly elan_einlhander (16:52:07): I've been flexing all day, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:24): You should come over and lift at my house, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:43): It's ok, my dad doesn't own a gun. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:44): Just a knife. elan_einlhander (16:52:45): Dude, I've always said that vencabot_teppoo (16:52:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:59): But YOU are like wha, my dad hates white kids. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:19): He does, too. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:16): METAL GEAR SOLID CAME OUT IN 1998?! elan_einlhander (16:59:01): Yes? vencabot_teppoo (16:59:04): Crazy. elan_einlhander (16:59:15): Uh, sure elan_einlhander (16:59:53): These muscles are insane. elan_einlhander (16:59:59): And of course elan_einlhander (17:00:06): I sit next to a mirror when I'm on the computer vencabot_teppoo (17:00:09): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:21): John is so good at Metal Gear Solid, lol. elan_einlhander (17:09:09): :O vencabot_teppoo (17:09:15): :O elan_einlhander (17:09:28): O: vencabot_teppoo (17:09:47): :0 elan_einlhander (17:09:54): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:10:09): :| vencabot_teppoo (17:10:10): :O vencabot_teppoo (17:10:11): :| vencabot_teppoo (17:10:16): :O vencabot_teppoo (17:10:17): :| elan_einlhander (17:10:20): O_O vencabot_teppoo (17:10:21): *Megaman* elan_einlhander (17:10:23): O_O;; elan_einlhander (17:10:25): Lol elan_einlhander (17:26:54): *foams at the mouth* vencabot_teppoo (17:27:02): ?! vencabot_teppoo (17:27:03): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:27:42): Oh, my bad elan_einlhander (17:27:44): *sucks it up* vencabot_teppoo (17:28:02): Lol. What's up? elan_einlhander (17:28:27): David, I don't ever wanna go back to school. elan_einlhander (17:28:30): Do you realize elan_einlhander (17:28:38): The magnitude of TIME I have when I DON'T go? vencabot_teppoo (17:28:44): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:29:22): *sigh* vencabot_teppoo (17:48:36): John, on Metal Gear Solid: "Why are all of their faces blurred out?" vencabot_teppoo (17:48:42): David: "...to protect the innocent?" elan_einlhander (17:50:25): Get hype Poo vencabot_teppoo (17:54:23): John, on Metal Gear Solid: "They're all like MegaMan bosses... All named after animals and stuff." elan_einlhander (17:54:35): Hit him 3-26-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:04:16): New quote: "It's not JUST a party... It's a Mexican Fiesta!!!" elan_einlhander (15:04:23): The best kind vencabot_teppoo (15:05:28): You know, it's no surprise that Mexicans invented the pinata. vencabot_teppoo (15:05:48): You beat it with a stick and when it's broken, you take everything it has. elan_einlhander (15:05:58): Lol elan_einlhander (15:12:15): oscarthegrouch108 (16:00:25): i can't win with you can i? elan_einlhander (16:00:37): What are you talking about? oscarthegrouch108 (16:01:08): i can't win, you either shoot down all my arguments or get pissed that i don't debate with you elan_einlhander (16:01:34): I shoot down your arguments when you don't support them, so why not support them? oscarthegrouch108 (16:01:56): i try but you don't see it, so why should i try? elan_einlhander (16:02:27): Because you said yourself that you don't know why you do the things you do. oscarthegrouch108 (16:03:41): didn't i fucking say that it's a bad habit? it's like biting your nails you don't know you're doing it until you've got nothing but nubs left. i don't know what i've gotten myself into until i'm knee deep in shit elan_einlhander (15:12:23): oscarthegrouch108 (16:03:49): get it? elan_einlhander (16:04:32): Yeah I know it's a bad habit, but it doesn't make it right elan_einlhander (16:04:36): Difference between is elan_einlhander (16:04:52): You lose your temper and just start spouting offensive language and tearing someone's head off. elan_einlhander (16:04:58): I stay calm. oscarthegrouch108 (16:05:19): so how do you suppose i change this behavior Mr. Perfect elan_einlhander (15:12:31): elan_einlhander (16:05:32): A few simple steps elan_einlhander (16:05:36): First: elan_einlhander (16:05:51): Realize the destructive manner of the behavior elan_einlhander (16:05:53): Second: elan_einlhander (16:06:03): Determine WHY it is destructive. elan_einlhander (16:06:07): Third: elan_einlhander (16:06:25): Realize how the alternative would affect your decision making elan_einlhander (16:06:27): And fourth: elan_einlhander (16:06:33): Changing the behavior. elan_einlhander (15:12:44): oscarthegrouch108 (16:07:11): i can and in most cases have already done most of that, i just can't change the bahavior elan_einlhander (16:07:21): And why not? oscarthegrouch108 (16:07:47): too deeply ingrained, and it's easier said than done elan_einlhander (16:08:03): No, because that would be quitting, or giving up. elan_einlhander (16:08:08): ANd I'm not gonna let you give up. oscarthegrouch108 (16:08:13): which i'm good at elan_einlhander (16:08:27): But the thing is. elan_einlhander (16:08:44): If you're not willing to work at these faults, then I'm clearly wasting my time trying to help you. oscarthegrouch108 (16:10:15): this is part of me, when i'm cornered i either give up or fight. i only fight if i can win without hurting anyone, anyother time i give up. the system works elan_einlhander (15:13:07): oscarthegrouch108 (16:10:29): did you ever stop to think that maybe we're different? elan_einlhander (16:10:49): Giving up is never the right optin. elan_einlhander (16:10:53): option* oscarthegrouch108 (16:11:01): i'm sick of fighting elan_einlhander (16:11:10): It doesn't matter if we're different, deep down everyone wants to be happy. oscarthegrouch108 (16:11:27): i have only one person that i don't fight with at all and it makes me sick oscarthegrouch108 (16:11:38): maybe backing down does make me happy elan_einlhander (15:13:18): elan_einlhander (16:12:02): No it doesn't, not really, because it means you gave up fighting for something you felt was right. elan_einlhander (16:12:12): What you're saying is, it's okay for people to walk all over you. oscarthegrouch108 (16:12:22): half the time, i'm fighting over petty shit oscarthegrouch108 (16:12:32): that doesn't even matter to me elan_einlhander (16:12:46): Then you don't need to fight for it if it doesn't matter to you. elan_einlhander (16:12:54): But we're talking about things that do. oscarthegrouch108 (16:13:11): GOD DAMN IT THAT'S WHEN I BACK DOWN!!!!! elan_einlhander (15:13:49): oscarthegrouch108 (16:13:21): am i speaking a diff language? elan_einlhander (16:13:35): Ah but you never said you back down of fights you felt didn't pertain to you. elan_einlhander (16:13:43): You said you back down when it could hurt someone. oscarthegrouch108 (16:14:19): just nevermind, i never should have started this conversation oscarthegrouch108 (16:14:28): i gotta go elan_einlhander (16:14:32): Stop that, let's talk like mature people. oscarthegrouch108 (16:14:36): thatnks for making me feel like shit elan_einlhander (16:15:13): Fine, you've chosen your path, and clearly don't want me as a part of it. elan_einlhander (16:15:30): I'm sick of bending to your will and listening to things you say that I think are wrong. e elan_einlhander (15:13:56): elan_einlhander (16:15:44): Talk to me when you feel like having a mature discussion and won't storm off. elan_einlhander (16:15:53): Good day. vencabot_teppoo (15:16:06): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:16:20): Our convo yesterday. elan_einlhander (15:16:23): Gosh I LOVE her vencabot_teppoo (15:16:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:16:32): Does Lynette really talk like that, or just online? elan_einlhander (15:16:41): No she really talks like that vencabot_teppoo (15:17:14): Crazy. elan_einlhander (15:17:31): I'm not being unreasoble right? vencabot_teppoo (15:18:01): Well, to her you are. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:15): I mean, to everybody in the world. We really do ask 'too' much. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:24): Both of us. Of everyone. So of course she's gonna get pissed at you. vencabot_teppoo (15:18:49): Especially since she seems like a loose cannon to begin with, lol. elan_einlhander (15:19:02): Lol, she is elan_einlhander (15:19:04): Such a loose temper vencabot_teppoo (15:19:27): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:21:11): The world is dark elan_einlhander (15:21:20): In MM, there are two new moons, and it's night time elan_einlhander (15:21:27): So the world is dark and the newbies can't see. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:31): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:21:32): Lunabell was scared, lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:21:35): Poor newbies. elan_einlhander (15:21:36): I came to rescue her vencabot_teppoo (15:30:13): Rofl, me and John watching PBS: vencabot_teppoo (15:30:28): John: "Did he say that crazy show "Boohbah" is on, next?" vencabot_teppoo (15:30:40): David: "I think he said it was Zooboomafoo." vencabot_teppoo (15:30:50): John: "Oh, I'm cool with Zooboomafoo." elan_einlhander (15:31:18): Zoo elan_einlhander (15:31:19): Boo elan_einlhander (15:31:20): Ma elan_einlhander (15:31:20): Foo elan_einlhander (15:39:10): My room was ransacked. elan_einlhander (15:39:22): I am so pissed, I'm tired of being fucked over, if you'll excuse the term. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:01): It won't be so hard for our children's children to deal with their parents. elan_einlhander (15:45:28): Not while I'm around it won't be. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:28): We come from a crappy generation. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:32): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:44): This'll be the last generation, because we'll do something about it. elan_einlhander (15:45:56): As God as my witness. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:59): Your mom is being a crappy mom. End of story. elan_einlhander (15:46:13): She is, I'm sick of trying to cover it up. elan_einlhander (15:46:17): I'm sick of defending her. elan_einlhander (15:46:26): She's a BAD mom, she's a bad PERSON. elan_einlhander (15:46:40): She's neglegent, rude, illogical, childish... elan_einlhander (15:46:50): Treats her kids like dirt. elan_einlhander (15:46:54): No, not ever again. vencabot_teppoo (15:47:47): It's too late for people like us. Basically, what you can do now is move out. That's about it. Get out of the house. You don't even have enough money to do that NOW, but that's basically what your next goal should be. elan_einlhander (15:48:01): And it is. elan_einlhander (15:48:17): I decided, that if things go well with my grandma, I'll try and make it permanent until I find my own place. vencabot_teppoo (15:48:31): When are you going to live with your grandma? elan_einlhander (15:48:41): Springtime, pretty soon actually. elan_einlhander (15:48:57): She can't drive at night, so she wanted to wait till it got brighter out early in the morning so she can drive me to school. elan_einlhander (15:49:17): And it's doing that now, so we'll pry do it soon. elan_einlhander (15:49:39): I don't wanna be here anymore, I'm not happy. elan_einlhander (15:49:47): She wonder's why I'm on this computer all the time. elan_einlhander (15:51:49): Oh and get this elan_einlhander (15:51:59): Apparnetly, she has bought a new, big-screen TV vencabot_teppoo (15:52:13): ~_~ elan_einlhander (15:52:15): Now, our furnace broke, and the dryer, and our house is in SHAMBLES. elan_einlhander (15:52:20): And she buys a TV elan_einlhander (15:52:24): Not even groceries. elan_einlhander (15:52:26): A TV elan_einlhander (15:52:43): We never have enough god damn food. elan_einlhander (15:52:58): I mean, I can eat at work and stuff, but it's not fair to Dan and Dave. vencabot_teppoo (15:53:18): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:53:39): Even if Dan's a freakin' pansy jack-ass, he still needs to be fed right. elan_einlhander (15:53:54): Since he's gone vegetarian, he's not getting the nutrients he needs. elan_einlhander (15:54:00): And she won't even try to sustain him. elan_einlhander (15:54:24): Just makes dishes that NORMALLY have meat, and just makes him a smaller portion of it without the meat. elan_einlhander (15:54:35): Like, Hamburger helper, without the hamburger vencabot_teppoo (15:54:53): ~_~ elan_einlhander (15:54:58): *sigh* elan_einlhander (15:55:05): I would run away from home if not for one thing. elan_einlhander (15:55:13): My stupid, stupid, STUPID medicines. vencabot_teppoo (15:55:48): Well, if my mom was your mom, then I'd run away... I've contemplated running away MANY times, just for the freedom of it all, except that ~I~ don't want to worry my parents. elan_einlhander (15:56:12): Well, my mom isn't worth worrying about, so all that holds me back is my medications. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:51): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (15:57:29): I want outta here, and I want outta school. elan_einlhander (15:57:31): I demand to be free. elan_einlhander (15:59:54): I am from now on denying doing my mom any favours or the like, she has rejected all respect she could ever deserve. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:32): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (16:00:40): FREEDOM RAP?! vencabot_teppoo (16:00:46): ~watching PBS~ elan_einlhander (16:00:46): LLDSL elan_einlhander (16:01:13): Oh my vencabot_teppoo (16:01:34): Never seen this show... but it looks sweet. elan_einlhander (16:01:41): What channel? vencabot_teppoo (16:01:54): OBS... channel 18. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:57): PBS, that is. elan_einlhander (16:02:08): Oh, this elan_einlhander (16:03:57): Get hype Ben vencabot_teppoo (16:04:10): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:04:29): He has such enthusiasm elan_einlhander (16:07:57): I have Girl Scout Cookies. elan_einlhander (16:08:06): I apparently ordered them a while ago from a woman at work. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:34): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:08:45): Much tasty. elan_einlhander (16:08:59): Girl Scouts got it goin' ooooon vencabot_teppoo (16:11:28): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:14:57): SHOES?!?!? elan_einlhander (16:15:01): Crazy Britts. vencabot_teppoo (16:25:48): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:25:51): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:25:56): That's one loud guitar/ elan_einlhander (16:26:13): That French kid is pissing me off. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:58): Leather and lace, let's get goin' vencabot_teppoo (16:28:02): Everybody here say vencabot_teppoo (16:28:03): SONIC!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:28:08): That's what that song reminds me of, lol. elan_einlhander (16:30:47): What's with all these crazy theme songs? vencabot_teppoo (16:30:56): ~shrugs~ elan_einlhander (16:32:02): Stupid little, whatever that thing is. elan_einlhander (16:33:54): Wtf vencabot_teppoo (16:38:35): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:42:02): Well that bites elan_einlhander (16:42:33): COUNT elan_einlhander (16:43:16): No cuz you took two minutes babbling vencabot_teppoo (16:47:15): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:21): Cell phone trouble. elan_einlhander (16:47:41): Uh ohhh vencabot_teppoo (16:47:45): Soufles confuse me. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:53): How are they so sensitive? elan_einlhander (16:48:06): beats me yo vencabot_teppoo (16:54:12): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:01:17): Arthur's a pimp. elan_einlhander (17:01:20): Whatever he is. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:21): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:02:08): And garbage. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:36): How do Arthur's glasses stay on? elan_einlhander (17:02:41): Uh elan_einlhander (17:02:42): Glue? vencabot_teppoo (17:09:51): rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:14:25): Awwww. vencabot_teppoo (17:16:26): Harsh. vencabot_teppoo (17:19:12): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (17:38:18): If I were an adult and saw that Pokemon fight just then, I would have decided that Pokemon were too stupid to have ANYTHING to do with my kids. elan_einlhander (17:38:33): Lol vencabot_teppoo (17:39:14): "That dinosaur just shot a laser out of the BUD on it's back." vencabot_teppoo (17:39:20): "David Jr., cover your eyes." vencabot_teppoo (17:39:21): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:31): Well, I'm gonna go work out, that is, unless you need me for anything. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:59): Awww... Mew is cool. elan_einlhander (17:55:02): Not that I can think of. vencabot_teppoo (17:55:21): Alright then. I'll be around most of the day tomorrow, prolly. Peace be shmizzle, bojizzle. elan_einlhander (17:55:29): See yah. vencabot_teppoo (22:21:47): Just came on to say good night, but I guess you're not around! Hope you're already in bed! Peace, homie! 3-27-04 elan_einlhander (8:14:07): *SHANK* vencabot_teppoo (8:14:17): ...Shank? elan_einlhander (8:14:30): Same thing as stab elan_einlhander (8:14:34): Just slang vencabot_teppoo (8:15:35): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:15:36): Ok. elan_einlhander (8:15:47): Anyway, how be ye? vencabot_teppoo (8:15:57): Pretty ok. elan_einlhander (8:16:05): That is good. elan_einlhander (8:16:10): I got to bed at ten, I feel great vencabot_teppoo (8:16:25): Sweet. elan_einlhander (8:16:46): Indeed, and if Thomas gets up, I might get a ride to work, which would be leet. vencabot_teppoo (8:17:34): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (8:20:58): My healthy breakfast of chips and beans. vencabot_teppoo (8:21:06): Lol. elan_einlhander (8:21:17): What are you up to? vencabot_teppoo (8:21:30): Nothin' much. About to go get hygenic for the morning. elan_einlhander (8:21:40): ~nod~ vencabot_teppoo (9:18:55): Doug, the time is NOW. vencabot_teppoo (9:19:02): The time for face-washing is OVER, Doug! vencabot_teppoo (9:19:05): The time for breakfast vencabot_teppoo (9:19:05): is vencabot_teppoo (9:19:06): NOW!!!! elan_einlhander (9:19:24): Mmm vencabot_teppoo (9:19:48): I'm gonna have a few bowls of cereal and then peanut-butter n' toast. vencabot_teppoo (9:19:51): ~sticks his tongue out~ vencabot_teppoo (9:19:52): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:19:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:40:01): Go to work, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (9:40:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:40:16): "But, it's not time ye-" "Go. To. WORK, Doug." elan_einlhander (9:40:18): Kinda early.. vencabot_teppoo (9:40:55): Mmm... Peanut butter and toast time. I think I'm gonna jog to Subway and back today, for lunch. How insanely 1337. Lol. elan_einlhander (9:41:08): Heh vencabot_teppoo (9:41:12): ~wishes today could be tomorrow~ vencabot_teppoo (9:41:37): Aw mayne... Thunderstorms and wind tomorrow. vencabot_teppoo (9:42:26): And temperatures are slowly dropping again. How is that? Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:44:38): Another product for windshield rain preparation is a glass treatment, such as Rain-X. Rain-X and similar products are easy to apply and make the rain run off the glass like water off a duck's back. vencabot_teppoo (9:44:48): Since, you know, water sticks to glass so often. vencabot_teppoo (9:44:55): In big, sticky, rain-glops. Lol. elan_einlhander (9:45:01): ROFL elan_einlhander (9:45:03): Oh yeah vencabot_teppoo (9:45:15): Rofl, next sentence: vencabot_teppoo (9:45:25): They also make the glass easier to clean because bugs and dirt don't stick as well to the glass. vencabot_teppoo (9:45:39): Yeah, that stuff IS cheap to buy. It's called PAM. vencabot_teppoo (9:45:40): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:45:47): Lol vencabot_teppoo (9:47:23): Ok, that article was called "Driving Tips for Rainy Spring Weather," but all it was, was a bunch of ads for car accesseries. vencabot_teppoo (9:47:33): It didn't say ANYTHING about actually driving, lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:49:06): On the side of the peanut-butter jar: vencabot_teppoo (9:49:11): "CONTAINS: PEANUTS" vencabot_teppoo (9:49:13): :O elan_einlhander (9:50:01): OMG elan_einlhander (9:50:04): PEANUTS??!?!? vencabot_teppoo (9:50:45): Like someone is going to get peanut butter, put it on their sandwich, and then almost die from an allergic reaction and sue Krogers for not saying that peanuts were in it. vencabot_teppoo (9:52:07): ~looking for an excuse to eat peanut-butter~ There has to be SOMETHING healthy about peanuts... elan_einlhander (9:52:59): I'm pretty sure they have protien vencabot_teppoo (9:53:26): 8 grams per serving of peanut-butter, lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:53:46): I just can't justify the 190 calories per serving, or the 130 mgs of sodium, lol. elan_einlhander (9:53:53): What's our suggested daily intake of protien? vencabot_teppoo (9:54:38): 50 grams. elan_einlhander (9:54:56): Well there's your reason for eating it, lol. elan_einlhander (9:55:10): Just gotta work out those calories. vencabot_teppoo (9:55:17): So not so bad, lol. But I am gonna get Subway later. Plus, I guess ya need a lot of sodium per day. elan_einlhander (9:55:17): Which a jog could easily do. elan_einlhander (9:55:27): Mmm, Subway elan_einlhander (9:55:32): That'd be sexy. vencabot_teppoo (9:55:56): Man, this site is 1337. Lol. It'll help me in my quest to watch my diet. vencabot_teppoo (9:56:03): http://www.testosteronemag.com/rdi_page.html elan_einlhander (9:56:37): Dude elan_einlhander (9:56:42): WHen were you gonna go to Subway? vencabot_teppoo (9:56:56): Noon-ish. Maybe 1-ish. vencabot_teppoo (9:56:58): Why? elan_einlhander (9:57:15): Well, Subway is on the way to work elan_einlhander (9:57:39): But you're pry going to one by dad's. vencabot_teppoo (9:58:04): Yeah, that was the idea. Lol. It'd be one Heck of a jog to jog down to that one on Cedar. When do you have to go to work? elan_einlhander (9:58:34): Gotta be there by like 11:30 vencabot_teppoo (9:59:23): Ah. Well, I wasn't planning on eating in anyway. Was gonna get food for the whole fam and then run back. We could do it tomorrow, though, if it isn't raining. Lol. elan_einlhander (10:00:19): I work a lot earlier tomorrow though. elan_einlhander (10:00:28): So if you wanna, you'll have to be ready to leave super early. vencabot_teppoo (10:00:40): How early are we talkin', here? elan_einlhander (10:00:54): Well, I'm due into work by ten I believe. elan_einlhander (10:01:05): So I'd have to be at Subway by like nine vencabot_teppoo (10:02:15): 8:30 would probably be better. Well, 8:45. We'll round the walk down TO Subway up to twenty minutes, so we should be leaving your place by 8:25. I could get down there in fifty minutes so ~I~ should leave by 7:35. I can do that. vencabot_teppoo (10:02:18): ~puts calculator away~ Lol. elan_einlhander (10:02:37): Want me to just wait for you at my house then? vencabot_teppoo (10:03:21): Yeah. I'll come online as soon as I wake up, around 6:30, and make sure the weather isn't too nasty. elan_einlhander (10:03:39): All right, if it is just leave me a messa elan_einlhander (10:03:45): message* vencabot_teppoo (10:03:49): Will do. elan_einlhander (10:05:12): That TV is pissing me off to no end/ vencabot_teppoo (10:05:18): ? elan_einlhander (10:05:27): That big screen TV my mom bought. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:39): Ah. elan_einlhander (10:05:44): And like people here weren't lazy enough. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:49): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (10:06:09): Yesterday, Dave was heading outside, any my mom goes. elan_einlhander (10:06:20): Hey, don't go outside, come check out the new TV elan_einlhander (10:06:27): I almost slapped her. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:28): Wow, that's classic. elan_einlhander (10:06:32): For even encouraging such a thing elan_einlhander (10:07:37): Poor Sonic vencabot_teppoo (10:07:53): Sonic? Oh, yeah, Sonic X is on. Lol. elan_einlhander (10:07:58): New one too. elan_einlhander (10:08:02): I think the season finale. elan_einlhander (10:10:00): ROFL elan_einlhander (10:10:05): I love that robot elan_einlhander (10:12:37): All right, this bizzle is outta here. vencabot_teppoo (10:12:42): Peace. vencabot_teppoo (16:14:55): Want me to give Sharon that pic of you? elan_einlhander (16:15:07): Yeah I gave in, she can. vencabot_teppoo (16:15:20): Lol. Ok. elan_einlhander (16:17:02): I bought crazy Metal Gear Solid, The Twin Snakes elan_einlhander (16:17:21): From what I read I guess it's the first two vencabot_teppoo (16:17:39): Crazy. elan_einlhander (16:56:39): Ah elan_einlhander (16:56:52): It's a remake of Metal Gear Solid, with "enhanced features" vencabot_teppoo (16:56:57): Crazy. elan_einlhander (16:57:04): But awesome. elan_einlhander (16:57:09): I've always wanted this game. vencabot_teppoo (16:57:12): Enhanced graphics? vencabot_teppoo (16:57:17): I would hope so. elan_einlhander (16:57:19): Yes vencabot_teppoo (16:57:29): The graphics for MGS are chotto sutoraagu. elan_einlhander (16:57:38): Oh yeah, guys at work, lol. elan_einlhander (16:57:40): They're like elan_einlhander (16:58:00): "yeah I've only played MGS2, I can't play the first one cuz the graphics are too bad." elan_einlhander (16:58:10): They refuse to play it cuz the graphics bite. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:21): Lol. John played it the day before yesterday and was like, "Oh my gosh... I remember these graphics as... good." vencabot_teppoo (16:58:24): Times have changed, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:38): The graphics are pretty good for PSX, but really... they are a little bit struggle, lol. elan_einlhander (16:58:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:59:15): I also bought Pokemon Colloseum, cuz there was a sale elan_einlhander (16:59:18): Buy one get one half off vencabot_teppoo (16:59:24): Cool. elan_einlhander (16:59:51): I had a lot of extra money, so I thought I'd spoil myself for a change. elan_einlhander (17:00:47): As much as i hate that damn TV out there, playing MGS on it will pry be hype. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:57): Lol. If she'll let you. elan_einlhander (17:01:08): I wouldn't do it when anyone's home anyway. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:14): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:01:25): I don't like playing a new game when anyone's around, a weird thing about me. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:18): I am immune to disease, Doug. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:22): I dare someone to SPRAY me with Anthrax. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:22): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:28:25): I'm resistant to it. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:38): Doug cannot CATCH ANY disease. elan_einlhander (19:28:39): Your are resistant to disease vencabot_teppoo (19:28:44): Because he already has all of them. vencabot_teppoo (19:28:51): Lol. elan_einlhander (19:28:54): So why the sudden immunity? vencabot_teppoo (19:30:07): Well put, lol. Just the voice in my head speaking to me. Like I said, I've seen some pretty "magical" things. "Mystic" things. I've said that, before, I could teleport from here to there at any time. Not that I ever DID, but I just KNEW that I could. Same with NOW. Getting some of that magic back, and although I may not be able to teleport from here to there, I am most CERTAINLY immune to disease. vencabot_teppoo (19:30:22): If I can keep this up, I will NEVER be sick again. vencabot_teppoo (19:30:58): And meanwhile, I'm repping 100 pounds in sets of 10. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:16): I just finished 80 out of 100. vencabot_teppoo (19:31:21): So I'm 'bout to go finish. elan_einlhander (19:31:46): Kay vencabot_teppoo (19:35:37): Alright, that's 90. Now comes the fun part... The last ten, closed-rib. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:03:16): NBC! vencabot_teppoo (20:16:00): DOUG vencabot_teppoo (20:16:03): ~just came to a realization vencabot_teppoo (20:16:14): DOUG, Juicy Juice is made out of 100% juice!!! vencabot_teppoo (20:16:26): But... if they put it ONE drop of apple juice... vencabot_teppoo (20:16:34): Then that apple juice is, obviously, 100% apple juice. vencabot_teppoo (20:16:49): So, they could say that Juicy Juice is made with 100% juice. vencabot_teppoo (20:16:59): Yeah, it's made with 100% juice among OTHER things. vencabot_teppoo (20:17:11): DOUG, it doesn't say "100% made with juice." vencabot_teppoo (20:17:17): It says "made with 100% juice." vencabot_teppoo (20:17:20): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:22:11): Enter the mind of David: vencabot_teppoo (20:22:18): ~doing push-ups, thinking~ vencabot_teppoo (20:22:34): "Man, that fruit punch I just drank said 'Made with real fruit juice'..." vencabot_teppoo (20:22:53): "...But they could say that if they put ONE drop of fruit juice in it, and some poor fool could think that it was made entirely from juices..." vencabot_teppoo (20:23:20): "...We have laws saying that corporations cannot LIE about their products, so instead they just try and BEND the truth... We should have laws against THAT..." vencabot_teppoo (20:24:10): "...Not like good ol', innocent Juicy-Juice. They state, plain and simple, what they're 100% made of..." vencabot_teppoo (20:24:10): "...Made with 100% juice for 100% kids..." vencabot_teppoo (20:24:27): "...Wait a minute... Made with 100% juice? What other percent of 'juice' is there? Anything made with 'juice' is made with 100% juice... It ain't made with 50% juice..." vencabot_teppoo (20:24:41): "...So, 100% juice is only ONE of it's ingredients..." vencabot_teppoo (20:24:57): "100% juice may only be 3% of what's IN Juicy-Juice..." vencabot_teppoo (20:25:02): "...Bastards..." vencabot_teppoo (20:25:03): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:25:42): And then David falls, stops doing push-ups... vencabot_teppoo (20:25:43): :O vencabot_teppoo (20:25:45): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:55:06): *prod* vencabot_teppoo (22:38:21): I am an angry man, lol. vencabot_teppoo (22:38:31): And yet, still somehow not angry enough. elan_einlhander (22:44:18): No Subway tomorrow vencabot_teppoo (22:44:31): Definately. elan_einlhander (22:44:42): Not cuz of that elan_einlhander (22:44:48): I found out they don't open till ten vencabot_teppoo (22:44:54): How ghetto. elan_einlhander (22:45:01): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (22:55:27): Well, I'm hittin' the el'sack'o. Spring forward tomorrow. ~_~ elan_einlhander (22:55:36): pfajfjs vencabot_teppoo (22:55:37): So we're losin' an extra hour of sleep. elan_einlhander (22:55:38): WHAT? elan_einlhander (22:55:39): NO elan_einlhander (22:55:40): FUCK vencabot_teppoo (22:55:55): Yeah, what fun. elan_einlhander (22:56:04): That is so wrong vencabot_teppoo (22:56:12): It really, really is. elan_einlhander (22:56:21): *sigh* Night 3-28-04 vencabot_teppoo (8:37:49): I hope you're not off to work already... I took Sharon's word for it that today was Spring Forward, but she didn't know what she was talking about... ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (14:29:19): Hope you didn't RUSH to set your clock forward, lol. elan_einlhander (14:29:30): I did elan_einlhander (14:29:33): You bastard. vencabot_teppoo (14:29:41): My bad, G. Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (14:29:55): As things... ahem... turn out... elan_einlhander (14:29:57): It's coo, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (14:30:13): Britts set their clocks back on the last Sunday of March, while Yanks set it back on the first Sunday in April. elan_einlhander (14:30:28): *shakes head* vencabot_teppoo (14:32:20): ~draws Hogi after Hogi after Hogi~ elan_einlhander (14:32:37): *eats a hogi* vencabot_teppoo (14:32:57): ~has enough Hogis to feed a nation~ elan_einlhander (14:35:20): I fought Revolver Ocelot today. elan_einlhander (14:35:39): With these new graphics, his gun spinning was a lot leet-er vencabot_teppoo (14:35:43): Lol. elan_einlhander (14:36:04): I quoted him word for word while he was talking elan_einlhander (14:36:12): "The Colt single action Army vencabot_teppoo (14:36:31): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (14:36:49): That game has really sweet voice-acting. elan_einlhander (14:36:55): Yep. vencabot_teppoo (14:37:30): ~has decided to draw Hogi with more spikes, from now on~ elan_einlhander (14:37:49): Good god, more spikes??? vencabot_teppoo (14:38:19): Now he's got three rows, instead of two. Lol. elan_einlhander (14:38:25): Jesus vencabot_teppoo (14:39:01): Its amazing how many Hogi's you can draw when you're not trying to listen to a lecture at the same time, lol. elan_einlhander (14:39:23): Lol vencabot_teppoo (14:48:29): And now I'm just gonna read Jack Handy quotes and send a bunch of them to you, whether you like it or not. elan_einlhander (14:48:42): Knock yourself out. vencabot_teppoo (15:01:41): Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Jack Handey (aka Jack vencabot_teppoo (15:04:47): If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:06:10): Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again. - Jack Handey ( elan_einlhander (15:06:23): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:06:25): It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:06:31): ~can't... stop... quoting~ vencabot_teppoo (15:07:08): Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:07:17): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:08:00): The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:10:12): I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:10:31): Wtf. vencabot_teppoo (15:10:49): It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog. - Jack Handey ( vencabot_teppoo (15:12:58): Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:13:54): If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien! - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:14:08): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:14:17): To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:14:32): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:20): If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots." - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:15:31): If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat). - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:15:45): Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers? - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:15:47): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:15:51): ~quoting... too... fast~ vencabot_teppoo (15:16:17): I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:16:34): As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:16:56): I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:17:07): ROFL elan_einlhander (15:17:09): I like that one. vencabot_teppoo (15:17:45): Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:19:24): Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:20:27): If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:20:38): Heh. vencabot_teppoo (15:22:50): I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:23:22): ... elan_einlhander (15:23:24): O_o vencabot_teppoo (15:24:09): Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:24:38): I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:26:21): The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:26:54): Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:27:58): If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me." - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:28:36): If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:28:59): What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:29:11): rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:29:33): We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. - Jack Handey (aka vencabot_teppoo (15:30:03): To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:30:28): If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:30:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:31:08): You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:31:26): If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:31:35): I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:31:56): Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:32:36): We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:32:48): As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. - Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:32:50): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:04): I cracked up on that one, lol. elan_einlhander (15:33:26): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:33:30): If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:33:43): Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:33:51): The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:34:00): When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy. - Jack Handey ( elan_einlhander (15:34:16): Lmao. vencabot_teppoo (15:34:41): I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:35:21): If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:35:33): Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:35:56): I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:36:23): Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:36:37): It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:37:09): Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you... - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:37:51): Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt. - Jack Handey ( vencabot_teppoo (15:38:00): The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high. - Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:38:14): I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Jack Handey ( vencabot_teppoo (15:38:35): I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet. - Jack Handey (aka vencabot_teppoo (15:39:51): I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on. - Jack Handey ( vencabot_teppoo (15:45:53): Some folks say it was a miracle. St. Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. Other folks say it was just a lucky swing. vencabot_teppoo (15:46:37): I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! elan_einlhander (15:46:50): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:47:31): Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals. vencabot_teppoo (15:48:15): The prince decided he would learn anger. So he gathered his subjects together outside his balcony. "Who would teach me anger?" he said. "Fuck you!" somebody yelled. "Okay, how about algebra?" said the prince. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:31): As the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:59): Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:37): I'd love to be a cop, arrest a mime that was breaking the law, and say, "You have the right to remain- Ah... hahahaha." elan_einlhander (16:01:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:55): Quote me. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:58): And quote John: vencabot_teppoo (16:02:06): "Hey, look! I've got fish on my arms!" elan_einlhander (16:02:13): Pfft elan_einlhander (16:02:15): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:03:17): Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. -Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (16:04:42): OH MY GOSH! vencabot_teppoo (16:04:48): A WHOLE PAGE OF DEEP THOUGHTS I HAVEN'T READ!!! vencabot_teppoo (16:04:51): ~passes out~ elan_einlhander (16:04:57): Oh my. vencabot_teppoo (16:05:46): The Lost Deep Thoughts By: Jack Handey When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different. vencabot_teppoo (16:06:37): The Lost Deep Thoughts By: Jack Handey Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:01): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practise on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:27): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitos away from you and your guests? Just a big bag full of blood. elan_einlhander (16:08:42): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:53): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes. vencabot_teppoo (16:09:07): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV. vencabot_teppoo (16:09:50): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pine cone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save our national forests. elan_einlhander (16:10:01): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:10:12): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex. vencabot_teppoo (16:10:19): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS? It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. vencabot_teppoo (16:10:40): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black and white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella." vencabot_teppoo (16:10:44): Tabby-colored, rofl. elan_einlhander (16:10:51): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:05): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfest table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of strainer, where you force the pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:54): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I'd like to see a guy tap-dancing so fast his legs actually broke, because it would finally establish a "tap barrier," and we could move on from there. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:26): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for awhile. Come on, we're not going to hurt it. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:59): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! vencabot_teppoo (16:13:49): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. vencabot_teppoo (16:14:08): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse. vencabot_teppoo (16:14:49): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey One way I think you can tell if you have a curse on you is if you open a box of toothpicks and they all fly up and stick in your face. vencabot_teppoo (16:15:21): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him. vencabot_teppoo (16:15:48): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye-pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings. vencabot_teppoo (16:16:14): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are. vencabot_teppoo (16:16:41): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around. vencabot_teppoo (16:16:48): That's one of my favourites, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:18:07): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If I could be any kind of dog. I think I'd be one of those little yappy dogs, because while you're sitting there on the couch trying to sound real smart, I'm just sitting there, yapping away. Just yappin' and yappin', and there's nothing you can do about it, because I live here. vencabot_teppoo (16:18:20): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:09): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in and there vencabot_teppoo (16:20:35): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? vencabot_teppoo (16:23:20): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I don't guess I've ever been as scared as when I was waiting in the principal's office. Finally he came in and sat down. He didn't say anything, he just looked at me. Then he pulled a copy of Playboy out. "Is this yours?" he said. "No," I said, "is this yours?" And I pulled out my penis. I guess I wasn't as scared as I thought. vencabot_teppoo (16:23:21): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:23:21): ROF,L elan_einlhander (16:23:45): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (16:26:06): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He's about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like "I...AM...GOD!" He can blow up stuff just by looking at it. This is my own, personal idea of God. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:25): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff. vencabot_teppoo (16:28:05): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so I wrote THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE A FART in the dirt. Later I asked Marta if she thought it was a childish thing to do. She said, "Well, maybe," Man, whose side is she on, anyway? vencabot_teppoo (16:28:42): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a big new rubber manta-ray helmet. I can't help wondering: Do women want to talk to me for myself, or do they just want to get a feel of that nice rubber manta skin? vencabot_teppoo (16:29:40): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents. vencabot_teppoo (16:30:51): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship. vencabot_teppoo (16:34:48): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin. vencabot_teppoo (16:35:01): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet. vencabot_teppoo (16:35:22): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs. vencabot_teppoo (16:36:10): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close. vencabot_teppoo (16:37:37): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands. vencabot_teppoo (16:37:37): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:20): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:33): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. That's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's an honest question, and I'll try to give it an honest answer. First of all, did I say it was a poison feather? vencabot_teppoo (16:39:29): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me. vencabot_teppoo (16:40:20): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey A quiz: If I am my brother's brother, who am I! (Answer: me.) vencabot_teppoo (16:40:53): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean jellyfish with long, blond hair. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:30): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple! vencabot_teppoo (16:41:31): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:32): So true. vencabot_teppoo (16:42:11): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat. vencabot_teppoo (16:42:51): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:33): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be! vencabot_teppoo (16:44:35): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) vencabot_teppoo (16:44:36): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:01): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake! vencabot_teppoo (16:47:16): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey I think that weaping willows weap because they have just found out that the rocks are dead. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:48): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting! vencabot_teppoo (16:48:14): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey Today, I accidently stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tin foil and paper bags. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:48): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:19): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:39): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey When I heard that trees grow a new "ring" for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:13): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:24): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:49): DEEP THOUGHTS By: Jack Handey If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted. 3-29-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:50:55): To vencabot_teppoo (15:50:56): Quit vencabot_teppoo (15:50:56): Os. vencabot_teppoo (15:51:01): Toquitos. elan_einlhander (15:51:09): Mmmm vencabot_teppoo (15:59:39): Toquitos = INSANELY good, but not very filly. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:42): filly = filling. elan_einlhander (15:59:47): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:00:02): I swear, you could eat 20 toquitos in one sitting. elan_einlhander (16:00:09): Cha. vencabot_teppoo (17:15:29): If I could bottle the pain that I feel right now, and could just BREAK the bottle over my head whenever I start to feel intoxicated, I'd be set. elan_einlhander (17:15:56): I. uh elan_einlhander (17:15:59): Okay O_O 3-31-04 vencabot_teppoo (15:47:45): Why aren't you at work? elan_einlhander (15:47:58): Mom didn't show vencabot_teppoo (15:48:14): But you could've walked. elan_einlhander (15:48:24): Yeah, had I known sooner. elan_einlhander (15:48:37): I called, to see how bad they needed me, boss said it was dead. elan_einlhander (15:48:44): So she said it wasn't that big, and I could stay home elan_einlhander (15:48:57): Otherwise I pry woulda ran up there and just been late. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:21): And I don't suppose that you went back to school to check in for fourth hour. elan_einlhander (15:49:46): No, by the time I was told by mom that she wasn't coming, it was like 2:50 elan_einlhander (15:49:49): Woulda never made it. elan_einlhander (15:50:06): I called her cell at about then. elan_einlhander (15:50:13): And she was like "Oh yeah, you gotta work." elan_einlhander (15:50:20): "I'm not gonna be there, sorry" vencabot_teppoo (15:50:43): ~wonders why none of his messengers will load except for this one~ elan_einlhander (15:50:47): Apparently grandfather has some blood pressure problem all of a sudden. elan_einlhander (15:51:21): I mean I know she can't control that, but I wish she woulda arranged some alternate ride for me. elan_einlhander (15:51:58): Oh well, I got lucky, work is dead. elan_einlhander (15:52:21): Lol, my bos swas like elan_einlhander (15:52:38): "I can't tell you to not come to work, but I won't penalize you for NOT coming...." elan_einlhander (15:54:55): Hm, weird vencabot_teppoo (15:58:16): Is Sharon on MSN? elan_einlhander (15:58:22): No, she had to go vencabot_teppoo (15:58:38): Ah. ~wishes he could use MSN or AOL~ elan_einlhander (15:58:44): Weird. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:59): They just refuse to load. A problem always occurs and they have to be shut down. elan_einlhander (15:59:02): And Lynn's telling me that YIM is shutting down next August. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:17): Is she the one that sent you that petition? elan_einlhander (15:59:23): yeah. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:32): Well, girls love those things. elan_einlhander (15:59:41): Yeah. elan_einlhander (15:59:46): Not like they ever do much, lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:55): I just did it to inform people. elan_einlhander (16:00:04): Cuz Yahoo is my fave messenger. elan_einlhander (16:00:09): Offline messaged pwn. elan_einlhander (16:00:12): messages* vencabot_teppoo (16:00:29): You did what? elan_einlhander (16:00:46): Sent that thing to my friends list. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:18): Lol. Why did you do it, now? elan_einlhander (16:01:57): To warn folks it was happening, if it's indeed true. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:08): Rofl. It's not true, man. Those are NEVER true. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:10): EVER. elan_einlhander (16:02:20): I know, but better safe than sorry. elan_einlhander (16:02:33): I shoulda put who it came from elan_einlhander (16:02:41): So as to avoid my own stupid. elan_einlhander (16:02:45): stupidity* elan_einlhander (16:02:48): Man I'm off today. elan_einlhander (16:03:44): Rofl elan_einlhander (16:07:36): So what's with you? elan_einlhander (16:07:44): You seem irritated. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:49): Meh. elan_einlhander (16:07:59): Come on now, you can tell ol' Doug vencabot_teppoo (16:37:30): I'm losing my mind. elan_einlhander (16:37:49): I've got that and havin' my heart break. elan_einlhander (16:38:38): In fact, I'm leaving. vencabot_teppoo (16:38:46): Peace. 4-1-04 vencabot_teppoo (7:06:15): Today, I go jacketless. elan_einlhander (7:08:20): Oh my, why is that> elan_einlhander (7:08:21): ? vencabot_teppoo (7:08:45): Just because I wanna try something new, lol. Haven't been jacketless since before middle-school. vencabot_teppoo (7:08:57): Today, I go in all of my T-shirt'ed glory. elan_einlhander (7:09:23): Well you picked a bad day. elan_einlhander (7:09:26): Cold out there. vencabot_teppoo (7:09:47): Well, I'll still wear a COAT~into~ school. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (7:10:08): And my coat will be my back-up jacket, in case I can't STAND not having a jacket in class. elan_einlhander (7:10:30): I see. elan_einlhander (7:10:53): I had a dream that I talked to the Highlander vencabot_teppoo (7:11:11): What'd he tell you? vencabot_teppoo (7:11:15): "There can only be one." vencabot_teppoo (7:11:16): Lol. elan_einlhander (7:11:25): He told me. elan_einlhander (7:11:33): That he had asthma once. vencabot_teppoo (7:11:58): And did he offer you any remedy? Lol. elan_einlhander (7:12:07): Sadly no, I woke up. elan_einlhander (7:12:13): It was at work that I saw him. vencabot_teppoo (7:12:40): Doug's in love. elan_einlhander (7:12:46): Yep. elan_einlhander (7:12:48): Or was. vencabot_teppoo (7:13:58): You can tell me about that at school, if you want, but now I gotta scoot. Peace. elan_einlhander (7:14:12): Peace out. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:37): Tired... elan_einlhander (15:49:43): *dart in the neck* vencabot_teppoo (15:49:53): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:10): Making the last of the toquitos. Surprised that dad hasn't consumed all of them yet. elan_einlhander (15:50:24): Wow vencabot_teppoo (15:54:24): Doug- vencabot_teppoo (15:54:40): -DOUG, will you LET me SPEAK? vencabot_teppoo (15:54:41): I- vencabot_teppoo (15:54:54): I just want you to ACKNOWLEDGE what I'm saying to you- vencabot_teppoo (15:54:58): I'm talking DIRECTLY to YOU. vencabot_teppoo (15:54:59): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:55:02): Good times. elan_einlhander (15:55:02): Rofl. elan_einlhander (15:55:05): Yeah. elan_einlhander (15:55:17): Harsh times too. elan_einlhander (15:56:54): BRENNEN, WHY is Croley awesome? elan_einlhander (15:57:03): "We learn things" elan_einlhander (15:57:04): NO elan_einlhander (15:57:07): *WHAP* vencabot_teppoo (15:57:16): When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey elan_einlhander (15:57:28): Rofl, thanks vencabot_teppoo (15:57:54): As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:57:59): I love that one, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:40): Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I can," one bee.) -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (15:59:36): ROFL, this one's good, too. After this, no more quotes: vencabot_teppoo (15:59:47): I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey vencabot_teppoo (16:47:28): Dibble. elan_einlhander (16:47:39): Dabble. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:11): ~uninstalled MSN messenger and re-installed it... and is online~ Pwnage. elan_einlhander (16:48:26): Owned. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:41): What do MSN messenger and AOL messenger have in common? elan_einlhander (16:49:50): Uhhhh elan_einlhander (16:49:52): *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (16:50:07): I dunno either, but they both stopped working at the same time, and now that I fixed MSN, AOL works, too. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:20): So they must share SOME kind of SOMETHING... vencabot_teppoo (16:50:22): *boggle* vencabot_teppoo (16:50:46): ~wonders if MSN would have worked if he would have reinstalled AIM, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (16:54:32): It's funny, because in nice warm conditions, my computer works as good as it ever did, really. elan_einlhander (16:54:42): Hm. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:19): "Who Min Cap" Aboard a ship- a prison of the sea The vast expanse of land, my home, I yearn To walk in all directions and be free Alas, it cannot be ?etil we adjourn I tire of the sight of wooden planks The sound of waves is weary to my ear I?fd swim for days if just to see the banks Of home; I?fd swim for days to see the pier Of anywhere, if to be off this ship But still I stay aboard of my own choice At anytime, for freedom I could dip And swim for home; until I sink, rejoice I am too cowardly a man to fight And so complaint to voice, I?fve not the right vencabot_teppoo (16:58:26): David's sonnet. vencabot_teppoo (16:58:27): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:58:51): Nice. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:07): I was done writing it by the time she was done explaining the assignment, lol. elan_einlhander (16:59:13): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:25): People were like, "Aw mayne. Writin' a sonnet's gonna be hard." vencabot_teppoo (16:59:31): And I was like, "Aw mayne, that was easy." elan_einlhander (16:59:38): Lma. elan_einlhander (16:59:41): Lmao* elan_einlhander (17:00:34): I think he assigned one of thoe while I was absent. elan_einlhander (17:00:39): So I'll pry write one up tonight. vencabot_teppoo (17:02:40): That one's not as leet as my other one, though. But my other one isn't a sonnet. ~_~ elan_einlhander (17:02:48): Aw vencabot_teppoo (17:02:52): "Sto Tem Cho" My fi'ry veins do feel my flesh comparatively cold, I shiver; anger, agony, both urging to be bold Be it both sad and true but on review it is not strange, That no contented man did ever bring about a change So filch ye not my fury and do nae lay me with lies, Distract not my dilemma nor my trauma tranquilize You steal me my solution; you with apathy appease, Your soothing words reserve for they, the purposeless, to please! -David 'Vencabot Teppoo' Hernandez vencabot_teppoo (17:03:01): This one is actually true, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:04): Oh my gosh, my dad has lost his mind. elan_einlhander (17:11:09): Duh. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:17): Dad, out in the living room, I just hear him talking rather loudly: vencabot_teppoo (17:11:22): "Hello? Hello?" vencabot_teppoo (17:11:30): "Hello?" elan_einlhander (17:11:36): Wtfuxor. vencabot_teppoo (17:11:38): "What happened?" vencabot_teppoo (17:11:40): "..." vencabot_teppoo (17:11:43): Then THIS: vencabot_teppoo (17:11:44): "..." vencabot_teppoo (17:11:49): "...buuuuuddaaaaaaaay?" elan_einlhander (17:11:55): ROFL. elan_einlhander (17:12:00): David's dad snapped. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:07): Pronounced, of course: buuuuuuuuh-daaaaaay. vencabot_teppoo (17:12:08): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:14:01): David, guy named Cesar at Kim's college, tell me what you'd think he'd be like. elan_einlhander (17:14:19): Hint is, he's not Italian. vencabot_teppoo (17:15:36): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:05): Quote Dad: "See how I respect my mother? She says 'I love you' and I say 'I love you, too'... and... that's about it." vencabot_teppoo (17:20:49): I spit out my orange, lol. elan_einlhander (17:20:55): Aw. vencabot_teppoo (17:21:21): Dad in the living room, been singing the ONLY verse to this song that he knows, and he's literally been singing it ALL day... vencabot_teppoo (17:21:55): "She's my best friend's girl... She used to be miiine... She's my best friend's girl... She used to be miiiine. She's my best friend's girl... She used to be miiiine... She's my best friend's girl... She used to be miiiiine." vencabot_teppoo (17:22:12): Singing that ALL day... and then he starts yelling to me, from the living room. vencabot_teppoo (17:22:20): "Have you heard that song on the radio yet?" vencabot_teppoo (17:22:22): "Nope." vencabot_teppoo (17:22:28): "...It's by the Cars." vencabot_teppoo (17:22:31): "...Nope." elan_einlhander (17:22:41): l vencabot_teppoo (17:22:50): "It goes... She's my...Wait... How does it go?..." vencabot_teppoo (17:22:56): Ten seconds later: vencabot_teppoo (17:23:11): "...She's my best friend's girl... She used to be miiiine... She's my best friend's girl... She used to be mine..." vencabot_teppoo (17:23:17): I spit my orange EVERYWHERE, lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:24): When he said, "Wait- How does it go?" vencabot_teppoo (17:23:25): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:23:34): I was crackin' up. elan_einlhander (17:24:08): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (17:26:42): Dad: "Gimme a hug, David. Life's so fragile. You never know... when... because life's so fragile. You never know the last time you'll see your father or your son or your mother or your brother... when it's gonna be." vencabot_teppoo (17:27:05): "We're not like Superman or the X-Men or any of those... We're not like those non-destructive types." vencabot_teppoo (17:27:42): "All it takes is for a little rock to hit us in our temple. If a little rock hit Superman in HIS temple, nothing would happen. Batman..." vencabot_teppoo (17:27:54): "Batman would probably DODGE that rock, you know what I'm saying, David?" vencabot_teppoo (17:28:00): David: "...Yeah?" vencabot_teppoo (17:28:02): Rofl. elan_einlhander (17:28:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:30:30): MSN news is ingenious. Just summing up news with as few words as possible: vencabot_teppoo (17:30:45): "Woman, four children found beaten to death in Detroit home. Suspect in custody." vencabot_teppoo (17:30:56): David: "Oh my GOSH!...Oh, thank goodness." elan_einlhander (17:30:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:30:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (17:31:34): She's Doug's best friend's girl. She used to be Doug's! elan_einlhander (17:42:40): Gonna need your help with my website this weekend. elan_einlhander (17:43:00): if your computer decides to be cooperative. vencabot_teppoo (17:52:51): That's coo'. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:01): I'm sure it'll be cooperative. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:04): Billy's cool like that. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:07): *pat-pat* elan_einlhander (17:53:23): M'kay. vencabot_teppoo (17:53:49): Brb. vencabot_teppoo (17:54:07): I mean, gonna work out, peace. 4-2-04 vencabot_teppoo (7:10:52): What do you want me to help with on your site? elan_einlhander (7:11:10): Oh, I still don't know how to do those tables for my skills and spells. vencabot_teppoo (7:11:44): Ok. Then today, I TEACH YOU!!!! elan_einlhander (7:12:33): Woop. was hoping you would. vencabot_teppoo (7:12:58): Today or tomorrow, lol. Come to think of it, I'm gonna be pretty busy tonight, unless you wanna go to the computer lab or something at lunch. elan_einlhander (7:13:11): Nah, no rush. vencabot_teppoo (7:16:17): Well, see ya in el' Physics. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): ERICKA ALERT!!!! vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): HELP!!! elan_einlhander (15:44:38): Oh god elan_einlhander (15:44:38): Uh elan_einlhander (15:44:43): *punches you in the nose* elan_einlhander (15:44:48): *panicked* vencabot_teppoo (15:44:56): ~lowers his head and just deals~ elan_einlhander (15:45:03): Calm down yo. vencabot_teppoo (15:45:07): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (15:46:34): Well, this is good. elan_einlhander (15:46:41): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (15:47:30): I always say that I wish Ericka would message me so that it'd slap me so hard that I'd think straighter. elan_einlhander (15:47:50): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (15:48:25): I hate my happiness. It's so false. I always wish that it would just be SUBTRACTED from me so that I could focus on the REAL things and gain happiness THAT way, and just getting a single message from Ericka does that to me, and I do feel better. vencabot_teppoo (15:48:29): More conscious... Aware. elan_einlhander (15:48:41): O_o vencabot_teppoo (15:49:10): Bitterness in its truest form. Bitterness for all the things in the world that I don't like- And it's that bitterness that will drive me to change the things that I don't like. vencabot_teppoo (15:49:21): Rather than just focusing on the things that I DO like and hence changing nothing. vencabot_teppoo (15:50:38): Seriously.I feel like working out, now, lol. I feel like working out, cleaning my room, doing my economics- Everything. vencabot_teppoo (15:51:48): Just seeing "Would you like to accept a message from XxEvilOtakuxX?" is like having all of my happiness pulled out through my CHEST, right out of my heart. vencabot_teppoo (15:52:20): Leaving me as the empty, worthless David that I truly am and thusly compelling me to GET some worth, rather than just focusing on other things that make me FEEL like I'm worth something. vencabot_teppoo (15:52:46): Anger and agony, and general discontent. elan_einlhander (15:53:01): Yep. vencabot_teppoo (15:56:28): Man, I sure am lucky that she didn't send me a message under her other screen-name, though. Seriously. I go crazy just THINKING about that accursed screen name. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:01): I'll be walking through QD, and I'll come up to the alcoholic beverages aisle. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:06): And I'll glance into the case... vencabot_teppoo (15:57:09): And read the label... vencabot_teppoo (15:57:18): And I'll just run out of QD and run around the block. vencabot_teppoo (15:57:19): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:21): I hope, one day, if I'm stupid enough to go to one of those parties and I even HALF way think about having a drink, that the drink that I'm handed is a Jack Daniels. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:32): So then I'll realize how stupid I'm being and throw a fit. vencabot_teppoo (15:58:33): Lol. elan_einlhander (15:58:34): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:59:07): And then I hope they pour it into a crystal glass, lol. elan_einlhander (15:59:13): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (15:59:47): And I'll bring that glass to my lips, and then I'll just scream and throw the glass against a wall and just flip out like a ninja. elan_einlhander (15:59:55): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:01:23): I've decided that I don't trust science to tell me what's healthy and what's not anymore. I'm gonna just go by THIS baby. ~taps head~ elan_einlhander (16:01:34): Well duh. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:14): Because seriously. The voice in my head has never lied to me, and sometimes people will tell me things that they KNOW are true, and I'll just hear a lil' voice in my head that says, "That ain't true." and then it'll end up being untrue after all. vencabot_teppoo (16:02:33): And when things ARE true, the lil' voice in my head says, "That's true." vencabot_teppoo (16:02:45): And it has never failed me. vencabot_teppoo (16:03:00): So daily recommended values can have a nice big healthy meal of deez nuts. vencabot_teppoo (16:03:30): I'll just drink as much milk, eat as much fruit and vegies and meats and grains as I see fit per day, and I'll KNOW which ones are the best. elan_einlhander (16:03:43): Well duh. elan_einlhander (16:03:51): That's why they're RECOMMENDED. elan_einlhander (16:04:02): Not required. vencabot_teppoo (16:04:43): Lol. Well, I'm just going off on a tangent because I'm reading an article saying that if you drink some alcolohic beverages in MODERATION, it ~may~ decrease your chances of heart disease. vencabot_teppoo (16:04:54): And lil' voice in my head said, "Nope, it doesn't." elan_einlhander (16:05:06): That's too general. elan_einlhander (16:05:13): It does alter the heart rate. vencabot_teppoo (16:05:15): And then I realize that THESE are the same people recommending how much of what food I should eat. elan_einlhander (16:05:20): But, it's not worth it elan_einlhander (16:05:32): Because alcohol does more than that to you. vencabot_teppoo (16:05:44): And I'm sure that there are other, better ways to get the same affect. elan_einlhander (16:06:03): Of course. elan_einlhander (16:06:09): Alcohol is the lazy way. elan_einlhander (16:06:53): There is no definite, surefire plus to drinking. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:08): But they basically just told me how much of this I should eat, how much of this I should drink, and I was mostly ok with them telling me that, because they're the experts, but when they say, "And you should have three drinks a week," I just say, I don't need you guys anymore. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:07:48): And to quote Jack Handey, vencabot_teppoo (16:07:59): The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and see the entire universe. vencabot_teppoo (16:08:20): The stupid man can dive into the water, tangle himself in sea-weed and then walk back up onto the beach saying, "Look! I'm Vine-Man!" vencabot_teppoo (16:08:24): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (16:08:34): Words of wisdom. elan_einlhander (16:13:30): *shoots Lynnette* elan_einlhander (16:13:39): She IM'd me, and we gabbed for a minute. elan_einlhander (16:13:44): Now like twenty minutes later. elan_einlhander (16:13:52): She goes "oh this is how it is now?" elan_einlhander (16:13:57): And I'm like "Excuse me?" vencabot_teppoo (16:14:02): Rofl. elan_einlhander (16:14:05): And she goes on about how it's all silence now. elan_einlhander (16:14:21): And I'm like woah, back up, you didn't ask me a question or anything, what should I be saying? elan_einlhander (16:14:36): I don't just splurt out mindless gab like you IM-a-holics elan_einlhander (16:14:50): Richard does that idiocy, I can't stand it. vencabot_teppoo (16:15:09): ~nods~ vencabot_teppoo (16:16:45): ~growls because he can't stand it when people make their OWN quizzes, and then THEY don't even know the right answer~ elan_einlhander (16:17:07): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (16:17:35): There's this site called "Quia" where you can make your own quizzes, and a lot of our CISCO stuff was made on Quia by some guy in Eastern. vencabot_teppoo (16:17:51): And a lot of the "correct" answers are wrong, lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:18:29): For instance: vencabot_teppoo (16:18:54): "What is the device you need in order to communicate with another device on another network?" vencabot_teppoo (16:18:55): ARP vencabot_teppoo (16:18:57): Default gateway vencabot_teppoo (16:18:59): switches vencabot_teppoo (16:19:00): Bridges vencabot_teppoo (16:19:21): Now, the answer is "default gateway." I know this. But, a default gateway is not a "Device." Lol. elan_einlhander (16:19:39): Hm. vencabot_teppoo (16:19:42): And here's another one: vencabot_teppoo (16:19:48): "What does RIP stand for?" vencabot_teppoo (16:19:51): Rest in peace vencabot_teppoo (16:19:56): Routed information protocol vencabot_teppoo (16:20:01): blah blah vencabot_teppoo (16:20:03): blahl blah elan_einlhander (16:20:05): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:14): Now, RIP stands for RoutING information protocol. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:25): And in networking, "routed" and "routing" mean TOTALLY different things. elan_einlhander (16:20:39): Yeah. vencabot_teppoo (16:20:56): So I put "rest in peace" because it was the only thing that I knew for sure RIP stood for. I knew it didn't stand for ANY of the other things on there. I thought it was a trick question. vencabot_teppoo (16:21:12): But no, the 'correct' answer was "routed information protocol," even though that was totally wrong. vencabot_teppoo (16:21:55): "What device is an example of a proxy ARP?" vencabot_teppoo (16:22:01): DUDE, PROXY ARPS ARE NOT DEVICES. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:02): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:22:55): And the quizes are so full of typos. elan_einlhander (16:23:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:23:04): How sad. vencabot_teppoo (16:24:06): "uses ARP tables to exchange MAC addresses into IP addresses." vencabot_teppoo (16:24:15): ...Dude... You don't exchange INTO something. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:27:27): How impatient is David? ~staring at his screen, waiting for the test to be activated~ vencabot_teppoo (16:27:30): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:27:46): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:28:45): ~devices to give it five more minutes until his next try, lol~ vencabot_teppoo (16:36:40): OW! I got 100% on the CISCO exam. vencabot_teppoo (16:36:43): Too hot to trot. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:07): I'm lucky, though. To be as smart as I am. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:09): Seriously. elan_einlhander (16:43:21): I know, it's nice. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:25): Because if I was desperate enough, me and Ericka would still be together, and the whole universe would be screwed. elan_einlhander (16:43:27): I'm glad I'm not stupid as hell. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:31): I was so MADLY in love with Ericka. MADLY. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:42): And yet, we broke up because I wouldn't compromise my pride for romance. vencabot_teppoo (16:43:46): And I'm damn glad that I didn't. vencabot_teppoo (16:46:42): I think that we should fire every major-league sports player at once. elan_einlhander (16:46:52): Agreed. vencabot_teppoo (16:47:59): The amount we're paying these people is insane. Just insane. Its ludacrous. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:09): I don't know how it happened. elan_einlhander (16:48:19): Neither do I really, I mean look at what they're doing elan_einlhander (16:48:25): One game gets them a FORTUNE vencabot_teppoo (16:48:39): I think it must have been tradition upon tradition. That's my only explanation. Tradition. vencabot_teppoo (16:48:46): How could we justify paying these people this much? elan_einlhander (16:48:56): We can't, in any way shape or form vencabot_teppoo (16:49:08): And yet we do, and don't think twice about it. Here's my biggest argument: vencabot_teppoo (16:49:28): We fire all of these players. vencabot_teppoo (16:49:53): And then just put on upstart players that WANT to get the attention of playing on TV, and will do it for free or very little pay. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:04): I SWEAR that the games would be just as, if not MORE entertaining. elan_einlhander (16:50:10): Yep vencabot_teppoo (16:50:13): I mean, it's BASKETBALL. vencabot_teppoo (16:50:18): Not like its rocket science. elan_einlhander (16:50:23): These guys end up fighting or pumping steroids for the money. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:02): Anyone can play basketball. There's no reason that we should pay these people this much. If you put an NBA star against an EVERETT STUDENT in one-on-one, the Everett student WOULD win a few games. elan_einlhander (16:51:13): Sure would. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:22): It's not like the NBA guy has become SO superior that he is untouchable on the court. vencabot_teppoo (16:51:30): They're skill levels would different MINUTELY. elan_einlhander (16:51:47): Yet we pay these atheletes MILLIONS per year. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:01): And the people who do JUST as well in my weight-lifting class nothing. vencabot_teppoo (16:52:07): And yet they STILL play. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:52:27): I'm pretty sure they play because, I dunno, they LIKE basketball? vencabot_teppoo (16:52:48): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:01): And I'm sure that lots of them would LOVE the opportunity to play on national television. Lol. elan_einlhander (16:53:12): Seriously. elan_einlhander (16:53:36): I mean my God, think of what we could do with the money we give those athletes. vencabot_teppoo (16:53:59): Seriously. They make more money in one game than most people make in years of doing real, hard work. elan_einlhander (16:54:17): Yep, we could END world hunger with that money. vencabot_teppoo (16:54:23): Yup. elan_einlhander (16:54:38): Poverty could be a thing of the past. vencabot_teppoo (16:59:47): Palatino linotype is a great font elan_einlhander (16:59:58): Never seen it. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:01): The only messenger I don't use it on is Yahoo!... Well, fixed THAT. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:00:10): Woot. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:28): I think it's the best font. It's perfect in every way. elan_einlhander (17:00:40): I like my goudy font. elan_einlhander (17:00:42): But no one has it. elan_einlhander (17:00:45): So bleh. vencabot_teppoo (17:00:59): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (17:01:05): Eep, too big vencabot_teppoo (17:01:36): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:41): Ok. vencabot_teppoo (17:01:42): Lol. elan_einlhander (17:01:44): There. vencabot_teppoo (17:15:10): What's your IP address? elan_einlhander (17:15:18): I forget. elan_einlhander (17:32:12): Nap time. vencabot_teppoo (17:32:17): Peace. 4-03-04 vencabot_teppoo (7:21:20): Ö vencabot_teppoo (8:28:29): I'm starting to get the hang of XHTML, and it is SO much 1337er than HTML, lol. elan_einlhander (8:30:25): So what is it then? vencabot_teppoo (8:30:42): XHTML is an advanced version of HTML. It's more complicated. elan_einlhander (8:30:52): Ah, cool vencabot_teppoo (8:31:35): I just used the XHTML 
 tag to make a sweet "VT" symbol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:31:59): 
 means that it displays text EXACTLY how you write it. Usually, with HTML and XHTML, it ignores extra spaces, right?
elan_einlhander (8:32:10): Right
vencabot_teppoo (8:32:34): But with 
, it makes all of the characters the same width and it doesn't ignore spaces, so you can draw ASCII pictures like on hyper terminal.
vencabot_teppoo (8:32:50): So I made the VT symbol out of all "VTVTVTVTVT" and put it on my page.
vencabot_teppoo (8:32:52): It's sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (8:32:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (8:33:53): Mucho cool.
elan_einlhander (8:55:30): Wow, what a stupid commercial.
vencabot_teppoo (8:55:44): For what?
elan_einlhander (8:56:49): Internet, bitching about how madly expensive 20 bucks a month is for internet, and how they get pop-ups
elan_einlhander (8:57:01): AOL isn't to blame for pop-ups, you are.
vencabot_teppoo (8:57:16): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/xhtml/vencabotonxhtml.html
elan_einlhander (8:58:33): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (8:58:50): You know you like the standing :O
vencabot_teppoo (8:58:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (8:58:57): Oh I do
vencabot_teppoo (8:59:09): Apparently its some latin letter.
vencabot_teppoo (8:59:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (8:59:21): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (8:59:22): O
elan_einlhander (9:05:38): Man it's gonna be a long day.
vencabot_teppoo (9:05:43): Is it?
elan_einlhander (9:06:12): Yeah, I'll be leaving at like 9:30-ish, and arriving home at like 5:30-ish
vencabot_teppoo (9:06:20): Ouch.
elan_einlhander (9:06:24): :\
vencabot_teppoo (9:19:55): Done with XHTML homework! ~jig~
elan_einlhander (9:20:07): Woot woot.
vencabot_teppoo (9:21:13): You have to leave in, like, ten minutes?
elan_einlhander (9:22:05): more like twenty.
vencabot_teppoo (9:22:26): Darn it. I wanted to teach you how to make tables in HTML.
elan_einlhander (9:22:41): Yeah, sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (9:22:54): I'm gonna start working out at 6, as usual.
elan_einlhander (9:23:03): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (9:23:11): We've got all break.
elan_einlhander (9:25:46): You could pry come over some time this week.
elan_einlhander (9:27:36): Aw *feels bad now*
vencabot_teppoo (9:27:40): ?
elan_einlhander (9:27:47): Sharon doesn't want me to go.
vencabot_teppoo (9:27:50): lol
elan_einlhander (9:42:43): All right, I'm OUT.
elan_einlhander (9:42:47): Like PEACE OUT YO
vencabot_teppoo (9:42:49): Peace!
elan_einlhander (17:14:33): Nooooooooooo, she's already gone :(
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:50): Does your computer have Lucida Console as a font?
elan_einlhander (17:15:01): *stutters* What? I dunno.,
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:18): ~taps foot
elan_einlhander (17:15:41): Yeah I do.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:58): Is your computer on the largest font?
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:03): I mean, resolution?
elan_einlhander (17:16:09): I don't think so.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:01): Is it on 800x600, or is it on 1024x768?
elan_einlhander (17:17:12): I really don't know, let me look.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:20): Yeah, you better. Lol, j/k
elan_einlhander (17:18:16): I don't even remember how to chec kthat.
elan_einlhander (17:18:18): check that*
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:40): Right click on your desktop. Select "properties." Go to the "Settings" tab, and check the screen size.
elan_einlhander (17:18:50): Oh, I was in control panel.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:08): Well, you can do it from there, too. If you select "display" in the control panel, it's the same thing.
elan_einlhander (17:19:59): 1024 by 768
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:12): Alright then, go here, and be afraid:
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:22): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/art.html
elan_einlhander (17:21:06): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:34): Highlight it all, and paste it into notepad.
elan_einlhander (17:21:44): *hesitant*
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:47): Go ahead.
elan_einlhander (17:22:08): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:17): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:22:22): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:36): This is what I do all day. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:50): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:46): That HOGINET logo is actually from a font that I zoomed in on to the point of seeing each individual pixel.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:56): And then I mimicked the pixels... but in Hogi's. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:08): So I see.
elan_einlhander (17:24:13): Hogi text.
elan_einlhander (17:24:16): A new font.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:31): HOGINET
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:51): It's the Bradley Hand ITC font, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:25:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:10): Do you have the BatangChe font?
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:16): ~has all these crazy fonts with Chinese names~
elan_einlhander (17:26:24): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:35): Sweet, because I like that one more than Lucida Console.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:37): It's darker.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:53): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/art.html
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:42): It's... so beautiful. That is the best work ever created by man, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:29:51): Well of course.
elan_einlhander (17:30:46): Jesus, I work at 9:45 tomorrow, gonna have to get up at like six.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:54): Why? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:07): Why not just get up at... say... 9?
elan_einlhander (17:31:20): How in the world would I get to work on time?
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:34): ...Well, how about 8:30?
elan_einlhander (17:31:52): That's cutting it too close, I like ample time, so I can at least see Sharon.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:07): Well, she probably won't be on until 7:30, like today.
elan_einlhander (17:32:29): Which is good, I can get up, eat breakfast, shower and shave, then hop online.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:43): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:33:04): Nobody's home.
elan_einlhander (17:33:24): Not really sure why.
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:36): It wouldn't be half as scary if it were just a few JPGs... but no, Doug. It's all text. And not just ANY text...
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:49): It says "HOGIHOGIHOGIHOGI" over and over again.
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:50): ~narcissist~
elan_einlhander (17:37:19): Man, I was outside my entire shift.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:27): ~looks outside~
elan_einlhander (17:37:30): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:37:37): Got really windy, started raining.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:50): Fun.
elan_einlhander (17:37:55): Yep.
elan_einlhander (17:38:00): 'specially when no one'll help you.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:05): Jerks.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:19): The voice in my head has spoken.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:26): Spinach, carrots, prunes, peppers.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:40): I must increase my intake of all of the above.
elan_einlhander (18:31:48): I don't see why.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:42): Alright, Doug. While I finish working out, you read this:
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:43): http://www.sundial.org/humor/fuzzy.html
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:43): Look at this picture, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:46): http://spe.atdmt.com/b/MSMSNMATCH12/120x240WeddingMore_Marriage.gif
elan_einlhander (21:18:54): Geez dude.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:49): Some hot blonde chick in her underwear and some balding guy all looking up at her like (;-p
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:10): Yeah right, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:58): Oh, Mother Nature. How you mock me.
elan_einlhander (22:51:07): Hm?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:22): It's snowing, Doug. How do you like dem apples?
elan_einlhander (22:51:43): dn;safJFJS
elan_einlhander (22:51:47): WHAT!!??!?!?
elan_einlhander (22:51:51): YOU'RE SHITTING ME
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:19): ~opens window again... Not only snowing, but a good layer of snow already on the ground~ Oh, I shit you not, my friend.
elan_einlhander (22:52:34): FUCKING A
elan_einlhander (22:52:49): Dude I gotta walk to work
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:59): How pleasant.
elan_einlhander (22:53:08): GOOOOOOOOOD
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:08): ~checks forecast~
elan_einlhander (22:53:14): It's spring break for Christ's sakes!
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:58): Rofl. Weather.com for Lansing Michigan loads... loads...
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:02): ...Stops loading...
elan_einlhander (22:54:05): Don't tell me
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:08): ...Says "Done." with nothing on the screen.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:28): I can just tell by the way the poor site loaded. Lil' computer buddy was like, "...That can't be right."
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:47): Oh, the pain.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:04): High temperature tomorrow is 38 degrees, and low is 14 degrees.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:23): Not supposed to rain or snow, though. Very low chance of precipitation.
elan_einlhander (22:55:25): I SAID DON'T TELL ME
elan_einlhander (22:55:26): GOD DAMN
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:49): Hard times, hard times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:53): Well, I'm going to bed, on that pleasant note. Good luck tomorrow. ~_~

4-4-04


elan_einlhander (8:07:09): Freakin' day light savings time.
vencabot_teppoo (8:07:34): What time is it, anyway? My computer crashed and I think that it did the saving's time thing twic.
elan_einlhander (8:07:45): 8:07.
vencabot_teppoo (8:08:02): Ok, so my clock DID jump ahead two hours.
elan_einlhander (8:08:10): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (8:08:29): "Why Did Jesus Die?" is the cover story of TIME.
elan_einlhander (8:08:38): Are you serious??
vencabot_teppoo (8:09:08): Yep. I went to Time.com to see what time it was, lol.
elan_einlhander (8:09:21): Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (8:09:27): Er, no pun intended there.
vencabot_teppoo (8:09:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:09:52): Wow, THAT'S fun...
vencabot_teppoo (8:10:06): ~just readjusted his computer clock, and watched time go backwards~
elan_einlhander (8:10:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:10:29): Sharon been on?
elan_einlhander (8:10:35): Nay. :\
vencabot_teppoo (8:10:46): Poor Doug. Oh well, she'll be on before you leave.
vencabot_teppoo (8:10:54): SO DAVID HAS SPOKEN!!!
elan_einlhander (8:10:54): Maybe.
vencabot_teppoo (8:10:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (8:10:57): This time thing fucked it up.
vencabot_teppoo (8:11:46): ~looks outside~ Most of the snow seems to be gone.
elan_einlhander (8:11:59): Is it cold out there?
vencabot_teppoo (8:12:25): Well, it felt warmer than in my house when I put my hand to the window, lol.
elan_einlhander (8:12:34): Hm.
elan_einlhander (8:12:56): Kinda hoping Thomas will log on so I can bum another ride.
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:15): "Tornado and thunderstorm warnings by phone! Get urgent warnings even while you sleep!"
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:23): v_v-(zzzzzz)
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:28): *RING-RING*
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:34): -_o
elan_einlhander (8:13:36): TOOOOOOORNAAAAAAAAAADO!@#
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:38): *click* "Hello?"
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:53): [WATCH OUT MAN THERE'S A TORNADO A'COMIN'!!!!]
vencabot_teppoo (8:13:57): ~_~
elan_einlhander (8:14:07): And back to sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (8:14:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (8:14:36): I got lucky, no extra hours this week.
elan_einlhander (8:14:41): Just my normal schedule.
vencabot_teppoo (8:15:05): Cool. The new forecast for this morning says that it should get nice and warm again this week, after tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (8:15:22): Stop telling me forecasts, I don't believe in 'em. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (8:15:42): Ok, lol. I believe in 'em a little too much, because seriously, they change every day.
elan_einlhander (8:16:01): I studied the chaos theory, I know they're bull/
elan_einlhander (8:16:18): You wouldn't think the two were related.
vencabot_teppoo (8:16:27): How much did you study the chaos theory?
elan_einlhander (8:16:32): Omg
elan_einlhander (8:16:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:16:39): Enough to do.... CHAOS CONTROL?
elan_einlhander (8:16:45): I spent weeks reasearching all of the info.
elan_einlhander (8:17:02): Then I decided I'd use it for my Physics Final.
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:23): Lol. Brb, I'm gonna... v_v
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:27): >_<
elan_einlhander (8:17:31): Masturbate?
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:35): I mean, brush my teeth and get some cereal.
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:37): v_v
elan_einlhander (8:17:38): Or that.
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:39): zzzzzz
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:42): O.O
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:46): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (8:17:49): ~goes~
vencabot_teppoo (8:38:12): It sickens me that someone actually thought of the Weather Channel.
elan_einlhander (8:38:29): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (8:41:59): Ok, here's my idea:
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:05): A television channel...
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:12): ...Completed dedicated to weather.
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:26): "...But... that'd get boring. You're saying forecasts all the time?"
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:30): NO, YOU SILLY FOOL!
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:41): We'll have stuff like, "World's Worst Floods" and "Chasing Tornados"!
vencabot_teppoo (8:42:46): It'll be ALL ABOUT WEATHER.
vencabot_teppoo (8:53:51): Doug, search for singles in your area.
vencabot_teppoo (8:53:52): NOW.
elan_einlhander (8:54:04): I can't.
vencabot_teppoo (8:54:26): Sure you can-
vencabot_teppoo (8:54:31): At MATCH.COM!
elan_einlhander (8:54:37): No, I don't have the time.
vencabot_teppoo (8:54:50): Oh... Well, in that case, search for singles in the MEIJER area.
vencabot_teppoo (8:54:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:56:13): The difference between blueberry cereals and marshmellow cereals is that blueberries are chewier and healthier, but they DON'T float.
elan_einlhander (8:56:28): Ew....
vencabot_teppoo (8:56:54): I've got a bunch of blueberries on the bottom of my bowl and can't get them out, lol.
elan_einlhander (8:57:05): That's sorta nasty.
vencabot_teppoo (8:57:28): It tastes really good, though. And is insanely good for you.
elan_einlhander (8:59:23): Off to work....
vencabot_teppoo (8:59:31): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (8:59:35): Wear a coat. Oh, wait. Lol.

4-5-04


elan_einlhander (10:49:33): Sharon is five hours ahead of us right?
vencabot_teppoo (10:49:44): Yes indeed.
elan_einlhander (10:49:48): Okie doke.
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:01): Still interested in learning how to set up your spells/skills tables?
elan_einlhander (11:04:12): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:47): It's insanely easy for computer nerds like us to learn HTML on the fly, since it's just like a video game. Just open notepad and I'll tell you what to do.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:01): And more importantly, why you're doing it, so you can learn.
elan_einlhander (11:05:39): Mkay, one sec.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:48): ~nods~ Just tell me when you're ready.
elan_einlhander (11:06:15): All right, Notepad fired up.
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:56): Alright. Here's what you gotta do first. Click "save as" and where it says "txt document," select "ALL documents."
vencabot_teppoo (11:08:13): So you're saving as "all documents." THEN, save it onto your desktop as "table.html"
vencabot_teppoo (11:08:47): I mean, "all files." Not "all documents."
elan_einlhander (11:08:53): Done.
vencabot_teppoo (11:09:14): Alright. Now, go onto your desktop and open "table.html". It should be a blank web-page.
vencabot_teppoo (11:10:14): Lookin' good?
elan_einlhander (11:10:36): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:10:52): Ok. Now, in the notepad file, type this in:
vencabot_teppoo (11:10:59): 
vencabot_teppoo (11:11:21): That will tell the HTML file that you are ~starting~ a table. That means that everything after that is in a table.
vencabot_teppoo (11:11:53): Now, you can make ADDITIONAL attributes for that table. Go back and delete table (or just add the rest in) and type: 

vencabot_teppoo (11:12:14): So that means that you're starting a table, WITH a small border.
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:30): So you have this typed in now: 

elan_einlhander (11:12:38): So all I should have is that?
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:44): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:58): Ok, now, on the next line down, simply type this in: 
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:11): That means that everything after that is in a "Table Row."
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:21): Then go another line down.
elan_einlhander (11:13:28): Mkay.
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:31): 

vencabot_teppoo (11:13:39): Alright. Now, type this in:
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:45): 
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:07): TD stands for "Table Data." Everything between  is in a single cell.
elan_einlhander (11:14:13): Okie
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:16): So, here's the code we have so far, and my interpretation:
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:24): 
 
Cell 1 and 

vencabot_teppoo (11:14:35): We started a TABLE, then a ROW, and then we made a CELL in that row.
elan_einlhander (11:14:42): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:08): Alright. Now, go a line down and type this (PS, going a line down does NOT make any difference in HTML. You don't have to if you don't want to, but it makes things more organized)
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:13): 
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:26): And then go a line down and type 
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:34): So now you have:
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:42): 
 
 Cell 1Cell 2

vencabot_teppoo (11:16:02): And now, type this in:
vencabot_teppoo (11:16:11): 
vencabot_teppoo (11:16:29): Tell me when you've got all that.
elan_einlhander (11:17:05): Got it, and quick question.
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:11): Alright.
elan_einlhander (11:17:20): Does it make a difference if there's a space after the 4 and the <
elan_einlhander (11:17:22): ?
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:57): It MIGHT make a space after the 4 on your table. Nope, it doesn't.
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:09): Ok, so now you have this:
elan_einlhander (11:18:11): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:13): 
 
 Cell 1 Cell 2 
 Cell 3 Cell 4 

elan_einlhander (11:18:41): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:52): It's very simple. You started your table, then started a row. You put two cells on that first row, and then you ... so you ended that row. Then, you started another row, made two cells on THAT row, and then ended THAT row.
vencabot_teppoo (11:19:00): So you have two rows, each with 2 cells.
elan_einlhander (11:19:18): All right, pretty basic so far.
vencabot_teppoo (11:19:19): Now, on the next line down, type in 
 
 Cell 1 Cell 2 
 
 Cell 3 Cell 4  
, which means that you're ending your table, and you're done.
vencabot_teppoo (11:19:33): Now SAVE it and refresh in your blank web-page window, table.html
elan_einlhander (11:20:00): Yup, I see it
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:25): Alright. Now, for your own education, I want ya to play around. Type in different numbers in the 
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:31): And add cells and rows, and whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:35): If you have any questions, tell me.
elan_einlhander (11:20:40): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:54): Save in your notepad and refresh in your HTML window to see the changes.
vencabot_teppoo (11:22:06): If you want to learn some more advanced tricks, just tell me.
elan_einlhander (11:22:21): Oh I see.
elan_einlhander (11:22:25): It's the border thickness.
vencabot_teppoo (11:22:30): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:22:35): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (11:22:44): If you put "border=0" it'll have no border, which I use constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:00): Since, when you make a web-pages design using tables, you DON'T want people to see where your cells start and stop.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:12): I think, on your web-page, when I made your skills-spells list, I used a 0 border.
elan_einlhander (11:23:25): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:29): To make it look like everything just magically lined up.
elan_einlhander (11:25:36): All right, want me to leave it at zero then?
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:21): I don't care, lol. It's up to you. Also, you should know that, when you , you slash all of the code that was in that cell automatically.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:24): So if you type in:
vencabot_teppoo (11:27:05): [td][i]Italicized[/td][td]Italicized[/td]
vencabot_teppoo (11:27:14): I hate to break it to you, but the second cell WON'T be italicized.
vencabot_teppoo (11:27:57): This is really a bitch when you're using LONG code. For instance, if you want to have all of the font on a table be the same, but have it be DIFFERENT from arial, you have to type in the in every cell.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:12): I mean, the [font face=x color=x size=x] in every cell.
elan_einlhander (11:28:26): ah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:36): Which suxxors... but I know a little notepad trick for that.
vencabot_teppoo (11:29:04): I just go to "Edit" then "replace" and replace "[td]" with "[td][font face=x color=x size=x]"
vencabot_teppoo (11:29:08): *ingenius*
elan_einlhander (11:29:33): So when you type [td] it instead types all that?
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:11): Well, when you use the replace command on notepad, it searches your document and replaces something whenever it sees it. So, FIRST type in your table, WITHOUT the font codes.
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:41): And then use the replace command to change [td] to [td][font color=x size=x face=x]
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:50): And then it'll search your whole document and replace.
vencabot_teppoo (11:31:14): You can try it on your little test cell, if you want.
vencabot_teppoo (11:31:15): I mean, test table.
vencabot_teppoo (11:31:52): If you're using XHTML, though, it's a bit easier.
elan_einlhander (11:32:08): All right, I see how it works.
elan_einlhander (11:32:10): But.
elan_einlhander (11:32:22): Ah, nevermind.
vencabot_teppoo (11:33:02): That's how I make such HUGE looking HTML documents. When people see my tables, they're like "holy crap," but little did they know that I just copied and pasted a lot, and replaced a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (11:34:00): For instance, let's say you KNOW how many cells you want per row, like YOU do.
vencabot_teppoo (11:34:01): When I was at your house, I was like, "Ok. So, every skill will have a name, a type, a comprehension, and a current %."
elan_einlhander (11:34:21): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (11:35:34): So, what I did, was I just pasted THIS ~over and over and over~:
vencabot_teppoo (11:35:36): 
vencabot_teppoo (11:35:44): And then filled in the blanks for each skill.
elan_einlhander (11:35:53): Which is what I'm doing this for, so that'll be handy later.
elan_einlhander (11:36:03): Is that all you did for the whole thing?
vencabot_teppoo (11:36:04): Well, I don't know if that's exactly what I did, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:36:13): Well, lemme check. What's the web-page.
elan_einlhander (11:36:22): www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander
vencabot_teppoo (11:40:10): Man, my computer can't handle this, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:40:16): Aw.
elan_einlhander (11:40:29): Well, you could just come over tomorrow if it's a problem.
elan_einlhander (11:40:31): And use the other compy.
vencabot_teppoo (11:40:32): Billy's doin' it slowly but surely.
vencabot_teppoo (11:41:31): Ok. I see what I did, now. But, since this is before my maturity of going down a line for every new code, it's all in one big block of unreadable text.
vencabot_teppoo (11:41:40): So I'm gonna organize it a little bit and then bring ya through the tutorial.
elan_einlhander (11:41:46): Okie doke.
vencabot_teppoo (11:44:53): Ok, I hope you have time to put forth a little concentration, because this is only a LITTLE more complicated than a four-by-four table, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:45:13): Yeah, lemme put Elan in social.
vencabot_teppoo (11:45:21): Ok.
vencabot_teppoo (11:45:39): Bring open your skills-spells page, so you can see what I'm talking about.
elan_einlhander (11:45:51): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (11:46:35): Ok. Now, here's what the code looks like for the top table, with Elan's skills in it. This is the first two rows:
vencabot_teppoo (11:46:44): 
NameTypeComprehensionPercent

vencabot_teppoo (11:46:46): Whoa.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:03): Oh, crap. Lemme replace the < and > with [ and ]
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:10): Darn Yahoo and it's accepting of HTML sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:37): [table bgcolor=black cellspacing=5 width=90%] [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]1[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]archery[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]WEA[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]99%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]2[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]blind fighting[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]COM[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]40%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [/tr] 
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:39): Ok, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:53): Paste that somewhere so that you don't have to keep scrolling up.
vencabot_teppoo (11:48:38): As you can see, just like WE did in the tutorial, I started a table with [table]. But, I used some attributes that I didn't teach you yet.
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:03): bgcolor= will set the background color of the table. As you can see, the background of your page is roses but the background of the table is black.
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:10): That's why it's bgcolor=black
elan_einlhander (11:49:20): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:36): the "cellspacing=" is the units of space between each cell. I'm not exactly sure how big a unit is- Usually I just keep trying number until it looks about right.
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:24): Then, width=90% tells the HTML that I want the "skills" table to fill up 90% of the space it has. In this case, since your page is made by a bunch of tables within tables, it means that your "skills" table fills up 90% of that little window of space it has.
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:43): Notice how the table doesn't fill up the entire black box.
elan_einlhander (11:50:57): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:00): Then, I started a table row with [tr]
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:40): Then I started a cell with [td] and programmed the font with the [font] attribute. It's less complicated than it looks, because, as you see, all of the font progamming is the exact same.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:45): I just had to type it in over and over again.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:54): So, for simplicities sake, you could probably take that out.
vencabot_teppoo (11:52:34): Then, I numbered the skill. Then made a cell with the name of the skill. Made a cell with the type of the skill. Made a cell with the comprehension of the skill, and made a cell with the percentage of the skill.
vencabot_teppoo (11:52:49): Then stopped the row, made another row, and did it all over again.
vencabot_teppoo (11:52:52): See?
elan_einlhander (11:53:08): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:54): So, let's say that you want to add new skills. First of all, you would want to organize that big clump of mess a little bit. In fact, ~I'll~ do that, since it IS my mess. Then, when it's all nice and pretty, it should be able to change the skills that you already have. For instance, archery isn't 99% anymore, right?
elan_einlhander (11:54:18): Nope, it's 109
elan_einlhander (11:54:19): ert
elan_einlhander (11:54:21): 100
vencabot_teppoo (11:54:24): So you would search the code for it (it'll be easier after I organize it) and then just change it. To add a new skill, you'd just add a new row.
elan_einlhander (11:54:36): Okie, simple enough.
vencabot_teppoo (11:55:11): I've gotten a LOT better at HTML since I made this, so I've got a lot of cleaning up to do. Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:55:28): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (11:56:53): Wait I got a question.
vencabot_teppoo (11:56:58): Ok.
elan_einlhander (11:57:18): THe skills and spells are seperated by a "line" across the screen, does that mean the spells are a seperate table?
vencabot_teppoo (11:57:46): Yes sir. I end the skills table and then I used 
 to make that line, and then started the spells table.
vencabot_teppoo (11:57:53): But, as you can see, the table's layouts are ALMOST identically.
vencabot_teppoo (11:57:56): Identical, that is.
elan_einlhander (11:58:03): hr means?
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:08): Horizontal Rule
elan_einlhander (11:58:14): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:21): Also, notice that the SPELLS have one more cell per row than the skills do.
elan_einlhander (11:58:47): For the type
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:47): And also notice how David, being the newbie that he is, didn't label ANY of the columns.
elan_einlhander (11:58:54): Yah.
elan_einlhander (11:59:00): Freakin' newbie.
vencabot_teppoo (11:59:16): All I would need to do would be to add another row on the top with the labels. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:59:30): Yeah, even I know that now.
elan_einlhander (11:59:37): *laughs at newbie-David*
vencabot_teppoo (12:02:22): I'm tempted to just rewrite the whole page with XHTML, since it actually IS simpler for tables, but you can't have HTML and XHTML on the same page, so I'd have to teach you the whole thing, and it'd get messy.
elan_einlhander (12:02:49): Yeah let's stick to html right now.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:01): For XHTML, you can just specify a font-type for the whole table, and since 98% of this table's bulk is the [font color="white" face="times" size="2"], it would make the table insanely smaller, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:18:23): Well, just finished re-organizing the skills table. It keeps the web-page looking exactly the same, which is good. It'll just be a lot easier to edit now.
vencabot_teppoo (12:18:46): And you have twice as many spells. Goodie.
elan_einlhander (12:19:06): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:07): Look how fancy-shmancy the skills one is organized now, though:
elan_einlhander (12:19:13): *looking*
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:52): [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]1[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]archery[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]WEA[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]99%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]2[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]blind fighting[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]COM[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]40%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [/tr]
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:26): I've got each cell on a line, and each row spaced out from eachother.
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:31): So you can easily tell which row is which.
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:35): And which cell is which.
elan_einlhander (12:20:42): How did yah space the rows?
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:22): I just made them one line apart. I mean, in the actual HTML coding. Not the page. The page looks exactly the same, but now the code is a lot easier to read.
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:25): ~points up~
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:28): Compared to this:
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:08): [/td][/tr][tr][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]1[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]acid blast[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]CON[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]154[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]32%[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]36% [/td][/tr][tr][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]2[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]armor[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]CON[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]24[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]0%[/td][td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]31% 
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:11): Which is what it WAS.
elan_einlhander (12:22:15): WOw.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:17): And what the spells still ARE, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:41): And so now, here I come, with my little screw-driver, to break THAT mess up, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:22:46): Okie doke.
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:59): When this is done, it'll be the single most USER-FRIENDLY TABLE OF ALL TIIIIIME!!!
elan_einlhander (12:34:18): Wow.
elan_einlhander (12:34:20): I feel special.
vencabot_teppoo (12:34:53): Well, not quite. Well, to make it the most user-friendly table of all time, I'm gonna see what happens when I combine XHTML with HTML... because it really would be nice to just have XHTML tables. THAT would make it so user friendly that it'd be impossible to screw up.
vencabot_teppoo (12:35:40): YOU'D still know how to change the table, because making a table in XHTML is almost the same as making it in HTML. Our tutorial with the lil' four-cell table could also be consider XHTML.
vencabot_teppoo (12:35:49): I'm only gonna change one itty-bitty thing about it.
vencabot_teppoo (12:36:19): XHTML is most known for it's "style=" attribute.
vencabot_teppoo (12:36:35): You know how, in EVERY cell of these tables, there has to be a [font face=x color=x size=x]?
vencabot_teppoo (12:36:39): Which is why it looks so huge?
vencabot_teppoo (12:36:54): In XHTML, when I first START the table, I would just type:
vencabot_teppoo (12:37:22): [table style="font-family : times;color : white;font-size : 2;"]
vencabot_teppoo (12:37:27): And it would affect the whole table.
elan_einlhander (12:55:45): Was that you?
vencabot_teppoo (12:55:59): ?
elan_einlhander (12:56:05): Signing into MSN
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:47): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (12:56:52): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (13:05:45): XHTML PREVAILS!!!!
elan_einlhander (13:05:55): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (13:06:14): NOW, it is the most user-friendly table ever. Behold, the difference between the HTML table and the XHTML table:
vencabot_teppoo (13:07:38): Ok, HTML table, the first two entries:
vencabot_teppoo (13:07:48): [table bgcolor=black cellspacing=5 width=90%] [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]1[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]archery[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]WEA[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]99%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]2[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]blind fighting[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]COM[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]40%[/td] [td][font color="white" face="times" size="2"]5%[/td] [/tr]
vencabot_teppoo (13:07:56): Archery and blind-fighting.
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:03): Now, XHTML, the first two entries:
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:13): [table style="background-color : #000000;font-family : times;color : #FFFFFF;font-size : 13px;" cellspacing="5" width="90%"] [tr] [td]1[/td] [td]archery[/td] [td]WEA[/td] [td]5%[/td] [td]99%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]2[/td] [td]blind fighting[/td] [td]COM[/td] [td]40%[/td] [td]5%[/td] [/tr]
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:45): You really start to see the difference when you get 63 spells, lol. And it'll be a LOT easier for you to edit, since you won't have to keep typing in that font crap.
elan_einlhander (13:08:56): yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:12): With XHTML, you can make a sweet looking table with the EXACT basic commands that I taught you, td and tr.
elan_einlhander (13:09:34): Well, hang on
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:38): It'll be just as easy for you to edit this now as it was for you to make that four-by-four table, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:09:43): You're bombarding me with crap.
elan_einlhander (13:09:52): What's the #0000000000?
vencabot_teppoo (13:10:10): That's the color "black" in hexadecimal, which is how you determine colors in XHTML.
elan_einlhander (13:10:16): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (13:10:18): It's #000000
elan_einlhander (13:10:20): And the FFFFFFF?
vencabot_teppoo (13:10:38): Red-Red Green-Green Blue-Blue. That's what the number stand for.
vencabot_teppoo (13:10:45): #FFFFFF is white.
elan_einlhander (13:10:51): Ah.
elan_einlhander (13:11:00): So I assume F is max?
vencabot_teppoo (13:11:08): When you have no color, you have black. When you have ALL color (F is max in Hex), then you have white.
vencabot_teppoo (13:11:09): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (13:11:16): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (13:11:32): Alright. Now, do you know how to basically USE Geocities?
elan_einlhander (13:12:09): I guess, i know how to use the file manager for the most part.
vencabot_teppoo (13:13:10): Alright then. Edit your skills-spells page. Highlight everything and delete EVERYTHING, and then copy-paste this document in it's place:
elan_einlhander (13:13:20): Uh, all right..
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:04): Tell me when you're done replacing, so I can make sure everything worked ok.
elan_einlhander (13:15:54): I switched 'em
elan_einlhander (13:15:58): Shall I save?
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:03): Yessir.
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:06): And then link me again.
elan_einlhander (13:16:07): Oh shit
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:11): Ah, never-mind. WhaT?
elan_einlhander (13:17:22): Link you to the site or the editor?
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:33): The site, after you save the replaced version.
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:37): But I got it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:41): You don't need to link me.
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:42): Just save it.
elan_einlhander (13:17:47): Okay, it's saved.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:37): And it looks great. Excellent. Now, you can adjust the table as you please.
elan_einlhander (13:18:50): Woot.
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:28): Oh, that is a niiice table. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:40): A MONKEY could edit that table.
elan_einlhander (13:19:48): *pressure*
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:20:54): Ugh, I gotta change all the numbers.
vencabot_teppoo (13:21:19): What fun.
vencabot_teppoo (13:22:00): To INSERT a row, obviously, just type the row in between the rows in question. If I were you, I'd use that same organization scheme... since I think it's a pretty good scheme, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:22:18): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:05): 
elan_einlhander (13:25:39): Ugh, my head is spinning.
elan_einlhander (13:25:45): Guess I'll work on this a bit later.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:04): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:05): Poor Cliff Hanger, hanging from a cliff.
elan_einlhander (14:16:31): O_o
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:32): *Between the Lions*
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:54): *is an awesome show*
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:12): ~feels a splitting pain in the back of his hand~
elan_einlhander (14:23:22): Ouch.
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:34): ~and a yellow spot~
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:35): O.o
elan_einlhander (14:23:39): Uh
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:44): ~which slowly fades into... THE TRIFORCE!!!~
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:46): O.O
elan_einlhander (14:23:51): :O
vencabot_teppoo (14:24:03): Rofl. ~loves that emoticon~
elan_einlhander (14:24:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:25:16): We should go on a journey this week.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:34): We should, but it'll probably be cold.
elan_einlhander (14:25:41): Nah.
elan_einlhander (14:25:44): Think warm thoughts.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:03): In what manner is Al Roker a celebrity? Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:27:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:17): He's a weather-man, and yet everyone loves him.
elan_einlhander (14:27:19): Good question.
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:49): David vs ZOOM
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:57): Dead kids and bullet-shells
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:00): ~grand gesture~
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:02): EVERYWHERE.
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:36:07): Rofl, prolly.
elan_einlhander (14:37:08): Nothing like arguing, to a girl, that all females eventually have the urge to bear children give life.
vencabot_teppoo (14:37:26): How old is she?
elan_einlhander (14:37:32): 15.
vencabot_teppoo (14:38:00): Lol. Then tell her to ask her mom.
elan_einlhander (14:38:10): Good idea, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:41:13): And what is Doug doing you ask? Why playing with scissors of course.
vencabot_teppoo (14:41:34): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:49): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:59): ZOOM.
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:09): They were making a machine that'll pour milk into a cup.

4-6-04


vencabot_teppoo (10:38:16): The Hoginet site is too sweet for words, now.
elan_einlhander (10:38:27): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (10:38:50): I'm not a master of HTML. I did SO much studying yesterday that I now know basically everything about HTML. Now I just need to learn scripting.
vencabot_teppoo (10:38:56): The site looks so professional.
vencabot_teppoo (10:40:08): I know everything that anyone would need to know about HTML, now. It's insane.
elan_einlhander (10:40:19): Hurrah.
elan_einlhander (10:42:00): I hate lousy stand up comedians.
elan_einlhander (10:42:04): We need the hook again.
vencabot_teppoo (10:42:16): I'm gonna upload it onto Geocities right now.
vencabot_teppoo (10:42:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:44:31): I can't believe how much I've learned about HTML in one night. In such an amazing amount of time, I went from THE SANCTUARY OF EINLHANDER to THIS. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:44:36): ~sticks tongue out~
elan_einlhander (10:44:50): *cuts off your tongue* Son of a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (10:45:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:49:47): http://www.geocities.com/hoginet2004
vencabot_teppoo (10:50:54): Now I just need to fill in the blanks.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:30): Do those pages need to be scrolled on your PC? Your resolution is the same as mine, but I wanna be sure.
elan_einlhander (11:05:45): I don't think so.
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:09): Mmm. Good.
vencabot_teppoo (12:17:25): Halelorf: david... Halelorf: have to break something to you Halelorf: Vencabot was deleted by the server Halelorf: I tried to take the name back too Halelorf: its not allowed Vencabot Teppoo: Dude... ~I~ deleted Vencabot a long time ago.
elan_einlhander (12:17:41): No one told him? Lol
elan_einlhander (12:18:10): But let's look at it this way.
elan_einlhander (12:18:20): At least he cared enough to try and recover him, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:18:32): I guess, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:18:46): Amazing how everyone but he know.
elan_einlhander (12:18:48): knew*
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:04): That's what I said, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:50): Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny. Check out http://www.geocities.com/hoginet2004 needrealnamehelp: sry was playin FF7!!!! Vencabot Teppoo: Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:56): Kenny responds 20 minutes later.
elan_einlhander (12:19:59): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:16): SRY WAS PLAYIN' 557!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:40): Cameron's really taking it hard, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:20:44): Yeah he is.
elan_einlhander (12:20:51): Poor buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:43): WHY IS TOM AND JERRY ON CARTOON NETWORK FOR SOOO LONG?!
elan_einlhander (12:33:01): Not exactly sure.
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:33): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:34): CONAN
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:42): Please tell me you're watching.
elan_einlhander (12:33:45): Nope
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:49): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (12:33:51): I am now.
vencabot_teppoo (12:34:16): Joel, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:54:47): Meh, brother mad at me now, and he's the only one around.
vencabot_teppoo (12:54:59): Why mad?
elan_einlhander (12:55:12): Cuz I won't let him play Metal Gear Solid
elan_einlhander (12:55:17): It's too violent.
elan_einlhander (12:55:19): So much blood
elan_einlhander (12:55:22): And sexual innuendo.
elan_einlhander (12:55:27): I just don't think it's appropriate.
elan_einlhander (12:55:41): But mom lets him watch crap like that, so he's not used to being banned
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:02): But ~you~ play it, lol. Is he less mature than you? So much so that you should ban something like that from him?
elan_einlhander (12:56:15): Yes.
elan_einlhander (12:56:22): I'm 17, the game is rated mature

4-7-04


vencabot_teppoo (11:19:51): It feels good to be going on a quest.
elan_einlhander (11:19:58): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (11:19:59): ~putting on armor~
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:20): I'm gonna walk down to the Lansing mall... or get lost. Either way, I'm not gonna be back until 8.
elan_einlhander (11:20:30): Wow.
elan_einlhander (11:20:35): Damn, I gotta work.
elan_einlhander (11:20:38): Or I'd tag along
vencabot_teppoo (11:20:54): Because that's when the sun goes down in spring ~awesome~. When do you have a day off? I wouldn't be opposed to going on more than one, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:21:09): Friday I have off.
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:24): You wanna go somewhere on Friday?
elan_einlhander (11:21:39): Hmm, sure.
elan_einlhander (11:21:44): But I can't go ALL dya.
elan_einlhander (11:21:45): day*
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:57): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (11:24:00): I dont think dad realizes that I'm gonna be gone all day, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:24:10): I tried to tell him but ya know, his hearing. Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:24:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:24:54): "You sure you don't wanna take your brother with ya? He could use a little sunshine."
vencabot_teppoo (11:25:06): "...Dad... I'm gonna get more than a little sunshine."
elan_einlhander (11:25:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:22): David, I have to talk to you, and it's extremely important.
elan_einlhander (16:10:31): I'll be out of work at ten, please stay on until then.
elan_einlhander (16:10:42): I know you don't like being up late, but I need this favour.
elan_einlhander (22:24:19): Hey.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:24): Alright, Doug. What's up?
elan_einlhander (22:24:36): We need to talk about Vlad.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:45): Yeah, I'm talking with him right now.
elan_einlhander (22:24:52): I figured he got to you by now.
elan_einlhander (22:24:57): Sharon wants me to tell you.
elan_einlhander (22:25:02): Like, everything.
elan_einlhander (22:25:06): You only know some.
elan_einlhander (22:25:25): For starters, tell me what YOU know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:50): I'll handle the Vlad situation.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:58): Don't worry about what I know or don't know.
elan_einlhander (22:26:10): What are you talking about handle?
elan_einlhander (22:26:19): And yeah you need to tell me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:01): I'll fix the situation. I'll help Vlad and Sharon both be fulfilled.
elan_einlhander (22:27:18): Dude, this isn't just about you.
elan_einlhander (22:27:25): I'm not here to fix, I'm here to tell.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:48): Well, I'm ALWAYS here to fix. It's my only goal in life. Now what do you have to tell?
elan_einlhander (22:28:02): It's hard when I'm not totally sure what all you know.
elan_einlhander (22:28:09): And yeah I'm fixing to, but not with you.
elan_einlhander (22:28:15): Been talking to this guy for days.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:34): And?
elan_einlhander (22:28:52): Why won't you tell me what all you know>
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:10): Because I know too much. It seems pointless. I can't just type it all down. What do you think I don't know?
elan_einlhander (22:29:24): Perhaps how deep it is.
elan_einlhander (22:29:31): Fine, I'll just sum stuff up.
elan_einlhander (22:29:36): But to start.
elan_einlhander (22:29:41): Last night, about midnight.
elan_einlhander (22:29:45): Sweetlunabell logged on.
elan_einlhander (22:30:02): It was him, on her account.
elan_einlhander (22:30:16): He was logging on all her stuff, checking her contacts, trying to change things.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:27): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:30:39): So I was talking to him, and for whatever reason he seems to trust me a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:39): So that's how he got my address, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:41): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:30:45): He got both of ours.
elan_einlhander (22:30:52): So nothing I could do about that.
elan_einlhander (22:30:57): I did find out the password though.
elan_einlhander (22:31:06): ANd I got on all of her accounts to block him out.
elan_einlhander (22:31:11): Small victory, stopped hacker man,
elan_einlhander (22:31:15): But regardless.
elan_einlhander (22:31:36): He's unstable, as I'm sure you've noticed.
elan_einlhander (22:31:52): And he knows enough about her to do whatever he wants really.
elan_einlhander (22:32:05): Do you know what went on between them?
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): Maybe. I know some of what went on between them.
elan_einlhander (22:35:49): Well, he was pretty deep into her, and maybe she was at the start, but things got, extreme.
elan_einlhander (22:36:07): Like, obsessive over her, saying he couldn't live without her.
elan_einlhander (22:36:15): Saying he would kill himself if she left him.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:24): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:36:25): She made a loooooooot of mistakes.
elan_einlhander (22:36:36): I can't even begin to understand her thinking.
elan_einlhander (22:36:51): Well, he was giving her... pictures of himself.
elan_einlhander (22:37:21): Well, she realized how nuts this guy was, and decided to avoid him, and he started kinda stalking her.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:42): ~nods and is listening~
elan_einlhander (22:38:05): And well, it's hard to sum up, but he keeps saying she's not worth it, but he won't shut up about her.
elan_einlhander (22:38:09): That's when he got onto her accounts.
elan_einlhander (22:38:18): He has her phone number, her address.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:24): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:38:41): Today her and I changed all of her passwords and deleted old accounts.
elan_einlhander (22:38:46): And I guess that comes to present.
elan_einlhander (22:38:53): And you're really concerning me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:19): Well, that's good, because that was all stuff that I didn't know, and knowledge is power.
elan_einlhander (22:39:36): Yeah, I knew you only knew the bare basics.
elan_einlhander (22:39:47): It goes deeper, but I'm trying to stay focused.
elan_einlhander (22:39:55): What are you two talking about/
elan_einlhander (22:40:00): He claims he won't harass you.
elan_einlhander (22:40:16): And well, you're my buddy so I worry;
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:26): Yeah, he's not harassing me. We're talking about life, etc. Believe me, don't worry about me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:28): I got this down.
elan_einlhander (22:40:36): Well I do too.
elan_einlhander (22:40:45): I assume we're doing the same thing, from different angles.
elan_einlhander (22:41:06): Like, we discussed life, and how it can be lived and experienced, and the control we have over it.
elan_einlhander (22:41:26): He was a really disturbed individual, but not a hopeless cause.
elan_einlhander (22:42:14): But he does tend to ramble, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:07): And i'm talking to a wall.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:18): *bricks*
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:34): Man, I am sleepy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:56): Did you know that "nothing" is a pronoun? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:14): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:18): I learned that in my grammar book, and it really does make sense.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): Peace!
elan_einlhander (23:53:33): Bye.

4-8-04


vencabot_teppoo (11:59:26): John wants to know if he can borrow FFX again.
elan_einlhander (12:01:47): Yes but not yet.
vencabot_teppoo (12:01:53): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (12:01:54): My brother wants it this weekend.
vencabot_teppoo (12:02:00): Okie madokie betamon.
vencabot_teppoo (12:14:18): ~looking back at his old websites, now that his skills have improved~ My God... they're hideous.
vencabot_teppoo (12:14:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:15:33): Doug, I think it's time to clean house. Lol.

4-9-04


vencabot_teppoo (10:25:04): Hogiman was born on the 7th of July in 1985. His birth name was Trevor "TT" Titan and his parents were Vladimir and Sue. He attended public school all the way through his Sophomore year in highschool when a number of events would unfold making it impossible for him to continue his education. In elementary school Trevor was a model student, never causing any trouble or being too conspicuous about anything. It was in junior highschool that he became known as the Hoagy-man for his unnatural appetite during the lunch period.
vencabot_teppoo (10:25:09): "He was an expensive boy to feed," says Sue Titan. "I knew that kids at about his age were doing a lot of growing, and I didn't see anything unnatural about it. I had heard about thirteen and fourteen year-olds eating multiple large pizzas in one sitting, so I wasn't alarmed or anything like that when he began taking two submarine sandwiches to school each day." Little did anyone know that his love for submarine sandwiches would change Trevor's life.
vencabot_teppoo (10:25:17): Trevor maintained his nickname all through his limited time in the public school system, and some say that his appetite grew even greater. Good friend William "Billy the Bagel" Happard says, "He moved up from just one-and-a-half sandwiches to two-and-a-half, a half-gallon of milk, an apple, four sticks of celery, a pear, a carrot, a packet of string-cheese, and a bag of popcorn." "He hardly had time to talk because he only had 45 minutes of lunch-time to eat it all," says Billy.
vencabot_teppoo (10:25:26): It was June 19th that Trevor was walking home from school when he stopped to gaze up at something blazing across the sky, right toward him. "At first I thought that it was a plane crashing down, but then I realized that it was a flaming rock... A comet." The comet came down and landed directly across the street from Trevor, at Papa Mario's Pizzas and Subs, where the boy had always gotten his lunch-time favorites.
vencabot_teppoo (10:25:34): "The force threw me back against the building behind me and I crashed through a window, a glass swan, two vases, and another window (it was a glass-works showcase)," says Hogi. "The comet must've struck the boiler or something because after that there was another explosion, that shot flames out of the windows of the hoagitorium. I hit the swan pretty hard and I was sorta dizzy, and all I remember thinking was that I had to save all of the garden-fresh vegetables, deli-style meats and freshly-baked bread that I could."
elan_einlhander (10:29:29): The hell
vencabot_teppoo (10:29:42): It's the HogiOlogy, lol. I'm still writing it.
elan_einlhander (10:29:45): So I see.
vencabot_teppoo (10:55:02): Doug. When you go to http://www.geocities.com/hoginet2004/1024x768/hogislogans.html do you see Japanese characters in any of the slogans?
elan_einlhander (10:56:21): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (10:56:51): Alright. Now, if you go to "View" then "Encoding," is the encoding "Auto-select: Japanese- Shift-JIS"?
elan_einlhander (10:57:39): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (10:57:58): Alright. Lastly, is your hard-drive running at full speed, or is it going kind of slow?
elan_einlhander (10:58:07): How should I know.
vencabot_teppoo (10:58:15): Well, either way, you'd better go catch it.
elan_einlhander (10:58:36): That's not a very good joke, not many are gonna know it.
vencabot_teppoo (10:58:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:59:55): Do you remember where the M9 is?
vencabot_teppoo (11:00:07): What's the M9?
elan_einlhander (11:00:17): in Metal Gear Solid.
vencabot_teppoo (11:00:26): But what it is? I don't memorize the names. What's it do?
vencabot_teppoo (11:00:34): Is that the sniper rifle?
elan_einlhander (11:00:36): Uh, I think tranquilizes.
elan_einlhander (11:00:41): No that's the PSG-I
vencabot_teppoo (11:00:50): There aren't any tranquilizers in the PSX version.
elan_einlhander (11:00:58): The hell..
elan_einlhander (11:01:06): Kay.
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:41): DOUG IS STILL ALIVE?!
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:42): Well, if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.
elan_einlhander (15:19:49): What?
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:57): ~kills~
elan_einlhander (15:20:07): *oof*
elan_einlhander (15:20:09): the hell
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:22): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~kills~ elan_einlhander: *oof*
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:25): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:42): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
elan_einlhander (17:29:47): Uh
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:53): ...
elan_einlhander (17:30:00): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:42): I... I said, "booyaka."
elan_einlhander (17:30:50): But.... why?
elan_einlhander (17:31:02): Carlos's last name is Lopez, btw,
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:33:41): Someone eats a Big Mac
elan_einlhander (17:33:43): They don't think
elan_einlhander (17:33:54): "Oh man, this burger is unhealthy"
elan_einlhander (17:33:56): They think
elan_einlhander (17:34:04): "Oh man, this bun is killing me"
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:22): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:34:27): Cuz, yah know, those lethal carbs and all.
elan_einlhander (17:34:32): Thought about that recently.
elan_einlhander (17:34:42): People on these diets, still eating all this fast food, wanting no buns.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:04): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:28): Proud Family, Disney Channel, about a crazy Mexican.
elan_einlhander (17:35:40): I love that guy
elan_einlhander (17:35:52): OHAHAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:55): Papi.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:59): Is awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:36:02): Papi is awesome
elan_einlhander (17:36:04): Touche
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:09): OAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:39:59): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:19): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:50): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:58): I love this show.
elan_einlhander (17:42:06): hehe.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:23): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:05): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:10): The lyrics.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:18): ROOOFL
elan_einlhander (17:55:08): YEAH
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:59): Dude, I had the most evil nightmare ever last night.
elan_einlhander (17:59:06): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:53): Rofl. I love that guy. Anyway, I dreamt that Ericka went to our high school.
elan_einlhander (18:00:02): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:58): And I had to see her in the hall way every day, and we were both, like, trying not to make eye contact until that got boring and so then we sorta DID try and make eye-contact, like teasing eachother, and it just really got weird... but it was a good dream because it was so realistic, I got to see what I would really do in that situation.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:11): I lost my mind, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:01:23): Nervous breakdown.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:34): Seriously, and if it happened in real life, I'd do the same thing. It'd be like that feeling I get whenever she sends me a message, but every day, after every class.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:04): It was awesome, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:22): I flipped out.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:36): It was like an alternate reality... but enough about that.
vencabot_teppoo (18:03:13): Good times.
elan_einlhander (18:03:20): i suppose.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:44): That's a hate crime.
elan_einlhander (18:07:54): What is?
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:58): Even Stevens.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:09): White boy pelts the only black boy in the school with cottage-cheese bomb.
elan_einlhander (18:08:41): That's not a hate crime.
elan_einlhander (18:08:47): That's being racist, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:08): Well, Doug... When are ya gonna get a Duel Disk? Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:33:19): Go to hell -_-
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:14): ~drools~
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:16): Five....
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:17): disk...
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:20): DVD...
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:20): ...
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:25): ...PINK PANTHER...
elan_einlhander (18:41:32): The hell.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:53): Five disks of Pink Panther, Doug.
elan_einlhander (18:42:01): Good gravy...
vencabot_teppoo (18:42:49): Meanwhile, I'm gonna go get buff... I hope I can get out on another PILGRIMAGE tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (18:43:05): Kay.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:18): Samurai on Conan.
elan_einlhander (18:46:33): :O
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:13): MIIIIIND!!!!


vencabot_teppoo (9:38:47): Happy Easter... Yooouuuu jerk.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:45:58): Morning.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:20): That it is, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:24): Keen observation.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:58): I have a camera now, by the way.
elan_einlhander (9:47:18): A regular one?
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:22): A digital one.
elan_einlhander (9:47:28): :O
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:32): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (9:47:45): Awesome, why?
vencabot_teppoo (9:48:27): Dunno. I don't see how I earned something so expensive. I've wanted a digital camera for a long time but never told my mom, I don't think.
elan_einlhander (9:48:52): Odd.
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:37): I just asked my mom for a disposal camera to take some pictures with, and she went out and bought a digital camera with John. I was playing with it and using it like crazy and I was like, "Man... I wish I had my own digital camera that I could take with me anywhere. Maybe I should ask for one for my birthday." and John was like, "Dude... That IS yours. Mom bought it for YOU." and I was like, "...Why?" and he couldn't answer me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:54): So I've been lugging it around, taking pictures and stuff. It really is the sweetest invention man ever made.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:09): It takes videos, too. *drool*
elan_einlhander (9:50:24): I've never used one, I don't know it's potential.
vencabot_teppoo (9:51:34): It's potential is crazy. Awesome resolution. Good zoom features. HUGE pictures. It can take pictures at night, in fast-motion, landscape and close-up. And, like I said, it takes videos... And it has no film, obviously... So, infinite pictures.
elan_einlhander (9:52:04): We'll have to tinker with it, maybe I can finally get a good picture of me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:21): Well Doug, it's pretty sweet, but it isn't magic.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:52:30): Touche.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:40): I've waited years for the right time to say that, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:52:57): I'm glad to be the butt of such a long waiting coat.
vencabot_teppoo (9:53:50): I went exploring yesterday and found a place that I fell in love with. I'm probably gonna be going over there every day that I can. I named a road after you, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:54:05): Go me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:04): Wandering through the woods... feeling amazingly free... thinking of names for the trails, since I plan on going there a WHOLE lot... then I came out onto a HUGE dirt road right in the middle of the forest and I was like, "...the Einlhander."
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:36): I found the best park ever.
elan_einlhander (9:55:37): I'm flattered, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:30): I was on my way to Woldumar but find a little park on the way that no one has ever heard of, called "Anderson Park." Well, at least no one I know has heard of it. It had ONE trail... I followed it and all it led to was a patch of dead trees. Then I noticed ANOTHER trail and followed THAT one... and it was insane.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:38): The park is HUGE and it's like a maze.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:39): It's truly awesome.
elan_einlhander (9:56:44): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:03): I think I'm gonna do my workouts there instead of at home. It'd only be a twenty-minute bike ride to get there.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:11): And since the sun is out longer, it should be no problem.
elan_einlhander (9:57:19): I'm riding a bike to work today.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:26): Do you have a chain?
elan_einlhander (9:57:28): Should be much sexier.
elan_einlhander (9:57:30): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:57:33): My bro's
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:42): I wish I had a bike chain. I'm just gonna hide my bike in the woods.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:52): NO ONE was there, in the entire park, except for me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:58): And it was a Saturday.
elan_einlhander (9:58:02): O_o
vencabot_teppoo (9:58:13): I was running around shouting, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:58:31): I've never heard of the place in my life but it was SO awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:14): I took a bunch of pictures and videos and then I came back and was like, "Meh, these pictures aren't so good" and just deleted 'em all, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:47): The wonders of digital technology. It's as small as any camera and yet takes videos.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:53): With sound.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:59): It's crazy.
elan_einlhander (10:00:07): Well, I love to hear you rant but.
elan_einlhander (10:00:09): Time for week.
elan_einlhander (10:00:11): er
elan_einlhander (10:00:12): work*
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:13): Week?
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:15): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:00:17): Week, work, same thing.,
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:18): Get your work on, Doug.
elan_einlhander (10:00:37): Uh
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:44): Way to work it.
elan_einlhander (10:00:46): My right click seems to have decided it doesn't want to work now.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:52): It happens.
elan_einlhander (10:01:00): There it goes.
elan_einlhander (10:01:04): Rebelious thing.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:12): My enter key seems to refuse to work at the most annoying times.
elan_einlhander (10:01:21): Anywho, peace out.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:29): Peace.

4-15-04


elan_einlhander (16:34:17): Heeeeeeeeeeeeey buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:14): I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm new. I'm not David. I don't do what David used to do, so what do I do? What else do I know how to do? Nothing.
elan_einlhander (16:35:26): The hell.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:34): I know I'm going to do something but I don't know what I'm going to do. I've finally lost it. I've finally lost that last inkling of sanity that kept me from doing something crazy. This is the time for something crazy. But I don't know what I'm going to do. What I'm going to bother doing. If I were in the woods I'd know what to do. I'd think of something.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:52): I hardly know what I'm talking about. Never mind.
elan_einlhander (16:36:58): Why not go to the woods then?
elan_einlhander (16:37:02): Beautiful day
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:03): Wouldn't have time now if I were to come back before it gets dark. If I could ride my bike there I'd have plenty of time, but dad is... is... I was waiting at school until four o'clock. Was out there since three. Just standing... waiting... He... left at 3... and got there at 4... So... incompitent.
elan_einlhander (16:38:23): Ah, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:17): And then he didn't have any money, so we came home to get my money, but he was supposed to help me if I needed any EXTRA money, but he doesn't have ANY here... so he'd have to... shower and get ready for work, and then go out and get money... and there just wouldn't be time.
elan_einlhander (16:39:39): What the hell.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:38): So now here I am... If I were to go out now, I wouldn't come back. I can't go now. Preparations have to be made. I need money somehow. With $150 dollars I could be gone for a week. I've done the math.
elan_einlhander (16:40:59): But after the week, then what?
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:56): Then come back and get more money, I guess. Or beg. Or something. It doesn't really matter- I'd survive. The last inklings of sanity are gone... I can't even reason anymore. "reason" and "logic" just don't add up anymore. I live in a whole different world.
elan_einlhander (16:42:38): Leaving without a dependable source of income would be foolhardy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:56): Sanity is so much more comfortable. So much easier, but it is that same comfort that makes me weak. It hurts so much. Everything does, right now. Since the middle of Spring Break. School tripped me. Tripped me off. Set me off. I can't stand it anymore. This world. To walk amongst the impoverished and foolish and listen to their temptations.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:44): In honor of my new crush, I don't want to utter another word. Such a damn stupid thing. Such deception. False. It isn't real... It's all in my head. It's the force of the world trying to trip me up and delay me from my mission. But the temptation is so strong. The temptation of sacrificing in order to love and be loved. In my clearest moments I know that it isn't what I want to do, Doug, but I only WISH that I could be so clear all of the time.
elan_einlhander (16:46:13): ~nodding~
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:55): I don't want to sacrifice anything. If I ever sacrifice my pride for anything I'm killing myself and the whole world. I can't. The fact of the matter is that I can't take care of anyone and no one can take care of me. There's no reason for me to talk anymore. Recently, I've noticed that singing to myself on my walks is a good way to distract myself from the pain... But I don't want to distract myself from the pain.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:12): I do, but the real me doesn't. I don't. I want to feel it. So, recently, when I'm in the woods, I just try and be silent...
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:14): The whole time...
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:18): And sure enough, Doug. When I'm silent I'm so much clearer. I'm in the woods, silent, all by myself... All alone, with no one to take care of me and no one to take care of, and I have visions like I used to. I have visions and I see solutions. I'm empowered, and I feel my "sanity" slip away. The same so-called "sanity" that makes me crave companionship and makes me too cowardly to do the things that need to be done.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:57): I'm stronger when I'm silent, and there's no reason for me to talk anymore. Nothing more that can be said until I know that last puzzle-piece that will help me save the world. That last bit that I don't understand. My words mean nothing until I understand fully.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:57): But to be in society without talking is also so pointless. To sit and class and not say anything. To sit away from everyone and yet still listen to damn stupid lectures that I know I won't ever need. I crave freedom in class, like I'm sure many do. I look outside and I don't know how I manage to sit in class, or even why I do. It's all tradition.
elan_einlhander (16:51:28): That's the only reason you do, we've been brainwashed into tradition.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:59): I've been in those damn classrooms for so long that just leaving seems so ludacrous. I know nothing would happen to me. Not a damn thing. I've seen it in my visions. I could just walk out and walk to the woods and never come back and I'd be just fine. It'd hurt, but so do all things worth their while. I'd find a way to survive. I wouldn't DIE. I may be a little hungry sometimes but I'd think of something. I'd find some way to be fed. The fact of the matter is, Doug, that I've been finding another truth of the universe recently, and that is that this so-called "puzzle" cannot be pieced together piece-by-piece.
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:46): It has to all be solved at ONCE. In one movement. This is true for all things that are good in the universe. A constant, as I've noticed... and the same goes with this insane quest. The fact is that it won't do me any good to be silent if I'm in class, and it won't do me any good to drop out of class if I still have to come home.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:06): So as long as I live here, I have to be "normal." "Sane."
elan_einlhander (16:54:13): Well.
elan_einlhander (16:54:29): To be silent in class is to say you agree with all that's going on.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:24): I don't give a shit. I can't change anything anyway. I can't change anything piece by piece. Until I know how to fix the whole world, I won't be able to fix the school system. Even if I went down to the office and complained to someone like some damn hippy, all I could do is MAYBE, MAAAAYBE, a 1/100000 chance, change a small fraction of the curriculum in the Lansing School District only. And then I could spend years fighting the system and could maybe change it for the US. Again, the chances of this happening are almost null. It's useless to go about solving problems that way. People have tried.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:49): All I can do is get out of society until I find a way to fix it.
elan_einlhander (16:57:30): Then go my friend, do what you feel is right. What is holding you back?
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:25): The final straws of my sanity. The part of me that wants to think about it just a little more, and thinking never hurt anyone. Like I said at first, I just don't know what I'm going to do. I feel so crazy. With all of these visions and everything that I've been having that have been defying all logic and reason and yet still make sense to my heart, it seems like anything that 'David' would do is just pointless. These visions, as crazy as it sounds, are things that I KNOW are true, more than I know anything. So logic doesn't effect me anymore. It's like when people ask me about how I feel about dropping out. "Don't you want to live comfortably?" "No." "Don't you want to live PERIOD?" "Yes." "Well, if you drop out, you might not be able to get a job and you might not even be able to survive.
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:30): "Yes I will." I know I will. I could walk out right now and survive just fine. That's why it's so crazy. My logic is gone, and yet it's STILL TRYING to re-surface. There is NOTHING keeping me here, because I'm confident that nothing will happen to me out there, except that I'd get stronger. The only thing keeping me here is the last TINY bits in my brain that are saying, "David, you're crazy."
elan_einlhander (17:01:34): Blah, that's weak thinking.
elan_einlhander (17:01:40): The not surviving part.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:38): Either way, next week I'm just gonna see what it's like being silent, supposing that I'm even still around by next week. I wonder if I could even last a single day in school. Hell, people do it for that stupid "Gay people died" holiday.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:15): But they still COMMUNICATE... with hand-language or whatever. I just don't want to communicate. I want to be alone in my mind, the way that I am in the woods. Just sit there and be alone. Maybe half-way listen to the lecture.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:23): Just to see what it's like to be alone in school.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:26): No one to fall back on.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:29): No one to entertain me.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:32): No one to entertain.
elan_einlhander (17:03:36): Then going there seems rather pointless.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:02): I know, but like I said, I just want to think more. If I go, at least then I'll still be marked "there." I can decide later what I'm going to do. Either way, I'm going to just sit here now, and meditate. On an unrelated note, these new toquitos have a chemical in them that make you HUNGRIER than when you started. I'm positive of it now.
elan_einlhander (17:05:21): The hell.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:26): Every time I eat this new brand of toquitos, my stomach just starts rumbling and I feel even hungrier, and my stomach hardly ever rumbles unless I'm REALLY hungry.
elan_einlhander (17:06:12): Must be a sales tactic.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:23): That's what I was thinking, but whatever. Gone.

4-18-04


elan_einlhander (11:27:07): A sepulchral voice announces, 'All congratulate Elan, who is now a Bard!'
vencabot_teppoo (11:27:22): Congratulations.
elan_einlhander (11:27:31): My thanks.
elan_einlhander (11:27:36): And may it be known.
elan_einlhander (11:27:37): That bard
elan_einlhander (11:27:38): ROCKS
vencabot_teppoo (11:27:45): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:27:51): Omg I'm so serious.
elan_einlhander (11:28:06): So many spells in this simple skill.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:17): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:28:23): So how're you?
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:34): Angry, as always.
elan_einlhander (11:28:41): I assumed so.
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:46): Let it be known that QuickTime Movie files suck.
elan_einlhander (11:30:59): It shall be known.
vencabot_teppoo (11:31:21): I've been sending this file to Koree for hours... and it's less than a minute long. Quicktime movies are huge.
elan_einlhander (11:31:32): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (11:35:27): I haven't lost my mind.
elan_einlhander (11:35:37): I know that.
elan_einlhander (11:35:49): But why say so?
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:18): Because this week will hopefully be the week the I am silent. Everyone will think that I have some kind of mental disorder if I do. Yesterday I chased deer through the woods. I chased them. I snuck around and tried to take pictures of birds. I saw an owl and chased it as it flew over me, with my eyes up on the canopy.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:35): I had to jump over a small creek. I landed just short and now have mud ALL over my pants.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:45): I had my bike stolen. I walked home in the darkness.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:52): All in one day. Silent. I was alive.
elan_einlhander (11:38:01): Wow.
elan_einlhander (11:38:07): Sounds enthralling.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:28): And yet, even after all that, I'm still just David. Nothing has changed. This I will not stand for. Things have to change, now. After being so alive... So free... Things have to change. I can't just go back. Something has to be different, and increasingly so.
vencabot_teppoo (11:40:05): Everyone will think that I've lost my mind... but I haven't. I've just found it.
elan_einlhander (11:40:52): So you're going to school this week?
vencabot_teppoo (11:41:16): Yes. I'm going to school.
elan_einlhander (11:41:26): M'kay.
vencabot_teppoo (11:42:31): I'm going to school, but I probably won't actually BE there, in spirit. I hope not. I hope that I don't just chicken out and fall right back into old habits. Like a damn weakling. It will be tempting. To sit in one of those damn desks, with everyone I know all around me.
elan_einlhander (11:42:51): Yeah, I know.
elan_einlhander (11:42:58): But you're strong, you can hold out.
vencabot_teppoo (11:44:35): This is what I'm considering as training. For the real world. This week is training. If I can remain solid as stool and not forfeit, there will be no reason for me to go to school for another week. It's conditioning. Preparation. To be silent for a whole day is to wake up the next day, stronger. For 7 days, this should leave me with enough resolve to brave the winds, or with enough wisdom to at least come up with another course of action.
elan_einlhander (11:45:03): I agree.
vencabot_teppoo (11:46:04): It will be, perhaps, even harder to not talk to my family. Again, it will be like leaving without saying goodbye. People will probably think that I've just become retarded.. Had a stroke over night, or something.
elan_einlhander (11:46:30): If someone asks me, should I tell them why you're doing it?
elan_einlhander (11:47:12): Since most consider me closest to you and are bound to ask.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:46): No. It doesn't matter. It wouldn't make a bit of difference if they knew. If anyone asks, just remind them that I'm not crazy. That's all you need to say. You actually don't NEED to say anything, but ideally, that's all that would be said.
elan_einlhander (11:48:16): M'kay.
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:34): Alright. I'm going to meditate, now. My biggest regret is all of the people that I promised I would never abandon. Never leave. The people to whom I said, "If you ever want to talk, I'll be here." It was a promise made in ignorance, and those promises cannot be kept. I now have realized that I have nothing to say, and that is why I'm silent. I can't help these people, even if they do want to talk. I was arrogant back then. I thought that I was a master. A teacher. I thought that I could support someone if they would just let me. The fact of the matter is that I'm still a student until I learn that last bit of wisdom that evades me. I'm no master, and I can't teach anyone. I can't support anyone until I can support myself. I tell these people all of these ways to be truly happy, and yet I'm
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:58): not wise enough to even do these things myself. I've let myself become weak... Too weak to change anything. The best I can do for anyone is this. Not just hang around and wait for them to contact me.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:15): It's flashback... Relative to what happened with Ericka. I was wiser, then. If only I had seen the obvious comparison.
elan_einlhander (11:51:43): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:39): I knew, back then, that I was doing no good by hanging around with her... Waiting. So I left. It was a decision that I was most proud of, because it was a hard one to make. It was so tempting to just stay with her... Stay and watch all of the pain and hatred and keep offering a hand to help... but I learned that I just wasn't strong enough, and that I wasn't going to get any stronger by just waiting. So I left her. And yet, I did not truly leave, because I'm still here, obviously. I developed relationships that I somehow didn't manage to notice were eerily similar to my former one with Ericka.
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:43): And so now things come full circle.
elan_einlhander (11:54:11): Well, for what it's worth.
elan_einlhander (11:54:18): I don't think you're abandoning me.
vencabot_teppoo (11:55:24): Goddamn, Doug. If you can believe that then you're my only friend in the world. I don't see how you can, but either way, thank you.
elan_einlhander (11:55:41): Of course I can believe that.
elan_einlhander (11:55:52): And I'll be your only friend in the world then, I surely don't mind.
vencabot_teppoo (11:56:21): Thank you. Now, I'm going to go take care of business. Peace.
elan_einlhander (11:56:29): Peace.

10-9-04


elan_einlhander (20:48:10): Still on my buddy list.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:20): Heehee.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:34): God, my MSN name is still the same...
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:39): Even though my list is deleted?
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:43): How the FUCK does that work?
elan_einlhander (20:52:49): Go figure.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:42): My new MSN name:
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:46): SNAP MY NECK WITH A GREETING
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:48): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:53:50): Lol, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:13): Anyway, I'm getting the same junk-mail on my e-mail that I did before it was deleted.
elan_einlhander (20:55:27): What to do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:51): ...Lol. I mean that they saved my e-mail address, and didn't delete it when they started getting, "No such e-mail, bitches."
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:01): So when I RECREATED my e-mail, I'm still getting the same junk-mail.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:03): Since it's the same name.
elan_einlhander (20:56:11): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:27): You know what that means, hypothetically
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:28): ?
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:37): If someone had taken my MSN name.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:51): Then they would probably have my OLD MSN name on their messenger, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:53): Some kid:
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:02): "Vencabot_Teppoo@hotmail.com? I'm so witty!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:10): Makes an e-mail address.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:15): Goes and downloads MSN messenger.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:36): "'Your status: Online; I'm... finally...' ? What the Hell is this?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:57:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:09): I have heart burn.
elan_einlhander (20:58:12): From... waking up?
elan_einlhander (20:58:24): I've been asleep for the past two and a half hours.
elan_einlhander (20:58:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:56): If only Vencabot Teppoo was a single letter shorter.
elan_einlhander (20:59:02): Our names would line up perfectly.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:43): Lol. I was actually debating changing it to Vencabot Teppo.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:50): When I first chose the name, I was all into Japanese and stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:59:54): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:00): And Teppoo is Japanese for gun, obviously.
elan_einlhander (21:00:09): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:15): But then I made my whole kano storyline and everything... and gave Teppoo a meaning in the kano language.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:26): And it's, like, the only Kano word where "oo" is pronounced "oh," lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:54): So I was thinking of making a change of "Virtual Trunks" proportions.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:13): Just going back and changing all of the History books:
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:20): "No, it was always 'Teppo.'"
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:25): "...You sure? I swear it had two-"
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:29): "IT WAS ALWAYS THAT WAY, DAMMIT."
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:28): Add: "Harryturney"
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:31): First name?
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:34): "...Harry."
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:36): Last name?
elan_einlhander (21:02:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:38): "...Turney."
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:06): Add: joker45756
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:09): ~still remembers~
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:03:16): Somehow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:21): As Harry said himself,
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:25): "...I was, like, nine."
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:37): "...And I was like what should my screenname be"
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:44): "oh the joker is cool."
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:47): "j-o-k-e-r"
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:05): "That name is taken? oh ok they suggested a few rip-offs with a list of numbers on the end."
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:14): "I chose joker45756 because it kinda had a rhythm to it."
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:21): And I was like, "...Yeah, it kinda does. Lol."
elan_einlhander (21:04:30): I think it's the fives.
elan_einlhander (21:04:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:32): So I could never forget.
elan_einlhander (21:04:35): Otherwise you're both just freaks.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:01): I should get a message from Ericka tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:06): That'd be SO awesome, you have no idea.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:12): I would lose my mind SO bad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:23): I'd be crying and screaming and running around in the middle of my night in my underwear.
elan_einlhander (21:05:31): You had better not.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:31): And I'd probably get on my bike and bike over to your house.
elan_einlhander (21:05:36): Or Doug will be doing some head bashing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:39): And burst through your door in my underwear.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:48): And I'd collapse on your floor, and you would kick the shit out of me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:53): And then destroy my bike.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:57): And make me walk home in the dark.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:10): I would.
elan_einlhander (21:06:11): So true
elan_einlhander (21:06:11): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:20): "NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:23): David: "*whimper*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:29): Doug: "*KICK!!*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:37): David: "*roll and scurry out on all fours*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:49): Doug has next to no pity.
elan_einlhander (21:06:51): For anyone.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:52): But really though.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:56): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:00): VENCABOT_TEPPOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:02): But really though, chill or Doug kicks your ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:03): ~over it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:18): I hope Aaron logs on.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:29): Apparently he changed screen-names, and sent me an "add request" thing while I was gone.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:31): That said,
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:36): "...Ya know... if you ever come back."
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:45): So, technically, I suppose I have his screen-name.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:54): And he'll log on and see me online and will be like, "O.O!!!"
elan_einlhander (21:08:07): His facial expression.
elan_einlhander (21:08:12): O.O!!!
elan_einlhander (21:08:15): Irl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:16): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:08:17): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:31): He changes screen-names like he changes underwear, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:40): I still have rootxero and elan_einlhander.
elan_einlhander (21:08:46): pwnd.
elan_einlhander (21:08:48): ..
elan_einlhander (21:08:49): No Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:02): But I have three screen names for him, and three screen names for Sharon, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:09:10): Lol, typical.
elan_einlhander (21:09:15): Good times anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:22): Yeah, good times.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:02): And of course, my buddy, YahooHelper
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:12): He's always on my list.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:15): Ya know, since we're so close.
elan_einlhander (21:10:26): You're tight like this. *crosses his fingers*
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:36): Yep... I used to harass him all the time, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:39): "help"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:42): "How can I help you?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:45): "hel"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:46): "p"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:58): "What do you need help with?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:03): "helpme i need help"
elan_einlhander (21:11:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:11:15): HEEEEEEEEELp
elan_einlhander (21:11:16): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (21:11:19): HELP ME, JESUS
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:22): "With what? Please, type clearly."
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:34): "wat is this thing infrot on me"
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:43): "What thing infront of you?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:47): "its big and long"
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:55): "Does it have names on it?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:09): "ti has letters is qwertyu a name"
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:21): "It might be. Does it have a smiley-face infront of it?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:29): "no it has a tab in front of ti"
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:40): "and nubmers in top"
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:46): "...That's your keyboard."
elan_einlhander (21:12:53): ....lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:07): And then he started ignoring me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:14): Which'll be bad when I really DO need help.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:26): "OH GOD! I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE! MY YAHOO! IS BLOWING UP MY COMPUTER!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:35): "PLEASE HELP! TALK TO ME! TELL ME WHAT TO DO I BEG YOU!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:38): *Yahoo! buddy is cackling*
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:13): I got hunted by dogs today.
elan_einlhander (21:14:20): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:22): Out in the woods.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:27): Where no one could hear me scream.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:28): Someone released the hounds?
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:31): Yes.
elan_einlhander (21:14:34): A-awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:39): Lol. It was, too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:43): They were circling me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:55): And I tried to creep away, but they followed. So, I leaned against a tree and stood really still.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:01): And they went away eventually.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:15:05): *thinks of the episode of Sealab with the Guatemala fighting dogs... and Stormy*
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:15:18): "We could be out there.... like Stormy."
elan_einlhander (21:16:29): *sneezes*
elan_einlhander (21:16:35): David knows how I sneeze now.
elan_einlhander (21:16:42): So it's not something to be taken lightly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:56): I remember, at your house.
elan_einlhander (21:16:59): Doug, half-asleep.
elan_einlhander (21:17:08): John doing something in the same room, probably on his laptop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:10): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:13): I remember that.
elan_einlhander (21:17:14): Doug sneezes and flails violently.
elan_einlhander (21:17:19): John spazzes.
elan_einlhander (21:17:22): Doug goes back to sleep.
elan_einlhander (21:17:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:50): And another good time from today
elan_einlhander (21:17:52): Doug, at work.
elan_einlhander (21:18:03): Some guy walking in front of me wearing a Metallica shirt.
elan_einlhander (21:18:10): Some guy behind us goes "METALLICA!@#"
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:20): And I flip up my index finger and pinky and headbang.
elan_einlhander (21:18:26): Just because he yelled that.
elan_einlhander (21:18:28): it was great.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:48): Rofl. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:19:08): I inkht my pizza is done, brb.
elan_einlhander (21:19:10): ...think*
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:16): ...Doug?
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:20): inkht
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:22): ...Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:22:34): A slight typo.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:56): Me and my shaky hands, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:02): Some of these pictures came out really good.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:10): Some came out like I was falling from a tree as I took them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:51): Which is really sad, because I wanted them.
elan_einlhander (21:24:54): David, falling from the tallest tree, his arms flailing: "Woah, wait, this is aweosme scenery, I should take a picture."
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:12): Exactly. Look at this one:
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:23): This one REALLY came out like I was falling from a tree.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:55): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:04): ...C'mon, billay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:27:22): ..........
elan_einlhander (21:27:23): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:27:25): David
elan_einlhander (21:27:27): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:27:40): That needs a caption with it.
elan_einlhander (21:27:46): "OH GOD, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GOD"
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:06): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:28:10): That's some damn good quality though.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:29): Yeah, lol. It's a good camera... But, really though, that wasn't all just one big set-up for that joke.
elan_einlhander (21:28:31): There's not even glare.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:39): Some of them did come out bad because of the motion.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:45): Of my hand twitching just as I took the pic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:59): But most came out good... and the movie came out way better than I thought it would.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:33): Open it and view it full-sized.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:57): It looks insanely good scrunched... but when you view it full-size, you can see the intricacy.
elan_einlhander (21:31:22): Oh, that simply wasn't enough pizza.
elan_einlhander (21:31:27): I think I might have to eat the other half.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:32): Instead of saving it for lunch.
elan_einlhander (21:33:25): I bought four things of OJ.
elan_einlhander (21:33:28): While it was still on sale.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:36): Bastard. We just ran out of OJ.
elan_einlhander (21:33:42): MUAHHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (21:33:47): Now I will sell it for 4 dollars per cup
elan_einlhander (21:33:51): David would pay.
elan_einlhander (21:33:54): DAVID WOULD PAY
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:54): Damn it. ~buys~
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:17): DOUG
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:22): PUFFY AMI YUMI GETTING THEIR OWN SHOW?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:28): What could it be about...? TELL ME, DOUG.
elan_einlhander (21:34:56): Wait.... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:08): www.hihipuffy.com
elan_einlhander (21:36:06): That chick on the right....
elan_einlhander (21:36:07): Is hot.
elan_einlhander (21:36:18): Doug would tap that.
elan_einlhander (21:36:21): Except not really.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:24): ...That being said...
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:45): Puffy AmiYumi is, of course, the name of the Japanese hit band that swept the nation... as well as producing the Teen Titans' theme song.
elan_einlhander (21:36:45): What a title.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:57): And every song on the show with voices.
elan_einlhander (21:36:58): Happy Fun Rock Band Cartoon Invasion.
elan_einlhander (21:37:03): How Japanese.
elan_einlhander (21:37:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:06): Including the one that Doug loves so much in the British one.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:13): OH YES
elan_einlhander (21:37:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:19): Doug prolly knows the name of the song.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:21): And the episode.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:22): But I do not.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:27): Mad Mod.
elan_einlhander (21:37:28): baby.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:46): ~David singing that song~
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:57): Da-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:03): Da-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:25): Blah blah BLAH blah-blah-blah, blah blah... blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:38): Yu Yu Hakusho is on.
elan_einlhander (21:38:40): And it' sawesome
elan_einlhander (21:38:46): Kuwabara is so my boy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:49): Lol. He is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:59): Meanwhile, I'm still staring at who MUST be "yumi"
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:04): Of Puffy AmiYumi, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:26): I would be if Kuwabara weren't such a bad-boy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:42): Lol. I remember when my dad would always refer to himself as, "This bad-boy right here."
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:40:03): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:22): And, what you didn't see in that first pic I sent you:
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:41): \\\\\\\
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:43): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:47): \\\\\\\\\\\\\
elan_einlhander (21:40:47): .....
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:51): YEN?!
elan_einlhander (21:40:52): David discovered it.
elan_einlhander (21:40:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:40:54): yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:02): Discovered what? What are you talking about? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:11): That stupid little thing.
elan_einlhander (21:41:14): And it's lack of purpose.
elan_einlhander (21:41:36): I remember how the forward slash did it on MSN.
elan_einlhander (21:41:38): And I hated it.
elan_einlhander (21:41:44): Because I wanted to do the :\ emoticon.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:45): That's what its doing to me right now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:48): But not on my other window.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:53): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:56): \\\\
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:58): Ah, it's back.
elan_einlhander (21:42:01): Hurray.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:02): ANYWAY... as I was saying:
elan_einlhander (21:42:05): PIZZA
elan_einlhander (21:42:08): SHUT UP FOOL
elan_einlhander (21:42:09): PIZZA
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:18): This is what you didn't get to see in the picture:
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:21): \\( _-_ )//
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:23): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:43:18): ...
elan_einlhander (21:43:22): Is that upside-down David?
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:53): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:55): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:00): Check this out:
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:20): littlemissmew: this is littlemissmew: um littlemissmew: the only thing I have that looks even vaguely likem e littlemissmew: its a little doll my friend made of my online persona vencabot_teppoo: Oh, of course. littlemissmew: her name is Juu littlemissmew: short for Juuhachigou vencabot_teppoo: Btw, I'm seven-foot-tall and have huge bulging muscles.
elan_einlhander (21:44:47): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:50): This is the file she sent me, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:45:24): ...
elan_einlhander (21:45:25): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:49): That's when I sent the bulging muscles thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:45:59): Lol, I see now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:47): vencabot_teppoo: ~loves MS paint~ littlemissmew: *does too* littlemissmew: *but somehow uninstalled it accidently* vencabot_teppoo: ~doesn't even know, or WANT to know, how MSPaint can be uninstalled~
elan_einlhander (21:49:12): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:34): ~just went on a brain-journey, jumping from thought to thought...~
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:41): ~coming to the final conclusion that MACS ARE FUNNY~
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:48): HAHAHAHA DUH HAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:01): ...
elan_einlhander (21:51:03): *whap*
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:12): Macs don't have DOS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:24): They have... whatever Macs have.
elan_einlhander (21:51:25): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:51:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:31): Macs don't have notepad.
elan_einlhander (21:51:32): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (21:51:59): Every computer should have notepad for the sheer simplicity.
elan_einlhander (21:52:08): Doug hits start, hits up five times, hits enter.
elan_einlhander (21:52:10): Viola, notepad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:36): David vs Sensei's Mac:
elan_einlhander (21:52:45): *bullet-time*
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:55): "*click* *click* ...Man, this is weird."
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:07): "...Hey, where did my other windows go? Macs don't have win-... Oh, hahahaha. Of course."
elan_einlhander (21:53:39): Oh god, that drove me insane.
elan_einlhander (21:53:45): I simply couldn't understand the point.
elan_einlhander (21:53:51): I was like good ol' alt+tab
elan_einlhander (21:53:52): ..
elan_einlhander (21:53:53): Damn it
elan_einlhander (21:54:05): Alt+tab is magical.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:39): Alt+tab guesses what window you want, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:50): But Mac is like
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:51): And it's always right.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:56): "We don't need that shizzit"
elan_einlhander (21:55:01): And I'm like God I hate you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:07): The solution is, if you want windows... you need Windows.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:18): If you want... gayness, get a gayla APPLE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:20): ~witty~
elan_einlhander (21:55:22): If you want Mac, you need Windows.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:31): You need MacWindows, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:31): I think mine is better.
elan_einlhander (21:55:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:47): No right-click, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:55:57): No
elan_einlhander (21:55:58): right
elan_einlhander (21:55:58): click
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:21): Senseis Mac couldn't read Japanese text..
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:26): ...That wasn't done on a Mac.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:27): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:39): And I was like, "o yea macs r 1337"
elan_einlhander (21:56:58): Yeah, I remember that thing.
elan_einlhander (21:57:11): And of course, the STUPIDITY of what she was having us do before I left for good.
elan_einlhander (21:57:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:41): God, this show rocks.
elan_einlhander (21:58:43): You can all suck me.
elan_einlhander (21:58:52): diyg openly admi-
elan_einlhander (21:58:53): ...
elan_einlhander (21:58:54): Doug*
elan_einlhander (21:58:56): Doug
elan_einlhander (21:58:58): Doug openly admits.
elan_einlhander (21:59:09): That it's one of his favourite anime.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:22): diyg
elan_einlhander (21:59:23): Man
elan_einlhander (21:59:24): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:26): littlemissmew: WITH A MODERN LINE-FOR-LINE TRANSLATION littlemissmew: OF HAMLET vencabot_teppoo: >_< littlemissmew: i hate that word translation littlemissmew: its fucking english damnit vencabot_teppoo: It's middle-English. vencabot_teppoo: Very little like modern English... I wouldn't fault anyone who couldn't understand it. vencabot_teppoo: Especially at top-speed. littlemissmew: true littlemissmew: but its still english littlemissmew: with a little studying you can understand it perfectly vencabot_teppoo: It's considered different from "English." vencabot_teppoo: Hence the change in name. littlemissmew: i mean its not like another language littlemissmew: its just a primitive form of english littlemissmew: 'translating' it makes it seem so littlemissmew: foreign and... 
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): littlemissmew: mysterious vencabot_teppoo: The "English" language was divided into eras because of how greatly each varied. Translations are indeed required for many to understand. vencabot_teppoo: It's like latin. littlemissmew: But it's not really translating. vencabot_teppoo: In what way is it not translating?
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:39): David vs Misty... again.
elan_einlhander (22:02:24): It's daily, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:28): She's awfully vulgar.
elan_einlhander (22:02:30): Over nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): littlemissmew: that's like saying someone speaks english with a french accent and I have to 'translate' that because people dont understand him or something littlemissmew: i donno maybe its just a me thing vencabot_teppoo: ...That would be an accurate use of the word "translation." Also, someone speaking English words with a different accent is hardly comparable to a language with several completely archaic words, and where some of our modern words have totally different meanings.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:40): Yeah, she is... Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:52): She reminds me of Ericka that way.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:02): Did I tell you that I was afraid that she WAS Ericka when I first met her?
elan_einlhander (22:03:07): No, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:08): But she's too stupid to be Ericka... lol.
elan_einlhander (22:03:08): Wow David
elan_einlhander (22:03:12): Way to be paranoid.
elan_einlhander (22:03:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:39): I'm on the edge, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:43): I'm about to tell her to shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:55): littlemissmew: shakespeare did invent over 1700 words. littlemissmew: but still littlemissmew: i hate it when people treat it as an entirely different language littlemissmew: I can understand it perfectly. littlemissmew: Sure, every now and then I find a word I don't know. littlemissmew: But I hate it when people are like, "RAR SHAKESPEARE TALKS FUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND HIM SO HE SUCKS!!" littlemissmew: "BECAUSE HE DOESNT TALK LIKE A PIMP FROM THE 90s" littlemissmew: vv...
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:08): vencabot_teppoo: ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:19): She's on a high horse.
elan_einlhander (22:04:27): She doesn't realize people might not be as "good" as her.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:30): She's a forteen-year-old know-it-all.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:37): There are lots of chicks like her, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:37): Which is quite annoying.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:39): You know the ones.
elan_einlhander (22:04:40): Dan is one of them
elan_einlhander (22:04:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:04:43): GET IT???
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:45): I do.
elan_einlhander (22:04:45): HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!11111
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:47): I just did.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:56): littlemissmew: "BECAUSE HE DOESNT TALK LIKE A PIMP FROM THE 90s" littlemissmew: vv... vencabot_teppoo: ~_~ vencabot_teppoo: ~pats back~
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:09): I forgot what that meant.
elan_einlhander (22:05:19): *bad in his Misty-nese.*
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:26): vv = v_v = sad face.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:33): ~uses v_v for sleeping face... but whatever~
elan_einlhander (22:05:34): Oh yea.
elan_einlhander (22:05:35): Okay.
elan_einlhander (22:05:36): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:05:36): Yeah
elan_einlhander (22:05:42): I thought she was like falling asleep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:46): Which would be adorable
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:49): That'd be awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:05:50): Getting al worked up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:51): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:53): Then just dozing off.
elan_einlhander (22:05:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:55): I was just thinking that.
elan_einlhander (22:06:04): Sounds like something Vic would do.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:04): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... blah.. blah... zzzz"
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:13): Be a chatter box about her day, and slowly tip off.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:34): ~should go stab Ericka~
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:40): Dude.
elan_einlhander (22:06:42): In the face?
elan_einlhander (22:06:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:06:43): Dude?
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:46): Dude.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:54): Back in the middle of me and Ericka's relationship.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): She apparently had a dream
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:00): Where I went over there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:02): And beat her up.
elan_einlhander (22:07:10): That wasn't a dream.
elan_einlhander (22:07:15): it was a VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!!
elan_einlhander (22:07:16): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (22:07:24): Shut up Doug, Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (22:07:29): Trying to be serious here.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:33): Because we were having an argument... and she was really freaked out about it. She was like, "You wouldn't do that, would you?" And I was like, "...That's nothing like me."
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:39): I shoulda broke it off right there, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:42): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:03): Meanwhile, I don't have emoticons turned off on this screen-name, so that thing you did up there just looks ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:08:12): ...what
elan_einlhander (22:08:17): OH
elan_einlhander (22:08:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:08:19): Bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:24): It's an emoticon freaking out... followed by a bunch of Os.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:25): So...
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:27): ~turns them off~
elan_einlhander (22:08:30): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:41): Die emoticons die.
elan_einlhander (22:08:46): k e
elan_einlhander (22:09:11): Why did I nap.
elan_einlhander (22:09:14): Why am I always THAT stupid.
elan_einlhander (22:09:24): Unlike David, I can't just "go to sleep"
elan_einlhander (22:09:26): I HAVE to be tired.
elan_einlhander (22:09:30): So now I'm boned.
elan_einlhander (22:09:36): And I work tomorrow morning.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:41): I can go to sleep whenever, lol. Doug knows.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:43): It's my Mexican genes.
elan_einlhander (22:09:48): Iti s.
elan_einlhander (22:09:49): I need some.
elan_einlhander (22:09:54): *holds a syringe*
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:59): ~runs away~
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:06): ~screws your mom~
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:11): ~thus giving you Mexican genes~
elan_einlhander (22:10:11): *teleports in front of you and jams it in your forehead*
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:12): ...
elan_einlhander (22:10:13): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:10:14): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:17): Of course.
elan_einlhander (22:10:25): Our logic pwns all other logics.
elan_einlhander (22:10:33): Or dare I say "Logicks"
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:40): I believe it IS logicks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:42): CHECKING.
elan_einlhander (22:10:42): ...
elan_einlhander (22:10:44): I hope not
elan_einlhander (22:10:46): I was gonna say
elan_einlhander (22:10:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:10:56): Well, magicks.
elan_einlhander (22:10:57): Sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:04): Nope, it's logics.
elan_einlhander (22:11:13): ;p;
elan_einlhander (22:11:15): Lol even.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:26): I thought Doug was winking and stinking out his tongue.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:35): And I was like, "YOU COCKY BASTARD *slam slam slam*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:36): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:42): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:44): ~caps lock~
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:52): Doug, watching David type.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:58): Doug:
elan_einlhander (22:12:00): O.O
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:03): : |
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:06): : |
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:20): ~blink~
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:22): :O
elan_einlhander (22:12:26): Rofl, so true.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:29): >:O
elan_einlhander (22:12:32): Sitting there with my head on the chair arm.
elan_einlhander (22:12:52): -_- -_- -_- -_- -_o o_o O_o O_O ._.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:58): Slowly noticing it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:04): @< : )
elan_einlhander (22:13:09): No David.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:09): *Doug in a clown hat*
elan_einlhander (22:13:11): ...
elan_einlhander (22:13:14): *shank*
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:19): @< >:O
elan_einlhander (22:13:34): And this is David with a bloody nose:
elan_einlhander (22:13:38): *knock on David's door*
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:46): *opens, naively*
elan_einlhander (22:13:48): *punch*
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:55): *stormy voice* "Hello!" *SMACK*
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:57): x_x
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:59): *fwump*
elan_einlhander (22:14:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:04): X (
elan_einlhander (22:14:10): fwump is an awesome sound.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:19): I use it for everything.
elan_einlhander (22:14:22): It's perfect for a body slumping to the ground.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:24): ...Or at least, for falling down.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:31): Like a sak of meat.
elan_einlhander (22:14:34): ..sack
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:46): Doug: "sak of meat"
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:49): David: "wat?!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:00): Heh.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:09): Victoriana logged on at 12:15 last night.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:14): ~laughing at loud at typing "Heh"~
elan_einlhander (22:15:16): I assure you I went o.o
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:19): Get hype? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:22): Lol, sorta.
elan_einlhander (22:15:26): She stuck around for a good hour.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:27): Hype but equally not hype.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:30): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): She shouldn't be up that late.
elan_einlhander (22:15:39): 'specially not for moi.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:49): ~burps~
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:50): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:07): I remember when I had to hit Sharon with a belt because she wouldn't go to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:10): j/k, rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:16:19): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:16:23): I was about to go
elan_einlhander (22:16:23): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:27): I LOVE saying that. You have no idea. Because its so out of my character.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:34): You have no idea how much I love saying that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:38): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:16:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:42): ~keeps thinking about it~
elan_einlhander (22:16:44): I've never HEARD you say it
elan_einlhander (22:16:46): Come to think of it
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:56): I'm gonna start, rofl. Whenever I can.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:04): About John a lot, probably.
elan_einlhander (22:17:08): Haha.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:09): Because there's plenty of opportunites.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:17:12): There are.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:17): "So I hit him with a belt."
elan_einlhander (22:17:18): I almost feel bad for hating on him so much.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:18): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:17:19): Almost.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:15): "So when he turned to leave, I hit him with a belt."
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:18:27): *was drinking OJ when you typed that*
elan_einlhander (22:18:30): I need a towel, brb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:38): I won't be able to say it without laughing I bet, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:06): *wipes off monitor*
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:24): ~laughing so bad, with his stupid laugh~
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:27): guh huh huh huh
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:27): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:28): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:36): ~does really sound like that`
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:45): I'm gonna start saying "Guh" right before I laugh.
elan_einlhander (22:19:49): Lol, okay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:52): Because it comes out sounding even more hilarious
elan_einlhander (22:20:34): You shall from now on refer to me as "Motion Man"
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:50): In the beginning, it was Linkin Park.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:56): Then in the middle, came Motion Man.
elan_einlhander (22:20:59): Or Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:06): And then at the end of it all, was Cut-Master Kurt with the remix!
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:08): Or Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:25): Doug = Motion Mna.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:26): ...Man.
elan_einlhander (22:21:31): For some reason that is the ONLY remix that sticks to my memory.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:52): I hated that remix when I first heard it... along with a lot of the CD.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:56): But it grew on me, and bad. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:01): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:22:05): And you wouldn't shut up about it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:20): Lol. About five weeks after I bought it, I started listening to it again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:23): And I wouldn't shut up.
elan_einlhander (22:22:27): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:22:30): I wanted to slap you.
elan_einlhander (22:22:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:31): Because I was listening to it, like, 24/7.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:39): Just on loop.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:41): The whole CD.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:44): Doug would be like: "Man, things aren't going smoothly on MM"
elan_einlhander (22:22:47): And David would go:
elan_einlhander (22:23:13): "Man, H! Vltg3 is awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:23:18): And I'd say "okay David"
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:26): And then I'd type out the lyrics that I knew.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:41): And I'd be like uh-huh
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:54): And I'd be like, x_O
elan_einlhander (22:24:09): And we'd repeat the process 15 minutes later.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:19): Every 15 minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:36): Meanwhile, John can't get over how cute the Spiderman and Friends playset is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:48): Because it's where super heroes go to have fun, I guess.
elan_einlhander (22:24:53): Lol, they are.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:02): Apparently...
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:07): ...It's based on a series of KIDS BOOKS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:12): That John has read, and thought were adorable.
elan_einlhander (22:25:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:25:22): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:39): And, of course, on the playset...
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:46): ...The gratuitist missile-launcher, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:52): It's all good clean fun, and a missile launcher.
elan_einlhander (22:25:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:26:01): *loves that word*
elan_einlhander (22:26:07): *because Q said it in a James Bond movie*
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:15): ...What word? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:25): Gratuitist?
elan_einlhander (22:26:26): Gratuitist.
elan_einlhander (22:26:36): "Gratuitist sex and violence."
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:40): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:26:50): Because it so defines James Bond's "adventures", lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:14): Also known as James Bond exploding and... exploding.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:53): GIRU-GIRU-GIRU
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:55): *smash*
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:57): *crush*
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:59): *stomp*
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:02): ...GI... RU
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:06): *STOMP!*
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:14): *David nods and walks away*
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:17): Stay down, @#$%^.
elan_einlhander (22:29:18): LOl.
elan_einlhander (22:29:21): David doesn't like Giru.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:41): I would reprogram with this algorhythm:
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:45): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:49): ...Algorithm.
elan_einlhander (22:29:53): ....
elan_einlhander (22:29:55): Awesome?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:02): I would program:
elan_einlhander (22:30:06): David has THAT much rhythm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:11): 10 c=0
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:33): 20 c=c+1
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:06): 30 IF C=1 then say "GIRU": goto 20
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:23): 40 IF C=2 then say "STUPID": goto 10
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:26): 50 END
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:27): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:31:31): Frolf
elan_einlhander (22:31:32): Rofl*
elan_einlhander (22:31:33): ...
elan_einlhander (22:31:34): Man
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:38): Because, of course, Giru runs on BASIC.
elan_einlhander (22:31:40): Not a good night for typing.
elan_einlhander (22:31:41): HE does.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:55): Doug doesn't even know any programming language, but he can SURMISE how that works.
elan_einlhander (22:32:19): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:32:23): wait
elan_einlhander (22:32:24): Fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:41): Doug, learn HTML. I need someone to teach.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:47): To carry on... you know... after I die.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:57): Wait, too late.
elan_einlhander (22:32:58): David
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:59): ~dead~
elan_einlhander (22:33:01): I'll die first, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:02): I assure you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:19): Doug will.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:23): From eating an egg.
elan_einlhander (22:33:31): And I'll float up to heaven.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:31): A whole, sweet, delicious egg.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:36): And Jesus will be like "'bout time"
elan_einlhander (22:33:38): "Peace"
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:41): *Doug falls*
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:34): DOUG HOW DARE YOU USE JESUS IN SUCH A MANNER OF SPEECH, IT'S BLASPHEMY!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:46): ~coisgu~
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:48): ~cougba`
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): ~coasuj~
elan_einlhander (22:34:52): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:55): ~cough~
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:58): ~clears throat~
elan_einlhander (22:35:00): Well played.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:44): GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
elan_einlhander (22:37:46): All day
elan_einlhander (22:37:48): Even in my SLEEP
elan_einlhander (22:37:53): I have that DAMN SONG IN MY HEAD.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:00): What song?
elan_einlhander (22:38:15): Ente E ND
elan_einlhander (22:38:22): O_<
elan_einlhander (22:38:28): I have no idea why
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:30): Wow, lol. That's one of the few that I NEVER have stuck in my head.
elan_einlhander (22:38:30): That one specifically.
elan_einlhander (22:38:33): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:38:35): I mean
elan_einlhander (22:38:35): O_M
elan_einlhander (22:38:38): ye
elan_einlhander (22:38:39): s
elan_einlhander (22:38:39): M
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:41): Lvl up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:38:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:08): DOUG, LEARN HTML.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:10): AND CSS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:12): AND JSCRIPT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:13): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:15): ...GO!
elan_einlhander (22:39:21): *leaves the house*
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:25): ~points at every web tutorial ever made...~
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:29): ~but you ran outta the house~
elan_einlhander (22:39:30): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:31): ~for some reason~
elan_einlhander (22:39:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:33): *comes back*
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:48): What show is on CN?
elan_einlhander (22:39:57): Gundam SEED
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:01): Ah, I was about to say.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:12): "...Sounds like a quality anime... but I swear I just heard DBGT."
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:19): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:40:20): Harsh.
elan_einlhander (22:40:23): But true.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:49): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:01): I'm in my room, just listening to the TV, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:05): This is all I hear on DBGT:
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:09): "GIRUGIRU"
elan_einlhander (22:41:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:14): "Grandpa, I pooped my pants!"
elan_einlhander (22:41:19): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:21): "Pan, so did I!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:29): "No you didn't, silly grandpa!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:38): "Hahaha, you're right. But really, though. Get in there."
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:43): "I don't want to, grandpa!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:46): "DO IT!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:48): "NO!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:52): "C'mon."
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:04): "You dropped it! (David: "...It? Oh well, I don't give a shit."
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:08): "...SO?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:11): "GIRUGIRU"
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:17): "Aww, Giru! You're incredible!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:25): DBGT in a nutshell.
elan_einlhander (22:42:26): ...
elan_einlhander (22:42:31): That was an awesome flash.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:46): DBGT in a nutshell?
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:56): I probably wouldn't get it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:59): Since I never watch DBGT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:00): Ever.
elan_einlhander (22:43:05): No no
elan_einlhander (22:43:06): I mean
elan_einlhander (22:43:09): DBZ in a nutshell.
elan_einlhander (22:43:12): Was an awesome flash.
elan_einlhander (22:43:15): I was reminded of it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:23): All I know about is Giant Metal Rildo, and I couldn't stop making female masturbation jokes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:25): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:43:43): OH MY GOD A SUPER SAIYAN.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:00): That voice, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:07): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:12): OH MY GOD A SUPER SAIYAN.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:30): "Hey BRO!"
elan_einlhander (22:44:35): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:36): "Hahaha"
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:36): "Hahaha"
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:37): "Hahaha"
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:39): Was about to type that.
elan_einlhander (22:44:52): I know we're both saying it now.
elan_einlhander (22:44:53): Hey BRO
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:58): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:55): *farts*
elan_einlhander (22:45:56): ---
elan_einlhander (22:45:59): -_-*
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:16): I've had crazy gas as of late.
elan_einlhander (22:46:22): if I may reveal an embarassing fact.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:24): OJ gives gas.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:31): In case you didn't know.
elan_einlhander (22:46:32): Lol, I assumed.
elan_einlhander (22:46:37): It's worth it!
elan_einlhander (22:46:38): !
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:40): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:42): ~wants some~
elan_einlhander (22:46:47): *has so much*
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:49): ~goes to get some WATER instead~
elan_einlhander (22:46:51): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:46:55): David's water sucks, too.
elan_einlhander (22:46:56): No ice!
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:02): How is it that whenever one of us wants something, the other has a crazy lot of it.
elan_einlhander (22:47:05): *thinks back to chilling his water bottle*
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:45): Lol, I have no idea when I work tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): I know it's before noon.
elan_einlhander (22:49:03): So I guess I have *some* idea.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:54): I'll pry leave around 11:00.
elan_einlhander (22:50:59): *crosses fingers*
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:25): SickDemon54: ur umm wats the word im looking for.... stupid? Vencabot Teppoo: Do I know you? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:31): That's the message I just got on AIM.
elan_einlhander (22:51:33): ...
elan_einlhander (22:51:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:36): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:13): SickDemon54: i ono i stole ur name from ur aim at school u left ur pass on.... Vencabot Teppoo: I don't even sign on at school. Vencabot Teppoo: ...but I'll take your word for it.
elan_einlhander (22:52:25): Woah
elan_einlhander (22:52:28): Such spelling.
elan_einlhander (22:52:55): i ono
elan_einlhander (22:52:59): I assume is I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:24): SickDemon54: well the i stole it from one of ur friends... Vencabot Teppoo: Ah, I see... That makes sense. Do you happen to remember who it was so I can harass them about it? Vencabot Teppoo: dahypewhitemike, perhaps? SickDemon54: no im sorry SickDemon54: but harass the all till you find out Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. That's ok. An Everett student, then. Good suggestion.
elan_einlhander (22:54:04): What the hell, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:08): SickDemon54: lol SickDemon54: yep everett the bane of mankind Vencabot Teppoo: Hey, I like Everett... kinda. Ever hear of 'VT,' by chance? SickDemon54: vt no doesnt ring a bell... Vencabot Teppoo: Aw, that sucks... I was hoping you were the kid who keeps changing my background in computer class. SickDemon54: lol Vencabot Teppoo: So I could butter your bean and serve it to you cold. SickDemon54: no but i know who puts gir on the comps!!:P
elan_einlhander (22:55:42): gir...?
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:08): From Invader Zim.
elan_einlhander (22:56:14): Ohhhhh
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:32): What's colwyn's screen name?
elan_einlhander (22:56:37): colwyn21.
elan_einlhander (22:56:42): He is rarely on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:26): Trying to figure out who's screen name this guy stole.
elan_einlhander (22:57:38): Wait, what do you mean "stole"?
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:19): Someone left their screen name on at school...
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:30): This guy looked through their list and added me to their OWN buddy list, for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): Which I'll never know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): SickDemon54: vt could stand for vlad teppes!! are you a vamp? Vencabot Teppoo: Far from it, actually. SickDemon54: ohh well... damn i want to stake me a vamp Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Well-put.
elan_einlhander (22:59:39): Lol, David hates vampires.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:03): I just Sherlock Holmes'd this guy, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:16): ....
elan_einlhander (23:05:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:19): Nice adjective.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:26): Verb, actually.
elan_einlhander (23:05:44): I meant that.
elan_einlhander (23:05:44): Wow
elan_einlhander (23:05:46): Doug
elan_einlhander (23:05:52): I seriously did mean verb, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:54): SickDemon54: i have seminski for tkd though SickDemon54: so i win Vencabot Teppoo: Seminski? Who the Hell is Seminski? Lol. SickDemon54: credits for fighting lessons :-)) Vencabot Teppoo: Well, get hype. Vencabot Teppoo: 'Advanced PE,' lol. SickDemon54: lol SickDemon54: i have pholonski hes coo Vencabot Teppoo: You hang out with Aaron and them then, I assume? SickDemon54: yeah how did you know? Vencabot Teppoo: Because he's big-time into TaeKwonDo... That much I know.
elan_einlhander (23:07:27): Dununun.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:05): He was like, :O
elan_einlhander (23:08:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:23): I'm sure.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:37): It's easy to outwit people that hang out with Aaron.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:43): And you can (not) quote me on that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:11:18): I keep waving my big stick back and forth, and knocking stuff down with it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:11:41): And I think we can both take that in a mature fashion.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:10): We can.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:21): In a very, rolling-on-the-floor-laughing, mature fashion.
elan_einlhander (23:12:26): Oh yes.
elan_einlhander (23:12:41): Though I'd like everyone to think my genitalia is THAT big.
elan_einlhander (23:12:44): But still
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:22): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:30): I didn't even think of that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:33): You sick asshole.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:14:13): Well, the spurt of my mother and I not fighting ended last night.
elan_einlhander (23:14:13): ---
elan_einlhander (23:14:14): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:20): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (23:14:35): Yeah
elan_einlhander (23:14:45): I called her out on being intoxicated.
elan_einlhander (23:14:57): Becuase she said she didn't remember telling me hse'd pick me up from work.
elan_einlhander (23:14:58): She'd*
elan_einlhander (23:15:09): And I said it was probably because she was intoxicated when saying it.
elan_einlhander (23:15:11): And she flipped
elan_einlhander (23:15:18): Because I had the NERVE to point out the truth.
elan_einlhander (23:15:19): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:34): She at first called back and said she wasn't, and that all of the people would back her up
elan_einlhander (23:15:41): Then she said she was feeling bad and had taken cold medicine
elan_einlhander (23:15:45): And I just kept going "Uh-huh"
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:47): And then she said
elan_einlhander (23:15:52): "I only had a few beers"
elan_einlhander (23:15:57): And I went BAM
elan_einlhander (23:16:03): Way to contradict yourself.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:13): And I bet you really did say "bam."
elan_einlhander (23:16:13): Then the argument got into whether a few beers is being intoxicated.
elan_einlhander (23:16:16): I did
elan_einlhander (23:16:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:16:20): You're good
elan_einlhander (23:16:22): But yeah
elan_einlhander (23:16:26): ANY alcohol is intoxication.
elan_einlhander (23:16:36): And I know when my mom is drunk.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:49): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:17:12): Lol, I heard my grandpa in the background going "Just hang up before he gets you upset"
elan_einlhander (23:17:23): Because it's true.
elan_einlhander (23:17:27): I don't let her off the hook
elan_einlhander (23:17:36): And today she said "Well I don't wanna fight or be stressed when we talk"
elan_einlhander (23:17:49): I told her we wouldn't have that problem if she didn't keep doing stupid things.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:17:58): I won't feel bad for anyong being stupid over and over.
elan_einlhander (23:17:59): Ever.
elan_einlhander (23:18:07): If they know full well what they're doing.
elan_einlhander (23:18:10): And continue to do it
elan_einlhander (23:18:12): Then look for pity.
elan_einlhander (23:18:14): Fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:24): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:27): ~is like that sometimes, lol~
elan_einlhander (23:18:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:18:55): LOL
elan_einlhander (23:18:57): I love this episode
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:58): ~sniffles~ ~has no idea why his sinuses are so clogged~
elan_einlhander (23:21:23): A cat must have hidden in your backup.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:35): *makes perfect sense*
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:50): It does.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:54): Except you meant "backpack."
elan_einlhander (23:22:09): ...
elan_einlhander (23:22:10): Woah
elan_einlhander (23:22:10): I did
elan_einlhander (23:22:15): I didn't even catch that.
elan_einlhander (23:22:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:58): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:24:09): Zoidburg going through random fish stages.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:40): LOL
elan_einlhander (23:24:47): "With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!"
elan_einlhander (23:24:50): GARGOYLE
elan_einlhander (23:24:51): AWESOME
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:50): SickDemon54: colin called me usless Vencabot Teppoo: ...Well... hit him with a belt.
elan_einlhander (23:26:58): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:27:01): of course.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:22): SickDemon54: i do have a studded one on Vencabot Teppoo: Well, I'm sure that'd more than do the job.
elan_einlhander (23:27:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:27:29): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:28:34): Linkin Park was on the radio today.
elan_einlhander (23:28:48): I was surprised to hear it, since my mom usually has stupid shit on the radio.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:53): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:29:12): Even though I'm SURE David loves Celine Dion and Shania Twain.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:25): Oh yeah. The both.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:27): In bed together.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:29:40): Is David feeling mellow yet?
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:00): Kinda.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:02): Why?
elan_einlhander (23:30:12): Because you were getting rather worked up before.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:40): When? Earlier today?
elan_einlhander (23:31:16): Remember? 'Cause of the messengers?
elan_einlhander (23:31:18): COME ON
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:30): I was strangely mellow. I was just kidding, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:37): I didn't get messaged by anybody.
elan_einlhander (23:31:44): I should smack you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:55): Colwyn asked me if Arlon would help his alt get some mark.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:01): Smack him.
elan_einlhander (23:33:02): I was like "...no, no he won't."
elan_einlhander (23:33:09): He'll lead you into the river.
elan_einlhander (23:33:11): Stab you in the back.
elan_einlhander (23:33:15): And leave you for the pirannahs.
elan_einlhander (23:33:25): He wanted me to walk his alt across the pirannah infested river of OV.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:52): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:05): Vencabot Teppoo: ANYWAY, if you're ever at a lack of anybody to hang out with at lunch, you can always slide towards the back of the lunchroom with me and Cam/ SickDemon54: oh cameron big tally freakish dude right? SickDemon54: lol
elan_einlhander (23:35:30): Lol, yeah, that guy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:20): WHO ARE WE
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:22): WHAT CAN WE DO?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:26): ~jams~
elan_einlhander (23:42:27): Go poop.
elan_einlhander (23:42:28): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:30): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:43:15): No, guess not
elan_einlhander (23:43:21): Musta crawled back up into my colon.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:20): I'm considering buying a "dust buster"
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:37): You should.
elan_einlhander (23:57:49): You know what I mean, right?
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:57): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:58:17): There was one for like 45$ at work, and that's really not THAT much for how useful it would be.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:27): ...Damn, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:46): I dunno, I can't this week, maybe with my next paycheck.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:59): That seems kinda much.
elan_einlhander (23:59:14): Oh I assure you, lol, it's not.
elan_einlhander (23:59:19): Cool stuff like that costs like 80 bucks.
elan_einlhander (23:59:23): For the name-brand ones.
elan_einlhander (23:59:26): It's crazy.
elan_einlhander (23:59:32): Cause I thought that too.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:33): Damn.
elan_einlhander (23:59:34): So I looked around.
elan_einlhander (23:59:42): And the Dirt Devil brand ones are like 60-80 dollars.
elan_einlhander (23:59:45): We'll see.

10-11-04


elan_einlhander (15:28:04): Good evening David.
elan_einlhander (15:28:12): Or afternoon.
elan_einlhander (15:28:13): Whoichever.
elan_einlhander (15:28:16): Whichever*
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:05): Whoichever, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:29:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:31:07): How was your day?
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:20): Lol. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:32:14): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:21): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:23): AHAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:32:28): David went insane?
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:33): Don't you worry about THAT. How was YOUR day?
elan_einlhander (15:32:45): I slept in -_-
elan_einlhander (15:32:50): And ate soup
elan_einlhander (15:32:54): My day in a nutshell, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:05): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (15:36:53): have the day off from work.
elan_einlhander (15:36:57): So it's a lazy day I suppose.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:14): I'm gonna take a nap in a few minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:15): So tired...
elan_einlhander (15:37:24): So sleepy.
elan_einlhander (15:37:34): Naw man, I'm the janitor.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:51): I made a sweet program in five minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:53): Flat.
elan_einlhander (15:37:59): Lol, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:28): It's just a thing that says "Kenny's head."
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:34): And it zooms from one side of the screen to the other.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:42): And when it hits the other side it changes to say "Splat."
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:38:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:38:49): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:10): And Kenny was like, "Damn, you programmed that fas- Hey, you jerk."
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:39:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:39:36): I found mold in the sink -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:44): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:39:46): I haven't done the dishes in a while, but I don't usually anyway
elan_einlhander (15:39:47): Buuuuuuut
elan_einlhander (15:39:57): Someone, maybe me, put a dish with food still on it on the right side of the sink.
elan_einlhander (15:40:08): Which is the side that doesn't have a garbage disposal.
elan_einlhander (15:40:24): So it just sat down there, under the other dishes.. festering...
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:55): Did you hear that Christofer REEEVE!!! I GOT A JAPANESE E-MAIL
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:05): ...Wait...
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:09): It's just junk-mail. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:41:14): ....
elan_einlhander (15:41:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:39): What in God's name.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:45): It's just Doug.
elan_einlhander (15:41:47): Calm down.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:33): I got crazy-ass Japanese junkmail... from where, though?
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:42): It's crazy. It has anime drawn out in ASCII... lol.
elan_einlhander (15:42:52): Lol, why?
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:09): I have no idea. And the drawing is of an aparently Christian church.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:14): I'm gonna forward it to you, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:26): Jesus Christ, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:27): ...
elan_einlhander (15:44:29): GET IT???
elan_einlhander (15:44:32): JESUS CHRIST
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:00): I was hoping it was from one of my friends. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:45:07): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (15:45:09): Poor David.
elan_einlhander (15:45:11): Poor pussy David.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:19): Such a pussy.
elan_einlhander (15:45:22): Mmhm.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:29): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:07): I resubscribed to Hotmail, as you know... so, this time, my junk-mail filter is programmed automatically.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:26): Instead of before, where it was considered new technology and I had to partially work with it myself... and it blocked one junkmail.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:29): And it's from a college, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:49): And this is the subject of the e-mail:
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:57): "Take a break from the fun and sun...earn ..."
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:07): And that's where it gets cut off... but still, not very compelling, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:48:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:48:46): You have become a master at 'enhanced damage'
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:51): ...
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:53): ...Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:48:56): Lol, yes.
elan_einlhander (15:49:09): I practiced that to 75% what, a year and a half ago?
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:20): Lol. No idea.
elan_einlhander (15:49:21): It was some point during Paladin.
elan_einlhander (15:50:13): I am going to need to emply the assistance of a female soon.
elan_einlhander (15:50:16): employ*
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:21): ...For what?
elan_einlhander (15:50:27): A costume.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:43): ...A costume?
elan_einlhander (15:50:46): A costume.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:54): ~rereads~
elan_einlhander (15:51:02): c
elan_einlhander (15:51:02): o
elan_einlhander (15:51:03): s
elan_einlhander (15:51:03): t
elan_einlhander (15:51:04): u
elan_einlhander (15:51:04): m
elan_einlhander (15:51:05): e
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:09): WHY?
elan_einlhander (15:51:14): For Halloween.
elan_einlhander (15:51:16): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:31): Why do you need to employ a female to help you with a costume.
elan_einlhander (15:51:52): I need sewing assistance, hair assistance, and wardrobe asistance.
elan_einlhander (15:51:55): And I'm severely sexist.
elan_einlhander (15:51:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:10): Lol. ~can do all of those things~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:12): ~wait, no he can't~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:15): ~wtf is he talking about~
elan_einlhander (15:52:23): I wouldn't care if you could, lol
elan_einlhander (15:52:26): I want a girl to do it.
elan_einlhander (15:52:28): I'd feel better.
elan_einlhander (15:52:30): Fag.
elan_einlhander (15:52:34): *good times*
elan_einlhander (15:53:37): But I come to a flaw, where I don't really know any girls personally.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:08): I still fail to see where you're going with this. You're going to dress up on Halloween?
elan_einlhander (15:54:18): Yes I am.
elan_einlhander (15:54:26): *dramatic silence*
elan_einlhander (15:54:32): I decided it late last night.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:41): Don't ever trust decisions that you make late in the night.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:47): Especially not LAST night.
elan_einlhander (15:54:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:54:53): Shut up fool.
elan_einlhander (15:54:59): It's nothing dangerous.
elan_einlhander (15:55:02): Just a costume, lol
elan_einlhander (15:55:07): Not gonna hold up a bank with it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:17): Or a QD?
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:20): Doug: ...
elan_einlhander (15:55:24): Or a QD.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:27): Doug: ...I'm not gonna hold up a bank with it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:55:50): awww, my brother fell asleep.
elan_einlhander (15:56:01): He was babbling and babbling about all kinds of crap
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:02): Aw, it's heart warming!
elan_einlhander (15:56:04): Then just went quiet
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:56:08): Now I hear him snoring
elan_einlhander (15:56:10): Awesome
elan_einlhander (15:56:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:56:24): Like when we were talking about Misty.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:56:39): "nasnfansmdspand;sad;sam.....dsads.da.........dsadsa.......d.d...d.....v_v......zzzzz
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:15): I just thought of the most awesome thing ever. *complete on no topic that could ever be related to anything we're talking about*
elan_einlhander (15:57:23): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:37): It'd be awesome if you could make the Lagato music come right when you looked at someone, and they looked at you.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:51): For, like, a quarter-second.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:57:54): *has that on his computer*
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:05): Quote Kanye West when I sing: Got a light-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson,
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:13): Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:59:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:59:25): Someone said that to me at work.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:31): Said what?
elan_einlhander (15:59:53): What you just said.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:27): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:01:18): And quote Elan when I say: "Eep!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:01:36): Wrap me up in a tortilla and call me pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:00): ~is losing it~ I did a double-take because I thought, on my AIM list, your name was :ElanEinlhandermeister.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:15): Einlhandermeister.
elan_einlhander (16:02:17): That's awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:02:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:28): I AM DEE THE EINLHANDERMEISTER!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (16:02:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:02:40): Dee the
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:48): Doug is such a genius.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:53): He is.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:35): Why do all of these goddamn messengers think that we want to see their damn newsletters? What would EVER make them think that?
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:36): EVER?
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:03:52): I have no idea, and I friggin' hate it.
elan_einlhander (16:03:55): Especially AIM's
elan_einlhander (16:03:57): And you know why?
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:01): I had to disable them all again. Why?
elan_einlhander (16:04:20): Because it just shows "IS THIS GIRL HOT?? RATE HER 1-!0!"
elan_einlhander (16:04:25): Know what I'm talking about?
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:48): Kinda, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:05:19): Well I hate them
elan_einlhander (16:05:22): And I get 'em everyday
elan_einlhander (16:05:42): Constantly proving to me that AIM is for idiots really.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:43): ...Go to your preferences and turn it off? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:05:56): I CAN DO THAT?
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:01): ...Yes, with all messengers.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:06:10): I will pee my shorts right here and now if I can
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:16): ~just did~
elan_einlhander (16:07:35): ...preferances seems to have vanished from AIM.
elan_einlhander (16:07:39): They must have heard me coming.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:06): Lol.It's FILE, EDIT OPTIONS, PREFERENCE OPTIONS.
elan_einlhander (16:08:15): Oh
elan_einlhander (16:08:16): Fuck you
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:27): New ICQ version, lol. My number:
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:32): 78-714-767
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:37): Apparently, they're broken up now.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:50): Like it's easier to remember... although mine is easier to remember just as 78714767. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:51): Welp
elan_einlhander (16:11:02): You'll be glad to know I need a new pair of shorts now.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:12): Lol. Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:34): ~is back to his old ways... with MSN, Yahoo!, ICQ, and AIM all going at once~
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:40): ~but no SIM... lol~
elan_einlhander (16:11:47): I thought we hated ICQ now?
elan_einlhander (16:11:49): For some reason?
elan_einlhander (16:11:49): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:11:52): *can't remember why*
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:04): It's an inferior messenger, lol... but I wanna cover all my bases.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:15): ...Except I can't find SIM... not that anyone in the entire UNIVERSE used it besides me.
elan_einlhander (16:12:24): All alone
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:27): SEGA
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:28): INSTANT
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:29): MESSENGER.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:33): So 1337.
elan_einlhander (16:12:35): DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:50): Doug, they apparently upgraded SIM and re-released it.
elan_einlhander (16:15:00): O.O
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:00): So, I'm afraid you and I must get it, and chat on there. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:08): Give me the link.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:15): Alright.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:55): www.de.dreamcast.com/vault/
elan_einlhander (16:17:50): Didn't work, got an error.
elan_einlhander (16:17:56): Sorta
elan_einlhander (16:17:58): Got to the site
elan_einlhander (16:18:01): But an error
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:02): Alright, let me check.
elan_einlhander (16:18:06): Error 404.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:33): http://www.de.dreamcast.com/vault/home_vault.jhtml
elan_einlhander (16:19:01): Man are they behind
elan_einlhander (16:19:01): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:07): Lol. Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:12): BILLY THATCHER, DAWG!
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:31): ...So sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:39): The messenger says, "SEGA!" when you log in.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:43): The old commercial way... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:54): And whenever you open the window, apparently. ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:20:56): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:20:58): -_-
elan_einlhander (16:20:59): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:21:01): Not so awesome
elan_einlhander (16:21:27): Doug's birthdate
elan_einlhander (16:21:33): 2/4/20XX
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:21:42): Wonder if it'll work
elan_einlhander (16:21:47): Damn
elan_einlhander (16:21:47): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:25:07): It claims I got an E-mail
elan_einlhander (16:25:09): But MSN disagrees.
elan_einlhander (16:25:38): WAIT
elan_einlhander (16:25:43): CHRISTOPHER REEVE IS DEAD?
elan_einlhander (16:30:54): CHRISTOPHER REEVE IS DEAD?
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:40): Meanwhile, ~I~ could've programmed a better messenger than SIM, heehee.
elan_einlhander (16:38:38): It looks shitty, and it won't even log on for me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:49): Same, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:39:18): *had to turn off his volume for sanity's sake*
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:57): Just close it, man. There's no hope.
elan_einlhander (16:40:04): I did
elan_einlhander (16:40:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:40:13): Are we surprised?
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:19): ...No, not really
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:23): I mean, it ~is~ Sega, after all.
elan_einlhander (16:40:25): Yeah
elan_einlhander (16:40:27): How sads.
elan_einlhander (16:40:29): sad*
elan_einlhander (16:40:29): -_
elan_einlhander (16:40:30): -
elan_einlhander (16:40:32): DAMN
elan_einlhander (16:40:40): CHRISTOPHER REEVE IS DEAD DAVID
elan_einlhander (16:40:43): WHY WAS I NOT TOLD
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:53): I was actually gonna tell you, lol. ~points up~
elan_einlhander (16:41:04): I know you said his name
elan_einlhander (16:41:08): But didn't follow up.
elan_einlhander (16:41:12): ;_;
elan_einlhander (16:41:17): Superman is dead.
elan_einlhander (16:41:20): HE'S DEAD
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:22): I forgot what I was interrupted by, heehee.
elan_einlhander (16:41:31): HOW CAN YOU LAUGH
elan_einlhander (16:41:38): THE MAN OF STEEL HAS BEEN FELLED
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:13): ~eating cereal~
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:17): ...So? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:42:17): :O
elan_einlhander (16:42:21): -_-
elan_einlhander (16:42:22): I'm dne
elan_einlhander (16:42:24): done*
elan_einlhander (16:42:26): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:31): :O
elan_einlhander (16:42:35): O:
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:41): 'O'
elan_einlhander (16:42:46): :0
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:49): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:52): That one is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:00): Because it looks more... I dunno... nervous.
elan_einlhander (16:43:02): It reminds me of Ether-Hogi.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:54:58): ugh, so loud
elan_einlhander (16:55:07): I can't find the preferences for MSN
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:53): Tools, options.
elan_einlhander (16:56:05): Thanks.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:21): ~knows everything about every messenger... without even looking, lol~
elan_einlhander (16:56:31): Don't get cocky.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:37): ~gets cocky~
elan_einlhander (16:58:51): There, damn sounds gone.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:30): SickDemon54: man aarons comp has got some killer spyware...! Vencabot Teppoo: www.lavasoft.de SickDemon54: wats that? SickDemon54: adaware? Vencabot Teppoo: ~nods~ SickDemon54: ohhh SickDemon54: well hes got ad aware se... SickDemon54: and it still wont get rid of it... Vencabot Teppoo: ...Then use it. Really? SickDemon54: yeah SickDemon54: this makes the 20 th time ive run it abd its still here SickDemon54: and spy bot search and destroy... Vencabot Teppoo: ~_~ SickDemon54: yep Vencabot Teppoo: Have you tried kick drive? SickDemon54: kick drive? Vencabot Teppoo: Yep. Vencabot Teppoo: Kick the drive.
elan_einlhander (17:05:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:05:12): Take a belt to it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:19): Lol. So awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:08:07): This song is too awesome, I need to delete it before I lose my mind.
elan_einlhander (17:08:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:15): Lol. Poor Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:35): OMFG I JUST RAPED MISTY
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:37): ...in chess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:11:52): Oh
elan_einlhander (17:11:52): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:53): Rooks are badasses.
elan_einlhander (17:16:10): They come out of nowhere every time.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:16:23): Same with bishops.
elan_einlhander (17:16:36): Bishops are bitches.
elan_einlhander (17:16:36): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:58): I always keep my eye on bishops, because they're tricky.
elan_einlhander (17:17:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (17:17:22): Their opening slowly makes itself available as the other pieces move.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:30): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:19:51): Asian girls have too much potential to be hot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:07): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:20:10): Like
elan_einlhander (17:20:25): There's too much of a chance of an Asial girl turning out hot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:39): Asian girls are hot. ~_~
elan_einlhander (17:20:41): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:43): That's the line, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:20:45): How the fuck did that happen
elan_einlhander (17:20:46): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:52): Maybe we're just weirdos.
elan_einlhander (17:20:55): Maybe so.
elan_einlhander (17:21:37): Because nothing is as funny as David and the blood drive.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:51): David vs The Blood Drive, you might say.
elan_einlhander (17:21:54): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:11): And Hong Fuc.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:22:36): She had David whipped
elan_einlhander (17:22:37): But
elan_einlhander (17:22:39): Wasn't trying to
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:51): So very whipped.
elan_einlhander (17:23:09): David, goofy caveman face and voice "OKAY, ME GIVES LOTS OF BLOODY"
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:30): Lol. David's brain:
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:34): WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HER?!
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:49): DAVID, DON'T YOU @#$%IN' DARE SIGN THAT PAP-... DAMN YOU!
elan_einlhander (17:23:50): Why couldn't it have been Matt or something.
elan_einlhander (17:24:24): And then, David came over to my house all sapped of his blood and wet from the rain.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:32): Such good times.
elan_einlhander (17:24:34): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:35): What did we do that night?
elan_einlhander (17:24:47): I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (17:24:50): Besides the ass-raping.
elan_einlhander (17:24:51): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:06): I don't understand, nor will I ever understand, the strategy involved with checkers.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:27:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:27:18): I hate checkers.
elan_einlhander (17:27:26): It's like the retarded cousin of chess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:22): 1/10 Asian girls is unattractive.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:25): BUT...
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:35): VERY few Asian girls have entirely attractive personalities.
elan_einlhander (17:30:45): This is true.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:55): Btw, I've been doing lord knows how many equations to come up with that precise ratio.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:26): Using everything that I know about Stastics, probability, and race.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:31:48): I believe you.
elan_einlhander (17:31:49): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:31:57): I'm sure it came out to exactly 10% too.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:35:12): I'm hungry.
elan_einlhander (17:35:13): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (17:35:21): I think it's time to bust open a bag of whoop-ass
elan_einlhander (17:35:27): And by whoop-ass, I mean chips.
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:15): I think I figured out this "checkers strategy" thing.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:31): Yahoo! games are fucking retarded, and I'll tell you why.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:36): Every game has a "swap" option.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:54): Where you and your opponent can trade screens...and basically characters.
elan_einlhander (17:41:09): Yahoo! games tend to be buggy too.
elan_einlhander (17:41:27): At least chess was.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:29): Yeah... but still, this swap thing is extremely stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:50): It's only purpose is so that people like Misty can spam it when they're losing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:06): All it is is a way to cheat.
elan_einlhander (17:42:15): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:01): She's just taking her turn, then swapping and taking my turn, then swapping and taking her turn, etc.
elan_einlhander (17:43:33): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:47): It doesn't even ask if you want to give up your character, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:05): It's basically a "take the other guy's turn" button.
elan_einlhander (17:48:21): I swear, I haven't found a salsa that's chunky enough for me.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:33): Heehee.
elan_einlhander (17:48:50): I should make my own.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:14): You should.
elan_einlhander (17:49:31): My dad used to do that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:41): Cool... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:29): I'm gonna lay down.
elan_einlhander (17:50:37): Very well.
elan_einlhander (17:50:39): Make sure to breahte.
elan_einlhander (17:50:44): breathe*
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:46): Thanks, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:22): -_o
elan_einlhander (20:16:28): HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:31): ~loves that emoticon~
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:35): ~so much~
elan_einlhander (20:16:52): *shoots you*
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:11): -_o
elan_einlhander (20:25:14): Lol, this guy in my chat is bragging about his 40 gig computer.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:36): KIRBY GAME?!
elan_einlhander (20:26:37): :O
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:44): ...What?
elan_einlhander (20:26:54): Kirby and the enchanted mirror or something.
elan_einlhander (20:26:57): For GBA
elan_einlhander (20:26:58): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (20:27:15): NO DOUG
elan_einlhander (20:27:17): NO GAMES
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:45): ~burps in response~
elan_einlhander (20:30:54): I changed Yahoo!'s skin to MAVERICK BLUE
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:57): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:00): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:31:07): It's much sweeter than indigo.
elan_einlhander (20:31:25): WHat makes it Maverick I will never know, though,.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:00): ~colorblind kid~
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:06): It looks the frickin' same to me, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:18): Fucking loser.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:09): But it does seem more... ya know...
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:11): WILD.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:20): Like some sort of... rebel colour or...
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:25): ...Some kind of... I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:28): MAVERICK?
elan_einlhander (20:39:33): MAYBE A MAVERICK DAVID?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:37): Lol. Good times.
elan_einlhander (20:39:56): I gotta work until 9:30 tomorrow -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:04): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:06): That stinks.
elan_einlhander (20:41:07): Me and Colwyn
elan_einlhander (20:41:14): Sitting here waiting for a pair of trees to grow.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:22): That's enough in itself.
elan_einlhander (20:41:24): Sitting there staring at the dirt.
elan_einlhander (20:41:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:41:26): It is
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:27): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:43:09): A small sapling pine sprouts forth from the earth.
elan_einlhander (20:43:13): -_-
elan_einlhander (20:43:18): *needs a full-grown tree*
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:44): "Good move"
elan_einlhander (20:44:55): "Joey... he just declared an attack, it wasn't much of a 'move'"
elan_einlhander (20:44:59): "...fuck you"
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:46:23): "Bakura, you have a clearly Japanese name, yet you have a THICK accent that isn't at all Japanese."
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:33): "In fact, what IS it...? British?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:39): "Australian?"
elan_einlhander (20:46:45): I was gonna say that, but I'm not sure.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:09): Good, ambiguous times.
elan_einlhander (20:47:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:22): Quote Joey
elan_einlhander (20:56:38): "The magical, mystical, powerful, polymerization card!"
elan_einlhander (20:56:43): "... nice adjectives"
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:22): Hm
elan_einlhander (21:04:27): Debating making a full dinner or not.
elan_einlhander (21:08:23): <1108hp 808sp 927st> get p You can't take a steaming puddle of vomit. 
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:34): Quote Doug's soup when I say: "Hahahahahah, take THAT bitch! *splash, scald, buuuuuurn*
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:31:49): And then: "Muahahaha, watch me form SKIN!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:32:54): What are you up to?
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:12): Just chillin'.
elan_einlhander (21:33:32): Not jellin'?
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:41): ...No. Not jellin'.
elan_einlhander (21:33:49): Okay, had to make sure.
elan_einlhander (21:44:35): Doug gets a tell out of nowhere.
elan_einlhander (21:44:38): Er
elan_einlhander (21:44:38): IM
elan_einlhander (21:44:48): Cheddar96: charlie! ElanEinlhander: Ass-face!
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:15): This guy was talking to me yesterday
elan_einlhander (21:46:18): I still don't know who it is.
elan_einlhander (21:46:24): He just keeps referring to me as Charlie.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:03): These commercial's really piss me off.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:26): What commercials?
elan_einlhander (21:55:46): The ones using breast cancer to sell products on QVC.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:46): http://www.djhoyt.com/honestape/Big O - Wonderboy.wmv
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:50): Oops.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:16): http://www.djhoyt.com/honestape/
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:24): Click the Wonderboy one, if you want.
elan_einlhander (22:04:49): Apparently there are ountine streets named after Doug in San Diego.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:15): ...WHAT? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:43): JadeKagome: there are a lot of Doug streets in san diego, doesn't that make you happy JadeKagome: Doug Hill JadeKagome: Doug Circle ElanEinlhander: A lil'. JadeKagome: Douglas Avenue JadeKagome: E Douglas Avenue JadeKagome: W Douglas Avenue JadeKagome: Douglas Drive JadeKagome: N Douglas Drive ElanEinlhander: Doug is.... pretty cool. JadeKagome: Douglas Street
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:53): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:50): Enchilada tells you 'fucking cuntrag'
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:04): I always get shocked by the new phrases I learn from Colwyn.
elan_einlhander (22:07:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:33): "Hewwo, I'm Home Star Runner..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:37): "...Isn't that great?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:36): http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:01): ~has a crush on Whats-her-face, lol~
elan_einlhander (22:10:14): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:10:15): VOIP
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:35): GOD, TROGDOR IS SWEET.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:51): DOUG, YOU MUST WATCH THIS:
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:53): http://www.homestarrunner.com/pqtrailer.html
elan_einlhander (22:14:43): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:14:49): That makes me wanna beat Peasant Quest.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:53): Lol. I did, btw.
elan_einlhander (22:14:56): Wow?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:21): It was awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:21:55): Lol, I just sent six different people the tell "*pours vegetable soup down your shirt*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:59): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:26:05): Teen Girl Squad is cracking me up.
elan_einlhander (22:26:15): CHILDREN
elan_einlhander (22:26:18): The sound a van makes.
elan_einlhander (22:27:47): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:27:51): Poooossumms
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:36): This is such genius.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:45): It is.
elan_einlhander (22:33:37): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:33:41): SAILING MISHAP.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:46): SAILING MISHAP!
elan_einlhander (22:34:11): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:35:45): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:35:48): WAVE O'BABIES
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:02): WAVE O'BABIES!!!
elan_einlhander (22:39:27): I feel betrayed by Windows.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:40): ?
elan_einlhander (22:40:00): with the last autmoatic updates, it installed this security BS.
elan_einlhander (22:40:04): And it's fucking with my system.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:21): O.o
elan_einlhander (22:40:33): Like when I download stuff, it PANICKS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:45): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:40:55): It's like "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE? 'CAUSE I DUNNO MAN."
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:23): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:58): TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:05): "Wave o' babies!!!"
elan_einlhander (22:49:13): I crapped my pants like six times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:18): At least.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:22): "Let's look SOOO GOOOD!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:30): Strong Bad is as a god.
elan_einlhander (22:58:04): Ugh, my head a 'splode.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:12): Poor Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:58:19): X_x
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:40): http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:45): I love this site.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:04): "I don't think I like you like this... You're much taller than me..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:10): "...And... guitar...er... than me."
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:18): http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatar.html
elan_einlhander (23:03:33): That didn't make ANY sense
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:04): ROFL. "Those LOONIES are gonna BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!!"
elan_einlhander (23:10:41): Well gadzooks.
elan_einlhander (23:10:44): Happy birthday! You are 28 years old today.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:32): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:04): Oh no...
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:08): ...This cider is too good.
elan_einlhander (23:12:19): *doesn't care much for cider*
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:44): I'm gonna die. This is the end. Something really does taste TOO good. I'm gonna drink ALL of this cider and it's gonna make my head explode.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:53): It's just cider.
elan_einlhander (23:12:58): There really are better beverages.
elan_einlhander (23:12:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:54): Yes!
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:58): Homestar Runner theme song!
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:15): Like an anime opening, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:32): But I DID recognize, "Watch out, Homestar! It's Strong Bad!" And I cracked up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:38): http://www.homestarrunner.com/video.html
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:22): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:39): Strong Sad: "...En garde?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:23): The Cheat kicked Strong Sad's ass with both hands taped behind his back, and little pieces of tape over his eyes, AND Strong Sad has a spear.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:45): And Strong Sad's laying on his back, and The Cheat takes the tape off, and Strong Sad says, "En garde?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:30): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:47): http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:59): Meanwhile, Doug clicked me on ignore hours ago.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:08): He was tempted.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:51): STOP
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:54): I'm ok.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:55): Doug. hit me.
elan_einlhander (23:35:03): *balls his feet*
elan_einlhander (23:35:05): *...fist*
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:09): ...Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:35:12): Lol..
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:29): Oh my God.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:38): This is the last one... Just watch it, please. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:43): http://www.homestarrunner.com/20x6vs1936.html
elan_einlhander (23:38:16): Douuuuuuuble DEUUUUUUUUCE.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:20): A goo goo gachu
elan_einlhander (23:51:32): Goo gachu
elan_einlhander (23:51:45): Zip zop zooptabop
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:56): Wow, Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:52:07): Hey, Bill Cosby said.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:53): And of course, Doug respects and honours the words of Bill Cosby.
elan_einlhander (23:52:59): Always.
elan_einlhander (23:56:45): Oh god
elan_einlhander (23:56:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:56:53): I musta leaned on the "Play" button
elan_einlhander (23:57:16): My head was all tilted over and I was nodding off then BAM "WHEN YOU WALK AWAY"
elan_einlhander (23:57:21): Full-blast.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:21): Lol. Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:27): That song is too good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:29): Like this cider.
elan_einlhander (23:57:40): Shut the fuck up about your DAMNED CIDER
elan_einlhander (23:57:41): JESUS
elan_einlhander (23:57:42): KILL
elan_einlhander (23:57:53): Doug has a short fuse tonight.
elan_einlhander (23:57:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:21): Lol. You never punched me, bt-
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:25): *BLAM*
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:28): ~on his back~
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:34): *nod self*
elan_einlhander (23:58:40): *spit*
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:45): Doug doesn't even need to do anything. David sees it all coming.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:57): But really, though. I just had a mini-nervous break down... and now it feels soooo good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:03): Mmm...
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:08): They do feel good afterwards.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:20): Ah... Really, you may be the only person I know who knows.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:23): How I feel right now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:30): Because you're like "BLALALALALALALALALAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd.................................... coooooooo, mmmmmmm... ahhhh"
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:41): It's just like... ah...
elan_einlhander (23:59:55): And then Doug punches you in the stomach and completely ruins it.
elan_einlhander (23:59:57): Every time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:57): And I have this face: ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:58): Lol.

10-12-04


elan_einlhander (0:00:05): Just busts into the living room.
elan_einlhander (0:00:11): With his pants around his ankles.
elan_einlhander (0:00:13): And punches you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:23): Quote me, "Man, those burrittos really hit the spot."
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:29): Dad: "Feelin' those vitamins?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:34): David: "...Yeah, haha."
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:46): Dad: "...Or, proteins... or whatever beans are made of."
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:01:06): David's dad is awesome in a strange way.
elan_einlhander (0:01:14): In all fairness, everyone's dad is awesome in a strange way.
elan_einlhander (0:01:21): Take Cameron's dad for example.
elan_einlhander (0:01:24): Total nut-case, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:45): Doug's dad, self-righteous neo-Confucious *spelling?*
elan_einlhander (0:02:00): David's dad...... yeah
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:02): Meanwhile, that movie was awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:03:04): Koree's dad
elan_einlhander (0:03:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:05): "Want some dry meal?"
elan_einlhander (0:03:07): Let's not go there
elan_einlhander (0:03:10): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:15): I've never met Koree's dad.
elan_einlhander (0:03:20): MAY YOU NEVER
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:54): IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:59): "Why yes, yes it is."
elan_einlhander (0:05:05): QUEEN DOPPLE-POPOLOUS
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:10): DOUBLE DEEEEEUCE!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:05:18): Lol, so awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:37): I watched all of the old, 1933 Homestar Runner cartoons.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): They're all called, "Kick the Can," except for the last one which is called "Kick that Can,"lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:48): LOL
elan_einlhander (0:07:54): "It's dodge-ball time"
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:09:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:09:33): Stormy's the Noid.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:05): The Noid.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:09): That David did so much research on.
elan_einlhander (0:10:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:10:14): Like a true nerd.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:18): Because I had no idea wtf you were talking about.
elan_einlhander (0:11:36): But now
elan_einlhander (0:11:38): Now you now.
elan_einlhander (0:11:41): know*
elan_einlhander (0:12:13): v_v <----- Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:48): YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
elan_einlhander (0:13:50): HUH BITCH?
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:54): ...
elan_einlhander (0:13:55): YOU WANNA FUCKIN' GO??
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:00): ...N-no...
elan_einlhander (0:14:01): 'CAUSE I'M READY
elan_einlhander (0:14:05): AW FUCK THAT
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:07): *cower*
elan_einlhander (0:14:08): WE'RE GOIN'
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:14:13): ON YO FEET
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:19): ~stands up crookedly~
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:23): *flinch*
elan_einlhander (0:14:31): *thrusts the baseball bat into the front of your face*
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:35): *CRACK*
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:39): \\( _-_ )//
elan_einlhander (0:14:42): ....
elan_einlhander (0:14:47): Wow you typed that up fast.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:50): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:52): ...Did I?
elan_einlhander (0:14:55): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:14:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:12): *loses initiative to break more of your bones from that*
elan_einlhander (0:15:17): *tries typing it that quickly*
elan_einlhander (0:15:28): \\(_-_)//
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:02): Forgot the spaces.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:06): \\( _-_ )//
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:13): \\( _-_ )//
elan_einlhander (0:16:15): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:19): \\( _-_ )//
elan_einlhander (0:16:21): David has a fat face, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:24): \\( _-_ )//
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:36): ~is addicted to typing it as fast as he can now~
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:40): \\( _-_ )//
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:46): ~over it~
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:08): Practices: 532
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:28): ...Get hype?
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:33): ~can't remember if that's a lot~
elan_einlhander (0:17:36): I've never had that many at a time.
elan_einlhander (0:17:37): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:45): David is losing touch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:16): In more ways than one.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:17): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:28): Hahaha..haha....ha....
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:31): Such insane times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:46): Maybe when we're thirty I'll look back at these times and go, "Man, that was some nasty puberty."
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:54): "Oh, you had bad acne?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:00): "...Yeah... and I kinda went crazy."
elan_einlhander (0:19:14): We should start taking more photos.
elan_einlhander (0:19:19): So we can literally "look back"
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:24): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:38): I can't believe you just said that, lol. For some reason it seems really outta character, and I wanna log it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:19:43): ....
elan_einlhander (0:19:45): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:46): elan_einlhander: We should start taking more photos. elan_einlhander: So we can literally "look back"
elan_einlhander (0:19:53): Lol?
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:15): ~loves his camera~
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:19): My camera is 2 1337.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:30): 2 1337 2 |  
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:23): No no.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:28): As in, BOF4.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:36): Where each char has a little window along the bottom.
elan_einlhander (22:25:40): Well that's not really horizontal
elan_einlhander (22:25:42): More box-like.
elan_einlhander (22:25:51): But I know where you're coming from now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:52): Well, I meant, the characters are next to eachother, horizontally.
elan_einlhander (22:26:08): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:20): Anyway, I wanted to put the turn options such as Attack, special, defend, wait, etc., along the right side of the screen.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:36): And the enemy names along with a number on the left side of the screen. Does that sound weird?
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:49): That is, right and left of the box, going down vertically.
elan_einlhander (22:27:11): I don't understand
elan_einlhander (22:27:13): TO DOODLE
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:27): ~taps foot~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:37): *suddenly forgot how*
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:45): First, enable IMVironments on your preferences.
elan_einlhander (22:27:48): Oh, yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:28:19): Done.
elan_einlhander (22:28:39): Draw it up.
elan_einlhander (22:28:41): Son.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:25): So what's what.
elan_einlhander (22:29:27): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:29:28): *waits*
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:52): That's attack, Special, and Wait, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:58): Right.
elan_einlhander (22:30:05): Okay, I see what you're getting at.
elan_einlhander (22:30:10): That's rather unique.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:40): And those are the NMEs, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:42): So what's that over there.
elan_einlhander (22:30:44): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:30:44): Hmm
elan_einlhander (22:30:49): So what's that in the middle?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:59): That's where the text of the fight is shown. For instance:
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:08): It's Megaman's turn. His box lights up to signify this.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:15): The attacks along the left side change to:
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:19): Buster
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:25): Special Weapon
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:28): Defend
elan_einlhander (22:31:30): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:30): Wait
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:39): And along the right is:
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:49): 1. Met Guard
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:51): 2. Met Guard
elan_einlhander (22:31:56): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:57): 3. Magnetman
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:19): And so you type S for SPECIAL. The left box changes to a list of numbered moves.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:44): You type 2 for Shotgun ice, and then it prompts "What enemy?" blah blah. You type 3.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:04): It says, "Megaman attacks Magnetman with Shotgun Ice?" You click enter.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:11): Then, in the middle text box it says,
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:46): "Megaman's armor fades suddenly to a light blue shade, and he aims his arm-cannon at Magnetman."
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:52): "Megaman: "Shotgun ice!""
elan_einlhander (22:33:53): *would like to point out that Shotgun Ice is a MMX move, not a MM one*
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:01): *fuck you*
elan_einlhander (22:34:04): Go on
elan_einlhander (22:34:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:27): "A hunk of ice shoots rapidly from Megaman's cannon and collides with Magnetman! Magnet HP -23."
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:36): That's what shows up in the middle text box.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:39): Fight-text.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): And how much HP is lost, when. As the fight goes on, it would just keep adding and scrolling down.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:52): MUD style.
elan_einlhander (22:35:08): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:10): So you could scroll up and see how much damage you've done, what you did, etc.
elan_einlhander (22:35:23): Sounds like it work.
elan_einlhander (22:35:26): Might I suggest though.
elan_einlhander (22:35:32): Coloring the boxing different colors.
elan_einlhander (22:35:44): Blue for your attacks perhaps, red for the enemies.
elan_einlhander (22:35:48): *random advice*
elan_einlhander (22:35:51): Like color the borders.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:11): Hm... Good suggestion. I was already planning to make the box backgrounds different shades from white to black.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:20): But colouring the borders more vibrant colors sounds good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:41): I'll see how it looks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:13): I wonder where I should put prompts, though. Along the top of the screen, maybe?
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:21): "Choose an action."
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:26): "Choose a Special Attack."
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:29): "Choose an enemy."
elan_einlhander (22:37:29): Makes sense
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:35): "Are you sure?" And all that.
elan_einlhander (22:37:39): Unless you want to put them alongside your command window.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:53): What, vertically? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:05): I dunno, like a help thing
elan_einlhander (22:38:13): Like it displays info of what you're pointing at.
elan_einlhander (22:38:16): if you could somehow toggle it
elan_einlhander (22:38:23): Since it would get annoying for non-beginners.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:28): I could toggle that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:33): And I like that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:06): But where would I put it, because I also need a spot for command prompts... but a HELP thing would be cool. It could give descriptions of enemies, your characters, your turn options, etc.
elan_einlhander (22:39:41): Could make it sort of appear over the combat text window, since while you're picking stuff nothing would be going on there anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:48): Oh yeah. Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:57): That way, I could also make them pretty long if I wanted to.
elan_einlhander (22:40:03): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:05): See, this is why I need Doug's help, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:41): Elan and Victoriana, comparing days.
elan_einlhander (22:41:54): Vic: "I had to drive my mother home out in that icky cold, so not so good of a day."
elan_einlhander (22:41:58): Elan: *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:08): Elan: "I had a nice day."
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:32): Lol. I survived, and don't even feel sick.
elan_einlhander (22:42:40): I don't feel sick.
elan_einlhander (22:42:45): So a plus.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:48): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:43:06): *drinks Orange Juice while eating chips and the remnants of beans*
elan_einlhander (22:43:10): I've ate a lot of food today.
elan_einlhander (22:43:18): I feel like a bear preparing for hibernation*
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:26): Man, awesome food. Lol. Four Jr. Bacon cheese burgers.
elan_einlhander (22:43:38): Insane.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:40): Anything else I should put in there? ~points up~
elan_einlhander (22:52:53): Exp.
elan_einlhander (22:52:58): Exp to next level.
elan_einlhander (22:53:03): Assuming there are levels.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:07): In the character box, for in-game?
elan_einlhander (22:53:12): Oh.
elan_einlhander (22:53:15): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (22:53:20): Perhaps turn-order?
elan_einlhander (22:53:27): Or some sort of "speed" function.
elan_einlhander (22:53:32): Unless it just goes left to right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:33): I'm gonna have a function for their speed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:59): It's gonna work like CT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:06): But turn-based. Tactics style, you could say.
elan_einlhander (22:54:12): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:18): So, I should have a CT bar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:22): I could put it...
elan_einlhander (22:54:38): Is the weapon they're wielding listed anywhere in the combat screen?
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:11): Nope. But, is it in most games? Maybe I could make it accessable through the ITEMs menu, ala BOF4.
elan_einlhander (22:55:29): I dunno, when you're picking attack it should list their weapon
elan_einlhander (22:55:32): Like in the help-window thing
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:00): But keep in mind that special weapons will be used like magic. The only purpose of different weapons is added attack power, as in most RPGs.
elan_einlhander (22:56:13): M'kay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:18): I just got a bunch of ideas for equipment and stuff, but I'm just gonna pump this out to see if I can, since I've never programmed anything like this before, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:35): For now, the characters will have fixed attack power, etc., and will be wearing no equipment that alters them.
elan_einlhander (22:57:38): *again points out that Shotgun Ice is-*
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:46): ~shanks~
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:49): x_x
elan_einlhander (23:18:18): (@#athabascor) repl *cuddles back* You tell Victoriana '*cuddles back*' (@#athabascor) repl *chokes* You tell Victoriana '*chokes*'
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:55): ~doesn't get it~
elan_einlhander (23:19:14): I just up and choked out of nowhere.
elan_einlhander (23:19:14): irl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:24): My lower back has been killing me for like a week now.
elan_einlhander (23:42:29): Like if I twist or bend over.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:49): ...Well, that sucks. That happened to me for awhile but it just went away. I think it was like three days, though. Not a week. ~_~
elan_einlhander (23:42:59): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:07): Thong.
elan_einlhander (23:47:53): Let me see that thooooooooooong.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:05): Doug loves hip-hop so much.
elan_einlhander (23:48:08): He does.

10-17-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:18:16): Done with all the character boxes... and they look 1337.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:24): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:31): Blank spots for names, levels, HP, SM, and empty CT bars.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:48): Cool
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:06): And lined up all pretty, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:43): I think I am gonna go with the prompts being along the top.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:52): So I'm gonna shrink the text-box a bit to make room.
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:10): I'm going to get to bed, sorry to dip out on you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:19): It's cool. Get a good rest.
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:24): See you tomorrow.

10-19-04


elan_einlhander (5:34:29): I just came in, it's six in the morning, gonna try and get some sleep before someone else wants me gone.
elan_einlhander (5:34:43): Long story, tired freezing Doug, good times.
vencabot_teppoo (7:29:51): Well, again, you rip for making it home. I can hardly believe that you walked from your grandpas to your house in the middle of the night.
vencabot_teppoo (7:30:03): Congrats, Doug. Try and have an ok day. Peace.
elan_einlhander (14:52:30): That.. didn't happen.
elan_einlhander (14:52:38): I walked for.... six hours.... at least....
elan_einlhander (14:52:45): five*
elan_einlhander (14:52:50): Spent the night... in the forest....
elan_einlhander (14:52:55): Saw..... everything....
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:16): Yo, Dou!
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:17): ...Doug!
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:21): What's up?
elan_einlhander (20:22:23): Close enough.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:35): Rumour has it you spent a night in the woods.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:40): And by rumour,
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:44): I mean offline messages.
elan_einlhander (20:23:05): You could say that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:11): What happened?
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:24): Sorry I didn't say "hi" earlier. I've been asleep all day, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:23:24): *falls asleep on the desk*
elan_einlhander (20:24:07): Hang on, trying to do something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:09): Ok.
elan_einlhander (20:31:56): All right.
elan_einlhander (20:32:00): Had wind of a mark.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:06): Ok, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:10): But it's done now.
elan_einlhander (20:32:55): So sleepy.
elan_einlhander (20:33:57): I need a phone -_-
elan_einlhander (20:34:08): Wanted to call your cell and leave a message, but was unable.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:17): Yeah, you should get a tracphone or something.
elan_einlhander (20:36:26): I don't have the money...
elan_einlhander (20:36:35): I would love a tracphone.
elan_einlhander (20:36:40): For this.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:47): Anyway, what happened?
elan_einlhander (20:37:20): Imagine a world where chaos is common-place, where darkness has flooded the land to a point where only a single star glows in the night sky.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:39): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:37:58): *forgot where he was going with that*
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:13): Well, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (20:38:15): Hm.
elan_einlhander (20:38:19): I swear it was good.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:25): Maybe if I ate something, you'd remember.
elan_einlhander (20:38:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:38:31): Wait
elan_einlhander (20:38:35): Bitch -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:38:54): So after I logged off last night.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:58): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:39:19): I told my mom I was ready to go home, after much complaining and peeing she agreed to take me home.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:28): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:39:42): So we go out to the car, I start it up and get in, she comes out after me.
elan_einlhander (20:39:46): And stumbles in the drive way.
elan_einlhander (20:39:52): I'm like "ooookay"
elan_einlhander (20:40:16): So she pulls out, and we're driving and she's like "Where's my phone?"
elan_einlhander (20:40:19): "It's not here I don't think
elan_einlhander (20:40:23): "Well go back and get it"
elan_einlhander (20:40:31): She pulls back into the driveway, I go into the house to look for it.
elan_einlhander (20:40:34): Can't find it, so I call it.
elan_einlhander (20:40:38): Hear nothing
elan_einlhander (20:40:40): Head back out
elan_einlhander (20:40:43): It's on her hip -_
elan_einlhander (20:40:43): -
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:48): ~_~
elan_einlhander (20:40:51): So we take off again.
elan_einlhander (20:41:09): We're driving, she's super pissed at Kim and her daughter, and is cussing like a sailor about them.
elan_einlhander (20:41:23): Saying everyone's a fucking bitch and she shoulda took me home and blah blah blah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:34): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:41:42): I still have my suspisions that she is inebriated.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:50): Suspicions, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:51): So I ask her "You wouldn't lie to me, right?"
elan_einlhander (20:41:56): And she says no.
elan_einlhander (20:42:02): So I ask "What did you do today."
elan_einlhander (20:42:16): And she tells me she picked up my nephews from the hospital and took them out for pizza.
elan_einlhander (20:42:17): I ask where
elan_einlhander (20:42:20): And she says Sammy's.
elan_einlhander (20:42:25): So I'm like okay.
elan_einlhander (20:42:31): Knowing full-well they serve alcohol there.
elan_einlhander (20:42:37): Then she says she met her sister there.
elan_einlhander (20:42:43): And they talked while they shared a beer.
elan_einlhander (20:42:50): I'm like bam, suspicion confirmed.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:54): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:42:59): *said bam, too*
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:07): And Doug knows that his mom and her sister aren't just casual drinkers.
elan_einlhander (20:43:12): Of course.
elan_einlhander (20:43:15): I know when my mom is drunk
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:16): They don't just talk over 'a' beer.
elan_einlhander (20:43:16): Come on now
elan_einlhander (20:43:20): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:43:22): She started sayin
elan_einlhander (20:43:25): A few beers.
elan_einlhander (20:43:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:43:28): Like it evolved.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:31): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:43:53): So we keep going, and I think to myself "Okay, when we get home, I'm gonna ask her inside, then get her keys and make her stay for like an hour so she can sober up."
elan_einlhander (20:44:02): So she keeps cussin' and goin', driving us home.
elan_einlhander (20:44:08): We get there, I tell her to come in for a minute.
elan_einlhander (20:44:17): She does, checks her messages, rambles on some more.
elan_einlhander (20:44:19): And goes to leave.
elan_einlhander (20:44:25): I say to hang on a second and got the phone.
elan_einlhander (20:44:30): I went into the bathroom and called Kim
elan_einlhander (20:44:44): Told her that I would be keeping my mother with me for a while, since she was clearly intoxicated.
elan_einlhander (20:44:47): She's like okay.
elan_einlhander (20:44:55): So I go out and tell my mom I don't want her driving home yet.
elan_einlhander (20:45:03): She argues, and says she needs to get going.
elan_einlhander (20:45:08): So I say let me have your keys
elan_einlhander (20:45:20): She says no, I tell her to give them up, you're not fit to drive.
elan_einlhander (20:45:24): Argue argue.
elan_einlhander (20:45:26): Doug snatches.
elan_einlhander (20:45:40): She reaches for them, Doug holds them up out of her reach like a bully.
elan_einlhander (20:45:56): She keeps going "I'm fine, I can drive, blah blah"
elan_einlhander (20:46:01): She's slurred and crap, so it's obvious.
elan_einlhander (20:46:11): So she tries to wrestle me.
elan_einlhander (20:46:21): I overpower her and stuff the keys in my coat pocket
elan_einlhander (20:46:29): She dives in to get them and I just grip them.
elan_einlhander (20:46:37): Our hands get stuck in there and she tears my pocket.
elan_einlhander (20:46:52): So I move her back to her room and she falls onto the bed and pulls me after.
elan_einlhander (20:47:22): Once the pocket tears completely I yank the keys away, slip out of my coat like a greased pig and she falls back with the coat on her face.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:33): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:47:35): I speed out of the room, throw the door shut, and close the latch so it can't be opened from inside.
elan_einlhander (20:47:46): I tell her she can wait for an hour, and to take a nap.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:51): Get hype, latch.
elan_einlhander (20:47:56): She pounds on the door and demands to come out.
elan_einlhander (20:48:22): I say no and repeat the ultimatum.
elan_einlhander (20:48:36): So she's pounding, and turns on her phone.
elan_einlhander (20:48:43): calls my aunt, and then calls Kim.
elan_einlhander (20:48:53): Saying I'm bigger than her and won't let her out and all this nonsense.
elan_einlhander (20:49:01): I know my aunt, she's a hyper-bitch.
elan_einlhander (20:49:07): So I figured she'd be on her way over.
elan_einlhander (20:49:17): I said whatever, I fear no person.
elan_einlhander (20:49:27): So she's sitting in there complaining.
elan_einlhander (20:49:33): And starts busting open the window.
elan_einlhander (20:49:44): I lock all of the house doors and tell her it would be foolish to go outside.
elan_einlhander (20:49:51): She goes out anyway and my aunt comes by.
elan_einlhander (20:50:01): So they're outside, and I let them in not wanting to lock them out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:07): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:50:08): My aunt FLIPS out.
elan_einlhander (20:50:19): She's screaming and pointing at me saying I can't do this or that.
elan_einlhander (20:50:27): I told her to shut up, right off the bat.
elan_einlhander (20:50:34): She says give your mother her keys
elan_einlhander (20:50:43): I say no, she's been drinking, she won't be driving tonight.
elan_einlhander (20:50:50): My mom goes I'm fine, I only had a few beers.
elan_einlhander (20:50:54): I'm no idiot, of course.
elan_einlhander (20:51:35): So I say to my aunt, that all I did was tell my mother to wait an hour, which really isn't that long, and if she were in her right mind she would just do it to put my fears at rest.
elan_einlhander (20:51:38): Mere common sense.
elan_einlhander (20:51:50): And my aunt says, and this just blew my mind.
elan_einlhander (20:52:13): "Whether or not, even if she did have just a few beers with me, you're a minor and have no right to tell her she can't drive."
elan_einlhander (20:52:29): My head spun completely around, like it was on a loose bolt.
elan_einlhander (20:52:57): I was like "ARE YOU FREAKIN' JOKING? ARE YOU HONESTLY SAYING IT'S OKAY TO DRINK AND DRIVE?"
elan_einlhander (20:53:05): I was screaming in her face, completely belittling her.
elan_einlhander (20:53:12): Because it was the stupidest thing I ever heard.
elan_einlhander (20:53:30): Not ONLY is it illegal, but it's simply not safe, I was in the car WITH HER.
elan_einlhander (20:53:45): How fucking dare you condone this, simply because you're mad at ME.
elan_einlhander (20:54:09): I said she should be ashamed for letting her sister down like that.
elan_einlhander (20:54:22): Because my aunt was the one she was drinking with, and let her go in the first place.
elan_einlhander (20:54:32): So we're fighting, and I'm sticking by my decision.
elan_einlhander (20:54:38): And she starts going off on this wild tangent.
elan_einlhander (20:54:55): About how I don't go to school, and I threw all these parties, and I shouldn't even be living here.
elan_einlhander (20:55:02): About how I should be out on my own, about how I was kicked out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:19): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:55:49): Then she's like "Oh I called the police, they'll be on their way and you can give the keys to them."
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:56): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:56:00): I just say "Okay, I'll give the keys to them"
elan_einlhander (20:56:09): And she goes "No just give them to us."
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:12): So I could see it was bluff.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:26): Doug really would've given the keys to them.
elan_einlhander (20:56:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:56:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:36): Because, really, what were THEY gonna do with them.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:41): They're police.
elan_einlhander (20:56:51): And they wouldn't let an inebriated women drive either.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:54): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:56:56): woman*
elan_einlhander (20:57:17): So I sit on the washer, like I said, and cross my arms and legs, merely smirking while she tells me how I need to leave.
elan_einlhander (20:57:21): This is my aunt mind you, not my mom.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:32): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:57:49): She's like "Lisa I love him to death, but you can't just let him walk all over you, our dad would've beat our ass for this."
elan_einlhander (20:57:58): I was like "Yes mother, hit me, you know that will help, right?"
elan_einlhander (20:58:05): My mom' slike "I don't wanna hit you."
elan_einlhander (20:58:09): So I tell my aunt to shut up, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:19): And she says "I was out on my own at 17!"
elan_einlhander (20:58:21): "Cool"
elan_einlhander (20:58:29): "You should be on your own doing this and that"
elan_einlhander (20:58:44): "You're so right, I have a car, liscence, phone, lots of money."
elan_einlhander (20:58:49): "... oh wait, no I don't."
elan_einlhander (20:58:53): "My mom decided to help me."
elan_einlhander (20:59:14): She acts like I'm imposing myself onto my mom, like I made her take me in.
elan_einlhander (20:59:21): My mom wanted me back, so shut the fuck up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:25): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:59:37): So I tell her "I will tell you what."
elan_einlhander (20:59:58): "I will give YOU the keys if you can swear to me that YOU will drive her home, and that she will never be behind the wheel."
elan_einlhander (21:00:02): She's like "Fine whatever":
elan_einlhander (21:00:12): So I go get the keys out of the freezer and give 'em to her.
elan_einlhander (21:00:17): I get my coat and we all head out.
elan_einlhander (21:00:22): I start walking down the road.
elan_einlhander (21:00:23): And my mom
elan_einlhander (21:00:29): is like "Don't leave!"
elan_einlhander (21:00:41): And my aunt goes "No he should go, I'm a stupid bitch blah blah blah"
elan_einlhander (21:00:45): *what Doug heard*
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:46): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:01:02): So I go "PEACE, it's been real ladies." And head off down the road.
elan_einlhander (21:01:18): I thought to myself "My mom will come to and realize I did the right thing."
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:26): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:01:37): So I kept going, and headed for those trees in the field, I ran the whole way.
elan_einlhander (21:01:44): I hadn't had my pills in... two and a half days.
elan_einlhander (21:01:49): But I just ran
elan_einlhander (21:02:00): My breath ran out, and I fell to my knees, and I figured I'd die right there.
elan_einlhander (21:02:09): But I got a second wind weirdly enough, and got back up.
elan_einlhander (21:02:36): So I hid under a pine tree for a while, making sure they wouldn't follow.
elan_einlhander (21:02:39): Then started off.
elan_einlhander (21:02:44): I was talking to myself, as I always do
elan_einlhander (21:03:05): About how stupid people can be, and how I did the right thing, and about how I need to do that no matter what.
elan_einlhander (21:03:12): And I scaled that hill over by Cavanaugh.
elan_einlhander (21:03:23): And just sorta spun around and screamed at the sky.
elan_einlhander (21:03:35): I chilled and headed into the woods over there, trudging through them.
elan_einlhander (21:03:38): Trying to stay hidden.
elan_einlhander (21:03:52): I went over to Everett and considered staying there until dawn.
elan_einlhander (21:03:55): It was midnight mind you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:58): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:04:11): Some thugs approached me, we chit-chatted, I continued on.
elan_einlhander (21:04:28): I wrote ELAN EINLHANDER WAS HERE 10/18 over by the football field, in the gravel path.
elan_einlhander (21:04:37): And I HAVE FAITH IN YOU ALL above it.
elan_einlhander (21:04:39): Dunno why, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:44): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:05:09): So I went over to Holmes and walked up it for a while, circled around and went by the house again, then up to Jolly.
elan_einlhander (21:05:23): I walked real slow, but decided to head to Meijer since I was hungry and had to go to the bathroom.
elan_einlhander (21:05:29): I came across that small forest I showed you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:34): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:05:47): It was pitch black out, and I was pretty afraid.
elan_einlhander (21:05:56): But I decided, I had to face my fears, and that nothing could stop me.
elan_einlhander (21:05:57): So I ran in
elan_einlhander (21:06:12): I smashed branches to get through and made my way through the wreckage.
elan_einlhander (21:06:26): I found a nice stick and took it with me, and left the forest toward K-Mart.
elan_einlhander (21:06:35): I started using it as a walking stick, which was handy.
elan_einlhander (21:06:47): Since my feet were bound to get sore.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:59): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:07:14): I bought a bottle of sunkist from the K-Mart vending machine and continued toward Meijer.
elan_einlhander (21:07:30): I got up there, around 3 am, and went in, bought some Ruffles and a nail file and left again.
elan_einlhander (21:07:48): I started down Pennsylvania, munching on chips for sustinance, and found a superior walking stick.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:58): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:08:01): Very sturdy, pretty straight, and had sort of a handle-nub on it.
elan_einlhander (21:08:12): So I used that instead, and made me way through residential areas.
elan_einlhander (21:08:32): My feet were hurting bad, so I was hobbling along with my staff and got to K-Mart again
elan_einlhander (21:08:39): Bought some water this time and continued on.
elan_einlhander (21:08:44): Got to the forest again.
elan_einlhander (21:08:58): I was tired, and that had woken me up before, so I ran back into it again.
elan_einlhander (21:09:13): I got out on the other side, and was going to head toward my house.
elan_einlhander (21:09:16): But I stopped.
elan_einlhander (21:09:19): And turned around.
elan_einlhander (21:09:28): And stared at that dark, mysterious forest.
elan_einlhander (21:09:40): And decided if there was anywhere I should be right now, it was in there.
elan_einlhander (21:09:44): so I barrelled back in.
elan_einlhander (21:09:47): *barrelled?*
elan_einlhander (21:09:51): *whatever*
elan_einlhander (21:09:59): I become ensared in VINES of all things.
elan_einlhander (21:10:06): Like a foot wide set of them.
elan_einlhander (21:10:18): I was cutting at them with my stick and struggling to break free.
elan_einlhander (21:10:22): It was exciting, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:10:38): I got free, and found a spot where I could not be seen from either road around the forest.
elan_einlhander (21:10:50): I set down my chip bag and sat down against the tree.
elan_einlhander (21:11:00): I meditated, for like half an hour.
elan_einlhander (21:11:05): And was very sleepy.
elan_einlhander (21:11:07): And so cold.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:10): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:11:26): So I sorta dozed off against the tree, then started shivering bad, the temperature kept dropping.
elan_einlhander (21:11:40): So I used my bag as a pillow and kinda layed there curled up in a ball, with my coat around me.
elan_einlhander (21:11:59): I kinda wanted to sleep, but I was afraid I might get hypothermia with the temperature that low.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:07): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:12:11): So after laying there for a good hour, half-asleep, I got back up.
elan_einlhander (21:12:31): I ran back out of the woods, and my feet were hurting so bad.
elan_einlhander (21:12:44): So I was hobbling down the road with my stick, keeping one arm inside of my coat.
elan_einlhander (21:13:03): After like an hour I got home, and just went inside, my mom was asleep in her room with the door busted down.
elan_einlhander (21:13:10): She woke up and saw me, and called me oin
elan_einlhander (21:13:11): in*
elan_einlhander (21:13:23): I sat down, she said she didn't want me to leave, and I did the right thing, and yadda yadda.
elan_einlhander (21:13:40): I was like "Damn right, I hope you give your sister a good talking to, for she is a fool."
elan_einlhander (21:13:45): Told her I was going to bed, and did so.
elan_einlhander (21:13:52): And here I am.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:06): And what'd you do today?
elan_einlhander (21:14:18): Slept until 2, then went to work.
elan_einlhander (21:14:20): Smelling like a tree.
elan_einlhander (21:14:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:30): I haven't seen my mom today.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:49): Well, you did the right thing, even in the face of the greatest adversity I've ever even seen.
elan_einlhander (21:14:59): I did, and fuck anyone who tries to stop me.
elan_einlhander (21:15:02): I did the right thing
elan_einlhander (21:15:08): Though my methods may have been extreme.
elan_einlhander (21:15:11): I still did the right thing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:32): Well, methods have to be extreme. You kept your keys from your mom, and SHE made it 'extreme.' You just kept up.
elan_einlhander (21:15:43): Right.
elan_einlhander (21:15:47): I swear, though
elan_einlhander (21:15:48): My aunt
elan_einlhander (21:15:51): How can she
elan_einlhander (21:15:51): God
elan_einlhander (21:16:06): David
elan_einlhander (21:16:08): How can people?
elan_einlhander (21:16:14): I mean
elan_einlhander (21:16:15): o_<
elan_einlhander (21:16:34): You know it's not okay to drink in the first place, let alone drive afterwards.
elan_einlhander (21:16:53): AT NIGHT
elan_einlhander (21:17:04): I know how my mom gets
elan_einlhander (21:17:12): She got arrested for drunk driving once already.
elan_einlhander (21:17:16): BUT THE NERVE
elan_einlhander (21:17:27): "It doesn't matter, even if she did have a few beers"
elan_einlhander (21:17:32): Head did a full 360, I swear to God.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:41): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:17:59): And how dare she question my ethics.
elan_einlhander (21:18:10): As though my intentions weren't noble.
elan_einlhander (21:18:15): Like I did it for kicks and jollies.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:25): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:19:36): Any questions? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:57): How do you feel? I assume you've taken your medicine.
elan_einlhander (21:20:02): I have, finally.
elan_einlhander (21:20:09): Dude, I dunno how, but I kept going, lol
elan_einlhander (21:20:18): Usually if I miss a single day of meds I'm out of it
elan_einlhander (21:20:20): Let alone two
elan_einlhander (21:20:24): And RUNNING
elan_einlhander (21:20:29): I got a second wind from something
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:02): Don't forget how much you have on your side. I made the mistake of becoming real proud and obsessed with a loner-mentality... but really, when you refuse to do the wrong thing and do the right thing no matter what, you've got a lot on your side.
elan_einlhander (21:21:21): Apparently so
elan_einlhander (21:21:26): I felt like a story-book Hero.
elan_einlhander (21:21:32): Or a DBZ character, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:42): A little of column A, a little of column B.
elan_einlhander (21:21:54): And, as you know, Doug constantly talks to himself.
elan_einlhander (21:21:59): I had a constant monologue.
elan_einlhander (21:22:03): It needs to be recorded.
elan_einlhander (21:22:11): I wish I had a lakitu following me around.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:16): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (21:22:19): Especially for my "Street Light" monologue.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:22): God. I cannot believe you just said that.
elan_einlhander (21:22:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:22:25): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:37): Because yesterday I was trying to remember what those things were called.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:45): Me and Kenny were talking about Super Mario Bros., lol.
elan_einlhander (21:22:50): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:04): Hey, meanwhile, check this out.
elan_einlhander (21:23:07): Okay.
elan_einlhander (21:23:18): ...
elan_einlhander (21:23:19): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:19): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:21): ...No, really.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:24): Buzz me, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:39): Yeah. You can't handle that.
elan_einlhander (21:23:48): K-kawai?
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:54): Click the cats, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:02): Oh god.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:12): Yeah, my thoughts exactly, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:39): And of course, the constant question:
elan_einlhander (21:24:47): Wait
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:52): "When you do ~, how come the first one is real high and the second one is middle aligned."
elan_einlhander (21:24:53): Hello Kitty is a kitty.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:56): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:58): Stop.
elan_einlhander (21:24:59): But
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:00): Don't ask,lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:00): okay
elan_einlhander (21:25:01): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:07): It's best if we just don't ask.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:59): ~names the cats 'Arnold' and 'Barnold.'~
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:13): Bernaldo would be better.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:19): Bernaldo, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:43): Someday
elan_einlhander (21:26:58): My whole extended family will be together for some holiday, and I'll be at my house by myself.
elan_einlhander (21:27:05): They'll be chatting, and I'll come up
elan_einlhander (21:27:12): And they'll talk about me, in a negative way
elan_einlhander (21:27:15): And finally, someone
elan_einlhander (21:27:19): Will go "Wait..."
elan_einlhander (21:27:23): "This isn't right..."
elan_einlhander (21:27:31): And I'll finally win.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:36): Doug will win.
elan_einlhander (21:29:47): My walking stick.
elan_einlhander (21:29:49): Rocked my world.
elan_einlhander (21:29:58): You know how that is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:09): Yeah, I do, lol. Especially when you're in the woods.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:14): It has so many purposes it's insane.
elan_einlhander (21:30:23): Nothing is quite as scary as the woods in the middle of the night
elan_einlhander (21:30:26): Every sound making you go :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:30:33): But it's the best way to face fear itself.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:34): ~loves that emoticon so much~
elan_einlhander (21:30:39): Which I did.
elan_einlhander (21:31:07): I was tempted to wait until around 7:30, and go to school, to find you.
elan_einlhander (21:31:12): Since I forgot to call you from Meijer. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:22): What did you want to talk to me for? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:26): Well just to tell you.
elan_einlhander (21:31:31): Since I didn't know if I could go home.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:36): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:31:43): But then I just went home and IMed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:02): If I woulda got up at 6 like I was supposed to, I guess I could've seen you.
elan_einlhander (21:32:07): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:32:21): I watched Captain Planet before collapsing in bed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:43): Doug was like, "Captain Planet... He's our...hero...gonna take pol...u... *snooze*"
elan_einlhander (21:32:52): Yup.
elan_einlhander (21:32:56): But Doug is Doug's Hero.
elan_einlhander (21:33:15): Lol, my street light monologue.
elan_einlhander (21:33:20): Comparing a street light to my existance.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:32): I am a street light.
elan_einlhander (21:33:37): We are all street lights David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:51): Are we, Doug?
elan_einlhander (21:34:00): I assure you, we are.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:05): ~doesn't trust the Windows XP Service Pack 2~
elan_einlhander (21:34:14): DON'T DO IT
elan_einlhander (21:34:14): O_<
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:24): Is that the one you were talking about? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:29): Probably.
elan_einlhander (21:34:36): I sadly didn't pay much attention.
elan_einlhander (21:34:41): And it was the last update, so
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:46): It says that I should back-up my system before installing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:50): And I'm like, "..."
elan_einlhander (21:34:51): *hiss*
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:04): "...Back up my system? WTF do you intend to do?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:12): Rpl;
elan_einlhander (21:35:14): ...
elan_einlhander (21:35:17): Rofl, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:28): "...Yeah... uh..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:32): "...You better save your shit."
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:47): "We don't know wtf this is gonna do... but it likely-" Wait, let me do this skit over.
elan_einlhander (21:35:47): And hold on tight.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:00): "yea u betr save ur shit"
elan_einlhander (21:36:06): Rofl, genius.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:32): "we dont no wtf dis is gon do but it proly wont b good"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:43): "Then why in God's name am I installing i-"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:53): "stfu im bill gates bich"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:11): we shuld talk like dis fo tha rest of tha nite
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:24): we shuld lol. Oh god, did I send you that log with me and Luke?
elan_einlhander (21:37:29): Yeah, you did.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:29): That was the night your connection was bad.
elan_einlhander (21:38:09): im goin back to my grandpas on thursday to finish the door
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:20): ~nods~ Good man.
elan_einlhander (21:39:49): My mom was like "NO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JOB!"
elan_einlhander (21:40:11): I was like "Yo grandfather, mind if I go home for a few days and finish on Thursday? I work tomorrow and the next day."
elan_einlhander (21:40:14): "That's fine"
elan_einlhander (21:40:17): "Booyah."
elan_einlhander (21:40:31): DANCE
elan_einlhander (21:40:33): *dances*
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:06): I need a super-powered Digital Camera someday
elan_einlhander (21:41:15): So I can take it with me on nights like last night.
elan_einlhander (21:41:19): And record my Heroic madness.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:56): Joker45756: Well atleast uve hit puberty Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Harry hasn't. Joker45756: Not yet... Joker45756: or has he dun nuh nuh
elan_einlhander (21:45:16): *won't evena sk*
elan_einlhander (21:45:17): even ask*
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:00): Harry has the most insane AIM profile.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:19): Note: AOL member profiles are not accessible through AOL Instant Messenger.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:32): No way he typed that... but he's the only guy I've ever seen with that profile, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:58): Sorry, went to make a bagel.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:09): It's ok. I'm heading off to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:18): And by 'bed' I mean to begin my extensive bed-time regiment.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:24): A good idea, I am pooped.
elan_einlhander (21:59:29): Maybe I will soon as well.
elan_einlhander (21:59:43): ... in a seperate bed, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:48): Lol.

10-21-04


elan_einlhander (18:37:09): *still has the Hello Kitty IMvironment open apparently*
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:37:22): Bastard.
elan_einlhander (18:37:38): David's like "Yay!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:03): The new 8-Bit movie is freakin' awesome.
elan_einlhander (18:38:15): I'm back at home, so I can watch it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:22): GET HYPE. LET ME LINK YOU, LOL.
elan_einlhander (18:38:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:38:27): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:45): The quality is insane... so it takes a long time to load, even on my cable. Or maybe I just hit turbulence, lol... but the quality IS insane.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:47): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198225
elan_einlhander (18:41:30): How epic so far
elan_einlhander (18:41:45): .*watching opening*
elan_einlhander (18:43:15): Lol, shopkeep's voice.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:27): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:39): "...Cuz they're shiny!"
elan_einlhander (18:47:05): ROFL
elan_einlhander (18:47:12): "What, you don't like pizza?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:47:35): Good times.
elan_einlhander (18:52:26): LOL
elan_einlhander (18:52:42): I AM TEH WHIT3 MAG3
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:48): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:53:46): So what Sonic Movies were you talking about?
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:07): Oh yeah. Search on Newgrounds search engine for "Sonic Uncut." Watch 1, 2, and 3.
elan_einlhander (18:58:53): So I snapped his neck and hid his body under the-
elan_einlhander (18:58:53): LOL
elan_einlhander (18:58:57): KILL SONIC
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:03): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:07): Shadow is frickin' awesome.
elan_einlhander (19:00:34): His eyes, I spazzed.
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:08:05): Oh I got your peanuts right here!
vencabot_teppoo (19:08:12): Heehee.
elan_einlhander (19:10:38): Guacamole!
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:51): Guacamole, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:11:20): Pablo.
elan_einlhander (19:11:21): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:18:24): Disregarding your.. macaroni creation.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:21:00): LOL
elan_einlhander (19:21:07): WHAT'S UP BITCHES.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:18): Classic.
elan_einlhander (19:24:11): Kidz Bob Megahits.
elan_einlhander (19:24:11): ...
elan_einlhander (19:24:14): Bop*
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:24:40): A Duck Duck Goose sitatuion.
elan_einlhander (21:24:00): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:02): ?
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:09): You ok?
elan_einlhander (21:28:12): Just woke up. o_<
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:15): ...And?
elan_einlhander (21:28:24): ....and felt like that was necessaru.
elan_einlhander (21:28:26): necessary*
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:33): Lol. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:07): I'm working on that cast for the programming project that I've decided to call 'MegaMan h3r0." YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?!
elan_einlhander (21:29:21): N-no.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:33): Anyway, I was wondering about what you would think of as a good name for MegaMan's alter-ego... His "normal" self.
elan_einlhander (21:29:46): ..Rock?
elan_einlhander (21:29:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:09): Obviously, in the original games, he was "Rock." Then, in Legends, his name really WAS "Megaman." Then, in MMBN, he was 'Hub' or 'Lan,' if you consider him to really be the main character.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:09): The premise of the game will be that MegaMan was injected into the human population as a baby so that he could grow up with humans and learn their ways. Only at 15 years old does he realize that he's Megaman.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:32): And he sorta morphs into Megaman like a power-ranger after that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:05): And so do all of the main characters. For the most part, they are normal until they enter a battle, where they automatically change. That is, except for certain parts, obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:41): The main characters being Megaman, Protoman, and Bass... at least, for the first portion of the game. ~has a lot of the plot figured out... and no programming done, lol~ Also.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:01): I have names for Protoman and Bass, but not for Megaman.
elan_einlhander (21:33:06): Elan Einlhander.
elan_einlhander (21:33:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:13): ...Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:14): Rofl, nice ellipse.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:22): Don't mock my tiny elipse.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:30): I'll mock whatever the fuck I want.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:34): :O
elan_einlhander (21:33:39): Hecks yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:33:53): Seriously, though, you should call him BARREL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:56): Anyway, I decided against "Rocko" for reasons that I do NOT need to explain to you... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:03): But I already have a Barrel, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:07): ...damn.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:27): And I also decided against Trevor, although I like it... not exactly sure WHY I decided against it... but I did.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:41): I dunno... Doesn't fit Megaman.
elan_einlhander (21:34:42): Tron, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:48): I already have a Tron, too, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:51): God damn.
elan_einlhander (21:35:11): Call him Stacatto.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:25): I actually think I have a Stacatto, too, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:34): GOD DAMN IT
elan_einlhander (21:35:38): CALL HIM ROCK THEN YOU PUSSY.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:48): Rock. Hmmm...
elan_einlhander (21:36:09): Or here's what you do
elan_einlhander (21:36:13): Get a music glossary.
elan_einlhander (21:36:16): And pick something cool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:53): For the most part, I'm using the music-names as names of various scientific projects in the plot, which are renamed upon completion. For instance, 'Project Forte' was the collection of experiments and data collection that lead to the final product, 'Bass.' His weapon is still called the 'F. Buster.' Same with project Blues.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:27): Rock. Rock. Maybe if I say it enough, lol. It just doesn't strike me as a good main-character name.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:34): For a 15 year old kid.
elan_einlhander (21:38:35): It's not.
elan_einlhander (21:38:38): But it IS his.
elan_einlhander (21:38:52): Or make it Rock in a different langauge.
elan_einlhander (21:39:03): Always a clever spin on things.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:25): I was thinking of making his last name "Rock" in Japanese, but that wouldn't make much sense, since I don't want to make him Japanese,lol... but I like that idea. TO BABEL FISH!!!
elan_einlhander (21:39:50): Babel... fish...?
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:59): ....Yes. Babel fish.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:27): Lol. Dutch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:30): "Rots."
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:46): French: "Roche."
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:59): German: "Felsen." Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:08): Felsen...
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:29): Greek... crazy ass, non-alphabet thing. I swear, the greeks use the alphabet... but I guess not.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:46): Italian: "Roccia." Oooh, nice... if he were a chick.
elan_einlhander (21:41:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:08): Portuguese: "Rocha."
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:25): Spanish: "Roca." Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:37): ...And that's all for foreign languages.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:54): Rots, Roche, FELSEN, Roccia, Rocha, and Roca.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:04): Maybe I could make one of those his last name.
elan_einlhander (21:43:16): And we're right back where we started.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:30): And put a "Van" in there, lol. "_____ van Roccia."
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:35): "________ van Felsen."
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:36): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:18): Maybe I should use Roccia and use an italian first-name, too. Megaman has always seemed... I dunno...
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:20): Italian to me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:44:30): *whap*
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:36): Ow. ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:38): vv
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:44:53): ...never again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:58): Never again?
elan_einlhander (21:45:04): NO
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:16): Yahoo! Search: "italian first names males"
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:28): First site that comes up: "Female African Names."
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:35): David: "...Excuse me? Did I take a wrong turn?"
elan_einlhander (21:45:51): David fell in a trap-hole.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:06): I did. And then blew up and had little orbs of energy fly out in every direction.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:21): ~POW POw Pow pow-powpowpow...~
elan_einlhander (21:46:48): Meanwhile I just chugged a 20 oz. bottle of water in like twenty seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:53): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:55): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (21:46:59): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:05): You ok? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:20): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:22): All spazzy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:28): Why?
elan_einlhander (21:47:34): And quote my hair: KABLAAAAAAAAM.
elan_einlhander (21:47:39): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:58): Maybe you should go cut yourself to relieve the tension.
elan_einlhander (21:48:24): MY BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:32): AHHHHH!!! ~turns spazzy too, but calms down real quick~ Ooh! Ooh! Take mine!
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:47): *sucks out your blood through yourn ose*
elan_einlhander (21:48:49): your nose*
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:50): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:58): That's a disgusting image.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:01): I kill you for that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:07): *YOUR HEAD A SPLODE*
elan_einlhander (21:49:08): I dare you.
elan_einlhander (21:49:09): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (21:49:12): MY HEAD A SPLODE
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:17): *SPLODE*
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:58): Man, my internet seems pretty gay tonight... for some reason. I'm not getting disconnected or anything, but flash took forever to load, and so do some website.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:00): ...Websites.
elan_einlhander (21:50:17): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:50:27): Meanwhile I'm still exhausted, for some reason.
elan_einlhander (21:50:30): I've slept plenty.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:32): "David, you have no idea what gay internet is."
elan_einlhander (21:50:53): It's true, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:15): And no one understands, because they're so internet-ignorant.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:30): "Wow! It's so fast that I can download things!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:51:45): Or for Rebecca.
elan_einlhander (21:51:51): I can talk to my boyfriend in England! :D
elan_einlhander (21:51:55): David
elan_einlhander (21:51:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:52:03): Kim's eldest daughter, Rebecca.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:06): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (21:52:10): Met some guy online, who lives in England.
elan_einlhander (21:52:15): Like three of four months ago.
elan_einlhander (21:52:28): Has decided she's in love, and began deciding to go to England.
elan_einlhander (21:52:39): She quit her job a while ago, and drives a piece of shit car.
elan_einlhander (21:52:58): She started staying with my mom to mooch, and wants people to take her to Chicago to get her passport or whatever.
elan_einlhander (21:53:17): This guy is supposedly going to support her when she gets there.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:19): How old is she, now?
elan_einlhander (21:53:24): 19 going on 20.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:53:57): People are like "What happens when he decides he doesn't like you anymore and you're STUCK IN ENGLAND WITH NO MONEY?"
elan_einlhander (21:54:02): She's like "I wub him!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:11): So sad.
elan_einlhander (21:54:27): Doug: "... you're an idiot, your feelings are so not worth going off to England over, get over it."
elan_einlhander (21:54:31): Doug is harsh.
elan_einlhander (21:54:37): But Rebecca is stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:54:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:55): But she has a sexy name.
elan_einlhander (21:54:59): ALL OF KIM'S OFFSPRING ARE TOTAL IDIOTS
elan_einlhander (21:55:00): DAVID
elan_einlhander (21:55:01): HOW
elan_einlhander (21:55:08): CAN THEY ALL BE SUCH BACKWARD IDIOTS?
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:23): No idea.
elan_einlhander (21:55:25): The last one, Sarah, got pregnant and took Dan's matress as you know.
elan_einlhander (21:55:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:33): Lol. Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:55:51): She's like my age, she smokes, sleeps around, is a complete bitch, disrespectful to her mother when she doesn't get what she wants.
elan_einlhander (21:56:04): And yeah, both of Kim's girls are heavy smokers.
elan_einlhander (21:56:17): Which is so fucking nasty I don't even want to let them live.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:37): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:57): ~decides to name the main character "Alfonso."~
elan_einlhander (21:57:03): My mother and I think that Kim has a "plan" for Rebecca.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:10): ?
elan_einlhander (21:57:14): Since my mom ISN'T letting her stay at my grandfather's.
elan_einlhander (21:57:19): Kim cleaned the entire house today
elan_einlhander (21:57:21): MY house.
elan_einlhander (21:57:29): Just went over and cleaned the damn thing.
elan_einlhander (21:57:35): I'm like "...thanks?"
elan_einlhander (21:57:54): But now that my mom brings it up, I think Kim thinks she's gonna let Rebecca move in HERE.
elan_einlhander (21:58:00): Which isn't gonna happen.
elan_einlhander (21:58:03): So help me God.
elan_einlhander (21:58:19): That girl needs to go out and get a JOB, and stop mooching off of MY mom.
elan_einlhander (21:58:23): Not even her own mom.
elan_einlhander (21:58:24): MY mom.
elan_einlhander (21:58:43): DOUG'S MOTHER WILL NOT BE USED AND DISRESPECTED.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:57): And Doug won't have a whore living with him.
elan_einlhander (21:59:08): DOUG WILL NOT HAVE A WHORE LIVING WITH HIM.
elan_einlhander (21:59:16): *took SO long to get the smell of cigarette smoke out of here*
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:30): ~_~
elan_einlhander (21:59:47): Must... destroy..... CIGARETTES.
elan_einlhander (21:59:54): Sitting in the car, riding home.
elan_einlhander (22:00:06): Suddenly horrible crap enters my mouth, I gag and spaz.
elan_einlhander (22:00:12): Look over, mom is smoking.
elan_einlhander (22:00:14): "KILL"
elan_einlhander (22:00:25): *should have grabbed it and threw it out the window*
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:55): .............
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:59): ...
elan_einlhander (22:01:00): ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:01:06): *fwump*
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:13): ~gets a shovel~
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:20): ~jams it under Doug~
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:24): ~picks UP...~
elan_einlhander (22:01:25): x_~
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:27): ~drops in bed~
elan_einlhander (22:01:31): z_z
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:48): ~hits Doug to make sure that he stays asleep~
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:56): *KONG*
elan_einlhander (22:01:58): z_x
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:04): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:07): I liked the name Lave Roccio... Lave being italian for 'Lava.' But, then it hit me how awfully ironic it'd be for him to be project Rock... and have both names mean Rock, when it would be total coincidence that those that adopted him as a baby would name him that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:17): Not that Capcom has ever said, "Oh no, that'd be too ironic."
elan_einlhander (22:03:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:38): But I have just a little bit of taste that way, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:48): It's a curse.
elan_einlhander (22:03:49): *smells his shorts*
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:51): ...
elan_einlhander (22:03:52): Yeah?
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:53): YOU FOOL!
elan_einlhander (22:03:58): I am a fool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:04): ...Are you... alive?
elan_einlhander (22:04:13): They just came out of the wash, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:16): It's coo'/
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:20): ~assumes that Doug is still working on the adrenaline from smelling his own shorts~ OOOh.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:23): And here I was worried.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:29): That you were dead.
elan_einlhander (22:04:31): Kim did all of the laundry.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:32): And living on adrenaline.
elan_einlhander (22:04:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:50): I am extremely hype over an X-Men game strangely.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:55): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:56): Why?
elan_einlhander (22:05:00): Usually I don't get excited for those, since they're like all the same.
elan_einlhander (22:05:11): But apparently X-Men legends is like a real-time RPG strategy game.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:17): Oh yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:05:23): Friend of mine at work got it, said it was hype.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:25): I saw some shots of that game.
elan_einlhander (22:05:31): So my brother is getting it for his birthday in a week.
elan_einlhander (22:05:36): Graphics are chotto hen.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:40): I bet it'll suck.
elan_einlhander (22:05:41): But you know I don't care much.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:42): Big.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:44): Mutated.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:46): Balls.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:57): FLAMING.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:59): Mutated.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:00): Balls.
elan_einlhander (22:06:08): But, DOUG isn't buying it, so it's a no-danger situation.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:12): Lol. Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:42): I like the name 'Lave' for some reason... It's definately weird, but so is 'Lan.' I've been saying it to myself and might stick with it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:48): And then change his last name.
elan_einlhander (22:07:08): Lave Einlhander.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:24): Oh yeah... I found some names that might interest you, too... but forgot what they were, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:29): ...rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:31): This site gives names and the ancient meanings that spawn them.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:45): "Luigi" was on here, lol, since I was checking italian names.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:51): Apparently, it means "warrior."
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:58): ....how ironic.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:02): How ironic.
elan_einlhander (22:08:05): "Doug that isn't really ir-"
elan_einlhander (22:08:08): HOW IRONIC.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:12): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (22:08:48): What is with BeastBoy's moped obsession.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:59): Moped obsession?
elan_einlhander (22:09:12): He seems to really like mopeds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:25): Oh.Mopeds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:31): I was thinking... 'Moped.
elan_einlhander (22:09:35): ....lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:39): As in... a past tense transitive verb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:47): Of causing one to... ya know...
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:48): Mope.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:09:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:10:00): Get hype text.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:18): I was like, "Moped obsession? As in, he likes girls... that mope?"
elan_einlhander (22:10:30): Mopey face.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:41): Oh, here they are. Luca and Lucio mean "Briner of Light" in Italian.
elan_einlhander (22:10:52): Oh, lol, did I tell you about that girl at work I threatened to kill?
elan_einlhander (22:10:55): On Wednesday.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:58): Leo, Leonardo, Leone, all of them... mean 'lion' of-...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (22:11:01): Which was yesterday, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:10): She asked me to do something for her, 'cause she didn't want to do it.
elan_einlhander (22:11:15): And I said no, it's your job.
elan_einlhander (22:11:31): And she made her lower lip pout way out, and got all sad looking and went "Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:42): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (22:11:43): And I knew I couldn't handle it, so I knew I had to do something extreme to resist.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:57): So I went "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!" and shook her by her shoulders.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:02): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:04): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:04): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:07): O GAME OVER MAN
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:08): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:12:08): And it worked, by God.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:09): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:12:30): So David, if a girl ever gives you the pouty face, do exactly that.
elan_einlhander (22:12:32): It works.
elan_einlhander (22:13:40): Y-you okay? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:16): Vencabot_Teppoo: Doug: Oh, lol, did I tell you about that girl at work I threatened to kill? Doug: On Wednesday. Vencabot_Teppoo: Leo, Leonardo, Leone, all of them... mean 'lion' of-...WHAT? Doug: Which was yesterday, lol. Doug: She asked me to do something for her, 'cause she didn't want to do it. Doug: And I said no, it's your job. Doug: And she made her lower lip pout way out, and got all sad looking and went "Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh God. Doug: And I knew I couldn't handle it, so I knew I had to do something extreme to resist. Doug: So I went "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!" and shook her by her shoulders. Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL littlemissmew: ROFL Vencabot_Teppoo: If you knew what Doug looked like, you'd find it much, much funnier.
elan_einlhander (22:15:41): Oh God, you had to go and tell Misty, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:46): *will look psychotic now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:50): I changed your name, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:54): *is psychotic, actually*
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:57): To protect... the innocent.
elan_einlhander (22:16:03): ... Doug is innocent?
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:09): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:14): ...No. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:16:28): I was worried you had passed out.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:38): It was so insanely awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:16:42): Going "I SWEAR TO GO I WILL-" *fwump*
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:43): Because I can picture it SO well.
elan_einlhander (22:16:54): It was so good because I was screaming.
elan_einlhander (22:16:59): With such hate in my eyes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:48): Nothing like raw hatred to get Doug back into a decent mood.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:02): So awesome. Anyway, I'm hitting the sack.
elan_einlhander (22:18:08): Very well.
elan_einlhander (22:18:13): ...what day is it..
elan_einlhander (22:18:15): oh
elan_einlhander (22:18:17): Thursday
elan_einlhander (22:18:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:05): I think I want to make Lave's last name "Ignition." There is no one in the world with that last name, I understand.
elan_einlhander (22:36:16): I thought you went to bed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:50): But there used to be a character one of my RP chars used to RP with named "Phoenix Ignition," and HER char was italian... and "Lave Ignition" sounds cool, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:01): Oh yeah, I went to get ready for bed. Just got done brushing my teeth. About to go wash my face.
elan_einlhander (22:37:08): Seems fire-esque.
elan_einlhander (22:37:16): Which is weird for such a nuetral-aligned character.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:21): Yeah, that's true.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:37): Maybe I should make another character more related to fire... and call HIM Lave Ignition, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:05): Maybe the female love-interest. The name supposedly works for both sexes, and I was gonna have TRON be the love-interest... so no love-lost there.
elan_einlhander (22:38:25): Go wash your dirty-ass face.
elan_einlhander (22:38:27): Not that it helps.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:49): You haven't seen me in awhile, lol. Since I started washing my face more regularly again, my acne has really died down.
elan_einlhander (22:38:53): *never washes his face, has no acne*
elan_einlhander (22:38:58): David is cursed.
elan_einlhander (22:39:00): But then again
elan_einlhander (22:39:05): Doug is a walking disease-factory.
elan_einlhander (22:39:06): So..
elan_einlhander (22:39:14): Doug isn't exactly not cursed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:23): Well, it's SUPPOSEDLY hereditary... and my dad had SEVERE ACNE... as it's called in my BROCHURE OF POWER.
elan_einlhander (22:39:37): *has never seen acne on your father*
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:57): My dad gets a pimple every now and then, but supposedly, as a kid, his face was oily and nasty like mine, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:08): And, apparently, my acne qualifies as SEVERE ACNE... which not all teens get.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:16): I'll say it again. SEVERE
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:17): ACNE.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:31): Severe, it's lethal.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:37): Lethal. A loaded weapon.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:40): Ready to POP.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:41): David will die of.... embarassment, or somethng.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:45): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:59): Anyway, I'm out to wash my face. Be back in ten or fifteen.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:01): Days.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:06): ~gone~
elan_einlhander (23:29:06): Hey.
elan_einlhander (23:29:09): *poke*
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:11): ...Hey.
elan_einlhander (23:29:20): I need you, to do me a favour... again
elan_einlhander (23:29:37): Send that conversation we had about what happened to me the other day to Koree on Yahoo! when you get a chance.
elan_einlhander (23:29:41): My thing is acting up.
elan_einlhander (23:29:48): And I don't wanna re-tell that story.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:48): What thing that happened the other day?
elan_einlhander (23:31:01): Me getting kicked out and sleeping in the woods?
elan_einlhander (23:31:04): That whole sheebang.,
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:06): Ok.
elan_einlhander (23:31:18): THANK YOU DABID, I WUB YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:48): Ok. ~getting on it~
elan_einlhander (23:37:54): ...rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:03): Dealing with depressed friends... again.
elan_einlhander (23:38:10): Again. -_-
elan_einlhander (23:40:21): Many thanks.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:42): No problem. Meanwhile, I once again stay up until midnight when I want to go to bed at 10.
elan_einlhander (23:40:47): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:21): How in the Heck does that so consistently happen? SO consistent. I go, "Tonight, 10 o'clock... bed." I'm gonna start getting ready for bed at 9... and it'll all be peachy keen.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:38): Then, I decide to wait until 9:30, since I don't have to shower at night because I shower in the morning.
elan_einlhander (23:41:47): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:49): And then, at 9:30, I get wrapped up in something on the way to the bathroom.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:56): So I end up starting at about 10.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:06): And I'm done at about 10:30.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:58): And then I come on and JUST as I'm saying my goodnights, I get some cryptic, mysterious, depressed message from one of my friends.
elan_einlhander (23:43:23): David needs to straighten his friends out, apparently.
elan_einlhander (23:43:29): Since they can't, or something.
elan_einlhander (23:44:34): And Doug provides little to no moral support.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:43): God, I feel sick, lol. Good night, man.
elan_einlhander (23:47:50): Good night David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:51): Man.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:47:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:54): "Man."
elan_einlhander (23:48:01): You'll be okay, just get some rest.
elan_einlhander (23:48:10): I have tomorrow off, so I'll see yah after school.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:34): Yeah, I'll be ok. Just a sore throat and runny nose. Missing sleep isn't helping much either, but I'm blessed with crazy resistance to sickness. It won't slow me down too much.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:45): Will you be at your place tomorrow?
elan_einlhander (23:48:54): Yeah, no more silly grandfather's.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:07): Lol. Ok, I'll head over there after school.
elan_einlhander (23:49:15): So be it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:23): I won't forget.
elan_einlhander (23:49:36): *finds someone to bet money on it with*
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:49:42): Lol, jut kidding.
elan_einlhander (23:49:44): just*
elan_einlhander (23:49:47): Now get to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:52): I AM. GOD.
elan_einlhander (23:49:53): Before I take a belt to your head.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:59): CAN'T @#$%IN' WAIT TO GET @#$%IN' RID OF ME.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:03): JEEZUS. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:50:05): Lol.

10-23-04


vencabot_teppoo (8:04:09): Yeah, I'm pretty dead. You know how rarely I get sick, lol... REALLY sick, anyway. Sorry for not being able to make it to your house yesterday. I feel a lot better today, although I don't think I'm well enough to go out yet... so I'm probably gonna spend today just like I did yesterday... in bed. Just woke up to brush my teeth and stuff, since my breath smelled like ass.
vencabot_teppoo (8:05:14): I might be able to go to your house tomorrow, since I feel better today and can only assume that I'll feel even better...er... tomorrow. If you work late, I might head over there early. Message me with when you work... I might be on later tonight, but even if I'm not, I'll wake up early tomorrow just like today.
vencabot_teppoo (8:05:19): Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:21:20): I work at...
elan_einlhander (22:21:25): 11:00 tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (22:21:33): Log on in the morning, stay on until I am, we'll discuss.

10-24-04


elan_einlhander (10:15:46): Well, guess you're not logging on as said, I'm heading to work now.
elan_einlhander (10:15:53): I get out at 3.
vencabot_teppoo (12:06:44): Sorry, Doug. I don't feel as well as I thought I would today... I still feel sick and exhausted. I don't even know if I'll even be around again tonight. Sorry to disappoint you AGAIN.
vencabot_teppoo (12:09:41): I wish I had more to say other than 'I'm sick as a dog.' I know I made myself sick by biking around so much in the cold. Maybe it's time that I let go of the warm weather and accepted that it's GONE.
elan_einlhander (15:39:06): My impression of David:
elan_einlhander (15:39:14): "I can never get sick, I am the Omega Man."
elan_einlhander (15:39:16): *cough*
elan_einlhander (15:39:19): "Hm, strange."
elan_einlhander (15:39:26): *gag, sniffle, wheeze*
elan_einlhander (15:39:27): x_x
elan_einlhander (15:39:47): ~fin~
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:49): Thank you for that, Doug.
elan_einlhander (15:39:54): It was my pleasure.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:58): I just spit all over myself.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:59): Thanks.
elan_einlhander (15:40:04): Sounds yummy.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:20): I will never, ever stop saying that now, you realize. It's my new slogan.
elan_einlhander (15:40:30): Glad to offer up new suggestions.
elan_einlhander (15:45:24): Mmmm, raw feet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:29): Raw feet?
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:33): Ah.
elan_einlhander (15:45:36): Very.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:39): As in, raw... from working?
elan_einlhander (15:46:00): Raw from being wet for four hours.
elan_einlhander (15:46:07): Five, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:21): Melted toes yet?
elan_einlhander (15:46:34): No, just the bottoms of my feet.
elan_einlhander (15:46:40): Boots don't dry very well.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:52): Ah. Nice.
elan_einlhander (15:47:06): I had a grand time in the downpour yesterday.
elan_einlhander (15:47:12): I've never been so wet in my entire life.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:20): Doug's soul was wet.
elan_einlhander (15:47:24): I could have been shoved into a pool and ben less wet.
elan_einlhander (15:47:25): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (15:47:27): been*
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:40): Doug was soaked past the bones, and right to his soul.
elan_einlhander (15:47:50): My soul caught a cold.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:27): I'll be back in about twenty minutes. My face is peeling off.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:29): Clean off.
elan_einlhander (15:48:37): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:58): Which means that I need to finish beating the crap out of it. "DON'T YOU PEEL OFF YOU SUNOVA-"
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:00): ~gone~
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:54): ~back~
elan_einlhander (16:13:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:13:14): Signon at Sun Oct 24 15:12:49 2004 for Enchilada detected.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:27): Oh, that reminds me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:36): My mom came over here and was watching some crappy dramas on the WB.
elan_einlhander (16:13:39): You made me enchilada-
elan_einlhander (16:13:40): Ph
elan_einlhander (16:13:41): Oh*
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:53): And some chick was like, "You just don't understand, Colwyn."
elan_einlhander (16:13:59): .....woah
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:59): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:05): Some guy on this show is named "Colwyn."
elan_einlhander (16:14:08): Colwyn is not as one-of-a-kind as I thought.
elan_einlhander (16:14:10): That's crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:20): I wonder if it's spelled the same.
elan_einlhander (16:14:42): What show was it?
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:10): I dunno. One of those stupid WB dramas. Brb.
elan_einlhander (16:15:43): It's pretty sad it's "one of" as in there's simply that many.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:00): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:14): You'll never believe this. Remember when I told you about that other AI VT that I had made?
elan_einlhander (16:20:21): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:29): The one that blinked, and that I said I had a disc of somewhere but couldn't ever find it, and was afraid that I had thrown it away?
elan_einlhander (16:20:43): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:44): Well, I found it yesterday. And put it with my Starcraft disc.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:56): And I just went to get it, and put it in my computer... and it's just a blank disc.
elan_einlhander (16:21:09): ....lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:16): Meaning that I must've grabbed the wrong one (I tried two, one was blank and the other had the program), and thrown away the wrong away.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:20): Away = one.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:40): And so I just tore my house apart looking for the other disc, and can't find it. How the heck does that EVEN happen.
elan_einlhander (16:21:52): I dunno, but remote controls prove it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:13): Remote controls really do. I mean, even after I put SO much hard work into that program... then thought I had lost it... and then FINALLY found it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:32): No, I didn't load it onto my computer then and there... I was sick and didn't feel like going through the process of booting up my computer.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:44): So, here I am, without it once again.
elan_einlhander (16:22:59): Poor AI VT.
elan_einlhander (16:23:09): *doesn't mention poor David*
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:57): This is seriously screwed up. I don't even understand. ~goes through the garbage again~
elan_einlhander (16:25:24): Meanwhile Doug is depressive and horny.
elan_einlhander (16:26:16): Which is pitiful. -_-
elan_einlhander (16:26:25): *eats a tranquiliver dart*
elan_einlhander (16:26:27): ...
elan_einlhander (16:26:30): tranquilizer*
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:03): How many guys do you know named 'Jack'?
elan_einlhander (16:32:16): None, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:22): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:26): Doug: "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:32:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:40): Jack is a good name.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:45): Yet, there are no Jacks.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:46): None.
elan_einlhander (16:32:51): Jack Sparrow.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:03): Except for cool characters, which is what brought me to think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:12): I was watching the Nightmare Before Christmas.
elan_einlhander (16:33:14): Why am I thinking of that name.
elan_einlhander (16:33:17): Who is Jack Sparrow?
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:44): And I was like, "Why aren't there more people named Jack? Jack is such a cool name." Jack Sparrow is the captain of the Black Pearl!
elan_einlhander (16:33:53): ...uh
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:56): Ala Pirates of the Carribean.
elan_einlhander (16:34:19): Ohhhhhhhh
elan_einlhander (16:34:21): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:46): Awesome indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:51): But I wanna be Jack the Pumpkin King.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:54): How awesome would THAT be?
elan_einlhander (16:35:02): Jack Skelington.
elan_einlhander (16:35:05): I think
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:16): Yeah, Jack Skelington.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:23): So awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:35:50): Think of what our conversation is about right this moment.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:13): Yeah...
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:14): ...Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:26): I'm about to go clean my room as soon as I'm done with this stew.
elan_einlhander (16:37:22): ...I want stew. :(
elan_einlhander (16:37:36): David: "...fuck you."
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:16): Hypothetically, you could go down to QD and buy some stew... come back... and cook it.
elan_einlhander (16:38:49): .............
elan_einlhander (16:38:56): Why did that come up as an offline message.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:15): You were offline.
elan_einlhander (16:39:24): .... if you say so, lol
elan_einlhander (16:41:28): I am scared to ever walk again, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:46): I understand, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:49): Get a wheelchair.
elan_einlhander (16:42:51): Or wings.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:56): ...or BOTH.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:58): :O
elan_einlhander (16:43:00): Or a hover-
elan_einlhander (16:43:02): Or both
elan_einlhander (16:43:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:43:03): :O
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:43:11): A winged-wheelchair.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:12): That'd be the ultimate irony.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:22): Guy, flying around... holding up his wheelchair.
elan_einlhander (16:43:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:35): "Dude, what's with the wheelchair?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:42): "...BROKEN LEGS."
elan_einlhander (16:43:42): "Meh, I can't walk."
elan_einlhander (16:43:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:43:54): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (16:43:55): I want
elan_einlhander (16:43:57): Grilled cheese.
elan_einlhander (16:43:58): SO BE IT
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:03): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:44:12): I always think there's more to grilled cheese.
elan_einlhander (16:44:23): But I then remember that it's just bread and cheese.
elan_einlhander (16:44:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:27): Doug: "I want grilled cheese... but all I have is cheese and bread..."
elan_einlhander (16:45:30): Too bad the cats mauled my bread.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:32): "...Oh, wait. :O"
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:37): Oh yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:45:48): They ate one loaf, and MAULED the other.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:57): Lol. So evil.
elan_einlhander (16:46:03): Didn't eat it, just bit holes in the package all over, and smashed half of it.
elan_einlhander (16:46:14): So it's stale and half-sized.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:35): Punks. They better pay for it.
elan_einlhander (16:46:54): In SPADES
elan_einlhander (16:46:57): Whatever that means
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:10): I was about to say, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:41): I was accused of cheating on my wife last night.
elan_einlhander (16:47:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:44): By CENSORED
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:48): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (16:48:05): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:48:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:41): VT ought to smite him.
elan_einlhander (16:48:47): For real.
elan_einlhander (16:49:10): I reeeeeeally hope he doesn't go and tell Vic his assumptions.
elan_einlhander (16:49:12): I don't need that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:27): What a guy.
elan_einlhander (16:50:29): For real.
elan_einlhander (16:52:37): Must.... snap out of.... FUNK.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:11): Same here.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:19): I just got back from digging through the garbage again.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:32): I can't believe that I'm never gonna see that CD again, after just seeing it yesterday, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:37): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:46): Need to get over it.
elan_einlhander (16:55:56): -___-
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:44): Ok, this IS the right CD... my computer is just being weird.
elan_einlhander (16:57:55): ....lol..
elan_einlhander (16:57:57): L
elan_einlhander (16:57:57): O
elan_einlhander (16:57:58): L
elan_einlhander (16:57:59): HAAHAHAH
elan_einlhander (16:58:02): x_x
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:35): Did I tell you how many CDs I threw away because I thought they were busted or something? They were OUT of their cases, as if I had burned something on them... but they seemed to have nothing on them.
elan_einlhander (16:58:50): Damn, yo.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:08): So THOSE probably had stuff on them, too. My computer is just being gay.
elan_einlhander (16:59:33): There's a tumor on my foot...
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:39): ...WHAT? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:59:44): That's my only explination of that that is.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:22): Probably a blister.
elan_einlhander (17:00:52): Or a tumor.
elan_einlhander (17:04:23): Quote Polka when I say "ABOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!@#$#"
elan_einlhander (17:04:39): And then quote me squealing like Cameron.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:42): ...Your cat said that?
elan_einlhander (17:04:46): She did.
elan_einlhander (17:04:51): Jumped up on my face.
elan_einlhander (17:05:05): And went abooga booga booga.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:16): Lol. I believe it.
elan_einlhander (17:05:23): Or else I'm hallucinating.
elan_einlhander (17:05:30): Which is also quite likely at this point.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:37): Very.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:44): After all, Doug's soul does have a fever.
elan_einlhander (17:06:27): I spazzed out on Thomas last night.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:43): Why?
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:54): "DAVID HASN'T BEEN ON FOR DAYS"
elan_einlhander (17:06:55): Because he went and partied and came home drunk.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:59): "I CAN'T @#$%IN TAKE IT"
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:08): Or that.
elan_einlhander (17:07:11): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:26): Yeah... Drunk. ~_~
elan_einlhander (17:07:35): And more and more each day drunk people seem to urk me o_<
elan_einlhander (17:07:46): I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
elan_einlhander (17:07:54): He's like "naw man it's like that"
elan_einlhander (17:08:09): Shut the fuck up you stupid-ass moron.
elan_einlhander (17:08:11): I was so harsh :\
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:57): Well, did anything come of it?
elan_einlhander (17:09:11): Not really, other than him sort of apologizing.
elan_einlhander (17:09:26): I don't think he knows what he was apologizing for, though, just kinda to shut me up.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:52): Yeah, probably. People don't ever realize what they're appologizing for, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:10:06): Which makes me go O_< even more.
elan_einlhander (17:11:28): And he of course drove home. -_-
elan_einlhander (17:12:26): [3] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Silly Mexicans.' [SAFE]<2028hp 2196sp 1481st> [CLAN] Kuwabara: 'jeremiah=white' [SAFE]<2028hp 2196sp 1481st> [CLAN] Kuwabara: 'half white half black' [SAFE]<2028hp 2196sp 1481st> clantalk |W-==Einlhander==- So you stabbed him? [3] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- So you stabbed him?'
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:42): ...What?
elan_einlhander (17:12:43): *feels slightly better now*
elan_einlhander (17:12:47): *after being racist*
elan_einlhander (17:12:47): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:12:50): Kuwabara is Mexican.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:03): He is?
elan_einlhander (17:13:10): He is
elan_einlhander (17:13:19): And a very stupid one at that.
elan_einlhander (17:13:31): He's a Mexican Thomas, basically.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:37): How so?
elan_einlhander (17:13:48): Does the exact same kinds of things, is in the same grade even.
elan_einlhander (17:13:55): He just got suspended for fighting, lol
elan_einlhander (17:14:06): And started a fire somewhere, and said it was soooooooo cool.
elan_einlhander (17:14:09): And he went to court.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:15): ...Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:18): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:25): A fire?
elan_einlhander (17:14:28): A fire
elan_einlhander (17:14:31): In the locker room at school.
elan_einlhander (17:14:57): And of course, the genius
elan_einlhander (17:14:59): [CLAN] a merman thief: 'white people don't jump people'
elan_einlhander (17:15:04): You keep thinking that.
elan_einlhander (17:16:32): Since he was saying how he got jumped by three white guys
elan_einlhander (17:16:37): Who turn out are mixed with black.
elan_einlhander (17:16:48): So Ext says that comment I pasted to you.
elan_einlhander (17:17:00): I just wanna go you guys are such idiots, I hate you all.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:11): Do it. I dare you.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:11): DO IT.
elan_einlhander (17:18:20): White people don't jump people.
elan_einlhander (17:18:27): I... I can't believe that, ever, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:52): I know some white thugs, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:04): For real.
elan_einlhander (17:20:02): Soooooo much hate in my belly.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:28): Meanwhile, I just got the CD to work, and turns out that this ISN'T the program I thought it was, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:21:47): ....god damn.
elan_einlhander (17:21:50): Shoot yourself.
elan_einlhander (17:21:51): Now.
elan_einlhander (17:22:02): *impatient, does it for you*
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:06): I think I'm gonna, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:09): No, too late
elan_einlhander (17:22:11): You lose.
elan_einlhander (17:22:15): GAME OVER MAN
elan_einlhander (17:22:19): *loves saying that*
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:22): It's the "prototype." It doesn't say anything... and it pretty much doesn't work.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:31): But, on the bright side, it DOES blink.
elan_einlhander (17:23:09): Yay.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:32): BUT... I'm over it. Yay. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:50): WELL I'M NOT SUCKA
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:59): ...
elan_einlhander (17:24:06): *BANG*
elan_einlhander (17:24:06): DONE
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:10): Doug, possessed by the spirit of Colwyn.
elan_einlhander (17:24:12): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:24:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:16): Get him out.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:26): Doug: "I swear to God, I was the one that started saying that."
elan_einlhander (17:24:46): More like I swear to God I'll kill you all./
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:57): That was an awesome log.
elan_einlhander (17:24:58): I said that a LOT today.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:00): Hands down... maybe the best.
elan_einlhander (17:25:09): So many times, both in my head and out loud.
elan_einlhander (17:25:16): Just one of those kill everyone days.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:41): Yep. Man.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:45): Terrible weekend... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:49): Weather wise, definately.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:53): Or definitely.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:56): Whatever it is.
elan_einlhander (17:26:07): Definitively.
elan_einlhander (17:26:11): Doug that's not even-
elan_einlhander (17:26:13): DEFINITIVELY
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:08): Definitively.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:02): I'm thinking of starting my own business, but can't think of anything to sell.
elan_einlhander (17:28:08): ElanEinlhander: Wow I thought he was way bulkier. ElanEinlhander: He's a handsome man.
elan_einlhander (17:28:11): ....
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:13): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:15): What?
elan_einlhander (17:28:17): I need to think before I type, lol
elan_einlhander (17:28:32): looking at pictures of Vassago's Halloween party.
elan_einlhander (17:28:38): And was looking at a pic with Vswan in it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:33): verencamerosa: Didja get yo' stuff? Vencabot_Teppoo: Yeah, thanks. It... Vencabot_Teppoo: ...wasn't what I hoped it was, lol. verencamerosa: *Laughs*.... Dumbass. verencamerosa: What, it was the wrong files?! Vencabot_Teppoo: ~Laughs at your typing~
elan_einlhander (17:29:51): Rifk
elan_einlhander (17:29:53): ..or rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:20): He thought that I was laughing at "Didja get yo' stuff."
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:34): When I was really laughing at "*Laughs*.... Dumbass."
elan_einlhander (17:30:38): I know.
elan_einlhander (17:30:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:31:20): I am Beezarro Stormy.
elan_einlhander (17:31:33): *loves how he says it*
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:40): Lol. Stormy is awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:31:44): I'm regular Stormy.
elan_einlhander (17:31:48): You're both idiots.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:58): Oh yeah, I'm like tootally fluent.
elan_einlhander (17:32:06): Rofl, that was great.
elan_einlhander (17:32:12): Pfft, just give him some schnopps.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:18): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:32:36): *Doug unmutes TV without looking*
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:45): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (17:32:56): *hears kids singing "With the taste of your lips-"
elan_einlhander (17:33:02): *looks over, pissed*
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:10): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:13): >:O
elan_einlhander (17:33:13): I swear to God, I almost chucked this remote through the TV
elan_einlhander (17:33:20): These kids are picking a bad time to test me.
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:30): Doug, playing MM, chit-chatting: : )
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:37): Doug: : )
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:51): *Kidz Bop ELEVENTEEN, IN STORES NOW!*
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:00): Doug turns his head insanely fast.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:04): Doug: >:O
elan_einlhander (17:34:11): That still doesn't look mad to me.
elan_einlhander (17:34:21): I should stab anyone who thinks it does.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:29): I never thought it did.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:31): Nope, not me.
elan_einlhander (17:34:34): Good.
elan_einlhander (17:34:36): So help me God.
elan_einlhander (17:34:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:38): I'll be stabbin' right along with ya.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:49): Yep. That's me. Ol' stabbin' Dave.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:52): *whistle*
elan_einlhander (17:35:00): And whoEVER the fuck started the mouthless verticons is getting it too.
elan_einlhander (17:35:08): Right in the rectum.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:19): Yeah, lol. They're ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:34): I don't understand when I see Oo
elan_einlhander (17:35:40): I think it's oooooooo
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:41): Or xx
elan_einlhander (17:35:42): Like OOOOOOOOo
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:54): GoOoD
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:35:59): ^^ will never be as adorable as ^_^
elan_einlhander (17:36:01): Ever
elan_einlhander (17:36:04): In a million years.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:00): I want to remember the one completely retarded winking emoticon I saw, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:09): When I think of a wink, I think ~_^
elan_einlhander (17:37:11): ~_^
elan_einlhander (17:37:13): ...
elan_einlhander (17:37:13): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:37:15): Creepy
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:23): But someone showed me one, and it cracked me up with its stupidity.
elan_einlhander (17:37:28): ~_o
elan_einlhander (17:37:30): ~_-
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:31): It was like v_o or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:37:34): Oh, lol
elan_einlhander (17:37:41): That looks like they got punched, lol
elan_einlhander (17:37:46): Right in the eye.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:47): Rofled.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:48): ...
elan_einlhander (17:37:49): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:50): ...
elan_einlhander (17:37:53): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:02): ...What? I didn't do anything.
elan_einlhander (17:38:04): Did you just rofl?
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:07): I have no idea what you're talking about.
elan_einlhander (17:38:12): *rolls up his sleeve*
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:15): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:19): Oo
elan_einlhander (17:38:21): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:21): rofl
elan_einlhander (17:38:21): lol
elan_einlhander (17:38:23): Bitch.
elan_einlhander (17:38:24): Ohg
elan_einlhander (17:38:25): Oh*
elan_einlhander (17:38:32): Rurouni Kenshin was on last night.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:36): ...It was?
elan_einlhander (17:38:39): I dare say I flipped my lid.
elan_einlhander (17:38:40): Yep.
elan_einlhander (17:38:44): It replaced Gundam.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:47): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (17:38:50): For real.
elan_einlhander (17:38:55): I was bouncing off the walls.
elan_einlhander (17:39:02): Literally, there's bounce marks now.
elan_einlhander (17:39:06): All over.
elan_einlhander (17:39:15): KILL
elan_einlhander (17:39:17): EVERYONE
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:17): Doug was expertly... pulling off the Hiten Mitsurugi style.
elan_einlhander (17:39:17): Woah
elan_einlhander (17:39:19): Calm down
elan_einlhander (17:39:25): Doug is calm.
elan_einlhander (17:39:27): NO HE'S NOT
elan_einlhander (17:39:28): Yes he is
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:39): You're reminding me of Harry.
elan_einlhander (17:39:45): HARRY
elan_einlhander (17:39:48): KILL HARRY
elan_einlhander (17:39:52): ALL THREE OF THEM.
elan_einlhander (17:39:59): Wait
elan_einlhander (17:40:01): What if they jump me
elan_einlhander (17:40:04): Oh fuck that.
elan_einlhander (17:40:08): I'm getting a posse.
elan_einlhander (17:40:21): Or however that's spelled.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:23): Doug, who would be in your posse.
elan_einlhander (17:40:33): You and Koree.
elan_einlhander (17:40:44): I think that's sufficient anti-Harry ammunition.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:47): I'd be the smarmy guy, and Koree would be the muscle.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:01): I'd be like, "I'm called Pimple-the-kid."
elan_einlhander (17:41:16): And I'd smack you upside the head whenever you said stupid stuff.
elan_einlhander (17:41:19): As an example to the group.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:25): And to our enemies.
elan_einlhander (17:41:26): To show how much of a punk I am.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:41:58): Must
elan_einlhander (17:41:59): make
elan_einlhander (17:42:00): sandwhiches
elan_einlhander (17:42:00): BRB
elan_einlhander (17:42:03): SERIOUSLY
elan_einlhander (17:42:04): I SWEAR
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:47): While you're cutting yourself to let the pain out, I'm gonna go clean my room for a bit. Peace.

10-25-04


elan_einlhander (11:26:17): Nothing makes my day quite like consecutive commercials full of Mitch Headberg quotes.
elan_einlhander (14:54:25): You're home early.
elan_einlhander (15:01:12): harsh.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:20): Lol. "Harsh."
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:25): My dad hijacked my computer while I was at school.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:35): And claimed that you sent a message. I assume that's what you're talking about.
elan_einlhander (15:52:47): Oh.
elan_einlhander (15:52:48): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:55): But that isn't the best thing ever.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:00): It's how he described the situation.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:12): "I went onto your computer during that time..."
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:21): Just comes and says that to me. I was like, "During what time?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:23): He didn't hear me.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:24): Anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:41): He says, "And I got some messages. Some person named... N-lau... or... nale..."
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:50): "...or Elan Einlhander or something sent me a message."
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:53): And he pronounced it PERFECTLY.
elan_einlhander (15:53:56): ..wow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:18): First he said "N-lau," lol. Then "Nale," and on his third attempt just said "Elan Einlhander."
elan_einlhander (15:54:30): That's amazing.
elan_einlhander (15:54:39): Before you say anything else.
elan_einlhander (15:54:42): Did you go to school today?
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:46): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:47): Why?
elan_einlhander (15:54:58): Then get up, put your shoes back on, and leave the house. The sun is OUT.
elan_einlhander (15:55:02): for the first time in like a week.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:13): Yeah, I know, which is exactly why I gotta rake.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:15): ~cough~
elan_einlhander (15:55:21): Rake on a gloomy day.
elan_einlhander (15:55:32): There is no good reason to rake on a nice day.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:37): It's warm?
elan_einlhander (15:55:40): That's like shoveling the drive way when the sun is out.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:50): ~does that too?~
elan_einlhander (15:55:55): No it's not warm, that's why it's perfect.
elan_einlhander (15:55:59): It's "cool"
elan_einlhander (15:56:01): But the sun is out
elan_einlhander (15:56:05): So it's like AHHH
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:16): It IS warm though, lol. Anyway, supposing I don't rake, what do you suggest that I do?
elan_einlhander (15:56:24): Leave the house.
elan_einlhander (15:56:34): And accompany me to get some food.
elan_einlhander (15:56:38): The cats finishes off my bread.
elan_einlhander (15:56:41): So I need dinner, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:52): You want to go out and get something to eat?
elan_einlhander (15:57:04): Yes, I am famished.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:25): Give me three minutes to contemplate. THREE MINUTES. GO!!! Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:57:38): My God, knowing you that will be like... an hour.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:42): Because my mom just gave me a big lecture about how I shouldn't go out and do anything because I'm still sick.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:51): And she'll be mad as Hell if she gets home and I'm not around.
elan_einlhander (15:57:52): You won't get healthy if you're not active.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:00): I know... I believe in mind over matter.
elan_einlhander (15:58:00): Body needs to FIGHT.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:04): Wtf are these sound-effects.
elan_einlhander (15:58:08): Well go contempl-
elan_einlhander (15:58:08): What?
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:01): I... Ok, someone send me a message on ICQ.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:12): It made some crazy-ass sound and then made a DOOMSDAY NOISE.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:22): Like a rocket taking off and star-wars like music, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:37): But no message window popped up. I had to open my ICQ window to receive the message.
elan_einlhander (16:00:40): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:07): Anyway, like I was saying... First I wanted to go out to the woods today, then I decided that I should probably get some raking done, but my mom was like, "REEEST!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:18): And she and John went to get something to eat and will be back.
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:55): And it's already been four minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:00): I'm behind schedule.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:03): Damn ICQ guy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:26): *tapping his foot*
elan_einlhander (16:02:39): *bouncing off the walls*
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:18): So the question is, do I HONESTLY believe in mind over matter. Part of me is saying, "Go for a bike ride. It'll make you feel better." The other part is saying, "You're sick. You need rest." Meh, I'll guzzle some medecine, drink a few glasses of water and try not to bike TOO fast over there.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:25): Where do you want to go eat?
elan_einlhander (16:05:28): I dunno, we'll figure it out.
elan_einlhander (16:05:33): I expect you to RUN over here.
elan_einlhander (16:05:36): On your bike.
elan_einlhander (16:05:37): Loo
elan_einlhander (16:05:38): l
elan_einlhander (16:05:40): LOOL
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:44): LoOl
elan_einlhander (16:05:49): *still so hyper from yesterday*
elan_einlhander (16:05:53): I went to bed at 7.
elan_einlhander (16:05:59): Then got up at 2, and played Metroid Prime.
elan_einlhander (16:06:02): SO FUCKING SCARY
elan_einlhander (16:06:09): I pissed my pants, my controller scared me.
elan_einlhander (16:06:18): But I'll tell you in person.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:18): ...Your controller.
elan_einlhander (16:06:19): Time is SHORT
elan_einlhander (16:06:23): Like my life.
elan_einlhander (16:06:25): So hurry.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:29): Ok. I need to tighten some screws on my bike, too.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:38): So I'll be there in about a half hour. Leaving now.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:39): ~cough~
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:29): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:36): It ~has~ been a long time since I used ICQ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:39): I just... I can't believe...
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:53): Ralf (03:57 PM) : Hi there! where you disappeared?! Ralf (03:58 PM) : yes, I haven't been here for long, too - was busy working on Adverinc David (03:58 PM) : ...Issues. I ran away from a lot of people. Remind me of who you are, 'Ralf'? David (04:04 PM) : Ralf, buddy? Message was sent. User is Offline. The message will be delivered when user goes Online. David (04:05 PM) : Oh... you're offline. Man, I haven't used ICQ in forever. 
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:13): I looked at Ralf's profile... and all he talks about is www.adverinc.com
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:26): And then I realized, "Wait a minute... he's a SPAM BOT."
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:37): ICQ has so many of them, and they always have really generic names, like Ralf.
elan_einlhander (16:08:38): Spam bot, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:08:41): Ralf.
elan_einlhander (16:08:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:08:44): ...
elan_einlhander (16:08:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:57): Ralf (03:57 PM) : Hi there! where you disappeared?! Ralf (03:58 PM) : yes, I haven't been here for long, too - was busy working on Adverinc 
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:08): See, he responded to himself... I was so naive! I thought that he was a real person, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:26): Man, I haven't used ICQ in foreeeever. I used to be able to call a SPAM bot out of nowhere.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:52): "Cindy: Hi there! Can I ask you something? ;)"
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:01): "David: If you're an idiot, give me a website."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:32): "Cindy: I just wondered if you think I'm attractive. I thought I should ask a stranger! www.spywarehereyouidiot.com/comegetavirus.html"
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:44): Anyway, I'm out the door. Peace.
elan_einlhander (16:10:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:50): See yah.
elan_einlhander (19:20:07): The Omega Man has returned.
elan_einlhander (19:20:15): Still feelin' sickly?
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:51): Yep. But it's cool.
elan_einlhander (19:21:02): You feel better.
elan_einlhander (19:21:03): Trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:29): ~does~
elan_einlhander (19:22:34): Celestia built my house today.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:45): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (19:23:14): I was lost for half an hour trying to find my way out from the residential district.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:27): Lol. Nice. Way to play MM for years.
elan_einlhander (19:23:40): I've been in Decara like twice my whole life.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:53): Oh, it's in Decara.
elan_einlhander (19:24:01): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:26:34): Metroid 2 didn't make any sense.
vencabot_teppoo (19:26:40): ...What?
elan_einlhander (19:26:49): The last boss is referred to as "Omega Metroid"
elan_einlhander (19:26:52): But it's like a dragon.
elan_einlhander (19:26:56): ....so I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:27:08): Metroid's are like amoebas
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:19): Or jelly-fish.
elan_einlhander (19:27:32): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:27:34): *boggle*
elan_einlhander (19:27:40): http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/gb/a/metroid2.htm
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:10): Looks like mother brain.
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:18): ~didn't even respond... DID honestly go through the site, lol~
elan_einlhander (19:30:32): How do you figure? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:47): I mean, when Mother Brain has that big ol' snake neck.
elan_einlhander (19:30:56): I guess, sorta, but she isn't a Metroid either.
vencabot_teppoo (19:31:03): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:31:06): She's a Space Pirate, which is apparently a species, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:31:16): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:31:31): I wanna play Metroid Fusion again.
elan_einlhander (19:31:34): Damn it. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:19): I wanna play Megaman ZERO AGAIN.
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:20): ...
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:24): ZERO AGAIN!!!!
elan_einlhander (19:32:34): MegaMan Zero 3 came out.
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:32:43): Like completely undercover.
elan_einlhander (19:32:47): Which means it'll suck worse, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:55): Who even gives a crap.
elan_einlhander (19:32:58): Not I.
elan_einlhander (19:33:03): But my brother is hyper about it.,
elan_einlhander (19:33:13): He has convinced himself he loves those games.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:49): vencabot_teppoo (8:13:46 PM): O.o;;;;; vencabot_teppoo (8:13:55 PM): http://www.gymcor.com/egymequipment-store/kiwetrsy.html vencabot_teppoo (8:14:26 PM): O.o vencabot_teppoo (8:14:54 PM): Little kids should be running around to get buff. ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (8:15:02 PM): Not pumping iron... or... vencabot_teppoo (8:15:05 PM): ...foam, I guess. vencabot_teppoo (8:15:39 PM): FOUR POUNDS OF WEIGHT. vencabot_teppoo (8:15:41 PM): ~_~ vencabot_teppoo (8:16:17 PM): Little 7 year old, veins in arms bulging, quivering under four pounds, lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:17:08 PM): I'd be halfway understandable if they were advertising these things as toys... but they really take themselves seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:03): vencabot_teppoo (8:17:21 PM): This kid-sized exercise bench and foam-covered children's weight set will let your child work on their endurance and strength. Plus, the unique design allows your child to work out both their upper and lower body. vencabot_teppoo (8:31:57 PM): ~seven year old, grunting and growling, bringing four pounds of weight down to his chest and back up again, over and over again~ *seven-year-old voice* "...Biggew! Bettew! Stwongew! Grrrrrr!!" vencabot_teppoo (8:32:35 PM): *6 year old baby-brother standing over him* "You can get it again! Push it! PUSH IT!" vencabot_teppoo (8:35:13 PM): "Nap time! Take five!" vencabot_teppoo (8:36:02 PM): "I can't nap now, Jewemy! If I quit pumpin' dis foam, I'll nevew get dwafted for the fwag-footbaw team!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:12): vencabot_teppoo (8:37:53 PM): "Don't over-do it, Jake! I seen kids your age pump themselves to dead on that bench! You know what itsh like to see your bestest friend with four pounds of cold, hard foam pressing down on him?!" vencabot_teppoo (8:38:10 PM): "He just couldn't get it up that last time..." vencabot_teppoo (8:38:39 PM): ~can't get over the fact that it's four pounds of foam... 6 individual weights, four pounds total~ vencabot_teppoo (8:39:16 PM): "Spot me! Spot me!" vencabot_teppoo (8:39:17 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:42:33 PM): Four pounds divided among six weights, lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:43:42 PM): "Put the 1's on! I can handew it!"
elan_einlhander (19:41:39): David, you did those textual voices perfectly.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:01): I know, Doug. I know.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:47:23): Doug, went to PG today to get Colwyn's alt tourms.
elan_einlhander (19:47:32): Was there for a few hours, came back and deposited them all.
elan_einlhander (19:47:36): Just now telling Colwyn I got him tourms.
elan_einlhander (19:47:41): And he's like they on hand?
elan_einlhander (19:47:45): I'm like "....fuck"
elan_einlhander (19:48:13): You can't transfer tourms to first classers. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:26): Yep, I remember that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:37): Because Dahkuri's followers were trying to transfer tourms to him, but couldn't.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:48): So he had to buy them physically.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:48:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:52:10): ....wow
elan_einlhander (19:52:13): I forgot about this.
elan_einlhander (19:52:18): My Metroid: Zero Mission Hard mode file.
elan_einlhander (19:52:34): You have to beat in under two hours for the best ending, and my file is TWO HOURS AND FORTY TWO SECONDS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:30): Nice. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:43): *huge twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:11): Lol. ~throws gameboy~
elan_einlhander (19:54:44): *catches it*
elan_einlhander (19:54:48): *with his mouth*
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:55:21): I just kinda realized how silly it is to spaz out over my file.
elan_einlhander (19:55:22): Because
elan_einlhander (19:55:24): two hours
elan_einlhander (19:55:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:55:29): I can do that now if I wanted to.
elan_einlhander (19:55:40): It's not like it was TEN hours and forty two seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:59:49): Thomas: My girlfriend's a psycho bitch.
elan_einlhander (19:59:52): Doug: Dump her.
elan_einlhander (19:59:57): Thomas: Naw man
elan_einlhander (20:00:00): Doug: Then shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:10): There was no better way to handle that, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:05:13): I wonder if finger pints grow bad.
elan_einlhander (20:05:15): ...
elan_einlhander (20:05:16): back
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:22): Pints?
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:24): Prints?
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:31): As in, if they got burned off?
elan_einlhander (20:05:33): prints..
elan_einlhander (20:05:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:05:36): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:05:41): I scorched my finger today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:42): Sorry, comp crashed... for no reason.
elan_einlhander (20:08:49): Oh, lol
elan_einlhander (20:09:07): I thought you were typing a wicked-ass description of why finger prints grow back.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:16:39): I just watched Metroid Confusion.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:41): Ewww, you stepped in a Metroid.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:51): Lol. Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:44): The flash Auf Achse proves that Franz Ferdinand is an ok band, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:24:39): Auf Achse...
elan_einlhander (20:24:42): Fun name to spell out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:16): Yeah, lol. The only song I'd heard from Franz was "Take Me Out," which you know I loved... and even though that flash is kinda retarded, it has a sweet song in the background.
elan_einlhander (20:27:21): You know
elan_einlhander (20:27:23): I need a nemasis.
elan_einlhander (20:27:31): Like an entity of nearly pure evil.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:32): Nemesis? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:34): To stand against.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:37): Uh...
elan_einlhander (20:27:44): That actually exists, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:45): ...Kenny?
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:46): Not some inner demon.
elan_einlhander (20:27:48): ...KENNY
elan_einlhander (20:27:49): No
elan_einlhander (20:27:50): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:28:58): Seriously, though, I have confidence that I will someday confront someone who embodies evil in its most pure form, and I will stand off against them.
elan_einlhander (20:29:11): Then my final test will begin.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:44): Maybe it's John.
elan_einlhander (20:30:20): Nope, this person will also be a tactical GENIUS.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:36): Me?
elan_einlhander (20:31:01): If you end up being the ultimate evil, then it's probably game over anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:29): ~does~
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:35): Game over, man. Game over.
elan_einlhander (20:31:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:45): Some total stranger, I'll be walking down and the street and he'll stop me.
elan_einlhander (20:32:51): And I'll just... know.
elan_einlhander (20:33:13): He'll wear a long white coat.
elan_einlhander (20:33:15): Or silver.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:36): Lol. I can see it.
elan_einlhander (20:33:53): I wonder if we'll fight.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:24): Picture Doug fighting.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:31): Doug = scrappy.
elan_einlhander (20:34:39): Lol, very swift and nimble.
elan_einlhander (20:34:48): Or I'd be like Yusuke.
elan_einlhander (20:34:52): And just barrel in.
elan_einlhander (20:35:07): You shoulda seen Yu Yu Hakusho on Saturday, he fought Sensui and that would be it right there.
elan_einlhander (20:35:19): Just deflected all of his attacks with a slight motion of the hand.

10-26-04


elan_einlhander (15:07:48): It is said that the greatest of evils are spawned from the hearts of men.
elan_einlhander (15:08:01): Today that very same evil has been sewn from mine.
elan_einlhander (15:08:44): I have created.... CASSEROLE....
elan_einlhander (20:17:59): Hey David.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:13): Hey Doug. Wanna go to a corn maze?
elan_einlhander (20:18:32): ....Uh, is this a trick question?
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:05): No, it really isn't. Quote my mom, JUST NOW, when I say, "Hey, David, do you and your friend Doug wanna go to a corn maze some night? They're SCARY."
elan_einlhander (20:19:22): ...lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:26): Sure, that sounds delightful.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:28): I said, "Yeah," but I thought I'd ask you.
elan_einlhander (20:20:04): DAVID
elan_einlhander (20:20:07): I MADE CASSEROLE
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:11): I heard, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:21:59): And it turned out good, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:01): But evil.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:12): Definately evil.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): Because Doug made it.
elan_einlhander (20:23:46): So uh, when are we going to this "corn maze"
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:10): Dunno. Some night when Doug doesn't have work.
elan_einlhander (20:24:22): This week?
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:29): No idea.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:35): When would be good for YOU?
elan_einlhander (20:24:58): Well I have Thursday and Friday off.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:11): Ok. FRIDAY IT IS.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:31): It's screwed up...
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:36): How...
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:41): ...hot Asian girls are.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:59): And in other news.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:07): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=firemelon.wmv
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:13): Vencabot_Teppoo: Ok. FRIDAY IT IS. Vencabot_Teppoo: It's screwed up... Vencabot_Teppoo: How... Vencabot_Teppoo: ...hot Asian girls are. Vencabot_Teppoo: And in other news. Vencabot_Teppoo: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=firemelon.wmv
elan_einlhander (20:28:25): LOL.
elan_einlhander (20:28:30): I HAVE TO DO THAT NOW.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:38): Yes, it is awesome. I watched it about ten times.
elan_einlhander (20:30:07): I was like "They're gonna break a melon, big deal."
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:31:02): I wonder what it was filled with.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:16): Gasoline.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:47): So hot...>_O
elan_einlhander (20:32:10): No it's medium actually.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:26): How DARE you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:35): Well the lid says so.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:17): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=chinad.mpg
elan_einlhander (20:34:22): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:37:23): I don't trust your mother's intentions..
elan_einlhander (20:37:25): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:32): Neither do I, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:45): She's gonna leave me out there.
elan_einlhander (20:37:48): Or kill me out there.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:02): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=monkeypee.mpg
elan_einlhander (20:38:06): Or... corninate me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:09): That'll take away your suspicions.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:26): And put your mind at ease.
elan_einlhander (20:39:12): God I hate you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:32): Doug, tell me that didn't put your mind at ease.
elan_einlhander (20:39:44): It didn't, just pissed me off.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:53): Wow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:24): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:27): NO WAY.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:34): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:27): ~dying~
elan_einlhander (20:48:23): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:39): Since George W. speaks in the same serious-voice all the time, I guess that's possible, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:09): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=umbilical.wmv
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:00): Hey Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:27:13): Hm?
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:18): Ever consider shopping at Goodwill?
elan_einlhander (22:27:31): No actually.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:34): My mom was just telling me stories about it, and of course, since you're so bummy, I thought of you. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:42): Thanks.
elan_einlhander (22:27:50): My mother used to take us there, when we were more impoverished.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:54): We should walk down there sometime and get you a new shirt.
elan_einlhander (22:27:56): It really made me feel bad.
elan_einlhander (22:28:00): No, we shouldn't.
elan_einlhander (22:28:05): Makes me uncomfortable.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:08): Well, if that's your THIIING... I won't harass you about it, but as I'm sure you're well aware, most of my clothes are Goodwill clothes... and all it is, basically, is people who don't want their clothes but don't want to throw them away donate them, and then the Goodwill sells them for next to nothing and the profits are enough to keep them in business... since they're donated.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:20): It's just keeping clothes from being thrown away... I don't see anything wrong with it.
elan_einlhander (22:29:32): Nor do I.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:05): I don't think it's bummy, especially since I'm not into new clothes anyway. I just wear clothes to cover my naked ass.
elan_einlhander (22:30:19): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:25): Naked, naked ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:12): Peace.
elan_einlhander (23:04:38): Bye.

10-27-04


elan_einlhander (22:23:39): Uh, hey.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:50): Hey Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:56): -_o
elan_einlhander (22:25:07): What happened.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:35): I was just napping, and then couldn't get up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:42): Just kept setting my alarm back, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:26:07): Dumb-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:26): <^>(>o<)<^>
elan_einlhander (22:26:39): Well played.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:50): Thank you, thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:28): Check these out: http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/vtwuzheer.html , and http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/draw.html .
elan_einlhander (22:27:52): Hang on, watching South Park.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:01): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:36:05): Any news on our Corn Maze Adventure?
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:13): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:36:26): Well, I'll be going over to my grandfather's tomorrow for Dave's birthday.
elan_einlhander (22:36:43): And I'm sure they'll make me stay, so I hope it's not like early in the afternoon or anything.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:47): Well, if you can't be around friday evening around 5 or 6, let me know.
elan_einlhander (22:39:38): I will.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:54): Can you read me?
elan_einlhander (22:40:52): I can.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:03): Why does my little Yahoo! buddy have his sad, pale, -_- offline face... Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:24): He's depressed.
elan_einlhander (22:41:34): Bi-polar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:37): Poor buddy. *rub* Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:11): We should take him into the clinic.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:20): ~picks up~
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:26): ~throws him like a bowling ball~
elan_einlhander (22:44:39): I'm in debt.
elan_einlhander (22:44:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:57): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:21): MegaMan X Command Mission came out on GameCube.
elan_einlhander (22:45:25): And I kinda pulled a o_<
elan_einlhander (22:45:34): And begged Mike to lend me forty bucks until I get paid.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:38): ...Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:42): I couldn't wait.
elan_einlhander (22:45:44): -_-
elan_einlhander (22:45:48): Well, I could.
elan_einlhander (22:45:50): Just chose not to.
elan_einlhander (22:46:00): I have plenty of food, at least.
elan_einlhander (22:46:09): And tomorrow I eat for free.
elan_einlhander (22:46:11): Booyah.
elan_einlhander (22:46:23): Or booyaka, based on preference.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:47): ~nods~ Meanwhile, I bought my Yahoo! buddy a ridiculous costume to cheer him up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:49): Check him out.
elan_einlhander (22:46:59): ...what? lol.
elan_einlhander (22:47:14): ...
elan_einlhander (22:47:18): He looks... happy?
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:39): He isn't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:43): He's still dead on the inside.
elan_einlhander (22:47:53): And he must cut himself to releave the pain.
elan_einlhander (22:47:56): But he has no hands.
elan_einlhander (22:48:00): So we have to cut him.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:23): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:53): Meanwhile, my VTWUZHEER program is the culmination of all VTWUZHEER graphiti.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:55): Graffiti.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:57): ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:49:09): Lol, David is overly sophistocated.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:15): ~is~
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:25): ~is an over-sophisticated girl, if you recall~
elan_einlhander (22:50:14): Speaking of which.
elan_einlhander (22:50:24): No, wait, that is innapropriate.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:32): ...Ok? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:41): -__
elan_einlhander (22:50:44): *bad thoughts*
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:49): Lol. ~stabs~
elan_einlhander (22:51:14): Doug is a pervert. :(
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:56): I've recently been having issues with my attraction to females, lol. I'm sure that I've mentioned that I don't really appreciate the distraction, especially since I've decided to go girlfriendless.
elan_einlhander (22:52:17): "Decided"
elan_einlhander (22:52:23): David is pathetic and he knows it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:28): "Decided."
elan_einlhander (22:52:34): And I have too, because i'm around this house all alone all day, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:52): ~just went to Yahoo! and completely forgot what he was going to search for~
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:56): ~looks like this~
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:57): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:00): :O
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:03): : |
elan_einlhander (22:53:10): Ducks love bread.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:36): I saw Lynnette at work last night.
elan_einlhander (22:53:43): Strangely enough the same day after we had that chat.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:44): Oh, you saw- never mind.
elan_einlhander (22:54:12): But I was training five people, so I pretended not to notice her and gave out random orders as loud as I could.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:55:15): "You, mop the desk. You, dust the floor."
elan_einlhander (22:55:19): That sort of thing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:24): Nice.
elan_einlhander (22:55:34): This one girl got pissy because I kept referring to her as "you"
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:48): You shoulda said, "SHUT UP, MAGGOT!"
elan_einlhander (22:56:04): I should have.
elan_einlhander (22:56:27): I didn't know her name.
elan_einlhander (22:56:31): What else shall I call her?
elan_einlhander (22:56:32): Bitch?
elan_einlhander (22:56:32): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:19): "Hey, bitch, here's your name tag."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:34): "Bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:37): That's what it says, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:49): I could do that too, I know where the label maker for those is.
elan_einlhander (22:58:28): ...dude, that would be the best thing in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:46): Especially if she didn't read it before putting it on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:00): ~just watching his VTWUZHEER thing glow and glow...~
elan_einlhander (23:00:10): Some manager, comes up to her and goes "Excuse me... *looks at name-tag*...bitch, can you help me?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:15): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:16): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:00:26): *laughing at his own joke*
elan_einlhander (23:03:06): Quote my GameCube:
elan_einlhander (23:03:09): "NO DISC"
elan_einlhander (23:03:13): ....There so is.
elan_einlhander (23:03:16): "NO DISC"
elan_einlhander (23:03:22): It's right there, I can even see it.
elan_einlhander (23:03:27): "NO DISC, INSERT DISC"
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:33): "n0 d15|:("
elan_einlhander (23:11:49): Nice face.
elan_einlhander (23:11:52): Not so nice.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:55): Stephanie: ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:56): David: ">:("
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:57): Stephanie: ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:58): David: ">:("
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:00): Stephanie: ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:30): Lol, I think if someone asks me for a light and is holding a cigarette, I'm gonna take it from him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:42): I was thinking that, too.
elan_einlhander (23:12:57): Just snatch it, break it in half, and toss it in his face.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:58): But then I'd get shanked.
elan_einlhander (23:13:02): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:06): Hey, Lewis Black.
elan_einlhander (23:13:11): Gotta love 'im.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:13:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:58): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:16:26): He gets so pissed.
elan_einlhander (23:17:14): Know what makes Doug mad.
elan_einlhander (23:17:26): People that hate other people based on their political alignment.
elan_einlhander (23:18:12): Or based on their favourite sports team.
elan_einlhander (23:18:18): You get where I'm going with this.
elan_einlhander (23:18:24): I see it at work a lot.
elan_einlhander (23:18:26): And it's so stupid.
elan_einlhander (23:18:40): It would be like me hating David because he loves bologna, wheras I hate it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:17): Doug does, too.
elan_einlhander (23:19:21): I do.
elan_einlhander (23:19:32): So I have no business talking.
elan_einlhander (23:19:35): My points are moot.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:39): Lol. Doug is a hater.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:44): And hates haters... big surprise.
elan_einlhander (23:19:49): By very nature.
elan_einlhander (23:19:52): I hate.
elan_einlhander (23:19:55): But
elan_einlhander (23:19:59): I have every right to.
elan_einlhander (23:20:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:02): So suck my nuts.
elan_einlhander (23:20:20): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:20:26): My conversation with Rebrecca.
elan_einlhander (23:20:32): She picked me up from work. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:36): Rebrecca?
elan_einlhander (23:20:43): ....
elan_einlhander (23:20:44): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:45): Is that her name?
elan_einlhander (23:20:47): lo
elan_einlhander (23:20:49): l
elan_einlhander (23:20:49): No
elan_einlhander (23:20:53): Rebecca.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:54): Oh, lol. I was gonna say.
elan_einlhander (23:20:54): Faggot.
elan_einlhander (23:20:59): As I was saying.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:04): 'Rebrecca is a weird ass name.'
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:12): But I'd believe it.
elan_einlhander (23:21:30): We were driving for like five minutes, I sat there silence.
elan_einlhander (23:21:37): "So, you don't talk much do you?"
elan_einlhander (23:21:38): "No."
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:45): Another minute passes.
elan_einlhander (23:21:49): "Any reason why?"
elan_einlhander (23:21:56): "I speak only when I find it necessary."
elan_einlhander (23:21:57): "Oh."
elan_einlhander (23:22:03): More time passes.
elan_einlhander (23:22:16): "You must have important things to say, opinions to share"
elan_einlhander (23:22:21): "I do, I am, afterall, a genius."
elan_einlhander (23:22:31): "Confident claim"
elan_einlhander (23:22:34): Another few minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:22:46): "So, what's your speciality?"
elan_einlhander (23:22:53): "...excuse me?"
elan_einlhander (23:22:59): "What are you a genius in?"
elan_einlhander (23:23:12): "Anything that matters, I know everything of importance."
elan_einlhander (23:23:17): "Must be nice."
elan_einlhander (23:23:22): Arrive at home.
elan_einlhander (23:23:29): "Well, see yah, mister genius."
elan_einlhander (23:23:37): "Farewell... idio-... bye."
elan_einlhander (23:23:44): I almost did, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:46): Half of it got out.
elan_einlhander (23:24:01): But I was mumbling, so it was inaudible.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:25): I'm gonna restore my computer to before I installed Windows XP Service Pack 2.
elan_einlhander (23:26:36): ...Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:04): I'm going to go back in time, before that stupid XP update that makes the firewall block everything and the stupid Internet Explorer "Information bar."
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:20): It's really screwing with my system, and apparently it fucked up every computer that downloaded it.
elan_einlhander (23:27:27): How do you do that?
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:34): With magic. Brb.
elan_einlhander (23:27:50): :O
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:40): Wow, my time-travelling computer is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:45): Everything is back to working great now, lol.

10-29-04


vencabot_teppoo (18:49:02): Oh, hey Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:07): I didn't even notice that you were online.
elan_einlhander (18:49:23): Been waiting for you to come on.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:27): Why?
elan_einlhander (18:49:39): I dunno, just waiting.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:45): Lol. Man, I'm cool.
elan_einlhander (18:49:55): Not really, I just didn't remember what you told me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:15): Oh. 7-7:30-8ish.
elan_einlhander (18:50:25): All right.
elan_einlhander (18:51:18): Man this show is dumb as hell.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:49): What show?
elan_einlhander (18:53:56): KND
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:05): Oh, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:20): AOL sent me an e-mail. This was the title:
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:21): "Join Love.com. Let love find you!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:21): David: "...Isn't that kinda contradictory?"
elan_einlhander (23:42:10): Way to be a jerk, AOL.
elan_einlhander (23:42:41): I keep losing this mission. -_-
elan_einlhander (23:42:51): And here's the strategy guide:
elan_einlhander (23:43:03): "It's nothing big, you can handle each attack that comes"
elan_einlhander (23:43:12): It's one of those survive for thirty minute ordeals.
elan_einlhander (23:43:32): "Six footmen and Arthas can defeat them."
elan_einlhander (23:43:51): Doug, with 12 footmen and Arthas, continually pumping them out, getting fucking MAULED each time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:06): And I'm still hungry.
elan_einlhander (23:44:09): How's that for sad.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:16): Shoulda gotten the Big Montana, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:21): Lol, shoulda woulda coulda.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:32): It's literally,like, half a cow. (misuse of the word "literally"... but suck me)
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:41): I love it when people misuse "literally," lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:47): Because people do it all the time.
elan_einlhander (23:44:52): As if it weren't literal.
elan_einlhander (23:45:02): As if someone suggested it were.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:07): They say "literally" and then follow it up with an exaggeration.
elan_einlhander (23:45:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:14): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:45:21): A_W_E_S_O_M_E
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:37): You're at your house, right?
elan_einlhander (23:45:40): I am.
elan_einlhander (23:45:42): ...
elan_einlhander (23:45:43): lol?
elan_einlhander (23:45:47): YOU DROPPED ME OFF
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:54): Hey, I dunno. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:01): No, I'm in the woods.
elan_einlhander (23:46:01): ..
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:07): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:09): ~believes it~
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:16): My dad's aol profile, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:22): With my satellite internet connection and the laptop I never told you about.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:27): "Computer type: Don't have one. I do it all telepathically."
elan_einlhander (23:46:33): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:39): David: "...Wow. That's strangely... clever for my dad."
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:48): I found it pretty funny, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:58): I'mma make a samwhich.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:47:04): Sammich as my wifey would say.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:34): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:17): Ebaums updated and I actually want to watch ALL of the new movies. They ALL look funny.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:25): Wait, except for the stupid handball game someone made.
elan_einlhander (23:50:07): Okay I'm back
elan_einlhander (23:50:09): Scenario
elan_einlhander (23:50:15): That my brother Dan musta gone through
elan_einlhander (23:50:19): *opens fridge*
elan_einlhander (23:50:25): Hey, a glass of orange juice in Doug's fridge.
elan_einlhander (23:50:31): *takes it out*
elan_einlhander (23:50:35): *drinks it all, puts the cup back*
elan_einlhander (23:50:38): *closes fridge*
elan_einlhander (23:50:41): That was yummy
elan_einlhander (23:50:43): *leaves*
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:44): Nice, Dan.
elan_einlhander (23:50:45): HE PUT THE CUP BACK
elan_einlhander (23:50:51): I put a cup of OJ in there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:51): Loser, I swear.
elan_einlhander (23:50:55): He drank it and put the cup back.
elan_einlhander (23:50:57): S oI see the cup
elan_einlhander (23:51:05): And am like "Sweet, the last of my juice."
elan_einlhander (23:51:10): "....*sigh"
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): Poor buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:00): Meanwhile, I just witnessed the fall of communism in less than a minute.
elan_einlhander (23:52:09): Outstanding.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:27): Doug, this description makes me want to watch this video... badly, lol:
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:35): "Boxer gets knocked out and does a dance."
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:40): That's the description, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:52:42): RPfl.
elan_einlhander (23:52:47): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:57): I can already halfway imagine it, but it's the last one they added and I'm going in order.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:40): Wow, that was a stupid card-trick, lol. ~watched the video three times and has it figured out~
elan_einlhander (23:55:53): Shut your mouth.
elan_einlhander (23:55:59): You stupid, stupid bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:12): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:13): ;o;
elan_einlhander (23:56:30): Way to turn into an octarok.
elan_einlhander (23:56:51): Oh... sleepy...
elan_einlhander (23:56:56): Sandwhich made me drowsy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:06): "Knockoutdance" wasn't that great, either. *disappointed*
elan_einlhander (23:58:13): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:30): The fall of communism and the moron dodging the train were the best.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:02): Because the moron DID dodge the train like a dodgeball, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:34): He danced infront of it until it was extremely close, and then jumped out of the way just as it would have hit him. His foot almost didn't make it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:40): Five second clip, and still very satisfying.
elan_einlhander (23:59:51): Sweet.

10-30-04


elan_einlhander (0:01:13): Way to drool on your shirt Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:01:25): Takes a big man to do that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:13): I know you've probably already seen this, but I just watched it again and cracked up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:20): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
elan_einlhander (0:05:28): AHHHHH MOTHALAND
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:06:08): Hokay
elan_einlhander (0:14:19): There's a topic on the MM message boards entitled "an ode to everyone's favourite halfling"
elan_einlhander (0:14:21): By Censored.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:46): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:50): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (0:15:53): Nope, sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:58): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:01): WHAAAAAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:10): BLASPEMY.
elan_einlhander (0:16:37): The thread contained a link.
elan_einlhander (0:16:40): http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20041026
elan_einlhander (0:16:44): I am disgusted.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:53): So am I. I demand that you state how blasphemous this is.
elan_einlhander (0:18:05): I did.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:56): Good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:22): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/lalahoohoo.html
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:29): If you watch it until it restarts, you will laugh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:33): Out loud
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:35): I bet.
elan_einlhander (0:24:28): Nope, just get really creeped out again.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:46): The brib-a-lib-a-lib guy cracks me UP.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Because of the sound he makes, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:26): Are you the guy I used to make fun of Thunder Cats with?
elan_einlhander (0:31:57): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:04): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thundercats.html
elan_einlhander (0:33:26): Shut the FUCK up.
elan_einlhander (0:40:16): LOL
elan_einlhander (0:40:21): Duck Dodgers and Doctor Doom.
elan_einlhander (0:40:22): I love this.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:27): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:42): The benevolent Lord Destructocon.
elan_einlhander (0:40:45): CHAOS LAD.
elan_einlhander (0:43:30): Well, I think I'm gonna get to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:39): See ya.
elan_einlhander (0:43:52): I'll be on bright and early, if you are.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:33): Heya, Doug. Not gonna buzz ya to take you away from your game. Just thought I'd say 'hi.'
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:35): Or "heya," more accurately.
elan_einlhander (21:30:51): Doug tunes back into MM and sees.
elan_einlhander (21:31:01): Takan tells you 'douglas mark allen i asked you a question'
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:32:03): He sent me a billion tells, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:10): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:32:13): And each time, it said.
elan_einlhander (21:32:15): * You are currently marked as 'away'. Message: Warcraft 3.
elan_einlhander (21:32:16): For me.
elan_einlhander (21:32:22): You'd think he would have caught on.
elan_einlhander (21:32:31): That I was, yah know, away.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:13): I successfuly purged a village.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:20): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (21:33:47): "They'll all be part of the undead soon, what do we do?"
elan_einlhander (21:33:50): "Kill them all"
elan_einlhander (21:33:51): "....okay"
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:02): Arthis said that, right?
elan_einlhander (21:34:04): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:34:06): Arthas.
elan_einlhander (21:34:14): He was like WE MUST PURGE THIS VILLAGE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:19): Yeah. Not to ruin the amazingly complex plot of the game, but he becomes evil, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:27): No duh.
elan_einlhander (21:34:34): It's in his tone of voice now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:34): Since the plot is so deep and all.
elan_einlhander (21:34:50): Prophet guy
elan_einlhander (21:34:54): Flying from person to person.
elan_einlhander (21:34:58): "Hey, go west. >_>"
elan_einlhander (21:35:07): "Hey you, go west, to Kalimdor. <_<"
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:26): Orc guy
elan_einlhander (21:35:28): "Okay"
elan_einlhander (21:35:30): Everyone else
elan_einlhander (21:35:31): "Fuck you."
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:36): Amazingly intelligent orc guy?
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:39): Yes.
elan_einlhander (21:35:44): Thrall.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:50): "The orcs! Destroy them!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:55): "Halt, fiends!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:57): "...Excuse me?"
elan_einlhander (21:36:02): "I mean, maw!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:04): "Yes, I am an orc... that speaks clear English."
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:08): "DABUN"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:37:17): What did you do all day?
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:21): Slept.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:23): All day.
elan_einlhander (21:37:28): ...Jesus Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:30): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:45): I kept waking up and going, "...What do I have to do today?"
elan_einlhander (21:37:50): Talk to Doug. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:03): And then I'd fall back asleep. Finally got up around 7:45 and was like, "...must... live..."
elan_einlhander (21:38:18): "I LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:38): And so I STUMBLED, my blanket still over my shoulders because I didn't bother taking it off, and I collapsed head-first into one of the lazy-boys next to my dad, who was watching the Spartans-Wolverines game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:46): So I watched that for a little while, half conscious.
elan_einlhander (21:38:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:01): I logged on after I washed my face and brushed my teeth, and now my dad is on his way home with food.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:06): Which would be my "breakfast," or something.
elan_einlhander (21:39:22): I don't understand brushing your teeth BEFORE you eat.
elan_einlhander (21:39:24): Explain it to me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:28): Ok, I will.
elan_einlhander (21:39:30): It's like washing your hands.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:45): I brush my teeth before eating because my breath is so goddamn rank that it ruins the taste of my food.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:59): That is, I brush my teeth when I get up, because I have morning breath.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:03): I don't brush before every meal.
elan_einlhander (21:40:15): ....what the fuck do you do for such bad breath?
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:21): Dunno.
elan_einlhander (21:40:28): You need to stop licking pussy before bed David. :\
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:37): ...No.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:35): Mike from work assumes I care who won the game.
elan_einlhander (21:41:38): "Yo state lost"
elan_einlhander (21:41:41): "I don't care?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:52): And if I'm not mistaken, State always loses, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:53): I feel sorry for my dad, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:01): To U of M.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:20): He sat through the game from 3:30 to, like, 8:45 just for State to lose in triple overtime.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:21): TRIPLE
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:23): OVERTIME.
elan_einlhander (21:42:33): Triple overtime.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:37): Triple overtime.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:45): That, like, never happens, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:59): So the game went on for, like, an extra hour and a half.
elan_einlhander (21:43:03): Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:06): And State lost in triple over-time.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:10): I'd be out of spirit by then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:12): And dad was like, "...Goddamn."
elan_einlhander (21:43:14): "Go.... state...?"
elan_einlhander (21:43:22): Doug perfers the Wolverines though.
elan_einlhander (21:43:24): But do you know why?
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:29): Why, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:43:39): Because blue is his favourite colour.
elan_einlhander (21:43:42): That's it.
elan_einlhander (21:43:46): There is NOTHING else to it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:48): Blue is my favourite colour, too. So... die.
elan_einlhander (21:43:55): *points at his crotch*
elan_einlhander (21:43:59): Right there, buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:07): There needs to be an emoticon for that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:21): >:O >
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:23): There.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:44:27): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:44:44): >:O ->>
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:48): Ok, that's weird.
elan_einlhander (21:46:12): Jesus Yusuke.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:12): Doug, when you resize this message window, shrinking it from the left... when it gets as small as possible, does it start MOVING left?
elan_einlhander (21:46:40): It starts moving right, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:44): ...Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:46): *cough*
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:48): Still, weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:39): God, that wind is awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:48): Dude
elan_einlhander (21:47:51): I was out in it, like all day
elan_einlhander (21:47:51): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:55): Poor Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:48:01): Children and cinder blocks flying.
elan_einlhander (21:48:11): CHILDREN
elan_einlhander (21:48:12): FLYING
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:48:27): It was some Halloween da
elan_einlhander (21:48:28): day
elan_einlhander (21:48:33): So kids were dressed up
elan_einlhander (21:48:42): And some of those girls wore those fairy tale princess dresses and capes
elan_einlhander (21:48:50): So it would pick up and they'd tumble back like eight feet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:25): Lordy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:31): ?
elan_einlhander (22:03:51): Computer froze up when I tried to close Warcraft.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:09:55): I need to do a system restore after this quest, before I forget again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:04): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:54): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/feminists.html
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:32): Anyway, I need to go do something with my dad. Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:14:39): Oh.
elan_einlhander (22:14:42): Bye. :\
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:21): Back.
elan_einlhander (23:40:31): You left?
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:48): "Anyway, I need to go do something with my dad. Peace."
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:55): Doug: "Oh. Bye."
elan_einlhander (23:41:01): I'm kidding, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:29): Oh. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:43): You're just that uninteresting.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:58): I get it, lol.

10-31-04


elan_einlhander (8:25:41): Wake your idle ass up.
elan_einlhander (8:26:07): *will never understand why Yahoo! switches to "Available."
elan_einlhander (8:34:23): Here's David:
elan_einlhander (8:34:50): *click click click click click....click.........click...............................click...... fwump... zzzzzzZzzZzzzzz...*
elan_einlhander (8:36:09): Or better yet.
elan_einlhander (8:36:33): *ticka ticka ticka ticka.... ticka...... t-ticka.................... ticka ticka..... fwump... zzzzZzzZzzZZzzzz...*
vencabot_teppoo (9:04:35): ~gregorian chanting~
elan_einlhander (9:04:44): *stamps his feet*
vencabot_teppoo (9:04:48): David: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (9:05:08): Chanting: Vesh No Ceila Das
vencabot_teppoo (9:05:17): David: "*looks down at his pillow, slowly...*"
vencabot_teppoo (9:05:30): *PUDDLE of saliva... PUDDLE*
vencabot_teppoo (9:05:41): David: "DEAR GOD NO!!!! :OOOO"
elan_einlhander (9:05:43): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (9:06:00): Meanwhile, I was gonna go to church at 9 today, but fell back asleep, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:06:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (9:06:18): DID YOU SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK@!?!@
elan_einlhander (9:06:23): JESUS
elan_einlhander (9:06:38): People keep asking me like it's the end of the world.
vencabot_teppoo (9:06:41): I told Sheldon (the real Sheldon) that I would go to his church today. Maybe I'll do it later. Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:07:00): Or you could go to work.
elan_einlhander (9:07:03): Like I have to. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (9:07:06): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (9:07:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:07:53): When do you have to go to work, now?
elan_einlhander (9:08:20): I dunno, pry 11, but I may just wait until 12.
vencabot_teppoo (9:09:37): Well, I could probably be at your place by 10:30 if I hurried... but that probably wouldn't be enough time to get something to eat.
elan_einlhander (9:09:50): Oh you assume I want you here.
elan_einlhander (9:09:54): You just assume.
vencabot_teppoo (9:09:58): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (9:09:58): Like a bitch
elan_einlhander (9:10:05): A little
elan_einlhander (9:10:06): skinny
elan_einlhander (9:10:06): bitch
vencabot_teppoo (9:10:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (9:10:37): ...
vencabot_teppoo (9:10:42): ...God, that is a lot of drool.
vencabot_teppoo (9:10:43): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (9:10:46): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (9:10:55): My entire pillow is shimmering.
vencabot_teppoo (9:11:06): I guess that's ONE pillow getting washed tonight, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:11:16): Or flipped over.
vencabot_teppoo (9:11:23): Or flipped over.
vencabot_teppoo (9:11:27): ~never washes his pillow-cases~
elan_einlhander (9:11:36): *same*
vencabot_teppoo (9:11:41): We're DISGUSTING PIGS.
vencabot_teppoo (9:11:45): ~slaps self~
elan_einlhander (9:11:53): Who is we.
vencabot_teppoo (9:12:03): Me and you.
vencabot_teppoo (9:14:00): I forgot it was Halloween. What a bitch.
elan_einlhander (9:14:07): Indeed it is.
elan_einlhander (9:14:17): Of all days for you to pick to go to church, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:14:22): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:14:28): SUch irony.
vencabot_teppoo (9:14:34): Halloween falls on an irony this year. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:08): ~just realizes that he said "an irony" instead of "a Sunday"~
elan_einlhander (9:33:44): *for some reason assumed that was what you meant*
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:52): ...Nice one, Doug. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:34:09): ~just realizes that he said "an irony" instead of "on Doug's ass"~
elan_einlhander (9:34:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (9:35:51): Should have took today off. -_-
elan_einlhander (9:35:54): I COULDA
elan_einlhander (9:35:57): WHY DIDN'T I
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:09): Because you're a "tard"?
elan_einlhander (9:36:16): My feet are still sore from yesterday.
elan_einlhander (9:36:19): yes Doug = tard.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:05): If you were programming Javascript, it'd be Doug = "tard" . Then you could do document.write(Doug) and it'd say "tard."
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:11): Since, y'know... Doug = tard.
elan_einlhander (9:37:29): Obviously.
elan_einlhander (9:37:36): Turkey samwhich
elan_einlhander (9:37:40): Turkey sandwhich
elan_einlhander (9:37:45): I can hear you saying it, so well.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:52): Turkey samwich. Turkey sandwich. Turkey samwich. Turkey sandwich.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:38:06): Just had to say turkey.
elan_einlhander (9:38:11): Couldn't just say samwhich.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:32): Well, I was like: "What do I tell the lunch-aid that I want when I'm in the lunch line?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:53): "I'll have a turkey samwich. Turkey sandwich. Turkey samwich. Turkey sandwich."
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:48): I just suplexed my dad's cell phone, rofl.
elan_einlhander (9:39:57): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:37): I lifted this shirt above my head and threw it down, and dad's cell phone fell out of one of the pockets and hit the ground hard.
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:46): And I was like, "...SUPLEXED, BITCH."
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:41:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (9:43:39): VioletMoonFairy: fallling in love with someone on another continent is a bad idea ElanEinlhander: Falling in love with someone in general is usually a bad idea.
elan_einlhander (9:43:42): Doug = genius.
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:54): A very bad idea, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:44:39): Doug: "They would have to have no flaws that they can help."
elan_einlhander (9:44:46): Eriana: "That's impossible!"
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:53): "No, it isn't."
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:45:00): SO I GUESS YOU BETTER KEEP LOOKING IF YOU THINK THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (9:45:10): Just by the very nature of that statement, it couldn't be impossible.
elan_einlhander (9:45:20): I know, I'm exactly right.
elan_einlhander (9:45:26): Like I said
elan_einlhander (9:45:28): Doug = genius.
elan_einlhander (9:45:30): Over and over.
elan_einlhander (9:45:32): Just keep saying it
elan_einlhander (9:45:35): It'll sink in
elan_einlhander (9:59:10): The character Arlan just walked by me.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:42): Tell him that he has to delete his character incase you ever want your characters to do a saiyan fusion.
elan_einlhander (10:00:50): It's like a fusion of-
elan_einlhander (10:00:52): ....
elan_einlhander (10:00:56): Way to go
elan_einlhander (10:00:58): lol
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:01): Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:01:26): Yahoo! buddy didn't flash so I didn't know you sent a message, so I sent mine
elan_einlhander (10:01:27): And bam
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:55): It woulda been funnier if you would've said, "It's like a fusion of Arlon and Elan."
elan_einlhander (10:02:03): I was gonna
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:03): Then I could've said, "...Yeah, that too."
elan_einlhander (10:02:05): But you cut me off
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:02:06): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:56): Comparing reactions to Doug's dropping out:
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:02): Stephanie: "WHY?!?!?!"
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:22): Goran: "If he'd just stuck in there another year, he could be making much more money."
elan_einlhander (10:05:26): He felt like it, is the best answer, lol, but it's badly interpreted.
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:33): Kenny: "...Weird."
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:41): Kenny's reaction made me crack up.
elan_einlhander (10:05:42): Kenny, lol
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:56): I think that Kenny is a mystery to us all.
elan_einlhander (10:06:06): Kenny is a G, somehow.
elan_einlhander (10:06:59): Man
elan_einlhander (10:07:06): I wish someone would just show up and drive me to work.
elan_einlhander (10:07:09): out of nowhere.
elan_einlhander (10:07:19): Just bust in the house and be like "Yo, get up, time for work"
vencabot_teppoo (10:07:33): With his pants around his ankles.
elan_einlhander (10:07:52): And happens to be wearing a postal workers uniform.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:23): Sensei trained the ninja turtles.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:27): I'd bet my ass.
elan_einlhander (10:11:35): I bet mine too
elan_einlhander (10:12:06): *puts his ass on the table*
vencabot_teppoo (10:12:21): ~shakes his head~ No, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (10:12:23): No.
elan_einlhander (10:12:43): N-no?
vencabot_teppoo (10:12:49): No.
elan_einlhander (10:12:55): But I bet my ass..
vencabot_teppoo (10:12:58): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (10:12:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:13:02): -_-
elan_einlhander (10:13:04): *SNIFF*
vencabot_teppoo (10:13:10): -_________-
elan_einlhander (10:13:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (10:13:20): Doug is a genius for that.
elan_einlhander (10:13:25): Ge us,
elan_einlhander (10:13:28): ....
elan_einlhander (10:13:29): He is*
vencabot_teppoo (10:13:31): ...
vencabot_teppoo (10:13:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (10:13:46): Geus.
elan_einlhander (10:17:52): I should go to school tomorrow, and go to my first hour, and just sit down at a desk.
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:08): And hand the teacher a huge folder bursting with papers.
elan_einlhander (10:18:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:29): Teacher: "...But... bu-"
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:35): Doug: "How do ya like me now."
elan_einlhander (10:18:39): Bitch
elan_einlhander (10:18:40): Say bitch
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:41): Teacher: "...Wha-?"
elan_einlhander (10:18:42): Come on
elan_einlhander (10:18:42): Aw
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:50): Doug: "No. Shut."
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:52): Doug: "How do ya like me now."
vencabot_teppoo (10:18:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:22:17): Let j = 2
vencabot_teppoo (10:22:20): Let k = 6
vencabot_teppoo (10:22:28): j/k = .33333
elan_einlhander (10:22:39): lol?
vencabot_teppoo (10:29:30): Doug, you ain't got no class.
elan_einlhander (10:29:38): Nope.
elan_einlhander (10:29:39): Literally.
elan_einlhander (10:29:42): Since I don't go to school.
vencabot_teppoo (10:29:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:29:59): And you're a hero in MM.
elan_einlhander (10:30:06): So no class.
vencabot_teppoo (10:30:10): No class at all.
vencabot_teppoo (10:30:49): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (10:30:51): Passing out.
elan_einlhander (10:31:00): Uh oh, dart in your neck.
vencabot_teppoo (10:31:05): Oops, dart in your neck.
vencabot_teppoo (10:31:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:32:42): I now refer to the large #10 at BK as my "usual"
vencabot_teppoo (10:32:50): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (10:33:05): It's almost the perfect ratio of food.
elan_einlhander (10:33:07): to drink.
elan_einlhander (10:33:14): Though some more fries would be nice.
elan_einlhander (10:33:19): But going King size is too big of a drink.
elan_einlhander (10:33:25): What with free refills and all.
vencabot_teppoo (10:33:29): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:12): Hey there, Doug. Would you want to know a seekerette?
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:20): I know a seekerette... and it is soooo good to hear it.
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:29): Do you want to know what it shwas?
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:36): I'll tell you what it shwas.
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:51): I can count... all the way... to SCHfifty five.
vencabot_teppoo (10:41:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:44:46): And I can do it before you can say poopty peupty pants-ss.
vencabot_teppoo (10:45:24): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/schfiftyfive.html
elan_einlhander (10:49:49): Watched it, but insufficient time for reaction, for I must depart.
vencabot_teppoo (10:49:57): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:18): Doug, kick the mouth in the stomach.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:18): Go ahead.
elan_einlhander (20:11:28): *holds out his hand(*
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:46): #$%@ you, Doug. My candy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:55): Haha.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:18): We still have more than half left.
elan_einlhander (20:12:27): Damn. :\
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:28): It was so desolate... so alone. People stopped coming after 7:30, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:12:29): I have none.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:48): I should go over to your place with a backpack full of candy and we should party.
elan_einlhander (20:13:00): Get a candy-buzz.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:29): Except that my dad wouldn't let me. But I mean, really... I'm a teen. It's Halloween. I should be able to go out... but I don't have a car, so it's really not safe, lo.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:08): My dad came into my room, poured cereal on my floor, and left, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:44): ....
elan_einlhander (20:16:45): What?
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:48): He was eating cereal dry.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:52): Walked into my room.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:57): Tripped and spilled it every where.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:10): Picked up a hand full, ate it, then walked out.
elan_einlhander (20:20:15): Rofl, god your dad is clumsy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:19): So now I have cereal all over my floor, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:20:19): And so great about it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:00): From now on, I
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:09): m gonna see how much sexual harassment I can get away with.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:21:24): I do that each and every day.
elan_einlhander (20:21:29): And you'd be surprised, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:55): From now on, whenever I see a very pretty young lady, I'm gonna say "ShizZAM!!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:39): Btw, I've seen the perfect high school girl.
elan_einlhander (20:22:49): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:50): I couldn't stop staring, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:58): There is no other person in the world with a better form.
elan_einlhander (20:23:05): Oh, you mean physically.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:12): ...Yes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:19): "DOUG! I've found the perfect girl!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:26): Doug: *punch David in the face*
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:23:44): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:50): But really, though. She's black, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:59): And I'm not often very attracted to black girls.
elan_einlhander (20:24:10): Nor am I -_-
elan_einlhander (20:24:12): How racist.
elan_einlhander (20:24:13): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (20:24:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:41): She's in my sports prep class, and whenever I see her the ONLY thing that is in my head is "shizZAM!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:48): I can't think anything else, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:24:58): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:31): And I just stare until I realize I'm staring and have to look away. And that's exactly why girls are evil.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:48): Because I don't want a girlfriend. I don't want anything like that... but girls = fine.
elan_einlhander (20:25:54): I told this girl that today
elan_einlhander (20:25:54): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:56): Fine, fine, fine. And there's nothing I can do about it.
elan_einlhander (20:26:03): That girls are evil because of natural persuasion.
elan_einlhander (20:26:12): Doug doesn't want a girlfriend
elan_einlhander (20:26:16): Because the term is too loose.
elan_einlhander (20:26:27): I want the perfect girl, and for her to be mine.
elan_einlhander (20:26:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:32): "mine"
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:53): Yeah. I hate the terms 'girlfriend' and 'boyfriend' with a passion, because that means they WILL break up.
elan_einlhander (20:27:10): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:12): Stephanie Cheetham: "I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend."
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:16): David: "Why?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:31): Stephanie: "Well, I think I want to see other people."
elan_einlhander (20:27:39): Why
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:39): David: (I will kill you) "...Oh?"
elan_einlhander (20:27:44): Or that
elan_einlhander (20:27:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:13): Stephanie: "Yeah. I'm pretty much just dating him for the experience. He's fun to hang out with and it's good to have someone, but he isn't... like... the guy I'm gonna marry. I miss dating."
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:24): David: (I swear to GOD I will KILL you) "Break up with him then. Now."
elan_einlhander (20:28:31): I never realized she was an avid dater, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:41): Oh, girl at work complaining about what her boyfriend does.
elan_einlhander (20:28:47): "He drinks on Monday, and it kinda upsets me"
elan_einlhander (20:29:01): Doug: "Tell him to stop. Or break up with him. Only two choices that make sense."
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:33): She probably can't tell him to stop because she doesn't have a good reason for him to stop. People don't realize the real reasons that smoking and drinking are bad for you.
elan_einlhander (20:29:51): I told her the real reasons.
elan_einlhander (20:29:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:29:54): So that's no excuse.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:55): Which is why those anti smoking and drinking commercials crack me up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:08): "OMFG! You might... GET INTO A #$%^IN' CAR CRASH OR SOMETHING."
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:30): "...Not if I drink responsibly."
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:33): "...Well, that's ok."
elan_einlhander (20:30:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:37): I know.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:39): "No, no it's not. That was a trick."
elan_einlhander (20:30:40): So funny.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:53): "Don't smoke weed, you'll drop out of school and hang out with bad people."
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:58): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:06): God, I hate those.
elan_einlhander (20:31:17): Oh
elan_einlhander (20:31:19): That reminds me
elan_einlhander (20:31:21): This billboard
elan_einlhander (20:31:29): "Babies were born to be breastfed"
elan_einlhander (20:31:31): Wtf is up with that?
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:34): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (20:31:35): Am I missing something?
elan_einlhander (20:31:45): It's a billlboard, black background, that's all it says.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:59): I support breast-feeding... but...
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:04): I wouldn't... put it on a billboard.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:13): Is it supposed to mean that not breast-feeding is a crime?
elan_einlhander (20:32:25): Or are they just saying babies are born for that? So we shouldn't abort?
elan_einlhander (20:32:28): I DON'T GET IT
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:32:43): I'm tempted to go the website and figure it out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:44): Why don't they just get big tents.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:57): And have guys pinch women's nipples.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:02): And squeeze the milk into bottles.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:08): And sell it.
elan_einlhander (20:33:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:33:23): A lot of people say breast-feeding is for the experience?
elan_einlhander (20:33:32): Something like that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:51): Breast milk has nutrients and crap in it that promote healthy brain development. It supposedly makes your kid smarter, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:34:11): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:51): littlemissmew: yeah they banned halloween in Winsconson Vencabot_Teppoo: We always made our costumes. Vencabot_Teppoo: WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (20:35:01): ..........WHAT?
elan_einlhander (20:35:08): Surely you JEST.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:43): Apparently some witches protested.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:50): Said that it gives witches a bad name.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:53): So they banned it.
elan_einlhander (20:36:14): .......
elan_einlhander (20:36:14): Wait
elan_einlhander (20:36:15): What?
elan_einlhander (20:36:18): Witches?
elan_einlhander (20:36:20): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:24): Yeah, witches.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:36:32): W
elan_einlhander (20:36:32): i
elan_einlhander (20:36:32): t
elan_einlhander (20:36:33): c
elan_einlhander (20:36:33): h
elan_einlhander (20:36:34): e
elan_einlhander (20:36:34): s
elan_einlhander (20:36:35): ?
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:39): Witches are real, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:56): There's lots of them.
elan_einlhander (20:37:01): No there aren't.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:02): Especially around our age, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:04): Yes, there are.
elan_einlhander (20:37:05): I dare one to cast a spell.
elan_einlhander (20:37:08): I fucking dare them.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:11): They do, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:16): Bull-shit.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:38): I don't think that it's really MAGIC... but they make some crazy ass shit happen. And they do rituals and crap, which of course pisses me off.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:44): They're called "Wiccan" or something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:47): There's lots of them.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:50): They call themselves witches.
elan_einlhander (20:37:57): Bull
elan_einlhander (20:37:58): shit
elan_einlhander (20:38:01): David
elan_einlhander (20:38:06): You do not believe in that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:07): Doug, look it up, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:38:08): Come on now.
elan_einlhander (20:38:10): No, fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:37): Doug, I don't believe in that kind of stuff, but it doesn't change the fact that these people DO call themselves witches.
elan_einlhander (20:38:45): I don't care, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:50): It's their religion or something.
elan_einlhander (20:38:50): On what grounds are they witches?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:03): They do rituals... have couldrons. Broomsticks. What else do they need? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:15): So how does Halloween give them a bad name? IF THEY DO ALL OF THAT SHIT
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:22): That's what Misty said, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:37): People o_<
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:45): Said that witches are gonna have a bad name whether or not little kids dress up as them, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:03): Adnz'df
elan_einlhander (20:40:04): Gotta kill someone.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:07): GOOOD!
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:09): GOD!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:21): Wow. That candy does NOT mess.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:26): Sweettarts shockers.
elan_einlhander (20:40:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:42): I was like, "So what? Sour candy."
elan_einlhander (20:40:44): Not as good as Nick Nebwueze today.
elan_einlhander (20:40:53): We're out there, pushing carts and chatting.
elan_einlhander (20:40:58): He goes "OHHHHHHHHH, MY GOD!!!"
elan_einlhander (20:41:01): Out of nowhere.
elan_einlhander (20:41:07): I'm like "Oh shit, what? Should I duck?!?@"
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:12): He points and goes
elan_einlhander (20:41:18): "IS THAT A 2005 CORVETTE?@!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:41:35): Doug: "....Don't do that, seriously."
elan_einlhander (20:41:38): I was in attack mode.
elan_einlhander (20:41:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:41): Doug has enemies.
elan_einlhander (20:41:49): It takes a lot to spook Nick, he's a big guy
elan_einlhander (20:41:54): So I figured it had to be bad.
elan_einlhander (20:41:59): Corvette.
elan_einlhander (20:42:13): The guy came out of the car, with his daughter, who was SCARRED TO DEATH.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:18): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:42:23): Because this buff-ass black guy went OH MY GOD and pointed at her.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:29): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:44:36): Oh
elan_einlhander (20:44:38): Tuesday
elan_einlhander (20:44:40): Day off from school.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:45): OH YEAH
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:46): YESH
elan_einlhander (20:44:47): I don't work until 5, we must party.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:48): I FORGOT
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:50): WE MUST.
elan_einlhander (20:45:02): I asked my boss to push my time back, lol
elan_einlhander (20:45:10): So I could, quote "Party with VT."
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:16): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:45:19): He said okay, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:22): Bob is a G.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:22): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:30): Meanwhile,
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:32): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=airhornfun.wmv
elan_einlhander (20:48:24): That feminist thing.
elan_einlhander (20:48:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:28): So good.
elan_einlhander (20:48:30): I didn't notice.
elan_einlhander (20:48:33): Until a few minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:50): Yeah, a lot of the photos are funnier than the movies.
elan_einlhander (20:49:45): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:49:48): The slow motion was best.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:24): My favourite one is the one where the girl ducks and covers and the guy hops over the wall, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:37): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:52:15): Doug rarely puts question marks on the end of his questions anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:23): Lol?
elan_einlhander (20:52:42): It seems more correct, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:52:45): Even though it's really not.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:53): It really isn't.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:54): Or is it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:57): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (20:54:55): Trying to piece together the puzzle in MM.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:39): The answer is "V-to-the-Tizzle, Vizzle-tizzle-thizzle-Tizzaye."
elan_einlhander (20:57:10): Rofl, I asked Vic if she knew what she was looking for, her response:
elan_einlhander (20:57:23): Victoriana tells the formation 'yup.. scary things'
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:57:41): Halloween Global, of course.
elan_einlhander (20:57:46): Oh, at work today
elan_einlhander (20:57:48): Well
elan_einlhander (20:57:49): Hang on
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:22): Doug... am I evil for laughing at this?
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:27): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=catfan.wmv
elan_einlhander (21:09:47): I would say either no, or that I am much more evil, since I lost my breath laughing so hard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:10:07): I swear that had to have been fake, though, it was moving so fast.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:35): I've watched it, like, eighty times.
elan_einlhander (21:14:28): I want pizza...
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:40): ~has pizza~
elan_einlhander (21:14:50): ...
elan_einlhander (21:14:54): God damn it David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:51): Meanwhle
elan_einlhander (21:25:53): At work today.
elan_einlhander (21:25:58): Little teeny tiny girl.
elan_einlhander (21:25:59): Asian girl.
elan_einlhander (21:26:07): No older than two.
elan_einlhander (21:26:15): wearing this fairy dress costume thing.
elan_einlhander (21:26:19): I couldn't handle it
elan_einlhander (21:26:20): I went
elan_einlhander (21:26:28): "AWWWWWWWWWWW" as loud as I could, without even realizing it;
elan_einlhander (21:26:40): Which is very un-Doug-ish, so EVERYONE gawked at me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:27:46): She was so cute David. :(
elan_einlhander (21:27:48): So very cute. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:57): Poor Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:28:09): Her little flapping arms.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:18): AWWWW.
elan_einlhander (21:28:46): I shoulda kidnapped her.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:52): You shoulda.
elan_einlhander (21:29:15): Been like "MINE BITCH"
elan_einlhander (21:29:18): Snatched her up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:51): And said snatch.
elan_einlhander (21:29:53): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:50): Man, this game is somehow hype.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:55): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bubbletrouble.html
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:28): 9864 is my high score.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:22): I can't beat that score, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:14): YES
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:20): THIS YEAR STRONG BAD DRESSED AS THE JOKER!
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:28): o_o
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:38): AND THE KING OF TOWN IS... that one guy from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:42): And the Poopsmith is Liono from the Thunder Cats, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:06): Rofl "10 is a lot of bucks." I love Homestar Runner.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:27): HOMESTAR GOT KICKED BY A LITTLE GIRL, ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:36): HE'S GETTING THE EVER-LOVING CRAP BEATEN OUT OF HIM,.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): WOAH
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:19): ?
elan_einlhander (22:49:32): WE'RE ALIVE MAN.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:02): Still.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:00:54): *finally asks*
elan_einlhander (23:00:58): You tell the formation 'Why do you spell "night" as "nite"?' 
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:01:12): Victoriana tells the formation 'lol.. less typing I guess *giggle*'
elan_einlhander (23:01:15): -_-
elan_einlhander (23:01:17): We gotta fix that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:41): Say "a so da scret is les tpng"
elan_einlhander (23:02:02): She said she'll start spelling it right.
elan_einlhander (23:02:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:02:04): So easy.
elan_einlhander (23:02:07): See, Vic is great.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:14): Heehee.
elan_einlhander (23:05:55): ssing you deeply*' 
elan_einlhander (23:05:57): Er
elan_einlhander (23:06:07): Victoriana tells the formation 'night night :)'
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:07): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (23:06:09): WOOHA
elan_einlhander (23:06:13): CHECK THAT OUT
elan_einlhander (23:06:13): NIGHT
elan_einlhander (23:06:15): BITCHES
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:06:32): David is jealous.
elan_einlhander (23:06:38): Because his wife doesn't spell it right.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:51): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:07:13): So green
elan_einlhander (23:07:14): With envy
elan_einlhander (23:08:43): Rofl, I love the giant dousche.
elan_einlhander (23:08:46): Douche*?
elan_einlhander (23:08:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:51): Not a common word I type.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:59): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (23:09:07): What's wrong?
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:17): Damn game,lol.
elan_einlhander (23:09:22): What game?
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:48): www.homestarrunner.com/awexome.html
elan_einlhander (23:11:04): [CLAN] Mikee: ' show a little faith, einlhander'
elan_einlhander (23:11:08): Now that is good.
elan_einlhander (23:11:13): I could definitely get used to that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:14): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:12:19): Vote or die mother fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:26): Heehee.
elan_einlhander (23:14:33): The Simpson's sixteenth season.
elan_einlhander (23:14:35): Jesus Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:05): Old show.
elan_einlhander (23:19:51): Argument at work.
elan_einlhander (23:19:59): Over whether or not voting third party is a wasted vote.
elan_einlhander (23:20:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:11): "Nader will never win, ever."
elan_einlhander (23:20:15): ".... he does have a point."
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:51): Everyone loves the third party voter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:56): Because it isn't a vote AGAINST them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:29): This song is awesome if you listen to the lyrics, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:30): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/milkandcereal.html
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:04): And the video is hilarious because the two guys are having so much fun, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:07): ...
elan_einlhander (23:27:26): That was too good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:53): Oh my gosh, I love this song, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:17): Cereal and milk.
elan_einlhander (23:33:51): About to do one of the biggest runs of the game.
elan_einlhander (23:33:57): I feel so special.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:01): Runs?
elan_einlhander (23:34:03): I'm the only Hero in the form, lol
elan_einlhander (23:34:11): Everyone else is like a maxed out archon.
elan_einlhander (23:34:18): You know, like the big mobs with the best eq?
elan_einlhander (23:34:21): Dangerous stuff?
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:24): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:26): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:35:51): Lol, everyone's getting attacked by Hunters though.
elan_einlhander (23:35:52): Save for me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:03): Lol. Poor archon buddies. Always hunted.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:18): The F-word and it's many uses:
elan_einlhander (23:43:33): Noun, verb, adjective.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:34): Dismissal: "Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:43): Did you see that movie, then? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:57): Eh?
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:15): I didn't watch it for the longest time because I thought it'd be stupid, but I was cracking up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:22): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html
elan_einlhander (23:44:22): What movie?
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:42): "Transitive verb: Bob fucked amy. Intransitive verb: Amy fucks."
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:57): ~watches it again~

11-1-04


elan_einlhander (0:05:25): I just got a new, state of the art Cirrus Nine Broom.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:59): Nice... lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): brb.
elan_einlhander (0:06:14): An Immortal made it for Halloween, and I got one.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:59): What's a Cirrus Nine Broom?
elan_einlhander (0:21:08): A super-broom.
elan_einlhander (0:21:15): Faster than the Baba Yaga broom.
elan_einlhander (0:21:27): It sounds like a Harry Potter broom :P
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:21): Sounds to me like a citrus-flavoured soda.
elan_einlhander (0:22:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:30): NEW CIRRUS NINE!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:18): Swam... doo... two and heif. Scheven. Fourteen-teen. Twentyscheven heif. 27. 37. SCHFIFTY FIVE!
elan_einlhander (0:24:30): Shut up fool.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:35): I'm goin' to bed. Peace.
elan_einlhander (0:24:41): Aw.
elan_einlhander (0:24:42): Bye.
elan_einlhander (1:58:27): There is nothing here but a pair of red almo nds, unblinking single-hued eyes against a background of nonexistence. He is an unique approximately 4'8" tall. Joslomonous, Despoiler of the Universe is currently leading a formation. Joslomonous, Despoiler of the Universe has been slain!
elan_einlhander (1:58:35): I got the plasma ball.
elan_einlhander (1:58:57): You have completed your casting. Item 'a plasma ball' is type artifact, alignment 500, made of steel, has keywords 'plasma ball sphere electrical'. This item weighs 1 stones and 25 pebbles, and is valued at 66,500 gp. This level 240 item has the attributes: identified blessed insulated magic-resis tant nochange A plasma ball is in excellent condition. This item has a default lifespan of 365 days and will expire on Mon Oct 31 23:48 :09 2005. Has 2 of 2 total charges per day of level 235 spell 'lightning shroud'. Can be used to cast the level 100 spell, 'sanctuary'. 
elan_einlhander (1:59:31): lightning shroud - surrounds the caster with a shield of prismatic lightning for defensive purposes SYNOPSIS cast 'lightning shroud' DESCRIPTION This spell causes the caster to be enshrouded with a shield of crackling lightning. When the caster is attacked the lightning discharges all at once (thus ending the spell) into a devastating electrical surge upon the attacker, and often yielding massive damage. Please note that this spell will drain the caster's spell points for every minute that it is active. REQUIREMENTS 1 air reagent, 1 earth reagent, 2 fire reagents, 1 ethereal reagent, 1 gem reagent SEE ALSO lightning bolt, call lightning, chain lightning, thunderstorm
elan_einlhander (1:59:58): Biggest run in the game.
elan_einlhander (2:00:01): *smiles*
elan_einlhander (2:05:05): Lord Telleri raises his hands above his head and chants strange words. You are surrounded by a glowing aura of silver light! You gain 5 hit points, 8 spell points, 5 stamina, and 14 practices! Due to your experiences, you have earned a 1 point increase in personality. You have become more learned at 'dodge'. Your knowledge maximum has been increased to 23! Lord Telleri exclaims, 'Arlon, you are now a Monk!' Lord Telleri exclaims, 'Good luck in your adventuring!'
vencabot_teppoo (7:32:02): Get hype, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:53): I'm Dirty V-to-the-Tizzle, Vizzle-tizzle-thizzle-Tizzaye. I'm deala dirty dizzle and I count to schfifty-fizzive.
elan_einlhander (15:28:03): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:11): Lol. What's up.
elan_einlhander (15:28:50): Just a big night, I didn't get to bed until 4.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:18): Well, that sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:07): Doug just can't stomach the "izzle" talk.
elan_einlhander (15:30:15): Nope.
elan_einlhander (15:30:23): And it didn't suck, it rocked.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:38): Well, good to hear then.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:59): "And now, don't change that channel. Next is our "fun vote," where we see how Bush and Kerry supporters feel about ketchup vs. mustard."
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:07): David: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S SO... FUNNY!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:12): David: "SO WITTY!"
elan_einlhander (15:36:17): ...what?
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:26): Some stupid news channel thing.
elan_einlhander (15:36:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:36:51): Dan having a spaz attack.
elan_einlhander (15:36:52): Again
elan_einlhander (15:37:00): Because he has to stay here for thirty minutes.
elan_einlhander (15:37:06): And this house is just that terrible.
elan_einlhander (15:37:31): Because Dave wants to stay the night.
elan_einlhander (15:37:37): So he can play Warcraft.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:05): SHIZZAM!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:11): ZAM!!!
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:12): ~dies~
elan_einlhander (15:39:21): What the hell is wrong with you.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:41): http://funnyjunk.com/p/euro_vs_america-jpg.html
elan_einlhander (15:39:57): My brother is in the room.
elan_einlhander (15:40:01): Is it innapropriate?
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:04): ...No.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:40:07): All right.
elan_einlhander (15:40:43): I would call that innapropriate. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:53): OH.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:00): I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "Is it appropriate."
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:01): OOPS!
elan_einlhander (15:41:03): ...
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:15): My bad, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:20): For real.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:26): I can't read, obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:33): I thought I was being all honest, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:42:57): I hate Dan.
elan_einlhander (15:43:04): I'm REAL sick of:
elan_einlhander (15:43:10): "DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!@"
elan_einlhander (15:43:10): Or
elan_einlhander (15:43:15): "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!@"
elan_einlhander (15:43:15): Or
elan_einlhander (15:43:21): "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!@"
elan_einlhander (15:43:22): Or
elan_einlhander (15:43:30): "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME@!'
elan_einlhander (15:43:36): I hear one of those every twenty minutes.
elan_einlhander (15:43:37): Or
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:42): Does he watch Nickelodeon? Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:43:44): "I'LL KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF DAVE!@"
elan_einlhander (15:43:50): He watches the WB, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:58): Ah, then there's your problem
elan_einlhander (15:44:02): And MTV 'cause it's cool.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:12): So very cool.
elan_einlhander (15:44:19): I hate MTV, it got real gay real fast.
elan_einlhander (15:44:49): And of course, Dan, telling me how badly he needs to do something on the computer, so he halts Dave's installation.
elan_einlhander (15:44:54): And now I heard an AIM window pop up.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:03): Yep. Good times.
elan_einlhander (15:45:20): Which is worse though
elan_einlhander (15:45:23): Dan or John.
elan_einlhander (15:45:26): Test of the Ages.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:30): Dan is worse,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:32): Much worse.
elan_einlhander (15:45:49): I got gypped.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:28): This one IS appropriate.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:30): http://funnyjunk.com/p/0237-gif.html
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:34): As in... not INNAPROPRIATE.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:43): Inappropriate, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:46): Not inappropriate.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:45): It won't let me in.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:57): Really? Well, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (15:48:05): Wants me to send it to 10 of my friends.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:28): But no picture of a cigarette?
elan_einlhander (15:48:39): Nope.
elan_einlhander (15:48:43): I'm gonna try making stuff up.
elan_einlhander (15:48:50): Doug is screwyou@hotmail.com
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:50:22): Bleh, forget it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:48): I'll download it. You'll like it, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:51:05): Still gonna come by tomorrow
elan_einlhander (15:51:06): ?
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:17): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:51:20): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (15:51:23): Don't
elan_einlhander (15:51:24): forget.
elan_einlhander (15:51:26): I swear to god.
elan_einlhander (15:51:35): I'll come over there and smash your testicles.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:42): M-my testicles?
elan_einlhander (15:51:46): Both of them.
elan_einlhander (15:52:39): With my pipe.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:53:41): And now Dan is whistling next to David while he's installing.
elan_einlhander (15:53:42): So loud
elan_einlhander (15:53:45): And Dave is like
elan_einlhander (15:53:51): "Stop that, it's really annoying."
elan_einlhander (15:53:55): He just keeps it up, louder
elan_einlhander (15:54:00): Whistling the Everett fight song.
elan_einlhander (15:54:03): I'm like god you rude-ass...
elan_einlhander (15:54:09): And he just goes dont' tell me what to do.
elan_einlhander (15:54:22): And I go "DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!@#"
elan_einlhander (15:54:24): Loud as I can.
elan_einlhander (15:54:26): And point at him
elan_einlhander (15:54:28): And say "You"
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:30): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (15:54:44): So he can know how stupid he sounds.
elan_einlhander (16:08:41): Man this broom is hella fast.
elan_einlhander (16:09:54): I just flew from Templeton to New Rigel in like two minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:21:02): GOD I HATE MY FUCKING BROTHER.
elan_einlhander (16:21:19): This kid is quite possibly THE BIGGEST dick in the world.
elan_einlhander (16:21:26): I have to beat him up.
elan_einlhander (16:21:29): He has to learn something.
elan_einlhander (16:21:35): Even if that something is that I am horribly violent.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:53): "Don't be an ass while Doug is around."
elan_einlhander (16:22:08): He won't close the front dor.
elan_einlhander (16:22:09): door*
elan_einlhander (16:22:12): He's in front of it.
elan_einlhander (16:22:19): I'm like "close the door, it's cold"
elan_einlhander (16:22:25): "I'm waiting for 'Becca"
elan_einlhander (16:22:28): "It's cold, close the door"
elan_einlhander (16:22:29): "no"
elan_einlhander (16:22:35): "WE HAVE A PEEP HOLE, CLOSE IT"
elan_einlhander (16:22:36): "NO@!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:22): Feel better?
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:58): ...
elan_einlhander (16:26:59): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:05): Lol. Good.
elan_einlhander (16:29:45): So what would you like to do tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:58): I was thinking of buying some chips and beans on the way over.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:03): And then just... lazing about.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:30:12): A sound plan...
elan_einlhander (16:30:14): *said it out loud*
elan_einlhander (16:30:17): *quoting Arthas*
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:30:29): He says that when you give him a destination, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:36:10): Well this is nifty.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:17): ?
elan_einlhander (16:36:29): Apparently Dave and I can play Warcraft 3 at the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:39): ...Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:36:55): I use the expansion disc, and he uses the Reign of Chaos disc.
elan_einlhander (16:37:03): But I can still play Reign of Chaos.
elan_einlhander (16:37:07): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:07): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:11): No, sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:13): Not awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:15): ...
elan_einlhander (16:37:17): Fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:24): *octarok*
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:28): AND your-
elan_einlhander (16:37:30): FROF
elan_einlhander (16:37:41): It's funny because
elan_einlhander (16:37:48): I know what it is
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:52): Doug does, too.
elan_einlhander (16:37:59): And quote me
elan_einlhander (16:38:00): FROF
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:04): Frof.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:05): Nice.
elan_einlhander (16:38:25): When yah gonna come by? I can get up as early as you wish.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:06): I don't want to make any strict promises, lol. 11 at latest, 9 at earliest.
elan_einlhander (16:39:22): A good margin for error.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:49): Lol. I'm gonna try and get up at 7:30... but I might end up in bed until later, lol. I'm gonna go to bed early tonight. I'm tahred.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:30): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:40:44): ...?
elan_einlhander (16:41:22): ...
elan_einlhander (16:41:26): *looks at you*
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:31): :D
elan_einlhander (16:41:51): *nods*
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:16): The kitten ones are the best, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:27): Sniper is the best of the kitten ones, though.
elan_einlhander (16:42:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:59): ~reviews it~
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:17): Rofl again.
elan_einlhander (16:45:31): Rofl all over da place.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:36): "Here be dragons."
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:37): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:46:25): Smelly people with big hats.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:46:41): YUROP
elan_einlhander (16:46:50): No TV or escalators.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:54): Frickin' commies.
elan_einlhander (16:47:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:15): Canada: Our friendly but backwards neighbours.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:49:34): Are you EXCITED about the upcomming election?@!
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:49): FUK NO
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:49:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:50:34): *has the That's My Bush theme song stuck in his head*
elan_einlhander (16:50:36): o_o
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:35): I don't even remember the That's My Bush theme song, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:50): It consists of a lot of repitions of "That's my Bush!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:52:09): "I can't believe he's finally in the White House! THAT'S OUR MAYNE!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:17): Lol. I remember that part.
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:28): John types like a retard, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:53:37): I think we established that.
elan_einlhander (16:53:40): *Laughs*
elan_einlhander (16:53:43): Er
elan_einlhander (16:53:45): *Laughs.*
elan_einlhander (16:53:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:53:47): I dunno
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:47): verencamerosa: GRRRR. I saw it! I gave YOU the link to the site, man!*FLIPS OUT and beats the livin' poop outta you*
elan_einlhander (16:53:58): poop
elan_einlhander (16:53:58): ..
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:54:35): block him, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:57:44): [CLAN] a Manifestation of Rage: '{}Calemos{} NO SCHOOL TOMOROW' (@#athabascor) clantalk |W-==Einlhander==- Tomorrow* [3] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Tomorrow*'
elan_einlhander (16:57:50): Irony at its best.
elan_einlhander (16:57:59): 'Cause it looks like someone still needs it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:06:43): Upinsmoke rrg: sup man ElanEinlhander: HEY BUDDY. Upinsmoke rrg: hows life ElanEinlhander: AWESOME.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:15): Sniper.jpg.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:08:23): -_-
elan_einlhander (17:08:34): I wonder if his girlfriend told him that I grabbed her titties.
elan_einlhander (17:08:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:46): ...
elan_einlhander (17:09:02): Funny story.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:17): I ought to prescribe you some literature.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:29): "What Not to do to a Mexican's Girlfriend."
elan_einlhander (17:09:30): About titties?
elan_einlhander (17:09:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:09:42): I know, he always tells me "Don't mess with a mexican's woman."
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:10:13): It was an accident.
elan_einlhander (17:10:17): A soft accidant.
elan_einlhander (17:10:19): ...
elan_einlhander (17:10:20): dent*
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:27): rofl
elan_einlhander (17:15:38): *sniff*
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:44): ?
elan_einlhander (17:16:00): Arlon switched to a new dagger.
elan_einlhander (17:16:09): He's been using the blade called "whisper" for months.
elan_einlhander (17:16:25): But his level is increasing, and must move on.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:29): Aw. He's growin' up.
elan_einlhander (17:16:36): He is.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:36): *oct*
elan_einlhander (17:16:53): Of course he is not sad, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:16:53): I am.
elan_einlhander (17:16:56): Funny how that works out.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:04): lol
elan_einlhander (17:17:11): '..farewell...' you say. 'Blade of whisper, you served me well...'
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:18): nerd
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:19): lol
elan_einlhander (17:17:30): [*]<1128hp 570sp 1013st> drop whisp You drop a blade called "whisper". [*]<1128hp 570sp 1013st> sac w The Powers give you 184 gold coins for your sacrifice. 
elan_einlhander (17:17:31): FUck you.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:40): nice sac, lol
elan_einlhander (17:17:45): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (17:18:10): On the flip side, he is annhialting everything now.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:25): ...What?
elan_einlhander (17:18:37): ...you know what I mean.
elan_einlhander (17:18:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:18:41): Hard word.
elan_einlhander (17:23:59): Jonothor@#athabascor: I hope they don't I won't have anything to do that day sin ce it's a different day than Canadian thanksgiving 
elan_einlhander (17:24:14): I wasn't aware Canada celebrated Thanksgiving.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:21): lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:35): Jockers.
elan_einlhander (17:25:04): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (17:27:52): How is school treating you.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:03): sleep
elan_einlhander (17:28:10): ...what?
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:10): Well if it isn't Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:02:53): What the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:07): What the fuck, man. What the fuck.
elan_einlhander (22:03:15): No seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:03:21): We were talking, I asked you how school was.
elan_einlhander (22:03:25): You said 'sleep'
elan_einlhander (22:03:31): And stopped responding altogether.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:01): Yeah. I got really dizzy all of a sudden and kinda passed out.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:30): I only woke up because I just got hungry, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:44): ...I repeat
elan_einlhander (22:04:46): What the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:29): I dunno, but I feel great. I'm gonna go back to sleep soon anyway, though, lol. I just need to eat something because my stomach is saying, and I quote: "PUT FOOD IN ME!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (22:05:45): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:54): That's a direct quote.
elan_einlhander (22:28:43): Arlon and Victoriana are leveling together.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:16): Lol. Why.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:21): ~notice no question mark~
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:28): Because I ran into her in town.
elan_einlhander (22:32:33): And needed a cleric.
elan_einlhander (22:32:42): She doesn't know it's my alt, of course.
elan_einlhander (22:32:52): So it's interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:54): You should seduce her, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:58): I should.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:03): That'd be so hilarious.
elan_einlhander (22:33:06): My opening statement.
elan_einlhander (22:33:22): sayto Victoriana You... you are Einlhander's woman... yes?
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:38): She knows it's you, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:47): Apparently not
elan_einlhander (22:33:50): Or she's a good actor.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:58): I wouldn't doubt that she's a good actress.
elan_einlhander (22:34:00): I mean Einlhander is IN her title.
elan_einlhander (22:34:07): The reason I can make that assumption.
elan_einlhander (22:34:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:31): Victoriana tells the formation 'what a smooth backstab you have!'
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:44): That's not funny Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:00): ~didn't even get it until now, really~
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:02): Yeah, that's not.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:14): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:46): I was like, "Victoriana complimenting Arlon, haha."
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:52): Doug: "That's not funny, Doug."
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:59): David: "Why wouldn't it be funny? Oh..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:58): WHAT?! Quote the TV in the other room: "A song by Mick Jagger and Jude Law about a philosopher who beats his wife."
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:06): "It contains the essence of optimism."
elan_einlhander (22:41:09): ...........
elan_einlhander (22:41:12): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:55): N-Lau...
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:59): Or... 'Nale'...
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:09): Or... 'Elan Einlhander'...
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:23): Fluent.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:37): Oh yeah, quote my dad this morning:
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:49): "School is on the horizon for you, David. It's only 8 months away..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:54): "Ten months away... Yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:01): "School is only ten miles away, David."
elan_einlhander (22:49:11): ....Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:20): Talking about college, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:27): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:39): "School is only ten miles away, David."
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:45): I was like, "Right, dad. Ten miles."
elan_einlhander (22:49:47): Went from 8 months to ten miles.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:12): Riddle me this, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:36): What's the point of compressing a file so that you can download it quicker, only if it takes frickin' 8 times as long to UNCOMPRESS it while you try and install the software.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:21): Good question.
elan_einlhander (22:52:12): Dan whistles.
elan_einlhander (22:52:13): Dave sings?
elan_einlhander (22:52:15): Apparently?
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:19): ...What?
elan_einlhander (22:52:28): He lays on my bed, playing his gameboy.
elan_einlhander (22:52:30): And just... sings.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:38): ...Lol. Nice one, Dave.
elan_einlhander (22:52:41): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:41): You sing your little heart out.
elan_einlhander (22:53:09): First it was real quiet, like humming.
elan_einlhander (22:53:11): Got louder and louder.
elan_einlhander (22:53:17): I was like "... way to sing."
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:54:56): Yahoo! buddy smiling so brightly now that you're back.
elan_einlhander (22:54:59): Rosey cheeks.
elan_einlhander (22:55:12): Rosy*
elan_einlhander (22:55:13): I guess
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:55:17): I mean if it's smoky and all that.
elan_einlhander (22:55:19): OH
elan_einlhander (22:55:21): Smokey Joes.
elan_einlhander (22:55:27): I read that sign on the way home.
elan_einlhander (22:55:33): And realized
elan_einlhander (22:55:36): It's wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:44): ...What?
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:33): I hovered over Yahoo! and I thought it said "Your First Messenger," lol. Some kid's program.
elan_einlhander (22:56:35): Smokey is not a word.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:39): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:41): Smoky.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:43): Smokey.
elan_einlhander (22:56:45): Right.
elan_einlhander (22:56:49): The latter doesn't exist.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:25): I want to get a big piece of cardboard or something.
elan_einlhander (22:57:37): And write in black marker SMOKY* JOES on it.
elan_einlhander (22:57:48): And put it on his window
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): This place on the way to my house is called "Shining Accessories."
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:49): And on their sign it says, "SHINNING ACCESSORIES."
elan_einlhander (22:59:03): -_-
elan_einlhander (22:59:10): How can people be so dense, lol
elan_einlhander (22:59:14): you see your shop everyday.
elan_einlhander (23:07:43): Shower time.
elan_einlhander (23:07:51): Gotta be clean for David tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:07:52): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:06): Damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:15): ?
elan_einlhander (23:33:24): Dave fell asleep on my bed. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:29): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:33:41): Guess I'm sleepin' on the sofa.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:41): Or you could KICK him.
elan_einlhander (23:34:57): Or
elan_einlhander (23:35:02): I could snatch his big sack of candy.
elan_einlhander (23:35:03): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:05): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:17): He brought over his Halloween candy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:24): ~has so much candy~
elan_einlhander (23:35:29): *again has none(*
elan_einlhander (23:35:31): none*
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:52): Poor Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:36:36): I want Dots.
elan_einlhander (23:36:38): Like last year
elan_einlhander (23:36:44): I bought six pounds of Dots.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:36:59): They'll pry go on sale again this year.
elan_einlhander (23:37:10): The week after Halloween candy goes like 80% off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:23): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:40:39): The maximum amount of experience you can get for a kill is 45,000.
elan_einlhander (23:40:52): [Mail]<1072hp 503sp 783st> bs k You stab a prehistoric kraken in the back with the chief thief's dagger. A prehistoric kraken is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing massive dam age. A prehistoric kraken begins attacking you! A prehistoric kraken screams in agony. [Mail]<1072hp 503sp 725st> AUCTION: Viegah has put a lavender robe up for auction. Minimum bid is 100 gp. A prehistoric kraken fails to hit you with its attack. A prehistoric kraken is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing heavy damag e. A prehistoric kraken is jabbed on the torso with your pierce causing intolerable damage. A prehistoric kraken has been slain! Your blood freezes as you hear a prehistoric kraken's death cry. You receive 45,000 experience points. A prehistoric kraken collapses lifeless
elan_einlhander (23:41:04): That's the battle from start to finish.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:20): Well.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:26): Guess you found out where to level.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:35): Elan leveled here for third class.
elan_einlhander (23:41:37): But
elan_einlhander (23:41:40): He didn't have backstab.
elan_einlhander (23:41:49): And people say backstab is useless.
elan_einlhander (23:48:23): Ah
elan_einlhander (23:48:26): Potato soup
elan_einlhander (23:48:30): Is so good
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:32): Potato soup for the soul?
elan_einlhander (23:48:39): Especially when I'm freezing to death.
elan_einlhander (23:48:49): ...which I am.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:33): ~nods~ Die, Doug, die.
elan_einlhander (23:49:45): I almost turned on the heat.
elan_einlhander (23:49:46): ALMOST
elan_einlhander (23:49:51): Because my brother was so cold, and I felt bad.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:41): Milk Duds are hell.
elan_einlhander (23:53:47): Miniature hell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:55): ...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (23:54:12): You've eaten Milk Duds, right?
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:15): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:19): ~loves Milk Duds~
elan_einlhander (23:56:22): I do too.
elan_einlhander (23:56:25): Or so I think.
elan_einlhander (23:56:31): I always go "Oh sweet, Milk Duds."
elan_einlhander (23:56:32): Eat one
elan_einlhander (23:56:36): In my teeth for the next hour.
elan_einlhander (23:56:41): They are a vile candy.
elan_einlhander (23:56:43): Delicious.
elan_einlhander (23:56:44): But vile.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:46): Lol. Yeah, that's the thing about Milk Duds.
elan_einlhander (23:56:49): Same with Dots.
elan_einlhander (23:57:03): David almost spazzed, lol
elan_einlhander (23:57:10): By the mere thought of disliking Milk Duds.

11-2-04


elan_einlhander (0:00:18): Fun item made for Halloween on MM.
elan_einlhander (0:00:25): Vampire's cape.
elan_einlhander (0:00:31): When you were it, you turn into a vampire bat.
elan_einlhander (0:00:40): wear*
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:07): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (0:02:28): Hollywood actor Beck Bristo.
elan_einlhander (0:02:30): I love this.
elan_einlhander (0:02:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:16): ~learning Java... sweet, sweet Java~
elan_einlhander (0:04:25): You KNOW Java.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:50): I know JavaSCRIPT... which is diluted Java to make it easier for novices. Not as powerful.
elan_einlhander (0:04:55): Ah.
elan_einlhander (0:05:00): My bad.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:04): I have MASTERED Javascript... so now I'm moving onto the big boy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:09): Java is like C++ shit, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:05:13): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:36): And I've been lucky. I've NEVER had anyone to teach me programming, but by mere LUCK alone I've always learned programming in the perfect sequential order, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:59): I learned basic, shitty HTML so that I could make my Chatalot posts look better. Then I learned HTML 4.0 to learn how to make websites. Then I learned XHTML to make cooler looking websites with styles... then I learned DHTML to make things happen when you click stuff and crap... which led to Javascript, which is enhanced DHTML. Now, I'm learning Java... and Java and Javascript have a lot in common, so I'm going pretty fast.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:13): And I can already tell how much more POWERFUL Java is, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:31): *jealous*
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:10): I should teach you how to program crap... but you don't really care to learn, lol. I'm always looking for someone to teach.
elan_einlhander (0:08:27): I would love to learn, but I simply don't have time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:54): People are always like, "I wanna learn how to program!" and I'm like, "I'LL TEACH YOU! Open Notepad." "...Uh... I don't really wanna learn badly enough to open notepad." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:09:18): I still have all of those notepad things, heh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:20): Sweet, sweet notepad. A programmer's best friend. You STILL use notepad, even in Java, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:09:29): Notepad is a G.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:39): Notepad is, like, made from programming, I swear. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:09:50): Which is why I was DISGUSTED when Eriana said she didn't have it.
elan_einlhander (0:09:56): Dee
elan_einlhander (0:09:58): sgusted.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:14): Oh yeah, she has a Mac, right? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:10:18): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:10:31): Disgusting David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:39): Macs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:10:53): Macs making me sick.
elan_einlhander (0:10:55): All the time.
elan_einlhander (0:12:01): I can't think of any time I have ever said "Gosh, I wish I had a Mac right now."
elan_einlhander (0:12:03): And really meant it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:46): I'm surprised our conventional messengers even work with Macs.
elan_einlhander (0:12:49): Being as gay as they are.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:13:01): MIM
elan_einlhander (0:13:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:13:10): Macintosh Instant Messenger.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:22): You just made that up, right? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:23): OH NO
elan_einlhander (0:13:25): BETTER YET
elan_einlhander (0:13:27): Someone goes
elan_einlhander (0:13:29): "You got AIM?"
elan_einlhander (0:13:32): Guy goes "Yeah."
elan_einlhander (0:13:38): "Sweet, I'll send you the pic"
elan_einlhander (0:13:43): Guy asked for screen name
elan_einlhander (0:13:47): Other guy gives.
elan_einlhander (0:14:00): "Yo it says you're not on aol."
elan_einlhander (0:14:08): "No no, I meant APPLE Instant Messenger."
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:14:15): And Doug just busts in and LAUGHS at him.
elan_einlhander (0:15:29): Apparently the Nintendo DS is coming out already.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:02): That's the new not-a-Gameboy Gameboy?
elan_einlhander (0:16:11): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:18:39): Sparkimus Prime, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:19:05): I love this episode.
elan_einlhander (0:19:26): "Sparkimus Prime, enter the fray."
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:22): WEBMONKEY!
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:27): THAT FUNKY MONKEY!
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:36:32): Shut up.
elan_einlhander (0:36:34): *snap*
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:41): *foam*
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:43): *die*
elan_einlhander (0:36:50): *verb*
elan_einlhander (0:37:17): Colwyn tells you 'i'm an excape artist'
elan_einlhander (0:37:26): A senior in high school, a 4.0 GPA.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:09): Zumi grunts like a pig. [SAFE]<2028hp 2573sp 1487st> 'Me zumi' Zumi says.
elan_einlhander (0:58:14): How cute.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:58:25): Even cute since it's a drown.
elan_einlhander (0:58:27): drow*
elan_einlhander (0:58:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:32): cuter*
elan_einlhander (0:58:32): Damn
elan_einlhander (1:00:35): Hm, don't really care for this episode of Case Closed.
elan_einlhander (1:00:39): Which is a shame.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): A damn shame.
elan_einlhander (1:00:54): Conan is Kidnapped.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:14): ~wonders if he can somehow get to Notepad quicker~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:28): Start, press up four times, enter.
elan_einlhander (1:04:44): I can't imagine it being any quicker.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:30): Java is cluttery, lol. Javascript is ALL contained in 'thisisascript.html.'
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:03): Java needs 'thisisaclass.java', 'thisisacompiledclass.class', and 'thisisaprogram.html'. It's ridiculous. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:16): I made a file called "Java" for all of my test programs, and it's already frickin' huge.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:10): Oh, I love Java already, lol. I can make a program that writes a .txt file, rather than having to print out on a webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:23): Aw, hell no! I just made a Java file that WRITES a webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:38): It's on now
elan_einlhander (21:38:36): Watch me magically make you un-idle.
elan_einlhander (21:38:50): Kikuichimonji!
elan_einlhander (22:57:58): :O
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:15): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:58:18): About time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:38): Mmm. I'm gonna go get something to drink.
elan_einlhander (23:00:45): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:22): Quickdraw Mcgraw,lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:21): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:04:23): Clint Eastwood.
elan_einlhander (23:05:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:22): The right of the people to play guitars will not be infringed, unless used to play Green Day's "Time of Your Life" over and over again.
elan_einlhander (23:08:38): What the hell
elan_einlhander (23:09:02): I love this.
elan_einlhander (23:09:10): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:10:37): Oh no, he kabonged Babalooey.
elan_einlhander (23:12:30): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:53): I was watching TV in the other room.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:03): And almost lost my cookies from that anti-drug commercial.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:18): "YOU KNOW WHY THIS GIRL HIT A JAY-WALKING OLD MAN IN THE PITCH BLACK OF THE NIGHT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:22): "W-wh-"
elan_einlhander (23:14:26): "WEED"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:26): "BECAUSE SHE WAS HIGH, DAMMIT!"
elan_einlhander (23:14:40): "You sure it's not because it was dark?"
elan_einlhander (23:14:54): fUK NO
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:58): I didn't even think that she was high, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:05): The ending of the commercial took me by surprise, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:15:32): ...What the
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:32): Deja vu.
elan_einlhander (23:15:36): It's on again, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:41): I know I'm not hallucinating.
elan_einlhander (23:15:42): ...
elan_einlhander (23:15:46): Let me check on that word
elan_einlhander (23:15:47): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:55): Hallucinating.
elan_einlhander (23:16:06): Or not.
elan_einlhander (23:16:09): *that good*
elan_einlhander (23:17:41): Hm, the house is full of smoke.
elan_einlhander (23:17:46): How strange.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:48): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (23:17:54): The smoke alarms are going off.
elan_einlhander (23:17:57): Even stranger.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:29): You should probably A:) look for a fire, B:) Get the fuxxorz out of there.
elan_einlhander (23:18:38): They stopped.
elan_einlhander (23:18:51): So I'm gonna C:) Continue killing krakens.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:14): Girl at work was completely flabbergasted because I told her that her feelings would never influence my decisions on what needed to be done.
elan_einlhander (23:28:18): New girl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:26): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:10): She was like "I heard you're really mean"
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:15): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:29:15): "You heard correct, I am a jerk"
elan_einlhander (23:29:18): "Why?"
elan_einlhander (23:29:25): "Because I don't care about your feelings"
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:28): Doug is so mean.
elan_einlhander (23:29:56): Her mouth hung open, and I went on "Your feelings mean nothing to me, I will say and do things regardless of how it will make you feel, only if it is something I feel needs to be done."
elan_einlhander (23:30:00): And her mouth kept hanging open
elan_einlhander (23:30:02): A perfect :O
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:11): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:17): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:33:03): Oh shit I forgot about the Daily show.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:10): :O
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:55): Kiss hand, shake baby.
elan_einlhander (23:42:03): "I want a report card of all of my child's online activities, I want to monitor my child's chat rooms."
elan_einlhander (23:42:06): Asking for new AOL features.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:23): And the last part "Without me having to do anything"
elan_einlhander (23:42:30): Lazy, lazy parent.
elan_einlhander (23:42:34): JUST WATCH YOUR KID
elan_einlhander (23:42:40): TEACH HIM RIGHT AND WRONG
elan_einlhander (23:42:41): JESUS
elan_einlhander (23:44:24): If Koree comes to school wearing a patchy black hoodie, I expect you to be a man and tell me David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:04): I doubt he will.
elan_einlhander (23:45:25): I doubted he would ever start hanging out with some weird group of people.
elan_einlhander (23:45:28): My how I WAS WRONG.
elan_einlhander (23:45:33): So don't rule it out.
elan_einlhander (23:46:08): That's what I'll call my "Panic Point"

11-3-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:24:59): Are they just playing Birdman on a loop?
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:07): Six hours.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:11): Or maybe I've lost my mind.
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:20): Six hour marathon.
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:23): Of that episode.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:51): Well, I just made a truly 1337 program... by programmers standards, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:00): Maybe it's gay by normal people standards... but whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:18): It makes it so that you can effortlessly make a cool... glowy... list, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:51:29): ...list?
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:33): A menu, if you will. I made a sweet program so that all you need to do is name a menu item and give it text, and then a menu is automatically generated with that text.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:39): And when you hover over menu items, they glow, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:52:48): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:57): I made it so that all you have to type is:
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:21): menuItem1= new MenuItem("menuItem1","This is a menu item."); menuItem2= new MenuItem("menuItem2","This is a second menu item."); menuItem3= new MenuItem("menuItem3","This is a third menu item.");
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:35): That automatically generates a list with those three items.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:45): And you could go on and on like that, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:53:54): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:23): Now I'm gonna see if I can add to it, so that you input a third variable... being a link, and it'll automatically make it so that when you click that item, it goes to the link.
Elan_Einlhander (0:56:51): I have decided to seduce Eden.
Elan_Einlhander (0:56:55): Arlon has, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:08): Nice.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:12): The goal being her hand in marriage.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:25): She has a house in every city, and millions upon millions of gold
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:30): Holy crap.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:32): A good way to start off an evil empire.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:33): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:46): I may enslave her clan as well.
Elan_Einlhander (0:59:18): So uh, who won the election?
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:04): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:37): Well, that was surprisingly easy, lol. Remember that thing I said about trying to make it so that you could click the menu items, and they'd bring you places? Well, it worked first try, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:00:48): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:15): sexxy girl (01:01 AM) : Hi David David (01:01 AM) : Ooooh, sexxy girl. Nice name, lol. What spyware do YOU have to give me? 
Elan_Einlhander (1:02:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:43): David (01:02 AM) : Want me to go look at your webcam? 
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:16): David (01:02 AM) : Pick up a nice juicy Trojan, perhaps? 
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:19): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:03:24): Delicious.
Elan_Einlhander (1:06:35): "This is an important election"
Elan_Einlhander (1:06:40): Doug: "When has it ever not been?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:44): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:06:48): "It determines the leader of our entire country?"
Elan_Einlhander (1:14:47): How cold is it in Doug's house?
Elan_Einlhander (1:15:52): Well, his glass of ICE has not melted, and has been sitting there for two hours.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:18): Lol. Nice.
Elan_Einlhander (1:28:38): Why is Al Sharpton always referred to as "Reverand Al Sharpton"?
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:56): ...No idea.
Elan_Einlhander (1:29:12): I'd be pleased to know why.
Elan_Einlhander (1:29:14): Hm.
Elan_Einlhander (15:40:13): I need some advice.
Elan_Einlhander (15:40:19): On computer parts.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:11): I don't know anything about computer parts, but shoot.
Elan_Einlhander (15:41:37): I'm seeing multiple Pentium 4 processors on Best Buy's site, and am curious how many GHz John's has.
Elan_Einlhander (15:41:57): There are ones with 2.4, 2.66, and 2.8 GHz
Elan_Einlhander (15:42:12): Each one more ridiculously expensive than the last.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:22): John says that he thinks his is 3.0
Elan_Einlhander (15:42:25): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:28): That's before you gave your numbers.
Elan_Einlhander (15:42:33): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:44): So, not like he just made it up, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:43:19): Well tell him I'd appreciate it if he checked.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:51): John said ok.
Elan_Einlhander (15:43:56): Yay.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:08): He's on it, and gonna contact you via Yahoo!.
Elan_Einlhander (15:44:16): Sweet.
Elan_Einlhander (15:44:40): Next, do you know what 'clock speed' is, in reference to graphics cards?
Elan_Einlhander (15:44:47): 'cause I sure don't.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:10): Nope... but the more, the better! Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:45:30): I would think so, so I can't get why this other card is more expensive.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:39): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:45:58): Has a AGP 8X interface, I guess that's what merits the forty extra dollars, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:08): lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:06): Doug was like, "How much could a new processor cost? All it does is make your computer go zoom! :D"
Elan_Einlhander (15:48:16): He was actually.
Elan_Einlhander (15:48:19): You made it sound cheap, lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:22): Doug walked in, "Hey! Show me to the processors! :D"
Elan_Einlhander (15:48:25): They're freakin' expensive.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:48:30): 200 dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:30): ~loves that emoticon`
Elan_Einlhander (15:48:58): Where would I find the information on my own processor and such?
Elan_Einlhander (15:49:03): In the computer.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:18): I have a vague idea, but lemme make sure.
Elan_Einlhander (15:49:32): I'm thinking control panel system.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:39): Same.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:07): For me, it's right on the General page in System.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:13): Front page, in other words.
Elan_Einlhander (15:50:35): All it has is the RAM.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:10): Then try:
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:34): System, Hardware, Device Manager, Processors.
Elan_Einlhander (15:52:04): Oho, you are an elite Teppoo once again.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:32): Mine is 1.2 GHz.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:33): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:52:44): Rofl, awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (15:52:48): Mine is 2.3.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:53): Good ol' celeron. Really? Nice.
Elan_Einlhander (15:53:12): PCI port?
Elan_Einlhander (15:53:35): Interface even.
Elan_Einlhander (15:53:38): Well, you know
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:00): ~no idea what you're talking about~
Elan_Einlhander (15:54:25): The port the processor goes in, it says.
Elan_Einlhander (15:54:31): I'm wondering if it's special, is all.
Elan_Einlhander (15:54:44): Interface slot type.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:09): Rofl. ~uninstalls his processor~ :D
Elan_Einlhander (15:55:19): Lol..
Elan_Einlhander (15:55:33): Okay, John has 2.4 GHz
Elan_Einlhander (15:55:39): Good ol' reliable John, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:44): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:55:58): So I just need a little higher than that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:00): Ask him if he experienced much slow down with WC3.
Elan_Einlhander (15:56:07): Oh, oops.
Elan_Einlhander (15:56:09): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:56:14): What's his name again?
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:25): John. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:28): Verencamerosa.
Elan_Einlhander (15:56:29): OH YES
Elan_Einlhander (15:56:30): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (15:57:40): He does if the screen gets filled.
Elan_Einlhander (15:57:44): Then I shall go even FURTHER BEYOND.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:03): Further beyond.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:19): Not just further.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:22): Not just beyond.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:25): Further beyond.
Elan_Einlhander (15:58:29): Further beyond.
Elan_Einlhander (15:59:07): Verencamerosa: *Laughs*
Elan_Einlhander (15:59:09): What a guy.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (15:59:24): Verencamerosa: *Grinz* Damn. You got my hopes up for a second, there.
Elan_Einlhander (15:59:26): Even better.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:55): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (16:00:40): Wow.
Elan_Einlhander (16:00:58): The only graphics cards on here are 128 DDR memory, mine is.... 64?
Elan_Einlhander (16:01:07): I feel like a lesser man all of a sudden.
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:04): Too bad that doesn't mean anything.
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:08): Are you afk or something?
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:20): About to take a nap.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:21): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:26): -_-
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:27): Why?
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:32): Just go to bed early.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:45): Because I didn't sleep last night and I'm tired as Hell. I thought I was gonna pass out at school, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (16:20:45): I slept 'till 3 and I feel like an idiot for it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:29): Good night, Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (23:03:34): Good night?
Elan_Einlhander (23:03:36): *wave*

11-4-04

elan_einlhander (21:03:19): Right here is why vegetarians are the dumbest people in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:28): ?
elan_einlhander (21:03:39): Chicken and dumplings.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:44): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:47): ~finally gets it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:52): Lol..
elan_einlhander (21:06:23): I don't even know what the heck dumplings are.
elan_einlhander (21:06:27): But they're damn good.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:45): This OJ however is chotto hen.
elan_einlhander (21:06:51): Foolishly got a bad brand again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:57): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:07:06): What's wrong?
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:22): I almost blew up last night, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:29): Why?
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:55): Not sure. My head was under such insane pressure. I thought I was gonna die, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:08:13): I fail to see how that makes you in ill spirits now though.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:42): Oh, I'm just recovering. My head still hurts... but I'm learning Java, lol. That's why I'm kinda distant.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:48): Java is fucking evil.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:50): FUCKING evil.
elan_einlhander (21:08:55): Very well.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:10): Say it, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:12): FUCKING evil.
elan_einlhander (21:09:22): Nah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:30): *oct*
elan_einlhander (21:17:49): Trying to explain to Colwyn how randomidity is impossible.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:58): Randomidity.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:10): Randomidity is impossible.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:28): It was thought up by weak minded simpletons who wanted to get off trying to explain certain things, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:44): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:19:03): Nothing, especially in computers, is random.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:12): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:19:48): *always says randomidity, for some reason*
elan_einlhander (21:19:52): *knows very well it's not a word*
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:57): It isn't? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:58): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:00): It looks like a word.
elan_einlhander (21:20:00): Randomness.
elan_einlhander (21:20:03): would be the right word.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:09): Randomness sucks randomidity.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:13): Hard.
elan_einlhander (21:20:15): That's what I say.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:15): Randomness.
elan_einlhander (21:20:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:20): Sounds ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (21:20:26): Agreed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:34): Randomness.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:44): Don't put an 'm' and 'n' next to eachother, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:46): I'll bet you're saying it out loud too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:48): ~writes thesis~
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:57): I would be if I was alone, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:01): Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:21:12): High five your dad for me.
elan_einlhander (21:21:13): Do it
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:19): He isn't here, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:22): Oh
elan_einlhander (21:21:22): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:21:29): Stab John in the neck for me then.
elan_einlhander (21:21:29): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:35): Ok.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:40): ~st~ Ok.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:03): ~st~ = ~stormy voice~
elan_einlhander (21:22:04): I have a ridiculous amount of pent up energy and nothing to spend it on.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:09): Run.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:14): Run so far away.
elan_einlhander (21:22:18): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:20): And Doug ran.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:24): He ran all night and day.
elan_einlhander (21:22:29): How about I run my foot up your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:30): Couldn't get away, though.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:41): How about you... stop... being so damn... mean.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:46): ~cracked himself up~
elan_einlhander (21:22:48): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:01): ~cracked John up by reading it aloud to him, too~
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:09): ~doesn't know why he finds that so funny~
elan_einlhander (21:23:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:45): Rofl, he sent me an IM.
elan_einlhander (21:24:02): "Yeah why don't you?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:24:07): God, I hate that
elan_einlhander (21:24:09): *Laughs*
elan_einlhander (21:24:10): Faggot
elan_einlhander (21:24:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:24:12): *so harsh*
elan_einlhander (21:24:22): L
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:22): So awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:24:23): O
elan_einlhander (21:24:23): L
elan_einlhander (21:24:27): It's so easy to use
elan_einlhander (21:24:30): No wonder it's number one.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:33): It is. And awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:26:55): Why is Tropicana the only Orange Juice worth the ridiculous amounts of money I spend on it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:04): Lol. No idea.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:08): Teen Girl Squad is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:31): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:34): THE JOKER?!
elan_einlhander (22:34:00): This is too funny.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:48): The Joker.
elan_einlhander (22:34:56): Fuck the Joker, Mitch Headburg.
elan_einlhander (22:34:58): berg*
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:00): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:15): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:32): Just stupid Shorties Watchin' Shorties.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:43): ~was hoping for Mitch Hedburg stand-up~
elan_einlhander (22:36:08): It wasn't part of his stand-up
elan_einlhander (22:36:14): Unless I totally forgot a Subway skit.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:20): Subway, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:45): Ducks eat for free.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:09): Lol. Get hype, Mitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:24): Peace, for now.
elan_einlhander (22:40:35): See yah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:47): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:48): OH YEAH!!!
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:52): OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (22:58:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:58:05): Jug of juice.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:02): "What's up, wiiaaatch!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:06): Oh God, I gotta watch that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:07:58): Lol, love Lewis Black.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:49): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:53): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:02): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:03): YES
elan_einlhander (23:14:32): I missed that.
elan_einlhander (23:15:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:47): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:16:43): Why is handjob censored.
elan_einlhander (23:16:58): hand-job*
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:38): Grand Theft Auto games always have terrible graphics? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:49): In comparison to some PS2 games, I mean. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:19:13): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:25): And no one notices?
elan_einlhander (23:20:27): Nope
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:28): Poor guy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:27): Democracy works against us, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:37): Only as it's used now.
elan_einlhander (23:26:55): I'm glad Kerry didn't win now.
elan_einlhander (23:26:58): seeing how he handled that.
elan_einlhander (23:27:03): "Oh fuck that, peace out guys"
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:29): You mean his speech of forfeit? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:33): Doug's interpretation of the election
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:33): I didn't get to see it.
elan_einlhander (23:27:34): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:27:38): He quit, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:40): After all that
elan_einlhander (23:27:41): He quit
elan_einlhander (23:27:46): I don't want that in a leader.
elan_einlhander (23:27:52): Whether or not he most likely would hve lost
elan_einlhander (23:27:57): Should have seen it through to the end.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:42): I agreeEEeeEE.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:59): Mmm...
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:02): Oh no.
elan_einlhander (23:29:04): EEeeEE
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:05): Microwave pizza.
elan_einlhander (23:29:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:29:12): "Oh screw that"
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:15): ~needs Microwave pizza right now~
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:18): ~RIGHT NOW~
elan_einlhander (23:29:20): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:29:25): I get visited by a lot of faeries
elan_einlhander (23:29:32): And now we can add the soup faerie to that list.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:58): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:29:58): Soup appeared on my kitchen table.
elan_einlhander (23:30:00): Two cans.
elan_einlhander (23:30:05): I was out of food.
elan_einlhander (23:30:06): And I woke up
elan_einlhander (23:30:09): And found soup on the table.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:11): Get hype, soup faeries.
elan_einlhander (23:30:14): I didn't know where it came from.
elan_einlhander (23:30:23): I was like ".... *looks around*..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:32): Getting canceled?
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:37): *oct*
elan_einlhander (23:31:38): What is?
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:47): Tough Crowd.
elan_einlhander (23:31:53): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:02): RPFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:19): "Shut up you whore!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:32): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:36:57): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:20): "Oprah? Gandi? Santa? Arafat?"
elan_einlhander (23:37:31): "If a duck grabbed a loaf of bread in its bill and walked out the door. I would let it go."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:38:29): I hate this song.
elan_einlhander (23:38:37): Because this commercial has been on 20 times in the past hour.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:44): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:41:55): Rofll
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:45:52): The pilot light is out.
elan_einlhander (23:45:53): I gues.
elan_einlhander (23:45:56): guess*
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:03): Yeah... You should go light it.
elan_einlhander (23:46:10): I don't know how.
elan_einlhander (23:46:16): Or even where the damn thing is.
elan_einlhander (23:46:18): or what it is
elan_einlhander (23:46:24): Wtf is a pilot light.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:28): ...Well,go call someone that knows how... lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:30): Is it like a bunsun burner.
elan_einlhander (23:46:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:33): A torch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:40): The pilot light is the gas fire that lights up our cold empty hearts.
elan_einlhander (23:47:49): Meh.
elan_einlhander (23:47:54): I assume it's out.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:04): Because the heater won't work?
elan_einlhander (23:48:20): I don't know if it's not working
elan_einlhander (23:48:22): It's cold as hell
elan_einlhander (23:48:22): And
elan_einlhander (23:48:27): There's this little picture of a flame.
elan_einlhander (23:48:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:48:32): On the display.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:33): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:34): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:36): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:48:36): That wasn't there beforr.
elan_einlhander (23:48:39): before*
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:46): You and your high tech heater.
elan_einlhander (23:48:57): If by high-tech you mean digital.
elan_einlhander (23:49:20): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:52:51): STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAl
elan_einlhander (23:52:56): JESUS TAP-DANCING H CHRIST.

11-5-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:08:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:08:26): ?
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:33): Batman, or a football coach.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:34): Sealab.
elan_einlhander (0:08:41): Oh.
elan_einlhander (1:30:22): Get your ass back to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:29): Hey... Shut the fuck up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:33): Hey, fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:53): Good times right there.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:17): Good times, good times.
elan_einlhander (1:31:31): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:02): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:32:10): What?
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:23): Un stab un inflatable globe!!
elan_einlhander (1:32:33): What the fuxxor are you talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:36): Lupin.
elan_einlhander (1:33:10): Oh
elan_einlhander (1:33:21): *listening to an extremely uplifting song*
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:28): Nice, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:33:36): There's not much reason for it to be
elan_einlhander (1:33:39): Terrible lyrics
elan_einlhander (1:33:44): Yet it made me feel real good.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:49): Yay?
elan_einlhander (1:33:55): Very.
elan_einlhander (1:33:58): And to make it better
elan_einlhander (1:34:00): It's CT
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:03): Hip hop hooray?
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:09): CT with lyrics?
elan_einlhander (1:34:11): Yes, lol
elan_einlhander (1:34:15): VGmix.com
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:18): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:22): Scary.
elan_einlhander (1:34:31): If i could go back in time, I'd be the neetest guy you ever met I'd buy a whole new wardrobe for 50 cents. I'd be a rich man; I'd invest in microsoft, or compaq I'd never miss a deadline, I'd always get straight A's I'd never miss my favorite shows.. I'd never be late for work, or anything I could live each moment again and again and again If i could go back in time, I'd hold you in my arms for evermore; I'd fall in love with you all over again. If I could see your eyes, when the world was new, and beautiful I could show you all the things i never said-- but I cant go back, I cant see you again No I cant erase the past, so I will live without you I dont know when I would go to, to try to talk to you; To try to talk you out of things; to talk me into things I
elan_einlhander (1:34:50): Microsoft or compaq
elan_einlhander (1:34:52): What the hell
elan_einlhander (1:34:52): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:35:00): It was just the voice
elan_einlhander (1:35:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:35:04): Found it inspiring.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:16): Microsoft or Compaq.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:18): That's... disgusting.
elan_einlhander (1:35:21): It is.
elan_einlhander (1:35:23): So like I said
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): go figure.
elan_einlhander (1:35:28): But seriously, fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:43): No, let me be serious for a second.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:45): Fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:54): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:36:06): good one David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:10): Thanks, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:27): This guy has a good voice, he needs a writer.
elan_einlhander (1:36:36): He's got a good rythm going, just needs GOOD LYRICS
elan_einlhander (1:36:38): And he'd be set.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:56): He needs a good kick in his lyrics bone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:07): Which is, luckily for me, in the assular area.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:25): So, in my case, giving him a tune up won't be very difficult.
elan_einlhander (1:37:39): And David is just the man for the job.
elan_einlhander (1:38:28): You should run away from school tomorrow and spend the day with me, running away.
elan_einlhander (1:38:35): *has the day off*
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:42): I was actually thinking of that, lol. But not spending it with YOU.
elan_einlhander (1:38:49): What?@!
elan_einlhander (1:38:53): WHO BETTER TO SPEND IT WITh
elan_einlhander (1:38:54): SERIOUSLY
elan_einlhander (1:39:00): You're fucking pussy?!@
elan_einlhander (1:39:03): Your*
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:10): I was thinking of biking away to the woods tomorrow before the rest of my family wakes up, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:14): Huh, pussy David?
elan_einlhander (1:39:17): Can't handle Doug?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:22): So they'd get up and be like, "WTF OMFG WHERES DAVID"
elan_einlhander (1:39:31): or you could just leave a note, lol
elan_einlhander (1:39:35): "I'm not kidnapped, chill"
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:39:49): It's actually too damn cold for the woods.
elan_einlhander (1:39:55): Don't need you getting sick again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:01): Been kinda raining off and on.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:06): Doug, I don't get sick.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:07): I
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:08): am
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:08): the
elan_einlhander (1:40:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:09): Omega
elan_einlhander (1:40:10): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:10): Man.
elan_einlhander (1:40:48): I'm still waiitng for the day when you rip loose and show up at my door at like dawn.
elan_einlhander (1:40:57): And you stop being a baby about it.
elan_einlhander (1:40:59): Baby David.
elan_einlhander (1:41:00): whaaaaaaaaa
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:41:06): Jesus I'm a jerk.
elan_einlhander (1:41:18): I should be encouraging David to do the right thing.
elan_einlhander (1:41:26): Not pointing out his obvious wussiness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:29): Doug, why don't YOU... quit being so damn... mean.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:53): Why don't YOU... suck my ass... hole.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:01): AUTO ZONE.
elan_einlhander (1:42:02): I think the choice is obvious.
elan_einlhander (1:42:05): YAH WANT IT
elan_einlhander (1:42:06): YAH NEED IT
elan_einlhander (1:42:07): JUST ASK
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:42:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:42:13): Such a bad lyric
elan_einlhander (1:42:19): "Just ask us, we'll get it"
elan_einlhander (1:42:23): Like they're dragging on.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:29): Have you seen that Meridian Plumbing commercial? Lol. It's hilarious.
elan_einlhander (1:42:35): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:38): Whoa...
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:42): Nice graphics.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:48): ~goes out and buys an N-gage~
elan_einlhander (1:42:51): .......
elan_einlhander (1:42:52): HAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (1:42:56): N-gage is such a crock.
elan_einlhander (1:42:57): Seriously
elan_einlhander (1:43:02): Stupidest idea ever, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:09): Who even makes N-gage? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:11): It's weaker than a GBA.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:11): Nokia?
elan_einlhander (1:43:13): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:43:23): You have to unscrew it to change games, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:31): Unscrew it, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:31): At least with the older model, I dunno if they fixed that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:57): Ghost in the Shell.
elan_einlhander (1:44:28): Rofl
elan_einlhander (1:44:34): If you fail I expect you to shoot each other.
elan_einlhander (1:44:45): This site is actually quite nice.
elan_einlhander (1:44:53): There's this huge list I just pan through
elan_einlhander (1:44:57): And click songs from games I like.
elan_einlhander (1:45:08): So I have like infinite music to listen to, and it's all pretty good.
elan_einlhander (1:45:27): Since I have a keen sense for what's good and all
elan_einlhander (1:45:27): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:33): Well, congratufuckinglations.
elan_einlhander (1:45:49): Yeah well thanks a dickbunch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:29): What is it with the Germans and ninjas.
elan_einlhander (1:46:43): That's a scary combo.
elan_einlhander (1:46:48): German Ninjas.
elan_einlhander (1:46:57): Germans are scary as is.
elan_einlhander (1:47:00): And ninjas are... yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:11): Ninjas = bad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:22): Ninja with gun = bad ass.
elan_einlhander (1:47:29): Rofl, good times, good memories, good quotes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:55): He thrives on chaos.
elan_einlhander (1:47:57): I bought fifty five dollars worth of food today.
elan_einlhander (1:48:01): Good day.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:04): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (1:48:08): I got lots of salad, and it's so good
elan_einlhander (1:48:12): I can't stop eating it
elan_einlhander (1:48:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:19): But it will inevitably be eaten by everyone BUT Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:48:27): .....Damn
elan_einlhander (1:48:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:49:08): And I bought a tin of hot cocoa
elan_einlhander (1:49:13): "Marshmallow lovers"
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:14): A tin.
elan_einlhander (1:49:21): As though there was someone who didn't love marshmallows
elan_einlhander (1:49:22): Yeha
elan_einlhander (1:49:25): Like a coffee tin
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:56): Nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah-nah!
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:15): Gettin' jiggy wit it' I'M ABOUT TO BREAK. Everything you say to me sends me one step closer to the
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:15): Nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah-nah!
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:28): Where does gettin' jiggy wit it' come in, lol
elan_einlhander (1:51:38): Retard.
elan_einlhander (1:51:42): *points*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:42): Fucktard, actually.
elan_einlhander (1:51:56): Now see that's a compound word for a fucking retard.
elan_einlhander (1:52:01): Hence, fucktard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:39): ~sings along~
elan_einlhander (1:52:40): Usually a noun, but I'll bet Doug could make it a verb.
elan_einlhander (1:52:48): "I Fucktard your mom"
elan_einlhander (1:52:49): See
elan_einlhander (1:52:50): He did it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:55): Congrats.
elan_einlhander (1:52:57): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (1:52:59): He is pleased.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:09): A pleasure to please Him.
elan_einlhander (1:53:44): *spooning cocoa mix into the mug*
elan_einlhander (1:53:48): *takes out a spoonful&
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:48): My life for azdun.
elan_einlhander (1:53:51): *.....*
elan_einlhander (1:53:55): *eats it*
elan_einlhander (1:53:56): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:19): Doug, shopping with his mom.
elan_einlhander (1:54:24): Been clocked out for like half an hour.
elan_einlhander (1:54:28): Hears over the P.A
elan_einlhander (1:54:33): "Doug Allen, 450."
elan_einlhander (1:54:36): .....
elan_einlhander (1:54:43): *picks up a phone*
elan_einlhander (1:54:49): *4-5-0*
elan_einlhander (1:54:53): *ring, ring, ring*
elan_einlhander (1:55:02): "Service, Shpreasa"
elan_einlhander (1:55:04): "What?"
elan_einlhander (1:55:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:09): ...Shpreasa?
elan_einlhander (1:55:09): "Where are you?"
elan_einlhander (1:55:14): Yeah, shut the fuck up
elan_einlhander (1:55:19): Let me TELL THE GOD DAMN STORY
elan_einlhander (1:55:29): "I'm in front of the milk"
elan_einlhander (1:55:35): "Lane 15 needs you"
elan_einlhander (1:55:44): "...screw lane 15, I left half an hour ago?"
elan_einlhander (1:55:51): "Oh, okay, nevermind"
elan_einlhander (1:55:52): *click*
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:02): Yes, her name is Shpreasa.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:18): Shpreasa.
elan_einlhander (1:56:23): Shpreasa Zeka.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:32): Shpreasa Zeka. ~in love~
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:39): She's a stinky Bosnian, lol
elan_einlhander (1:56:42): Literally
elan_einlhander (1:56:48): Doesn't use deoderant.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:49): How old is she?
elan_einlhander (1:56:55): Because her fiance won't let her
elan_einlhander (1:56:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:00): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (1:57:03): She's like 27-30
elan_einlhander (1:57:07): Cultural thing
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:09): Her fiance won't let her use deodorant?
elan_einlhander (1:57:12): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:57:17): He wants his woman natural.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:38): What's unnatural about deodorant? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:42): Won't let her shave either.
elan_einlhander (1:57:45): Because hairy women rock.
elan_einlhander (1:57:55): Doug loves bushy, stinky, armpits.
elan_einlhander (1:57:59): Really rocks my forte.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:10): lOL.
elan_einlhander (1:58:19): I'm gonna start saying that!
elan_einlhander (1:58:23): That's a good catch-phrase.
elan_einlhander (1:58:27): "Well that rocks my forte"
elan_einlhander (1:58:32): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:58:36): You can't use it.
elan_einlhander (1:58:39): My trend.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:42): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:51): Well, you know what that means.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:00): <^>( ^_^ )<^>
elan_einlhander (1:59:02): You'll start saying "That rocks my stacatto"
elan_einlhander (1:59:05): Or a double-deuce
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:13): Happy double-deuce.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:16): <^>( ^_^ )<^>
elan_einlhander (1:59:19): Happy double-deuce.
elan_einlhander (1:59:29): As opposed to the furious double-deuce.
elan_einlhander (1:59:42): <^>(>o<)<^>
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:46): <^>( >o< )<^>
elan_einlhander (1:59:51): Yours is fat.
elan_einlhander (1:59:52): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:55): Lol. Fuck you.
elan_einlhander (2:00:00): Chubby furious double-deuce
elan_einlhander (2:00:01): No no no
elan_einlhander (2:00:05): Fuck YOU
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:06): The doctor told my mom that she's fat, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:10): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:00:12): What the hell.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:25): Oh yeah, she told you that story, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:30): I was there, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:30): You spend too much time around my family.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:32): Die.
elan_einlhander (2:00:33): I do.
elan_einlhander (2:00:47): Even your extended family ends up familiar with me
elan_einlhander (2:00:51): Next Hernandez gathering
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:54): Lol. My grandma.
elan_einlhander (2:00:55): "So how's that Doug child?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:59): So worried about Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:05): My old Mexican grandma.
elan_einlhander (2:01:06): "Oh he's good, malnourished, cold, unclothed"
elan_einlhander (2:01:15): She should make and send me tacos.
elan_einlhander (2:01:19): That would rock my forte.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:01:27): SEE
elan_einlhander (2:01:28): IT FLOWS
elan_einlhander (2:01:44): Finally I get to spend this abundant energy.
elan_einlhander (2:01:50): Thanks to David suddenly turning hyper on me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:51): Time to use my ultimate channel-changing power.
elan_einlhander (2:01:53): *head-buts*
elan_einlhander (2:01:56): butts*
elan_einlhander (2:02:03): Meh, Insomnica.
elan_einlhander (2:02:05): Nothing to watch.
elan_einlhander (2:02:16): No interest in MM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:19): NO VIDEOS ON VH1!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:25): WHAAAAT?
elan_einlhander (2:02:26): Videos suck, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:27): Evil...
elan_einlhander (2:02:29): So who cares.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:37): Videos on BET, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:39): Music has declined too much for my blood.
elan_einlhander (2:02:52): My blood is rich with classic rock.
elan_einlhander (2:02:58): I need an infusion of Aerosmith.
elan_einlhander (2:03:00): Stat.
elan_einlhander (2:03:15): I'd even settle for the Beetles at this rate, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:15): Download "Jaded" somewhere, lol. That's a good song.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:29): Channel 41.
elan_einlhander (2:03:45): Uhhhh
elan_einlhander (2:03:52): What fun crafta.
elan_einlhander (2:03:55): ctaft
elan_einlhander (2:03:57): CRAFTS
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:33): They're so high.
elan_einlhander (2:04:44): I wanna watch Back to the Future.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:07:24): Woah
elan_einlhander (2:07:25): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:01): He didn't land it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:04): Fuck all ya'll.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:22): Wagt tge gecj un thgis whow
elan_einlhander (2:08:23): Er
elan_einlhander (2:08:28): What the heck is this show.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:36): Monster... vehicles.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:37): ...Doug
elan_einlhander (2:08:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:38): ~guessing~
elan_einlhander (2:08:56): Quote Doug: elan_einlhander: Wagt tge gecj un thgis whow
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:02): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:09:34): New LSD tylenol.
elan_einlhander (2:09:37): Your kids will love it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:09:46): It tastes great, it's easy to eat.
elan_einlhander (2:10:06): That right there is why pills taste like horse shit.
elan_einlhander (2:10:10): So kids won't eat them, lol
elan_einlhander (2:10:13): My brothers and I
elan_einlhander (2:10:18): Mass-consuming vitamins and pills.
elan_einlhander (2:10:24): Because they were flavoured good.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:27): Lol. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:37): That's why they have those twist caps.
elan_einlhander (2:10:40): Vomiting up three ounces of FLinstone vitamins, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:43): On, like, flinstones kids vita-
elan_einlhander (2:10:46): No those caps are just to piss folks off.
elan_einlhander (2:10:59): I was a smart child.
elan_einlhander (2:11:00): Sort of
elan_einlhander (2:11:00): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:11:03): I could read the cap
elan_einlhander (2:11:07): Push and twist
elan_einlhander (2:11:09): Bam, cap off
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:11:26): What the hell..
elan_einlhander (2:11:30): Wow.
elan_einlhander (2:11:32): Road tips.
elan_einlhander (2:11:34): Thanks.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:37): Yay! Street smarts on... some channel.
elan_einlhander (2:11:38): I needed that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:40): 11.
elan_einlhander (2:11:47): I hate Street Smarts.
elan_einlhander (2:11:48): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:52): WHAT?
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:59): Are you, like. RETARD- ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:12:03): It just reminds me how dense people are.
elan_einlhander (2:12:11): Like the guy who said there were 40 states.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:18): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:12:38): MONSTER NATION
elan_einlhander (2:12:42): *sings it to heavy metal*
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:12:56): It's so cold my sperm is frozen.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:02): Nice.
elan_einlhander (2:13:05): Very.
elan_einlhander (2:13:17): Doug is falling for yet another girl at work.
elan_einlhander (2:13:22): But this time, it's a good one, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:25): So it's even more dangerous.
elan_einlhander (2:13:31): Gonna have to kill her.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:34): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:25): My dad is going to be insanely drunk, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:14:32): What??
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:38): He should be home by now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:47): He should've been home about two and a half hours ago.
elan_einlhander (2:14:51): Oh, rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:14:56): Hope he doesn't see you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:58): He usually comes home drunk around 1:45, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:01): And try and talk.
elan_einlhander (2:15:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:05): He will, trust me.
elan_einlhander (2:15:07): Like my mom, two years ago.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:10): I should go sleep in his bed.
elan_einlhander (2:15:19): Doug: "Mom is usually stumbling in drunk by now"
elan_einlhander (2:15:28): How sad our parents end up like tha.t
elan_einlhander (2:15:30): that*
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:35): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:15:40): David's dad is clueless though.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:40): ~goes and kills himself~
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:47): x_x
elan_einlhander (2:15:48): You'd confront him and he'd be like "Well David mah boy"
elan_einlhander (2:16:13): My mom would be like "I'm forty two years old, don't tell me what to do, I don't need to explain myself to a kid":
elan_einlhander (2:16:14): Good times
elan_einlhander (2:16:16): Bad parents.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:23): David vs Dada:
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:24): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:25): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:26): ...!!
elan_einlhander (2:16:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:16:30): Go on..
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:30): !!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:09): David, the junior: "Dad, how is it that you don't have enough money to repair your heater, but you do have enough money to go out and party every other night?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:21): David, the senior: "Now, Daaavid... DAAAVID..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:28): David, the junior: "...Yes?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:40): David, the senior: "Daaaaaaaavid!"
elan_einlhander (2:17:47): *cracking up, can hear it*
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:47): David, the junior: "WHAT?!"
elan_einlhander (2:17:59): "I gotta get to bed!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:10): David, the senior: "Don't get an attitude with me young ma- Come on, gimme a hug."
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:19): David, the junior: "...Wh-what-"
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:31): David, the senior: "Come over here young man, that's an order!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:44): David, the junior, getting hugged: "I don't... understand?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:04): David, the senior: "Now, remember when I bought you guys that PS2?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:15): David, the junior: "...Yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:32): David, the senior: "Now, sometimes you have to spend money to have some fun."
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:54): David, the junior: "...No, dad. You shouldn't have bought that PS2 in the first place. We need to spend our money on better things."
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:08): David, the senior: "What, you're saying that you'd be happier if you didn't have the PS2?!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:22): David, the junior: "I'm saying that we should be more responsi-"
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:34): David, the senior: "David-David-Daaaaaavid."
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:40): David, the junior: "..."
elan_einlhander (2:20:44): *laughs each time*
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:48): David, the senior: "Daaaaaaaavid."
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:51): David, the junior: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:08): David, the senior: "Gimme a hug. Come on! You're not too macho to give your dad a hug."
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:17): David, the junior, hugged again.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:34): David, the senior: "I'm going to bed. Good night, son."
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:47): David, the junior: "Good night?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:03): David, the senior: "You can be a little attitude sometimes, but I love you anyway."
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:07): *door closes*
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:13): David, the junior: "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:22:19): Left standing alone in the dark.
elan_einlhander (2:22:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:22:24): Mouth slightly ajar.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:27): With cereal ALL over his floor.
elan_einlhander (2:22:31): Eyebrow up
elan_einlhander (2:22:35): With cereal all over the floor.
elan_einlhander (2:22:48): Doug and his mom, lol
elan_einlhander (2:23:11): "Shouldn't you be paying the bills and fxing crap with that money you spend drinking all night?"
elan_einlhander (2:23:31): "Oh, so I can't go out huh? I can't go out once every now and then for myself? I can't do anything for ME?"
elan_einlhander (2:23:43): Doug: ".... there's no way I can respond to that."
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:23:54): Doug uuuuuuuuuusuaully ends up flabbergasted.
elan_einlhander (2:24:03): And there's a long dramatic pause
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:08): At his mother's stupidity.
elan_einlhander (2:24:10): And I get the choice of saying
elan_einlhander (2:24:17): "You're an idiot, oh my god"
elan_einlhander (2:24:18): Or
elan_einlhander (2:24:21): "That doesn't make sense"
elan_einlhander (2:24:23): Or
elan_einlhander (2:24:29): "Okay mom, you're a genius"
elan_einlhander (2:24:32): Only options.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:40): How about,
elan_einlhander (2:24:53): "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU."
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:59): "Oh, who am I to question your judgement, mother?! A fool I have been! Oh, a fool!"
elan_einlhander (2:25:06): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:25:08): I SAY STUFF LIKE THT
elan_einlhander (2:25:10): THAT*
elan_einlhander (2:25:12): But more to Dan
elan_einlhander (2:25:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:25:21): Even today
elan_einlhander (2:25:45): "MY GOD DAN, you are so right, I am a FOOL, these seventeen years have been a total sham, a SHAM."
elan_einlhander (2:25:52): said that when he got home from school.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:25:56): Ended up hitting him
elan_einlhander (2:26:00): Felt bad about it
elan_einlhander (2:26:01): :\
elan_einlhander (2:26:04): I apologized though
elan_einlhander (2:26:09): But he was snotty about it
elan_einlhander (2:27:01): Lol, my mom's strange misconception of what can be constituded as my brothers and I's business.
elan_einlhander (2:27:09): Talking about Rebecca using her, and moving in like that.
elan_einlhander (2:27:16): She's like "That's none of your business"
elan_einlhander (2:27:22): Dan and Dave: "We live with her!"
elan_einlhander (2:27:26): "THAT'S OUR BUSINESS"
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:31): Mom "No it isn't"
elan_einlhander (2:27:43): Doug: "No actually it is, and it's mine, she just WALKS IN THE HOUSE"
elan_einlhander (2:28:00): I almost killed her, walking in when I had NOTHING but a t-shirt on
elan_einlhander (2:28:04): DIVING into the bathroom.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:15): I should have came out from around the corner.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:22): And then JUMPED back.
elan_einlhander (2:28:24): And stabbed her in the throat.
elan_einlhander (2:28:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:28:25): OH
elan_einlhander (2:28:27): HAHA
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:28): And said, "OH MY GOD UGLY WHORE."
elan_einlhander (2:28:28): That.
elan_einlhander (2:28:33): No no
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:35): And then ran out the back door.
elan_einlhander (2:28:37): Shoulda made creepy noises.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:28:43): And went "WhooOOooooore"
elan_einlhander (2:29:28): She's apparently completely moved in now, brought over all of her stuff.
elan_einlhander (2:29:36): The solution is obvious
elan_einlhander (2:29:41): Just no one will do it.
elan_einlhander (2:29:53): Mom, six words
elan_einlhander (2:29:59): "Rebecca, get out of my house"
elan_einlhander (2:30:00): Easy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:06): TRofl. I was close.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:12): "Get out of my fucking house."
elan_einlhander (2:30:13): She can live with her father, or go back to her trailer.
elan_einlhander (2:30:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:30:31): She always brags about how great she was at Wal-Mart.
elan_einlhander (2:30:36): So great in fact that they fired her.
elan_einlhander (2:30:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:30:41): For not showing up
elan_einlhander (2:30:44): She just stopped goin
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:45): Fired by Wal-Mart.
elan_einlhander (2:30:48): Such a responsible adult.
elan_einlhander (2:30:51): I'm so proud.
elan_einlhander (2:30:55): I wish I were that good.
elan_einlhander (2:31:07): And now, the guy in England.
elan_einlhander (2:31:15): Wants to go there, with no job, no extra money.
elan_einlhander (2:31:24): Such a great gal. <3
elan_einlhander (2:31:37): She just started listening to Brittish music 24/7, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:31:43): It makes them closer.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:47): Of course.
elan_einlhander (2:31:51): I
elan_einlhander (2:31:52): Hate
elan_einlhander (2:31:53): women
elan_einlhander (2:32:09): I should talk to that guy
elan_einlhander (2:32:12): .................oh my god
elan_einlhander (2:32:13): I should
elan_einlhander (2:32:14): DAVID
elan_einlhander (2:32:16): I AM GONNA
elan_einlhander (2:32:29): I'll hire Dave to get his screen name.
elan_einlhander (2:32:33): And be like "Yo Britty"
elan_einlhander (2:32:49): Britty obviously being what people in England like to be called.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:59): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:30): ~switching through channels~
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:35): ~spanking new video on MTV~
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:43): ~scrawny white guy in a hoody, singing slow and quiet~
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:50): "And it was so... hard... not to cry..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:56): ~vomits all over the damn place~
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:03): *gets the mop*
elan_einlhander (2:35:34): Holy shit
elan_einlhander (2:35:37): I'm 17 years old.
elan_einlhander (2:35:45): I'm gonna be 18 this season.
elan_einlhander (2:35:48): Jesus Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:57): Way to be a big kid.
elan_einlhander (2:35:59): I hope I don't get kicked out, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:03): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (2:36:03): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:04): Now let'sgo scare little children.
elan_einlhander (2:36:16): I've been catching wind of this house being sold.
elan_einlhander (2:36:21): Everyone is saying it.
elan_einlhander (2:36:25): I'm worried.
elan_einlhander (2:36:29): I need to buy this house.
elan_einlhander (2:36:34): I have to figure something out.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:35): Who's going to buy it.
elan_einlhander (2:36:38): Beats me.
elan_einlhander (2:36:42): Maybe she'll give it to me.
elan_einlhander (2:36:43): ....
elan_einlhander (2:36:45): HAHAHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:46): HAHAHAH
elan_einlhander (2:36:56): I should ruin it
elan_einlhander (2:36:59): So it loses all of its value
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:00): ~SHOULD BUY IT~
elan_einlhander (2:37:03): Should.
elan_einlhander (2:37:04): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:06): ~AND CHARGE YOU RENT FOR LIVING THERE~
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:07): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:37:08): ...
elan_einlhander (2:37:09): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:37:19): What an ironic day
elan_einlhander (2:37:21): Wake up
elan_einlhander (2:37:24): David thee
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:25): "My house, bitch."
elan_einlhander (2:37:25): there*
elan_einlhander (2:37:29): "First of the month"
elan_einlhander (2:37:36): "W-what? What are you doing here?"
elan_einlhander (2:37:39): "Pay up, bitch"
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:46): "First of the month, you, shwiip."
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:53): *hand gesture towards the door*
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:57): "Shwiiiip."
elan_einlhander (2:37:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:39): Roseanne is on nick at nite now, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:47): It has been for a year now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:48): That's from my generation.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:50): ~feels old~
elan_einlhander (2:38:51): Same.
elan_einlhander (2:38:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:02): Dads home.
elan_einlhander (2:39:03): That's when you start feeling old
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:03): Great.
elan_einlhander (2:39:06): Oh
elan_einlhander (2:39:08): *shuts up*
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:20): Dad;s home, lol. ~goes to new grounds~
elan_einlhander (2:39:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:39:26): No David.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:15): Yeah, I think I'm gonna go tomorrow morning, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:40:26): -_-
elan_einlhander (2:40:33): *leaves door unlocked*
elan_einlhander (2:40:35): *nudge nudge*
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:52): I'm outta my mind.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:54): I think.
elan_einlhander (2:40:57): Roughly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:02): Roughly.
elan_einlhander (2:41:08): Chotto.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:15): Chotto shichigai.
elan_einlhander (2:41:21): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:16): Dad: "I want you to be wide awake at school."
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:33): Dad: "No C's or D's!:
elan_einlhander (2:42:36): David: *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:42): David: "Yeah, I'm outta here tomorrow."
elan_einlhander (2:42:42): I'll bet
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:42:48): You twitched
elan_einlhander (2:42:52): Inside at least.
elan_einlhander (2:43:09): But if I may be serious for a moment.
elan_einlhander (2:43:23): You're not alone.
elan_einlhander (2:43:28): Don't forget it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:19): "God didn't put you on the fricking earth to toil 24/7 hours a day."
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:23): Quote my dad.
elan_einlhander (2:45:31): Ironic, in a way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:35): Very.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:56): Dad thinks that me and Misty are an internet couple.
elan_einlhander (2:46:01): ...lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:08): Lecturing me on it, drunk. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:10): Odd that he doesn't think we are then.
elan_einlhander (2:46:13): :o
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:14): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:46:17): Shut up Doug, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:31): Now talking to me about the opposite sex in general.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:42): "So as God is infinite..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:48): "So are all the women out there."
elan_einlhander (2:46:50): You need to keep a tape recorder*
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:04): David: "Excuse me?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:12): Dad doesn't hear, just keeps talking.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:16): David just starts cracking up.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:22): Dad doesn't even notice that, either.
elan_einlhander (2:47:28): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:47:34): It is, if you sit down and think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:08): "So, Dave, when I was at the bars tonight."
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:13): "I saw the lovely Britney."
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:21): "You know how old she is? 18, and I'm like 44."
elan_einlhander (2:48:24): Lovely Britney?
elan_einlhander (2:48:27): Like 44
elan_einlhander (2:48:28): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:49:31): Such a gentleman.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:49): FUCK
elan_einlhander (2:51:56): *pat*
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:57): jackdanielsincrystalglasses: You never curse...you ok?
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:02): FUCK
elan_einlhander (2:52:03): ..........................................
elan_einlhander (2:52:05): WHAT
elan_einlhander (2:52:07): OF ALL TIMES
elan_einlhander (2:52:13): Wait
elan_einlhander (2:52:16): Huh...
elan_einlhander (2:52:16): OH
elan_einlhander (2:52:19): YOUR MESSSAGE
elan_einlhander (2:52:23): David, stay calm.
elan_einlhander (2:52:32): I swear to God I'll go over there if you spaz.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:40): I wish my dad wasn't here.
elan_einlhander (2:52:43): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:43): I might stab him.
elan_einlhander (2:52:46): I'll bet that's a hard one.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:49): ~starting to twitch~
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:51): ~his leg~
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:52): Shit.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:13): jackdanielsincrystalglasses: You never curse...you ok? Vencabot_Teppoo: Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:14): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:53:21): Nice response.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:23): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (2:53:25): "EXCUSE ME BITCH?@!"
elan_einlhander (2:53:26): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:31): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (2:53:32): *Doug's interpretation*
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:16): Damn.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:17): DAMN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:19): What the Fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:20): DAMN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:54:30): Just take it smoothly.
elan_einlhander (2:54:37): It's just someone talking.
elan_einlhander (2:54:39): No one is hurting you
elan_einlhander (2:54:49): But I will be if you flip out.
elan_einlhander (2:55:00): Then you can curse to your heart's content.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:02): Dad wants to talk about Everett Cheerleaders.
elan_einlhander (2:55:06): ....
elan_einlhander (2:55:09): Okay?
elan_einlhander (2:55:18): Maybe he'll pass out.
elan_einlhander (2:55:24): And you can have a moment of relief.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:56): I'm on the fucking edge, Doug. Lol. This is so perfect.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:58): So fucking perfect.
elan_einlhander (2:56:10): So fucking perfect if you handle it juuuuuuuuuust the right way.
elan_einlhander (2:56:20): Remember, keep focused, don't divide your attention unevenly.
elan_einlhander (2:56:27): Your dad is just babbling.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:04): He is.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:16): He wants to talk about philosophy.
elan_einlhander (2:57:26): Does he work in the morning or anything?
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:41): Maybe.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:46): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:47): Probably.
elan_einlhander (2:57:53): If you want, ask him, and suggest he should get some rest.
elan_einlhander (2:57:54): *shrug*
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:18): I've been waiting for Ericka to message me all day, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:58:24): All day?
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:26): I think I'm losing my mind.
elan_einlhander (2:58:27): This was planned?
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:32): Oh no, not PLANNED.
elan_einlhander (2:58:32): Or are you just saying?
elan_einlhander (2:58:35): Okay, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:39): I just saw it coming, somehow.
elan_einlhander (2:58:42): I was gonna say someeone hasn't been telling me something
elan_einlhander (2:58:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:32): Lol. Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:43): ~dad leaves the room, David starts shaking~ Wheeee.
elan_einlhander (2:59:48): It makes one wonder
elan_einlhander (2:59:53): How often she's been on, lol
elan_einlhander (3:00:01): Staring at your away messages.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:02): I didn't even think she still used that screen name.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:05): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (3:00:05): Same.
elan_einlhander (3:00:15): "Oh my, David is CURSING, I had better message him NOW'
elan_einlhander (3:00:18): Waiting for the right moment.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:23): Seriously. Scary.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:31): ~whole body starts shaking llike crazy~
elan_einlhander (3:00:47): Just be direct, and concise.
elan_einlhander (3:00:52): If it isn't obvious enough.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:56): Ericka thinks that I sound pretty normal... She doesn't know how I am when I'm crazy, obviously, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:08): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:02:15): It's those eerily calm moments.
elan_einlhander (3:02:28): When I can tell you're twitching with each keystroke.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:38): Doug knows, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:43): My teeth grinding.
elan_einlhander (3:02:48): Is your dad in the room?
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:51): Nope. Left.
elan_einlhander (3:02:56): Then say out loud "Good times."
elan_einlhander (3:02:57): Now
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:18): AHHHHH!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:33): JACKDANIELSINCRYSTALGLASSESAAAAAH!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:38): ~slaps self~
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:40): -_-
elan_einlhander (3:04:41): Chill
elan_einlhander (3:04:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:46): I'm chill.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:52): Chill is not a noun, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:05): Er
elan_einlhander (3:05:08): Shut up
elan_einlhander (3:05:10): Faggot
elan_einlhander (3:05:12): *nod self*
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:08): Vencabot_Teppoo: Yep. Death, comfort, security... I believe so. But I ~am~ Atlas, lol. More accurately, the Omega Man.
elan_einlhander (3:17:26): We need a song for that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:29): We do.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:17): I think "ridiculous" is my new favourite word.
elan_einlhander (3:21:25): And why is that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:28): Ridiculous. SAY IT.
elan_einlhander (3:21:44): Oh, that's right, my mic doesn't work --
elan_einlhander (3:21:49): *said it into the speaker*
elan_einlhander (3:26:25): I hope this soup helps prevent me getting hypothermia in my sleep.
elan_einlhander (3:26:27): So cold, god.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:35): So cold.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:46): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:47): I'M HEALED.
elan_einlhander (3:29:55): You are?
elan_einlhander (3:30:00): *checks his hands*
elan_einlhander (3:30:08): Should I get the mop again?
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:22): Don't let me curse anymore. It's vulgar and unneccessary.
elan_einlhander (3:45:34): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:39): Stab me if I do.
elan_einlhander (3:45:45): Can do.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:51): But that's violent and unnecessary... so just put me in time out. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:45:55): Lol..
elan_einlhander (3:46:06): I guess I should too then, need to lead by example.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:35): Ok. I'm going to spend the rest of the night in intense meditation. I suggest you do the same, lol. Or sleep if you can.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:41): Which you can, since you have the day off.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:43): So get to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:48): Or I'll cut you.
elan_einlhander (3:51:51): I shall momentarily.
elan_einlhander (3:52:11): I do hope you make a good choice in what you do with your day, stop being afraid of consequences that can't hurt you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:20): Thanks, Doug.
elan_einlhander (3:52:24): Thanks, David.
elan_einlhander (17:57:49): Lol, Yahoo! buddy isn't maverick anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:39): Well this System restore screwed me more than it helped me.
elan_einlhander (17:59:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:54): Tb-bart gliffle shmogor.
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:12): Subtitle: That's too bad.
elan_einlhander (18:00:25): o_O
elan_einlhander (18:05:20): My brother made Mac n'cheese.
elan_einlhander (18:05:22): What a buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:26): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:30): I'm kinda hungry myself.
elan_einlhander (18:05:35): He made it real well
elan_einlhander (18:05:38): I was impressed.
elan_einlhander (18:05:41): The right texture.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:35): Something I was never good at: Being brief.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:41): On something that I'm passionate about.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:09:09): Duh.
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:31): Writing a letter to the Lansing State Journal. Apparently has to be 150 words or less.
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:39): I wonder if I can do it, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:09:57): Aw.
elan_einlhander (18:10:02): What'cha writing about?
elan_einlhander (18:10:03): Dougism?
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:25): Writing about how the school lunches should have vegetables instead of chips.
elan_einlhander (18:10:28): Ah.
elan_einlhander (18:10:32): Wait, chips?
elan_einlhander (18:10:34): They have fries.
elan_einlhander (18:10:39): Or do you mean the sammiches?
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:44): I mean the samwiches.
elan_einlhander (18:10:46): Ah.
elan_einlhander (18:11:06): Are you saying they should be replaced, or simply given an option of?
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:07): They come with a sandwich. A side of fruit, a carton of juice, milk, and... a bag of chips?
elan_einlhander (18:11:15): Yeah
elan_einlhander (18:11:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:24): I think that the bag of chips should be replaced with the same types of vegetable sides that they had last year.s
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:26): Year.
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:11:39): An interesting idea.
elan_einlhander (18:11:41): I'd go with it.
elan_einlhander (18:11:43): As long as
elan_einlhander (18:11:47): There's a good selection.
elan_einlhander (18:12:37): Is this for a class?
elan_einlhander (18:12:42): Asking because of the limit.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:35): Nope. It's because LSJ apparently doesn't accept letters to the editor that are over 150 words if they aren't a topic of general interest.
elan_einlhander (18:13:50): Ahhh.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:56): 150 words is a paragraph, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:11): I've just discovered that the song Crystal Baller has much more than 150 words.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:13): And that's a song.
elan_einlhander (18:15:17): Oh crap.
elan_einlhander (18:15:27): It's getting dark faster than I anticpiated.
elan_einlhander (18:15:33): I hope Dave is just about back.
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:15:48): David laughs.
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:57): I do, too.
elan_einlhander (18:18:39): Define, superficial, quick.
vencabot_teppoo (18:18:55): Superficial means fake.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:05): Synonymous with artificial, really.
elan_einlhander (18:19:08): All right.
elan_einlhander (18:19:25): I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD ADJECTIVE.
elan_einlhander (18:19:26): AHHHHHhh
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:37): What do you want to say.
elan_einlhander (18:19:57): Like, doing something for the wrong reasons, like getting married in MM just for houses.
elan_einlhander (18:20:06): That's rather BLANK of you.
vencabot_teppoo (18:20:43): Superficial would work there, very nicely.
elan_einlhander (18:20:56): Okay then.
elan_einlhander (18:20:57): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (18:25:23): Did you speak to Sharon when she got on a few minutes ago?
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:34): Yeah, why?
elan_einlhander (18:25:45): Did she say good bye?
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:59): Yeah, but she was in a hurry. I was kinda harassing her, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:26:06): So was I.
elan_einlhander (18:26:08): But she just left.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:11): And she didn't say goodbye?
elan_einlhander (18:26:13): No.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:16): Harsh.
elan_einlhander (18:26:17): So I'm guessing she's upset.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:27): She didn't seem upset to me, but you never know.
elan_einlhander (18:26:46): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (18:26:48): Whatever.
elan_einlhander (18:35:30): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:39): Working on this letter. Why?
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:43): WANT TO LEARN HTML?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:35:45): Oh, I forgot
elan_einlhander (18:35:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:35:46): LOL
elan_einlhander (18:35:53): David is just THAT excited to teach.
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:57): ~is~
elan_einlhander (18:36:06): Naw, just making conversation.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:01): ~is actually kicking butt, being brief~
elan_einlhander (18:38:07): Yay.
elan_einlhander (18:42:44): Elan being asked "Am I an interllecturl person?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:42:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:42:57): "....."
elan_einlhander (18:43:01): *iorny ovelroad*
elan_einlhander (18:43:04): overload*
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:34): 138 words... ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:48): Getting close, but still haven't gotten to the punch line.
elan_einlhander (18:48:48): Damn
elan_einlhander (18:48:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:48:55): Punch line
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:10): The 2002-2003 Fruit and Vegetable Pilot was born in 25 schools in Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, and seven schools on one Indian reservation in New Mexico. This program was federally funded by the United States Department of Agriculture to advocate healthy eating behaviors among America's youth and to improve the learning environment of participating schools. The pilot could be considered very successful from the resulting data (http://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/efan03006/), but we at Everett High School in the Lansing School District (which received $160,000 in grants last year for the pilot), don't have the convenient fruit and vegetable trays present in our classrooms anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:18): In fact, just as ever, Everett's artery system of hallways is clogged with candy and pop machines, capitalizing on tempting hip, high school students into spending their parents' money on obscene amounts of sugar, sodium, and caffeine. 
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:22): That's 138 words.
elan_einlhander (18:49:28): Wow
elan_einlhander (18:49:32): That's like a snipit.
elan_einlhander (18:50:45): Yeah you can't make too great of an argument with that sort of space.
elan_einlhander (18:53:36): You'll never get to the lunch part, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:50): I think I can, I think I can. Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:56:14): I might ask for Sunday off.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:27): Lol. Microsoft Works Word Processor word correct-y-doo.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:45): I typed in "frenchfries" and it came out as "french-fries," and I'm like, "But that's TWO WORDS!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:58:55): rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:58:58): French
elan_einlhander (18:58:59): Fries
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:32): How did I go so far over the limit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:45): I was like, "I'll just type briefly, and then summarize my thoughts as necessary at the end."
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:49): 270-some words, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:13:58): Rofl, my brother just keeps handing me random bits of cookies and cream candy bar pieces.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:10): ...Nice, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:14:22): I need to mass-produce this kid.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:46): 202 words.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:37:57): Jesus..
elan_einlhander (19:38:10): You could just not use any adjectives, and speak in leet.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:36): I'm shortening it, but I can't get it to 150 words. But it's 1337. They won't say, "wat dis mor tahn 105 wurds fUK NO"
elan_einlhander (19:38:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:40): 200 words.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:44): ~is a king~
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:33): Man I hate spazzes.
elan_einlhander (19:43:39): Why do I keep talking to them,
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:50): Because you're a great fella.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:57): Well shoot me in the foot.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:00): ~does~
elan_einlhander (19:44:08): Girl is spazzing because she's about to get handfasted in MM.
elan_einlhander (19:44:13): Like honestly spazzing.
elan_einlhander (19:44:27): I'm like you need to calm down, you're really overreactng and blowing this out of proportion.
elan_einlhander (19:44:39): She gets mad and goes into her hiss-fit mode, and then smart-ass.
elan_einlhander (19:44:40): "Fine"
elan_einlhander (19:44:45): I just want you to be calm
elan_einlhander (19:44:46): "Okay"
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:00): Fine, see yah then, you won't be helped.
elan_einlhander (19:45:06): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:43): 195 words... I don't think it's shrinking any more.
elan_einlhander (19:56:03): I would say including how much that limit sucks.
elan_einlhander (19:56:06): But... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:40): 191 words. Game over, man.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:48): Stop it, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:57): You're over the limit regardless.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:24): I'm gonna submit it anyway... and then I'm gonna submit it in the school area... and then I'm gonna submit it in public interest.
elan_einlhander (20:04:32): :o
elan_einlhander (20:05:07): Lol, Plank's parents.
elan_einlhander (20:09:37): Such bad headphones.,
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:15): Bad headphones?
elan_einlhander (20:11:19): Mine.
elan_einlhander (20:11:20): Suck.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:35): Ah.
elan_einlhander (20:12:12): Quieter than my speakers
elan_einlhander (20:12:13): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:12:18): How does that even happen.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:26): ~shrugs~
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:52): Lol. Ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (20:14:01): What?
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:10): ~David, opens up messenger window~
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:20): ~name at top of list: "elan_einlhander"~
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:27): ~second name: "Ericka Aguilar"~
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:35): Every time I open my messenger window, I jump.Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:14:45): *curious why he doesn't get to be Elan Einlhander"
elan_einlhander (20:14:50): *and not look retarded*
elan_einlhander (20:14:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:56): No idea, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:15:09): Well, yuo don't have a nick name on mine, come to think of it
elan_einlhander (20:15:11): So shut up Doug.
elan_einlhander (20:15:13): you*
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:13): I changed Ericka's name because I wasn't sure that I could handle jackdanielsincrystalglasses.
elan_einlhander (20:15:22): That na,e
elan_einlhander (20:15:23): name*
elan_einlhander (20:15:27): is ridiculous in itself.
elan_einlhander (20:15:35): What was she thinking.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:37): Seriously, lol. That name makes me crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:52): It... arouses all kinds of feelings in me, lol. I have no idea. I think it's seriously psychological.
elan_einlhander (20:16:03): Of course it is, all thoughts are.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:07): I find the very LAY-OUT of it... attractive and evil and crap, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:14): jackdanielsincrystalglasses.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:23): Something about it, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:45): I find it gibberish.
elan_einlhander (20:16:46): Absolute
elan_einlhander (20:16:49): Gibberish
elan_einlhander (20:16:52): o;dhf;fsajfasjfasjfjas
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:56): It's supposed to be ironic.
elan_einlhander (20:16:56): that's what I see.
elan_einlhander (20:17:02): Is it?
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:10): Jack Daniel's in crystal glasses.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:16): A cheap beer in an expensive glass.
elan_einlhander (20:17:21): Oh? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:26): OH
elan_einlhander (20:17:27): HAHAHAAH
elan_einlhander (20:17:27): No
elan_einlhander (20:17:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:39): But seriously, when I see it all in lower case, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:43): jackdanielsincrystalglasses.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:48): Makes me... randy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:49): J/k
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:51): But seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:52): J/k
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:55): But seriously.
elan_einlhander (20:17:56): randy?
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:59): Makes me... randy, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:18:00): What the heck is randy.
elan_einlhander (20:18:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:30): Doug, brush up on your Chiefly British slang.
elan_einlhander (20:18:41): Oh my apologies.
elan_einlhander (20:18:50): Knicked is all I'm familiar with.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:00): Randy = horny.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:09): They say 'randy' instead. They don't say 'horny.'
elan_einlhander (20:19:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:21): You've never seen Austin Powers? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:23): Nicer way of-
elan_einlhander (20:19:24): OH'
elan_einlhander (20:19:25): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:19:27): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:30): 'Do I make you randy baby?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:35): "Do I?!"
elan_einlhander (20:19:39): Doug = Brittish newb.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:49): David = British 1337.
elan_einlhander (20:20:19): You'd think I would be, talking to a Brittish girl everyday.
elan_einlhander (20:20:36): Of course, always that fun moment of when something is said ,and neither one can explain the meaning to the other.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:46): She didn't know what a noogie was.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:03): I was like, "You just penetrated my anus with the business end of a rifle."
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:10): Except that I didn't say that, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:21:13): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:21:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:16): I explained it very appropriately.
elan_einlhander (20:28:00): Lol, commercial:
elan_einlhander (20:28:13): "Sometimes, diet and excercise aren't enough to get rid of fat deposits."
elan_einlhander (20:28:18): Liposuction commercial.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:19): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:21): I've seen it.
elan_einlhander (20:28:25): I was like "Yes they are."
elan_einlhander (20:30:11): I get the feeling
elan_einlhander (20:30:21): That this will be Doug tomorrow morning waiting for his ride.
elan_einlhander (20:30:24): :D
elan_einlhander (20:30:25): :O
elan_einlhander (20:30:28): :o
elan_einlhander (20:30:30): :|
elan_einlhander (20:30:31): :\
elan_einlhander (20:30:32): :(
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:31:39): But then David will pick me up.
elan_einlhander (20:31:42): In his pick-up truck.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:46): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:50): A pick-up truck.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:53): For picking Doug up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:59): A rusty blue one.
elan_einlhander (20:33:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:03): *has a picture*
elan_einlhander (20:35:21): ROFl
elan_einlhander (20:35:23): Jimmy.
elan_einlhander (20:35:30): "It's the end of the world as we know it!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:43): Jimmy.
elan_einlhander (20:37:07): Welp
elan_einlhander (20:37:14): Doug is in a terrible mood like THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:03): What happened?
elan_einlhander (20:38:14): Spent an hour on a quest and was killed.
elan_einlhander (20:38:15): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:02): And that puts Doug in a bad mood.
elan_einlhander (20:39:10): You have no idea.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:28): I really don't, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:41): Dahkuri in his two minute, level 30 quests.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:46): That's what I'm familiar with.
elan_einlhander (20:41:47): Yeah, I guess.
elan_einlhander (20:41:59): Trying not to lose my cool.
elan_einlhander (20:42:06): And spill out every curse word I know.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:50): Lol. Have some bad orange juice,
elan_einlhander (20:42:55): -_-
elan_einlhander (20:43:01): *eats salad*
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:43:52): Your bash knocks an elite palace wizard's head against a rock so hard that it ki lls him.
elan_einlhander (20:43:54): There.
elan_einlhander (20:43:57): I feel better.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:00): A rock, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:07): A well-placed rock.
elan_einlhander (20:45:20): Ala DBZ, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:16): You never TALK to me anymore.
elan_einlhander (20:49:20): Doug: "....yo"
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:33): David: "...Yo."
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:36): Doug: "Joke."
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:40): David: "Lol."
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:45): Doug: "JOKE JOKE JOKE"
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:47): David: "ROFL!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:48): "
elan_einlhander (20:49:49): David says Lol, of course.
elan_einlhander (20:49:51): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:00): Lol. ~cracked himself up~
elan_einlhander (20:50:00): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:50:02): DUDE
elan_einlhander (20:50:09): VioletMoonFairy: hi? ElanEinlhander: Hello? VioletMoonFairy: wtf was up earlier? ElanEinlhander: Excuse me? VioletMoonFairy: you (your sn anyway) was on and I got a "u smel funny" message
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:23): Lol. I sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:27): I been a bad VT.
elan_einlhander (20:50:29): You have.
elan_einlhander (20:50:32): Rofl,. this is good.
elan_einlhander (20:50:55): ElanEinlhander: .......oh ElanEinlhander: That was VT, he's sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:52:57): I shoulda said a VT snuck into my house.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:09): Crept in through a window.
elan_einlhander (20:53:16): Hid under the sofa.
elan_einlhander (21:26:03): Crap.
elan_einlhander (21:26:08): Computer downloading updates.
elan_einlhander (21:26:16): Making my game lag.
elan_einlhander (21:26:22): And this apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:17): It just froze at 66%
elan_einlhander (21:28:29): Watch, it's service pack 2, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:35): "I'm baaaaaaaaaack"
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:39): It is, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:41): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:03): Don't tell me that you just installed the, "Hey, I found an update to install!" just after UNINSTALLING service pack 2.
elan_einlhander (21:29:07): Not even time can stop Windows.
elan_einlhander (21:29:11): No it's downloading.
elan_einlhander (21:29:13): Not installing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:17): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:25): Then it isn't Service Pack 2.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:40): And Arlon is dead yet again.
elan_einlhander (21:31:42): So not his day.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:59): Poor Arlon buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:09): Since Arlon IS, of course, a buddy.
elan_einlhander (21:32:16): To everyone.
elan_einlhander (21:32:19): He's so helpful.
elan_einlhander (21:32:21): And kind.
elan_einlhander (21:32:22): And honest.
elan_einlhander (21:32:48): but twicen ow
elan_einlhander (21:32:49): now*
elan_einlhander (21:32:56): Of both those times he was killed.
elan_einlhander (21:32:58): Did this happen:
elan_einlhander (21:33:06): You feel new life and energy entering your form, as if some greater power had pa ssed through you.
elan_einlhander (21:33:12): Insta revive, global restorer.
elan_einlhander (21:33:14): restore*
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:18): Nice, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:46): IT IS SERVICE PACK 2
elan_einlhander (21:37:47): HAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:52): Just don't install it.
elan_einlhander (21:38:01): Duh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:04): I don't think that I needed to re-download it.
elan_einlhander (21:38:06): Not even TIME can stop Windows.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:36): Not even Time.
elan_einlhander (21:39:06): Dead again.
elan_einlhander (21:39:07): Lordy.
elan_einlhander (21:39:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:26): Wow, not a good day.
elan_einlhander (21:39:30): No siree.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:31): BAD TIMES?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:34): :o
elan_einlhander (21:39:34): Naw.
elan_einlhander (21:39:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:36): :O
elan_einlhander (21:39:38): :O
elan_einlhander (21:39:39): O:
elan_einlhander (21:39:42): :o
elan_einlhander (21:39:43): o:
elan_einlhander (21:39:56): Man being sucked into a black hole.
elan_einlhander (21:40:03): Spiraling.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:05): I haaaaaaaaate stupid shoooooooooooooooows.
elan_einlhander (21:41:13): Villain guy
elan_einlhander (21:41:19): "I want to destroy the solar system!"
elan_einlhander (21:41:22): Shut up you IDIOT.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:29): The solar system, of course.
elan_einlhander (21:51:17): Apparently someone just called for Elan.
elan_einlhander (21:51:34): Called the house, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:51:53): But my brother said no one is here by that name.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:56): Wow... Way to screw up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:02): Now you'll never, ever, EVER know who it was.
elan_einlhander (21:56:11): Nope, I won't, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:56:53): Phone: "Is Elan there?? This is important, everything is riding on thi-" Brother: "No one here by that name." "OH god NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........*click"
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:58:19): Glow in the dark basketball and hoop.
elan_einlhander (21:58:28): Why in the heck would you ever play basketball in the dark.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:12): What are you doing now?
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:06): Eating cereal with my hands. Talking with mom.
elan_einlhander (22:00:21): Oh your mom's over?
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:32): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:01:46): Well the ol' bat I said hi, how is she?
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): Mom says, "Hey, Doug. I'm doing good."
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:43): Outstanding to hear.
elan_einlhander (22:02:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:55): Man I'm having such a problem breathing today.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:02): >_<
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:06): Nebulized?
elan_einlhander (22:16:18): No, I'm thinking I should do a treatment.
elan_einlhander (22:16:20): But Dave is asleep.
elan_einlhander (22:16:21): >_<
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:35): So? ~doesn't know how nebulizers work~ Oh, it's loud?
elan_einlhander (22:16:55): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:16:56): Very.
elan_einlhander (22:24:35): Every ten minutes.
elan_einlhander (22:24:43): "Man you should really restart yo computer"
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:54): Every two seconds:
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:01): MMMRRRRYEEEOOOOOW!!!!"
elan_einlhander (22:25:13): *Spit-take irl*
elan_einlhander (22:36:23): Your mom still there?
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:36:36): What's she doin' there anyway?
elan_einlhander (22:36:38): IS THERE DANGER?
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:41): Lol. No.
elan_einlhander (22:36:42): DID THEY FIND IT?
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:57): ...OH CRAP.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:06): I GOT YOUR BACK MAN
elan_einlhander (22:39:08): STAY COOl.
elan_einlhander (22:39:10): L
elan_einlhander (22:41:12): ] 'Yeah had several relationships..' Kamaria says. ] Kamaria says, 'None work out' ] 'This one i know it will thou' Kamaria says.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:23): Silly girl.
elan_einlhander (22:41:32): I'll bet she says that each time too.
elan_einlhander (22:41:35): *just listening in*
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:28): Zujar exclaims, 'The best to you and yours!' ] 'For as many clans as i have been in' Kamaria says. ] Kamaria says, 'It seems thats how many men have been cruel to me.'
elan_einlhander (22:42:30): *sniff8
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:53): *oct*
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:16): I'm goin' to bed. Peace.
elan_einlhander (23:00:27): See yah.

11-6-04


elan_einlhander (11:13:13): Never thought it was possible.
elan_einlhander (11:13:30): But Tea's skirt got shorter.
elan_einlhander (11:13:34): On Yu-Gi-Oh!
elan_einlhander (11:13:48): It's like two inches long, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:52:26): I have to do something.
elan_einlhander (15:54:48): My grandfather asked me "What would you think if your mother sold the house and we made a place for you down in the basement at my house?"
elan_einlhander (15:55:05): If he asked that, then it must be definite.
elan_einlhander (15:55:21): I have to do something, I refuse to lose this house, and even more so to live in my grandfather's basement.
elan_einlhander (15:55:36): *vein pops*
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:39): I was showering.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:56): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:09): Well, you could always find someone to room with, but you refuse to lose your house, so I dunno.
elan_einlhander (16:39:24): Well either way.
elan_einlhander (16:39:30): I don't have anyone to "room with"
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:29): Yeah, you don't know anyone who has their own place.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:42): You should room with my mom, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:59): But seriously. I dunno... You already work as much as you legally can, right?
elan_einlhander (16:43:09): No.
elan_einlhander (16:43:14): I only work 20 hours.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:31): Then maybe you should look for another job. Maybe you should apply at that QD down the street.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:45): Pay at QD starts at $7 an hour.
elan_einlhander (16:43:47): I wouldn't feel safe working there, and I like my job.
elan_einlhander (16:43:49): Not quitting.
elan_einlhander (16:43:55): Just need to work more.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:58): Then work more at Meijer.
elan_einlhander (16:43:59): They still think I'm in schoo.
elan_einlhander (16:44:01): school*
elan_einlhander (16:44:03): Need to clear it up.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:17): Maybe you'd make more money... enough to... I dunno.
elan_einlhander (16:44:21): Since my school is stupid and can't do anything on their own.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:38): If you work full time, that should hypothetically be enough for you to afford a crappy appartment. I mean, if you work as much as you legally can.
elan_einlhander (16:45:11): You know as well as I do that an appartment would not be intelligent.
elan_einlhander (16:45:19): Not to mention how is it any different than living in the basement.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:39): Well, if you lived in the basement, you'd be with your grandpa and family, for one thing, in a house full of smoke and idiots.
elan_einlhander (16:45:50): Appartment buildings.
elan_einlhander (16:45:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:53): And as for living in an apartment not being wise, the only reason people do it is because they can't afford a house... which you can't. You wouldn't be paying money towards owning NOTHING... you'd have a place to stay every month, at least. You shouldn't rule it out. Also, apartments aren't nearly as bad as living with smokers, even if there are smokers in the building.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:07): As for idiots... you won't need to deal with them as much either.
elan_einlhander (16:47:26): But the thing about the appartment, it would drain ALL of my moneyt.
elan_einlhander (16:47:32): I would be virtually stuck there.
elan_einlhander (16:47:38): No profit.
elan_einlhander (16:47:51): I have next to zero resources.
elan_einlhander (16:47:52): Darn it mom.
elan_einlhander (16:47:53): *sigh*
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:29): Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. You dropped out of highschool knowing that life wouldn't be easy. You can't make any money, man, lol. If you can afford food and lodging, you'll be good.
elan_einlhander (16:48:44): No, I won't stop there.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:45): And you'll gradually make more and more money at meijer.
elan_einlhander (16:48:53): Food and loding is too vague.
elan_einlhander (16:48:57): I'm gonna be comfortable.
elan_einlhander (16:49:06): I just have to think.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:19): On minimum wage? You won't quit Meijer, man! People don't buy houses from working at Meijer.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:30): They don't live comfortably from one job at Meijer.
elan_einlhander (16:49:33): Watch me.
elan_einlhander (16:49:41): There's always a good solution.
elan_einlhander (16:50:03): It's the lack of time that's gonna kill me.
elan_einlhander (16:50:28): And the fact that none of my friends get jobs sure doesn't help, I have no one to board with.
elan_einlhander (16:50:43): I noticed that being what killed Crystal, she was alone, but made so little.
elan_einlhander (16:50:52): I wonder..
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:01): Wonder what?
elan_einlhander (16:51:23): Hm, thought left my head.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:51): Well, my entire family is going out raking, so I gotta get outta here. I'll be around later tonight, as usual.
elan_einlhander (16:51:59): Bye.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:06): IT'S DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:08): :O
elan_einlhander (20:33:56): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (20:34:52): I gotta call my mom, but I'm scared to move.
elan_einlhander (20:34:54): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:02): Why?
elan_einlhander (20:35:07): Feel like crap, and it's freezing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:18): Sick?
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:21): Or for other reasons?
elan_einlhander (20:35:44): Must have a bit of something.
elan_einlhander (20:36:14): People sure are doctor-crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:31): Whaddaya mean?
elan_einlhander (20:36:53): "You should go to the doctor! Have you seen the doctor? What did the doctor say?"
elan_einlhander (20:36:55): From everyone.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:26): Ah, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:48): Doctor is my absolute last resort.
elan_einlhander (20:38:02): What irks me more is when people tel me to go to the doctor when I already know what I've got.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:31): ~nods~ I'm thinking of what I should eat.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:35): I wish I had some fruit.
elan_einlhander (20:38:48): I want to make some soup.
elan_einlhander (20:38:52): but again, that moving thing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:09): Lol. Maybe you oughtta drink some water and go to bed if you feel so bad ya don't wanna move.
elan_einlhander (20:39:18): I just woke back up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:41): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:44): Well.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:47): Go back to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:55): Sadly, you are NOT the Omega Man.
elan_einlhander (20:39:58): No.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:12): vv
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:19): It's like a desert over hre.
elan_einlhander (20:41:22): here*
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:29): How so?
elan_einlhander (20:41:50): The sun came out today, and it wasn't cold anymore, and I woke up sort of in a sweat.
elan_einlhander (20:41:53): But last night and now tonight
elan_einlhander (20:41:57): It's nuclear cold.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:07): Yeah, lol.That sucks. Nuclear cold, huh?
elan_einlhander (20:42:22): Nuclear.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:07): Nukular.
elan_einlhander (20:43:38): Victoriana tells you 'oooo... I love mac and cheese... with ketchup'
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:57): She does, too.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:00): Tell me that, that is.
elan_einlhander (20:44:01): Ketchup.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:02): Constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:15): Dan loved ketchup on his mashed potatoes.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:12): Penguins are cool
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:18): So are frogs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:44): ICQ is ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:52): With all the SPAM bots, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:24): Welp, Doug's idle.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:32): Guess that means he's gay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:16): Was making dinner.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:29): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (21:38:46): Yusuke having an oil tanker homing in on him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:51): ...Oil tanker?
elan_einlhander (21:38:53): Love this show.
elan_einlhander (21:38:55): Oil Tanker.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:57): ~watching the God Father~
elan_einlhander (21:39:05): *should watch Yu Yu Hakusho*
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:22): Well, my dad is here and hates anime... and we can ALL agree on the God Father, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:36): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:42:00): MegaMan X:
elan_einlhander (21:42:06): "You're a MAVERICK!"
elan_einlhander (21:42:14): "Nuh-UH, you're the Maverick!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:24): Lol. i love that.
elan_einlhander (21:42:25): "Oh heck no, you're the MAverick!"
elan_einlhander (21:42:59): My brother left his 2 liter of Mountain Dew here.
elan_einlhander (21:43:02): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:08): rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:15): Doug...
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:21): If the erection lasts for more than four hours.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:26): Seek immediate medical attention.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:28): IMMEDIATE.
elan_einlhander (21:45:35): *looks down*
elan_einlhander (21:45:38): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:40): "Wait... wh-what time is it...?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:48): "Uh... 10 o'clock?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:52): "OH DAMN OH DMAN OH DASFA
elan_einlhander (21:46:02): *dead*
elan_einlhander (21:46:03): x_x
elan_einlhander (21:46:25): Oh SNAP
elan_einlhander (21:46:30): Hiei jumped Yusuke.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:36): Those commercials crack me up, lol. I dunno... what's with the deadly four hour ere- What?
elan_einlhander (21:46:52): He won't let Yusuke stop the bad guys.
elan_einlhander (21:46:54): And attacked him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:17): trateor
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:18): lol
elan_einlhander (21:47:32): ET 'IM BOY
elan_einlhander (21:47:34): ofj;odjf;saj
elan_einlhander (21:48:44): It takes a real man to appreciate two muscle-pumped guys fighting without their shirts on.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:08): lol. a real gay man
elan_einlhander (21:50:46): A real MAN.
elan_einlhander (21:50:47): Like me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:52): lol. a real gay man
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:54): lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:25): Terrible TERRIBLE Teen Titans' toys commercials.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:33): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:51:45): Warped squealy voices.
elan_einlhander (21:52:01): "ALWAAAAAAAAYS RIGHT ON TIME, BATTLING MACHINES READY TO COMBINE."
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:07): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:13): So true.
elan_einlhander (21:53:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:54:05): Hiei: "...but I hate Kuwabara."
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:21): Doug, in order for a relationship to last...
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:32): You have to be matched on 36 levels of compatibility.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:50): Matched...?
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:04): Yes. Matched on 36 LEVELS OF COMPATIBILITY.
elan_einlhander (22:01:13): I don't get it, what's that mean?
elan_einlhander (22:01:22): And why 36?
elan_einlhander (22:01:23): Why not all?
elan_einlhander (22:01:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): Neither do I, lol. That's what they say on that... Harmony... match... dotcom... or whatever it is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:55): I find it hilarious. He says it like he's so sure, lol. The doctor-psychiatrist whatever that designed the website.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:12): "In order for a relationship to last, you have to be matched on ~36~ levels of compatibility."
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:19): David: "Man... You really got that narrowed down."
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:25): Sounds like he's a quack, and has never had a successful relationship.
elan_einlhander (22:02:38): And in such case, I'm curious how he came up with 36.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:45): Rofl. Same here.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:57): DAVID'S 36 LEVELS OF COMPATIBILITY!!! READY?!
elan_einlhander (22:03:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:18): READY?!?!
elan_einlhander (22:03:31): Y-yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:41): Breath: Good? Bad?
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:51): Hair: Blonde? Brunette? Red-head?
elan_einlhander (22:03:54): G-good
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:56): Body-odor: Have? Don't have?
elan_einlhander (22:03:57): Blonde?
elan_einlhander (22:04:02): Don't have?
elan_einlhander (22:04:04): *sweating*
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:08): Dimples: Have? Don't have?
elan_einlhander (22:04:17): *blank*
elan_einlhander (22:04:19): Uhhh
elan_einlhander (22:04:20): UHHHHHHHHh
elan_einlhander (22:04:21): OH MAN I DUNNo.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:32): 5: Eyes: Blue? Green? Brown?
elan_einlhander (22:04:38): B-blue.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:50): 6. Wrinkes in forehead: Have? Don't have?
elan_einlhander (22:05:04): *lunges at you*
elan_einlhander (22:05:07): I DUNNO OKAY?@!?
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:10): 7. Vision: Contacts? Glasses? Perfect vision?
elan_einlhander (22:05:15): I ONLY PASSED THIRTY FOUR LEVELS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:22): 8. Face: Ugly? Attractive?
elan_einlhander (22:05:29): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:30): 9. Height: Tall? Short?
elan_einlhander (22:05:33): "I'd like an ugly girl"
elan_einlhander (22:05:39): "If you have one"
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:43): 10: Build: Husky? Slim? Curvey?
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:51): 11: ...I can't keep this up to 36, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:52): How is this compatibility?
elan_einlhander (22:05:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:07): 24: Pet monkey: Have? Doesn't have?
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:13): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:55): 36: Wheel of Fortune Strategy: Buys a vowel? Doesn't buy a vowel?
elan_einlhander (22:07:08): The final compatibility test.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:13): Of course.
elan_einlhander (22:09:40): Compatibility test #30: Ketchup on your scrambled eggs? Or maple syrup?
elan_einlhander (22:09:45): Relationship falls apart with that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:52): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:59): 35/36... Screwed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:13): "Welp, it's been real babe, but we're just not compatibile."
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:21): Aw
elan_einlhander (22:11:23): Goku killed Pan.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:28): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:33): She was crying.
elan_einlhander (22:11:44): "So he killed her."
elan_einlhander (22:11:46): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:01): Bad guy absorbed her as a shield, to kill him Goku had to kill her.
elan_einlhander (22:12:03): so he did, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:13): Nice one, Goku.
elan_einlhander (22:12:17): Yup.
elan_einlhander (22:12:23): And she was crying as she was being incinerated.
elan_einlhander (22:12:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:19): Wow... That's sad, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:21): Doug, that's awful, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:24): "I found it funny..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:24): *oct*
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:28): ;o;
elan_einlhander (22:13:34): Gohan, rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:13:37): Such a dork.
elan_einlhander (22:13:46): "Hey guys *pushes up glasses*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:49): I learned almost everything about gangster-PT's personality from the God Father, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:59): A good mentor.
elan_einlhander (22:15:09): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (22:15:11): HAHAHAHHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:16): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:15:17): HE FAILED TO KILL EITHER OF THEM.
elan_einlhander (22:15:25): EVERYONE WAS CRYINH
elan_einlhander (22:15:28): HAHAHHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:32): ROFL!!!
elan_einlhander (22:15:54): And Goku was like "That was my strongest blast"
elan_einlhander (22:15:57): And Doug just cracks up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:06): Lol. Because Doug knows.
elan_einlhander (22:16:16): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:17:14): Super Saiyan 4 Goku has a lot less stamina than his predescessors.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:23): DOUG
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:30): HE'S GETTING OLD!
elan_einlhander (22:17:31): ...W-what?
elan_einlhander (22:17:33): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:17:33): OH
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:34): THROW HIM A @#$%IN' BONE.
elan_einlhander (22:17:34): SILLY ME.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:38): OKAY.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:51): BACON!!!!
elan_einlhander (22:17:53): I need s-
elan_einlhander (22:17:54): What?
elan_einlhander (22:17:57): B-bacon?
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:01): ~lifts up the wrapper of his sandwich, and bacon falls out~
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:04): ~eats it hastilly~
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:06): Mmm...
elan_einlhander (22:18:08): ...rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:18:13): As I was saying.
elan_einlhander (22:18:18): I need some febreeze.
elan_einlhander (22:18:25): This house is stanky.
elan_einlhander (22:18:31): From what I do not know.
elan_einlhander (22:18:34): But it's stanky.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:36): From cats.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:39): Peeing everywhere.
elan_einlhander (22:18:41): Too vague.
elan_einlhander (22:18:45): Well yeah, I just don't know where.
elan_einlhander (22:18:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:49): So I can't clean it up.
elan_einlhander (22:18:58): So I shall do the manly thing and spray Febreeze everywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:21:47): Goku, passed out, his eyes closed, and the lids are apparently red.
elan_einlhander (22:21:51): Thinking to himself
elan_einlhander (22:21:58): *Man, way too much mascara*
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:08): Aw.
elan_einlhander (22:22:10): He saved Pan.
elan_einlhander (22:22:16): How anticlimatic.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:17): What?
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:24): B-but you just told me...
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:32): She was... a-cintigrated.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:38): :D
elan_einlhander (22:22:47): Rofl, nice save.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:55): :D
elan_einlhander (22:24:18): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:24:26): Goku punching the living crap out of a weasel.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:30): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:33): ~doesn't wanna know~
elan_einlhander (22:24:41): Which is one of the seven star dragons.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:47): A weasel.
elan_einlhander (22:24:54): A weasel.
elan_einlhander (22:25:33): GIRU GIRU GIRU GIRU GIRU GIRf;dijf;sajf;sajf;PSJdpDJ:JZ:HJD:HD:H:sd *BLAM*
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:41): Lol. So true.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:46): How is Giru a main character.
elan_einlhander (22:26:15): Because he's a "living" Dragonball radar.
elan_einlhander (22:27:09): Rurouni Kenshin.
elan_einlhander (22:27:12): Pwnz0rd
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:32): AWW, I LOVE THE LITTLE GIRLS.
elan_einlhander (22:28:33): AWWWW
elan_einlhander (22:28:34): RICE BALl
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:32): Oh, at work, funny times.
elan_einlhander (22:29:46): Doug, leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, sort of meditating, waiting for his time to come in.
elan_einlhander (22:29:56): Suddenly has arms around him.
elan_einlhander (22:30:10): Twitches awake, is being hugged by Kara?
elan_einlhander (22:30:25): I was like "Oh, uh, hey there, what's wrong?"
elan_einlhander (22:30:27): "Huh?"
elan_einlhander (22:30:29): "...."
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:40): *sorta hugs back* Thanks.
elan_einlhander (22:30:44): *just goes with it*
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:49): Lol. Shoulda kissed her.
elan_einlhander (22:30:54): Most girls won't even touch Doug let alon-
elan_einlhander (22:30:54): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:30:58): Yes I should have.
elan_einlhander (22:33:29): Doug leaps out from behind the shed "I AM BATTOUSAI THE MAN SLAYER"
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:33): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:41): David: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:44): "WESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (22:33:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:34:06): *farts*
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:10): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:34:16): HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:20): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:34:25): BWAHAHHAHHAA.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:37): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAagahahaahaaaaaaaaaaa..... AHAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:34:48): Good times, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:53): I would think so.
elan_einlhander (22:35:00): Guy
elan_einlhander (22:35:08): "Key to being a good artist is being able to draw really well."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:15): "No."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:18): "Seriously."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:21): "No way."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:24): "I'm not kidding."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:31): "You're @#$%tin' me."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:35): Arlon finished his last proficiency.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:51): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:38:03): So now it's spells spells spells.
elan_einlhander (22:38:08): Crazy monk, ku ku kachu.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:42:09): the cat.
elan_einlhander (22:42:13): I sneezed.
elan_einlhander (22:42:17): ANd she spazzed, and ran into the chair.
elan_einlhander (22:42:20): Like head-first.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:21): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:42:26): You know how I sneeze.
elan_einlhander (22:42:28): She couldn't handle it.
elan_einlhander (22:45:58): God I love Kenshin.
elan_einlhander (22:46:15): In a completely heterosexual way.
elan_einlhander (22:47:42): Colwyn insists on laughing in Spanish now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:24): ...How do you laugh in Spanish?
elan_einlhander (22:48:28): Jaja.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:19): Doug, I really wouldn't want any girlfriend except for one that would always do her best to do the right thing, and would always encourage me to do so.
elan_einlhander (22:52:31): ....Duh?
elan_einlhander (22:52:35): We've established this.
elan_einlhander (22:52:38): Over and over.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:39): I have a point, though, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:43): Oh, okay.
elan_einlhander (22:52:44): go on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:45): So keep listening.
elan_einlhander (22:52:52): Very well.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:58): I wouldn't lie to you. Like, if I was having an affair or something.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:14): I might 'forget to inform' certain other people.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:20): This is a character fault that I recognize.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:31): Especially if I was stupid enough to have an affair.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:36): But you have to realize, Doug, that I've been unhealthiliy... OBSESSED with a certain Ericka Aguilar even since breaking up with her a year ago. Obsessed in all sorts of ways. So many mixed feelings. Love, hate... longing... rejection.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:46): And now there's a good chance that we might speak regularly again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:03): Doug, I've been stupid in the past. I've made mistakes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:09): Chances are, I WILL make mistakes in the future.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:18): And if one of those mistakes happens to be... you know what...
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:31): I don't know what I want you to do, because I don't know if I'll listen to reason.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:39): But I want you to know that this is a serious concern that I have.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:25): I don't want to get back together with Ericka, and breaking up with her was a big part of my life and I'm glad that it happened. She wasn't right for me and isn't right for me, and you know how I feel about the world really not being a safe place for romance anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:41): And it was hard because of how I felt about her, but I was so happy and proud when it finally ended.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:14): But, through-out history, almost every completely irrational, idiotic MISTAKE of a... I dunno... whatever you want to call it. Spree. Freak-out... has been over her in some way.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:08): And you're probably my best friend, and if I really do lose my senses somehow, SO much in fact that I will not listen to reason... like I said, I don't know what I what you to do. But I wanted to confess this, to say that I'm remaining conscious of it. Not taking it lightly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:42): So maybe, if I start losing my mind, I can think back to this and say, "No, this is stupid, I'm not an idiot. I can handle this. I don't need this."
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:27): "I was man enough to come forward and be so brutally honest with myself and state this plainly... I won't lose what I've worked so hard to attain just because of certain idiotic inclinations."
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:44): That's all. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:59:51): Well
elan_einlhander (23:00:14): There's a pretty good chance you'll reconsider her, quite a lot, I should know, since I've been there and back more times than I care to remember,.
elan_einlhander (23:00:16): But knowing this.
elan_einlhander (23:01:18): I pray that if things do go catostroph....ocally...? wrong, lol, that when I step forward to stop your... well, evil, that you will no matter how deep down inside it may be buried, realize you are wrong and I am right, even if it's just for that short instant.
elan_einlhander (23:02:03): You're gonna screw up, maybe not with this, but with something, since you're still learning, but I've noticed that where you screw up, I am enlightened, and vice versa, so if you'll just keep your heart and mind open to that simplistic fact, then you can and will be okay.
elan_einlhander (23:02:13): Avoiding her won't help
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:18): I don't intend to.
elan_einlhander (23:02:20): Good.
elan_einlhander (23:02:38): I know I spaz about Lynn a lot, but I won't avoid her or ignore her, because that won't help me.
elan_einlhander (23:02:50): Because then
elan_einlhander (23:02:51): I might go
elan_einlhander (23:02:55): "Hey, what was so bad about her?"
elan_einlhander (23:03:16): I need to be consistantly reminded people like her are NOT for me.
elan_einlhander (23:03:19): Btu at the same time.
elan_einlhander (23:03:26): I will work my butt off to help her along the path of light.
elan_einlhander (23:03:34): No one is a hopeless cause.
elan_einlhander (23:03:46): She may not be right for me, but that doesn't merit her to continue to be a living scar on life.
elan_einlhander (23:03:48): She can heal.
elan_einlhander (23:04:21): Kep that in mind with Ericka.
elan_einlhander (23:04:23): She's an idiot.
elan_einlhander (23:04:28): But she doesn't have to be.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:05): I also agree... and it's hard to remember that, because no matter how much you love the world, it won't love you back. It's hard, and it's heavy sometimes... You know that. Sometimes I forget what drives me and the weight kills me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:38): But I realize in my greater times that it really is worth it, and that no matter how much people spite me, they're worth so much. People are all worth so much.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:06): Even people like Ericka... and for a year, when I freak out, it's anxiety over memories of her that has driven me to forget how good life really is.
elan_einlhander (23:06:25): You and I are better than most people only in the fact that we can see it all, it's all there and we don't deny it's existance, but that doesn't make them "below" us, so to say, but it makes us suitable leaders.
elan_einlhander (23:06:40): Sadly, people like Eriana, insist they don't need advice, they don't need help.
elan_einlhander (23:06:43): Their ignorance is painful to me.
elan_einlhander (23:06:46): But I still have faith.
elan_einlhander (23:06:51): it just takes that proper nudge.
elan_einlhander (23:06:54): EVEN if it makes them hate me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:08): And painful to me, but you can't let it stop you. And you can only do all that you can do, and things will be okay if you can do that.
elan_einlhander (23:07:10): If they wake up even al itle bit.
elan_einlhander (23:07:13): little*
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:27): Anyway, I'm heading off to bed. Thanks, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:34): Enjoy your Sunday, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:07:43): Aw.
elan_einlhander (23:07:46): Oh, it's eleven.
elan_einlhander (23:07:47): Dang nap.
elan_einlhander (23:07:50): Okay, see yah.

11-7-04


vencabot_teppoo (18:50:26): Second name on my list, lol. I do literally jump.
elan_einlhander (18:50:32): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:34): "W-WHA- Oh... Yeah. I added her."
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:50:52): David has a kitten, and then realizes it's just her.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:19): AND THEN I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE FRICKIN' KITTEN.
elan_einlhander (18:51:25): Yup.
elan_einlhander (18:51:35): 'cause it'll no doubt pee on the floor.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:39): Yep.
elan_einlhander (18:51:45): Meanwhile
elan_einlhander (18:51:50): I just watched the Prince of Egypt.
elan_einlhander (18:51:56): And I realized as we get older.
elan_einlhander (18:52:04): We begin to find animated movies stranger and stranger.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:52:10): So much randomly breaking out into song.
elan_einlhander (18:52:24): They don't do that as much in live-action movies, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:52:32): And if they do, it's more well-placed.
elan_einlhander (18:52:39): In animated movies, song can happen anytime anywhere.
elan_einlhander (18:52:49): Like when God smited all of the first bron children.
elan_einlhander (18:52:52): And everyone was silent.
elan_einlhander (18:52:59): Then this chick just starts singing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:02): ROFL
elan_einlhander (18:53:09): I'm like "I-is this really appropriate just now?"
elan_einlhander (18:53:13): But I guess she thought so.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:54:31): I intend to go up to the school tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (18:54:49): I spoke with my boss, and he needs the student officer or whatever to sign my paper and say I go to school for zero hours a week.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:55): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:55:06): And I'm sure they'll give me trouble.
elan_einlhander (18:55:20): "I'm dropping out. No scratch that, I did drop out, now fill this out."
elan_einlhander (18:55:30): "yo need to take dis paper to yo teechers"
elan_einlhander (18:55:47): "...No, I'm not making a spectacle of myself, just put something in their mail box to take me off the list."
elan_einlhander (18:55:51): "yo we cant do dat"
elan_einlhander (18:55:58): "Bull, you're in charge, I know you can."
elan_einlhander (18:56:01): "duuuuuuuh"
vencabot_teppoo (18:56:08): "Deeeeeeeerp."
vencabot_teppoo (18:56:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:56:12): Lol, exactly.
elan_einlhander (18:56:22): I'm not gonna march around to all of my classes so they can sign something.
elan_einlhander (18:56:25): That makes no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (18:56:29): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:56:32): That's what their mail boxes are for.
elan_einlhander (18:56:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:56:39): "DOUG IS GONE"
elan_einlhander (18:56:43): "ERASE HIS NAME"
elan_einlhander (18:56:50): "NO EL DOUGO POR FAVOR"
vencabot_teppoo (18:56:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:56:58): *bilingual*
elan_einlhander (18:57:27): If if IF I get up, I'll try and spend lunch with you gents.
elan_einlhander (18:57:40): Even though I have no money.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:42): Cool.
elan_einlhander (18:57:46): maybe I'll pack a lunch.
elan_einlhander (18:57:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:23): Dad has no inner voice.
elan_einlhander (19:02:27): None?
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:28): "Pretty girl."
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:32): He must say it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:37): When he sees an attractive girl / woman.
elan_einlhander (19:02:46): The inner monologue is nonexistant to him.
elan_einlhander (19:02:50): If he thinks it, he says it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:57): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:02:58): Someday
elan_einlhander (19:03:02): "Pretty boy"
elan_einlhander (19:03:03): "...."
elan_einlhander (19:03:06): "D-dad?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:03:09): "....what?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:32): Doug, there are really pretty places in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:33): Wow.
elan_einlhander (19:03:42): What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:06): Like... really nice looking places. In Spain... Italy... Probably some even in Michigan, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:04:28): Like nice looking natural? Or architectually sound? Or what?
elan_einlhander (19:04:29): SPECIFY
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:38): ALL OF THE ABOVE.
elan_einlhander (19:04:42): OKAY.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:04:51): Let's move to France.
elan_einlhander (19:04:53): Gorgeous there.
elan_einlhander (19:04:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:57): Lol. But...
elan_einlhander (19:04:58): *could never live in France*
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:00): ...The French.
elan_einlhander (19:05:00): *too many jokes*
elan_einlhander (19:05:09): I really couldn't.
elan_einlhander (19:05:12): I'd make fun of them all.
elan_einlhander (19:05:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:05:24): "LOOK AT MEEEE, I AM ZEE FRENCH, HOHOHOHO."
elan_einlhander (19:05:27): *Doug in France*
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:36): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:15:18): Apparently some guy hates me for walking around with some girl.
elan_einlhander (19:15:22): Nice and general like tha.
elan_einlhander (19:15:25): that*
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:27): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (19:15:31): Very.
elan_einlhander (19:15:38): I told him to suck me.
elan_einlhander (19:15:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:44): Again, nice.
elan_einlhander (19:15:46): I won't avoid someone for someone else.
elan_einlhander (19:15:53): Girls = trouble.
elan_einlhander (19:15:59): And guys = susceptible to it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:21:48): According to Game Informer.
elan_einlhander (19:21:56): MegaMan Legends was "mediocre"
elan_einlhander (19:22:03): But MegaMan Zero rocked the house.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:08): Of course.
elan_einlhander (19:22:11): Reminded me why I hate gaming magazines.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:32): MegaMan Legends was ~so~ good.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:38): MegaMan Zero was ok.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:44): But I couldn't beat a single boss.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:22:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:56): That game was hizzard.
elan_einlhander (19:23:08): Whereas MegaMan Legends was deep.
elan_einlhander (19:23:10): Deep and delicious.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:15): And easy
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:18): ...no
elan_einlhander (19:23:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:23:21): Very hard mode.
elan_einlhander (19:23:25): Game over man, game over.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:39): Lol. I never played anything but normal mode.
elan_einlhander (19:23:46): Yah pansy.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:47): Easy mode was way too easy, and lost interest.
elan_einlhander (19:23:52): *says it like a dwarf*
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:58): It went Normal, Easy, Hard, then Very Hard, right?
elan_einlhander (19:24:17): Very easy was in there somewhere.
elan_einlhander (19:24:22): At least it was in Legends 2.
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:43): Well, I remember, in MML1, the easy mode gave you, like, a really sweet buster or something, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:55): And I was like, "Welp, guess I won't ever need to upgrade my buster..."
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:58): "...This sucks."
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:25:14): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:25:21): Interesting way of making it "easy"
elan_einlhander (19:28:28): No Doug.
elan_einlhander (19:28:30): Don't touch it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:37): ?
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:42): The bat?
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:28:52): *staring at the game*
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:58): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:29:03): N-no.
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:34): "N-no... NO!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (19:35:51): Only a Mexican.
elan_einlhander (19:35:58): Would turn an X into an H sound.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:16): Mehicano.
elan_einlhander (19:36:34): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (19:36:38): Crazy fools.
elan_einlhander (19:36:45): "GEEZ DOUG."
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:15): I dare say, it's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (19:37:26): I dare say, I agree.
elan_einlhander (19:38:21): Doug, sleeping last night.
elan_einlhander (19:38:23): Hears;
elan_einlhander (19:38:26): ELAN EINLHANDER
elan_einlhander (19:38:27): VERSUS
elan_einlhander (19:38:30): RICHARD NIXON
elan_einlhander (19:38:33): Snap awake
elan_einlhander (19:38:35): Look around.
elan_einlhander (19:38:42): I don't know what made me think that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:51): ...Wow. That's scary.
elan_einlhander (19:38:53): It is.
elan_einlhander (19:38:59): I sat awake for an hour afterwards.
elan_einlhander (19:39:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:39:21): Of course, occasional thought
elan_einlhander (19:39:25): "I...I could beat Nixon...."
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:51:09): I watched Fullmetal Alchemist last night.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:15): So did I.
elan_einlhander (19:51:27): I was surprised to see it was made by Funimation.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:33): Was it?
elan_einlhander (19:51:40): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:01:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:01:10): have you seen the Adrenalidis commericial?
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:16): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:39): I took it so seriously at first, lol, I was outraged.
elan_einlhander (20:01:58): "Oh heck no, no way, don't stoop to admitting you lack adrenaline."
elan_einlhander (20:02:03): "Come on, it's not that bad."
elan_einlhander (20:02:07): "Oh, you're joking."
elan_einlhander (20:02:11): ".... of course you are."
elan_einlhander (20:03:12): Of course, Doug's adrenaline shot will cure that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:38): My AIM profile, lol. "I am the Omega Man. *cough*"
elan_einlhander (20:22:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:20): 444!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:23): Sign of the...
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:25): ...uh...
elan_einlhander (20:26:31): Hebrews.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:34): ...Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:38): Sure, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:05): *electric guitar*
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:07): ELAN!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:09): *electric guitar*
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:18): EINLHANDER!
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:20): *electric guitar*
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:25): -EZZZZ!!!!!
elan_einlhander (20:47:36): .... *jumps up and hovers on his wings*
elan_einlhander (20:47:38): Yeah?
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:45): Elan Einlhanderez.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:07): Just at a quick glance, the "ez" is immediately picked up by the eyes and makes it look Mehicano.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:20): Elan Einlhanderez.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:24): Thats all it takes, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:35): Stop saying Mehicano.
elan_einlhander (20:48:36): Retard.
elan_einlhander (20:48:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:57): You started it, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:07): I so did not.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:20): You said about Xs sounding like Hs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:28): So I started saying Mehicano.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:31): And you immediately took it up a notch.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:08): Doug Allenez.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:03): If Doug married a girl named "Flo Poe," after meeting her by making fun of her name...
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:12): And she refused to change her name after they married.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:23): And they had a kid and named the thing Edgar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:29): Then it'd be Edgar Allen Poe.
elan_einlhander (20:51:34): ..........
elan_einlhander (20:51:40): ...Yes, yes it would be.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:46): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:48): ...Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:55): Verily.
elan_einlhander (21:00:27): So many bad shows on Fox.
elan_einlhander (21:00:28): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:00:32): I watched it for one night, tonight.
elan_einlhander (21:00:42): And I saw commercials for at least seven terrible shows.
elan_einlhander (21:00:47): Nanny 911.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:48): Lol. Nice.
elan_einlhander (21:00:53): You try and guess what that's about.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:29): Uh... kids.. being... idiotic, and the parent having to call in a specialized nanny?
elan_einlhander (21:01:39): *shrugs*
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:48): I figured you knew.
elan_einlhander (21:01:54): Heavens no.
elan_einlhander (21:02:06): Once I HEARD Nanny 911, I immediately muted the TV.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:18): Then wtf are you quizzing me for, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:26): Because it's funny.
elan_einlhander (21:02:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:29): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:32): ...Yeah, it is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:35): Pwnzord.
elan_einlhander (21:03:28): Dungeons and Dragons making the claim that they gave boss monsters their job, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:03:33): The best, always has been, always will be.
elan_einlhander (21:03:36): Add in Game Informer.
elan_einlhander (21:03:44): They have a lot of confidence.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:07): Lol/
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:36): Turn IMvironments on for a sec.
elan_einlhander (21:14:00): It is done.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:16): Watch carefully.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:23): ^_^
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:26): >_O
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:28): ^o^
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:30): ^o^!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:33): >_< !!!
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:43): ....Are yah finished David?
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:48): ...Yes.
elan_einlhander (21:14:52): All right then.
elan_einlhander (21:15:17): Now if you don't mind.
elan_einlhander (21:15:22): I have to go take my clothes off.
elan_einlhander (21:15:22): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:29): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:43): Funny how the human mind works, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:04): ~somehow ended up on Yahoo! personals~
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:19): ~woke up and was like... "Wait... remind me of why I'm here?"~
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:27:05): Good question.
elan_einlhander (21:27:09): *clenches his fist*
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:33): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:35): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:03): *has another bowl of salad*
elan_einlhander (21:28:07): This madness has to end.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:34): Well put.
elan_einlhander (21:28:45): Remind me why I made this idiot a knight.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:52): ...What?
elan_einlhander (21:29:10): This guy, asking if his fiance can join, I ask what she stands for, he says food?
elan_einlhander (21:29:13): And says she'd be real touched.
elan_einlhander (21:29:25): And I'm not gonna add her because they're engaged.
elan_einlhander (21:29:28): This is a serious group.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:12): It's like bringing your girlfriend to a poker game with the boys.
elan_einlhander (21:30:24): ....Nice comparison, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:41): ...Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:29): "Let me say first that my relationship with God is very important to me. But whoever said that a Christian can't have any fun is wrong!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:33): David: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:00): ~wonders why he's still surfing these stupid things~
elan_einlhander (21:32:45): *drops a carrot in his shorts*
elan_einlhander (21:32:47): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:23): "Sexy mom," lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:31): ....That's enough for me!
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:31): David: "You disgust me, sexy mom."
elan_einlhander (21:34:32): SOLD!
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:34:39): Doug is sold by the MILF.
elan_einlhander (21:35:18): Ladymichiru@#athabascor: u better
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:22): Lol. One of the pre-set choices for Build is "a few extra pounds," lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:22): Regretting that already.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:23): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:28): Regretting what?
elan_einlhander (21:35:37): Adding her, lol, I told him he's on probation for her.
elan_einlhander (21:35:42): She messes up, they both go.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:16): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:18): Oh.
elan_einlhander (21:36:25): Oh god she does the ^^ thing
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:27): I thought you said you WEREN'T gonna add her.
elan_einlhander (21:36:37): *hovers his finger over chat kick Lady*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:56): No, but read this.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:04): What do you want to never have to regret doing or not doing? At least smile if nothing else. I am happy just brushing my little girls hair. Still I'd like to touch a body that's bigger then mine. One that I can feel against me, with me, and for me. Sometimes, I wish I could feel a mans chest against my face, the soft touch of his lips against mine. His beautiful strong hands around my face. Along with the best intimate friendship. But whatever. I am yet to be found by a man who shares these desires. F-K IT! 
elan_einlhander (21:37:32): ..... I hate people, so much.
elan_einlhander (21:37:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:48): She sounds all sensitive and stuff, and then the end just cracked me up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:52): F-K IT!
elan_einlhander (21:37:59): F-K IT!
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:02): Like she was just getting more and more angry as she typed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:07): Picture it.
elan_einlhander (21:38:09): I am.
elan_einlhander (21:38:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:38:12): Explosion.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:12): Name: "Outdoor Jane - Are you Tarzan?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:19): *doesn't read mini-description... just the name*
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:24): *looks down at self*
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:27): ...Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:46): Name: "Nerd girl seeks dork boy."
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:52): David: "Helloooo nurse."
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:54): *perks up*
elan_einlhander (21:39:55): rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:04): Such good times.
elan_einlhander (21:40:10): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (21:40:15): Or as I've started saying
elan_einlhander (21:40:16): Verily.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:16): Body type: Voluptuous, rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:40:19): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:14): "I can be charming and innocent, or raunchy and perverted. It really depends on my mood and who I'm around."
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:18): David: "...That's... sad."
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:36): In other words.
elan_einlhander (21:41:38): She's a whore.
elan_einlhander (21:42:11): "I'm all sweet and innocent until a really hot guy comes around, then I'm comin' around in a whoooooole 'nother way."
elan_einlhander (21:42:34): *cracks himself up*
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:35): Name: "To infinity and beyond!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:38): David: "Also sad."
elan_einlhander (21:42:39): *at his sheer wittyness*
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:05): This girl's name is "Looking for a good guy," but she's also not looking for a serious relationship.
elan_einlhander (21:43:24): So what's she want him for? A father figure?
elan_einlhander (21:43:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:53): http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1084463808-319478
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:21): The pic sold me, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:44:33): *still laughing*
elan_einlhander (21:44:43): He's got a LOT of self-confidence.
elan_einlhander (21:44:45): He has to.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:45:21): That thing is 21.
elan_einlhander (21:45:23): Go figure.
elan_einlhander (21:45:27): It looks 12.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:32): Name: "A souful woman of god awaits her king."
elan_einlhander (21:45:47): Kinky.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:48): David: "...You're waiting for Jesus to drop you aline from an online dating service?"
elan_einlhander (21:46:08): Go Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:34): DOUG THAT'S NOT APPRORPRIATE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:59): Doug, go back to your cage.
elan_einlhander (21:47:04): *snivel*
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:16): *Library sign replaced with "Library / Doug Containment Unit.*
elan_einlhander (21:47:25): No worshipping of Jesus in THIS class.
elan_einlhander (21:47:36): Except for the Reverand.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:39): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:40): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:41): rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:47:46): THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ONE.
elan_einlhander (21:47:47): Mind you
elan_einlhander (21:47:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:49): Reverend Londale Nelson.
elan_einlhander (21:47:50): How dare I.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:55): "Reverend Londale?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:59): He took an online course, rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:48:00): How dare I question his holy authority.
elan_einlhander (21:48:04): HE DID?
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:05): Yes.
elan_einlhander (21:48:08): TELL ME YOU"RE KIDDING
elan_einlhander (21:48:09): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:10): No, I'm not.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:12): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:48:14): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:48:44): I wonder what there is to learn.
elan_einlhander (21:48:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:53): Dos and Donts of Christianity.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:03): DOS.
elan_einlhander (21:49:18): Do's.
elan_einlhander (21:49:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:23): Dont's
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:24): He had to learn DOS.
elan_einlhander (21:49:27): HE DID.
elan_einlhander (21:49:32): Because that's step one of God's whim.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:54): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:50:02): DOS and Basic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:07): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:50:14): Then HTML.
elan_einlhander (21:50:20): THE KEY TO RELIGION IS PROGRAMMING.
elan_einlhander (21:50:21): DUH
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:25): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:51:09): Yo yo yo check me OUT.
elan_einlhander (21:51:12): "Please no"
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:51:34): I overdressed my salad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:48): Nice.
elan_einlhander (21:51:55): Not nice.
elan_einlhander (21:51:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:15): NAME: "I'm a falling star. Can you catch me?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:21): Build: "Voluptuous."
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:28): David: "*John voice* NAW!!!"
elan_einlhander (21:54:32): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:54:35): I SAID IT OUT LOUD.
elan_einlhander (21:54:43): *can't stop doing it now*
elan_einlhander (21:54:49): *wishes he had a mic*
elan_einlhander (21:55:36): The willy-nilly use of the world "voluptuous" on Yahoo! personels.
elan_einlhander (21:55:38): personals*
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:44): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:58): Name: "Can you keep me interested?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:00): David: "*John voice* NAW!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:04): ~keeps going~
elan_einlhander (21:56:14): *shakes his head while saying it*
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:35): John making fun of them now, too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:49): John: "Her description said 'vary smart and creative.'"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:02): Notice her creative spelling of "very."
elan_einlhander (21:57:10): She's just that creative.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:40): Name: "Are you a real man?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:45): David: "*unzips fly*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:50): David: "*examines*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:54): David: "*John voice* NAW!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:22): Name: "whale lover in search of my humpback ;)"
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:25): David: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:32): David: "*keeps scrolling*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:58:43): Whale lover.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:56): "Hey John, I think I found you a woman."
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:13): Oh snap.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:34): Fat girl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:39): Name: "Mmm... cheese."
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:43): David: cracking up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:08): Karen tells us she's a guy irl.
elan_einlhander (22:02:10): Doug is heavily worried.
elan_einlhander (22:02:16): Because Karen does this ^_^ a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:22): Lol. So do we, though.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:23): Brb.
elan_einlhander (22:02:28): I don't.
elan_einlhander (22:02:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:32): Dunno what YOU do.
elan_einlhander (22:02:34): Gay-boy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:35): But, then again, I'ma girl IRL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:42): I just play a guy on the internet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:43): Now brb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:15): I should make one of these, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:26): Name: "Struggling Idealist Seeks Perfect Girl."
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:33): And then make a huge list of things I want in a girl, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:08:40): ROfl.
elan_einlhander (22:08:43): RoFl.
elan_einlhander (22:08:45): ROFl.
elan_einlhander (22:08:48): RofL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:08): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:09:10): Yes.
elan_einlhander (22:09:18): Even ebtter times on Teen Titans though.
elan_einlhander (22:09:20): better*
elan_einlhander (22:09:26): Starfire got a pet maggot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:31): David sees:
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:35): Starfire got pregnant.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:39): David: :OOOOO
elan_einlhander (22:09:42): *spits all over his monitor*
elan_einlhander (22:09:45): *literally*
elan_einlhander (22:09:50): Crap dude, I need a towel, brb.
elan_einlhander (22:11:09): I was drinking my water bottle, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:17): Sorry? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:21): Forgiven.
elan_einlhander (22:11:35): Starfire's adora.... bility lightened my spirits.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:41): so no revenge today.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:45): Adorableness. Anyway, I'm going to bed.
elan_einlhander (22:11:54): Adorableness, that's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (22:12:00): But then again, randomness.
elan_einlhander (22:12:01): FINE
elan_einlhander (22:12:02): Go
elan_einlhander (22:12:04): WHO NEEDS YAH
elan_einlhander (22:12:11): NOT ME MACk
elan_einlhander (22:12:15): THAT'S WHO
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:18): Lol. P... C-E. R-E-double T.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:20): Peace.

11-8-04


vencabot_teppoo (16:00:26): Doug, the problem with really beautiful girls is that I don't know who they are.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:27): Put that on a shirt and sell it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:18): Doug is typing.
elan_einlhander (16:08:31): *takes a big Sharpee marker and a plain white t-shirt and writes THE PROBLEM WITH REALLY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IS and then flips it around and writes I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE."
elan_einlhander (16:08:36): *sells it to you for ten dollars*
elan_einlhander (16:08:37): There.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:48): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:50): *oct*
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:52): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:09:15): Doug, this morning
elan_einlhander (16:09:19): "Welp, time for school"
elan_einlhander (16:09:23): *walks outside*
elan_einlhander (16:09:29): "Welp, time to go back to bed."
elan_einlhander (16:09:31): *does so*
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:32): I realized today that MegaMan X 4 was the pinnacle of the series.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:42): Really?
elan_einlhander (16:12:49): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:12:55): That was the best point.
elan_einlhander (16:13:12): Voices, cinematics, diversity between X and Zero.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:13:24): Why did they drop the voices?
elan_einlhander (16:13:30): A mere boss introduction.
elan_einlhander (16:13:52): "JET.. STINGRAAAY"
elan_einlhander (16:13:53): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:14:00): X6.
elan_einlhander (16:14:06): *rock and roll music, boss picture*
elan_einlhander (16:14:08): *Doug waiting*
elan_einlhander (16:14:10): *nothing*
elan_einlhander (16:14:11): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:19): Doug: *oct*
elan_einlhander (16:14:24): No
elan_einlhander (16:14:24): Never
elan_einlhander (16:14:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:14:39): Apparently Kim's been talkin' smack 'bout me since last night-izzle.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:55): Well, you know what that means.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:58): @#$%^ gotta die.
elan_einlhander (16:15:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:14): She claims I didn't turn the heat on high enough or something.
elan_einlhander (16:15:19): That it was on fifty.
elan_einlhander (16:15:25): The temperature of the ROOM was fifty.
elan_einlhander (16:15:30): I had it set to 65.
elan_einlhander (16:15:48): Our thermostat displays room tempurature, you have to push one of the arrows to see what it's set for.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:52): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (16:16:07): But hey, whatever, she dropped off Ramen noodles and soup.
elan_einlhander (16:16:09): So it's all gravy
elan_einlhander (16:16:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:12): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:18): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:26): But, about what I was saying earlier.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:31): Look at this ad, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:31): Yes do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:34): http://spe.atdmt.com/b/MHMTNMNETAS1/160x600AS_MSN_Member_BlEye2.gif
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:46): That's all, lol. That ad came up on Hotmail and I felt compelled to say it.
elan_einlhander (16:17:01): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:17:16): 805,345 blue-eyed women
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:58): David: "*clicking through Hotmail... sees ad* :O"
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:07): Ads are supposed to get your attention... so there you go.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:31): This girl at work is driving me nuts.
elan_einlhander (16:18:36): I hope I find out she has a boyfriend.
elan_einlhander (16:18:40): So I can go "HA!"
elan_einlhander (16:18:44): And be done with it.
elan_einlhander (16:18:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:53): Yeah. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:59): She has a boyfriend... punk.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:01): ~is~
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:16): Or maybe she's the PERFECT GIRL?!@? :DDDDDOOOOO
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:23): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:27): :DDDDOOOOOO
elan_einlhander (16:19:34): *spirals with flashy colours*
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:37): Emoticon hybrid.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:19): I recently realized that outward appearances really have nothing... NOTHING to do with a person's personality, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:25): Except that, ya know... if they're fat, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:20:42): Like Cody.
elan_einlhander (16:20:49): Dan argued with me today about that.
elan_einlhander (16:20:54): That I can't hate Cody for being fat.
elan_einlhander (16:21:02): And I really can.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:32): Lol. Fat people have fat personalities.
elan_einlhander (16:23:39): He was so defensive too.
elan_einlhander (16:23:48): I was like his disgusting obiesety makes me queasy.
elan_einlhander (16:24:04): And that picture in the living room.
elan_einlhander (16:24:06): Every day.
elan_einlhander (16:24:08): I have to see
elan_einlhander (16:24:10): "GNAAAAAH"
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:12): :D ))
elan_einlhander (16:24:14): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:24:16): Well put David.,
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:19): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (16:24:27): His teeth.
elan_einlhander (16:24:38): I wish there was a buck-tooth emoticon.
elan_einlhander (16:24:41): Overbite.
elan_einlhander (16:24:55): A Brittish emoticon if you would.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:02): : B
elan_einlhander (16:25:08): Rofl, that might do it.
elan_einlhander (16:25:15): :B ))
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:22): Brb.
elan_einlhander (16:25:26): Okayt.
elan_einlhander (16:25:28): Okay*
elan_einlhander (16:37:15): I HEAR CHRONO TRIGGER.
elan_einlhander (16:44:10): *heard the blip and bloop of the cursor*
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:22): lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:34): Doug's losing his mind.
elan_einlhander (16:44:36): It's like when you see Ericka, lol. -_-
elan_einlhander (16:44:38): I just snapped.
elan_einlhander (16:44:41): I lept out of the chair.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:51): Yep, pretty pathetic, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:45:01): Kaijen@#athabascor: ...CT? eh.. i though it was OK
elan_einlhander (16:45:15): Kaijen has been removed from chat#athabascor
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:22): Lol. Nice, Doug.
elan_einlhander (16:45:30): I'll bring him back later.
elan_einlhander (16:49:40): So out of character.
elan_einlhander (16:49:42): Way to snap Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:15): Snap?
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:22): When you kicked him out, you mean?
elan_einlhander (16:54:04): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:54:19): I let him back, that was silly of me.
elan_einlhander (16:54:20): Silly....
elan_einlhander (16:54:21): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:21): I'm gonna freak out. ~deep breaths~
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:38): I'm not gonna freak out.
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:39): ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:57:47): *talking to Lynnette now*
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:58:55): She was on for like half an hour, and didn't message me.
elan_einlhander (16:58:58): So I was like TIME TO BE A MAN
elan_einlhander (16:59:02): And sent her a message.
elan_einlhander (16:59:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:31): Shit. Shiiit.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:39): I'm on fire. Damn it! No!
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:52): DAMN IT WHAT AM I GONNA DO. AHHH I'M FREAKING OUT lol
elan_einlhander (17:00:01): Hey
elan_einlhander (17:00:04): Watch your mouth young man.
elan_einlhander (17:00:09): *points at the corner*
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:17): No, I'm outta here.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:19): I can't take it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:22): I really can't.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:24): NO, I CAN.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:27): >_O
elan_einlhander (17:00:52): *won't even bother*
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:58): Thanks, Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:00:58): *doesn't have to*
elan_einlhander (17:01:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:01:07): David's inner debate.
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:33): NO!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (17:01:46): I SAID WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU SNIVELLING BABY.
elan_einlhander (17:11:20): Oh god.
elan_einlhander (17:11:22): Come on now.
elan_einlhander (17:11:36): Way to handle that.
elan_einlhander (19:04:36): Well, when you're done hyperventilating, I need the Starcraft registration key again.

11-9-04


vencabot_teppoo (13:26:17): I'll send you the key as an offline message or whatever the next time I get up.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:23): Lord knows when that'll be.
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:28): Hey, Doug. Good to see ya.
elan_einlhander (14:45:40): Always.
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:46:18): Have that CD-key?
elan_einlhander (14:46:20): My brother is right here.
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:30): Ok. Let me GEEET UUUP and find it. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:46:37): Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:30): Ok. I gotta poop real bad, but I'll try and read this off, loll
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:38): 3603
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:42): 45084
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:46): 0307
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:47): That's all.
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:50): Now brb
elan_einlhander (14:49:51): All right, thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:17): Alright, back.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:21): What's up, anyway? Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:56:40): Just got out of the shower, talking to my brother about whether or not it's Tuesday.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:47): Oh, it is. Trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:56:58): My computer shut him up.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:06): Oooh, smack down.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:11): Computer style.
elan_einlhander (14:57:15): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (14:59:11): The other computer hit a new low.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:15): ?
elan_einlhander (14:59:24): Started talking.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:49): ..."Heeeeelp meee..."
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:00:04): No, it was talking about fatty deposits and working them off.
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:17): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (15:00:28): Somehow
elan_einlhander (15:00:29): Some ad
elan_einlhander (15:00:31): got into the computer.
elan_einlhander (15:00:36): And it was a vocal one.
elan_einlhander (15:00:38): Several of them.
elan_einlhander (15:00:47): That popped up about two seconds apart.
elan_einlhander (15:00:52): So it created an echo in the words.
elan_einlhander (15:00:56): At 2:40 in the morning.
elan_einlhander (15:00:59): When Iwas laying in my bed
elan_einlhander (15:01:01): In the dark.
elan_einlhander (15:01:06): And I just start hearing stuff.
elan_einlhander (15:01:12): And it was that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:51): NNice.
elan_einlhander (15:01:56): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:02:03): So I again had to shut it down.
elan_einlhander (15:02:12): Via the power switch, since the seven second thing doesn't work.
elan_einlhander (15:02:30): And now once again everyone gets mad at me for doing so.
vencabot_teppoo (15:02:44): Couldn't just turn the volume down?
elan_einlhander (15:02:55): It would still get filled with the stuff.
elan_einlhander (15:03:00): You know that's not good for it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:38): Well, if it was on, you could at least close the ads and try to fix it if it were on.
elan_einlhander (15:03:55): Not at 2:40 in the morning I'm not, lol
elan_einlhander (15:04:04): I was a zombie on a rampage.
elan_einlhander (15:04:10): "MAW, SHUT UP!@"
vencabot_teppoo (15:04:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:04:14): *click*
elan_einlhander (15:04:17): "ha!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:15): DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:22): I thought I'd never be so happy to see you, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:25): Sorry for my abrudt departure.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:31): I was so bored and alone. ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:33): *oct*
elan_einlhander (20:19:38): Pansy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:44): Every two minutes, I'd be like, "Where's Doug..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:53): Cameron just blabbers about trumpet stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:19:56): Doug was at work.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:57): He really is the perfect band geek.
elan_einlhander (20:20:01): Yes, yes he does.
elan_einlhander (20:20:09): Seems like he's always buying a mouth piece.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:12): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:15): Yeah, exactly.
elan_einlhander (20:20:19): On E-Bay.
elan_einlhander (20:20:21): Or something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:22): That's what the conversation consisted of today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:34): That and he's writing the solo to some... song... by some guy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:37): How was work? Fool?
elan_einlhander (20:23:02): Unpleasant.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:25): More so than usual? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:23:34): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:46): How so?
elan_einlhander (20:24:05): Just a bad environment.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:13): NEGATIVITY in the air?
elan_einlhander (20:24:20): No.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:35): ...Then how?
elan_einlhander (20:24:41): Just was.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:16): I'll take your word for it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:21): Doug wizzard.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:50): Yuuugibooy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:14): I WILL DESTROY YOU!
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:17): *draw sword*
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:21): *MAGIC SWORD*
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:16): DaRe To Be DiFfErEnT. "yOu LaUgH bEcAuSe I'm DiFfErEnT. i LaUgH bEcAuSe YoU'rE aLl ThE sAmE" -aNoNoMoUs. 
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:19): David: "...How do you put that on a website."
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:25): David: "What's the matter with you."
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:30): David: "I can't... comprehend..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:39): David: "...how stupid you are... just for capitalizing..."
elan_einlhander (23:57:44): He's different.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:45): David: "...every other... letter..."
elan_einlhander (23:57:47): Can';t you read.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:51): David: "...head... exploding..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:05): No, but really. I should make that my profile, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:07): DaRe To Be DiFfErEnT. "yOu LaUgH bEcAuSe I'm DiFfErEnT. i LaUgH bEcAuSe YoU'rE aLl ThE sAmE" -aNoNoMoUs. 
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:13): Good lord.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:15): It's hideous.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:21): Indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:39): My GoD i ShOuLd StArT tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:08): WhY hAvE i BeEn TyPiNg NoRmAlLy FoR aLl ThEsE yEaRs?!!1111
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:21): Stop that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:29): No.
elan_einlhander (23:59:32): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:33): I mean... oN.
elan_einlhander (23:59:33): Hurting my head.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:37): Or.. Lol. Ok.

11-10-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:02): Meanwhile, I have no idea how I got to this part of the internet...
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:16): But I've apparently stumbled into a place where all the nerds gather to over think stupid things.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:26): What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:34): This is what I mean.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:36): http://www.nintendoland.com/home2.htm?articles/smb_2_is_different.htm
elan_einlhander (0:01:37): ....those pictures aren't similar at all.
elan_einlhander (0:01:40): *saw the first two*
elan_einlhander (0:01:58): Okay the third is
elan_einlhander (0:02:02): Only by the Snifit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:04): Yeah, but they're saying that this Doki Doki game actually IS the prototype for Super Mario Bros. 2.
elan_einlhander (0:03:27): ....Okay?
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:44): ...Exactly, lol. I guess that explains why Mario 2 was different... Guess it isn't really Mario at all.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:45): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:49): *thumbs up!*
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:04:11): Or
elan_einlhander (0:04:13): Maybe
elan_einlhander (0:04:23): Nintendo just wanted to make Mario 2 different than Mario 1.
elan_einlhander (0:04:26): *shrugs*
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:48): Japan's Super Mario Bros. 2 Before Doki Doki Panic was even released, there already was a Super Mario Bros. 2 in Japan. Using the same "engine" as Super Mario Bros., featuring different levels, SMB2(J) was basically a harder version of SMB. Perhaps, too hard...? Deemed too challenging for American players, SMB2(J) was never released in America. Later on, however, SMB2(J) was included in Super Mario All-Stars as "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels" and in Super Mario Bros. Deluxe as "Super Mario Bros. for Super Players." But even before America got to play SMB2(J), SMB2(USA) was released in Japan as "Super Mario USA." Confused yet? 
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): Page 20, second paragraph: If you place a door in a certain place, there will be a heart that will increase your life meter. Change heart to Mushroom. In Doki Doki Panic, it was a heart that would appear. They forgot to change that in the manual for SMB2. The screen shot of Phanto on page 24 is actually a screen shot of the Phanto from Doki Doki Panic. In the Enemies section (and credits), the names Birdo (26) and Ostro (27) are switched. 
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:03): :O
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:30): :OOOO
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:03): Wow, these articles are nerdtastic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:05): http://www.nintendoland.com/home2.htm?articles/smb_2_is_different.htm
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:07): Oops.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:15): Oh, I see. Frames. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:25): http://www.nintendoland.com/articles/bloodline.htm
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:30): This will interest you, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:04): Arguing that Link in every game is the same Link... I think he's severely over-thinking it.
elan_einlhander (0:13:14): He made that all up.
elan_einlhander (0:13:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:18): It's a video game.
elan_einlhander (0:13:22): Not history.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:24): It doesn't matter, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:30): It's whatever the heck Nintendo says it isl
elan_einlhander (0:13:31): is*
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:31): It's Zelda. Every one is a new one.
elan_einlhander (0:13:37): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:38): Well, almost every one, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:42): He's arguing with Nintendo, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:47): OH YEAH.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:53): I remember what Nintendo said now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:58): They already cleaned all that up.
elan_einlhander (0:14:03): But this guy is like
elan_einlhander (0:14:07): 'You guys are wrong'
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:39): Omg, this guy is a nerd, lol. I'm having a blast.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:55): I dare so, burasutu.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:21): Lol. Here's a nice description:
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:30): Links and Zeldas By: Zelda mystery man The author of this article doesn't believe in the Zelda timeline presented by Nintendo on their website. Instead he has a theory of his own... 
elan_einlhander (0:16:42): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:44): Doug: "...N-no."
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:55): Doug: "See, it doesn't work that way."
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:11): That's sorta sad.
elan_einlhander (0:17:15): That nerdy.
elan_einlhander (0:17:17): It's like a disease.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:28): Pokemon : Good/Bad? By: budman592@hotmail.com Many have tried to give an answer this question a long time now. Here is one opinion... 
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:46): They're good by nature.
elan_einlhander (0:17:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:48): That should be the next Pokemon installment.
elan_einlhander (0:17:51): So says the CREATORS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:54): Pokemon Good and Pokemon Bad.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:11): Doug would get Pokemon Bad, since everyone else got Pokemon Good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:19): That's actually
elan_einlhander (0:18:21): Very accurate.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:45): I know. I'm a master Doug-analyst.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:51): But really, I'm gonna read this one, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:59): Who invited you guys? By: Sunset Kirby An article by an old N-fan, about Mario, Luigi, Pokemon, Nintendo and just about everything else... 
elan_einlhander (0:19:00): God be with you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:16): The next one down was "Anime Sexist?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:26): David: "*John voice* NAAAW!!! *shakes head wildly*"
elan_einlhander (0:19:34): Don't do that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:42): I used to wear a red hat. It had a picture of Mickey Mouse and it had an "M" on it. I used to pretend to be Mario. Once there was a magazine ad somewhere where you could get your name on your hat. I bought a red one and got the name "Mario" printed on it and my brother got one with "Luigi." Now, I have a collection of Mario games, a new Mario hat, the beanbag collection, blue overalls, a red shirt, and a little Mario I hang around my neck. So I guess you can see I'm a pretty big Mario fan. 
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:50): Doug, you just lost your nerdiness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:53): Congratulations.
elan_einlhander (0:21:14): I feel like a better man.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:37): But I got older, and got more Mario (and a few days ago, bought Paper Mario). And that's when Pokemon came in. I grew out of it, but used to be a fan. I used to buy merchandise, cards, watch the shows, wrote and read comics, and more. My life was great, or so I thought. Everyone was so obsessed. And everyone was giving less and less attention to the guy who started it all--Super Mario. 
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:38): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:58): Mario was always everyone's favorite. But now, when I ask people what their favorite game is, even people I know who have liked Mario in the past, their response is "Pokemon." When they say that now, it makes me sick.
elan_einlhander (0:22:00): Poor Mario.
elan_einlhander (0:22:07): Who says that, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:12): He must hang out with six year ols.
elan_einlhander (0:22:13): olds*
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:19): I wouldn't doubt it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:26): Or people that aren't actual video-game enthusiasts.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:57): This guy is scaring me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:08): "I can't stand to look at Pokemon anymore. It is one of the worst things ever."
elan_einlhander (0:23:26): He's gonna kill the leader of Game Phreak or something.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:39): And another thing that is ruining the Nintendo business. One word: Playstation. Two words: It stinks. The idea came from Nintendo and Sega. And everyone thinks it's o-so good. You should thank the people who gave it to you and give them a little respect. Buy a Nintendo. Buy a Sega and let them know you appreciate their idea.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:49): David: "GOOD LORD, IT'S JUST A GAME."
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:53): David: "GET OVER IT!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:54): LOL.
elan_einlhander (0:24:15): Lol,I remember hating Playstation before I owned one.
elan_einlhander (0:24:20): Since I was a die-hard Nintendo guy.
elan_einlhander (0:24:29): But I'm quite content with Nintendo *and* Playstation.
elan_einlhander (0:24:34): I get the best of both worlds, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:40): "But Doug, waht about X-Box?"
elan_einlhander (0:24:44): "What ABOUT X-Box?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Lol. Doug should get an X-Box.
elan_einlhander (0:25:09): I'll die first.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:45): Then die, Doug Allen.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:48): *bang*
elan_einlhander (0:26:52): I swear to God I'm going to school tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:09): Do it, Doug. DO IT!!! C'MOOOOON.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:33): Gotta stop procrastinating.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:46): C'MOOOOOON! ~gets killed by something~
elan_einlhander (0:27:57): Stop that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:23): Mmm, hungry.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:29): ~wanders off~
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:03): Welp, I'm gonna log offxorz.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:21): After that, who knows.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:26): Maybe I'll kill and eat my brother.
elan_einlhander (0:35:37): Bye.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:39): And make a guy called Super Kill Bros.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:20): Heya Doug.
elan_einlhander (20:19:30): Evening.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:47): I found a really cool site with some really sweet cartoons. Interested at all?
elan_einlhander (20:20:22): I suppose.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:27): http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/36/
elan_einlhander (20:20:30): I got you three applications that you're going to fill out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:43): I'll let you explore yourself from there. Really? I'll go over to your house tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:48): You have work or no?
elan_einlhander (20:20:52): No work.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:01): Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:24:22): Know what I'm real sick of right now?
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:49): What?
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:51): *cough*
elan_einlhander (20:24:58): Other than you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:25:03): Forwarded crap.
elan_einlhander (20:25:09): Stupid, forwarded, crap.
elan_einlhander (20:25:17): You know what I'm talking aboyt.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:18): Who forwards you crap, aside from that girl?
elan_einlhander (20:25:19): about*
elan_einlhander (20:25:23): Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (20:25:28): She finds she thinks is just oh so cool.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:29): Yeah, that girl. Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (20:25:36): And sends it to everyone on her contact list.
elan_einlhander (20:25:39): I never do that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:41): Tell her to stop forwarding you crap.
elan_einlhander (20:25:42): Who does that?
elan_einlhander (20:25:43): I am
elan_einlhander (20:25:46): Very angrily.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:49): Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:27:07): Oh... my heavenly God.
elan_einlhander (20:27:14): Sending me an e-mail about how cool it is to be ignorant.
elan_einlhander (20:27:23): I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
elan_einlhander (20:27:25): In big
elan_einlhander (20:27:27): Big
elan_einlhander (20:27:28): text
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:29): ...Yeah. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:32): Kill now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:35): Not later.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:42): I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. 
elan_einlhander (20:28:23): So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. 
elan_einlhander (20:28:25): *twitch*
elan_einlhander (20:28:34): Pass this to someone and brighten their day by helping them remember the Simple Things in Life. ((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))) Hope Ya'll join me ! 
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:37): Ew.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:41): Get it off me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:43): It's sticky.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:45): *TWITCH*
elan_einlhander (20:30:22): I am half-tempted to KILL YOU just for sending me that, it's bad enough you forward any whimsical thing you find to everyone you know, but this just takes the cake. Way to want to live an ignorant life, way to want to abandon responsibility. Don't forward me anything else unless it's tasteful, and I'm not meaning this to be rude, that just really irritated the life out of me right there. -Einlhander
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:36): Rofl. 'Whimsical.'
elan_einlhander (20:30:45): I couldn't think of a better word.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:49): That is a great word.
elan_einlhander (20:31:05): Dollars to dougnuts says
elan_einlhander (20:31:08): She'll get real "pissy"
elan_einlhander (20:31:13): And never want to speak to me again.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:14): Oh, MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:30): Wait... Dougnuts?
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:35): Dougnuts.
elan_einlhander (20:31:42): ....
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:42): Dollars to Dougnuts.
elan_einlhander (20:31:44): Doughnuts*
elan_einlhander (20:31:48): Not Doug-nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:57): ~third grade sense of humour~
elan_einlhander (20:31:59): New unit of currency.
elan_einlhander (20:32:12): Well
elan_einlhander (20:32:13): At least
elan_einlhander (20:32:21): I have this home-cooked meal to calm my spirit.
elan_einlhander (20:32:26): Spent the entire night being a prophet.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:27): Home-cooked meal?
elan_einlhander (20:32:29): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:32:36): Lasagna. salad, garlic bread, broccoli.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:40): MMM!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:41): PUNK.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:43): ~is hungry~
elan_einlhander (20:32:51): I guess everyone has started feeling sorry for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:51): Garlic bread... broccoli...
elan_einlhander (20:32:56): This is third meal in a week made for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:08): My mom almost wanted you to live with her, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:31): I was telling her that your mom is thinking of selling your house, and she was like, "Well, I can clean out the back room that you used to live in, and he can move in with me."
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:37): And I was like, "...Are you SERIOUS?!"
elan_einlhander (20:33:39): Awwww.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:52): And then she was like, "Oh, but we only have one bathroom... and I don't wanna share my bathroom with someone."
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:57): See, that's the David's mom I know and love, not the "STAY AWAY FROM DOUG'S HOUSE" imposter we ha-
elan_einlhander (20:33:58): ....
elan_einlhander (20:33:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:34:00): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:25): Lol. Good times. Yeah, my mom appears to be back to normal.
elan_einlhander (20:35:09): I swear to God I'm going to school tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (20:35:11): *keeps saying it*
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:23): If I go to school, I'll drop by your house first.
elan_einlhander (20:35:30): Bastard.
elan_einlhander (20:35:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:35:33): Er
elan_einlhander (20:35:34): Jerk.
elan_einlhander (20:35:35): Sorry.
elan_einlhander (20:35:43): I am such a Prophet.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:51): Doug is a prophet?
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:54): Of darkness?
elan_einlhander (20:35:56): Gave advice for two straight hours today at work.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:01): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:36:07): And finally, some people are realizing that I know EVERYTHING there is worth knowing.
elan_einlhander (20:36:10): And respecting it.
elan_einlhander (20:36:16): Because I really do.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:17): Excellent. I'm happy for you.
elan_einlhander (20:36:28): But, funny story.
elan_einlhander (20:36:36): This girl, who's having trouble with this guy she's with.
elan_einlhander (20:36:47): Suddenly comes out and tells me she thinks interacial relationships are wrong.
elan_einlhander (20:36:51): So I'm like "Oh? Explain."
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:52): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:37:01): And I go "No wait, waaaaaaait a second"
elan_einlhander (20:37:05): "You're with a Mexican.":
elan_einlhander (20:37:11): "A stinky, dirty, Mexican"
elan_einlhander (20:37:11): No
elan_einlhander (20:37:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:37:15): Not that second part.
elan_einlhander (20:37:18): But the first part.
elan_einlhander (20:37:23): The guy she's with IS MEXICAN
elan_einlhander (20:37:24): Or half, dunno
elan_einlhander (20:37:27): At leasth alf.
elan_einlhander (20:37:29): half*
elan_einlhander (20:37:32): And she goes
elan_einlhander (20:37:40): "No I just mean.... *real quiet* black people and white people*"
elan_einlhander (20:37:44): I laughed at her.
elan_einlhander (20:37:49): For being so ignorant and biased.
elan_einlhander (20:38:19): And I asked her why she felt it was wrong, and she couldn't give me an answer, just kept saying "It's just how I feel."
elan_einlhander (20:38:39): Now, I understand some people just being vividly racist and frowing on interacial couples.
elan_einlhander (20:38:49): But just being biased against black people going with white people is.... odd.
elan_einlhander (20:38:53): And for no reason?
elan_einlhander (20:39:03): I don't understand, and I made her think a whole boat-load about it.
elan_einlhander (20:39:08): She was all deep in thought.
elan_einlhander (20:39:37): It was hilarious how she keep whispering "black people and white people"
elan_einlhander (20:39:45): I was like "It's not 1953 you know."
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:24): Wow... That's weird.
elan_einlhander (20:40:32): It is, but at least I got her to think.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:32): Maybe she should talk with Harry.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:40:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:40:36): Harry.
elan_einlhander (20:40:42): Harry is so afraid.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:51): Of black people.
elan_einlhander (20:42:54): I hesitantly gave her my e-mail address if she felt she needed further council.
elan_einlhander (20:42:59): Let us hope I do not come to regret that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:01): You probably will.
elan_einlhander (20:44:03): Probably.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:07): AND...
elan_einlhander (20:44:08): But, as always, gotta have faith.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:12): you'll get stabbed by her boyfriend.
elan_einlhander (20:44:15): Good point
elan_einlhander (20:44:16): OH
elan_einlhander (20:44:16): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:17): If he is indeed Mexican.
elan_einlhander (20:44:22): He works at Meijer.
elan_einlhander (20:44:33): And her and I are together half the time talking.
elan_einlhander (20:44:38): So I'm like "I am gonna get so stabbed."
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:44): SO stabbed.
elan_einlhander (20:44:49): In SO many places.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:56): Lol. No, mostly in the same place.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:58): Just many times.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:40): Maybe I say 'lol' too much.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:44): *Laughs*
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:47): ...
elan_einlhander (20:45:48): No
elan_einlhander (20:45:53): NAW
elan_einlhander (20:45:54): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:05): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:17): John's theory on typing: Capital letters = good.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:26): Or, should I say, Capital Letters = Good.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:46:31): Gaga
elan_einlhander (20:46:33): ...
elan_einlhander (20:46:34): Haha*
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:41): That's the second time you've done that, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:46:46): Shut up.
elan_einlhander (20:46:48): Loser.
elan_einlhander (20:46:51): *Laughs*
elan_einlhander (20:46:56): *Laughs.*
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:59): Whenever I'm laughing at my PC and you do that, I just stop... and then start again.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:08): elan_einlhander: "Gaga"
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:11): David: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:18): elan_einlhander: "*Haha"
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:22): David: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:47:57): This tupperware bowl.
elan_einlhander (20:47:59): On one side
elan_einlhander (20:48:02): It says Meatloaf
elan_einlhander (20:48:03): On the other
elan_einlhander (20:48:10): It says Spanish rice
elan_einlhander (20:48:16): *hesitantly opens top*
elan_einlhander (20:48:18): *looks inside*
elan_einlhander (20:48:21): "salad?"
elan_einlhander (20:48:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:24): It's salad.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:33): It's salad.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:35): Not meatloaf.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:39): It's confused.
elan_einlhander (20:48:39): Or rice.
elan_einlhander (20:48:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:02): Still cold, Doug?
elan_einlhander (20:49:12): Nope, pilot light is operational.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:17): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:49:21): Verily.
elan_einlhander (20:49:43): Oh man, I dunno if I can eat all of this warm delicious lasagna.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:50): Bas- punk.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:54): Alllllll of this lasagna.
elan_einlhander (20:49:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:06): Who loves the chocolate?
elan_einlhander (20:50:10): I think I'll go take a dump, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:13): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:21): ~such a third-grade sense of humour~
elan_einlhander (20:53:12): Much better.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:36): David.
elan_einlhander (20:58:37): Imagine
elan_einlhander (20:58:40): Group of guys
elan_einlhander (20:58:43): Getting together
elan_einlhander (20:58:47): And playing Magic and drinking.
elan_einlhander (20:58:51): I would have never though
elan_einlhander (20:58:57): Two things like that could coexist.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:21): Disgusting.
elan_einlhander (20:59:25): And it begs the question of why.
elan_einlhander (20:59:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:59:52): "Heeeeey, you don't have enough lands for that..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:58): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:00:02): "Naw man, forget youuuuuuu."
elan_einlhander (21:11:28): Orraya shouts 'WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO CUT YOU HAIR AND DRESS PREPPY....REBELREBEL REBEL!!!'
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:41): I agree.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:11:47): Lol, darn conformists.
elan_einlhander (21:13:25): Extemper, talking about how terrible cathedars are to have.
elan_einlhander (21:13:30): Extemper is a girl mind you.
elan_einlhander (21:13:38): I was speechless.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:40): Cathedar? What's a cathedar?
elan_einlhander (21:13:52): THE TUBE THEY STICK IN YOUR PENIS
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:57): BWAK
elan_einlhander (21:13:59): ....or vagina, in this case.
elan_einlhander (21:14:16): I was like, you poor thing, lol, with your.... tiny hole?
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:47): You could stick a pipe up a girl if you had to, I can't imagine it's all that bad compared to our scenario.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:04): Lol. And they'd probably like it.
elan_einlhander (21:15:11): Most likely.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:12): But let's not get into THAT.
elan_einlhander (21:15:16): For real.
elan_einlhander (21:15:20): *gets into that all over the place*
elan_einlhander (21:15:21): ..
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:44): Bwak, that was nice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:14): Rofl
elan_einlhander (21:17:24): Just picked up Wilbur by his head and threw him against the desk.
elan_einlhander (21:17:29): For going "MREEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW"
elan_einlhander (21:17:31): Right under me.
elan_einlhander (21:17:43): I feel justified.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:57): "MREEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW *gag FWUMP*"
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:09): Doug: "AAAH!!!"
elan_einlhander (21:18:12): Rofll.
elan_einlhander (21:18:14): Rofl8
elan_einlhander (21:18:15): ...
elan_einlhander (21:18:16): Rofl*
elan_einlhander (21:25:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:25:14): Two plus three equals chair!
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:21): Lol. I saw the commercial for that.
elan_einlhander (21:25:30): Oh my god they're writing it down.
elan_einlhander (21:27:32): I wish I were German.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:37): Why?
elan_einlhander (21:27:50): I could be so much more angry.
elan_einlhander (21:28:31): I swear they have natural rage.
elan_einlhander (21:28:35): I need that rage, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:44): If I could control it, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:52): Lol. German are angry.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:08): AND I'M HUNGRY. I MUST EAT, God, I'm lazy. I've been saying that for the last two hours. I'm really gonna go make something now. Brb.
elan_einlhander (21:31:14): All right.
elan_einlhander (21:33:50): Rofl, love this episode.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:03): Last night I drew a pretty cool picture.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:08): End of story. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:11): Since Doug is so interested.
elan_einlhander (21:35:29): Yeah
elan_einlhander (21:37:30): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:41:51): Professor Chaos, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:58): I LOVE THIS
elan_einlhander (21:41:59): LOL
elan_einlhander (21:42:24): "It's fine if you're gay Butters, I don't care."
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:06): Poop swatches.
elan_einlhander (21:50:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:12): Swatches, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:38): jazz (09:55 PM) : Hello, how r u? David (09:56 PM) : ICQ is entirely infested with robots. jazz (09:56 PM) : you don't say David (09:56 PM) : Wait... are you real? Lol. jazz (09:57 PM) : think so??? David (09:58 PM) : ...I dunno. You're giving me pretty generic responses... They could be responses to anything. I hope I'm not getting duped... jazz (09:58 PM) : have to take your chances... David (09:58 PM) : ...Well, I'm David. Who are YOU? jazz (09:59 PM) : Melanie 
elan_einlhander (22:01:23): :o
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:37): I guess human beings still use ICQ, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:27): So what does she want?
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:41): I dunno. Guess my name came up on some random search.
elan_einlhander (22:02:54): Lol..
elan_einlhander (22:02:57): Watch, robot
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:03:02): Just a real well made one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:49): "Never before seen episodes of Dragon Ball GT."
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:10): Teen Titans is a great show.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:18): I remember when I thought it was gonna suck, before it came out. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:42): Sorry for my lack of response.
elan_einlhander (22:34:44): CPK fiasco.
elan_einlhander (22:34:46): Of a bad form.
elan_einlhander (22:34:50): I told them to sit
elan_einlhander (22:34:59): One gets up and I end up dragging her into the cpk again
elan_einlhander (22:35:04): She's like "I had to shift!"
elan_einlhander (22:35:08): "I SAID SIT YOUR ASS DOWN'
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:27): Idiot.
elan_einlhander (22:37:55): I told her, right before that, to obey an order no matter what
elan_einlhander (22:37:57): Not to question it
elan_einlhander (22:37:58): And ba,
elan_einlhander (22:37:59): bam*
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:06): Batman?
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:44): And Poison Ivy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:59): And Harlequin.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:02): I don't understand...
elan_einlhander (22:42:03): What?
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:11): On Static Shock.
elan_einlhander (22:42:27): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:42:28): Yeah
elan_einlhander (22:42:30): Don';t watch that.
elan_einlhander (22:42:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:38): Lol. Thanks for the advice.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:34): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:40): "Wow, you're really Batman!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:44): Batman: "...Yep."
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:49): Shock: "Where's Robin?"
elan_einlhander (22:45:54): He's with the Titans.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:55): Batman: "With the Titans."
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:04): This show cracks me up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:58): Chuck E.! Chuck E.! Chuck E.!
elan_einlhander (23:00:49): Well, crisis averted.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:57): Crisis?
elan_einlhander (23:01:06): CPK.
elan_einlhander (23:01:10): Extemper got cpked by Vyst.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:12): Ah.
elan_einlhander (23:01:16): I had to salvage her gear.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:16): Vyst. I like that name.
elan_einlhander (23:01:20): Was what I as telling you about.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:23): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:31): Extemper. Doug's great ally.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:01:39): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (23:02:03): "But but, I had to shift. :("
elan_einlhander (23:02:05): "SIT
elan_einlhander (23:02:07): DOWN"
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:02:13): It doesn't mean
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:13): Sad face.
elan_einlhander (23:02:17): Get up when you're pants are wet
elan_einlhander (23:02:20): It means stay your seat.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:20): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:05:53): Daily show is on.
elan_einlhander (23:05:54): If you care.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:00): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:01): Ok.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:06): I've seen this Futurama.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:14:11): And Doug
elan_einlhander (23:14:16): Is out of toilet paper.
elan_einlhander (23:14:26): Again.
elan_einlhander (23:14:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:36): *has paper towels though*
elan_einlhander (23:14:41): ....brb.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:32): Better.
elan_einlhander (23:16:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:53): Doug has a clean ass, now.
elan_einlhander (23:16:59): And a sore one.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:02): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:17:04): From the rough, rough paper towels.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:04): POLAR BEAR.
elan_einlhander (23:17:06): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:09): Doug hates this commercial.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:48): Doug was born 24 hours ago...
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:51): He wasted his life.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:54): Don't be like him.
elan_einlhander (23:20:57): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:01): David: :O *flies away*
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:16): David: *gets punch drunk on bacardi*
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:21:35): Punch drunk.
elan_einlhander (23:21:35): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (23:21:43): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:21:49): Marvel of modern science.
elan_einlhander (23:21:53): This thing
elan_einlhander (23:21:57): It's a chunk of slanted wood
elan_einlhander (23:22:00): So hard to descibe
elan_einlhander (23:22:01): That's all it is
elan_einlhander (23:22:04): With a hole on the end
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:08): ...What does it do? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:22:10): You stick a bottle of win in it
elan_einlhander (23:22:13): And it... stands?
elan_einlhander (23:22:15): On a slant?
elan_einlhander (23:22:18): It's amazing really.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:20): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:22): ...What?
elan_einlhander (23:22:23): Since it's so mathematically perfect.
elan_einlhander (23:22:25): David
elan_einlhander (23:22:27): It stands
elan_einlhander (23:22:28): On a slant
elan_einlhander (23:22:34): By counter-weighting with the bottle.
elan_einlhander (23:22:39): That is horizontal
elan_einlhander (23:22:48): The bottle is horizontal, sticking out of the slanted wood.
elan_einlhander (23:22:56): It balances so perfectly, that it just stands on that slant.
elan_einlhander (23:23:01): I was awe-struck.
elan_einlhander (23:23:04): Being the nerd I am.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:08): I wanted to measure it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:22): Doug had that protractor out.
elan_einlhander (23:23:38): Lol, I did use to carry one.
elan_einlhander (23:23:42): used*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:53): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:24:53): Of course now
elan_einlhander (23:24:58): I carry a graphing calculator.
elan_einlhander (23:25:07): Not just a little pocket calculator.
elan_einlhander (23:25:21): A full-blown TI-83 plus graphing calculator.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:47): Lol. Sweet, sweet TI-83+.
elan_einlhander (23:25:54): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:25:58): God's gift to the world.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:06): I love that calculator.
elan_einlhander (23:26:15): I know you did, David.
elan_einlhander (23:26:17): I know you do.
elan_einlhander (23:26:27): This guy is hard to listen to.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:33): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:34): Makes me angry.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:37): Same.
elan_einlhander (23:26:42): JUST SPIT IT OUT.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:50): Me and Ericka were gonna be college married, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:01): What is it? I totally missed his speech, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:07): I just heard wheezing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:12): When a guy and girl live together during college.
elan_einlhander (23:27:15): Ah.
elan_einlhander (23:27:16): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:27:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:27:18): Room mates.
elan_einlhander (23:27:19): DEEER
elan_einlhander (23:27:29): Being short for Derp of course.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:43): I can't stand hearing about... permisquity.
elan_einlhander (23:27:50): uhhhhhhhhhhh
elan_einlhander (23:27:51): UHHHHHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:53): It makes me very angry.
elan_einlhander (23:27:55): I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
elan_einlhander (23:27:56): I SWEAR I DO
elan_einlhander (23:27:59): PER
elan_einlhander (23:28:00): MIS
elan_einlhander (23:28:01): QUITY
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:03): COME ON DOUG
elan_einlhander (23:28:06): UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
elan_einlhander (23:28:07): Darn
elan_einlhander (23:28:08): Tell me
elan_einlhander (23:28:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:12): Level me up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:16): If you're permisquis, what are you, Doug?
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:19): You know this.
elan_einlhander (23:28:25): No I really don't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:30): It means you're loose, sexually.
elan_einlhander (23:28:30): It sounds like something I use
elan_einlhander (23:28:32): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:28:33): OH
elan_einlhander (23:28:34): HA
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:36): A slut, if you will.
elan_einlhander (23:28:39): AHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (23:28:40): Okay
elan_einlhander (23:28:43): I do too.
elan_einlhander (23:28:51): I'm so violent too
elan_einlhander (23:28:51): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:52): I'm not sure if that's the spelling. I shall check, now.
elan_einlhander (23:28:53): So it's even worse.
elan_einlhander (23:29:04): I hate people that
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:06): Ericka hasn't been around since that night, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:23): Manipulate others, and are fully aware of their ability to do so, and gloat about it.
elan_einlhander (23:29:25): Know what I mean?
elan_einlhander (23:29:27): Like
elan_einlhander (23:29:36): He'll let me do it, I can make him do whatever I want.
elan_einlhander (23:29:43): I start twitching.
elan_einlhander (23:29:46): Because I want to hit her
elan_einlhander (23:29:46): So hard
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:47): Yeah, I know what you maean. Man, I had that spelling off BAD.
elan_einlhander (23:29:52): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:58): Promiscuous.
elan_einlhander (23:30:02): So we both leveled up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:07): Ironic that it has the word "prom" in it, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:07): Doo pee doo.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:11): That'll make it easy to remember.
elan_einlhander (23:30:44): it's even worse in the work scenario.
elan_einlhander (23:30:48): Gotta fix that girl.
elan_einlhander (23:30:50): So help me God.
elan_einlhander (23:30:52): I'll fix that girl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:58): Fix her good?
elan_einlhander (23:31:02): Fix her GOOd.
elan_einlhander (23:31:03): D
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:45): Apparently
elan_einlhander (23:31:53): Three of the five girls they just hired are quitting already.
elan_einlhander (23:32:00): How's that for dedication.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:10): I'm gonna hand-deliver your applications.
elan_einlhander (23:32:15): To my boss.
elan_einlhander (23:32:21): And be like "Bam, your new worker, right here"
elan_einlhander (23:32:40): I'll give it to Serge, lol, maybe he'll feel all touched since you're Mehicano.
elan_einlhander (23:32:51): "DOUG YOU STUPID RACIST!"
elan_einlhander (23:32:56): "S-sorry, it just came out"
elan_einlhander (23:35:33): Lol, showing off to some level 22 guy that wandered into the clan hall
elan_einlhander (23:35:40): Turning into an angel.
elan_einlhander (23:35:46): You have completed your casting. You kneel down and begin to pray quietly. An aura of peace and goodness permeates the area, flooding your soul with joy.
elan_einlhander (23:35:48): And doing that.
elan_einlhander (23:42:12): Well, you kinda died on me, gonna play Warcraft before bed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:38): Sorry, I was away from the PC for a few seconds, and was reading what you said just as you logged off. ~_~

11-11-04


vencabot_teppoo (7:19:44): I don't know why I feel compelled to leave you this offline message... but Koree is insanely intelligent. I don't have MUCH proof of this... but you and I know it's true. Thought I'd get that up in the air, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:18:06): Way to come over.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:19): I didn't go to school.
elan_einlhander (15:18:23): Way to come over.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:30): I didn't go to school?
elan_einlhander (15:19:24): elan_einlhander (20:20:30): I got you three applications that you're going to fill out. vencabot_teppoo (20:20:43): I'll let you explore yourself from there. Really? I'll go over to your house tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:41): ...Welp.
elan_einlhander (15:19:45): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:47): ...Thank you?
vencabot_teppoo (15:19:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:19:55): Your statements were irrelivant.
elan_einlhander (15:19:57): is all.
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:22): I thought you were talking about the statement, "If I go to school tomorrow, I'll go over to your house first."
elan_einlhander (15:20:26): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:20:28): I'm not
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:52): Well, I didn't go to school... That's my statement and I won't just ABANDON it because it makes no sense.
elan_einlhander (15:22:16): Oh I believe you.
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:28): ...I didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:31): Doug: "I KNOW."
elan_einlhander (15:22:34): I don't care.
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:41): David: "...No, seriously."
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:23:05): Well, I have a dead-line to meet, so at least I didn't keep waiting for you, gotta run.,
elan_einlhander (16:04:44): God I love how I can go from 0 to PISSED in less than sixty god damn seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:50): ?
elan_einlhander (16:05:06): Guess I'm not going anywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:16): Where were you GOING to go?
elan_einlhander (16:05:27): Shopping.
elan_einlhander (16:06:54): Hey and guess whose mom's been drinking.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:06): Mine?
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:09): :O
elan_einlhander (16:09:23): No.
elan_einlhander (16:09:40): Hey and psycho-bitch just logged off.
elan_einlhander (16:09:46): And didn't leave me an e-mail, go figure.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:32): Psycho-bitch?
elan_einlhander (16:10:38): Lynnette.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:40): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:07): Dad Hernandez: "I think I'm gonna put in a video and record all night the videos on VH3."
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:09): David: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:16): Dad: "...VH1, on channel 53."
elan_einlhander (23:23:22): W-why?
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:33): I don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:50): I didn't even know that you were around.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:02): I thought you were playing WC3 or something.
elan_einlhander (23:24:24): I was asleep actually.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:31): Oh... sorry.
elan_einlhander (23:24:32): Until about half an hour ago.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:35): ~_~ Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:16): And another question.
elan_einlhander (23:26:25): Why would some ever want to record a night of music videos.
elan_einlhander (23:26:32): Unless I guess if they were lookin for one in particular.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:51): I just don't know. My dad does it sometimes, and he's ALWAYS disappointed.
elan_einlhander (23:27:03): Lol, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:03): I don't know what he's waiting for, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:17): ...Doug thinks?
elan_einlhander (23:27:24): yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:31): *st* Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:51): In fact, I'm tired of typing *st*. From now on, if I type "ok," it's in my normal voice...
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:59): ...But if I type "okay," it's in the Stormy voice.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:01): There.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:08): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:14): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:31:32): I should have never gotten up.
elan_einlhander (23:31:34): Pissed again.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:50): How long can Doug go without taking a life.
elan_einlhander (23:32:03): Assuming I haven't.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:08): No question mark there... A rhetorical- Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:11): Nice.
elan_einlhander (23:33:06): "If someone does something gay, you do it right back"
elan_einlhander (23:33:08): N-no
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:16): And well-worded to boot.
elan_einlhander (23:33:25): And then complain about it of course.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:31): Of course.
elan_einlhander (23:37:22): [5] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- www.dictionary.com' [*][SAFE]<2005hp 2450sp 1452st> clantalk |W-==Einlhander==- Is your friend. [5] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Is your friend.' [*][SAFE]<2005hp 2450sp 1452st> [CLAN] Kuwabara: 'i cant go on websites' 
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:30): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:37:40): B-but
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:45): Does he connect using Hyper Terminal or something?
elan_einlhander (23:38:43): a nasty bounty hunter tells you '[ARCHON] Argent: anyone play nights into dreams on the saturn?'
elan_einlhander (23:39:44): Colwyn, by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:24): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:26): Colwyn?
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:30): Colwyn said that?
elan_einlhander (23:40:51): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:40:57): As in
elan_einlhander (23:40:59): He's the shift.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:18): I've played NiGHTS: into dreams... on the Saturn. I'VE PLAYED IT!
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:21): ~waves arms around~
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:26): So have I.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:36): What does Colwyn know about it?
elan_einlhander (23:41:53): Says it's some psychadelic game you play.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:10): That I play? Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:42:22): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:48): What made him think about it? *Doug is that guy that sits between two note-passers*
elan_einlhander (23:43:19): That guy on AT asking about it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:53): OOOH. I thought that Colwyn was the one that said, "Anyone play Nights into dreams on the Saturn."
elan_einlhander (23:44:05): No.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:10): I thought that Archon Chat Argent was a ... type of Archon cha-... never mind.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:13): *feels stupid*
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:43): Also, I've noticed something.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:48): I laugh when I see the name "Kenny."
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:52): It gives me joy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:54): So do I.
elan_einlhander (23:44:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:01): Whenever Colwyn is talking about something
elan_einlhander (23:45:04): He'll mention Kenny.
elan_einlhander (23:45:06): And I'll go Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:13): Whether or not it was a joke
elan_einlhander (23:45:17): And then just say Kenny
elan_einlhander (23:45:28): "Lol. Kenny."
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:32): Well, I'm scrolling through the list on Chatalot for the first time in a long time, and someone has the name: "Kenny."
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:38): No HTML... nothing. Just Kenny.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:42): And I was like, "Lol."
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:06): It'd be hilarious if Kenny was leading a double life as an RPer.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:22): I find it hard to believe that there is anyone else in the world named Kenny.
elan_einlhander (23:46:38): Even though it's a very common name.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:45): Indeed it is.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:08): But when I see, "Kenny," even though I wouldn't say it out loud because it'd sound stupid, a part of me always goes, "Hey, what if that's Kenny."
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:10): We didn't find any Web pages matching the following criteria: Containing this query term: "koree jones" 
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:22): Yahoo! search... Koree is the only Koree Jones in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:48:38): Oh, what made you decide Koree is a genius all of a sudden/
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:01): Just because he was using big words when I was talking to him, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:15): We didn't find any Web pages matching the following criteria: Containing this query term: "koree jones" 
elan_einlhander (23:49:27): ....that's it.
elan_einlhander (23:49:29): Big words.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:33): Allen, Doug cartoonist, illustrator, and creator of Steven. 
elan_einlhander (23:49:44): Creator of Steven...?
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:12): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:17): Doug created Steven.
elan_einlhander (23:50:30): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:54): That answers the age old question: What came first, Doug or Steven?
elan_einlhander (23:51:01): Yep.

11-12-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:18:05): verencamerosa: ....Well, now would be a good time to start working out, huh. Vencabot_Teppoo: I guess so. verencamerosa: Maybe this is just God giving me a message of some sort. Vencabot_Teppoo: "Jooooohn..." Vencabot_Teppoo: "...Get oooooff your faaaaat aaaaaaass." verencamerosa: You do a terrible job speaking the voice of God. Vencabot_Teppoo: Since God talks like a ghost. verencamerosa: Yeah. verencamerosa: I'll bet. Vencabot_Teppoo: The Holy Ghost. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. verencamerosa: *LAUGHS* verencamerosa: Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:09): John's computer is dying, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:27): All caps.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:05): You know what's really good, but really childish humour?
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:21): That 'wassap' commercial. It's really, really funny.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:24): Deny it, Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:31): Dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:20:33): Never seen it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:40): ...Well, you saw the FF8 one.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:45): With Seifer's teeth, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:46): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:48): "Yo."
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:22): I'm cracking up just from the memory.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:29): It scrolls slowly up his body, then to his face.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:35): "...Yo."
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:50): Vencabot_Teppoo: "DAD! YOUR NECK IS GONNA EXPLODE!" Vencabot_Teppoo: Dad: "WHAT?! *starts holding his neck tightly*" Vencabot_Teppoo: Dad: "*chokes*" Vencabot_Teppoo: Dad: "*dies*"
elan_einlhander (0:44:06): Meh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:17): Doug: "I've heard better."
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:00): Doug, how long do you think I could say, "No, I didn't... or did I? No, I really didn't, though..... or did I?" I don't think I'd ever have to stop.
elan_einlhander (0:46:26): Are you watching The Daily Show?
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:44): Is it new? I watched it twice today.
elan_einlhander (0:46:54): I dunno if it is.
elan_einlhander (0:46:58): I suppose you saw it then.
elan_einlhander (0:51:04): Ahran.
elan_einlhander (0:51:07): "Iran"
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:21): We need to, as a nation, decide how to pronounce it.
elan_einlhander (0:52:58): Ahraniahns.
elan_einlhander (0:52:59): Jesus.
elan_einlhander (0:53:04): Learn to talk.
elan_einlhander (0:54:15): There's no way I-R-A-N would create an "ah" sound.
elan_einlhander (0:54:22): Not for the first syllable.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:36): I say Iran.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:41): As in, I ran to the store.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:43): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:44): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:33): ~coughs~ Good ni-tizzle.
elan_einlhander (15:26:31): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:42): Wow?
elan_einlhander (15:26:50): Plot twists are fun.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:59): ...Like how?
elan_einlhander (15:27:04): Like in WarCraft.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:30): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:27:38): Beat the Human campaign.
elan_einlhander (15:27:45): Arthas goes nuts as planned, kills father.
elan_einlhander (15:27:49): But then start Undead campaign.
elan_einlhander (15:27:53): Arthas still the Hero?
elan_einlhander (15:27:54): @_@
elan_einlhander (15:27:59): Level 1 Death Knight
elan_einlhander (15:28:01): Go me.
elan_einlhander (15:28:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:28:09): They just flip-flopped it
elan_einlhander (15:28:16): Now my spell heals the undead and hurts the living.
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:29:06): What've you been doing all this time?
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:21): What do you mean?
elan_einlhander (15:29:32): You've been on for a while.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:43): I've been RPing around Chatalot, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:49): And you'll never guess as who.
elan_einlhander (15:29:50): Ah.
elan_einlhander (15:29:53): Elan Einlhander?
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:59): ...No, lol. But good guess.
elan_einlhander (15:30:04): Arlon?
elan_einlhander (15:30:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:05): A character based off of Mister.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:06): Harry.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:07): Turney.
elan_einlhander (15:30:11): ...o.O
elan_einlhander (15:30:20): W-why.
elan_einlhander (15:30:39): To delve into the mind of The Mister Harry Turney.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:46): Because it's a modern-day RP, with no magic or anything... and this person wanted me to play a popular jock who was living a false life.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:30:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:52): So I based him off of Harry.
elan_einlhander (15:30:53): Good call.
elan_einlhander (15:30:57): Very good call.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:06): Thank you, thank you.
elan_einlhander (15:31:15): Mac n'cheese or soup.
elan_einlhander (15:31:24): Wait
elan_einlhander (15:31:26): I have no milk
elan_einlhander (15:31:26): Nvm.
elan_einlhander (15:31:29): Choice made.
elan_einlhander (15:31:48): Would have had milk had I gone shopping as planned.
elan_einlhander (15:31:55): *tear*
elan_einlhander (15:31:57): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:00): Ok? Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:40:40): I was completely cracking up at Muradin Bronzebeard today.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:06): I was waiting for all of my upgrades to finish, and got bored, so I started clicking on him over and over.
elan_einlhander (15:41:16): He's a Dwarf, so he's got that accent and all.
elan_einlhander (15:42:15): "My older brother blah blah blah, is king of the Dwarves!" "My younger brother blah blah blah is a renowned explorer!" "If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward" "I'll take rapist for 500." "I'm onto you Trebec!"
elan_einlhander (15:42:41): I had kidney failure.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:43:00): SNL skit.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:07): ~laughing out loud~ I know
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:12): Shawn Connery.
elan_einlhander (15:43:15): Sean*
elan_einlhander (15:43:19): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:29): You sure?
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:30): Punk?
elan_einlhander (15:43:32): The peasants and knights do stuff from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
elan_einlhander (15:43:32): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:10): Undead ravaging the countryside while I'm sitting there having a field day poking my troops to make them all say stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:17): SIR Sean Connery?
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:22): He's a knight?
elan_einlhander (15:44:26): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:41): www.seanconnery.com , lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:01): It's HIS website! Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:05): He has a website about himself.
elan_einlhander (15:45:06): He was knights a few years ago.
elan_einlhander (15:45:09): knighted*
elan_einlhander (15:45:12): Like Elton John.
elan_einlhander (15:45:13): lol.
elan_einlhander (15:45:25): Rofl
elan_einlhander (15:45:28): *loves Sean Connery*
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:37): ~reading the opening page, and cracking up because he hears it in that ACCENT~
elan_einlhander (15:45:51): ROFL
elan_einlhander (15:45:53): I'M DOING IT TOO
elan_einlhander (15:45:59): *saying it all out loud in that accent*
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:18): "Your comments and suggestions are appreciated"
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:21): Lol. I can't stop.
elan_einlhander (15:49:20): Filmography.
elan_einlhander (15:49:24): That's a fun word.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:38): Lol. It is.
elan_einlhander (15:50:15): HIGHLANDER
elan_einlhander (15:50:20): *spazzes at the word*
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:25): Lol. What?
elan_einlhander (15:50:34): His filmography.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:22): Oh yeah, I forgot he was in the Highlander, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:58:52): While one might dispute the actual number of people who would qualify for star status, no one would dispute the premise that Sean Connery is one of them. Moreover, he is not merely a star - he is a super-star.
elan_einlhander (15:58:59): Imgine him sitting at home typing that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:05): brb, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:25): Back.
elan_einlhander (16:10:34): Yay, I think
elan_einlhander (16:12:16): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
elan_einlhander (16:12:19): God DAMN
elan_einlhander (16:12:29): *just screamed that*
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:01): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~meeps and is hugged~ ^_^ You can call me David, though. mischief_6404 : I'm Dani. *grins* And I have a band aid on my finger so I will probably have a lot of typos. *glares at said finger* Vencabot_Teppoo: Aw, that's too bad. ~_~ mischief_6404 : Yeah... so... what's up mischief_6404 : I thought you were a girl... not sure why.... *chuckles* Vencabot_Teppoo: I am a girl. People always make fun of my name. ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:19:28): Just stop.
elan_einlhander (16:19:34): *points a gun to your head*
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:44): o.o
elan_einlhander (16:19:48): Don't so much as flinch.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:57): *flinches just a little*
elan_einlhander (16:20:05): No.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:11): ~doesn't~
elan_einlhander (16:20:37): What have I told you about talking to girls with lots of numbers in their names.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:56): ...Don't?
elan_einlhander (16:21:00): Aye
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:05): Eye?
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:11): *pokes self in eye*
elan_einlhander (16:21:16): *pulls the trigger*
elan_einlhander (16:21:17): Smart-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:28): *dead smart-ass*
elan_einlhander (16:55:05): Cameron joined my clan.
elan_einlhander (16:55:08): o.O
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:29): Rofl. Again.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:34): Hasn't he been in your clan before?
elan_einlhander (16:55:38): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:38): Maybe in a different clan.
elan_einlhander (16:55:41): Different clan.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:49): ~has an awesome menemoeneory~
elan_einlhander (16:56:43): Enchilada tells you '9.88% of everett students drop out'
elan_einlhander (16:56:45): I'm a number!
elan_einlhander (17:00:01): I feel sorta bad about how I just spoke with my mother.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:00:18): She kept asking questions I couldn't answer and I lost my temper about it.
elan_einlhander (17:00:21): i'm serious.
elan_einlhander (17:00:22): I'm*
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:27): I meant, about being a number.
elan_einlhander (17:00:30): Oh
elan_einlhander (17:00:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:33): No lol about Doug feeling bad.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:35): What happened?
elan_einlhander (17:00:57): I was getting mad at her yesterday about trying to ditch me, and today she asks why I was so grumpy and stuff
elan_einlhander (17:01:00): And I'm like I wasn't
elan_einlhander (17:01:08): But she asked then why did you do this or that
elan_einlhander (17:01:17): I'm like there's no way I can answer it, I just did it.
elan_einlhander (17:01:29): I can't really explain why I feel certain ways at certain times.
elan_einlhander (17:01:37): And I started yelling because she kept asking it over and over.
elan_einlhander (17:01:46): And she's like 'Did something happen that's got you in a bad mood?"
elan_einlhander (17:01:52): And I'm like JESUS CHRIST, NO
elan_einlhander (17:01:58): Which I'm sure made it sound more like it had.
elan_einlhander (17:02:16): And I was like "Are you done? Huh? Can we stop this? I really don't want to fight"
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:17): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:02:19): And it just sorta drifted off.
elan_einlhander (17:02:20): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:41): Well, if you feel bad, just do the appologize-dance.
elan_einlhander (17:09:29): Alyce is blown to pieces by your fierce explosion!
elan_einlhander (17:09:35): "Friendly match"
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:58): I love those.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:02): All of those... death... thingies.
elan_einlhander (17:10:08): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:10:12): Color spray is my favourite though.,
elan_einlhander (17:10:18): Overloading their nervous system.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:18): wdis
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:10:26): wdis
elan_einlhander (17:10:26): Nice
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:37): Thanks. Wondering if you would guess what it meant, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:12:53): I'm sorry but
elan_einlhander (17:12:59): Playstation could never be my favourite system.
elan_einlhander (17:13:01): For one big reason.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:03): Why?
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:10): WHY?!
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:13:13): Game deterioration.
elan_einlhander (17:13:16): Rapid
elan_einlhander (17:13:19): Game deterioration
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:13:25): SPONTANEOUS game deterioration.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:34): As in... *poit*
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:39): Game deteriorated.
elan_einlhander (17:13:49): As in the games stop working at certain points.
elan_einlhander (17:13:52): You know what it's like.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:05): That never happened to me, lol. John and dad just ruined them.
elan_einlhander (17:14:08): They all end up doing it if they have anything remotely like a cinematic in them.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:09): Never me... of course.
elan_einlhander (17:14:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:14:12): Lucky you.
elan_einlhander (17:14:19): I take damn good care of my games.
elan_einlhander (17:14:24): But they still end up breaking.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:25): ~is as guilty for destroying Monster Rancher as anyone... poor, poor Monster Rancher~
elan_einlhander (17:14:36): I have no scientific evidence or reasoning.
elan_einlhander (17:14:39): But by God it happens.
elan_einlhander (17:14:46): David knows I would never abuse my games.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:49): Of course.
elan_einlhander (17:15:01): But all of my FF games freeze in some place save for VII
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:06): Doug: "WHEEE!! *throws FF9 across the room like a frisbee*"
elan_einlhander (17:15:11): MegaMan X5 won't even work now.
elan_einlhander (17:15:18): Legends works thank god.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:22): ;p;/
elan_einlhander (17:16:33): Cartridges to discs.
elan_einlhander (17:16:38): I sometimes consider it a downgrade.
elan_einlhander (17:16:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:16:50): Cartridge could take just about anything you threw at them.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:17:06): Discs are pansies.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:17): Cartridges can take being SMASHED by metal bats.
elan_einlhander (17:17:22): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (17:17:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:24): Not that it would ever happen.
elan_einlhander (17:17:26): *started laughing*
elan_einlhander (17:17:55): Chrono Trigger was like "AHHHHHH YEAH, IS THAT'CHURE BEST SHOT??"
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:18:29): People in MM
elan_einlhander (17:18:39): "Elan's a pretty in-character guy..."
elan_einlhander (17:18:51): "...save for that Chrono Trigger in his inventory."
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:34): I really couldn't resist.
elan_einlhander (17:19:38): It was a clock for pete's sakes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:20:00): Oh snaps, Totally Spies.
elan_einlhander (17:20:06): *un-mutes*
elan_einlhander (17:24:38): Doug turns on clan talk finally.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:49): No wait
elan_einlhander (17:24:51): Not the punch line
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:54): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:56): ~waits~
elan_einlhander (17:24:59): [CLAN] a gigolo: '{}Calemos{} i flashed him my nipple'
elan_einlhander (17:25:14): That is my punishment.
elan_einlhander (17:25:16): For turning it on.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:28:18): Hm
elan_einlhander (17:28:21): They changed Alex's voice.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:39): Yikes, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:35:49): [CLAN] Halelorf: '- Hale - ahh time to break out the ol' trumpet'
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:14): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:16): Poor Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:18): ~was brb, btw~
elan_einlhander (17:45:26): God damn it, David.
elan_einlhander (17:45:27): Stop that.
elan_einlhander (17:48:33): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:48:41): The effects of time, sun, and gravity on your face.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:58): ...What?
elan_einlhander (17:49:09): Commercial for making your face look younger.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:14): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:55): sarah (05:52 PM) : Hi David David (05:53 PM) : Hi Sarah! How've ya been, girl?! sarah (05:53 PM) : "" David (05:53 PM) : .... oh, you're not a robot? 
elan_einlhander (17:54:17): Why do you even bother with ICQ, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:07:48): ...right.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:53): ...
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:01): I say "okie dokie smodalie yokie."
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:57): ...Wow. WOW.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:22): sarah (05:52 PM) : Hi David David (05:53 PM) : Hi Sarah! How've ya been, girl?! sarah (05:53 PM) : "" David (05:53 PM) : .... oh, you're not a robot? sarah (05:53 PM) : what's a bot??? I'm confused ... are you a bot? ? ? ? David (05:54 PM) : ...No, I'm not a bot. sarah (05:54 PM) : what's a bot??? I'm confused ... are you a bot? ? ? ? David (05:55 PM) : A bot is one of those automated thingies that send you messages like, "Hey there, handsome." and when you respond they just say something like "lol. Hey, check out my webcam." sarah (05:55 PM) : "" David (05:55 PM) : ... You respond awfully fast... ~skeptical~ David (06:12 PM) : Wait, you ARE A BOT. sarah (06:12 PM) : what's a bot??? I'm confused ... are you a bot? ? ? ? 
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:37): David (06:12 PM) : YOU RESPOND TO THE WORD BOT. sarah (06:12 PM) : what's a bot??? I'm confused ... are you a bot? ? ? ? David (06:13 PM) : Damn, those guys who program those BOTS are getting pretty good. sarah (06:13 PM) : what's a bot??? I'm confused ... are you a bot? ? ? ? 
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:08): Her profile said, "Check out my profiles on www.adultrealsex.com/newpics" and stuff like that... That's when I finally realized it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:05): Doug, why DO I even bother with ICQ anymore? Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:16:18): 'Bout time you answered me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:39): I thought it was a rhetorical question. ~_~
elan_einlhander (18:16:53): I don't ask rhetorical questions unless before-hand stated.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:03): "This is a rhetorical question."
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:08): "David, why are you so goddamned stupid."
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:16): I mean, "gosh-darned stupid."

11-14-04


vencabot_teppoo (17:17:45): Heya, Doug.
elan_einlhander (17:17:53): Good day.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:57): ~looks at the plastic bag hanging from his door~ My mom bought you clothes.
elan_einlhander (17:18:05): ...Damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:21): Lol. I guess her... over... motherly... ness finally got the better of her.
elan_einlhander (17:18:29): *sigh* Thank her for me then.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:47): I will. I dunno if you'll like the stuff. I think it's two shirts, mom described them to me.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:12): Apparently, they have logos on them, lol. In 'discrete' places, I guess?
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:29): In fact, I'm going to look at them now, and try to determine their dougliness.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:44): Jesus, I thought she went to Goodwill.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:47): These are nice, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:20:52): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:43): You'd wear this one. No logos on it... dark blue to the point of being blackish. Looks like it'd fit you... and it's damn fine. I wonder how much my mom spent on this, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:04): I don't wanna know.
elan_einlhander (17:22:04): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:24): I DON'T think you'd wear THIS one... I don't know what she was thinking. Yeah, it's a dark color... and the Spartans logo is just as dark, so its almost invisible, but it's a polo anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:32): Polo-style, I mean. Like your work shirt, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:43): ROFL
elan_einlhander (17:22:45): Damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:48): And she bought you a bike chain.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:54): ~pulls that out of the plastic bag next~
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:59): Guess it's Christmas in Doug town.
elan_einlhander (17:23:05): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:19): I was like, "WTF is this? A collar?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:25): But it's a bike chain.
elan_einlhander (17:23:57): Or a beating chain.
elan_einlhander (17:24:03): To go with my pipe
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:07): But it isn't a chain, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:11): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:13): It's one of those... ya know, chord ones.
elan_einlhander (17:24:33): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:30): So, two shirts and a bike chain. Nice.
elan_einlhander (17:25:40): Hurray. -_-
elan_einlhander (17:25:52): And my grandfather bought my groceries today.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:52): You're gonna have to... do something for my mom to get your pride back, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:25:55): ya'll gotta stop.
elan_einlhander (17:26:09): I could kill her.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:12): Doug should offer his body to my mom.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:26:15): That would fix my pride.
elan_einlhander (17:26:22): And relieve a mess of rage.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:40): My mom is the definition of the sweet old lady.
elan_einlhander (17:26:51): And isn't old enough for it yet.
elan_einlhander (17:26:58): God forbid she hit her sixties.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:10): Lol. She's already, like, 53.
elan_einlhander (17:27:17): "like"
elan_einlhander (17:27:21): Don't know how old your mom is.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:28): I don't, lol. Should I?
elan_einlhander (17:27:32): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:27:39): My mother was born in 1962.
elan_einlhander (17:27:42): Gotta know this stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:54): I thought you were gonna say that your mom was 1962 years old, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:28:52): Well, you might as well bring them by tomorrow, I have no work.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:18): Okay. I'll be going to school, but won't pack them in my backpack. I'll just come home and then bike back over there.
elan_einlhander (17:31:54): *had KFC for the first time in his life*
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:15): Really? ~has KFC right now, actually~
elan_einlhander (17:32:29): ...that's creepy.
elan_einlhander (17:32:36): Surprised I didn't see your dad or whatever there.
elan_einlhander (17:32:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:44): Lol. That would've been funny.
elan_einlhander (17:33:02): Yeah
elan_einlhander (17:33:08): We would've given each other the "look*
elan_einlhander (17:33:10): "
vencabot_teppoo (17:33:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:34:56): ...why the hell is the Iron Giant on again.
elan_einlhander (17:35:05): Please tell me they're not doing the marathon again.
elan_einlhander (17:35:06): PLEASE
elan_einlhander (17:35:19): It's a cool movie, but no movie is THAT cool.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:26): Lol. Alexender the Great stuff on the History channel.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:32): Pretty cool.
elan_einlhander (17:35:45): I know I ask this everytime
elan_einlhander (17:35:48): But what channel?
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:31): Uh... 63?
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:33): I think.
elan_einlhander (17:36:42): Looks like it.
elan_einlhander (17:39:32): My grandfather is too used to shopping for Dan.
elan_einlhander (17:39:41): He kept asking me if I wanted frozen pizzas, pop, candy.
elan_einlhander (17:39:53): I was like "I'd actually rather have orange juice, vegetables, and soup."
elan_einlhander (17:39:58): He was like o.O
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:41:28): I don't get the obsession with Alexander.
elan_einlhander (17:41:31): All over the place.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:53): It's because of the movie coming out.
elan_einlhander (17:43:00): No before hand.
elan_einlhander (17:43:06): I mean he had an ANIME for christ's sakes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:13): Oh, well... He IS a legend, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:43:13): And I know next to nothing about the man.
elan_einlhander (17:43:22): Yeah see, i don't know what makes him legendary.
elan_einlhander (17:43:22): I*
elan_einlhander (17:43:27): Out of the loop.
elan_einlhander (17:43:39): Everyone is like Yo did you hear about AlexandAAHH
elan_einlhander (17:43:41): I'm like naw man
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:54): He was a myth while he was alive, and a lot of stories about him and the greek gods were floating around, which made him like a super hero even while he was alive.
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:11): Like Prince Arthur, who was a real person but most people are also convinced had a lot of magic around him.
elan_einlhander (17:44:22): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:04): Alexander was a great military leader and he was believed to be invincible, and some believed that he was the son of a god; some believed that he was the son of a snake. His mother was a pagan worshipper, and she even claimed that he was born of a snake that she had sex with.
elan_einlhander (17:45:23): Huh, interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:44): He took over all kinds of places and even stood up against Persia, which was GIGANTIC. I believe he did eventually take it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:05): Also, he tamed a wild horse just by looking at it, and that was the horse that he rode into battle, most of the time.
elan_einlhander (17:46:15): o.O
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:17): According to some stories, it was a man-eating horse... I found it all very interesting.
elan_einlhander (17:46:32): Well that's plenty for me then, lol. *got his attention*
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:36): He's, like, the ultimate bad-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:46:54): Like if Bass and Fo-lou fused.
elan_einlhander (17:47:01): *doesn't know how to spell it*
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:03): Lol. He does remind me of Fou-lu.
elan_einlhander (17:47:05): Help me out here
elan_einlhander (17:47:07): Fou, ah
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:37): The drawing style of the anime was gay, but it was pretty interesting and I watched the whole thing, and I've seen this rerun on the History channel like 8 times, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:47:52): Yeah, that drawing was bleh
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:56): And, thanks to the anime, I got to make an ass of myself in the movie theater when the trailer first came out, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:48:06): How so?
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:18): It was the trailer, and it started off with a black screen and battle music...
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:26): Then, golden letters appear on the screen:
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:36): "An invincible man"
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:41): "Born from a snake"
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:51): "Tamer of a man-eating horse"
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:00): "And conquerer of Persia"
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:08): Then the music climaxed, and I practically yelled out,
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:13): "Alexaaaaaandeeeer!"
elan_einlhander (17:49:21): "That's mah BOY"
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:25): Right as "ALEXANDER" appeared on the screen, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:31): And people were like, "What the Hell."
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:49:40): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:52): I was so proud that I knew who they were talking about, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:50:09): *bough two jugs and two cartons of Tropicana Orange Juice*
elan_einlhander (17:50:12): It's good to be back.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:21): You've made me thirsty.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:22): Brb.
elan_einlhander (17:50:22): That's like 3 gallons.
elan_einlhander (17:50:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:50:25): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:00): AND... Alexander's soldiers loved him to an amazing degree because he never got them killed, lol. They ALWAYS won.
elan_einlhander (17:53:13): Good morale.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:15): And so he's legendary for the morale of his soldiers. They were getting crunk before there even was such a thing.
elan_einlhander (17:53:29): Crunk, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:53:33): Assumed that started with a k.
elan_einlhander (17:53:39): This guy at work says it all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:04): Therefore, my theory is that they must have invented hip-hop during that period. Because you know, with guys that crunk, they gotta be listening to hip-hop, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:54:26): I introduced myself to the new girl today as The Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:30): ...Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:38): Doug the Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:00): You should introduce yourself as Einlhander. They'd have no way of knowing that your name was Doug...
elan_einlhander (17:55:09): "Hello, I am Doug, though you may know me by another alias, I am what you might call The Hero of the plot here at Meijer, and I have really cool pants."
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:11): Except for your, "Hello, my name is DOUG. I can help!" id card.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:18): ROFL
elan_einlhander (17:55:24): I was wearing my headbanger pants.
elan_einlhander (17:55:32): and some girls were like "I like your pants"
elan_einlhander (17:55:35): So I figured I'd say that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:50): Nice. I bet she's in love with you now.
elan_einlhander (17:55:53): She was the little Asian girl, so she said nothing, as I expected.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:56:05): But she did check out the pants.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (17:56:14): Only compliments Doug gets... are about his pants.
elan_einlhander (17:56:19): And the WONDERS they contain.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:57:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:57:28): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:57:35): "He wasn't yo daddy, chill."
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:46): BECAUSE HIS DAD WAS A SNAKE.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:47): :O
elan_einlhander (17:57:53): A SNAAAAAAAAKE.
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:58:22): USELES?@!
elan_einlhander (17:58:25): SCADS BOY.
elan_einlhander (18:06:12): "[LOST LINK] Eian the Adventurer is here."
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:33): Eian Einihander.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:39): ROFL. SAY IT OUT LOUD.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:44): Einihander.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:09:01): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:24): Einihander.
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:29): *idiot*
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:19:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:38): I am Durias.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:23:22): O-ow.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:34): ?
elan_einlhander (18:24:01): That tree thing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:53): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:30:03): WHAT
elan_einlhander (18:30:04): LOL
elan_einlhander (18:30:22): I was about to make a joke when he said lifelong male companion
elan_einlhander (18:30:26): But damn he beat me to it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:02): Dun dun duuun.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:43): But he wasn't dead.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:47:21): OH SHIT.
vencabot_teppoo (18:47:29): ?
elan_einlhander (18:47:39): THEY FORGOT TO RE-BLOCK THE TV.
elan_einlhander (18:47:41): BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (18:47:42): AW SNAP.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:51): Dad: "Oooh, I cant wait to find out if he was the immortal son of Zeus."
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:54): John: "..."
elan_einlhander (18:50:00): *spit-take*
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:11): Dad: "...I mean, I don't know. I always thought that he was the immortal son of Zeus."
elan_einlhander (18:50:19): He's joking, right?
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:21): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:50:36): Thank God.
elan_einlhander (18:50:37): or
elan_einlhander (18:50:39): Thank Zeus.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:00): Dad: "Oooh, I cant wait to find out if he was the immortal son of Zeus."
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:06): He sounds so excited.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:35): NOOOOO
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:38): ALEXAAAAANDEEEER.
elan_einlhander (18:52:54): Poor buddy.
elan_einlhander (18:53:14): Did not
elan_einlhander (18:53:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:53:21): It was Jesus.
elan_einlhander (18:53:46): He didn't push himself far ENOUGH.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:47): Sounds like something a pansy would say.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:53:56): Yes it does.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:03): Oh, shut up. Alexander was a pimp.
elan_einlhander (18:54:19): Or maybe it was malaria, I dunno.
elan_einlhander (18:54:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:54:59): !
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:11): Corpse-yanked.
elan_einlhander (18:55:12): Like a MARIONETTE.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:15): Corpse-napped.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:55:22): "Hey I'm Alexander!"
elan_einlhander (18:55:26): *body dangling on strings*
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:57:03): As opposed to the militaristic pansies of this day and age.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:09): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:12): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:57:46): I bet you he would have ruled the world.
elan_einlhander (18:58:07): I hate this guy.
elan_einlhander (18:58:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:58:10): Shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:59:03): Creepy.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:05): Badassed.
elan_einlhander (18:59:58): In all fairness.
elan_einlhander (19:00:04): I never think of the Japanese navy.
elan_einlhander (19:00:06): Like ever.
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:00:09): I wasnt' aware they had one, lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:13): Doug isn't scared of the Japanese navy
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:15): Bring it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:00:17): Even though they smashed Pearl harbor.
elan_einlhander (19:00:20): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (19:00:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:00:31): I'd be scared of Japanese footmen if anything.
elan_einlhander (19:01:28): Well I'm gonna go play a video game on that big-ass TV just to spite everyone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:01:43): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (19:10:18): ...or not.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:26): ?
elan_einlhander (19:10:40): I've never seen anything like the defense mechanisms on that TV.
elan_einlhander (19:10:58): Nothing functions without the remote.
elan_einlhander (19:10:59): It's on.
elan_einlhander (19:11:05): Can't change the channel, can't adjust volume.
elan_einlhander (19:11:08): can't even turn it OFF.
elan_einlhander (19:11:13): None of the buttons do anything.
elan_einlhander (19:11:21): So I assume you have to use the remote.
elan_einlhander (19:11:24): Which is INSANE.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:29): ...Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:37): And now Doug is gonna lose his mind.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:41): Because he can't turn it off.
elan_einlhander (19:11:45): I got my hopes up and everything.
elan_einlhander (19:11:49): I just unplugged it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:54): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:11:58): *still doesn't turn off*
elan_einlhander (19:11:59): :O
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:01): David, in Doug's situation.
elan_einlhander (19:12:01): J/k.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:06): "OH MY GOD I CAN'T TURN IT OFF!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:11): "AAAAAH MY BRAAIN!!!"
elan_einlhander (19:12:13): Running around the room screaming.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:15): *writhes and dies*
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:12:20): Cranked up on high volume to Football.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:16): Halelorf: david Vencabot Teppoo: Cameron. Halelorf: ya'll gun mak me lose my min, UP IN HEER, UP IN HEER Vencabot Teppoo: YALL GUN MAKE ME GO ALL OUT, UP IN HEER, UP IN HEER
elan_einlhander (19:27:31): Stop that nonsense.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:42): My dad, singing "It's a wonderful world."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:43): "I see blue..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:43): "I see blue."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:43): "They'll know more than I'll ever know."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:48): "And I say to myself... what a wonderful world."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:28): Doug versus basic HTML.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:37): What are you using HTML for?
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:41): :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:49): Just tweaking my website.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:55): Well... NEED ANY HELP?
elan_einlhander (23:26:56): Some guy wants it on his MM web ring.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:58): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (23:27:04): Stop that or I ask nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:08): :(
elan_einlhander (23:27:13): And that too.
elan_einlhander (23:27:37): He supplied "code" to put in my site.
elan_einlhander (23:27:41): So I put it on my contact page.
elan_einlhander (23:27:49): And put it at the very end.
elan_einlhander (23:28:02): But it's like clear, and aligned left, and I'm wondering what the point of it is.
elan_einlhander (23:28:17): I obviously need to give it a background colour, since the text is red and the back of my site is red.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:43): Can I look at it?
elan_einlhander (23:29:07): Yeah, lemme save.
elan_einlhander (23:29:20): Just go to my site editor thing and look at it.
elan_einlhander (23:30:10): *really really wishes he had the time and patience to learn to program*
elan_einlhander (23:32:40): I assume it's table bgcolor
elan_einlhander (23:32:46): but I don't know the numbers or anything.
elan_einlhander (23:33:21): And to be frank the border colour should go too.
elan_einlhander (23:33:24): it should blend with my site.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:24): Don't need to know numbers: the basic colours work in word form. I think you're right... add "bgcolor=" and then a color name in quotes.
elan_einlhander (23:33:30): Which is serious need of updating, lol
elan_einlhander (23:33:34): Oh yeeaaaaaaaah
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:38): Okay, I'll look at it. I'm posting on Chatalot, though.
elan_einlhander (23:33:49): Doug comes second.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:01): Lol. I'll have plenty of time after I post.
elan_einlhander (23:34:47): Odd
elan_einlhander (23:34:52): Says it's centered
elan_einlhander (23:34:57): But it's on the left side of the screen.
elan_einlhander (23:35:06): Oh wait
elan_einlhander (23:35:07): nO no
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:08): Okay, posted. Gonna go check it out. It's on the main page?
elan_einlhander (23:35:12): It's centered WITHIN the table.
elan_einlhander (23:35:14): The text is
elan_einlhander (23:35:15): I think
elan_einlhander (23:35:19): Assuming all of this.
elan_einlhander (23:35:23): It's on the contact page.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:30): Okay.
elan_einlhander (23:35:38): So how do you move the table itself if that makes the inside centered...
elan_einlhander (23:35:44): I swear I know this.
elan_einlhander (23:35:52): table border = 0
elan_einlhander (23:36:00): Is that color or thickness or neither?
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:06): That's the thickness.
elan_einlhander (23:36:06): Colours have lots of digits
elan_einlhander (23:36:07): S oI do-
elan_einlhander (23:36:08): Okay
elan_einlhander (23:36:24): Oh maybe.
elan_einlhander (23:36:26): If you..
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:10): Wow, how long ago did I help youmake this site? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:14): The code is TERRIBLE.
elan_einlhander (23:37:57): A year ago.
elan_einlhander (23:38:01): It's not terrible code.
elan_einlhander (23:38:04): it's primitive code
elan_einlhander (23:38:07): Difference.
elan_einlhander (23:38:15): It's the best you knew
elan_einlhander (23:38:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:38:22): You act like you intentionally screwed it up
elan_einlhander (23:38:49): Ignore the OTHER code, I just need to get that thing working okay for this guy.
elan_einlhander (23:38:54): I can code my site later, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:04): You want the box centered below your contact information, right?
elan_einlhander (23:39:23): Aye.
elan_einlhander (23:39:29): Work with me though, I wanna learn as we go.
elan_einlhander (23:39:33): Like what I'm looking for.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:01): Yeah, I figured you wanted to learn a bit, so I wasn't gonna just tell you what to insert, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:40:12): Goodie.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:47): Okay, I don't want to go through and see how I originally coded the site, but this might work. At the bottom, which is the code that you added...
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:51): See where it says:
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:56): (tr)(td)
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:00): (div style="
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:01): ?
elan_einlhander (23:41:16): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:34): try putting (center) after (tr)(td)
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:43): What line it's on doesn't matter.
elan_einlhander (23:41:46): I was thinking that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:51): Just make it before (div) and after (td)
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:40): Then, before (/tr)(/td), put (/center). I think this'll work.
elan_einlhander (23:42:58): Why would I end the center though? When it's the last thing on the page.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:26): Just to be proper. You want to learn proper coding, right? Other programmers make fun of you if you don't, and it'll screw up on some browsers if you don't, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:34): Okie doke.
elan_einlhander (23:43:43): I'm not seeing 
elan_einlhander (23:43:48): At least not before the other center
elan_einlhander (23:43:51): or is it at the bottom?
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:53): It's below (/div)
elan_einlhander (23:43:54): *looks further*
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:55): At the very bottom.
elan_einlhander (23:43:58): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:44:00): Okie doke then
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:08): Save it, then, and let's look at it.
elan_einlhander (23:44:13): Saved.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:13): Save and continue, that is.
elan_einlhander (23:44:39): It didn't budge.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:49): Didn't work. ~_~ Okay, I guess I'll have to look more into it.
elan_einlhander (23:45:12): So I wonder if we did anything there.
elan_einlhander (23:45:21): Maybe it's taking it as part of the table? Not it's aligning.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:27): Okay, the problem prolly is that (center) doesn't work in table cells.
elan_einlhander (23:45:27): Like the alignment of the text WITHIN the box.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:38): So, do this:
elan_einlhander (23:45:40): Wait
elan_einlhander (23:45:47): Does it matter if I use < > instead of ( )
elan_einlhander (23:45:48): ?
elan_einlhander (23:45:59): I'm just used to the < >'s
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:01): I use () on Yahoo! because <> doesn't show up sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:08): Yeah, always replace my () with <>
elan_einlhander (23:46:18): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:31): If you do (font face= and all that crap on Yahoo!, it actually... does font stuff, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:37): Test
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:44): See, I used (i)Test(/i)
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:47): ANYWAY.
elan_einlhander (23:46:56): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:58): Take out the centering stuff.
elan_einlhander (23:46:59): Handy info, lol
elan_einlhander (23:47:02): All right
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:15): Change (tr)(td) to:
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:22): (tr)(td align="center")
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:28): I think that's how it works.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:38): I haven't used HTML 4.0 in a long, long time. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:48:33): Still no go son.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:51): Crap. ~_~
elan_einlhander (23:49:02): David is off
elan_einlhander (23:49:02): his
elan_einlhander (23:49:03): game
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:48): AHA. I think I have it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:28): Move the WHOLE thing, starting from:
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:34): (table border=0)
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:42): (tr)(td align="center")
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:52): All the way down to (/td)(/tr)
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:55): (/table)
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:11): Cut ALL of that, and paste it after (/table) right below it.
elan_einlhander (23:51:12): Oh I was supposed to keep that.
elan_einlhander (23:52:27): It is done.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:39): Saved?
elan_einlhander (23:52:46): Aye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:16): Ok. I figured out the problem for real, I think. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:55:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:41): Okay, the problem is this:
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:11): You're trying to center the stuff inside the table cell... but the table cell stretches based on the contents, so it doesn't do anything.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:18): Want you want to to is center the whole TABLE.
elan_einlhander (23:57:24): I swear I said that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:29): So, above (table border=0), put (center)
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:37): And after (/table), put (/center)
elan_einlhander (23:58:43): Ownage.
elan_einlhander (23:58:54): Now we need to fix the background colour, and the border colour.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:00): Now, you wanna change the background colour and border colour. Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:06): That you can't do without styles.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:14): So I'll have to tell you how that works real quick.
elan_einlhander (23:59:18): Eh?
elan_einlhander (23:59:22): Oh, because he used a style?
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:24): See where it says:
elan_einlhander (23:59:26): Instead of just colours?
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:27): div style=
elan_einlhander (23:59:38): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:46): In that, change the long number that begins with #
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:51): Into the name of the colour you want the border to be.

11-16-04


elan_einlhander (0:02:53): the dark elf lord tells you 'YOU MAKE ME WANNA LEAVE THE ONE I'M WITH, START A N EW RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO....BLAH BLAH BLAH...WHATS SAD IS T HAT I LOVE HER BUT I'M FALLING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU' [SAFE]<1730hp 2339sp 1473st> repl Aw, that's flattering. You tell the dark elf lord 'Aw, that's flattering.' [SAFE]<1744hp 2365sp 1472st> repl I wub you too. You tell the dark elf lord 'I wub you too.' 
elan_einlhander (0:02:59): A day in the life of Elan Einlhander.
vencabot_teppoo (12:14:59): Heya, Elan Einlhanderez.
elan_einlhander (12:15:01): Uh?
vencabot_teppoo (12:15:09): ~shakes head~ Don't worry about it.
elan_einlhander (12:15:16): Oh no, fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (12:15:24): ~_~
elan_einlhander (12:15:34): Are you sick or just stupid?
elan_einlhander (12:15:48): *only gives two choices*
vencabot_teppoo (12:15:54): A little of the former, more of the latter.
elan_einlhander (12:16:02): Stupid it is then.
vencabot_teppoo (12:16:41): Doug Allen can write a link that works.
elan_einlhander (12:16:56): He can?
elan_einlhander (12:17:00): Why, did I fail?
elan_einlhander (12:17:20): Because I sense sarcasm.
vencabot_teppoo (12:17:29): ...No, I mean, I'm signed up for this e-mail... web-builders newsletter.
vencabot_teppoo (12:17:42): And I never read it anymore, because they have stupid titles like this one today:
vencabot_teppoo (12:17:47): "Writing Links that WORK!"
elan_einlhander (12:17:50): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (12:17:54): I'm like, "Uh... a href?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:18:05): href?
vencabot_teppoo (12:18:15): That's the code for a link.
elan_einlhander (12:18:15): Looks oddly familiar.
elan_einlhander (12:18:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (12:18:16): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (12:18:28): This is a link to Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (12:18:39): Yeah that was in that guys code I think.
elan_einlhander (12:18:54): Is it that easy to make a link?
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:03): Yeah, in quite a few places. Of course, I can do it in Javascript, too... 'cause I'm 1337. Yep, that's a basic HTML link.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:05): Nothing to it.
elan_einlhander (12:19:10): Zoinks.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:30): It'll come out as blue, with an underline on it (most likely) saying "This is a link to Yahoo!." Then you click it and it goes to the href.
vencabot_teppoo (12:19:44): It means "hyperlink reference," I believe.
elan_einlhander (12:19:53): Makes sense;.
elan_einlhander (12:20:04): Speaking of links.
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:09): Yes sir!
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:11): ~listening~
vencabot_teppoo (12:20:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:20:16): We should update my site this month, in case there's a website contest this year.
elan_einlhander (12:20:24): Which I'm hoping there is.
elan_einlhander (12:20:36): And I can maybe learn some more complex stuff.
elan_einlhander (12:20:41): And recall what I have already learned.
elan_einlhander (12:20:52): It's in my head somewhere
elan_einlhander (12:20:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:20:56): Gotta lure it out
elan_einlhander (12:21:00): With webpage bait.
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:01): Ah yes. We should update your site; start thinking about how you want it to look, because I can do anything now. We can make it look like whatever you want; of course, if you want to do it yourself, I can teach you some stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:05): Webpage bait, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:15): Hang on, I'll go buy some for a quarter from the bait shop.
vencabot_teppoo (12:21:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:21:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (12:21:32): Well, I like the look we have going.
elan_einlhander (12:21:37): Even though most think it's gay.
elan_einlhander (12:21:51): But I'd like to make it more... sophistocated I think is the word.
elan_einlhander (12:22:00): Right now it's a pretty background with black boxes.
elan_einlhander (12:22:03): And a kick-ass title.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:05): Well, the logo on top, navigation bar on the side, and text box in the middle is a lay-out that never fails.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:16): It's a classic.
elan_einlhander (12:22:16): Well of course.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:22:23): But maybe some different pics through it.
elan_einlhander (12:22:25): Or a shifting background
elan_einlhander (12:22:31): Like different patterns of roses and feathers.
elan_einlhander (12:22:37): God you're a fag, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:49): Not a fag. Just... romantic.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:50): ...
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:52): ...No, a fag.
vencabot_teppoo (12:22:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:22:56): Same difference.
elan_einlhander (12:23:00): As I've learned.
elan_einlhander (12:23:04): Romantic = fag?
elan_einlhander (12:23:08): Dunno when that happened.
vencabot_teppoo (12:23:22): Bishounen... even Elan isn't the typical Japanese bishounen character.
elan_einlhander (12:23:34): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (12:23:45): Although most of MY characters are, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:24:03): Bishounen meaning the Japanese anime character that's a guy but is very feminine.
elan_einlhander (12:24:17): Some girl asked to see my site when she heard we were tweaking some programming.
vencabot_teppoo (12:24:17): Basically means metrosexual in Japanese, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:24:22): O.o
elan_einlhander (12:24:27): I made her swear not to look at the source-code.
elan_einlhander (12:24:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:24:30): She's gonna think we suck at programming, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:24:36): Yeah, she promised not to.
elan_einlhander (12:24:40): Let's hope she holds up.
vencabot_teppoo (12:24:58): I wish I had a site that shows off all of my modern skills... but I've never felt the urge to make one, for some reason. Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:25:10): Well guess what
vencabot_teppoo (12:25:13): I should remake VT's site and submit it to next years contest... even though VT is no longer a character.
elan_einlhander (12:25:13): My site, shall be that site.
vencabot_teppoo (12:25:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:25:14): What?
vencabot_teppoo (12:25:51): Do you want to learn how to do it yourself? You'd learn quick because you and me think on the same wavelength. I mean, I think the ability to program comes from playing video games and being used to computer stuff...lol.
elan_einlhander (12:25:58): I should change the focus of the site to more of a third-person point of view.
elan_einlhander (12:26:15): Well, the only way I'm gonna really learn it is if you come by and we DUAL-COMPUTERIZE or something.
vencabot_teppoo (12:26:18): But, then again, you do things OTHER than programming... like play MM. And I don't. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:26:48): ~listening to a hilarious comedian on the TV in the other room~
elan_einlhander (12:26:51): I wouldn't mind learning it, obviously.
elan_einlhander (12:26:59): It's gonna be based on your ability to teach.
elan_einlhander (12:27:12): I suck at teaching because I assume everyone knows more than they do, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:27:31): Yeah, so do I. Lol. David, teaching John HTML:
elan_einlhander (12:27:32): Doug has way too high hopes.
vencabot_teppoo (12:27:39): "Oh, he's used to Chatalot, so he must know some HTML."
vencabot_teppoo (12:27:58): "Ok, John. Set up the basic webpage. "
elan_einlhander (12:28:00): That was Doug's introduction to HTML, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:28:12): John: "...Head? What's a "head"?"
elan_einlhander (12:28:17): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (12:28:21): David: "How can you know some HTML and not know what a head is?"
elan_einlhander (12:28:32): Look at it from an essay point of view or something.
vencabot_teppoo (12:28:32): John: "Dude... all I know is font size= face= color= and center."
vencabot_teppoo (12:28:39): David: "...Oh."
vencabot_teppoo (12:28:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:29:04): We need to make the site darker for one thing.
elan_einlhander (12:29:09): Elan dresses dark...ly.
elan_einlhander (12:29:11): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (12:29:15): Lol. Obviously.
elan_einlhander (12:29:17): So maybe a darker scheme.
vencabot_teppoo (12:29:21): Hm.
elan_einlhander (12:29:23): Third-person perspective.
vencabot_teppoo (12:29:27): Third person?
elan_einlhander (12:29:32): Right now it's first-person.
elan_einlhander (12:29:37): Unless I'm mixing up my persons
elan_einlhander (12:29:43): It's like "I am bladdy blad"
vencabot_teppoo (12:29:52): Oh, I see.
elan_einlhander (12:29:53): I'm thinking of leaning into like telling a story.
vencabot_teppoo (12:29:55): You mean the narration.
elan_einlhander (12:29:59): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (12:30:05): I thought you meant the programming, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:30:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (12:30:14): Third-person programming.
vencabot_teppoo (12:30:33): I was like, "Oh, you mean the first person... as in, the roses and stuff. As in, it seems more like its in... Elan's mind. You want it to be a little more dark, like how people SEE Elan..."
vencabot_teppoo (12:30:40): And I guess both ways work, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:30:51): A larger intorduction.
elan_einlhander (12:31:06): History sucks, gotta re-do the whole thing.
elan_einlhander (12:31:09): =_=
elan_einlhander (12:31:12): What was I thinking
elan_einlhander (12:31:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (12:31:14): lol
elan_einlhander (12:31:17): It's like David looking back on his programming
elan_einlhander (12:31:26): I'm looking through here with this gross look on my face.
vencabot_teppoo (12:31:42): Yep, exactly. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:10): Doug: "This history is terrible!"
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:17): David: "This lay-out is terrible!"
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:29): Doug: "I can't believe I incorporated such stupid things!"
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:35): David: "I can't believe I used the 'font' tag!"
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:32:53): Doug: "Where's the stuff about his parents?"
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:00): David: "Where's the head of the document?!"
vencabot_teppoo (12:33:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:33:43): We shall do some major tweak-age then.
elan_einlhander (12:33:47): Watch, we'll do nothing
elan_einlhander (12:33:49): Like half of the time
elan_einlhander (12:33:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (12:34:04): I'm not doing anything right now if you wanna get started, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:34:41): Well, I gotta shower in a bit, but we can at least get started on something.
vencabot_teppoo (12:34:48): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (12:34:57): Since the front page is so basic, we can start there with re-learning the code.
vencabot_teppoo (12:35:06): Okie dokie.
elan_einlhander (12:36:48): Black roses would own my soul right now.
vencabot_teppoo (12:37:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:37:03): If I could get some nice screens of those, I'd flip my lid right now.
vencabot_teppoo (12:37:10): ~pictures it~
elan_einlhander (12:37:17): *lip flips over and comes back down*
vencabot_teppoo (12:37:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:37:52): Geocities is sweet, I guess.
elan_einlhander (12:37:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:39:00): Except that their new pop-ups are ridiculous and desperately need to die.
elan_einlhander (12:39:07): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (12:39:11): That's like... nasty.
vencabot_teppoo (12:39:11): I'm thinking of moving my site because of their new pop-up style, lol.
elan_einlhander (12:39:19): But where else could we go? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:39:38): There are lots of free places that support websites... but I'm so used to Geocities. ;o;
elan_einlhander (12:39:49): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (12:39:55): Plus, Yahoo! is my favourite messenger, so I like to use my Yahoo! screen name for my site.
elan_einlhander (12:39:55): And we can both log in o.O
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:34): It's funny because, now, when I first teach someone HTML, I teach them that no site is technically complete without these things:
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:39): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:40): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:43): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:44): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:45): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:40:47): 
elan_einlhander (12:40:50): But?
vencabot_teppoo (12:41:04): That's a complete web-page. Meanwhile, the page that me and Doug made... has one of those six things.
vencabot_teppoo (12:41:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:41:16): Ah.
elan_einlhander (12:41:17): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (12:41:34): All it has is, at the top, a body declaration... and that's only because that's where you declare the background.
elan_einlhander (12:41:56): Hey, yah know what we COULD do.
vencabot_teppoo (12:42:05): What?! :D
elan_einlhander (12:42:21): Since it looks like we're gonna completely re-do the whole thing anyway, why not make a new, sort of beta site?
vencabot_teppoo (12:42:49): ...Yeah, that sounds good.
vencabot_teppoo (12:42:56): I thought that was what we were gonna do.
vencabot_teppoo (12:42:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:42:58): He had to hesitate.
elan_einlhander (12:42:59): Oh
elan_einlhander (12:42:59): lol
elan_einlhander (12:43:02): Well awesome then.
vencabot_teppoo (12:43:28): As in, old site be damned; It's laid-out with tables. There's no way to fix that, lol. The lay-out of a page is it's BACKBONE.
vencabot_teppoo (12:43:42): If we're gonna lay out the new one more properly, it's gonna have to be a new site.
elan_einlhander (12:44:51): So how am I gonna do this, want me to just make six new files in geocities?
vencabot_teppoo (12:45:09): Nope, we should start on notepad.
elan_einlhander (12:45:29): Ah, good ol' notepad.
vencabot_teppoo (12:45:33): That's another old bad-habit that I'm over,lol. You should always host your website on your computer, first, and then upload to Geocities when you're done.
elan_einlhander (12:45:57): well the only issue I have with that is our inability to sort of "share"
vencabot_teppoo (12:46:23): I'll make an identical one as you make yours.
elan_einlhander (12:46:33): Very well.
elan_einlhander (12:46:38): Let us hope I do not make more typos.
vencabot_teppoo (12:46:38): Since we're starting from scratch, and I'll need to teach you how to do a lot of things. That was the way I was teaching John.
elan_einlhander (12:46:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:46:54): All right, notepad is open.
vencabot_teppoo (12:47:00): Oh, and I also kept uploading MY version to Geocities, so he could look up at it like a blackboard.
vencabot_teppoo (12:48:40): Lemme get a file open and make a spot on Geocities to upload to, so you can watch.
elan_einlhander (12:48:47): Okie doke.
elan_einlhander (12:48:49): KINKY
elan_einlhander (12:48:49): :D
elan_einlhander (12:48:53): Shut up Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (12:48:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:48:57): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (12:50:12): Okay. Let's do this step by step, and I'll try and fully explain each step as we go.
elan_einlhander (12:50:18): Before we start
elan_einlhander (12:50:19): Define Java.
elan_einlhander (12:50:25): New version of IE doesn't have "Java"
elan_einlhander (12:50:28): According to Eriana.
vencabot_teppoo (12:50:34): Java is a programming langua-...
vencabot_teppoo (12:50:40): ...New IE has Java. Forget Eriana.
vencabot_teppoo (12:50:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (12:50:45): I figured that.
elan_einlhander (12:50:49): So I'm wondering wtf she's talking about.
elan_einlhander (12:50:55): Because she says Mozilla rocks
elan_einlhander (12:50:56): Lol
elan_einlhander (12:51:01): I'm like what could be better than IE.
elan_einlhander (12:51:06): Especially with a name like THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (12:51:10): BUT ANYWAY, Java is a programming language for making applications that work by themselves. If you can use the Java-telnet applet on MM, you can use Java.
elan_einlhander (12:51:21): Right, I figured it was related.
vencabot_teppoo (12:51:29): Java things load up in their own little gray box because they're considered to not be a PART of the webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (12:51:35): They're like images, loaded ONTO the webpage.
elan_einlhander (12:51:56): So there's no way the newest version of IE doesn't have this I would assume.
vencabot_teppoo (12:52:11): Meanwhile, JavaSCRIPT is actually a part of the webpage. It's called 'Java'script because the coding is based off of the code-style of Java.
vencabot_teppoo (12:52:22): And yes, Java is used on SO many pages that there's no way that IE could not have it.
elan_einlhander (12:52:36): How do I check what version of IE I am using?
vencabot_teppoo (12:52:39): IE and Java have supposedly been having some arguments recently... I don't know what about.
elan_einlhander (12:52:39): View?
vencabot_teppoo (12:52:45): HELP, ABOUT IE.
elan_einlhander (12:52:47): Ah
elan_einlhander (12:53:05): Version 6.0.etc
vencabot_teppoo (12:53:14): But even though they've been fighting, Java is too popular... plus, it comes in a downloadable plug-in. So, even if the new IE DOESN'T come with it, you can download the plug-in.
vencabot_teppoo (12:53:18): But we won't be working with Java... lol.
elan_einlhander (12:53:30): Okay, so I'll be sure to call her a stupid bitch when she comes back.
elan_einlhander (12:53:31): ANYWHO
elan_einlhander (12:53:36): Let's get crackin'
elan_einlhander (12:53:45): At 1:30 I'm gonna go shower, just to give you a heads up.
vencabot_teppoo (12:53:55): Lol. Okay, I'm saving a file in notepad called "blackboard.html." I'm gonna upload it, so the site is gonna be:
vencabot_teppoo (12:54:05): www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/blackboard.html
elan_einlhander (12:54:29): Tell me when it's up.
vencabot_teppoo (12:54:38): Save YOUR file as "index.html."
elan_einlhander (12:55:10): All right, saved.
elan_einlhander (12:55:18): You don't want me to upload it or anything, right?
vencabot_teppoo (12:55:33): Nope, don't. Anyway, it's uploaded now and the first step is taken.
vencabot_teppoo (12:55:50): When viewing the source, do exactly as the prompt tells you and ignore everything that Geocities adds. That's their pop-up programming.
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:13): So, all the page is:
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:14): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:16): 
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:42): That tells the browser that the webpage is in HTML. Yes, ALL webpages are in HTML, technically... which is why some newbie programmers (Such as myself on your site) don't use these tags.
vencabot_teppoo (12:56:55): But for a webpage to be technically complete, everything needs to be inbetween  and 
elan_einlhander (12:57:01): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (12:57:41): Okay. Alright. Uploaded again. I added the head tags; notice the line-spacing and indentation.
elan_einlhander (12:58:06): It's still pretty blank.
elan_einlhander (12:58:30): Oh, wait.
vencabot_teppoo (12:58:32): Yep, it is. Refresh the page and look at the source: right now, we're entering the skeleton that shows NOTHING on the page, but rather helps organize it.
vencabot_teppoo (12:58:56): This is the way the indentation works:
elan_einlhander (12:59:15): Yeesh, what clutter.
vencabot_teppoo (12:59:35): You should always put the  and  on different lines, and should have them be aligned right below eachother.
vencabot_teppoo (12:59:52): And, every time that you have a tag WITHIN a tag... indent it. Notice how we COULD type it like this:
elan_einlhander (13:00:11): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (13:00:51): 
vencabot_teppoo (13:00:51): The head tags are inside of the HTML tags... so I indent them.
vencabot_teppoo (13:00:51): This makes it simpler to tell where everything is later on. For instance, on YOUR page, if I had intented each time I put a table within a table, I would have a better idea of which one had the text, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (13:00:57): Okay, now... the purpose of the head tag.
vencabot_teppoo (13:01:16): The head tag is for inserting things into the document that aren't seen on the actual page, such as the title and Javascript.
elan_einlhander (13:01:24): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (13:01:29): The title of the page itself?
elan_einlhander (13:01:34): Lik ethat appears on the bar at the top
elan_einlhander (13:01:36): Like*
vencabot_teppoo (13:01:42): Yes. As you know, that's seen at the top bar, but not on the page. Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (13:01:47): So, let's add one now:
elan_einlhander (13:01:52): M'kay.
elan_einlhander (13:02:42): Want me indenting the stuff under  to the same alignment?
vencabot_teppoo (13:02:54): Okay, refresh and check the source.
vencabot_teppoo (13:03:19): Notice how the title tag is indented more than the head tag, because it's contained inside of it, and the actual title is indented more than the title tag, because that TEXT is contained inside of THAT.
elan_einlhander (13:03:48): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (13:04:00): None of this is necessary, but it's a good habit to get into.
elan_einlhander (13:04:05): It seems more organized.
elan_einlhander (13:04:07): So it's fine
elan_einlhander (13:04:19): And I notice we now have a title.
vencabot_teppoo (13:04:20): Good; John had a big problem with it, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:04:22): Huzzah.
elan_einlhander (13:04:36): That was simple enough.
vencabot_teppoo (13:05:00): Also, as we've seen on your old site, I GUESS the title tag will still function when its in the body. But it's just not proper, and like I said, some browsers require stricter syntax... so it's always best to try and be as organized as possible.
elan_einlhander (13:05:12): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (13:05:17): Now, we're going to basically tell the page that it DOES have a body... as all webpages do. When it knows that, it'll be a complete web-page.
elan_einlhander (13:05:40): So under  I would put  and , right?
vencabot_teppoo (13:05:54): Exactly. You can refresh and see for yourself, now.
vencabot_teppoo (13:06:26): It's aligned exactly under head, as you said, because it's also contained in  and , but in nothing else.
elan_einlhander (13:06:37): Ah, groovy.
elan_einlhander (13:06:57): So.
elan_einlhander (13:07:06): The body is everything we see on the page?
vencabot_teppoo (13:07:14): And notice the text I added to the body, just for the sake of showing that it DOES appear in the body. Yes, the body is everything we see on the page.
elan_einlhander (13:07:22): Okay.
elan_einlhander (13:07:46): Is there anything else you'd put in the head besides title?
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:04): Right now, not yet. Stylesheets and main Javascript code go in the head, too.
elan_einlhander (13:08:09): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:31): Anyway, let's move on to the body. First of all, I want to tell you what "deprecated" means.
elan_einlhander (13:08:41): Deprecated..
vencabot_teppoo (13:08:45): "Deprecated" means that the tag (html code) has been replaced by better code.
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:11): And so the "deprecated" code should NOT be used... but for the sake of not screwing up OLDER webpages, the deprecated code is still technically allowed.
elan_einlhander (13:09:23): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:32): As you might assume, a whole lot of things were deprecated when stylesheets were invented.
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:43): Such as our friends (font size="" color="" face="")
vencabot_teppoo (13:09:50): And (body background="")
elan_einlhander (13:09:53): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (13:10:26): SO, let's do some basic formatting of text... we'll start with font size, color, and face, just so you can see the old way it was done, and we'll use this as our introduction to basic styles.
elan_einlhander (13:10:38): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (13:11:26): Alright. Reload the page and have a looksee at what I did, and I'll explain.
vencabot_teppoo (13:11:44): Notice that the entire font TAG is spread out over several lines.
vencabot_teppoo (13:12:16): This is because the TAG (everything from <>) consists of not only an OBJECT (the main part of the tag), but attributes as well (things that manipulate the tag).
vencabot_teppoo (13:12:32): The object is FONT, and the attributes are size, face, and color.
elan_einlhander (13:12:47): That makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (13:13:34): Just like I indented what's inside the text, I indented the attributes so that they can be easily altered later. The attributes are as much a part as the tag as is the text contained inside the (font) and (/font) tags.
elan_einlhander (13:14:25): so what's the deal with the quotation marks?
elan_einlhander (13:14:37): Like why can't it just be 5, instead of "5"
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:01): Make sense? Also notice that the 'variables,' or things that an attribute can = are put inside of quotation marks. This is just proper. It isn't necessary unless you have a variable of more than one word.
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:05): So, we could have written it as:
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:13): 
elan_einlhander (13:15:17): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:18): ...Grr.
elan_einlhander (13:15:23): Get hype Yahoo!
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:30): (font size=5 color=blue face="lucida console")
elan_einlhander (13:15:40): Just like a spell in MM!
elan_einlhander (13:15:40): :O
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:50): But, since the quotes don't ever hurt anything, it's proper to put quotes around every variable.
elan_einlhander (13:15:58): M'kay.
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:20): Now, as I said, the entire "font" tag has been replaced when styles were created. So, let's introduce you to a good friend of mine.
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:26): The  and  tags.
elan_einlhander (13:16:33): Never seen those ones.
elan_einlhander (13:16:36): *strangely excited*
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:50): The span object does NOTHING. It's just for organization. It basically says, "Hey... all this right here... is from here to here."
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:57): It's exactly as it says... a span of text.
elan_einlhander (13:17:02): M'kay.
elan_einlhander (13:17:07): Want me to replace font with that?
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:37): The true power of the span tag comes in because you can use the STYLE attribute with it. Yes; I'm gonna replace all that we just had, and reload. The text will lose all of its formatting (size, color, and face), but we'll re-add them with styles.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:05): There, re-loaded.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:27): All caught up? Heehee. Tell me if I'm going too fast.
elan_einlhander (13:19:03): Okay, so I assume
elan_einlhander (13:19:18): That we'll still be putting some sorts of attributes within this span?
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:48): Yes. And that attribute is going to be "style". The style attribute is unique because, it's "variable" isn't really a variable.
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:58): It's a whole different type of programming that works hand-in-hand with HTML.
elan_einlhander (13:20:09): But how is it better than the font programming?
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:24): So, within it's variable will be attributes and THEIR variables. I'll show you what makes it infinitely superior in a moment; for now, it will not be.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:35): I'll show you a quick example, and then explain it:
vencabot_teppoo (13:21:52): Alright. Refresh and check it out.
elan_einlhander (13:22:27): So style isn't in parenthases.
vencabot_teppoo (13:22:48): Notice that, in the style tag, there are curly-brackets ({ }) inside of the quotation marks. This basically says that, even though this is all technically a variable, it's actually not a single variable.
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:04): Yes, you don't need or want quotes, usually, with style attributes, and you also don't use =
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:06): You use :
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:41): Unlike HTML attributes, hyphens can be, and ARE used very often. Notice font-family and font-size.
vencabot_teppoo (13:24:08): Also, each attribute-variable couple is seperated with a semicolon.
elan_einlhander (13:24:52): So the attributes are seperated with semicolons, and the attributes OF the attributes are seperated by colons.
vencabot_teppoo (13:25:05): Yes, the attributes of the attributes being the variables.
elan_einlhander (13:25:09): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (13:25:43): Alright. Now, the names of style attributes and HTML attributes that do the exact same thing are NOT neccessarily the same. I made the mistake of thinking this at first.
vencabot_teppoo (13:25:53): I was like, "Oh, font-size? Then font-face must change the actual font."
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:05): In reality, the stylesheet attribute for changing the 'face' is 'font-family.'
elan_einlhander (13:26:13): I'm noticing.
elan_einlhander (13:26:17): So what is font-face then?
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:23): Font-face does nothing.
elan_einlhander (13:26:24): Or is there such thing?
elan_einlhander (13:26:26): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:34): Now, here's the FIRST amazing power of stylesheets...
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:41): Ease of use. Watch this:
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:09): Fresh and take a look at it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:19): You'll be damned if you can do something like this with just HTML.
elan_einlhander (13:27:28): The text hath vanished.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:36): It hasn't vanished, lol. Scroll down.
elan_einlhander (13:27:48): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (13:27:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:58): What I did was change the "font-size: 50px" style attribute to "font-size: 50in"
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:08): I changed the size from 50 pixels to 50 inches.
elan_einlhander (13:28:12): Wow.
elan_einlhander (13:28:19): So there's different units of measurement.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:21): You can do the same with "cm"
elan_einlhander (13:28:21): Unlike font
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:24): Yes.
elan_einlhander (13:28:24): Which is all some number.
elan_einlhander (13:28:34): Astounding.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:35): Some number which I don't even know where they got it from, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:44): I like using the pixels because I can adjust the font-size EXACTLY.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:49): To how it will appear on any screen.
elan_einlhander (13:28:58): All by just changing two letters.
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:05): Yep. Now, the second power of styles.
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:39): Style attributes are universal. Here's a flaw with HTML: The attribute that centers text on a table is different than the attribute that centers text outside of a table.
elan_einlhander (13:30:00): What do you mean? Like different commands?
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:11): Style attributes are all the same, and they work with almost ANY HTML object. Images can have styles, spans can have styles, bodies can have styles... and the code is all the same.
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:20): Yes. To center text outside of a table, you use 

vencabot_teppoo (13:30:25): It's an object all by itself...
elan_einlhander (13:30:30): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:35): Meanwhile, IN a table, it's 
 
 1 archery WEA 5% 99% 
 
 2 blind fighting COM 40% 5% 
 Number Skill Type Comprehension Current practiced percent 

elan_einlhander (13:30:39): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:41): Where it's a variable.
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:03): To show you this universalness... ness... I'll show you an example:
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:15): First off, I'm changing the font size to 20px.
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:56): Okay, refresh and check it out.
vencabot_teppoo (13:32:30): Notice how the text in the style-less span isn't affected by the attributes of the first. Of course, this is because the previous span was ended with .
vencabot_teppoo (13:32:42): So, the effects of all attributes are ended there.
elan_einlhander (13:32:43): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (13:33:12): Now, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just copy-paste the style attribute from the first span, up onto the body object.
vencabot_teppoo (13:33:54): There; uploaded. Refresh and check it out.
vencabot_teppoo (13:34:26): You can't do this without styles; I've now declared how I want all of the font to look that's on the body.
vencabot_teppoo (13:34:31): By declaring the body style attribute.
elan_einlhander (13:34:38): So the span won't change it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:14): But, it CAN change it. The body style will be over-ridden if we add a span style. Objects always inherit the styles of their 'parent objects.'
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:22): The parent object being what THAT object is contained within.
elan_einlhander (13:35:38): Ohhh, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:38): So, the parent object of  is , and 's is 
elan_einlhander (13:35:46): Because you didn't set a style for the second span.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:51): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (13:36:05): Now, we can over-ride the body style by adding a span style. I'll give an example.
vencabot_teppoo (13:36:47): There, refresh and check it out.
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:06): I re-added a style to the first span. All it says is:
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:09): color; red
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:32): So, since the only attribute that I over-rided was "color," that's all that changed. It still inherits the size and font-family.
elan_einlhander (13:37:40): So by giving a style to the body, it sort of gives a default to everything within the body.
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:46): Exactly. Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:50): It's just a default, and can be changed.
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:56): But everything that has no style will have the defaults.
elan_einlhander (13:38:05): ~nod~ Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:12): Now, another wonder of stylesheets... I'm gonna show you just how universal everything is.
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:43): Alright, reload.
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:01): I added "background-color: black;" to the body style. This changed the background color of the entire body to black.
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:04): Make sense?
elan_einlhander (13:39:39): Yeah, definitely.
elan_einlhander (13:39:48): Would putting background color in one of the span styles do anything?
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:54): EXACTLY. Reload NOW.
elan_einlhander (13:40:08): Ahhhh
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:12): Notice that the background color of the first span is now white. And only that span... There's no way to do that without styles.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:17): Background-color works for ANYTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:21): Even images.
elan_einlhander (13:40:25): Well gadzooks.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:26): Even... anything.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:42): So you can high-light text that way, as you may guess. This is why we use the span object.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:54): Because it can have a style attribute... so any span of text can be altered with styles.
elan_einlhander (13:41:28): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (13:41:32): Now, let's introduce you to another HTML tag that you probably recognize, but my skills have become more thorough so it will look just a bit different.
vencabot_teppoo (13:41:59): Alright, reload.
vencabot_teppoo (13:42:22): What I did was add the "br" tag between the two spans; notice the alignment. This shouldn't be surprising alignment.
vencabot_teppoo (13:42:44): The "br" tag does a line-break... It's more of a command than an object, right? This is where the term "tag" came from, back in the day.
vencabot_teppoo (13:43:03): Since some tags were commands... and some were objects. Since "br" is a command, it doesn't need a "
"
elan_einlhander (13:43:28): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (13:43:31): HOWEVER, newer HTML rules say that ALL tags are objects, and tags that don't require a  must have their / at the end of the statement.
vencabot_teppoo (13:43:38): So that... it sorta closes itself as soon as it opens.
vencabot_teppoo (13:43:43): So, I didn't just use 

vencabot_teppoo (13:43:45): I used 

elan_einlhander (13:43:48): All right;
vencabot_teppoo (13:44:04): So, every tag that doesn't require a closing tag must have that slash at the end of it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:44:33): And now you know everything there is to know about HTML and styles. You know the basic rules. All that you DON'T know is the actual coding.
elan_einlhander (13:44:51): So stop there.
elan_einlhander (13:44:54): And let me shower.
vencabot_teppoo (13:44:57): You don't know all of the objects that you can use... or the individual attributes for those objects. You don't know all of the style attributes.
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:05): ~nods~ While in the shower, review what you've learned.
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:45:17): I assure you I will.
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:28): Ah, they changed the lay-out of the MSDN library, but it still works!
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:35): So, I'll introduce you to it when ya get back.
vencabot_teppoo (14:15:56): Welcome back.
elan_einlhander (14:16:05): I'm doing something I may regret later.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:08): ?
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:10): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (14:16:16): Eating a bag of marshmallows.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:16): Hanging your cat?
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:18): ...Ah.
elan_einlhander (14:16:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:16:24): I got sick of cocoa.
elan_einlhander (14:16:28): And don't want them wasted.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:34): Nice.
elan_einlhander (14:17:01): I have an issue
vencabot_teppoo (14:17:04): Wanna continue the HTML lesson? If you feel like you're not overwhelmed NOW, the rest is eas-
elan_einlhander (14:17:11): I opened my notepad document as HTML.
elan_einlhander (14:17:14): And it didn't work out.
elan_einlhander (14:17:20): I keep comparing it to yours.
elan_einlhander (14:17:24): But can't figure out what went wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (14:17:29): Okie dokie, send it to me.
vencabot_teppoo (14:18:11): I just re-uploaded, by the way. All I changed was the organization of the styles; it works exactly the same, and the way I organized should be pretty easy for you to figure out.
vencabot_teppoo (14:18:58): Bingo.
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:04): In the span that says:
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:09): "This text is in the body."
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:15): You forgot to put closing quotes after the style.
elan_einlhander (14:19:28): Ohhhh
elan_einlhander (14:19:48): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:51): Little syntax errors like that will screw you up; if you have mysterious errors like that, first thing I do is look for quotes problems.
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:56): And carrot problems.
vencabot_teppoo (14:19:59): Such as 
 and . Just like everything between  and  is in HTML...
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:04): Everything between  is CSS.
elan_einlhander (14:27:26): A tad different, but okay.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:45): Just a tad. Now, we're gonna add something with nearly no purpose, but it's for the sake of being proper.
elan_einlhander (14:28:10): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:17): There, uploaded.
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:38): We added the "type" attribute to the style object.
elan_einlhander (14:28:50): Okay what the hell
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:51): This tells the browser, "YES, this IS written in CSS."
elan_einlhander (14:28:57): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:03): The browser already knows... but we tell it again anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:08): We'll do the same thing with Javascript, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:29:16): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:18): Because, as you stated...
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:29):  directly says, "This is HTML."
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:38): While 
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:28): And some people DO organize stylesheets like that... but that's just idiotic.
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:55): You'll notice how I use the tab key in style-sheets: I try and keep all of the identifiers lined up, all of the attributes lined up, and all of the values lined up.
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:30): So, we're all clear on that. One more thing about tag identifiers:
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:38): The space key.
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:55): When you use the space key, you declare RULES for the identifier. It may not make a lot of sense, so I'll give an example.
vencabot_teppoo (14:47:35): First of all, I'm gonna change what our page says in the body by deleting the first span. I'll upload it just like that so you're up to date:
vencabot_teppoo (14:47:59): There, reload.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:06): Nothing changed; just deleted the whole first span and the line-break.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:35): Now, see the words "whole new" inside of that span?
elan_einlhander (14:49:32): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:42): Okay. I'm gonna put those two words in a span all by themselves.
vencabot_teppoo (14:50:55): Alright, re-load and check it out. Notice that it looks the same on the page, and notice the organization on the view-source.
vencabot_teppoo (14:51:18): All I did was put "whole new," inside of a span.
vencabot_teppoo (14:51:24): That span's parent object is also a span.
vencabot_teppoo (14:51:27): See?
elan_einlhander (14:53:35): Sorry, got side-tracked by my own document.,
vencabot_teppoo (14:53:39): It's just fine.
elan_einlhander (14:54:13): So if you wanted to, you could just tweak those two words, since there's no break or anything.
elan_einlhander (14:54:22): They'd still lie within the other span.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:25): Yep. Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:29): And that's what we're gonna do.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:38): We're gonna use style-sheet parent rules, though.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:05): There. Now, reload.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:30): You'll notice that "whole new," are the only words not underline. Check out what I added to the stylesheet:
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:45): span span{text-decoration: none;}
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:05): The identified, in this case, is "a span with a parent object that is a span."
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:34): We do this by naming the parent object, then the effected object. We could get the same effect by doing:
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:42): body span span{text-decoration: none;}
elan_einlhander (14:57:00): So when you do that span span{
elan_einlhander (14:57:05): It goes for the second span?
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:07): Yep.
elan_einlhander (14:57:15): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:25): Now, I only teach you this because it's right for you to know... Trust me, Doug, if you're wise you'll NEVER do this.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:35): Because, thank God, we have classes.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:12): Oh, and also, notice this while we're at it:
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:22): Every time you hit ENTER on the source, it counts as a space.
elan_einlhander (14:58:43): o.O
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:46): So, it looks goofy because the space BEFORE "whole new," is underlined, and the space after it isn't.
elan_einlhander (14:58:55): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:00): The only way to fix this, sadly, would be to ignore our organization rules and types it like this:
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:17): this is a whole new, style-less span.
elan_einlhander (14:59:24): Ah, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:30): Luckily, we won't come across this situation very often...
elan_einlhander (14:59:33): But since we hit enter, it counted the space as underlined.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:36): But just be wary of it. Exactly.
elan_einlhander (14:59:46): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:10): Now, refresh and behold our first example of classes!
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:22): I deleted the span span identifier, and replaced it with:
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:24): .barbarian
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:35): The period tells the style-sheet that the identifier is a CLASS.
elan_einlhander (15:00:47): barbarian...?
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:57): And then, in the span that says "whole new," I added the class attribute.
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:09): You could call the class whatever you wanted, as long as you declare it in the style sheet.
elan_einlhander (15:01:12): Oh, okay
elan_einlhander (15:01:13): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:17): I just used "barbarian" as an MM joke.
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:20): Since it's a "class."
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:38): So, this way, you can see the full potential of styles.
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:51): ANYTHING that you give the class "barbarian" will now have text-decoration: none.
vencabot_teppoo (15:02:08): So, you don't have to type the same styles over and over again.
elan_einlhander (15:02:18): Can you end the class?
elan_einlhander (15:02:22): Like /class
elan_einlhander (15:02:24): Or something
vencabot_teppoo (15:02:26): The class is ended with the 
vencabot_teppoo (15:02:31): Since the class is an attribute of span.
elan_einlhander (15:02:32): Oh
elan_einlhander (15:02:33): Yeah
elan_einlhander (15:02:34): Okay
vencabot_teppoo (15:02:59): Also, you can use classes as parents, but like I said... and as you surely noticed, the parent thing is kinda ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:05): But, hypothetically, you could say:
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:17): .barbarian span{ font-weight: bold;}
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:31): And that style would effect any SPAN within ANY parent object that was of the BARBARIAN class.
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:40): In this case, bolding it.
elan_einlhander (15:04:02): But since we made the barbarian class, we could just make the span we want barbarian.
elan_einlhander (15:04:05): And it would boldify.
vencabot_teppoo (15:04:08): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:04:24): And we could make the class .thisIsInsideOfBarbarian and give anything that we wanted that class.
vencabot_teppoo (15:04:38): So, the whole parent thing is kinda obsolete. Classes are much easier to use.
elan_einlhander (15:04:42): nod~
vencabot_teppoo (15:05:28): Alright. NOW, let's clean this whole thing up and make it pretty much brand new- it's kinda cluttered, so let's say that we're moving on to a new lesson. I'm gonna simplify it again, upload it, and then you can evaluate it.
elan_einlhander (15:05:49): Wait
elan_einlhander (15:05:52): No new lesson.
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:39): Okay. Well, I uploaded it anyway for whenever you want to continue. What I did was I got rid of all of the spans and classes, etc. The style-sheet declares that the body has a black background color and yellow foreground (font) color.
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:48): And then the entire body consists of one span that says "This is a span."
elan_einlhander (15:08:15): Only reason I say stop is because I work today, and would rather start fresh with a new losson after work.
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:36): Okie dokie. Next we'll be doing positioning, which is as easy as setting the style attributes:
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:38): position:
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:40): top:
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:41): left:
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:01): That's all we gotta do, and that gives you incredible power over the lay-out of your page. When you get back, we'll move that span around. ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:50): This is probably a lot easier for you than most people because you're used to little syntax quirks, from MM.
elan_einlhander (15:10:01): ~Nod~
vencabot_teppoo (15:10:02): get flask
elan_einlhander (15:10:06): Shaving, just so you know.
vencabot_teppoo (15:10:14): Where get is the main command, and flask is what you're getting. ~nods~ Okay, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:10:28): Btw, that's also a reference to Strong Bad, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:11:28): "In a time before graphics, where there was only text. You had to TYPE your commands, like 'get ye flask.' Then it responds, 'You cannot get 'ye flask.'' And ALL you can do is sit there, wondering..."
vencabot_teppoo (15:11:34): "Why can't I get ye flask?!"
vencabot_teppoo (15:11:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:23:27): *plays MegaMan boss intro music* There, all dressed for work.
vencabot_teppoo (15:23:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:23:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:23:47): ~just finally pictured it~
elan_einlhander (15:23:53): *hands on his hips*
elan_einlhander (15:23:57): *looking up and to the right*
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:08): Deh deh-deh deh, DEH DEH-DEH DEH!
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:16): DENNELLEH
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:17): DENNELLEH
elan_einlhander (15:24:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:24:22): Denelleh
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:33): DEH, DEH-DENNELLEH DEH!
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:38): "DOUG"
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:43): "AYE-LEN"
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:24:46): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:24:55): I guess we should review to see if I'm up to speed.
elan_einlhander (15:25:15): Each HTML document begins with  and ends with 
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:18): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (15:25:24): Next comes the 
elan_einlhander (15:25:43): Which so far has contained the title and stylesheet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:49): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (15:26:13): This "master" stylesheet as I have come to call it can define everything in the body, establishing a default.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:26): Yep. It establishes all defaults.
elan_einlhander (15:26:58): Then the  which contains everything we'll see in the page.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:07): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (15:27:25): Within the body we can establish other stylesheets, which can sort of override the default stylesheet we already set.
elan_einlhander (15:27:31): Or if no style is specified, it will be the default
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:52): Exactly. Their attributes over-ride the default attributes, and these styles are called inline styles.
elan_einlhander (15:28:03): Ah, good vocab.
elan_einlhander (15:28:40): Spans are used for seperate bits of text, and the styles can be used to define them differently, as was said.
elan_einlhander (15:28:49): Hitting enter causes a space, I know now.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:15): Which'll generally not be a problem.
elan_einlhander (15:29:21): Attributes are seperated with colins, and values are seperated with semicolins.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:29): But when I didn't know that and was trying to figure out where all of these spaces were coming from, I was pretty confused.
elan_einlhander (15:29:29): colin, colon...
elan_einlhander (15:29:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (15:29:33): *not funny*
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:42): Colon is actually what it's called, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:29:51): Yeah, realizing that.
elan_einlhander (15:29:52): Anywho
elan_einlhander (15:30:18): The curve-bracking { is used for attributes.
elan_einlhander (15:30:23): And identifiers
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:31): Also, when declaring inline styles, you don't need to use curly-brackets. You can do style="font-size:10px;"
elan_einlhander (15:30:41): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:44): Which is what I've ALWAYS done... until I was working on your site yesterday.
elan_einlhander (15:30:49): o.O
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:55): And I saw how that guy used curly brackets... and it made sense, because of the style-sheet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:14): On the style sheet, you have to use curly brackets. Identifer{ style attributes }
elan_einlhander (15:31:38): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:40): But for inline, you don't HAVE to... but it's kinda like, the object ITSELF is the identifier... so it just sorta makes sense to use brackets.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:49): So, I'm gonna adopt that guy's organization style.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:31:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:31:55): Yanked.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:32:07): Last but not least is classes.
elan_einlhander (15:32:17): Which is for what I see as a sort of master specifier.
elan_einlhander (15:32:24): Putting everything I'd want into nice catagories.
elan_einlhander (15:32:29): That I can define.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:31): Yep. Hence the name 'classes.'
elan_einlhander (15:32:34): Aye.
elan_einlhander (15:32:44): At least I'm retaining some of this.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:05): Also, for the sake of understanding MSDN library jibber-jabber, and making it easier for US to communicate, work on the vocabulary:
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:07): tag
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:08): object
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:11): attribute
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:12): value
elan_einlhander (15:33:14): Ah, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:24): A tag is everything from < to >
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:46): An object is what is formatted by attributes.  is an object, style= is an attribute.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:53): And a value is what an attribute... well, equals.
elan_einlhander (15:33:58): Right.
elan_einlhander (15:34:05): And for our amusement.
elan_einlhander (15:34:08): You tell Eriana 'IE has Java, what are you talking about.' (@#athabascor) repl It would be insane not to. You tell Eriana 'It would be insane not to.' (@#athabascor) Signon at Tue Nov 16 14:31:56 2004 for Furystar detected. (@#athabascor) Eriana tells you 'it didn't - it wanted me to install it' (@#athabascor) repl Then you're using a messed up system, IE isn't your probelm. You tell Eriana 'Then you're using a messed up system, IE isn't your probelm.' (@#athabascor) Eriana tells you 'it's actually not bundled now, I think. Something about Micro soft and Sun's contract expiring' (@#athabascor) Eriana tells you 'nope'
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:33): Well WHOOP-DEE-DO... it isn't bundled.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:40): Java has always been a plug-in.
elan_einlhander (15:34:42): What does bundled mean.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:44): Like shockwave.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:55): Bundled means that, when you download IE now, it may not come with Java installed.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:04): Like you had to install shockwave (doesn't know if you did).
elan_einlhander (15:35:08): I did.
elan_einlhander (15:35:15): So couldn't she install Java or something?
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:27): She's saying that, god Forbid, she had to go to the Java website to download the newest Java plug-in.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:33): Rather than having it come with internet explorer.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:02): You should always download the newest plug-in anyway... She made it sound as if Java and IE weren't compatible anymore.
elan_einlhander (15:36:06): yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:36:13): god Forbid
elan_einlhander (15:36:15): Nice use of caps.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:18): Lol. Thanks.
elan_einlhander (15:36:46): I'm gonna be jotting down programming notes at work.
elan_einlhander (15:36:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:08): Remember this: As an experienced HTML programmer to one who's just learning, when I first make a website I always do this first of all:
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:10): Open notepad.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:20): And with proper indentation, type quickly:
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:22): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:23): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:24): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:25): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:26): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:27): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:33): And then I save it right then as an HTML document.
elan_einlhander (15:37:38): I noticed.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:43): That's what you should always start with... then fill in from there.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:12): Also, since you KNOW that your page likely WILL contain certain things, you could also go:
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:14): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:16): 
elan_einlhander (15:38:18): http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/java/
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:19): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:22): 
elan_einlhander (15:38:23): Help me otu here.
elan_einlhander (15:38:28): Dunno what I'm reading.
elan_einlhander (15:38:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:31): 
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:36): 
elan_einlhander (15:38:37): OKAY DAVID
elan_einlhander (15:38:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:39): 
elan_einlhander (15:38:40): Jesus
elan_einlhander (15:38:43): He gets on a roll.
elan_einlhander (15:38:44): And can't stop.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:46): Okay, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:09): That's why the call me 'David the Boulder.'
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:13): Because when I get on a roll-
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:14): "DAVID."
elan_einlhander (15:39:16): LOOK AT THE SITE
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:20): "No one calls you David the Boulder."
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:24): ~is looking at it~
elan_einlhander (15:40:05): I'm trying to think of some kind of witty retort.
elan_einlhander (15:40:08): Before I have to leave.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:40): Well, all it says is that Microsoft won't be doing Java anymore... They're leaving it to the people at Sun, who invented Java in the first place.
elan_einlhander (15:40:50): Meaning...?
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:06): Meaning that you'll need to re-install Java from Sun instead of using the one that came from Microsoft.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:09): So it's no big deal.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:12): Not like it's not compatible.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:28): So she's freaking out over nothing.
elan_einlhander (15:41:44): Justice is served.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:57): I ALREADY re-downloaded Java from Sun, just because it helps with my Java learning.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:02): It wasn't anything big, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:04): Just a plug-in.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:07): Anyway, peace.
elan_einlhander (15:42:11): Peace out.
elan_einlhander (20:13:18): Apryl The Short Hairy Halfling is resting here.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:13:28): ...duh.
elan_einlhander (20:13:34): Now I'd understand if it said
elan_einlhander (20:13:38): The tall bald balfling.
elan_einlhander (20:13:48): But short hairy halfling is redundant.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:15:33): Hey, do me a favour.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:16): ~does you a favour~
elan_einlhander (20:17:25): Go to hotmail.com
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:50): ~there~
elan_einlhander (20:18:03): Hm, it won't open for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:09): Hm.
elan_einlhander (20:18:39): Well, hotmail opens.
elan_einlhander (20:18:42): But I put in my password.
elan_einlhander (20:18:45): And it loads a blank page.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:36): Maybe it's down. Sometimes it is.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:43): It loaded for me, but sometimes it varies from person to person.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:46): How long has it been like that
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:47): ?
elan_einlhander (20:19:53): I dunno, just got home.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:00): Oh, then just give it a bit.
elan_einlhander (20:20:05): An Immortal sent me an e-mail.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:05): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:13): Try restarting?
elan_einlhander (20:21:26): I guess I could.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:47): I'm goin-
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:49): ...To bed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:50): Peace.
elan_einlhander (21:40:11): Either that was extremely pre-emted good night, or..
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:48): Yeah, it was extremely pre-empted. Friends require my assistance; I told them goodnight at the same time as everyone, but they were like WTF STAY.
elan_einlhander (21:41:15): And Doug was like WTF GO AWAY
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:21): Rofl.

11-18-04


elan_einlhander (18:39:46): I am returned.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:01): Cool. Welcome back.
elan_einlhander (18:41:19): *looks at his cell phone*
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:26): ...
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:29): (take it)
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:41:48): o.O
elan_einlhander (18:44:00): Vassago's adding a new class in MM.
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:23): Nice.
elan_einlhander (18:44:27): I guess.
elan_einlhander (18:44:30): It's for Drows and Dracons.
elan_einlhander (18:44:33): Witch/Warlock
elan_einlhander (19:00:39): Man oh man, sure doesn't take much to send me into a fit of rage.
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:54): I've noticed,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:22): Doug, don't be a pot.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:25): And supposing you are,
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:28): don't call the kettle black.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:08): And nice ending the file.
elan_einlhander (19:10:09): I know I know.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:15): "Cool the language."
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:17): "Please."
elan_einlhander (19:10:19): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:19): Hence the name, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:21): Like a good novel.
elan_einlhander (19:10:28): Of course.
elan_einlhander (19:10:32): We're still talking
elan_einlhander (19:10:37): I'm telling her how fake Bloggers are.
elan_einlhander (19:10:41): And she's like people on MM are fake.
elan_einlhander (19:10:48): I'm like of course they are, it's a role-playing game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:04): I declare that a smackdown.
elan_einlhander (19:11:32): Truth be told they're not all role-players, they still act differently than they would irl.
elan_einlhander (19:12:07): Not saying I condone it or anything, it's just the way things usually are and you need to be ready for it.
elan_einlhander (19:12:13): Like a violent storm.
elan_einlhander (19:12:14): ...
elan_einlhander (19:12:22): *tries to think of a poetic way to continue that*
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:28): Lol. Don't bother.
elan_einlhander (19:12:31): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:37): You failed.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:41): You're not poetic.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:12:45): I am so :(
elan_einlhander (19:12:49): *romantic*
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:08): Lol. Sad face.
elan_einlhander (19:13:17): Doug in tears.
elan_einlhander (19:13:38): I should call someone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:14): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:14:20): With my phone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:32): Why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:14:45): Because I can.
elan_einlhander (19:14:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:03): Doug, I have repaired a great wrong-doing.
elan_einlhander (19:15:07): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:16): I cooked a family-sized can of chili beans... thinking that they'd be... chili-ish.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:28): But no, just beans. No flavour... no seasonings. Disgusting... I had nothing to eat them with.
elan_einlhander (19:15:38): Oh lord.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:04): I thought that I had failed, but I kept looking. I found a small can of tabasco chili, so I poured them in and cooked it again. Now, it tastes much better, and the volume made the extremely hot chili much more mild.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:06): I am a genius.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:16:32): A tactical
elan_einlhander (19:16:33): Genius
elan_einlhander (19:16:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:17:04): Doug: Whatever the day may have in store, it's nothing you can't handle.
elan_einlhander (19:17:07): Well you don't know me.
elan_einlhander (19:17:09): Doug: ......
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:30): "I know you well enough."
elan_einlhander (19:17:41): It wouldn't matter if you were a complete stranger.
elan_einlhander (19:17:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:54): "Do you have free will?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:58): "What do you mean, fr-"
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:00): "YES, you do."
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:18:39): ElanEinlhander: Knit, work on a project, play MM. VioletMoonFairy: I want someone to flirt with
elan_einlhander (19:18:41): Wow David.
elan_einlhander (19:18:43): Wow.
elan_einlhander (19:18:54): VioletMoonFairy: It's not immature. even old people flirt VioletMoonFairy: it's fun
elan_einlhander (19:18:58): BAWAHAHAHHAAH
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:59): I had to take in a breath, heehee. Things like that really tempt me to get angry, but I don't have to.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:02): Just need to have faith.
elan_einlhander (19:19:03): I AM IN TEAS
elan_einlhander (19:19:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:19:06): Tears*
elan_einlhander (19:19:11): My eyes wattered up
elan_einlhander (19:19:14): Cause I busted up laughing.
elan_einlhander (19:19:36): I didn't get angry.
elan_einlhander (19:19:38): Which is awesome.
elan_einlhander (19:19:40): Just laughed.
elan_einlhander (19:19:43): Because she'll learn.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:18): Flirting is one of those things that I really can't stand.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:23): Like, to an Ericka degree. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:26): I need to calm down.
elan_einlhander (19:20:36): No you don't, just keep focused.
elan_einlhander (19:20:40): Don't be such a spaz.
elan_einlhander (19:20:57): ElanEinlhander: I'm debating if I should even bother, or what. VioletMoonFairy: then don't ElanEinlhander: I'm debating it. ElanEinlhander: Because what you said, is absolutely ridiculous. ElanEinlhander: Acting as though flirting is some way of life, as though it IS mature. ElanEinlhander: I mean you must be joking. VioletMoonFairy: it's not mature VioletMoonFairy: it's not immature either ElanEinlhander: No it's not ElanEinlhander: Yes it is.
elan_einlhander (19:21:31): VioletMoonFairy: it's something people do, like eating or working out
elan_einlhander (19:21:32): Rofl
elan_einlhander (19:21:35): Comparing flirting
elan_einlhander (19:21:36): To eating
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:02): Or working out, which... yeah. Makes me... lol.
elan_einlhander (19:22:18): ElanEinlhander: Poeple NEED to eat. ElanEinlhander: People work out to be HEALTHY ElanEinlhander: To survive. ElanEinlhander: People flirt for sex. VioletMoonFairy: actually, people do need touch, though not sex
elan_einlhander (19:22:28): I'm gonna get through to her.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:29): Bwaaaak...
elan_einlhander (19:22:30): Mark my words
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:41): Bwak. That's one of the reasons Ericka broke up with me, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:22:58): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:23:15): Doug, sitting in his room.
elan_einlhander (19:23:25): "Must.... be..... TOUCHED...... though not sexually, just like a tap."
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:54): VioletMoonFairy: but yeah, babies that aren't held can get sick and have severe emotional problems ElanEinlhander: I care about you. ElanEinlhander: Not links
elan_einlhander (19:24:00): The big problem we're having
elan_einlhander (19:24:06): Is really bad comparisons.
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:34): ShadowCat says: So you could never fall in love? START YOUR ENGINES says: I could, and have, and have again and again... but it's just like I feel like I really want to RP sometimes. START YOUR ENGINES says: I hit myself with a belt and don't think about it.
elan_einlhander (19:24:53): A big belt.
elan_einlhander (19:26:02): Lol, now I can't call her hon.
elan_einlhander (19:26:11): Says she doesn't want me calling her hon when I'm telling her what to do.
elan_einlhander (19:26:54): Tempted just to go you are so stupid it blows my mind *BLOCK*
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:22): Yeah. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:27): The temptation IS strong, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:27:48): ElanEinlhander: People DO NOT NEED TOUCh. ElanEinlhander: How did you come to this conclusion? VioletMoonFairy: my brother and sister could, but they are skittish VioletMoonFairy: I read it in a few psychology journals ElanEinlhander: AND IT'S BULL VioletMoonFairy: no, you're just wrong ElanEinlhander: Don't believe whatever you read.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:00): PSYCHOLOGY.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:01): JOURNALS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:02): AAAAH!!!
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:04): PSYCHOLOGY!
elan_einlhander (19:28:06): GF:odjf;asdjf;asjfasfdsa
elan_einlhander (19:28:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:11): Such BULL.
elan_einlhander (19:28:12): So Doug is wrong
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:16): Complete and total BULL it makes me SICK.
elan_einlhander (19:28:17): Because it was in a psyche book.
elan_einlhander (19:28:56): Gotta take this in steps.
elan_einlhander (19:29:02): Must explain why psychology is bull.
elan_einlhander (19:29:11): Psychology is total BS, its foundation is on people not having enough FAITH in THEMSELVES to solve their own problems and be happy.
elan_einlhander (19:29:13): Think that works?
elan_einlhander (19:29:15): works*
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:23): ~_~
elan_einlhander (19:29:43): I need an answer, stop being a spaz like I said and be a man.
elan_einlhander (19:29:51): Or I block YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:06): Need an answer to what?
elan_einlhander (19:30:14): THINK THAT WORKS?
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:37): Oh, I thought you meant, "Do you think the reasoning behind Psychology works," and I thought it was a rhetorical question, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:30:43): VioletMoonFairy: then let's stop talking about this because we won't agree ElanEinlhander: I can't do that, I can't let you convince yourself you're weak. VioletMoonFairy: then I'll just ignore your IMs. your call
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:46): Yes, I think that works as an explanation of why Psychology is stupid.
elan_einlhander (19:31:04): VioletMoonFairy: you're not going to convince me you know more than 100 years of research has come up with VioletMoonFairy: it's very mature to stop an argument, actually ElanEinlhander: it's mature to end one, not run away from one.
elan_einlhander (19:31:05): Wowzers.
elan_einlhander (19:31:40): I'll be damned if I'll argue with 100 years of research.
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:25): Lol. Yeah... I don't like psychology.
elan_einlhander (19:32:52): ElanEinlhander: Okay. ElanEinlhander: See yah. VioletMoonFairy: you can't just talk about something else? ElanEinlhander: God no, not if you'll be like that. ElanEinlhander: You don't respect me in the slightest. VioletMoonFairy: you don't respect me VioletMoonFairy: you think I'm stupid ElanEinlhander: You've got a lot of nerve, and I'll feel bad for you. ElanEinlhander: Oh ho ho ElanEinlhander: I don't respect you. ElanEinlhander: I just try and help for SPORT. ElanEinlhander: So I can write a paper on it.
elan_einlhander (19:32:57): I've gone into total sarcasm mode.
elan_einlhander (19:33:22): Doug's thesis.
elan_einlhander (19:33:45): Lol, she left.
elan_einlhander (19:33:49): *melts*
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:03): Lol. Yeah, the respect issue. I can understand why people think that I don't respect them... but what, I can't say that I don't. Can't admit something that isn't true, no matter how ridiculous I sound.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:20): "I think you're wrong. I think I know better than you. I think you don't know what you're doing, but you have no idea how much I respect you."
elan_einlhander (19:34:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:34:34): It's sad, really.
elan_einlhander (19:34:39): Because I'm trying to help her.
elan_einlhander (19:34:47): But she'd rather think SHE'S right, and be completely miserable.
elan_einlhander (19:34:57): "Oh I've had a bad day, I don't need this now."
elan_einlhander (19:35:11): "Aw I'm sorry I had no idea that- I DON'T CARE, NO EXCUSE FOR THIS."
elan_einlhander (19:35:12): But hey
elan_einlhander (19:35:14): She'll come around.
elan_einlhander (19:35:20): And she'll hate me for the rest of her life.
elan_einlhander (19:35:25): But she'll have come around.
elan_einlhander (19:35:32): So it's alllll right.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:33): Lol. Or not. Maybe she'll die tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (19:35:37): Or maybe that.
elan_einlhander (19:35:38): Either way
elan_einlhander (19:35:39): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:40): But someone eventually will have to come around.
elan_einlhander (19:35:48): Baby steps David.
elan_einlhander (19:35:50): Baby steps.
elan_einlhander (19:36:21): How many times now
elan_einlhander (19:36:28): Has she said she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.
elan_einlhander (19:36:39): I must be doing SOMETHING.
elan_einlhander (19:36:48): She wants in my pants.
elan_einlhander (19:36:49): Must be it.
elan_einlhander (19:41:50): And now you're not saying anything
elan_einlhander (19:41:55): Not crying are you?
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:23): Lol. I was on the phone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:29): CRYING. To my MOMMY.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:32): No, talking to uncle Noe.
elan_einlhander (19:42:34): I knew it.
elan_einlhander (19:42:37): Or Uncle Noe.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:21): My start button is gone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:28): Ya know, my Windows Start button.
elan_einlhander (19:44:14): o.O
elan_einlhander (19:45:22): I went to take a dump, and thought of an argument I shoulda threw out there.
elan_einlhander (19:45:26): Sad how that works out.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:47:20): *eats marshmallows*
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:12): NO, DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:48:17): Too late.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:18): ~slaps them out of your hands... with a belt~
elan_einlhander (19:48:19): *ate them all*
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:20): Oops.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:22): Doug the Immotal staff is not out to get you.
elan_einlhander (19:49:26): Fixed a bug in quivers that was allowing some (octarine/silver) to become unlimited
elan_einlhander (19:49:31): I bought one.
elan_einlhander (19:49:32): Yesterday
elan_einlhander (19:49:35): For six million gold
elan_einlhander (19:49:37): And it got purged.
elan_einlhander (19:49:39): Because of that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:02): Conspiracy.
elan_einlhander (19:50:07): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (19:50:12): I was all hyped to get a new quiver.
elan_einlhander (19:50:27): Then that very night a big hand just yoinks it off my back.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:42): That's insane... You really oughtta get some sort of refund.
elan_einlhander (19:50:54): I did, luckily the guy I bought it from was a good sport about it.
elan_einlhander (19:51:06): So I could pay back the people that loaned me money for it, lol
elan_einlhander (19:51:16): *had to borrow like 4 million*
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:21): Lol. What a sport.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:31): VT: "wat kwiver"
elan_einlhander (19:51:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:51:37): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:38): Buyer: "...What do you mean?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:46): VT: "i jus bawt dis account today"
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:13): VT: "i no jack bout kwivers u musta bawt it from teh old owner"
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:23): Buyer: "...Darn. Well, I guess I'll see ya."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:28): VT: "...Bwahaha."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:52:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:52:39): The voice is what makes all of that so hilarious.
elan_einlhander (19:52:41): We all know VT's voice.
elan_einlhander (19:52:42): In MM.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:14): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:20): Good, giant pot of chili times.
elan_einlhander (19:55:42): Guess I should finally call Seraphin as promised.
elan_einlhander (19:55:47): Though I haven't seen her in like three months.
elan_einlhander (19:55:51): A promise is still a promise.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:06): I told her I would when I got a cell phone.
elan_einlhander (19:56:15): And while this one is limited, it's still a cell phone.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:47): Lol. I guess.
elan_einlhander (19:57:01): David doesn't care.
elan_einlhander (19:57:02): At all.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:09): Is it that obvious? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:14): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:24): We should just be doing this, then:
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:29): elan_einlhander: :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:34): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:38): elan_einlhander: :DDDD
elan_einlhander (19:57:41): A bluebell faerie opens her mouth and lets out a piercing cry! You feel your head pounding as if it would burst, and cannot move from your curr ent position!
elan_einlhander (19:57:43): B-baby?
elan_einlhander (19:57:51): *took her flower*
elan_einlhander (19:57:58): You take a bluebell flower.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:02): Lol. Oops.
elan_einlhander (19:58:15): Spell: paralyze - Level 122, modifies agility by -2 for 0 minutes.
elan_einlhander (19:58:17): Lesson learned.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:37): Lol. Doug learns the hard way, again.
elan_einlhander (19:58:59): *carves another scar on his arm for lessons learned*
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:12): >_O *drip*
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:20): "NEVRRR FRRGEEET!!"
elan_einlhander (19:59:25): The pain is THE TRUE LESSON.
elan_einlhander (20:00:33): Oh, I need that Yahoo! toolbar thing for pop-up blockage.
elan_einlhander (20:00:35): Link me up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:21): Okay, but first, a great David quote:
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:28): "I'm an anarchist, heehee."
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:33): Lol. Okay. ~goes to get link~
elan_einlhander (20:01:43): "heehee"
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:51): That's what makes it awesome. The "heehee", lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:07): http://toolbar.yahoo.com/?.cpdl=fp
elan_einlhander (20:02:14): Sex-tastic.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:32): And I changed my MSN name to: The Best Thing About Hypocrisy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:42): Tell me that isn't 1337.
elan_einlhander (20:02:51): That isn't 1337.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:54): ...
elan_einlhander (20:02:56): But it is leet.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:56): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:22): There has to be a better name for my politcal standing, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:32): "David"
elan_einlhander (20:03:33): There
elan_einlhander (20:03:33): bam
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:39): Because I don't advocate... lawlessness. Just... having no laws.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:59): Woah
elan_einlhander (20:04:00): Hahaha
elan_einlhander (20:04:04): Almost got me.
elan_einlhander (20:04:14): *was about to click finsih, then spots*
elan_einlhander (20:04:21): "Make Yahoo! my default search engine"
elan_einlhander (20:04:25): "Oh no yah don't."
elan_einlhander (20:04:35): *unclicks*
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:15): People are like, "What, you want people to get out there and kill eachother and have no police to stop them?!" "...No. I believe that people, when educated properly, are more than able to govern themselves." "Well, that isn't anarchy then. Anarchy is madness." "No, anarchy is a lack of government... which I do support, in my way."
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:22): ~downloads it too~
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:28): ~since it has anti-spy now... or something~
elan_einlhander (20:05:47): In our idealistic world people are more intelligent.
elan_einlhander (20:05:50): It's possible.
elan_einlhander (20:05:51): Just takes work.
elan_einlhander (20:06:01): People want a good government handed to them.
elan_einlhander (20:06:52): Badger the wolverine sinks his fangs into your flesh. You feel strangely lethargic as an alien substance courses through your veins...
elan_einlhander (20:06:55): Oh... oh GoD
elan_einlhander (20:06:59): GET IT OFF ME
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:12): Badger the wolverine.
elan_einlhander (20:07:16): WHY DID I DO THAT
elan_einlhander (20:07:22): I was like
elan_einlhander (20:07:23): Hey
elan_einlhander (20:07:29): Hidden life form
elan_einlhander (20:07:31): I wonder what it is
elan_einlhander (20:07:40): *plays thunderclap, which attacks everything in the room*
elan_einlhander (20:07:45): *PISSES OFF BADGER THE WOLVERINE*
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:08:03): Good times right there.
elan_einlhander (20:20:38): I watched the Tales of Symphonia movie like eight times at work on Wednesday.
elan_einlhander (20:20:43): And now I have to have the game. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:57): Is it that good? Heehee.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): Lol*
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:44): 90% of the movie was anime.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:51): And that's all it takes.
elan_einlhander (20:22:59): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:22): To sell Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:23:37): And Tales of Phantasia is pretty neat.
elan_einlhander (20:23:43): So Symphonia can't really suck.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:56): I guess.
elan_einlhander (20:24:18): Doug that's like saying FFTA can't suck because FFT rocked.
elan_einlhander (20:24:19): TOUCHE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:08): It's sorta weird cause
elan_einlhander (20:26:11): This game is an SNES game
elan_einlhander (20:26:16): But it's got a whole mess of voices.
elan_einlhander (20:26:18): o.O
elan_einlhander (20:26:30): It was made after the American SNES era ended.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:30): Yeah, lol.I've played it.
elan_einlhander (20:26:34): Since Japan kept going.
elan_einlhander (20:26:47): SNES games were continued in Japan until 1998
elan_einlhander (20:26:54): Where such games as Bahaumut Lagoon came from.
elan_einlhander (20:27:48): My mama and papa died. ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:58): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:03): In the game, of course.
elan_einlhander (20:28:04): >_>
elan_einlhander (20:28:08): David killed my parents!
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:42:44): You give a love that could not be to Lord Agrippa. [*]<2028hp 2591sp 1517st> '...' Lord Agrippa says. [*]<2028hp 2591sp 1517st> 'Thank you, Elan.' Lord Agrippa says. For allowing Lord Agrippa to relive a lost memory of Lady Saresyn, the Powers ha ve granted thee a Mark. You have been granted the Mark of Kindness! You gain 0 experience points! You gain 41 practices! 
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:02): Cool.
elan_einlhander (20:43:14): Verily.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:21): Verily, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:31): Stfu n00b
elan_einlhander (21:07:00): Should I expect you by tomorrow for those applications?
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:20): Uh... ~counts on fingers. Why WOULDN'T I be able to go to Doug's house?~
elan_einlhander (21:07:44): *jams his thumb into the soft spot in your neck* ANSWER.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:58): GUAK... >_O
elan_einlhander (21:08:05): I'll take that as a yes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:06): ~typed up the sound he heard in his head~
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:08:22): I'm trying to think of new and innovative actions.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:36): ?
elan_einlhander (21:08:49): Like jamming my thumb into that soft spot on a person's neck.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:01): Oh, lol. Yeah, innovative.
elan_einlhander (21:09:05): *tries it out at work*
elan_einlhander (21:09:15): *next time Heather talks*
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:18): "GUAK"
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:09:24): "So Phil and I-GUAK!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:06): ShadowCat says: We have to wear name tags too. ShadowCat says: And if we don't, we get sent to BI for three days. I Keep Bad Company says: They tried to make us wear name-tags... and when no one did, they just stopped asking us to. Welcome to Everett, heehee.
elan_einlhander (21:45:25): ...rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:45:26): So true.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:21): I Keep Bad Company says: ~I'm~ even intimidated by a room full of white people... and I'm a white people.
elan_einlhander (21:52:32): David's a white people.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:36): He is, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:47): Well
elan_einlhander (21:52:48): Sorta
elan_einlhander (21:52:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:06): ...Yeah, lol. I do actually consider myself more Mexican on the inside, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:09): I dunno... I feel...
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:11): ...ethnic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:23): Anyway, bed time for David. Peace, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:53:32): Aw.
elan_einlhander (21:53:39): See yah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:52): ~tries to shut off his computer... but has no start button~
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:57): ~so used the Windows button on his keyboard~
elan_einlhander (21:56:58): Oh snap.
elan_einlhander (21:57:02): Oh
elan_einlhander (21:57:02): Lol

11-9-04


elan_einlhander (22:09:53): G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-David.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:00): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:26): How have yah been for that past... half hour?
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:45): Lol. Eating... so good.
elan_einlhander (22:12:52): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:15:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:15:31): Thanks Mike, I have lip fungus.
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): *commercial on*
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:01): I have an odd issue with one of the pages on my site.
elan_einlhander (22:30:09): I'm trying to save the source code in my stuff folder.
elan_einlhander (22:30:15): So I select it all and paste it to notepad.
elan_einlhander (22:30:17): And click save.
elan_einlhander (22:30:22): But it's saying.
elan_einlhander (22:30:36): This file contains characters in Unicode format.
elan_einlhander (22:30:40): Blah blah blah
elan_einlhander (22:30:58): Will be lost if saved in ANSI encoded text format.
elan_einlhander (22:31:13): It saved fine with the Index page.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:21): Means that it contains text aside from normal letters, numbers, and symbols. Any Japanese or anything? Or any font formatting?
elan_einlhander (22:32:23): Define font formatting
elan_einlhander (22:32:29): There's a lot of font changes in here.
elan_einlhander (22:32:38): like 
elan_einlhander (22:32:40): Er
elan_einlhander (22:32:45): (/font)
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:37): I mean, not HTML font formatting, but the actual file. Like, is any text bolded or anything?
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:42): Or is it a .txt file in the first place?
elan_einlhander (22:33:54): It was straight from the site.
elan_einlhander (22:34:00): And no none of the text changes font.
elan_einlhander (22:34:14): History.html
elan_einlhander (22:34:16): Maybe that's it
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:30): Ah... From the site itself. Did you delete the... Geocities-javascript from the top and bottom?
elan_einlhander (22:34:45): There isn't any o.O
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:34:50): I meaaaaaaaaaaan
elan_einlhander (22:34:52): I went to the editor
elan_einlhander (22:34:58): And select all'd the stuff I put in
elan_einlhander (22:35:03): Like with edit.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:09): And you pasted it into notepad, tried to save it and it says that some chars might be lost?
elan_einlhander (22:36:17): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:14): Well, does the site still work when you save? O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:37:38): Yes sir.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:14): Then I guess... it's okay. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:19): -_-
elan_einlhander (22:38:42): I know what I'll try.
elan_einlhander (22:39:21): Oh my.
elan_einlhander (22:39:23): Wellllll
elan_einlhander (22:39:32): When I open that same notepad document as HTML
elan_einlhander (22:39:36): The images are missing.
elan_einlhander (22:39:41): Even the black tabs.
elan_einlhander (22:39:45): Has that box with a red x in it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:01): That's because the image src's are relative directories.
elan_einlhander (22:40:06): Ah
elan_einlhander (22:40:06): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:18): Put the whole links in the SRC spaces and they'll work again.
elan_einlhander (22:41:50): Ooooookay, now to get cracking.
elan_einlhander (22:41:57): A nice start will be just making a simple opening page.
elan_einlhander (22:42:19): Obviously similar to my previous one.
elan_einlhander (22:42:20): Just with
elan_einlhander (22:42:25): ADVAAAAAAAAANCED PROGRAMIIIIIIIIING
elan_einlhander (22:43:29): I personally think I should keep the logo.
elan_einlhander (22:44:03): What was that site with the pics you used?
elan_einlhander (22:44:05): Like the flowers.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:21): Keep in mind that this could also be your chance, creatively, to make up a new logo. The site is http://www.grsites.com
elan_einlhander (22:44:34): But our logo rocks, lol
elan_einlhander (22:45:39): I'm thinking of putting Elan's picture behind the text-box on the page with his profile.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:28): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:54): Again, I'd experiment with the things you find on http://msdn.microsoft.com/library for awhile before deciding what you want to do with your site.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:06): You can get some pretty cool ideas when you learn what you can really do.
elan_einlhander (22:47:12): Oh of course.
elan_einlhander (22:47:17): Just orgranizing what I have.
elan_einlhander (22:47:42): Lol, I end up with so much stuff open like this.
elan_einlhander (22:48:03): I have MSDN library, two notepads, two folders, my site, GRsites, Portal, and your IM window open.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:20): Lol. You can close GRsites when you get what you want.
elan_einlhander (22:51:01): Allll right, let's screw with objects.
elan_einlhander (22:59:13): Yay I made a link.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:19): Get hype, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:21): Make a link.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:41): I'm about to hit the sack. Any questions about HTML and stuff before I go?
elan_einlhander (23:17:03): I guess not, I'm just tinkering with the major objects before I work on sheets.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:07): Also, feel free to leave me any questions about HTML you have as offline messages and I'll answer them in the morning, but try MSDN first. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:17:13): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (23:17:19): Sleep well, Hernandexz.
elan_einlhander (23:17:21): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:21): ...
elan_einlhander (23:17:23): Hernandez.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:27): Lol.

11-20-04


vencabot_teppoo (19:37:22): needrealnamehelp: are you still therE? Vencabot Teppoo: Yeah, I'm still herE.
elan_einlhander (19:37:31): Hey, David.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): Hey, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:44): Don't make it bad.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:38:43): I peed my pants at work today.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:49): No you didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:54): Please, say you didn't.
elan_einlhander (19:38:57): Well
elan_einlhander (19:39:01): I did metaphorically.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:10): ~changes profile~
elan_einlhander (19:39:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:17): elan_einlhander: I peed my pants at work today.
elan_einlhander (19:39:23): Metroid Prime 2 was on the shelf.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:36): Cool.
elan_einlhander (19:39:42): Cool
elan_einlhander (19:39:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:39:45): Not cool.
elan_einlhander (19:39:50): Pants-peeable.
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:50): Luckily...
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:56): ...You weren't wearing peeable-pants?
elan_einlhander (19:41:02): Thank God.
elan_einlhander (19:43:32): What a crappy show.
elan_einlhander (19:43:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:44): Not so bad animation, but a crap-tastic show.
elan_einlhander (19:43:54): There's no real violence, and the Hero uses a SWORD.
elan_einlhander (19:43:59): So he never does ANYTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:35): What are you TALKING about?
elan_einlhander (19:44:41): Rave Master.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:44): Ah.
elan_einlhander (19:45:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:45:26): Guy trying to sell Arlon on a clan.
elan_einlhander (19:45:45): <1263hp 1196sp 931st> You tell Lemli '*smirk* My wants are a bit more.. selfish.
elan_einlhander (19:45:50): Saying the offer what I want.
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:46:11): What does Arlon want, David?
elan_einlhander (19:46:42): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:46:46): Totally turned that around.
elan_einlhander (19:46:53): I'm so cool.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:24): Lol. "I'm so cool."
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:27): elan_einlhander: I peed my pants at work today.
elan_einlhander (19:47:27): Lemli tells you 'well... will you help our clan then?"
elan_einlhander (19:48:34): Let's see if I can find a decent way to use these people.
elan_einlhander (19:48:40): I'm gonna have to make up an e-mail address, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:17): Lol. You are.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:32): That's like my contact information on Dahkuri's old profile, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:43): "Do you have an e-mail?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:45): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:48): "...fUK NO!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:56): He wants an application filled out.
elan_einlhander (19:50:00): So I'll have to e-mail it.
elan_einlhander (19:50:03): If I care enough to.
elan_einlhander (19:50:07): So I'll have to make up an e-mail.
elan_einlhander (19:51:08): what an out of character application, kinda wrecks my fun.
elan_einlhander (19:51:11): I might not bother with this.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:13): Vencabot Teppoo: ~is NEVER horny... is the OMEGA MAN!~
elan_einlhander (19:51:22): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:51:26): And is a CHRONIC liar.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:52:19): 12. How helpful would you say you are to other players in general? (Not just clan members) 
elan_einlhander (19:52:25): Arlon, big toothy grin.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:10): It's gonna be ridiculous typing up an application with Arlon's speech impetiment.
elan_einlhander (19:53:19): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:53:21): 'Cause it wont
elan_einlhander (19:53:24): So it'll be weird.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:30): Well, would he WRITE with a speech impetiment?
elan_einlhander (19:53:34): He's never written anything, just spoke
elan_einlhander (19:53:37): No that's what I'm saying
elan_einlhander (19:53:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:53:43): I'm not used to him NOT bein that way.
elan_einlhander (19:53:46): Since he's never wrote.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:52): Yeah, like Dahkuri, heehee.
elan_einlhander (19:54:16): 'Cause yeah I was about to start typing answers like that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:47): When Dahkuri forged letters that were supposed to be FRAMING him, and he used elipses and then later, when he was on trial, noted that he doesn't write with elipses.
elan_einlhander (19:54:58): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:05): Dahkuri = 2 phli
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:08): And he WAS on trial... and he hoed ALL of them.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:24): It was so sweet... but I'll shut up about that.
elan_einlhander (19:56:30): Aw.
elan_einlhander (19:56:34): ;-;
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:51): Lol. I should be cleaning my room instead of talking about how sweet Dahkuri was / is.
elan_einlhander (19:57:00): Or talking to Doug.
elan_einlhander (19:57:01): >_>
elan_einlhander (19:57:02): <_<
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:15): Lol. I should also be pooping... because I gotta.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:37): But instead, I'm gonna write a mini-rap about it.
elan_einlhander (19:57:49): That's the DAVID way of doing things.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:55): Sphincter tight, bowels loose Pressure builds in my caboose That's the story, here's the scoop Guess I'll see ya, gotta poop.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:57): It's a gift.
elan_einlhander (20:01:16): It is, really.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:18): Now brb.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:19): I could never do that.
elan_einlhander (20:01:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:37): Back.
elan_einlhander (20:11:48): THis is fun, in a way.
elan_einlhander (20:11:52): Because he sounds psychotic.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:35): Feh f-feh f-feh feh
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:39): Fecal matter!
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:40): Feh f-feh f-feh feh
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:41): Fecal matter!
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:12:47): Rofll
elan_einlhander (20:12:51): *had to say it out loud*
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:58): Lol. You had to.
elan_einlhander (20:13:29): What's your race?
elan_einlhander (20:13:30): ....
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:13:38): Half Sidhe, half Human.
elan_einlhander (20:13:47): Watch them raise a huge stink.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:54): They will, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:14:07): Looks like I'mma have to bust some heads.
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:18): I got a Kroger job application, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:14:48): Rofl..
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:22): "Desired Position (circle): Cashier, courtesy clerk (bagger), dairy, produce, deli, bakery, meat, seafood, night stock, floral, drug / gm"
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:29): *circles "GM"*
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:15:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:00): "I... I just feel that I'd be a great GM."
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:06): "...You mean, drug / GM?"
elan_einlhander (20:16:09): You don't know what it is, do you
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:10): "...No, just GM."
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:22): "What do you mean, 'GM'?"
elan_einlhander (20:16:28): General Merchandise is what that translates to at my store.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:29): "...Ya know, like... game master."
elan_einlhander (20:16:33): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:16:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:16:35): Nie David
elan_einlhander (20:16:36): Nice*
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:53): That's what 'GM' means in RP, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:24): Rofl
elan_einlhander (20:17:32): Last four questions are about the PLAYER
elan_einlhander (20:17:34): I typed
elan_einlhander (20:17:39): Questions 22-25: Denied.
elan_einlhander (20:17:51): *stamps a big, red X on it*
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:23): It is so ridiciously easy to create an e-mail account with Hotmail.
elan_einlhander (20:22:32): I dunno how my brother's can screw it up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:37): I just did it in less than a minute.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:41): Jib jub.
elan_einlhander (20:24:58): WHAT
elan_einlhander (20:25:01): ABSURD
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:03): The Kroger application is so much simpler than the Meijer application... that's what.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:08): Yeah, I know, it's absurd.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:25:22): Hotmail page just got shut down from an error thing.
elan_einlhander (20:25:34): You know like blah blah blah we have encountered a problem and will close the application.
elan_einlhander (20:25:38): That's disgusting.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:41): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:56): Well, it isn't Hotmail, probably. It's an IE error.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:05): Speaking of which, how goes HTML practice?
elan_einlhander (20:26:07): IE can suck me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:14): Or practise, as they say in old England.
elan_einlhander (20:26:14): HTML got halted for Metroid Prime, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:20): I did all of the objects, though.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:26): ...ALL THE OBJECTS? GOOD LORD, MNA.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:32): All of the relavant ones.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:37): Oh, I was about to say, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:07): I've never used... like... "address" and crap like that... which doesn't do anything different from "div"... just for increased organization. "This isn't JUST a div... it's an ADDRESS."
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:19): And I only used "blockquote" for my XHTML class... because they made us use it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:27): It, of course, also just being a div. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:29): The event tag didn't seem to work for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:36): Event tag?
elan_einlhander (20:27:42): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:27:43): Er
elan_einlhander (20:27:44): Object.
elan_einlhander (20:27:46): Whatever.
elan_einlhander (20:27:54): It's a tag either way, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:56): I've never used the event object, either. What is it supposed to do?
elan_einlhander (20:27:57): 
elan_einlhander (20:28:00): An event?
elan_einlhander (20:28:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:28:09): I was confused cause that's not how we did them.
elan_einlhander (20:28:13): But it was on the object page.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:38): Oh, yes, I've used event before.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:45): It isn't an HTML object; it's a Javascript object.
elan_einlhander (20:29:50): I noticed.
elan_einlhander (20:29:55): I tried changing to javascript.
elan_einlhander (20:29:59): But didn't know wtf I was doing
elan_einlhander (20:30:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:13): When an event (such as onclick) goes off, the actual click ITSELF becomes the event object.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:16): I've used it before as:
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:44): somepicture.style.top = event.y + "px"
elan_einlhander (20:30:53): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:04): the "y" attribute of the "event" object being the y pixel coordinate of where the event (the click) happened.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:18): So, when you click, it gets where the event happened and moves the picture there.
elan_einlhander (20:31:49): I... see.
elan_einlhander (20:32:01): I forgot nearly everything, we jumped to too much crap.
elan_einlhander (20:32:04): So I feel badn ow
elan_einlhander (20:32:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:32:06): bad now*
elan_einlhander (20:32:19): DIdn't do enough repitition the way I see it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:27): Lol. So, basically, since only OBJECTS can have attributes... in order to get attributes about an event (where it happened, etc) you need an event object. Yeah, I agree.
elan_einlhander (20:32:43): You got too carried away, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:50): "PROGRAMMINNNNNNNNNNNNG#@@# :DDDD*
elan_einlhander (20:32:55): <---- David.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:56): It's harder for me to teach HTML while sitting right behind someone, lol. If I were you, I'd work a LOT on vocabulary, because that'll make it easier to understand what I'm talking about WHEN I talk about it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:12): An object CAN stand alone (
,,), but often have ATTRIBUTES (style, src, type), and then the attributes have values which are always in quotation marks.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:38): And a tag is everything within <>, specifically, an object and all of its attributes.
elan_einlhander (20:34:45): Oh, that kinda confused me.
elan_einlhander (20:34:48): I would make the object.
elan_einlhander (20:34:48): Like
elan_einlhander (20:34:52): 

elan_einlhander (20:34:57): And I'd be like now for the style.
elan_einlhander (20:35:03): But didn't know what to do with it.
elan_einlhander (20:35:25): Still don't really, just winging it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:55): Attributes are followed by an equals sign, followed by a value in quotation marks. So, to add an INLINE style to a div, you'd do: 

elan_einlhander (20:36:17): Okay.
elan_einlhander (20:36:24): I also forgot a lot of the attribute values.
elan_einlhander (20:36:29): Like for fonts, the exact words.
elan_einlhander (20:36:36): And MSDN is hard to read.
elan_einlhander (20:36:38): Like
elan_einlhander (20:36:46): I don't know where to look for the values.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:13): Do you know where to find the HTML objects on MSDN?
elan_einlhander (20:37:18): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:27): Do you know where to find the CSS attributes on MSDN?
elan_einlhander (20:37:34): No not really.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:38): Ok, here's directions: "Web Development, HTML and CSS, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), Reference, Attributes"
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:32): And, although you already know this, the directions to the HTML objects: "Web Development, HTML and CSS, DHTML and HTML Reference, Objects"
elan_einlhander (20:41:25): I'm glad they made this site.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:34): So am I, Doug. So am I.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:41): I don't think I've had a better reference for anything in my life.
elan_einlhander (20:41:50): It's like a Pokemon players' guide.
elan_einlhander (20:41:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:55): Genius analogy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:13): The only thing that I don't like about it is that it's frame craz- Oh, I should send you my programming buddy, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:42:22): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:42:53): I'd get back to work on this stuff, but my Victoriana-senses are tingling.
elan_einlhander (20:43:06): And no that doesn't mean my penis, for those of you at home.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:43:38): Dan ate three of my pop-tarts. -_-
elan_einlhander (20:43:40): THREE
elan_einlhander (20:43:43): Three packs, that is.
elan_einlhander (20:43:51): The one day I wasn't here.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:15): Wow.
elan_einlhander (20:44:30): I was like
elan_einlhander (20:44:39): "Pop tart tiiiiiiiime, can't stop me nooooooooow"
elan_einlhander (20:44:40): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:28): Way to send me an unopenable file.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:43): You can't open a .rar file? Darn it.
elan_einlhander (20:45:51): Guess not.
elan_einlhander (20:45:56): Wonder why
elan_einlhander (20:46:00): Iswear I downloaded Winrar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:13): So do I, lol. I thought I downloaded it at your house.
elan_einlhander (20:46:16): In fact you were here
elan_einlhander (20:46:17): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:46:18): yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:43): The weird thing about WinRAR is that it can open zip files, but not make them. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:43): The Green Arrow is such a loser super hero, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:53): Because he's not super.
elan_einlhander (20:49:06): At all.
elan_einlhander (20:49:11): But he's not a pimp like Batman.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:24): Lol. I dunno anything about him.
elan_einlhander (20:49:37): He's the Robin Hood guy.
elan_einlhander (20:49:42): With his fancy arrows.
elan_einlhander (20:52:04): Okay now he's pretty cool.
elan_einlhander (20:52:08): *puts his foot in his mouth*
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:52): Doug, what's your position at Meijer?
elan_einlhander (21:09:02): Utility Worker.
elan_einlhander (21:12:45): So hungry.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:51): ~has so much food~
elan_einlhander (21:12:52): Doug's theory of higher heat meaning faster food.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:12:58): I'm making mac n'cheese.
elan_einlhander (21:13:05): Cranking up the burer to cook it faster.
elan_einlhander (21:13:10): Even though it cooks by absorbing hot water.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:15): So the heat would make no difference really.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:16): Nice, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:13:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:21): I always burn it
elan_einlhander (21:13:22): Because of that
elan_einlhander (21:13:29): It gets scalded by the bottom of the pan.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:35): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:13:44): What sort of food does DAVID have.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:46): I hope I can get a job at Kroger, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:51): I hope you don't.
elan_einlhander (21:13:55): Because I'd have to kill you sadly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:57): Kroger is in walking distance.
elan_einlhander (21:13:58): Meijer policy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:02): Oh yeah, there's that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:07): I guess we'd be mortal enemies.
elan_einlhander (21:14:10): It was in my contract.
elan_einlhander (21:14:14): Not really, we're better than you.
elan_einlhander (21:14:14): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:14:18): It's like K-mart in a way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:19): Lol. It's so true.
elan_einlhander (21:14:21): I walked in there.
elan_einlhander (21:14:22): SO EMPTY>
elan_einlhander (21:14:26): No customers.
elan_einlhander (21:14:32): I was like my lord I'd be so sad working here.
elan_einlhander (21:14:45): We have like 15 lanes open on a Saturday, each one bursting with people.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:48): I know... that's one of the reasons I hope I can get a job there, lol. No people. But the main reason is the distance; I wouldn't need a ride.
elan_einlhander (21:14:52): And I was the ONLY customer at K-Mart.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:56): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:14:56): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:56): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:58): What day?
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:02): Of the week.
elan_einlhander (21:15:03): Saturday night.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:05): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:15:07): Around 8:30.
elan_einlhander (21:15:15): I have no idea how they stay in business.
elan_einlhander (21:15:19): Honestly.
elan_einlhander (21:15:26): Well I hear they're merging with Sears now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:37): ...Dun dun dun.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:16:16): Walking through the aisles, just no one around, just quiet and creepy music.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:26): I'm like "Am I the only one left...?"
elan_einlhander (21:16:33): *Omega Man*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:38): *cough*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:41): ~echoes~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:42): I want to know why my computer is being so laggy this past week.
elan_einlhander (21:18:47): I defragmented twice last night.
elan_einlhander (21:18:49): But didn't help.
elan_einlhander (21:19:03): I'm only using like a sixth of my memory, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:03): Have you turned it OFF?
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:07): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:19:11): I rebooted, remember?
elan_einlhander (21:19:15): That time hotmail wasn't working.
elan_einlhander (21:19:18): Which was like two days ago
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:23): Rebooting isn't the same as turning it off... It might need a rest.
elan_einlhander (21:19:26): It didn't get any better.
elan_einlhander (21:19:28): Well you know what I mean
elan_einlhander (21:19:31): I pushed the BUTTON
elan_einlhander (21:19:32): OFF
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:40): Did you leave it for ten or twenty minutes?
elan_einlhander (21:19:46): More like five.
elan_einlhander (21:19:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:50): I'll shut down tonight
elan_einlhander (21:19:53): And see if it helps in the morn.
elan_einlhander (21:20:07): *too used to sleep mode being so perfect*
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:36): I'd give it a shot. ~nods~ As for what else you could try, try opening the task manager and checking the RAM when it's lagging.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:48): Testing?
elan_einlhander (21:21:52): Where is RAM in there.
elan_einlhander (21:21:57): Under performance?
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:00): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:22:19): All I see is Totals, Commic Charge, Physical Memory, Kernal Memory.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:19): And then see if the performance is at 100% the whole time it's trying to load something.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:30): What about a line-graph called "CPU usage"?
elan_einlhander (21:22:41): It's real spiky.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:51): Even when you aren't doing anything?
elan_einlhander (21:23:15): Is the very end of it the most recent thing I'm doing?
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:19): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:23:23): Then let's try opening something
elan_einlhander (21:23:41): WOAH
elan_einlhander (21:23:43): POOR BUDDY
elan_einlhander (21:23:53): The spikes JUMPED to like 60%
elan_einlhander (21:23:57): From like 7%
elan_einlhander (21:23:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:16): That's normal, but did it maintain that level for the whole time it was loading? I assume that it took awhile, since it's lagging.
elan_einlhander (21:24:39): Oh uh, I guess so, it kinda spiked up and down, but they're real cramped, so they weren't long.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:46): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:13): It probably isn't your hard-drive, then. When my hard-drive was screwing up, it was almost always around 70%, even when I wasn't doing anything.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:23): And then would stay on 100% for a long time when I tried opening something.
elan_einlhander (21:25:33): The usual seems to range from 7-15%.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:39): All I can suggest is leaving your computer off while you sleep; it seemed to have lag typical of over-use
elan_einlhander (21:30:18): This
elan_einlhander (21:30:19): is
elan_einlhander (21:30:19): SO
elan_einlhander (21:30:20): GOOD
elan_einlhander (21:30:22): OH
elan_einlhander (21:30:22): MY
elan_einlhander (21:30:23): GOD
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:31): Congrats, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:30:44): I made one of those boxes of macaroni and cheese that are like no-milk.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:52): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:31:01): My favourite kind, and I am flipping out.
elan_einlhander (21:31:22): Life is sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:31:26): I dare someone to argue.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:38): ~argues!!!1111~ >:O
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:41): *shank*
elan_einlhander (21:31:43): *draaaag*
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:52): *hoist*
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:57): *flip*
elan_einlhander (21:32:00): mmmm
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:03): *DA-DUNK*
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:18): I dare say I'm on Cloud Nine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:19): That was Doug, shanking David, then dragging his body and throwing it into a dumpster.
elan_einlhander (21:32:34): And then leaving for Cloud Nine, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:42): Of course. How dare I forget:
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): *whooOOOSH*
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:52): Doug: :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:02): David: X |
elan_einlhander (21:33:19): Koree: ( -_-)
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:30): *cracked up just doing that*
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:38): Lol. Doug, Doug, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:34:07): I've got a whacky work schedule this week.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:25): ?
elan_einlhander (21:34:51): 12-8 on Tuesday, 3-10 on Wednesday, and 7:30 am to 12:30 on Thursday
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:00): Lol. Wow.
elan_einlhander (21:35:03): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:35:07): I forgot it was a holiday week.
elan_einlhander (21:35:22): I guess it's a good thing I'm NOT in school.
elan_einlhander (21:35:29): Or those times would be quite impossible.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:21): NOT in school.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:39): So... tell them to give you full time. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:56): No full time, that's like forty hours.
elan_einlhander (21:36:56): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:37:03): I want like 30 a week.
elan_einlhander (21:37:05): Which I'll have
elan_einlhander (21:37:07): *shakes fist*
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:12): But the pay is, like, $13 an hour.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:14): On full-time.
elan_einlhander (21:37:20): ... No, lol
elan_einlhander (21:37:23): I dunno who told you that
elan_einlhander (21:37:25): But they lied.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:28): My dad was a fulltime worker at Meijer.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:39): A full-time bagger.
elan_einlhander (21:37:46): We cap out at like 9.
elan_einlhander (21:37:51): So that's quite impossible.
elan_einlhander (21:37:57): Contracts have changed, David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:05): You have a pay cap on your contracT?
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:07): ...Contrat?
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:09): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:11): Contract?
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:18): Yes, all of us do.
elan_einlhander (21:38:32): You don't just keep getting raises until you die, lol
elan_einlhander (21:38:37): there's a limit to how much we can make.
elan_einlhander (21:38:46): In the baggers case it's like 9.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:56): $9 for full time work is insane.
elan_einlhander (21:39:16): Which is why I obviously don't want to do it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:33): My dad makes about $23 an hour, part-time at the post office.
elan_einlhander (21:40:51): ...Holy shit
elan_einlhander (21:40:56): Your dad... makes a lot of money an hour.
elan_einlhander (21:41:00): You do realize that?
elan_einlhander (21:41:12): I was under the impression your dad made shit.
elan_einlhander (21:41:21): Sure the part-time must suck.
elan_einlhander (21:41:22): But damn.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:16): DAMMIT, DOUG. VISIT OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.MEIJER.COM
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:20): For crying out LOUD.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:36): JUST VISIT US.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:37): ONCE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:40): PLEASE.
elan_einlhander (21:43:03): No
elan_einlhander (21:43:04): I refuse
elan_einlhander (21:43:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:13): FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:14): How about YOU
elan_einlhander (21:43:15): suck my nuts.
elan_einlhander (21:43:17): huh?
elan_einlhander (21:43:29): How 'bout THEM apples.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:39): Test
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:42): ...Gay. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:43:52): Only works SOMEtime.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:54): Test?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:10): Test?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:19): Test?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:33): Test?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:49): I guess the font object works on Yahoo!.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:51): 

vencabot_teppoo (21:44:52): 

vencabot_teppoo (21:45:32): Test?
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:45): Test?
elan_einlhander (21:46:25): Test
elan_einlhander (21:46:28): The hell
elan_einlhander (21:46:30): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:35): The font object sucks. What did you try? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:55): Test.
elan_einlhander (21:46:58): Theeeeeeere we go
elan_einlhander (21:46:59): I forgot quotes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:08): It wouldn't read it without quotes?
elan_einlhander (21:47:11): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:14): Test
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:18): You're right.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:22): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:58): Weird
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:01): Weird
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:28): It allows usage of the depricated i object but not its replacement, the em object.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:40): So I assume that it also uses b for bold, rather than strong.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:43): Test
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:47): Test
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:05): 
Test?

vencabot_teppoo (21:49:06): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:17): Test?
elan_einlhander (21:49:24): Well
elan_einlhander (21:49:27): It IS just Yahoo! IM.
elan_einlhander (21:49:34): We shouldn't expect much.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:18): I need to know my social security number for this application.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:19): What a drag.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:35): ....YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:42): ...No
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:43): ?
elan_einlhander (21:54:44): David
elan_einlhander (21:54:44): DAVIDE
elan_einlhander (21:54:46): DAVID*
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:53): that is something you REALLY need to know.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:12): All I know is that the first three numbers in mine are 666.
elan_einlhander (21:55:13): 363-06-4999
elan_einlhander (21:55:18): That's mine.
elan_einlhander (21:55:22): Memorize yours.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:23): And the LAST three in Doug's are 999.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:39): ~uses yours~
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:41): *whistle*
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:07): "Yep, Doug Allen... That's me."
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:11): Meijer: "~_~"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:18): David: ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:21): Meijer: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:23): David: ":D"
elan_einlhander (21:56:26): David is a better Doug than Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:56:31): They'd ratherh ave him
elan_einlhander (21:56:32): have*
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:32): Meijer: "...Welcome aboard, Doug.""
elan_einlhander (21:56:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:07): It'd be hilarious if I was the anti-Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:57:20): Because of your social-security number.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:30): And because I'm out to destroy the Holy Christian Church.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:32): ...Or am I.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:09): I've never met a Christian that, after I've spoken to about my beliefs, DIDN'T say, "Are you sure you aren't the Devil?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:31): *cough*
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:46): Which is why I think I'd scare people if I went to church.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:54): They'd be like, "..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:01): And I'd be like, ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:06): And they'd be like, ":OOO"
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:11): And then you'd kill everyone and pee on the cross.
elan_einlhander (21:59:13): ...Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:16): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:59:20): No Doug, we're not talking about YOU.
elan_einlhander (21:59:22): Ohhhhh
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:30): And then take all of their children and turn them to my wicked faith.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:41): *does the oogie boogie dance*
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:44): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:08): But really, though. I don't believe in the Book of Revelations... and that scares people.
elan_einlhander (22:00:19): And the funny thing
elan_einlhander (22:00:25): Is that I have no idea what you're talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:48): The Book of Revelations is a large part of the new testament, and all it talks about is the finer points of the anti-Christ and the end of the world.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:23): And I'm like, "...Well, I don't think the world has to end--dfafas-dasds"DAs
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:24): dASDD
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:24): ASDASD
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:25): ASDSDA
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:26): nO=
elan_einlhander (22:01:35): ...W-what.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:38): CHRISTIAN PORNOGRAPHY?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:44): ON FAITH UNDER FIRE, GOD I HATE THIS SHOW
elan_einlhander (22:01:54): That show is still on? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:58): No wait
elan_einlhander (22:02:03): I'm thinking of GRACE under fire.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:11): "Does God see pornography as harmless fun, or is it HARMFUL to the SOUL?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:26): AH, MY EARS. IT'S SO... STUPID.
elan_einlhander (22:02:41): Why are you watching it? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:52): I'm not. I'm in my room, but it's in the living room, full volume.
elan_einlhander (22:02:58): Ah.
elan_einlhander (22:03:12): So it's not Christian pornography, just people being stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:25): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:40): So stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:43): So, so stupid.
elan_einlhander (22:04:12): It's no biggie, certainly not worth getting worked up over, lol. 'Specially if the only reason you are is because of the God reference.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:46): It's so stupid that anyone could ever argue that pornography is anything but unhealthy for the supposed soul.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:54): TRIPLE X CHURCH?
elan_einlhander (22:05:00): ....nah.
elan_einlhander (22:05:03): I'll pass.
elan_einlhander (22:05:04): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:07): www.triplexchurch.com
elan_einlhander (22:05:18): ....Do I REALLY wanna click that...
elan_einlhander (22:05:24): Welp, better be a man about it.
elan_einlhander (22:06:26): Sure enough, I probably didn't.
elan_einlhander (22:06:43): "The two goofballs who started this madness"
elan_einlhander (22:06:47): Hahahahaha...haha....ha?
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:08): Strange, strange stuff
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:11): Oh, it isn't REALLY Christian porn, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:12): I wonder what makes it Christian.
elan_einlhander (22:07:15): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:19): It's a joke.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:23): But a bad one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:26): Ohhh
elan_einlhander (22:07:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:07:29): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:50): The last question on the faq.
elan_einlhander (22:08:55): *cracking up now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:06): What is your stand on masturbation? We have had literally thousands of emails about this particular issue. We have heard all the scenarios. "Well if I think about fruit while I'm masturbating then that is not sin." Well isn't that clever.
elan_einlhander (22:09:23): Diabolically clever. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:49): ..."If I'm giving glory to the Lord while I'm doing it then that can't be wrong." Hmmm. Why don't we just make that part of our Sunday morning services then?
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:09): But, I still think it's a bad joke, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:20): But we also talked about not taking things so seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:24): Because I was so sickened by humanity's stupidity at first that I almost hung myself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:49): I had the noose hanging from the fan and was standing on the stool when I saw their opening image and slogan, "Our faith is HARD CORE."
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:00): And I was like, "I GIVE UP" and almost jumped, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:10): Pussy.
elan_einlhander (22:11:11): ......
elan_einlhander (22:11:12): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:11:13): HAHAHAAH
elan_einlhander (22:11:20): I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:32): WHAT?! LOL
elan_einlhander (22:11:37): I'M A COMIC GENIUS.
elan_einlhander (22:11:40): I was calling you a pussy.
elan_einlhander (22:11:48): And then realized we were at a porn site over it.
elan_einlhander (22:11:53): And cracked up.
elan_einlhander (22:11:59): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:04): AND KIRLLIN JUST BLEW UPO
elan_einlhander (22:12:05): UP*
elan_einlhander (22:12:06): HAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:12:17): They showed that scene of Krillin getting blown up by Frieza.
elan_einlhander (22:12:25): While I was already laughing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:14:18): David lighten up.
elan_einlhander (22:14:36): Gonna give yourself a heart attack.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:05): Now see, I disagree... with what.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:14): I typed that... then was... thinking about... I can't remember what.
elan_einlhander (22:15:23): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:26): And then I couldn't remember what I disagree... what am I talkin...
elan_einlhander (22:15:29): I blame it on the devil.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:30): ..where am I again?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:39): I think I just had temporary amnesia.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:49): It happens.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:17): I suddenly woke up and saw the words, "Now see, I disagree" in the Yahoo! IM text box, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:28): And then as I typed, I couldn't remember what I was typing about. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:42): *burps*
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:44): ...
elan_einlhander (22:21:07): OJ, mmmm.
elan_einlhander (22:21:09): *Doug*
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:19): DJ... mm?
elan_einlhander (22:21:25): N-no
elan_einlhander (22:21:27): OJ
elan_einlhander (22:21:29): Not DJ
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:31): ...VJ?
elan_einlhander (22:21:34): Yes/
elan_einlhander (22:21:36): QJ.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:37): VT?
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:44): Oooh, shizzam!
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:58): Christian: "How can you believe in consciousness if you don't believe in a personal God?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:06): Athiest: "Well, how do you define consciousness?"
elan_einlhander (22:23:07): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:10): Christian: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:13): David: "...SHIZZAM."
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:14): lOL.
elan_einlhander (22:23:15): Shizzam.
elan_einlhander (22:23:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:21): That was Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:23:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:23): Trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:52): Athiest: "Some people are born with very low IQs... some people are born in various stages of mental retardation... some people are born with brains outside of their heads, for God's sake."
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:58): David: "...Was that last part a joke?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:26:14): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:26:20): I think it might be.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:30): This athiest guy has got this christian guy totally trumped, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:35): Thanks, Christian guy.
elan_einlhander (22:26:46): Athiest guy is awesome then.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:54): He's 2 1337.
elan_einlhander (22:26:55): Because I hate 99% of Christians.
elan_einlhander (22:27:01): Because of stuff like THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:14): I don't hate 99% of Christians... but I think that they're hypocrites.
elan_einlhander (22:27:23): I hate them because of it.
elan_einlhander (22:27:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:31): Doug uses hate very loosely.
elan_einlhander (22:27:34): loosly*
elan_einlhander (22:27:36): ...
elan_einlhander (22:27:37): Maybe
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:49): Losely... no.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:55): I think you were right the first time.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:02): By the way, had a vocabulary level up today.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:12): Thought I should pass it to you, lol. 'Heinie.'
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:19): The spelling of the word, I mean. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:27): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:28): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:31): CHRISTIAN GUY, SHUT UP.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:32): Christian guy: "Well Tom (athiest guy), you don't have any children, and sometimes I envy you for that, but when you DO have a child and see how beautiful it is, it's hard to just say that there is NO creator or designer."
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:46): David: "...You envy him because he doesn't have kids? Good Lord, shut up Christian guy. You aren't helping."
elan_einlhander (22:29:47): He sure is confident.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:58): Rofl, touche.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:41): Christian guy got stumped altogether too often, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:50): What a shame.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:40): Was he supposed to be a professor of christian theology or something? Lol. Seems like they just picked some random guy from the street and put him against a syndicated DJ of an athiest radio channel, which is who Tom was.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:54): He was like Athiest Rush Limbah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:10): And he was just too sweet. There was no holding him, he was just layin' on the smack down.
elan_einlhander (22:32:23): As I said, such a shame.
elan_einlhander (22:32:30): People get too confident in nothing.
elan_einlhander (22:32:41): "Well I've got religion on my side, I can not fail. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:55): David: "Defend me! Defend me! Defen-... Guess I'm gonna have to defend myself."
elan_einlhander (22:33:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:33:08): David takes up his own sword and shield.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:13): If you want something done... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:27): Like the marijuana legalization people.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:04): David: "I think that marijuana should be legalized because I don't think we're doing anyone any favours by just saying that they CAN'T have it. We need to educate people more regarding the reasons that they don't WANT it."
elan_einlhander (22:34:25): People that want it legalized want to USE it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:25): Stoner: "And, if it were legal, people would want it LESS because half of the fun is the fact that it's illegal! :D"
elan_einlhander (22:34:31): Yep
elan_einlhander (22:34:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:33): David: "...No, shut up."
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:34): Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo STUPID
elan_einlhander (22:34:42): It's like giving Doug video games.
elan_einlhander (22:34:48): Well if we just GIVE them to him
elan_einlhander (22:34:52): He won't want to play them?
elan_einlhander (22:34:56): Same logic really.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:59): Of course. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:24): I wonder how many people have lost their faith due to Faith Under Fire, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:30): What the fuck
elan_einlhander (22:35:31): Hell
elan_einlhander (22:35:32): heck
elan_einlhander (22:35:35): Is Faith Under fire.
elan_einlhander (22:35:40): *does that irl now*
elan_einlhander (22:35:44): *scrolls through words*
elan_einlhander (22:35:46): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:54): "Screw this, I'm on the winning side." Lol. Faith Under Fire is a show that I used to think was like a miniseries...
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:10): But, apparently, it's one of those debate shows that has been going on for quite some time...
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:25): Where they put a Christian guy against some other faith or lack there of, and then give them points to argue on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:48): Like, "Today, on Faith Under Fire! Gay rights!" And every day, it's supposedly a different two topics.
elan_einlhander (22:36:56): Ohhh
elan_einlhander (22:37:10): I should go on that show then.
elan_einlhander (22:37:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:18): But what SIDE is Doug on?
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:21): No one wants to hear us debate.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:25): "Is there a third option?"
elan_einlhander (22:37:28): Dougish
elan_einlhander (22:37:32): Dougism*
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:33): "No, shut up. You're stupid."
elan_einlhander (22:37:33): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:37:35): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:37:40): I'D MAKE MY OWN BOX
elan_einlhander (22:37:44): Like on the check-list.
elan_einlhander (22:37:47): All of these religions.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:48): "You have no idea what you're talking about."
elan_einlhander (22:37:50): I'd draw in my own box.
elan_einlhander (22:37:52): And check it.
elan_einlhander (22:37:54): Dougism.
elan_einlhander (22:38:11): It's not much of a debate if all they say is you have no idea what you're talking about.
elan_einlhander (22:38:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:54): I wonder what happens when we figure out exactly how the Big Bang worked, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:18): It won't be enough.
elan_einlhander (22:39:24): Scientist will go furthee.
elan_einlhander (22:39:25): further*
elan_einlhander (22:39:28): Or at least want to.
elan_einlhander (22:39:34): But people will SPAZ
elan_einlhander (22:39:55): Hard-core christians will deny it to the death if it really was just a phenomona.
elan_einlhander (22:40:01): And Scientiest will die if it's religious.
elan_einlhander (22:40:05): It'll be fun to watch
elan_einlhander (22:40:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:32): 'Cause I'm a Christian... I call myself that... even though Christians would argue that I'm not. And I believe in big time illusions so strong that they become supposed 'fact,' and no amount of 'facts' could ever shake my faith... and I'm fairly certain that proof will arise that there really is no God, lol. So many Christians defend their position with, "Well, if you believe in the Big Bang, how did THAT happen?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:46): And some day we're gonna find an equation for it and scientists are gonna be like, "WELP, that's that."
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:55): And then world faith will be destroyed, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:03): It's because people put too much on it
elan_einlhander (22:41:04): Like
elan_einlhander (22:41:09): It's all or nothing for THIS.
elan_einlhander (22:41:23): THIS being something they have absolutely no backing for, and don't really believe themselves.
elan_einlhander (22:41:28): They just want to be stubborn.
elan_einlhander (22:41:32): And not let the other side be right.
elan_einlhander (22:41:34): Know what I mean?
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:38): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:42:14): You can prove them wrong in every aspect, but they'll justt t be stubborn.
elan_einlhander (22:42:14): Wow, lag.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:25): And like I said, just like there's proof of Psychology, I'm sure that someday scientists are gonna find some insanely simple proof of how something can be made of nothing, and then Christians are gonna be like *opens mouth in some defense, but then just closes it again*
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:52): And then world faith will be on the backs of the really old stubborn people, and then THEY'LL die and there'll be nothing, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:43:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:43:08): And we won't raise kids on nothing.
elan_einlhander (22:43:10): I hope.
elan_einlhander (22:43:11): God forbid.
elan_einlhander (22:43:14): ...Ahhhhhhh
elan_einlhander (22:43:16): *does the face*
elan_einlhander (22:43:32): We're now .000000000000000002 seconds after the BIg Bang on the science chart.
elan_einlhander (22:43:38): Of knowing what was going on until that point.
elan_einlhander (22:43:44): It really is just a matter of time.
elan_einlhander (22:43:52): And I just pray I'm alive to see the outcome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:50): Faith Under Fire! Gay parenting.
elan_einlhander (22:45:20): Doug is parented by a gay.
elan_einlhander (22:45:26): Bet yah never think of THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:36): You're hardly parented.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:42): Rofl, touche.
elan_einlhander (22:45:44): But I was.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:18): If I hear "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE" one more time...
elan_einlhander (22:46:24): Oh yeah, I know.
elan_einlhander (22:46:26): Lordy lordy.
elan_einlhander (22:46:35): As if that determined sexuality from the start.
elan_einlhander (22:46:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:43): Well
elan_einlhander (22:46:43): We're set at this
elan_einlhander (22:46:45): People won't ever think differently.
elan_einlhander (22:46:50): Sadly we DID get stupider as a whole.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:02): Much stupider, and continue to get stupider.
elan_einlhander (22:47:08): So sad.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:47): I wish I had a girlfriend. So badly. A real person who would be right HERE constantly, in my house, and who would remind me of what I need to remember when I need to be reminded, when it comes to my state of freak-outed... ness.
elan_einlhander (22:51:59): But...
elan_einlhander (22:52:02): Doug can do that.
elan_einlhander (22:52:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:10): That's not a great reason for a girlfriend.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:14): But you can't kiss me on the cheek afterwards... OR CAN YOU?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:17): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (22:52:17): You just want an ad-
elan_einlhander (22:52:18): ....
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:20): YES
elan_einlhander (22:52:22): YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:23): HAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:52:28): good times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:16): You know what I mean when I talk about putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers teasingly?
elan_einlhander (22:58:23): WHAT
elan_einlhander (22:58:29): *grabs you by the neck*
elan_einlhander (22:58:33): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:58:34): OHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:35): Bwak.
elan_einlhander (22:58:35): Nevermind
elan_einlhander (22:58:38): Yeah I know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:45): Apparently, that's called "cocking a snoot."
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:51): *took that COMPLETELY the wrong way*
elan_einlhander (22:59:07): My dad used to tell me it was extremely offensive.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:43): That's what it says here on dictionary.com, too... but I always thought that it was more teasing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:09): Vencabot Teppoo: Dictionary.com :"Cock: To set erect, to turn up. Ex: 'Dick would cock his nose in scorn." Vencabot Teppoo: David: "...Nice example." Vencabot Teppoo: "Used 'erect,' 'dick,' and 'cock' in the same definition." Vencabot Teppoo: "...Got skills."
elan_einlhander (23:01:27): .....ROFl
elan_einlhander (23:01:29): No WAY
elan_einlhander (23:01:31): David.
elan_einlhander (23:01:39): There is no possible way that wasn't intentional.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:54): Heehee.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:23): I'm trying to figure out why they call male birds 'cocks.'
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:32): Dictionary.com link: "Get the Most Popular Sites for 'cock'"
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:35): David: "No thank you."
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:41): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:03:48): He's just trying to help.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:20): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:29): The word 'cock' was designed for the penis. It's too perfect... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:58): Cock means to turn upwards or raise, of course. It's also the name of a device for controlling the flow of liquid.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:14): And it's "vulgar slang" for "penis."
elan_einlhander (23:10:18): That
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:19): Yeah right. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:10:19): Is not
elan_einlhander (23:10:20): funny
elan_einlhander (23:10:22): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:45): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:49): MY DAD IS MOSH-PITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:54): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (23:17:02): W-what.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:26): ~shakes his head~
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:41): I wish I had someone else to paste this to.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:44): Vencabot Teppoo: Dictionary.com :"Cock: To set erect, to turn up. Ex: 'Dick would cock his nose in scorn." Vencabot Teppoo: David: "...Nice example." Vencabot Teppoo: "Used 'erect,' 'dick,' and 'cock' in the same definition." Vencabot Teppoo: "...Got skills." elan_einlhander: .....ROFl elan_einlhander: No WAY elan_einlhander: David. elan_einlhander: There is no possible way that wasn't intentional. Vencabot_Teppoo: Heehee. Vencabot_Teppoo: I'm trying to figure out why they call male birds 'cocks.' Vencabot_Teppoo: Dictionary.com link: "Get the Most Popular Sites for 'cock'" Vencabot_Teppoo: David: "No thank you." Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. elan_einlhander: ROFL elan_einlhander: He's just trying to help.
elan_einlhander (23:24:57): I wish I did too.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:02): Everyone is offline, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:57): Chick who thinks that I'm the Devil in disguise is on. This could be a blast.
elan_einlhander (23:48:05): Ooo.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:46): But, I should be going to bed soon.
elan_einlhander (23:48:56): Pfft.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:59): Joker45756: david...is it true that doug dropped out of school
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:01): Harry, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:04): Word travels fast.
elan_einlhander (23:49:13): If by fast you mean
elan_einlhander (23:49:18): Really slow, just pretty far.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:06): BAHAHAHAH
elan_einlhander (23:51:11): THE PHEONIX WILL NOT BE STOPPED.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:16): ...What?
elan_einlhander (23:51:31): My new ability was my only way I able to kill this boss.
elan_einlhander (23:51:35): I used it like twenty times, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:46): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:52:51): Apparently the water boss was weak against fire.
elan_einlhander (23:52:56): I probably would have never guessed that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:33): Joker45756: david...im either getting really fat or really buff
elan_einlhander (23:58:52): How.. can there be any confusion between the two?
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:02): Lol. It's Harry.
elan_einlhander (23:59:07): True.

11-21-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:02:35): AND she's on her period now... scared bible girl, that is.
elan_einlhander (0:02:48): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:51): Channel 5, Godfather is on.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:59): I seem to recall that you said you've never seen it... but maybe not.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:05): It just started.
elan_einlhander (0:06:07): Channel 60, Fullmetal Alchemist is on.
elan_einlhander (0:06:10): Sorry charlie.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:47): There's Every Good Reason... says: You like Christmas, then? What do you like so much about it, hmmm? dave says: That it's a time of goodwill between men. A time of happiness. A time of recognizing your love for others dave says: I like coloured lights too 
elan_einlhander (0:15:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:15:21): David loves them lights.
elan_einlhander (0:15:26): Doug hates Christmas.
elan_einlhander (0:15:27): sooooooooo much
elan_einlhander (0:15:31): Why?
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:31): That isn't me though, lol. That's the other Dave.
elan_einlhander (0:15:32): No idea.
elan_einlhander (0:15:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:15:34): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:15:35): I know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:35): I'm There's Every Good Reason.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:52): Doug was probably TRAUMATIZED into not liking Christmas.
elan_einlhander (0:15:58): Oh yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:00): :O
elan_einlhander (0:16:06): I feel creepy around this holiday, every year.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:40): Weird. Maybe YOU're the anti-Christ.
elan_einlhander (0:16:47): Maybe I AM
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:53): I like my burritos well done.
elan_einlhander (0:24:04): I like burritos in general.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:21): Horse head scene.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:22): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:44:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:44:34): Dun even want to know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:34): AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~impression of that guy~
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:54): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:17): Dad: "I don't think that Vito Corleone is a PITA member.. do you?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:31): David's Dad = genius.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:07): I just cracked up at something that apparently wasn't supposed to be funny at all.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:10): ?
elan_einlhander (0:50:17): Some Blog she's showing me.
elan_einlhander (0:50:46): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:50:50): And now it's EVEN funnier.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:04): ?
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:06): How so?
elan_einlhander (0:51:33): *cracking up*
elan_einlhander (0:51:35): Hang on
elan_einlhander (0:52:58): Okay Doug, breaaaaaathe.
elan_einlhander (0:53:07): Got a good laugh out of that.
elan_einlhander (0:53:21): Oh god, coughing and wheezing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:45): Good thing I keep an inhaler on the desk.
elan_einlhander (0:54:11): *taps it*
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:24): Had an interesting chat with Kiprin about how I was a Prophet in a manner of speaking.
elan_einlhander (0:59:32): She was more into it than I thought she'd be.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:30): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (1:00:58): I told her that life was awesome, in every aspect, and everyone needs to keep remembering that and make the best of things, mind over matter, etc.
elan_einlhander (1:01:06): She brought up starving kids in other countries.
elan_einlhander (1:01:10): Which sorta caught me off guard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:00): I'm hittin' the sack. Peace.
elan_einlhander (1:16:05): ...
elan_einlhander (1:16:08): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:12): Heya, Doug.
elan_einlhander (18:31:20): *eye throbbing*
elan_einlhander (19:08:07): ....right.

11-28-04


vencabot_teppoo (14:24:05): Heya, Elan Einlhander.
Elan_Einlhander (14:24:05): Where in the HELL have you been.
vencabot_teppoo (14:24:09): On vacation.
Elan_Einlhander (14:24:13): ...what?
vencabot_teppoo (14:24:51): Thanksgiving. Been with my grandma.
Elan_Einlhander (14:25:07): Woulda been nice had you brought that up or something.
Elan_Einlhander (14:25:12): So where were you before that?
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:19): I've been gone all week.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:26): Before that, I was at your house. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (14:25:27): You were at school.
Elan_Einlhander (14:25:31): But not online.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:52): Oh, yeah. I haven't been coming online just to chat anymore. Been trying to do other things.
Elan_Einlhander (14:26:03): ...whatever.
Elan_Einlhander (14:26:07): Like you have a bunch to do.
Elan_Einlhander (14:26:12): How goes the job hunt.
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:30): Not well, since I've been on vacation. Filled out those applications.
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:39): The meijer ones, and one Kroger one is all.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:39): http://www.msu.edu/~dawnstar/portfolio/dougme.jpg
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:01): ............................
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:08): .......
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:15): How.... what.......
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:20): ~shrugs~
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:31): Oh
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:33): dawnstar
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:35): I see now.
Elan_Einlhander (21:12:35): Nvm.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:40): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:13:00): I want that picture back then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:35): Lol. I was like, "Wait a minute... I recognize that drawing style." Lol.

11-30-04


vencabot_teppoo (20:45:19): Heya, Doug.
elan_einlhander (20:45:42): Just fyi, there's a sign up at work by the applications saying they're looking for courtesy team members.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:04): Out of curiousity, what's a 'courtesy' team member?
elan_einlhander (20:46:09): Me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:15): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:41): Welp, guess I should get those apps turned in. No school tomorrow, so I'll ask el padre to drive me down there.
elan_einlhander (20:47:10): If he won't, bring them over here before 4 and I'll take them with me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:16): Sweet. Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:23): But he probably will.
elan_einlhander (20:55:42): Do you have any white vinegar?
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:55): ...No. Why
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:56): ?
elan_einlhander (20:56:05): To clean.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:13): No, I don't think I do.
elan_einlhander (20:56:31): Kay.

12-1-04


vencabot_teppoo (1:06:20): Go to bed, Douglas... J... Allen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:24): Peace.
elan_einlhander (1:06:25): It's M.
elan_einlhander (1:06:30): Bye.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:39): What, so now you're from a James Bond movie?
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:57): "Go to bed, Douglas J. Allen." "It's M." "OooOOh, excuse ME 'M.'"
elan_einlhander (1:06:57): Douglas... M... Allen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:05): I know... I was joking. Anyway, peace.

12-2-04


vencabot_teppoo (20:20:01): Heya.
elan_einlhander (20:24:15): Hello.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:11): New version of Java just came out, in case you haven't downloaded the plug-in yet... like Eri was warning you to, I guess. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:23): Link.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:33): ~nods~ Let me get the exact link.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:35): http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/download.jsp
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:44): Just download the J2SE 5.0 JRE
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:56): Unless you plan on programming any Java in the near future.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:07): In that case, get the JDK. It has the JRE, as well as stuff for developing Java.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:43): Don't get the NetBeans one... That's just gay either way.
elan_einlhander (22:33:49): I need help.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:59): I'll help if I can.
elan_einlhander (22:34:25): You know that globe/window thing that appears on the toolbar when Windows is downloading updates.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:30): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:34:38): Well it's there, and has been for two days now.
elan_einlhander (22:34:39): Saying
elan_einlhander (22:34:45): Downloading updates: 0%
elan_einlhander (22:35:07): It won't go away.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:46): Yeah, it does that on occassion... just a bug. There's no updates to download, but the automatic update still initializes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:52): Why does it bother you?
elan_einlhander (22:35:59): Because it's there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:19): Well, you could make it go away by using the Task Manager and manually destroying the process.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:33): But I don't know what the update process is called, so you'd have to guess.
elan_einlhander (22:36:58): Very well.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:10): Use Ctrl + alt + delete to open the Task Manager, go to the "Processes" tab, and scroll through the list of .exe's until you see something that could be the update process ("winUpdate.exe" or something like that, probably) and then highlight it and hit the End Process button.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:04): It'll give you a warning like, "WTF U DOING U CANT JUS TEND APROSSESS U COOD CRASH YO COMPUTR"
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:19): But the worst that could happen would be it's crashing; it's nothing to worry about.
elan_einlhander (22:39:24): All right.
elan_einlhander (23:30:23): It's apparently facsinating that babies walk off of glass tables.
elan_einlhander (23:30:37): fascinating*
elan_einlhander (23:30:47): crawl, not wak
elan_einlhander (23:30:48): walk*
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:52): I wouldn't say that ~I~ find it "fascinating."
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:55): Just hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:04): Agreed.
elan_einlhander (23:31:07): Just thought I'd share that.
elan_einlhander (23:31:12): That an experiment was done
elan_einlhander (23:31:13): To test it.
elan_einlhander (23:31:16): and guess what
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:16): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:18): ...
elan_einlhander (23:31:20): The baby walked off the table.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:22): That is... hilarious.
elan_einlhander (23:31:25): Fascinating, apparently.
elan_einlhander (23:31:29): As though it's unexpected.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:33): A test was done, by scientists?
elan_einlhander (23:31:38): Psychologists.
elan_einlhander (23:31:41): I laughed when I heard it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:42): Psychologists, no dou-
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:59): Then I was informed it's not a joke.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:59): Not only do Psychologists LIE to people to test things...
elan_einlhander (23:32:07): They shove babies off tables.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:12): But they apparently place babies on glass tables, and watch them walk off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:16): And then say, "Fascinating."
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:55): To prove innevitably that babies are stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:10): Since there was doubt.
elan_einlhander (23:33:26): 'Shrodinger' a dark rat says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> 'Well' a brown cow says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> 'It could be much worse' a brown cow says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> sa It's demented, stupid, and completely unecessary . 'Like putting a baby in solitary' a brown cow says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> 'It's demented, stupid, and completely unecessary.' you say. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> 'Let it grow up with no human interaction' a brown cow says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> sa Proves nothing save for babies are stupid, which I knew. You say, 'Proves nothing save for babies are stupid, which I knew.' [SAFE]<2048hp 2607sp 1503st> A brown cow says, 'Just give it food through a doggie door' 
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:22): A brown cow says, 'Psychology is a science'
elan_einlhander (23:35:56): A dark rat says 'my minor is psych'
elan_einlhander (23:35:58): 'Whats yours?' a dark rat asks. 'Theology?' [SAFE]<2048hp 2588sp 1497st> 'Most theologists hate psychology' a dark rat says. [SAFE]<2048hp 2588sp 1497st> sa I'm no theologist either. You say, 'I'm no theologist either.' [SAFE]<2048hp 2592sp 1502st> sa Just a genius. You say, 'Just a genius.' [SAFE]<2048hp 2592sp 1502st> 'Ah' a dark rat says.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:14): "Ah."
elan_einlhander (23:36:27): A dark rat asks, 'Self proclaimed, or really?' [SAFE]<2048hp 2600sp 1503st> A brown cow says, 'Oh i should sell tourms i think' [SAFE]<2048hp 2600sp 1503st> sa Both. You say, 'Both.'
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:37): Sweet, the new JDK is all... updated and stuff. *shut up, David*
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:50): Mine turned Japanese.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:53): ...
elan_einlhander (23:42:05): Which turns out is a good thing I learned it so I was able to continue the installation.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:11): Rofl. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:36): Whenever I see anything about Spiderman 2, it reminds me of good times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:50): And of saving big money at Menards.
elan_einlhander (23:44:09): ~nod~

12-3-04


elan_einlhander (0:17:16): Have you seen the first two Blade movies?
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:20): Nope.
elan_einlhander (0:17:34): Hm.
elan_einlhander (0:25:30): Who the hell
elan_einlhander (0:25:33): doesn't hate hippies.
elan_einlhander (0:25:39): I'm pretty sure hippies hate hippies.
elan_einlhander (0:25:45): So where do they fall.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:04): You are now available for player assistance.

12-4-04


vencabot_teppoo (1:47:55): Available for player assistance? Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (18:21:28): public class DisplayInitials{ public static String getInitials( String theName ){ String[] splitName = theName.split( " " ); StringBuffer initials = new StringBuffer(); for( int i = 0; i < splitName.length; i++ ){ initials.append( splitName[ i ].charAt( 0 ) + "." );} return initials.toString();} public static void main( String[] args ){ String yourName = "David Robert Hernandez"; System.out.println( "Finding the initials of:" ); System.out.println( " " + yourName ); System.out.println(); System.out.println( "Your initials are: " + getInitials( yourName ) );}}
vencabot_teppoo (18:21:29): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:22:04): I could do better.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:09): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:18): I don't doubt it, either.
elan_einlhander (18:22:21): Oh, just so you don't waste the money.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:26): Doug would just be like -Oh?
elan_einlhander (18:22:27): The new Linkin Park CD is worthless.
elan_einlhander (18:22:31): "new"
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:33): New Linkin Park CD? lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:42): ...I didn't even know that there was a new CD.
elan_einlhander (18:22:45): Linkin Park and Jay-Z *doesn't know how that's spelled*
elan_einlhander (18:22:51): There's a whole six songs on it.
elan_einlhander (18:23:04): Rapped up remixes of stuff on Meteora or Hybrid Theory.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:05): ...Six songs of Linkin Park and Jay-Z...? But... why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:23:09): I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (18:23:16): They're okay songs, but not worth buying a whole CD for.
elan_einlhander (18:23:17): Six.
elan_einlhander (18:23:18): songs
elan_einlhander (18:23:20): Six
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:24): I didn't know that Linkin Park was down with Jay-Z... lol.
elan_einlhander (18:23:35): I listened to the whole thing during my break.
elan_einlhander (18:23:39): Which was like 20 minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:43): I'm gonna have to borrow it from you.
elan_einlhander (18:23:50): Oh I didn't buy it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:55): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:23:57): My friend Nick let me listen to it in his car.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:00): Oh, I see.
elan_einlhander (18:24:06): So I could find out if I'd like it or not.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:07): Well, I'm gonna have to borrow it from your friend Nick.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:11): Doug: "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:24:16): He'll burn it if I ask.
elan_einlhander (18:24:20): It's burned to begin with
elan_einlhander (18:24:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:30): And that's the year 2004 for you.
elan_einlhander (18:24:36): We don't buy CDs anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:37): No one knows WHO had the original CD.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:17): I had a weird dream about making an Einlhander-based RPG.
elan_einlhander (18:26:37): I had a werid dream about a spider killing all of my friends and family.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:51): Including me? :D
elan_einlhander (18:26:54): You went first.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:57): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:13): Know what's even funnier about that? What time did you go to bed last night?
elan_einlhander (18:27:25): Like 2.
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:42): Around 4 AM last night I got bit by a spider.
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:27:51): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:58): I now blame you.
elan_einlhander (18:28:12): I have no regrets.
elan_einlhander (18:29:57): I am confused why we still have accuracy and evade in real-time RPGs.
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:15): Why wouldn't we?
elan_einlhander (18:30:19): Well think about it
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:26): No.
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:30:30): Accuracy determines how often you'll hit your opponent,
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:34): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:30:34): But in a real-time RPG
elan_einlhander (18:30:39): Like Kingdom Hearts.
elan_einlhander (18:30:48): You'll miss if you... well miss the target.
elan_einlhander (18:30:49): Like bad aim
elan_einlhander (18:30:51): Or bad timing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:00): Yeah, that's true. I thought you meant real-time, like... FF8.
elan_einlhander (18:31:01): Accuracy is like your weapon just going through them and it says MISS
elan_einlhander (18:31:10): No that's Active Time Battle.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:26): Accuracy in games like Kingdom Hearts, Secret of Mana, etc... is pretty... worthless and confusing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:32): "MISS!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:35): David: "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:31:49): I bought Tales of Symphonia, and it has those two stats.
elan_einlhander (18:31:52): Not sure how that works.
elan_einlhander (18:31:57): Just confusing me
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:59): "...You sure, buddy? I'm pretty sure I hi-"
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:02): "MISS!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (18:32:24): If you have the money for a game or something, now is the day to buy it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:33): ...Why?
elan_einlhander (18:32:37): Santa Bucks.
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:43): Sale? WTF is Santa Bucks?
elan_einlhander (18:33:02): It's like where, you save 2 more dollars every 10 dollar incrimints.
elan_einlhander (18:33:04): *spelling?*
elan_einlhander (18:33:10): For instance
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:14): Incriments, I believe. Yeah, I get it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:33:21): a 30 dollar item would merit you saving six dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:25): You'll save 12 dollars on a sixty dollar game.
elan_einlhander (18:33:25): And in my case
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:25): I don
elan_einlhander (18:33:36): A 40-49.97 item saved me 8 dollars.
elan_einlhander (18:33:41): Plus my ten percent discount.
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:47): Cool.
elan_einlhander (18:33:58): So I got like 12 or 14 dollars off this game.
elan_einlhander (18:37:05): Oh shizzam.
elan_einlhander (18:37:08): this game can be four players.
elan_einlhander (18:37:12): That might be kinda cool.
elan_einlhander (18:38:10): And it's.... two discs.
elan_einlhander (18:38:14): That's rather scary.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:06): What game?
elan_einlhander (18:39:14): Tales of Symphona.
elan_einlhander (18:39:18): phonia*
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:18): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:39): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:06): President Bush on TV: "I urge our allies to strengthen the current chain of command."
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:17): Dad: "Uuuurge...? URGE?!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:39): Like from those old Natural Botanicals commercials, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:41:09): Oh.
elan_einlhander (18:41:16): Urge for herbal,
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:22): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:42:20): Hey, if Koree logs on
elan_einlhander (18:42:22): Tell him to call me.
elan_einlhander (18:42:43): ?
elan_einlhander (18:44:19): David?
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:47): Dr. Ronald Cornbloom, an professional expert on chokeholds.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:05): You don't want to mess with THAT guy...
elan_einlhander (18:45:09): DAVID
elan_einlhander (18:45:12): I asked you a favour.
elan_einlhander (18:45:16): Respond to it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:26): You did? I was disconnected for a few seconds, you realize.
elan_einlhander (18:45:30): ...dumb ass.
elan_einlhander (18:45:41): And yes, I can blame that on you.
elan_einlhander (18:45:44): elan_einlhander: Hey, if Koree logs on elan_einlhander: Tell him to call me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:52): Yeah, I didn't get that. I will.
elan_einlhander (18:45:57): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:04): Why don't you offline message him?
elan_einlhander (18:46:22): He might not use Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (18:46:28): Put him on AIM
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:32): Oh... I don't know his AIM.
elan_einlhander (18:46:34): Ganmunmedias I think
elan_einlhander (18:46:36): Lemme check
elan_einlhander (18:46:48): GanmunMedias, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:52): Okay.
elan_einlhander (18:46:55): Thanks.
elan_einlhander (21:23:11): Hm, I apparently broke my arm when I wasn't looking.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:20): ...Broke your arm?
elan_einlhander (21:23:27): Yep
elan_einlhander (21:23:29): Oh my lord.
elan_einlhander (21:23:35): Windows XP Service Pack 2 is back.
elan_einlhander (21:23:37): ...again.
elan_einlhander (21:23:42): Tell me why it wont' go away.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:54): Lol. It asked me to install it again today, too, and I declined.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:04): It was like, "DERP!!! UPDAAAATE!"
elan_einlhander (21:24:04): *once again clicks "Please do not ask me to install these updates again"*
elan_einlhander (21:24:28): *wishes there was a "If you ask me one more time I'll snap your neck" option*
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:11): But yes, my arm appears to be broken.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:22): Well, doesn't THAT suck?
elan_einlhander (21:26:38): I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:47): Doug could take it or leave it.
elan_einlhander (21:26:54): I guess.
elan_einlhander (22:04:10): Sitar prays 'Can we be vulgar in other languages?'
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:21): ROFL. Welcome to the world of a guide.
elan_einlhander (22:04:27): Yup.
elan_einlhander (22:04:41): I'm surprised how many random 'help!'s I see
elan_einlhander (22:04:47): Stupidnewbie prays 'help!'
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:04): Lol. Doug had a little more faith in the players of MM... which has been shattered.
elan_einlhander (22:05:10): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (22:18:54): ...awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:18:58): The guide teleview command.
elan_einlhander (22:19:13): This guy was like "HEEEEELP, I AM TRAPPED-ED"
elan_einlhander (22:19:25): So I turn all ghost like and spy on him, there's an exit north, lol
elan_einlhander (22:19:27): "Open north"
elan_einlhander (22:19:32): "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank you shir!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:45): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:50): THAT could be misued.
elan_einlhander (22:19:52): Very.
elan_einlhander (22:19:53): Oh yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:53): Misused, that is.
elan_einlhander (22:19:56): All of my commands could.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:00): Lol... Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:20:08): I can make food, healing potions, teleport, bring people to ME.
elan_einlhander (22:20:10): Resurrect.
elan_einlhander (22:20:48): All instantaneous.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:17): Double awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:24:13): The Highlander declares Budokai 3 is awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:24:17): Compared to the other ones.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:28): It has awesome graphics; that's all I know.
elan_einlhander (22:24:45): Well, if the Highlander likes it...
elan_einlhander (22:26:52): You would think the Z-fighters would get used to their opponent still being there when the dust settles.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:22): Don't give the "Z-fighters" too much credit. They're ass-kickers... not scholars.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:40): I dunno, just seems like it would sink in.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:53): It's the stress of the moment, Doug. Cut 'em a little slack.
elan_einlhander (22:28:23): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:34): ...Jerk. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:14): I remember, when I first started watching DBZ, when the enemy would be concealed in a cloud of smoke I'd be like, "JUST KEEP THROWING FIREBALLS INTO THE SMOKE. WHAT COULD IT HURT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:23): Me too, every time.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:42): "This guy is trying to destroy the WORLD! Better to be safe than sorry! For Christ's sake, drop a train on 'im!!!"
elan_einlhander (22:29:55): We need to call in the Russians.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:05): Foghorn prays 'thaasdlfk south'
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:11): ... Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:16): ... what should I do?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:43): You tell Foghorn, "No, that isn't a valid direction."
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:55): Mmm, Rurouni Kenshin.
elan_einlhander (22:32:20): Love how it comes AFTER DragonBall GT.
elan_einlhander (22:32:29): So you can be like "Wow this kicks the crap outta that show"
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:43): Yeah, lol. Really, though... I haven't watched Kenshin in a long ass time.
elan_einlhander (22:32:52): So turn it on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:53): But I think that it probably has some of the best battles of any anime ever.
elan_einlhander (22:33:05): Unless the Hernandez men are already watching something.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:07): The fight-scenes are just... superior.
elan_einlhander (22:33:19): Yes.
elan_einlhander (22:33:23): Well choreographed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:26): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:33:27): *can not spell that*
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:41): Did I tell you about my new word I learned?
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:48): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:34:01): Commode.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:09): Is it "thaasdlfk"?
elan_einlhander (22:34:12): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:15): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:16): Commode.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:18): Never heard it.
elan_einlhander (22:34:21): Toilet.
elan_einlhander (22:34:25): Polite way to say toilet.
elan_einlhander (22:34:28): Vic says it.
elan_einlhander (22:34:29): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:37): Commode.
elan_einlhander (22:34:41): She was like "Put a bit of bleach in the commode to clean it out>"
elan_einlhander (22:34:47): I just kinda drooled and stared.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:50): And she explained it.
elan_einlhander (22:36:24): Eggo french toaster sticks, now with chocolate chips!
elan_einlhander (22:36:31): Doug: ".... that's sorta... gross actually."
elan_einlhander (22:36:43): We have to put some sort of limit to what we put chocolate in.
elan_einlhander (22:36:56): It's just not healthy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:41): Oh shit.
elan_einlhander (22:37:46): I forgot how pissed Kenshin can look.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:55): And his voice.
elan_einlhander (22:37:56): Damn.
elan_einlhander (22:37:58): Such a bad-ass.
elan_einlhander (22:38:21): Flip over your sword.
elan_einlhander (22:38:22): DO IT
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:29): I've never incorporated that character trait into any of my characters... Surprising, since I steal a lot of minor, mostly unplacable traits like that from anime.
elan_einlhander (22:38:52): I'm like jumping out of my chair watching these two fight.
elan_einlhander (22:39:04): Shouting and crap.
elan_einlhander (22:39:15): BREAK HIS STANCE
elan_einlhander (22:39:15): YES
elan_einlhander (22:39:34): Just sorta nudging the guy's sword with the hilt of his.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:05): Picture Doug, just bouncing up and down shouting and grunting at the TV.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:21): I can imagine it perfectly, because I've BEEN to your house, Doug. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:27): I remember good times with G-Gundam.
elan_einlhander (22:42:30): Yes, yes you have.
elan_einlhander (22:42:36): Lol, those were ridiculous times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:54): "Yes! YES!! GET 'IM! GET BEASTY!!!... WHAT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:43:06): Lol, always that perplexed thing at the end.
elan_einlhander (22:43:09): When it all goes a little TOO far.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:16): Yep, well put. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:43:24): Oh, you know you want
elan_einlhander (22:43:29): Shadow the Christmas Hedgehog.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:26): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:40): In the claw machine at- OH HELL NO
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:54): I remember, for Christmas, I hooked up my Dreamcast to the internet and downloaded a Christmas theme for SA2.
elan_einlhander (22:45:00): Sorry sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:02): And I got to play as Christmas characters in the battle mode.
elan_einlhander (22:45:06): There's this Shadow stuffed animal.
elan_einlhander (22:45:10): In Christmas gear.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:12): ...
elan_einlhander (22:45:23): Santa hat, present.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:31): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:10): Oh hell no
elan_einlhander (22:46:14): I love this move.
elan_einlhander (22:46:21): BATTOJUTSU
elan_einlhander (22:46:26): Battou*
elan_einlhander (22:46:28): What the hell ever.
elan_einlhander (22:47:07): Oh my god, the tension.
elan_einlhander (22:47:15): FOLLOW UP
elan_einlhander (22:47:17): YES
elan_einlhander (22:47:22): BROKE YO ARM
elan_einlhander (22:47:29): DOUBLE-BATTOUJUTSU.
elan_einlhander (22:47:56): FLIP IT OVER
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:24): ... ~scared~
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:28): Dude
elan_einlhander (22:48:29): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:48:45): I can't handle the hiten mitsarugi style and battoujutsu.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): I really can't
elan_einlhander (22:49:38): A lot of people don't understand how video games and anime can be so entertaining, and think it's childish to love it.
elan_einlhander (22:49:43): But this is WHY it's so good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:55): People have no sense of art and beauty... that's why.
elan_einlhander (22:49:56): I will never give up video games and the like, it gives me way too much of a rush.
elan_einlhander (22:50:08): Like Smash Bros.
elan_einlhander (22:50:13): In-fucking-sane.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:17): It's too much for the senses for them to understand.
elan_einlhander (22:52:01): I wonder if Samurai X was this good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:13): Who knows.
elan_einlhander (22:53:19): Though as awesome as this show is, I don't think anything could quite top Zombie Kenshin.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:29): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:53:40): I'm surprised I survived that night.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:46): That rocked too hard. I remember I was online with you that night.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:50): And we couldn't even type straight.
elan_einlhander (22:53:50): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:53:59): I bet you I have that logged.
elan_einlhander (22:54:04): Thanks to Yahoo! buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:18): So many simultaneous emotions... I AM surprised we survived that night, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:30): "NOOO!!! KENSHIN!!!!!! HEWAS... FASDFAS'FJBASD'ASFAS"
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:36): "OGHD EAR GDSFA"
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:11): The intensity of the fight... combined with the sadness of Kenshin being defeated... COMBINED with the EXTREME crunk of Kenshin getting back UP again by mere will alone..
elan_einlhander (22:55:24): The Swordsman Spirit.
elan_einlhander (22:55:25): Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:35): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:48): heal
elan_einlhander (22:55:50): Er
elan_einlhander (22:56:03): Extreme crunk
elan_einlhander (22:56:04): I like that.
elan_einlhander (22:56:18): Way to adopt the word crunk into your daily vocabulary.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:38): Thank you, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:28): Would you agree that there's nothing life can throw at you that you can't handle?
elan_einlhander (23:21:23): Yes or no
elan_einlhander (23:21:24): That's all I want
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:27): I would agree that there is nothing in life that can happen to any person, aside from being physically KILLED, that will result in the end of their life... So, it is to say that there is nothing life can throw at you that you can't handle.
elan_einlhander (23:21:27): Not some speach.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:47): Meanwhile, I have learned everything that there is to know about basic Java. Therefore, I see it wise that I take a break and practice with it before moving onto writing applets... which are Java with visuals. Java runs in DOS... Java applets run in browsers, on the internet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:09): Dragon Court is a Java applet... and so is the Java-Telnet thingy for MM.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:14): That is my NEXT destination!!!
elan_einlhander (23:27:00): Extemper tells you 'all questions are not meant to be answered'
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:07): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:13): Brilliant quote.
elan_einlhander (23:27:24): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:27:50): I seriously hate everyone.
elan_einlhander (23:27:56): And don't you dare say "I don't hate anyone"
elan_einlhander (23:28:05): I'm sick of defining hate.
elan_einlhander (23:28:09): You all know damn well what I mean
elan_einlhander (23:28:20): Perhaps I should say I am ANNOYED by everyone.
elan_einlhander (23:28:26): But I'll stick with keeping it short and blunt.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:29): Doug, you are a creature full of hate, and you must be destroyed.
elan_einlhander (23:28:32): And I don't care.
elan_einlhander (23:28:35): Destroy me.
elan_einlhander (23:28:38): I am apparently a plague.
elan_einlhander (23:28:44): I have yet to bring ANYONE happiness.
elan_einlhander (23:28:47): Save for my wife.
elan_einlhander (23:28:54): Who was already quite happy.
elan_einlhander (23:28:58): I make things worse.
elan_einlhander (23:28:59): Go figure.
elan_einlhander (23:29:07): My intentions are pure, yet I make things worse each and every time.
elan_einlhander (23:29:11): I fucking hate everyone, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:29): Not so much a 'plague' as an abomination. A travesty upon holy ground... I'm just kidding, you're a great guy. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:42): No I'm not, stop sugar-coating it.
elan_einlhander (23:29:46): I piss off everyone.
elan_einlhander (23:29:48): Literally
elan_einlhander (23:29:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:29:55): Just by BEING there.
elan_einlhander (23:29:58): Like today
elan_einlhander (23:30:06): I brought some merchandise up to the desk to put away
elan_einlhander (23:30:13): Heather goes "I didn't ask for your fucking help"
elan_einlhander (23:30:24): How does that even work out.
elan_einlhander (23:33:28): People smell my stink and go "Oh my... GOD, my life just got ten times worse"
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:46): Maybe, but people need to be pissed off. Even if people are semi-happy in their lives, life for most people is, in general, miserable. It's humanity's counter-productive nature that makes people CLING to this, even if subconsciously, and that's partially why people get pissed off when you try and help.
elan_einlhander (23:34:10): Because I'm telling them how to think.
elan_einlhander (23:34:17): It only makes sense they get defensive.
elan_einlhander (23:34:32): I mean what if someone came up to me and said "You sir, are WRONG, about EVERYTHING you think."
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:43): All that YOU can do is try and be a role-model, and not give up. Even if it doesn't seem to do any good by trying to help, and even if it seems like it's making things WORSE, it'd be even worse YET if you stopped trying altogether.
elan_einlhander (23:34:59): Says who
elan_einlhander (23:35:41): I don't even care about them, I'm sick of stressing ME out.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:42): Well, think about it. If you don't TRY and do something about it, no one does, and things just continue along as they have been. Even if it takes time, and it will, only good can come from trying to help.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:24): That's a lie, and it comes from the same self-destructive behavior that I mentioned earlier; I know because I feel the same way, constantly... and you know just as well as I know, although it kinda sucks to know, that you just can't give up because you DO care.
elan_einlhander (23:36:39): No I assure you, I really AM sick of being stressed.
elan_einlhander (23:36:43): It's no lie.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:33): Then don't be stressed. That's something that your platform is doing to you, too. I'm no role-model on this, because like I said... I get the same way, frequently... but that's the best thing about hypocrisy. I don't think that it makes it any less true.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:59): Do we HAVE to be stressed? Can't we take JOY from doing what we do? We can, and we once did, but we've become distant from it.
elan_einlhander (23:38:10): Well then who the hell are YOU, look how you've turned out.
elan_einlhander (23:38:37): Constantly going into sudden spaz-fits, blowing EVERYTHING out of proportion, making up cocka...maney excuses for not doing relatively enjoyable things.
elan_einlhander (23:38:44): You're apparently NOT happy.
elan_einlhander (23:38:58): Or at least wickedly confused about it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:42): I'm not happy, but I believe that it's because I've distanced myself from the pride and joy that I once had for doing what I do, and not doing what I don't do. I don't think enough about the future, or about the help that I could be doing if I believed in myself. Instead, I just think about the things that suck. I think about how DIFFICULT everything is instead of how POSSIBLE everything is.
elan_einlhander (23:41:22): So it's not working for you, it doesn't make sense to preach it elsewhere.
elan_einlhander (23:41:35): You're over-dramatic as hell.
elan_einlhander (23:41:51): Your life ISN'T that complicated, and things aren't worth spazzing over like you do.
elan_einlhander (23:42:01): And things don't have control over YOU.
elan_einlhander (23:42:12): Don't be like "Oh I'm not gonna do this 'cause I have better stuff to do!"
elan_einlhander (23:42:19): Just do better stuff when it comes up.
elan_einlhander (23:42:56): Like coming on to chat, it's really not worth shunning.
elan_einlhander (23:43:11): Do school work if you want to, otherwise just enjoy yourself.
elan_einlhander (23:43:19): If you get a job, sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:43:20): Do that too.
elan_einlhander (23:43:26): If I can make time, you can make time.
elan_einlhander (23:43:33): My house is now clean, I go to work five days a week.
elan_einlhander (23:43:41): And I come on to talk to boobs like you.
elan_einlhander (23:43:47): I play video games.
elan_einlhander (23:43:56): And I'm doing just cracker jack.
elan_einlhander (23:44:00): So what makes YOU different is beyond me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:18): How are YOU cracker jack when you just told me that you're as sick and tired as I am?
elan_einlhander (23:46:33): I told you that I'm sick and tired of these PEOPLE.
elan_einlhander (23:46:50): My life is nice really, but I take on other people's burdens when I'm around them.
elan_einlhander (23:46:54): And get real stressed.
elan_einlhander (23:47:04): But there's nothing we can do about that.
elan_einlhander (23:47:10): All I can do is vent and deal with it.
elan_einlhander (23:47:15): Which I sadly do each and every time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:43): I'm saying that you've helped as many people as I've helped.
elan_einlhander (23:47:50): which is ZERO
elan_einlhander (23:47:55): Man we're doing great.
elan_einlhander (23:48:00): What I'M saying is
elan_einlhander (23:48:13): That if we're so similar, why do YOU insist on being so dramatic about the stupider things.
elan_einlhander (23:48:44): I have a lot of pent up anger in me about this.
elan_einlhander (23:48:50): And it's not healthy to keep it there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:26): What makes what ~I~ get dramatic about different from what YOU get dramatic about, and you KNOW you do. You come on here and 'vent' and complain and DEAL with it, while I come on here and occassionally freak out, but I'm not dead YET.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:41): ~I~ deal with it too.
elan_einlhander (23:49:46): But you end up changing your life all over again.
elan_einlhander (23:49:55): Like when you ran away from the internet for god knows how long.
elan_einlhander (23:50:02): Why the HELL do you do stuff like that/
elan_einlhander (23:50:03): ?
elan_einlhander (23:50:20): I'm trying to understand me by understanding you.
elan_einlhander (23:50:22): You're my counterpart.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:28): And what's the difference? I do it because I feel like I need to; I feel like it'll make me feel better; the same reason anyone does anything.
elan_einlhander (23:50:46): I want to know what makes you feel that way.
elan_einlhander (23:50:55): What was it, two weeks ago.,
elan_einlhander (23:51:03): You kept saying how you were gonna deal with Ericka
elan_einlhander (23:51:08): And you fucking spazzed out anyway.
elan_einlhander (23:51:27): How am I supposed to feel when my mentor and friend is psychotic?
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:43): That had nothing to do with Ericka, by the way. When I ran out to the woods that night, or whatever.
elan_einlhander (23:51:44): Koree doesn't give a shit, you're all I have to talk to on an equal level of intelligence.
elan_einlhander (23:51:50): THEN WHAT THE HELL
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:09): That had to do with the fact that stress was building regarding just what you were talking about earlier; the fact that I hadn't helped anyone and it seemed like it just wasn't ever going to happen. The breaking point was when Misty started bitching at me about what a great person she is, and did everything to prove that nothing I ever said to her got through her skull... I'm sure things like this have happened to you with other people.
elan_einlhander (23:53:36): Yeah but, we also taked about how going out to the woods isn't helping you.
elan_einlhander (23:53:39): Why did you do it anyway?
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:04): Because, in the heat of such moments, I don't give a fuck about what's good for me. In fact, I tend to do exactly what I DON'T think is good for me; it's akin to suicide.
elan_einlhander (23:54:32): But then you must not confide in me like you act... why don't you come to me?
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:16): Because, as stated, I do the complete OPPOSITE of what is good for me. I do it because I get scared and angry and I don't feel like I want to talk to ANYONE about ANYTHING. All I want to do is get away from everything in the world, and so I run off, and typically regret it later.
elan_einlhander (23:55:30): Stop it.
elan_einlhander (23:55:36): Just stop it.
elan_einlhander (23:55:41): I know you can.
elan_einlhander (23:55:55): But if you keep screwing up like that, you'll just make it easier and easier to screw up.
elan_einlhander (23:56:04): It's like lying and trying to make it seem like the right thing.
elan_einlhander (23:56:12): It becomes easier and easier, the lies become bigger and bigger.
elan_einlhander (23:56:46): So stop it David.
elan_einlhander (23:56:48): Stop running.
elan_einlhander (23:56:54): I'm sick of you running from me.

12-5-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:14): I'm doing something right now that I know is completely counter-productive, but if I stop, I know I'll have to save the world, and it's not an easy thing. It's intimidating, and that's a great big reason of why I do things like that.
elan_einlhander (0:00:30): How is what you're doing counter-productive?
elan_einlhander (0:00:35): The programming?
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:57): No, not the programming. Romancing some girl that I don't even like, and who doesn't even like me.
elan_einlhander (0:01:06): Okay yeah, that would be.
elan_einlhander (0:01:09): So stop it.
elan_einlhander (0:01:13): For my sake if not your own.
elan_einlhander (0:01:29): I need to know there's someone else out there that at least thinks KINDA like me.
elan_einlhander (0:01:36): So that I'm not wrong.
elan_einlhander (0:01:46): Like that night ~I~ left.
elan_einlhander (0:01:47): And I called you.
elan_einlhander (0:01:55): To no avail sadly.
elan_einlhander (0:02:01): But David is the first counsel that comes to my mind.
elan_einlhander (0:02:08): Concil, whatever.
elan_einlhander (0:02:11): Dunno
elan_einlhander (0:02:13): council*
elan_einlhander (0:02:39): But if David is gonna be a spaz, then Doug has nothing.
elan_einlhander (0:02:42): Same if Doug is a spaz.
elan_einlhander (0:02:49): David has nothing to fall back on, to reassure.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:10): It'll break her heart, though, because even though she doesn't like me, she's just lonely enough. Knowing that you're gonna piss someone off... hurt someone's feelings, and not just now but for the rest of your life; like you said, it sucks. It just really sucks. I know I'm making excuses. I just need to stop.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:16): But God, it sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:03:51): I know, I went through that with people, like Sharon. But when you do finally put your foot down, deep down you get that feeling that it's... over.
elan_einlhander (0:03:58): Remember, their feelings can't come before doing the right thing.
elan_einlhander (0:04:04): For their own sake.
elan_einlhander (0:04:20): Teach her something new.
elan_einlhander (0:04:23): She'll hate you for it.
elan_einlhander (0:04:27): She'll want you to die.
elan_einlhander (0:04:32): But you'll leave her with something.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:52): I know, like I already said... she already hates me for it. THAT'S exactly why she doesn't like me, even. And here I am, contradicting everything I ever said to her.
elan_einlhander (0:05:06): Fix it.
elan_einlhander (0:05:15): Or else don't talk to me again.
elan_einlhander (0:05:18): Make a choice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:05): I did it... I set her straight. Now, for the yelling to commense, and this time, it'll HAVE to get me on ignore.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:20): This is it... the ultimate insult.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:29): The ultimate insult that anyone could ever receive.
elan_einlhander (0:15:35): What, being ignored?
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:43): No, what I've just said to her.
elan_einlhander (0:15:56): Ah.
elan_einlhander (0:16:06): You have redeemed yourself though.
elan_einlhander (0:18:17): ...awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:18:28): This show isn't half-bad, if I may drift off-topic for a moment.
elan_einlhander (0:33:51): Well I'm gonna go play some games before bed, behave.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:01): I DID do it... I did. Lord... I 'just stopped.'
elan_einlhander (16:44:12): I think I have a hernia.
elan_einlhander (16:44:16): or however you spell that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:25): Well, let's hope not.
elan_einlhander (16:44:38): I'm not really sure how to tell.
elan_einlhander (16:44:46): It just feels like someone shoved a pipe up my rectum.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:57): Well, does your abdominal area hurt like hell? Well, it could just be constipation or something.
elan_einlhander (16:45:00): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:45:02): No no
elan_einlhander (16:45:15): This is definitely different than constipation.
elan_einlhander (16:45:33): And I feel it might be something torn 'cause
elan_einlhander (16:45:41): It happened when I was turning like 12 carts and really struggled.
elan_einlhander (16:45:53): Then it was like someone shoved a pipe up me and I just froze up.
elan_einlhander (16:46:19): But God it's worth it.
elan_einlhander (16:46:22): For how hard I worked today.
elan_einlhander (16:46:25): I broke everything.
elan_einlhander (16:46:32): my left arm is shattered, my left ankle can't handle pressure.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:32): Yeah, that's no good. Could be a hernia, but hernia's are chronic... It could just be a pulled muscle.
elan_einlhander (16:46:44): I almost killed like 20 people.
elan_einlhander (16:46:47): And the Highlander is my Hero.
elan_einlhander (16:46:48): Good day.
elan_einlhander (16:46:53): Really good day
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:59): Cool.
elan_einlhander (16:47:01): Because I hurt soooooooo bad.
elan_einlhander (16:47:24): I froze up in the middle of the road like I said, and my carts start moving.
elan_einlhander (16:47:30): I look up and the Highlander is pushing them along.
elan_einlhander (16:47:43): God bless him.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:49): If I was a homosexual.
elan_einlhander (16:47:51): I'd be all over that.
elan_einlhander (16:47:57): Doug's thoughts.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:48:07): Nice pic by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:13): Thanks, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:01): You did download the Java JRE didn't you?
elan_einlhander (16:49:13): Yeah, not sure if it did anything.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:31): Well, check this out: It's a prototype for a drawing program I'm drying to make.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:42): www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/graphicsdemo.html
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:56): Trying, that is.
elan_einlhander (16:50:11): Uh
elan_einlhander (16:50:14): Oh
elan_einlhander (16:50:20): A little balloon popped up.
elan_einlhander (16:50:26): Java(TM) 2 platform.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:33): Yeah... I love that thing.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:50:34): And now the Java mug is on my tool bar.
elan_einlhander (16:50:37): So that's good right?
elan_einlhander (16:50:46): it now is, anyway
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:00): Yep. It's just there for checking the status of Java applets. It doesn't show up until an applet tries to load.
elan_einlhander (16:51:07): Isn't this just paint
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:08): And man, it takes a long time to load over Geocities...
elan_einlhander (16:51:10): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:28): It kinda is, lol... but it's JAAAVA... and it's my first visual Java program.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:37): Without using a tutorial for help, that is.
elan_einlhander (16:51:39): Well it seems to work thus far.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:01): I clicked the link when I first sent the message, and it still hasn't loaded, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:14): It's an insanely simple program, and loads really fast on my hard-drive.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:20): I guess Geocities + Java doesn't mix.
elan_einlhander (16:52:27): Apparently.
elan_einlhander (16:52:33): the window kinda froze for me at first.
elan_einlhander (16:52:47): *finding strange pleasure in creating polygons*
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:07): Yeah, I wrote "VT WUZ HEER" in varying polygons over and over again, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:53:52): I'm scared to poop.
elan_einlhander (16:53:56): And I really have to.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:00): I'm worried my colon might follow it out.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:09): Lol. Don't be a pansy... Take a shit. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:13): *new slogan*
elan_einlhander (16:55:21): That's a good new slogan.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:21): "Don't be a pansy. Take a shit."
elan_einlhander (16:55:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:28): Everyone will buy into that.
elan_einlhander (16:55:32): It'll be on t-shirts everywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:32): Seriously. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:56:37): My mother is apparently in the hospital.
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:44): From what?
elan_einlhander (16:57:54): Not sure.
elan_einlhander (16:57:56): Possibly the flu.
elan_einlhander (16:58:00): But they're not sure.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:00): That'd suck.
elan_einlhander (16:58:03): And doctors are idiots.
elan_einlhander (16:58:06): They said I had the flu, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:45): ~draws Satanic stars all around his picture... not because he's Satanic, but because it's an awesome polygon~
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:17): Lol. This program is awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:00:21): What makes a star "Satanic"
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:32): Five-pointed stars at the symbol of Satan worship.
elan_einlhander (17:00:55): Wait what?
elan_einlhander (17:01:01): A five-pointed star is satanic?
elan_einlhander (17:01:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:01:44): Shut the fuck up
elan_einlhander (17:01:51): That's a damn star.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:02): It's the universal symbol for Satan worship, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:02:09): Well you can kiss my ass, it's a star.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:33): ~j00~
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:02:42): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:53): ~puts a few of those on his pic, too~
elan_einlhander (17:06:29): Check me out with my three-page apology letter.
elan_einlhander (17:06:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:49): Apology for what?
elan_einlhander (17:06:58): For losing my temper with Extemper last night.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:01): What in GODS NAME HAVE YOU DONE?- Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:07:14): I ended up putting her on ignore even, and that's just not kosher.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:15): "All questions are not meant to be answered."
elan_einlhander (17:07:17): Mmm, kosher.
elan_einlhander (17:07:17): Rofl
elan_einlhander (17:07:18): Yeah
elan_einlhander (17:07:21): I'll let that slide.
elan_einlhander (17:07:30): Since I know she doesn't mean it literally.
elan_einlhander (17:07:32): She can't possibly
elan_einlhander (17:07:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:07:44): Just stupid stuff coming out of her mouth to defend her argument.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:09): She probably meant "not all questions are meant to be answered."
elan_einlhander (17:08:39): Either way that should only probably apply to a rhetorical question, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:44): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:08:46): Anywho
elan_einlhander (17:08:52): I'm gonna get the cube
elan_einlhander (17:08:56): And bring it out here.
elan_einlhander (17:08:57): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:01): ~draws flowers... GEOMETRIC flowers~ ~is a geometric fag~
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:29): ................
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:36): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:38): :D
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:49): Dude
elan_einlhander (17:52:50): lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:16): I hit the 200 line limit... so I changed it to a 500 line limit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:06): If I was ever on trial for taking things too far, they prosecution would say,
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:13): "Exibit A: rose.PNG"
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:57:20): I would agree.
elan_einlhander (23:20:13): Holy Zeus.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:18): ?
elan_einlhander (23:20:25): My day is gone.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:37): ...OR IS IT?
elan_einlhander (23:20:44): ...in forty minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:51): ~plays KISS~
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:57): "I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGHT"
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:04): Doug: "...No, David."
elan_einlhander (23:21:10): Is there an innapropriate moment for that song?
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:17): I don't think so, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:29): I would have to agree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:55): It's just a good song.
elan_einlhander (23:22:05): Timeless.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:07): Meanwhile, AIM apparently makes novelty items, now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:23): And I thought they'd be stupid, but they're actually kinda cool... I'd want some if Yahoo! IM made them, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:22:54): Wait, like what kind of items?
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:07): Shirts, hats, and various novelty items... mugs, patches, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:28): Of particular interest to me are their customized post-it notes designed to look like that little thing next to your screen name when you're away.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:51): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:55): They have a shirt that says, "Your Girlfriend is on My Buddy List," and I'm like, "...That's so true."
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:13): And they have a black hat with white text that just says "I Think, There4 IM"
elan_einlhander (23:24:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:24:45): That's not too shabby then.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:07): And you can custimize them all to have your screenname on them... but, I don't really like AIM that much, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:25:19): Same.
elan_einlhander (23:25:22): I'm a Yahoo! guy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:30): If they had a shirt that just had that Yahoo! smiley face on it ~points down to his taskbar,~ I'd have to buy it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:44): Just that big, happy, yellow smiley face on the back, and below it, "Yahoo! IM"
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:23): Dad: "What's next? Some kind of Gun-dam or... Gun-DUM or... what?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:27): That face is a little too happy for me to wear.
elan_einlhander (23:27:18): I'm struggling something fierce in this game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:28): That's because you suck, Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:27:48): ...Harsh.
elan_einlhander (23:27:50): But seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:27:58): I'm on hour six, and I've died like fifteen times.
elan_einlhander (23:28:09): Whenever I find a boss, I can't beat it, and have to go back and level up for like an hour.
elan_einlhander (23:28:14): I have NO money EVER.
elan_einlhander (23:28:22): I buy items, they get used up in ten minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:28:24): This is hard as hell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:32): That sucks, lol. ~likes easy games~
elan_einlhander (23:28:36): Which is awesome, really, I'm getting my money's worth.
elan_einlhander (23:28:39): *likes hard games*
elan_einlhander (23:28:43): I put it on hard mode.
elan_einlhander (23:28:47): Guess I asked for it.
elan_einlhander (23:28:54): I do that with each game I play for the first time, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:57): "Normal/Hard"
elan_einlhander (23:29:00): ...Hard, duh
elan_einlhander (23:29:02): I'm no pussy.
elan_einlhander (23:29:28): Doug is NO pussy, don't be confused.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:45): ~forgot his slogan already~
elan_einlhander (23:29:58): Be a man. Take a shit?
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:08): Was that it? Lol. I knew it was something like that.
elan_einlhander (23:30:17): Something like that.
elan_einlhander (23:30:36): Lol, some guy prayed how the Imms are "f8cking stupid"
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:41): ...
elan_einlhander (23:30:43): And me and this girl were trying to figure out what the word was.
elan_einlhander (23:30:50): "Facking? Feightking?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:57): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:31:04): Leet speak is confusing when used imporperly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:06): But not as funny as Duc Dong earlier today, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:33): I'd copy-paste the joke to you, but it wouldn't be as funny.

12-6-04


elan_einlhander (0:26:13): dude that piture is going to give me nightmares.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:21): What picture?
elan_einlhander (0:26:39): the... cat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:43): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:48): "You Make Kitty Scared."
elan_einlhander (0:27:01): Kitty make ME scared.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:10): But it's so cute, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:16): ... No David.
elan_einlhander (0:32:56): this game is so fun, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:33:08): The battles are COMPLETE CHAOS.
elan_einlhander (0:33:27): It's real time, and sort of side-scrolling, the animation is smooth as hell, and we're all cell-shaded/chibi.
elan_einlhander (0:33:40): Combos, magic, and crap flying everywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:45): Cool.
elan_einlhander (0:41:49): Doug is on trial for the crime of selling roots.
elan_einlhander (0:41:51): Elan, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:04): ~nods, and is on trial for singing badly~
elan_einlhander (0:42:13): Understandably so.
elan_einlhander (0:42:23): Apparently when you're in a clan, you can't sell roots.
elan_einlhander (0:42:29): Even though no one had a beef last time I did.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:34): Eep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:42:38): Just this time I was gonna sell them to a member of the clan, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:41): I thought you meant in ToS.
elan_einlhander (0:42:45): I was like I don't feel like rooting.
elan_einlhander (0:42:51): Ext is like well I need to buy some roots.
elan_einlhander (0:42:57): I was like hey I'll go root if you'll buy them.
elan_einlhander (0:43:04): Calemos and Alyce are like OMG YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:42): Calemos, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:44:50): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:45:01): he's just mad at me because I told him not to call me a fucker.
elan_einlhander (0:46:52): He said "fuckers say something, it's too quiet."
elan_einlhander (0:47:05): I said not to call me that, and he's like don't get so defensive, I meant them.
elan_einlhander (0:47:12): But, you know, when your pluralize things..
elan_einlhander (0:47:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:42): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:50:39): Oh hecks yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:50:46): Goatleaf bucking heads with an Immortal and doing nicely.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:02): Good job, Goatleaf.
elan_einlhander (0:51:10): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:14): Get crunk.
elan_einlhander (0:51:35): ...Nope, that's a step too far.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:41): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:42): I
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:44): WANNA ROCK AND ROLL
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:46): ALL NIGHT!!!
elan_einlhander (0:51:49): Good recovery.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:51): AND PARTY EVERY DAY!
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:27): I forgot how much Ramen can save my butt.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:27): I have news.
elan_einlhander (0:53:29): Oh?>
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:38): Last night I stayed up all night watching music videos.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:43): And "Breaking the Habit" came on.
elan_einlhander (0:53:48): That is good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:52): ...And Linkin Park is just a superior band.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:54): That's all there is to it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:59): ...Good to know.
elan_einlhander (0:54:15): They can't be that bad if Doug listens to them.
elan_einlhander (0:54:19): Since Doug is an extreme hater.
elan_einlhander (0:54:24): Especially with the music industry.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:29): But, then again, Doug LOVES Toxic.
elan_einlhander (0:54:36): Oh yes.
elan_einlhander (0:54:46): And.... *can't think of a single vulgar rap song*
elan_einlhander (0:54:49): *odd*
elan_einlhander (0:55:02): I don't even know the name of.. It's getting hot in here... thing
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:04): Lol. ~doesn't know why that made him think of Chop Suey!~
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:16): It's Getting Hot in Herre, by Nelly?
elan_einlhander (0:55:28): Oh, of course that would be the name, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:29): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:47): ~goes to look for a Chop Suey! mp3 to listen to tonight~
elan_einlhander (0:55:48): That song had everyone going, EVERYONE
elan_einlhander (0:55:55): I remember that was the week or two that Sarah was here.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:58): Kim's whore daughter.
elan_einlhander (0:56:02): And she played it CONSTANTLY>
elan_einlhander (0:56:04): Day and night.
elan_einlhander (0:56:12): And my eye was throbbing, ready to kill this whore.
elan_einlhander (0:56:20): 'Course now she's pregnant, and I can laugh.
elan_einlhander (0:56:29): Way to get pregnent, and join the ever growing ranks of pregnant teens.
elan_einlhander (0:56:44): 'Cause condoms, birth condrol, and the other numerous forms of sexual protection just weren't cool enough for you.
elan_einlhander (0:56:48): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:36): I'm gonna restart.
elan_einlhander (0:57:49): All right.
elan_einlhander (0:57:53): *times you*
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:56): ~groans because there's something wrong with his speakers~
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:10): ~knows it was AIM's fault, too... wtf did it do~
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:23): I'm gonna restart again.
elan_einlhander (1:09:27): ...bleeP?
elan_einlhander (1:17:41): The question is, would David still buy his AIM buddy t-shirt.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:03): I think not. ~sighs because he has no sound~
elan_einlhander (1:18:09): Poor feller.
elan_einlhander (1:18:13): *sniff*
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:27): I restarted twice and System Restored.
elan_einlhander (1:18:46): Mayhaps your hardware got... I dare say "nerfed"
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:56): Nerfed. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:24): ~wishes he could listen to Chop Suey...~
elan_einlhander (1:19:57): *wishes he could eat some chop suey...*
elan_einlhander (1:22:08): Doug plays way too many video games.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): He sees everything in every game coming, from like a mile away.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:38): This game, we're taking this girl, who is the "Chosen of Mana" to regenerate the world.
elan_einlhander (1:22:52): And I'm like "It's gonna turn out she has to die or go away forever"
elan_einlhander (1:23:06): And the Hero will be sad and not allow that to happen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:20): Lol. Ala FFX.
elan_einlhander (1:23:49): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (1:23:54): It all follows a trend.
elan_einlhander (1:23:58): FFX made me sad though.
elan_einlhander (1:23:59): The ending.
elan_einlhander (1:24:00): *sniff*
elan_einlhander (1:24:08): Tidus just... fading away.
elan_einlhander (1:27:54): The Hero in this game.
elan_einlhander (1:27:55): His voice.
elan_einlhander (1:27:57): Is Robin's
elan_einlhander (1:27:58): ...
elan_einlhander (1:28:02): I'm sure of it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:06): lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:14): ~gets his sound working again, and actually learned a lot about his speakers~ ...Yay!
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:36): Damn, Chop Suey! is a good song.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:54): People who are prejudiced against heavy metal need to die.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:47): People who are prejudiced against me need to die.
elan_einlhander (1:33:48): Line up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:54): ~nods and takes a number~ :D
elan_einlhander (1:34:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:34:10): That made me chuckle.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:16): Hence the ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:26): Lol = funny enough for mild recognition
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:33): ROFL = maybe you chuckled IRL
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:39): LASNDASDASD = laughing IRL.
elan_einlhander (1:34:56): True.
elan_einlhander (1:35:13): Or there's ROFLMFAO
elan_einlhander (1:35:21): Which Doug has yet to use.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:24): ~never uses that crap~
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:34): Or lmao for that matter.
elan_einlhander (1:35:48): I fail to see how laughing my ass off merits more humour than rolling on the floor laughing
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:55): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:36:02): And it's just vulgar.
elan_einlhander (1:36:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:07): So shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (1:36:28): It should be required by law to start talking twice as fast when you go into shut the fuck up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:28): Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:40): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:51): Say it faster than the rest of your sentance.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:57): ... Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:37:03): sentence*
elan_einlhander (1:37:05): ..
elan_einlhander (1:37:08): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:37:52): Wow, slow download.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:59): ...Yeah, wtf. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:38:21): So much for our high-speed internet, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:33): Lemme try resending.
elan_einlhander (1:38:34): Though we were hot stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:38:35): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:51): Because that was just RIDICULOUS. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:11): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:23): ...
elan_einlhander (1:39:29): Dubya tee ef?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:43): ~downloaded it in, like, two seconds~ ~_~
elan_einlhander (1:39:50): >_>
elan_einlhander (1:40:00): *downloading too much porn at once, apparently(*
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:17): ~chuckles at his two, novelty, extremely short mp3s~
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:02): Damn, that's sending slow... lol. It's a 7 second MP3.
elan_einlhander (1:42:08): Something must be wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:24): ~also has a download wav of a guy saying "Penis" from some dictionary site~ :D
elan_einlhander (1:42:31): ...
elan_einlhander (1:42:33): Wow
elan_einlhander (1:42:36): that's real special.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:57): I wanted to make it into my AIM buddy icon... but apprently now you have to pay to use sounds as your buddy icon.
elan_einlhander (1:43:33): ....WHAT
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:39): ...?
elan_einlhander (1:43:49): You have to pay just for sounds?
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:55): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:03): AIM is really pushing my buttons.
elan_einlhander (1:44:07): I dare say making me testy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:35): Meanwhile, Yahoo! is completely free in every way.
elan_einlhander (1:44:38): How does that work out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:40): AWESOME. They added a new home-page template to Homestar Runner!
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:44): http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:48): Virus template! Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:41): *doesn't know what to click on*
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:18): ~looks at the download~
elan_einlhander (1:48:41): *closed them*
elan_einlhander (1:49:21): Ugh
elan_einlhander (1:49:25): OJ made me sick again.
elan_einlhander (1:49:32): A hefty price I pay for deliciosity.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:54): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:51:06): Doug found the item 'white silver'
elan_einlhander (1:51:15): Has to pause and think about it.
elan_einlhander (1:51:24): Silver is a colour in Doug's world.
elan_einlhander (1:51:28): Not a material.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:33): Ralf (01:51 AM) : Hi there! where you disappeared?! Ralf (01:52 AM) : yes, I haven't been here for long, too - was busy working on Adverinc David (01:52 AM) : Die!!! 
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:41): ICQ, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:44): Adverinc?!?! DO TELL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:50): Exactly, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:17): ~looks at rose.PNG...~
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:39): ~just had to go and draw that, didn't he?~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:54): I was like, "STRAIGHT LINES? :DD"
elan_einlhander (1:55:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:55:06): OR ARE THEY
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:12): "What sort of wonderous things can I draw with STRAIGHT LINES?!"
elan_einlhander (1:55:38): Why whatever your heart desires.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:59): Doug, constantly screaming at his game screen "HOW YAH LIKE ME NOW?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:57): ...?
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:04): Can you see these messages?
elan_einlhander (2:06:41): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:48): Whoa... Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:07:09): You know you like this variation of the word doughnut
elan_einlhander (2:07:13): [GUIDE] Sthyl says 'don't look a gift donought in the mouth' 
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:54): My computer just had a nervous breakdown. It just suddenly...stopped loading. Everything. And it looked like it was trying to load, but it just wasn't... and when I hovered over text, my cursor would change, but I couldn't highlight anything... and I couldn't type anything in this box.
elan_einlhander (2:08:11): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:28): And the finally, the cursor in this box started blinking and now I guess I can communicate... but everything else still CLAIMS to be loading, but my computer is making no sound...
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:36): Hey, I can type again.
elan_einlhander (2:11:56): Huzzah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:52): ~refuses to turn off his computer... it can recover!~
elan_einlhander (2:15:08): *plays Fly*
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:00:07): You tell Alyce 'I have an intricate past you can not possibly comprehend, and I will not share it at this time.'
elan_einlhander (3:00:13): Elan, shutting people up.
elan_einlhander (3:00:53): And David, being disconnected.
elan_einlhander (3:27:08): I feel way, way better about myself.
elan_einlhander (3:27:50): And it's a shame David isn't here to hear it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:57): Well if it isn't senor Einlhanderez.
elan_einlhander (15:39:09): The one and only.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:48): Just like "Einlhander," my name, too, can be immediately converted to sound like Spanish just by adding an "ez."
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:52): David Hernandezez.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:55): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (15:40:03): Of course.
elan_einlhander (15:41:03): Reanna prays 'can some immortal come find out who is magic locking the castle do ors in temp preventing people from questing?'
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:23): ~whistles~
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:34): If VT had magic lock.
elan_einlhander (15:41:37): He'd do that.
elan_einlhander (15:41:38): Constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:40): I remember when I used to do that as Dahkuri. It was difficult to stay in character.
elan_einlhander (15:41:46): Yeah
elan_einlhander (15:41:47): bar
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:57): I did some VT-ish things as Dahkuri, but no Dahkuri-ish things as VT... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:11): Such as, when Dahkuri turned in a chocolate truffle and sent people tells to eat him.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:42:15): VT is simply more fun
elan_einlhander (15:42:15): Rofl
elan_einlhander (15:42:18): I remember that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:30): A chocolate truffle tells you, "...eeeaaat meee..."
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:42:54): 13 people have been frozen for multiclassing into witches.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:42): ...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (15:43:55): The witch class hasn't quite been implemented yet, not until next reboot.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:55): Why?
elan_einlhander (15:43:57): But there's a bug
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:00): ...Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:02): People can multiclass into them.
elan_einlhander (15:44:07): Even though they're not listed.
elan_einlhander (15:44:12): The first person was a total accident.
elan_einlhander (15:44:17): They typed 'class newclass wi'
elan_einlhander (15:44:20): Wi for wizard
elan_einlhander (15:44:26): But alphabetically witch would come first.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:28): What a lazy asshole.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:29): So it took it was witch
elan_einlhander (15:44:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:32): So Vass froze her.
elan_einlhander (15:44:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:37): How do you not type out the whole name of your new class.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:41): It's an IMPORTANT thing.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:47): And then other people, the people who intentionally break rules, started making alts to do it.
elan_einlhander (15:44:51): And he froze them all.
elan_einlhander (15:44:55): mad freezing rampage, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:57): Lol. Vass has no mercy.
elan_einlhander (15:45:02): No he doesn't.
elan_einlhander (15:45:08): He has no sense of humour either on guide talk.
elan_einlhander (15:45:19): People are like, kidding around about how to deal with players.
elan_einlhander (15:45:24): And he goes "I'm not joking"
elan_einlhander (15:45:26): And some person will go
elan_einlhander (15:45:33): Oh lighten up, she know you're not
elan_einlhander (15:45:39): And he turns to that person and goes I'M NOT JOKING.
elan_einlhander (15:45:44): He kinda needs to chill.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:40): Maybe you should kill him, eat his heart, and gain his sweet, sweet immortality.
elan_einlhander (15:47:07): A good idea, if only he'd go invis for two seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:17): Oh, I asked Celestia for a hug on guide talk.
elan_einlhander (15:47:23): Did I tell you about that?
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:29): Rofl. Nope.
elan_einlhander (15:47:55): Well, she came on to fix some home problems, and asked if we needed anything else.
elan_einlhander (15:48:02): I go "Well, I could use a hug..."
elan_einlhander (15:48:12): A rift in time ripped open in front of me, she stepped through, hugged me, and left.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:19): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:23): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (15:48:26): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:31): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:36): For I am a believer in good times.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:48:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:50): Being as, for simplicities sake, it's common-place to name your variables after the type of variable you're using, Java can be pretty redundant to read... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:59): Integer myInteger = new Integer();
elan_einlhander (15:51:21): Understandbly so.
elan_einlhander (15:51:34): Meanwhile, my foot up your ass isn't redundant at all.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:52): Well, it sorta is, since everyone else's feet are up their already.
elan_einlhander (15:52:16): But you see I wear big black steel-toed boots.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:35): ~wishes he was John...~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:39): ~...so he would have a big~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:40): ~fat~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:42): ~cushy~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:45): ~blow-absorbing ass~
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:52:48): ....Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:13:36): David is idle yet again.
elan_einlhander (21:05:25): Hello there?
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:31): Oh, hey. What's up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:48): You seem to keep idling out.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:06): Yeah... I keep passing out.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:14): "DAVID. SLEEP."
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:33): Lol, your picture scared Koree too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:22): My cat? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:50): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:11:05): DUDE
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:10): ?
elan_einlhander (22:11:20): I so TOTALLY FORGOT I bought granola bars.
elan_einlhander (22:11:21): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:33): I open up my cupboard looking for Ramen.
elan_einlhander (22:11:41): BAM a box of granola bars is staring me in the face.
elan_einlhander (22:11:44): IN THE FACE DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:58): Are they delicious, Doug?
elan_einlhander (22:12:03): He was like "Yo, I'm granola, and I am delicious"
elan_einlhander (22:12:04): YES
elan_einlhander (22:12:04): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:25): Granola could single-handedly replace the entire stock of candy bars on the earth.
elan_einlhander (22:12:37): Salvation through granola.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:58): Doug, I think you're in a state of granola-induced dementia.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:08): I think I am correct.
elan_einlhander (22:13:45): How is granola SO GOOD.
elan_einlhander (22:13:47): Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (22:13:58): I'm about to make a meal out of them if I'm not careful.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:54): [CLAN] Extemper: 'i dont like granola bars no more :(' 
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:00): ...What?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:10): Lol. Did she have a bad experience with them or something?
elan_einlhander (22:15:18): Says they're messy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:28): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:32): ~shrugs~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:53): Messy food is usually worth it.
elan_einlhander (22:15:59): Sloppy Joes, Triscuits, GRANOLA.
elan_einlhander (22:16:03): Nachos.
elan_einlhander (22:16:08): Well, not so much nachos.
elan_einlhander (22:16:14): Kinda make me queasy.
elan_einlhander (22:16:42): No Doug, you don't need a third one.
elan_einlhander (22:16:45): *breathing hard*
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:15): Just gotta keep myself sane until my ramen finishes.
elan_einlhander (22:17:26): Must think about something else.
elan_einlhander (22:18:54): Wait
elan_einlhander (22:18:59): When someone blocks you on AIM.
elan_einlhander (22:19:04): Do you no longer see them come online?
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:13): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (22:19:19): Well let's find out.
elan_einlhander (22:19:26): Block me on AIM.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:38): Already have. J/k
elan_einlhander (22:19:41): ..Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:43): JAY KAY
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:55): Yeah, it signs you off for ME anyway.
elan_einlhander (22:20:08): No, you idiot
elan_einlhander (22:20:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:20:15): Wait
elan_einlhander (22:20:20): Did you put me on block before you logged off?
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:26): I didn't log off.
elan_einlhander (22:20:29): Yes you did
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:31): Hence, I am invisible to you.
elan_einlhander (22:20:35): Ohhhh
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:35): I thought that's what we're testing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:45): Wow, I am being blocked then it would seem.
elan_einlhander (22:20:48): Okie dokie.
elan_einlhander (22:21:43): The ultimate insult I dare say.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:50): By who?
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:57): ~will SPAM them for you~ :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:58): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:22:01): Eriana.
elan_einlhander (22:22:09): She keeps logging on MM, and not on AIM.
elan_einlhander (22:22:14): So I'm like that's peculiar.
elan_einlhander (22:22:22): But now I assume I'm being blocked then.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:37): Oh, well, it isn't good to assume either way. Maybe she's avoiding people on AIM.
elan_einlhander (22:23:11): Well she logged off MM, but put her on your buddy list and we'll find out
elan_einlhander (22:23:14): If you don't mind.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:24): I don't mind. What's her SN?
elan_einlhander (22:23:42): Violetmoonfairy
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:24): Offline, at least now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:33): But tell me when she logs onto MM again.
elan_einlhander (22:24:37): ALl riht
elan_einlhander (22:24:38): ...
elan_einlhander (22:24:39): All right*
elan_einlhander (22:28:42): David, forgive me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:52): ?
elan_einlhander (22:29:05): I have given in to.... temptation.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:15): And eaten a third granola bar?
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:22): ...yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:27): Man, I'm good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:36): You shoulda said "You went on a drinking binge and had a threesome with your ex-girlfriend and Kim's daughter?"
elan_einlhander (22:30:41): *nod self, comic genius*
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:36): Doug is discovered, three days later, dead on his living room floor, covered with crumbs and granola bar wrappers.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:47): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:42): Wow... People are nuts, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): What happened?
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:56): When I use fillPolygon with the following points I get two inverted triangles instead of a rectangle. Why? int xPoints[] = {71, 78, 71, 78}; int yPoints[] = {147, 147, 130, 130}; g.fillPolygon(xPoints, ypoints, xPoints.length); Developer Felix Pahl supplied the answer in limerick form: o A developer (for details bored her) didn't follow the polygon's border so instead of right angles she got two triangles 'cause the endpoints were in the wrong order! 
elan_einlhander (22:49:31): ...What the hell?
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:41): Way to answer a Java question with a poem, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:05): Lol, seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:50:08): How... creative.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:25): ~just read a song, and this is the last verse... you can guess the rest of the song~
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:34): On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true-love said to me: File I/O's horrific, Docs are not specific, Time-zone's in Pacific, Dialogs-a-hanging, Threads they are a-blocking, J++ don't mind it, Netscape will not run it, Null - Pointer - Exception! Layout is not laying, Pixels are not grabbing, Image isn't drawing; You Should Read The-e F-A-Q! 
elan_einlhander (22:56:47): ...lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:19): I can not help but laugh at people trying to use the Materia Magica role-playing boards for actual role-playing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:32): Yeah, it's sad that it's funny... but it is.
elan_einlhander (22:58:39): Lol, so sad.
elan_einlhander (22:58:55): I should post a reply consisting entirely of www.chatalot.com to each post.
elan_einlhander (22:59:01): They're better off there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:48): Vass would probably shoot you though, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:00:03): And Elan was never seen again...
elan_einlhander (23:01:03): You missed me pimping out Alyce last night.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:46): Yeah, I got your messages this morning, lol
elan_einlhander (23:01:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:01:54): Well played.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:05): I was like, "...Where am I... Why is my computer on..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:35): But yeah, she ended up quoting me in clan log of something she found "moving"
elan_einlhander (23:02:45): Said they were words to live by.
elan_einlhander (23:02:46): So booyah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:10): Lol. Netscape is all programmers' worst enemy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:37): Why is it that we have to make our programs Netscape compatible because "so many people use it," and yet, seemingly, no programmers use it. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:38): Why/s that
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:59): Because the code, in some cases, for programs on IE and for NS is different.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:08): So we have to write our programs twice to make it work on both browsers.
elan_einlhander (23:05:17): How gay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:25): Yeah, lol. I never do, though... lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:38): Because David doesn't care about Netscapers.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:08): If I was doing it for money, I'd probably have to to keep my job. As things stand, though, I'm free-lance... so I just usually tag "Best Viewed on Internet Explorer 6."
elan_einlhander (23:06:37): "Best"
elan_einlhander (23:06:41): In other words.
elan_einlhander (23:06:56): Use Internet Explorer you !@#$@!# retard.
elan_einlhander (23:11:58): I should get an eye-patch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:10): ~pictures Doug with an eye-patch~
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:13): ...Yes, you should.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:31): the lights went out n the bathroom again.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:24): Awesome. What is more fun than peeing in the dark?
elan_einlhander (23:15:31): Showering in the dark.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:46): Rofl. Yeah, that's why I can't stand having the light out in my bathroom.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:54): It isn't the peeing... It's the showering.
elan_einlhander (23:16:12): I can pee just fine.
elan_einlhander (23:16:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:20): Long as I sit down or lean my knees into the toilet.
elan_einlhander (23:16:32): And then find out I peed all over the wall.
elan_einlhander (23:16:34): lol
elan_einlhander (23:16:40): LOL, LIKE WITH THE ZERG.
elan_einlhander (23:16:47): "The hive cluster is under attack!"
elan_einlhander (23:17:02): "W-woah!" *spins around, pees everywhere, and stumbles out of the bathroom*
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:01): Pees EVERYWHERE.
elan_einlhander (23:20:10): Lol, that was too funny.
elan_einlhander (23:20:17): Grossly, disgustingly funny.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:26): VioletMoonFairy just logged on.
elan_einlhander (23:22:49): Well I'll be damned, I am blocked.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:03): Okay, hang on.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:11): SPAM
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:12): Okay, hang on.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:13): Okay, hang on.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:18): oH... Wrong window.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): j/k
elan_einlhander (23:23:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:23:37): You should pull a VT on her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:29): Does she know who VT is? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:25:03): Nope.
elan_einlhander (23:25:23): I don't think so anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:04): Vencabot Teppoo: what are you going? where are you coming?
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:39): VioletMoonFairy: uh
elan_einlhander (23:27:04): Genius response.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:14): Vencabot Teppoo: you should have a location, so where are you placed?
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:24): VioletMoonFairy: my bedroom
elan_einlhander (23:27:52): Shizam.
elan_einlhander (23:27:54): Shizz*
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:20): VioletMoonFairy: among other places VioletMoonFairy: yourself? Vencabot Teppoo: don't be split like like the splitted, else be splatted. now who's asking the questions?
elan_einlhander (23:28:46): Wow David.
elan_einlhander (23:28:47): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:53): Vencabot Teppoo: or maybe the splitted are the splat
elan_einlhander (23:29:09): OHHH
elan_einlhander (23:29:10): Snap.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:14): Vencabot Teppoo: i'm no good with grammer
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:30): VioletMoonFairy: well, technically you're asking questions, but if I don't answer, then you're really just talking to yourself, aren't you? Vencabot Teppoo: if i ask questions but you don't answer, but i don't answer, then i'm talking to youself.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:03): Vencabot Teppoo: its all written out anyway, before-hand
elan_einlhander (23:31:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:31): VioletMoonFairy: fine then - how did you get my screen name? VioletMoonFairy: you're no fun Vencabot Teppoo: please quit talking to myself with your unanswered query, now whos asking the questions? if you dont answer, i dont no
elan_einlhander (23:32:51): David what ARE you trying to accomplish.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:24): ...I don't know. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:35): Well straighten UP.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:57): VioletMoonFairy: the question is if you're who I want you to be Vencabot Teppoo: i won't repeat myself once; if you dont answer, i dont no Vencabot Teppoo: please straighten up this time
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:30): Vencabot Teppoo: else be splitted, splatter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:01): VioletMoonFairy: you know, the killers' album is really quite good Vencabot Teppoo: you didnt solve your riddle. if you dont no, i dont no, and if i dont no, you wonder. i dont like albums irregardful
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:05): ~proud of himself~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:37:25): The killers album?
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:34): The Killers is a new band.
elan_einlhander (23:37:46): Were you quoting them or something?
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:05): I liked their first single a lot, but I didn't quote it. I think she was just trying to change the subject.
elan_einlhander (23:38:21): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:38:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:24): Or, rather, actually give the conversation a subject.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:42): "irregardful." Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:52): VioletMoonFairy: you're like a bot with moments of lucidity Vencabot Teppoo: only for i dont appreciate sequencialism. i am not a bot, i promise... bots are most sequencial.
elan_einlhander (23:40:15): Touche.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:46): Vencabot Teppoo: the only difference is that i digress digest and cannot count as hi
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:03): Vencabot Teppoo: but i can count smaller numericals, i see
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:35): ~just taps into his inner retard~
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:01): Inner retard/rapper.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:12): Yeah, lol. Retarded rapper.
elan_einlhander (23:43:15): http://www.materiamagica.com/reference/classes/witch.php
elan_einlhander (23:43:22): The new class.
elan_einlhander (23:43:27): Way to go idle.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:08): I hope someone has made a joke on the boards about the salem witch trials by now...
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:14): Because that's a priceless analogy. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:53): Vencabot Teppoo: its breaking my back just to know your screen name. why do i bother
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:03): -Quoting a song from The Killers, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:16): Witches get wand.
elan_einlhander (23:46:19): Which is an Archon weapon.
elan_einlhander (23:46:26): It's the strongest one-handed weapon I can use.
elan_einlhander (23:46:31): And now some new class gets it.
elan_einlhander (23:46:36): That's seriously gay.
elan_einlhander (23:48:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:48:31): Family Guy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:36): VioletMoonFairy: ... Vencabot Teppoo: @@@ Vencabot Teppoo: commercial at is better than elipses VioletMoonFairy: so tell me, how is your halfling? Vencabot Teppoo: he is quite well thank you. how is your [insert pet species here]? now who is asking the answers, touche
elan_einlhander (23:49:57): ...Wow.
elan_einlhander (23:49:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:41): Of course, David and Doug can't be very incognito on messengers.
elan_einlhander (23:51:47): Since our screen names are our common aliases.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:17): Vencabot Teppoo: error loading VioletMoonFairy.petName Vencabot Teppoo: Fatal error: restart VioletMoonFairy: :oP Vencabot Teppoo: just kidding, touche VioletMoonFairy: half-elf Vencabot Teppoo: i knew that VioletMoonFairy: but you knew that already, I'm sure VioletMoonFairy: so um, hi? why'd you IM me? just bored? Vencabot Teppoo: i answered that query before but not to you. please wait your turn, please mam
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:37): Vencabot Teppoo: have some patties, for virtues sake
elan_einlhander (23:52:43): patties?
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:54): Yes, patties.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:04): The retarded version of "patience." Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:08): I see.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:28): Vencabot Teppoo: idle in 8 Vencabot Teppoo: idle in 7 Vencabot Teppoo: idle in 6 Vencabot Teppoo: abort idle Vencabot Teppoo: display PleasedVerticon + ConfusedVeritcon: ^_^O.o VioletMoonFairy: how old are you?
elan_einlhander (23:55:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:55:45): She just takes it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:02): Vencabot Teppoo: my age displays in binary digits. you should become familiar with this notationtion immediatelyly Vencabot Teppoo: display this.age: 00010001
elan_einlhander (23:57:33): notationtion.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:51): immediatelyly
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:56): ~is so good at what he does~
elan_einlhander (23:58:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:06): It's an interesting talent.

12-7-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:09): Vencabot Teppoo: for extra credit, convert this byte to decimal Vencabot Teppoo: for credit consolidation, convert this byte to hexadecimal
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:10): Vencabot Teppoo: please mam, throw patties to the wind. time is a subclass of essence.
elan_einlhander (0:02:11): Poor programmer buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:32): ~is playing the role of a retarded rapping programmer~
elan_einlhander (0:02:56): A role-player to the end.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:11): ~has played as everything now~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:05:06): Rofl, I love Doctor Orpheus.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:27): Vencabot Teppoo: no input received; initialize( exit.Exit() ); Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown in 8 Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown in 7 Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown error VioletMoonFairy: look Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown in 2 Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown in 1 VioletMoonFairy: I'm attempting to blog Vencabot Teppoo: shutdown complete
elan_einlhander (0:05:39): Oh shit.
elan_einlhander (0:05:46): Way to interrupt her bloggage.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:39): VioletMoonFairy: :oP Vencabot Teppoo: reboot with "vencabotTeppoo.initialize( init.Reboot() );"
elan_einlhander (0:07:15): *hates that FACE*
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:25): Because of its nose? Heehee.
elan_einlhander (0:07:37): Yes.
elan_einlhander (0:07:40): Hideous.
elan_einlhander (0:09:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:10:21): I'm trying to convince Vassago to start talking to mortals in all caps.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:27): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:10:34): I'd die for that.
elan_einlhander (0:10:47): An ominously powerful voice tells you 'WHAT IS IT?'
elan_einlhander (0:10:58): That'd be, I dare say, crunk.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:04): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (0:12:22): I need to remember to sew tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (0:15:14): Granola bar number five.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:30): Dammit, man, have some self control. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:45): But... so good...
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:55): NO! Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:16:02): They're still five left.
elan_einlhander (0:17:00): Thanks Dave-O.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:16): ~is the best SPAMMER in the world~
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:19): :D
elan_einlhander (0:21:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:46): Brock Samson, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:23:28): Chained to the top of a flaming car.
elan_einlhander (0:23:34): Flying through a window.
elan_einlhander (1:23:24): Fag./
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:31): ?
elan_einlhander (1:23:41): *point*
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:02): ~looking at funny pictures, most of which aren't that funny~
elan_einlhander (1:24:17): ....Dumb-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:37): http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0004-jpg.html
elan_einlhander (1:25:24): ..
elan_einlhander (1:25:25): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:34): ~laughs at anything with hedgehogs in it as it is~
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:53): Rofl. Doug needs one of these:
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:01): http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/eating-jpg.html
elan_einlhander (1:26:19): David
elan_einlhander (1:26:20): No
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:28): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:29): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:32): ~really laughed at this one, and it isn't even funny... but it is~
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:39): http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/a_smile_foryou-jpg.html
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:46): ~is gonna forward that to an ass-load of people~
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:17): The monkeys cracked me up, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:54): They're creepy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:05): I know, which is why they cracked me up, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:22): Doug, buying a box of triscuits at work.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:31): Triscuits are evil, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:35): Guy going "Oh I love those, get some french onion dip and you're set!"
elan_einlhander (1:41:37): And I hit him.
elan_einlhander (1:41:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:40): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:41:40): Simple as that.
elan_einlhander (1:41:51): You eat triscuits by themselves.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:59): Not with dip.
elan_einlhander (1:42:12): Exactlyly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:35): And those cheese triscuits are gross to me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:46): Never had 'em myself.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:40): Oh my gosh, that was hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:46): http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:50): ~watches it again~
elan_einlhander (1:46:57): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:18): What great.. drawing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:37): The lyrics are hilarious... drawings are mediocre, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:52): The part that really got me was when he said about the chopsticks, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:01): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:50:05): Questioning the fork.
elan_einlhander (1:50:44): 6...
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:07): Doug's trying to reach seven, to see if he'll turn into Super Doug or something.
elan_einlhander (1:51:15): *crosses his fingers*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:16): ~knows you can't stand link-spammage... but one more~
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:18): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=whatsaho.wmv
elan_einlhander (1:54:57): Dunno what's funnier, the first answer or the second one.
elan_einlhander (1:55:09): For I am now curious how rake is an immoral pleasure-seeker.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:19): What's funny is you know the writers got a good laugh on that one.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:55:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:59:32): [8] guides heard you say, 'Guides who beat together, teach together.' 
elan_einlhander (1:59:42): Every single person took that the perveted way.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:42): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:45): ~did~
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:58): As in, beat someone to death.
elan_einlhander (2:00:01): Not jack-off.
elan_einlhander (2:00:01): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:03:11): Elan = total suck-up to Immortals.
elan_einlhander (2:03:11): But
elan_einlhander (2:03:22): He does it in such a... awesome way that no one can tell, and he comes out on top.
elan_einlhander (2:03:31): Romantic/Loyal/Heroic.
elan_einlhander (2:03:35): = awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:30): I found out I am apparently exempt from the who timer now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:43): Cool.
elan_einlhander (2:31:39): Oh the pain of so many games.
elan_einlhander (2:31:52): Selling every little thing you own to try and scrounge together the funds for a weapon.
elan_einlhander (20:08:56): I am way too nice for my own good.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:03): Why's that?
elan_einlhander (20:10:09): Well
elan_einlhander (20:10:18): Travis Berry showed up at Meijer today, and we chatted for a bit.
elan_einlhander (20:10:24): Old friend of mine,
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:31): ~remembers Travis~
elan_einlhander (20:10:56): And come to find out he was kicked out/left his father's home, and was sorta bouncing around to wherever he could stay.
elan_einlhander (20:11:30): So I was like you can come stay with me if the need comes, I have plenty of room, and he gets all excited and thanking me.
elan_einlhander (20:11:35): And it just occured to me
elan_einlhander (20:11:41): that I could not support him financially.
elan_einlhander (20:11:50): His job isn't steady, they don't really give him hours.
elan_einlhander (20:11:56): I can barely feed MYSELF half the time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:20): Well, something's gotta give.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:37): You didn't SAY that you'd support him financially. If worse comes to worse, he can always move on.
elan_einlhander (20:12:52): Naw, I can figure something yet.
elan_einlhander (20:12:58): I have yet to NOT figure something out for a problem.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:14): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:16:22): I'm trying to get him a job at Meijer actually.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:37): Would he want it?
elan_einlhander (20:17:00): No but if he's on his own he'll need the money.
elan_einlhander (20:17:05): I don't mean as a bagger.
elan_einlhander (20:17:06): he's 18.
elan_einlhander (20:17:13): And we're hiring 2nd shift cashiers.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:25): Ah.
elan_einlhander (20:18:35): I apparently blushed today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:47): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:19:10): And I almost broke the car stereo.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:49): Cool.
elan_einlhander (20:19:56): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:23): What's got you so quiet?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:33): Programming, as usual.
elan_einlhander (20:39:41): Oh.
elan_einlhander (20:39:45): The drawing program?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:52): Nope, a text-based RPG.
elan_einlhander (20:40:12): Ah.
elan_einlhander (20:43:08): I complete the first floor of the Domain of Arbaces today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:21): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:29): Do you have to do it all at once?
elan_einlhander (20:43:55): Naw, you get an artifact for each floor you finish, and that's like proof you finished the floor. So if you leave or die, when you come back you get to start on the floor you left off on.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:03): Ah, I see. Cool.

12-8-04


vencabot_teppoo (15:48:46): "By default, the task execution thread does not run as a daemon thread, so it is capable of keeping an application from terminating."
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:49): David: "...'Daemon thread'?"
elan_einlhander (15:49:08): That's what the thing says, David.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:20): ~wants to program demonic Java files!~ ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:49:29): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:11): "Timer(boolean isDaemon) Creates a new timer whose associated thread may be specified to run as a daemon."
elan_einlhander (15:50:31): *draws a dark star on the floor*
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:22): ...Wow
elan_einlhander (15:55:27): If I walk around with my newest party member
elan_einlhander (15:55:39): Random beautiful women give me items and money.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:43): ...
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:47): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:54): He's a womanizer.
elan_einlhander (15:55:58): So chicks give me stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:07): ...Cool, I guess.
elan_einlhander (15:56:13): "Hey beautiful" recienved 300 gald.
elan_einlhander (15:56:15): ...Sweet?
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:56:29): Too bad he looks like a total flamer, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:56:34): Pink outfit and long, red hair.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:04): ~notes that one of VT's incarnations was a wicked flamer~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:57:12): "One of"
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:23): Because VT just never dies.
elan_einlhander (15:57:36): And is a behind the scenes homosexual.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:37): ~looks at the back of his hand, which he marked with the "VT" symbol~
elan_einlhander (15:57:42): ....
elan_einlhander (15:57:44): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:56): ~with white-out, yesterday, and it's still there~ lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:12): Cameron had one of those white-out markers... I couldn't resist.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:17): Those things are 1337.
elan_einlhander (15:58:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:53): I'm used to white out DABBERS.
elan_einlhander (15:58:59): Same.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:01): But in the year 2004, we have white out MARKERS.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:14): And I was like, "...How can anyone resist the urge to just draw with these things?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:20): It's like a marker that spits out paint.
elan_einlhander (16:00:35): Dealt with a total spaz on MM today.
elan_einlhander (16:00:46): He'd end every sentance with three question marks or three exclamation marks.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:00:54): Which, to me, says "I AM A TOTAL SPAZ"
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:01): You mean:
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:12): "I AM A TOTAL SPAZ!!!11ONE1"
elan_einlhander (16:01:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:01:31): *eats a handful of croutons*
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:45): ~ate an entire packet of liquid carmel today~
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:55): ~liquid meaning... soft~
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:19): It came with my lunch. I squeezed some out to dip my carrots into, and then I was like, "Holy crap, this stuff is good."
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:29): I expected it to be cheap because it came with the school lunch... lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:05): And it came in a long tube, so then I just ate it like Go-gurt. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:19): And the ingredients were, and I quote:
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:43): Corn syrup, fructose, glucose, butter, and salt.
elan_einlhander (16:03:56): ...And?
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:09): ...And artificial flavours. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:44): Cameron said that they should just replace the ingredients with, "If you care about nutrition enough to check the ingredients, this isn't something you're gonna wanna ingest."
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:04:58): Very true.
elan_einlhander (16:05:07): You guys should come over to my house for lunch!
elan_einlhander (16:05:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:12): ...
elan_einlhander (16:05:18): *just too lazy to go to school, actually*(
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:55): I microwaved my refried beans today.
elan_einlhander (16:12:02): Instead of eating them cold out of the fridge.
elan_einlhander (16:12:03): And damn.,
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:09): It worked?
elan_einlhander (16:12:17): It was wonderful.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:20): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:12:22): Cold beans suck to scoop.
elan_einlhander (16:12:28): Chips breaking everywhere.
elan_einlhander (16:12:31): Heating it up softened it nicely.
elan_einlhander (16:13:41): *hates people that spell 'hon' as 'hun' and then go even further to say 'hunny'*
elan_einlhander (16:13:53): Doug kill.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:59): ~hates people that say "hon" in general~
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:02): ~especially Doug~
elan_einlhander (16:14:09): ...man fuck you.
elan_einlhander (16:14:10): lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:14:19): *calls most girls hon or dear or love*
elan_einlhander (16:14:28): How do I even get away with it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:14:40): Especially to Gina, who's Mexican.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:52): What a name for a Mexican.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:54): "Gina."
elan_einlhander (16:14:58): Who'd a guessed.
elan_einlhander (16:15:01): I had to explain it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:03): Gina the Beena.
elan_einlhander (16:15:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:15:14): No no
elan_einlhander (16:15:18): You should say from somewhere too.
elan_einlhander (16:15:24): *doesn't know Mexican cities well enough*
elan_einlhander (16:15:30): SURELY one of them rhymes with beena.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:47): Gine the Beena from Argentina? ~that's Latin america... lol~
elan_einlhander (16:15:54): Close enough, lol
elan_einlhander (16:19:24): This new party member is making me rich.
elan_einlhander (16:19:25): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:33): Kewl. :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:41): No, lemme rephrase:
elan_einlhander (16:19:42): No
elan_einlhander (16:19:43): God o
elan_einlhander (16:19:44): no
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:45): kewl:D
elan_einlhander (16:20:03): David FOOLISHLY capitalized the k in his kewl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:12): And put a period after it... For shame.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:22): SHUP UP, NAMIKO ABE.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:25): For SHAME.
elan_einlhander (16:20:27): Wtf
elan_einlhander (16:20:28): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:41): I signed up for the About.com Japanese-language newsletter awhile back.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:02): But it never sends me anything interesting, and I get frickin' e-mails from them, like, four times a week.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:11): Same with the HTML newsletter.
elan_einlhander (16:21:33): I wish I could disable Yahoo! mail.
elan_einlhander (16:21:41): *hopes David will now chime in telling me he can*
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:57): ~wonders how you even got Yahoo! mail~
elan_einlhander (16:22:17): I thought it was because of the messenger?
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:27): ~doesn't have Yahoo! mail~
elan_einlhander (16:22:32): ....
elan_einlhander (16:22:33): hmmm
elan_einlhander (16:22:35): Well
elan_einlhander (16:22:39): My internest is through Yahoo!
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:41): That's probably it. ~has a Comcast e-mail account, technically, but never checks it~
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:50): ~thinks that he actually has several Comcat e-mail accounts~
elan_einlhander (16:23:58): Well I get notified whenever mail gets in the in-box.
elan_einlhander (16:24:06): Everytime I sign on with Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (16:24:13): And of course it's always junk from Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (16:24:16): Like with Hotmail.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:44): Well, try and delete your account.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:54): Sign into Yahoo! mail and look for a delete... button.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:05): SO BE IT.
elan_einlhander (16:26:09): ....You jerk.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:13:59): David
elan_einlhander (17:14:03): I can teleport into Lasler.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:08): Dun dun DUN.
elan_einlhander (17:14:15): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:15): Vencabot appears in a flash of light.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:37): "What's up, noobs?," Vencabot says. "How's the noobin' going?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:56): Somenewbie says, "wat were u frmo"
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:31): [GUIDE]: Vencabot says, "Can I have him zotted him for that kind of grammar?"
elan_einlhander (17:16:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:16:53): And what's even better is
elan_einlhander (17:16:57): I just learned the spell nurse.
elan_einlhander (17:17:00): And guess what it does.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:44): Squirts milk out of your breasts to feed newbies?
elan_einlhander (17:17:54): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:54): :D
elan_einlhander (17:17:58): I mean in my game, not MM, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:03): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:18:08): A group of four nurses run out onto the battle field and I get healed.
elan_einlhander (17:18:15): That's magic for yah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:15): Squirts milk out of your breasts to feed party mem- Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:20): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:18:22): DAVID
elan_einlhander (17:18:30): What is with you and squirting milk out of breasts.
elan_einlhander (17:18:36): What the HELL does that have to do with nurse?
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:48): When women or babies are "nursing," it means breast-feeding.
elan_einlhander (17:18:59): .....
elan_einlhander (17:18:59): No
elan_einlhander (17:19:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:19:19): More like an actual nurse.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:27): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:19:37): Raised tilda.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:54): Lol. It's like an extended pinky... Classy.
elan_einlhander (17:20:14): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:04): And it also warps my :D sometimes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:25): ~likes that one more than the one with middle-VALIGNED eyes~
elan_einlhander (17:22:29): ^^
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:44): ... No.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:56): VV
elan_einlhander (17:22:58): vv
elan_einlhander (17:23:00): w
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:42): VV
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:43): W
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:45): vv
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:46): w
elan_einlhander (17:23:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:23:53): w or vv
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:16): That's for God to know, and for the rest of us to wonder about.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:18): :D
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:53): DREAM ON. ~can't remember who sings that song~
elan_einlhander (17:37:10): Dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:00): ~finds several songs called "dream on." Who woulda guessed!~
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:07): Aerosmith, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:11): ~loves that song~
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:19): ~goes to download an MP3 of it~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:39:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:39:49): Never heard of it myself.
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:31): You like Aerosmith, right?
elan_einlhander (18:28:01): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (18:29:00): Then try this out:
elan_einlhander (18:29:44): Sounds like Travis is coming by, he's looking for a ride.
vencabot_teppoo (18:29:51): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:30:05): Our conversation consisted almost entirely of adjectives.
elan_einlhander (18:30:16): "Sweet, cool, awesome, weird"
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:06): Good song.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:26): ~thinks he likes Chop Suey! more, though~
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:32): ~well, maybe equally~
elan_einlhander (18:42:32): Oh, try sending me that again.
elan_einlhander (18:42:38): Chop Suey! that is.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:02): Uno.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:05): Quadtro.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:11): Nueve
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:00): And yet, Chop Suey! has nothing to do with chop suey at all.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:53:13): This song has a crazy intro.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:27): Yeah, it's an insanely awesome intro, for BOTH songs. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:34:24): ............
elan_einlhander (19:34:25): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:34:38): The school called saying Dan was absent, and they pronounce his name "Danielle"
elan_einlhander (19:34:41): Like the girl's name.
elan_einlhander (19:34:43): I cracked up.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:46): Wtf, rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:34:51): Way to be complete morons.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:00): Good times.
elan_einlhander (19:35:10): Very.
elan_einlhander (19:52:42): ...
elan_einlhander (19:52:43): Wow
elan_einlhander (19:52:47): This guy has to be a bad-ass.
elan_einlhander (19:52:55): He's taking on my party of four by himself
elan_einlhander (19:52:55): AND
elan_einlhander (19:52:58): He's handcuffed.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:54:32): LOL
elan_einlhander (19:54:34): LOOK AT HIM GO
elan_einlhander (19:54:46): He is LEAPING around the battlefield kicking me in the face.
elan_einlhander (19:54:55): Handcuff man doesn't screw around.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:04): He doesn't, I guess.
elan_einlhander (19:57:28): Lol, that was too good.
elan_einlhander (19:57:38): Doug leaping up there, dual katanas ready.
elan_einlhander (19:57:56): Guy jumps up like 20 feet, comes racing down "EAGLE DIVE" and stomps the top of my head.
elan_einlhander (19:58:04): I wish I could have recorded that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:12:00): HANDCUFF GUY IS JOINING MY PARTY.
elan_einlhander (20:13:02): His weapon is greaves :P
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:59): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:45): ~headbangs to Chop Suey!~
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:56): ~but, obviously doesn't know how to headbang, judging from his expression~
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:59): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:17): ~decides that Chop Suey! probably has one of the best openings ever~
elan_einlhander (21:44:46): David wtf are you talking aboiut?
elan_einlhander (21:44:47): about*
elan_einlhander (21:45:02): I stopped responding like an hour and a half ago and you're still babblin about chop suey!
elan_einlhander (21:45:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:05): Travis is over.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:15): HEY TRAVIS!!! :DDDD
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:53): what does euthanized mean?
elan_einlhander (22:19:58): Not sure on the spelling.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:02): Mercy-killed.
elan_einlhander (22:20:08): ...oih
elan_einlhander (22:20:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:12): Why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:30): This dog on Animal Planet, was being treated badly, had wounds all over his neck, so the doctors fixed him up.
elan_einlhander (22:20:40): And when he woke up he attacked someone.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:45): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:20:47): So they "euthanized him"
elan_einlhander (22:20:50): I was like huh
elan_einlhander (22:20:54): And now I know -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:54): "David... That isn't funny."
elan_einlhander (22:20:58): No I laughed too
elan_einlhander (22:20:59): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:13): Doug was like, "They gave him back his youth! YAY!! :D"
elan_einlhander (22:21:45): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:57): And then I was like, "No, that means they killed him."
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:01): And Doug was like, "..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:02): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:05): "...:D"
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:22:56): Talking about keeping the TIGER calm so he won't hurt himself.
elan_einlhander (22:23:13): Because that's obniously the biggest thing to worry about.
elan_einlhander (22:23:16): obviously*
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:41): Rofl, stupid alligators.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:59): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:08): ~finds that funny already, and has no idea what you're talking about~
elan_einlhander (22:29:09): Doug's a gator-hator.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:39): Well put.
elan_einlhander (22:32:04): They sure euthanize a lot of animals on this show?
elan_einlhander (22:32:09): Er, no question mark.
elan_einlhander (22:32:16): "A job well complete"
elan_einlhander (22:32:23): Doug- "The dog is DEAD"
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:12): Did I tell you that my vencabotteppoo name on AIM is blocked now? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:36:26): By VioletMoonFairy?
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:34): No, as in, I can't sign on anymore, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:36:36): Ohh
elan_einlhander (22:36:38): Wait what
elan_einlhander (22:36:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:36:41): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:42): I think VioletMoonFairy reported my "spam."
elan_einlhander (22:37:09): Meaning..?
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:12): It said that the reason my account was blocked was likely due to infringement of the service agreement.
elan_einlhander (22:37:35): ....What a stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (22:37:37): seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:37:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:38): Meaning that I agreed not to harass anyone when I signed up, and I harassed someone, so she reported it and I got blocked... but I don't think it was harassment. She didn't even ask me to stop. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:49): I have no proof that she did it, anyway, but it'd be awful retarded if she did.
elan_einlhander (22:38:00): Hmmmm.
elan_einlhander (22:38:05): How can you get it unblocked?
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:50): No idea if I can, or if it wears off after a time, or what.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:57): But I just signed up for a new one, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:09): I'm now vizzletizzie, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:18): Since vizzletizzle was already taken by some stupid bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:25): ~laughs at the needless profanity... is so stupid~
elan_einlhander (22:39:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:13): Seriously, that's all it takes to make some people... like myself a lot of the time... laugh.
elan_einlhander (22:40:59): Good times David.

12-9-04


elan_einlhander (0:32:55): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (0:32:58): He's asleep.
elan_einlhander (0:33:00): Poor feller.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:11): Now steal his stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:14): "What stuff?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:33:20): Exactly, lol
elan_einlhander (0:33:36): I'll have to buy food tomorrow, pay day and all.
elan_einlhander (0:33:46): Mac and cheese is on sale, I'm about to stock up.
elan_einlhander (0:33:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:33:53): That and a whole mess of ramen.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:12): lol
elan_einlhander (0:34:26): I hope my mom doesn't spaz.
elan_einlhander (0:34:32): She knows Travis, so it might go smoothly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:48): `nods~
elan_einlhander (0:35:03): Or just maybe she'll kill us both.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:17): Read my mind, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:21): He's apparently got a girlfriend, I'm wondering how she feels about all this.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): Just don't let her stay the night.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:53): God no.
elan_einlhander (0:37:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:57): No sex in Doug's house.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:38:14): That goes DOUBLE for you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:21): :(
elan_einlhander (0:38:34): No no, don't gimme that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:53): (:(
elan_einlhander (0:39:01): No sex David.
elan_einlhander (0:39:03): Period.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:08): (:'(
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:38): ~chokes on raisin bran~
elan_einlhander (0:39:41): Mmm
elan_einlhander (0:39:46): I find it strange.
elan_einlhander (0:39:49): I hate raisins.
elan_einlhander (0:39:53): But I love Raisin Bran.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:19): "Well, when I'm in trouble, I like to ask myself: what would ol' J.C. do?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:24): "Jesus Christ?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:29): "...Johnny Cage."
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:38): *asswhup*
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:53): -Kid Radd.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:31): ROFL. Bo-Gi-Oh!
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:00): "Bah, you think I didn't see THAT old trick coming? I summoned the adult diapers spell as a countermeasure against all digestive attacks."
elan_einlhander (1:11:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:27): Just talking back and forward, each time going "HA!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:42): Very accurate.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:52): But then they all have seizures.
elan_einlhander (1:11:52): I hate the Video Game Awards.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:58): On Spike, you mean?
elan_einlhander (1:11:59): They're all idiots when it comes to real gaming.
elan_einlhander (1:12:00): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:12:11): Most of the games on it are stupid.
elan_einlhander (1:12:20): And for christ's sakes it's hosted by Snoop Dog.
elan_einlhander (1:12:21): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:40): Rofl. Did you ever read Kid Radd?
elan_einlhander (1:16:31): ....
elan_einlhander (1:16:37): Man you're forgetful.
elan_einlhander (1:16:41): I read the whole thing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:00): Lol. "I will defeat you by invoking the power of CHEEZ WHIZ!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:14): "W-wha?! Why can't I hurt you?!" "Preservatives... Duh."
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:30): "Now, for my true might. BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE!!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:02): Why am I watching Blind Date...
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:26): Because you're a stupid, STUPID fool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:44): Rofl. "ADIOS BURRITTOS!!!"
elan_einlhander (1:23:56): We were watching MXC, and there was this guy on the sink or float challenge.
elan_einlhander (1:24:05): Who came out doing a half-cartwheel and then went into a backflip
elan_einlhander (1:24:05): But
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:06): ~loves MXC~
elan_einlhander (1:24:08): He failed.
elan_einlhander (1:24:12): And landed on his NECK
elan_einlhander (1:24:17): And stuck there for like three seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:19): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:36): MXC is one of the best shows ever, I swear.
elan_einlhander (1:24:39): They replayed it like eight times.
elan_einlhander (1:24:42): And this other chick.
elan_einlhander (1:24:46): On the log jumping thing.
elan_einlhander (1:24:57): Fell between them, bent IN HALF and like snapped her neck on the log.
elan_einlhander (1:25:02): And they kept replaying it over and over.
elan_einlhander (1:25:06): We couldn't stop laughing
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:25:09): my face still hurts.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:11): ~wishes he was there~
elan_einlhander (1:25:28): they would be good times I assure you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:27:46): There's a whole mess of anti-drug commercials on this channel, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:03): And then they show MXC.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:12): Which I bet would somehow be even funnier... on WEEED. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:27): And David gets stabbed.
elan_einlhander (1:28:34): Because he doesn't know better when he's high.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:46): I guess, lol. ~can't argue with that logic~
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:05): PLAY GAME
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:06): MATCH COLOR
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:09): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:46): Rofl, the NPCs are hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:34): Anyway, I'm hitting the sack. Peace.
elan_einlhander (2:05:36): Farewell.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:36): Doug, play Furcadia. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:41): ~wants you to get addicted to Furcadia~
elan_einlhander (21:08:42): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:49): Doug, it's... not an RPG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:54): It's a MMOSG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:58): Massively... multiplayer...
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:00): Online...
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:02): ...social game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:12): It's like an RPG, but with no stats... and no monsters.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:27): It's like freestyle RP... Chatalot, with graphics... so you can't... ya know... do anything cool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:10:38): I'll pass.
elan_einlhander (21:11:08): ....
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:10): But it'd be so much fun making fun of you every time you said, "David, join Furcadia. It's so cool... You can check out this new map I made. It's a big hit."
elan_einlhander (21:11:24): VioletMoonFairy just sent me a message.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:28): ?
elan_einlhander (21:11:37): VioletMoonFairy: you don't speak french, right? ElanEinlhander: ...No. VioletMoonFairy: damn
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:11:57): *gets re-blocked*
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:12:26): Want me to ask her if she reported you?
elan_einlhander (21:12:30): Like a bitch?
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:10): Nah.
elan_einlhander (21:13:13): Very well.
elan_einlhander (21:13:25): Well I talked to my drugged-up mom.
elan_einlhander (21:13:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:31): How is she?
elan_einlhander (21:13:40): Her surgery was successful.
elan_einlhander (21:13:48): She has to not do anything for like a week.
elan_einlhander (21:13:59): They removed like six gull stones and her gull bladder.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:14): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:25): It would have been awesome if there were seven.
elan_einlhander (21:14:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:37): And then, when they took them out...
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:47): They glowed, shot through the ceiling, and then spread to the corners of the world.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:53): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:16:13): I told her Travis was staying here.
elan_einlhander (21:16:15): Note I didn't ask.
elan_einlhander (21:16:17): And it worked nicely.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:36): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:44): Vencabot_Teppoo: As my buddy Harry Turney would say, Vencabot_Teppoo: die snow die
elan_einlhander (21:20:02): MISTER Harry Turney.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:10): MISTER Harry Turney. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:24): I was telling Travis about the days of Croley.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:35): Lol. You had to be there.
elan_einlhander (21:20:39): You did.
elan_einlhander (21:20:43): When times almost weren't good.
elan_einlhander (21:20:44): Almost.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:52): But, at the same time, were amazingly awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:21:01): It only makes sense to su.
elan_einlhander (21:21:02): us*
elan_einlhander (21:22:43): I hate these smoking commercials.
elan_einlhander (21:22:53): You would think, being anti-smoking, I'd love them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:32): But they're stupid. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:41): Very very stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:23:44): Trying to be soooooo dramatic.
elan_einlhander (21:23:59): I'll give people this much credit.
elan_einlhander (21:24:05): Next to no one thinks smoking is good for them.
elan_einlhander (21:24:09): So shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (21:24:14): You're not shocking me.
elan_einlhander (21:24:33): "Why would a company sell products that kill their customers?"
elan_einlhander (21:24:44): Doug- "Actually if you wanna be technical, cancer killed him, lol."
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:00): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:03): EXACTLY.
elan_einlhander (21:25:16): LOL, I am SO gonna start saying that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:19): Arguing with this girl about the relevence of finding out recently that "smoking is bad for your brain."
elan_einlhander (21:25:29): "Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer does."
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:36): That'd be awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:25:44): It's my new slogan, I declare it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:58): I'm gonna start saying that whenever someone is like, crying. "Cigarettes killed my mother!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:17): And I'll say with a stupid smirk, "Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer kills people."
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:21): And everyone will be like, :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:26): And it'll be awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:26:40): Anti-smoking people target the wrong people.
elan_einlhander (21:26:52): They try to induce guilt into companies by saying how bad their products are.
elan_einlhander (21:26:54): They know they're bad.
elan_einlhander (21:26:55): Duh
elan_einlhander (21:27:04): The people who USE them know it, and they are the stupid ones.
elan_einlhander (21:27:13): The companies feed off people's stupidity, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:27:22): It's evil, but we let 'em do it by being stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:41): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:28:46): Good Times.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:22): Good times.~thinking about download Furcadia, just to go passive-aggressively harass everyone who plays, carefully, and barely dodging the rules for harassment~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:27): Rofl, classic.
elan_einlhander (21:33:31): That totem guy on MXC.
elan_einlhander (21:33:52): Trying to do sink or float.
elan_einlhander (21:33:56): Sinkers and floaters.
elan_einlhander (21:33:57): That is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:31): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:26): I'd like to challenge Snoop Dog to a chess match.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:33): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:42): "Check-matizzle, bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:45): Doug: ":O"
elan_einlhander (21:38:57): Then gets stabbed.
elan_einlhander (21:40:26): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:40:35): Guy on MCX won some challenge and started doing splits.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:48): Commercial.
elan_einlhander (21:46:53): "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:02): Banner on a website:
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:10): "Feline Leukemia. Do something!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:15): David: "...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:20): Does that make me evil? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:21): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (21:47:25): ...Oops
elan_einlhander (21:47:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:47:28): Doug laughed too.
elan_einlhander (21:47:32): Yes David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:41): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:52): One of the links on the website for Feline Leukemia:
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:13): "One Cat's Experience: An interesting journal with photographs of Maxwell, who lives with feline Leukemia."
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:29): David: "...The cat kept a journal? That's... amazing! Feline Leukemia must boost...cat... intelligence!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:50): Therefore Feline Leukemia is awesome!
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:57): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:49:13): We should can it and sell it.
elan_einlhander (21:52:09): What would Doug do if some little little kid asked him "Is there such thing as Santy Clause?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:29): You'd follow Group X's advice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:34): And keick a leitle keid.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:39): That's what I'd do, anyway.
elan_einlhander (21:54:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:55:08): Or I could grab him by the shoulders, shake him and go "YOU STUPID, STUPID BASTARD!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:21): http://www.groupxarab.com/
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:55:51): ...
elan_einlhander (21:56:05): Wow.
elan_einlhander (21:56:06): All I can think
elan_einlhander (21:56:08): Is Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:33): Many person make music video for GX. We seeing that. Here is a box of lists of the one we know abouth going into Etats-Unis. Most of them look like American dog shett, but you know. Listen.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:37): They type just like they talk, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:56:48): That's insane.
elan_einlhander (21:56:52): How doyou even learn to do that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:09): No idea, lol. I think they're really smart. I sincerely doubt they're actually arabic. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:23): Rofl, in the links section:
elan_einlhander (21:57:26): Same.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:34): "Arabian Soccer Team - If we were on de team, we get play."
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:02): "Michael Jordan - We want to be like him so much, he hits the 40 touchdownpass."
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:58:11): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:31): Group X flaish Video for Mario Twains - no, we daid noth maike thais. it ais pretti goode though. for americain idioth. 
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:37): OMFG, have you ever heard their mario song?!
elan_einlhander (21:58:42): No.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:06): Go watch it then, lol. It's the first on their video links on the main page.
elan_einlhander (21:59:27): It'll have to wait, I'm heading down through PG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:40): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:26): Rofl, the name of their CD:
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:49): Group X: Arabian Rap Sensations: stepping on the crowche owf your americain presidaint
elan_einlhander (22:02:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:08): http://www.groupxarab.com/pics.html
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:05): ROFL. Hashmeer's alias: Hashmeer Shashmeer, Moist Towlette.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:09): Age: 33 american years
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:46): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:57): His favorith Sextime Position: the Ejaculette
elan_einlhander (22:05:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:33): The attributes for his camel:
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:35): Camel: Name: Brance Color: multiblack Hump #: 2 Tall: Yes Short: No Weighs: 200 kilo-inchwes Attitude: Not badth Food Storage Capacity: 2 weeks 
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:19): For limitaid time, you cain now have Blade recording for you a personal voice messahge with which you to for can use as answering machineh, voicemails, or jowst to sexual stimulate yourselff by listain.
elan_einlhander (22:09:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:07): Lol. I'd love to buy this CD and blast it in my car in the Everett parking lot.
elan_einlhander (22:25:08): Motley Crew is gonna rock my ass off.
elan_einlhander (22:25:10): Or so they claim.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:59:03): Mmmm, Ramen...
elan_einlhander (22:59:05): So warm and yummy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:10): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:59:19): What is VizzleTizzle doing?
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:29): Chilling. You?
elan_einlhander (22:59:47): Same, actually, I can't get into DoA for a while, so I'm waiting at the enterance.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:58): DEAD OR ALIVE?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:02): WHAT A GREAT GAME! :DDD
elan_einlhander (23:00:09): I KNOW@!
elan_einlhander (23:00:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): No, really, what's DoA?
elan_einlhander (23:00:24): It's funny 'cause that was my first reaction too.,
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:28): Something of archons, I assume.
elan_einlhander (23:00:32): Domain of Arbaces.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:34): Ah.
elan_einlhander (23:01:46): I'm half-tempted to become a dark Archon instead of light.
elan_einlhander (23:01:53): Given my character's dark nature.
elan_einlhander (23:03:34): Rofl, Jesus.
elan_einlhander (23:03:46): All of these people smashing their faces and legs on rocks.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:41): What's the difference between a dark Archon and a light archon?
elan_einlhander (23:04:55): Nothing beside the colour of their name and what mark they get.
elan_einlhander (23:05:10): They're talking about adding dungeons that only let the certain kinds in.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:11): Well, you should probably go for light, anyway.
elan_einlhander (23:05:17): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:05:21): I wish there was gray, like Koree wants.
elan_einlhander (23:05:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:23): Since Elan is the ultimate good-guy.
elan_einlhander (23:05:31): That's Koree in a nut shell.
elan_einlhander (23:05:32): Gray.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:40): Not "grey," even.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:42): Just GRAY.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:51): I started spelling it gray for some reason.
elan_einlhander (23:05:54): I used to spell it grey.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:03): Because everyone else does, probably.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:23): ~wonders why "gray" isn't capitalized...~
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:32): ~or, why colours aren't capitalized, in general~
elan_einlhander (23:06:43): Because Doug said so.
elan_einlhander (23:06:59): Can't believe I have to work tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:07:01): That annoys me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:07:20): I hate working Friday because
elan_einlhander (23:07:24): It means working a four-day weekend.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:33): Ouch.
elan_einlhander (23:07:51): Travis is going to school tomorrow, so he's at his girlfriend's for tonight.
elan_einlhander (23:07:54): Since he goes to Holt.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:11): ~nods~ I see.
elan_einlhander (23:08:25): Don't know why I brought that up, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:37): The Metroid Prime 2 commercial is sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:48): Never seen it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:53): ~can hear it, though~
elan_einlhander (23:15:30): It's got some chick walking down a dark hallway, with that funky music.
elan_einlhander (23:15:44): And shards of metal attach to her body, slowly building Samus' suit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:02): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:01): ~reading through grammar websites, he thinks that he could do a better job if he were allowed to rewrite the language~
elan_einlhander (23:49:14): I think either of us could.
elan_einlhander (23:49:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:34): "Capitalize the names of months and days, but not of seasons, as they are regarded as common nouns."
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:39): David: "You sure...?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:41): "Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:47): David: "God, that's stupid."
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:50:59): If seasons are common, days should be.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:06): I think that seasons should be capitalized.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:15): I always capitalize them, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:19): I hate Winter.
elan_einlhander (23:53:20): I agree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:23): I hate winter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:27): No, that's not right. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:32): Seasons are more... important it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:09): I'm gonna go watch MXC. Peace.
elan_einlhander (23:54:14): Peace.

12-10-04


elan_einlhander (0:06:16): Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
elan_einlhander (0:06:20): Look at those kids go.
elan_einlhander (0:08:10): Thundercougarfalconbird.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:34): Die, Doug, die.
elan_einlhander (0:31:45): *dies*
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:56): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:00): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:03): lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:24): You know what'd be funny as hell.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:33): If I dressed up in all black, tied my hair back in a pony-tail...
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:47): Went to school, shot a bunch of people, and then went to your house and left the gun there. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:52): And then ran home.
elan_einlhander (0:33:13): ...
elan_einlhander (0:33:16): That's....
elan_einlhander (0:33:17): HILARIOUS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:20): Awesome, I know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:17): Colwyn tells you 'he deserves a good laugh at if his stuff poofs' [AWAY]<1900hp 2150sp 1710st> Extemper tells you 'and once you finish doa' [AWAY]<1900hp 2150sp 1710st> Extemper tells you 'you feel soo good' [AWAY]<1900hp 2150sp 1710st> Extemper tells you 'you must feel that feeling :P' [AWAY]<1900hp 2150sp 1710st> Colwyn tells you 'which it should pretty soon i guess' [AWAY]<1900hp 2150sp 1710st> tell extemper Or I could SHOOT MYSELF. You tell Extemper 'Or I could SHOOT MYSELF.' Extemper is away, she may not see your tell. Message: checking status of lag 
elan_einlhander (0:34:22): Doug's solutions are usually best.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:56): Usually.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:33): My damn name is still blocked. I wonder how long it'll take to unblock it.
elan_einlhander (0:37:49): Who do you even ask about that sort of thing?
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): No idea.
elan_einlhander (0:39:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:39:06): Dubya tee ef David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:53): [AWAY][SAFE]<1801hp 2483sp 1471st> Colwyn tells you 'don't move ahead' [AWAY][SAFE]<1837hp 2515sp 1498st> repl I just did You tell Colwyn 'I just did' [AWAY][SAFE]<1837hp 2515sp 1488st> repl So fuck you guys You tell Colwyn 'So fuck you guys' [AWAY][SAFE]<1868hp 2536sp 1493st> Colwyn tells you 'so i say faggot' [AWAY][SAFE]<1868hp 2536sp 1493st> Colwyn tells you 'faggot' [AWAY][SAFE]<1868hp 2536sp 1493st> repl And I say fuck you guys You tell Colwyn 'And I say fuck you guys'
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): And VT says, "And while you pansies throw mud, I'm going through your stuff and taking everything that gleams."
elan_einlhander (0:40:51): Doug just killed like ten baby angels with that conversation.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:58): And of course VT robs us blind.
elan_einlhander (0:41:02): As always
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): In spirit.
elan_einlhander (0:41:14): Haunts us by robbing us.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:28): And taking your left socks.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:49): And my right glove.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:59): I'm missing one of my gloves, too.
elan_einlhander (0:42:05): ...
elan_einlhander (0:42:06): *cough*
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:07): Which sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:42:22): Or DOES IT
elan_einlhander (0:42:29): You could try to be Michael Jackson.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:43): I took it off while sitting down in my chair, and then it was just... gone. I even cleaned the living room and couldn't find it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:43:11): So instead of blaming it on the devil.
elan_einlhander (0:43:13): We can blame it on VT.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:23): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:45:12): Sadly there are few people with both of us on their buddy list, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:26): And who happen to be watching their buddy-lists in real time.
elan_einlhander (0:45:31): Of course.
elan_einlhander (0:46:20): SNAAAAAAAAKE
elan_einlhander (0:47:38): G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT.
elan_einlhander (0:47:47): I shall now start saying that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:13): I remember one time Misty introduced me to her online friends.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:19): And they were so stupid that I wanted to KILL myself.
elan_einlhander (0:48:22): And David killed them-
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:23): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:48:24): So close.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:01): All they talked about was manga... and... servers...
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:04): ...And did stupid emotes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:08): And spoke in 1337.
elan_einlhander (0:50:21): ...ewwww
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:24): And god, I wanted to shoot myself,lol. I told her before-hand that I don't like doing conferences with multiple people.
elan_einlhander (0:50:29): I would kill them all, and then myself.
elan_einlhander (0:50:55): With a revolver.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:26): And they were like, "omfg have you read that new Doctor-Doctor Hasume?" and then the others would be like, "|\|0 8U7 1 |-|33r 175 600d"
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:37): And then they'd be like, "OMFG QUIT TYPING LIKE THAT LOL"
elan_einlhander (0:51:46): ...holy shit
elan_einlhander (0:51:46): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:53): "I'm sorry, I can't help it. Can you ever forgive me? *puppy eyes*"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:09): "Awwwww, I can't stay mad at you! *hugs and loves and then CHAINS YOU TO THE WALL FOR BEING A BAD BOY!*"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:19): "*eeps and tears the wall off and runs around laughing*"
elan_einlhander (0:52:23): Wowza.
elan_einlhander (0:52:30): Quote Doug:
elan_einlhander (0:52:31): Wowza.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:32): "*chases you and shoots you in the butt with a tranquilizer* Got ya! Hahaha!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:40): And I just sat there the whole time, going "..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:44): And then I left without saying anything.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:48): And MSN has this glitch..
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:55): Where, if you were invited to a conference, and then LEAVE...
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:00): You can just be pulled back.
elan_einlhander (0:53:05): Oh yes, I noticed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:12): So suddenly, another message window opens, and I'm back, and Misty is like,
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:17): "*pulls David back with a lasso*"
elan_einlhander (0:53:21): That happened with Sharon's goofy-ass friends.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:32): And I was like, "Jesus Christ, let me leave." and then left, and she sent me messages like, "vv"
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:47): You shoulda typed *slits his throat and wrists* and logged off MSN.
elan_einlhander (0:53:54): Now THAT woulda been funny to them all I'm sure :DS
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:05): I should've. Misty has a way of getting me SO pissed that I don't even feel like myself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:23): Like, I CAN be goofy sometimes, as Doug knows... but when put in that situation, I feel like a bitter old man that hates ALL kids. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:23): I haven't spoken to Misty for the last few days because she's a compulsive liar... like, literally. And I used to play Achaea with her and told her back THEN that I didn't think that it was funny... and she said she'd stop. Then, we didn't talk for like a month because she REALLY pissed me off...
elan_einlhander (0:56:07): Ah, yeah, I recall.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:07): And then we started talking a LITTLE bit... and then two or three days ago she sends me this stupid ass message and I KNOW she's lying, and I argue with her about it for awhile and then she finally goes, "Okay, I'm lying." and then I'm just like, "that's not funny" and she goes "vv" and I never responded.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:54): littlemissmew (3:55:28 PM): OMFG vencabot_teppoo (3:55:31 PM): ...? littlemissmew (3:55:31 PM): YOU STOLE MY ICON littlemissmew (3:55:31 PM): ROAR littlemissmew (3:55:35 PM): *point* vencabot_teppoo (3:55:44 PM): ~looks at it~ littlemissmew (3:55:54 PM): you stole my you make kitty scared icon! ;o; vencabot_teppoo (3:56:12 PM): ~giggles and supposes that you go to FunnyJunk too~ littlemissmew (3:56:44 PM): no littlemissmew (3:56:46 PM): i just have it littlemissmew (3:56:47 PM): x_x vencabot_teppoo (3:56:57 PM): Where'd ya get it from? O.o littlemissmew (3:57:05 PM): my house littlemissmew (3:57:11 PM): that's my cat vencabot_teppoo (3:57:17 PM): No it isn't! littlemissmew (3:57:19 PM): Yes it is! vencabot_teppoo (3:57:23 PM): No way! littlemissmew (3:57:25 PM): Yuh huh
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:16): vencabot_teppoo (3:57:36 PM): ~got this pic from his brother, who got in on funnyjunk.com~ littlemissmew (3:58:03 PM): S'my cat. vencabot_teppoo (3:58:40 PM): http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/scaredkitty-jpg.html vencabot_teppoo (3:58:46 PM): ~points up~ That's your kitty? littlemissmew (3:59:03 PM): yup vencabot_teppoo (3:59:15 PM): Did you submit it there? littlemissmew (3:59:36 PM): yup vencabot_teppoo (3:59:44 PM): Wowies! What a coincidence. littlemissmew (3:59:45 PM): actually that's not my cat. littlemissmew (4:00:18 PM): :P vencabot_teppoo (4:00:32 PM): ~shakes his head~ littlemissmew (4:00:46 PM): vv littlemissmew (4:00:58 PM): *scuttles away*
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:22): And I haven't spoken to her sense, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:32): I've been having some problems with my forgiveness gland recently.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:51): Since, that is...
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:52): Not sense. ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:57:56): It gets harder to forgive people that like KNOW you'll forgive them, and use it against you.
elan_einlhander (0:58:30): Bad way of putting it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:32): Yeah. But I still should. ~looks at her name on his buddy list~ ...But seriously. She comes on and tells me that I'M stealing her avatar, just because it's a cool avatar and she wishes she had made it. ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:58:52): Well, my policy is to continue forgiving if they actually seek it.
elan_einlhander (0:59:05): If they don't care, I won't bother, but my proposal is still out there.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:25): And she argues with me for like, twenty minutes saying that she made that avatar... and then finally, FINALLY admits that she didn't. That pisses me off. Yeah, I guess... I sorta justified my not talking to her because she never apologized.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:50): She just "scuttled away." Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:00:08): Lol, which I don't know if it's Misty-nize for apologizing.
elan_einlhander (1:00:25): I got mad at Sharon for that recently, and I guess we're not talking.
elan_einlhander (1:00:28): You know how she gets.
elan_einlhander (1:00:30): She'll hide.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:39): vv = I'm pouting and in need of attention, as I've deduced.
elan_einlhander (1:00:43): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:49): And so it just pisses me off more when she does it, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:01): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:25): I was like, "~shakes head~" and she was like, "vv," which basically means, "Aww, he doesn't think I'm funny... I'm sad now."
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:39): And I just basically said, "Damn straight I don't think it's funny" but not responding... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:48): but = by.
elan_einlhander (1:01:53): And then you gave her the DOUBLE-DEUUUUUUUUUUCE
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:06): I haven't spoken with Sharon in a long time, either... but I forget why. I think I have some reason...
elan_einlhander (1:02:47): We get so irritated with the people we talk to -_-
elan_einlhander (1:02:53): She kept lying to me about that Josh faggot.
elan_einlhander (1:02:58): Oops, let that slip, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:01): Oh yeah, I remember now... It's because- How do you mean?
elan_einlhander (1:03:01): That Josh "loser"
elan_einlhander (1:03:23): She kept saying he was just some guy she knew, or a friend, but it was blatently obvious she was head over heels for him.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:35): Yeah, that's the same reason I stopped talking to her. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:03:40): And then finally I like squeeze it out of her, and she admits it's her boyfriend, and I say it's not cool to lie to me.
elan_einlhander (1:03:47): And she just got all mopey and we haven't spoken.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:35): I was like, "Is Josh your new boyfriend?" and she was like, "No." And that just peeved me because she kept lying about the reasons behind her MSN name. ~_~
elan_einlhander (1:04:45): EXACTLY
elan_einlhander (1:04:47): THE NAMES
elan_einlhander (1:04:54): She's either a very STUPID liar or a very confident one.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:16): And that built up upon when Sharon first re-messaged me and had that hentai avatar, and I was like, "wtf" and she changed it and was like, "It's cats! Ain't they cute?!?! :D"
elan_einlhander (1:05:32): Ahhh
elan_einlhander (1:05:36): I recall now.
elan_einlhander (1:05:38): ...
elan_einlhander (1:05:39): Remember*
elan_einlhander (1:05:55): Well
elan_einlhander (1:05:59): Here's what we're gonna do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:08): She doesn't take me seriously, and so I find it very hard to take her seriously. And it reminded me of something that John said a long time ago about Sharon:
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:27): "A lot of girls pretend to be all cutesy online... Doesn't mean they are." And I was like, "Nah, it can't be true! It's SHARON."
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:35): But the hentai avatar did it for me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:25): And so I feel kinda lied to. You know what it was, from a mature standpoint? I mean, I hate to be graphic, but it bugs me. It was two angels with their breasts pressed against eachother.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:32): And I was like, "Sh-sh-Sharon?"
elan_einlhander (1:07:49): Yeah, stuff like that isn't accidental.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:11): And since then she's used these other stupid anime avatars of people kissing eachother, and it just bugs me. What bugged me more was that, right when I asked her about it, she changed it to a picture of a cat and told me that she hadn't changed it in a long time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:30): And I didn't say it, because I was confused and TRYING to not lose my mind, but it was like, "Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:08:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:08:51): it's like you said, not being taken seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:44): And she told me how much she missed me when I got back, but I noticed that she never sends ME messages... I have to send them to her, first... so I decided that I'd stop, and yeah... we haven't spoken since. I notice from the message history that me and Sharon didn't, like, fight or anything... but I just haven't messaged her, and vice-versa.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:10:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:10:53): Well put.
elan_einlhander (1:11:10): Well, what we're gonnd do, as I was leading into.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:30): But really though, I don't hate girls. I'm just in a bad mood, thinking about Misty and Sharon. ~still has some girlish friends, what with their vaginas between their inner thighs~
elan_einlhander (1:11:45): Is talk to these girls anyway, and tell them how we really feel, and declare "I'm not gonna talk to you anymore until you decide to work on this."
elan_einlhander (1:11:56): So it's no tlike just running away from them.
elan_einlhander (1:11:58): Like pussies.
elan_einlhander (1:12:00): *ironic*
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:25): Which I'm doing, and it is indeed pussy-ish. Thing is, I'm really pissed. Lol. Just need to get a hold of myself... emotions mean little, even my own.
elan_einlhander (1:12:36): No rush, it's late anyway.
elan_einlhander (1:12:42): But next time they're around, I advise you do so.
elan_einlhander (1:12:45): I shall.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:46): But I know that Misty will just go, "I'm sowwie! ;o;" and she won't even hear wtf I'm saying.
elan_einlhander (1:12:59): And if you don't feel she's sincere, you're gonna say so.
elan_einlhander (1:13:04): And repeat your former statement.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:06): And then I'll start singing Losing a Whole Year, because that's what I do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:24): Because one of the lyrics is "I realize that you never heard one goddamn word I ever said" and I always think of that song... but ANYWAY. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:13:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:51): I haven't even told Misty how pissed I was when I FIRST started ignoring her.
elan_einlhander (1:14:03): Well there's no time like the present, so to speak.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:17): She just said, "I'm sorry..." and I said, "It's alright"... because I AM a forgiving guy.
elan_einlhander (1:14:25): Well of course.
elan_einlhander (1:14:36): It IS all right if she realizes she did something WRONG
elan_einlhander (1:14:42): But she isn't taking it seriously in the slightest.
elan_einlhander (1:14:51): She takes it just as "David got annoyed"
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:54): I didn't tell her that I ran off to the woods in the middle of the night because she pissed me off so bad, and I didn't tell her that I missed school for a week because she pissed me off so bad, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:55): Not as "I did something stupid"
elan_einlhander (1:15:18): David got annoyed putting it mildly, of course.
elan_einlhander (1:15:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:44): Because it isn't really her fault that I missed school. It was my fault because I couldn't control my emotions... but still, she DOES probably just think that I get slightly annoyed.
elan_einlhander (1:15:54): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:57): But nothing... NOTHING gets to me like being BLATANTLY lied to...
elan_einlhander (1:16:03): Oh of course.
elan_einlhander (1:16:05): Deception.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:08): Which my relationships with Misty and Sharon both share... It's a common theme. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:17): And we tolerate it -_-
elan_einlhander (1:16:19): BUT NO MORE>
elan_einlhander (1:16:47): I am either going to turn everyone against me or make them better people, rather than "letting it slide"
elan_einlhander (1:16:55): Like a pit-bull
elan_einlhander (1:16:56): ...
elan_einlhander (1:16:56): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:17:01): Like a god damn pit-bull.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:24): I've been thinking recently that I'm either going to save the world, or destroy it, based on whether or not I can get control of my emotions. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:38): Because emotions are hard to deny, but they're retarded, which is why they must be denied, most of the time.
elan_einlhander (1:17:48): The idea is control.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:49): But all of my EMOTIONS point towards DESTROY EVERYONE. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:56): Exactly, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:08): I need emotions to CARE about people, but it mostly makes me want to KILL them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:10): Destroying the world is much more fun than saving it... but it isn't about fun... but still.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:22): Saving the world, as Doug knows, is no fun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:25): Nobody likes you.
elan_einlhander (1:18:27): Not in the slightest.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:29): No one agrees with you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:33): You've got nobody.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:41): You're lonely.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:45): You feel like the bad guy sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:51): You're the party-pooper.
elan_einlhander (1:18:57): And you're like "Man I want friends, I wanna do fun stuff and be crazy."
elan_einlhander (1:19:18): A lot of the time I go man I just wanna get a girlfriend and go party every week, have the time of my life.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:28): Exactly. And being as I, and probably you as well, tend to do everything to the extreme... I think that if I ever just gave up on life, I'd turn into Dahkuri and have to destroy the world.
elan_einlhander (1:19:28): In fact I DID as you know.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:03): I mean, really, me and you both know that as HARD as it is to save the world, it's also possible... and after having looked THAT in the face for so long, it seems like DESTROYING the world would be easy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:08): I mean, we have superior intellects.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:27): When it comes to saving the world, our intellect hardly matters, because you don't need to be SMART to be HONEST...
elan_einlhander (1:20:29): The only kind of "party" I REALLY wanna be at is one with people all like me, and we're there enjoying our lives to the fullest, and doing it together.
elan_einlhander (1:20:34): Not destrying ourselves...
elan_einlhander (1:20:40): Oh of course.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:44): But when it comes to DESTROYING the world, being smart is a HUGE advantage. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:20:52): I'm a god damn genius, I could single-handedly destroy the world.
elan_einlhander (1:21:03): With relative ease.
elan_einlhander (1:21:30): And I'm SO FULL OF MYSELF.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:32): Relative, of course... and we have to look that in the face, too, because as I know from Dahkuri... manipulating people can be a hoot. But it isn't about it being a hoot... lol.
elan_einlhander (1:21:32): But I have to be.
elan_einlhander (1:21:37): I know my strengths.
elan_einlhander (1:22:02): As stated sometime in the past.
elan_einlhander (1:22:13): I'm powerful, ridiculously intelligent, and I won't lie about it or anything.
elan_einlhander (1:22:17): Modesty is for stupid retards.
elan_einlhander (1:22:28): Oh shit I can't say retard.
elan_einlhander (1:22:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:34): Well, I think that most people's definitions of "modesty" are retarded.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:38): Well, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:00): I hate to go around BRAGGING, but I won't say that I'm bad at something that I'm good at, or anything like that.
elan_einlhander (1:23:05): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:23:14): If I'm gonna be good at something for some reason, I'll say it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:15): And when the world needs smart people, I'm not gonna pretend to be a dumb people.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:18): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (1:23:19): God forbid.
elan_einlhander (1:23:27): I'd be good at destroying the world
elan_einlhander (1:23:29): BECAUSE
elan_einlhander (1:23:32): I'm smart as hell.
elan_einlhander (1:23:37): So deal with it.
elan_einlhander (1:23:38): Yah pansies.
elan_einlhander (1:23:44): People are such BABIES>
elan_einlhander (1:23:51): *has to stop holding shift so long*
elan_einlhander (1:24:09): Seriously though, they're like these unstable, spaztic emotion-spewing machines of crap.
elan_einlhander (1:24:26): "Oh my god that is so MEAN."
elan_einlhander (1:24:31): Is it mean? Or is it just true?
elan_einlhander (1:24:44): Am I mean? Or am I just realistic?
elan_einlhander (1:24:53): Maybe I just KNOW what I'm saying?
elan_einlhander (1:26:12): Or maybe I'm a complete fool and have no idea what I actually AM saying.
elan_einlhander (1:26:16): I'm willing to gamble it, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:14): Destroying the world is so tempting when you're this pissed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:36): I'll leave it to you to stop me if I ever do lose it, and if YOU lose it too, then I guess we're ALL fucked.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:49): What a world.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:53): Living in a world where everyone's reasons for living are different than yours, entirely, and everyone's reasons for living are stupid as fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:16): I don't believe in romantic love... You know how much that sucks? Maybe you do.
elan_einlhander (1:36:47): I don't believe in just... "being in love"
elan_einlhander (1:37:04): I could have a divine respect for someone, who is female.
elan_einlhander (1:37:07): And in this case I do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:08): That girl that I was romancing for awhile because I HAVE been teetering on the edge, she makes me feel... wanted. You know what I mean? But she disagrees with everything that I stand for... just like every other person in the world.
elan_einlhander (1:37:17): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:37:26): But you get to have your feelings pumped up around her.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:36): And it's good to feel wanted, but feelings don't mean SHIT.
elan_einlhander (1:37:58): We shouldn't be doing things BECAUSE of our feelings.
elan_einlhander (1:38:07): We should be doing them because they're the right thing to do.
elan_einlhander (1:38:09): That is to say
elan_einlhander (1:38:15): When there's a choice in something that you're doing.
elan_einlhander (1:38:39): Meh, talked myself in a circle.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:15): Because when you love someone that way, all it does is drain your care for everyone else in the world, and all you think about is that person, and you don't give a SHIT about anything or anyone. People LOVE things that bring them away from reality, because reality hurts, and it WILL hurt until we fix it, but as long as we just put all of our efforts into STUPID SHIT to try and absorb our attention, the world will NEVER be fixed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:38): That's why people all have fantasies about falling head-over-heels in love. Because reality HURTS and the soft, fluffiness of "love" doesn't, at ALL.
elan_einlhander (1:39:51): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:14): But it's FAKE. It's a trap! It holds you in a worthless, pointless life until you DIE a NOBODY. But it's so hard to swim upstream against every other person in the world! Good LORD.
elan_einlhander (1:40:16): There are people that describe such feelings, and I know you've heard this.
elan_einlhander (1:40:21): They'll say "And it's like nothing else matters'
elan_einlhander (1:40:29): That should be your WARNING SIGN.
elan_einlhander (1:40:34): If suddenly it seems like nothing else matters.
elan_einlhander (1:40:38): Something is HORRIBLY wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:40): And that's a GOOD THING?! Welcome to planet Earth, where not giving a shit is a GOOD thing.
elan_einlhander (1:40:46): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:30): And there are times when I desperately, DESPERATELY wish that I didn't give a shit, and times when I try to pretend that I don't (when I was romancing that girl), but I can't stay away for long because of what I've seen! The things that I know to be true are too strong to be denied!
elan_einlhander (1:42:07): The problem I sorta see, is that people haven't SEEN what we've seen.
elan_einlhander (1:42:14): So they're like "What am I really missing out on?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:15): And so I've thought myself into a corner, where the rest of my life looks like it's just gonna be UPHILL, because I can't STAND to live the easy life that all of my emotions desperately want me to live. I have to live a life where I constantly have to deny my own emotions! And nobody likes people like me and you, Doug! Nobody! And human beings are social creatures... that's what people say. That's what PSYCHOLOGISTS say. And they say that we can't live without people liking us.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:36): And I think that it is POSSIBLE, but HARD. And I think that it is WORTH IT, but it's easy to forget how much its worth when your body ACHES.
elan_einlhander (1:43:53): It makes you stronger, the strongest you can be.
elan_einlhander (1:44:00): Knowing you can indeed make it alone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:08): It's the same reason people don't work out... because it isn't pleasant.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:15): But it makes you stronger mostly because it ISN'T pleasant.
elan_einlhander (1:44:34): Everything worth having is gonna be hard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:22): And you just have to over-think it. You have to know deep down that your body is worth it, and that everything is worth trying for. That's all that you can do to get up and work out, and the same goes for trying to save the world. But emotions are damn strong. Ugh.
elan_einlhander (1:46:03): Well, it's because we've been slowly developing a weaker and weaker society, one that allows people to get away with doing SQUAT.
elan_einlhander (1:46:09): To be liars, and thieves, to decieve.
elan_einlhander (1:46:21): We've made it too easy to fuck up.
elan_einlhander (1:46:32): I say we, because I'll now take responsibility for it.
elan_einlhander (1:46:36): I'll fix it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:47): It's all of our faults. ~sighs~
elan_einlhander (1:47:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:08): And all it takes is one person to take responsibility for it, and one day, people we see the benefits and join in.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:53): And after all of these many, many years that mankind has lived on Earth, NO ONE has taken responsibility for it. It's hard to believe, what with their having been SO many people on Earth since the beginning of time...
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:11): But it's INTIMIDATING. It's like NOTHING else. It isn't scary like GODZILLA is scary. It's EVERYTHING.
elan_einlhander (1:48:15): That none of them sat up and realized it was all going to hell.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:46): ~shakes his head and eats a strawberry popsicle~
elan_einlhander (1:49:03): Our youth, since that is the main group we're part of now, is seriously fucked up David.
elan_einlhander (1:49:13): They're under the impression they can't have fun without being stupid.
elan_einlhander (1:49:18): That they can't enjoy themselves.
elan_einlhander (1:49:23): Do you realize how MANY kids steal?
elan_einlhander (1:49:26): Like in our area?
elan_einlhander (1:49:32): Like commonly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:40): I have a vague idea.
elan_einlhander (1:49:54): Every single teenager I work with at Meijer, for instance, is a thief.
elan_einlhander (1:49:56): All of them.
elan_einlhander (1:49:57): Literally.
elan_einlhander (1:50:01): I've yet to meet one who isn't
elan_einlhander (1:50:03): Makes me siiiiiiiiick.
elan_einlhander (1:50:19): I ask them why, and they say why not
elan_einlhander (1:50:28): I say it's immoral, it's taking something you never earned.
elan_einlhander (1:50:31): And they say who cares.
elan_einlhander (1:50:35): Look what we've become
elan_einlhander (1:50:41): I care.
elan_einlhander (1:51:35): And while this sort of stuff may get you and I very angry.
elan_einlhander (1:51:38): It's healthy to discuss.
elan_einlhander (1:52:02): It's better to get hopped up, hyper, angry. As opposed to being JUST LIKE THEM and not care about it.
elan_einlhander (1:52:06): It's not okay to get angry.
elan_einlhander (1:52:20): But I'd really rather risk anger than sheer apathy of life.
elan_einlhander (1:54:27): Meanwhile, this sandwhich is delicious.
elan_einlhander (1:54:32): Pickleloaf is my friend.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:57): Anger leads to hate... It comes from being not in control. Because there are a lot of benefits for saving the world, and it really is worth it, and it's being possible is the best thing in the world to be happy about. The fact stands that, as long as we're human, the same nets of hate and idiocy that targets other humans will be targetted at us, regardless of how much we think we have figured out. I mean, I know I shouldn't be as pissed as I am... but even knowing that, I'm pissed as hell. That's where it comes down to something that every human being has, and which is our greatest gift: Our will. We were given our will for one reason: to just NOT do the STUPID things that our 'nature' tries to make us do.
elan_einlhander (1:58:11): Otherwise, we just wouldn't have that will..
elan_einlhander (1:58:14): It would be pointless.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:02): Exactly. And that's also what makes life worth-while. Our will is our manifestation of our humanity; it's the one thing that seperates us from animals. It's the manifestation of our being FORGIVEN for all of the stupid mistakes we've made; it's a manifestation because we just don't have to make them anymore. There's no law saying that we have to make them anymore. In some cases, there ARE laws stating that, but not any law that we HAVE to follow.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:37): Hence, David being an anarchist. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:38): It's putting a whole lot of faith in us.
elan_einlhander (2:01:18): If someone gave us this will, they had a whole mess of faith in us.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:21): ~please, please Rinera_Vanwa come online to see this status message~
elan_einlhander (2:01:26): It's like the end-all givft.
elan_einlhander (2:01:27): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:57): Rinera Vanwa being that person who accused me many times of being demonic, and believing that I'm literally a devil in disguise.
elan_einlhander (2:02:07): So I assumed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:30): I have no idea what'd she say if she messaged me with that status message.
elan_einlhander (2:03:08): Maybe, just maybe she would spontaneously combust.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:31): ~thinks he's gonna leave that status message on...~
elan_einlhander (2:03:58): Sadly it's not what they say to Doug, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:13): People read messages like that and say, "...Does that have some kind of artistic meaning?" and then sit there for hours trying to figure out what I could mean by it.
elan_einlhander (2:04:14): "People say, "Oh Doug, you STUPID ASSHOLE I HATE YOU! :D""
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:24): With the smile of course.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:30): A big ol' smile.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:57): AIM needs to burn up and die.
elan_einlhander (2:05:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:05:19): And so does our assumingly-accused VioletMoonFairy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:55): AIM STILL has no way to automatically save messages... and a bunch of other things that make it retarded. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:06:18): They do if you get Deeeeeeeeead AIM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:27): :O
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:43): Dead AIM is like Kazaa lite. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:06:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:06:49): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:07:03): Someone at AIM MUST have thought "Wait doesn't Yahoo! do this automatically?"
elan_einlhander (2:07:14): And then all of the other board members threw him out the widnow.
elan_einlhander (2:07:17): window*
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:20): And then he died.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:23): And made Dead AIM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:07:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:57): Yahoo! is like the illegitimate child of AIM and MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:22): It has the bare-bones functionality of AIM, but the features of MSN, which is unneccessarily artsy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:35): I like MSN, but something about it seems overly contrived, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:09:00): Meanwhile I have no appeal for it whatsoever.
elan_einlhander (2:09:09): I just like being notified of e-mail, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:11): There's so much to customize on MSN, which makes it 1337... but hardly anyone uses it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:51): MSN reminds me of a dream for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:03): It's all bubbly and... weird.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:16): And it's very pretty, like Macs.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:21): Ironically.
elan_einlhander (2:10:45): Macs are indeed pretty.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:50): And then there's Sega messenger...
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:58): Which is like a poorly-designed Java program.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:11:37): That was... lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:24): And I never got to see what a message window looks like on it.
elan_einlhander (2:12:51): Such a shame.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:11): And it sucked because it had such a big block ad that had to load up every time you opened the window, for a really, really old game.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:15): God, Sega is so ghetto. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:20): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:34): Like, I think I WAY over-estimate Sega sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:53): I think they must, like, make games in one, very small office building that they RENT.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:10): And there's, like, 40 people that work there.
elan_einlhander (2:14:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:24): And they take out loans from the bank to mass-produce their games.
elan_einlhander (2:14:31): You're probably right.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:35): I bet Sega has really bad credit.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:55): Like, really. Since I was a kid, I've played their games and loved them, and always thought that they were some huge video game corporation.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:16): But then they apparently WENT OUT OF BUSINESS out of nowhere, and are now only a third-party-publisher which HARDLY EVER makes new games.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:23): And their WEBSITE is ATROCIOUS.
elan_einlhander (2:15:31): Is it?
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:34): For being such a "huge" corporation, their website is ATROCIOUS.
elan_einlhander (2:15:51): I guess it's a wonder they made it as far as they did.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:17): Or maybe not. I was thinking of their dreamcast webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:18): BUT STILL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:26): They should destroy their old web-page, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:20): The only good game they've made in the past few years is Sonic Adventure 2.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:22): Wow, I guess I maybe UNDERESTIMATED Sega.
elan_einlhander (2:17:27): Wha?
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:34): I'm on their new web-pag.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:56): ~doesn't even bother correcting that typo~ And apparently, they're going to be producing an online MUD based on The Matrix.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:02): That's gonna be insanely popular, I already know.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:19): And I already want it, just after having heard that it's a graphical MUD... based on The Matrix. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:43): David's a Matrix-junkie.
elan_einlhander (2:18:46): Most people are.
elan_einlhander (2:18:50): It's awful hard not to be, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:01): Wow, that's insanely original.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:41): Since the Matrix is based in a world where people just "connect" to the world over a network...
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:24): The plot of the online RPG will actually just be a continuation of the movies. So, hypothetically speaking, the role-players will have the responsibility of carrying on the "official" storyline of the series.
elan_einlhander (2:20:34): hmmm
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:47): The game is, in essence, The Matrix 4.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:59): But people get to participate, and it's roleplay.
elan_einlhander (2:21:11): But Sega's making it.
elan_einlhander (2:21:17): So I'd still be cautious.
elan_einlhander (2:21:24): They have a habit of... slacking.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:50): Spoke to soon.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:08): Apparently, it isn't a free-style RPG, like Achaea...
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:30): But rather, a guided-RPG... where players can interact and stuff, but the main purpose of the game is to follow the pre-set storyline.
elan_einlhander (2:22:50): Sorta defeats the purpose of an online thing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:53): So it's basically a one-player RPG, but where your party can consist of anyone.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:10): I downloaded the trial version of Sonic Heroes for the PC.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:24): :D
elan_einlhander (2:29:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:29:58): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:03): Lol. Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:50): My processor can't handle it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:55): It was so slow.
elan_einlhander (2:34:24): Mmm, processing speed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:42): At least the controls didn't lag... for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:46): Not sure how that works... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:57): How long you planning on staying up, Doug?
elan_einlhander (2:40:15): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (2:40:21): I dunno really.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:27): ~feeling the incredible urge to download Furcadia, but wants someone to come harass the fruits with him~
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:37): ~would be lonely doing it by himself, and not sure if he's gonna sleep tonight~
elan_einlhander (2:40:48): ...
elan_einlhander (2:40:50): Fine -_-
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:53): Come oooon. Yaaaaay.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:56): www.furcadia.com
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:08): I remind myself of Martias, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:31): He always asks me to download these stupid games, just so we can play together... and we usually just end up making fun of them, but it's better than making fun of them alone.
elan_einlhander (2:41:33): Wow
elan_einlhander (2:41:45): It took a quarter of a second to download.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:00): Wow, same here.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:22): ~wonders where it downloaded to~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:13): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:32): Oh, my Documents.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:03): It took so short to download because it just downloaded the downloader, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:10): But it still took about 15 seconds to download.
elan_einlhander (2:44:15): So I'm noticing.
elan_einlhander (2:44:24): Does Doug want to be warned of R-rated areas...
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:56): We're both gonna become Furcadia addicts.
elan_einlhander (2:45:01): ....ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:45:04): I was welcomed.
elan_einlhander (2:45:35): David this is extremely homosexual, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:40): Lol. I know.
elan_einlhander (2:45:57): I don't know if I can stomach it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:04): Lemme copy-paste to you my conversation with John about when I used to play Furcadia for about three hours:
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:04): vencabot_teppoo (8:36:26 PM): I remember people used to try and RP on that one... animal game, lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:36:41 PM): "HOW DARE YOU! *draws sword*" vencabot_teppoo (8:36:49 PM): *meanwhile, character sprite just sits there* vencabot_teppoo (8:36:52 PM): ' _ ' vencabot_teppoo (8:36:54 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:37:22 PM): "No, how dare YOU! *runs up, swinging sword menacingly*" vencabot_teppoo (8:37:28 PM): *meanwhile, sprite:* vencabot_teppoo (8:37:31 PM): ' _ ' verencamerosa (8:39:35 PM): *Laughs* Oy. vencabot_teppoo (8:40:57 PM): Furcadia, I think that game was called, lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:40:58 PM): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:07 PM): And that game had no attribute system. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:12 PM): It was DESIGNED for freestyle RP.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:27): vencabot_teppoo (8:41:13 PM): Lol. verencamerosa (8:41:13 PM): Whoah. verencamerosa (8:41:17 PM): WHOAH. verencamerosa (8:41:19 PM): SERIOUSLY? verencamerosa (8:41:21 PM): WTF? vencabot_teppoo (8:41:28 PM): Yeah, lol. No MOBs... nothing like that. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:30 PM): No NPCs. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:33 PM): Shops. Anything. Lol. verencamerosa (8:41:37 PM): OMG. Now that's just dumb. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:44 PM): Yeah, lol... but it did have okay graphics. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:52 PM): And the world was interactive... kinda. verencamerosa (8:41:58 PM): Especially with little ( '_' ) characters. vencabot_teppoo (8:42:03 PM): I remember I used to run into people's houses and mess up their furnature, lol. verencamerosa (8:42:10 PM): *LAUGHS*
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:36): vencabot_teppoo (8:42:19 PM): You could move stuff around sorta like in the Sims. vencabot_teppoo (8:42:31 PM): And I was just a newbie, running around and clicking on stuff like "WHEEEEE!!!" vencabot_teppoo (8:42:44 PM): And then people would message me and be like, "Wtf, dude. Stay out of my house." vencabot_teppoo (8:42:52 PM): And I was like, "How was I supposed to know?" Lol. verencamerosa (8:45:28 PM): *Laughs* vencabot_teppoo (8:47:01 PM): I was like, pulling all the chairs away from the tables and clicking the plates so that they all had the same kind of food, lol. vencabot_teppoo (8:47:12 PM): Just running around like, *click-click-click* ^o^ vencabot_teppoo (8:56:02 PM): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (8:56:07 PM): They don't call Furcadia an RPG.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:43): vencabot_teppoo (8:56:11 PM): It's a MMOSG. vencabot_teppoo (8:56:14 PM): Massively vencabot_teppoo (8:56:18 PM): Multiplayer vencabot_teppoo (8:56:19 PM): Online vencabot_teppoo (8:56:20 PM): Social vencabot_teppoo (8:56:21 PM): Game. vencabot_teppoo (8:56:22 PM): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:59): vencabot_teppoo (8:57:27 PM): Lol. ~goes to download~ vencabot_teppoo (9:02:04 PM): http://www.furcadia.com/download/images/maypole.gif vencabot_teppoo (9:02:13 PM): Maypole dancing. vencabot_teppoo (9:02:14 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:03:14 PM): http://www.furcadia.com/download/images/furrtropolis1.gif vencabot_teppoo (9:03:20 PM): A pic of Furtropolis. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:03:52 PM): http://www.furcadia.com/download/images/westwood.gif vencabot_teppoo (9:04:04 PM): ~can't wait to start playing!~ :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:14): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:20): ~was puuurrr-welcomed, too~
elan_einlhander (2:50:40): *can't decide between Elan or Elan Einlhander*
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:02): I'm gonna go Vencabot.
elan_einlhander (2:51:06): All right then.
elan_einlhander (2:51:14): MY NAME IS TAKEN
elan_einlhander (2:51:15): FUCK YOU GUYS
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:23): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (2:51:31): Use Vencabot Teppo, because I now have to use Elan Einlhander.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:31): THERE'S AN ELAN RUNNING AROUND FURCADIA.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:58): What race are you? Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:52:07): I don't even remember now, lol
elan_einlhander (2:52:13): I look like a ferret.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:27): I'm a cute wil' bunny.
elan_einlhander (2:52:48): Check out the help circles, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:38): My music stopped.
elan_einlhander (2:53:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:01:02): VT buddy is gone.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:07): Where are you? Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:01:17): Furrabian Nights like you said ,lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:19): ~shouting for you~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:44): I keep stumbling into dreams.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:19): Where are you? Any noticable structures?
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:24): ~gets a message that his cookies are ready~
elan_einlhander (3:03:33): ROFL
elan_einlhander (3:03:42): Yiverious cougar molests.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:48): ...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (3:03:53): That's what it said, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:03): I can see THE VINCA
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:10): Okay, I'll look for it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:13): That's where I was, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:33): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:05:37): I wandered into the LUST HOTEL
elan_einlhander (3:05:41): *dramatic music*
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:45): Okay, I'm coming- rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:05): I found a room with a porno playing on the TV.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:27): Will these people EVER go to bed?! Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:31): "You goin' to bed?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:33): "Yeah."
elan_einlhander (3:38:39): Nope, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:39:02): And Doug snaps.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:03): No clothes at yiffy high.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:47:17): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:14): I'm locked in.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:25): Are you standing right infront of the door? Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:56:38): No, but when I try to go in it like glitches up.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:53): Try to come in now.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:10): I can't get out!
elan_einlhander (4:01:30): *froze*
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:34): Me too.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:03:11): Well that was...fun?
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:12): I think I'm gonna keep hopping around.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:17): Find some chick.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:21): Bring her to the Lust Hotel.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:03:26): I feel like a real man now.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:33): Get some rest, Doug.
elan_einlhander (4:03:40): Naw, gonna make a sandwhich actually, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:43): You and your tired cracker ass.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:03:47): No no
elan_einlhander (4:03:52): Crack-ass mutha-fucka!
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:56): ROFL
elan_einlhander (4:03:59): Cracka*
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:02): Bobby Burr?
elan_einlhander (4:04:09): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:12): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:18): Billy burr, I think... whatever.
elan_einlhander (4:04:24): Something Burr.
elan_einlhander (4:06:25): *decided to get dangerous granola instead*
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:06:45): I bought two more boxes, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:06:50): I am officially addicted to granola.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:51): Fool.
elan_einlhander (4:07:19): It sure cured my crack addiction though. :D
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:29): Granola is worse.
elan_einlhander (4:07:35): ... it is?
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:39): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:44): ~no explanation~
elan_einlhander (4:07:45): o_o;
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:07:56): *one of his favourite verticons*
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:15): ~prefers~ O.o;;
elan_einlhander (4:08:48): Too panicked.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:54): o.o;
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:11): BWAK
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:18): Ericka Aguilar: -poke poke-
elan_einlhander (4:10:32): Bwak -_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:11:26): Ericka Aguilar: -poke poke- vencabot_teppo: -stab stab STABBITY STAB STAB-
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:44): That's what happens when you message vencabot_teppo instead of me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:47): It happens all too often.
elan_einlhander (4:11:54): Yup.
elan_einlhander (4:11:56): He can't handle that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:25): ~closes Furcadia~ Boring.
elan_einlhander (4:13:40): I feel bad for those guys that were actually into it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:47): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:13:54): Wow you guys are... real losers.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:58): Ericka is staying up because of bad memories, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:14:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:14:08): Kill her, relieve her pain.
elan_einlhander (4:14:14): She'll thank you later.
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:26): David: "I've gotten about 20 hours of sleep in the last two weeks. HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!"
elan_einlhander (4:14:33): No no
elan_einlhander (4:14:34): gotta say it
elan_einlhander (4:14:51): "HOW YAH LIKE ME NOW, HUH HUH? HOW YAH LIKE ME NOW?!"
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:14): Ericka make David go boom. Did I tell you I had to change her name? Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:16:32): What, from jackdanilesincrystalglasses?
elan_einlhander (4:16:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:37): BWAK!!!
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:16:39): *can't have done that right*
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:39): j/k
elan_einlhander (4:16:50): What a ridiculously long name, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:17:38): That name gives me bad dreams, lol. It IS long... and sooo recognizable, at least to me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:17:44): I could see it anywhere and be like BWAK!!!
vencabot_teppoo (4:17:49): jackdanielsincrystalglasses
elan_einlhander (4:19:27): Someday, David will be at a party, and some girl will be there hold a crystal glass with a strange brown liquid in it and say to David: "Want some Jack Daniel's?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:19:37): And I'll stick her in her jaw.
vencabot_teppoo (4:19:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:19:39): And he'll choke a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (4:19:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:19:42): Close enough
elan_einlhander (4:19:53): *can't stop saying 'choke a bitch' now*
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:20): There's no rationale for my feelings for Ericka, lol. Really.
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:26): I mean, there's not even a word for it.
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:33): The blackness of that hatred, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:20:43): I hear yah.
elan_einlhander (4:21:03): I guess in a way she is to be thanked.
elan_einlhander (4:21:15): For pushing David over the edge.
elan_einlhander (4:21:18): So far over.
elan_einlhander (4:21:25): So far he was about to break.
elan_einlhander (4:21:26): ...
elan_einlhander (4:21:29): *sings*
elan_einlhander (4:21:50): 1 stp klsr or whatever, at the end, is David.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:20): Yeah, really. I owe her a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:24): But still.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:22:29): Like a fist to the jaw.
elan_einlhander (4:22:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:38): One day, if I DO go crazy...
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:44): I swear, I'm gonna go down to Utah.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:47): And stick her in her jaw.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:52): ~knows where she lives... exactly~
elan_einlhander (4:22:55): You gotta say something though.
elan_einlhander (4:22:57): Like "BAM!"
elan_einlhander (4:23:03): *would so say bam*
vencabot_teppoo (4:25:15): ~eyes really twitching~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:25:54): *listening to LP now*
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:08): Doug, I'm more personal with you than anyone. I mean, if I really did lose it, you'd be the only one to know why.
elan_einlhander (4:26:39): Indeed, everyone else, like Colwyn and Koree would just be like "He went crazy saving the world or something and running in the woods"
elan_einlhander (4:26:42): Doug would know, though.
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:59): Doug would be like, "It was that DAAAMN bitch." *black guy voice*
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:27:14): With Doug's patended black guy voice.
elan_einlhander (4:27:15): SHUT UP
elan_einlhander (4:27:17): IT'S POURING
elan_einlhander (4:27:18): SHUT UP
elan_einlhander (4:27:20): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:23): ...WHAT?
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:27:28): Music, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:27:34): I just like this song.
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:00): ~can't listen to music when talking to Ericka~
elan_einlhander (4:29:10): Why not? o_O
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:19): Don't know. Need ALL of my attention.
elan_einlhander (4:29:22): Ah.
elan_einlhander (4:29:35): 'Cept for that small portion that seems to be going to Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:44): This is my "sanity window."
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:51): I need one open when I'm talking to Ericka. Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:29:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:29:56): :D
elan_einlhander (4:30:06): I laugh everytime I type that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:19): That calls for a log copy-paste!
elan_einlhander (4:30:27): YAY
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:19): vencabot_teppoo (1:53:07 AM): ~as well as certain emoticons~ vencabot_teppoo (1:53:08 AM): :D vencabot_teppoo (1:53:10 AM): :O verencamerosa (1:53:19 AM): >; 3 vencabot_teppoo (1:53:27 AM): No... just those two, lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:53:31 AM): :O verencamerosa (1:53:38 AM): <: C vencabot_teppoo (1:53:55 AM): Because their emotion is so pure and simple... They are the PERFECT emoticons. vencabot_teppoo (1:53:57 AM): :D verencamerosa (1:54:00 AM): T_T vencabot_teppoo (1:54:18 AM): It just looks... SO happy. So completely, stupidly happy. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:21 AM): :D vencabot_teppoo (1:54:27 AM): Look at its eyes... vencabot_teppoo (1:54:31 AM): It isn't thinking about ANYTHING. vencabot_teppoo (1:54:36 AM): It's like, "YIPPEEEE" vencabot_teppoo (1:54:37 AM): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:32): vencabot_teppoo (1:55:32 AM): :O vencabot_teppoo (1:55:40 AM): So violated... so shocked. vencabot_teppoo (1:55:49 AM): In complete awe. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:04 AM): And the only thing better than those two emoticons are these two emoticons. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:06 AM): :DDDD vencabot_teppoo (1:56:07 AM): :OOOO verencamerosa (1:56:19 AM): ;o; verencamerosa (1:56:23 AM): *Likes that one* vencabot_teppoo (1:56:55 AM): I like all of the standing up ones, but I don't find them humourous. I use them to add character to my messages... Sometimes humour, but only because they ADD to the humour. Alone, they are nothing. vencabot_teppoo (1:57:05 AM): Meanwhile, I am completely and thoroughly amused by :O and :D verencamerosa (1:57:11 AM): *Laughs*
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:47): verencamerosa (1:57:29 AM): *Grins* And you're also amused with teasing poor southern girls with your manly, christian charms. vencabot_teppoo (1:57:44 AM): Lol... but really, though, let's be serious. vencabot_teppoo (1:58:01 AM): I crack MYSELF up when I use :D and :O verencamerosa (1:58:15 AM): *Laughs* Idiot.*Hashmir style* vencabot_teppoo (1:58:38 AM): Like, "Elan_Einlhander: Man, it's starting to snow outside, and I have to work." vencabot_teppoo (1:58:45 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :O" vencabot_teppoo (1:58:53 AM): That's all... That's all it takes. vencabot_teppoo (1:58:54 AM): Lol. verencamerosa (1:59:03 AM): *Laughs* verencamerosa (1:59:09 AM): This is doug verencamerosa (1:59:33 AM): "Why... Why don't you care?";o; vencabot_teppoo (1:59:48 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :O"
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:07): vencabot_teppoo (1:59:48 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :O" vencabot_teppoo (1:59:56 AM): It doesn't need to make any sense, either. vencabot_teppoo (1:59:58 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:16 AM): I can just send someone a message out of nowhere. vencabot_teppoo (2:00:23 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :D" vencabot_teppoo (2:00:33 AM): "rootxero: ...what?" vencabot_teppoo (2:00:41 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :DDDD" vencabot_teppoo (2:00:49 AM): "rootxero: ...WHAT?" vencabot_teppoo (2:00:56 AM): "Vencabot_Teppoo: :O" vencabot_teppoo (2:00:57 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:04:04 AM): Oh, and here's a classic combo... vencabot_teppoo (2:04:06 AM): >_> vencabot_teppoo (2:04:07 AM): <_< vencabot_teppoo (2:04:09 AM): :D vencabot_teppoo (2:04:11 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (2:04:49 AM): Or, equally: venca
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:15): vencabot_teppoo (2:04:51 AM): >_> vencabot_teppoo (2:04:52 AM): <_< vencabot_teppoo (2:04:54 AM): :O vencabot_teppoo (2:05:06 AM): And then the classic hybrid: vencabot_teppoo (2:05:09 AM): :OOODDDD
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:19): Notice Doug's cameo.
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:34:03): Rofl, I just cracked up from reading that.
elan_einlhander (4:34:10): :D is the ultimate sign of happiness.
elan_einlhander (4:34:15): That is pure, blissful happiness.
elan_einlhander (4:34:38): And I should like to make the challenge that ~I~ have been more angry.
elan_einlhander (4:34:43): Bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:18): There, happy now?
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:35:37): ....Touche.
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:35:48): "blacker" being a great adjective.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:06): No rest for the wicked.
elan_einlhander (4:36:19): A good quote from very confused man.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:36:37): I couldn't even begin to describe to Travis how confused your father was, like all the time.
elan_einlhander (4:36:42): Telling him random stories.
elan_einlhander (4:36:45): That I am now a part of.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:52): Doug knows, Doug knows.
elan_einlhander (4:36:58): "Seven, five and a half"
elan_einlhander (4:37:02): Best story.
elan_einlhander (4:37:05): That's its title.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:44): Lol. I think it should be, "Seven / Five-and-a-Half: A David Hernandez Story."
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:54): I should write my dad's biography and call it that.
elan_einlhander (4:37:54): Very well.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:38:36): "Seven, sir"
elan_einlhander (4:38:40): "Five-and-a-half?"
elan_einlhander (4:38:43): "..."
elan_einlhander (4:38:45): "Seven."
elan_einlhander (4:38:52): "Five-and-a-half?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:18): I feel the need to quote my father every now and then, especially when talking about girls with other guys.
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:40): "Man, she's a pretty girl. Isn't she a pretty girl?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:39:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:40:00): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (4:40:06): "My good friend David"
vencabot_teppoo (4:40:11): Doug knows. Doug was here during the olympics.
vencabot_teppoo (4:40:21): "Wow... What pretty girls." Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:40:39): For ALL of them.
vencabot_teppoo (4:40:44): Over and over again.
elan_einlhander (4:40:54): Though that trampoline stuff was hype.
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:07): Too bad no one busted their shit.
elan_einlhander (4:41:11): Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:23): ~yawns~
elan_einlhander (4:41:51): Why is Doug up.
elan_einlhander (4:41:57): Sadly because David is up.-_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:01): I stopped talking to Ericka, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:10): So I don't need a sanity window open, if you wanna go to bed. Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:42:35): Well fuck you too.
elan_einlhander (4:42:38): Georgy-boy.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:43): Yugi booooooy.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:47): Yugi boooOOOY.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:53): Yuuuugi boooOOOY.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:00): ~you know he's saying it out loud, too~
elan_einlhander (4:43:18): Talking with guides about why I hate Christmas.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:43:25): And I don't have an answer.
elan_einlhander (4:43:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:27): Doug, last year:
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:31): x_o
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:37): "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:40): Doug: x_o
elan_einlhander (4:43:43): x_x
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:49): *shampoo*
elan_einlhander (4:43:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:51): +
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:53): *wall*
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:54): +
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:56): *scalp*
elan_einlhander (4:43:57): Good-ass times.
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:44:10): Pretty nurse: "Want some help?"
elan_einlhander (4:44:13): Doug, resisting so hard.
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:44:22): ROFl
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:29): ROF!
elan_einlhander (4:44:34): Wait wait
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:38): *yaaawn*
elan_einlhander (4:44:51): [5] guides heard you say, 'Nah, I'm okay with it, I have much more important thi ngs to focus my energies on.' [GUIDE] Aesir says 'like what?'
elan_einlhander (4:45:09): [5] guides heard you say, 'Like the salvation of the human race.'
vencabot_teppoo (4:45:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:45:15): No one's answering now.
elan_einlhander (4:45:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:45:18): Way to go Elan.
vencabot_teppoo (4:45:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:03): David, Yahoo! search:
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:05): "SAVE ME!"
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:16): First result: "Save me: Hanson lyrics"
elan_einlhander (4:46:21): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:25): Second result: "Save me: Michael Jackson lyrics"
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:29): So, David adjusts his search:
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:34): "SAVE ME! I'M SERIOUS!"
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:40): Result:
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:48): "Amazon.com: Music: I'm Serious"
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:54): David: *blows own brains out*
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:47:02): Rofl,. like the suicide hotline.
elan_einlhander (4:47:09): "Suicide hotline, please hold"
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:12): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:47:16): I forgot who had that as their title, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:33): Rofl!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:34): RAHFA
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:35): ASDHASDA
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:35): DASDFHJASDF
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:42): ~saying that out loud, too~
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:44): ~really~
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:49): Website:
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:54): Jesus Can Save You From Hell
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:57): URL:
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:02): www.yourgoingtohell.com
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:13): Dear Lord, I must view this webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:29): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:30): THE MIDI
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:59): OH MY GOD
vencabot_teppoo (4:49:00): LOL
elan_einlhander (4:49:23): .........................................................................
elan_einlhander (4:49:34): *can't breathe*
vencabot_teppoo (4:49:47): THEY ALWAYS CAPITALIZE "HELL"
vencabot_teppoo (4:49:47): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:49:59): Listen to some great sermons on HELL Turning HELL into a big joke? Halloween is Demonic.. A Missing PSALM The Reality Of HELL A Doctors View On HELL A Frightening Dream John Bunyans Vision of HELL 1654 Vision Of a Disgusting HELL 
elan_einlhander (4:50:15): I can not in any possibly way take this seriously.
elan_einlhander (4:50:43): *jams to the Nintendo game-like MIDI*
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:00): Oh my God, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:51:09): This music, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:51:13): My god it's jamming.
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:13): "Praying to dead people click here"
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:25): "Tarot cards and other garbage click here"
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:31): "perverts and other sickos click here"
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:51:46): Hellbound of the month.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:52:07): Scientology.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:19): ROFL OK GAJSF
elan_einlhander (4:52:21): You mean science?
elan_einlhander (4:52:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:28): http://jesus-is-lord.com/bigtalk.htm
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:37): LOOK AT THE GRAPHICAL DEPICTIONS ROFL
elan_einlhander (4:53:06): ..................
elan_einlhander (4:53:06): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:28): I wouldn't have understood if there wasn't a clear and easily readable graph, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:32): Thank you, website.
elan_einlhander (4:53:35): There is no such thing as an atheist because no human being knows everything and has all knowledge as we've seen above. Neither can any person be everywhere at the same time. For a person to be able to confidently say, "There is no God," he'd have to know EVERYTHING that existed EVERYWHERE--and no human being fits that bill. There is no atheist. At the very BEST a person can say, "I'm agnostic" although this is not true either... 
elan_einlhander (4:53:43): I have to quote him.
elan_einlhander (4:53:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:53:46): Forever.
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:54): ROFL, THE MIDI CHANGES.
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:09): If Hell has sweet MIDIs, sign me up.
elan_einlhander (4:54:26): Seriously, I was jamming to that music.
elan_einlhander (4:54:55): Aw the scientology link doesn't work.
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:24): Hardly any of those links work, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:30): God, the spelling, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:31): Your
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:31): Going
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:32): To
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:33): Hell
elan_einlhander (4:55:42): I don't fear hell if they can't even use good grammar.
elan_einlhander (4:55:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:55:46): ShizZAM.
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:56:06): Ooooooooo
elan_einlhander (4:56:07): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:56:14): I wish they'd ask ME those questions.
elan_einlhander (4:56:20): I'd answer yes.
elan_einlhander (4:56:38): And of course the counter-argument
elan_einlhander (4:56:43): "Neither do YOU"
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:57:05): There is no such thing as an athiest.
elan_einlhander (4:57:09): A BOLD CLAIM MY GOOD SIR.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:21): Hell doesn't fuckin' scare me, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:57:30): It shouldn't scare anyone.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:33): I'll kick Hell's ass.
elan_einlhander (4:57:34): People shouldn't live in fear.
elan_einlhander (4:57:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:57:41): I'll pants hell and kick it to the curb.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:46): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:54): I'll butter Hell's bean and serve it to 'im cold!
elan_einlhander (4:58:17): I'll stick it to Hell in the shin and call his mama.
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:45): I'll tear of Hell's head and take a dump in his neck, and then I'll go to Burger King for lunch!
elan_einlhander (4:58:55): Rofl, who said that.
elan_einlhander (4:59:14): Conscience makes cowards of us all, and makes us believe, even when we say we don't, that God must punish sin.
elan_einlhander (4:59:22): So a good conscience makes us cowards.
elan_einlhander (4:59:23): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:28): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:42): Meanwhile, the "pray for jesus to save you" page has an amazing grace midi.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:49): Just to make the experience THAT more touching, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:59:55): AwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWW
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:21): I love the Anime girl on the main page, rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:00:25): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (5:00:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:00:35): They had to chose an Anime girl of course.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:49): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:53): One of her quotes:
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:03): "Rev 1:8 says that I'm going to burn in Hell fire."
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:01:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:01:28): How can someone sincerely make a page like that, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:01:34): I swear it has to be a joke.
elan_einlhander (5:01:37): That Devil picture.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:02): OH MY GOD
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:04): JUST WATCH HER
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:07): SHE SAYS HILARIOUS THINGS
elan_einlhander (5:02:10): Yes she does.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:13): ~can't quote them all~
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:41): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:44): ONE OF THE LINKS:
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:53): "Recent visions of Hell suggest worms will eat your body."
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:57): Giant worms, I mean.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:03:03): Oh damn.
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:18): "You may think that Hell is a big joke NOW..."
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:26): "...But you won't be laughing when you get dropped into a PIT!"
elan_einlhander (5:03:33): I sure won't be.
elan_einlhander (5:03:41): A pit of HELLFIRE :D
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:09): I don't know if this site is made by a really clever comedian or a really stupid...idiot. Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:04:22): Either way it's hilarious.
elan_einlhander (5:04:32): And that music makes me wanna play Contra.
vencabot_teppoo (5:05:17): Question: What's wrong with all the links.. why are they not ready? I click on them and nothing happens. Response: They are not done yet.. for now there is enough information on the main page to keep you out of HELL.. The other links will be complete soon.. tune back in soon and see if you are HELLBOUND! 
vencabot_teppoo (5:05:20): This can't be real, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:05:53): There's no way it can be, no living being could be sincere about this.
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:16): Question: "I don't care if I am going to HELL!.. I will be fine.. worry about yourself!" Response: I do worry about myself.. I am frightened of HELL.. Your statement saying you don't care is if you are going to HELL is foolish.. You say that now.. but when you finally get to your PIT and start screaming and weeping you will think differently.. Hell will be an unstoppable nightmare of unexplainable pain.. 
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:27): I wish I could put that all in my status message, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:06:47): Man he's cheery.
elan_einlhander (5:07:09): I talk to demons I mean Spirit Guides all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (5:07:16): ~wants to click on the "Turning HELL into a big joke?" link~ Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:09:04): Question: You are stupid it's "You're" going to Hell not "Your".. you are dumb!.. Response: I am pretty stupid but in this case "You're" will not work with internic for our domain name.. so "your" was accepted.. as long as you get the message.. 
elan_einlhander (5:09:06): Ooooooookay.
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:09:56): Who IS this guy/
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:03): SATAN
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:10:09): YES
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:13): Satan made that webpage to make Christians look like idiots.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:14): INGENIUS.
elan_einlhander (5:10:25): Clever bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:10:35): ROFL
elan_einlhander (5:10:38): HIS E-MAIl
elan_einlhander (5:10:47): LastStopHELL@yahoo.com
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:05): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:16): I found that page where I got my suicide quote from.
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:22): It'd be funny if I really WAS suicidal.
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:34): *David, gun to his head, surfing the internet*
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:36): *reads:
elan_einlhander (5:11:40): .....okay I know it's a joke now.
elan_einlhander (5:11:43): It has to be
elan_einlhander (5:11:45): Because of this
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:46): ?gSuicide is not chosen; it happens when pain exceeds resources for coping with pain.?h 
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:55): *blows own brains out*
vencabot_teppoo (5:11:57): Because of what?
elan_einlhander (5:12:01): Go Goddess Game.. This is a slick way into getting you to cast spells and summon demons and in the mean time think that you are playing a harmless game.. Comes complete with a Witch's Wheel and candles disguised with butterflies.. This is a wicked trick! If you own such a evil item be advised it is infested with demonic activity we suggest you destroy it as soon as possible.. Their website is: http://GoGoddess.com
elan_einlhander (5:12:04): He gives.. the website.
vencabot_teppoo (5:12:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:12:14): No this can't be right.
elan_einlhander (5:12:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:12:56): Doug wants to join the Anti-Hellbound team.
elan_einlhander (5:14:20): Hm, guess the Apocolypse is still around the corner.
elan_einlhander (5:14:24): I better find my umbrella.
vencabot_teppoo (5:14:29): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:14:55): "SINNER, a mere UMBRELLA will not protect you from the FIRES THAT WILL RAIN FROM THE SKY!"
elan_einlhander (5:15:02): "Well, I dunno, it's a pretty nice umbrella."
vencabot_teppoo (5:15:09): Damn, we think too alike. Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:15:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:15:14): ~was gonna say that~
elan_einlhander (5:15:16): You know you were gonna.
elan_einlhander (5:15:45): Man, my face hurts again.
vencabot_teppoo (5:16:03): What, Doug, you're HAPPY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL?!
elan_einlhander (5:16:13): OH YES I'VE BEEN BEAMING THE WHOLE TIME. :D
elan_einlhander (5:16:26): David please save my mortal soul!
vencabot_teppoo (5:16:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:16:40): ~is the Devil, sadly~
elan_einlhander (5:16:43): Lol, we're so going to Hell, listen to us.
elan_einlhander (5:16:45): Rofl, read my mind.
elan_einlhander (5:17:03): But as I said, I'm giving Hell a swift kick in the shin.
elan_einlhander (5:17:06): Dublin style.
vencabot_teppoo (5:17:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:17:56): I need some crazy ass person to message me RIIIGHT NOW. ~waits~
elan_einlhander (5:18:09): What the fuck am I.
elan_einlhander (5:18:16): I'm as crazy as they get.
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:16): A sane person.
elan_einlhander (5:18:18): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:18:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (5:18:23): Well to Hell with you.
elan_einlhander (5:18:24): GET IT
elan_einlhander (5:18:25): AHAHAHAHHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:26): HAHAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:27): DAMN YOU
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:28): LOL
elan_einlhander (5:18:31): ROFL
elan_einlhander (5:18:35): So sweet.
elan_einlhander (5:18:37): Such Good Times.
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:51): We need to get... not... same... brain.
vencabot_teppoo (5:19:01): *real-time typing*
vencabot_teppoo (5:19:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:19:05): *saws his skull off like Stormy*
elan_einlhander (5:19:19): Ablablablablblap..
vencabot_teppoo (5:19:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:21:06): If you get some sleep tomorrow, you should come over Saturday morning, we haven't boogied in a while.
vencabot_teppoo (5:21:17): So Be It.
elan_einlhander (5:21:33): I'd say afternoon, but I work at one, and the sun is an ass now.
vencabot_teppoo (5:21:43): Yeah, bitch.
elan_einlhander (5:21:58): Lol, reminds me of my life-long goal to destroy the sun.
vencabot_teppoo (5:22:12): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (5:22:17): Only Doug.
elan_einlhander (5:22:39): Yep.
elan_einlhander (5:22:58): Oh, I was telling Travis about when I got kicked out of Science class in 8th grade.
elan_einlhander (5:23:08): For arguing that something was translucent.
elan_einlhander (5:23:13): And I couldn;'t rememeber what it was.
elan_einlhander (5:23:14): Remember*
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:30): It was for arguing that translucent objects let light through them.
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:43): The question was, "Which lets light through? Transparent or Translucent?"
elan_einlhander (5:23:48): Ohhhh, okay.
elan_einlhander (5:23:54): I figured you'd remember better than me.
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:58): And both you and I said, "Both," and argued that both did, but in varying amounts.
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:12): I argued first, but you got more hype about it and had to go stand in the Hall.
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:24:25): And Doug got thoroughly dismissed.
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:46): The question was directed at me, but when I started arguing you jumped in to help, and being as I'm all cuddly and lovable and you aren't, you got kicked out.
elan_einlhander (5:25:05): David is like a teddy bear, and Doug is like a porcupine.
elan_einlhander (5:25:15): Or a Teddy bear laced in cancer.
vencabot_teppoo (5:25:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:26:49): Well, it's been real and all, but I'm gonna lay down now, you have to get ready for school soon anyway, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:26:56): We had an awesome night, though.
vencabot_teppoo (5:27:02): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (5:27:08): Peace, bitch. Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:27:12): Peace out-izzle.
elan_einlhander (14:33:34): It's amazing how something as simple as grafitti on my counter top can utterly make my day.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:20): Found my vandalism?
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:13:24): Yes, yes I did.
elan_einlhander (20:13:31): And I declare such things to be awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:41): I also stole some of your chips,lol.
elan_einlhander (20:13:53): I noticed, way to leave the bag open.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:14:09): Doug just occasional gets robbed.
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:12): It wasn't like I was trying to keep it a secret.
elan_einlhander (20:18:11): Think you'll have the courage to come by tomorrow?
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:27): Courage? Lol. I plan on it.
elan_einlhander (20:18:34): All right, come by around 8.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:41): Okie dokie.
elan_einlhander (20:18:51): Not sure if the Trav-meister will be here or not.
elan_einlhander (20:19:01): If so he can watch us smash or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:06): Let us hope he can handle it.
elan_einlhander (20:19:10): Since not many can.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:54): Oh, hm
elan_einlhander (20:20:00): I might only have one controller..
elan_einlhander (20:20:04): That'll suck.
elan_einlhander (20:21:29): ElanEinlhander: D'oh ElanEinlhander: I only have one good controller and David's coming by tomorrow. GanmunMedias: ? ElanEinlhander: How gay. GanmunMedias: ...maybe ill come and bring 2!!! ElanEinlhander: At 8 am. GanmunMedias: oh, screw that
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:41): Koree's no fun.
elan_einlhander (20:22:51): Nope.
elan_einlhander (20:22:57): Can't handle early-morning gaming sessions/
elan_einlhander (20:24:37): My work hours have again increased next week.
elan_einlhander (20:24:41): Working 31 hours.
elan_einlhander (20:24:43): So boogie.
elan_einlhander (20:31:12): There is no colour orange available in MM...
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:26): ...WHA? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:36): Vassago: "Orange is a fruit."
elan_einlhander (20:32:38): There's no orange.
elan_einlhander (20:32:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:46): Elan: "...Vass, it's a... colour, too. The colour of oranges."
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:52): Vassago: "...ur shitin me"
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:21): Blew his mind.
elan_einlhander (20:53:32): What are you up to?
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:39): Playing flash game.
elan_einlhander (20:53:49): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:57): Pretty fairly okay. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:04): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/119751
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:08): If you wanna check it out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:13): It's an RPG thing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:22): Don't play beginner's mode, whatever you do... not that it's your style, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:54:26): Naw, playin' ToS.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:33): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:57:09): Hm, I want one of the songs from this game.

12-11-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:10:53): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/186285
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:09): ~points up~ Got bad reviews... No idea why. I thought it was hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:16): And, of course, my opinion is the only one that matters.
Elan_Einlhander (0:15:59): Lol, that animation was trippy.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:06): Sonic.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:11): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:42): Wow, this is insanely good. It said to watch the other parts of the series before this one, but it was insanely good by itself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:49): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206451
Elan_Einlhander (0:26:49): That was pretty good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:06): It cracked me up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:20): "The only weight problem I see is ya'll can't wait to put food in yo' mouth."
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:26): The way they spoke cracked me UP.
Elan_Einlhander (0:27:32): Lol, yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (0:52:28): Way to still be up, Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (1:00:22): Well, I'm gonna get out of here, see you in the morning.
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:33): I hope you log on before you go or something.
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:40): I'm still awake, and am gonna be tired as hell.
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:47): So don't bother coming, I'm gonna try to sleep in.
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:50): Sorry mate.
vencabot_teppoo (8:38:30): Well, I'm running late, as usual... so I was gonna get there at 9, so it's kinda a relief that I don't have to go, now... but I was still looking forward to it. ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (10:06:18): Doug, I like hip-hop. What can I say.
vencabot_teppoo (10:07:23): I mean, as much as I love instrumentals, I love a repetitive hook with excellently flowing rhymes over them. I'm amazed by how the words all line up, and when it's done right... Well, I like rap. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:52:55): I love the drawing style and voices of Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi.
Elan_Einlhander (11:53:06): Too bad the show sucks complete ass.
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (19:34:56): Way to be late, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:10): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (19:35:36): I was helping Kim and Dave load beds into the van.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:45): ~nods~
Elan_Einlhander (19:36:21): But now I declare.
Elan_Einlhander (19:36:25): PAAAAAAAAAARTY
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:46): ~just almost cried because of free candy and a puppy... Thankfully, he has an excuse, because it was a long story~ Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (19:47:00): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (19:47:38): Someone told Duende he wasn't invited to the X-mas party.
Elan_Einlhander (19:47:41): And he smited that person :P
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:45): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:24:09): Floor-based
Elan_Einlhander (20:24:10): rectal
Elan_Einlhander (20:24:11): dildo
Elan_Einlhander (20:24:14): You think about that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:22): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:43): ~wonders when he ISN'T thinking about floor-based rectal dildos~ :D
Elan_Einlhander (20:25:03): Of course.
Elan_Einlhander (21:06:35): Muhahahahaha.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:23): MY AVATAR OWNS YOU!
Elan_Einlhander (22:41:38): Nope, dumb as hell.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:43): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:46): *oct*

12-12-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:25:44): Who loves the chocolate?!
elan_einlhander (0:25:49): Your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:49): Everyone loves the chocolate!
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:58): Nobody hates the chocolate, 'cause everyone loves the chocolate!
elan_einlhander (1:04:06): ....wow
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:12): ?
elan_einlhander (1:04:25): I was just prompted to load disc 2 of Tales of Symphonia.
elan_einlhander (1:04:33): I've been playing the game for 46 hours now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:38): And I just put in disc 2...?
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:45): Doug forgot there was a second disc.
elan_einlhander (1:05:14): That's insane.
elan_einlhander (1:05:21): And I don't power level like you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:25): :D
elan_einlhander (1:05:30): No
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:37): :(
elan_einlhander (1:19:10): I love the bumbling simple-minded yet idealistic Hero we see in so many RPGs.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:25): Doug's a fan of the classics.
elan_einlhander (1:19:27): Because he really does motivate me, and helps me see how simple the solutions really are.
elan_einlhander (1:19:49): Like, not paying attention to whether something can be considered impossible, the best solution is usually the simplist.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:09): ~nods and coughs~
elan_einlhander (1:20:29): *wonders if that's a sickly plague cough or a "what a dumb-fuck" cough*
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:38): ~a little of both~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:48): No, really, I just have a cough.
elan_einlhander (1:21:05): Cancer.
elan_einlhander (1:21:07): Oh, lol
elan_einlhander (1:21:11): Me eating cancer.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:18): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (1:21:32): *putting a bed into the van, dust flies off and I inhale it all, then cough grotesquely*
elan_einlhander (1:21:39): "Ugh, great, just ate cancer."
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:23): "She's gotta die to stop the monster."
elan_einlhander (1:22:24): "Nope"
elan_einlhander (1:22:26): "Nope?"
elan_einlhander (1:22:30): "Nope, I'm gonna save her."
elan_einlhander (1:22:33): "Dude you can't."
elan_einlhander (1:22:36): "Well watch me."
elan_einlhander (1:22:43): "But what about the monster?"
elan_einlhander (1:22:49): "We'll beat him the old fashioned way."
elan_einlhander (1:22:53): "But how?"
elan_einlhander (1:22:57): "By just doing it."
elan_einlhander (1:22:58): "..."
elan_einlhander (1:23:01): Doug: *tear*
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:26:17): I might just have to kill myself tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:28): Why's that?
elan_einlhander (1:26:36): Because I've been so tired the past week.
elan_einlhander (1:26:43): like as soon as I get to work I'm just exhausted.
elan_einlhander (1:26:53): Completely lethargic when I'm moving.
elan_einlhander (1:26:55): It's terrible.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:03): That sucks. Maybe you should try sleeping as soon as you get home.
elan_einlhander (1:28:30): Well
elan_einlhander (1:28:35): Then I'm up all night, you know that.
elan_einlhander (1:28:49): Like now, I'm tired, sorta, but can't seem to sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:50): Well, you're up all night anyway. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:07): Oh well, hasn't killed me yet.
elan_einlhander (1:29:57): And the Highlander will be in tomorrow, he usually motivates me well.
elan_einlhander (1:30:00): God, how gay.
elan_einlhander (1:30:06): I'd swear I was a total flamer sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:46): It's funny though, because I both envy and resent the guy.
elan_einlhander (1:30:54): He works harder than all of us, so I'm like "Wow that's awesome"
elan_einlhander (1:30:55): But
elan_einlhander (1:30:57): At the same time
elan_einlhander (1:31:04): I go "I feel really inferior now."
elan_einlhander (1:31:05): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:25): On a related side-note, I'm gonna start asking girls to bear my children.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:06): Good man. I'm gonna start going "LOOK AT MY BUTT! LOOK AT IT!!!"
elan_einlhander (1:33:36): Good man.
elan_einlhander (1:33:37): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:24): As a tribute to George Michael.
elan_einlhander (1:34:41): Who?
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:52): The guy who that skit was modeled after, on SNL.
elan_einlhander (1:35:04): Oh.
elan_einlhander (1:35:11): Sounds vaguely familiar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:23): "Look at my butt! LOOK AT IT!! Worship it, or it will DESTROY YOU!"
elan_einlhander (1:46:46): Lol, Spike's big goofy coat.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:54): And shoes.
elan_einlhander (1:47:00): And shoes.
elan_einlhander (1:47:12): Only Spike could pull off wearing a fluffy pink coat and get away with it.
elan_einlhander (1:47:17): Well, him and Julius.
elan_einlhander (1:47:22): Ju-li-us, Julias!
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:27): That sniper-kitten picture is probably one of the best pictures even taken.
elan_einlhander (1:48:40): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:54): I shit my pants the first time I saw it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:00): Nelly featuring Tim Mcgraw? O.o;;
elan_einlhander (2:14:11): Yeah, lol
elan_einlhander (2:14:14): Sucks ass.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:45): ~messing with Launch cast radio... It's way sweeter than he ever could've imagined~
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:52): *still getting used to this high-speed internet thing*
elan_einlhander (2:14:55): Two things that should never be mixed.
elan_einlhander (2:14:58): Rap and country.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:59): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:04): The world could FALL APART AROUND US.
elan_einlhander (2:15:14): Fissures erupting in the earth, fire spewing forth.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:30): Meanwhile, Tim McGraw sings "Over and over again..." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:23): Anyway, I think I'm gonna hit ye olde sacke.
elan_einlhander (2:18:33): Very well.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:44): Doug says, "SO. BE. IT!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:45): LOL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:47): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:10:57): Wow what a shitty day.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:01): ?
elan_einlhander (17:11:28): Was outside all day freezing, soaking wet, and they forgot to give me my break.
elan_einlhander (17:11:31): So I go in at 4:30
elan_einlhander (17:11:40): And go "Man it would be awesome to have my break"
elan_einlhander (17:11:48): And she's like "Oh my god you didn't have a break yet!"
elan_einlhander (17:11:51): So yah.
elan_einlhander (17:11:55): And I had the shittiest time outside.
elan_einlhander (17:12:01): Everything that could go wrong, surely did.
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:12): They FORGOT to give you a break... lol.
elan_einlhander (17:12:21): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:33): *walking around, whistling, in the warmth of the store*
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:52): *Doug, outside, pushing carts... eyes half open, tears frozen at either side*
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:12:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:07): That's so wrong in so many ways.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:23): Doug was probably in too deep of shock to even realize that he had missed his break.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:29): He was just going on autopilot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:34): Trying to weather the storm.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:13:43): Yeah, I was, seriously.
elan_einlhander (17:13:47): The lot was utter shit.
elan_einlhander (17:13:58): So I'm just like "Work work work, kill kill kill, work work work"
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:14:10): With that GOD DAMN FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
elan_einlhander (17:14:15): There's this SNOW MAN
elan_einlhander (17:14:19): That whenever someone walks by it.
elan_einlhander (17:14:24): He busts out into song and dance.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:31): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:41): Doug LOVES that thing.
elan_einlhander (17:14:44): I do.
elan_einlhander (17:14:45): So much.
elan_einlhander (17:14:48): I wanna HUG him.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:52): EVERY time he walks past it, he is in WONDER at the TECHNOLOGY.
elan_einlhander (17:15:06): I have tomorrow off.
elan_einlhander (17:15:08): Wanna come by?
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:13): Monday? Hmm... Sure.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:38): Well, wait... I'll have to leave around 5:30 though. Don't let me forget, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:15:56): Why 5:30?
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:06): Because I usually leave at 6, and it's pitch dark by then.
elan_einlhander (17:16:32): Oh stop being such a pussy.
elan_einlhander (17:16:35): Leave when you're ready.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:39): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:51): That's the one good thing Misty ever gave me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:53): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:57): ~loves that~
elan_einlhander (17:17:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:05): That and ^^, since I use it so often.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:06): And vv
elan_einlhander (17:17:09): ...
elan_einlhander (17:17:10): Oh yes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:28): ~should start doing his octarok face like, ;;~
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:33): ~but then it wouldn't be an octarok face~
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:17:56): Lol, funny story.
elan_einlhander (17:18:01): So after the Christmas Party last night.
elan_einlhander (17:18:04): The guides all go to play CTF.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:05): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:18:06): Big-ass game
elan_einlhander (17:18:08): And
elan_einlhander (17:18:14): This guy who's always causing trouble shows up
elan_einlhander (17:18:30): You know, one of those people who will try to break the rules in any way he can and then bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:35): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:18:40): So he jumps ahead of EVERY GUIDE there and requests a ctf game.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:46): ROFL
elan_einlhander (17:18:47): When someone else requests one, you can't until they're done.
elan_einlhander (17:18:52): So we're like aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (17:18:57): We're talking about it on guide talk
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:01): But I guess that's within the rules, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:03): And Duende, an Immortal, overhears.
elan_einlhander (17:19:05): Oh it is.
elan_einlhander (17:19:13): But Duende is a... well not a nice guy.
elan_einlhander (17:19:16): So he goes into the CTF game.
elan_einlhander (17:19:30): And SLAYS every last one of the guys playing, over and over, warping them around.
elan_einlhander (17:19:34): These guys are spazzing.
elan_einlhander (17:19:39): Screams everywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:19:48): He wins the game, and the guides go play their game.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:02): Lol. Duende VICTORY
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:07): Team Duende.
elan_einlhander (17:20:23): And so now this guy is posting on the message boards about Immortal abuse and stuff.
elan_einlhander (17:20:58): And everyone is like "You break rules constantly, and you did it JUST to be an ass, and it looks like you managed to piss Duende off too.
elan_einlhander (17:21:15): As you know MM is no democracy, and really if an Immortal wants to do something they can.
elan_einlhander (17:21:21): Obviously, being Gods and all, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:21:45): So it's funny stuff really.
elan_einlhander (17:21:52): Don't try and jack ALL of the Guides.
elan_einlhander (17:21:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:05): They're basically the Immortals' right-hand men
elan_einlhander (17:22:10): And at their Christmas Party no less, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:56): Well the new pier's been added to Lowangen.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:07): Piers?
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:16): What for?
elan_einlhander (17:25:17): Pier has
elan_einlhander (17:25:20): I dunno really.
elan_einlhander (17:25:24): The Merdraco doesn't travel to it.
elan_einlhander (17:25:28): So I fail to see the point.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:37): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:49): That'd be funny if the Merdraco DID start travelling to it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:58): And then more people started going there.
elan_einlhander (17:26:06): I wish it would.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:10): You should post about the late VT's dreams to make that the city of halflings.
elan_einlhander (17:26:12): Lowangen needs some popularity.
elan_einlhander (17:26:17): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:26:21): The Lowangen.
elan_einlhander (17:26:22): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (17:26:25): Tank-treads.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:26): THE Lowangen.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:38): That really does sound like some cooky invention, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:44): Kooky, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:29): Meanwhile, I'm obviously still getting used to high-speed internet.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:00): Because I've just discovered Yahoo! Launch, and I have no idea why I've been watching VH1 or MTV or BET all this time, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:28:45): What is it?
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:46): Launch has an insanely, RIDICULOUSLY huge collection of videos, free to watch, with only a fifteen-second commercial before each one.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:10): Basically, you search for videos, click them, they play a fifteen second commercial and then play the video with insane quality, and you can even watch them on full-screen.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:14): All you need is a Yahoo! account.
elan_einlhander (17:29:48): Interesting.
elan_einlhander (17:29:55): Though I don't really care much about music videos.
elan_einlhander (17:30:02): Save for really really sweet ones.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:12): ~does, and has been watching them all morning, ones that he hasn't seen in years and has wanted to see~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:48:43): The concept of "wizinvis" annoys me.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:26): Wizinvis?
elan_einlhander (17:49:39): On MM, where an Immortal is on but can't be seen.
elan_einlhander (17:49:52): I understand the usefullness, but they're like that FAR more than being visible.
elan_einlhander (17:50:02): And I dunno, it's just annoying having no one ever really around.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:32): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:35): ~can finally listen to all the Eminem he wants!!!~ :D
elan_einlhander (17:51:46): God help us all.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:56): Since David is such a huge Eminem fan.
elan_einlhander (17:52:09): And Doug loves it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:44): ~listening to a few choice Eminem songs~ Lol. And, apparently, Snoop Dogg is the artist of the month.
elan_einlhander (17:52:58): *not shocked*
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:21): ~wishes these videos weren't censored~ ~_~
elan_einlhander (17:55:30): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:42): Yeah, really. Lol. I mean, I can understand when they're censored on TV...
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:00): But, they censor them when they record the videos, so there's no way to undo what hath been done.
elan_einlhander (17:57:17): Bring your camera tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (17:57:24): Notice Doug doesn't ask anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:44): Okay.
elan_einlhander (18:12:39): ROFL
elan_einlhander (18:12:48): Osmosis Jones.
elan_einlhander (18:12:54): Her sons Chuck and Ralph.
elan_einlhander (18:13:02): After she got threw up on.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:14): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:14:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:14:22): Mickey Mouse in a black cloak.
elan_einlhander (18:14:26): Still hard to take him seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:36): What? Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:14:48): Kingdom Hearts.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:56): Ah.
elan_einlhander (18:16:24): Bad-booty-shakin' pickanosis.
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:34): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:57): ~is gonna change his name to Krushchev~
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:03): ~thinks that, if he ever became a music artist, would call himself "Jennifer Lopex"~
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:16): ~but would spell "Lopex" as "lOpEx"~
elan_einlhander (19:16:30): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:38): LOPEX! Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:17:43): *eating an entire pizza with his bare hands*
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:54): ~intimidated~
elan_einlhander (19:18:08): I just pick it up and take huge bites out of it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:22): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:25): ~can picture it~
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:29): That's how MEN eat pizza.
elan_einlhander (19:18:39): Damn straight.
elan_einlhander (19:18:45): And then apparently choke on their milk*
elan_einlhander (19:18:47): *choking*
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:00): ~searches for Puffy Ami Yumi, on Launch... just curious as to whether or not they have their own page~ Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:02): Nice, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:33): ~rofl, they do~
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:07): ~but no videos~ They apparently have a CD out called "Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Music From The Series."
elan_einlhander (19:20:26): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (19:25:50): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (19:26:08): TV, the murder-mystery channel: "And when she came back, both of her parents were shot."
vencabot_teppoo (19:26:11): Dad: "Haha."
vencabot_teppoo (19:26:23): Not like a joke "haha," but he really laughed, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:26:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:27:02): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:16): It was so funny because the laugh was SO honest, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:23): He laughed like it was the punchline of the joke.
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:24): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:47): "The fires from the tires are so intense that migrating birds die in the flames." - Something on the Discovery channel.
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:53): David: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:00): Tires = towers
elan_einlhander (19:30:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:01): ~laughs at stupid things~ ~sees an ad for an MP3 player that says, "You are the play-list."~
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:17): ~pictures a Windows Media Player playlist that just reads, all the way down:~
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:21): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:21): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:22): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:22): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:23): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:24): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:24): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:25): David :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:36:11): *can't think of a mean-face*
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:18): >: (
elan_einlhander (19:36:26): That's sad.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:32): : (
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:42): (: (
elan_einlhander (19:42:43): ....WOW
elan_einlhander (19:42:48): Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi.
elan_einlhander (19:42:53): Stu-Pi-Doh!
elan_einlhander (19:42:57): How can they get away with that.
elan_einlhander (19:42:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:00): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:51): ~loves this status message~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:18): *sniffs and cries*
elan_einlhander (20:45:17): ..........
elan_einlhander (20:45:28): Handcuff guy can all of a sudden use kamehameha waves.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:37): He's still handcuffed?
elan_einlhander (20:45:44): ...yes
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:21): Doug, I found the perfect use for ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:40): The perfect use is in the "Yahoo! buddy" skit.
elan_einlhander (21:24:47): Hm?
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:56): John: "I'm... connected to the internet. I'd like to connect to Yahoo!, please..."
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:05): Yahoo!: "...wat? :D"
elan_einlhander (21:25:17): Ohhh
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:18): John: "I said, I'd like to connect."
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:25): Yahoo!: "...w-wat? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:32): John: "I want to-"
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:38): Yahoo!: "wat? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:45): *you have to hear the voice in your head*
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:50): John: "WHAT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:57): Yahoo!:"...wat? :D"
elan_einlhander (21:26:08): I say it each time you type it, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:11): "wat?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:24): And that face, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:59): Look at him. ~points down to your task bar~
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:10): :D
elan_einlhander (22:44:22): STOP BETRAYING ME
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:28): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:44:36): This game
elan_einlhander (22:44:37): Oh my
elan_einlhander (22:44:38): Fucking god
elan_einlhander (22:44:42): Every FUCKING SECOND
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:46): Characters betrayng you constantly?
elan_einlhander (22:44:46): Someone or SOMETHING turns on me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:49): 'fj;aqfdsjf;jsfsajf
elan_einlhander (22:44:52): Party memeber I've had for
elan_einlhander (22:44:55): Like thirty hours now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:02): Just turned on me.
elan_einlhander (22:45:05): ANOTHER ONE
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:20): http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/default.asp?artistID=1008255
elan_einlhander (22:58:24): ...Kay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:43): Elan is a music artist, and has three songs:
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:50): Street Child, All Roads, and Better Than You.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:04): You should make "Better Than You" into Elan's themesong.
elan_einlhander (22:59:26): you know, if I ever had to murder someone.
elan_einlhander (22:59:27): That would be it.
elan_einlhander (22:59:32): Amd je
elan_einlhander (22:59:33): Er
elan_einlhander (22:59:35): And he'd*
elan_einlhander (22:59:39): Be so confused
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:59:47): Asking and crying while I was holding his throat
elan_einlhander (22:59:48): Why why
elan_einlhander (22:59:54): And I'd just glare.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:59:59): As his last breaths faded.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:49): My ignore list on ICQ is huge.
elan_einlhander (23:56:45): Why you ignoring people?
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:08): Because whenever I get messaged by a robot, I ignore them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:59): Think that'll help though? I mean would they message you more than once?
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:18): Yep. Lol
elan_einlhander (23:58:49): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:19): Robotic bastards.

12-13-04


elan_einlhander (0:01:03): So how do they do that anyway?>
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:14): No idea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:22): Sorta like an event on a MUD, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:53): You know why I think ICQ is the only one with so many bots?
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:38): Because it's the only one that doesn't let you choose your own name.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:58): These bots are programmed to send messages to a random combination of eight numbers.
elan_einlhander (0:03:08): Ah.
elan_einlhander (0:03:11): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:26): Meanwhile, if you wanted to do the same thing on Yahoo!, you'd have to make it so that they sent a message to a random combination of ANY number of ANY characters...
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:34): So, most of the time, no one would get the message.
elan_einlhander (0:04:03): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:27): I think more than half of the people that use ICQ have to be registered bots, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:33): Since NO ONE uses ICQ, it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:37): And yet, there are so many bots.
elan_einlhander (0:06:54): Yah know.
elan_einlhander (0:06:59): This game is good, I feel glad I bought it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:04): Good man.
elan_einlhander (0:07:09): I've been... unsatisfied with video games in the past six or so months.
elan_einlhander (0:07:19): I'd start games and just stop playing, or games would seem badly-made.
elan_einlhander (0:07:41): FFCC, Pokemon Coliseum, Zelda Four Swords...
elan_einlhander (0:07:46): All these games I start and just stop.
elan_einlhander (0:07:56): But here I've put a whopping 60 hours into this one game.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:17): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:20): *Nods*
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:41): David's like "FUXXOR YO GAMXORZ, GAIMZ R 4 LOZORZ LOLZ
elan_einlhander (0:08:43): "
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:48): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:52): Yep, that's me.
elan_einlhander (0:09:13): David fucking HATES video games, and it's why he hates Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:28): ~hates Doug SO much~
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:47): I'm out.
elan_einlhander (1:27:00): No, you're in.
elan_einlhander (1:27:02): Out is cold.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:05): ~is OUT~
elan_einlhander (1:27:10): Well fuck you then.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:25): vizzletizzie (7:20:55 PM): Can you hear me? Halelorf (7:21:39 PM): who is this? vizzletizzie (7:21:49 PM): Stacy. Who is THIS? Halelorf (7:21:54 PM): Cameron vizzletizzie (7:22:02 PM): Do I know you? Halelorf (7:22:08 PM): I doubt it vizzletizzie (7:22:14 PM): Then why did you message me? Halelorf (7:22:21 PM): you messaged me vizzletizzie (7:22:28 PM): Oh, did I? Halelorf (7:22:33 PM): you did vizzletizzie (7:22:33 PM): THIS IS VT YOU IDIOT. vizzletizzie (7:22:34 PM): Lol. vizzletizzie (7:22:39 PM): Look at my screen-name, for Christ's sake.
elan_einlhander (21:07:15): -_-;
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:38): I heard the Jay-Z and LP version of "Numb" and had to give it the thumbs down.
elan_einlhander (21:08:01): What a shame.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:13): But then again, it was the live version... so who knows.
elan_einlhander (21:09:53): Yeah that's what I heard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:02): Oh, is the album live? O.o
elan_einlhander (21:11:07): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:17): Oh, @#$% that.
elan_einlhander (21:11:29): *does the face*
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:12:01): If only we could use a sideways D in a verticon.
elan_einlhander (21:12:05): Then we could do that face.
elan_einlhander (21:13:29): Start sending me those pics I suppose.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:38): Oh yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:13:50): David's like "What pictures?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:08): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:43): Lol, classic MM newbie question:
elan_einlhander (21:14:52): "If I use change sex on myself, can I be a valkyrie? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:40): Rap videos, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:55): I got a honey _____ _____ in ____ _______ from New Yoooork.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:00): David: "...What?!"
elan_einlhander (21:17:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:49): Rofl, you look asian in one of your pics.
elan_einlhander (21:19:03): ..sweet?
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:29): Shrink it your damn self. ~sends you huge images... unless they're TOO huge~
elan_einlhander (21:19:49): I have plenty of space.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:01): ~just hopes they don't take too long to send~
elan_einlhander (21:20:40): Wow
elan_einlhander (21:20:42): Surprisingly fast.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:51): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:14): ~calls that one "Buddha Doug"~
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:31): That one's the best. Should I bother sending the rest? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:38): Yes.
elan_einlhander (21:23:49): Seeing as how it's going so quick.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:58): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:12): I came...
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:13): I saw...
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:22): I hit him right dead in his jaw.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:23): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:15): That'sall.
elan_einlhander (21:31:41): Way to leave the oven on Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:31:55): Way to almost burn your house down.
elan_einlhander (21:31:58): ... again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:21): I'd have to laugh, to be honest.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:29): Lol. I can imagine it.
elan_einlhander (21:32:44): Doug, standing before the flaming wreckage, throwing his head back and laughing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:40:48): Holy shit, your camera lit up the room nicely, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:11): Lol, my half-smirk.
elan_einlhander (21:43:22): And then David kneeling before me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:32): ~likes the one with thoughtful Doug, and Buddha Doug~
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:16): What is "Buddha Doug"
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:09): The first one I sent you, that makes you look fat, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:18): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:48:20): Neck-fat.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:42): It cracks me up. No idea how the camera does that, because you don't even REALLY look like that. I swear, it made you look entirely round, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:05): tsukiprincessus: wear color damnit
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:21): Doug: No.
elan_einlhander (21:50:22): So well put.
elan_einlhander (21:50:30): I said colour is for flamers.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:53): Spelling "color" as "colour" is for flamers,like us.
elan_einlhander (21:50:57): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:18): Oh, Hell no. ~Bohemian Rhapsody on Launch~
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:53:41): Hm, I've never seen the video for that, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:14): You should watch it on LaUnCh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:34): LaUnCh
elan_einlhander (21:54:44): Speaking of LaUnCh, this pizza is teh bom
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:45): ~trying to get everyone to use Launch, because is amazed by it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:10): This song is amazing, still. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:22): tsukiprincessus: cut your hair! ElanEinlhander: Pfft ElanEinlhander: No! tsukiprincessus: WHY tsukiprincessus: do you wash it tsukiprincessus: with shampoo
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:20): GOD, THIS SONG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:22): WHAT THE HELL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:22): LOL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:31): ~rocking out SO hard~
elan_einlhander (21:57:53): It does tend to do that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:58): http://launch.yahoo.com/musicvideos/genrehub.asp?genreID=200&p=4
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:14): Bohemian Rhapsody being number 93. That is, if you're ever curious to see how Launch works.
elan_einlhander (22:05:26): How do you get voices like that.
elan_einlhander (22:05:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:33): Perfect unison.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:00): And then rock so hard, in the mean time. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:38): Wow, full-screen mode.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:58): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:04): It's insane... and... free?
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:32): I just go to the top bar and select "artists" for the search... then search for the band, go to their video page, and then select the video I want. ~doing Guns 'n' Roses now~
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:51): ~but bored because they don't have "Lose Your Illusions," so wonders who to look up next...~
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:44): ~had the name of the song wrong... They do have it~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:09): Download's supprisingly fast.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:32): Yeah, you're right, even for high-speed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:06): Slash + electric guitar = the voice of Satan.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:31): But awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:16:13): Mmmmmmm
elan_einlhander (22:16:19): Princes of the Universe.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:24): They have that one?!
elan_einlhander (22:16:26): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:28): ~didn't even check Queen's page~
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:35): ~hittin' that next~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:48): Launch makes VH1 and MTV obsolete.
elan_einlhander (22:19:17): That's like one of the best guitar instances in history.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:10): ~Estranged, the song that will make a Guns 'n' Roses fan out of any rocker... is 10 minutes long, so still isn't onto Queen's page... lol~
elan_einlhander (22:20:39): Lol, and it suddenly goes into some Red Hot Chili Peppers song.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:59): Lol. Thanks for reminding me. ~trying to think of bands that he likes, now that he has such POWER over what videos he can watch~
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:12): ~likes a lot of Red Hot Chili Peppers... maybe they have Scar Tissue on here~
elan_einlhander (22:21:55): Otherside.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:12): ~LOVES that one, too~
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:09): Princes of the Universe came out in 1999? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:21): No
elan_einlhander (22:23:31): It said that for Bohemian Rhapsody too.
elan_einlhander (22:23:32): David
elan_einlhander (22:23:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:23:38): The Highlander came out in the 80's
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:25): BORN
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:25): TO
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:26): THE
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:27): KINGS
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:30): ~jams~
elan_einlhander (22:24:31): ..
elan_einlhander (22:24:33): be David, be
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:34): To be...
elan_einlhander (22:24:37): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): ~used to say "to the"~
elan_einlhander (22:24:42): Close though
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:45): ~so is used to it!~
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:48): ~but knows it's "to be"~
elan_einlhander (22:24:50): OH YAY
elan_einlhander (22:24:51): MADONNA
elan_einlhander (22:24:53): I AM SO HAPPY :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:32): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:25:33): WHAT IS THAT
elan_einlhander (22:25:38): *watching Holiday*
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:41): Holiday?
elan_einlhander (22:25:49): Madonna
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:53): ~never heard of it~
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:04): Who's Madonna? J/k, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:27:44): Suddenly wish I had the Highlander movie.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:44): Oh my God, they have an insane amount of Chili Pepper videos. ~bets you wish you could download the Princes mp3 and play it on speakers whenever the Highlander walks by at work~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:39): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:29:43): I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
elan_einlhander (22:29:48): I always say to my co-workers:
elan_einlhander (22:29:59): I wanna play that over the P.A whenever John Moore walks in.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:53): Given the oppurtunity, I'd do it, by any means necessary.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:03): ~doesn't doubt it~
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:07): ~would sell his soul for:
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:10): *Meijer doors open*
elan_einlhander (22:31:23): During a storm
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:28): *carts start getting pushed through before you can ever see who's pushing them... a huge line of carts*
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:39): *intro to music, and then, as the figure pushing them finally appears...*
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:42): HEAR WE ARE!!!
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:46): Doug would sell his soul for that.
elan_einlhander (22:31:51): I would.
elan_einlhander (22:31:54): And my GBA SP
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:35): Blah
elan_einlhander (22:32:39): Failed at DoA again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:30): ~nods~ Loser.
elan_einlhander (22:33:35): Very.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): "Otherside" by Chili Peppers is awesome. How long, how looong. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:38:39): Only on Static Shock
elan_einlhander (22:38:48): Could a team of basketball players suddenly be super heroes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:31): Lol, one of the best spelling mess-ups.
elan_einlhander (22:53:34): tsukiprincessus: a crystalline courtyard? tsukiprincessus: or just tsukiprincessus: crystalstialtine courtard
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:35): ?
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): Brb
elan_einlhander (22:58:40): I want to meet Darkstar some-
elan_einlhander (22:58:40): Okay
elan_einlhander (23:12:22): David stop jacking off in the bathroom, you have had quite enough.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:00): ~back~ Ahhhh. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:05): What's up?
elan_einlhander (23:13:07): Oj
elan_einlhander (23:13:10): Oi*
elan_einlhander (23:13:14): Messing with these pics.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:18): Yeeees?
elan_einlhander (23:13:27): When you zoom in, lol
elan_einlhander (23:13:30): I look pretty fucking stupid.
elan_einlhander (23:13:40): My hair is frizzy in the back
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:46): ~didn't save them on his computer, so doesn't know~
elan_einlhander (23:13:47): And the expression in "Thinker Doug" is so stupid.
elan_einlhander (23:13:59): I names the five pics.
elan_einlhander (23:14:02): named*
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:13): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:14:25): "Thinker Doug, Buddha Doug, Annoyed Doug, Unfocused Doug, and Omni Doug"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:53): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:14:56): Get hype Wave Bird.
elan_einlhander (23:15:00): Such good quality.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:03): ?
elan_einlhander (23:15:11): The wavebirds ended up in the pic.
elan_einlhander (23:15:13): And they look weet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:16): sweet*
elan_einlhander (23:15:19): Being Wavebirds and all.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:29): ANYWAY, what do you want ME to do about your stupid pics?
elan_einlhander (23:15:44): ...nothing
elan_einlhander (23:15:45): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:15:47): I'm just talking
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:51): Just wanted to BITCH? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:55): Y-yes sir
elan_einlhander (23:16:21): I opened it in Paint.
elan_einlhander (23:16:25): Still looks perfect.
elan_einlhander (23:16:28): How is Paint so cool.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:36): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (23:20:34): Still watching videos?
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:33): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:35): Why?
elan_einlhander (23:21:43): Just curious.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:47): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:22:12): *outside your window*
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:25:30): Thinker Doug makes me look short, I wish I could cut out the center of it.
elan_einlhander (23:25:35): But it's too big on Paint to do so.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:04): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:26:17): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (23:26:19): I wonder if
elan_einlhander (23:26:25): I still have Photoshop somewhere.
elan_einlhander (23:28:34): I have decided "The Past.jpg" is the best thing Iv'e ever drawn.
elan_einlhander (23:28:36): I've*
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:43): ?
elan_einlhander (23:28:56): That picture you found from Sensei.
elan_einlhander (23:29:01): For my portfolio.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:04): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:59): Colwyn's 5'9" now? o_O;
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:57): Going to bed, peace.
elan_einlhander (23:56:10): Peace.

12-14-04


elan_einlhander (19:59:03): Everyone wants a piece of the Doug-meister.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:09): ~does~
elan_einlhander (19:59:43): Got people breathing down my neck for some sort of Christmas list, and my mom wants me staying over for Christmas.
elan_einlhander (19:59:52): And I don't wanna do either, so I get hostile.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:57): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:00:04): What's with you?
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:22): What do you mean, what's with me? ~is nodding... figures you have more to say, so trying not to interrupt too much~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:46): Well, I didn't mean it like that really. More like, what are you up to today?
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:01): Oh, well, just working out some more details for my RPG thing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:07): How was work in the blistering cold?
elan_einlhander (20:01:26): I actually didn't work outside much, kinda had an attack.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:34): Oh, that sucks / rocks.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:39): Sucks for two reasons:
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:42): You couldn't breathe.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:46): Makes you look like a pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:52): Yup.
elan_einlhander (20:01:58): I dunno what happened.
elan_einlhander (20:02:06): Just couldn't breathe at all after each load.
elan_einlhander (20:02:13): I didn't take it very seriously.
elan_einlhander (20:02:20): But the person in charge was like "OMG GET INSIDE"
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:26): I was like whatever.
elan_einlhander (20:03:05): Doug is sadly unable to use either of his real pics for his Yahoo! avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:12): Why not?
elan_einlhander (20:03:29): Because of my mysterious MM persona.
elan_einlhander (20:05:02): And some of those MM people talk to me on Yahoo!, so..
elan_einlhander (20:06:30): I might just give in
elan_einlhander (20:06:36): And ask for one of those new model PS2's
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:08:23): I can't think of anything else to ask for, and no one seems to want to take "nothing" for an answer.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:45): I swear to god
elan_einlhander (20:30:48): the next person who asks me
elan_einlhander (20:30:53): "Back in school yet? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:57): Is gonna get slapped.
elan_einlhander (20:31:30): Three times today
elan_einlhander (20:31:34): By random people from school seeing me
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:03): Oh, Doug is now in the habit of going
elan_einlhander (20:32:07): "Respect Knuckles!"
elan_einlhander (20:32:12): And hitting knuckles with someone.
elan_einlhander (20:32:14): Ala Sealab
elan_einlhander (20:32:28): "No high-fives... Respect Knuckles!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:59:32): It seems I have mice.w
elan_einlhander (20:59:34): mice*
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:40): Why do you say that?
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:44): Did one just crawl up your leg?
elan_einlhander (20:59:57): No, I hear them in the attic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:01): Ah, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:05): It happens when it gets cold. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:00:17): I don't mind as long as they stay up there.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:28): And they probably will.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:33): Mine did last winter.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:42): Even WITH the hole in my ceiling, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:00:47): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:00:54): David coming face-to-face with that rat.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:03): Yeah, good times. Still not knowing exactly what it was.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:17): John: "Was it a racoon?!" David: "I can't lie, I-I I DON'T KNOW!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:28): *Third Eye Blind joke*
elan_einlhander (21:01:33): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:55): ~speaking of which...~ *Launch*
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:11): i think you've had enough Launch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:21): ... *oct*
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:41): That'd be funny if I just logged on what day and it was like, "Your ten-day trial period is now expired."
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:49): I'd be like, "Heh, figures... Wait, NOOOOOO."
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:03:27): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:51): Seriously, this can't be free.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:01): Maybe this is why VH1 and MTV stopped playing so many videos, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:07): "Oh shit, we better find a new niche."
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:57): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:06): Kenny signed onto Yahoo! because he couldn't find me on AIM is looking for me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:09): That can't be good.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:15): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:06): ~headbangs~ Your eyes look to me for what to do, I can't lie... I-I I DON'T KNOW!
elan_einlhander (21:07:19): *eats pizza rolls*
elan_einlhander (21:08:17): Oh, guess I shoulda sang a lyric too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:29): Yeah, jerk.
elan_einlhander (21:09:09): *belches* Your mother.
elan_einlhander (21:09:55): If I ever get an Immortal character.
elan_einlhander (21:10:00): I am making a VT mob, I swear it.
elan_einlhander (21:10:03): With your permission of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:37): Of course. ~wouldn't mind~
elan_einlhander (21:11:04): Where would you like him?
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:50): Take a wild guess. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:11:59): Lol, good point.
elan_einlhander (21:12:12): He'd wield a flute and a harmonica.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:25): Maybe he should wander Rune playing his flute, or maybe he should just be in the bar.
elan_einlhander (21:12:28): And would play pranks pn players.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:30): Or maybe he should just be in the prison.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:12:38): Well, he could be like Banath.
elan_einlhander (21:12:43): And repop in the Otter, but can wander out.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:46): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:13:15): Vencabot whispers to you 'Hey, hey buddy, your shoe is untied...'
elan_einlhander (21:14:47): An electric guitar strapped over his back.
elan_einlhander (21:14:54): People: "That's not very role-play friendly!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:01): "Shut up."
elan_einlhander (21:15:01): VT: ':D'
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:03): "Bitches."
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:15:04): Rofl
elan_einlhander (21:15:14): And when he rocks, his hair flows long and turns golden.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:04): YES.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:09): ~Launch...~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:21): ~played "Ten Days Late" by 3eB~
elan_einlhander (21:16:39): *wonders if he should be in awe*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:42): ~...then "My Place" by Coldplay, which is also good. This came automatically~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:51): ~then, after THAT, the next song that came up is Faint by LP~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:56): ~which is why he said, "YES!"~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:57): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:58): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:12): I was like, "Man, I like Coldplay."
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:30): Then I hear the violins of Faint come WAILING in.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:35): And I was like, :OOO
elan_einlhander (21:18:06): David honest to God went ':OOO' irl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:07): Plus, Faint has a cool video, you gotta admit. Very low-tech... but awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:09): I did, IRL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:19): Not even the face, but the emoticon. IRL, without a keyboard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:27): I entered another dimension for a second, where that's possible.
elan_einlhander (21:18:32): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:18:43): How could I ever doubt it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:22): But then they play John Mayer, so fuck you, Launch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:27): ~closes window, finally~
elan_einlhander (21:19:49): John Mayer is a douche, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:55): He is, lol. Doug even knows.
elan_einlhander (21:20:00): Eriana was in love with him.
elan_einlhander (21:20:05): Being some sort of musical hunk.
elan_einlhander (21:20:15): I was like this dude is ugly, and isn't that great of a musician.
elan_einlhander (21:20:18): So he can lick my ass.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:40): Semi-Charmed Life is the one song by 3eB that everyone knows... and it's their only attempt at rap ever, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:34): Dad: "I like it's... hip-hop rhythm."
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:38): David: "Shut up, Dad."
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:05): Los Lonely Boys need to die.
elan_einlhander (21:33:41): lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:58): They're so Mexican... and SO Catholic, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:13): And I get such a kick out of mispronouncing "los" as bad as I can.
elan_einlhander (22:21:51): Well zoinks
elan_einlhander (22:21:54): Beat Metroid Prime 2.
elan_einlhander (22:21:57): Got a nifty ending.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:41): That was quick?
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:48): ~didn't even know you had Metroid Prime 2~
elan_einlhander (22:24:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:05): ~eating cheese-flavoured ice-cream~
elan_einlhander (22:25:06): 87%
elan_einlhander (22:25:10): Not too shabby for my first time through.
elan_einlhander (22:25:19): Got a nice ending.
elan_einlhander (22:25:22): You can always know by
elan_einlhander (22:25:27): Samus getting out of her suit
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:57): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:28): Wow. I typed the letter "f" and didn't know what it was for a second.
elan_einlhander (22:29:37): ...
elan_einlhander (22:29:38): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:47): I thought it was some obscure symbol, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:16): It was in some Times font, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:41): Okay I love to hear you talk but
elan_einlhander (22:30:47): I'm about to fight the giant slug in DoA
elan_einlhander (22:30:49): Gonna have to focus
elan_einlhander (22:30:53): Give me like ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:04): I was like, "What's ' f '?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:23): ~gave you ten minutes!~
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:26): :D
elan_einlhander (22:48:57): Your explosive blast dismembers the giant slug, killing it instantly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:05): ...Sweet?
elan_einlhander (22:49:10): Very.
elan_einlhander (22:49:16): Three floors of the Domain done now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:19): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:49:29): Now I'm on the floor that defeated me last time..
elan_einlhander (22:49:41): Or I will be when I find the down.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:00): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:03): Find the down.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:05): Go ahead.
elan_einlhander (23:45:36): Sounds like Sega got one up the ass again.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:55): What do you mean?
elan_einlhander (23:46:32): The major sports league signed over the use of their major players and crap to EA, so EA pulls a monopoly over sports games, which was a large part of Sega's gaming right now.
elan_einlhander (23:46:37): So now Sega lost sports.
elan_einlhander (23:46:47): So now, once again, all they have is... Sonic the Hedgehog.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:27): Jigga WHA?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:37): ~didn't even know that sports companies could even DO THAT!!!~
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:43): EA YOU CLEVER BASTARDS!!!
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:47:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:15): Seriously, that's insane.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:25): EA now has a MONOPOLY on sports games.
elan_einlhander (23:48:41): This is all according to Colwyn, but he's probably right, he's a big buf on sport games.
elan_einlhander (23:48:43): buff*
elan_einlhander (23:48:44): But damn
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:03): Oh... well fuck, you should've said that in the first place, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:07): ~not sure if he believes it now~
elan_einlhander (23:49:20): Colwyn buddy wouldn't lie to me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:20): That's crazy.
elan_einlhander (23:51:44): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:51:55): Hic-a-doo-la
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:05): I'm a Hicadoola boy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:12): Doug's a Hicadoola girl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:19): And together it is a Hicadoola world.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:23): Hic-A-Doo-La!
elan_einlhander (23:52:41): *headbangs*
elan_einlhander (23:53:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:53:30): Quagmire's divining rod.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:36): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:42): "WhooOooOoah!"
elan_einlhander (23:53:44): I love this scene
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:52): And the stripper scene, rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:54:04): No it's not all right!
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:05): "wWHooOOaaAAahYEEAAaaAH!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:54:08): Yeah
elan_einlhander (23:54:10): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:54:11): Bank card.
elan_einlhander (23:59:12): Lifur prays 'is there a way to make friends?'
elan_einlhander (23:59:16): ...
elan_einlhander (23:59:17): AWWWWW
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:19): ...WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:20): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:59:28): That's HEART WARMING
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:36): Rofl.

12-15-04


elan_einlhander (0:00:26): You tell Lifur 'I shall be your friend!'
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:51): vizzletizzie (12:03:03 AM): ~goes to look in mirror to see if there's ANY way he could justify saying that his teeth AREN'T crooked~ FunWittleAngel (12:03:15 AM): *Waits.* vizzletizzie (12:03:41 AM): ...Well, they go straight up and down. : D
elan_einlhander (0:04:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:04:07): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:09): FunWittleAngel (12:04:34 AM): I'll just have to see. vizzletizzie (12:04:57 AM): ~nods and is fine with him~ ~likes his crooked-ass teeth...~
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:16): DOUG likes my crooked-ass teeth!
elan_einlhander (0:05:38): YUP! :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:25): Hey, is Colwyn online?
elan_einlhander (0:07:56): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): Do you happen to know his AIM SN?
elan_einlhander (0:08:26): colwyn21
elan_einlhander (0:08:29): But he's not on AIM
elan_einlhander (0:08:30): Rarely is
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:33): FunWittleAngel (12:07:32 AM): Why not get braces? vizzletizzie (12:08:20 AM): For two reasons...: A.) I don't like braces. B.) I like my crooked-ass teeth.
elan_einlhander (0:08:34): I can tell him to sign on though
elan_einlhander (0:08:36): If you need somthin'
elan_einlhander (0:08:38): somethin'*
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:57): Yeah, please do.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:02): Need to survey him a sec.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:20): I think he's idling
elan_einlhander (0:12:22): That son of a bitch
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:27): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:12): The dentist always says, "David, get braces." And I always say, "...No." And she always says, "Why?" and I always say, "I like my fang." and she always says, "I would YANK your fang out if you'd let me." and I say, "die bitch die."
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:22): David's spiel about his crooked teeth, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:44): FunWittleAngel (12:14:21 AM): You actually say that to her?! vizzletizzie (12:14:31 AM): ...No. That was a joke. ~_~ FunWittleAngel (12:14:35 AM): Oh..
elan_einlhander (0:19:20): Doug came to the conclusion that he was too sexy for his shirt.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:31): Rofl. Ew.
elan_einlhander (0:20:02): Laundry day.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:49): vizzletizzie (12:33:52 AM): ~likes his croooooked teeth~ vizzletizzie (12:33:57 AM): ~never wants to straighten them!~ FunWittleAngel (12:34:04 AM): Yes you doooo vizzletizzie (12:34:16 AM): ~hypnotized~ Yeeees Iiii dooooo @_@ vizzletizzie (12:34:22 AM): No I don't. ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:35:07): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:19): DOUG
elan_einlhander (0:35:35): !@
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:46): OMFGLOL
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:47): ... ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:14): I'm being dentally harassed.
elan_einlhander (0:43:50): Fag.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:11): Douche.
elan_einlhander (0:48:46): If I get a PS2 I will probably get fired.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:58): Doug's honest.
elan_einlhander (0:49:12): Just like David and GTA Vice City/San Adreas.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:19): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:09): I'm going to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:11): Peace.
elan_einlhander (0:51:55): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:21): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:27): ~gives his bed the finger for being a @#$%^~
elan_einlhander (1:00:29): Nope?
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:42): Changed my mind.
elan_einlhander (1:00:58): Well hurray.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:06): Closed all my messengers but AIM, saying goodnight... then got pulled into another conversation, so just thought I'd re-open my messengers again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:08): At least this one.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:14): So I could talk to Dougu san.
elan_einlhander (1:01:15): Because Doug is that cool.
elan_einlhander (1:01:16): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:26): "Doug-oo san."
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:18): I wish glasses weren't so expensive.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:25): Else I'd DESTROY them more often.
elan_einlhander (1:04:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:02): Seriously. ~has this thing for breaking stuff... not healthy~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:15): I break pencils all the time, and FEEL like smashing my glasses rather often.
elan_einlhander (1:05:39): *could see David, sitting at his desk in class, staring at the surface of it*
elan_einlhander (1:05:44): *rearing his head slowly back...*
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:46): Don't say it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:48): Please.
elan_einlhander (1:05:54): *and smashing his face into the desk, shattering the glasses*
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:56): ~already cracking up, just imagining it, from your first SNERA
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:57): S~\
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:03): ~coughes likes fcacrasyz~
elan_einlhander (1:06:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:34): I knew what you were gonna say just from your first message, rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:06:42): Lol, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:04): Before I could finish "please don't," you had said about the head rearing back, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:00): I appaently fucked up my chance to fight the hardest boss in the game of Tales of Symphonia.
elan_einlhander (1:19:04): How... depressing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:22): Well, you could always pLaY aGaIn!
elan_einlhander (1:19:59): Sixty... hours.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:09): aGaIn!! :DDDD
elan_einlhander (1:20:16): No, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:21): :(
elan_einlhander (1:30:41): Person in my game:
elan_einlhander (1:30:47): "What does a family of demon hunters do?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:52): Hunt demons?
elan_einlhander (1:30:55): Bake cakes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:39): ...No?
elan_einlhander (1:32:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:14): Doug is baby Jesus.
elan_einlhander (1:33:32): In silver pants.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:40): Doug is baby Jesus in silver pants.
elan_einlhander (1:43:55): Such a good thing Doug isn't an Immortal.
elan_einlhander (1:43:59): He'd be so ruthless.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:04): Like the consistent rule-breakers.
elan_einlhander (1:45:10): When they do something even sliiiiiiiiightly stupid.
elan_einlhander (1:45:14): Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
elan_einlhander (1:45:17): No prisoners.
elan_einlhander (1:45:19): OMG YOU FROZE ME
elan_einlhander (1:45:20): Yup
elan_einlhander (1:45:29): Who's sucking on deez now?!
elan_einlhander (1:45:34): They have this obsession now
elan_einlhander (1:45:37): With the word 'deez'
elan_einlhander (1:45:50): Now they're spamming pray with it.
elan_einlhander (1:46:07): And quite frankly I'd be freezing them all now, I'm sick of the constant attempts to piss everyone off.
elan_einlhander (1:46:23): my tell would be "Hey, you're just trying to piss people off. And guess what? IT WORKED."
elan_einlhander (1:46:29): "So guess who's frozen?"
elan_einlhander (1:46:32): "W-who-"
elan_einlhander (1:46:34): "YOU"
elan_einlhander (1:46:39): *KOCHINKOCHIN*
elan_einlhander (1:46:48): *doesn't know spelling*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:11): Sorry, ranting.
elan_einlhander (1:51:26): Oh, my bad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:41): No, it's cool. MY bad for not responding earlier.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:50): HOW are these guys not getting punished for spamming the Pray channel?
elan_einlhander (1:51:57): I have no idea.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:58): Which you are SPECIFICALLY told to use sparingly.
elan_einlhander (1:52:02): Vass gives them way too many chances.
elan_einlhander (1:52:13): I can understand warnings for someone doing it.
elan_einlhander (1:52:17): But repeat offenders.
elan_einlhander (1:52:20): Have blown their chances.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:36): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:52:48): Someone getting your goat?
elan_einlhander (1:52:50): So to speak.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:03): ~coughs snot ALL over the fuckin' screen~
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:04): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:11): .....
elan_einlhander (1:53:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:53:17): I do that quite often.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:18): That's DISGUSTING.
elan_einlhander (1:53:50): No what's disgusting is the fact that I'm eating Ramen.
elan_einlhander (1:53:57): And now picturing the snot all over David's screen while I slurp.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:54): You know what would be beyond awesome?
elan_einlhander (1:54:57): More for you than me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:06): Oh. Man, I'm stupid as Hell.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:22): ~is tired and sick and has a reading disability now, as shown by his sudden loss of the letter "f"~
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:30): This is how ~I~ heard that:
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:56): "You know what would be beyond awesome?" "What?" "More for you than me." "...What?" "'More for you than me.' That'd be awesome."
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:05): And so I'm just staring at my screen...
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:15): And then, FINALLY, I'm like, "Oooh... More awesome for him than me."
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:19): Lol. ANYWAY, what'd be awesome?
elan_einlhander (1:56:35): Well, you know how Guides are basically the Immortals right-hand men so to speak.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:47): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:56:50): Well I was just thinking if MM were a little more RP-ish, and if Dhakuri became a Guide...
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:06): I wonder how far he could get.
elan_einlhander (1:57:12): Without suspicion.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:14): That's as far as Dahkuri got in Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:27): He was engaged to the Goddess's beloved daughter. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:37): It couldn't take much to completely out-smart Vassago.
elan_einlhander (1:57:44): Into thinking Dhakuri is his BEST BUDDY
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:45): Yeah, that's the difference. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:50): Vassago is stupid.
elan_einlhander (1:57:53): Agreed.
elan_einlhander (1:57:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:01): He's like wica-uber-nerd.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:01): Seriously, if MM were more RP based, Dahkuri could EASILY take it over.
elan_einlhander (1:58:09): And no one could stand against him.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:10): In fact, Dahkuri got INSANELY far for it not EVEN being RP based.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:12): well, almost no one.
elan_einlhander (1:58:23): Elan would hold out tooth and nail 'till the end.
elan_einlhander (1:59:05): I might end up walking home Christmas Eve.
elan_einlhander (1:59:10): Which will make for an awesome story.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:21): And that's when you get mugged.
elan_einlhander (1:59:25): On Christmas Eve.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:25): By Jesus.
elan_einlhander (1:59:28): By Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:31): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:59:37): Wearing a Richard Nixon mask.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:40): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:40): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:41): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:59:50): *just cracked himself UP*
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:00): It wouldn't be so funny if people didn't actually wear Richard Nixon masks.
elan_einlhander (2:00:07): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:24): But yeah, my mom is like "Yeah when you come over on Christmas Eve, you're staying the night. :D"
elan_einlhander (2:00:26): I'm like nope
elan_einlhander (2:00:30): She's like yup end of story.
elan_einlhander (2:00:35): I'm like seriously, no.
elan_einlhander (2:00:44): So either I won't go AT ALL
elan_einlhander (2:00:49): Or I'll be walking home from Holt.
elan_einlhander (2:00:53): Which will be awesome really.
elan_einlhander (2:00:59): Because I'll be so cold and exhausted.
elan_einlhander (2:01:11): With that stressed twitchy look of rage on my face.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:46): Doug vs Doug's mom. Hilarious every time.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:53): Because Doug is all but a grown man.
elan_einlhander (2:01:59): So hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:10): Doug was forced to grow up early, and his mom hasn't even figured out yet, to the EXTENT that Doug is grown.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:24): So she still DESPERATELY tries to control Doug, but really has no control.
elan_einlhander (2:02:24): Like a damn Hero.
elan_einlhander (2:02:31): Doug is a traditional RPG Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:16): Except slightly less silent.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:26): And slightly less sword-bearing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:30): But only slightly.
elan_einlhander (2:03:31): For now...
elan_einlhander (2:03:46): David won't be at ALL surprised when Doug starts toting a sword around.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:31): I probably won't even notice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:34): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (2:04:45): And that's what makes our lives so inexplicably awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:04:53): David will just be like
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:58): Like, that wouldn't even be funny if it wasn't true.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:05:00): "Man, I wish I could cut this log in twain."
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:09): And I'll say "twain."
elan_einlhander (2:05:13): And Doug will whip the sword off his back and hack the log in twain.
elan_einlhander (2:05:20): And David will be like "Thanks chum."
elan_einlhander (2:05:22): And I'll nod slightly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:30): Just slightly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:52): But no, if you suddenly started walking around with a sword strapped to your back, I probably wouldn't even notice at first.
elan_einlhander (2:06:10): Not until some OTHER rube went "OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A SWORD ON YOUR BACK!"
elan_einlhander (2:06:16): And you'll suddenly notice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:34): Lol. Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:38): ...Rube?
elan_einlhander (2:06:49): ..uh, fool.
elan_einlhander (2:08:13): That's how a girl will fall in love with Doug, too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:24): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:31): But she'll be really, really stupid. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:34): "Can I touch your... sword hilt?"
elan_einlhander (2:08:36): *giggle*
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:56): She'll become his follower, and he'll have no interest in her whatsoever.
elan_einlhander (2:09:02): So it will make for hilarious antics.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:11): Yep, lol. And she'll still be really, really stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:21): And David'll be like, "...Who's the chick?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:32): And Doug'll be like, "What chick?... Oh, her. She's... I dunno."
elan_einlhander (2:10:05): Lol, and he won't know either.
elan_einlhander (2:10:14): He won';t realize she's head over panties for him.
elan_einlhander (2:10:20): Just figured she was some girl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:40): Meanwhile, really... Girls suck.
elan_einlhander (2:10:50): Indeed they do.
elan_einlhander (2:10:54): Guys suck too.
elan_einlhander (2:10:57): But girls reaaaaaaally suck
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:14): Really.
elan_einlhander (2:11:26): We should kill ALL GIRLS :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:29): ~should release a pamphlet series called "How David Feels"~
elan_einlhander (2:12:43): *should actually release his brochure that was planned*
elan_einlhander (2:12:45): I have it all typed up.
elan_einlhander (2:12:51): Just have yet to print it in brochure form.
elan_einlhander (2:13:41): We should start talking like that Yourgoingtohell.com site.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:48): ~has already saved huge documents called "How David Feels" where he just rants all pissed off like~
elan_einlhander (2:13:58): *has too*
elan_einlhander (2:14:02): Son of a bitch copy-cat.
elan_einlhander (2:14:05): I swear to god
elan_einlhander (2:14:08): God*
elan_einlhander (2:14:36): And this cold has me pissed already.
elan_einlhander (2:14:53): I feel bad making you come over now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:54): Same here. I think that's partially why I'm so pissed, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:00): I was freezing my nipples off at work.
elan_einlhander (2:15:11): I was like "I shouldn't have made David do that, poor guy."
elan_einlhander (2:15:18): Though we got some awesome smashing out of it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:25): We did, we did.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:31): And a picture to call "Buddha Doug."
elan_einlhander (2:15:37): Which in the end, that is perhaps all that matters.
elan_einlhander (2:15:41): That and Buddha Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:24): FunWittleAngel (2:15:39 AM): You just said bye in a really cold way.. vizzletizzie (2:15:54 AM): I know. ~did it on purpose. Really pissed, remember?~
elan_einlhander (2:17:06): That name is pissing ME off.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:29): She's Kayla.
elan_einlhander (2:17:34): Who the hell
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:34): ~has pictures of her titties~ :D
elan_einlhander (2:17:37): ROfl
elan_einlhander (2:17:41): Fun indeed
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:41): Love that emoticon.
elan_einlhander (2:17:51): That emoticon is perfect for humour in so many ways.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:33): I wish I could just insert that emot:Dicon into words.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:39): And make them funni:Der.
elan_einlhander (2:21:47): ... rofl
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:58): Doug, with my intellect, when I'm mean, I can be REALLY mean. It's insane.
elan_einlhander (2:24:08): I know exactly what you mean.
elan_einlhander (2:24:09): ....
elan_einlhander (2:24:11): GET IT??
elan_einlhander (2:24:12): MEAN??
elan_einlhander (2:24:14): HAHaHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:17): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:18): No.
elan_einlhander (2:24:19): God Doug, stfu
elan_einlhander (2:24:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:24:20): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:24:21): I know
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:27): I'll rephrase it to make it funnier:
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:47): Vencabot_Teppoo: Doug, with my intellect, when I'm mean, I can be REALLY mean. It's insane. elan_einlhander: I know exactl:Dy what you mean. elan_einlhander: .... elan_einlhander: GET IT?? elan_einlhander: MEAN?? elan_einlhander: HAHaHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:54): Vencabot_Teppoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:58): Because that one was funny.
elan_einlhander (2:25:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:44): No, but really... I can be cold on all 14 degrees of coldocity.
elan_einlhander (2:26:02): 'Tis true.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:16): I assume Doug can be the same way.
elan_einlhander (2:26:31): It's very scary how accurate that is.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:49): Especially if you add in some vulgarity. That always does the trick. But not TOO much.
elan_einlhander (2:26:52): Even more so in person.
elan_einlhander (2:27:00): Oh you have to use clever vulgarity.
elan_einlhander (2:27:04): To give it more shock value.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:07): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:27:09): Fear even.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:14): But not make you sound like an idiot.
elan_einlhander (2:27:24): Lol, we're waaaaaaaay too smart for our own goods.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:31): We're gonna destroy the world.
elan_einlhander (2:27:32): Being able to manipulate the english language.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:36): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:27:38): Somehow
elan_einlhander (2:27:39): Awesome
elan_einlhander (2:27:45): Even if we go down in flames.
elan_einlhander (2:27:47): This was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:53): ~finds a "destroy the world" button under his computer~
elan_einlhander (2:27:58): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:01): :D
elan_einlhander (2:28:03): *lifts up his keyboard....*
elan_einlhander (2:28:22): As it turns out, Doug and David just happen to have world-destroying buttons handy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:26): Man, that button's kinda big. It'd be pretty easy to acciden
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:27): SAJDBSDFAKSBFA'SLJDFBAS
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:28): DsASD
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:28): ASD
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:29): DAS
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:29): FSA
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:32): *...blam*
elan_einlhander (2:28:32): *pop*
elan_einlhander (2:28:35): Or blam
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:35): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:38): Fuck you, Doug.
elan_einlhander (2:28:41): No no no
elan_einlhander (2:28:42): Fuck YOU
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:43): For thinking too much like me.
elan_einlhander (2:28:50): *is laughing irl*
elan_einlhander (2:28:55): *wipes a tear*
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:29:21): This is completely off-topic
elan_einlhander (2:29:28): But if either of us ever gets a camera that can record
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:36): ~has a camera that can record~
elan_einlhander (2:29:40): I insist we set it up before each Smash Bro-
elan_einlhander (2:29:41): WHAT
elan_einlhander (2:29:43): I thought you said
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:45): :D
elan_einlhander (2:29:45): It couldn't?
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:01): It can only record, like, two and a half minutes, because it needs more memory installed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:08): Get me a memory card for Christmas. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:30:10): Oh, well fuck that then.
elan_einlhander (2:30:21): If either of us gets a camera that can record a decent amount of time.
elan_einlhander (2:30:32): Then we shall set it up before each Smash Bros. match, hoping for an epic one.
elan_einlhander (2:30:40): Now THAT would be a fun folder on my computer.
elan_einlhander (2:30:48): "Insane SSBM Moments"
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:54): Dear Lord, I can't imagine actually WATCHING ourselves on video.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:00): I'd be like, "...No way that's us."
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:31:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:31:10): Or maybe it would turn out
elan_einlhander (2:31:14): That there's nothing on the screen
elan_einlhander (2:31:18): And that we really ARE nuts
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:20): Seriously, can you imagine how much our MINDS have begun to slow down those fights?
elan_einlhander (2:31:30): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:35): I mean David
elan_einlhander (2:31:36): That TV
elan_einlhander (2:31:38): DID go out
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:49): That was so hilarious. No one will ever believe us.
elan_einlhander (2:31:54): No one, ever.
elan_einlhander (2:32:02): But I swear by Einlhander's name it did.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:07): The power went out, but we were still smashing. The power came back on, and we were STILL smashing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:15): The power was out for like two or three seconds. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:32:17): No interruptions.
elan_einlhander (2:32:24): And then on Monday.
elan_einlhander (2:32:28): Going for so long, no one getting hit.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:32): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:32:35): It didn't hit me for a while.
elan_einlhander (2:32:41): I was like wait a minute.
elan_einlhander (2:32:45): I CAN'T HIT HIM
elan_einlhander (2:32:48): I'M NOT BEING HIT
elan_einlhander (2:32:59): Doug and David, leaning further and further on the edge of the coach.
elan_einlhander (2:33:01): couch*
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:07): It was like twenty seconds, but twenty seconds of insane close-combat.
elan_einlhander (2:33:09): Getting into "the zone"
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:24): Just twenty seconds of not being hit is no big deal...
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:33): But we were so close, and throwing SO many attacks, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:31): I only get that sort of enjoyment out of our fights, though.
elan_einlhander (2:34:34): Fighting Koree is lame.
elan_einlhander (2:34:38): It can be fun.
elan_einlhander (2:34:41): But it's never INSANE
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:53): Even though Doug seems to always win recently, somehow.
elan_einlhander (2:35:07): Well Doug IS a game guru, to be fair.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:15): Even though, during most of the fight, it seems like it could be anybody's game, Doug always seems to win.
elan_einlhander (2:35:19): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:23): >:(
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:35:26): David
elan_einlhander (2:35:29): I've lived my entire life
elan_einlhander (2:35:32): Winning video games.
elan_einlhander (2:35:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:35:38): I don't take losing well
elan_einlhander (2:35:45): I always played with Dan and Dave.
elan_einlhander (2:35:49): And no matter WHAT they did I win.
elan_einlhander (2:35:54): Even two-on-one
elan_einlhander (2:36:08): Thus why I SPAZ when people beat me frequently.
elan_einlhander (2:36:15): I even always won Mario Party.
elan_einlhander (2:36:21): Which was like 25% luck
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:22): What's funny about Dan and Dave and how much they suck at smashing...
elan_einlhander (2:36:25): Rofl, yeah
elan_einlhander (2:36:30): They can't get along, ever.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:43): Is that if it were me, Dan, AND Dave against you, I'd probably have to end up KILLING them so they wouldn't get in my way.
elan_einlhander (2:36:43): Their minds don't line up going "Wait, if we work together, we can defeat him!"
elan_einlhander (2:36:53): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:10): Because I'd be doing some combo and then they'd throw something at ya like a fan or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:17): And the handball would miss
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:22): And I'd be like, "You IDIOTS! Just... get in the corner!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:31): And they'd be like:
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:32): :D
elan_einlhander (2:37:34): Just extra lives to steal.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:35): :O
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:39): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:42): >:(
elan_einlhander (2:37:43): They'd see a beam sword and be like "MINE!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:45): *kill eachother*
elan_einlhander (2:37:48): Rofl, yeah
elan_einlhander (2:37:55): No emote for that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:04): XO OX
elan_einlhander (2:38:12): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:38:13): Nice try.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:20): emoticon*
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:28): No one believes that I made up the "anime fall" emoticon.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:39): \\( _-_ )// Because it is so perfect.
elan_einlhander (2:38:47): But it only works for david.
elan_einlhander (2:38:49): David*
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:52): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:54): Because that's his hair.
elan_einlhander (2:38:55): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:03): It's actually the... how to put it...
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:07): "Movement" lines of the fall.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:15): Nope, it's hair
elan_einlhander (2:39:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:39:19): "Doug, I made it-"
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:20): Like, when things move fast, they leave lines (of course).
elan_einlhander (2:39:22): "IT'S FUCKING HAIR"
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:33): As an artist knows, when things move... they leave lines.
elan_einlhander (2:39:38): Always
elan_einlhander (2:39:44): Usually rounded ones for impact.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:51): Or vibration.
elan_einlhander (2:39:52): A wave if you will
elan_einlhander (2:39:54): Yeah
elan_einlhander (2:39:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:39:58): PHYSICS BABY :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:11): Foster's son = Physics baby.
elan_einlhander (2:40:15): Foster and the bike wheel.
elan_einlhander (2:40:20): I tried to explain it to John Leland.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:20): :O
elan_einlhander (2:40:24): Of why that class was so sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:26): John Lennon?
elan_einlhander (2:40:29): And I was like that woul-
elan_einlhander (2:40:30): Noi
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:31): He's dead, Doug.
elan_einlhander (2:40:31): No
elan_einlhander (2:40:32): Leland
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:37): Lennon?
elan_einlhander (2:40:38): I had him in first year Physics.
elan_einlhander (2:40:41): YES LENNON
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:45): Five and a half?
elan_einlhander (2:40:49): THE GHOST OF JOHN LENNON TOOK PHYSICS WITH ME
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:41:02): David really is his father's son.
elan_einlhander (2:41:18): But yeah, that bike wheel kinda threw everything you thought you knew into question.
elan_einlhander (2:41:38): I was like "...NAW!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:43): ~needs to stop being so mean~
elan_einlhander (2:41:46): Naw.
elan_einlhander (2:41:47): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:41:50): *said it irl*
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:42:01): Why are you being so mean, David?
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:11): FunWittleAngel (2:21:55 AM): *Just sighs and hugs you for a second before letting go.* vizzletizzie (2:22:23 AM): ~would burn you if the images in his mind were to become real~ FunWittleAngel (2:22:28 AM): I really should be taking a shower now. I'll talk to you tomorrow. FunWittleAngel (2:22:38 AM): Burn me? vizzletizzie (2:22:41 AM): You shoulda been taking a shower a long time ago. vizzletizzie (2:23:08 AM): ~can keep you around just by saying stupid shit like that?~ Go take a shower! FunWittleAngel (2:23:29 AM): *Blinks and lowers her head... * FunWittleAngel (2:23:35 AM): *Goes to take a shower..* FunWittleAngel is away at 2:23:54 AM. FunWittleAngel returned at 2:38:24 AM. FunWittleAngel (2:41:04 AM): *Is out...*
elan_einlhander (2:42:11): ..Deja Vu.
elan_einlhander (2:42:15): I get asked that everyday.
elan_einlhander (2:42:16): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:18): vizzletizzie (2:41:33 AM): *shocked* ~thought that your AIM unidled and un-awayed itself~ ~sighs...~
elan_einlhander (2:43:10): David, like Doug, uses WAY too many 'actions' when talking to girls.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:43:26): And is of course very mean and depressing
elan_einlhander (2:43:29): You stupid faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:52): You stupid, STUPID bastard.
elan_einlhander (2:44:04): Y-you guys are faggots, I hear no song.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:36): There is NOTHING more harsh on an IM than "*shrug*."
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:37): NOTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:46): Nothing pisses me off more, I swear.
elan_einlhander (2:44:47): That is so true, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:51): I want to KILL when I see that, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:44:56): My god, you never realize these things until someone else says it.
elan_einlhander (2:44:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:45:07): I hate being shrugged at.
elan_einlhander (2:45:11): And I shrug when I'm pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:48): *shrug* is like, "I don't care at all what you're saying." And when you're on IM you can't punch them in the face when they do it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:55): So it's like, "...You..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:57): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:00): "...bastard."
elan_einlhander (2:46:00): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:10): IM allows people to BE ass-holes without the violent consequences.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:20): Yep, hence MM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:21): Blocking, for instance, is way too easy.
elan_einlhander (2:46:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:24): ~won't say more~
elan_einlhander (2:46:24): yeah
elan_einlhander (2:46:33): YA BLOCKED BITCH
elan_einlhander (2:46:40): And it's like ".... you son of a bitch"
elan_einlhander (2:46:42): Nothing
elan_einlhander (2:46:45): NOTHING you can do about it
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:54): Except get VT to spam them for you.
elan_einlhander (2:46:57): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:46:57): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:59): On whatever name he's using that weak.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:01): Week, that is.
elan_einlhander (2:47:07): Or Wiek even.
elan_einlhander (2:50:39): Rofl, baby Quagmire.
elan_einlhander (2:50:46): Sounds exactly like himself.
elan_einlhander (2:50:49): "WHA, WHA"
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:37): ~has had visions about saving the world AND destroying the world~
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:59): ~and in those visions, he always goes with destroying the world first, but then thinks better of it~
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:17): ~sometimes worried that he won't think better of it next time~
elan_einlhander (2:54:31): You worry way too much.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:36): :D
elan_einlhander (2:54:38): ...or maybe I don't worry enough!
elan_einlhander (2:54:39): OH MY GOD
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:41): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:52): Doug's whole world collapses.
elan_einlhander (2:55:03): His world is... DESTROYED.
elan_einlhander (2:55:04): Ironically.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:18): WE ALL LIVE
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:31): ~waits
elan_einlhander (2:55:37): ....
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:39): ...
elan_einlhander (2:55:52): A-am I supposed to... be saying something...?
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:55): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:59): ...IN A POKEMON WORLD!
elan_einlhander (2:56:02): ...oh
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:03): (PO
elan_einlhander (2:56:03): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:03): KE
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:05): MON)
elan_einlhander (2:56:10): I so knew that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:17): Doug was like, "...In houses?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:21): "...Glass houses?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:31): "...to die?"
elan_einlhander (2:56:31): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:45): And I was like, "In a pokemon world, you effing moron."
elan_einlhander (2:56:46): We're gonna end up over-using that emoticon.
elan_einlhander (2:56:55): Flooding the market with it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:01): ~makes a toy~
elan_einlhander (2:57:16): Rofl, a guy with big feet and a round body, making that face.
elan_einlhander (2:57:17): Sideways.
elan_einlhander (2:57:18): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:15): The funny thing about the MM and Achaea Dahkuri's is that they both want to ultimately destroy the world.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:35): And yet, in the original plot that Dahkuri was spawned in, it's actually VT who tries to destroy the world and Dahkuri who tries to stop him.
elan_einlhander (2:58:46): I blame MM for this.
elan_einlhander (2:58:52): VT turned out to be a prankster.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:57): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:58:58): And thus couldn't really destroy the world.
elan_einlhander (2:59:02): So Dhakuri had to.
elan_einlhander (2:59:07): For balance's sake.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:28): In the original story, VT and PT BOTH end up being evil... but with various degrees of evil.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:35): Thanks to MM...
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:38): VT could never be evil.
elan_einlhander (2:59:40): Nope
elan_einlhander (2:59:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:57): I tried to make him evil on Achaea, but he still turned out more goofy.
elan_einlhander (3:00:07): Well you WERE a Jester and all
elan_einlhander (3:00:07): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:09): Dahkuri, on the other hand, turned out EXTREMELY evil.
elan_einlhander (3:00:11): You were asking for it
elan_einlhander (3:00:15): ExtREMELY evil.
elan_einlhander (3:00:16): jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (3:00:18): Jesus(*
elan_einlhander (3:00:19): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:03): It's because I actually played them to literally fit their roles that they both pretended to be in the other story. VT was a goof-off in the other story, too, but he was actually a world-destroyer... lol. So, since I more-often played VT as goofy, I made him goofy on MM.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:33): And oh, how goofy he was.
elan_einlhander (3:01:36): It worked better on MM, a world destroyer would be a lot harder to pull off.
elan_einlhander (3:01:42): Prankster is easier.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:45): www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/vtrocks
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:06): Laid-out with tables, of course. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:12): One of the best sites made for the contest, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:30): 10/06/03 Began work for 'VT's Home of ROCK' for entry in the Materia Magica website contest. Will this web-site last beyond then? Well, I'll certainly try, but only time will tell! 
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:32): Time told.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:37): Our sites have a nearly identical layout I'm noticing, though.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:45): Yeah, because I modelled yours after mine.
elan_einlhander (3:02:49): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:02:50): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:54): Good times indeed
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:00): And my color-phaser, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:08): To make the cool text-color effects.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:29): Hey, I just realized.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:40): The "God of ROCK" section of the page is a copy-paste of VT's old MM profile.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:48): So, it's... a colletors item... or something.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:03:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:05): No, the collectors items
elan_einlhander (3:04:11): Are the flute and harmonica I still have.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:19): And Cameron's VT-head. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:29): Watch him accidentally use it someday.
elan_einlhander (3:04:36): Since it's an astral reagent and all.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:42): It is? Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:52): Anyway, this profile is brilliant.
elan_einlhander (3:05:31): It is, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:34): Newbies beware, for he often picks on lower levels just to make himself feel bigger (in more ways than one... maybe more than two), 
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:59): Almost everything VT said was brilliant in some way.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:20): Yeah, the Songs of VT section is awesome, and so are the Honors and Blessings pages.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:02): "Vahn." Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:09:12): Vahn was awesome.
elan_einlhander (3:09:18): Because I still don't know why he wanted me dead.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:35): And Venca. poor, poor Venca.
elan_einlhander (3:09:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:24): And VT wrote the legend of the Wandering Fey, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:42): "It takes twoooo drunks to drink in town And with the power of their belching bring the tavern down Without the cash to pay the workers for rebuildin' They took hamm'r and nail in hand and then they filled in But the problem was they didn't plan for a base So instead they found a way to make it jump from place to place And made the structure that you see todaaaay It's called Wandering Fey"
elan_einlhander (3:12:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:01): It takes twooo drunks to raise some hell In the room number 6 of the Griffin Hotel They were only stumbling, plastered to the core When they were lured into the room and then somebody locked the door And so they yelled for help between the fits of song They were blamed for being unaware, but when was that so wrong? But there were still a few that cared they were insiiiide A man even bashed the door until he died 
elan_einlhander (3:13:30): ROFL
elan_einlhander (3:13:32): Such gooooooood times.
elan_einlhander (3:13:41): Tsuke-buddy I think was bashing.
elan_einlhander (3:13:44): Or his alt
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:49): His alt Driam, actually.
elan_einlhander (3:13:55): Right.
elan_einlhander (3:14:01): What a trooper.
elan_einlhander (3:14:06): Here's what we heard:
elan_einlhander (3:14:18): *thump.... thump..... thump..... THUMP..... fwump*
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:59): 8-Stone Blues is brilliant, too.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:29): 'Hey...' you say. 'Silverfox.' you say. 'Can I borrow a pervdo?' Silverfox asks, 'What's a pervdo?' You say, 'This.' You muster up all your courage and pinch her fine ass! 
elan_einlhander (3:15:50): ...genius.
elan_einlhander (3:15:51): Lol;
elan_einlhander (3:15:54): Oh, and...
elan_einlhander (3:15:57): Oh who was it...
elan_einlhander (3:15:59): Murphy
elan_einlhander (3:16:00): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:08): Deagon, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:17): That person you totally talked into a corner about WHO THE FUCK IS MURPHY
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:20): "i am not murphy. who the fuck is murphy."
elan_einlhander (3:16:23): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:16:25): Yeah.,
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:00): An Ogre Love Poem Ugha Mah MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Belch* You ...um... Eyes ...um... Love ...uhhhhhhhhh... MAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! From: Ugha Ugha, Ugha 
elan_einlhander (3:17:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:17:25): MAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:31): A Minotaur Love Letter Dear woman, Me love woman. Therefore, me love you. You woman. I man. I big, tough bull-man. We make big, tough minotaur babies. You take care of. Me busy. I eat rocks. Rocks good for Throg. Why not we share rock some time? Good date for woman. Me Throg. If you no reply, me crush like bug. No pressure. Love, Throg P.S.: Please? 
elan_einlhander (3:18:04): Rofl, my favourite line:
elan_einlhander (3:18:06): You take care of. Me busy. 
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:22): Yeah, lol. It adds seriousness to the joke.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:23): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:25): ...
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:27): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:17): You tell Deagon 'You talk funny. Your circle talk leads me in triangles.' Deagon tells you 'hrm ok........' You tell Deagon 'Smile, you're name is Murphy.' Deagon tells you 'no ' 
elan_einlhander (3:19:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:09): You tell Deagon 'Help me, cashier.' You tell Deagon 'Because this is timeless.' Deagon tells you 'hrm *shurg*' You tell Deagon 'This timeless clock is priceless, wouldn't you agree?' Deagon tells you 'yea i guess' 
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:20): That joke was so well thought-out that I don't think ANYONE ever really got it, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:40): Especially not Daegon.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:50): Because he said "yea i guess" and I cracked up.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:29): Deagon tells you 'can you leave me alone unless you give me some gold' You tell Deagon 'I figured. I knew you knew that I saw you. You want gold?' Deagon tells you 'because time is money' Deagon rides in from the south. You say, 'Hello Murphy.' Deagon says, 'I am not murphy ' Deagon says, 'Who the hell is murphy ' 
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:50): Deagon DID ride in from the south, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:42): The VT's Home of ROCK logo is just as good as the Einlhander logo, in its own way.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:11): And then geocities makes an ad pop up about rocks. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:15): And rock-engraving.
elan_einlhander (3:25:30): ...lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:56): Jesus. The site took me from 10/06 to 10/22.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:03): I could do a site like this in a night, now. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:16): I DID do the Hogiman site in a night, and that isn't much worse than this one.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:06): The Hoginet site is a perfect site to show my fixation with monochrome, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:15): I swear, 90% of my sites are monochrome.
elan_einlhander (3:27:15): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:27:26): *spelled yeah wrong like six times before geting it right*
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:27:35): teah, yeagh tgeayj
elan_einlhander (3:27:41): Before I just STOPPED
elan_einlhander (3:27:45): Stared at the keyboard
elan_einlhander (3:27:48): And did it carefully.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:53): I do that all the time.
elan_einlhander (3:27:57): It does happen, lol
elan_einlhander (3:28:06): You're just like "WOAH NELLY"
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:10): I type the same word wrong like, eight times, and then just delete everything and type dramatically with one finger.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:22): *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:30:17): Doug hearing this Sierra Mist commercial:
elan_einlhander (3:30:20): "Wait wait wait"
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:28): Yeah, I know the one. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:30:31): "If it has no calories, no sugar, and no carbs, what the HELL is left?"
elan_einlhander (3:30:45): I can't imagine what we're left with, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:30:56): Caffinated water.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:16): ~wonders why he gave HogiMan a dirge / REQUIEM name...~
elan_einlhander (3:32:35): *wonders why there's so much lint in his belly button*
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:40): ROFL
elan_einlhander (3:33:00): *breathes deep* That gave me a good laugh.
elan_einlhander (3:33:11): Because you know I was sitting there picking it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:19): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:34): "The force threw me back against the building behind me and I crashed through a window, a glass swan, two vases, and another window (it was a glass-works showcase)," says Hogi. "The comet must've struck the boiler or something because after that there was another explosion, that shot flames out of the windows of the hoagitorium. I hit the swan pretty hard and I was sorta dizzy, and all I remember thinking was that I had to save all of the garden-fresh vegetables, deli-style meats and freshly-baked bread that I could." 
elan_einlhander (3:35:07): What
elan_einlhander (3:35:10): The holy Hell.
elan_einlhander (3:35:20): *an ironic thing to say*
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:26): It's a portion I clipped from Hogi-man's life story, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:01): "I figured that I was doing a pretty brave thing and that I deserved a sandwich. The flames had baked some of the bread real good and it was my first time making my own hoagy, so I loaded things onto it fairly high." 
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:37): "I remember thinking about how ironic it would be for me to go out like ham on a flame-broiled sub," says Hogi.
elan_einlhander (3:36:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:56): He would go from being Trevor "Hoagy-Man" Titan to Hogiman, misunderstood super-hero, all thanks to a delicious encounter with some radioactively exposed bologna. 
elan_einlhander (3:38:29): *dislikes bologna*
elan_einlhander (3:38:33): *yet loves pickle loaf*
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:38:46): *which he's pretty sure is just bologna with stuff in it*
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:53): "Oh, I'm sorry- Is it standing up?," said Hogiman when asked about why his hair was... well... yeah. 
elan_einlhander (3:41:06): AWWW
elan_einlhander (3:41:10): KILALA FOUND CAT NIP
elan_einlhander (3:41:12): CUUUUUTE :D
elan_einlhander (3:41:14): KAWAI
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:20): KAWAAIIII :D
elan_einlhander (3:46:30): Well, I'm sleepy, so I'm gonna head to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:41): Head 2 bead, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:55): head 2 bead b 4 u dead
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:22): Stop being so overdramatic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:11): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (21:28:21): You are welcome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:39): ~just had an over-dramatic nap~
elan_einlhander (21:28:45): I figured.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:55): ~felt like it was longer~
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:05): ~which is rarely a bad thing with a nap~
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:35): Get an e-mail from Sharon? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:55): No
elan_einlhander (21:30:00): I got a contact thing
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:22): I was like, "Hey, e-mail from Sharon... Wonder what she wants."
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:44): And it was just a forward to everyone she knew about her change of e-mail.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:57): And I was like, "Oh, well isn't that nice."
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:58): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:08): Anything nice to say?
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:17): Whaddayu mean?
elan_einlhander (21:31:23): In her e-mail
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:46): Nope, just "Hey, this goes out to all of my friends. I changed my e-mail address. Hugs and kisses, Shazza."
elan_einlhander (21:31:57): Shazza
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:00): And I was one of like a hundred e-mail addresses listed as the sender.
elan_einlhander (21:32:06): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:08): I mean, receiver.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): Would she or would she not even know what I meant if I responded with <^>(^o^)<^>
elan_einlhander (21:32:52): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:56): I don't even know anymore, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:01): I'd like to think not, but whatever.
elan_einlhander (21:33:16): I scraped a dead cat off the pavement today
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:27): Get hype, Doug. Where?
elan_einlhander (21:33:35): At work.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:56): Cool. Hope you didn't get some disease.
elan_einlhander (21:33:56): an all-time low for me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:59): Low?
elan_einlhander (21:34:04): Of things I've done at work
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:08): ~thinks that's pretty noble~ Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:34:09): That one took the cake
elan_einlhander (21:34:19): Oh it was noble, because no one else had the balls to do it.
elan_einlhander (21:34:23): So me and Steve did it
elan_einlhander (21:34:28): Sadly was a two-man job
elan_einlhander (21:34:29): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:37): Hope you guys wore gloves or something.
elan_einlhander (21:34:49): No, we used snow shovels.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:55): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:03): Well merry Christmas, Scooter.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:49): And the priceless scene of Doug, walking in with two snow shovels
elan_einlhander (21:35:56): Telling people to now refer to him as "Bloody Shovels"
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:47): Rofl. On Homestar Runner, I just noticed that when Edgar's antivirus starts up to that little music, Bubbs dubs in the words "suck on my busses."
elan_einlhander (21:38:31): Forgive me delays, fighting the lava wyrm
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:35): ~goes to Launch~ Lol. It'sokay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:41): Forgive my POINTLESS yapping.
elan_einlhander (21:38:48): Forgiven
elan_einlhander (21:40:51): Dan got suspended.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:03): HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHHA
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:07): ...Why?
elan_einlhander (21:41:13): No THIS is the funny part
elan_einlhander (21:41:15): For being tardy
elan_einlhander (21:41:16): Twice
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): ...No.
elan_einlhander (21:41:22): ...Yep
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:36): ...No.
elan_einlhander (21:41:40): Hand to god
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:45): I heard some kids in school talking about that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:52): Arguing about whether or not that policy was real.
elan_einlhander (21:41:59): Yeah well guess what
elan_einlhander (21:41:59): lol
elan_einlhander (21:42:07): I think it put me over the edge, too
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:10): ~wants to get suspended for being tardy twice, just because his parents wouldn't believe it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:17): ~has already been tardy once~
elan_einlhander (21:42:32): I have to do something about this.
elan_einlhander (21:42:39): That is like the most insane thing
elan_einlhander (21:42:43): We've ever done at Everett.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:01): How long is he suspended for?
elan_einlhander (21:43:05): Just a day.
elan_einlhander (21:43:14): But still
elan_einlhander (21:43:16): Not the point
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:18): Oh. Well, that's still retarded.
elan_einlhander (21:43:21): That is RIDICULOUS
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:30): What the Hell is that going to accomplish.
elan_einlhander (21:43:35): Especially since Dan, for the most part, is a relatively good student.
elan_einlhander (21:43:41): I'd like to find out
elan_einlhander (21:43:54): I should really go up there tomorrow, and ask what they hoped to accomplish.
elan_einlhander (21:44:03): And on the form
elan_einlhander (21:44:06): Though I don't believe this part
elan_einlhander (21:44:16): It says he can't go back until they have a conference with his guardian
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:28): Yeah @#$%in' right.
elan_einlhander (21:44:28): If THAT is true, I shall be going along
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:33): Yeah, seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:44:38): Of course, my dumb-ass mom
elan_einlhander (21:44:44): "Well, you shouldn't be walking the halls..."
elan_einlhander (21:44:53): Doug: "Mom I think you COMPLETELY missed the point"
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:09): Being tardy is nothing to be proud of. Let's not go there.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:19): Let's go to being SUSPENDED for being tardy EL DOS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:41): Suspention la tardy dosi timesos.
elan_einlhander (21:45:56): They apparently rounded up a whole bunch of kids or it too
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:03): I can imagine.
elan_einlhander (21:46:13): And I am so shocked
elan_einlhander (21:46:19): That NONE of them asked "Wait a minute, why?"
elan_einlhander (21:46:30): I'd seriously be going to class anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:37): They would have to DRAG me away
elan_einlhander (21:46:42): It's things like this
elan_einlhander (21:46:46): That make me wanna go back
elan_einlhander (21:46:49): I wanna fight these things.
elan_einlhander (21:47:22): But I'm like not even a student, so if I go in complaining they'll be like wtf are you
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:55): They seriously need to stop trying to prevent kids from learning.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:07): No point at ALL to it.
elan_einlhander (21:48:26): I wonder if I could write a letter, and that someone would actually read it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:40): BWAH.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:45): ~knows who wants to read it, now~
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:52): Send it to the Lansing State Journal, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:02): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (21:49:06): Think they'll really read it?
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:07): But first you should probably try and talk to the administration, so you don't sound like an idiot.
elan_einlhander (21:49:14): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:15): They published my thing about school lunches.
elan_einlhander (21:49:18): Make sure I have the information right
elan_einlhander (21:49:32): Which means I'll be paying the school a visit tomorrow
elan_einlhander (21:49:43): well, maybe, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:36): ~wonders if "New Age" is a big genre in Mexico or Spain, because most of these seem Spanish~
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:42): ~or are IN Spanish~
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:15): ~finally found a good one... sweet~ ~going to full-screen~
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:25): ~just watched one video that made him glad that Mexicans are still playing guitars, and one that proved to him that people are at least still thinking when they make music~
elan_einlhander (22:01:52): Not now
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:37): The slogan for the nintendo ds is "touching is good"? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:22:35): I SAID NOT NOW
elan_einlhander (23:46:58): All right, done.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:34): ~gives you a cookie~
elan_einlhander (23:47:46): No, I failed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:55): ~TAKES BACK THE DAMN COOKIE~ FAILURE.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:00): ~hits you with it~
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:03): >:(
elan_einlhander (23:49:35): Nice two and a half hours of my life wasted.

12-16-04


elan_einlhander (0:01:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:48): "Shut the F*CK up Steve! You're scaring them!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:53): ?
elan_einlhander (0:02:01): ATHF
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:06): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:09): Still cancelled?
elan_einlhander (0:02:15): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:10:54): Good quote
elan_einlhander (0:11:01): "Because I like Jesus. Like... more than a friend."
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:10): South Park?
elan_einlhander (0:11:17): Drawn Together.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:24): Ah.
elan_einlhander (0:33:45): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:33:47): Daily Show
elan_einlhander (0:37:49): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:46:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:46:25): Love Lewis Blackj
elan_einlhander (0:46:29): Black*
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:35): I know you do, Doug. I know you do.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:40): You were Lewis Black in a previous life.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:45): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:49): Jewel-encrusted Mr. Potato Head.
elan_einlhander (0:46:54): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:47:02): Your very own 20,000 dollar custom suit of armour.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:47:42): John Travolta bought an 11 million dollar Zeplin for Christmas.
elan_einlhander (0:57:58): Interesting question for a guide.
elan_einlhander (0:58:04): I'm being asked for synonyms for lost.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:09): ...What? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:12): Misplaced?
elan_einlhander (0:58:17): I gave her like thirty.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:21): Good ol' Dictionary.com helped
elan_einlhander (0:58:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:27): Sweet. ~loves that SITE~
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:27): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:29): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:10): I was able to think up like ten, but I was like I bet ol' Dictionary.com could give me all the oddball words for it.
elan_einlhander (0:59:16): And sure 'nuff
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:39): James Brown, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:43): Mad TV
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:49): I'm goin' to Kenya.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:53): I'll see ya later.
elan_einlhander (1:02:58): W-what
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): ~shrugs~ When you gotta go, you gotta go.
elan_einlhander (1:03:19): But Kenya David
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:31): What? They've got lions and tigers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:39): And snorkels.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:46): And an ice-covered peak.
elan_einlhander (1:03:51): But they've got... LIONS and TIGERS
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:03): And the most varied environments in Africa, with ENDLESS scientific value.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:11): Don't forget the giraffes and zebras.
elan_einlhander (1:04:16): And the LIONS
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:27): But... free snorkels with every visit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:39): Forget Norway, man. KENYA.
elan_einlhander (1:04:51): And pirranah-infested waters to swim in with them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:03): Man, forget you.
elan_einlhander (1:05:20): Don't make me break my foot off in your ass, David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:23): http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/ <-- If you don't believe in Kenya.
elan_einlhander (1:05:32): Nope
elan_einlhander (1:05:34): Your link
elan_einlhander (1:05:37): Can suck me
elan_einlhander (1:12:42): My mom bought me an expensive coat.
elan_einlhander (1:12:48): And is now pissed at me.
elan_einlhander (1:12:57): Because I said she wasted the money and to take it back
elan_einlhander (1:13:03): I would never wear it
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:13:09): And didn't see any reason to spend the money.
elan_einlhander (1:13:14): I never asked for a god damn coat.
elan_einlhander (1:19:39): Hm, what day is it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:57): Thursday... THURS... Oh, wait, because it's past 12.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:20:04): Oh
elan_einlhander (1:20:11): Oh well that's good.
elan_einlhander (1:20:15): I think I have the day off.
elan_einlhander (1:20:18): ... I hope I do anyway
elan_einlhander (1:23:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:23:44): No matter how mature I become
elan_einlhander (1:23:49): Vaginal dryness is hilarious to hear.
elan_einlhander (1:23:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:23:56): See
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:08): Way to be dry vaginally, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:25:52): Scrotal acne, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:32): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:32): ?
elan_einlhander (1:29:34): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:47): ME!
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:48): :D
elan_einlhander (1:29:55): DON'T GIMME THAT
elan_einlhander (1:29:58): LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:06): :(
elan_einlhander (1:30:14): You pussy little- NO
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:23): (:O
elan_einlhander (1:30:35): ...no
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:44): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:47): :)
elan_einlhander (1:30:54): I swear to God
elan_einlhander (1:31:00): I'll break every tooth in your mouth out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:27): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:45): :D
elan_einlhander (1:31:49): *slug*
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:53): X(
elan_einlhander (1:32:19): Tooth-less David has entered the building.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:47): X|;;|
elan_einlhander (1:33:06): Nice try.
elan_einlhander (1:33:08): But no cigar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:26): X(;)
elan_einlhander (1:33:36): David, no
elan_einlhander (1:33:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:33:38): Give it up
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:41): vv
elan_einlhander (1:34:02): ....
elan_einlhander (1:34:07): If you were a woman, I'd slug you.
elan_einlhander (1:34:16): *loves saying that*
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:31): Because most people, take it so bad.
elan_einlhander (1:34:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:33): And it's fun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:42): Just like my classic "hit with a belt" joke.
elan_einlhander (1:34:47): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:34:52): Take a belt upsider her head.
elan_einlhander (1:35:01): upside*
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:14): That was so classic when I first said that, because it was about Sharon. It isn't even as funny when you're talking about anyone else.
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:35:28): Perfect scenario.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:29): I don't even know what posessed me to say it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:40): "So I hit her with a belt. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:45): Luckily, Doug got it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:49): Else, I would've gotten it.
elan_einlhander (1:35:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:53): Right in the face.
elan_einlhander (1:36:10): Most people would think
elan_einlhander (1:36:18): That we've overdone the James Bond marathon thing.
elan_einlhander (1:36:22): But no
elan_einlhander (1:36:24): Not even close.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:27): Apparently we haven't.
elan_einlhander (1:36:29): We still do it at least ten times a year.
elan_einlhander (1:36:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:45): If you want to tape James Bond movies.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:51): Wait until a holiday -- any will do.
elan_einlhander (1:37:03): Easter, Kwanza, Halloween.
elan_einlhander (1:37:06): Doesn't matter
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:21): Then just record Spike at any given time for the first two days BEFORE the holiday, or the two days AFTER the holiday. Right within that area.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:30): It's ALL James Bond.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:35): Hours and hours and hours.
elan_einlhander (1:38:31): And I always end up watching so much, without even trying
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:41): Meanwhile, I think that QD show go out of business for making the abomination that which I am sipping at.
elan_einlhander (1:38:52): W-what
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:19): Quality Dairy Blue Raspberry "Drink." 16 fluid ounces, or one pint.
elan_einlhander (1:39:37): That wannabe kool-aid stuff?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:42): Yes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:44): Dear lord.
elan_einlhander (1:39:46): Like that comes in big gallons usually?
elan_einlhander (1:39:50): Is it really bad or really good?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:55): It's just melted blue popsicles.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:02): It has... nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:16): Nothing on the nutrition facts but 27 grams of sugar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:34): Oh my God, these are the first ingredients:
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:39): In order:
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:41): Water
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:48): High fructose corn syrup
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:49): Sugar
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:52): Corn syrup
elan_einlhander (1:40:54): Nothing but... sugar
elan_einlhander (1:40:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:40:59): That's crazy
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:02): Natural and artificial flavours
elan_einlhander (1:41:03): But believable.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:08): Sodium
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:17): Preservatives
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:34): Citric acid
elan_einlhander (1:41:36): Well
elan_einlhander (1:41:39): It does come from QD.
elan_einlhander (1:41:44): The question is, WHY did you buy it
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:46): Blackberry juice (from concentrate) That's it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:49): My dad bought it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:53): And came home and threw it at me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:56): "Drink this."
elan_einlhander (1:41:58): Lol, your dad's such a guy
elan_einlhander (1:42:04): Here's him at QD:
elan_einlhander (1:42:11): "Hm, Dave's always drinking... drinking...."
elan_einlhander (1:42:15): "Blue juice!"
elan_einlhander (1:42:17): *buys*
elan_einlhander (1:42:19): *hits on cashier*
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:20): It isn't even "blue raspberry." It's blackberry. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:22): *leaves*
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:22): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:50): ~wonders how come there's no "colours" in the ingredients~
elan_einlhander (1:43:20): Maybe the blackberries made it that colour.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:19): ~smacks his lips~
elan_einlhander (1:44:25): *smacks your lips*
elan_einlhander (1:44:25): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:30): ~wonders if such drinks exist in Kenya~
elan_einlhander (1:44:45): Lol, I had to slap my hands together to immitate the sound.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:51): Nice, Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:45:15): "Hey maaaaan, want a hit?" *gets a blunt of marijuana aimed at him*
elan_einlhander (1:45:21): "I... you.... YOU"
elan_einlhander (1:45:24): *SHOVES it up his nose*
elan_einlhander (1:45:29): That's gonna be me someday
elan_einlhander (1:45:31): Faced with drugs
elan_einlhander (1:45:36): I decided
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:38): Yep, like David being asked for a lighter.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:46): "Yo man, got a lighter?"
elan_einlhander (1:45:46): You should set them on FIRE
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:54): "...Li..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:56): "Huh?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:07): "... *gibberish*"
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:48:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:48:11): My boss
elan_einlhander (1:48:21): Trying to... nicely ask me to clean up that dead cat.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:27): Lol/
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:30): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:48:37): "A guest has reported that there is a... um, a mess outside."
elan_einlhander (1:48:40): "... a mess?"
elan_einlhander (1:48:51): "Yes, caused by a cat"
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:56): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:48:58): "Oh, I'll get the broom and dust pan"
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:00): No way.
elan_einlhander (1:49:04): "No, no not like that"
elan_einlhander (1:49:06): no seriously
elan_einlhander (1:49:07): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:49:16): "The cat is... well it must have died at some point."
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:49:27): "........"
elan_einlhander (1:49:32): "N-no sir, please"
elan_einlhander (1:49:46): "Everyone else is new, and they're squeemish"
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:49:51): "And it upset a guest"
elan_einlhander (1:49:54): "Could you..."
elan_einlhander (1:50:00): "....I'll get the snow shovel sir..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:50:11): Lol, me and Steve out there.
elan_einlhander (1:50:21): He was poking it with the shovel, trying to get it up
elan_einlhander (1:50:24): But it wouldn't go
elan_einlhander (1:50:29): So we had to get two, and like lever it upo
elan_einlhander (1:50:30): up*
elan_einlhander (1:50:46): It was like a 20 pound cat, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:53): David, Doug's boss (of course): "Yo, Doug. Some cat got ran the @#$% over. Go pick it up, put it in a bag... I don't care what you do with it after that."
elan_einlhander (1:51:14): It looked fine
elan_einlhander (1:51:17): Until we flipped it over...
elan_einlhander (1:51:18): David
elan_einlhander (1:51:20): It's spine
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:22): O.o
elan_einlhander (1:51:24): Was coming out of its rectum
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:29): ~laughed~
elan_einlhander (1:51:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:51:33): *did too*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:34): ~feels bad about it~
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:38): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:44): What AM I?
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:48): And it like, froze to the pavement
elan_einlhander (1:51:52): So its face peeled off
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:56): Yeah, dead cats tend to do that.
elan_einlhander (1:51:58): WHY AM I LAUGHING
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:52:03): *can't stop*
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:10): BWAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:16): *sickly cough*
elan_einlhander (1:53:09): It made for a great story though.
elan_einlhander (1:53:13): Especially to my honey Lisa :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:33): She was telling me how much her day stunk, because some family she had to deal with for like half an hour.
elan_einlhander (1:53:36): I was like
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:42): "I peeled a cat's face off."
elan_einlhander (1:53:44): "Well that stinks, but look at this way"
elan_einlhander (1:53:54): "There were no deceased felines involved, right?"
elan_einlhander (1:53:56): "...No..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:00): "Well guess what"
elan_einlhander (1:54:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:54:03): And you can guess from there
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:06): ~can~
elan_einlhander (1:54:18): Doug really knows how to impress the girl he likes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:30): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:32): :D
elan_einlhander (1:54:34): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:29): Zhu, the guy who made Xiao Xiao, made an ad for some mall.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:40): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45299
elan_einlhander (1:59:59): ....fucking awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:05): The end is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (2:00:06): Lol, I never get enough of that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:06): :D
elan_einlhander (2:00:08): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:21): ~watching all the Xiao Xiao movies over again~
elan_einlhander (2:00:37): I need to make a David robot.
elan_einlhander (2:03:26): Rofl, I love this skit so much.
elan_einlhander (2:03:31): The way he says "Candy Corn"
elan_einlhander (2:03:33): Lewis Black
elan_einlhander (2:03:33): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:03): THEY WASH it, they wash it.
elan_einlhander (2:08:38): What is the difference between an iPod and a normal MP3 player?
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:48): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (2:09:04): Way to be helpful.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:12): Lol. Sorry, Charlie.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:11): LITTLE STICK BASTARD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:21): GOT 'IM.
elan_einlhander (2:15:57): ...I'm sorry?
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:12): Xiao Xiao game too hard... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:06): BED.
elan_einlhander (2:23:14): NO
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:27): Sleep is the retarded half-brother of death.
elan_einlhander (3:33:07): *so hyped up now*
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:20): O.o
elan_einlhander (3:33:47): Doing this fight in ToS that I thought I couldn't, and this guide is all like "Don't go here until level 80 no matter what"
elan_einlhander (3:33:55): I'm like sixty and the fight is so insane, I'm having the time of my life.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:03): Lol. Well, that's good to hear.
elan_einlhander (3:35:10): And down I go.
elan_einlhander (3:35:11): Damn.
elan_einlhander (3:35:15): Good ass stuff.
elan_einlhander (3:35:17): Note to self.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:35:18): Bring more items.
elan_einlhander (3:35:20): I can do this
elan_einlhander (3:35:21): So help me
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:27): ~can't help you~
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:30): :D
elan_einlhander (3:35:32): Well fuck you
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:35): Doug: "...No." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:21): Weblog.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:23): "Blog."
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:24): I get it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:25): Haha.
elan_einlhander (3:42:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:26): Yahoo! search:
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:28): Results 1 - 10 of about 643 for dfasd
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:37): http://www.davidrhernandez.com/
elan_einlhander (3:49:33): ....I don't know if I want to
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:00): I just thought it was funny that the first person that came up on a search for "David Hernandez" was a "David R. Hernandez," like me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:42): David Hernandez: Rooftop Piper
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:49): David Hernandez, cracks up infront of his computer.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:54:03): What the hell does a rooftop piper do.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:12): Maybe this image will explain it:
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:19): http://www.guildcomplex.com/tiachucha/hernandez.html
elan_einlhander (3:54:46): Ah, a flaming homosexual, now I understand.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:07): davidhernandez.moonfruit.com ? I don't know about that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:37:27): *is still fighting this boss*
elan_einlhander (4:37:37): Dude
elan_einlhander (4:37:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:41): ~is still awake?~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:37:43): For an active time game
elan_einlhander (4:37:48): This is one long-ass fogjt/
elan_einlhander (4:37:50): ....
elan_einlhander (4:37:51): fight
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:58): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:41:10): There, finally won.
elan_einlhander (4:41:12): That was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:34): Get hype, Douglas.
elan_einlhander (4:41:44): Doooglas.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:12): Dooglas.
elan_einlhander (4:42:19): *saying it irl*
elan_einlhander (4:42:22): *like Strongbad*
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:31): ~tears in eyes~
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:40): Doug... I don't ever... go to "chat rooms."
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:50): They're... wastelands.
elan_einlhander (4:51:58): Nor do I.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:02): Wastelands of intellect.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:10): I can't believe what I'm reading.
elan_einlhander (4:53:09): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:23): ~shakes his head, but can't look away... like a train wreck~
elan_einlhander (4:54:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:54:06): Good comparison.
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:24): I haven't said anything since enterring.
elan_einlhander (4:56:32): What kind of chat room is it..?
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:51): I don't remember. Oh yeah, "Cultural Advice."
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:57): Although no one is talking about that, or anything.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:02): ANYTHING.
elan_einlhander (4:58:06): Just stuff?
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:16): Just... talking. For the sake of talking.
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:20): Nothing is really being said.
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:27): I almost commented on it, but it really isn't worth it.
elan_einlhander (4:58:50): I'm confused.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:16): There's plenty of messages.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:18): Lots of emoticons.
elan_einlhander (4:59:35): So why are you here again?
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:49): I don't remember. Just thought I'd give it a try, since I never go to chats.
elan_einlhander (4:59:58): I don't even know HOW to
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:13): No one uses capital leters or punctuation. No one.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:18): And the room has tons of people.
elan_einlhander (5:00:19): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:32): If I were to send a message, it'd stand out like a sore thumb.
elan_einlhander (5:00:47): They're heads would turn, and their mouths would hang open.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:07): They'd all simultaneously do the :O emoticon.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:38): And it has ICQ-ish SPAMbots. Since we all use our Yahoo! screen names, these bots enter the room every now and then and message me with a link to their profile.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:46): Which I, of course, have learned better than to click.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:41): David finally sends a message.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:53): "Is there no advice to be passed in this "Advice Central?""
elan_einlhander (5:02:59): :O
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:17): ~being a smart-ass~
vencabot_teppoo (5:05:44): The next topic is spiders.
vencabot_teppoo (5:05:56): Do we kill them, or set them free?
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:06): They won't hurt crawling in your palm.
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:09): I used to have pet spiders.
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:13): Spiders are good luck
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:22): Black widow spiders make with you then stab you in the back.
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:29): We have the most poisonous in the world over here!!!
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:45): Prey mantis, talk about psycho, they bite the head off their mates after being impregnated
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:52): I'm glad I'm not a preying mantis
vencabot_teppoo (5:07:00): Though I have been bitten before.
vencabot_teppoo (5:07:19): Dear Lord.
vencabot_teppoo (5:07:23): They just keep talking...
elan_einlhander (5:07:43): Wow.
elan_einlhander (5:07:45): How random.
elan_einlhander (5:07:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:07:50): It's like some weird game.
vencabot_teppoo (5:08:02): Where you win by wasting the most time.
vencabot_teppoo (5:08:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:08:22): Or by sending the most pointless messages.
vencabot_teppoo (5:08:27): Now it's about ladybugs.
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:21): Now caterpillars.
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:35): And then, completely out of the blue:
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:41): "a rabid cayote was found here in a public park"
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:48): I prefer snakes to spiders.
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:52): Don't like any kind of repitle
vencabot_teppoo (5:09:59): And I wouldn't have a bird as a pet.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:21): All animals and insects and stuff has its place in the ecology. Remove one, you can create a disaster.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:26): No disasters here.
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:31): David: "WHAT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (5:10:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:12:39): The Physics chat has an insane population, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:12:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:12:59): And yet, still no caps.
vencabot_teppoo (5:13:13): As if there's some law against caps.
elan_einlhander (5:13:41): David should speak in ALL caps.
elan_einlhander (5:14:02): *wonders if they'd even pay it any mind*
vencabot_teppoo (5:14:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:15:19): Meanwhile, Doug recruited two people to his Knights today.
vencabot_teppoo (5:15:35): Buster and Blast Wyld?!
elan_einlhander (5:15:36): Which increases the roster by like 20%, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:15:40): ...Sure why not.
vencabot_teppoo (5:15:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:15:44): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (5:17:54): My kitchen smells rank.
elan_einlhander (5:17:57): It's really bugging me.
elan_einlhander (5:18:02): Because I don't know what's causing it.
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:05): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (5:18:08): My mother thinks something died under the fridge.
elan_einlhander (5:18:13): But I'm doubting that.
elan_einlhander (5:18:19): I cleaned out the fridge, nothing is like rotten.
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:19): That would sure suck, though.
elan_einlhander (5:18:22): Yeah it would.
elan_einlhander (5:18:40): I pulled out the fridge as far as I could, but found no rodent.
vencabot_teppoo (5:18:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:19:48): This guy
elan_einlhander (5:19:56): Is completely obsessed with the >-> emoticon
elan_einlhander (5:20:03): he does it after each sentence.
elan_einlhander (5:20:09): Driving me nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (5:20:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:20:15): Tell him to stop.
elan_einlhander (5:20:26): I can't think of a graceful way of doing so.
vencabot_teppoo (5:20:35): "SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT."
elan_einlhander (5:20:45): Touche.
elan_einlhander (5:21:00): He's having this CONIPTION over Vic and I.
vencabot_teppoo (5:21:08): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (5:21:08): Because she sat in the chat room once with me.
elan_einlhander (5:21:20): And like what, I think scratched my back?
elan_einlhander (5:21:23): And he's like OMG
elan_einlhander (5:21:30): And he keeps bringing it up like it's this HUGE thing
elan_einlhander (5:21:46): Like I ripped off her robe and rammed her up the ass right then and there.
vencabot_teppoo (5:21:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:21:56): I'm like chill OUT dude.
elan_einlhander (5:22:02): We're MARRIED, she's gonna be snuggly with me.
elan_einlhander (5:22:38): He must be like 15 irl or something.
elan_einlhander (5:22:44): And just discovering puberty.
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:23:06): I can tell most people's ages in this game.
elan_einlhander (5:23:14): But it's ironic because no one can get mine.
elan_einlhander (5:23:18): Because I'm such a pimp.
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:29): I guess.
elan_einlhander (5:23:34): ... YOU GUESS/
elan_einlhander (5:23:46): There's no question that Doug is THE man.
vencabot_teppoo (5:23:54): *cower*
elan_einlhander (5:24:23): THE man with THE plan.
elan_einlhander (5:24:37): Meanwhile David is some CHUMP
elan_einlhander (5:24:43): With a..... LUMP
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:51): Taking a...
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:54): ...Ride?
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:56): In a car?
vencabot_teppoo (5:24:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:25:00): In my truck.
elan_einlhander (5:25:51): Still being mean to titties-girl? :D
elan_einlhander (5:26:05): Doug is so taste-ful.
vencabot_teppoo (5:26:13): Yeah, kinda.
elan_einlhander (5:26:23): Way to be an a-dublya-ss
vencabot_teppoo (5:26:34): Just testing her, really. Seeing how much she-... What?
elan_einlhander (5:26:43): ...I have no idea what I meant with that.
elan_einlhander (5:26:49): I said it out loud, so I typed it
elan_einlhander (5:26:51): And yeah
elan_einlhander (5:26:52): I dunno
elan_einlhander (5:26:53): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (5:26:56): A-dyblya-ss?
elan_einlhander (5:27:03): A-dublya-ss
vencabot_teppoo (5:27:14): A-dublya-ss.
elan_einlhander (5:27:19): Sure 'nuff.
elan_einlhander (5:28:35): People seem to always turn out dumber than I think.
elan_einlhander (5:28:45): Seraphin wanted me to give my e-mail address to Old Navy.
elan_einlhander (5:28:46): Because
vencabot_teppoo (5:28:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:28:58): they told her if she gets five people to do it they'll give her a 250 dollar gift card.
elan_einlhander (5:29:02): David laughs too soon every time.
vencabot_teppoo (5:29:16): Well, I laughed because I read "people always turn out dumber than I think."
elan_einlhander (5:29:24): Oh.
elan_einlhander (5:30:27): I was like "You really... think... wow, I expect so much better of you."
vencabot_teppoo (5:30:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:30:41): Then of course I was like "I'm not giving my e-mail to Old Navy, lol."
elan_einlhander (5:30:54): That is once place Doug DOESN'T want hounding him on Hotmail.
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:02): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:07): ~standing in the Jewish Teens chat~
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:15): ~random Colwyn-esque haters running in every now and then~
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:27): ~quote, "Go back to Canada you ****in' Jews!"~
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:31): And then leave the room.
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:34:34): ...wow
elan_einlhander (5:34:36): w
elan_einlhander (5:34:37): w-
elan_einlhander (5:34:38): No
elan_einlhander (5:34:39): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (5:34:40): I'm the only one standing in here now, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:35:03): I see David in the chat room wastelands, wandering through the dust storms from place to place.
vencabot_teppoo (5:35:27): rusted_pappa messages me: r u a Jew?
vencabot_teppoo (5:35:34): With the question mark included, thank God.
elan_einlhander (5:35:53): Notice he capitlized 'Jew'.
vencabot_teppoo (5:35:58): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:36:08): Man, Jewish VT is a big hit.
elan_einlhander (5:36:11): Because while he may be an illiterate idiot, he's a damn proud Jew.
elan_einlhander (5:36:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:36:15): Jewish VT.
elan_einlhander (5:36:18): His latest incarnation.
vencabot_teppoo (5:36:25): "Jewish VT."
vencabot_teppoo (5:36:35): He celebrates Jewish Hanukah.
vencabot_teppoo (5:36:42): Since he's... ya know. JEWISH.
elan_einlhander (5:36:50): He rocks the dreidel.
elan_einlhander (5:36:53): dreidle....
vencabot_teppoo (5:36:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:36:54): hmm
vencabot_teppoo (5:37:03): Not a whole lotta Jews on the chat room scne at 5:30 AM.
vencabot_teppoo (5:37:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:37:17): Not many nocturnal Jews.
vencabot_teppoo (5:37:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:37:25): ~having too much fun, now~
elan_einlhander (5:38:13): No no
elan_einlhander (5:38:13): lol
elan_einlhander (5:38:15): VT:
vencabot_teppoo (5:38:18): This is insane, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:38:24): "So uh, can I join you guys? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (5:39:04): rusted_pappa: bcoz if u r a jew, I'd like to warn u Vencabot_Teppoo: ...Okay? Go ahead and warn me, pappa.
vencabot_teppoo (5:39:13): After I answered his question with "Why?"
elan_einlhander (5:39:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:40:24): ~having WAAAAY too much fun~
vencabot_teppoo (5:40:28): ~writhing and laughing IRL~
vencabot_teppoo (5:40:46): gul_jan01pkm: hi just u alone in the rooooooom Vencabot_Teppoo: ...Yep. Not a whole lotta nocturnal Jews. Vencabot_Teppoo: I guess. gul_jan01pkm: mean gul_jan01pkm: lotta? Vencabot_Teppoo: ...Excuse me? Is English not your first language? gul_jan01pkm: ya english is not my 1st language gul_jan01pkm: sorry for that Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, that's alright. "Lotta" is just slang... I use it in place of "lot of." Vencabot_Teppoo: Not a lot of nocturnal Jews. gul_jan01pkm: ok gul_jan01pkm: u from Israil gul_jan01pkm: ? Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh no, I'm not even Jewish.
elan_einlhander (5:41:19): Rofl
elan_einlhander (5:41:34): Oh God no, I'm no JEW.
vencabot_teppoo (5:41:44): rusted_pappa: the day is inevitable, when the blood of the Jews will flow like rivers not only in Jerusalem but also throughout the whole world Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, thank you for enlightening me. And what do you suggest I do to avoid this horrid yet questionably inevitable fate that which I have been given by some almighty power?
vencabot_teppoo (5:41:57): I just about shit my pants when I said, "Oh no, I'm not even Jewish."
elan_einlhander (5:42:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:42:11): Wow he's optomistic.
vencabot_teppoo (5:42:26): emanuellling joined the room.
vencabot_teppoo (5:42:31): vencabot_teppoo: Welcome to my HELL.
vencabot_teppoo (5:43:01): rusted_pappa takes too long to type.
elan_einlhander (5:43:57): Like my mom.
elan_einlhander (5:43:58): :D
vencabot_teppoo (5:44:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:44:52): rusted_pappa: u will ruin urselves in the hellfire and that punishment will start from this earth Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, that sucks. I can't do anything to stop it?
vencabot_teppoo (5:45:15): The only people coming into the Jewish chat are Muslims.
vencabot_teppoo (5:45:23): Minor terrorists trying to feel all big and bad. Rofl.
elan_einlhander (5:45:32): Is that what he is?
elan_einlhander (5:45:37): Lol, I thought he was a Jew.
elan_einlhander (5:45:44): i was like "Man what a negative Jew"
elan_einlhander (5:45:47): I*
vencabot_teppoo (5:46:13): rusted_pappa: do u think Jews r doing the right thing in Palestine? Vencabot_Teppoo: No, really... I'm not even Jewish, and don't care about politics. I've just been messin' with ya.
elan_einlhander (5:46:46): You said that from the get go, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:46:55): He's like "Let's talk about Jews baby"
elan_einlhander (5:47:01): David's like "Yeaaaaah"
elan_einlhander (5:47:34): You better wrap that gavel up bee.
elan_einlhander (5:47:43): *just up and said that all of a sudden*
vencabot_teppoo (5:47:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:48:27): rusted_pappa: then u r a christian Vencabot_Teppoo: Seems that way.
elan_einlhander (5:48:46): Lol, I just realized.
elan_einlhander (5:48:55): How wise it was to assume English wasn't his first language.
elan_einlhander (5:48:59): MY first assumption
elan_einlhander (5:49:03): Woulda been that he's an idiot.
vencabot_teppoo (5:49:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:50:43): You should say "So, Muslim eh, how's that working out for yah?"
vencabot_teppoo (5:50:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:51:01): rusted_pappa: Christians will be down as well Vencabot_Teppoo: Again, what do you propose that I do? Let's get to the point, shall we?
elan_einlhander (5:51:29): He sure likes to fortell your imminent doom.
vencabot_teppoo (5:51:52): I'm honoured for his wise and mispelled warnings.
vencabot_teppoo (5:51:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:52:12): He's really looking out for you.
elan_einlhander (5:52:14): Well, sorta.
elan_einlhander (5:52:16): I mean you're doomed.
elan_einlhander (5:52:21): But at least he gave you a heads up.
elan_einlhander (5:53:37): It's too bad he's typing so slow.
elan_einlhander (5:53:43): Or you could get some info out of him.
vencabot_teppoo (5:53:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:54:38): rusted_pappa: Christians will be down as well Vencabot_Teppoo: Again, what do you propose that I do? Let's get to the point, shall we? rusted_pappa: You should speak against the head of your state, when he starts cruelty over others Vencabot_Teppoo: You mean, Georgey? rusted_pappa: yap Vencabot_Teppoo: I assume that you aren't American, then, else you'd be speaking out against him yourself. Where are you from, anyway?
vencabot_teppoo (5:54:58): ~is having more fun in the Jewish chat than he's had all night in any other chat~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:55:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:56:01): rusted_pappa: Bangladesh Vencabot_Teppoo: Bangladesh? Man, I don't even know where that is. Shows how stupid us Americans are.
elan_einlhander (5:57:51): It doesn't matter HOW stupid you are, the seas will run RED with your foul Christian Blood.
vencabot_teppoo (5:57:59): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:58:01): That sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (5:58:05): I don't wanna bleed... or burn.
vencabot_teppoo (5:58:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:58:15): And they will run BLACK with Doug's... Dougist Blood
elan_einlhander (5:58:36): Doug having obviously different coloured blood than the rest of society.
vencabot_teppoo (5:58:51): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (5:59:23): ~flirts with foreign girl~
elan_einlhander (5:59:34): ...way to go
elan_einlhander (6:00:03): Nothing scares me more than a cat walking on my lap.
elan_einlhander (6:00:07): Claws... penis.... claws
elan_einlhander (6:00:11): Not a fun thing.
elan_einlhander (6:00:28): You don't wanna like GRAB her
elan_einlhander (6:00:31): Because she might DIG in
vencabot_teppoo (6:01:21): ~comes back to this IM window, to see Doug's cat-lap rant~
vencabot_teppoo (6:01:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:01:33): :D
elan_einlhander (6:01:36): :O
elan_einlhander (6:01:36): :D
vencabot_teppoo (6:03:15): Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, to be honest, I really don't align myself with Christians. Also, my religious standing makes me rather nonchalant when it comes to other people's prophets, etc. Vencabot_Teppoo: No offense intended, of course. Vencabot_Teppoo: I'm not looking forward to reddening the world with my blood or burning in eternal hellfire -- don't get me wrong. I just don't believe in that sort of thing, so it fails to prompt me to action against my American president.
elan_einlhander (6:03:57): I sadly doubt you've phased him at all, he's probably clueless.
elan_einlhander (6:04:32): "So wait wait wait, you're NOT ready to burn for eternity?"
elan_einlhander (6:04:40): Of course, Doug and David's newest philosophy.
elan_einlhander (6:04:47): "I'll kick Hell's ass."
vencabot_teppoo (6:04:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:05:07): Doug and David
elan_einlhander (6:05:08): ...
elan_einlhander (6:05:12): D&D
elan_einlhander (6:05:13): ...
elan_einlhander (6:05:13): OMG
vencabot_teppoo (6:05:16): ...
elan_einlhander (6:05:18): We are SIN
elan_einlhander (6:05:27): Together we are... D&D
vencabot_teppoo (6:05:36): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:05:40): THE DEVIL'S GAME.
elan_einlhander (6:05:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (6:05:56): Late-night humour.
elan_einlhander (6:06:00): Not exactly clever humour.
vencabot_teppoo (6:06:56): Yep.
elan_einlhander (6:07:19): Welp, guess it's a good thing I have the day off.
elan_einlhander (6:07:44): Unless some unexpected event decides to come wake me up.
elan_einlhander (6:07:50): Which I get the weirld feeling will.
elan_einlhander (6:07:52): ..weird*
vencabot_teppoo (6:08:05): Yep.
elan_einlhander (6:08:08): Watch, Lynnette comes over in tears ,again
elan_einlhander (6:08:13): God, I remember how pissed I was.
elan_einlhander (6:08:20): Doug, sleeping soundly, was up until like six am.
vencabot_teppoo (6:08:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:08:26): 8 in the morning, is suddenly woken up.
elan_einlhander (6:08:32): Looks up, Lynnette standing there.
elan_einlhander (6:08:38): "W-what the hell... get out of here..."
vencabot_teppoo (6:08:39): Holy God.
vencabot_teppoo (6:08:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:09:02): "Omg I am so upset, I need to talk to someone or just be close and" and I sorta tuned her out from there.
vencabot_teppoo (6:09:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:09:14): I was like "God damn it... just lie down, I'm sleeping, you can stay..."
elan_einlhander (6:09:17): And I slept for like five hours
elan_einlhander (6:09:20): And she was still there.
elan_einlhander (6:09:23): I coulda killed her
vencabot_teppoo (6:09:23): Creepy.
elan_einlhander (6:09:24): Seriously
vencabot_teppoo (6:09:30): Meanwhile:
elan_einlhander (6:09:30): Walking in my house.
elan_einlhander (6:09:40): Only two people may walk in my house unannounced*
vencabot_teppoo (6:09:40): blessingbiana22: how are u Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, first of all, are you a bot? blessingbiana22: where are u frm blessingbiana22: are u there Vencabot_Teppoo: If you aren't a bot, say "Gibbidy gibba!" blessingbiana22: i am blessing and u Vencabot_Teppoo: ...Gibbidy gibba? blessingbiana22: how old are u Vencabot_Teppoo: Joob?
elan_einlhander (6:09:41): *waits*
vencabot_teppoo (6:09:45): Me, and Koree?
elan_einlhander (6:09:57): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (6:10:03): joob?
elan_einlhander (6:10:06): Nice David.
elan_einlhander (6:10:11): Nice, David*
elan_einlhander (6:10:24): Doug's needless correction of comma placement.
vencabot_teppoo (6:10:42): ~has now taken on the role of moderator in the Jew rewm~
vencabot_teppoo (6:10:57): ~since he was the first one there, and now it's filling up~
elan_einlhander (6:11:07): Koree may barge in and take what he wants.
elan_einlhander (6:11:15): And David may sneak in and defile my home.
elan_einlhander (6:11:17): That's IT
vencabot_teppoo (6:11:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:11:24): No girls walking in to be snuggled.
elan_einlhander (6:11:27): ...
elan_einlhander (6:11:28): Well
elan_einlhander (6:11:28): Lol
elan_einlhander (6:11:36): No Lynnette's walking in to be snuggled*
vencabot_teppoo (6:11:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (6:13:24): I feel left out of the chat room experience.
vencabot_teppoo (6:14:19): That's why I told you to download Furcadia, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:14:25): Because such experiences must be shared.
elan_einlhander (6:14:31): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (6:14:33): a4v1115: hi asl plz Vencabot_Teppoo: npjgmas a4v1115: have u seen ur mom pussy Vencabot_Teppoo: Yep. You? a4v1115: i saw a4v1115: when u saw it Vencabot_Teppoo: Wow, that's eerie. What, were you looking over my shoulder or something?
vencabot_teppoo (6:14:54): a4v1115: when u fuck ur mom Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, snap. It's on now.
vencabot_teppoo (6:15:20): a4v1115: what Vencabot_Teppoo: I know you ain't about to play that snizzle all up in this wizzle.
elan_einlhander (6:15:41): HAHHHAA LOL@U FUKIN UR MOM LOLZ
vencabot_teppoo (6:15:46): ROFL
elan_einlhander (6:15:47): Dumb-ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:15:49): Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (6:16:12): Vencabot_Teppoo: What, sho 'nuff you ain't steppin' no more, fool.
elan_einlhander (6:16:25): David is a true Viking.
elan_einlhander (6:16:27): Just for that.
vencabot_teppoo (6:16:32): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (6:17:02): Vencabot_Teppoo: That's what I thought -- comin' up on my grizzle with that cheap "yo momma" shit. Daaaamn.
elan_einlhander (6:17:11): Daaaaaaaamn Gina.
vencabot_teppoo (6:17:57): Vencabot_Teppoo: Ya'll just got Jew-served, what.
elan_einlhander (6:18:23): You should make a Jew-rap.
vencabot_teppoo (6:20:35): And now, the encore presentation:
vencabot_teppoo (6:20:46): a4v1115: hi asl plz Vencabot_Teppoo: npjgmas a4v1115: have u seen ur mom pussy Vencabot_Teppoo: Yep. You? a4v1115: i saw a4v1115: when u saw it Vencabot_Teppoo: Wow, that's eerie. What, were you looking over my shoulder or something? a4v1115: when u fuck ur mom Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, snap. It's on now. a4v1115: what Vencabot_Teppoo: I know you ain't about to play that snizzle all up in this wizzle. Vencabot_Teppoo: What, sho 'nuff you ain't steppin' no more, fool. Vencabot_Teppoo: That's what I thought -- comin' up on my grizzle with that cheap "yo momma" shit. Daaaamn. Vencabot_Teppoo: Ya'll just got Jew-served, what.
elan_einlhander (6:21:05): Well played.
elan_einlhander (6:21:15): And I realize that
elan_einlhander (6:21:28): You can only understand that the last one REALLY is saying, is by hanging around the people we do
elan_einlhander (6:21:31): That 'what' on the end.
elan_einlhander (6:21:38): Gotta say it juuuuuust right.
vencabot_teppoo (6:22:46): I love this part the most:
vencabot_teppoo (6:22:54): Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, snap. It's on now. a4v1115: what
elan_einlhander (6:23:01): He had no idea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:23:47): Meanwhile, David continues to talk politics with Pappa.
vencabot_teppoo (6:25:27): tah_reer2005: ?????????? Vencabot_Teppoo: Wow, that's amazing. How the Hell do you do that?
vencabot_teppoo (6:25:33): He typed some insane character to me, lol.
elan_einlhander (6:25:44): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (6:26:30): This Pappa guy is really more intelligent than I first assumed, lol. He's actually semi-interesting to converse with.
elan_einlhander (6:26:40): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:11): On the Jew chat:
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:20): vencabot_teppoo: Anyway, I'm out. Shalom.
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:27:26): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:42): Because I said "Peace" to this one guy when he was leaving, and he was like "Shalom."
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:48): And I was like, "...Awesome."
vencabot_teppoo (6:27:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:27:51): Very.
vencabot_teppoo (6:28:53): It'd be funny as Hell if I added Pappa to my Friends list, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:28:59): What with the fire and brimstone stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (6:29:05): Wait, get it?
vencabot_teppoo (6:29:08): Funny as HELL?
elan_einlhander (6:29:13): No I don't get it.
vencabot_teppoo (6:29:15): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (6:29:16): I am in the dark.
vencabot_teppoo (6:29:57): Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, I saved the website you sent me to look at later. I can't say that I'd be surprised if my government has been LYING to me, but then again, like I said, I'm not really into politics. rusted_pappa: but u should man Vencabot_Teppoo: You mean, I should be more into politics? rusted_pappa: this is bcoz millions of people r dying only for the absence of ur protest Vencabot_Teppoo: I think that millions of people would be dying even with my protest, sadly. Hence why I gave up on politics. The world is a terrible place. rusted_pappa: protest against the oppressor is not politics, it's u responsiblity Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, you tell me how you expect me to protest. rusted_pappa: creating public opinion in favor of ht truth
vencabot_teppoo (6:30:20): Vencabot_Teppoo: Such as what; telling my friends that our president is killing civilians? rusted_pappa: not only that, he is stealing Iraq's oil, he has no right on that Vencabot_Teppoo: True, true. rusted_pappa: he is doing robbery Vencabot_Teppoo: But, then again, that really isn't a big deal in America. I mean, you have to understand how much crime goes on in this country. We idolize gangsters on MTV, for crying out loud. rusted_pappa: there are also so many other things Vencabot_Teppoo: I can imagine; but really, why would our president do these things? rusted_pappa: to maximize the profit of Americans Vencabot_Teppoo: So, again, why would we protest? Conscience? rusted_pappa: this is because of your betterment, let me xplain Vencabot_Teppoo: Go ahead, I'm listening.
vencabot_teppoo (6:30:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:30:38): And tomorrow, David is a terrorist.
elan_einlhander (6:31:11): Raping the lands of Iraq.
elan_einlhander (6:31:33): Everyone hates our President, lol.
elan_einlhander (6:31:37): I'd so hate to be him.
elan_einlhander (6:31:44): I wouldn't have even run again most likely.
elan_einlhander (6:31:48): I'd be like "Get me OUT of here"
elan_einlhander (6:31:57): Even if he does the right thing now.
vencabot_teppoo (6:32:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:32:04): They be like "fUK U"
elan_einlhander (6:32:42): I'm tempted to save that part as my new background my computer
elan_einlhander (6:32:46): with the FUK NO face.
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:01): ...Replacing the Chrono Trigger background?
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:03): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (6:33:06): I know I know
elan_einlhander (6:33:10): Scary thoughts.
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:33:17): Or if I could SOMEHOW shrink it down.
elan_einlhander (6:33:21): And cut out JUST that face.
elan_einlhander (6:33:26): I'd make it my Yahoo! avatar.
elan_einlhander (6:33:35): That would be a sweet avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:37): Since that'd be such rocket science.
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:33:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:33:44): ~goes to do it~
elan_einlhander (6:33:45): Fuck you David.
elan_einlhander (6:33:46): Seriously
elan_einlhander (6:33:46): NO
elan_einlhander (6:33:49): Fuck NO
elan_einlhander (6:40:15): Man fuck you, lol
vencabot_teppoo (6:40:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:41:41): Sending fukno2.0
vencabot_teppoo (6:41:55): Enhanced.
vencabot_teppoo (6:42:04): Merry Christmas.
vencabot_teppoo (6:42:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:42:26): Ah much better
elan_einlhander (6:42:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (6:42:29): But still
elan_einlhander (6:42:30): fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (6:42:43): Really, though. For experimental purposes, put it on. I think that I could perfect it even more.
elan_einlhander (6:43:12): There.
vencabot_teppoo (6:43:22): Awesome. Okay.
elan_einlhander (6:44:04): My avatar kicks the crap out of yours.
vencabot_teppoo (6:48:52): Put this one on and let me see if it looks any better.
vencabot_teppoo (6:49:00): I think it should, but it may not. ~_~
elan_einlhander (6:49:17): There.
vencabot_teppoo (6:49:28): Actyakkym u...
vencabot_teppoo (6:49:35): ...ACTUALLY, it is excellent.
elan_einlhander (6:50:29): Agreed.
vencabot_teppoo (6:50:39): Sadly, I could not maintain the profanity.
vencabot_teppoo (6:50:42): ~tried~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:50:58): Well I wouldn't want you to, lol.
elan_einlhander (6:51:06): Children may be seeing it.
elan_einlhander (6:51:09): I just want the face.
elan_einlhander (6:51:12): That face says it all.
vencabot_teppoo (6:51:24): And, in the meantime, I also discovered that the avatar-slot on Yahoo! is exactly an inch square.
vencabot_teppoo (6:51:40): So, I could adjust the image size so that Yahoo! would do as little image-resizing as possible.
vencabot_teppoo (6:51:59): Hence maintaining as much quality as possible.
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:06): ...God, I'm 1337.
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:10): Anyway, I'm gonna take a nap. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:28): So peace.
elan_einlhander (6:52:37): A... nap...?
elan_einlhander (6:52:38): David
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:39): And nice avatar... Lookin' sharp.
elan_einlhander (6:52:40): School is in like
elan_einlhander (6:52:43): An hour
elan_einlhander (6:52:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:48): Fuck school... I'm sick.
elan_einlhander (6:52:51): ...rofl
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:52): *cough*
elan_einlhander (6:52:54): Right
vencabot_teppoo (6:52:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (6:53:02): See yah later then.

12-17-04


vencabot_teppoo (2:57:36): Headin' to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:36): Peace.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:40): Oh
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:43): Well, uh, bye
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:47): Lol. Nice avatar.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:52): Thank you.
Elan_Einlhander (3:28:06): I outta slug you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:05): Tortilla chips > sleep
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:05): ought to...
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:09): Oughtta
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:11): Hmmm
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:19): Allow me to rephrase.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:23): I SHOULD slug you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:54): We need to get you a new katz-tastic avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:12): What, so we can be matching? God, how faggish.
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:23): ...Yes, so we can be matching.
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:28): It's not FAGGISH
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:31): It's MALE BONDING
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:36): :D
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:40): Exactly.
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:47): You should get that one cute-faced one.
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:49): I can't remember which
Elan_Einlhander (3:30:52): Where he has the bell
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:05): Yeah, but I'd never find it, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:31:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:30): ~all outta chips~
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:35): ~makes that face~
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:41): *avatar-point*
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:42): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:31:46): D:
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:56): Close, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:31:58): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:05): If only I could make round eyes
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:12): Exactly what I was about to say, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:15): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:20): I was sitting here... Wait.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:55): Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. elan_einlhander: D: Vencabot_Teppoo: Close, lol. elan_einlhander: Lol. elan_einlhander: If only I could make round eyes Vencabot_Teppoo: Exactly what I was about to say, lol. elan_einlhander: Lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:08): ...
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:10): ~had to stop for that~
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:11): We say lol a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:15): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:17): :D
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:21): :DDD
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:32): I like, enterred the Matrix.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:39): But instead of suddenly noticing a bunch of 0s and 1s.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:44): I noticed a bunch of "lol"s.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:53): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:05): I was just typing, then suddenly they all caught my eye, and I was like, :O
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:16): ~wonders how he always, always, ALWAYS gets those emoticons wrong the first time~
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:19): Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:30): Fullmetal Alchemist, adorable girl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:34): Doug melted.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:43): Doug-puddle, if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:47): ~goes back to Yahoo! chat~
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:53): No David.
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:55): Don't
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:56): lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:01): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:03): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:20): OMFG LOL
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:21): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:23): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:23): *is all self-conscious of saying lol now*
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:29): ~isn't, lol~ :D
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:31): Way to go, David.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:57): What makes us cooler than everyone else is that we type "Lol." on a line by itself, as it's own sentence.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:10): Rather than just:
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:10): lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:12): Recognizing the humour.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:13): Or:
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:15): LOL
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:18): ROOFLEZ
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:20): ...
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:22): -_-;
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:26): Today, I saw:
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:29): LOLLOCAUST
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:32): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:33): And I shit myself.
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:42): Like a... hollocaust?
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:46): But with laughing.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:49): Instead of jew-killing.
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:50): ....Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (3:37:00): I might just have to start saying that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:14): Go ahead, lol. It'll be great.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:20): But it wouldn't work without all caps.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:22): Lollocaust.
Elan_Einlhander (3:37:48): I almost didn't get it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:37:53): I was like oh it's just gibberish.
Elan_Einlhander (3:37:55): No. wait...
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:18): LOL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:21): ~self conscious now~
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:23): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:24): <_<
Elan_Einlhander (3:38:26): HA
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:44): Whenever I say "lol" now, I want to follow it up with LOL ROFL OMFG LOL
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:49): Mocking myself.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:07): ~could always adopt the Dahkuri-esque "comma-haha"~
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:17): And sound like dicks.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:25): Welcome to my inferno, haha.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:28): -Dahkuri.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:29): Or we could take the JOHN method.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:35): *Laughs!*
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:37): *Laughs.*
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:39): No
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:40): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:45): No perdiod Doug
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:48): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:49): That's just a little TOO far
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:51): Perdiod.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:58): And way to spell, Doug
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:02): I have no idea why that made me laugh out loud.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:07): Or "lol," if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:08): But it did.
Elan_Einlhander (3:40:12): Facedragger has arrived from the south.
Elan_Einlhander (3:40:15): *panicks*
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:24): Nice name, Facedragger.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:46): ~wants more chips~
Elan_Einlhander (3:42:52): Doug did a total head-spin there.
Elan_Einlhander (3:43:02): *heard his TV say: Meet The Fockers*
Elan_Einlhander (3:43:08): *whoosh* :O
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:10): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:43:11): ...Oh
Elan_Einlhander (3:43:13): Focker
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:35): Some people were saying how awesome I.Robot is at work the other day.
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:43): "I've never seen anything like it."
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:49): Doug: "I'm actually quite sure you have."
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:57): Because I'm sure they have
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:59): Honestly.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:29): ~wishes he had a tortilla chip factory in his house~
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:47): Run by Mexican midgits?
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:54): Sure, why not. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:39): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:48): I had to go read the two newest VG cats.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:57): ~goes to check 'em out~
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:10): Three newest actually.
Elan_Einlhander (4:02:33): *strangely obsessed with the Ghost in the Shell opening song*
Elan_Einlhander (4:02:36): *hypnotic*
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:54): ~never seen it~
Elan_Einlhander (4:03:02): ~well fine~
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:34): VG Cats, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:04:03): Pink goo LEAKING... head in.. floor now. Tastes salty.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:02): I'm kinda tempted to save the GBA SP gangsta picture for a future avatar.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:14): I love him.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:17): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:21): And that comic in general.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:32): Whatchu think I did? I flashed him some BACKLIT, mo' fo'!
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:02): DAYYYYMN!
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:05): *cracking up*
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:08): Get a bigger pen fifteen two day?
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:14): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:16): ...
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:16): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:20): David is so on-topivc
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:21): topic*
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:30): Hey... That's VG Cats, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:46): But we're talkin' 'bout BACKLIT mo' fo'.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:59): DAMN IT, VADER.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:00): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:03): Doug should start shining his GBA SP into people's faces when they're "tripping"
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:09): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:16): And get a gold tooth.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:19): And do that face.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:58): Lol, the Game Gear.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:04): Yeah, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:05): Oh god, the DS
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:12): I love the DS,lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:13): You can touch me if you want.. down there.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:23): It's even funnier now
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:25): With the commercials.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:47): Yeah, wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:53): "Touching is good."
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:57): David: "Excuse' moi?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:59): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:59): Yeah
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:59): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:02): Apparently
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:09): They're targetting a more mature audience now.
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:28): Like teenagers and adults, instead of young kids.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:02): ~nods~
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:21): Leo makes the best faces, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:32): I tie the rats tail to the stick.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:34): ...What?
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:38): It's a a rat-flail. :D
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:46): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:46): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:40): ~thinks he likes the "Yeah so, I wuz chillin' by the ROM shop and NG Pocket starts steppin'" face more~
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:27): ~is an avatar-making GOD~
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:39): David
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:41): ~is AVATARR, Pagan God of avatars~
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:43): All you're doing is cutting them
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:43): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:46): ...
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:47): :D
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:49): ...
Elan_Einlhander (4:15:50): :D
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:18:24): ~nods again~
Elan_Einlhander (4:18:34): Naw, the other's better.
vencabot_teppoo (4:18:55): ?
vencabot_teppoo (4:18:57): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:19:04): Yup.
Elan_Einlhander (4:19:16): Get in ma BELLY
Elan_Einlhander (4:26:27): Zee new Gameboy iz mooch batter.
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:03): Dear GOD, it's AWESOME!
Elan_Einlhander (4:27:13): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:16): http://www.vgcats.com/art/protoman_wallpaper_1024.jpg
Elan_Einlhander (4:27:31): Oh god.
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:37): Yes, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:27:55): Does David have a new wallpaper..?
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:05): ~nods~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:41): But that makes me want to go look up some more... real Megaman wallpaper, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:14): ~makes bastard robots in Wily's lab at www.capcom.com/megaman/ ~ Hahahahaha.
Elan_Einlhander (4:37:42): Lol, I remember doing this.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:48): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:41:30): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (4:41:36): The Boxorz-O-Roxorzl
Elan_Einlhander (4:41:39): Roxorz*
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:45): What?! Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:42:03): VGcats, beating him to death with his Boxorz-O-Roxorz.
Elan_Einlhander (4:42:06): A box full of rocks.
Elan_Einlhander (4:42:07): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:18): Oh yeah, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:42:36): Oh and David's favourite
Elan_Einlhander (4:42:37): The robot
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:45): Yeah, rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (4:54:03): Man these peas ROCK
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:13): ~hungry~
Elan_Einlhander (4:54:22): *eating a bagel actually*
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:48): ~can't believe all the time he spent RPing and / or thinking about RPing~ Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:59:59): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:22): ~was just messing around with paint and ended up drawing VT and PT, and realized what an INSANE amount of time he spent working out his character histories~
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:59): ~was SO obsessed that he wasn't content just working out the character histories, but to get more into the psychology of the characters, he worked out his character's PARENTS' histories... and THEIR parents' histories...~
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:15): ~until he had generations and generations worth of insanely developed characters that he NEVER even used for RP~
Elan_Einlhander (5:01:29): Congratulations David.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:39): ~demands a cookie of some sort~
Elan_Einlhander (5:01:42): Such a sad past of simply WISHING you could amount to the sheer Heroism that is Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (5:01:48): Trying so hard.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:50): ~so that he at least has something to show for it~ Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (5:01:52): But always a step short.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:23): ~has no hero-ish heroes in ANY of his character histories, lol~
Elan_Einlhander (5:02:33): :D
Elan_Einlhander (5:02:44): *plays nothing BUT Heroes it seems*
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:04): ~has ONLY villains... villains that range from somewhat-okay to extremely evil... and protagonists that are put into terrible situations where they have to end up being villains~
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:20): I think that happy endings are over-done, lol. So, none of my RPs EVER had happy endings, OR real heroes.
Elan_Einlhander (5:03:37): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (5:03:51): Meanwhile, Doug plays "only" heroes... when really, he only plays one hero. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (5:03:58): Also true.
Elan_Einlhander (5:03:59): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:08): But but
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:13): I play the BEST Hero of ALL time.
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:17): And why the fucl
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:19): fuck*
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:19): ~has never just played one character. Even his first character came as a part of a pair~ True, true.
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:22): Do I capitalize Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:32): Because he's... THE Hero?
Elan_Einlhander (5:04:43): I do it even if I'm not talking about him.
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:53): Oh. Well, that's because you're a fucktard.
vencabot_teppoo (5:04:58): Here's your sign.
Elan_Einlhander (5:05:00): ...*sniff*
vencabot_teppoo (5:05:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:17:44): Doug, you sonuvabich. Lol.

12-18-04


vencabot_teppoo (11:21:03): Le Einlhanderez.
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:12): Nice avatar.
elan_einlhander (11:21:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:21:18): I was trying to make others.
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:25): ~has to say it every time, because it really, really is~
elan_einlhander (11:21:26): But they ended up distorted for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:41): But DOUG... It's ONLY cutting!
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:42): :O
vencabot_teppoo (11:21:52): Now you know how I feel, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:21:53): Well that's why I'm confused, they look fine.
elan_einlhander (11:22:01): But then when I put them on Yahoo! it goes BWAK
vencabot_teppoo (11:22:17): Well, are they perfectly square images? Because Yahoo! will stretch them.
elan_einlhander (11:22:25): Yes they are, actually.
elan_einlhander (11:22:29): Hmm
elan_einlhander (11:22:33): Time to tweak then.
vencabot_teppoo (11:22:55): Yahoo! also distorts images a bit to make them easier to display... Smaller file-sizes, as if that was really necessary.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:19): However, in most cases, the distortion is minimal. To minimize it, shrink it as much as you can, manually, using Paint.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:27): All the way down until the image is an inch-by-inch.
vencabot_teppoo (11:23:42): That's what I do, like with the one you're using now, and the gameboy SP ones, and they look pretty good.
elan_einlhander (11:23:55): All right.
elan_einlhander (11:24:11): I have a busy-ass week ahead of me.
vencabot_teppoo (11:24:54): ?
elan_einlhander (11:25:14): Forty hour work-week.
elan_einlhander (11:25:37): I was all excited too, because I saw I had Saturday off, so my natural instict was like "WOOHOO, NO WAY"
vencabot_teppoo (11:25:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:25:43): "WE GONNA PARTYYYYYYY"
elan_einlhander (11:25:46): Girl by me
elan_einlhander (11:25:50): "That's Christmas you retard"
elan_einlhander (11:25:52): "....Oh"
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (11:26:04): Doug, the master of making himself an ass.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:10): The one day EVERYONE at Meijer gets a day off.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:12): The ONE day.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:13): ONE.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:26:16): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (11:26:22): The day was blank allllllll the way down the list.
elan_einlhander (11:26:26): I just for some reason did not notice.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:38): Doug was making the Gameboy SP face.
vencabot_teppoo (11:26:40): *point*
elan_einlhander (11:26:46): Yeah, I was.
elan_einlhander (11:27:25): How do you usually stretch or scrunch things on Paint?
elan_einlhander (11:27:52): Like YOU
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:17): By making sure that NOTHING is selected, and then going to...
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:18): Uh...
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:21): Image, I think it is.
elan_einlhander (11:28:25): Stretch/skew?
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:27): Image, stretch-skew.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:28): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (11:28:30): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:32): But make sure nothing is selected.
vencabot_teppoo (11:28:39): That way, it works on the whole image.
elan_einlhander (11:28:40): Well, how do I know it's "exactly" an inch?
vencabot_teppoo (11:29:15): For some reason, when you shrink the whole image, it comes out nicer than if you just shrink a portion, and it even comes out better than if you "select all" and shrink. What I do is I first put the units in inches.
vencabot_teppoo (11:29:27): In "attributes" under "image," you can check the size of the picture.
elan_einlhander (11:29:43): Ohh
vencabot_teppoo (11:29:45): So I shrink it by whatever degree seems fit, to not making it too much UNDER an inch, you know.
elan_einlhander (11:29:55): Rihgt
elan_einlhander (11:29:56): right*
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:08): So, I start off shrinking by 50%, then 70%, then 90%, and usually at the end a few 95%.
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:24): And then, since a lot of the time, the actual IMAGE isn't really square...
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:32): Say, Gameboy SP over there. He's taller than he is wide.
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:46): So, by the time the HEIGHT was an inch, the width was less than an inch.
vencabot_teppoo (11:30:53): So, I just center it with white space around it. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:31:47): 1.04 by 1.04 inches.
vencabot_teppoo (11:31:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:32:45): Does Doug dare try to shrink it further.
vencabot_teppoo (11:32:56): Dun dun duuun.
vencabot_teppoo (11:33:06): Or you could just change the attributes to 1 by 1.
vencabot_teppoo (11:33:11): And see how much gets shaved off.
vencabot_teppoo (11:33:20): If the image is 1.04 by 1.04, it prolly won't be much.
vencabot_teppoo (11:33:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:34:16): Wow, this takes the cake with all of those hating Doug jokes.
elan_einlhander (11:34:24): Doug, sitting here, eating a yummy bagel, editing pictures on Paint.
elan_einlhander (11:34:27): Natasha tells you 'fuck yui'
elan_einlhander (11:34:31): Drops bagel "Whaaaaa"
vencabot_teppoo (11:34:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:35:27): Doug: "Excusee moi?"
elan_einlhander (11:36:01): She/he's doing that to all of the guides, because Duende froze its other character.
elan_einlhander (11:36:08): And it assumes this will get it what it wants.
elan_einlhander (11:36:12): Instead it just pissed Duende off.
elan_einlhander (11:36:15): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (11:36:33): Of course.
elan_einlhander (11:36:38): Now to test Doug's picture.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:18): Nice.
elan_einlhander (11:37:20): Hmm, it still looks sketchy.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:28): Looks foine....
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:30): Yes, foine.
elan_einlhander (11:37:30): Maybe it's too zoomed in.
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:31): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:37:32): FOINE
elan_einlhander (11:37:38): *says it out loud*
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:43): IT LOIKS FOINE!
vencabot_teppoo (11:37:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:37:46): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (11:38:01): Because ware Bretesh.
vencabot_teppoo (11:38:14): We weyah pawnts.
elan_einlhander (11:38:16): WE'RE LIMEY BRETS.
vencabot_teppoo (11:38:27): PAWNTS.
vencabot_teppoo (11:38:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:38:43): And then we got attacked by random Brittish gentlemen.
vencabot_teppoo (11:38:50): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:06): Glad you remember it.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:07): So well.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:10): Since it never happened.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:39:23): My memory is just that good.
elan_einlhander (11:39:33): I remember things that never happened.
vencabot_teppoo (11:39:50): Yep. Things that haven't happened... YET.
elan_einlhander (11:39:59): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (11:41:33): Guess who got loads of Spyware in their computer yesterday. :D
vencabot_teppoo (11:41:42): Who?! :D
elan_einlhander (11:41:48): ME!
vencabot_teppoo (11:42:03): How?
elan_einlhander (11:42:11): Dan stayed over here while I was at work.
elan_einlhander (11:42:20): I sat at my computer, noticed the volume had been adjusted.
elan_einlhander (11:42:23): So I was like son of a bitch.
elan_einlhander (11:42:25): I go to log on AIM.
elan_einlhander (11:42:30): It's auto-login on his SN.
vencabot_teppoo (11:42:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (11:42:35): Again, dumb-ass.
elan_einlhander (11:42:44): So I'm playing MM despite the anger.
elan_einlhander (11:42:47): I go to open IE.
elan_einlhander (11:43:04): It loads some vroomsearch.com and the page stays blank, with some strange toolbar where the Yahoo! toolbar USED to be.
elan_einlhander (11:43:13): I'm like son of a BITCH
elan_einlhander (11:43:18): And change my homepage back.
vencabot_teppoo (11:43:23): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (11:43:27): I open IE again, and it changed ITSELF back to vroomsearch.com
elan_einlhander (11:43:45): I try to like shift the toolbar, hoping to reveal Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (11:43:56): And it like freezes up and I can't see ANY of the toolbards.
elan_einlhander (11:43:58): bars*
vencabot_teppoo (11:44:14): Well, looks like it's time to give adaware a workout.
elan_einlhander (11:44:18): Oh I did.
vencabot_teppoo (11:44:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:44:25): And it fixed the problem, but i'm like mega-pissed.
elan_einlhander (11:44:29): I'm so sick of that.
elan_einlhander (11:44:31): HOW THE FUCL
vencabot_teppoo (11:44:31): Good ol' AdAware.
elan_einlhander (11:44:34): does he even do this.
elan_einlhander (11:44:39): I use my computer all day everyday.
elan_einlhander (11:44:41): No Spyware.
elan_einlhander (11:44:47): he gets on in some FOUR HOUR PERIOD
elan_einlhander (11:44:52): And frags my computer.
elan_einlhander (11:45:15): I don't feel bad for them anymore, it wasn't just Cody and Ray wrecking their computer.
elan_einlhander (11:45:29): I see now that Dan is responsible for it for whatever junk-ass sites he's been going to.
vencabot_teppoo (11:45:34): Maybe Cody and Ray possessed your brothers.
vencabot_teppoo (11:45:43): ...
vencabot_teppoo (11:45:44): :O
elan_einlhander (11:45:48): ...
elan_einlhander (11:45:50): *slug*
vencabot_teppoo (11:46:09): *dead*
elan_einlhander (11:46:28): And he'll be like "I didn't touch your computer. :D"
elan_einlhander (11:46:36): My brother is TERRIBLE at being covert in any way, shape, or form.
elan_einlhander (11:46:57): There was a taffy wrapper on my desk, the volume was changed, and AIM WAS AUTO-LOGGED ON HIS SCREEN NAME, COME ON NOW.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:19): And then I bet he laughs like John, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:47:29): Why do I
elan_einlhander (11:47:32): Always have to DO the laugh
elan_einlhander (11:47:34): When you say that
elan_einlhander (11:47:44): And crack myself up. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:52): Lol. Because you're hilarious?
elan_einlhander (11:47:59): So true.
elan_einlhander (11:49:25): You tell Atriem 'Please do not use the pray channel for information on marks.' Atriem tells you 'o sorry' Atriem tells you 'can you tell me anyway?'
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:49:52): Touche newbie, touche.
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:56): Good ol' Atriem. ~knows him, of course~
elan_einlhander (11:50:00): Of course.
elan_einlhander (11:50:06): He didn't start playing yesterday or anything.
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:50:24): I got to handle raw meat last night.
vencabot_teppoo (11:50:32): Mmm.
elan_einlhander (11:50:47): I bought a whole mess of hamburger and made my own burgers.
elan_einlhander (11:50:50): And they were insane.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:09): Insane?
elan_einlhander (11:51:33): I should have killed myself for unleasing that sort of ecstacy into the world.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:37): ROFL
elan_einlhander (11:54:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (11:54:38): Same guy who is frozen.
elan_einlhander (11:54:47): Natasha prays 'youre in denial duey, just accept it. youre a f*ck, and this game doesnt' mean sh!t, and anyone can bot whenever they want, because no one gives a f*ck.' 
elan_einlhander (11:54:52): Duey being Duende.
vencabot_teppoo (11:55:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:55:10): Doug
elan_einlhander (11:55:22): Well, apparently you 'give a f*ck', you keep praying about it.
vencabot_teppoo (11:55:33): Yep.
elan_einlhander (11:57:03): Lol, I asked the guy
elan_einlhander (11:57:17): You tell Natasha 'Could you define 'a f*ck' for me?'
elan_einlhander (11:57:21): I wasnt' clear on the noun form.
elan_einlhander (11:57:24): wasn't*
vencabot_teppoo (11:57:59): Lol. As in, "a fat fuck."
elan_einlhander (11:58:06): But what IS a fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:34): ...A... stupid...idiot butt-face.
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:44): Can I make it any clearer?!
elan_einlhander (12:01:15): Lifur tells you 'naw? does that mean no?'
elan_einlhander (12:01:19): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (12:01:21): Lol
elan_einlhander (12:05:08): Doug,. walking to the kitchen with his glass of OJ.
elan_einlhander (12:05:24): "I shall put zees in ze fridge, like a French man would do with heez crumpet."
vencabot_teppoo (12:05:38): ROFL
elan_einlhander (12:05:46): "Because the French, ohf course, loove zee crumpets."
vencabot_teppoo (12:06:22): That makes you gay, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (12:06:24): I'm sorry.
elan_einlhander (12:06:25): It does.
elan_einlhander (12:06:28): I accept it now.
elan_einlhander (12:06:37): I am a flaming homosexual.
elan_einlhander (12:06:58): But this flamer needs to get to work-ski.
vencabot_teppoo (12:07:05): Peace.
elan_einlhander (12:07:06): So be well, for the next EIGHT HOURS.
vencabot_teppoo (12:07:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:07:14): You... too?
elan_einlhander (12:07:20): No, fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (12:07:28): Try and survive, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:15): My impression of David:
elan_einlhander (20:45:21): "Duhhhhhhhhhhhh, look at me IDLE"
elan_einlhander (20:45:31): *picks butt*
elan_einlhander (20:45:34): "Duhhhhhh"
elan_einlhander (22:30:17): Wake your skanky ass up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:57): How was work?
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:59): *conscious?*
elan_einlhander (22:46:06): Awful.
elan_einlhander (22:46:10): But, it's okay now
elan_einlhander (22:46:11): Because
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:12): Moreso than usual?
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:24): Don't say something about chips and beans, please. I'm hungry.
elan_einlhander (22:46:26): I treated myself to Tostitos Gold and fancy Frito ban dip.
elan_einlhander (22:46:27): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:46:28): Shit
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:28): *David's sol
elan_einlhander (22:46:28): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:29): DAMNDN
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:30): FSDFSDF
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:31): fsd
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:32): fsfs
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:40): Doug, we need to duel.
elan_einlhander (22:46:50): Choose your weapon.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:58): *Weapon's menu comes up*
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:04): *battle music plays*
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:47:21): Get something to eat you 'tard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:28): ~thinks he's gonna~
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:38): ~not that it makes him any less of a tard~
elan_einlhander (22:47:48): God forbid.
elan_einlhander (22:48:03): These chips
elan_einlhander (22:48:04): Are so
elan_einlhander (22:48:05): fucking
elan_einlhander (22:48:07): crunchy
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:12): Mmm...
elan_einlhander (22:48:16): And the salt is making my mouth bleed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:17): Golds are ...Gods.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:29): Good quote from Doug today.
elan_einlhander (22:49:41): "The air is thick... thick with... estrogen."
elan_einlhander (22:49:49): In response to all of the girls working outside.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:58): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:14): And no one got it.
elan_einlhander (22:50:15): Steve was like "Dude that's gross, isn't that like girls getting off?"
elan_einlhander (22:50:17): Exactly
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:19): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:32): And Doug was like, "YES, Steve."
elan_einlhander (22:50:47): "...N-no Steve, look at it as the female equivalent of testosterone."
elan_einlhander (22:50:51): And he took it even worse.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:26): He said to a few of the girls out there.
elan_einlhander (22:51:28): And they look at me
elan_einlhander (22:51:33): And ask "What the hell is estrogen?"
elan_einlhander (22:51:37): Doug: ".................."
elan_einlhander (22:51:45): I shouldn't be that surprised.
elan_einlhander (22:51:47): But I was.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:40): That's cause we livin' in da *gheeeeeetto*
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:47): Doug's workin' in da *gheeeeeeeetto*
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:04): Eating Golds in the *gheeeeeetto... Gheeeeeetto*
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:12): ~has that DAMN song stuck in his head~
elan_einlhander (22:53:20): *doesn't KNOW that song*
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:29): ~assures you, you don't want to know~
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:25): FUCK NO.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:35): David loves it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:44): It is awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:55:55): So are these god-damn chips.
elan_einlhander (22:56:01): I think I'm getting cancer.
elan_einlhander (22:56:12): Because I doubt these were really meant for mass-consumption.
elan_einlhander (22:56:17): And I've eaten most of the bag.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:38): *goes to take a monster dump*
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:00): Don't die!
elan_einlhander (23:00:35): Lol, ironic you should say that.
elan_einlhander (23:00:46): because nothing is as cool as wiping your ass, and seeing red on the toilet paper.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:54): Oh yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:01:12): It's surprisingly common.
elan_einlhander (23:01:50): For me, anyway
elan_einlhander (23:01:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:00): Lol. Doug is... so sick.
elan_einlhander (23:02:14): All the time.
elan_einlhander (23:02:26): BUT DOESN'T HAVE PNEUMONIA YET. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:46): Yet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:51): 'Tis the season, after all.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:27): ~loves the "This banner is silly!" banner on VG Cats~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:17:25): I'm not sure if I really do or not, but if I have Monday off you wanna swing by? Assuming it does snow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:45): Doesn't, you mean?
elan_einlhander (23:18:17): No I meant does, because snow rocks your socks off.
elan_einlhander (23:18:22): Yes I meant doesn't.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:57): Peeeeerhaps.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:16): "I'm going to stab you now... with bullets."
elan_einlhander (23:25:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:46): "Damn it, Vader!" "Ke ke ke!"
elan_einlhander (23:33:16): I am such a ridiculous pimp.
elan_einlhander (23:33:27): I keep catching Falco in mid-illusion, completely predicting his move.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:35): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:33:36): I just nailed him with a baseball bat in mid-illusion.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:03): The Dungeons and Dragons VG Cats is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (23:37:17): Yeah, the rat-flail.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:26): Man, some tacos would be really good about now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:26): The robot, rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:52:58): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:18): Just the way he's drawn cracks me up.
elan_einlhander (23:56:24): I dunno if there's anything half as satisying as a fully-charged smash-attack right in your opponent's face.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:49): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:56): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:01): Well, David's don't really work that way, though.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:02): ~actually thought about it~
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:16): Nope, I don't. Hardly ever get to even charge my attacks.
elan_einlhander (23:57:20): I was useing Captain Falcon, and his is that elbow move, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:21): No I mean.
elan_einlhander (23:57:28): Your forward smash is like a dual-kick.
elan_einlhander (23:57:32): Not really a punch in the face, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:18): ~doesn't really have any single-hitting smash moves, does he? Lol~
elan_einlhander (23:59:37): Nope not really.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:50): Well, my up smash.

12-19-04


elan_einlhander (0:00:01): I swear sometimes Koree's an ass.
elan_einlhander (0:00:10): He sends me an IM, I reply, and he immediately signs off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:55): Rofl, the Birdo diagram.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:04): "Eggs come out here?! O_o;;"
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:52): OMG! hes raping my ass! hes sucking out all my items through my ass!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:17): *just watched an extremely unsettling show*
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:39): ?
elan_einlhander (0:27:52): An episode of Fullmetal Alchemist.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:05): Ah.
elan_einlhander (0:28:53): *looks at his avatar*
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:35:24): Woah, dude
elan_einlhander (0:35:28): I never noticed this before
elan_einlhander (0:35:37): In SSBM, when you do a wide sweep with the beam sword.
elan_einlhander (0:35:47): Sparks appear on the ground as the sword is coming up.
elan_einlhander (0:35:49): ...Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:53): ...Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:24): A BOOBA SNOOBER! *doo dee dooo!*
elan_einlhander (0:37:42): *can't stop pausing the game*
elan_einlhander (0:40:09): Karen@#athabascor: you can be queen once you beet elan in SSBM'
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:59): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:41:19): YES
elan_einlhander (0:41:22): AWESOME
elan_einlhander (0:41:22): HAHAHA
elan_einlhander (0:41:43): This game is too fucking awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:41:58): I'm fighting Falco on lower and lower handicaps.
elan_einlhander (0:42:04): And decreasing the damage ratio.
elan_einlhander (0:42:18): So I'm being slammed to the ground constantly, and my attacks barely phase him.
elan_einlhander (0:42:22): But I'm winning.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:59): Yay Doug. ~throws confetti~
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:07): ~but since you're Doug, it explodes when it touches you~
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:11): Rofl, touche.
elan_einlhander (0:45:32): Wow
elan_einlhander (0:45:32): Wow
elan_einlhander (0:45:33): Just wow
elan_einlhander (0:45:37): The box blew up.
elan_einlhander (0:45:39): Nice David
elan_einlhander (0:45:40): Way to go
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:43): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:50): :d *boogie licker*
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:53): *gulp*
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:55): :D
elan_einlhander (0:45:57): ...
elan_einlhander (0:45:59): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:58): Sweet crackers, I'm blind!
elan_einlhander (0:48:06): Awesome quote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:14): ~no idea why he keeps thinking of random quotes~
elan_einlhander (0:51:04): .................................
elan_einlhander (0:51:08): *charing super scope*
elan_einlhander (0:51:10): *charging*
elan_einlhander (0:51:12): *charging*
elan_einlhander (0:51:17): *releases trigger*
elan_einlhander (0:51:23): Capsule: *bounce, bounce*
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:26): Fox: :O
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:30): :OOOOO
elan_einlhander (0:51:32): X_X
elan_einlhander (1:07:25): Doug needs to be on the creation team for the next Smash Bros. game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:40): Yep. His code name would be "Consumer."
elan_einlhander (1:07:44): He has so many good ideas it's not even funny.
elan_einlhander (1:07:52): I would not makea single BAD feature.
elan_einlhander (1:07:55): Mark my words.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:55): Like being able to go SUPER SAIYAN?!
elan_einlhander (1:08:02): YES
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:05): :O
elan_einlhander (1:08:07): Fox with GOLDEN fur.
elan_einlhander (1:08:08): :OOO
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:17): ~wants to be super saiyan sheik...~
elan_einlhander (1:08:23): And Shiek with... golden hair?
elan_einlhander (1:08:34): Is Shiek already a super saiyan?
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:38): Shiek with a golden aura, actually.
elan_einlhander (1:08:40): *would believe it*
elan_einlhander (1:08:41): Oh
elan_einlhander (1:09:03): No this can't be right.
elan_einlhander (1:09:19): According to this, Fox has only killed Fox 16 times?
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:05): What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:10:13): I'm checking the melee records.
elan_einlhander (1:10:22): And it says Fox has only killed Fox 16 times.
elan_einlhander (1:10:23): Like
elan_einlhander (1:10:28): Someone else playing as Fox, or a computer.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:06): *has killed Zelda an astounding number of times*
elan_einlhander (1:11:11): *but not as astounding as expected*
elan_einlhander (1:11:56): I still csan't believe I got this record, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:12:24): Beating the game without being hit a single time.
elan_einlhander (1:12:27): How did I do that.
elan_einlhander (1:12:45): I barely believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:20): Only Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:29): Or David, if I owned the game. ~_~
elan_einlhander (1:13:50): I dunno yo.
elan_einlhander (1:13:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:58): >_O
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:06): U TRYN 2 STEP
elan_einlhander (1:14:12): U NOE IT
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:28): Lol, that one log of that guy who wanted to harass me for being in the Jew rewm.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:39): "what"
elan_einlhander (1:14:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:42): Owned.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:45): So owned.
elan_einlhander (1:15:03): Doug versus Santa.
elan_einlhander (1:15:07): Yes, I said it.
elan_einlhander (1:15:09): Doug versus Santa.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:11): Doug
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:12): VS
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:14): Santa
elan_einlhander (1:15:16): Some guy was dressed as Santa at work.
elan_einlhander (1:15:26): Some guy that works there, I think it was Bruce.
elan_einlhander (1:15:32): And he was trying to talk to me.
elan_einlhander (1:15:38): I had the o_< face.
elan_einlhander (1:15:53): "If I... kill you.... will Christmas cease to be?!?"
elan_einlhander (1:15:55): *thought
elan_einlhander (1:16:17): I began to wonder how I'd react if they had asked me to play Santa Claus.
elan_einlhander (1:16:25): Kid, sitting on Doug's lap.
elan_einlhander (1:16:31): "I want a pony. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:45): Doug VS Santa NO MERCY!!! NO MERCY!!! NO MERCY!!!
elan_einlhander (1:16:45): "Ponies are riddled with diseases kiddo, get a bycicle."
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:54): You just had to
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:00): ~had to~
elan_einlhander (1:19:37): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (1:19:39): Listen to that wind.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:46): No wind over here.
elan_einlhander (1:20:00): Well that's because faggots can't hear it.
elan_einlhander (1:20:13): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:32): It's for straights only, I guess.
elan_einlhander (1:20:40): Apparently so.
elan_einlhander (1:20:48): Now go stick your thumb up a dyke
elan_einlhander (1:20:52): *another quote*
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:09): "Up a dyke."
elan_einlhander (1:21:20): Up a damn dyke.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:44): ~clicks the "Which video games should you buy this holiday" link on Yahoo!~
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:52): ~since Yahoo! apparently knows~
elan_einlhander (1:25:13): Yahoo! being the game-masta and all.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:28): I've played San Andreas.
elan_einlhander (1:25:31): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:36): It's much more... boring than Vice City.
elan_einlhander (1:25:40): HA
elan_einlhander (1:25:42): DOUG WAS RIGHT
elan_einlhander (1:25:43): FUCK YOU ALL
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:46): They're like, "The map is MUCH bigger!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:51): And yes, it is. The map is INSANELY huge.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:53): Doug...
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:55): They...
elan_einlhander (1:25:58): Is it too big, David?
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:05): ...added plains and plains of Nevada desert.
elan_einlhander (1:26:15): ... and we cross the line.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:20): We did, we crossed the line.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:28): They actually DID create a TO-SCALE HIGHWAY.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:46): Going through the Nevada desert, and you really CAN go off road and drive THROUGH the WHOLE desert!
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:50): It's an INSANELY huge map!
elan_einlhander (1:26:53): But
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:03): But the COMPACTNESS of Vice City made it much more chaotic.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:35): It's fun getting chased by the police down alley ways and hopping fences and stuff... Not so much fun driving down the highway and getting caught in a virtual traffic jam.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:27:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:27:49): Traffic jam.
elan_einlhander (1:28:03): David: "Well, at least it's... realistic."
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:20): And it is... trust me. Too much so, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:20): Because we look for REALISM in our games, not just crazy fun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:37): BUT, one thing that it DOES have over Vice City, that I loved to an insane degree...
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:46): ...Is an RPG-esque (yes, really RPG-esque) leveling system.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:52): Because you KNOW that I love to level.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:54): You know it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:56): I do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:14): You have hundreds of individual character attributes that you raise by doing the corresponding action.
elan_einlhander (1:29:23): Ah, that's cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:42): The more you ride a motorcycle, for instance, the better you get at it... the sharper you can turn, the harder it is to get knocked off of it... the more tricks you're able to do, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:02): The more you fight, the stronger you get and you get better at fighting.
elan_einlhander (1:30:15): I hear you can do drive-by's in the game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:29): The more you shoot, the better your aim gets... etc. Yeah, you could do drive-by's in Vice City, too.
elan_einlhander (1:30:40): Oh, Richard said you couldn't.
elan_einlhander (1:30:50): What a Liar Mc-Liarpants.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:53): BUT, another cool thing about San Andreas... There's a two player mode that actually ISN'T clunky... It works insanely well.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:32): Nothing like me and John playing along side eachother, "Oh shit, they saw us. Get in the car, get in the car!" David jumps in, starts pulling away... John can't get inside in time, so just jumps on the hood as I speed off.
elan_einlhander (1:31:54): Rofl, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:05): Finally, they're a little ways behind us, so I stop and John gets in. "I'll drive, YOU shoot!" John leans out the window and shoots BEHIND us as I dodge traffic.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:29): Two player works just as well as one player... It flows excellently.
elan_einlhander (1:32:38): Well that's awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:32:39): I'd love that.
elan_einlhander (1:32:40): NO
elan_einlhander (1:32:43): NO DOUG
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:30): It really is a good game. Like many gamers, I'm reluctant to like games that EVERYONE else likes... but I've played Vice City PLENTY, and I've played San Andreas for a while, and they really are just fun games... and insanely well made games.
elan_einlhander (1:34:06): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:23): And, as I've stated, if I owned Vice City, I don't know if I'd ever leave the house... lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:16): Good co-op games are hard to come by these days.
elan_einlhander (1:35:23): I am intrigued by the thought of one.
elan_einlhander (1:35:31): I'm sick of co-op games that are still competitve.
elan_einlhander (1:35:35): Like with power-ups and crap.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:07): Yeah, I had my doubts about the co-op of San Andreas, because the game IS listed as "one player," and two player is sorta secret like in Legend of Mana.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:27): So I figured that they wouldn't have put much work into it, but it worked really well. The ONLY way that it could be better is if they didn't LIMIT how far apart the characters could be from eachother, and instead just went to split screen automatically when the characters got too far apart.
elan_einlhander (1:38:11): That would be nice I suppose, unles it happened too frequently, and it would like throw off your concentration.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:26): As it stands, the camera is mainly focused on the first player, but the second player CAN wander around a bit off camera (since, a lot of the time, you don't need to see your char to do something... like RUN in a certain direction).
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:41): But then, if they get too far off camera, they can't go any farther.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:48): And it says, "Distance limit reached!"
elan_einlhander (1:38:52): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:55): I think instead of going "Distance limit reached," it should go to split screen. That way, there will be a LITTLE tolerance for the character being off screen, so it won't have to happen constantly, like you said.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:10): Only when, for the most part, you intentionally split up... which is impossible as it stands.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:16): Oh well, maybe in the next one... Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:11): The next one would probably actually be online.
elan_einlhander (1:42:17): Since that's the trend now.
elan_einlhander (1:42:26): Unless San Adreas already is, and I'm just that behind.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:29): Nope, it isn't... but you're right. What with the vast SIZE of the map, and the leveling system, the next one will probably be an MMORPG. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:41): Crazy.
elan_einlhander (1:44:15): *sighs being reminded of MMORPGs*
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:19): ?
elan_einlhander (1:44:19): *glances at his FFXI box*
elan_einlhander (1:44:25): So sad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:26): ~forgot you had that~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:32): Lost the registration key.
elan_einlhander (1:44:52): Making it completely useless.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:58): Ironical.
elan_einlhander (1:45:04): Very.
elan_einlhander (1:46:19): *is suddenly reminded of his father's Zoloft-related question*
elan_einlhander (1:46:28): "Does your.. uh.. penis get hard in the morning?"
elan_einlhander (1:46:32): Doug: "...................."
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:07): ...What? Lol
elan_einlhander (1:47:20): Apparently Zoloft promoted impetence.
elan_einlhander (1:47:23): And my father was worried about it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:41): Oh, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:49): "Promoted." Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:51): Just didn't know what to say ,lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:53): To my father.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:54): Zoloft = pro impotence.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:59): OMFG
elan_einlhander (1:49:03): GFMO
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:05): *is Johnny Cage!*
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:07): *is Johnny Cage!*
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:08): *is Johnny Cage!*
elan_einlhander (1:49:09): Wha
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:12): HWAAAAAAAA!
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:18): Kung FuuuUHWWWAAAAAA!
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:24): HiYA!
elan_einlhander (1:49:28): David
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:28): CAGE
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:30): VICTORY
elan_einlhander (1:49:31): Chill out
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:48): ~is chilled out~ ~just saw a screenshot of the old Mortal Kombat games, and had to do that~
elan_einlhander (1:49:54): Oh
elan_einlhander (1:49:55): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:01): Were you there that time that I was like, "I am TOMMY, the GREEN RANGER!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:05): That was a long time ago.
elan_einlhander (1:50:18): Yeah, I was.
elan_einlhander (1:52:55): *making a pizza?*
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:06): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:53:15): *isn't hungry*
elan_einlhander (1:53:17): ...
elan_einlhander (1:53:20): Why did I put a pizza in the oven.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:17): Lol. ~is hungry... that's why~
elan_einlhander (1:54:41): The pizza vanishes from my oven.
elan_einlhander (1:55:10): And is replaced with a dead baby.
elan_einlhander (1:55:14): The ultimate prank.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:45): "GOTCHA!"
elan_einlhander (1:55:53): Doug: "Oh I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
elan_einlhander (1:56:02): David: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
elan_einlhander (1:56:09): Together: "BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:58): Doug trying to see how far away from his cup he can suck the water out from.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:12): Doug = alone in his house.
elan_einlhander (2:09:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:11): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:18:19): Tualha tells the formation '[the blue girl] A lot better than having Cain on yo ur ass.' [AWAY](@#athabascor) ft Cain the Hellrazor? You tell the formation 'Cain the Hellrazor?'
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:39): Do NOT mess with Cain the Hellrazor.
elan_einlhander (2:18:42): And apparently.
elan_einlhander (2:18:44): I am correct.
elan_einlhander (2:18:49): She's talking about Achaea.
elan_einlhander (2:18:51): Score.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:52): Who can fight... what? Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:19:32): We were saying how Achaea's PK laws were more logical, and that was her MM pro, not having Cain on your ass.
elan_einlhander (2:19:52): And I was like I wonder if she means The Hellrazor.
elan_einlhander (2:20:20): I listened to David's endless Achaea babble enough to at least know who Cain is.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:45): But, Achaea isn't designed to always be fun. It's designed to be REAL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:55): Yes, in Achaea, Cain can and WILL hunt you down... but that's sorta the POINT.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:59): So you have to run and hide!
elan_einlhander (2:21:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:01): Seek shelter!
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:03): Join a guild!
elan_einlhander (2:21:07): Pray.
elan_einlhander (2:21:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:09): Get a posse!
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:15): Achaea > MM.
elan_einlhander (2:21:23): No, no no
elan_einlhander (2:21:28): Achaea is boring, so...
elan_einlhander (2:21:30): real or not
elan_einlhander (2:21:31): Suck my balls
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:36): Achaea > MM.
elan_einlhander (2:21:37): I don't play a game not to have fun, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:21:51): David will come crawling back.
elan_einlhander (2:21:53): I'm sure of it.
elan_einlhander (2:21:58): He'll beg forgiveness.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:08): ALL SONS OF OLD GODS
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:10): DIE!!!!
elan_einlhander (2:24:41): FUK NO
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:04): Compare your avatar to mine, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:11): I didn't even realize it until a few minutes ago.
elan_einlhander (2:25:16): ....
elan_einlhander (2:25:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:25:19): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:28:57): All right, I'm getting the fuk outta here.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:06): Peace.
elan_einlhander (10:36:28): [6] guides heard you say, 'Uh-huh, I think you're a stinking drunkard. :P'
elan_einlhander (10:36:39): Now that wasn't meant for humourous intent.
elan_einlhander (10:36:53): Would it be more appropriate to say "an stinking drunkard" instead?
elan_einlhander (10:38:54): Someone corrected me as such, and I was actually always under the impression you use 'a' with most conso...nant? beginning words, to link them or whatever, and use 'an' with the words that begin with most vowel words.
elan_einlhander (10:39:27): Usually if I don't know something you do, and vice versa, and you're better at research than me, so figured maybe you could hook me up so I won't be in this rut again and look a FOOL.
elan_einlhander (10:39:31): Or maybe AN fool.
elan_einlhander (10:39:32): WHO KNOWS

12-22-04


vencabot_teppoo (0:58:05): ~draws his sword~ BWAH
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:06): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:42): How is Dooglas?
elan_einlhander (0:58:52): Me and Colwyn are playing on the test server.
elan_einlhander (0:58:55): We're witches, bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:04): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (0:59:15): Oh and
elan_einlhander (0:59:17): Change your name
elan_einlhander (0:59:18): Faggot
elan_einlhander (0:59:19): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:59:24): That is so unoriginal.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:36): I just used that one to post on the general board. I'm not gonna play it.
elan_einlhander (0:59:54): Oh okay
elan_einlhander (0:59:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:59:57): I was gonna say
elan_einlhander (0:59:59): What a loser.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:00:04): If anything, Trevor would be acceptable.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:47): I just saw Vencabot's name and I was like, "Oh snaps, I gotta reply."
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:50): *Java client*
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:57): *play for two seconds to get to level 2*
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:01): *make profile*
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:05): *post* Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:22): Nice
elan_einlhander (1:02:18): My mom threw a hissy fit about me getting Starcraft.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:24): ...What?
elan_einlhander (1:02:37): Didn't wanna drive from MEIJER, to HOLT.
elan_einlhander (1:02:42): Because it's just so far.
elan_einlhander (1:02:52): And she forgot to bring it after I called five times to constantly remind her.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:28): "Forgot."
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:33): Aka, just being a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:03:37): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:03:42): And was like "I've been out ALL DAY"
elan_einlhander (1:03:47): I was working ALL DAY
elan_einlhander (1:03:48): So stFu
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:52): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:14): Meanwhile, the roleplaying board on MM is garbage.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:33): I told you so.
elan_einlhander (1:04:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:36): I see so much OOC. Who the Hell is supposed to be "enforcing" the RP in the "RPing Enforced" message board.
elan_einlhander (1:04:46): Durova and Adovix I think.
elan_einlhander (1:04:51): The old enforcer, the GOOD one quit the game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:20): As soon as I saw "Sirmixalot" as the most recent post on the board, I was like, "fuuck."
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:43): Where am I supposed to get a set of antlers? I see that the stags don't have them this time of year... lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:57): What do you think I am, some sort of GUIDE?
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:10): Or a BUDDY.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:14): Guides can't help with quests.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:16): So I hear.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:10:25): No we can't.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:37): But BUDDIES... well, nevermind.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:43): What happens if you die from slipping?
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:09): You die and go to the void, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:12): Just like any death.
elan_einlhander (1:17:48): So where the hellxor have you been all day.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:55): Sleeping.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:59): Ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:02): :D
elan_einlhander (1:18:06): *worked all day*
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:09): Doug: "Oh gooood..." *working*
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): David: "zzzzzzz"
elan_einlhander (1:18:23): I saw Koree, though.
elan_einlhander (1:18:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:33): his mom ditched him.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:43): What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:48): ~no idea when you sent those messages~
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:52): ~wasn't paged~
elan_einlhander (1:24:01): His mom went shopping, and left him there.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:09): Oh HELL no.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:18): Do YOUR balls PULSE with the power of a thousand moons?!
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:26:26): yes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:16): ~has over 1000 QP~ :D
elan_einlhander (1:32:32): A sepulchral voice announces, 'Zakainen has been enrolled in Clan Awesomesweetro cktacular!'
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:56): ...
elan_einlhander (1:33:03): On the test server.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:03): Awesomesweetrocktacular.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:05): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:09): Awesomesweetrocktacular.
elan_einlhander (1:33:12): Best clan name ever.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:12): Sounds like a pretty good clan.
elan_einlhander (1:33:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:29): OMG
elan_einlhander (1:34:30): HAAHHA
elan_einlhander (1:34:33): NPO FUCKING WAY
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): How do I show you a picture
elan_einlhander (1:35:27): Of like my screen
elan_einlhander (1:35:41): I know hitting print screen is to take a snap shot
elan_einlhander (1:35:47): but how do I like save it and send it to you
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:07): Paste it into Paint.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:16): Shift + printscreen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:19): Copies the screen.
elan_einlhander (1:37:23): And how do I past it?
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:09): The same way you paste ANYTHING that you copy-paste.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:12): Right click.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:13): Paste.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:16): Or edit - paste.
elan_einlhander (1:38:17): It's not working.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:23): You didn't hold shift when you hit printscreen.
elan_einlhander (1:38:43): Yes I did. :(
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:55): NO, you didn't. Stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:04): Man fuck you, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:11): Try it again, see if it works.
elan_einlhander (1:39:18): I did
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:20): I hear that the key-combination is different on some computers.
elan_einlhander (1:39:21): Several times now.
elan_einlhander (1:39:24): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:27): Try alt+ print screen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:31): Or ctrl+ print screen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:57): I hate it when people steal my files on RPGs.
elan_einlhander (1:42:26): Steal?
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:39): Yeah. Just load my file and then save on a different spot.
elan_einlhander (1:42:51): Oh.
elan_einlhander (1:42:56): And by people you mean
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:59): John.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:15): He's all telling me about how sweet his chars are on Valkyrie profile.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:29): All he did was load my file and start playing from there, so he could "skip the beginning."
elan_einlhander (1:43:37): Rofl, ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:52): I'm telling him that it just bothers me that he's taking advantage of all of my hard work.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:03): He doesn't seem to understand what harm he's doing, and really, he isn't harming anyone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:15): But it BOTHERS me that he gets all of the advantages of my file with none of the work.
elan_einlhander (1:44:31): While it's just a video game, it's still taking credit for someone else's work.
elan_einlhander (1:48:33): Witches have no second attack skill.
elan_einlhander (1:48:36): And no defense skill.
elan_einlhander (1:48:41): This is hard. :P
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:46): :D
elan_einlhander (1:48:49): Everything kicks our asses.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:02): Lol. Everything.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:20): Lol. John just did the perfect impression of my dad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:40): When his channel was taken over by the tornado warning system.
elan_einlhander (1:55:50): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:50): "Jeezers Weezers... JEEZ.... UGH!....*Beepy noise* OoooOooooOOOOoooo! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:04): "Ahhh, kiss my- *BEEP...BEEP...BEEP* O_O"
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:11): "@_@... Pretty... Noise... MURDERS! :DDDD"
elan_einlhander (1:56:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:26): That's when his channel came back.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:01): ~has to sing "Doctor Worm" whenever he sees Dr. Rune~
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:15): ~wishes he had tracking~
elan_einlhander (2:08:30): Tracking owns your soul for questing.
elan_einlhander (2:08:32): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:54): Wow, I've discovered quite an annoying bug.
elan_einlhander (2:18:01): Huh?
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:25): If you try and pick the lock of something that isn't in the room, instead of saying, "That isn't here," it just says "You failed to pick the lock."
elan_einlhander (2:18:47): Oh
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:47): I've been sitting here spamming "pick east" on Portal by hitting up, enter, up, enter, up, enter.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:07): And then I typed "pick ease" and it said, "You failed to pick the lock," so I was like, *John* HUH?
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:23): So then I typed "Pick davidsnose," and it said I failed to pick the lock.
elan_einlhander (2:19:30): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:38): Just imagine if I had been spamming "pick ease" that whole time... It'd be quite annoying.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:52): Fuckin' Banath.
elan_einlhander (3:06:42): Elan on the test server.
elan_einlhander (3:06:44): is a Drow witch.
elan_einlhander (3:06:46): How wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:51): How very wrong.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:00): You should've named him NALE.
elan_einlhander (3:07:05): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:06): That's how wrong it is.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:07:52): Colwyn snuck his way in there.
elan_einlhander (3:08:03): Which is quite like Colwyn really, so I wasn't at all surprised.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:36): ~'s new character is a reincarnation of Dahkuri~
elan_einlhander (3:11:44): WHAT
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:48): :D
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:53): ~but not the MM Dahkuri~
elan_einlhander (3:11:54): Son of a BITCH
elan_einlhander (3:11:55): Oh
elan_einlhander (3:11:56): Wait
elan_einlhander (3:11:57): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (3:12:01): NOT ACHAEA DAHKURI
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:15): Nope, not even. Just old RP Dahkuri, lol... who's the worst of all, really.
elan_einlhander (3:12:26): ...WHAT
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:45): Doug: "WHAT... oh... WHAT?!... oh.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:48): "...WHAT?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:13:32): Guess I'll have to spend the day leveling tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (3:13:36): Unless I get Starcraft.
elan_einlhander (3:13:39): Which will then mean fuck MM.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:46): Why, is that your ASSIGNMENT for the test server?
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:55): Level and find any glitches?
elan_einlhander (3:14:13): No, just play and check it out.
elan_einlhander (3:14:25): I'm not really required to do anything.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:27): Ah.
elan_einlhander (3:16:32): I guess I'll have to decide on a class-path.
elan_einlhander (3:16:52): Elan the Barbarian.
elan_einlhander (3:16:53): ...
elan_einlhander (3:16:53): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:54): "Elan SMASH!"
elan_einlhander (3:18:29): MAW
elan_einlhander (3:18:37): He doesn't use hig giant sword to cut.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:42): Just to SMASH.
elan_einlhander (3:18:42): He uses the blunt side to smash.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:53): Why do we finish eachother's sentences?
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:56): That's so gay. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:01): I can't wait for the punchline of a joke.
elan_einlhander (3:19:14): Because we're SOUL MATES. :D
elan_einlhander (3:20:22): Duende just gives us stuff and revives us.
elan_einlhander (3:20:27): Me and Colwyn were like
elan_einlhander (3:20:31): "Man we need haste bad"
elan_einlhander (3:20:34): He made some brooms
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:37): That give haste when held.
elan_einlhander (3:20:41): Like level 20.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:41): Because he is God.
elan_einlhander (3:20:46): He is.
elan_einlhander (3:20:48): We died.
elan_einlhander (3:20:53): he came to the void and revived us.
elan_einlhander (3:21:17): Little does he know that Colwyn is a trespasser in the server.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:37): Rofl. How?
elan_einlhander (3:21:48): He got the password somehow.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:56): Lol. Colwyn is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (3:21:59): he is.
elan_einlhander (3:22:44): Colwyn tells you 'and duende is like ritious cup of coffee you are back boom'
elan_einlhander (3:22:46): ...ROFL
elan_einlhander (3:22:56): His depiction of our resurrection.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:25:17): All right, I seriously need some sleep.
elan_einlhander (3:25:22): Shouldn't have been up so late again.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:25): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:10): Piccolo: "My dick has been sued for copyright infringement because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman. My pickle is powerful enough to crush MOUNTAINS. Are you afraid yet?! Are you trembling in fear?!"
vencabot_teppoo (11:08:47): Southerners make me sick because they all want snow because of how pretty it is.
vencabot_teppoo (11:09:10): Meanwhile, I'm sitting here, inside my warm house, shaking my fist at the snow... while Doug is out there, learning exactly why everyone should hate snow.
vencabot_teppoo (11:09:39): Doug, go tell everyone down south why they should hate snow. DO IT.
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:33): "The Sanctuary of Einlhander" is the first page to come up on the Yahoo! search for "einlhander," and all of the others are MM related.
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:42): Doug, you're the only Einlhander on the internet. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:18): I'm the only Vencabot, but all sorts of crap comes up for "Teppoo" that isn't me.
elan_einlhander (18:39:53): Stop idling you bitch.
elan_einlhander (21:01:46): I finally got Starcraft, so stop being such a bitch.
elan_einlhander (21:53:02): Figures you'd do this.

12-23-04


elan_einlhander (21:11:10): I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know ahead of time when you're gonna disappear for days on end, I went and got this stupid to game to play it with you.
elan_einlhander (22:50:57): There your ass is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:07): Uuuuugh... @_@
elan_einlhander (22:51:12): What?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:20): Nothing. What's up?
elan_einlhander (22:51:34): I had a shit-tastic day, how about you?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:57): I just woke up after sleeping for... many... many hours.
elan_einlhander (22:52:08): God damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:19): Like, 27 hours or something.
elan_einlhander (22:52:43): God damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:01): Anything make your day particularly shit-tastic?
elan_einlhander (22:53:19): Working all day in the snow, then it getting topped off by a bitch-fest from my mother.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:40): What's your mother throwing a bitch-fiesta over?
elan_einlhander (22:53:51): About me, being me.
elan_einlhander (22:53:59): I was standing out in the cold for half an hour.
elan_einlhander (22:54:00): Waiting for her.
elan_einlhander (22:54:04): Turns out she went shopping.
elan_einlhander (22:54:16): And I'm like you need to give me a head's up when you're gonna be late, this happens way too much
elan_einlhander (22:54:25): And she's like you're lucky you get a ride at all.
elan_einlhander (22:54:29): I'm like whateve.r
elan_einlhander (22:54:32): whatever*
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:41): Your mother is as stupid as my dad, but evil.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:46): Instead of cool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:16): Kim was there, so I felt awkward, but I was just sort of cold-shoulder-ish to her when she was talking.
elan_einlhander (22:55:36): And we're fighting, and she's saying how civil she always is to me and how I'm just a prick.
elan_einlhander (22:55:44): And I say well you're the same to me, to at least be fair.
elan_einlhander (22:55:46): And she's like
elan_einlhander (22:55:53): Well I don't see you enough for you to say that?
elan_einlhander (22:56:05): Somehow, she must see me more than I see her, or something.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:11): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:21): She's watching you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:25): ~is your mom~
elan_einlhander (22:57:39): So my mom's a bitch, big surprise.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:55): I'm appauled to hear such things, and hardly believe you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:04): I was saying how I didn't want to deal with family crap tomorrow, about how so very tired I've been.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:05): Since I know first hand how NICE your mom can be. :D
elan_einlhander (22:58:10): And she's like you've been like this all week now.
elan_einlhander (22:58:20): And I'm like I'm working a forty hour week, in the christmas season.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:24): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:58:30): She goes "oOOOOOOoo" in THE MOST sarcastic tone.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:36): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:48): I said wow a few times.
elan_einlhander (22:59:07): I said my job was cake, and that it was nothing actually.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:15): Nadda.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:22): Standing in the snow is nothing for Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:30): Since he is obviously so cold that he feels no... cold.
elan_einlhander (22:59:31): Wet feet for hours is nothing to Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:39): Doug = cold
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:40): Snow = cold
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:44): Let's do lunch, c'mon.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:58): Not like Doug was MISERABLE and wet or anything.
elan_einlhander (23:00:17): I'm just tired of it all, and I'm tired from working so much.
elan_einlhander (23:00:24): I wanna get out of work tomorrow and sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:35): Sleep like David.
elan_einlhander (23:00:41): But she rolls so much guilt onto me, so I'm like I'll go over but I expect to be taken home by 3pm the following day.
elan_einlhander (23:00:47): She says I'll take you home when I'm ready.
elan_einlhander (23:00:52): I just say then fine, to hell with you.
elan_einlhander (23:00:54): And she flips.
elan_einlhander (23:00:58): But I don't care anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:13): Seriously, I'd have too much pride to be driven home by someone like that.
elan_einlhander (23:01:20): Sge saud U beed ti c
elan_einlhander (23:01:21): ....
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:23): You'd...
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:24): WHAT?
elan_einlhander (23:01:27): She said I need to comprimise.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:42): Well, you don't.
elan_einlhander (23:01:46): No, I don't.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:54): Take the bus home. You'd probably wait a shorter time.
elan_einlhander (23:02:21): I don't like the bus, I'll just walk like I used to.
elan_einlhander (23:02:28): Since she's so against driving me.
elan_einlhander (23:02:31): Even though I never made her.
elan_einlhander (23:02:34): I didn't even mention it.
elan_einlhander (23:02:36): She just did it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:42): Well, alright. If you hate the bus SO much, but just don't get sick and die.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:48): And if you DO get sick and die.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:51): Make sure she thinks its her fault.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:55): Will do.
elan_einlhander (23:03:07): I'm so well off, too.
elan_einlhander (23:03:12): She thinks I walk on rose pettals.
elan_einlhander (23:03:14): I have no food David.
elan_einlhander (23:03:15): No food.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:19): No food?
elan_einlhander (23:03:22): I ran out of milk this morning.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:23): Until when?
elan_einlhander (23:03:25): so all that's in my fridge is
elan_einlhander (23:03:32): Pickles, mustard, ketchup, and butter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:42): I hope you're using those pickles sparingly then, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:48): Until I can get out shopping, since I hopefully have some money in the bank today.
elan_einlhander (23:03:49): But
elan_einlhander (23:03:57): I need things like cat food, laundry detergent, etc.
elan_einlhander (23:04:03): Which is expensive, sapping my food fund.
elan_einlhander (23:04:08): I get about 70 bucks a week.
elan_einlhander (23:04:14): Cat food is like seven
elan_einlhander (23:04:18): Detergent is like five.
elan_einlhander (23:04:25): Stuff like that adds up fast.
elan_einlhander (23:04:32): And yes it is my choice.
elan_einlhander (23:04:34): I made this choice.
elan_einlhander (23:04:54): But I won't be told how easy I have it, and how sweet my life can be compared to someone else's.
elan_einlhander (23:05:01): Like when I asked her to take me over there to get that game.
elan_einlhander (23:05:12): "I've been out all day!"
elan_einlhander (23:05:19): Doug: "I've been WORKING all day"
elan_einlhander (23:05:31): I don't get how driving and shopping can be THAT exhausted.
elan_einlhander (23:05:34): exhausting*
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:37): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:05:54): Oh my God you had to spend all kinds of money on presents, that must have tuckered you out something fierce.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:53): Well, you're still alive. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:57): Surprisingly.
elan_einlhander (23:07:00): Indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:29): Not homeless yet. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:07:35): That's just what I needed too, after eight and a half hours in the snow.
elan_einlhander (23:07:44): A bitch-fest.
elan_einlhander (23:07:56): Because that's when I'm at my BEST.
elan_einlhander (23:08:00): My best mood possibly.
elan_einlhander (23:08:02): possible*
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:07): Well, at least you're the kind of guy that can handle it. You're just chillin' infront of the computer now, right? Life is good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:14): At least you didn't stab her.
elan_einlhander (23:08:18): Life is good, mom isn't good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:23): Mom is bad.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:26): And she won't get good, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:37): But she'll GET it good! ~brandishes knife~
elan_einlhander (23:08:46): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:09:02): I'm just so heartless for not wanting to spend Christmas with everyone.
elan_einlhander (23:09:05): Because it's on the top of my list.
elan_einlhander (23:09:12): Not the impending eight hour work-day Christmas Eve.
elan_einlhander (23:09:16): I have to close the store, too.
elan_einlhander (23:09:19): So I'll be there late.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:24): What's that mean? O.o;;
elan_einlhander (23:09:40): We close Christmas Eve.
elan_einlhander (23:09:44): Around 7.
elan_einlhander (23:09:52): So some people have to stay and clean the store, and help close up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:00): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:08): I was thinking that you had to do it alone.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:18): And I was like, "How the Hell is DOUG gonna close Meijer?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:10:21): *believable*
elan_einlhander (23:10:32): Doug, alone, closing the massive iron gate.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:47): Massive iron gate.
elan_einlhander (23:10:58): With his bare hands.
elan_einlhander (23:11:02): In a blizzar.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:03): And no shirt on.
elan_einlhander (23:11:04): blizzard*
elan_einlhander (23:11:08): No, half a shirt.
elan_einlhander (23:11:10): Torn down the middle.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:13): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:18): "aaaaAAAARGH!!!"
elan_einlhander (23:11:29): While snipers take shots at him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:12:17): Really wish I had some milk or juice.
elan_einlhander (23:12:23): eating pizza, and a beverage would be nice.
elan_einlhander (23:12:30): Water is icky with crispy pizza.
elan_einlhander (23:12:40): "icky"
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:42): ~doesn't even drink beverages when he eats~ :D
elan_einlhander (23:12:52): I drink a lot of stuff.
elan_einlhander (23:12:54): Especially water.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:03): Water, most often.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:08): Detergent, slightly less often.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:14): Only slightly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:25): Water, milk, juice, detergent.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:34): That's the list, in order from most... drank... to least drank.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:57): Are you on MM?
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:01): Nope. Why?
elan_einlhander (23:14:09): Just wanted you to see something.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:16): Want me to log on?
elan_einlhander (23:14:21): I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:22): ~is doing nothing~
elan_einlhander (23:14:23): It'll be quick
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:46): ~is sorta in an RP. Hasn't been logging on because he doesn't wanna be kept on by the people he knows~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:05): Okay, I'm on.
elan_einlhander (23:15:12): Typ
elan_einlhander (23:15:13): type*
elan_einlhander (23:15:16): clan list 73
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:29): Okay?
elan_einlhander (23:15:44): You don't notice anything out of the ordinary?
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:16): No... lol. Is "Philosophus" a high rank or something?
elan_einlhander (23:16:21): Not THAT.
elan_einlhander (23:16:26): The fact that there is NO ONE THERE.
elan_einlhander (23:16:30): Everyone is gone.
elan_einlhander (23:16:32): Everyone.
elan_einlhander (23:16:37): The clan died in like five minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:16:39): Extemper quit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:40): Oh, I thought it was just a list of everyone who was online.
elan_einlhander (23:16:42): All the roots were sold.
elan_einlhander (23:16:44): Oh no no
elan_einlhander (23:16:47): That's the whole clan.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:54): Lol. What happened?
elan_einlhander (23:16:55): Doug is the last one standing.
elan_einlhander (23:16:59): Maldrak is innactive btw.
elan_einlhander (23:17:16): Ext quit, roots were sold, everyone was removed except Calemos, Alyce, and I.
elan_einlhander (23:17:20): And those two quit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:24): But WHY?
elan_einlhander (23:17:30): Because Extemper was quitting the game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:34): ...So?
elan_einlhander (23:17:35): And I guess they decided to ditch it?
elan_einlhander (23:17:38): I wasn't in on it.
elan_einlhander (23:17:42): I just saw it happened.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:46): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:17:47): But I refused to bail so I stayed behind.
elan_einlhander (23:17:51): I am the Omega Man.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:16): So you're gonna get all the roots yourself?
elan_einlhander (23:18:33): Nope, Thomas was STUPID and didn't give me the securiites.
elan_einlhander (23:18:36): So I can't even pay taxes.
elan_einlhander (23:18:42): All I can do is sit here and watch it die, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:47): That's insane.
elan_einlhander (23:18:55): If taxes aren't paid for three months a clan is automatically deleted.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:22): Maldrak could give you the securities, though, if he was around?
elan_einlhander (23:19:34): I suppose.
elan_einlhander (23:19:44): That's a long shot though, he hasn't been on in a long, long time.
elan_einlhander (23:19:48): Well, he was.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:19:53): But for very short periods.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:02): Send him mail.
elan_einlhander (23:20:04): So Doug's gonna go down with the ship.
elan_einlhander (23:20:10): Elan
elan_einlhander (23:20:10): Is
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:33): The Omega Man? *cough*
elan_einlhander (23:21:24): Yes.
elan_einlhander (23:21:45): I keep forgetting I'm a genius.
elan_einlhander (23:22:09): I pulled my frozen bottle of water out of the freezer and was like "I wish this were thawed, I'm thirsty"
elan_einlhander (23:22:17): I then realized I have SCIENCE on my side.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:20): ...
elan_einlhander (23:22:24): And popped it in the microwave.
elan_einlhander (23:22:28): To half-thaw it.
elan_einlhander (23:22:33): for delicious ice water.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:41): Do you know how microwaves work?
elan_einlhander (23:23:39): Radiation?
elan_einlhander (23:23:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:48): I think it's like inverse heat.
elan_einlhander (23:23:51): Cooking from the inside out.
elan_einlhander (23:23:58): Instead of like an oven, which goes outside in.
elan_einlhander (23:24:03): More applying heat TO it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:06): They send waves through the food, or whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:10): Which makes the molecules vibrate.
elan_einlhander (23:24:15): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:16): And as the molecules rub against eachother.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:19): The friction cooks it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:28): Fun science fact.
elan_einlhander (23:24:31): Now get ready.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:51): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:55): ~gets ready!~
elan_einlhander (23:25:00): We're gonna play Starcraft.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:26): Oh, we are? Well, I haven't started questing, so I suppose I'm not really wrapped up with anything, except flirting with destiny with Dahkuri II.
elan_einlhander (23:25:43): No excuses, we ARE playing
elan_einlhander (23:25:45): End of story.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:58): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:00): B-but...
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:56): I hope I can find the CD, since there's no excuses, lol. I haven't tried looking for it, and it's gotta be around here somewhere.
elan_einlhander (23:28:11): Go look.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:45): ~is gonna~
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:11): I got turned down by one clan, and an offer to join another today.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:52): Okay, gonna go find that CD.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:04): Found it.
elan_einlhander (23:40:21): Sweet,
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:59): Now, the quest is, if I remember how to play at all. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:18): Question, that is.
elan_einlhander (23:41:21): I assume we'll team up and TRY to beat a computer as usual?
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:27): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:46): So, to BATTLENET! Once there, I'll send you another message.
elan_einlhander (23:41:59): Uh, okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:33): Name, everett, pass, everett.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:36): That's the map.
elan_einlhander (23:45:58): What chat room?
elan_einlhander (23:46:01): or server
elan_einlhander (23:46:03): Whatever
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:12): No idea! :D
elan_einlhander (23:46:15): Check
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:21): Can't you just enter the name and pass of the room?
elan_einlhander (23:46:30): I guess I'll find out.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:55): I swear that's how we used to do it. Just "Join" and then, on the left side, enter the name and password of the room.

12-24-04


elan_einlhander (1:17:17): Rofl, our score ratio was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:19): We kicked they asses.
elan_einlhander (1:17:25): I had like 30k units, and you had like 30k structures.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:40): I six-wayed your ship right as you were leaving. :P
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:46): ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:50): They didn't stand a chance.
elan_einlhander (1:17:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:18:01): Well we finally beat a computer again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:14): I mighta had a harder time if they ever attacked me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:25): They attacked me twice, with foot units.
elan_einlhander (1:18:27): Rofl, I was under CONSTANT attack.
elan_einlhander (1:18:30): Jesus Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:30): And my cannons took care of them real fast.
elan_einlhander (1:18:49): I had to keep pumping out 10 goliaths at a time just to keep up.
elan_einlhander (1:18:59): Good thing I had a second resource deposit after a while.
elan_einlhander (1:19:03): Or I woulda ran dry fast.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:17): I just used my initial deposit, and built an ass-load of scouts.
elan_einlhander (1:19:27): That's all you built it looked like.
elan_einlhander (1:19:29): No Archons. 
elan_einlhander (1:19:31): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:35): I'm too lazy for multiple bases.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:38): Doug is in love with Archons, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:46): I love sucking the land dry of resources.
elan_einlhander (1:20:12): Every last one.
elan_einlhander (1:20:16): And that map had like the most.
elan_einlhander (1:20:22): It's the final mission map I believe.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:35): Cameron gave it to me. He tweaked it to have more resources, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:44): He gave me a bunch of maps that he tweaked for more resources.
elan_einlhander (1:21:17): Well I think it's way too many.
elan_einlhander (1:21:20): Kinda makes it hard to run out.
elan_einlhander (1:21:30): Thus eliminating the challenge of rationing wisely.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:40): Same thing I told Cameron.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:43): He liked 'em easy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:21:48): In fact.
elan_einlhander (1:21:52): That's pry why we won, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:02): Doug was able to take in WAY too many resources.
elan_einlhander (1:22:12): And could thus pump out countless powerful units without worrying about cost.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:30): Same here, until the end, when I ran out of gas. ;o;
elan_einlhander (1:22:41): Yeah, I think I did in two of my mines.
elan_einlhander (1:22:48): Lol, Guardians.
elan_einlhander (1:22:52): I was like oh shit, game over.
elan_einlhander (1:22:56): Squadron of guardians.
elan_einlhander (1:23:16): I forgot how fucking awesome goliaths are against guardians.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:27): Goliaths, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:28): And TANKS
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:35): Tanks owned Doug's defense.
elan_einlhander (1:23:36): My tanks give me the heads UP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:43): I never see the enemy coming
elan_einlhander (1:23:47): I just hear KSHOOM
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:54): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:53): Bizzack.
elan_einlhander (1:26:11): Well, tomorrow we should tackle two computers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:28): And... is tomorrow Christmas?
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:30): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (1:26:35): Christmas Eve.
elan_einlhander (1:26:37): Fuck-tard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:45): Oh, I see.
elan_einlhander (1:26:48): Lol, it's a Christmas Miracle.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:49): It's past 12.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:27:01): That Doug and David beat two computers.
elan_einlhander (1:27:04): It'll be the headline.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:05): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:07): TV:
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:14): "The man who raped his victims."
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:17): "Killed them."
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:23): "And then lit them on fire once they were dead."
elan_einlhander (1:27:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:30): David: *cracks up*
elan_einlhander (1:27:33): Wait that's not funny.
elan_einlhander (1:27:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:27:40): Which just makes it MORE funny.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:57): Yep, funniest of all is that my dad is out there watching like this: :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:05): "Cold cases! :D"
elan_einlhander (1:28:12): Rofl, yeah I bet so.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:46): I remember one day my dad was like, "David, I watch all of these things so that I can learn what I need to know to one day perform the perfect murder."
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:57): And then he gave me that "Who's in the bathroom" look.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:01): And then we both cracked up.
elan_einlhander (1:29:06): Rofl, I'd die.
elan_einlhander (1:29:15): I would fall on my back.
elan_einlhander (1:29:17): Laughing
elan_einlhander (1:29:18): And die.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:22): I don't doubt it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:46): Britney Spears isn't a girl, but she's not yet a woman.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:53): Which makes her a girman.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:55): Lol, nothing like catching glimpse of an overlord.
elan_einlhander (1:30:59): Looking toward it.
elan_einlhander (1:31:03): Seeing like eight more behind it.
elan_einlhander (1:31:11): Then Ultralisks come POURING out of them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:15): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:31:30): Ultralisks actually aren't all that cool.
elan_einlhander (1:31:49): On the Zerg campaign, all I cared about were Mutalisks, guardians, hydralisks, and occasional zerglings.
elan_einlhander (1:32:38): Six guardians and six mutalisks win just about any mission.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:46): Just flying from spot to spot laying total siege.
elan_einlhander (1:33:00): SIEGE
elan_einlhander (1:33:01): MMM
elan_einlhander (1:33:11): Doug is highly aroused by the word 'siege'
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:14): Rofl, TV:
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:31): "The murderer claimed that he was being hypnotized into doing the murders, so the question remains..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:39): "Was it his own doing, or was he legally insane?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:48): David: "...What about, 'is he hypnotized?'"
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:54): Rofl
elan_einlhander (1:34:09): Doug: "I'm pretty sure the latter would still mean the before."
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:10): They don't even CONSIDER that option.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:42): "So then, the trial went on for seven years."
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:48): In the most nonchalant voice ever.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:51): David cracked up, again.
elan_einlhander (1:34:57): ..>WHAT
elan_einlhander (1:34:58): LOL
elan_einlhander (1:34:59): HAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:12): Seven years:
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:14): He's crazy!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:16): He's evil!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:16): He's crazy!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:17): He's evil!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:18): He's crazy!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:19): He's evil!
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:25): He's guilty?
elan_einlhander (1:35:26): ...
elan_einlhander (1:35:28): HAHAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:35:32): Court room.
elan_einlhander (1:37:23): Adjust...
elan_einlhander (1:37:29): What a funny looking thing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:31): ?
elan_einlhander (1:37:33): Adjust.
elan_einlhander (1:37:37): That can't be a real word.
elan_einlhander (1:37:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:41): *Doug is BAFFLED by it*
elan_einlhander (1:38:43): Huh, I'll be.
elan_einlhander (1:38:55): I thought a douche was like a dildo.
elan_einlhander (1:39:02): Apparently it's a cleansing fluid.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:08): For vaginas.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:19): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:40:09): To cleanse or treat oneself with a douche. 
elan_einlhander (1:40:13): *cracks up*
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:19): *will never be too old to laugh at that*
elan_einlhander (1:41:26): When your powers combine... I AM
elan_einlhander (1:41:49): CHARLES DARWIN!!!!!
elan_einlhander (1:41:59): Okay I'm sorry but
elan_einlhander (1:42:06): Napoleon Dynamite looks dumb as fuck.
elan_einlhander (1:42:12): Or so this commercial is leading me to believe.
elan_einlhander (1:42:20): Dumb
elan_einlhander (1:42:20): as
elan_einlhander (1:42:21): fuck
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:03): I saw it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:07): I thought it was fairly funny.
elan_einlhander (1:43:17): HAve you seen the commercial for the DVD?
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:52): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:44:05): Or should I say HAva YOu SEen THe COmmercial FOr THe DVd?
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:19): Someone trying to get me to join a clan that Pika is in.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:25): Telling me that they don't like morons in their clan.
elan_einlhander (1:44:28): No thanks, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:31): I'm like, "...Excuse me. Pika?"
elan_einlhander (1:44:41): Variable is a faggot clan, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:42): They're like, "Pika is interesting... but once you get used to him, he's not bad."
elan_einlhander (1:44:43): BIRAN is in it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:47): Who's Biran?
elan_einlhander (1:44:53): Guy who gives people all kinds of shit.
elan_einlhander (1:45:02): Big rule-breaker too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:05): Hm.
elan_einlhander (1:45:52): Guess I'll be eating pickles for breakfast.
elan_einlhander (1:45:54): ..
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:01): Lol. Enter the Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:46:11): Doug should come with a warning label.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:56): -laugh- biran isn't as bad as people think he is. he doesn't start problems in the cla n. he likes to run his mouth to other people non-variable, and he tends to butt heads with the immortals, but that's just kind of how he is. he knows he's an ass, he knows he's too stubborn, and he knows a lot of people don't like him, but that's kind of his charm
elan_einlhander (1:47:20): ...So he IS an ass, and everyone knows it.
elan_einlhander (1:47:23): But it's "cool"
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:26): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:48:19): Lol, he started out like he was gonna defend Biran's honour.
elan_einlhander (1:48:24): Then just listed more and more faults.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:45): Yeah. I turned 'em down.
elan_einlhander (1:48:52): Good man.
elan_einlhander (1:48:56): *almost typed 'good look'*
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:57): 'I've only done a bit of research, but from what I hear, Variable has a bad reputation due t o people like Biran, who has been the first name to come up whenever I mention the clan. I think it'd be count er-productive of me to be associated with such a clan.
elan_einlhander (1:49:12): Good response.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:18): It's sad, because the person that invited me is real smart and nice, seems like.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:25): But when they say shit like that, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:49:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:32): "We're family. We tolerate eachother."
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:36): I'm like, "...Nah."
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:40): It's PT for crying out loud.
elan_einlhander (1:49:43): David's not looking for a family.
elan_einlhander (1:49:44): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:49:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:46): He doesn't need to be in a clan with Pika and Biran.
elan_einlhander (1:49:55): He's looking for potention MINIONS.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:01): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:14): ..
elan_einlhander (1:50:16): potential*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:15): Very sad, because I can't talk to this person anymore now that they've defended Pika and Biran, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:21): PT = smash idiots.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:32): PT's 1st priority... world domination.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:39): PT's 2nd priority... smash idiots.
elan_einlhander (1:51:49): PTs 3rd priority... seduce green women.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:54): Green women.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:56): From mars.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:48): Meanwhile, PT has located an RPer... which makes them easy prey, but she's a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:17): What's even funnier is that all of PT's former children in MM were NOT RPers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:25): Just people that... liked him THAT much, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:31): Brainwashed.
elan_einlhander (1:53:34): Poor brainwashed fool.
elan_einlhander (1:53:36): s
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:52): Yep. No one knows David's brainwashing technique.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:05): And Colwyn was afraid that I was gonna brainwash him IRL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:11): Doug knows it.
elan_einlhander (1:54:15): Doug is just sadly immune.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:25): ~breakdances~
elan_einlhander (1:54:33): *fires a pistol into the air*
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:43): Well-placed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:46): MM bores me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:51): Not enough RP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:18): And yet, too much interaction... with idiots.
elan_einlhander (1:55:19): So stop trying to RP so much, god damn.
elan_einlhander (1:55:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:41): 90% of the people I meet on MM are retards.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:18): Yep, that's pretty accurate.
elan_einlhander (1:56:23): Join my clan.
elan_einlhander (1:56:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:32): Doug's three person clan.
elan_einlhander (1:56:33): The one thing I CAN do.
elan_einlhander (1:56:36): Is add people.
elan_einlhander (1:56:42): I just can't give them ANY securities.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:42): But can't pay taxes.
elan_einlhander (1:56:47): And that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:21): I wish people would stop kissing eachother, nuzzling eachother, and petting eachother on MM.
elan_einlhander (1:57:35): *cough*
elan_einlhander (1:57:45): At least I do it in the comfort of my own home. :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:26): A lot of people are getting married at like level 60 now, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:28): Idiots.
elan_einlhander (1:58:52): "Hey, you're cool. :D"
elan_einlhander (1:58:57): "Hey you're cool too :D"
elan_einlhander (1:59:10): "We should get married, and we can share houses we might get someday and stuff! :D"
elan_einlhander (2:00:17): Meanwhile Doug's avatar is still kicking the shit out of Yahoo!
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:00:45): *Yahoo! black and blue, bleeding* N-no more man, please!
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:30): Oh my God, this chick is freaking out, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:03:40): Slap her.
elan_einlhander (2:03:43): With your fist.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:20): For generations, no one has been able to find a throwing knife.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:43): And for generations, David continues to want to jew them over.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:09:30): Forty minute washboard solo, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:13:33): Kurik asked me if I'd give him SF.
elan_einlhander (2:13:53): "Are you the owner of SF now?"
elan_einlhander (2:13:58): I-I guess so, sorta.
elan_einlhander (2:14:15): No one really around to challenge my authority, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:34): I should get a nipple ring.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:50): Of course.
elan_einlhander (2:16:02): But the question is.
elan_einlhander (2:16:04): Which nipple!
elan_einlhander (2:16:07): The question of our lives.
elan_einlhander (2:16:45): Lol, guy at work.
elan_einlhander (2:16:52): Wears a tight shirt, it's his work shirt thouhg.
elan_einlhander (2:16:57): got a noticable nipple ring.
elan_einlhander (2:17:05): I was like hey when'd you get gay?
elan_einlhander (2:17:19): And he got defensive.
elan_einlhander (2:17:30): But my timing was perfect, and my monotone killed the crowd.
elan_einlhander (2:17:34): Everyone cracked up.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:17): God.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:19): Make it stop.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:24): This chick won't shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:37): She loves the sound of her ow-... Color of her own... text.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:30:32): Hope no one's been praying on MM, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:30:38): No Guides have been enabled for like two hours ow.
elan_einlhander (2:30:39): now*
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:29): Me and this person arguing about whether or not Achaea is better than MM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:32): I think.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:42): Even though she just keeps arguing against MM, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:50): It's really not fair to compare the two.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:53): This is the same person who wanted me to join that clan, but kept arguing against it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:59): Well, she's saying about how much she hates MM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:07): So I'm like, "Play Achaea."
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:11): And she says she used to.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:17): And she was an extremely high level player.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:41): And so I asked her why she keeps playing MM... and she says things that sound almost like valid points, but then argues against HERSELF...
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:03): It confuses me. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:08): You should reap her mortal soul.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:16): I should.
elan_einlhander (2:34:29): And store it in a lost left sock.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:06): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:20): I'm thinking of quitting MM again. It pisses me off, lol. *easily pissed off*
elan_einlhander (2:35:36): You need to stop letting things get to you.
elan_einlhander (2:35:41): The key to MM is focusing on yourself.
elan_einlhander (2:35:44): Not your surroundings.
elan_einlhander (2:35:51): Especially when you're in Rune all day, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:03): ~knows what he wants out of a game~
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:08): Go ahead, ask.
elan_einlhander (2:37:14): L-leveling..?
elan_einlhander (2:37:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:22): I want Dragon Court. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:29): I was Dragon Court that I can play aaaaall day.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:34): Was = want.
elan_einlhander (2:38:14): Dragon Court sucks, deal with it David.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:21): ~loves Dragon Court~
elan_einlhander (2:38:31): *blames Harry*
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:43): I'd play Runescape, but the leveling in that game SUCKS.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:57): And the RP sucks, simultaneously. The only reason to play is the graphics, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:03): Make your own damn MUD.
elan_einlhander (2:39:08): And fund it all.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:12): Okay! :D
elan_einlhander (2:39:47): "He shocked Santa's balls..
elan_einlhander (2:39:49): "
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:55): ...What?
elan_einlhander (2:40:06): South Park, Santa Claus in Iraq.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:13): Oh, yeah. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:40): That bitch I'm RPing with is on. I think I'm just gonna leave, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:53): She's on her way to Rune to pick me up, I guess.
elan_einlhander (2:41:54): There is just no PLEASING you.
elan_einlhander (2:41:56): Set quiet on
elan_einlhander (2:41:58): set paging off
elan_einlhander (2:41:58): Bam
elan_einlhander (2:41:59): Game on
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:19): My dad is watching a show he recorded about quantum mechanics.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:24): Go ahead and think about that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:38): Rewinding some parts and watching them again trhee times through.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:43): Three, that is.
elan_einlhander (2:45:01): Well your Dad IS an engineer.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:09): I know, which makes it SO hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:15): I can only wonder if he understands it. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:24): Maybe he's REALLY thinking about it, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:45:39): Maybe he's deep in thought about the inner workings of these mechanics.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:01): Yes, perhaps he is. He was a mechanical engineer, lol. Which means that he was a physics nerd.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:12): The question is, IS MY DAD A GENIUS?
elan_einlhander (2:46:15): He had to have been, right?
elan_einlhander (2:46:23): Or maybe he threatened some white kid to do his homework.
elan_einlhander (2:46:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:35): "I-I'mma shank you boy, if you don't get me an A!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:17): He's switching between Physics and Howard Stern.
elan_einlhander (2:49:26): ....Maybe he's a genius?
elan_einlhander (2:51:16): God, leveling like this sucks.
elan_einlhander (2:51:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:51:20): I really wish I had a partner.
elan_einlhander (2:51:44): No defense+ no second attack = gay
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:52): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:52:00): I feel like a first class psionic.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:21): Dahkuri = first class, drow psionic.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:49): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:53:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:59): I'm around the level he was.
elan_einlhander (2:54:19): Dude
elan_einlhander (2:54:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:54:22): Witch psionic
elan_einlhander (2:54:27): Woulda been perfect for Dahkuri
elan_einlhander (2:54:37): Witch has shit like confusion, deafen.
elan_einlhander (2:54:43): Insanity.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:55:06): He'd be a terrible PKer, really, since there's not much of a healing spell.
elan_einlhander (2:55:07): But hey
elan_einlhander (3:00:59): David is fully available.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:07): For rapage.
elan_einlhander (3:01:17): For penetration.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:39): Trying to explain RPGs to someone OUR age who LOVES RPing but has never played an RPG.
elan_einlhander (3:17:46): W-what
elan_einlhander (3:17:49): That can't be possible
elan_einlhander (3:17:56): I refuse to believe that.
elan_einlhander (3:17:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:09): "So... what's that like? I mean, is it like RPing?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:15): "...You've NEVER played an RPG before?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:16): "Nope."
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:21): "So you don't even know what HP is?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:28): "...Do I LOOK like I know what that is?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:31): "...Oh boy."
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:12): Gad
elan_einlhander (3:20:13): zooks
elan_einlhander (3:20:39): I am so parched.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:46): Drink wahter.
elan_einlhander (3:20:56): Or
elan_einlhander (3:20:59): BLOOD
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:04): Or blood.
elan_einlhander (3:21:17): *expected David to pipe in with "OR SIEMEN :D"
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:55): Nope, lol. Sorry.
elan_einlhander (3:25:03): Fine fine.
elan_einlhander (3:27:48): Way to die, parellel dimension Elan.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:22): The new Java environment is buggy as Hell, I swear.
elan_einlhander (4:06:31): Eh?
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:45): Seems like Java stuff takes forever to load, now.
elan_einlhander (4:07:08): Oh
elan_einlhander (4:07:09): Hmm
elan_einlhander (4:12:20): ...Damn
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:33): ?
elan_einlhander (4:12:56): I for some reason thought my assasssin's dagger was level 45, and was excited now that I hit 40 to use it.
elan_einlhander (4:13:03): Turns out it's level 50. 
elan_einlhander (4:13:03): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:13): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:19): ~gained two levels in Dragon Court... Awesome~
elan_einlhander (4:20:25): -__
elan_einlhander (4:20:26): -
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:31): :D
elan_einlhander (4:27:30): I shall now refer to Zeta Elan as PDE for short.
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:44): PDE?
elan_einlhander (4:28:08): Parallel Dimension Elan.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:08): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:17): "for a game based on mythic Europe and anime."
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:23): David: "Well, can't go wrong with that, can you."
elan_einlhander (4:32:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:35): David: "I mean, people love mythic Europe..."
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:41): David: "And people LOVE anime."
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:32:58): One word
elan_einlhander (4:33:00): Alexander.
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:09): ~looking for a good, online, one-player RPG~
elan_einlhander (4:33:16): Good luck, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:34): Who loves the chocolate?!
elan_einlhander (4:35:49): Shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:54): ...
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:58): NOBODY HATES THE CHOLATE
elan_einlhander (4:36:07): I do, now shut the fuck up.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:18): Doug... You don't hate the chocolate, c'mon now.
elan_einlhander (4:36:26): Before I go upside your head with a lead pipe.
elan_einlhander (4:37:59): Aw, you gonna cry baby?
elan_einlhander (4:38:00): Gonna cry?
elan_einlhander (4:38:02): Huh?
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:56): ~was playing BLADE MISTRESS, actually~
elan_einlhander (4:39:06): Sounds gay.
elan_einlhander (4:39:35): But in any case, I need to get to sleep, long day tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (4:39:43): Though nothing compared to shopping.
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:44): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (7:43:52): vizzletizzie (7:35:50 AM): You're stupid, Santa. SantaClaus (7:35:50 AM): Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch. vizzletizzie (7:36:06 AM): Like you stretch your waistband? SantaClaus (7:36:06 AM): Ah -- you've got me again. vizzletizzie (7:37:18 AM): I just ho-ho-HOED you, Santa! SantaClaus (7:37:18 AM): And a very merry Christmas to you! vizzletizzie (7:38:21 AM): You fat, red-nosed sunovabich. SantaClaus (7:38:21 AM): Ho! Ho! vizzletizzie (7:38:35 AM): What'd you call me?! SantaClaus (7:38:35 AM): What, indeed! vizzletizzie (7:38:57 AM): You're askin' for it, Mr. Kringle. SantaClaus (7:38:57 AM): Pardon me? vizzletizzie (7:39:13 AM): Oh no, don't try that again. SantaClaus (7:39:13 AM): Mm hm. Such negativ

11-27-04


elan_einlhander (1:10:30): Huh, it's David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:19): The saga continues.
elan_einlhander (1:11:32): I guess.
elan_einlhander (1:11:56): What have you been up to today?
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:05): The saga of David sleeping all day and coming online in the middle of the night, and staying up all night.
elan_einlhander (1:12:07): And I swear to god if you say sleeping
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:07): Sleeping.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:09): ...
elan_einlhander (1:12:10): Mother fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:27): How was your Christmas?
elan_einlhander (1:16:38): I slept through nearly all of it.
elan_einlhander (1:16:42): Just like I planned.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:46): Good man.
elan_einlhander (1:16:56): I got clothes.
elan_einlhander (1:16:58): And clothes
elan_einlhander (1:17:01): And some more clothes.
elan_einlhander (1:17:03): And some boots.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:07): Good boots?
elan_einlhander (1:17:15): Merry f***ing Christmas, as Dennis Leary would say.
elan_einlhander (1:17:22): They seem all right, a little stiff, I hope they break in.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:23): That's what I was telling people, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:09): Even though Doug didn't ask for anything, it was hard not feeling awkward when his brothers got so many... varied gifts and he got all of the same things.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:09): I got money. And food. And a hat.
elan_einlhander (1:18:14): My mother isn't very creative.
elan_einlhander (1:18:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:23): Well, were the clothes black, at least? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:27): They're decent clothes, just didn't seem very creative, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:27): Yes.
elan_einlhander (1:18:31): Black jeans.
elan_einlhander (1:18:36): Which I actually would perfer blue of.
elan_einlhander (1:18:39): Ironically.
elan_einlhander (1:18:45): But jeans still pwn.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:13): Jeans are awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:20): Whoever invented jeans needs to get something.
elan_einlhander (1:19:22): I got my scarf from my aunt.
elan_einlhander (1:19:25): So it was successful.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:26): Hey, sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:19:31): That was ALL I cared about.
elan_einlhander (1:19:36): I was almost sure they'd fuck it up.
elan_einlhander (1:19:40): But by god I got a scarf.
elan_einlhander (1:19:43): A very soft one at that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:46): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:55): Congratu-fuckin'-lations, Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:20:04): I have some awesome work stories, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:12): Oh? Don't just tease me, nah.
elan_einlhander (1:20:44): To put it in a nut shell.
elan_einlhander (1:20:55): Nick Nebwueze, 87 carts, snow, truck.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:21:11): Doug, Nick, Albert, and Thomas.
elan_einlhander (1:21:16): All relatively intelliegent males.
elan_einlhander (1:21:18): But still males.
elan_einlhander (1:21:27): "How are we gonna move all of these carts through the snow..."
elan_einlhander (1:21:32): The store had closed an hour ago.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): So we lined them all up and Nick was like "I'm gonna get my truck!"
elan_einlhander (1:22:26): We all looked skeptical, but almost on CUE went "....YEAH!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:22:59): I got like an hour of overtime, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:11): My boss was like you need to go home at &:30
elan_einlhander (1:23:12): Er
elan_einlhander (1:23:14): 7*
elan_einlhander (1:23:26): But we ended up out there until like 8:30, DESTROYING carts.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:50): Destroying?
elan_einlhander (1:23:54): We broke them all
elan_einlhander (1:23:55): ..
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:59): Good God.
elan_einlhander (1:24:10): Nick was driving, I was sort of coordinating.
elan_einlhander (1:24:19): And I hear *crckkkkkkkk crkc rkcrckkkkkkkk*
elan_einlhander (1:24:20): The carts
elan_einlhander (1:24:25): Were SNAPPING
elan_einlhander (1:24:27): Like INTO each other.
elan_einlhander (1:24:31): So they because fused.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:40): Wow.
elan_einlhander (1:24:45): Because the snow caused sliding.
elan_einlhander (1:24:52): So they bent outward but his truck kept pushing.
elan_einlhander (1:25:14): Our boss drove by, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:25:16): Hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:17): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:18): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:25:43): It was so funny because we thought we were SO smart.
elan_einlhander (1:25:53): the girls were out front doing the front lot, since it wasn't as messy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:59): Girls.
elan_einlhander (1:25:59): And we're like we're so gonna show those pussies up.
elan_einlhander (1:26:02): Girls.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:26:40): Our plan woulda worked great had we not done so damn many, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:26:43): At first I was like
elan_einlhander (1:26:48): Hey let's do three seperate rows.
elan_einlhander (1:27:11): And then they're like let's COMBINE them all into ONE, and being STUPID guys we thought "IT'LL GET DONE THREE TIMES FASTER THAT WAY!@#"
elan_einlhander (1:27:20): It was like an episode of Tool Time, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:25): :DDD
elan_einlhander (1:27:34): Precisely.
elan_einlhander (1:28:53): People kept coming, after we closed.
elan_einlhander (1:28:58): "SHOOOOPING :DDD"
elan_einlhander (1:29:01): "We're closed'
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:29:06): "....S-shopping? :D"
elan_einlhander (1:29:08): "Closed"
elan_einlhander (1:29:13): ".... ;o;"
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:29): Awww,lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:43): Lol, we had to barracade the door.
elan_einlhander (1:29:49): Because no one knew where the keys went.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:04): ROFL. No way.
elan_einlhander (1:30:20): Seriously, the 24 hour door is like never locked.
elan_einlhander (1:30:29): So when the time came to lock it no one had a clue where the key's been for the past year.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:26): Meanwhile, I'm gonna make a dirge / REQUIEM site, and I'm downloading all of the cool fonts from grsites, lol. Taking forever.
elan_einlhander (1:31:53): Meanwhile, I'm still leveling.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:15): ...Leve- Oh yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:20): I was about to say, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:31): "Elan is... a preeeetty high level, Doug." Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:32:40): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:32:48): My away message for a while was 'Leveling'
elan_einlhander (1:32:52): Everyone was like omFg
elan_einlhander (1:33:09): Then I realized that wasn't very in-character of me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:01): These witches get crazy SCC.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:31): SCC?
elan_einlhander (1:34:41): Spell complexity comprehension.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:50): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:53): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:35:07): Should get all but about four of my spells first class.
elan_einlhander (1:35:15): Which are all 90+ SCC.
elan_einlhander (1:36:47): Still wearing my Lasler gear for the most part, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:23): phj34r my practice gambeson.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:23): ~sifting through ALL the fonts on grsites, only downloading the cool ones~
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:43): Font names are so cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:04): I wish I could make a font... and then name it something cool. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:44): Take arial, put a curl on a few of the letters, and bam you have your own font.
elan_einlhander (1:42:54): Call it Teppasca.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:25): But I don't know how to make fonts anyway, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:57): Oooh, "Deadly Breakfast."
elan_einlhander (1:45:10): Now there's a font I can set my watch by.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:34): I'm gonna zip my font folder and send it to you when I'm done, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:43): Because I know you'd appreciate most of these fonts.
elan_einlhander (1:45:55): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:14): I have this really cool sword font called "Crusaders." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:23): I thought it would be gay at first, but it's actually pretty sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:52:10): All right, home stretch, last level.
elan_einlhander (1:52:17): 950k
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:29): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:14): Lol. Font name: Yes:SongofSeven
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:38): Once you've gone through ninety pages of fonts, most of them start to look the same, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:19): Probably true.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:35): Ninety pages with ten fonts on each page, heehee~
elan_einlhander (1:59:47): A-awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:01): Oooh, "Discount Inferno."
elan_einlhander (2:00:11): Thrifty.
elan_einlhander (2:00:20): For those of us that can't afford expensive name brand infernos.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:28): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:39): I also have one called "Cheap Fire," ironically.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:44): I wonder if they're cousins.
elan_einlhander (2:01:10): Shut the Smurf up!
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:20): Smurf you, smurg.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:24): ...SMurf.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:28): ...Smurf.
elan_einlhander (2:01:29): I remember my phase of using the word Smurf in my daily vocabulary.
elan_einlhander (2:01:51): Doug: "What the Smurf was that..."
elan_einlhander (2:01:55): *Everyone stares*
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:02:32): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:02:33): I love this
elan_einlhander (2:02:39): Quagmire entertaining the kids.
elan_einlhander (2:02:46): "Dingly dingly dingly dingly!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:05:38): You don't appreciate some things until you don't have them anymore.
elan_einlhander (2:05:40): Like traction.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:55): Traction?
elan_einlhander (2:06:01): my old boots.
elan_einlhander (2:06:03): ZERO traction.
elan_einlhander (2:06:13): So I'm like flabbergasted now that I have traction.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:29): Lol. Cool.
elan_einlhander (2:27:27): The Powers have noticed thy efforts at betterment, and have rewarded thee! You gain 5 hit points, 9 spell points, 5 stamina, and 15 practices! Due to your experiences, you have earned a 1 point increase in luck. You have become more learned at 'insanity'. You have become more learned at 'jinx'.
elan_einlhander (2:27:35): Doug: "I have become more learned at... WHAT"
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:39): Jinx?
elan_einlhander (2:27:42): Insanity.
elan_einlhander (2:27:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:27:46): Scared me.
elan_einlhander (2:27:56): I've almost mastered jinx from level betters.
elan_einlhander (2:28:20): Holy hell in a hand basket.
elan_einlhander (2:28:24): My SCC hit 98%
elan_einlhander (2:28:35): Only lacking two spells.
elan_einlhander (2:28:42): Disjunction and delay reincarnation.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:05): Holy Hell in a hand basket. Doug, that is ingenius.
elan_einlhander (2:29:30): Lol, thank you.
elan_einlhander (2:30:29): Guess I gotta go to Verity Isle now.
elan_einlhander (2:52:00): Hm
elan_einlhander (2:52:07): Is that Adventurer guy only in Sigil?
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:43): FunWittleAngel (2:51:18 AM): I just don't see how you couldn't find it interesting.. I think it's one of the most interesting storylines ever. vizzletizzie (2:52:03 AM): Lol. Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:46): Yeah, I think so.
elan_einlhander (2:52:58): Hmmm.
elan_einlhander (2:55:40): Rofl
elan_einlhander (2:55:42): I'm full
elan_einlhander (2:55:45): ..of dead babies!
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:52): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:02:37): Being a newbie on this server can suck, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:46): There is like no one to help me, no friends to mail me stuff, no gold.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:01): Lol. You have to do things... the VT WAY.
elan_einlhander (3:03:39): Something like that.
elan_einlhander (3:03:48): Elan was a hardcore newb, lol, but that was a long long time ago.
elan_einlhander (3:03:56): Even Arlon had big helping hands.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:30): Has Colwyn been caught yet? Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:53): Apparently not.
elan_einlhander (3:06:02): He's even using his character's name.
elan_einlhander (3:06:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:13:29): Hope I remember how this works.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:44): *scared to death of a flaming door*
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:55): Pretty flamable? Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:59): Everything I'm wearing is from Lasler.
elan_einlhander (3:17:03): Meaning it's all highly flammable.
elan_einlhander (3:17:57): I'm a walking bomb, lol
elan_einlhander (3:21:56): OH GOD, POISON
elan_einlhander (3:21:57): I AM DOOMED
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:59): Nice avatar.
elan_einlhander (3:27:16): Awesome avatar.
elan_einlhander (3:34:14): I have no light.
elan_einlhander (3:34:15): Crap
elan_einlhander (3:34:16): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:28): Oops.
elan_einlhander (3:34:43): *of course went OOPS out loud*
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:48): Lol.A font called "Galaxative." Brilliant.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:54): ~still looking through fonts~
elan_einlhander (3:53:52): I wish I had some food.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:06): ~throws an orange at you~
elan_einlhander (3:54:11): *would devour it*
elan_einlhander (3:54:16): How sad that my wish is for food.
elan_einlhander (3:54:19): I feel poor, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:54:52): All I have that I can actually make is a pack of Ramen.
elan_einlhander (3:54:55): A single pack.
elan_einlhander (3:55:01): I have Mac n' cheese, but no milk.
elan_einlhander (3:55:05): Same with casserole.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:28): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (3:55:35): Yeah..
elan_einlhander (3:56:29): A powerful rune marked above the door sends out a blast of chilling frost! Blasts of frost from the rune freeze you! A practice gambeson splits and cracks from the intense cold!A powerful rune marked above the door sends out a blast of chilling frost! Blasts of frost from the rune freeze you! A practice gambeson splits and cracks from the intense cold!
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:56:59): Poor newbie Elan.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:32): Oh my God, the "Group Sex" font is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (3:57:39): W-what
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:56): ~can't wait to send it to you~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:00:24): Mission Hill is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (4:00:26): Borchmore.,
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:33): Borchmore, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:02:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:03:11): "If there's a gun, you flush it down the toilet and get out of there right away!"
elan_einlhander (4:04:10): Doug versus four-hour old Ramen noodles.
elan_einlhander (4:04:19): "...*bite"....hmm"
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:04:45): It's crunchy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:20): Ew, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:05:29): But
elan_einlhander (4:05:32): Doug hungry. :(
elan_einlhander (4:07:01): Where did my money go, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:07:03): I mean seriously.
elan_einlhander (4:07:10): My week-to-week thing has worked fine so far.
elan_einlhander (4:07:13): What the hell did I do.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:10:15): Kodora : *laugh*
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:37): Kodora?
elan_einlhander (4:12:09): Person who left for a long time, now is back, but I was just pointing out her use of John lingo.
elan_einlhander (4:12:12): Sort of.
elan_einlhander (4:12:17): Least she didn;'t capitalize it.
elan_einlhander (4:12:20): dind't*
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:13:22): ...my math skills are TERRIBLE.
elan_einlhander (4:13:28): Okay, these boxes
elan_einlhander (4:13:29): All hold
elan_einlhander (4:13:32): 25 items each
elan_einlhander (4:13:40): I'm like five will cover the 250 tourms I need.
elan_einlhander (4:13:45): I'm going around, filled up three of them.
elan_einlhander (4:13:54): I'm like I have about 150 tourms, I'm almost there!
elan_einlhander (4:13:59): And it's just now sinking into my head...
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:14:29): Damn dude.
elan_einlhander (4:14:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:34:19): Who comes up with the names for these fonts? Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:34:26): Me.
elan_einlhander (4:34:28): It was all me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:34:48): I knew that's what you were gonna say, before even opening this window to see what you were gonna say, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:35:06): Touche.
elan_einlhander (4:45:49): Tostitos Gold are sorta on sale.
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:19): Mm.
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:23): Wait, sorta?
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:46:29): 2 for 5.
vencabot_teppoo (4:46:42): Ah.
elan_einlhander (4:46:57): Tostitos Gold are so expensive, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:07): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:47:31): But God damn.
elan_einlhander (4:47:32): lol.
elan_einlhander (4:47:50): I've come to the conclusion they must be made of pure cancer.
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:33): Yep.
elan_einlhander (4:52:13): I've been mixing up words a lot lately.
elan_einlhander (4:52:19): Like past and current tense words.
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:03): Like how?
elan_einlhander (4:53:15): Like using past tense when I should be using current tense.
elan_einlhander (4:53:17): Like, a lot.
elan_einlhander (4:56:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:56:32): *always cracks up at the hairy-back commercial*
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:25): Lol. Font name, "Lanky Bastard."
elan_einlhander (5:00:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:21:54): *Captain Planet busts in, telling me to go to bed*
vencabot_teppoo (5:22:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:22:21): The Ninja Turtles, actually.
elan_einlhander (5:22:30): No Captain Planet is coming on soon.
elan_einlhander (5:22:31): That's why.
vencabot_teppoo (5:22:50): Ah.
elan_einlhander (5:31:12): Man, chocolate leaves such a shitty taste in mym outh.
vencabot_teppoo (5:31:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:35:31): Fucking land sharks.
vencabot_teppoo (5:35:43): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:03): HUH?!
elan_einlhander (13:26:08): !#@!?
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:16): WELL?!
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:25): DO THEY?! *goku voice* Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:26:33): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:44): What's up?
elan_einlhander (13:26:53): Me, just woke up.
elan_einlhander (13:26:56): Hungry.
elan_einlhander (13:26:58): Lol..
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:07): And yet, no food.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:19): Funny how that works ou- Wait, no it isn't. It really, really isn't.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:27:32): *sniff*
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:57): Yeah, I know, I have really bad bracelet. I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
elan_einlhander (13:28:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:28:36): I haven't brushed my teeth in like two months and my bracelet is just fine.
elan_einlhander (13:28:39): Funny how that works.
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:37): HUH?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:29:43): YEAH
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:59): Wait, have you even seen Harry Potter / DBZ?
elan_einlhander (13:30:04): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:20): God, I love that flash. I just watched it for like the 80 BUH-ZILLIONTH time.
elan_einlhander (13:30:48): Why do you also use the number 80 for your exhageration number.
elan_einlhander (13:30:53): Exhaggeration..
elan_einlhander (13:30:57): Exagerat...
elan_einlhander (13:30:58): ...
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:04): Exaggeration, I believe.
elan_einlhander (13:31:09): Fair enough.
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:31:14): But I say eighty million all the time.
elan_einlhander (13:31:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:31:19): Or eighty billion.
elan_einlhander (13:31:25): Or eighty freakin'.
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:40): That is, of course, because 80 is a big number.
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:42): :D
elan_einlhander (13:31:46): ..
elan_einlhander (13:31:46): :D
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:31:55): I wish there weren't so much snow out there.
vencabot_teppoo (13:32:01): ~laughed out loud~ ~is so easily amused by that emoticon~
elan_einlhander (13:32:19): or that I had a car.
elan_einlhander (13:32:21): One of those two.
elan_einlhander (13:32:27): Perferably the latter now that I think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:32:32): Build a car.
vencabot_teppoo (13:32:36): You've got a few hours.
elan_einlhander (13:32:39): Out of Tostitos Gold.
vencabot_teppoo (13:33:11): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (13:33:23): ...No
elan_einlhander (13:33:24): I mean
elan_einlhander (13:33:28): Make the CAR out of Tostitos Gold.
elan_einlhander (13:33:34): You idiot.
vencabot_teppoo (13:33:39): ...
vencabot_teppoo (13:33:43): :(
elan_einlhander (13:33:55): NO SON OF A BITCH.
elan_einlhander (13:34:04): My fucking dagger broke when I wasn't looking./
vencabot_teppoo (13:34:15): That bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (13:34:23): I'd kill if it weren't already dead.
elan_einlhander (13:34:37): Welp, this is precisely why we practice hand to hand.
elan_einlhander (13:34:44): So people that say not to can suck me.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:13): Yep, lol. When I made my new character, I practiced that right off. Why do Rogues seem to have so little to practice, anyway? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:24): I have such a huge surplus of practices that it isn't even funny.
elan_einlhander (13:35:37): Because they have only proficiencies, but at the same time are not fighters, so they lack diverse weapons.
elan_einlhander (13:35:43): Rogue is practice-friendly.
elan_einlhander (13:35:47): So is Bard really.
elan_einlhander (13:35:55): Unless you do it in fourth class.
elan_einlhander (13:35:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:35:59): I practicied whip as my main weapon, but there are NO whips in the world, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:36:02): Then it's like six pracs per percent for music.
elan_einlhander (13:36:06): No, there aren't.
elan_einlhander (13:36:11): There's like six total whips.
elan_einlhander (13:36:16): Dagger is your friend, trust me.
elan_einlhander (13:36:28): Arlon, the dagger pimp.
elan_einlhander (13:36:29): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (13:36:37): I was like, "I'll be a whip user!" and then I used my little newbie whip for awhile... and then never found another whip, so I just use daggers. Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:37:03): Just call me the boxing Drow for now.
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:27): Elan, the Boxing Drow.
elan_einlhander (13:37:38): *cowboy whistle*
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:49): Cut to black screen which gradually fades to white, "SHOOORYUUUKEN!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (13:37:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:38:05): An ogre zombie slides east.
elan_einlhander (13:38:07): Ogre...
elan_einlhander (13:38:08): zombie...
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:11): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:15): Sliding.
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:18): That's what really got me.
elan_einlhander (13:38:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:40): ~imagined an ogre zombie just sliiiding along~
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:44): ~looking mean~
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:48): >:(
elan_einlhander (13:38:49): Mawwwwwww
vencabot_teppoo (13:38:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:16): ~tries to grab you, but just falls over and keeps sliding~
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:20): MAAAAW!!!
elan_einlhander (13:39:26): "Krog want... BRAAAAAINS... MAWWWW"
vencabot_teppoo (13:39:32): ROFL
elan_einlhander (13:40:01): Witch has some definite flaws here.
elan_einlhander (13:40:29): I am quite literally forced to go Paladin or Monk if I want an even slightly balanced class path.
elan_einlhander (13:40:58): And with the race choices: Fey, Ogre, Drow, Human, Dracon
elan_einlhander (13:41:10): Only two of these races can really be used for the class without fucking over your path.
vencabot_teppoo (13:41:30): Human and Ogre? :D
elan_einlhander (13:41:38): Human and Drow.
elan_einlhander (13:41:44): Human has both Monk and Paladin.
elan_einlhander (13:41:47): Drow has Monk.
vencabot_teppoo (13:41:54): Oh. ~would've never guessed Drow~
elan_einlhander (13:41:55): Human makes the most sense I think, though.
vencabot_teppoo (13:42:14): But a drow would be such a good witch. "David, we aren't talking RP." ":D"
elan_einlhander (13:42:19): Could go Witch/Paladin/Wizard/Rogue.
elan_einlhander (13:42:25): Lol, I chose Drow because of RP.
elan_einlhander (13:42:29): Doug really is a loser.
elan_einlhander (13:42:38): I was like "Human or Drow... Human or.... DUH"
vencabot_teppoo (13:42:44): A comp1337 and total loser.
elan_einlhander (13:42:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (13:43:04): Not that you care about balance or anything.
elan_einlhander (13:43:16): But the Witch's only means of healing that I can see is the spell leech.
elan_einlhander (13:43:22): Which initially takes four second to cast.
vencabot_teppoo (13:43:26): And yet, it's a cleric.
elan_einlhander (13:43:28): Meaning it takes more than a round to cast.
elan_einlhander (13:43:40): So without an SD amulet your SoL to heal yourself.
elan_einlhander (13:43:44): And to top that off
elan_einlhander (13:43:47): It's negative energy.
elan_einlhander (13:43:51): With things can be IMMUNE to.
elan_einlhander (13:44:07): Which*
vencabot_teppoo (13:44:23): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (13:44:34): I half-wanted to go Psionic, so I'd get a web spell and the nifty psionic stuff.
elan_einlhander (13:44:47): But then I'll pretty much have no healing spell and be one crazy character.
elan_einlhander (13:44:51): Buuuut
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:00): Oh yeah. PT would be Drow Psionic / Witch / Rogue /...
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:45:02): I'd be the ONLY Psionic in EXISTANCE with a form of dispel magic.
elan_einlhander (13:45:09): Barbarian?
elan_einlhander (13:45:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:45:19): Axe...
elan_einlhander (13:45:19): No
elan_einlhander (13:45:21): Cavalier I guess.
elan_einlhander (13:45:30): Depends which form of PT we're looking for.
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:32): That's the problem I have with the new PT char. "...Fighter class?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:45:36): The pics you've shown me are lanky.
elan_einlhander (13:45:41): Not exactly barbarian material.
vencabot_teppoo (13:45:52): Yeah, PT would have to be Cavalier.
vencabot_teppoo (13:46:00): But still, which there was another fighter class.
vencabot_teppoo (13:46:25): Like "Soldier." ~one of his favourite PT-description words is "exotic soldier."~
vencabot_teppoo (13:46:35): ~well, two of his favourite words...~
elan_einlhander (13:47:00): Actually now that I think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:47:04): Tell Vass to make a Soldier class, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:47:10): I can't keep this character, and this is a test server.
elan_einlhander (13:47:17): So I think I will go psionic.
elan_einlhander (13:47:21): Who gives a shit about my balance, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:47:28): Elan's fucked up, PDE might as well be too.
elan_einlhander (13:47:38): Because I still never got to fully train a psionic.
elan_einlhander (13:47:43): And I know they're bitchin'.
elan_einlhander (13:47:47): Hell David can vouch for that.
vencabot_teppoo (13:47:59): Yep, because I turned into a truffle and told people to eat me.
vencabot_teppoo (13:48:03): That's gotta say SOMETHING.
elan_einlhander (13:48:19): I can be a different control group, one that DOESN'T have a healing spell.
elan_einlhander (13:48:26): And let's see how I can adapt to it.
elan_einlhander (13:48:31): That's the whole point of this exercise.
vencabot_teppoo (13:48:37): Since Doug is probably the only one who can.
elan_einlhander (13:48:38): To pick out the pros and cons, flaws, bugs.
vencabot_teppoo (13:48:45): Everyone else would just bitch, but Doug would find a way.
elan_einlhander (13:49:07): I could carry around eighty billion staves of life at all times.
vencabot_teppoo (13:49:29): And be like, "Trick, bitch! *heal*"
elan_einlhander (13:49:43): Being a psionic, I might be able to get off without holding a spellbook, and would thus have a free hand.
elan_einlhander (13:49:58): The curse of the bard.
elan_einlhander (13:50:03): We always need an instrument.
elan_einlhander (13:50:04): Period.
elan_einlhander (13:50:11): Unless you'd like to forfeit the entire class.
elan_einlhander (13:50:15): What else is there to Bard?
elan_einlhander (13:50:16): uhhhhhh
elan_einlhander (13:50:17): yeah
elan_einlhander (13:50:18): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:50:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:50:51): I'd say lock picking is cool.
elan_einlhander (13:50:56): But I have magic unlock really.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:10): And Rogues have lock-picking, too.
elan_einlhander (13:51:14): This is also true.
elan_einlhander (13:51:25): Lore is nifty, but I got that from Druid already.
elan_einlhander (13:51:27): So it's music all the way.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:41): Plus, Rogues have lore... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:44): I'm fairly certain.
elan_einlhander (13:51:47): No they don't.
elan_einlhander (13:51:49): Jack-ass.
elan_einlhander (13:51:54): *rolls up his sleeves*
vencabot_teppoo (13:52:07): ~thought that he was saving up some of his pracs for lore~
vencabot_teppoo (13:52:13): ~thought that it had, like, 35 Mys~
elan_einlhander (13:52:26): Lore doesn't seem Rogue-like.
elan_einlhander (13:52:29): It seems mystical.
elan_einlhander (13:52:33): Rogues aren't mystical, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:52:44): Rogues get an ass-load of tek or com, I forget which.
vencabot_teppoo (13:52:56): Well, I didn't pull that number out of my ass. ~is saving up for SOMETHING with 30-35 mys, and thinks its lore~
elan_einlhander (13:52:58): Bards get a little boost in MYS then the rest is sort of even.
elan_einlhander (13:53:10): Are you a faerie? Because you might be thinking of shape shifting.
elan_einlhander (13:53:17): That has like 25 or 35 mys.
vencabot_teppoo (13:53:26): Are you asking me if I'm a faerie? Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:53:28): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (13:53:30): You're a faerie, bitch.
elan_einlhander (13:53:33): Man fuck you.
elan_einlhander (13:53:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:53:48): ~just logged on~ I have Lore.
elan_einlhander (13:53:56): Hm, I'll be damned.
elan_einlhander (13:54:04): Bards really aren't unique, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:23): BARDS.
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:27): HUH!
elan_einlhander (13:54:31): ...
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:33): Good God, ya'll.
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:38): What are they GOOD FOR?
elan_einlhander (13:54:47): ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
vencabot_teppoo (13:54:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:55:15): I just got shot by a barrel I think.
elan_einlhander (13:55:21): Wow Doug, use a comma.
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:01): Shot by a barrel? Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:57:13): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:29): Was the bullet a big hairy ape?
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:32): With a tie?
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:34): And a spit-curl?
elan_einlhander (13:57:47): ...
elan_einlhander (13:57:49): N-no.
vencabot_teppoo (13:58:05): ~has just finished making 130 different logos for the new site he's working on~
vencabot_teppoo (13:58:15): ~what a damn loser~
vencabot_teppoo (13:58:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:00:18): I want an ice cream cone.
vencabot_teppoo (14:00:31): So do I.
vencabot_teppoo (14:00:36): Race ya to it.
vencabot_teppoo (14:00:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:01:00): *locks the door behind you*
vencabot_teppoo (14:04:07): "Group Sex" is the most creative font ever. Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:04:17): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (14:04:46): I downloaded it, even though I can't think of a possible use for it, unless I intend to make a porno site sometime soon.
vencabot_teppoo (14:04:49): AND YA NEVER KNOW.
elan_einlhander (14:05:27): I really never know.
elan_einlhander (14:07:42): The concept of the 'confuse zone' in MM pisses me off to no end.
vencabot_teppoo (14:07:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:07:58): This is the confuse zone:
vencabot_teppoo (14:08:09): *John voice* "HUH?!"
elan_einlhander (14:08:16): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (14:08:27): "Look, mirrors. I have no idea where I'm going now. Fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (14:08:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:09:53): Colwyn totally jewed me over on the test server.
vencabot_teppoo (14:10:19): ?
elan_einlhander (14:10:30): We were leveling when we started off, right.
vencabot_teppoo (14:10:43): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (14:10:46): And he ditches me for some form, and won't come back, and is now like level 83.
elan_einlhander (14:10:53): This guy who I really hate.
elan_einlhander (14:11:00): He was like maybe you can join too.
vencabot_teppoo (14:11:08): How many people are on the test server? Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:11:09): The guy was trying to clan PK me AS he said that.
elan_einlhander (14:11:27): Like 50 total, but I only see like 10 or 15 at a time, tops.
elan_einlhander (14:11:35): Mine you about 10 of these are Immortals.
elan_einlhander (14:11:51): So I'm like fuck that guy, I wouldn't walk over his shadow.
elan_einlhander (14:11:57): And Colwyn just levels with him instead.
elan_einlhander (14:12:01): So sunuvabitch.
elan_einlhander (14:12:14): And he consistantly reminds me I'm still first class.
elan_einlhander (14:12:18): like I'm supposed to be keeping up.
vencabot_teppoo (14:13:35): ...
vencabot_teppoo (14:13:41): Uno.
elan_einlhander (14:13:45): Lol, Yahoo! buddy downloading: "D
elan_einlhander (14:13:46): :D*
elan_einlhander (14:13:54): Just waiting for it.
vencabot_teppoo (14:14:05): Not blinking.
vencabot_teppoo (14:14:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:14:48): Fuck that, hang on. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:34): I guess fonts are rather large files. Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:16:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (14:21:33): I'm gonna have to go get a sand ring.
elan_einlhander (14:21:46): Since the concept of auction does not exist in this realm.
elan_einlhander (14:21:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:21:48): ~read, "I'm gonna have to get eat a sand ring."~
elan_einlhander (14:21:58): Nice, David.
vencabot_teppoo (14:22:23): I've been having trouble reading basic fonts lately, lol. Reminds me of my "f" dilemma.
elan_einlhander (14:22:32): What is THAT
elan_einlhander (14:22:34): *David*
vencabot_teppoo (14:22:56): David, just staring at it... "...What the Hell... Is that, like, a lucre symbol or something?"
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:04): John: "...It's an f. A lower-case f."
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:12): David: "...Oh. Damn." Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:23:20): Typical day in our lives.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:50): According to the song "Magical Trevor" which has been stuck in my head for days, the parallel dimension to this one is full of canned beans.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:56): Sounds like my kind of dimension.
elan_einlhander (14:26:07): As long as they're refried in some cases.
elan_einlhander (14:27:50): Toaster Struedels are shitty.
elan_einlhander (14:28:31): Just thought I'd throw that out there.
elan_einlhander (14:29:06): *is eating a leftover hamburger bun*
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:53): ~loves Toaster Struedel~
elan_einlhander (14:31:40): The struedel sucks ass, it's like solid.
elan_einlhander (14:31:44): It needs to be in like a tube.
vencabot_teppoo (14:32:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:33:30): ~jamming to LUDACROUS degrees to "Magical Trevor"~
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:02): Dragonmaster font, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:12): The lower-case g rules all.
elan_einlhander (14:41:31): What's a tostado?
vencabot_teppoo (14:41:48): ...Tostado? No such thing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:42:06): TostaDA on the other hand... is some manner of Mexican dish. Maybe the tostado is the male form.
elan_einlhander (14:44:17): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (14:45:06): *got a 'heh' from Duende*
elan_einlhander (14:45:10): *sees it as a victory*
elan_einlhander (14:48:00): First thing anyone says to me upon first IM'ing me on Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (14:48:02): "Nice Avatar"
elan_einlhander (14:48:05): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (14:50:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:51:04): I had a dream David got a job.
elan_einlhander (14:51:15): A damn shame it was a dream and that David is still in fact a lazy bum.
vencabot_teppoo (14:51:33): Lol. Way to dream about me getting a job.
elan_einlhander (14:51:47): I have interesting dreams.
elan_einlhander (14:51:57): Psychologists would have a field day with me, really.
vencabot_teppoo (14:52:51): Yep.
elan_einlhander (14:52:55): With us, I should say.
vencabot_teppoo (14:52:56): And then they'd say that you're gay.
elan_einlhander (14:52:59): Since Doug and David come in a pair.
vencabot_teppoo (14:52:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:53:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:53:07): Because we're so gay.
vencabot_teppoo (14:53:10): Such flamers, we be.
elan_einlhander (14:53:11): The strength of the dynamic duo.
elan_einlhander (14:53:12): So gay.
elan_einlhander (14:54:10): I'm only working 25 hours this week.
elan_einlhander (14:54:11): I am so
elan_einlhander (14:54:12): so
elan_einlhander (14:54:12): happy
elan_einlhander (14:54:19): Doug was SO tired.
elan_einlhander (14:54:23): Life didn't exist.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:28): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (14:54:28): It was come home from work, and die.
elan_einlhander (14:55:05): Lol, some bitch was like
elan_einlhander (14:55:15): "WAnt some eXtra houRES on SunDAY? :D"
elan_einlhander (14:55:22): Doug was like "fUk no!"
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:43): fUK NO!!11ONE1
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:59:49): I'm overseeing a transaction with two Archons in PK clans.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:00:09): We're out of safe, and the guy who I now refer to as the "yokel" just went: Hydros says, 'Just realised all 3 of us in pk clan'
vencabot_teppoo (15:01:32): Yokel.
elan_einlhander (15:01:42): He makes me think of yokel.
elan_einlhander (15:02:09): mmmm, new season of Teen Titans.
elan_einlhander (15:02:12): Doug is excited.
elan_einlhander (15:02:15): Noticably so.
elan_einlhander (15:02:16): :D
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:09): Of course. You can tell by the emoticon.
elan_einlhander (15:03:55): LOL
elan_einlhander (15:04:01): BEST STORY EVER
vencabot_teppoo (15:04:07): ?
elan_einlhander (15:05:07): Omg I wish I had logged that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:05:26): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (15:08:16): I just went from
elan_einlhander (15:08:59): Level 60 to 120
elan_einlhander (15:09:02): In ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:13): ...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (15:09:18): Duende shows up while I'm collecting tourms in Riga.
elan_einlhander (15:09:23): And TELLS me to multiclass.
elan_einlhander (15:09:24): On the spot.
elan_einlhander (15:09:26): I'm like w-what
elan_einlhander (15:09:32): He summons Lord Agrippa to THAT SPOT
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:47): ROFL
elan_einlhander (15:10:02): I'm like I-I don't have enough-
elan_einlhander (15:10:03): DO IT
elan_einlhander (15:10:07): class newclass barbarian
elan_einlhander (15:10:08): Oh
elan_einlhander (15:10:19): And he makes a horse in a box appear.
elan_einlhander (15:10:22): And tells me to say something
elan_einlhander (15:10:28): Whenever I say something i gain 999999 exp.
elan_einlhander (15:12:10): So now I'm a level 120 barbarian.
elan_einlhander (15:12:11): Owned.
elan_einlhander (15:12:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:12:18): Wow.
elan_einlhander (15:12:43): Why didn't I log it
elan_einlhander (15:12:44): WHY
vencabot_teppoo (15:13:06): Aren't you using Portal? Why can't you just scroll up and copy-paste?
elan_einlhander (15:13:18): The spam from leveling.
elan_einlhander (15:13:20): it's too far back.
elan_einlhander (15:13:23): <1332hp 1254sp 894st> 'Yay?' you ask. You gain 99999 experience points!
vencabot_teppoo (15:13:39): You have to say "yay"?!
elan_einlhander (15:14:14): You have to say ANYTHING.
elan_einlhander (15:14:26): 'Iggidy giggidy.' you say. You gain 99999 experience points!
elan_einlhander (15:17:25): A nine-thousand appendaged robot is here, raining death and cybernetic destructi on.
vencabot_teppoo (15:17:55): No.
elan_einlhander (15:18:01): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:05): Wow.
elan_einlhander (15:20:26): ROFL
elan_einlhander (15:20:29): I JUST GOT A SPELLBOOK
elan_einlhander (15:20:32): WITH EVERY SPELL IN THE GAME
elan_einlhander (15:20:33): AHAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:52): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:59): Hence why Doug couldn't ever be an immortal.
vencabot_teppoo (15:21:05): "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (15:21:25): Shit I'm running out of practices, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:21:36): Ask Duende for some pracs. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:21:55): I'm gonna.
elan_einlhander (15:23:59): I want a wand.
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:15): "I WANT A WAND."
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:27): "Elan, you've asked for so much alrea-"
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:31): "YOU'RE SILLY."
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:38): *points at Duende*
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:24:58): I'm a 120 wearing Lasler gear.
elan_einlhander (15:25:00): That's so leet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:06): It is.
elan_einlhander (15:27:23): Lol, I still can't over the fact that he did that.
elan_einlhander (15:27:26): "You, multiclass"
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:34:39): Stomach or stomache?
elan_einlhander (15:34:42): I know I asked you this once.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:07): Stomach. Stomache in olde English.
elan_einlhander (15:35:15): Ah
elan_einlhander (15:39:13): Damn
elan_einlhander (15:39:17): I knew there was a catch.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:28): ?
elan_einlhander (15:39:43): Duende transferred a lot of people to some new area he's working on.
elan_einlhander (15:39:50): And we can't get out, we're being forced to try it out.
elan_einlhander (15:39:56): But I wanna go and get some equipemt -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:23): *A short, hopelessly obese man, obviously the warden, rummages through his paper s.
elan_einlhander (15:44:29): Hoplessly obese, I like that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:38): Hopelessly obese, rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:47:22): elan_einlhander: I have no food, lol. oscarthegrouch108: none? oscarthegrouch108: you work at a grocery store, yet you have no food.....pathetic elan_einlhander: Have some mac 'n cheese is all, but ironically no milk. oscarthegrouch108: doug...that's pathetic elan_einlhander: Yes, yes it is.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:43): Stab that fuckin' bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:47): ~like a true poet~
elan_einlhander (15:47:51): A true poet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:07): Before I cut open her piss hole.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:13): With a razor.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:17): >:(
elan_einlhander (15:48:19): And then.. piss into it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:24): Yeah!
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:28): :D
elan_einlhander (15:50:33): oscarthegrouch108: grrrr! one of my sims is stuck in the hot tub........
elan_einlhander (15:50:36): Get that razor ready.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:06): *shING!* :D
elan_einlhander (15:51:49): Nitsua tells you 'can i fill an ale thingy with spring water if so how'
elan_einlhander (15:51:59): Doug: "W-why would you want to fill it with WATER?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:52:48): She's playing the Sims.
elan_einlhander (15:52:51): I am not shocked in a way.
elan_einlhander (15:52:58): Yet at the same time deeply disturbed.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:12): And, quote me again when I say, "*shING!* :D"
elan_einlhander (15:54:10): elan_einlhander: Poor feller. oscarthegrouch108: i know...since their house is right next to the graveyard, she's gonna get spooked when it's night elan_einlhander: Oh, it's a she, different story. elan_einlhander: Wait for me. oscarthegrouch108: yeha but this is not a good thing oscarthegrouch108: *yeah elan_einlhander: I don't see how! oscarthegrouch108: that means she can't do anything elan_einlhander: But she's in a HOT TUB oscarthegrouch108: she can't go to the bathroom, eat, sleep....anything
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:14): That's hilarious. As Mr. Harry Turney would say...
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:18): die sim die
elan_einlhander (15:55:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:05:09): Lynnette wants me to play the Sims.
elan_einlhander (16:05:23): I don't think I've ever said 'hell no' so fast in my life.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:06:58): I might've said it before she finished typing the proposal.
elan_einlhander (16:08:37): Lol, impatient newbes.
elan_einlhander (16:08:40): newbies*
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:48): http://www.grsites.com/modperl/fontview.cgi?dir=g&fn=GROUPSEX
elan_einlhander (16:09:21): Wow, you're right, that's quite creative.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:03): Meanwhile, I just finished logo #174.
elan_einlhander (16:10:15): Y-yay.
elan_einlhander (16:16:01): Doug's cat is in heat.
elan_einlhander (16:16:08): It won't stop touching him.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:41): It's now on my shoulder.
elan_einlhander (16:16:47): My chest
elan_einlhander (16:16:49): My lap
elan_einlhander (16:16:54): Other arm.
elan_einlhander (16:16:56): God damn cat
elan_einlhander (16:17:01): Ass is in my face
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:04): Doug's neck.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:06): Doug's back.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:13): Doug's pussy and Doug's crack.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:14): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (16:17:17): ...
elan_einlhander (16:17:18): yes
elan_einlhander (16:17:21): My poor pussy
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:39): Nothing like a cat staring at you to make you self-conscious of what you're doing.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:09): Doug's cat: :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:14): Doug: ... ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:16): Doug's cat: :D
elan_einlhander (16:22:39): She keeps trying to tip my water bottle over.
elan_einlhander (16:22:46): And destroy my keyboard.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:54): Rofl. Sabotajee.
elan_einlhander (16:23:15): Sabotajeree.
elan_einlhander (16:23:20): *genius*
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:17): Good ol' Bugs Bunny, heehee.
elan_einlhander (16:24:38): HEE HEE
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:47): ROFL LOL OMFG
elan_einlhander (16:24:54): LMFAO
elan_einlhander (16:25:48): *forgetting how to play his own character now*
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:57): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (16:25:57): <2051hp 2607sp 1414st> c dispel magic sen You don't know any spells of that name.
elan_einlhander (16:26:01): I... I don't?
elan_einlhander (16:26:04): Single quotes, Doug.
elan_einlhander (16:26:04): OH
elan_einlhander (16:27:26): I'm gonna be 18 in like a month.
elan_einlhander (16:27:28): Dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:21): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:35:10): And I still don't know how to drive.
elan_einlhander (16:35:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:48): Same here, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:36:00): We should probably remedy that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:18): Maybe. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:36:29): I can teach DAVID HOW TO DRIVE!@
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:37): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:00): Rofl. Dude Where's My Car is on.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:12): "What does MINE SAY?!" "SWEET!!!!"
elan_einlhander (16:37:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:28): Ever seen it? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:31): *studying Driver's Ed on the net*
elan_einlhander (16:37:32): Sorta.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:59): I thought it was just gonna be stupid, and it was... but it was also hilarious.
elan_einlhander (16:38:15): So everyone wins.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:53): "Tomoudachi! Nihongo ga dekimasenyo!" Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:29): "So I'm gonna be 18 soon, what should I do?" "STRIP CLUB" "CASINO" "DANCE CLUB"
elan_einlhander (16:46:36): "...being 18 isn't that cool, I guess"
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:30): Doug doesn't want to gamble, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:34): Doug doesn't want to dance.
elan_einlhander (16:47:40): And Doug has too much self-respect for a strip club.
elan_einlhander (16:47:46): ... I think
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:58): When I first RPed VT, he was 17... so, yeah. ~random fact~ I was thinking about that recently because I'm gonna be 18 soon, too.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:11): Making me officially older than the middle-late teens that I used to idolize, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:49:23): *plays taps*
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:33): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:43): ~tap dances to taps~
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:46): :D
elan_einlhander (16:49:50): Like a true God of Rock.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:02): Wait, my ROCK senses are tingling...
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:19): ~meaning that you just reminded him of something but he can't remember what... lol~
elan_einlhander (16:50:30): ... o_O
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:31): ~thinks he had a dream or something about VT, lol~
elan_einlhander (16:53:44): Damn impatient ass newb.
elan_einlhander (16:53:55): I'm telling Nitsua how to scribe a spell.
elan_einlhander (16:53:59): And the spell keeps fumbling.
elan_einlhander (16:54:11): So he's like ITS NOT WORKING !@
elan_einlhander (16:54:16): I'm like keep trying.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:20): I wonder how crazy someone would think I am if they logged onto my computer and found a folder with 200 pictures in it that all just say "dirge / REQUIEM" in various fonts. I'm not crazy... Lol. Yeah, stoopid noobs.
elan_einlhander (16:55:29): I freaked out a newbie when I said 'colour'
elan_einlhander (16:55:34): They got into like a two minute rant about it.
elan_einlhander (16:55:41): Totally drifitng away from their original question.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:44): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:55:51): omG wtF is THAT
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:31): "It's... an alternative spelling." Lol. I remember people on Chatalot, going CRAZY with alternative spellings just because it made them feel classier.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:53): "omfg im not a vampire anymore im a vAMPYRE!"
elan_einlhander (16:57:10): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:24): "oh sweet ass i wear ARMOUR made from MAGICKal DAEMON hide!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:47): "and my CHYLDE is a DRAGONNE!"
elan_einlhander (16:58:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:58:02): Fags.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:27): David: "How the Hell do you even PRONOUNCE 'daemon'?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:32): ~goes to look it up~
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:24): WHAT?! "Daemon, variant of 'demon.' also 'daimon."
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:33): David: "...'Daimon? WTF?"
elan_einlhander (16:59:48): Well how else would you pronounce it..?
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:13): Well, it's pronounced "demon."
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:27): But apparently, there's also such a thing as a "daimon."
elan_einlhander (17:00:29): Oh, I thought you meant it was pronounced 'daimon'
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:34): Which is a greek demon, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:44): And THAT'S pronounced like it's spelled, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:54): Actually, no. It's pronounced the Japanese way.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:58): Even though its greek.
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:17): I WOULD say that it's pronounced like it's spelled, but it isn't "die-mon," it's "die-moan." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:39): David, stfu. ~freaking out about it... writing a thesis and everything. Letters of complaint and shit~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:02): Macroscope, rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:02:10): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:32): Of course, it's designed to see really BIG things.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:51): I swear, if I invented the telescope I'd be so pissed if someone else was goin' 'round tryin' to sell a "macroscope."
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:57): I'd sue his ass backwards. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:03:09): Whether or not it made sense, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:48): ~points at your avatar and says, "mAcRoScOpE?!?!11"~
elan_einlhander (17:03:53): ...
elan_einlhander (17:03:54): Touche
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:22): We need to invent a gun that peels oranges.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:34): That you aim at an orange, shoot, and then the peel falls off.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:03): And while we're at it, we also need to start running copper wires, BIG ASS ones, right under our driveways so that when it gets cold we can send huge amounts of electricity through them and melt the snow on our driveways instead of having to shovel them.
elan_einlhander (17:06:22): And then the water freezes.
elan_einlhander (17:06:25): Dumb-ass, lol
elan_einlhander (17:06:37): Unless you wanna run these things 24/7
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:37): NO, 'cuz we keep the electricity running.
elan_einlhander (17:06:39): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:42): :D
elan_einlhander (17:06:54): That would cost a fortune.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:59): And also, we need to invent something that gives infinite electric-
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:03): ~way ahead of you~
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:07:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:07:28): *high five*
elan_einlhander (17:07:29): *misses*
elan_einlhander (17:07:32): *falls to the ground*
elan_einlhander (17:07:33): *dies*
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:52): Look, I've already made a blueprint for my infinite-electricity invention.
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:26): There. It is beautiful.
elan_einlhander (17:12:33): ...
elan_einlhander (17:12:40): I'd buy it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:00): Of course you would. After all, as you can tell by the little lightning bolts, it gives infinite electricity.
elan_einlhander (17:13:15): Infinite.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:18): But, sadly, as you can tell by the reverberating parabolic lines, it's noisy.
elan_einlhander (17:13:28): Noisy and it shakes a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:43): And made of iron sheets and bolts, and vacuum tubes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:58): And has a window for whatever reason. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:14:18): Is clearly steam powered.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:40): Yep. The window is for shovelling in coal, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:41): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:46): You onlyneed to shovel in coal once.
elan_einlhander (17:14:50): Ever.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:10): Ever. Also, it can cook pizzas.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:24): But you need to buy the big pizza spatula thing
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:31): And then insert it through the window.
elan_einlhander (17:15:42): Of course.
elan_einlhander (17:15:47): It's slightly pizza-powered as well.
elan_einlhander (17:15:53): Not that it needs it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:08): But be careful, because as you can see, the lightning shoots off kinda wild, so don't get zapped.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:22): Because if you do, game over, man. That's a quadrillian volts right through your body.
elan_einlhander (17:22:33): Rofl, the Nizzews.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:49): Wow, what a huge coincidence.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:08): Apparently, while John and my dad were shopping earlier today while I slept, they bought Toaster Strudel.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:15): And we NEVER buy Toaster Strudel.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:36): And yet, earlier today, we were just talking about TS (short for "Toaster Strudel"). Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:43:25): I'm attempting to make mac and cheese without milk.
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:57): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:03): Way to venture into dangerous territory.
elan_einlhander (18:45:07): And eating croutons in the mean time.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:41): Mmm.. sugary icing covers up the taste of burned-strudel-failure.
elan_einlhander (18:50:56): :(
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:14): But, also looks like hot French jizz, so...
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:19): It's a double-edged sword.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:06): ~burns mouth with hot feeling of burned strudel~ I HATE STRUDEL NOW.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:14): Since that's all it takes.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:20): ~feeling = filling~
elan_einlhander (18:55:42): Hamburger buns are delicious..
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:55): Doug is so hungry.
elan_einlhander (18:56:04): So hungry.
elan_einlhander (19:03:46): <1932hp 2138sp 1475st> class newclass archon 'Thank you, Elan!' Lord Agrippa exclaims. 'I shall now make thee an Archon, as p romised!' You begin glowing with a bright magenta light, and feel previously unknown knowl edge and wisdom entering your form! For thy choice of the Path of Shadow, the Dark Power has granted thee a Mark. You have gained the Mark of shadow! You gain 40 practices! Lord Agrippa exclaims, 'Elan, thou art now an Archon!' A sepulchral voice announces, 'All congratulate Elan, who is now an Archon!' You have gained 17 new skills! Your strength maximum has been increased to 22! Your knowledge maximum has been increased to 22! Your wisdom maximum has been increased to 25! Your agility maximum has been increased to 24! Your vitality maximum has been increased t
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:39): Way to be an Archon, probably still wearing Lasler gear. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:04:48): I am
elan_einlhander (19:10:41): Welp
elan_einlhander (19:10:47): I am now fully maxed in every aspect.
elan_einlhander (19:10:50): Naturally
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:55): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:03): Except in armour.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:11:15): Well, yeha
elan_einlhander (19:11:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:14:45): 'Hold the royal retarded fuck on' Duende says.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:58): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:15:06): That is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:29): That officially makes Duende awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:39): ~is addicted to saying "Obey... Obey... OBEY!!!" now that he's played "Obey the Crab" way too much~
elan_einlhander (19:29:44): phj34r Doug's milkless macaroni.
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:54): Lol. Is it okay?
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:02): Or does it taste like macaroni and ass?
elan_einlhander (19:30:02): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:30:07): Only slightly ass.
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:05): vizzletizzie (7:32:09 PM): Simple psychology, lol. vizzletizzie (7:32:22 PM): ~can't believe- WAIT, not even gonna get into that, because he'll get pissed~
elan_einlhander (19:33:19): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:36): Good times, ALMOST going into a rant about Psychology with someone who doesn't even know Croley, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:42): But then stopping myself.
elan_einlhander (19:34:03): It's not as effective with someone who doesn't know Croley.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:22): Or, as Ericka used to say, "Crowley."
elan_einlhander (19:34:27): Especially if they're a psyche major.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:53): ~thinks he might've told Ericka to go to Hell and die recently... but can't remember~ Boy, that's funny.
elan_einlhander (19:35:08): Wait wait
elan_einlhander (19:35:10): Go to hell AND die.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:11): ~wonders if that was only a dream...~
elan_einlhander (19:35:14): Not the other way around.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:26): Yes, go to Hell... and die. In that order.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:46): As in, go straight to Hell... do not pass go, do not collect $200.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:55): And then, while you're there, go ahead and die.
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:46): I have a bad feeling that I'm going to end up KILLING Ericka, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:40:01): HUNTER
elan_einlhander (19:40:02): AHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:23): ~thinks of Courage the Cowardly Dog~ Strudel. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:09): "Hey, that's my duck! What am I supposed to make for dinner!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:13): "...Strudel."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:50): ~just invented a new prop for his IM exploits~ ~a long, silver gun called "Grammatical Enthusiast."~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:05): GE for short.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:55): 'vizzletizzie (7:52:17 PM): "Whether or not she would leave right then or not." ~shoots self in the face with gun called "Grammatical Enthusiast"~ FunWittleAngel (7:52:38 PM): CALM DOWN FunWittleAngel (7:52:56 PM): It isn't that big of a deal. lol vizzletizzie (7:53:41 PM): It's a joke! ~thinks you must not find suicide funny or something~
elan_einlhander (19:54:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:54): Of course, where does David shoot himself? RIGHT SQUARE in the FACE.
elan_einlhander (19:55:05): SPLAT
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:26): Rofl, that reminds me of computer class.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:41): "God, this is so boring that I could shoot myself RIGHT in the FACE."
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:58): ~says it louder than he thought he did, and everyone in the room either gasps or cracks up~
elan_einlhander (19:56:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:09): Tricia practically died giggling, and the sound of the room gasping at once was hilarious.. and I was like, "Oops, sorry. Thinking aloud." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:38): David's favourite suicide phrases are: "Dice me up and serve me for dinner," "why doesn't someone shoot me right in the face," and "just hang me from the ceiling fan and watch me whirl 'round and 'round."
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:48): ~finds those all hilarious, but obviously others don't~
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:07): Nothing like seeing "dirge / REQUIEM" written out in Pokemon font.
elan_einlhander (20:14:07): You say 'I have [3372/3372hp 3467/3638sp 2827/2857st and -16 align]'
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:31): Lol. And Doug was first class earlier today.
elan_einlhander (20:14:49): Yes, yes he was.
elan_einlhander (20:15:15): A large ebony reindeer shivers in the wind, and gives you a forlorn look. Your mind power lashes out around you, taking the form of blue lightning! The electricity spins and arcs, slamming into the wandering minstrel! The wandering minstrel is electrocuted on the torso with your lightning causing intolerable damage. The wandering minstrel has been slain! Your blood freezes as you hear the wandering minstrel's death cry. You receive 0 archon points. The wandering minstrel collapses lifeless to the ground. The severed head of the wandering minstrel plops on the ground. There's still some loot in the corpse - empty it first. The runaway child stops following the wandering minstrel. The wandering minstrel's formation has been disbanded. The electricity spins and arcs, slamming in
elan_einlhander (20:15:22): ...
elan_einlhander (20:15:24): *blink*
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:52): ...?
elan_einlhander (20:19:28): I have Archon Talk ,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:37): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:33:33): Colwyn stares deeply into your eyes, seemingly unable to move.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:52): ...
elan_einlhander (20:55:34): Lol, we got killed by my renegade hunter.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:46): Renegade.
elan_einlhander (20:56:46): It was energy immune.
elan_einlhander (20:56:48): Which sucks.
elan_einlhander (20:56:59): Because my leech spell is energy, so I can't heal.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:28): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (20:59:08): I'm surprised Jack Nickelson doesn't have a TV series.
elan_einlhander (21:15:56): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:15): RPing. Why?
elan_einlhander (21:16:24): Just bored.
elan_einlhander (21:17:00): The test server is down, and I have nothing much else to do.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:03): u r a loser lol
elan_einlhander (21:17:08): I guess.
elan_einlhander (21:27:26): Wow this is a nice sword.
elan_einlhander (21:27:33): With your current knowledge of 'two-handed sword', the mighty sword of Azathoth will cause 283 points of damage against 0 ar.
elan_einlhander (21:27:39): 75% 2hs.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:58): Cool.
elan_einlhander (21:29:33): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:29:36): Jay and Silent Bob
elan_einlhander (22:42:40): ''Why do idiots have to always form?' Tyben asks. [* ][SAFE]<3047hp 2562sp 3075st> Tyben asks Pantsu if he can join her formation.' 
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:11): Me and Colwyn formed up, and Tyben attacked me.
elan_einlhander (22:45:13): So we killed him
elan_einlhander (22:45:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:16): And he's mad.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:10): This is sadly my only pk tactic.
elan_einlhander (22:48:20): mesmerize, irritation, spam TKE until they die.
elan_einlhander (22:48:23): Colwyn does the rest.
elan_einlhander (22:49:07): Psionics are awesome spies.
elan_einlhander (22:49:15): Sneaking with silent casting.
elan_einlhander (22:49:18): Teleview, mimic.
elan_einlhander (22:49:22): Bar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:34): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:58:50): Well I guess I've changed my verdict on TS.

12-28-04


elan_einlhander (0:12:50): Can't help but wonder if David passed out again or not.
elan_einlhander (12:06:34): God damn, idling again.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:51): ~has no idea why this image just popped into his head, but was thinking about people playing D&D, roleplaying out sex and then rolling for pregnancy~ Shit! You got a natural twenty in Pregnancy! Looks like its gonna be TRIPLETS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:52): Heya, Dooglas.
elan_einlhander (19:05:11): What the fuck happened to you?
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:19): Got beat up.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:38): I was walking down Cedar and a big group of black guys just jumped me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:43): I didn't even fuckin' have anything.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:47): So I was in the hospital.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:50): No, I was asleep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:06:26): How do you just keep passing out like that?
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:47): It's easy. I try and stay awake for as long as possible, and then decide to rest my eyes, and boom.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:52): Hey, check out my avatar. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:07:03): This isn't a very good life-style.
elan_einlhander (19:07:06): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:21): Cactuar with a pimp hat.
elan_einlhander (19:07:28): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:02): There's a new flash out. I took a screenshot from the flash and made that avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:11): It's pretty funny. Pretty stupid, though, at some parts,which is sad.
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:23): But they chose the PERFECT voice for the cactuar. I was amazed.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:52): FunWittleAngel (8:17:25 PM): *Will tell her cousins on you and they'll come after ya and beat you up!* vizzletizzie (8:18:15 PM): ~would kick your cousins asses CROSSWAYS and they'd come back home walking on their HANDS and looking out of the holes of their SHOES!~ *hmph* FunWittleAngel (8:18:33 PM): *Would like to see you TRY!* vizzletizzie (8:19:24 PM): And they wouldn't even know their own names, they'd be so backwards! They'd just walk in and look at you through the holes in their shoes and say, "dubbayootee-eff?" and you'd be like, "excuse me?" and then they'd give you the "David, who's in the bathroom?" look and walk away. vizzletizzie (8:19:38 PM): And they'd likely NEVER RECOVER because the BEATING would have been so SAVAGE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:02): vizzletizzie (8:19:55 PM): They'd be traumatized for life! Do you really wanna be responsible for that?
elan_einlhander (21:11:25): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:37): Chattin' it up. What are YOU doing?
elan_einlhander (21:12:04): Nothing, talking to a girl, wondering if she'll hate me soon.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:17): Betting she will, I'm sure.
elan_einlhander (21:12:23): elan_einlhander: I don't care for the story of your experiences, for nothing could compare to what I can show you.
elan_einlhander (21:12:25): Yeah, probably.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:24): ~would hate you already, just after that message~ Lo-SNEEZE.
elan_einlhander (21:14:06): elan_einlhander: I won't refrain from doing the right thing at the expense of your feelings.
elan_einlhander (21:14:10): Yeah, it's coming.
elan_einlhander (21:15:33): elan_einlhander: And I can't guarantee I won't tear apart the very fabric of your reality.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:44): Yep, it is. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:14): *could potentially kill a person with shock*
elan_einlhander (21:17:54): Okay, nevermind.
elan_einlhander (21:17:56): Turned it around.
elan_einlhander (21:18:01): With my romantic nature.
elan_einlhander (21:18:10): Though she may have just fallen in love with me, which is dangerous.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:25:00): A guy at work has started jotting down my quotes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:59): Dougisms, if you will.
elan_einlhander (21:26:02): If you will.
elan_einlhander (22:22:27): God, Biran made a char on the test server, and he's talking on AT.
elan_einlhander (22:22:29): I wanna kill him so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:43): AT?
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:53): Oh, nvm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:54): Why?
elan_einlhander (22:23:33): Because I hate him.
elan_einlhander (22:23:33): A lot.
elan_einlhander (22:25:08): [ARCHON] Biran: elan stop kissing ass you worthless waste of air and text.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:25:29): I told him to stop complaing, that Duende told us not to.
elan_einlhander (22:26:01): ROFl
elan_einlhander (22:26:03): GET TOLD
elan_einlhander (22:26:26): [ARCHON] Biran: Duende, slay Elan. He's kissing ass, you hate that. Remember? [*][SAFE]<3193hp 3064sp 2850st> [ARCHON] someone: Duende's not even around. [*][SAFE]<3204hp 3060sp 2850st> [ARCHON] Biran: Then who the hell is telling me to shut up? [*][SAFE]<3223hp 3052sp 2850st> Carrera walks through the temple doors. Carrera pants and gasps, trying to catch her breath. [*][SAFE]<3223hp 3052sp 2850st> Carrera leaves west. [*][SAFE]<3223hp 3052sp 2850st> [ARCHON] someone: I am. [*][SAFE]<3223hp 3052sp 2850st> [ARCHON] someone: Now shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:26:57): Seriously, get told.
elan_einlhander (22:26:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:07): Elan = ass-kisser, but Biran = faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:50): VT outta come out of nowhere and smash Biran.
elan_einlhander (22:34:01): With a guitar.
elan_einlhander (22:34:07): Like El Kabong.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:20): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:33): Except that VT would shove a flute up his ass.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:35): And then blow it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:59): You should tell him that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:12): "Shut up before a halfling shoves a flute up your ass and blows it!"
elan_einlhander (22:35:25): I should.
elan_einlhander (22:35:34): He'd be skeptical, but he'd learn quick.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:37): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:50): A halfling zombie, even
elan_einlhander (22:36:20): Straight from the ground, under him.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:43:32): [ARCHON] Duende: so wait a minute [*][SAFE]<3330hp 3254sp 2850st> [ARCHON] Duende: why is pentacle unfair?
elan_einlhander (22:43:34): [ARCHON] Biran: Cause it's a cheap way to negate a drow withces vuln [*][SAFE]<3330hp 3214sp 2850st> [ARCHON] Duende: hmm [*][SAFE]<3330hp 3214sp 2850st> [ARCHON] Duende: so?
elan_einlhander (22:43:46): Nice answer.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:48): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:54): The vulnerabilities are there for a reason.
elan_einlhander (22:46:10): The odd thing has been.
elan_einlhander (22:46:21): There's eq to get rid of all other weakness except holy, so it was weird.
elan_einlhander (22:46:27): But of course now that there is, someone is pissed, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:05): "Yo Dave, has your mother picked you up yet?" - Dad Hernandez
elan_einlhander (23:00:24): ...No way
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:34): Yep. Looked me right in the eyes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:00:45): ...No way.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:01): I didn't say anything. He just kept looking at me... waiting.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:16): I looked at him, waiting to realize how stupid he was... but he didn't. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:25): So, like, seven seconds later I just said, "NO!!!" LOL.
elan_einlhander (23:03:33): You even said lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:35): In all caps.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:37): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:55): And, as mom pointed out later, I missed my chance to say, "Yes, dad. She picked us up and we're halfway to grandma's house."
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:17): he woulda panicked.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:34): And, of course, the classic "where's my keys" skit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:07): That new FF flash is the best thing ever JUST because of Cactuar's voice.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:43): I'd link you, but while some of it is really funny, a lot of it is really dumb.
elan_einlhander (23:18:15): And Doug doesn't care much.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:40): Doug, you just don't know how much you care.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:53): I think you'd be willing to give your life for this flash.
elan_einlhander (23:19:17): ( 8) Vandemaar's Trunk (new)
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:02): Best cactuar voice ever.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:29): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/210339
elan_einlhander (23:32:18): Tzapoatli drifts in from the west. Tzapoatli informs Lord Agrippa he has completed his quest. [*]<3330hp 3171sp 2822st> Tzapoatli licks his lips. [*]<3330hp 3171sp 2822st> Tzapoatli drifts west.
elan_einlhander (23:32:19): Good lord.
elan_einlhander (23:32:24): I haven't seen that thing in months.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:41): That THING.
elan_einlhander (23:32:47): Gross.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:40): Welp
elan_einlhander (23:34:43): I've now seen it all.
elan_einlhander (23:34:56): A 241:241 Archon.
elan_einlhander (23:35:01): True it's fakely made, but still.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:23): [241:241 F Archon Towne ] Scrooge [ nepotism ][GUIDE]
elan_einlhander (23:36:01): Oh lord.
elan_einlhander (23:36:10): he made his description BM from 8-bit theatre.
elan_einlhander (23:36:16): Like perfectly, lol, with the highlighters.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:17): ...Sweet ASS.
elan_einlhander (23:36:21): I wish you could see it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:33): You could always SCREESNSHOT.
elan_einlhander (23:36:46): It doesn't work.
elan_einlhander (23:37:40): That's quite possibly the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:10): ~has no idea why he says "cactwuar"~
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:32): ~wait, yes he does, lol~
elan_einlhander (23:56:11): Lol, got silenced.
elan_einlhander (23:56:18): Instintictively stopped casting.
elan_einlhander (23:56:27): About fifteen rounds in it occured to me I'm a psionic.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:31): Lol.

12-29-04


elan_einlhander (0:12:27): Jay and Silent Bob fighting demons?
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:40): In Dogma? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:52): I dunno, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:55): Dunno what I'm watching.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:04): If it's Comedy Central, it's probably Dogma.
elan_einlhander (0:13:10): It is Comedy Central.
elan_einlhander (0:34:36): "With Shiori around, I can't use my wind tunnel.."
elan_einlhander (0:34:43): "...God damn it, Mikroku."
elan_einlhander (0:34:58): Miroku*
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:26): Man, poor Maldrak.
elan_einlhander (22:00:31): Maldrak being the owner of my clan.
elan_einlhander (22:00:38): Apparently he logged on Christmas Day.
elan_einlhander (22:00:45): And found his clan empty, and robbed of its roots.
elan_einlhander (22:00:55): he logged on just now, and I guess he's talking to the Imms about getting it all back.
elan_einlhander (22:01:10): It's kinda weird, because he's an oooooooooooold-ass char.
elan_einlhander (22:01:16): And I'm basically some newb he's really never met.
elan_einlhander (22:01:19): And I'm all he's got.

12-30-04


elan_einlhander (1:31:24): Better.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:55): Wow, Dooglas-brand offline messages.
elan_einlhander (1:31:59): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:11): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:18): "Wow, poor Maldrak."
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:23): David: "Who's Maldrak?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:30): Doug: "The owner of my clan."
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:49): David asked, too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:28): Poor Maldrak.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:32): "wtf r u"
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:38): "I am... Elan Einlhander."
elan_einlhander (1:33:40): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:40): "...noob."
elan_einlhander (1:33:43): We've like, never met.
elan_einlhander (1:33:51): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:33:53): He logged on
elan_einlhander (1:34:15): [1] clan member heard you say '-==Einlhander==- Woah.'
elan_einlhander (1:34:32): All I said.
elan_einlhander (1:34:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:34): It's funny because I'm just there, and he's pry pissed.
elan_einlhander (1:35:41): "Roots... stolen... KILL"
elan_einlhander (1:35:43): "hiiiiii :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:59): With the newbie voice.
elan_einlhander (1:36:32): Meanwhile, chick from work called me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:14): Why?
elan_einlhander (1:37:18): Because she was tired.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:23): ...Tired.
elan_einlhander (1:37:41): Tired.
elan_einlhander (1:37:42): Driving.
elan_einlhander (1:37:49): And of course, you can tell how smart she is.
elan_einlhander (1:37:54): On the caller ID.
elan_einlhander (1:37:56): It read:
elan_einlhander (1:38:00): Kara Redmon.
elan_einlhander (1:38:02): "Hello?"
elan_einlhander (1:38:08): "Is Doug there?"
elan_einlhander (1:38:12): "Doug is all the lives here, yes"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:38:18): "Do you know who this is?"
elan_einlhander (1:38:20): "..."
elan_einlhander (1:38:29): "I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Kara."
elan_einlhander (1:38:32): "ooo, yup"
elan_einlhander (1:39:22): It somehow occured to her "Man I'm sleepy, I need to stay awake, I should call DOUG ALLEN, BECAUSE WE'RE GREAT BUDDIES."
elan_einlhander (1:39:42): Kara's an idiot, I mean I'd have sex with her, lol, but we're not really buddies or anything.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:45): That's funny. How'd she even get your number?
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:59): Doug just hands her a sheet of paper with his number on it. "Booty call."
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:10): She asked me for it, for whatever reason.
elan_einlhander (1:41:18): In case she was "Gonna do something and wanted me to come"
elan_einlhander (1:41:22): But you know how Doug is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:23): She wants you, and badly. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:25): this goes WITHOUT SAYING.
elan_einlhander (1:41:33): There are girls that simply HUMOUR Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:41:38): None of them have EVER meant it.
elan_einlhander (1:41:39): EVER
elan_einlhander (1:41:41): David knows.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:00): Speaking of which, remember when I told you that I dreamed that I told Ericka to die?
elan_einlhander (1:42:05): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:12): Well, guess what I found in my message archive. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:24): You telling Ericka to die?
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:38): Yep, lol. I cracked my ass up laughing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:47): Because it felt like a dream, but I kinda thought that I mighta done it IRL.
elan_einlhander (1:42:57): So wait wait
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:00): And I forgot that I could just check my archive, and then I went there to get a log from Rusty.
elan_einlhander (1:43:04): You sent her an offline message to die?
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:09): Just saying that.
elan_einlhander (1:43:13): "Die"?
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:18): Quote: "Ericka, die. Lol."
elan_einlhander (1:43:26): ...Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:43:28): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (1:43:29): I really do.
elan_einlhander (1:43:33): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:35): Notice the "lol."
elan_einlhander (1:43:35): HIGHLANDRA
elan_einlhander (1:43:36): IS A FOX
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:42): Highlandra?
elan_einlhander (1:43:46): Highlander's girl.
elan_einlhander (1:43:58): She's a fox, and likes video games, the GOOD ONES.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:58): She is? He musta gotten a new girlfriend then, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:02): He did.
elan_einlhander (1:44:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:26): She came in, I was like "HIGHLANDER"
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:26): Good ol' Highlander.
elan_einlhander (1:45:34): Hence how I always greet him.
elan_einlhander (1:45:41): he was like "heeeeey"
elan_einlhander (1:45:53): I was like "What is that GORGEOUS creature behind you"
elan_einlhander (1:46:01): He's like "Oh that's my girlfriend"
elan_einlhander (1:46:07): Quote Doug: ":O"
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:26): Doug said, "Colon... capital o. What a fox."
elan_einlhander (1:46:41): Highlander's such a G, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:48): Because he didn't stab you.
elan_einlhander (1:46:54): I keep saying, that if Doug were a flamer, he'd be all over that.
elan_einlhander (1:46:56): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:32): Making Doug go, of course "MAYBE I AM GAY"
elan_einlhander (1:47:36): "I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
elan_einlhander (1:48:07): Doug was born gay, he was just sadly CLOUDED by this crazy straight world.
elan_einlhander (1:48:14): He's really a woman, born in a man's body.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:21): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:26): Hence the upcoming operation.
elan_einlhander (1:49:41): To remove his EVIL penis.
elan_einlhander (1:49:45): And get a holy vagina.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:48): That the government will pay for (has paid for in the past).
elan_einlhander (1:49:54): A pussy of purity, if you will.
elan_einlhander (1:49:59): (believes that)
elan_einlhander (1:50:54): I was a ninja, today.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:01): ~believes that~~
elan_einlhander (1:53:54): I wore my new scarf, but I wasn't wearing my coat, just a black long-sleeved shirt and my black slacks.
elan_einlhander (1:54:09): I put the scarf over my mouth and noes, nestled right under my eyes, and the rest of it hung down my back.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:40): And I kept my pissed-off look on, and removed my glasses.
elan_einlhander (1:54:48): People were giving me the dirtiest looks, lol
elan_einlhander (1:55:02): And kids were pointing, and surprisingly enough a lot of them said hi to me.
elan_einlhander (1:55:12): Kids like ninjas.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:06): They do. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:26): RealUltimatePower taught us that.
elan_einlhander (1:59:15): Dude, the new Java thing sucks rocks.
elan_einlhander (1:59:28): It lags my computer to hell just to load the Telnet thing for MM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:56): Yeah, I know. I have no idea why it's so buggy.
elan_einlhander (2:02:13): *wonders if there's a message board for this sort of thing*
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:18): Did you ever watch that Cactuar thing yesterday?
elan_einlhander (2:04:26): No.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:28): Cactuar's voice.
elan_einlhander (2:07:35): Now David 'hears' "I doubt I'll care"
elan_einlhander (2:07:42): But THINKS "Doug cares"
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:52): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:09:26): One of these days I'm actually GONNA hook up those other speakers.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:20): Man I am sick of this Napoleon Dynamite commercial.
elan_einlhander (2:13:24): That song pisses me off.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:56): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (2:14:11): I'll nod you.
elan_einlhander (2:14:14): You son of a bitch
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:20): >:O
elan_einlhander (2:14:28): Oh fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:36): >:<
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:15:10): You might not believe this
elan_einlhander (2:15:12): But I had a dream
elan_einlhander (2:15:31): Where my father was a spinning, fasceted orb, that rolled through my home attempted to destroy us with lasers.
elan_einlhander (2:15:40): Hand to God.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:48): But yet, it was your father.
elan_einlhander (2:15:52): It was.
elan_einlhander (2:15:56): Somehow I knew this.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:16): That's pretty fucked up, Doug. Congratulations.
elan_einlhander (2:16:34): Yeah, I thought so.
elan_einlhander (2:16:40): Yet I still wouldn't call it a nightmare, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:16:45): Because I didn't wake frightened.
elan_einlhander (2:16:49): Just deeply confused.
elan_einlhander (2:16:56): Even though my family and I were killed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:53): Fasceted orb...
elan_einlhander (2:19:00): With a hat of some sort I think.
elan_einlhander (2:19:05): Something was on his... head?
elan_einlhander (2:19:08): His orb.
elan_einlhander (2:19:08): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:19:31): That right there is reason enough for my life to rock.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:45): Orb with a hat, but still rolling.
elan_einlhander (2:20:15): Yes.
elan_einlhander (2:26:10): Lol, me and Maldrak just did something together.
elan_einlhander (2:26:13): How awkward.
elan_einlhander (2:26:27): I think he feels a small need to entertain me, since I'm just mindlessly obedient.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:26:55): "Yes sir, can I get you anything sir? Shall I root sir? What is our next step sir?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:25): That name sounds really familiar.
elan_einlhander (2:27:40): Maybe because it's slightly like Malard.
elan_einlhander (2:27:41): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:48): ...No, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:51): Aw
elan_einlhander (2:31:55): What should I eat.
elan_einlhander (2:32:51): I have Tostitos, but am strangely not in the mood for chips.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:03): ...Bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:07): That's blasphemy.
elan_einlhander (2:33:19): I have two bags of tostitos gold and a full can of refried beans, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:33:24): I couldn't resist the sale.
elan_einlhander (2:33:31): But I have no urge to eat them.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:57): Well, best to have them when you really want them, I suppose.
elan_einlhander (2:36:43): For that night when I wake up in a cold sweat, and only Tostitos will calm my spirit.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:52): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:38:37): My grandpa bought some steak tip things, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:53): I dunno if they're frozen or refrigerated.
elan_einlhander (2:38:58): So actually maybe I better eat those now, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:06): Lol. Maybe.
elan_einlhander (2:41:30): Holy shit, they're six dollars.
elan_einlhander (2:41:33): For a single servijng.
elan_einlhander (2:41:35): serving*
elan_einlhander (2:41:39): Score, Doug's grandfather.
elan_einlhander (2:42:15): Man, tomorrow's gonna suck.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:30): Why?
elan_einlhander (2:42:41): I have the day off.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:45): And that makes it suck, how?
elan_einlhander (2:45:20): Because I have nothing to do, I've been really bored the past week. I'm kinda tired of MM, and have no video games to play, and I'll have NO ONE to talk to.
elan_einlhander (2:45:28): So there's shit to do.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:41): Well, you could always learn to dance.
elan_einlhander (2:47:44): Or I could not be a dumb-fuck and actually try something logical.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:06): Dance, Doug. C'mon.
elan_einlhander (2:59:16): No, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:16): You could always make an ACHAEA character.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:23): You could go for a walk.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:31): You could sleep all damn day.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:26): Achaea is boring, it's snowy out if you didn't notice, and no I will not sleep all day.
elan_einlhander (3:02:39): I'd rather not waste so much time just sleeping.
elan_einlhander (3:02:43): For no good reason.
elan_einlhander (3:02:45): At al.
elan_einlhander (3:02:47): all*

1-1-05


elan_einlhander (0:38:19): David
elan_einlhander (0:38:30): I know your lazy, worthless ass is probably sleeping.
elan_einlhander (0:38:37): But you must picture for me
elan_einlhander (0:38:38): Pickle
elan_einlhander (0:38:39): Pops
elan_einlhander (0:38:52): An ice cube tray, filled with pickle juice, with tooth-picks in each cube...
elan_einlhander (0:38:56): I have to try it..
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:25): Doug, don't do it. You're messing with powers beyond your control.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:38): How were pickle pops on New Years? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:45): They're still in the freezer.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:53): Leave it to Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:55): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:12:09): I'm wondering if pickle juice will even freeze at that temperature.
elan_einlhander (16:12:15): I mean, alcohol doesn't.,
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:17): Sure it will! :D
elan_einlhander (16:12:25): *always spells out 'alchohol' first*
elan_einlhander (16:12:43): I swear to God it should be spelled that way.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:44): Lol. I wonder how both me and you got into the habit of doing that.
elan_einlhander (16:12:46): Just because I said so.
elan_einlhander (16:12:47): Yeah
elan_einlhander (16:12:48): For real
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:13): And of course, the classic riddlemaster in MM.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:20): You say, "Alchohol."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:24): You say, "Stupidity."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:28): You say, "Idiocy."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:32): You say, "Shoe-laces."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:39): You say, "...Obscured... roots."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:46): You say, "GODDAMMIT IT."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:54): So, invite Kenny there, like, two years later.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:10): You say, "This is the riddlemaster. I've never been able to solve his riddle."
elan_einlhander (16:14:13): Kennt
elan_einlhander (16:14:14): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:14:18): Kenny*
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:19): Kenny says, "Alcohol."
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:34): Riddlemaster dances and gives him something, and I was like, "WHAT?!?!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:14:57): Meanwhile, I spent the last four hours talking about Metal Gear Solid with someone.
elan_einlhander (16:15:31): Someone that WASN'T Davids.
elan_einlhander (16:15:33): David*
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:34): I was about to say,"Have you even played it?," but yeah, you have. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:34): God damn
elan_einlhander (16:15:45): I want MGS2, now that I have Koree's PS2
elan_einlhander (16:15:49): I can't find someone with it.
elan_einlhander (16:15:52): And we don't fucking sell it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:58): I have 110 dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:01): I should probably buy it.
elan_einlhander (16:16:06): Yeah, for real.
elan_einlhander (16:16:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:08): ~has been trying to think of a game to buy~
elan_einlhander (16:16:25): Buy me MGS2, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:50): Since I got nothing but clothes for Christmas, lol
elan_einlhander (16:16:52): Not even money.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:59): ~got money, and an ass load~
elan_einlhander (16:17:12): *is such a loser*
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:44): ~concurs~
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:45): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:56): ~has been playing Star Ocean: Till the Ends of Time~
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:00): ~Very good game~
elan_einlhander (16:18:07): Some random chick told me it sucked.
elan_einlhander (16:18:10): But I want it so bad, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:14): Well, kick her in the nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:20): Before I do.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:39): *has been playing .hack*
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:44): It's basically Star Ocean: The Second Story, which I didn't have TOO many problems with... but enhanced.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:50): I watched John play .hack.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:57): It looked boring, but he was, like, in love with it.
elan_einlhander (16:18:58): It's so weird.
elan_einlhander (16:19:06): Playing a SIMULATED online game.
elan_einlhander (16:19:21): The back of the box is hilarious, lol
elan_einlhander (16:19:31): "An MMORPG, without the online connection!"
elan_einlhander (16:19:38): Doug: "Awesome?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:47): Anti-awesome, somehow.
elan_einlhander (16:20:42): Rofl, DBZ Budokai 3.
elan_einlhander (16:20:50): The opening screen is Pan with her puppy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:59): I rememger GT Final Bout.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:01): So hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:03): LASERS
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:05): ROBOTS
elan_einlhander (16:21:08): PUPPY
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:08): EXPLOSIONS
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:10): ...PUPPY?
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:21:32): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:55): The concept of the "horror" game appauls me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:22:09): No matter how much DBZ games suck, Doug still loves playing them for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:23): BUT...
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:28): They do have crazy good graphics.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:30): And good sound bytes.
elan_einlhander (16:22:40): Definitely
elan_einlhander (16:22:50): Even with high-pitch Japanese voices.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:04): I remember seeing the commercials for the new PS2 games and going, "DAMN those graphics are sharp."
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:18): John: "wtf r u talkign abot theyr gay"
elan_einlhander (16:23:19): Oh shit, I can fly in this game.
elan_einlhander (16:23:20): NICE
elan_einlhander (16:23:29): That pissed me off SO bad in DBZ Budokai.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:43): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:23:50): Mmm, such smooth graphics.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:52): Flying is cool in Final Bout, but pretty... jagged.
elan_einlhander (16:23:55): Yet so cell-shaded.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:29): They're making a live-action DBZ movie.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:24:56): It had to happen someday.
elan_einlhander (16:25:04): *still feels The Rock should be Cell*
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:12): Definately.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:20): And ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:21): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:23): ~has a great idea~
elan_einlhander (16:25:24): Mmm, you can level up in this game.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:35): Dude, Ashton Kucher or whatever should play Goku.
elan_einlhander (16:25:39): Enhance stats.
elan_einlhander (16:25:40): ....LOL
elan_einlhander (16:25:43): No David.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:48): And Keanu Reeves should play Tien.
elan_einlhander (16:25:56): Haha.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:07): "As a matter of fact, it isn't!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:16): And Danny Devito should play Krillan.
elan_einlhander (16:26:58): Lewis Black should be Vegita.
elan_einlhander (16:27:01): Vegeta&
elan_einlhander (16:27:03): ..
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:05): Yep. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:27:07): He could be that angry.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:28:03): Wow, the beams look fucking sweet in this game.
elan_einlhander (16:28:08): They're actually BEAMS
elan_einlhander (16:28:11): Not just flashes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:21): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:23): Gimme.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:36): Who-all is in Budokai 3?
elan_einlhander (16:28:53): 40 characters.
elan_einlhander (16:29:03): From DBZ, the movies, and DBGT
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:08): ...Nice. What part of the plot does it emcomp- Wow.
elan_einlhander (16:29:40): Whatever the fuck it wants I guess, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:58): ~just laughed out loud about that... no idea why~
elan_einlhander (16:30:49): There's a world map...
elan_einlhander (16:30:51): *flying around in it*
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:56): ...Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (16:30:58): *looking for fights*
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:03): ~might buy that game~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:03): I found Radditz, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:11): Radditz, just chillin'.
elan_einlhander (16:31:12): There's no scenes, which is weird.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:18): ...No SCENES?!
elan_einlhander (16:31:20): They talk, but it's like a picture of them.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:27): Weird.
elan_einlhander (16:33:14): I get so much enjoyment out of a point-blank Kamehameha wave.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:33:29): "In... yo.... FACE BITCH"
elan_einlhander (16:33:54): Vegito's good for that, lol
elan_einlhander (16:33:57): "KAMEHA!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:04): Doug would rename the Kamehameha the "injofeisubichu."
elan_einlhander (16:34:14): "W-what, you skipped some syllables!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:26): Lol. Vegito:
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:34): "Kame-FUCK IT! *BLAM!!!*"
elan_einlhander (16:34:35): Wow, they're just ripping through the plot as fast as they can.
elan_einlhander (16:37:43): OH
elan_einlhander (16:37:44): MY
elan_einlhander (16:37:45): GOD
elan_einlhander (16:37:48): I LOVE THIS GAME
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:54): What happened? O.o
elan_einlhander (16:38:06): DAVID
elan_einlhander (16:38:07): Auahfoiahfiahs'pashd
elan_einlhander (16:38:11): Hang on
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:00): :O
elan_einlhander (16:44:50): Sorry, had to go take a SHIT after that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:45:18): Some INSANE overdrive thing.
elan_einlhander (16:45:37): It was like two minutes long, a sequence of me kicking the shit of Knappa.
elan_einlhander (16:45:41): Teleporting after him and shit.
elan_einlhander (16:45:47): I didn't even know what I was doing.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:13): And now I foolishly invited my brother over for the night.
elan_einlhander (16:46:19): And I sadly don't have a second PS2 controller..
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:30): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (16:47:05): I doubt Koree will bring me one, even if he DOES have a second.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:42): I'm trying to convice my little brother to convince Kim to pick up Metal Gear Solid 2 from Game Stop.
elan_einlhander (16:47:44): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:56): :D
elan_einlhander (16:49:37): Dude
elan_einlhander (16:49:42): Kaio Ken looks fucking sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:45): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:49:58): OH YES
elan_einlhander (16:50:06): I started up a Kamhameha wave.
elan_einlhander (16:50:18): but then Vegeta went "GALLIIIIICK-"
elan_einlhander (16:50:21): I was like "UH OH"
elan_einlhander (16:50:22): And BLAM
elan_einlhander (16:50:30): We're both blowing away, sailing through mountains.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:54): ...Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:51:43): Good lord he is Galick-happy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:51:49): This game rocks, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:53): ~buys it, then~
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:02): Any idea how much it costs?
elan_einlhander (16:52:08): *completely sipped Budokai 2*
elan_einlhander (16:52:14): It's fifty bucks, since it like JUST came out.
elan_einlhander (16:52:16): skipped*
elan_einlhander (16:52:30): Leveling system, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:38): Sweet. ~should buy that, and two older games~
elan_einlhander (16:52:52): Or Metal Gear Solid 3...
elan_einlhander (16:52:53): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:32): Lol. I dunno; I'd have to see if I like Metal Geat Solid 2, first.
elan_einlhander (16:53:55): Well, hopefully I'll get it.
elan_einlhander (16:54:06): And if it roxxorz you should buy that instead, and I can lend you Budokai.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:24): Guess that makes sense.
elan_einlhander (16:54:32): Rofl, Namek's world map.
elan_einlhander (16:54:41): I barely explored Earth.
elan_einlhander (16:54:49): I should stop going to the right destination and just explore.
elan_einlhander (16:56:27): Oh god, got my ass handed to me by Recoome.
elan_einlhander (16:56:34): Or however the hell you spell that guy's name.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:39): Got that Recoome boom.
elan_einlhander (16:58:24): Damn it I lost again
elan_einlhander (17:00:18): NO
elan_einlhander (17:00:25): He had no health ,god damn it
elan_einlhander (17:00:27): I assumed I won
elan_einlhander (17:00:32): Then he teleports behind me..
elan_einlhander (17:00:36): And kicks me in the back of my head
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:43): Darn.
elan_einlhander (17:02:00): Booyah.
elan_einlhander (17:02:11): That was sweet though, our beams kept colliding and blowing us away.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:23): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (17:02:54): Goku is now level 6.
elan_einlhander (17:02:55): So eat my shit.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:17): Your level 6 shit.
elan_einlhander (17:08:28): David, they have the beam battles from Final Bout.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:41): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (17:15:37): LOLOL
elan_einlhander (17:15:44): Dude, I'm cracking up irl.
elan_einlhander (17:15:46): Because
elan_einlhander (17:15:57): Frieze and I both completely depleted our energy, and worked up enough for one beam.
elan_einlhander (17:16:00): No health
elan_einlhander (17:16:05): We both fired, and a beam battle started
elan_einlhander (17:16:09): so I start SCREAMING
elan_einlhander (17:16:14): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SLAMMING BUTTONS AND ROTATING*
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:16:27): Honest to god screaming.
elan_einlhander (17:16:38): Winner take all beam battle.
elan_einlhander (17:16:43): And David's like God Doug, stfu.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:23): stfud
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:40): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (17:19:41): Doug gets his own acronym.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:52): BRITTNEY SPEARS SUICIDE VIDEO?
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:56): Oh, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:59): Nevermind, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:59): W-wjat
elan_einlhander (17:20:00): what*
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:10): Apparently, she made a music video that she commits suicide in.
elan_einlhander (17:20:13): if she can't have Doug, her life-
elan_einlhander (17:20:14): ...
elan_einlhander (17:20:16): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:37): I thought that they were talking about, like, a video on the internet of her trying to commit suicide. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:12): Lol, fighting Cell already.
elan_einlhander (17:22:17): JETTING through the plot.
elan_einlhander (17:24:19): Oh my most heavenly lord.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:21): ?
elan_einlhander (17:24:25): Cell's fifty-hit combo...
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:37): ...Ow.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:26:15): This is quite possibly the funnest game in the world.
elan_einlhander (17:26:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:26:18): So intense.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:18): kewl
elan_einlhander (17:27:37): Lol, Goku: "I think the Earth will be safer without me."
elan_einlhander (17:27:41): "..N-no dude."
elan_einlhander (17:27:45): "Yo got that backwards"
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:19): HUH?!
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:30): What kinda TRICKS are you gonna do?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:29:29): This game would be top draw if they had scenes.
elan_einlhander (17:29:31): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (17:29:36): I can get past the plot-jetting.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:33:53): Woah...
elan_einlhander (17:33:59): We are some glowy-ass Saiyans.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:23): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:25): Glowing is good.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:03): The funny thing about DBZ is that people always make fun of it for being over-the-top.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:12): But, really, it STARTED that craze. It's the original.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:07): I mean, sure, it's exaggerated... but it's the original glowy, explosive, laser-beamy, screamy anime show.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:23): It glows. It explodes. It's a laser-light show. It has past-the-speed-of-light fighting.
vencabot_teppoo (17:37:32): It has planets being destroyed.
elan_einlhander (17:37:36): And that's why we love it.
elan_einlhander (17:37:41): Even though we hate it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:13): Until we get tired of it, and start to hate it, lol. But when I was little and first discovered DBZ, and I think I say this for a lot of kids of our generation, I was like, "omfg this show is sweet" Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:23): I used to get SO hyped watching DBZ.
vencabot_teppoo (17:38:30): Kicking my legs and everything, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:38:47): It's hard not to.
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:07): I remember when Vegeta shot his Gallick Gun at the Earth, trying to destroy it, but Goku stood up, all torn up and shit and just GRABBED the beam and held it back, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:39:17): And I was like, "AAAAAAH MY GOOOOOOD YESS OH GOD!!!!!!" Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:39:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:03): And I remember loving The World's Strongest so much.
elan_einlhander (17:40:33): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (17:40:37): I'm super sayian 3...
elan_einlhander (17:40:40): Can't HANDLE that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:41): Sweet ass.
vencabot_teppoo (17:40:56): And of course, the classic Final Bout mentality.
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:02): "You unlocked SSJ GOKU!"
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:14): "...U-unlocked?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:18): "Yeah, he's a character."
elan_einlhander (17:41:22): MY HAIR IS SO LONG AND POINTY
elan_einlhander (17:41:23): LOL
elan_einlhander (17:41:24): HAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:30): ...ROFL AHEAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:39): ~cracks up IRL~
elan_einlhander (17:41:44): It doesn't reach my feet.
elan_einlhander (17:41:45): it sticks OUT
vencabot_teppoo (17:41:53): Who are you playing as?
elan_einlhander (17:42:05): Super Saiyan 3 Goku.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:13): Can you fuckin' play as Gogeta in that game? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:22): Has Gogeta even been in DBGT yet? Is he EVER going to be?
elan_einlhander (17:42:27): He's in the opening Cinematic.
elan_einlhander (17:42:34): I think he's in the Broly movie or something.
elan_einlhander (17:42:37): He's in GT.
elan_einlhander (17:42:44): SSJ4 Gogeta..
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:49): Sweet. No one EVER talked about Gogeta.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:53): Everyone talks about Vegiot.
elan_einlhander (17:43:14): OH
elan_einlhander (17:43:14): MY
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:14): And I was starting to wonder if Gogeta was just a figment of my imagination, lol, except that I have both the Vegito and Gogeta action figures.
elan_einlhander (17:43:15): GoD
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:19): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (17:43:24): I was rushing toward Buu
elan_einlhander (17:43:32): And he smashes my head into the ground and starts glowing
elan_einlhander (17:43:37): He rips lose this ENERGY
elan_einlhander (17:43:42): Blows off like a fourth of the planet.
elan_einlhander (17:43:51): And now I'm fighting him in a destroyed chunk of the Earth.
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:59): ...Frickin' awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:05): ~wants that game so bad now, you bitch~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:44:14): Highlander was right.
elan_einlhander (17:44:16): Dude, come over Monday
elan_einlhander (17:44:21): Bring a controller, we'll fuck this up.
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:46): ROF;
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:46): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:46): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:47): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:56): I'm on the official DBZ webpage.
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:08): This is a quote from The "Making of DBZ" section:
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:37): "The incredible storyline and the depth of the characters within Dragon Ball GT contribute to a strong residual stance in the retail market."
vencabot_teppoo (17:47:53): Because what I like most about DBZ.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:02): Is the depth of the characters, and the incredible storyline.
elan_einlhander (17:49:43): DBZ is like completely unbelievable if you tell someone about it
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:56): Who has never seen it.
elan_einlhander (17:50:12): Right
elan_einlhander (17:50:19): They'll be like THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
elan_einlhander (17:50:22): HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT
elan_einlhander (17:50:43): Show them Goku and Vegeta's first fight, or Vegito fighting Majin Buu.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:50): "Dude... LASER BEAMS."
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:43): Nothing like getting the Super Saiyan PUNCHED out of you.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:50): Yep.
elan_einlhander (17:53:05): I told my brother to buy a controller.
elan_einlhander (17:53:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:40): Oh yeah, I've been meaning to tell you something.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:47): Have you ever seen any Clint Eastwood movies?
elan_einlhander (17:54:55): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:54:58): I'm pretty sure.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:31): Dude, they're as good as anime, lol. Like, you can SO see where Trigun came from, lol. Watch "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" if you ever get the chance. I'm thinking of getting it on DVD, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:55:52): Doug: "SHOOT HIM, SHOOOOOOOOOT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!'
elan_einlhander (17:55:59): Someone's gonna call the cops, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:35): GIANT METAL RILDO. Can you play as giant metal rildo?
elan_einlhander (17:56:42): I dunno yet
elan_einlhander (17:56:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:56:51): All I've been is Goku, going through his plot.
elan_einlhander (17:57:00): You pick a character at the beginning and pan through all the fights they're in
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:08): I remember the IMMATURITY of m laughing so hard when I saw that episode, which was one of few episodes I've ever seen.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:19): David: "GIANT METAL RILDO?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:18): ~remembers his early DBZ RPs...~
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:33): ~fusing Goku and Trunks~
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:44): ~Gogeta and Trunks, even~ ~to create "Gotrunks."~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:00:18): I wonder if Vegito will be constuted as "Goku"
elan_einlhander (18:00:24): I so wanna fight Majin Buu as Vegito now.
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:03:47): Lol, biggest screw-up in DBZ history.
elan_einlhander (18:03:58): Goku: "Gohan, catch this fusion earing!" *tosses*
elan_einlhander (18:04:11): Gohan "OOPS *fumbles, drops, gets absorbed by Majin Buu.*"
vencabot_teppoo (18:04:20): Leave it to Gohan.
elan_einlhander (18:04:38): Gohan was the pimp-shizzy when he fought Majin Buu though.
elan_einlhander (18:04:50): Didn't even go Super Saiyan.
vencabot_teppoo (18:04:52): Gohan is cool sometimes. I think I like Gohan, loll.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:00): I remember REALLY hating Gohan.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:09): But something turned and I think he's okay now, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:05:53): Please let me be Vegito
elan_einlhander (18:05:58): PLEASE LET ME BE VEGITO
elan_einlhander (18:07:01): YES
elan_einlhander (18:07:02): HAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (18:07:29): GET YOUR SHIT TORN UP MAJIN BUU
elan_einlhander (18:07:35): Dude
elan_einlhander (18:07:43): Vegito's energy naturally replenishes itself.
elan_einlhander (18:07:44): His KI.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:51): He is a God, as always.
elan_einlhander (18:08:38): It's hard to lose as Vegito, lol
elan_einlhander (18:08:40): As always
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:55): It takes more effort to lose with Vegito than to win with Vegito.
elan_einlhander (18:09:05): Who does Doug insist on screaming for EVERY beam battle.
elan_einlhander (18:10:16): I'm gonna lose my voice at this rate, lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:55): ~decides to surprise everyone and put on a DBZ background~
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:34): ~puts up his SSJ TRUNKS BACKGROUND!!! :D~
elan_einlhander (18:13:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:14:38): I got the Spirit Bomb.
elan_einlhander (18:14:46): Somewhat funny that I got it for the fight with Kid Buu.
elan_einlhander (18:14:51): And not much much sooner.
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:15:22): Vegito is one of Goku's moves...
elan_einlhander (18:15:33): Interesting
elan_einlhander (18:15:33): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:42): ...Very. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:25): Dad: "It's just amazing how much hip-hop is in the black community these days."
elan_einlhander (18:19:59): Yes, isn't it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:20:21): Dad: "It's like, all black music is hip-hop."
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:58): Dad Hernandez.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:01): That should be his name.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:07): Speaking of John, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:24:52): Welp
elan_einlhander (18:24:58): Kid Buu is the cheapest character in the world now.
elan_einlhander (18:25:12): He starts with seven gauges of ki
elan_einlhander (18:25:16): whereas I start with three
elan_einlhander (18:25:22): He charges about four times faster than I do, too.
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:38): Awesine.
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:45): A mix between "awesome" and "sine," of course.
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:49): Which is very awesome in itself.
elan_einlhander (18:26:20): God, what a death move.
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:32): Doug: "No, David. Cheap... not 'awesine.'"
elan_einlhander (18:26:48): Buu throws this huge red ball of energy toward me, and I catch it, then he fires a kamehameha wave THROUGH that ball, at me.,
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:03): Goku: "HA!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:27:06): *splat*
elan_einlhander (18:29:02): Booyah faggot.
elan_einlhander (18:29:07): That's the fourth battle I've won via beam-battle.
vencabot_teppoo (18:29:16): Cool.
elan_einlhander (18:30:30): And FYI, Kim's a total bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:37): This just in, of course.
elan_einlhander (18:30:49): She was gonna bring Dave during half-time.
elan_einlhander (18:31:01): But now started bitching at him about how she never gets to spend time with our mom.
elan_einlhander (18:31:08): And is gonn await until the Rose Bowl is over to bring him.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:14): Wow.
elan_einlhander (18:31:16): I'm confused on how that's any more time with her.
elan_einlhander (18:31:18): But whatever.
elan_einlhander (18:31:29): Dave sounded real sad.
elan_einlhander (18:31:31): So I wanna punch her.
elan_einlhander (18:31:42): He wanted me to come over last night, apparently.
elan_einlhander (18:31:54): But I thought he was asking 'cause my mom told him too
elan_einlhander (18:32:00): But she calls me today saying he wanted me over.
elan_einlhander (18:32:03): So I'm like aw damn it.
elan_einlhander (18:32:09): Sooooooo I invited him over here.
elan_einlhander (18:38:30): 2005 really is David's best year ever.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:38): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:39:17): Guess I'll play through as Krillin now.
elan_einlhander (18:39:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:39:22): How exciting.
elan_einlhander (18:39:27): Since Doug loves Krillin and all.
elan_einlhander (18:39:38): I mean who doesn't.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:42): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:39:58): Girls swoon for him, guys wish they WERE him.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:20): Yep. He's everything a guy wants to be.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:24): Short. Bald. Weak.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:40:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:40:40): Well-put, David.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:52): Thank you, thank you.
elan_einlhander (18:41:58): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:42:08): Chichi: "Where's Goku?? *pissed voice*"
elan_einlhander (18:42:12): Krillin: "He's dead"
elan_einlhander (18:42:14): "Oh"
elan_einlhander (18:42:25): That's what ~I~ woulda said.
elan_einlhander (18:42:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:42:28): "Oh"
vencabot_teppoo (18:42:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:43:33): HE'S SO SHORT
elan_einlhander (18:43:34): AHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:51): Poor Krillan.
elan_einlhander (18:45:03): He doesn't fight anything, lol, I just keep flying around.
elan_einlhander (18:45:13): Oh, okay, I'm fighting Nappa.
elan_einlhander (18:45:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:45:34): I go up to his knee.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:35): Lol. Flying around, collecting items, playing mini-games, breeding chocobos. Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:45:45): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:52): No fighting. Just chocobos.
elan_einlhander (18:46:19): ROFL
elan_einlhander (18:46:28): My punches line up almost EXACTLY with his testicles.
elan_einlhander (18:49:00): We're already on Namek, and I've fought one real person thus far.
elan_einlhander (18:49:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:49:04): Krillin's plot pwns.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:17): Or, if you're Japanese, KURIRIN! :O
elan_einlhander (18:49:28): Of course.
elan_einlhander (18:49:30): If I were.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:46): :O!!!
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:53): KURIRIN! :O!!!!
elan_einlhander (18:50:46): Guru, trying to awaken Krillin's sleeping powers
elan_einlhander (18:50:52): "....nothing seems to be happening..."
elan_einlhander (18:51:01): Krillin: ":D"
elan_einlhander (18:51:06): "...nope, nothing."
elan_einlhander (18:51:16): Krillin: ":("
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:28): GODFATHER GAME COMING OUT?!
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:32): :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (18:52:36): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:39): It'll prolly suck though, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:51): ~can't imagine what you'd do in a Godfather game~
elan_einlhander (18:54:18): Fit people for cement shoes.
elan_einlhander (18:54:52): Rofl, every fit I "win" with Krillin, he loses in the next sequence.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:05:18): Stupid stupid CN commercial girl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:29): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:34): Me and John say that constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:41): Whenever she opens her stupid, stupid mouth.
elan_einlhander (19:05:41): Some show was ending, and she's talking about "Like Duel Masters? Well we've got brand new episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh!"
elan_einlhander (19:05:55): Doug: "....DUEL MASTERS IS NOT YU-GI-OH YOU STUPID STUPID BITCH"
elan_einlhander (19:06:02): "WAY TO NOT KNOW YOUR OWN FUCKING NETWORK'S SHOWS"
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:50): Lol. Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:56): What a stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (19:07:07): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:13): The jokes that she does at the ends of cartoons are SO un-funny that it makes me wretch.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:20): It just leaves me going, "....What?"
elan_einlhander (19:07:22): Seriously, I'm like Wait what?
elan_einlhander (19:07:23): Yeah
elan_einlhander (19:07:23): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:14:11): ...wow
elan_einlhander (19:14:19): What a short, short plot.
elan_einlhander (19:14:29): Frieza killed me, game's over, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:14:39): "And in the future, he'll find his beautiful wife and daughter."
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:52): Find his daughter.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:56): "Oh, there you are."
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:15:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:15:08): Who to play as now
elan_einlhander (19:15:11): I'm thinking YAMCHA
elan_einlhander (19:15:18): Yamcha does even LESS than Krillin I think.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:15:31): Since he doesn't go to Namek.
elan_einlhander (19:16:27): Rofl, check out my mullet.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:18:21): Yamcha's SUCH a loser they had to give me a level-up right off the bat instead of me fighting for it like the other two.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:25): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:32): "If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)." -Jack Handey
elan_einlhander (19:26:32): This is hilarious really
elan_einlhander (19:26:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:26:40): I fought ONE Sybaman.
elan_einlhander (19:26:44): And now I'm in the Cell Saga.
elan_einlhander (19:26:48): Because Yamcha did NOTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:39:12): I'm sorry but nothing is comparing to Goku thus far.
elan_einlhander (19:39:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:02): I wish I knew how to do that warp thing
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:05): ?
elan_einlhander (19:53:06): Where you teleport behind them.
elan_einlhander (19:53:21): I just did it four times in a row on accident.
elan_einlhander (19:53:32): Like, four times in the same set of moves.
elan_einlhander (19:53:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:49): Okay there's apparently meteo battles too.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:02): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (19:57:44): I swear they've taken every kind of DBZ fighting system and crammed it into this game.
elan_einlhander (19:57:52): And then the more flashy aspects of the series.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:05): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (19:58:40): David is so SICK of hearing about this game.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:05): >:O
elan_einlhander (20:00:38): Yeah ,that
elan_einlhander (20:00:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:17): FunWittleAngel (8:00:10 PM): Colwyn? How do you pronounce that? vizzletizzie (8:00:17 PM): Kowen. FunWittleAngel (8:00:22 PM): Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:01:54): Kowin, would be more accurate.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:04): Fuck you, Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:14): No no no, e'fuck YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:29): Talking about people I know.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:39): "vizzletizzie (8:02:53 PM): I guess Kenny is just a paradox."
elan_einlhander (20:03:53): Kenny is funny
elan_einlhander (20:03:56): he doesn't have to DO anything
elan_einlhander (20:03:58): He's just funny.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:10): That's what I told her, and she asked me why.
elan_einlhander (20:04:11): If he ever comes up in a conversation, it's hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:16): Why, Doug?
elan_einlhander (20:04:48): Because he's Kenny, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:56): Lol. Kenny.
elan_einlhander (20:04:58): Do I need a better reason?
elan_einlhander (20:04:59): SEE
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:00): Kenny. I remember when his name came up on the Chatalot list.
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:29): "Kenny."
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:07:51): Hmmm, who to play as now.
elan_einlhander (20:07:55): I guess Piccolo.
elan_einlhander (20:07:59): He should have a decent run.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:04): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:08:39): Lol, what was it we used to joke about.
elan_einlhander (20:08:43): About Gohan always freezing up
elan_einlhander (20:08:51): "GOHAN, BLAST HIM"
elan_einlhander (20:08:53): "Uhhhhhhhhh"
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:02): "GOHAN, YOU PRICK!!! SHOOT HIM!!!" *piccolo voice*
elan_einlhander (20:09:12): "I CAN'T"
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:57): Lol. "Uhp, that's it! Now you've done it! You've awakened the sleeping power in my balls!" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:05): Freiza: "Tell him, Goku's kid...!"
elan_einlhander (20:10:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:36): Frieza's voice in that one is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:52): Did you watch Harry Potter/DBZ 2 and 3? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:17): Probably not.
elan_einlhander (20:11:20): No, don't link me.
elan_einlhander (20:11:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:28): I know you thought it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:33): I really didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:35): :D
elan_einlhander (20:11:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:12:53): Special beam cannon.
elan_einlhander (20:12:58): I've always liked that move.
elan_einlhander (20:13:03): It has a dumb name, really.
elan_einlhander (20:13:07): But I like it for some reason.
elan_einlhander (20:20:14): Wow, what a cool move.
elan_einlhander (20:20:31): Piccolo has an easy-to-execute move where he like stretches his arm and slams the enemy over the head with it.
elan_einlhander (20:20:41): And it makes them fall to the ground, basically interrupting them.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:15): Cool.
elan_einlhander (20:34:28): Oh no
elan_einlhander (20:34:29): No way
elan_einlhander (20:34:33): It's the Wonder Twins..
elan_einlhander (20:34:37): On Justice League.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:43): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:44): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:34:49): All grown up
elan_einlhander (20:35:00): Or some sort of cheap knock-off.
elan_einlhander (20:38:13): Brother and sister, one changes shape, and one turns into animals.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:30): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:39:25): BIZZARO
elan_einlhander (20:39:25): LOL
elan_einlhander (20:39:27): YAY
elan_einlhander (20:39:30): I am so watching this
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:40:00): Oh, and they've got-
elan_einlhander (20:40:01): Haha
elan_einlhander (20:40:02): I'll stop
elan_einlhander (20:47:10): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:47:17): Dip Shit: DDDDOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGG!
elan_einlhander (20:47:31): elan_einlhander: Hey Dip Shit
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:33): ROFL. What?!
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:40): Oh yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:47): I remember when I did that with John.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:47:59): You did this
elan_einlhander (20:47:59): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:31): Oh yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:36): It was on your computer.
elan_einlhander (20:49:13): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:55:05): LOL
elan_einlhander (20:55:10): Best Batman quote EVER.
elan_einlhander (20:55:34): People levelling guns at this guy the Justice League are looking to protect.
elan_einlhander (20:55:39): Batman steps in the way, says no
elan_einlhander (20:55:49): SuperMan and AquaMan step in the way.
elan_einlhander (20:55:54): "Mine are bigger than yours."
elan_einlhander (20:55:56): And he GRINNED
elan_einlhander (20:55:58): I cracked up.
elan_einlhander (20:56:03): JUST because it's Batman.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:08): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:37): Koree has no desktop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:04): ...What?
elan_einlhander (21:24:15): His desktop, bar, and icons, all gone.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:31): ...But what about DOS?
elan_einlhander (21:25:30): I dunno if Koree can handle DOS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:51): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:59): Koree just messaged me, but then the message window vanished.
elan_einlhander (21:27:07): I told him to.
elan_einlhander (21:27:10): But wait, it vanished?
elan_einlhander (21:27:16): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:34): It said, "Ganmun-whatever has sent you a message," and then before I could click "accept message," it was gone, because it came up while I was typing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:41): And what I was typing must've somehow cancelled it.
elan_einlhander (21:28:38): I'll tell him to resend.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:15): I hate humanity.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:22): ~spits EVERYWHERE~
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:17): Dad, in the other room, singing REALLY fast: "Oooh black betty, had a chiild Ooooh black betty, had a child Oooh black betty, ooh black betty-ooh black betty-betty."
elan_einlhander (22:58:28): Oops.
elan_einlhander (22:58:32): It didn't page me.

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elan_einlhander (0:00:02): Way to idle.
elan_einlhander (1:57:17): How's 'dem retards?
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:25): Not so retarted anymore.
elan_einlhander (1:57:32): Well, who was so retarded?
elan_einlhander (1:57:39): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:03): John and dad, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:18): They were rearanging stuff in the living room and neither could even hear the other.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:28): So they were just yelling at eachother and literally tripping over shit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:37): And pissing me off, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:43): He is your father's son, afterall.
elan_einlhander (1:58:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:38): Ugh, must work tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (1:59:39): I should be in vbed.
elan_einlhander (1:59:42): ...
elan_einlhander (1:59:43): bed*
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:15): Then go to bed, fool.
elan_einlhander (2:00:30): I am
elan_einlhander (2:00:31): Fag.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:36): >:O
elan_einlhander (2:00:40): That's right, I called you a FAG.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:44): >:OOO
elan_einlhander (2:00:55): Which is a derogatory term for a GAY person.
elan_einlhander (2:01:01): You FLAMING FAGGOT.
elan_einlhander (2:01:08): An even MORE derrogatory term.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:37): You cut me deep, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:44): Rofl.;
elan_einlhander (2:01:47): Like a four-inch blade.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:47): "What smells like blue?"
elan_einlhander (2:01:51): Which I found out was illegal.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:57): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:06): *never knew there was inch-legality issues*
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:19): ~if 10 inch penises were against the law, would be in trouble~
elan_einlhander (2:02:28): ~wouldn't be~
elan_einlhander (2:02:36): ~only if two inch penises were~
elan_einlhander (2:02:37): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:51): Doug is proud of his minute penis.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:02:54): It's what makes him a real man.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:59): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:05): Like Krillan, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:03:05): A real, sturdy, hard man.
elan_einlhander (2:03:08): Like Kirllin.
elan_einlhander (2:03:12): Krillin*
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:13): I bet Krillan has a ten inch penis.
elan_einlhander (2:03:18): Which David insists on spelling Krillan.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:20): Hence why a babe like 18 would fall for him.
elan_einlhander (2:03:22): For whatever reason.
elan_einlhander (2:03:37): In any case.
elan_einlhander (2:03:50): This heavy-penis toting individual needs to get to bed and put that bad boy to work.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:06): Lol. Peace.
elan_einlhander (2:04:06): *quite possibly one of his bext exiting quotes*
elan_einlhander (2:04:07): ...
elan_einlhander (2:04:08): best*
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:12): Bext, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:14): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:19): Awesine, even.
elan_einlhander (2:04:29): Awesine to the maxine.
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:04): Heya, Doug.
elan_einlhander (17:48:49): Hello.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:17): bich come over here and say helo 2 me shit
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:50:01): My casserole destroyed the septic system.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:14): Wow.
elan_einlhander (17:50:21): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:52:44): Hey, it's Launch.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:52): ...Wha?
elan_einlhander (17:52:58): From Dragonball.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:00): Ah.
elan_einlhander (17:53:01): She's the skill seller.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:02): Naked?
elan_einlhander (17:53:05): yes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:06): Oh... Cool.
elan_einlhander (17:54:24): I'd like to salt her pepper.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:35): ...Yes, Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:54:47): *just randomly came up with that*
elan_einlhander (17:54:48): *genius*
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:01): Of course.
elan_einlhander (18:00:37): Lol, thanks to thick cell-shading, Goku's hair is 24 karot solid gold.
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:47): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (18:03:22): Ring out is gay.
elan_einlhander (18:03:24): Period.
elan_einlhander (18:05:46): I went SSJ3 just now, fighting Krillin.
elan_einlhander (18:05:51): I think I should win by default.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:52): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:02): Yeah. He should just cry and run away, tripping over himself.
elan_einlhander (18:06:13): I wish you could see us, staring at each other.
elan_einlhander (18:06:24): Me, this six-foot glowing golden monolith with spiky hair.
elan_einlhander (18:06:29): And him, this small, bald man with no nose.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:18): Lol. No nose whatsoever.
elan_einlhander (18:12:24): Goku: "AHHHHH, MY EYEBROWS!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:19:48): Hm, now the dishwasher is spilling water all over the floor.
elan_einlhander (18:19:54): I love how everything goes wrong at the same time. :D
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:56): Gotta love it.
elan_einlhander (18:25:19): Gonna have to use the bathroom for my sinkly needs.
elan_einlhander (18:48:28): Frieze just got a perfect on me...
elan_einlhander (18:48:32): Frieza*
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:49:05): I-I got this.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:14): "Tell him, Goku."
elan_einlhander (18:50:38): I unlocked Goku's father.
elan_einlhander (18:50:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:44): ...WHAT?
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:50:52): Bardok, Goku's father.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:58): They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for characters.
elan_einlhander (18:51:03): No shit, lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:11): "You unlocked: Bulma's first boyfriend!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:15): "...What?"
elan_einlhander (18:56:07): I am doing shockingly well as Krillin.
elan_einlhander (18:56:13): I'm like dancing circles around everyone.
vencabot_teppoo (18:56:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:56:26): Doug's character-of-choice suddenly becomes Krillin.
elan_einlhander (18:56:29): OH
elan_einlhander (18:56:31): Trunks
elan_einlhander (18:56:33): Can use his sword.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:03): Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (19:12:27): Well that was pretty cool.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:41): What was pretty cool, el Dougo Mucho?
elan_einlhander (19:12:52): Well, I went SSJ3, and slammed Recoome into the ground.
elan_einlhander (19:12:55): And flew up high
elan_einlhander (19:12:59): And activated Spirit Bomb
elan_einlhander (19:12:59): But
elan_einlhander (19:13:11): About halfway through creating it, Goku goes "Can't keep the spirit bomb going!"
elan_einlhander (19:13:19): And starts glowing, kind of absorbing the bombs.
elan_einlhander (19:13:21): bomb*
elan_einlhander (19:13:27): And turns into a raging gold dragon.
elan_einlhander (19:13:32): And slammed through Recoome.
elan_einlhander (19:13:42): It turned into Super Dragon Fist.
vencabot_teppoo (19:14:17): ...Weird.
elan_einlhander (19:14:32): But awesome.
elan_einlhander (19:16:24): I want SSJ4 Goku so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:45): SSJ IV Goku = bad ass.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:51): So bad ass that I use roman numerals, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:16:55): SSJ4 Gogeta too.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:02): Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (19:17:02): Which I'll pry need SSJ4 Vegeta for.
elan_einlhander (19:17:07): Damn, so far off.
elan_einlhander (19:27:19): Oh, I doubt you were planning on it, but nevermind about tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:21): ~wasn't~ ~forgot all about it, lol~ Why?
elan_einlhander (19:28:45): Going somewhere.
elan_einlhander (19:28:48): *knew you did*
elan_einlhander (19:29:04): If there's anything you can't depend on David for
elan_einlhander (19:29:06): It's anything
vencabot_teppoo (19:29:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:33:07): Like most Japanese actors, Puffy Ami Yumi make me sick.
elan_einlhander (19:33:11): Acting so god damned stupid.
elan_einlhander (19:33:19): Because they're ON TV !@ :DDDDDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:25): AMERICAN TV!!!
elan_einlhander (19:33:25): Doug is not amused.
elan_einlhander (19:33:34): AMERICAN TV IS THE FUNNEREST!@ :DDD
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:59): You know what's a great Japanese show?
elan_einlhander (19:34:07): MXC?
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:12): Yes. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:34:21): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (19:35:10): Joker45756: man i just got screwed in poker Vencabot Teppoo: That sucks. Joker45756: i gotta go eat a really big cookie Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Okay. Joker45756 signed off at 6:05:54 PM
elan_einlhander (19:35:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:35:50): Harry.
elan_einlhander (19:35:52): Not unlike Kenny.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:07): I cracked up when he said about the cookie, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:36:43): There was no secret joke to it either.
elan_einlhander (19:36:48): He's pry eating that cookie right now.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:09): Harry, describing the meaning of his screen name:
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:28): "well I was like 10 and I was like I need to get an aol name"
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:42): "so I was like what would be a cool name, well I kinda like the joker"
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:59): "so I put in joker but it was already taken, but they gave me other options with a bunch of numbers"
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:12): "this one came up first and i chose it because it kinda has a rythm to it"
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:51:03): SPIRIT SWORD
elan_einlhander (19:51:04): YES
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:12): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (19:51:53): Do you remember when you saw that episode of DBZ with Vegito fighting Buu, and he like shot a stiff beam of energy through him, but it like HELD him? Like a sword?
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:13): ~nods~ Oh yeah, he has that move in Final Bout.
elan_einlhander (19:52:23): Guess what I just did to finish Super Buu off. :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:36): SPIRIT BOMB? :DDD
elan_einlhander (19:52:45): ..Yes, Spirit Bomb.
elan_einlhander (19:52:54): Not a Spirit Sword.
elan_einlhander (19:56:45): Holy
elan_einlhander (19:56:46): Shit
elan_einlhander (19:56:58): I just ran into Broly.
elan_einlhander (19:57:02): he's like twice my height, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:02): Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (19:57:10): I never realized Broly was so fucking big, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:27): I'm about as big as one of his arms.
elan_einlhander (19:58:13): Wow, I just got schooled.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:31): By Broly.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:32): He don't play.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:08): Seriously, he keeps warping behind me and busting my shit.
elan_einlhander (20:00:24): My poor shit.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:07): *still hasn't seen the Broly movie, knows nothing about this guy*
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:18): ~read the script~Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:30): Do tell
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:47): Goku pissed Broly off when he was a baby.
elan_einlhander (20:01:51): Oh, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:54): Stole his pacifier or something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:58): So he swore revenge.
elan_einlhander (20:02:08): Now he's like a mindless killing machine
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:15): Broly was the Saiyan that destroyed the planet Vegeta.
elan_einlhander (20:02:30): Wait, but I thought Frieza blew planet Vegeta up?
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:15): Well, I'm pretty sure it was Broly. He turned into a super saiyan giant golden monkey and destroyed it.
elan_einlhander (20:03:22): Hm
elan_einlhander (20:03:25): How'd he survive? o_O
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:35): Super saiyans = breathe in space.
elan_einlhander (20:03:46): N-no
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:48): I dunno if they even go into the details of how he ate or whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:04:35): Well I just Super Dragon Fist'd his ass.
elan_einlhander (20:04:39): So I dare him to get back up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:47): Shoved your super dragon fist up his mangina.
elan_einlhander (20:04:49): Oh, well shit
elan_einlhander (20:04:56): Guess who got back up, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:09): Broly is a badass.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:12): Gotenks defeats him.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:14): I believe.
elan_einlhander (20:05:22): Gogeta*
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:28): Really?
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:29): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:05:30): Yeah, he did, I at least know that much.
elan_einlhander (20:05:48): i've seen scenes of Gogeta fighting Broly.
elan_einlhander (20:05:54): In fact it's in the opening of this game, lol
elan_einlhander (20:05:58): And it's totally bad-ass.
elan_einlhander (20:06:21): His hair is... green
elan_einlhander (20:06:22): Jesus
elan_einlhander (20:06:28): This kid don't play.
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:42): Heehee.
elan_einlhander (20:06:46): Mmm, I unlocked him.
elan_einlhander (20:06:52): ....that sounded very sexual.
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:08): No, not to me at all.
elan_einlhander (20:07:58): Rofl
elan_einlhander (20:08:00): Haha
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:08:09): I'm being challenged by Goten and Trunks.
elan_einlhander (20:08:12): To a fusion battle.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:25): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:08:31): And now I have Gogeta.
elan_einlhander (20:08:33): Pwnd
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:42): GOGETA.
elan_einlhander (20:08:43): Wait, no I didnt
elan_einlhander (20:08:43): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:46): Ye- Fuck you.
elan_einlhander (20:08:47): I got tricked.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:09:39): Wait, I may have spoke to soon.
elan_einlhander (20:09:44): Get ready to piss your pants, David.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:57): Okay?
elan_einlhander (20:10:31): I am now Gogeta.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:52): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:56): awsome
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:10:59): SSJ Gogeta, even.,
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:11): Fighting puny Gotenks.
elan_einlhander (20:11:20): Lol, how awkward.
elan_einlhander (20:11:24): Fighting my fused... sons?
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:32): I guess, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:33): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:40): Is Gotenks the son of Gogeta? Heehee.
elan_einlhander (20:11:42): Lol, Gotenks is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (20:11:45): His voice.
elan_einlhander (20:11:52): They simulated that perfectly.
elan_einlhander (20:12:04): OH SHIT
elan_einlhander (20:12:09): That little faggot went SSJ3
elan_einlhander (20:12:14): I sadly can't
elan_einlhander (20:12:15): Uh oh
elan_einlhander (20:12:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:12:44): GET THIS THING OFF ME
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:13:26): GOTCHA PUNK
elan_einlhander (20:13:38): He came rushing at me, I blocked his arm to the side and teleported behind him.
elan_einlhander (20:13:43): He's floored.
elan_einlhander (20:14:04): H-he tripped me.
elan_einlhander (20:14:07): Right out of the ring
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:20): Lol. Watch your step.
elan_einlhander (20:15:08): Gogeta has infinite Ki
elan_einlhander (20:15:12): And apparently so does Gotenks.
elan_einlhander (20:15:32): Lol, that was awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:15:39): It ended with a beam power struggle.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:29): Infinite ki.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:43): Maybe it was a special thing, or something
elan_einlhander (20:16:47): Otherwise.. lol
elan_einlhander (20:17:15): Shit, that ended the game.
elan_einlhander (20:17:19): I have to play through AGAIn
elan_einlhander (20:17:21): AGAIN*
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:30): Lol. AgAiN.
elan_einlhander (20:17:34): aGaIn
elan_einlhander (20:18:08): I'm scared to walk back out into the kitchen.
elan_einlhander (20:18:13): Who knows what it'll be like now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:53): Maybe it'll be frozen over.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:56): Like Tom and Jerry.
elan_einlhander (20:18:58): And on fire
elan_einlhander (20:20:25): I might eventually buy Budokai 2, simply for the scene value.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:20:39): Because Doug does crazy shit like that.
elan_einlhander (20:20:49): All the time.
elan_einlhander (20:21:30): Lol, one of Vegeta's costumes should be his pink shirt.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:38): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:40): Vencabot Teppoo: ~can't believe he likes that Natalie Ambruglia song so much...~ ~is such a flamer~ FunWittleAngel: I haven't heard it. FunWittleAngel: OH! FunWittleAngel: Yeah! Vencabot Teppoo: ^_^ FunWittleAngel: I LOVE that song! FunWittleAngel: I just didn't know it was by her. Vencabot Teppoo: It's OKAY for a girl to like that song. Vencabot Teppoo: But, sadly, it makes me a flaming homosexual. FunWittleAngel: lol FunWittleAngel: Yeah.. Vencabot Teppoo: I guess I'll just have to deal with that, and adjust my sexual preferences accordingly.
elan_einlhander (20:21:43): And his opening line should be "Is that okay?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:22:15): David is very open minded, and quick to adjust and adapt to new situations.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:22): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:54): Next time I see him, he'll be in tight, black leather pants, and a glittery, SKIN TIGHT, and very short sleeved purple shirt.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:23:44): *is glad he doesn't know what song yoiu're talking about*
elan_einlhander (20:23:45): you're*
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:10): I'm all outta faith, this is how I feel! I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor...
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:23): Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn!
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:29): You're a little late... I'm already torn!
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:31): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:24:40): Yeah, you're a fag.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:25:05): Don't worry David, girls are into the whole gay thing now.
elan_einlhander (20:25:08): Not that you'll care.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:20): lol awsome
elan_einlhander (20:25:38): They're also into the Harry thing.
elan_einlhander (20:25:45): ...which is actually no joke, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:25:56): Girls dig Harry Turney.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:01): Girls = love Harry Turney
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:04): Lol. Beat me to it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:57): FunWittleAngel: *Doesn't think you're a fag.* Vencabot Teppoo: Aw, that's sweet. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:07): ROfl.
elan_einlhander (20:27:09): RoFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:21): Good times.
elan_einlhander (20:27:27): Indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:43): Vencabot Teppoo: ~thinks you have very serious joke issues~ FunWittleAngel: *Does, kinda..* Vencabot Teppoo: ~was insinuating that he was GAY because he liked that song, and joked that, since liking that song made him gay, he'd have to start liking guys~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~it was supposed to be ironic~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:59): FunWittleAngel: Uh huh/ FunWittleAngel: . Vencabot Teppoo: Doug got it, lol. Vencabot Teppoo: Vencabot_Teppoo: FunWittleAngel: *Doesn't think you're a fag.* Vencabot Teppoo: Aw, that's sweet. Lol. elan_einlhander: ROfl. elan_einlhander: RoFL Vencabot_Teppoo: Good times. elan_einlhander: Indeed. FunWittleAngel: Yeah, I understood.. I just dodn't think it was too funny. FunWittleAngel: didn't*
elan_einlhander (20:30:03): Hit her with a belt.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:10): Vencabot Teppoo: Well, that's because you aren't as cool as Doug. FunWittleAngel: If ya say so. Vencabot Teppoo: ~hmphs~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~goes to marry Doug, then~ FunWittleAngel: *Laughs.* FunWittleAngel: Now that's funny.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:23): Hit her with a belt? Been there, done that. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:26): Oh god
elan_einlhander (20:30:28): *Laughs.*
elan_einlhander (20:30:33): Seriously, hit her again.
elan_einlhander (20:30:40): Go for the eyes this time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:13): ~pasting everything from this conversation into that window, and everything from that conversation into this window~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:23): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:37): FunWittleAngel: Hit me in the eyes with a belt? FunWittleAngel: *Doesn't think that makes much sense..* Vencabot Teppoo: Sure it does.
elan_einlhander (20:33:20): Sure it does, you take off your belt, fold it in half, and snap it at her eye.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:53): ~laughing out loud~
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:55): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:02): I just remembered a flash that I wanted to show you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:21): A flash that made me drool all over myself.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:44): http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pacman/default.php
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:27): I've never laughed so hard at a flash.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:08): "I'M GONNA BEAT PACMAN!!!" Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:38:32): David, that was hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:06): I started watching it mid-swallow, and since I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, I ended up spitting EVERYWHERE, having to put my hand under my chin to catch all the spit.
elan_einlhander (20:39:15): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:26): I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier than that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:38): "I'M GONNA GET A POWERUP AND EAT EVERY! LAST! ONE OF YOU!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:50): "MMMM, THAT WAS A GOOD BANANA!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:59): WINKY, BINKY, WHATEVER YOUR GOD DAMN NAMES ARE
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:06): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:41:02): I JUST ATE A BANANA I DON'T FEEL LIKE A PRETZEL!
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:11): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:31): I'M ON LEVEL 865 AND I'M CONVINCED THAT THERE'S AN ENDING TO THIS GOD DAMNED GAME
elan_einlhander (20:43:46): One of man-kind's oldest questions.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:53): Is there an end to Pacman?
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:02): When do you beat Pacman and see the credits?
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:12): I don't know, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:18): Doug is a game guru, and he doesn't know.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:40): That's one challenge I refuse to take up.
elan_einlhander (20:44:42): Beating Pacman
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:54): Lol. Doug's too smart for that.
elan_einlhander (20:45:02): I'm no fool, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:27): http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/starwarcraft/default.php
elan_einlhander (20:49:00): Rofl
elan_einlhander (20:49:03): Orcs are hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:46): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:03): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918
elan_einlhander (21:17:23): SUPER SPIRIT BOMB!
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:29): ...Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:17:31): K
elan_einlhander (21:17:32): O
elan_einlhander (21:17:48): that was sweet, I love the creators of this game.
elan_einlhander (21:17:52): I know you didn't see them kill Buu, but
elan_einlhander (21:17:54): Let me paint it
elan_einlhander (21:18:10): Goku had to use a Spirit Bomb, as you know
elan_einlhander (21:18:23): And he launched it at Buu, but it wasn't enough, so Vegeta wished his power back, yadda yadda yadda
elan_einlhander (21:18:33): And he went Super Saiyan and drove the bomb straight through him
elan_einlhander (21:18:34): Welllllllllllll
elan_einlhander (21:18:41): I used Spirit Bomb as my finisher for Kid Buu.
elan_einlhander (21:18:53): And it went into this crazy cinematic, and it becaome a "Super Spirit Bomb"
elan_einlhander (21:19:05): Goku went Super Saiyan, saluted Buu, and the battle ended with this big-ass explosion.
elan_einlhander (21:19:16): i was screaming "SUPER SPIRIT BOOOOOOOOOMB!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:21): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:20:10): David would scream with this game.
elan_einlhander (21:20:18): Just like me, because we're both crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:34): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:39): ~still wants to buy it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:44): ~just from your talking about it~
elan_einlhander (21:20:49): I'll give it to you when I'm done, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:56): Maybe I can convice John to give me Star Ocean :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:02): Maybe, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:07): Since the faggot DID break my FFX game.
elan_einlhander (21:21:11): Though he'll never admit it.
elan_einlhander (21:25:34): Mmm,I got SSJ4 Goku.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:13): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:27:43): Uub is so terribly scrawny.
elan_einlhander (21:27:47): I can see his ribs, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:51): Uub is gay.
elan_einlhander (21:27:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:58): His name, for crying out loud.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:00): Uub.
elan_einlhander (21:28:44): OH MY GOD
elan_einlhander (21:28:55): SSJ4 Goku's aura isn't golden, it's flaming red.
elan_einlhander (21:28:58): I am literally on fire.
elan_einlhander (21:29:09): It's like yellow AND red, making it look just like fire.
elan_einlhander (21:29:14): I'm gonna rape this kid.
elan_einlhander (21:29:21): HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
elan_einlhander (21:29:22): s'ADJjuh'P9FPHDA'Fh'psah
elan_einlhander (21:29:23): p[dsahhf'
elan_einlhander (21:29:30): 10X KAMEHAMEHA WAVE
elan_einlhander (21:29:34): RED, TWO HANDS
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:00): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:31:11): I wonder what kind of finisher he'd do.
elan_einlhander (21:31:12): Jesus
elan_einlhander (21:32:16): I can't even believe that, lol, both of his hands just started glowing red, and then fired a super-heated death beam basically.
elan_einlhander (21:32:24): Needless to say, Doug needs some new underwear now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:40): Define complicit for me.
elan_einlhander (21:36:15): Huh, you can play Broly for story mode, I wonder what it's like
elan_einlhander (21:36:26): I might have to check that out soon, after I play through as SSJ4 Goku, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:31): I dare someone to get in my way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:53): Complicit... No idea.
elan_einlhander (21:37:00): I'll look it up then.
elan_einlhander (21:37:33): Ah
elan_einlhander (21:37:41): Associated with or participating in a questionable act or a crime; having complicity: 
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:05): Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:38:08): Vocabulary level up.
elan_einlhander (21:38:13): *doo pee do*
elan_einlhander (21:48:23): Not unlike in Final Bout, all I'm doing is leveling up one trait.
elan_einlhander (21:48:41): My 10X Kamehameha wave takes out an entire bar of health.
elan_einlhander (22:20:11): And now you're idle.
elan_einlhander (22:20:14): man that gets old fast.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:17): Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:37:23): Peace?
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:30): PEACE.
elan_einlhander (22:37:34): Whatever.

1-3-05


elan_einlhander (1:39:18): Welp, failure number 11 million.
elan_einlhander (1:39:21): Why can'
elan_einlhander (1:39:23): can't*
elan_einlhander (1:39:29): I keep my god damned mouth shut.
elan_einlhander (1:39:52): Another person whom I cared deeply for, turning their back on me in disgust, when I try to help them...
elan_einlhander (1:40:08): God, I honestly feel like I'm gonna throw up, there's this huge lump in my throat and everything.
elan_einlhander (3:20:45): Wait....
elan_einlhander (3:20:48): Wait, I'm gonna be okay.
elan_einlhander (3:21:32): I'm going to keep carrying my burden.
elan_einlhander (3:21:50): Kodora : And, so, killing Hitler right before he started his campaign against the jews would be wrong? elan_einlhander: Yes. Kodora : Even though that would have prevented millions of deaths? Kodora : Millions of peoples happiness? elan_einlhander: You act as though that was the only way to prevent it. Kodora : I said RIGHT before he started his campaign. elan_einlhander: That doesn't make sense, you could tie him to a CHAIR and get the same results, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:21:52): Genius.

1-4-05


vencabot_teppoo (22:12:55): Heya, Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:13:08): Hey, jackass.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:13): :D
elan_einlhander (22:13:42): You just had to buy DBZ, didn't you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:51): Yep. Blame yourself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:53): Or God.
elan_einlhander (22:14:01): Bah.,
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:07): What was your "plan"?
elan_einlhander (22:14:24): For you to get something I don't have, 'cause while this game is REALLY sweet, it's also short.
elan_einlhander (22:14:33): And fifty bucks is a lot for a short game.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:06): True, but I also have no appreciation for money, as I am a jobless bum. I also bought Metal Gear Solid 3, Snake Eater, and BoF: Dragon Quarter.
elan_einlhander (22:15:18): Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:12): Disappointed with Metal Gear, since I hear the entire game takes place in the jungle, and with the graphics so far, that won't be fun (there are only so many shades of green and brown, and everything seems hard to see). I only played Dragon Quarter for a few minutes, too; it seems kinda weird. Meanwhile, DBZ is INSANELY awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:16:31): DBZ is ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:42): I mean, I've played the other Budakai games.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:43): What happened?
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:53): They hired Tekken people or something, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:05): The fighting in this game is fun... and kinda complex. Deep. Awesome. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:27): And insane.
elan_einlhander (22:17:32): Don't forget insane.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:33): And insane.
elan_einlhander (22:17:37): I scream.
elan_einlhander (22:17:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:45): And the skill system is cool. And the leveling up is awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:17:56): I knew you'd like the leveling up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:08): So much, too.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:20): So much leveling.
elan_einlhander (22:18:32): You can be like Doug, and max out nothing but your ability.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:38): Ability?!
elan_einlhander (22:18:42): And have a Kamehameha wave that takes away entire bars of health.
elan_einlhander (22:18:46): Arts, my bad
elan_einlhander (22:18:49): I think its arts
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:52): Oh, I was about to say. Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:55): Ability is for "items."
elan_einlhander (22:18:58): Yeah
elan_einlhander (22:18:59): Fuck that
elan_einlhander (22:18:59): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:03): I've never used an item.
elan_einlhander (22:19:11): Arts, attack, health, and I guess ki are the important ones.
elan_einlhander (22:19:19): I have SSJ4 Goku, with maxed out arts.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:26): Holy crap, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:29): About three 10X Kamehameha waves and the battle is done.
elan_einlhander (22:19:30): For everyone.
elan_einlhander (22:19:45): I know David will flip his lid when he goes SSJ4.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:08): ~already did~
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:11): The game gets ridiculously difficult, though.
elan_einlhander (22:20:14): Lol, well there you go
elan_einlhander (22:20:17): His aura
elan_einlhander (22:20:19): I flipped
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:20): I didn't in the plot, though.
elan_einlhander (22:20:22): You remember me flipping
elan_einlhander (22:20:23): Oh
elan_einlhander (22:20:24): Wait
elan_einlhander (22:20:25): What?
elan_einlhander (22:20:26): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:32): I got Breakthrough for Goku.
elan_einlhander (22:20:34): I thought you got it IN the plot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:36): Then played him in tournament.
elan_einlhander (22:20:58): I got SSJ4 playing my second or third time through Goku's plot.
elan_einlhander (22:21:08): Found it before fighting Majin Buu.
elan_einlhander (22:21:11): "found"
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:17): ~loves Breakthrough, lol~
elan_einlhander (22:21:32): What is Breakthrough?
elan_einlhander (22:21:38): *doesn't know the fighting terms at all*
elan_einlhander (22:21:42): *just knows dragon rush*
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:06): Breakthrough is an ability that all characters can use. It takes 7 (all) slots, and gives that character every ability they can have.
elan_einlhander (22:22:17): Oh, well wtf.
elan_einlhander (22:22:20): Do you buy it?
elan_einlhander (22:22:26): I haven't "bought" much
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:28): You get it by getting the Dragonballs.
elan_einlhander (22:22:31): Ohhhh
elan_einlhander (22:22:34): Makes sense.
elan_einlhander (22:22:48): You need to play through to Omega Shenron
elan_einlhander (22:22:50): That battle was insane.
elan_einlhander (22:23:00): SSJ4 Gogeta, 100X Big Bang Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (22:23:02): Their finisher move.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:04): I played all of the Gohans first, then John played Yamcha, then today I played Goku, and now John is playing Piccolo.
elan_einlhander (22:23:14): Yamcha, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:29): I can't stand the finisher moves.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:35): Because I can NEVER do them when I need to do them.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:41): They're so fuckin' slow and the range is so short.
elan_einlhander (22:23:42): It's hard to get them off right.
elan_einlhander (22:23:50): I like Vegeta's
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:55): I do them all the time against the random encounter-type enemies.
elan_einlhander (22:24:01): 'Cause he like lunges forward and kicks.
elan_einlhander (22:24:13): Initiating the move
elan_einlhander (22:24:27): And he's a pimp with it, lol "Welcome to Super Vegeta's BIG BANG ATTACK!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:29): That's cool. All of the Gohans such at it, lol. So does Yamcha, and so does Goku... and those are the characters that I have experience with.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:24:33): "WELCOME TO OBLIVION"
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:37): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:45): When the Ultimate Death attacks DO go off...
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:47): They are godly.
elan_einlhander (22:24:55): Even if they defend.
elan_einlhander (22:24:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:58): And the arena gets decimated.
elan_einlhander (22:25:07): I remember when I first got hit by one.
elan_einlhander (22:25:18): Majin Buu, he blew up like a fiftth of the earth, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:22): And we fought on the shattered remains.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:39): Me and John were kicking and screaming yesterday, playing this game, at how awesome it is. My first experience was Cooler's (I think) Super Nova.
elan_einlhander (22:25:50): Keep in mind, though, that you actually get a second shot with the ultimate move.
elan_einlhander (22:26:03): If you miss, hit L2 again and you can try it again with your remaining KI.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:18): Even if you don't have enough ki to do it again?
elan_einlhander (22:26:19): Since I usually DO miss on the first try, but I end up like behind them, so I quickly hit it again and they get in the way.
elan_einlhander (22:26:20): Yup
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:23): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:26:25): It takes 5 guages of ki
elan_einlhander (22:26:29): So you're left with like 1
elan_einlhander (22:26:36): But strangely enough I can fire again
elan_einlhander (22:26:44): Maybe it's only some characters
elan_einlhander (22:26:51): Since all I use really are Goku and Vegeta, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:01): *can't stand being less than at least a Super Saiyan 2*
elan_einlhander (22:27:34): Dude the game gets so hard if you increase the difficulty.
elan_einlhander (22:27:40): 'Cause enemies teleport CONSTANTLY
elan_einlhander (22:27:43): It drives me fucking nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:43): I can only imagine.
elan_einlhander (22:27:51): I'll hit them with a four punch combo, right
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:53): Because I played the tournament mode on EASY mode, as Teen Gohan.
elan_einlhander (22:27:56): And go for the finisher beam.
elan_einlhander (22:28:00): They're STUNNED
elan_einlhander (22:28:00): BUT
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:04): And Yamcha handed my ASS to me, HARD. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:28:07): THey can still teleport behind me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:14): Yeah, I love that.
elan_einlhander (22:28:20): It's insane if you do it too.
elan_einlhander (22:28:24): Like three times
elan_einlhander (22:28:27): SHING SHING SHING SHING SMACk
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:31): ~has been practicing his dodging~ Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:57): The teleport behind ME, I teleport behind THEM, they teleport behind ME, I teleport behind THEM, they teleport behind ME, I'm outta KI, I get kicked in the back of the head.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:07): That's a good way to trick a computer who's gone into hyper mode, is make 
elan_einlhander (22:29:10): make 'em teleport*
elan_einlhander (22:29:25): Fire a beam in plain site at them, they'll warp behind you, warp behind them, LET them hit you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:30): I usually side-step like crazy if I can't go into Hyper Mode too, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:35): And they're out of ki, so end up going into exhaustion.
elan_einlhander (22:29:45): And then I shoot a point blank beam, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:57): Didn't you say that you could fly GT-style in this game?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:04): Because I can't figure out how.
elan_einlhander (22:30:16): No no
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:19): It says on the back of the box, "Fly at any time," but I can't figure it out. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:30:23): I was confused by the world map.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:28): Ah, I see.
elan_einlhander (22:30:29): Because that's how I started
elan_einlhander (22:30:35): so I was like "HOLY SHIT I CAN FLY"
elan_einlhander (22:30:44): That is the ONLY thing missing from the fighting in this game.
elan_einlhander (22:30:46): Free-flying.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:55): The only.
elan_einlhander (22:31:02): Though, if we could, this game might be TOO good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:11): Hearts would stop.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:16): Also, scenes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:24): Note I said fighting
elan_einlhander (22:31:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:31:32): I think I realize why they cut scenes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:37): It's so sad, because this game is SO good, but the scenes in the other games were so much better.
elan_einlhander (22:31:42): I'm not sure if they game could hold it all, there are a LOT of characters.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:48): Maybe.
elan_einlhander (22:31:54): That's what a guy at work was saying.
elan_einlhander (22:32:04): And not to mention it would make the other two games totally obsolete, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:14): *can't imagine any good reason to play the other games except to watch it*
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:22): It already kinda does. If they made another one with Dragon Ball characters, game over, man.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:29): I mean, the other games kinda went in order, right?
elan_einlhander (22:32:33): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:34): But this game spans all of DBZ and GT.
elan_einlhander (22:32:37): Budokai was up to Cell
elan_einlhander (22:32:41): Budokai 2 was Majin Buu
elan_einlhander (22:32:50): This game just picks all the best people, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:59): I even got Kid Goku, with his power pole.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:00): This game has too many characters, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:01): *loves power pole*
elan_einlhander (22:33:19): And he doesn't fly forward when you double-tap forward
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:21): Too many characters, because me and John have been playing for HOOUUUURS... and I still don't have Trunks. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:33:23): He like scuttle-runs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:26): Aww, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:33:30): You get Trunks from Vegeta's plot.
elan_einlhander (22:33:34): Just beat it
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:41): Sweet, because it just got unlocked when I beat Goku's plot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:45): And I was gonna do it next.
elan_einlhander (22:34:08): Vegeta is actually pretty good.
elan_einlhander (22:34:25): ESPECIALLY since he can go SSJ4.
elan_einlhander (22:34:34): He looks so weird, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:34:43): Leather pants, big blue gloves, hair going UP and down his back
elan_einlhander (22:34:57): He keeps his normal hair, but then MORE hair grows down the back of his head.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:14): SSJ III Goku is a pimp.
elan_einlhander (22:35:19): OH I LOVE HIS HAR
elan_einlhander (22:35:21): HAIR*
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:23): :Looks WAY better.
elan_einlhander (22:35:27): 'Cause it doesn't hang
elan_einlhander (22:35:30): It like JUTS out.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:41): I wa slike, "You know, you'd think I'd be embarassed by my big hair."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:47): "...but it's kinda bad-assed." Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:51): And golden
elan_einlhander (22:35:52): So golden
elan_einlhander (22:35:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:35:59): When the camera zooms in, when you win a fight.
elan_einlhander (22:36:08): "I have really shiny hair"
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:15): But yeah, me and John can NOT say it enough. We say it like, once every ten minutes, that this game is really amazing. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:36:42): I'll bet your kicking your legs and going "OHHH NO NONO"
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:48): Me and John fighting yesterday... so awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:00): Gohan vs Yamcha, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:01): I kick my brother's asses so badly.
elan_einlhander (22:37:19): Dan is like "FRIEZA IS SOOOOO COOL"
elan_einlhander (22:37:27): I kill him without losing a bar of health.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:40): I was beating the shit out of John for, like, the first two minutes of the fight, but he brought it BACK on his LAST bar of health, HALF gone already, and in the end, we settled it with a beam battle, which I pwnzorr3d.
elan_einlhander (22:37:43): I wanna use Trunks, but I need to get his SSJ2 or something for him to be formidable.
elan_einlhander (22:37:56): Beam battles are sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:59): Does he not have a story-mode?
elan_einlhander (22:37:59): You're like "OHHHHHHH"
elan_einlhander (22:38:04): No, he doesn't
elan_einlhander (22:38:05): Oddly enough.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:06): That sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:12): That means no Breakthrough, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:18): It makes no sense that YAMCHA gets a story mode.
elan_einlhander (22:38:21): But not Trunks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:29): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:49): Back. Anyway, for some reason, me and John are obsessed with saying "GeT in ThE BATTLE ZoNE! (duh, di-duh duh!) DUEL MASTERS! (duh, di-DUH duh!) DUEL MASTERS!" while we fight, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:04): ...That's special.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:57): And, I fell in love with Gohan's plot somehow, and he's still my favourite character... and the end of Adult Gohan's plot reminded me of what an insane pimp Gohan is when he fights Super Buu after having his powers awakened.
elan_einlhander (22:51:30): Now I must hunt Dragonballs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:31): And what a pain it is, lol. What I do is point my character laterally and then displace his angle of depression by, like, 1 degree... and then just fly as fast as I can straight forward. That way, I cover every INCH of the map... I repeat this after every cinematic.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:51): It takes fuckin' forever, of course.
elan_einlhander (22:52:59): Lol, I remember when I first accidetntally did that super flight thing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:08): Flew across the map in about two seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:19): Wheeeeeeeeee!!! :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (22:53:38): There's all kinds of weird things around the map, lol
elan_einlhander (22:53:46): My first time I through I just went straight to my locations.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:49): Are the different Frieza forms different characters, or does he get to transform? Yeah, it's kinda a pain, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:03): I explored everything, since I had your experiences to guide me, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:54:22): He transforms through all of his forms.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:26): Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (22:54:27): Supposedly there's an item to make him mecha.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:39): ~wants to play as Frieza then, lol~
elan_einlhander (22:54:43): That form of when he came to Earth and Trunks chopped him up.
elan_einlhander (22:54:59): I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO USE TRUNKS' SWORD GOD DAMN IT.
elan_einlhander (22:55:02): My brother knows how.
elan_einlhander (22:55:25): And he of course gains great pleasure in knowing something that I do not in a video game.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:56): Piccolo vs Stretch Armstrong. Who would win?
elan_einlhander (22:55:58): Woot, found the radar.
elan_einlhander (22:56:00): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:56:06): I love his stretchy-arm attacks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:59): Cell shading was made for DBZ fighting games.
elan_einlhander (22:57:08): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:19): This game's graphics and sound-bytes pwn all.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:55): And, of course, my Mirai Trunks brackground that I put up on the day that you told me about the game, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:16): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:31): Reminding me so much that I designed VT's appearance off of Trunks so bad.
elan_einlhander (23:00:06): Two balls down.
elan_einlhander (23:00:35): *simply refuses to laugh at that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:52): ~didn't laugh until you said that~
elan_einlhander (23:00:55): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:25): I was like, "laugh at what? :D"
elan_einlhander (23:02:01): This game makes me really love Goku, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:09): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:15): The question that me and John brought up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:22): HOW did Goku have a son?
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:26): Can you imagine Goku having sex?
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:40): I thinkI know how.
elan_einlhander (23:02:50): He'd have to get himself hard, then lay FLAT on the ground.
elan_einlhander (23:03:01): And she'd have to just sit on it, then go up and down, doing ALL the work.
elan_einlhander (23:03:07): He would have to stay perfectly still
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:12): That sounds striking similar to my theory.
elan_einlhander (23:03:24): So much as twitching his Super Sayain Penis would shatter her pelvis.
elan_einlhander (23:03:33): *cracked up typing that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:38): Which was that Chichi raped him in his sleep while he had a good dream, laying on his back.
elan_einlhander (23:03:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:03:54): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:11): And then, John, impersonating Goku upon first discovering he has a son:
elan_einlhander (23:04:30): That's why he was so shocked to find Goten.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:02): "Chichi, what is that... little ball of flesh and hair that you're holding? It disgusts me with it's SQUISHINESS! It's body is soft and pliable, instead of hard and powerful!"
elan_einlhander (23:05:30): Rofl, I like that.
elan_einlhander (23:05:33): "Hard and powerful"
elan_einlhander (23:05:36): Goku in a nutshell.
elan_einlhander (23:06:27): Lol, I love fighting Raditz as SSJ3.
elan_einlhander (23:06:31): "OH, WHAT NOW"
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:06:36): "LOOK AT MEEEEEE MY NAME IS RADITZ"
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:06:54): "ERDUHHHHHHH"
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:23): Duuuuh my name is erriicka :Ddddddd
elan_einlhander (23:07:33): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:07:51): "DOUBLE SUNDAY!"
elan_einlhander (23:07:59): "...Y-your attack is Double Sunday?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:11): Yeah, me and John were wondering the same thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:25): Saturday Crush
elan_einlhander (23:08:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:08:28): Dynamite Monday
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:34): Why are his moves named after days? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:37): Weekday Special
elan_einlhander (23:08:38): I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (23:08:42): But they all are
elan_einlhander (23:08:43): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:53): Because he's so STRAIGHT.
elan_einlhander (23:08:57): So straight.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:05): Not because he's a flamer.
elan_einlhander (23:09:12): Heavens no.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:29): The next game should have fantasy characters.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:34): Such as SSJ III Napa.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:09:38): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:01): "Wow John."
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:49): John just got SCHOOLED by Dr. Gero; he almost got a perfect on him. Then, with half a bar of HP left, John brings it back, bringing Gero down from full health and finishing him off with a Special Beam Cannon.
elan_einlhander (23:13:27): Android 17 is crazy, I always get schooled by him the first time.
elan_einlhander (23:13:33): *has the game on hard mode, too*
elan_einlhander (23:13:39): *loses constantly*
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:50): Do you get more XP on hard mode? :D
elan_einlhander (23:14:07): Yes
elan_einlhander (23:14:11): A good deal more.
elan_einlhander (23:14:20): "XP"
elan_einlhander (23:15:25): The Dragon Arena is pry the best experience-gainer, though.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:34): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:15:54): *fights guys twice his level. :D*
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:49): This is what happens when you try to make a game with forty characters based on a series that only has thirty-three characters:
elan_einlhander (23:16:54): *loves just standing there as a Super Saiyan 3*
elan_einlhander (23:17:04): Random shit like Cooler, lol
elan_einlhander (23:17:07): "C-cooler?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:08): "SSJ IV Jesus VS Crono!"
elan_einlhander (23:17:09): "Hi there"
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:11): "NO MERCY!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:35): Jesus: "aaaaAAAAAARGH!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (23:19:48): Absorbing the Spirit Bomb, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:05): if you use Spirit Bomb as a Super Saiyan, it turns into Super Dragon Fist.
elan_einlhander (23:20:09): I THINK that's how it works anyway
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:39): Weird.
elan_einlhander (23:20:50): The Spirit Bomb can't hold, so he absorbs it's energy.
elan_einlhander (23:21:00): its*
elan_einlhander (23:23:07): It's gonna take a long-ass time to max out someone's level.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:31): ~maxed out Gohan's attack and guard~
elan_einlhander (23:24:08): Lol, the dragonballs for the Earth and Namek are the same.
elan_einlhander (23:24:09): Ooookay
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:13): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:16): Same thing I said.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:51): And John's classic, "They used the Dragon Balls to revive Goku!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:59): John: "...B-but, I have three of them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:09): Krillin: *blank look*
elan_einlhander (23:25:12): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:25:15): *scratches his nose*
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:20): Krillin: :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:53): I wanna shove every extra Dragon Radar I get up Bulma's ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:59): "I do not NEED ANOTHER RADAR!!!"
elan_einlhander (23:26:52): Damn, Recoome is beating me bad.
elan_einlhander (23:26:55): Hard mode is so hard, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:01): Hence the name.
elan_einlhander (23:27:02): He has like two bars more ehalth than me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:06): *scared to try very hard*
elan_einlhander (23:28:12): Of course, I still always have my ace in the hole.
elan_einlhander (23:28:14): SSJ4.
elan_einlhander (23:28:18): Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (23:28:21): It's really cheap
elan_einlhander (23:28:25): But it gets the job done
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:28): I just fire it OVER and OVER.
elan_einlhander (23:29:35): Yeah, see, I just got 5k exp for beating him
elan_einlhander (23:29:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:42): How come EVERYBODY in DBZ has some sort of theme name? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:55): I feel GAY when I use theme names.
elan_einlhander (23:41:02): What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:00): Piccolo and all of them have instrument names. Saiyans have food names. Cooler and them have... ice-box names, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:19): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:39): I'm sure, if you thought hard enough, you could find a pattern in Ginyu names.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:09): Anyway, bed time. Peace.
elan_einlhander (23:43:35): Aw
elan_einlhander (23:43:38): *sniffles*

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vencabot_teppoo (18:35:11): Wha'chu snifflin' about, bitch? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:29:33): Fag.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:40): Ugh... Dragon Ball...
elan_einlhander (23:52:50): I sorta figured that's what you've been doing.
elan_einlhander (23:52:53): It does sort of do that to you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:55): Can't stop... playing...
elan_einlhander (23:53:00): No, you can't.
elan_einlhander (23:53:13): But I fail to see why you can't be at your computer, lol
elan_einlhander (23:53:16): What with being a laptop and all
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:20): Beat Vegeta's plot.
elan_einlhander (23:53:33): I hope you did more than THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:39): Opened up the Black Membership card for availability.
elan_einlhander (23:53:51): I don't even know what those do, but I bought 'em, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:54): I have several cards.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:55): Tried to do a tournament to get enough money for it, lost, too tired to go on. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:03): The membership cards allow you to buy rarer cards.
elan_einlhander (23:54:13): Advanced tournament is hard, well the last round is.
elan_einlhander (23:54:22): Computers get hyper mode-fanatical.
elan_einlhander (23:54:30): Like hard-core.
elan_einlhander (23:54:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:33): I lost against Gero in the pre-semi-final, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:36): Gero scares me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:39): He's all old and gruff.
elan_einlhander (23:54:50): Kid Buu is my worst nightmare usually.
elan_einlhander (23:54:54): Play as Kid Buu.
elan_einlhander (23:54:59): He's so good, it's ridiculous, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:55:06): He has six guages of ki naturally.
elan_einlhander (23:55:08): He's so FAST
elan_einlhander (23:55:13): His attacks are stretchy, and quick.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:29): Lol. I still play as Goku, like a fag. Hopefully Trunks will change that.
elan_einlhander (23:55:33): I do too
elan_einlhander (23:55:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:55:47): I've gotten Gohan's abilities, so I can use him too now.
elan_einlhander (23:55:58): Elder Kai unlock ability is equivalent to SSJ3, so Doug is happy
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:01): I played Gohan, since he was my first char. Then, after that, I played Goku because he could go SSJ IV, then I played Vegeta for ONE tournament and thought he was gay because he couldn't use SSJ III, so I went back to Goku.
elan_einlhander (23:56:18): Get Vegeta's SSJ4 then, lol
elan_einlhander (23:56:21): AND STOP USING ROMAN NUMERALS
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:32): I have SSJ ~IV~ for Vegeta... Well, Breakthrough, anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:42): But it isn't as cool without a form that has long, golden hair.
elan_einlhander (23:56:46): Breakthrough is stupid for Vegeta.
elan_einlhander (23:56:51): He doesn't have many abilities.
elan_einlhander (23:56:56): I'd rather use some equipment.
elan_einlhander (23:57:04): Since his abilities only fill five slots really.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:32): ~loves Breakthrough because it gives three Gallick Guns, three Dragon Fists, everything...~
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:40): But, like you said, no equipment. ~_~
elan_einlhander (23:57:48): Why would three galick guns matter?
elan_einlhander (23:57:55): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:07): Because I maxed out Vegeta's Arts, and so his Gallick Gun is a beast.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:10): A BEAST.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:13): But
elan_einlhander (23:58:15): Having one is the same
elan_einlhander (23:58:20): You can still do it three different ways
elan_einlhander (23:58:26): I fail to see your point.
elan_einlhander (23:58:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:42): You do realize that, when you pile cards, they get stronger, right?
elan_einlhander (23:59:11): Yeah, but it's not that big of a jump.
elan_einlhander (23:59:21): And that arts thing only matters for DU and DA.
elan_einlhander (23:59:32): In Duel it's even ground.

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vencabot_teppoo (0:00:09): Well, anyway, I like my three Gallick guns... so nyah. You're right, Vegeta's Ultimate Death move is a beast, because he jumps forwards and kicks.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:22): I was using it constantly, lol. And Final Explosion is a BITCH.
elan_einlhander (0:00:46): I experimented with fusion today.
elan_einlhander (0:00:51): I wish they didn't make it so you have to hit them.
elan_einlhander (0:00:58): Fusion would be sweet if you just didn't hve to HIT them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:03): I couldn't EVER frickin' pull it off against Saibamen, but I pulled it off first time against both Goku and Buu. Yeah, how the fuck does that even work?
elan_einlhander (0:01:04): You have to plant that one slow hit to fire it up.
elan_einlhander (0:01:12): Okay, what you have to do
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:13): And then you can play as Vegito?
elan_einlhander (0:01:17): Clear your WHOLE tray
elan_einlhander (0:01:21): Equip the fusion move.
elan_einlhander (0:01:27): Get up five key guages, go hyper.
elan_einlhander (0:01:34): You activate it just like a death move from there.
elan_einlhander (0:01:39): But they don't have to be fatigued.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:48): They don't have to be fatigued for any death move.
elan_einlhander (0:01:58): if you plant that hit, you begin the fusion dance for Gogeta, and chuck the Potara earing for Vegito.
elan_einlhander (0:02:00): Dragonrush, whatever.
elan_einlhander (0:02:02): I mix 'em up
elan_einlhander (0:02:11): Something you had to be fatigued for
elan_einlhander (0:02:12): ANYWAY
elan_einlhander (0:02:21): Then for Potara you hit a button
elan_einlhander (0:02:28): If your oppponent hits the same, fusion fails.
elan_einlhander (0:02:31): If not, you fuse.
elan_einlhander (0:02:39): For Fusion dance, you enter a button sequence
elan_einlhander (0:02:46): Except for the GODLY SSJ4 Gogeta.
elan_einlhander (0:02:54): he doesn't need a button sequence, it goes through fail-proof.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:03:05): Goku and Vegeta just take ground, and do the fusion dance.
elan_einlhander (0:03:08): Which is awesome, lol
elan_einlhander (0:03:14): FuuuuuuuuuuSION, HA.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:15): Hardly seems worth it.
elan_einlhander (0:03:17): Doug: "HAHAHA"
elan_einlhander (0:03:27): SSJ4 Gogeta is only because
elan_einlhander (0:03:32): You keep your beam and SSJ4.
elan_einlhander (0:03:38): The other two you don't
elan_einlhander (0:03:42): You have NO moves until you fuse
elan_einlhander (0:04:01): But for SSJ4 Gogeta, you keep your SSJ4 transformation, and the kamehameha for Goku, and the Galick Gun for Vegeta.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:09): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (0:04:19): But, at least with Goku, it's simply too hard to plant that hit on a good computer.
elan_einlhander (0:05:38): I can't figure out how to get Supreme Kai still.
elan_einlhander (0:05:45): I'm searching all over on Gohan's plot.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:09): Yeah, I'm scared because I'm almost out of story characters and there are still so many chars to unlock.
elan_einlhander (0:06:19): No shit, lol
elan_einlhander (0:06:26): I'm PRETTY SURE Supreme Kai is all I'm missing.
elan_einlhander (0:06:32): Unless Metal Cooler is a seperate char.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:45): Are there any GT chars in the game?
elan_einlhander (0:06:52): Yes
elan_einlhander (0:07:02): Omega Shenron.
elan_einlhander (0:07:04): He might actually be it
elan_einlhander (0:07:07): Lemme think
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:10): I haven't gotten any yet. What about Baby?
elan_einlhander (0:07:23): Well, I don't think Baby would make much sense.
elan_einlhander (0:07:27): Since he's Vegeta technically.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:31): Pan?
elan_einlhander (0:07:35): No, lol
elan_einlhander (0:07:38): God forbid
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:38): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:07:50): There aren't many good GT chars.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): So, really, the game just goes through the plot of DBZ.
elan_einlhander (0:07:59): Duh
elan_einlhander (0:08:04): Dragonball Z Budokai
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:08): I thought that it was supposed to go through DBZ and GT.
elan_einlhander (0:08:15): N-no, we've been through this
elan_einlhander (0:11:41): My kitchen is still underwater.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:53): The floor is gonna rot, if it hasn't already.
elan_einlhander (0:12:02): For real.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:03): The best suicide-note ever would be "Take me to the moon -- let me play among the stars, and let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars."
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:10): That would leave everyone going, "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:23): Nope, this just in. Best suicide note ever: "VT WUZ HEER."
elan_einlhander (0:15:39): I don't have enough towels for this..
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:53): Doug has, apparently, developed a fool-proof strategy.
elan_einlhander (0:15:55): Each towel sops up about a twentieth of the water.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:56): Involving many towels.
elan_einlhander (0:16:10): I own about eight good towels.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:53): Meanwhile, I'm over here lifting heavy objects and eating toquitos.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:22): ~is SO available~ :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:36): No one gets that joke, except for maybe Doug. MAYBE. Or maybe he's just frontin'.
elan_einlhander (0:21:08): Sorry, was mopping.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:21): Have you talked to your mom about the situation yet?
elan_einlhander (0:21:28): Yeah, yeah
elan_einlhander (0:21:51): Supposedly Kim was gonna come over Monday and put some Draino down the sink, 'cause I can't.
elan_einlhander (0:21:57): And, well, she never came.
elan_einlhander (0:22:02): And that was two or three days ago.
elan_einlhander (0:22:08): So my mom picks me up tonight
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:11): Draino?
elan_einlhander (0:22:17): Assuming there's a clog
elan_einlhander (0:22:22): Draino will fix that, hopefully.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:27): Lol. Hopefully.
elan_einlhander (0:22:31): Anywho
elan_einlhander (0:22:37): I tell her my kitchen's underwater
elan_einlhander (0:22:52): I get yelled at for saying "my" but I just speak over her and say it's getting really bad.
elan_einlhander (0:23:07): And all she could tell me was Kim was supposed to have come over, and I guess she didn't get a better excuse from her.
elan_einlhander (0:23:24): Lol "Forgive my use of a posessive pronoun"
elan_einlhander (0:23:36): At least I think my is one.
elan_einlhander (0:23:37): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (0:23:48): Hope I don't get a vocabulary level down for that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:48): It is.
elan_einlhander (0:23:51): Grammar, even
elan_einlhander (0:23:53): Huzzah
elan_einlhander (0:24:11): So yeah, I told her Kim had best come by tomorrow or I'm gonna have to take a gamble and do it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:38): If "Doug's" is a possessive noun, and it is, and if "I" is a pronoun, and it is, then "my" must be a posessive pronoun. You're allergic to Draino, I assume?
elan_einlhander (0:24:54): No, just asthmatic.
elan_einlhander (0:25:00): I can't use powerful chemicals.
elan_einlhander (0:25:05): Can make me pass out.
elan_einlhander (0:25:07): And then of course die
elan_einlhander (0:25:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:25:27): If I so much as use bleach or paint, I have to take a break every five or ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:01): Asthmatic must be a code-word for "nancy boy."
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:03): >:(
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:08): Of course.
elan_einlhander (0:26:14): We're just a big group of pussies.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:51): Dad: "Well, I want you lil' buckaroos to run for at least an hour a night."
elan_einlhander (0:27:02): ...
elan_einlhander (0:27:04): *looks outside*
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:07): David: "Every night? Dad, the house is dusty and I'm asthmatic."
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:19): Dad: "You're not asthmatic, you're just outta shape!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:25): David: "...No, really. I'm asthmatic."
elan_einlhander (0:27:25): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:31): David is not asthmatic
elan_einlhander (0:27:32): To Doug
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:37): Relatively speaking.
elan_einlhander (0:27:38): No one is asthmatic to Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:27:41): They can all suck him
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:41): David is Hercules.
elan_einlhander (0:27:41): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:27:45): yes, relatively.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:52): David actually CAN run.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:01): And sniff bleach without dying.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:13): In fact, he sniffs bleach quite often
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:17): Very often.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:36): ~Mirai Trunks background... awesome~
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:39): awsome*
elan_einlhander (0:28:47): *Chrono Trigger-
elan_einlhander (0:28:48): W-what
elan_einlhander (0:28:50): No David
elan_einlhander (0:28:52): Awesome*
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:58): awsome*
elan_einlhander (0:29:11): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:24): awsome
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:33): Quote Harry Turney.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:46): So, when I mean it in a Harry Turney-ish way, I have to spell it "awsome."
elan_einlhander (0:30:07): I see.
elan_einlhander (0:31:03): I'm somewhat upset that Trunks does not have his Saiyan armour outfit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:11): VT actually WAS originally Trunks, and the T-Saber was originally Trunks's sword... and VT's blue armour was originally Trunks's jacket.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:13): He doesn't?
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:16): That's queer.
elan_einlhander (0:31:20): Not for me, it might be unlockable though.
elan_einlhander (0:31:33): He has his normal costume, then one without the jacket.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:51): Costumes are awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:55): awsome*
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:56): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:32:00): I don't know how to change.
elan_einlhander (0:32:05): How do you switch costumes?
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:41): In a mode where you can change costumes (duel mode is the only one I've found), simply hover over the char you want and wait for it to load their sprite (it will after a second.) Then, just hit left or right to change costumes.
elan_einlhander (0:32:49): Hm
elan_einlhander (0:34:21): Elder Kai unlock ability would seem retarded to someone who hasn't seen the series.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:37): And for those that HAVE seen the series, they know it's godly
elan_einlhander (0:34:39): "So wait wait, I go golden, super golden, then... normal?"
elan_einlhander (0:34:40): Yes.
elan_einlhander (0:34:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:34:42): And it is
elan_einlhander (0:34:57): I wish Gohan had the costume he wore to fight the original Majin Buu
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:01): I was just thinking that, if someone played DBZ Budokai 3 without ever having seen the show, the story would make no sense what-so-ever.
elan_einlhander (0:35:04): That black spandex getup.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:29): Not that it makes that much sense ANYWAY.
elan_einlhander (0:35:33): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:35:34): True
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:55): But the game really just chooses its "scenes" to carefully remind a person of what really happened in the show, lol. They aren't descriptive at all.
elan_einlhander (0:36:06): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:10): God knows they try to be, though, what with the brief moments of fighting sounds and flying sounds when people leave, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:36:18): Hahaha.
elan_einlhander (0:36:18): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:19): David: "AW SNAP! THEY'RE GOIN' AT IT!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:40): David: "Listen to THAT! It must be ONE FIERCE BATTLE!"
elan_einlhander (0:36:56): *loves Super Dragon Strike*
elan_einlhander (0:36:58): *for Gohan*
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:14): ~loves it for Goku, just because, when he does it, he erupts into a giant ball of fire~
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:15): My bad
elan_einlhander (0:37:16): Soaring
elan_einlhander (0:37:21): That's Super Dragon FIST
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:25): <^>
elan_einlhander (0:37:27): I meant Soaring Dragon-
elan_einlhander (0:37:29): Man fuck you
elan_einlhander (0:37:29): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:32): Or excuse me
elan_einlhander (0:37:34): fuk u
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:39): awsome
elan_einlhander (0:37:59): Dabura's energy is awesome, lol
elan_einlhander (0:38:04): You can tell it's evil, of course.
elan_einlhander (0:38:17): They made sure we wouldn't question the alignment of his energy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:47): "Okay, beams just aren't cutting it anymore. Goku is the strongest man in the universe; what should his ULTIMATE attack be?" "Well, beams and fireballs are tired... Wait, I got it. He'll glow, but just a bit... He won't have a flaming aura or anything like that; he's COMPACT and SIMPLE, zen-like... just glowing like the moon."
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:01): "Then, he just BLOWS UP! I mean, into a giant INFERNO, like a huge bomb just goes off in him."
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:05): "And then a GOLDEN DRAGON."
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:23): "It just shoots out of nowhere and it's all shiny and sleek and then it just fuckin' takes a CHOMP out of the enemy!"
elan_einlhander (0:39:34): Of course, there's the logic behind Spirit Bomb now
elan_einlhander (0:39:49): "Okay so he can only use it when he's NOT a Super Saiyan, otherwise it falls apart."
elan_einlhander (0:39:55): Randomguy: "Wait.. w-what?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:06): Doug was baffled the first few times.
elan_einlhander (0:40:20): "I could swear I had Spirit Bomb, and I know for damn sure I didn't equip some dragon punch"
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): Stupid Dragon Fists are gay.
elan_einlhander (0:40:45): Lolz.
elan_einlhander (0:41:19): Well I like Soaring Dragon Fist because it pinballs them.
elan_einlhander (0:41:25): Which I don't know how to do normally, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:49): When the enemy is flying away from you, hit the direction towards them and hit o.
elan_einlhander (0:41:55): Hrm.
elan_einlhander (0:42:00): Oh, lol
elan_einlhander (0:42:02): Warp-frenzy
elan_einlhander (0:42:15): I turned into SSJ4 Gogeta, right, and was fighting Omega Shenron.
elan_einlhander (0:42:24): I fired a Big Bang Kamehameha at him, he warped behind me
elan_einlhander (0:42:28): I warped behind him
elan_einlhander (0:42:31): Then again, and again
elan_einlhander (0:42:33): And I realized
elan_einlhander (0:42:38): Gogeta has infinite ki.
elan_einlhander (0:42:44): So I didn't have to EVER stop.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:44): He does?
elan_einlhander (0:42:45): Yes
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:49): Good Lord.
elan_einlhander (0:42:56): Fusion dance provides limitless ki.
elan_einlhander (0:43:01): But it only lasts 30 seconds.
elan_einlhander (0:43:18): But yeah, I was able to teleport quite freeely.
elan_einlhander (0:43:23): And that means you can go into hyper mode and STAY there.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:33): Sweet. Anyway, I'm about to go to bed. Peace.
elan_einlhander (0:43:43): Fine, be gone.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:44): David = sleepy
elan_einlhander (17:50:13): Hey, it's the Z-warrior.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:22): :D
elan_einlhander (17:50:29): You know you love my new MSN tag.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:30): Snake Eater is too fuckin' hard. I give up. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:38): ~doesn't even have you on MSN~
elan_einlhander (17:50:39): Well then, DOUG ACCEPTS THAT CHALLENGE
elan_einlhander (17:50:42): Give it to me, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:50:42): WHAT
elan_einlhander (17:50:47): Put me on there, you faggot.
elan_einlhander (17:51:30): If I have to put up with your attention-starved names everyday, you need to put up with my once-a-month name change.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:40): It isn't all nice and fun and... easy like the other Metal Gear Solid. And the engine is terrible. ~_~
elan_einlhander (17:51:49): Engine?
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:11): The game is all about sneaking around, and if you get caught once, unlike the other game, there is an EXTREMELY slim chance of survival.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:15): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:21): There's no enemy radar in this game.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:25): And you can't change camera angles.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:33): So... there's really no way to tell where the enemies are.
elan_einlhander (17:52:36): Uh oh, so it's like hard mode, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:41): First-person mode?
elan_einlhander (17:52:50): Sounds like they're making it more and more realistic.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:55): There's a first person mode, but you can't move while using it.
elan_einlhander (17:52:56): Which sucks for David, 'cause he likes games easy.
elan_einlhander (17:53:09): But might potentially rock for Doug.
elan_einlhander (17:53:19): Except in the case of MGS, since he loves how it was done.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:56): Well, as realistic as it may be, it pisses me off that I have no idea where my enemies are, and yet, if they see me once, I'm pretty much fucked.
elan_einlhander (17:54:14): So give it to me. :D
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:44): At first, it was cool because there were only, like, two enemies per room, so I could manage... but now I'm at the part where I'm infultrating a base chock-full of soldiers, and not knowing where the bastards are is really annoying. I have to creep an inch, then use first person... creep an inch, then use first person... DIVE across a room to make it behind a crate, then use first person... Someone hears me, comes too close, I grab them and slit their throat, but then someone from WAY off screen that I didn't even know was there sees the body, sounds the alarm, and suddenly I have 100 soldiers shooting at me and nowhere to hide.
elan_einlhander (17:56:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:56:17): Meanwhile, I'm getting THRASHED by Vegeta.
elan_einlhander (17:56:22): the first fight with him...
elan_einlhander (17:56:31): I put the game on the highest difficulty and such.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:36): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (17:56:37): Trying to play through Goku's DU.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:04): I pretty much refuse to go through all of the story-lines again looking for shit, lol. Hence why I stopped playing.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:20): It took me so long to go through all of the story lines because I had to check every INCH of the map looking for stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:27): I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm gonna do it again.
elan_einlhander (17:57:36): So go check a walkthrough, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:59): I could do that, but instead I'm gonna play dRaGoN cOuRt.
elan_einlhander (17:58:09): Fuck Dragon Court.
elan_einlhander (17:58:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:58:21): Dude
elan_einlhander (17:58:32): Kid Goku is quite possibly the most fearsome fighter I've faced.
elan_einlhander (17:58:40): I was fighting him in the final round of the Tournament.
elan_einlhander (17:58:51): He was like ten feet away from me, I was about five feet from the edge of the ring.
elan_einlhander (17:59:09): He goes "Power pole!" And the damn thing SHOOTS from his hand, straight into my GUT and I'm shot out of the ring.
elan_einlhander (17:59:13): Three second fight.
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:22): I was guarding, mind you.
elan_einlhander (17:59:25): So it goes THROUGH that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:32): I hate ring-outs.
elan_einlhander (17:59:36): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:45): It can make even the gayest fighter BLOW you away.
elan_einlhander (17:59:53): Just by tripping you
vencabot_teppoo (17:59:54): Just because you happen to TRIP and fall out of the ring, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:56): Yeah,
elan_einlhander (18:00:06): Well, I hate how it's more like a boundary.
elan_einlhander (18:00:09): ...
elan_einlhander (18:00:10): Nice
elan_einlhander (18:00:12): But anyway
elan_einlhander (18:00:17): It's like this big invisible wall.
elan_einlhander (18:00:30): Wheras in the World Martial Arts tournament you can't TOUCH a spot outside of the ring
elan_einlhander (18:00:36): Meaning that if you're in the air you're fine.
elan_einlhander (18:00:48): Not the case here.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:03): Yeah, I realized that, too.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:13): In the show, no one hardly ever got a ring-out because... they could fly.
elan_einlhander (18:01:24): They'd have to tweak the flying system for that to work, though.
elan_einlhander (18:01:32): Since you descend if your opponent is lower than you.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:40): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:02:45): Lol, Colwyn
elan_einlhander (18:02:47): SNOW DAY!@#
elan_einlhander (18:02:48): Doug
elan_einlhander (18:02:51): Oh? Oh...
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:03:01): Thank god I have work off.
elan_einlhander (18:03:07): Otherwise snow day means bitch day at work.
vencabot_teppoo (18:03:09): I was about to say.
elan_einlhander (18:04:58): Lol, this guy Matt at work cracked me up.
elan_einlhander (18:05:10): He always speaks in this dull, monotone voice
elan_einlhander (18:05:15): I asked him if he had a PS2
elan_einlhander (18:05:18): He says no, and asks me why
elan_einlhander (18:05:24): I say I'm looking for Metal Gear Solid 2.
elan_einlhander (18:05:30): he says "Well, I might be able to get it for you"
elan_einlhander (18:05:33): And he leans in real close
elan_einlhander (18:05:38): And peers around suspiciously.
elan_einlhander (18:05:51): And says "It might not look... auTHENtic."
elan_einlhander (18:05:54): I cracked up.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:06:39): Mmm, I love the things that give you an automatic level up.
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:23): Dragon Court was designed by Javah, Pagan God of Java applets.
elan_einlhander (18:10:37): Java applets suck now.
elan_einlhander (18:10:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:10:48): *tried using telnet for MM*
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:51): Yeah, I think the new version of Java is homosexual.
elan_einlhander (18:10:52): *lagged for like a minute*
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:56): They REALLY need to fix it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:00): I have no idea why it's so gay.
elan_einlhander (18:11:10): Seriously, there's no excuse for the NEWEST applet to suck so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:35): Dragon Court takes about FIVE MINUTES to load now, and it used to take, like, ten seconds. It has to be a bug, and a major one that NEEDS to be fixed.
elan_einlhander (18:11:47): Surely they've noticed.
elan_einlhander (18:14:53): Man, Frieza's a beast.
elan_einlhander (18:15:00): I can't go higher than Super Saiyan, due to this plot thing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:47): ~realized that you can't go Vegito in a tournament, because Goku can't help you, or whatever... which makes sense, but it took him forever to get into an RP state of mind to realize that~
elan_einlhander (18:15:57): Same here, rofl.
elan_einlhander (18:16:03): I was like WHY CAN'T A FUSE
elan_einlhander (18:16:08): Then it dawned on me.
elan_einlhander (18:16:13): I*
elan_einlhander (18:16:14): Even
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:15): I went through the damn tournament twice with Vegeta, with NO MOVES, going, "wtf can't I use Vegito?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:20): And won both times, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:29): Because Vegeta is a beast.
elan_einlhander (18:16:37): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (18:16:52): *pretty much only uses Goku and Vegeta, playing through the tournament over and over and over for zenny*
elan_einlhander (18:17:00): I got an item that WOULD be cool, had they not made it so gay
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:05): ?
elan_einlhander (18:17:10): SPARKLING!!!
elan_einlhander (18:17:15): Is what I think it's called.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:15): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (18:17:22): it takes up five god damn slots, though.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:27): SPARKLING!!!!!!! is better, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:17:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:38): It gives +400% zenny.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:43): But takes 7 slots.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:51): And costs 160000.
elan_einlhander (18:18:03): Yeah, but I won't be winning the advanced tournament too well with no moves, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:18:18): But just THINK of the ZENNY! :D
elan_einlhander (18:18:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:18:41): I love fighting Frieza on dying Namek.
elan_einlhander (18:18:46): It's like the most dramatic battle ever.
elan_einlhander (18:18:50): Goku getting SO pissed.
elan_einlhander (18:18:56): Then clashing like freaking titans.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:19:10): And for the series, it's like the most dramatic part ever.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:16): I love the fight with Vegeta against imperfect Cell.
elan_einlhander (18:19:17): And slightly humouruous.
elan_einlhander (18:19:19): Humourous*
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:23): Just because I literally had to do it about twenty times.
elan_einlhander (18:19:28): Rofl, me too.
elan_einlhander (18:19:29): Oh god
elan_einlhander (18:19:34): Glad it wasn't just me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:19:36): And I refused to stop and level up, because the enemies gave such shit XP, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:19:38): he smashed me up so bad.
elan_einlhander (18:20:02): I had to fight Broly about thirty times.
elan_einlhander (18:20:10): I was so intimidated.
elan_einlhander (18:20:14): Have you seen Broly yet?
vencabot_teppoo (18:20:22): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (18:20:30): When the fuck do you fight Broly? Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:20:38): Buu Saga.
elan_einlhander (18:21:02): Gotta do some weird things, and Supreme Kai pisses his pants feeling Broly's power.
elan_einlhander (18:21:13): So you go fight him, and he's in Legendary Super Saiyan mode automatically.
vencabot_teppoo (18:21:13): Weird.
elan_einlhander (18:21:20): I seriously wet myself
elan_einlhander (18:21:29): I had the game on hard mode, he PERFECT K.O'd me.
elan_einlhander (18:21:35): Finished me with his ultimate.
elan_einlhander (18:21:43): His ultimate move is him beating the SHIT out of you with his bare hands.
vencabot_teppoo (18:21:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:21:57): Smashing your head continuously, and them smashing you into the rocks for an explosion thing.
elan_einlhander (18:22:07): Doug was bleeding irl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:22:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:23:22): You know, we should be somewhat thankful that there are no scenes in this game.
elan_einlhander (18:23:31): imagine playing through all of these plots multiple times.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:46): Well, if you've seen them once, you should just be able to skip them anyway.
elan_einlhander (18:23:55): I wonder if you could.
vencabot_teppoo (18:23:57): Not like the scenes are so helpful to the game anyway.
elan_einlhander (18:23:57): If so, then okay
elan_einlhander (18:24:13): *really wishes Dying Namek were a stage*
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:18): You could easily play the game without even knowing the characters' names, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:36): The scenes are worthless because they point out where you need to go with a big red dot ANYWAY.
elan_einlhander (18:24:43): This is true.
elan_einlhander (18:24:48): And they suck so bad, lol
elan_einlhander (18:24:57): You're better off hitting start and going to the big red dot.
elan_einlhander (18:25:19): It's like episodes of Pokemon.
elan_einlhander (18:25:32): "NO ONE CARES, SKIP THIS SHIT AND FIGHT A GYM LEADER, THAT'S ALL WE CARE ABOUT EVER."
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:26:19): *would kill himself if there was no dragon radar*
vencabot_teppoo (18:26:59): I just... well, I think I told you yesterday, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:27:34): They're easy to find with the radar, really.
elan_einlhander (18:27:40): I just fly light-speed until I see an orange dot.
elan_einlhander (18:27:58): Two in the first saga, two on Namek, one in the Cell Saga, and two in the last Saga.
elan_einlhander (18:28:07): For Goku, at least.
elan_einlhander (18:28:10): Gohan is cake, lol
elan_einlhander (18:28:13): Since he pans a single saga.
vencabot_teppoo (18:28:47): Lol. And yet, he's the only one that I didn't get all of the Dragon Balls with.
vencabot_teppoo (18:28:52): Since that was before I even knew they existed.
elan_einlhander (18:28:58): David
elan_einlhander (18:29:09): Explain to me how Cell can kill me with a Spirit Bomb.
elan_einlhander (18:29:12): That makes ZERO sense.
vencabot_teppoo (18:29:16): Lol. Don't ask, Doug.
elan_einlhander (18:29:22): Spirit Bomb only-
elan_einlhander (18:29:24): No, No no
elan_einlhander (18:29:26): I won't go into it.
elan_einlhander (18:29:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:29:48): Oh.... my god....
elan_einlhander (18:29:51): I lost a beam battle.
elan_einlhander (18:29:52): .............
elan_einlhander (18:30:07): *has NEVER lost one*
vencabot_teppoo (18:30:13): Do you roll both sticks?
elan_einlhander (18:30:29): I mash a button and roll a stick.
vencabot_teppoo (18:31:18): Well, I'D prolly beat you then, lol. Just place your palm across both sticks and rolls. It wins any battle in less than a second, at least against an easy level computer. John showed me the technique and when I tried to battle him rolling one stick and mashing a button, I got totally owned.
elan_einlhander (18:31:48): Seems like that would break our sticks, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:31:56): *thinking of his poor N64 controllers*
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:00): P'shaw.
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:10): Sticks are made to be broken.
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:11): :D
elan_einlhander (18:32:14): Apparently.
elan_einlhander (18:33:33): Wow, how gay is this
elan_einlhander (18:33:42): Dragon rush, Doug gets pummled
elan_einlhander (18:33:43): Lands
elan_einlhander (18:33:47): Kamehameha from Cell
elan_einlhander (18:33:49): Dragonrush
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:41): On a scale from 1 to 649, I'd say thatit's GAY.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:34:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:35:01): I'm so paranoid of computers cheating.
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:03): GET IT? 649? HAHAHAHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:05): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (18:35:05): Yes.
elan_einlhander (18:35:13): because I always know they COULD be cheating.
elan_einlhander (18:35:16): I have no way to prove it.
elan_einlhander (18:35:19): But they COULD be.
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:22): Hence why John always waits for the computer to choose their button before he chooses his, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:35:30): HA
elan_einlhander (18:35:32): Doug does that.
elan_einlhander (18:35:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:36:05): How is the old John-ster anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:19): Pretty gay, as usual.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:36:35): Can see David saying it: "P-preeeetty gay, as usual."
elan_einlhander (18:36:38): Scratching his chin
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:37:49): Lol, Hercule is a blast to fight.
elan_einlhander (18:37:52): His ultimate pwns.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:10): Lol. I haven't- Speaking of which, is BULMA a character in that game?!
elan_einlhander (18:38:15): ....No
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:25): She has a sprite for the training mode, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:38:40): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:42): Since she had a battle sprite, I was like, "Wait... BULMA?!"
elan_einlhander (18:38:44): *hasn't trained*
elan_einlhander (18:38:58): David would use Bulma, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:39:05): The sexual jokes would NEVER end.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:55): ...The fifth-biggest clan in Dragon Court is...
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:58): Saskatchewan.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:36): And the 12th biggest clan is Prince of darkness, owned by a character named Ozzy Osbourne.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:41:52): What a great game.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:01): Well, that answers that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:16): "As of this update, the newest version is JVM 1.5 - but that is still beta. DO NOT USE IT."
elan_einlhander (18:43:26): ...oops?
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:52): They're still working the bugs out of it I guess, lol. I guess I can wait until the new one comes out.
elan_einlhander (18:44:04): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (18:44:05): OOPS
elan_einlhander (18:44:20): Guess we were way too quick to the party.
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:50): Yep, lol. David: NEW JAVA!!1111ONE11 :DDD
elan_einlhander (18:45:16): DOUG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DOWNLOAD IT
elan_einlhander (18:45:19): OKAY DUDE
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:45:53): Which means I'm gonna need to re-compile that line drawing game when they come out with the new version.
elan_einlhander (18:46:00): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:10): I thought it was kinda suspicious that it wouldn't work with older JVMs, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:48:13): Jesus Christ
elan_einlhander (18:48:14): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:48:26): My 10XKamehameha wave does like two and a half bars of health.
elan_einlhander (18:48:28): Or two, not sure.
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:33): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:48:47): It's the only reason I'm winning ANY of these fights I'm thinking
elan_einlhander (18:48:55): I didn't realize how much damage I was doing until I just fought Buu.
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:55): Remember, Doug. When you drive alone, you drive with GOKU.
elan_einlhander (18:51:22): W-what?
elan_einlhander (18:51:28): Don't you mean Satan?
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:54): Doug, you should visit i-mockery.com. It's a site that I just discovered, and the guys that do it remind me SO much of you and me, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:52:23): I DID, you gave me that crazy-ass Pacman link.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:40): Did you look at some of the mockeries? They're hilarious, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:52:51): No, I did not.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:50): http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/shaving.php
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:03): http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children.php
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:09): I found those two ESPECIALLY hilarious. :D
elan_einlhander (18:55:37): Rofl, that God thing is cracking me up.
elan_einlhander (18:55:44): LIARS BURN IN HELL
elan_einlhander (18:55:45): Over and over
elan_einlhander (18:55:46): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:54): Yeah, you should read some of his prayers, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:00): Rofl. Hover over the pictures; they say funny stuff. :D
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:04): ~didn't even notice last time~
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:38): ~was reading those things in class and laughing so hard~
elan_einlhander (18:59:50): "Fuck you Gillette."
elan_einlhander (19:12:16): Lol, you were sorta right.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:27): About what? That site?Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:12:34): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:12:42): This is almost precisely what I would say
elan_einlhander (19:12:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:12:46): More profane
elan_einlhander (19:12:47): But still
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:16:16): [GUIDE] Duende says '^_^'
elan_einlhander (19:16:19): *cracks UP*
elan_einlhander (19:16:26): Every guy turns into a total wuss around girls.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:30): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:39): Because girls love it.
elan_einlhander (19:16:41): Nemori was talking to him, about a great job he did
elan_einlhander (19:16:44): Precisely.
elan_einlhander (19:16:46): And we're evil to do it
elan_einlhander (19:16:47): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:41): "I understand that it can be a challenge to differentiate the sleeping bunny from the ailing comatose bunny, but a quick punt in the noggin?f should answer any doubt. If it screams, ?gFUCK!?h in a non-raspy voice when you strike it, chances are it?fs living a disease-free life. Unless you kick it so hard you kill it, then all you?fll hear is a deflating sound."
elan_einlhander (19:18:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:18:55): Lol Use an ash tray, not your child's eye.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:08): Or anus. :(
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:13): When you hover over it.
elan_einlhander (19:19:21): Yeah
elan_einlhander (19:19:27): JUst look at her in there, she's asking for it!
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:44): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:06): "But enough is enough. These driving habits of yours grandma they gotta?f go. And since you?fll give up your license when Donny Osmond gives up hope, the only other option for the regular drivers of the world is to band together and force you off the road. Vigilante style."
elan_einlhander (19:23:49): Why does it glitch up like that when you past it to me?
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:12): No idea.
elan_einlhander (19:32:15): *just realized Goku has no nipples as a Super Saiyan 4*
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:34): None of my DBZ action figures have nipples, lol. ~would know~
elan_einlhander (19:32:48): David WOULD know thayt.
elan_einlhander (19:32:50): that*
elan_einlhander (19:33:24): Broly got a perfect on me.
elan_einlhander (19:33:26): Lol, god damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:49): Good ol' Broly.
elan_einlhander (19:34:03): Naw I got this.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:26): Noooo!
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:30): I don't wanna talk to mom! NO!
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:35): Don't bring the phone in here!
elan_einlhander (19:38:46): W-what
elan_einlhander (19:44:37): Ugh, blind
elan_einlhander (19:44:59): *has still yet to hit Broly*
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:32): Good ol' Broly.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:34): He's my buddy.
elan_einlhander (19:49:55): I broke his stance.
elan_einlhander (19:49:59): And tore him apart.
elan_einlhander (19:50:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:50:07): The only opening I EVER got.
elan_einlhander (19:50:11): He was rushing in for a finisher
elan_einlhander (19:50:20): I went SSJ3, and if they're close enough it breaks their stance.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:36): Yeah, I know. That saves my ass constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:43): God, I love going SSJ. It's like an attack all onto itself.
elan_einlhander (19:50:48): And I of course had to pause it every second to go "KA.....ME....HA....ME.....HA!!!!!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:53): Also, if you time it right, you won't get stunned by an oncoming attack.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:50:58): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (19:50:59): It's sweet.
elan_einlhander (19:51:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:51:57): LOL
elan_einlhander (19:52:03): YOU SHOULDA HEARD ME
elan_einlhander (19:52:14): I just went full-blown BANSHEE
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:16): ...
elan_einlhander (19:52:45): Hearing that high-pitched squeal it makes for an oncoming ultimate, he RUSHED forward at me, I SCREAMED, but I like vibrated my throat so it was like a wailing banshee.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:39): TAKE THAT YOU BURLY-ASS SON OF A BITCH.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:37): Mmm, no for one of my favourite fights.
elan_einlhander (19:58:21): Gotenks challening me, so I fuse.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:04): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:39): Oh God, I just remembered the other article.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:50): http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/apparently.php
elan_einlhander (19:59:57): Hang on, gotta pwn my sons.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:03): Lol. Okay.
elan_einlhander (20:01:57): Oh God, I haven't seen this one yet
elan_einlhander (20:02:04): His Super Ghost Kamakaze attack.
elan_einlhander (20:02:16): Rofl, awesome
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:17): I saw it, lol. It's awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:02:17): His pose
elan_einlhander (20:02:33): Lol, its SSJ3 hair.
elan_einlhander (20:02:47): OH SHIT
elan_einlhander (20:02:51): It killed me
elan_einlhander (20:02:51): Wtf
elan_einlhander (20:02:54): I had like full health
elan_einlhander (20:02:54): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:02:59): That's scary as hell
elan_einlhander (20:03:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:03:33): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:03:37): LOOK AT US WARP
elan_einlhander (20:03:45): We both have infinite ki, he's on maximum difficulty
elan_einlhander (20:03:49): *kicking his legs*
elan_einlhander (20:04:07): HAHAHA
elan_einlhander (20:04:18): SIxteen times David
elan_einlhander (20:04:19): I was counting
elan_einlhander (20:04:21): SIXTEEN
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:21): And then Doug dies from having too much fun.
elan_einlhander (20:04:25): DIES
elan_einlhander (20:05:20): I so wish Gotenks was a seperate character now.
elan_einlhander (20:07:31): Z mode
elan_einlhander (20:07:33): What the hell is this
elan_einlhander (20:07:51): Oh hell no
elan_einlhander (20:07:55): It's a new level of difficulty.
elan_einlhander (20:08:09): The difficulty gets replaced by a big red Z.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:30): ...Wow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:33): Have fun, Doug.
elan_einlhander (20:13:58): Getting french kissed by Jesus, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:35): What?! Rofl!
elan_einlhander (20:15:02): On this link you gave me.
elan_einlhander (20:15:15): I have to start saying that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:16): Oh, lol. Yeah, these guys are hilarious.
elan_einlhander (20:15:18): To compare how good something is.
elan_einlhander (20:15:27): "It's like getting French kissed by Jesus or something!"
elan_einlhander (20:15:30): Yup, I am saying that
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:39): Doug will now say that constantly.
elan_einlhander (20:17:54): Rofl, awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:18:08): People in my chat room finally saying "Elan, you sure have been distant this past week"
elan_einlhander (20:18:16): "...I got DBZ Budokai 3."
elan_einlhander (20:18:20): "...Oh, nevermind then."
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:18:26): They all understand, apparently.
elan_einlhander (20:18:38): DBZ Budokai 3 = game over
elan_einlhander (20:22:51): Wish I could use my siiiiiiiink.
elan_einlhander (20:22:55): Or at least had some miiiiiiiiiiilk.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:33): Lol. If only your kiiiiitchen weren't under waaaater.
elan_einlhander (20:23:53): I sorta mopped it uuuuuuuup, but if I run the siiiiiiiiink, it's gonna floooooooood.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:59): Wll tht scks.
elan_einlhander (20:25:16): Vowels are for pussies, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:19): sht sd ll th vwls
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:22): Ll.
elan_einlhander (20:25:26): Rfl.
elan_einlhander (20:25:32): Wsm
elan_einlhander (20:25:33): ...
elan_einlhander (20:25:36): Ll.
elan_einlhander (20:36:07): Mm, a new Duck Dodgers tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (20:36:09): Ownage.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:15): ?
elan_einlhander (20:36:27): A new episode of Duck Dodgers.
elan_einlhander (20:36:30): I like Duck Dodgers.
elan_einlhander (20:36:33): So it's ownage.
elan_einlhander (20:37:40): Hey, I can buy breakthroughs now.
elan_einlhander (20:37:42): Sweetness.
elan_einlhander (20:37:45): Must get Trunks.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:51): Oh, I figured out how to use Trunks's sword, btw.
elan_einlhander (20:39:02): @!
elan_einlhander (20:41:50): .....gonna tell me?
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:11): No.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:21): Hit R2 and forward at the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:25): He does a single sword slash.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:33): Then hit R2 again and again to do the sword combo.
elan_einlhander (20:42:41): Mmmm, it worked
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:46): It'd be cooler if it wasn't so easily dodgable.
elan_einlhander (20:42:58): My brother hooked it onto a combo.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:07): Oh... sweet, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:43:19): He like, punched twice, then did four sword slashes.
elan_einlhander (20:44:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:54): Training session with Raditz.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:46:56): Someday someone's going to create a word that rhymes with orange.
elan_einlhander (21:11:20): Oh I understand why using both sticks is effective.
elan_einlhander (21:11:25): The right stick corresponds to the buttons.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:43): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:11:51): *genius* :D
elan_einlhander (21:12:32): Oh, wait, I understand why Trunks can't have his Saiyan armour.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:37): ?
elan_einlhander (21:12:52): He wouldn't have his sword equipped.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:08): Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:18:52): I think Bulma's sprite is just someone else's to be honest.
elan_einlhander (21:18:57): Repainted.
elan_einlhander (21:19:10): She looks familiar.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:53): Yeah, and buff, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:57): I think she's Trunks.
elan_einlhander (21:20:17): I think so too, she's got the right hair for it.
elan_einlhander (21:22:05): *loves Goku's battered costume*
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:48): Yep, that's the one I use. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:27): Tualha tells the formation 'Another reason why Achaea is superior.'
elan_einlhander (21:25:30): God, another David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:24): Friggin' Gero.
elan_einlhander (21:28:41): Like the first guy I;'ve lost to in the Dragon Arena.
elan_einlhander (21:28:42): I've*
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:56): Gero is a bad-ass.
elan_einlhander (21:29:08): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:22): Joker45756: What did you do for your awsome snow day 
elan_einlhander (21:31:31): Rofl, touche.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:12): http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/midriff.php
elan_einlhander (21:39:25): Lol, singing belly buttons.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:35): I love that commercial, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:23): B.) These bellybuttons are admitting they only desire intercourse with bellybuttons of their own gender. Since all the bellybuttons are on female abdomens, we will assume the ad is an endorsement of Lesbianism among bellybuttons.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:31): Wait
elan_einlhander (21:49:35): Does Harry still go to Mason?
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:10): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:21): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:24): WHAAAAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:30): HARRY. NO. I-
elan_einlhander (21:50:35): W-what
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:18): elan_einlhander (9:49:33 PM): Does Harry still go to Mason?
elan_einlhander (21:51:28): Yeah..
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:33): Joker45756 (9:49:41 PM): i live in mason
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:51): He ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION.
elan_einlhander (21:52:01): .......
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:09): We weren't even TALKING about where he lived.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:37): ~thanks God that he always has timestamps on his messages~
elan_einlhander (21:53:05): D-David
elan_einlhander (21:53:09): If I weren't so awesome
elan_einlhander (21:53:14): I would NOT believe that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:26): Vencabot Teppoo (9:52:52 PM): Doug just randomly asked a question about you, and you answered it without even knowing it. Joker45756 (9:53:06 PM): Lol...He asked where i was at these days Vencabot Teppoo (9:53:10 PM): Doug said, "Does Harry still go to Mason?" and then, right away, you said "I live in-" Vencabot Teppoo (9:53:13 PM): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (21:53:55): N-no, I didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:39): Vencabot Teppoo (9:53:13 PM): WHAT?! Joker45756 (9:54:06 PM): lol awsome Joker45756 (9:54:19 PM): Good times declared
elan_einlhander (21:55:08): *has this big STUPID-ASS grin on his face irl*
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:32): Harry scares me sometimes, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:46): That is precisely why Harry Turney is awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:58:13): *can't imagine why in the world he said he lives in Mason*
elan_einlhander (21:59:35): Supernova kinda stings.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:17): http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/max-resolution.php
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:20): Yes, it does. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:21): Going to play DBZ. Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:07:50): Why does that involve leaving?
elan_einlhander (22:07:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:55): Explain how ~I~ can do it.
elan_einlhander (22:07:57): And you can't.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:23): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:26): That's how.
elan_einlhander (22:08:35): Whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:19): Kid Buu.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:20): Is.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:21): Insanely.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:22): Cheap.
elan_einlhander (23:48:24): TOLD YOU
elan_einlhander (23:48:24): HA
elan_einlhander (23:48:26): WHO SAID IT
elan_einlhander (23:48:26): WHo
elan_einlhander (23:48:29): SAY IT BITCH
elan_einlhander (23:48:30): SAY WHO
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:43): That's what I told John, lol. I was like, "I'm gonna try Kid Buu. Doug says he's an insanely cheap beast."
elan_einlhander (23:48:51): DAMN RIGHT YOU DID
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:08): Buu is the Eddy Gordo of DBZ.
elan_einlhander (23:49:19): Outstanding comparison.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:30): Just mash random buttons and he makes a ridiculously long combo.
elan_einlhander (23:49:47): It's like fifteen hits.
elan_einlhander (23:49:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:49:50): Rotating his arms.
elan_einlhander (23:49:57): And his finishers
elan_einlhander (23:49:58): Are so fast.
elan_einlhander (23:50:02): His Kamehameha, lol
elan_einlhander (23:50:09): He's like Vegito.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:11): Yeah. Unstoppable. And his frickin SIX BARS OF NATURAL KI.
elan_einlhander (23:50:14): "KAME-HA!"
elan_einlhander (23:50:19): Yeah, and that.
elan_einlhander (23:50:23): His ki regenerates so fast.
elan_einlhander (23:52:01): Fight him on Z mode, lol
elan_einlhander (23:52:06): Fun stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:20): This is my impression of Kid Buu.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:25): >:D
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:30): That's it. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:52:33): He's fucking crazy
elan_einlhander (23:52:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:52:37): EHAHAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (23:52:40): No, wait
elan_einlhander (23:52:44): EhahahahahaAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:50): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:00): Exactly. Now, tag a >:D on there and you're set.
elan_einlhander (23:53:22): Except that i hate those emoticons, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:28): ~loves those emoticons~
elan_einlhander (23:53:36): *keeps laughing like that irl now*
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:54:39): I finally turned the game off.
elan_einlhander (23:54:47): It's the only time this week I've had the game off without being asleep
elan_einlhander (23:54:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:58): What ga- Oh. ~thought you were John for a second~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:48): Doug: "You thought I was WHAT?!"
elan_einlhander (23:56:15): Loman prays 'what the heck does deafen do?'
elan_einlhander (23:56:17): Sixth person.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:22): How fucking stupid can people be
elan_einlhander (23:56:27): It makes them DEAF
elan_einlhander (23:56:29): THEY CAN'T HEAR
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:06): So what does that mean won't effect them? Ah? AhHHhh??
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:17): ~knows you can imagine him saying that IRL~
elan_einlhander (23:57:21): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:57:29): I told the guy "It makes them deaf"
elan_einlhander (23:57:32): "What's that mean?"
elan_einlhander (23:57:33): "..."
elan_einlhander (23:57:45): "You know what being deaf means, yes?"
elan_einlhander (23:57:46): "Yeah"
elan_einlhander (23:57:50): "Well there you go."
elan_einlhander (23:57:52): God damn, lol
elan_einlhander (23:57:57): They figure it has some CRYPTIC meaning.
elan_einlhander (23:58:13): Of course this means thunderclap actually will deafen people.
elan_einlhander (23:58:15): Which is sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:58:21): They added the witch class, btw.
elan_einlhander (23:58:24): So the spells are in.
elan_einlhander (23:58:29): One of them being deafen.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:39): What? :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:43): What you say?
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:46): :D
elan_einlhander (23:58:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:59:05): I remember when I got deafened.
elan_einlhander (23:59:11): I just was like ":D"
elan_einlhander (23:59:12): Waiting
elan_einlhander (23:59:13): So quiet
elan_einlhander (23:59:14): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:44): Lol. With that face on, looking around.
elan_einlhander (23:59:58): For a whole fifteen minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:59:59): Lol.

1-8-05


elan_einlhander (21:13:10): Metal Gear Solid on extreme mode = hardest game I've ever played.
elan_einlhander (21:39:31): This episode is really sweet, I hope you're watching.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:06): Been playing DBZ. Finally got MGS?
elan_einlhander (21:40:17): Go watch Yu Yu Hakusho.
elan_einlhander (21:40:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:40:22): Forget Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:41): I can't stand watching YuYu Hakusho just because I haven't seen it in so long.
elan_einlhander (21:40:52): But it's so sweet..
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:53): But as for forgetting DOUG, that can be done.
elan_einlhander (21:41:12): Yusuke is quite possibly my favourite Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): Next to Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:35): I would kill myself even for the slight chance of being reincarted as him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:41:42): Right now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:45): That is a great quote.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:51): Prepare to have it filched.
elan_einlhander (21:41:51): In the most painfaul way imaginable.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:55): *ker-filch*
elan_einlhander (21:41:59): Ifn fact, I''d like to re-quote if I could.
elan_einlhander (21:42:30): I would kill myself in the most painful way imaginable, if for the slight chance of being reincarnated as Yusuke Urameshi.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:54): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:58): awsomee*
elan_einlhander (21:43:08): No, I assure you it's neither.
elan_einlhander (21:43:10): It's Awesine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:33): If this show comes out on a box-set DVD thing, I AM buying it, and you're gonna watch it all.
elan_einlhander (21:43:37): In one sitting, even.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:05): :'(
elan_einlhander (21:44:34): Duct tape your hands and legs to a lazy boy, duct tape your eyes open, hook an IV of Mountain Dew to your wrist.
elan_einlhander (21:44:39): And play it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:44:56): In my opinion that's probably the best way to enjoy it.
elan_einlhander (21:45:18): Okay it's back, fuck you.
elan_einlhander (21:47:21): Koenma, putting the smack down on Sensui.
elan_einlhander (21:47:24): Just so you know.
elan_einlhander (21:50:45): Commercial.
elan_einlhander (21:50:46): Dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:52): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (21:51:05): Meanwhile, yeah I've been playing MGS on EXTREME mode.
elan_einlhander (21:51:12): And I assure you it's extreme.
elan_einlhander (21:51:19): I've died probably thirty times, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:25): And I haven't even fought Ocelot yet.
elan_einlhander (21:51:44): No rations.
elan_einlhander (21:51:44): Period
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:45): I fought 1960s Ocelet in MGS Snake Eater, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:50): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:54): *topped*
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:58): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:52:05): Wait wait
elan_einlhander (21:52:07): No way.
elan_einlhander (21:52:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:10): ?
elan_einlhander (21:52:15): Ocelot acted like you just met in MGS.
elan_einlhander (21:52:19): No way you fought...
elan_einlhander (21:52:19): Wait
elan_einlhander (21:52:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:52:24): How the fuck old is Solid Snake.
elan_einlhander (21:52:32): *needless profanity*
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:33): He's very old.
elan_einlhander (21:52:35): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (21:52:37): WAIT
elan_einlhander (21:52:40): Tell me NO more.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:45): He's, like... oh, okay. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:47): I would actually like to wait until I play.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:51): I got used to the difficulty of the game, btw.
elan_einlhander (21:52:53): Which I will.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:54): It's really good, actually.
elan_einlhander (21:52:55): Via you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:04): I'll give it to you after I beat it.
elan_einlhander (21:53:07): The second I buy and beat MGS2, I'm taking it.
elan_einlhander (21:53:13): Oh no David, you don't get that sort of choice.
elan_einlhander (21:53:20): So keep on yo toes.
elan_einlhander (21:53:25): I'mma pull a Koree.
elan_einlhander (21:53:31): Walk in yo house and just snatch it.
elan_einlhander (21:53:36): And I WILL get away with it.
elan_einlhander (21:53:57): Okay it's back.
elan_einlhander (21:56:17): Damn, this is so game over.
elan_einlhander (21:56:23): I can't imagine how they'll pull this off.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:38): Maybe they WON'T! :O
elan_einlhander (21:56:50): Oh shit, I love this music.
elan_einlhander (21:56:55): I'd kill for this on my computer.
elan_einlhander (21:57:50): It's the ultimate drama music.
elan_einlhander (21:59:09): He's gonna die in the end.
elan_einlhander (21:59:10): Isn't he.
elan_einlhander (21:59:17): Isn't he, David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:25): :D
elan_einlhander (21:59:35): Only one moment in television history ever made me cry.
elan_einlhander (21:59:41): And that just might be my second.
elan_einlhander (21:59:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:52): *reminisces to Bye Bye Butterfree*
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:56): ~thinks he cried at the end of Bebop
elan_einlhander (22:00:03): Good times?
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:08): I think so.
elan_einlhander (22:00:12): Pretty sure.
elan_einlhander (22:00:14): Good pussy times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:17): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:00:43): Now for GT, which sadly can't compare to Yu Yu Hakusho at ALL.
elan_einlhander (22:00:50): Gogeta's cool as hell.
elan_einlhander (22:00:54): That's it, though.
elan_einlhander (22:01:42): Lol, Vegeta.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:45): Yeah, I got Gogeta in Budakai 3. Of course, he starts as SSJ level 1.
elan_einlhander (22:01:49): SSJ4 Vegeta and his gooy outfit.
elan_einlhander (22:01:53): That one does.
elan_einlhander (22:01:59): Until you get SSJ4 Gogeta :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:14): Yeah. I saw it in the shop just now, but was done 2k, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:16): Which owns my soul.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:17): Done = down.
elan_einlhander (22:02:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:23): Do it in the plot.
elan_einlhander (22:02:26): It's WAY better.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:43): But anyway, it took a few fights for me to go, "Wait... SSJ Gogeta... awsome."
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:07): So many years ago, Doug. Lol. SSJ Gogeta was the first character I EVER RPed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:08): EVER
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:24): And dear GOD, did I ever Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (22:03:35): Big Bang Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (22:03:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:37): Constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:03:41): *favourite attack now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:52): Gogeta pwns Vegito, somehow.
elan_einlhander (22:04:00): LOL
elan_einlhander (22:04:08): Goku tried to swallow the four-star Dragonball.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:04:12): And is now choking on it.
elan_einlhander (22:04:15): No wait, it went down.
elan_einlhander (22:04:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:17): Leave it to Goku.
elan_einlhander (22:04:29): Vegeta, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:36): Leather pants, purple gloves and boots.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:44): >:(
elan_einlhander (22:04:46): Leave it to Vegeta.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:50): That's Vegeta's face.
elan_einlhander (22:04:56): Sure it is.
elan_einlhander (22:05:15): *stuck on the part of MGS where you first meet Meril*
elan_einlhander (22:05:18): Meryl?
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:44): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (22:05:51): Anyway, yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:05:54): Stupid bitch
elan_einlhander (22:06:16): "Shoot!"
elan_einlhander (22:06:20): "Don't talk to me like a rookie!"
elan_einlhander (22:06:34): "... JESUS CHRIST YOU STUPID BITCH, SHOOT THEM, NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
elan_einlhander (22:06:51): Snack should take off his belt and hit her with it.
elan_einlhander (22:07:49): ...
elan_einlhander (22:07:51): Snake, even.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:56): Naked Snake, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:22): "Your codename on this mission will be... 'Naked Snake.'"
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:26): David: "NAKED Snake?!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:31): "How about SOLID Snake?"
elan_einlhander (22:11:32): Wait... are you serious? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:36): "No, I like Naked more." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:37): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:11:42): Rofl, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:44): This was before he became "Solid Snake" I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:55): Even though the game isn't called "Metal Geat Naked."
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:59): I guess that'd be too suggestive.
elan_einlhander (22:12:03): Snake, perplexed look, slowly unbuttoning his pants.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:08): "...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
elan_einlhander (22:12:15): "I-I just thought that-"
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:56): Someone RPing as Iron Man.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:07): And his secret identity is, apparently, Tom Cruise.
elan_einlhander (22:13:29): ...I believe it.
elan_einlhander (22:14:10): Fucking bleeding.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:15): ?
elan_einlhander (22:14:35): I keep bleeding away my precious health.
elan_einlhander (22:14:40): Like during scenes.
elan_einlhander (22:14:42): It bleeds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:42): In MGS?
elan_einlhander (22:14:46): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:54): Is that only in Extreme Mode? I don't recall bleeding in MGS.
elan_einlhander (22:15:03): No... remember the bandage item?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:16): >_O
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:21): *thinking*
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): You should play the Gamecube one, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:35): ...In the first Metal Gear Solid, there were bandages?
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:37): OH.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:39): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:43): Not in the PSX one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:47): They revamped it for GC.
elan_einlhander (22:15:53): Maybe
elan_einlhander (22:15:54): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:16:00): The GCN one is so sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:13): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:17:54): Man, those two need potara earing.
elan_einlhander (22:17:57): earrings*
elan_einlhander (22:18:11): Goku and Vegeta keep trying to do the fusion dance, to beat Omega.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:36): Have you ever failed the fusion dance in DBZ? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:51): No.
elan_einlhander (22:19:00): I've only really done SSJ4.
elan_einlhander (22:19:04): Which can't be failed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:11): You mis-fuse, like in the TV show, and become a big fat dude.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:18): Who can't fly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:20): Trips when he runs.
elan_einlhander (22:19:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:24): And runs out of breath after awhile.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:25): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:30): And yet, I still kick ass as him.
elan_einlhander (22:19:36): SSJ4 Vegeti.
elan_einlhander (22:19:38): Vegito*
elan_einlhander (22:19:42): That would be interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:45): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:19:47): *trying to picture it*
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:50): You know what'd be more interesting?
elan_einlhander (22:19:55): *wondering if it would actually be differen*
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:55): SSJ5 Crono.
elan_einlhander (22:19:58): ...
elan_einlhander (22:19:59): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:17): In the UNSEEN TV SHOW DBX!!!
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:21): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (22:20:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:52): *would kill himself*
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:53): I used to play as SSJ Gogeta, and some guy started talking to me about these bootleg shows that he watched that were supposedly a continuation of DBGT called "DBX."
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:03): In which the main character was "Crono" who could go SSJ5.
elan_einlhander (22:21:11): Who would EVER believe that.
elan_einlhander (22:21:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:17): And I believed him because he showed me a pic of Crono, and, of course, it was drawn DBZ style.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:23): That was before I knew what Chrono Trigger was.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:21:36): Ah
elan_einlhander (22:21:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:21:43): I'll cut you some slack, then.
elan_einlhander (22:21:55): Because Crono could easily be a DBZ char if no one knew better.
elan_einlhander (22:22:03): Especially if you play the PSX one, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:05): And so now, when people say that SSJ4 is the highest, I always go, "Sir, I believe you're forgetting SuPer SaIYAN FivE CRONO!"
elan_einlhander (22:22:06): With the Anime.
elan_einlhander (22:22:26): *so sick of dying to these stupid genome soldiers*
elan_einlhander (22:22:43): I ran out of ammo, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:03): I was like "Hey, I'm doing good, I have a nice vantage point, shooting them in the neck when they walk in"
elan_einlhander (22:23:13): "Here comes the last few... *click click*... uh oh..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:56): In Snake Eater they constantly make fun of James Bond movies because they were made in the sixties.
elan_einlhander (22:24:11): Rofl, awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:24:21): THEY FUSED
elan_einlhander (22:24:22): YES
elan_einlhander (22:24:26): GAME ON BITCHES
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:28): YEEES.
elan_einlhander (22:24:38): *in love with fusio-*
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:39): Snake and Liquid should fuse.
elan_einlhander (22:24:39): It failed...
elan_einlhander (22:24:41): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:44): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (22:25:02): They did the dance, they glowed.
elan_einlhander (22:25:04): But nothing happened.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:20): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (22:25:28): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:25:57): "Who made you the fusion master mister straight-fingers? HUH? Maybe your toes were pointed in!"
elan_einlhander (22:25:59): -Vegeta.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:06): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:26:29): That is now officially my favourite Vegeta quote.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:44): I forget my favourite Vegeta quote.
elan_einlhander (22:26:50): OH SNAP
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:51): It was something about when he first stayed at Bulma's house.
elan_einlhander (22:26:54): Goku turned back into a kid.
elan_einlhander (22:26:58): Game over...
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:04): And he was like, "Shut up and get me a towel, woman!"
elan_einlhander (22:27:10): I know your favourite Vegeta quote.
elan_einlhander (22:27:13): "Is that okay?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:17): Oh yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:27:31): SSJ4 Vegeta standing next to chibi Goku.
elan_einlhander (22:27:34): What a shame.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:34): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:38): What a shame indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:40): And yet, adorable.
elan_einlhander (22:27:41): They're fucked.
elan_einlhander (22:27:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:43): Adorable.
elan_einlhander (22:27:45): KID GOKU
elan_einlhander (22:27:50): Have you got him yet?
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:51): SSJ4 Chibi Goku would be awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:52): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:57): I don't have any characters,lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:13): Okay, play Goku's plot, and go to Grandpa Gohan's house like right after you fight Radditz.
elan_einlhander (22:28:17): You'll get him.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:22): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:31): ~needs to know these things... but refuses to look up a guide~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:51): I can probably tell you how to get most of the characters.
elan_einlhander (22:28:55): My memory is foggy.
elan_einlhander (22:29:00): But I still know the gist of it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:04): I still only have 27.
elan_einlhander (22:29:12): Anyone you're particularly interested in?
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:15): Broly.
elan_einlhander (22:29:28): Okay, get to the Buu saga, and when you and Vegeta are gonna fuse
elan_einlhander (22:29:39): You have to like, visit all of the other potential fusers.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:50): Yeah, I found Hercule,lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:53): Tien, Hercule, and... someone, there's a place right by where Tien is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:55): And someone else.
elan_einlhander (22:29:59): Go there too.,
elan_einlhander (22:30:06): WHen you've visited all of those, fight Super Buu.
elan_einlhander (22:30:17): If you did it right, after you fight Buu inside himself, they should mention another evil energy.
elan_einlhander (22:30:22): That's Broly, go get 'im.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:27): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:30): Broly is a pimp.
elan_einlhander (22:30:35): He's scary as fuck, watch out
elan_einlhander (22:30:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:42): *hopes your difficulty is low*
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:51): It is. You know how I do. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:56): DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:59): KRILLIN.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:59): IS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:00): A.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:01): BEAST.
elan_einlhander (22:31:03): I told you
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:04): Why?!
elan_einlhander (22:31:04): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:11): He's a swift fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:18): I noticed that he always made it high in the tournaments, and then just finished his plot today.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:27): And I was like, "Good God... This is the best character since Kid Buu!"
elan_einlhander (22:31:37): Kid Buu is just so much cheaper, though.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:44): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:54): I kinda perfer Super Buu, though
elan_einlhander (22:31:56): Simply for his ultimate.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:09): Super Buu is a fuckin' beast.
elan_einlhander (22:32:18): Even more so when you absorb Gotenks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:24): Best Harry quote ever.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:33): Joker45756: u have to have a little vevil in you...but not too mcuh
elan_einlhander (22:32:49): ...*wonders if he meant devil*
elan_einlhander (22:32:56): *but knowing Harry, you never know*
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:05): bb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:06): ...brb.
elan_einlhander (22:33:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:19): Backish.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:33): MGS 3 has a James Bond opening, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:42): *still trying to beat this..*
elan_einlhander (22:51:47): I've tried like eight tactics, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:55): The only shot I really have is perfect aim.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:03): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:18): If you lose ninety more times, your aim is bound to get better, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:44): I got a frickin' game over in Snake Eater for killing Ocelot, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:08): NO SPOILERDS
elan_einlhander (22:53:09): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:17): How about spoilers? :D
elan_einlhander (22:53:20): Fuck you.
elan_einlhander (22:53:22): Up the ass
elan_einlhander (22:53:23): With a potato.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:44): Well fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:46): In the nostril.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:49): With a pineapple.
elan_einlhander (22:53:52): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (22:53:55): Which would hurt more.
elan_einlhander (22:57:03): I have to go straight into first-person mode, whip out my socom, and plant a bullet in all three of their necks before they shoot me.
elan_einlhander (22:57:13): Then dive into the jail cell and shoot the rest as they come.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:18): Rah rah rah.
elan_einlhander (22:57:19): One-hit kills is all I can afford.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:20): :D
elan_einlhander (22:57:27): And of course, they're wearing bullet-proof vests or something
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:29): PSX version didn't have one-hit kills.
elan_einlhander (22:57:33): So shoots to their chest don't even stun them.
elan_einlhander (22:58:22): shots*
elan_einlhander (22:58:25): God my spelling is off.
elan_einlhander (22:58:41): Lol, you know you get the neck-shot, 'cause blood literally sprays out of their neck.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:42): ~didn't even notice, since he's such an under-educate (completely made-up word)~
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:48): Apparently, I made up the noun "educate."
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:03): Pronounced like "advocate."
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:32): I used to say "under-educate" all the time instead of "idiot," but then someone called me on it and I looked it up, and there's no such thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:39): Remember me telling you about the char Kuwabara in MM?
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:06): Many times.
elan_einlhander (23:05:35): Talking to him, after the Clan-tastrophe.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:06:38): And about Thomas.
elan_einlhander (23:06:44): Doug's feelings on Thomas are so mixed.
elan_einlhander (23:07:06): He's stabbed me in the back on countless occasions, and I've spazzed on him, yet I'd still stand by him in anything.
elan_einlhander (23:07:08): Funny how that works.
elan_einlhander (23:07:14): He's an ass, god is he an ass.
elan_einlhander (23:07:24): Yet I still have the faith that he's a good person inside.
elan_einlhander (23:07:36): Meh.
elan_einlhander (23:07:40): I should talk to him.
elan_einlhander (23:07:45): I sorta flipped out on him last time we spoke.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:49): y
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:55): yu do that
elan_einlhander (23:07:57): David, no.
elan_einlhander (23:07:59): Not now, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:53): David couldn't be serious for the life of him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:05): "My mom died."
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:09): "That BITCH!"
elan_einlhander (23:12:10): Until he's having a mental attack.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): "...WHAT?!"
elan_einlhander (23:12:17): Then he's too serious, and such a pansie bitch.
elan_einlhander (23:12:20): pansy*
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:20): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:39): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:39): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:40): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:54): TV Guide Channel, interviewing the stars of the new "Star Trek" show.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:05): "So, this show is going to be different from the old ones?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:32): Surfer-dude like guy: "Yeah, haha. I mean, c'mon... We're in a whole new GALAXY. It doesn't get much newer than that! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:36): David commences to crack up.
elan_einlhander (23:15:19): ....ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:31): David: "Let that tired show DIE!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:44): "You've done EVERTHING! It doesn't MATTER what galaxy you're in; space is SPACE!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:59): "It's vast and full of planets to explore and alien races to meet, blah blah blah."
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:08): And seducing green women.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:10): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:17:15): I will beat this
elan_einlhander (23:17:17): Eventually.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:51): ~has the James Bondy "Snake Eater" song stuck in his head~
elan_einlhander (23:18:48): I DID IT
elan_einlhander (23:18:49): HA
elan_einlhander (23:18:52): FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:04): Get hype, Doug. Well, I guess I don't need to tell you that, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:19:06): *quite possibly one of the worst things to EVER say*
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:19:18): Fuck you Meril.
elan_einlhander (23:19:29): I hope you get clamped in the elevevator.
elan_einlhander (23:19:34): Then ripped apart as it moves down.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:07): And then raped by Liquid Snakes' mighty penis.
elan_einlhander (23:20:21): In the ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:32): His "Liquid Snake," if you will.
elan_einlhander (23:20:43): His "Solid Snake," if you will.
elan_einlhander (23:20:51): *would find it hilarious if Snake made a joke like that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:56): I hope you get impaled on Liquid Snake's solid snake.
elan_einlhander (23:21:04): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:26): ~kinda wants to start a DBZ RP now, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:34): ~but knows that'd suck, and badly~
elan_einlhander (23:26:45): *has salsa AND beans in front of him*
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:57): YOU BASTARD!
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:01): ~said that out loud, REALLY loud~
elan_einlhander (23:27:12): Rofl, that's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:25): I could hardly type it, because my fingers were twitching, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:36): Yell corn Tostidos, orange juice.
elan_einlhander (23:27:39): And three oreos.
elan_einlhander (23:28:05): Yellow*
elan_einlhander (23:29:26): Meijer refried beans are officially my favourite, now.
elan_einlhander (23:29:30): They are the perfect texture.
elan_einlhander (23:29:31): It's crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:51): How much do they cost per can?
elan_einlhander (23:30:09): 87 cents.
elan_einlhander (23:30:13): Full-sized can.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:13): ...What?
elan_einlhander (23:30:18): .87 dollars.
elan_einlhander (23:30:31): $0.87
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:32): 70 + 17 cents?
elan_einlhander (23:30:36): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:52): Wow.
elan_einlhander (23:31:14): Buy a can sometime.
elan_einlhander (23:31:20): I'll bet you agree they're the best.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:39): Then so it shall be.
elan_einlhander (23:32:31): Mint Oreos don't seem like a great idea with me.
elan_einlhander (23:32:35): These suck with milk.
elan_einlhander (23:32:44): Which is a crime for Oreos.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:51): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:33:02): It's like brushing your teeth then drinking milk.
elan_einlhander (23:33:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:06): We all know how that is
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:06): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:12): Of course we do.
elan_einlhander (23:33:30): Or brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice, like now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:40): Yep. Love that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:48): Tastes SO good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:49): MMM.
elan_einlhander (23:33:52): So wonderfully good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:55): All nice and bitter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:56): And nasty.
elan_einlhander (23:33:57): Like drinking Jesus' urine.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:58): And evil.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:00): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:05): Well put.
elan_einlhander (23:34:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:23): How can something so good taste so bad.
elan_einlhander (23:34:27): Point in case, Jesus' urine.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:37): Maybe Jesus' urine is pure evil, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:40): Hence why he expels it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:44): CASTS IT DOWN, if you will.
elan_einlhander (23:34:52): Down into the bowels of purity.
elan_einlhander (23:34:56): AKA, the toilet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:05): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:20): Or as I now like to call it
elan_einlhander (23:35:22): The commode.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:41): ~read "the comrade" first, and thought it was funnier~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:51): Lolzzzzz.
elan_einlhander (23:36:07): *never trusted Master Miller for a SECOND*
elan_einlhander (23:36:10): *can't imagine who would*
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:24): ~trusted Master Miller like a father~
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:32): ~cried when he was betrayed~
elan_einlhander (23:38:15): You did no.
elan_einlhander (23:38:16): not*
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:40): David: "Nooooooo!!111one11 ;o;o;o;"
elan_einlhander (23:41:46): *leaving a trail of blood wherever he walks now*
elan_einlhander (23:41:49): This really sucks, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:56): I am way too easy to track like this.
elan_einlhander (23:42:41): And now I have to fight Ocelot with zero health.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:41): Good luck! :
elan_einlhander (23:43:48): D
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:01): Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:08): You know me too well, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:20): *loves how deep the plot of this game goes*
elan_einlhander (23:46:21): *so much*
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:33): Yep. It's a great game.
elan_einlhander (23:47:11): Awesome game.
elan_einlhander (23:47:17): *watching Ocelot's scene*
elan_einlhander (23:47:23): *which is so much more impressive with good graphics*
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:27): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:48:41): elan_einlhander: The colt single action army elan_einlhander: The greatest hand gun ever made. elan_einlhander: Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves. Kodora : And you'd use this because..? elan_einlhander: Because it's the... greatest handgun ever made..?
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:49:27): She's a peace-nick, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:49:35): Vegetarian and all.
elan_einlhander (23:50:35): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:50:45): *looked away from the screen for a second, ran into the wires* :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:32): I did it again
elan_einlhander (23:51:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:52:09): GOD DAMN IT
elan_einlhander (23:52:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:52:14): I keep leaning in too close.
elan_einlhander (23:55:07): And of course the HILARITY of Ocelot's hand getting cut off
elan_einlhander (23:55:13): Because it gets CUT off, then he raises his stump.
elan_einlhander (23:55:16): About a second later
elan_einlhander (23:55:19): It starts SPRAYING
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:29): Snake, the walking plague.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:50): "Hey buddy, here to save you."
elan_einlhander (23:56:53): "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
elan_einlhander (23:56:55): *dead x_x*
elan_einlhander (23:58:59): I love the tranquilizer.
elan_einlhander (23:59:18): Hiding behind a rail, just going *pfft* and I have to go and say "Oops, dart in your neck" each time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:30): Rofl.

1-9-05


elan_einlhander (0:01:29): Now to get my silencer.
elan_einlhander (0:03:43): Best addition to this game is being able to hide in lockers and store bodies in them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:41): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:07:28): I could swear the supressor was here..
elan_einlhander (0:09:13): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:09:21): WHAT TACTICAL MANEUVERING, DOUG.
elan_einlhander (0:09:33): Camera about to see me, so I DIVE down the staircase thinking I crawl.
elan_einlhander (0:09:45): I smash my head and tumble, and am now laying on my back.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:09:48): Surely someone heard me.
elan_einlhander (0:11:04): OH MY GOD A RATION
elan_einlhander (0:11:08): I DONT BELIEVE IT
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:58): Lol. Doug's gonna cherish that baby.
elan_einlhander (0:13:22): I accidentally held a guy up.
elan_einlhander (0:13:23): god damn
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:00): Oops, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:17): ~just accidentally got buff~
elan_einlhander (0:15:16): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:37): Nothing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:41): Just David-brand idiocy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:59): Doug accidentally got buff IRL, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:23): I remember when Doug was talking about how he suddenly noticed his arms getting some intonation and couldn't stop looking in the mirror.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:26): From pushing carts, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:46): Did you ever watch Kenan and Kel? ~more randomness~
elan_einlhander (0:18:51): Since then he pushes about four more-
elan_einlhander (0:18:52): Yes
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:02): I'm drinking orange soda right now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:21): And whenever someone asks me if I like orange soda, I have to say, "I do, I do, I DO-oo!" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:52): And, surprisingly, everyone I've ever said that to has recognized it from Kenan and Kel.
elan_einlhander (0:20:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:17): *never notices grenades*
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:27): Neither do I. Isn't it GREAT? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:32): "...hey, they stopped shooting."
elan_einlhander (0:20:35): "Sweet."
elan_einlhander (0:20:37): *BLAM*
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:42): David: "They'll never find me under here. *BOOM!*"
elan_einlhander (0:20:54): Yeah, when you're pressed up against something
elan_einlhander (0:20:59): They toss a grenade under it.,
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:36): My brother's lack of understanding for stealth.
elan_einlhander (0:26:42): Doug, crouched behind a crate.
elan_einlhander (0:26:44): "Shoot that guy!
elan_einlhander (0:26:51): "no need, he's not in my way..."
elan_einlhander (0:26:54): "Shoot him!"
elan_einlhander (0:26:58): "They'll hear the damn shot."
elan_einlhander (0:27:04): "Get the silencer!"
elan_einlhander (0:27:15): "They'll notice when he doesn't report in, no need to risk blowing my cover."
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:02): Lol. ~kills everyone in Metal Gear games~
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:04): ~EVERYONE`
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:17): ~doesn't leave a room until everyone is dead~ ~is too afraid of getting caught, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:27): I think that, if I leave one guy alive, he'll sneak up on me later, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:30:14): Welp, you'd lose this game bad then
elan_einlhander (0:30:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:30:25): If they die, you hear a call asking them to report in.
elan_einlhander (0:30:33): If they don't, the attack gets sent in to scout for you.
elan_einlhander (0:30:36): And the guard is replaced.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:52): Yeah. In this game, HQ never calls soldiers. Soldiers only call HQ.
elan_einlhander (0:31:00): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:27): And not if you shoot out their radios, bwahahaha.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:36): David, running around, sniping everyone's radios.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:45): Then just TORTURING them all to death, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:32:50): Choking is still my favourite way to get rid of someone.
elan_einlhander (0:32:53): Choke 'em, hide 'em.
elan_einlhander (0:33:02): They don't call on you, for some reason
elan_einlhander (0:33:05): The HQ
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:12): That's what mine was in MGS, but I love slitting throats in this new game. You don't get a knife in MGS 1.
elan_einlhander (0:33:25): Oh shit, you can slit throats?
elan_einlhander (0:33:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:33:28): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:33:31): Quiet, effective.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:41): I run up behind them, grab them, hold their mouth shut so they can't call anyone, and slit their throats.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:59): Or, tranq them in the back of the head, drag them away into the tall grass, then cut them up while they sleep.
elan_einlhander (0:34:09): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:34:11): Horrible.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:34): Since this game is on PS2, where every button counts as two buttons or more, really, there's an amazing number of things you can do.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:52): You can interrogate guys in this game, lol, which I've done many times.
elan_einlhander (0:35:01): That's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:06): When you grab them, you hold your arm over their mouth so they can't call anyone. You hold them by pushing the O button, and if you push it down hard, you slit their throat. There's also a whole lot of other stuff you can do. If you push down on the left stick, you bring your arm from over their mouth but press your knife to their neck, and say, "TALK!," and they give you information.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:22): Like how many guys are around. Where they are. What they're armed with. Random game hints, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:42): After awhile, they just say, "Bastard!!" or some other such thing, and that's when I cut their throats, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:01): Lol, I lost the game case.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:06): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:37:07): *trying to guess Meryl's frequency*
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:23): Or you could just use a FAQ! :O
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:31): Doug: :'(
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:36): David: Awww... or you could just guess.
elan_einlhander (0:37:37): I could also suck my own dick.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:38): Doug: :)
elan_einlhander (0:37:39): But I won't
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:31): Quote me when I say, "If you were a boy, I'd make some off-colour comment about the entire country of Scotland doing me oral sexual favours right now."
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:57): When IMing with some girl who said she really love Scottish guys.
elan_einlhander (0:39:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:39:16): Of course, Snake NEVER introduces himself.
elan_einlhander (0:39:19): Everyone just guesses.
elan_einlhander (0:39:23): WHo are you!
elan_einlhander (0:39:29): "My name is not important..."
elan_einlhander (0:39:35): "Could you be... Solid Snake?!"
elan_einlhander (0:39:44): "...well damn."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:25): "No, I'm Bozo the clown, now let's get the Hell outta here."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:47): "No, I'm the ghost of Dave-fuckin'-Thomas, now let's go."
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): "No, I'm McGuyver, now let's get the heck outta dodge."
elan_einlhander (0:41:09): "Women have more hiding places than men.."
elan_einlhander (0:41:14): Doug: "God damn it.."
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:21): Doug can never escape sex, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:24): On his mind CONSTANTLY.
elan_einlhander (0:41:27): He now blames Meryl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:32): That slut.
elan_einlhander (0:41:51): Because I had to go and say "I'd like to slide my card through your slot"
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:42:08): Or Doug's classic: "I'd like to salt her pepper."
elan_einlhander (0:42:11): Which means NOTHING.
elan_einlhander (0:42:13): He just made it up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:14): Nothing.
elan_einlhander (0:42:18): But it clearly has sexual meaning.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:18): Clearly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:31): I said something like that today, too, but I forget what it was. I wish I could remember.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:41): OH, I KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:38): Some stupid girl was on the TV Guide Channel, and the host asked her stupid blonde, too-much-make-up ass "What was your favourite show growing up?" and she said, "The Price is Right. I'm really good at fill-in-the-blank." I said, "I'll fill in YOUR blank." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:45:12): We do that way too oftenj.
elan_einlhander (0:45:13): often*
elan_einlhander (0:46:45): Mei Ling: "In China they say "You must cross the river to tell the crocodile it has bad breath.""
elan_einlhander (0:46:51): Snake: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
elan_einlhander (0:46:54): "SAVE MY GAME.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:32): In Snake Eater, there's a "talk to stupid movie girl" channel and a "have stupid movie girl save your game channel."
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:49): So you don't have to listen to her stupid ass if you don't want to, lol. You can cut right to the chase.
elan_einlhander (0:48:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:48:05): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:39): I just call her "bitch," lol. "Save my game, bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:37): ~is proud to say that he's already eaten many snakes in Snake Eater~
elan_einlhander (0:50:57): Snake-tastic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:01): ~and rats, and frogs~
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:07): ~and more than his fair-share of crocodiles~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:18): Shit, it's Raven, forgot about him.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:29): Everyone forgets about Raven.
elan_einlhander (0:51:31): Vulcan Raven, giant and Shaman.
elan_einlhander (0:51:34): "...and Shaman?"
elan_einlhander (0:51:39): Like it's an adjective, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:40): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:46): "Since when is Shaman an adjective."
elan_einlhander (0:52:02): "Snakes do not belong in Alaska...."
elan_einlhander (0:52:11): "I'm... pretty sure Raven's don't either."
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:17): "Neither do shirtless guys, but you don't hear me bitchin'."
elan_einlhander (0:54:09): *got ran over*
elan_einlhander (0:54:10): *lol*
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:02:44): Mother fucker
elan_einlhander (1:02:45): I ran into it
elan_einlhander (1:02:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:02:51): Which of COURSE kills me.
elan_einlhander (1:03:02): Snake bumps his head and is out of commision.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:08:38): God damn this
elan_einlhander (1:08:39): lol, I'm done.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:48): What are you doing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:05): RPing.
elan_einlhander (1:10:12): Fag.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:27): "In his odd body-suit of patched leather, he would likely appear to be some manner of exotic soldier." My man PT. :D
elan_einlhander (1:10:47): Your man PT is totally gay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:53): He is, too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:56): A great big flamer.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:58): He loves fat cocks.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:01): Fat, long cocks.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:04): ...
elan_einlhander (1:11:05): In his ass.
elan_einlhander (1:11:07): ...
elan_einlhander (1:11:08): Too far?
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:09): You started it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:20): David apparently thinks about this a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:30): Since David is SO gay.
elan_einlhander (1:11:34): SO VERY fay.
elan_einlhander (1:11:35): ..
elan_einlhander (1:11:36): gay*
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:58): I'm just waiting for him to come out of the closet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:23): Someone RPing a gambler with the tagline "Time to toss the dice," reminding me of my RP pregnancy skit, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:12:36): Preggers
elan_einlhander (1:12:37): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:51): "We just HAD to go and cyber, didn't we? Now there's a chance that our characters might have a kid. God, I can't watch... just roll the damn dice."
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:03): *chicka-chicka-chicka clack*
elan_einlhander (1:13:08): How very lame, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:23): "...Damn! We just rolled a natural 20 in pregnancy! Looks like it's TRIPLETS! :'("
elan_einlhander (1:13:28): Shitxxor.
elan_einlhander (1:14:10): You should have suggesting eating them.
elan_einlhander (1:14:37): "No I'm full.... FULL OF DEAD BABIES."
elan_einlhander (1:14:43): HAHAHHHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:46): Rofl. What's that from?
elan_einlhander (1:14:51): Sealab.
elan_einlhander (1:14:54): Baby eating trees.
elan_einlhander (1:14:55): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:55): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:15:38): of course David's classic, yet horrendous killing babies jokes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:05): So many of them, although I've forgotten most of them now, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:22): Doritos, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:36): All I remember is, "How do you get 20 babies into a jar?" "A blender. How do you get them out?" "Doritos." Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:58): Those were the best two, lol
elan_einlhander (1:17:12): People are like: :O
elan_einlhander (1:17:31): Doug is like: "BWAHAHAHAA'
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:04): And, of course, the classic "Cancer" joke.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:47): "What did the deaf, blind, retarded boy get for Christmas?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:50): "What?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:52): "CANCER!"
elan_einlhander (1:18:56): HAHAHHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:57): "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
elan_einlhander (1:19:00): That really is hilarious
elan_einlhander (1:19:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:19:17): And you gotta say it with that huge stupid grin on your face.
elan_einlhander (1:19:19): "CANCER!! :D"
elan_einlhander (1:19:22): "GET IT??"
elan_einlhander (1:19:27): And crack UP
elan_einlhander (1:19:32): Everyone will hate you in no time.
elan_einlhander (1:21:58): Damn women.
elan_einlhander (1:22:02): I was about to go to bed.
elan_einlhander (1:22:09): And Seraphin says "Wanna help me level?? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:48): Chatalot char:
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:50): A Yellow Bellied Bass Don't ask questions, I'll tell no lies. Take my fin and together we'll fry. (#1177191519); idle 246 seconds 
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:08): David: "...Brilliant."
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:10): Aw, Rin.
elan_einlhander (1:23:14): Her song
elan_einlhander (1:23:15): Sooooooooo cute!
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:28): wtf is Rin.
elan_einlhander (1:23:35): Inuyasha.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:47): Ah.
elan_einlhander (1:26:54): Lol, I started talking to the TV at work.
elan_einlhander (1:26:58): And got more people hating me.
elan_einlhander (1:27:10): It was that violence against women one.
elan_einlhander (1:27:16): I was like "Violence in general is wrong."
elan_einlhander (1:27:18): Some chick was like
elan_einlhander (1:27:27): "GOD DOUG, why do you have to be so NEGATIVE all the time?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:33): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:33): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:34): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:34): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:35): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:27:40): I was flabbergasted.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:21): I would've laughed my ass off if I was there.
elan_einlhander (1:28:42): I gave her the who's in the bathroom and said "There is no WAY you're serious."
elan_einlhander (1:29:02): who's in the bathroom look*
elan_einlhander (1:29:41): Doug is so God damned negative.
elan_einlhander (1:45:08): Ever used some anti-infection cream?
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:31): I think so. Why?
elan_einlhander (1:45:41): I'm not sure what to look for, can you think of the brand?
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:47): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:45:59): Kay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:08): Look for "anti-bacterial," I think is the technical term.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:10): Or...
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:17): ...uh...
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:32): I dunno, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:53): What do you need it for?
elan_einlhander (1:47:18): The top of my foot has a sore, and it can't get better because it's pressed on whenever my boots are on.
elan_einlhander (1:47:40): So I wanna get some cream and gauze.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:15): Hm.
elan_einlhander (1:48:27): Suggestion of me wife.
elan_einlhander (1:48:30): She's smart about that stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:36): Ah.
elan_einlhander (1:48:47): I don't know more generic things about health and basic house maintenence.
elan_einlhander (1:48:53): But she's a pro, so I trust her judgemenrt.
elan_einlhander (1:48:55): judgement*
elan_einlhander (18:23:46): Wake your sleepy, Mexican ass up.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:18): Guess who's back.
elan_einlhander (19:58:25): My penis?
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:30): Close.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:31): Me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:58:40): David = Doug's penis.
elan_einlhander (19:58:47): Basic math.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:48): David = congruent to Doug's penis.
elan_einlhander (19:58:55): Speaking of my penis.
elan_einlhander (19:59:04): Sounds like I'm going to Anime convention in May.
elan_einlhander (19:59:06): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:09): WHAT?!
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:10): Why?
elan_einlhander (19:59:22): Because The Highlander has requested my attendance.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:34): Well, good luck with that. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:59:42): I know, I'm sure I'll regret it 10-fold.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:59:59): They want me to dress up, too.
elan_einlhander (20:00:01): So yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:00:03): Awesome?
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:05): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:26): ~will sneak in just to take a picture~
elan_einlhander (20:00:34): I'll get pictures, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:45): We're gonna stay in a hotel for the weekend, though.
elan_einlhander (20:00:47): So that'll be cool.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:50): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:00:55): Game on with The Highlander.
elan_einlhander (20:00:58): ...and Highlandra.
elan_einlhander (20:01:05): And whoever else he drags along, lol
elan_einlhander (20:01:27): *would love to beat Highlandra SO BAD in a game that she cries. :D*
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:58): I'm thinking I'll go as Elan.
elan_einlhander (20:02:02): You know you'd like that.
elan_einlhander (20:02:12): *refuses to be an Anime or video game character*
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:13): Get a wig. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:18): Fuck that, I'll use my OWN hair.
elan_einlhander (20:02:22): It's getting long enough.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:36): But you need to colour it, then.
elan_einlhander (20:02:44): I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
elan_einlhander (20:02:48): It'll make me a better man.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:01): Meanwhile, I have no hot water now.
elan_einlhander (20:03:02): :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:06): :O
elan_einlhander (20:03:15): It just gets SHITTIER and SHITTIER over here.
elan_einlhander (20:03:16): I swear
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:31): Well, at least you're not a genome soldier.
elan_einlhander (20:03:42): *is gonna have to take a cold shower tomorrow*
elan_einlhander (20:03:47): *REALLY isn't looking forward to that*
elan_einlhander (20:03:54): I haven't showered in like a week, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:55): That sucks heavily.
elan_einlhander (20:03:58): I should be getting around to that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:09:29): I'm not sure if I'm supposed to register as an individual, or as a group, though.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:26): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (20:10:44): Sooooooo I guess I'll wait to register.
elan_einlhander (20:10:56): *never thought that in his ENTIRE life he'd be doing this*
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:38): Doug, walking past all of the anime nerds, looking around. :D
elan_einlhander (20:11:48): Hating all of them so much
elan_einlhander (20:11:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:11:51): Especially the chicks.
elan_einlhander (20:11:58): Highlandra is going as a Chocobo.
elan_einlhander (20:12:09): And I OF COURSE had to make a joke about riding.
elan_einlhander (20:12:13): In front of John
elan_einlhander (20:12:13): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:34): Oh shit, this is the craziest sceen in the game.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:34): I'm proud to say that, today, in MGS, I killed about 100 soldiers, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:37): So
elan_einlhander (20:16:37): much
elan_einlhander (20:16:40): blood
elan_einlhander (20:16:47): Oh my god
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:49): What scene? There was no blood in the PSX MGS, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:54): Except for from Ocelot's hand.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:57): Oh wait.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:59): Ninja scene.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:01): Cyborg Ninja killing EVERYONE
elan_einlhander (20:17:02): Yes
elan_einlhander (20:17:10): Cutting people in half.
elan_einlhander (20:17:22): When I beat this again, you're gonna come over, and we'll watch all of the scenes.
elan_einlhander (20:17:25): They have an option for it
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:01): They do in MGS, too. I sat through and watched them all like a movie.
elan_einlhander (20:18:04): You just watch the scenes, it's like a asmall movie.
elan_einlhander (20:18:05): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:07): I mean, in the PSX version.
elan_einlhander (20:18:08): But it's ten times better here.
elan_einlhander (20:18:40): Cyborg Ninja, totally splattered with blood.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:19:44): And of course, Otacon wetting himself.
elan_einlhander (20:19:58): Twice
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:28): Someone already wet themselves in Snake Eater too, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:33): VT WUZ HEER.
elan_einlhander (20:27:40): I bleed from fucking nothing.
elan_einlhander (20:27:46): ANYTHING hits me I start bleeding.
elan_einlhander (20:27:49): And bleeding never stops.
elan_einlhander (20:27:54): It's fucking bs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:57): Snake is... uh... what's that word.
elan_einlhander (20:28:01): A pussy?
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:02): Where you bleed real easily.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:04): Yeah, that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:09): Yeah, a pussy
elan_einlhander (20:28:15): Bleeds non-stop for days
elan_einlhander (20:30:01): Ninja's punching me, and I start bleeding.
elan_einlhander (20:30:09): HOW DOES A CONCUSIVE BLOW JUST MAKE ME BLEED LIKE THAT
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:21): Maybe he hit you in the nose. :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:28): So hard that your leg erupted.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:23): God damn it.
elan_einlhander (20:33:25): This game pisses me off
elan_einlhander (20:33:33): It's way too hard like this.
elan_einlhander (20:33:36): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:47): grow up doug >:(
elan_einlhander (20:33:57): Fuck you, David.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:02): >:(((((
elan_einlhander (20:34:27): Because more paranthesis obviously means MORE upset.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:33): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:47): Either that or it's just John frowning really hard.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:50): With seven chins.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:35:12): Harsh.
elan_einlhander (20:41:05): *bangs his mother-fucking head on the desk*
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:22): ~covers your desk with razors~ >:D
elan_einlhander (20:41:36): *carves out his brain*
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:51): http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/prankster.shtml
elan_einlhander (20:43:58): Not now
elan_einlhander (20:48:24): There, beat his ass.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:39): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:53:39): Rofl, I checked that comic.
elan_einlhander (20:53:42): I wanna do that to someone now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:07): White Ninja is semi-hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:49): Rofl, this one reminds me of you vs the ninja.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:54): http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/punched.shtml
elan_einlhander (20:55:08): Lol "Liar! I know that Metal Gear is nothing but a nuclear-equipped, walking death-mobile!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:23): ~doesn't remember that scene~
elan_einlhander (20:55:44): *finds it hilarious because Snake said it*
elan_einlhander (20:55:47): *death-mobile*
elan_einlhander (20:58:29): Poor Emmerichs.
elan_einlhander (20:58:34): Got jewed by God.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:00:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:00:13): Snake "You need to escape"
elan_einlhander (21:00:17): "...we're on an island."
elan_einlhander (21:00:19): "...Oh"
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:11): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:02:15): Snake's homosexual moment.
elan_einlhander (21:02:31): "Are you... feeling okay..? Not hurt or anything...?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:04:15): "If you need ammo or rations, just tell me and I'll bring them to you."
elan_einlhander (21:04:18): "LIAR!"
elan_einlhander (21:04:23): "YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:23): Rofl. http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sandwich.shtml Yeah, that's a lie.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:31): Seriously, that's not even funny, Ottocan.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:35): Or wtf your name is.
elan_einlhander (21:04:43): Otacon.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:46): I was so happy when he told me that, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:55): Lol, yeah
elan_einlhander (21:11:13): OH MY GOD A RATION.
elan_einlhander (21:15:40): Dumb-ass Meryl.
elan_einlhander (21:16:18): Fuckin' hate Meryl.
elan_einlhander (21:26:40): "Oh, so you've played Super Smash Bros. Melee have you?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:27:11): LOL
elan_einlhander (21:27:14): Snake nods at you.
elan_einlhander (21:35:27): I can't seem to prevent Psycho Mantis from reading my mind...
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:05): Have you tried blowing up his statues?
elan_einlhander (21:36:17): No, guess I'm gonna have to.
elan_einlhander (21:36:31): Usually I do the controller thing
elan_einlhander (21:36:50): Oh, it's gotta go in socket 3, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:55): The colonel just told me.
elan_einlhander (21:37:23): Except that the controller won't function in that slot...
elan_einlhander (21:37:24): Wtf
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:48): You know what pisses me off?
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:07): When people donate toys to kids that "can't afford them," when there are kids STARVING to death on the other side of the world.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:13): "Wah, wah, I have no toys." Little bitches.
elan_einlhander (21:40:24): Lol, I never thought about it that way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:30): Most people don't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:41): Hence why Toys for Tots still exists, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:40:53): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (21:40:56): Welllllllll
elan_einlhander (21:41:12): Can't really get too mad at the people doing it, since I'm going to assume they're not even thinking about it that way, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:24): If you brought it up they'd pry open their mouth, and stutter for words.
elan_einlhander (21:41:25): :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:44): Or just say, "God, David. Why do you have to be so negative all the time?" Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:42:25): ROfl
elan_einlhander (21:42:27): Classic
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:30): What made me think of that is that, on VGCats, they have some charity link that says its for a charity called "Childs Play," and the logo is a heart shape made from a video game controller wire.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:54): And I was like, "...Wtf do homeless kids need video games for?!" I clicked the link and it said about giving toys to poor kids.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:09): And I never really thought about how retarded Toys for Tots is until this day, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:00): Well, it's not retarded, so much as a big waste really.
elan_einlhander (21:48:09): Like, it's a good IDEA
elan_einlhander (21:48:10): But not YET
elan_einlhander (21:48:15): Let's feed people first.
elan_einlhander (21:48:16): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:59): ~will KILL all of the people that give toys to Toys for Tots... inGENIUS!~
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:04): That'll show 'em! >:D
elan_einlhander (21:49:19): Hells yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:51:17): Yeesh, Psycho Mantis is a hideous bastard.
elan_einlhander (21:51:39): Put that mask back on, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:28): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:52:30): Stfu Meryl
elan_einlhander (21:52:33): <- Snake
elan_einlhander (21:52:38): "You monster"
elan_einlhander (21:52:40): "Let him talk"
elan_einlhander (21:54:47): Define nostalgic for me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:05): Nostalgic = reminding of old times.
elan_einlhander (21:55:17): Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:57:22): Op, time for Meryl to get shot up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:47): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:58:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:58:33): I shot a puppy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:36): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:37): Nice.
elan_einlhander (21:59:12): Lol, now I blew a pair up with a claymore.
elan_einlhander (21:59:15): A shame they don't die.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:23): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:07): I feel all slimy now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:32): .......... has arrived... .......... (#-1275265238); idle 0 seconds waiting for someone? 
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:43): "dirge / REQUIEM" Cadence (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds Nope, not really. Interested in RPing? 
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:02): .......... (#-1275265238); idle 0 seconds yes...what are you willing to rp? or, what are you wanting to rp? 
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:11): "dirge / REQUIEM" Cadence (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds Pretty much anything, minus empty sex RP. I'm a guy, by the way. VT. Nice to meet you. 
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:24): .......... (#-1275265238); idle 0 seconds what exactly constitutes Empty sex rp? 
elan_einlhander (22:05:31): I was about to say, you should say "How 'bout I R your P."
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:37): "dirge / REQUIEM" Cadence (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds I'm a disappointed that you have to ask. Let me reitterate, then. I'm not looking forward to a sexual roleplay. 
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:50): .......... has left the room 
elan_einlhander (22:06:01): ...Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:02): "dirge / REQUIEM" Cadence (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds Ew. 
elan_einlhander (22:06:05): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:11): "dirge / REQUIEM" Cadence (#-1862914950); idle 0 seconds I feel all slimy. 
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:23): David is slimy.
elan_einlhander (22:06:37): I find it strange you felt the need to issue a warning, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:42): *wonders if it comes up ofren, now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:17): It does when you're waiting alone in a two-person room, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:20): Aj
elan_einlhander (22:07:22): Ah*
elan_einlhander (22:07:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:29): "Idiot enters the room."
elan_einlhander (22:07:29): Way to wait in a two-person room, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:39): "Idiot says, "wana fuk""
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:48): lets fuxxor
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:51): I don't understand why people care about non-voters so much.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:08): If someone doesn't wanna vote... let them. What the fuck does it matter? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:12): They figure it's a crime against our nation.
elan_einlhander (22:11:19): It DOESN'T, and that's what cool about it, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:31): If they DON'T CARE, they sure as hell shouldn't be voting.
elan_einlhander (22:11:40): Would you really want the vote cast by someone who doesn't give a shit?
elan_einlhander (22:11:43): Or someone STUPID?
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:45): Seriously. I don't... understand, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:47): I sure wouldn't.
elan_einlhander (22:11:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:56): People at work do that a lot,and I get real pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:58): People can be so stupid.
elan_einlhander (22:11:58): And serious.
elan_einlhander (22:12:23): I press my finger into their chest and say "They have the right NOT to vote, and if they don't want to you sure as hell better not harass 'em about it."
elan_einlhander (22:12:30): And my boss backs me up, so yeah
elan_einlhander (22:12:30): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:12:32): fuk u
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:40): Rofl. I've never thought about it that way.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:00): Harassing people to vote is a violation of their rights.
elan_einlhander (22:13:08): Yes, it is.
elan_einlhander (22:13:10): And that pisses me off.
elan_einlhander (22:13:13): It's not manditory.
elan_einlhander (22:13:19): And then there's the other geniuses, lol
elan_einlhander (22:13:24): "Why haven't you registered to vote?"
elan_einlhander (22:13:29): "That's how you get DRAFTED man."
elan_einlhander (22:13:37): "...you're an idiot, oh my god."
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:38): If its none of your business who the guy next to you votes for, then how is it any of your business if the guy nexts to you votes?
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:47): YEAH, ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:49): John Craft.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:53): In my English class.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:56): Supposedly so smart.
elan_einlhander (22:14:01): WHO TELLS THEM THIS
elan_einlhander (22:14:12): Registering to vote does not make you eligable for the draft, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:19): Once you turn 18, you are eligable.
elan_einlhander (22:14:27): It's not like you DON'T EXIST until you register to vote.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:55): We were filling out college entry forms in class (welcome to Adv. Comp.), and there's a box on the form that says, "I am not registered to the Selective Service. If you are not, you we will register you."
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:15): And John says, "What if you don't WANT to be registered to the Selective Service? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:33): And NO ONE had an answer but me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:44): "...You have to be. It's the law."
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:48): Idiots.
elan_einlhander (22:15:54): Lol, wow.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:05): Everyone was like, "...but there's no, 'I don't want to be' box! :O"
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:13): Even the stupid teachers.
elan_einlhander (22:16:16): WOw
elan_einlhander (22:16:19): I believe it, though.
elan_einlhander (22:16:30): Every male is eligable for the draft once they turn 18, as far as I know.
elan_einlhander (22:16:36): Save for people with certain medical conditions.
elan_einlhander (22:16:40): That's why it's the DRAFT
elan_einlhander (22:16:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:47): Like Doug. And me, since I'm gay. :D
elan_einlhander (22:16:50): If you had to choose, it wouldn't be much of a draft now would it.
elan_einlhander (22:16:54): Yes, no fags in the army.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:15): David questions his sexuality when the man from the draft board comes knocking on his door.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:32): "Maybe I'm gay? Am I gay? Do I like guys? Even a little?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:41): "Young man, your country needs you."
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:49): "...Oh, uh, sorry. I'm a fag. Yeah, a biiig flamer."
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:59): "You should see the size of my asshole. Whew!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:14): "Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna draft MY board?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:17): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:18:22): I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
elan_einlhander (22:18:23): BASTARD
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:45): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:19:07): Doug would consider dodging the draft, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:21): "Dont' you wanna FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY??"
elan_einlhander (22:20:27): "No, seriously, lol."
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:29): Doug is a pansy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:24): David doesn't believe in war.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:34): And if I got drafted, I'd go hide in a hole.
elan_einlhander (22:21:34): Precisely.
elan_einlhander (22:21:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:37): Or kill people.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:41): On my own side.
elan_einlhander (22:21:42): Kill people to avoid war!
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:44): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:54): "Hey, your country needs you."
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:03): "Need this, bitch. *shoot in the forehead.*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:55): "Casy, Chinese Elf."
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:01): David: "...Chinese elf? Wtf?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:23): "Oh yes. We have vary pointie ear. Vary small penis."
elan_einlhander (22:24:08): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:26:12): Doug, walks out of the door at work, sees Gina, Highlander, Kyle, and Thomas standing out there.
elan_einlhander (22:26:16): Says "Hey guys, what's up."
elan_einlhander (22:26:28): Kyle says "Oh we're just talking about putting all of our dicks in Gina."
elan_einlhander (22:26:32): Doug: "....Kay"
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:44): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:26:58): Kyle "Well with you, we could have two in her pussy, and two in her ass!"
elan_einlhander (22:27:06): Doug "....What about her mouth?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:27:11): *cracking up typing that*
elan_einlhander (22:27:14): WHY did I say that
elan_einlhander (22:27:17): I was disgusted
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:25): Welcome to peer pressure.
elan_einlhander (22:27:28): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:31): Enjoy your stay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:38): Peer pressure sucks
elan_einlhander (22:27:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:21): David on peer pressure.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:59): David is peer pressure incarnate.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:07): Vikings are on FIYA.
elan_einlhander (22:30:21): No shit?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:26): No SHIYA.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:31): YIYAAA!
elan_einlhander (22:31:30): There's a mode where you can make it so that it's game over if you're discovered.
elan_einlhander (22:31:41): Even once.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:47): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:32:09): Wish my M9 had more than a whopping sixteen bullets, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:41): ~needs to learn how to eat souls~
elan_einlhander (22:36:51): Salad fork.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:56): ~decides to do a Yahoo! search for it~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:30): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:37): ~has no idea why he finds this funny, but will quote it~
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:51): "Ten Reasons to Win Souls. 1. If you're wise, you'll win souls. The Bible says in Proverbs 11:30, "He that winneth souls is wise." I've written 600 songs and recorded 62 record albums. Gospel singing is good but soulwinning is better."
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:55): The description of some website.
elan_einlhander (22:41:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:50): Of course, the inner workings of David's mind, when he sees the URL www.dickinsonchurchofchrist.org
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:03): "Dick in Son, Church of Christ? About raping Jesus, or something?"
elan_einlhander (22:43:10): *thought that, too*
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:08): Rofl. "Do You Really Want to Go to Heaven?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:14): The question we all need to ask ourselves.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:28): Do you REALLY want to go? REALLY? Come on, now. I'm sure its great and everything, but seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:34): ORLF
elan_einlhander (22:45:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:39): Orlf
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:41): "Soul's Harvest Church."
elan_einlhander (22:45:51): David's church, right there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:56): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:03): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:17): "Defense Wins Championships, Offense Wins Souls."
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:42): Funny what you find when you search for "souls."
elan_einlhander (22:46:52): Funny what you can find period
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:05): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:24): Terrorists, Beware: I Am Going To Eat Your Soul! (Dec 12 2001) By John Ashcroft No matter where you hide, I will find you. I hunt you down, smoke you out of your holes, and eat your delicious souls. You are no match for me. Like the other day, we brought in this guy -- they caught him inspecting chemical freight cars at a rail terminal near a DuPont factory and was carrying instructions on how to make atomic bombs written in Arabic. He kept talking about lawyers, his rights, he was being totally non-cooperative. Then I went into the interrogation. I spoke to him. I cleared the table. "Listen," I said. "I don't want your information. I want to eat your soul!" 
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:30): http://www.dailysedative.com/content/278_terroris.html
elan_einlhander (22:50:18): Lol, Tonight, I dine on souls!
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:26): This site is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:22): Existance Of Vagina Discredited Many leading biologists are beginning to rule out the possibility of the existance of the female vagina, since a single sample of the anatomical phenomenon has not been observed by a reputable scientist in more than 30 years. These findings have been in the vain of countless attempts to observe the vagina... read more > > 
elan_einlhander (22:55:48): Lol..
elan_einlhander (23:04:31): Speaking of vaginas, mine itches terribly.
elan_einlhander (23:04:42): OH
elan_einlhander (23:04:42): LOL
elan_einlhander (23:04:44): GOOD QUOTE
elan_einlhander (23:04:50): Talking about girls wearing pajama bottoms.
elan_einlhander (23:04:59): I told this guy I always wanted to yank them down, since they're so thin.
elan_einlhander (23:05:11): And I mentioned that if I were to kick that girl in the crotch, my foot would end up soaking wet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:30): Wow, Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:05:45): I know, one of the most perverted things I've said in public.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:41): Mike Tyson is a genius.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:55): http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html
elan_einlhander (23:08:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:04): I read all of those quotes. He is awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:10:24): "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:11:44): "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
elan_einlhander (23:11:47): *cracked up at that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:01): "Infantile retard."
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:43): That site made me admire Mike Tyson, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:01): "I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain." 
elan_einlhander (23:14:31): Tyson's a crazy mother-fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:57): I like the one that goes, "I'm on Zoloft so I won't I kill ya'll."
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:47): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:15:53): *took Zoloft, finds that hilarious*
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:18:25): Discombobulating.
elan_einlhander (23:18:27): Lol, awesome word.
elan_einlhander (23:18:41): He is a God.
elan_einlhander (23:18:48): "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." 
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:01): He's a genius, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:57): http://www.landoverbaptist.org/christianreader.html
elan_einlhander (23:21:22): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:21:23): that donky
elan_einlhander (23:21:26): Donkey*
elan_einlhander (23:21:30): GLorY!
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:10): Religious leaders around the country believe it will replace most high school science textbooks in the next four years.
elan_einlhander (23:31:11): W-what?
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:19): Lol. It's not real.
elan_einlhander (23:31:41): Oh
elan_einlhander (23:31:43): Aw mayne
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:27): *finds it mildly ironic how any Christian can be such a selfish, and uncaring person*
elan_einlhander (23:35:33): You'd think they'd vomit all over themselves.
elan_einlhander (23:35:35): ol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:38): Well put.
elan_einlhander (23:35:38): With blood and siemen.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:36:02): Guy at work is like that, Steve.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:05): God, RPers are such nerds.
elan_einlhander (23:36:08): No shit
elan_einlhander (23:36:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:36:13): Only nerds RP
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:16): I was in a room with the handle "d/R"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:28): I noticed that, at the top of the room, it said "Read the FAQ. It's mandatory."
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:50): So I did, and in part of the FAQ, it said "Handles must not be OOC. They must contain the name of the character being played."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:32): So I said, "Welp, guess my name is in violation of the rules. If anyone wants to RP, message me on AIM, Yahoo!, or MSN" and gave my screen names.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:37): And then I left.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:44): Minutes later, I get a message from the admin on MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:59): maurkus@hotmail.com says: Yup. You were. Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: Thank you for the supporting opinion. Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: Unneccessary as it was. maurkus@hotmail.com says: The supporting opinion counts. I'm the admin. Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: So I noticed, but I left the room, acknowledging my error, so I hardly see the purpose of messaging me. maurkus@hotmail.com says: *shrug* Okay, be an ass. Suits me. Have fun in some other room. Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: Thank you. maurkus@hotmail.com says: And to think that, at one time, you were a friend of mine. How sad. Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: I hardly see how I'm being an ass... maurkus@hotmail.com says: 
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:08): Have you bothered to read the stuff you've said?
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:35): Sleeping on my keyboard, you stupid idiot. says: I'm only a bit sarcastic because I feel like I'm being harassed for no good reason.
elan_einlhander (23:39:07): Lol, what a downer.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:36): God, power-crazed admin-nazis, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:53): For real, lol
elan_einlhander (23:41:01): And David's sarcasm is read as jack-assery.
elan_einlhander (23:41:06): jackassery*
elan_einlhander (23:41:43): And I'm apparenly a complete LOSER for not having really read a book in years.
elan_einlhander (23:41:50): And not wanting to.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:05): I've got this chick that ALWAYS goes: "You should read bladiblahblah."
elan_einlhander (23:42:09): And I go "No, I'll pass."
elan_einlhander (23:42:19): So finally she's like "Why won't you read the books I suggest?"
elan_einlhander (23:42:25): "I don't read ANY books, to be honest."
elan_einlhander (23:42:28): "...what?"
elan_einlhander (23:42:34): "I don't really read, I don't care for it."
elan_einlhander (23:42:46): "But you HAVE to read, books are so wonderful!!"
elan_einlhander (23:43:01): "...No, I really don't, if I want a fantasy environment, I'll play a video game."
elan_einlhander (23:43:05): And no she won't talk to me, lol
elan_einlhander (23:43:07): now*
elan_einlhander (23:43:26): Now I'm talking to ANOTHER girl about reading.
elan_einlhander (23:43:30): Which will probably turn out the same way
elan_einlhander (23:46:18): W-what are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:35): ...What?
elan_einlhander (23:47:02): Usually you have some witty retort, but now you seem distracted.
elan_einlhander (23:47:09): What ARE you doing? Just surfing the net?
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:12): Yeah. I'm still talking with that admin dude.
elan_einlhander (23:47:19): Ah, okay.
elan_einlhander (23:47:23): Then allow me to shut, the fuck, up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:24): He's really pissing me off, and feeding my desire to torch the world.
elan_einlhander (23:47:47): Do feed me all of the juicy details when you're done.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:43): I'm not crazy. WTF did he expect me to say when he frickin' messages me about my breaking the rules of the room AFTER I left the room?
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:02): I was as sarcastic as ANYONE would be.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:10): "Yup. You were breaking the rules. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:34): Wtf do you say to that OTHER than, "Gee, thanks. I already knew that."

1-10-05


elan_einlhander (0:06:05): What a hostile person.
elan_einlhander (0:06:12): He called you a name in like every other message.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:02): I know, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:10): "Dork
elan_einlhander (0:07:11): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:46): Meanwhile, talking to someone else about fanfics, fan-RP, copyrights and capitalism, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:09): Yay?
elan_einlhander (0:09:39): I should write a fanfic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:13): I'm arguing that fan-RP is okay, since RP is just a game designed for fun anyway.
elan_einlhander (0:10:30): And what's the counter-argument?
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:44): That its unoriginal, and breaks copyright law.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:56): Thus putting me in the rare position of down-talking capitalism.
elan_einlhander (0:11:13): Isn't it only copyright breaking if it makes a profit?
elan_einlhander (0:11:16): Or something like that.
elan_einlhander (0:11:28): *is DEFINITELY no economist*
elan_einlhander (0:11:33): *or lawyer*
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:00): Copyright means that you and only you can use it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:20): It was an interesting conversation, but, as usual, I think I know everything so arguing against me is pretty futile, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:26): I wish I could say that he made some valid points, but...
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:29): No, he didn't. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:38): I'm confused, actually.
elan_einlhander (0:12:54): If what you say is true, copyright is infringed constantly I would think.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:59): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:00): CONSTANTLY.
elan_einlhander (0:13:07): Or for that matter, what am ~I~ thinking of.
elan_einlhander (0:13:10): Of the money thing.
elan_einlhander (0:13:22): Well, I won't argue what I'm guessing on.
elan_einlhander (0:13:23): All I know is
elan_einlhander (0:13:29): People RPing is fine, leave 'em alone.
elan_einlhander (0:13:35): They're just having fun, no one's getting hurt.
elan_einlhander (0:13:41): *shrug* Nothing else to it, really.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:51): He brought up the point of whether or not I'd be offended if someone started using MY characters.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:04): I said I would be, but if I didn't have to see them butchering my characters, more power to them.
elan_einlhander (0:14:10): Right.
elan_einlhander (0:14:28): I mean we ALL get disgusted when someone butchers a good character.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:28): He said that, "If I don't see it, it doesn't exist" is a terrible opinion, and I said it wasn't like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:41): And that's how the conversation went on for so long, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:13): One of my best RPs was a Breath of Fire IV RP, where I played as Fou-Lu. I had a blast. If the writer could've seen me, he'd probably have quite a few arguments.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:35): "That not Fou-Lu! You is baka! Stupid, stupid, stupid! You lucky I no sue!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:08): I argued that, if you put your artwork out there to be enjoyed by people, you're pretty much letting them enjoy it however they want to enjoy it. Maintaining "ownership" over published art is a stupid, capitalist idea. Hell, even the concept of an "artist" is pretty selfish. If they're only doing art to express themselves, then that's just selfish, attention-whorish behavior, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:19): The only GOOD reason to make art is for other people to enjoy it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:32): And, with that said, you can't just say, "Lookie, but don't touchie."
elan_einlhander (0:17:38): Right.
elan_einlhander (0:17:49): If you wanted it just to DO it, you'd keep it ot yourself.
elan_einlhander (0:17:52): Not go public.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:57): And Doug loves David's impression of the writer of BoF IV.
elan_einlhander (0:18:02): I do.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:29): "That not Fou-Lu! You is baka! Stupid, stupid, stupid! You lucky I no sue!"
elan_einlhander (0:19:23): Know what's funny
elan_einlhander (0:19:31): Talking to people on IM that rarely are on it.
elan_einlhander (0:19:36): Like jocks and such
elan_einlhander (0:19:43): Because you and I use "actions", so to speak.
elan_einlhander (0:19:52): And they, obviously, don't.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:53): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:54): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:01): I used to crack Harry up with that.
elan_einlhander (0:20:08): I can imagine, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:46): And another great Harry quote was:
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:58): ~wants to emote to~
elan_einlhander (0:21:05): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:06): ~emotes all over the place~
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:07): ~awsome~
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:21:14): Harry, lol
elan_einlhander (0:21:47): Lol, good Highlander quote.
elan_einlhander (0:22:15): "This convention is something any anime and game junkie would want most... Well that and to shoot a Kamehameha wave out of their hands."
elan_einlhander (0:22:19): Me: "Very well put."
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:27): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:31): That is an awesome quote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:33): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (0:22:40): I know, it is.
elan_einlhander (0:22:51): 'Specially since he held out his hands like Goku when he said it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:23:54): David, don't hate me if I come back with a sword.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:17): And golden hair.
elan_einlhander (0:24:17): Or two
elan_einlhander (0:24:21): And golden hair.
elan_einlhander (0:24:23): And lots of belts.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:30): Many, many belts.
elan_einlhander (0:24:36): So many.
elan_einlhander (0:24:40): Lol, another good quote.
elan_einlhander (0:24:47): "Why the fuck does your guy have so many belts on"
elan_einlhander (0:24:51): Or something like that
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Yep, and its a good comment.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:06): "Good"
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:14): Meanwhile, I'm adding this Maurkus fellow to me "To Kill" list.
elan_einlhander (0:25:20): Which makes it an even better quote.
elan_einlhander (0:25:30): What number will he be at?
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:49): Two, I guess. Lol. ~the list isn't actually written down... so can only remember one other person~
elan_einlhander (0:25:59): *wonders if it's him*
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:04): *...or Ericka*
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:13): It doesn't take rocket scienece to figur- Yeah. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:26:19): *is a genius*
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:21): I was about to say.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:25): *or a rocket scientist*
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:52): "Her initials are 'E.A.' Her screen-name involves cheap alcohol and expensive glasses."
elan_einlhander (0:27:08): Sounds like my first date.
elan_einlhander (0:27:09): OH
elan_einlhander (0:27:14): *slaps his knee*
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:15): ~knows exactly where Ericka lives~ ~knows her phone number and EVERYTHING~
elan_einlhander (0:27:21): Wow
elan_einlhander (0:27:30): I pray for her soul when the day comes that David finally snaps.
elan_einlhander (0:27:32): Which he will
elan_einlhander (0:27:34): Eventually.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:34): ~thinks that the internet makes stalking way too easy~
elan_einlhander (0:27:40): I'd wager money on it.
elan_einlhander (0:27:44): Lol, point in case: Sharon.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:51): LOLZ
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:58): David hasn't "gone off" on her yet. Sharon, that is.
elan_einlhander (0:28:09): *hasn't spoken to her to do so :D*
elan_einlhander (0:28:13): *did before, actually*
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:13): Yep. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:15): *is a liar*
elan_einlhander (0:28:18): :(
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:20): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:22): Poor Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:27): ~hopes the encounter didn't involve a belt~
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:41): Lol, I've been saying that more and more now.
elan_einlhander (0:28:53): "She drives me so CRAZY, I swear."
elan_einlhander (0:29:04): Doug: "You should take off your belt and hit her in the head with it."
elan_einlhander (0:29:15): I said it about four times today
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:19): That whole joke started with the classic quote, "So, I hit her with a belt." And it was only SO funny then because we were talking about Sharon.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:56): And it remains funny because child abuse is still so taboo.
elan_einlhander (0:30:07): But it's hilarious, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:11): So if you say it in just the right tone, where people can't tell if you're joking or not, it's hilarious.
elan_einlhander (0:30:24): Because you're cracking up inside.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:26): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:39): I say that at school about John, lol, and people always go :O
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:45): "So, I hit him with a belt."
elan_einlhander (0:31:33): Taboo things are simply too funny.
elan_einlhander (0:31:37): Because people CAN'T take a joke.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:44): But yeah, about stalking Ericka. I went to the website of the college she goes to.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:50): Typed in her name.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:57): And it gave me her phone number and street address, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:32:02): Wow, how easy
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:15): I didn't save it, though. I'm not THAT much of a pansy.
elan_einlhander (0:32:17): They just give that out?
elan_einlhander (0:32:17): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:21): I guess so, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:28): I was gonna - OH GOD. That reminds me.
elan_einlhander (0:32:28): Remind me to never go to college.
elan_einlhander (0:32:29): ....
elan_einlhander (0:32:32): OH, AH
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:32): Did I tell you that I called Luke?
elan_einlhander (0:32:33): HAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (0:32:35): Yes
elan_einlhander (0:32:41): Because his AIM said to
elan_einlhander (0:32:44): And you did
elan_einlhander (0:32:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:45): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:32:56): Lol, it's funny now that everyone knows I'm a drop-out
elan_einlhander (0:33:04): Because will bring it up out of nowhere.
elan_einlhander (0:33:11): "Well that's okay, Doug doesn't go to school."
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:15): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:33:17): And Doug goes "Nope! :D"
elan_einlhander (0:33:20): Doug is proud
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:24): And that's when me and Doug both start laughing maniacally.
elan_einlhander (0:33:30): Yes
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:36): "Well, that's okay. Doug doesn't go to school."
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:39): "Bwahahahahahaha!!!"
elan_einlhander (0:34:21): This guy Nick tries some pity thing, though
elan_einlhander (0:34:25): 'Cause he knows I'm a genius.
elan_einlhander (0:34:29): But found out I dropped-out
elan_einlhander (0:34:34): And I guess it's earth-shattering
elan_einlhander (0:34:47): So he's like "Man, I'm just gonna finish school, that way I can do whatever I want in life..."
elan_einlhander (0:34:50): Doug's like *peer*
elan_einlhander (0:35:12): Finishing school = happiness.
elan_einlhander (0:35:21): Definitely worth the first 20 or so years of your life being reaped.
elan_einlhander (0:36:09): Well, potentially reaped.
elan_einlhander (0:36:12): Wow, I just got jewed.
elan_einlhander (0:36:15): By David.
elan_einlhander (0:37:09): Hard-core.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:55): Rofl. Way to get jewed by me.
elan_einlhander (0:40:01): No shit
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:01): Actually, we both just got Jewed by my laptop.
elan_einlhander (0:40:17): What a Jew, as Colwyn would say
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:23): It was like, "I bet you like typing on me, huh?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:28): And I was like, "Y-yeah..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:34): "Talkin' with your friends?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:37): "...Yeah..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:46): "But what if I were to... ya know... suddenly just turn off?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:51): "I guess I'd..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:02): "Yeah! You'd be screwed! Who's your daddy, bitch?!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): *click*
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:12): Jewed.
elan_einlhander (0:41:13): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:24): I just got pwnxxored by my own computer.
elan_einlhander (0:42:46): Mmm, cold shower tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (0:42:50): I am SO looking forward to that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:53): Doug can't wait.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:08): Potentially fatal cold shower.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:14): Doug enters adulthood.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:43:22): Can't wait for the RUSH of cold water, making his penis all but vanish, his teeth chattering, goose-bumps.
elan_einlhander (0:44:04): Watch, I'll get shock and die, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:44:06): What a way to go
elan_einlhander (0:44:09): "He took a cold shower."
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:45): Vencabot Teppoo: Oh God, yes. If it isn't Duc Dong, stayin' up as usual, like a gaaaangsta. Extr3mePDD 05: wud up G Vencabot Teppoo: You know how I roll. You? Vencabot Teppoo: Runescapin' it up, I assume? Extr3mePDD 05: no your just mad cuz i talk to hot babes online Vencabot Teppoo: ~talks to hot babes online, and they take their shirts off for him~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~but they have small titties~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~but they're cute, so whatever~ :D
elan_einlhander (0:46:10): Wow, David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:17): Thank you, thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:46): David has seen his share of titties.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:07): Extr3mePDD 05: hahah Vencabot Teppoo: I'm livin' the life, bitch. What. Vencabot Teppoo: Money. Vencabot Teppoo: Hoes. Vencabot Teppoo: Drugs. Vencabot Teppoo: Guns. Vencabot Teppoo: Whachu want.
elan_einlhander (0:47:42): That is the life.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:52): Livin' that gangsta life.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:57): VT 4 eva
elan_einlhander (0:48:08): *would kill himself*
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:29): It wouldn't take much to make Doug kill himself.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:30): Doug would kill himself over spilt milk.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:35): On his Gamecube.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:44): Yup.
elan_einlhander (0:50:50): or... data corruption.. *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:00): Good times with data corruption.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:20): How in the Holy Fuck does data even get corrupted in the year 2005.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:25): You'd think we'd be beyond this.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:27): I thought w-
elan_einlhander (0:51:30): Cut me off
elan_einlhander (0:51:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:47): Lol. One of us needs to die, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:52): And I volunteer.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:18): Or we could each cut off HALF of our heads, and duct tape them together.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:55): Or get Potara earrings.
elan_einlhander (0:53:00): Perfect.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:04): And become Davoug.
elan_einlhander (0:53:05): And become Davoug.
elan_einlhander (0:53:07): .....
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:08): Or Dougid.-
elan_einlhander (0:53:08): ......................
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:10): ....
elan_einlhander (0:53:12): Dude
elan_einlhander (0:53:14): Fuck THAT
elan_einlhander (0:53:16): Game OVER
elan_einlhander (0:53:18): *gun to his head*
elan_einlhander (0:53:22): Game fucking over.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:32): And THAT'S the reason Doug kills himself, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:36): Right there
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:41): Really, that'd be fuckin' hilarious. We need to pull that prank.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:45): Make a screen name.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:49): But have us both use it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:06): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:54:09): No one would know.
elan_einlhander (0:54:41): Not even u
elan_einlhander (0:54:42): us*
elan_einlhander (0:54:44): DUNUNUN.
elan_einlhander (0:54:56): David, on our shared messenger name.
elan_einlhander (0:55:04): "W-who am I again? Am I Doug? Or David..?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:25): And then I end up as Harry somehow.
elan_einlhander (0:55:35): His third personality.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:35): The fourth Harry, if you will.
elan_einlhander (0:55:43): Nope, the third, you've been him all along
elan_einlhander (0:55:45): Apparently
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:56): Wouldn't THAT be ironic.
elan_einlhander (0:56:00): If we BOTH turned out to be Harry.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:42): Harrid: "Wow, I think weve fused Lol. Man, this could turn out 2 be totaly awsome"
elan_einlhander (0:57:05): Get it? 2? hahahaha"
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:57): Or Dahn: "God, why the Hell did I have to fuse with you? You're such an ignoramous. *Laughs.*"
elan_einlhander (0:58:12): Nice
elan_einlhander (0:58:13): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:58:32): The Davoug fusion wouldn't be much different, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:41): Except perhaps we'd see through time and space.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:00): And you'd probably lose your job.
elan_einlhander (0:59:08): I'd definitely lose my job
elan_einlhander (0:59:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:59:13): "So, you're Mexican now?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:14): Just because you'd be a quarter Mexican.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:15): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:59:16): "Y-yes sir"
elan_einlhander (0:59:17): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:59:19): Nice, David
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:20): Davoug: "So many carts to push in. Or, maybe, I could just hide in the produce section and steal two grapes from every one of the little perforated bags... but I'd lose my job! Eh, who's gonna know..."
elan_einlhander (1:00:52): And then he tells on HIMSELF.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:01:07): "Sir! I just stole several grapes!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:09): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:01:16): "W-what?"
elan_einlhander (1:01:21): "AND I'm not doing my work!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:34): "AND I demand higher wages."
elan_einlhander (1:02:08): "And and... an OFFICE."
elan_einlhander (1:02:12): "Get the HELL out of here."
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:39): "Well, fuck you, sir. Fuck you right in the as usual, have a nice day."
elan_einlhander (1:03:02): Mattman prays 'is this a text ba[C[C[Csed game' 
elan_einlhander (1:03:08): Officially the best pray ever.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:11): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:12): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:12): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:03:20): 'Scuse me while log that.
elan_einlhander (1:04:06): There
elan_einlhander (1:04:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:04:19): He quit, too
elan_einlhander (1:04:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:55): the_psychobunny : Hello again Vencabot_Teppoo: Welcome back, Kotter. the_psychobunny : I am currently away from the computer. Vencabot_Teppoo: ...What's huh? the_psychobunny : -arhces a brow- the_psychobunny : arches even..ugh Vencabot_Teppoo: Automated away message on Yahoo! ? O.o;; the_psychobunny : Actualy I'm using Trillian Vencabot_Teppoo: Ah, I see. Vencabot_Teppoo: If you were Doug, I'd say "How gay of you." Vencabot_Teppoo: But I assume you're not so brash. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:55): As soon as I sent the tell he logged out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:14): ~has a lot of "If you were Doug" moments now, lol~
elan_einlhander (1:05:22): *awesome*
elan_einlhander (1:05:46): Colwyn's using Trillian now.
elan_einlhander (1:05:50): I don't understand how it works.
elan_einlhander (1:05:52): Or the point.
elan_einlhander (1:06:05): Explain Trillian to me, David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:09): IT'S AMAZING.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:13): THREE MESSENGERS IN ONE.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:15): :OOOOO
elan_einlhander (1:06:20): Explain.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:35): All of your buddies are on one list.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:57): And when you choose who to message, it accesses your account of the corresponding messenger and you IM that way.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:02): As if you were using that messenger.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:13): But, at least on your end, all IM windows look the same.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:21): So, to you, it's like you're only using one, Trillian screen name.
elan_einlhander (1:07:31): Seems like that would be rather buggy.
elan_einlhander (1:07:37): And pointless, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:39): Hence why I don't use it.
elan_einlhander (1:07:48): It's not that big of a hassle to manage messengers, lol
elan_einlhander (1:09:01): Right-click, sign on.
elan_einlhander (1:09:02): ZOINKS
elan_einlhander (1:09:07): Gotta do it three times
elan_einlhander (1:09:09): OH SNAPS
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:29): *should make his OWN MESSENGER*
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:42): Doug Messenger, if you will.
elan_einlhander (1:09:49): EIM.
elan_einlhander (1:09:55): Einlhander Instant Messenger.
elan_einlhander (1:11:03): *changed his title on MM to "Einlhanderez" for a day*
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:13:57): RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY
elan_einlhander (1:14:01): -VG Cats, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:15): I love that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:24): With Major Payne behind him, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:31): Lol, yeah
elan_einlhander (1:14:38): And it reminds me of good Psychology times.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:51): Quote, "Go Jesus."
elan_einlhander (1:15:02): Such a great quote, because of the sheer chaos it caused.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:21): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:32): Davoug: "Go Jesus!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:43): Classoley: ">:(("
elan_einlhander (1:16:12): You need like four more chins on there, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:40): 'Cause they were, forgive the expression, uber-pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:56): *should make a song about the Highlander's quote*
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:07): Yep. I agree. That'd be a kickass song.
elan_einlhander (1:20:21): Especially if sung by Krillin.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:32:43): Delise tells you 'we are in the Faerie plains, and my mom was killed, she is ali ve now and at a Magical Abode... we cant find her'
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:03): ...What?
elan_einlhander (1:33:15): Lol, I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (1:33:23): I keep asking where this person is, they say Magical Abode.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): Bu that's the ROOM she's in
elan_einlhander (1:33:29): I need the area.
elan_einlhander (1:42:49): *orders Enzyte*
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:56): Lol. I love those commercials.
elan_einlhander (1:43:03): They're hilarious.
elan_einlhander (1:43:06): The musc
elan_einlhander (1:43:07): music*
elan_einlhander (1:43:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:45:04): Is this a text-based game?
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:04): Is this a text-based game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:11): He was so disappointed when he heard that he was.
elan_einlhander (1:49:16): I shoulda said no.
elan_einlhander (1:49:25): Wonder how he woulda handled that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:49): Water yup too?
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:50): Eye ma little board.
elan_einlhander (2:24:06): Cybering, of course.
elan_einlhander (2:24:09): Er, I mean, questing
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:22): Doug is ALWAYS questing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:24): Non-stop.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:27): He's a questing machine.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:30): Because he has such stamina.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:38): Questing stamina, of course.
elan_einlhander (2:24:50): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:35:52): I can't see the text is in this message window*
elan_einlhander (2:35:56): *leaning back in his chair*
elan_einlhander (2:36:09): Without squinting.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:18): Good man.
elan_einlhander (2:36:23): N-no.
elan_einlhander (2:36:51): Perhaps my cold shower tomorrow will be the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:42): I'll LEAP out after the shower is done, snap my fingers and be dressed AND shaved.
elan_einlhander (2:37:53): Teleport to work, finish the entire lot in five minutes.
elan_einlhander (2:39:29): DAVID
elan_einlhander (2:39:33): YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
elan_einlhander (2:39:36): YOU FREAKING IDIOT.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:02): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:18): :D ?
elan_einlhander (2:41:43): ..........
elan_einlhander (2:41:46): :D -_-
elan_einlhander (2:42:01): Do you still use Norton?
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:05): Nope. Why?
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:11): "Because EAT VIRUS, BITCH"
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:42:22): It's still on my computer, I'm wondering if I should get rid of it.
elan_einlhander (2:42:28): I'm sick of being reminded about the expiration.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:48): Well, it quarantines the occassional virus.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:51): Which is well worth it.
elan_einlhander (2:43:14): Buuuuuuut doesn't Ad-Aware do that?
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:29): Ad-Aware handles spyware.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:32): Norton handles viruses.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:37): Virusi, if you will.
elan_einlhander (2:43:40): But Ad-Aware has a quarantine option.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:48): For quarantining spyware.
elan_einlhander (2:43:55): Hrm.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:55): That can't be deleted by regular means.
elan_einlhander (2:44:11): But will Norton even be protecting me? Since it's expired and all?
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:31): It protects you against viruses that it recognizes from the last time that it was updated, before expiring.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:51): Norton doesn't really "expire." Your subscription to receive new virus definitions expires.
elan_einlhander (2:44:56): I see.
elan_einlhander (2:44:58): All right, then.
elan_einlhander (2:45:00): IT MAY STAY
elan_einlhander (2:45:35): Doug is a great person.
elan_einlhander (2:45:37): And do you know why?
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:41): Why.
elan_einlhander (2:46:08): *Lols, noticing your lack of a question mark like him* BECAUSE he wants to earn his WINGS and go to HEAVEN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:46:54): Apparently that's why... oh what's his name, I think Phil, is a good person at work, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:57): So he can go to heaven.
elan_einlhander (2:47:01): Doug: "T-that's it?"
elan_einlhander (2:47:07): Phil: "What else is there?"
elan_einlhander (2:47:10): "GOOD LORD MAN."
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:12): I guess that makes everyone a good person.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:21): Except for the people that wanna burn in eternal Hell fire.
elan_einlhander (2:47:38): Like me. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:43): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:47:46): Doug is cold
elan_einlhander (2:47:48): He needs Hellfire.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:53): Burning, burning Hellfire.
elan_einlhander (2:47:58): On his head.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:23): Spice Girls.
elan_einlhander (2:48:43): Mmm
elan_einlhander (2:48:46): I'll sugar their spice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:51): OH.
elan_einlhander (2:48:51): SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:08): We're such retards.
elan_einlhander (2:49:33): We are, but it's so ridiciulously awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:04): It's so ridiculously awesome that we deserve to be ridiculed over how awesome it is.
elan_einlhander (2:50:14): By the Three Stooges.
elan_einlhander (2:50:47): elan_einlhander: God forbid, but it seems like I might be going to a freaking anime convention in May.. Kodora : Oh? elan_einlhander: The Highlander has requested my attendance, and I sadly cant' say no to him. Kodora : The Highlander has requested it? elan_einlhander: Yes, I work with him. Kodora : Oh? elan_einlhander: Best worker we have. Kodora : Who is this Highlander? elan_einlhander: My idol. elan_einlhander: John Moree IV, The Highlander. elan_einlhander: Moore* Kodora : Why is he the Highlander? elan_einlhander: Because he's Immortal. Kodora : Uhm.. Kodora : I'm confused now. elan_einlhander: Okay, guy I work with. elan_einlhander: Real name, is John Moore. elan_einlhander: But come to find out elan_einlhander: He's Immortal. elan_einlhander: So he is in fact The Highlander.
elan_einlhander (2:51:22): HER RESPONSE
elan_einlhander (2:51:24): Kodora : So, he's immortal? elan_einlhander: Yes, as I said. Kodora : How is he immortal?
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:35): "THE MAN WON'T DIE."
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:42): "He PERSISTS."
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:47): "He PESEVERES."
elan_einlhander (2:51:52): elan_einlhander: IMMORTAL, INVINCIBLE, CAN NOT BE KILLED. elan_einlhander: Lol. elan_einlhander: Unless you chop his head off, of course. elan_einlhander: The man won't ide.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:55): "He keeps on BREATHING!"
elan_einlhander (2:52:08): Girls ask WAY too many questions.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:16): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:52:32): Kodora : So, what interesting history facts does he know?
elan_einlhander (2:52:35): Wizzow
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:58): Gee whiz.
elan_einlhander (2:53:24): Kodora : Yet, if he's immortal, he would have been there. elan_einlhander: He was only born 18 years ago. :P Kodora : Uh huh. Kodora : And how do you know he's immortal? elan_einlhander: Because he... is? How can there be ANY question?
elan_einlhander (2:54:01): Kodora : Uhm, have you thrown him in front of a speeding car? elan_einlhander: Nope, but I have seen him do SUPER-HUMAN things. elan_einlhander: And I just know these things. elan_einlhander: I am, afterall, the smartest man alive.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:55:27): It's amazing how much I have to spell things out.
elan_einlhander (2:59:11): I just thought, what if someone recognizes me at this convention.
elan_einlhander (2:59:21): "Wait.... I've seen you somewhere..."
elan_einlhander (2:59:25): "You look like... Elan..."
elan_einlhander (2:59:30): Doug: "Oh... shit...."
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:42): No one will, Doug. Calm down. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:59:48): DAVID
elan_einlhander (2:59:53): MY PICTURES ON MY PROFILE
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:29): No one is gonna be there who plays MM.
elan_einlhander (3:00:34): And watch, it'll be Vahn.
elan_einlhander (3:00:35): LOL
elan_einlhander (3:00:35): YES
elan_einlhander (3:00:41): "....YOU!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:00:44): Oh SNAP
elan_einlhander (3:01:54): Or I could go as Solid Snake
elan_einlhander (3:01:54): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:02:12): Or I could NOT go
elan_einlhander (3:02:15): And NOT be a total faggot.
elan_einlhander (3:02:24): David will never let me live this down, either.
elan_einlhander (3:02:42): "Well, I may be a greasy, dirty nerd, but at least I've never been to an Anime convention."
elan_einlhander (3:02:44): *point Doug*
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:23): I wonder if SBC is jacking me, or if my mom is jacking me.
elan_einlhander (3:04:43): SBC DSL now costs 20 dollars a month, it costed 30 dollars a month when I signed up.
elan_einlhander (3:04:51): So I wonder if I'm still paying thirty a month.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:57): You are, trust me. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:57): I meanI give my mom 30 a month.
elan_einlhander (3:05:03): Lol, I know, just curious.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:16): Usually, you have to re-sign up to get those new deals.
elan_einlhander (3:05:23): So gay
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:25): They're confident that people will be too lazy to.
elan_einlhander (3:05:33): And they are right.
elan_einlhander (3:05:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:05:36): *isn't going to*
elan_einlhander (3:06:08): I wonder what i should ask for my birthday.
elan_einlhander (3:06:09): I*
elan_einlhander (3:06:47): Guess I'll get a DS.
elan_einlhander (3:06:49): To be trendy.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:15): Meanwhile, I'm debating making peace with this girl that I've been fighting with.
elan_einlhander (3:07:20): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:26): Also known as "girl-who-showed-me-her-titties."
elan_einlhander (3:07:34): Double do it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:07:37): For a panty-shot.
elan_einlhander (3:07:38): :D
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:39): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:44): ~has seen her naked~
elan_einlhander (3:07:48): *ruins it then*
elan_einlhander (3:07:57): Well, you should make up with her just to be a MAN then.
elan_einlhander (3:08:01): Holding a grudge never helps.
elan_einlhander (3:08:09): Since we're... visionaries, and all, or something.
elan_einlhander (3:08:14): Whatever it is you and I are now.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:24): Yeah, but giving pain to others is so gratifying. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:29): No, but really. I'm gonna do it, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:08:33): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:08:42): *doesn't have to piss in your orange juice now*
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:45): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:49): Complete randomness.
elan_einlhander (3:08:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:03): Randominity, if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:06): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:11): In the dictionary.
elan_einlhander (3:09:12): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:09:12): Ass
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:19): "Femineness" is a word.
elan_einlhander (3:09:25): God damn it
elan_einlhander (3:09:31): *has been saying femininity all this time*
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:34): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:36): So is femininity.
elan_einlhander (3:09:42): Oh, all right then.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:48): They're synonomous.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:49): HOWEVER.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:57): "Masculineness" is NOT a word.
elan_einlhander (3:10:02): Oh wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:05): Which pisses David off, because he's a grammar geek.
elan_einlhander (3:10:06): Fucking women.
elan_einlhander (3:10:10): Clearly their fault
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:13): Of course.
elan_einlhander (3:10:16): Pissed Doug off, 'cause he's a hater.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:17): Since it's THEIR word.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:33): I was like, "Dude, 'femineness' is NOT a word."
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:50): And Miriam-Webster was like, "Dude, it SO is."
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:08): And I was like, "stfu Miriam-Webster. You're not even one person."
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:19): And Miriam-Webster was like, ":'("
elan_einlhander (3:14:13): well, I know you really don't care about working but
elan_einlhander (3:14:18): More and more baggers are quitting
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:31): Why?
elan_einlhander (3:14:47): Because they're pussy little girls who don't wanna push carts.
elan_einlhander (3:14:52): They're all the new people they hired.
elan_einlhander (3:14:54): Most of them are quitting
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:17): Did you call Meijer or did they call you? When you first were trying to get hired.
elan_einlhander (3:15:25): They called me.
elan_einlhander (3:15:29): Scott did.
elan_einlhander (3:15:32): For an interview.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:51): My mommy says that I should call them.
elan_einlhander (3:16:07): I talked to my boss around Christmas time, asking if they'd be hiring, and she said after the first of the year they would.
elan_einlhander (3:16:14): I'll tell you what, I'll talk to my boss about it tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (3:16:21): He's tight.
elan_einlhander (3:16:31): *never thought he'd say that about Serge*
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:31): Okay, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:39): *amazing what you think of these people when you become a great worker*
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:17): A super-worker, if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:20): I wish my dad would go to be.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:24): B-e-d.
elan_einlhander (3:18:35): Why's that?
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:43): So I can be alone.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:46): BWAHAHAHAHA.
elan_einlhander (3:18:50): With Doug
elan_einlhander (3:18:51): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (3:19:19): Kodora : I don't like peanut butter anymore, really. I don't like most foods anymore. elan_einlhander: That's a shame, food is great.
elan_einlhander (3:19:25): Spoken like a true fat-man, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:20:22): apparently, Tekken 5 is really hype because it'll be online.
elan_einlhander (3:20:35): But I can't imagine how satisfying a two-minute fighting game would be online.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:37): I saw that at the store.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:47): And I was like, "When the Fuck did Tekken 5 come out?"
elan_einlhander (3:20:53): It's out?
elan_einlhander (3:20:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:20:58): Shizzam
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:58): I saw it at some video game store.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:09): When I went and bought... all of those games that I bought, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:21:31): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:21:33): So much spending
elan_einlhander (3:21:40): MGS2 does not exist in this world, anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:22:19): If it's not at the God damned Meridian Mall, it must not exist.
elan_einlhander (3:33:29): So uh, how 'bout them Yanks?
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:44): Lol. That girl called me a Yankee.
elan_einlhander (3:33:52): awesome.
elan_einlhander (3:33:57): Damn Yank.
elan_einlhander (3:36:42): I can't fathom how the manga to a lot of anime could be better than the anime itself.
elan_einlhander (3:36:51): Like Rurouni Kenshin, for intance.
elan_einlhander (3:36:56): How in the world could the manga be better.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:03): It couldn't be.
elan_einlhander (3:37:09): Everyone I've talked to claims it is.
elan_einlhander (3:37:13): And I do NOT believe them.
elan_einlhander (3:37:16): it doesn't make sense.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:46): Maybe the plot is deeper.
elan_einlhander (3:40:54): So?
elan_einlhander (3:40:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:41:03): Oh well
elan_einlhander (3:41:05): How goes the ho?
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:13): Oh, she's not around now.
elan_einlhander (3:41:20): Oh, well dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:21): She went to bed at, like, 10.
elan_einlhander (3:41:24): Then wtf are you doing.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:27): RPing.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:33): Very well, I might add.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:41:35): God damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:05): And admiring my dirge / REQUIEM glowy thing.
elan_einlhander (3:42:41): Doug doesn't RP, and therefore gets pissed whenever David does it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:50): Lol. Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:56): Just like David doesn't go to anime conventions.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:02): And laughs whenever Doug does it.
elan_einlhander (3:43:05): ...
elan_einlhander (3:43:06): Touche.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:10): Since he does it so often.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:43:15): Monthly.
elan_einlhander (3:47:48): You should do an RP about you, destroying the world.
elan_einlhander (3:47:56): But not like PT, VT, or.... TT or whatever.
elan_einlhander (3:48:02): About David Hernandez.
elan_einlhander (3:48:13): Burning the world down.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:22): I should, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:48:29): Or I should, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:47): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:56): Doug, as David.
elan_einlhander (3:49:02): I could do it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:10): Teppoo Timeline: MT, PT, GT, NT, KT, VT, NT, CT, FT, TT
elan_einlhander (3:52:23): Should I bother asking?
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:34): Nope. Just complete randomness, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:53): Since you brought up PT, VT, and good ol' TT, which makes me think of Diddy Kong Racing.
elan_einlhander (3:53:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:35): You've played Diddy Kong Racing, right?
elan_einlhander (3:53:40): I have.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:43): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:53): Did you get the space level? Because I didn't, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:54:10): I don't even remember, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:31): You had to, like, get all of the trophies, which you got for beating every boss and every level of difficulty.
elan_einlhander (3:54:44): Yeah I probably didn't then.
elan_einlhander (3:55:03): I played someone's game who did, I believe.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:04): The last level of difficulty for all bosses except for the Rhino was hard as Fizzuck.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:30): And, of course, the brilliant concept of Whizpig.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:33): A giant.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:37): Pig.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:39): Wizard.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:55:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:55:49): You know what be hilarious.
elan_einlhander (3:55:54): what would be*
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:59): What be hilarious?
elan_einlhander (3:56:10): If I slept with Highlander while we were in the hotel.
elan_einlhander (3:56:27): Behind Highlander's back
elan_einlhander (3:56:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:56:39): Slept with meaning have sex with, of course.
elan_einlhander (3:56:51): "Doug, that is NOT funny."
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:48): ~read: "If I slept with Highlander while we were in the hotel."~
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:00): David: "Okaaaaaaay."
elan_einlhander (3:58:02): *probably meant that anyway*
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:09): That's what you typed, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:58:30): Oh shit, I did
elan_einlhander (3:58:31): LOL
elan_einlhander (3:58:34): I am officially gay
elan_einlhander (3:58:38): I meant Highlandra.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:43): Sure you did, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:45): Sure you did.
elan_einlhander (3:58:48): I'm done, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:58:54): Sooooooo, did your dad go to bed?
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:12): Nope.
elan_einlhander (4:00:16): What a jerk.
elan_einlhander (4:00:20): Throw your laptop at him.
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:08:14): Well, get ready to RP me going to sleep.
elan_einlhander (22:11:27): What a DAY.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:34): Welcome home.
elan_einlhander (22:11:39): No shit
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:47): Man
elan_einlhander (22:11:48): Well
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:51): Manuel.
elan_einlhander (22:11:53): Let me start off by telling YOU
elan_einlhander (22:12:00): That you should not call Meijer.
elan_einlhander (22:12:01): But
elan_einlhander (22:12:17): My boss has informed ME that when they begin hiring she's gonna let me know, and wants your app brought in then.
elan_einlhander (22:12:30): So if you have any left, hang onto 'em
elan_einlhander (22:12:33): If not, I have spares.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:36): I don't. Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:13:18): I started off my day super pissed.,
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:26): Why?
elan_einlhander (22:13:42): Dan.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:47): 'Nuff said.
elan_einlhander (22:14:40): Apparently
elan_einlhander (22:14:46): We don't live life to be happy.
elan_einlhander (22:14:52): So declares Dan, the philosopher.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:15:05): We live just to live.
elan_einlhander (22:15:21): So my theories are all completely flawed.
elan_einlhander (22:15:23): By Dan.
elan_einlhander (22:15:46): we talked about me and school
elan_einlhander (22:15:57): He's dead-set that I quit because I'm lazy.
elan_einlhander (22:16:14): And he says school is a gamble, that it might make your life better.
elan_einlhander (22:16:15): Might..
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:39): Someone needs to stab Dan.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:42): How is he SO stupid.
elan_einlhander (22:16:52): I... I don't know, and it's actually making me sad.
elan_einlhander (22:16:59): Like, I'm not as angry now, I'm sad.
elan_einlhander (22:17:08): He's not happy, and he doesn't think he should be.
elan_einlhander (22:17:19): So I'm having him over Friday night.
elan_einlhander (22:17:22): For a serious talk.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:26): Yikes.
elan_einlhander (22:17:29): This is all I can do.
elan_einlhander (22:17:39): I hate his guts, but he's my brother, I have to try.
elan_einlhander (22:17:55): I'm not as good as you with talking to people, so when I try to share my wisdom, I'm just terrible.
elan_einlhander (22:18:05): My thoughts are perfect, it all makes sense.
elan_einlhander (22:18:10): I can't seem to put the words to it, is all.
elan_einlhander (22:18:21): Makes me feel like a fucking retard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:33): Well, it doesn't really matter, since our scores are the same, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:50): It does matter, because it's harder to help people when they don't understand what you mean.
elan_einlhander (22:18:56): It doesn't matter if we just worry about US.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:32): Well, I mean, I'm obviously no more good at explaining myself, since I've never succeeded in making anyone really happy.
elan_einlhander (22:19:48): I know, but you have that certain... appeal, I guess.
elan_einlhander (22:19:55): People can relate better to David when he's serious.
elan_einlhander (22:19:58): Doug just seems retarded..
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:12): Maybe Doug should wear blue.
elan_einlhander (22:20:34): Actually, will you help me?
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:40): Jigga wha?
elan_einlhander (22:20:57): If there's anything I've learned from our riduculous adventures together, it's that we're unstoppable together.
elan_einlhander (22:21:03): It's insane, really.
elan_einlhander (22:21:04): But it's true.
elan_einlhander (22:21:09): Talk to Dan with me?
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:21): Tomorrow night?
elan_einlhander (22:21:30): Wednesday, actually, I have the day off.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:40): When is he gonna get there?
elan_einlhander (22:21:44): if you could come by after school, I could send Dave home, and we can have a man-to-man with him.
elan_einlhander (22:21:50): They come here after school.
elan_einlhander (22:21:56): So I'll just send Dave home, and have Dan stay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:10): Okay. Wednesday. The day after tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (22:22:25): ~nod~ Actually, let me go call to make sure he doesn't have a band thing or something.
elan_einlhander (22:22:27): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:50): Okay, but I gotta go. Before I do, check out this cool Chatalot handle. I'm in love with it:
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:02): V E N O M ...Eddie Brock... Devour The Young And The Weaker Ones Don't Forget the Guns (Your Gonna Need Them Today) All The People You Loved In a River of Blood (..and don't forget the guns..) (..your gonna need them today..) Destroy ..Always.. Destroy (#-997109166); idle 30 seconds 
elan_einlhander (22:24:22): Uh, kay,
elan_einlhander (22:24:24): Is that yours?
elan_einlhander (22:26:07): Okay, apparently there's no school Wednesday.
elan_einlhander (22:26:16): So, make it Thursday.
elan_einlhander (22:26:25): I mean you can still come by wednesday, but I need you Thursday.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:33): Thursday. Even better.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:33): :D
elan_einlhander (23:02:41): Nice response time.
elan_einlhander (23:42:31): *wonders why you're still online*
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:42): ~wonders why not, bitch~
elan_einlhander (23:42:51): Y-you said "gotta go"
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:57): Yeah. I went, and came back.
elan_einlhander (23:42:59): So I figured you were leaving.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:02): Hence the "nice reaction time."
elan_einlhander (23:43:03): Oh.
elan_einlhander (23:43:07): Well shit
elan_einlhander (23:43:12): I stopped talking thinking you were gone, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:19): *just went through Ocelot's torture*
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:32): On Extreme Mode.
elan_einlhander (23:44:46): Yeah..
elan_einlhander (23:46:04): Snake's a G.
elan_einlhander (23:46:09): Even though everyone screwed him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:46:41): Apparently, I don't get a vacation.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:49): ...What?
elan_einlhander (23:48:02): I don't get any vacation days.
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:21): Why not?
elan_einlhander (23:49:33): Not enough fringe time.
elan_einlhander (23:49:57): *died to round three of torture, now*
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:45): Oops.
elan_einlhander (23:51:04): Basically I don't work enough on average.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:29): I see.
elan_einlhander (23:52:26): :\
elan_einlhander (23:53:22): N-no, not again.
elan_einlhander (23:53:28): I can't survive another round
elan_einlhander (23:54:17): AHHHHHHHHHhh
elan_einlhander (23:54:24): *had a parsec of health left*
elan_einlhander (23:54:45): *had to use his knuckles*
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:00): And Doug's controller is dead.
elan_einlhander (23:55:12): Good thing Wavebirds are buddies.
elan_einlhander (23:55:39): They can handle the pain.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:51): Just like Snake himself.
elan_einlhander (23:56:11): *sitting on the Darpa chief's corpse*
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:35): Remind me to fucking kill Otacon.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:07): Lol. Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:17): "Have some ketchup, Snake! :D"
elan_einlhander (23:58:43): Not even food.
elan_einlhander (23:58:46): Fucking ketchup.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:55): Little piss-ant.
elan_einlhander (23:59:24): Snake looks SO disgusted with him when he hands him the ketchup.
elan_einlhander (23:59:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:38): Lol.

1-11-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:21): Lol, and he keeps trying to strangle him.
elan_einlhander (0:00:32): "You'll have to take him out!"
elan_einlhander (0:00:34): "I can't!"
elan_einlhander (0:00:39): "YOU'RE INVISIBLE!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:44): "I'm ALSO a pussy, though/"
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:54): BoF IV is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:05): ~just thinking that because John is playing BoF IV music~
elan_einlhander (0:09:42): I kinda wish Guides had the authority to move players that are doing something illegal.
elan_einlhander (0:09:49): Since we obviously can't MAKE them do anything.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:01): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:10:58): There's a player, Image, blocking an area from another novice, because they're mad.
elan_einlhander (0:11:06): The room is private, so only one person can be in there.
elan_einlhander (0:11:20): The person blocking it isn't killing the mob, they're just sitting in there so the other player can't enter.
elan_einlhander (0:11:22): Which is illegal.
elan_einlhander (0:11:53): But no Immortals are responding.
elan_einlhander (0:12:05): I could transfer the guy, but it doesn't really fall under my authority.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:05): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:08): Today, on CNN.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:23): They did an e-mail poll about this guy who got told off by a feminist because he opened a door for her.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:43): Basically, this guy e-mail CNN for advice about it, and they read a bunch of responses that viewers sent in.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:51): One of them was, "You can open my door any time."
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:16): ROFL, that musta been us, in another dimension.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:37): A lot of them were really funny, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:46): I'd slap that bitch, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:06): That was actually a suggestion, in those exact words,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:18): "Next time you see that bitch, slap her."
elan_einlhander (0:38:34): No way
elan_einlhander (0:38:34): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:57): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:33): I should start making that permanent.
elan_einlhander (0:39:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:44): If a girl gets feminazi on me, slap her.
elan_einlhander (0:40:00): hard as I can.
elan_einlhander (0:40:05): So her face whiplashes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:00:40): OH NO
elan_einlhander (1:00:41): LOL
elan_einlhander (1:00:42): BIG O
elan_einlhander (1:00:43): IS BACK
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:49): OH NO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:54): BIG O
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:58): DUDUHDUH
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:59): BIG O
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:00): BIG
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:00): O
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:03): BIG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
elan_einlhander (1:01:11): God help us ALL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:17): From BIG O.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:32): He should change his name to Big O:
elan_einlhander (1:01:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:04): Roger Smith is Bruce Wayne.
elan_einlhander (1:04:07): Just not as cool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:06:08): Lol, I must admit that was pretty awesome though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:39): BED.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:40): BYE.
elan_einlhander (1:06:56): FINE
elan_einlhander (1:06:59): FUCK
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:35): I am a crazy, buff, Metal Gear Solid playing machine.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:42): Have you beaten Extreme Mode yet?
elan_einlhander (22:12:44): David
elan_einlhander (22:12:48): I have five words for you.
elan_einlhander (22:12:50): Cart
elan_einlhander (22:12:51): full
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:51): Shu
elan_einlhander (22:12:52): of
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:52): The
elan_einlhander (22:12:52): dead
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:54): Fuck.
elan_einlhander (22:12:54): rabbits
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:56): Up WHATR?!
elan_einlhander (22:13:06): Cart full of dead rabbits.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:21): Cart full of dead rabbits. Youve gotta be kidding me.
elan_einlhander (22:13:30): Dead, frozen rabbits.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:50): Like, a meijer cart?
elan_einlhander (22:13:57): A Meijer shopping cart.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:45): And you just FOUND it?
elan_einlhander (22:14:50): Just found it.
elan_einlhander (22:15:08): Kyle thought they were ladies' boots.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:13): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:15:15): I sadly realized the truth.
elan_einlhander (22:19:03): So, you were saying>?
elan_einlhander (22:22:56): David
elan_einlhander (22:22:58): Pay attention
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:09): Oh, I wasn't getting paged,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:15): What was I saying? Just about MGS.
elan_einlhander (22:23:27): What about it?
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:44): How are you doing in ExTrEmE mOdE.
elan_einlhander (22:23:58): Fighting Liquid in the Hind right now.
elan_einlhander (22:27:06): And it's pissing me off bad.
elan_einlhander (22:27:14): Once he loses half health, he never stops shooting.
elan_einlhander (22:27:20): I have enough health to take three shots.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:39): Lol. Owie.
elan_einlhander (22:29:50): I drank the forbidden elixer, today.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:00): ?
elan_einlhander (22:30:03): Skittle Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:08): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:10): I remember that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:12): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:30:25): I was so out of it this afternoon, had to work two extra hours.
elan_einlhander (22:30:29): Went to bed at 7 am.
elan_einlhander (22:30:39): So I was like there's no way I'll make it through this day, I need energy, fast.
elan_einlhander (22:30:59): I was on my break, and I glanced at the pop case, lots of Mountain Dew in there as usual.
elan_einlhander (22:31:13): But on top of the case, there was a carton filled with king size bags of Skittles.
elan_einlhander (22:31:17): I swear it was a sign from the divine.
elan_einlhander (22:31:33): I was talking to myself, lol
elan_einlhander (22:31:35): "Dare I...?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:31:46): I bought them both, and went to a secluded spot.
elan_einlhander (22:31:52): Slowly pouring skittles into the bottle.
elan_einlhander (22:32:00): I closed it up, watching it fizz and change colour.
elan_einlhander (22:32:20): Once it seemed down, I opened the top, holding it to my mouth, and guzzled it all in about five minutes.
elan_einlhander (22:32:44): As I swallowed the last of it, I began reconsidering if this was wise.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:58): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:33:11): I swear it took affect immediately.
elan_einlhander (22:33:22): That is THE MOST dangerous sugar combination on the planet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:27): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:35): Next to Sugar-Skittle Dew. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:42): Which David did indeed consume.
elan_einlhander (22:33:54): The sugariest camdy, compared with the best pop.
elan_einlhander (22:34:12): Lol, Skittles= candy coated Starburst.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:45): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:35:30): Lol, I was hugging chicks constantly, so hyper.
elan_einlhander (22:35:31): "HEY BABE"
elan_einlhander (22:35:34): *SQUEEZE*
elan_einlhander (22:35:38): *RUN OFF*
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:42): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:48): ~laughs harder, really picturing it~
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:54): ~and knowing what Skittle Dew can do to a guy~
elan_einlhander (22:36:14): We're all just lucky Doug wasn't horny, too.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:25): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:39:58): Two days off now, I deserve it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:11): Sweet ass.
elan_einlhander (22:44:07): WHAT
elan_einlhander (22:44:14): HE WAS FUCKING DEAD
elan_einlhander (22:44:15): NO
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:51): I have to squat in place to regenerate health.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:07): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:53:00): Fucking newbies.
elan_einlhander (22:53:02): I swear to God.
elan_einlhander (22:53:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:53:14): Raged is a level 60, fyi
elan_einlhander (22:53:18): Iian tells you 'i was going to the audience chamber and he said something to me, and i laughed and suddenly i was dead' [SAFE]<2066hp 2552sp 1440st> tell iian What did it say when you died? You tell Iian 'What did it say when you died?' [SAFE]<2066hp 2555sp 1448st> tell lucifii Well, when you guys are ready, come to the blacksmith. You tell Lucifii 'Well, when you guys are ready, come to the blacksmith.' [SAFE]<2066hp 2555sp 1438st> Iian tells you 'i didnt cuss in fornt of vendreddi, ive been around a long time' [SAFE]<2066hp 2558sp 1456st> tell iian Tell me what the game said when you died, the death message. You tell Iian 'Tell me what the game said when you died, the death message.' [SAFE]<2066hp 2564sp 1467st> Iian tells you 'it wasnt cursing or anything, bu
elan_einlhander (22:53:28): t type who on his name now and t hen and it does say immortal' [SAFE]<2066hp 2567sp 1476st> repl No, it doesn't, and I don't care if you were c ursing, I just need to know what exactly killed you. You tell Iian 'No, it doesn't, and I don't care if you were cursing, I just need to know what exactly killed you.' [SAFE]<2066hp 2570sp 1472st> repl Raged is not an Immortal, and if he is claimin g to be one, that is breaking the rules. You tell Iian 'Raged is not an Immortal, and if he is claiming to be one, that i s breaking the rules.'
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:39): Lol. "Type who on his name and it says immortal every now and then."
elan_einlhander (22:59:56): That is PREPOSTEROUS
elan_einlhander (23:00:02): How does someone even start thinking that.
elan_einlhander (23:31:51): Fuck, playing the game like this really makes me hate it.
elan_einlhander (23:31:54): Maybe I should just stop.
elan_einlhander (23:45:46): What are you doing?
elan_einlhander (23:48:30): Idling, apparently.

1-12-05


elan_einlhander (2:28:32): I swear only David could manage logging on, then a half an hour later go idle, and continue doing so for 3 hours.
elan_einlhander (15:24:37): David, I need to ask you a tremendous favour when you get back.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:36): MAW.
elan_einlhander (16:25:41): Maw.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:44): Favour?
elan_einlhander (16:25:56): How would you like to fulfill one of your life-long dreams?
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:03): ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:26:18): What kind of response is that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:34): It means, "wtf r u ^ 2"
elan_einlhander (16:26:47): How would you like to be Einlhander for a day?
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:06): ...What? Sounds... intriguing, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:27:21): I just got a wedding invitation in the mail.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:23): And diabolical.
elan_einlhander (16:27:24): For Friday night.
elan_einlhander (16:27:27): I work Friday night, though
elan_einlhander (16:27:35): And the person getting married is someone I'm not really talking to right now.
elan_einlhander (16:27:49): So instead of saying I can't make it, I'd like to send someone in my place.
elan_einlhander (16:27:58): To try and get a log.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:03): I'll TAKE THE CASE!
elan_einlhander (16:28:03): And make it seem like I'm there.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:07): ~slams his hand down~
elan_einlhander (16:28:08): So yes, diabolical.
elan_einlhander (16:28:41): So for Friday evening, I need you to be me.
elan_einlhander (16:28:57): It's at 6 PM system time, which I always forget if it's central or something.
elan_einlhander (16:29:08): So just be on from like 5-7, it'll come in around there.
elan_einlhander (16:29:15): You remember my password, yes?
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:22): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:29): ~had no plans to hack you, so forgot~
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:29:32): How could you POSSIBLY forget, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:29:36): einlhander1
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:39): Ah.
elan_einlhander (16:29:46): Not unlike you, I have the same thing for everything, lol
elan_einlhander (16:29:51): *will get hacked SO bad someday*
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:58): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:30:06): The invitation is in Elan's inventory.
elan_einlhander (16:30:30): All you have to do is go to the north gate of Tellerium, Sigil, or some major city, and give the invite to the wedding planner.
elan_einlhander (16:30:34): But not until it's announced.
elan_einlhander (16:30:39): There will be a global shout saying it's time.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:49): Leave Elan at the planner.
elan_einlhander (16:30:59): Can't, I have to log off and on in Safe rooms.
elan_einlhander (16:31:03): But
elan_einlhander (16:31:12): You know Sigil sort of, right?
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:26): Why do you have to log off and on in safe rooms? Lol. And no, I've never explored Sigil in my life.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:36): Or Tellerium.
elan_einlhander (16:31:39): I'm in a PK clan.
elan_einlhander (16:31:42): It's just for safety.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:43): Or Templeton.
elan_einlhander (16:31:44): Well
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:44): Ah.
elan_einlhander (16:31:52): Ah, I've got it.
elan_einlhander (16:32:16): I'm trying to think if Rune will have one too.
elan_einlhander (16:32:19): I'm almost positive.
elan_einlhander (16:32:22): If so we're fine.
elan_einlhander (16:32:24): You know Rune, lol
elan_einlhander (16:32:26): At least basic.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:30): I dunno. You'd think I'd know.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:40): And I recall no such place.
elan_einlhander (16:32:46): You know where the gates are at least?
elan_einlhander (16:32:49): It's not a place.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:55): Of Rune? Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:32:56): it's a mob they just stick at the gate
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:21): I was playing Elegy just recently and the only people at the gates are Sathan and... I'm pretty sure that's it.
elan_einlhander (16:33:37): Well that's just it, the mob is only THERE for weddings.
elan_einlhander (16:33:41): If there's no wedding, there's no planner.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:42): Ah, I see.
elan_einlhander (16:33:55): Someone is telling me the mob is at the tourist center.
elan_einlhander (16:33:57): Know where that is?
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:00): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:34:08): Okay, groovy, I'll make sure to log off in Rune then.
elan_einlhander (16:34:17): Go to the tourist center, if it's not there, just check the gates.
elan_einlhander (16:34:26): Gravy
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:27): Okie dokie smodalie yokie.
elan_einlhander (16:34:36): And remember, I need you to BE Elan.
elan_einlhander (16:34:38): Role-play this.
elan_einlhander (16:34:43): Don't be suspicious VT, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:45): Roleplay THIS.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:54): "i m elan rofl lol lmao"
elan_einlhander (16:34:58): Don't wedgie my comrades, don't trip the newbies.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:58): "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:08): "hale inelander."
elan_einlhander (16:35:11): Do this on Portal, as well.
elan_einlhander (16:35:20): Do you kno how to log things with Portal?
elan_einlhander (16:35:23): know*
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:27): Nope. :D
elan_einlhander (16:35:32): All right, open up Portal for me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:01): Done and done.
elan_einlhander (16:36:22): Now, towards the top of the screen, do you see a small, red square? Almost like a red light that's not on?>
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:34): Yeo
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:36): ...Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:36:43): Right-click it.
elan_einlhander (16:36:51): The option "log incomming text to file" is what you want.
elan_einlhander (16:37:00): I'd suggest experimenting with it, since it's rather tricky.
elan_einlhander (16:37:11): For me, I had to log the stuff, but then copy it from the file before I Stopped logging
elan_einlhander (16:37:17): Because when I'd stop logging, the file would go blank.
elan_einlhander (16:38:58): And make sure you save it as a text file.
elan_einlhander (16:39:12): I assume.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:16): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (16:39:56): Yeah, see, I just tried logging something.
elan_einlhander (16:40:05): I saved it as a text file, but it made itself into a data file.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:14): Why won't MM take my commands anymore? O.o;;
elan_einlhander (16:40:25): Oh, reboot Portal
elan_einlhander (16:40:28): I hate when that happens.
elan_einlhander (16:41:59): Okay, here's how to do it.
elan_einlhander (16:42:15): Start logging the incoming text, save the file as .txt on the end of the name.
elan_einlhander (16:42:27): Before you STOP logging, go open up that text file, select all, copy, and past it somewhere else.
elan_einlhander (16:42:38): Like I said, experiment with it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:08): ~has got this down like a clown, Charlie Brown~
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:52): Sha-Shake that assss bitch and let me see what you got!
elan_einlhander (16:45:22): All right, if there are any other questions, contact me by Codec. I'm gonna make some lunch.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:55): Okay.
elan_einlhander (16:52:08): *has been playing Metal Gear Solid all day, if it wasn't obvious*
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:24): ~has been, too... well, until he went to sleep around 7 AM~
elan_einlhander (16:52:39): Oh, and don't fall asleep on Friday, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:52): Okie dokie.
elan_einlhander (16:53:07): I'll warn Vic, though I doubt she'd even log on.
elan_einlhander (16:53:13): Just for embarassment's sake.
elan_einlhander (16:53:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:16): *accidentally got the Meryl ending, is sad*
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:24): Awww, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:33): No one likes Meryl, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:38): Otacon is at least somewhat of a G.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:05): And Otacon gives you sweet, sweet camo gear.
elan_einlhander (16:56:15): Yes.
elan_einlhander (16:56:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:56:53): Gotta love how she fucking STOPS
elan_einlhander (16:57:05): We're escaping from the base, and she stops in front of those two soldiers.
elan_einlhander (16:57:09): "It's a check point"
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:13): "RUN"
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:15): "THEM"
elan_einlhander (16:57:16): "KEEP DRIVING, THEY'RE PEOPE"
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:16): "OVER."
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:59:34): Talking to vegetarians makes me love meat so much more.
elan_einlhander (16:59:39): It has the counter-effect they'd hope for.
elan_einlhander (16:59:54): counter-effect of*
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:00:10): I made corned beef hash and half a pack of sausage.
elan_einlhander (17:00:12): So much meat.
elan_einlhander (17:00:13): And damn it
elan_einlhander (17:00:15): it's good*
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:45): People with dial-up piss me off now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:14): ~thinks he knows why jaw-breakers are called jawbreakers~
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:09): Vencabot Teppoo: ~will tell any guy~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~any WHERE~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~to get on their boney knees~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~and suck~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~his~ Vencabot Teppoo: ~nuts~
elan_einlhander (17:30:22): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:30): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:52): Lick my testicles.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:58): You ugly bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:03): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:33): Vencabot Teppoo: ~because would eat Doug's soul for the chance at getting some Starburst~
elan_einlhander (17:50:23): David
elan_einlhander (17:50:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:50:26): Koree walked in
elan_einlhander (17:50:32): And gave me Metal Gear Solid 2.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:36): What?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:50:47): I'm playing it right now.
elan_einlhander (17:50:48): he left.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:58): Did he even... say anything? Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:51:08): he said to give him his stack of games.
elan_einlhander (17:51:13): And now he's gone.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:18): Leave it to Koree.
elan_einlhander (17:51:27): I'm so happy
elan_einlhander (17:51:28): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:51:46): Otacon, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:49): Koree = giver of joy?
elan_einlhander (17:51:52): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:02): He's like Santa Claus.
elan_einlhander (17:52:25): Otacon's voice is a lot deeper, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:48): And Snake is of course a scruffy bastard.
elan_einlhander (17:54:33): Controls are weird
elan_einlhander (17:54:36): Kinda reversed.
elan_einlhander (17:54:46): Wonder if I can change 'em.
elan_einlhander (18:00:18): The camo gear broke as soon as I got here.
elan_einlhander (18:00:19): Figures.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:55): Lol. Snake was gonna use camo gear.
elan_einlhander (18:02:07): I snuck onto the boat with it, bungeed from a bridge.
elan_einlhander (18:02:11): When he landed, it broke, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:33): "Broke."
elan_einlhander (18:02:39): "Broke."
elan_einlhander (18:02:46): Otacon is like my commander, lol
elan_einlhander (18:02:51): He's the colonel.
elan_einlhander (18:02:59): As in, the guy guiding me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:03:19): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (18:03:21): And of course, my awesome mullet and scruffy face.
elan_einlhander (18:07:50): I... caught a cold?
elan_einlhander (18:07:57): This is gonna blow my cover, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:08:45): *hiding behind a wall, mere inches from a guard*
elan_einlhander (18:08:49): "....ACHOO!"
elan_einlhander (18:08:52): "...."
elan_einlhander (18:09:02): Like a God damned cartoon, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:11:17): Russians.
elan_einlhander (18:11:39): Damn Russians.
vencabot_teppoo (18:11:48): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (18:13:48): She's got hairy pits, lol
elan_einlhander (18:13:49): Gross
vencabot_teppoo (18:14:23): lolawsome
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:24): I'll be back in a couple of hours.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:36): I'm not gonna put an away message up... just gonna go idle,lol. So peace.
elan_einlhander (18:18:00): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:11): Almost done with Snake Eater... I think.
elan_einlhander (20:30:19): Chibi Otacon
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:27): ...What?!
elan_einlhander (20:30:27): You think about that.
elan_einlhander (20:31:16): I have to take pics of Metal Gear, and the program used to send them to Otacon uses a chibi sprite of him.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:23): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:51): ~has unravveled the complex plot of Snake Eater, by the way~ ~freaked out when it finally dawned on him~
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:02): ~but won't tell you~
elan_einlhander (20:32:04): Don't te0
elan_einlhander (20:32:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:32:08): Good call
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:18): But I was just so confused through the whole damn game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:38): And, not unlike Metal Gear Solid, the "end game" bosses just keep coming.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:46): I don't even know if I'm at the end anymore, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:56): Fuckin' Liquid.
elan_einlhander (20:34:31): *walking through that crazy void in the Faerie Plane*
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:47): Outer space, as VT called it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:58): "I'm in outer thpaaaaaace."
elan_einlhander (20:35:06): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:29): Since VT ~has~ been to outer space.
elan_einlhander (20:35:40): oddly enough
elan_einlhander (20:40:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:40:57): A not-so-evil yaswon
elan_einlhander (20:42:19): A pet in this city.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:34): Lol *can't get over chibi otacon*
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:06): Doug just keeps laughing and laughing.
elan_einlhander (20:49:21): 4) A flaming faerie 
elan_einlhander (20:49:29): A drink at the new tavern.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:49:51): No one could make that with a straight face.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:51:53): Lol, you know that sound is makes when an enemy spots you in MGS?
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:41): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:53:03): Imagine about 40 soldiers doing it at the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:53:32): I'm sneaking in the back of a room filled with soldiers watching a guy give a speech.
elan_einlhander (20:53:41): If one spots me, they all turn at the exact same time and make that noise.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:58): That'd be hilarious.
elan_einlhander (20:54:19): It was, I cracked up
elan_einlhander (20:54:22): And it was game over, lol
elan_einlhander (20:54:28): Snake was just like "...*hands slowly raising*
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:55:19): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (20:55:21): LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
elan_einlhander (20:55:22): DAVID
elan_einlhander (20:55:29): The guy giving the speech goes "INTRUDER TO THE LEFT"
elan_einlhander (20:55:34): The ALL turn left and make the sound
elan_einlhander (20:55:38): I'm like SHIT
elan_einlhander (20:55:43): Then he goes INTRUDER IN THE BACk
elan_einlhander (20:55:46): They all FLIP around
elan_einlhander (20:55:54): And he says "...should that actually happen"
elan_einlhander (20:55:58): My heart was STOPPED
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:59:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:59:41): Ocelot wears spurs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:55): He does in this game, too.
elan_einlhander (21:00:15): Awesome
elan_einlhander (21:04:23): Damn, Ocelot's a snake.
elan_einlhander (21:04:25): ....GET IT?
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:25): And he of course just took down ten russian soldiers in about two seconds, with a revolver.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:40): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:07:32): Wow
elan_einlhander (21:07:36): He took more than Liquid's hand.
elan_einlhander (21:07:40): he took like his whole arm.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:08:46): I can't even imagine why in the hell he'd take Liquid's arm, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:09:47): Damn, Primal Metal Gear.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:47): Joker45756: david i just studied hardcore for a solid hour Vencabot Teppoo: And what did Harry learn? Joker45756: anatomy of books Vencabot Teppoo: ...Anatomy of books? Joker45756: pictures on books Joker45756: of naked skeletons
elan_einlhander (21:09:57): It's like a big frog with a tail.
elan_einlhander (21:09:59): ...Lol
elan_einlhander (21:10:00): Harry
elan_einlhander (21:10:19): There are three stop signs in Victoriana's town.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:18): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:11:25): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (21:11:46): Victoriana tells the formation 'two counties down the river, they have one traff ic light...and it blinks!'
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:12:27): Metal Gear Ray just lept onto the coast of New York.
elan_einlhander (21:12:27): Lept.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:04): ...Cool.
elan_einlhander (21:13:32): It swims, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:47): And I think I'm dead.
elan_einlhander (21:13:56): Otacon just keeps yelling "SNAAAAAAAAKE!!'
elan_einlhander (21:14:00): You know how it is, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:03): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:15:13): Why did my voice suddenly change so much.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:50): He must have Alexlunaritis.
elan_einlhander (21:16:00): Wtf is that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:12): Alex Lunar-itis.
elan_einlhander (21:16:21): I'm confused.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:50): Alex, from Lunar.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:52): His voice changes.
elan_einlhander (21:17:05): OHHH.
elan_einlhander (21:17:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:30): Joker45756: david im a slut Joker45756: j/k Vencabot Teppoo: ~is a slut~ Joker45756: ~plays action figures with sluts~ Vencabot Teppoo: ROFL.
elan_einlhander (21:18:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:32): Oh, I snaked Snake's name, apparently.
elan_einlhander (21:19:39): Raiden's codename was Snake.
elan_einlhander (21:19:42): What a faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:18): Joker45756: david i went to deja vu yesterday does that make me a slut Vencabot Teppoo: Nope. Vencabot Teppoo: It makes you a male. Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Joker45756: i saw these boob type things Joker45756: i think they were tits Vencabot Teppoo: Harry, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:39): boob type things
elan_einlhander (21:23:59): Raiden does cartwheels.
elan_einlhander (21:24:02): Yeah, what a faggot
elan_einlhander (21:24:02): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:29): Everyone says Raiden is a fag, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:53): He is, I haven't even seen his face and I know he is, lol
elan_einlhander (21:25:03): Can't believe they were calling him Snake.
elan_einlhander (21:25:05): That pissed me off
elan_einlhander (21:27:06): I-I don't have a radar.
elan_einlhander (21:27:07): Oh god.
elan_einlhander (21:27:08): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:28): Fun.
elan_einlhander (21:27:34): Snake had one..
elan_einlhander (21:27:35): FAG
elan_einlhander (21:27:50): SNAKE
elan_einlhander (21:27:52): HE'S HERE
elan_einlhander (21:27:54): AHEAD OF ME
elan_einlhander (21:28:53): Good, radar
elan_einlhander (21:28:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:29:25): Oh, you have to download the radar for each area.
elan_einlhander (21:29:26): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:46): Joker45756: u should be nice to people Joker45756: because if u dont rabbits will poop on ur face Joker45756: read the coran
elan_einlhander (21:33:40): Wow.
elan_einlhander (21:33:46): I can't use weapons that enemies carry.
elan_einlhander (21:33:50): They have personal iD or something.
elan_einlhander (21:33:51): ID*
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:21): Joker45756: i had mormons come to my house the other day Vencabot Teppoo: Did you entertain their company? Joker45756: kinda Joker45756: i told them i was catholic Vencabot Teppoo: And they just gave up? Lol. Joker45756: lol i basically said im catholic ( a hypocrit that really hates jesus) and they got scared
elan_einlhander (21:36:15): I have no idea what my blood type is.
elan_einlhander (21:39:42): ...My girlfriend is the save-game girl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:09): Girlfriend?
elan_einlhander (21:40:27): Raiden's.
elan_einlhander (21:40:31): Fiance, something like that.
elan_einlhander (21:41:44): WHAT
elan_einlhander (21:41:58): The name of the leader of the group of Terrorists is Solid Snake.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:08): Sweet, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:42): Raiden looks like a total flamer.
elan_einlhander (21:55:28): Oh shit, it looks like Cyborg Ninja went through here, lol
elan_einlhander (21:55:33): Blood covering the hallway
elan_einlhander (21:55:37): Covering
elan_einlhander (21:58:23): Oh, it's just a vampire, silly me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:59:31): I think Snake just saved me, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:20): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:01:24): Snake looks like SHIT.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:30): Like shit?
elan_einlhander (22:01:43): No headband, his hair is hanging all over, he has a beard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:02:59): Snake is grilling Raiden
elan_einlhander (22:03:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:03:02): As he should
elan_einlhander (22:03:46): God, I hate playing such a ROOKIE.
elan_einlhander (22:03:47): Christ
elan_einlhander (22:03:49): It's his first mission
elan_einlhander (22:06:48): He doesn't smoke.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:20): Snake gave him his cigarettes anyway, lol
elan_einlhander (22:09:12): I got his codec frequency.
elan_einlhander (22:09:14): Oooooookay
elan_einlhander (22:13:49): I'd smile on HER fortune.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:00): Lol/
elan_einlhander (22:17:34): What a PUSSY
elan_einlhander (22:17:38): Jesus fucking CHRIST.
elan_einlhander (22:18:06): You have to play this so you can hate him like I do
elan_einlhander (22:18:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:18:09): I will in turn feel better.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:17): Awesine.
elan_einlhander (22:22:48): I hope the engineer is Otacon, lol
elan_einlhander (22:24:09): GOD SHUT UP YOU PUSSY
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:36): Isn't "Raiden" the name of that character in Mortal Kombat? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:19): Probably.
elan_einlhander (22:25:23): He's a pussy
elan_einlhander (22:25:23): p
elan_einlhander (22:25:23): u
elan_einlhander (22:25:24): s
elan_einlhander (22:25:26): s
elan_einlhander (22:25:27): y
elan_einlhander (22:25:39): A dripping wet pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:55): A dripping wet, bald pussy.
elan_einlhander (22:27:20): A a dripping wet, bald, red pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:25): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:56:13): [1] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Well, you are a dirty Mexican after all. :\'
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:56:55): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:47): Watching music videos.
elan_einlhander (22:58:20): On Yahoo! thingy?
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:26): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:09:31): Mmm, potatoey.
elan_einlhander (23:28:49): I stepped on a nail.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:56): IRL?
elan_einlhander (23:29:00): A rusty nail
elan_einlhander (23:29:01): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:04): Well, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (23:29:20): It wasn't pointing up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:04): Good, good. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:12): Just thought I'd mention it.
elan_einlhander (23:30:35): elan_einlhander: But sadly, Elan does not go to movies to have his heart warmed, really. Kodora : Hmm, what do you go to the movies for? elan_einlhander: Awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (23:30:40): *can't imagine any other good reason to go*
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:01): Kodora : What is 'awesomeness'? And, I suggest you don't see finding neverland. :P
elan_einlhander (23:32:02): .........
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:06): I can't imagine a word being more self-explanitory.
elan_einlhander (23:34:40): Kodora : Could a story that makes you cry be awesome?
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:54): It could, hypothetically.
elan_einlhander (23:35:03): No, it couldn't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:06): Especially if it has dropping babies on rocks.
elan_einlhander (23:35:11): Unless I'm crying from something being SO awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:37:58): Doug does not feel things that are loving, and thought-provoking are awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:38:04): Awesome is about HYPE.
elan_einlhander (23:39:12): Makes me jump and SCREAM.
elan_einlhander (23:39:15): Makes my hair turn golden.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:48): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:41:20): She threw a dictionary definition at me.
elan_einlhander (23:41:22): Lol, that's harsh.
elan_einlhander (23:41:42): She assumes I derive the word from 'awe'
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:41): Well, tell her to suck your nuts
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:51): And tell her that you don't mean cashews.
elan_einlhander (23:43:00): I mean testicles.
elan_einlhander (23:43:04): Big, hairy, testicles.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:04): Contrary to what the dictionary might say.
elan_einlhander (23:43:09): Rofl, touche.
elan_einlhander (23:43:39): She's off on a tangent now.
elan_einlhander (23:43:42): God I hate chicks. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:49): Guys > girls.
elan_einlhander (23:43:51): Seriously
elan_einlhander (23:43:54): Guys shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (23:43:56): Girls don't.
elan_einlhander (23:43:57): Ever
elan_einlhander (23:43:58): EVER
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:01): Ever
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:10): Unless they're gay.
elan_einlhander (23:44:13): And they make no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:15): And more like guys anyway.
elan_einlhander (23:44:20): And then they just make me sick, lol
elan_einlhander (23:44:23): So I lose either way

1-13-05


elan_einlhander (0:03:07): SUCH
elan_einlhander (0:03:07): A
elan_einlhander (0:03:09): PUSSY
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:01): Such a pussy that Doug is almost ATTRACTED to him.
elan_einlhander (0:04:14): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (0:04:17): I have to finger this guy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:06): ~bets you'll never figure out the plot of MGS3 like he did~
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:17): ~unless you paid really close attention to the plot in MGS~
elan_einlhander (0:05:29): *beat that, today*
elan_einlhander (0:05:32): *has so many questions*
elan_einlhander (0:20:59): Man, no radar really sucks balls.
elan_einlhander (0:21:59): I have to find and download the radar for each area I enter.
elan_einlhander (0:48:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:48:20): The enemies cracking jokes about Snake's box-hiding.
elan_einlhander (0:48:50): Are you actually away..?
elan_einlhander (0:55:25): Guess so..
elan_einlhander (0:55:37): Well, make sure you remember to come here after school.
elan_einlhander (16:34:57): Can't even fucking believe it's snowing after it rained for like 10 hours.
elan_einlhander (18:56:38): Jesus H. Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:54): ?
elan_einlhander (18:59:01): MGS2 is creeping me out BAD.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:08): Lol. Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:25): How so?
elan_einlhander (18:59:25): I must be under some sort of drug, the colonel keeps sending me codec messeges.
elan_einlhander (18:59:30): But they're... lunacy
elan_einlhander (18:59:37): Like, random stuff, he told me to turn off the game console.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:59:44): Said it was a role-playing game, I failed me role.
vencabot_teppoo (19:00:13): Lol. Weird.
elan_einlhander (19:00:38): Now he's apologizing for making me pay for lunch the other day.
elan_einlhander (19:00:47): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (19:00:51): MY RADAR TURNED INTO A GIRL
elan_einlhander (19:00:54): I'M FREAKING OUT
vencabot_teppoo (19:01:09): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (19:01:18): ARE you under some kind of drug? What happened? Lol
elan_einlhander (19:01:23): MAKE IT STOP, IT'S LIKE PLAYING ETERNAL DARKNESS
elan_einlhander (19:01:50): You got a PSG1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry and save Meryl!
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:02:45): I'm naked, btw.
elan_einlhander (19:02:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:02:58): Ocelot took my clothes.
elan_einlhander (19:03:07): So I'm running around naked, trying to find my gear.
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:34): Metal Gear Solid games are so good.
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:36): Is that game really good?
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:43): Because Snake Eater is, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:03:45): it is, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:03:49): I fought a Harrier.
elan_einlhander (19:03:52): Which if you didn't know, is a jet.
elan_einlhander (19:03:58): A fucking fighter jet.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:04): Nice.
elan_einlhander (19:04:19): But now, I'm finding out everyone is using me.
elan_einlhander (19:04:25): I think Raiden got jacked even worse than Snake, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:04:36): His girly is a spy.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:50): Damn.
elan_einlhander (19:05:17): YES
elan_einlhander (19:05:23): Snake showed up, he's in his sneaking suit.
elan_einlhander (19:05:25): Fucking sweet.
elan_einlhander (19:05:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:05:31): *should be playing as him*
vencabot_teppoo (19:05:36): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (19:05:39): *Sneaking suit > Skull suit*
elan_einlhander (19:06:12): This game has an insane story, though.
elan_einlhander (19:06:30): And of course, going up against 25 Metal Gears.
elan_einlhander (19:06:45): .......
elan_einlhander (19:06:47): I got a sword.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:57): ...
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:00): ...Sweet.
elan_einlhander (19:07:34): holy shit, this is sweet
elan_einlhander (19:07:38): I can deflect bullets.
elan_einlhander (19:07:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:53): Maybe Raiden is halfway okay after all? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:07:59): Halfway
elan_einlhander (19:08:05): *would rather be Snake anyday*
elan_einlhander (19:08:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:08:29): Snake just punched me in the face.
elan_einlhander (19:08:33): 'Cause I accidentally sliced him
vencabot_teppoo (19:08:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:09:01): HAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (19:09:05): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
elan_einlhander (19:09:08): Snake said
elan_einlhander (19:09:16): "If you run out of ammo, you can have mine."
elan_einlhander (19:09:17): Raiden says
elan_einlhander (19:09:22): "Sure you've got enough?"
elan_einlhander (19:09:39): Sanke says "Absolutely, *points at his headband* Infinite ammo."
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:45): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:48): No way.
elan_einlhander (19:09:53): Fucking seriously.
elan_einlhander (19:10:29): Snake shaved, lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:53): Good, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:11:13): Still has his mullet, though.
elan_einlhander (19:12:01): This game has way more clever humour than the first one.
vencabot_teppoo (19:12:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:14:30): Damn good thing I got this sword.
elan_einlhander (19:14:36): We're crossing a long corridor full of enemies.
elan_einlhander (19:14:42): A lot of them have swords, and they deflect bullets.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:17): Why do they have swords? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:15:23): I have no idea, lol
elan_einlhander (19:16:20): Oh shi
elan_einlhander (19:16:24): Huge plot twist.
elan_einlhander (19:16:36): No way
elan_einlhander (19:17:01): No fucking way
elan_einlhander (19:17:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:08): O.o
elan_einlhander (19:17:20): I'd rather you play to find out, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:17:30): Much much better.
elan_einlhander (19:18:07): Mooch batter.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:18:43): Uh oh, gang of ninjas.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:20:47): The game is bugging out
elan_einlhander (19:20:49): Good lord almighty.
elan_einlhander (19:20:57): This is gonna give me nightmares.
elan_einlhander (19:28:00): Oh hey, three Metal Gears are running toward me.
elan_einlhander (19:28:02): Fun stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:28:12): And I've got a sword.
elan_einlhander (19:28:15): So I'm okay
elan_einlhander (19:28:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:30:58): This is crazy, lol
elan_einlhander (19:33:20): I think I have to fight all 25 of them.
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:44): All 25 Metal Gears?
elan_einlhander (19:33:59): 25 Metal Freaking Gears.
elan_einlhander (19:36:45): Well good news, these things aren't nearly as armoured as REX was.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:55): Good, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:37:06): I can just fire stingers at their heads.
elan_einlhander (19:38:32): Solidus Snake is Doctor Octopus, just so you know.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:40:34): Metal Gear is... bleeding?
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:49): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (19:41:07): David believes it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:19): ~does, since it can roar and stuff, lol~
elan_einlhander (19:42:12): Raiden's got jack now.
elan_einlhander (19:42:14): ...LOL
elan_einlhander (19:42:15): JACK
elan_einlhander (19:42:16): GET IT
elan_einlhander (19:42:18): HIS NAME IS JACK
elan_einlhander (19:42:19): AHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:40): Jack is the name of the main character in Snake Eater, too.
elan_einlhander (19:42:50): I dare say, Lolz.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:58): LOLZ OMFG.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:05): Oops, put a period on there.
elan_einlhander (19:43:10): Dumb-ass.
elan_einlhander (19:43:18): Oh, I got some random IM on MSN today.
elan_einlhander (19:43:31): A guy asking me "u r elan einlhander?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:32): O.o
elan_einlhander (19:44:00): And we chatted
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:44:30): He's like 'y r u talking w/gramer and stuff?'
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:44:47): Classic genius.
elan_einlhander (19:48:44): So many plot twists, lol
elan_einlhander (19:48:49): Now it's a real Metal Gear game.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:53): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:09): Except that it's freezing.
elan_einlhander (19:49:11): Son of a bitch.
elan_einlhander (19:49:16): I knew 10 dollars was too good to be true.
elan_einlhander (19:49:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:27): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:41): Koree bought it somewhere for 10 dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:54): Oh, the game is freezing. That sucks
elan_einlhander (19:55:37): Sadly now that I think about it, I have no idea what's going on in the game.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:03): Gonna have to play it through again to make sense of it.
elan_einlhander (19:59:20): She got shot in the tittie.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:31): That's too bad, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:59:35): It is, too.
elan_einlhander (19:59:55): Ocelot can't be shot.
elan_einlhander (19:59:57): That's almost as bad
elan_einlhander (19:59:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:57): Oh shizzat.
elan_einlhander (20:04:34): Nothing like hearing Liquid's voice come booming out of that Metal Gear.
elan_einlhander (20:04:38): "BROTHERS!"
elan_einlhander (20:04:42): "....Oh HELLS no."
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:05:56): YES
elan_einlhander (20:05:58): SNAKE IS A GOD
elan_einlhander (20:17:10): *head.... swimming.... aching*
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:28): Go to bed Doug, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:40): S-snake?
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:56): No. Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:18:12): ...M-Meryl?
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:33): No. DOUGLAS.
elan_einlhander (20:19:18): SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:57): Phone, ringing
elan_einlhander (20:22:59): Can't... move.
elan_einlhander (20:27:47): Sweet, sword-fight with a boss.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:03): Cool.
elan_einlhander (20:40:19): Raiden reminds me of FFX for some reason.
elan_einlhander (20:40:46): I wonder if Hideo Kojima worked worked on that game.
elan_einlhander (20:41:21): This better not be the end of the game.
elan_einlhander (20:41:27): Way too many loose ends.
elan_einlhander (20:43:40): Son of a BITCH.
elan_einlhander (20:43:47): I hate this game now.
elan_einlhander (20:44:04): That was a God-awful ending.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:26): Aw, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (20:44:33): Yeah, it does.
elan_einlhander (20:44:34): God damn.
elan_einlhander (20:44:45): I feel totally jacked.
elan_einlhander (20:44:47): No pun intended.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:54): How long was Metal Gear Solid 3? Roughly?
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:13): It can be beaten in five hours if you're quick.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:18): Just like MGS.
elan_einlhander (20:45:23): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:33): My file took 30 hours, though. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:36): But I was still learning.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:42): I'm going a lot faster this time through.
elan_einlhander (20:45:47): Right, if I played this again I'd finish it in that time, too.
elan_einlhander (20:45:56): I might just for the sake of extras, but damn.
elan_einlhander (20:46:05): I didn't even go after Liquid.
elan_einlhander (20:46:10): I didn't even FIGHT him.
elan_einlhander (20:46:25): And it ends with me meeting up with my girlfriend and proposing
elan_einlhander (20:46:26): Fag.
elan_einlhander (20:46:33): Raiden can suck my cock.
elan_einlhander (20:46:35): And he would, too.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:47:04): -_-
elan_einlhander (20:47:05): Sorry.
elan_einlhander (20:49:50): To be honest, I think it went a little too far with the conspiracies.
elan_einlhander (20:50:00): I mean, conspiracy is sweet, but I think they pushed it.
elan_einlhander (20:50:06): To the point where nothing made sense.
elan_einlhander (20:50:12): Things contradicting each other.
elan_einlhander (20:53:22): Well, nice little plot twist at the end there, at least.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:55): As always.
elan_einlhander (20:54:26): I hope they make a four to wrap things up, then.
elan_einlhander (21:12:46): My reward was a camera.
elan_einlhander (21:12:47): Gay
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:12): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:27): Just chatting. You?
elan_einlhander (21:30:47): Nothing, really.
elan_einlhander (21:30:51): Sort of lost my concept of time.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:58): I'm trying to make more use of oddball items this time around in MGS2.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:09): Same here, heehee.
elan_einlhander (21:34:21): Like books and magazines.
elan_einlhander (21:34:25): Making obscure noises.
elan_einlhander (21:34:39): Right now I'm shooting holes in windows to confuse everyone.,
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:07): Tranq gun is the best weapon in the game.
elan_einlhander (21:35:17): Hands down
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:39): Yep. Same in this game.
elan_einlhander (21:35:46): Silent, effective.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:47): Except for the tranq sniper-rifle, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:01): I find it hard to aim with that, that's only good for the really long-range stuff.
elan_einlhander (21:36:07): I even use the M9 for long-range stuff.
elan_einlhander (21:36:22): I'd only use the PSG-T for someone whose body I couldn't distinguish.
elan_einlhander (21:36:31): Real short supply of Pantezium.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:54): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:38:36): My aim is getting sweet with the M9, too.
elan_einlhander (21:38:40): Go for that neck shot
elan_einlhander (21:39:29): Or in this case, shoot them in the leg eight times, lol
elan_einlhander (21:39:36): I'm trying to get a guy whle I'm under a crate.
elan_einlhander (22:01:19): Okay, enough of that game for now, my mind is too plagued with questions.
elan_einlhander (22:01:26): What to do now.
elan_einlhander (22:15:27): You've been online for two days, now.
elan_einlhander (22:15:42): And four minutes, to be exact.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:47): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:16:09): Let us hope laptop buddy hangs in there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:30): Good quote from me.
elan_einlhander (22:16:36): "When I masturbate, an Angel gets his wings."
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:44): I figured it was a clever mix of two sayings.
elan_einlhander (22:17:41): Doug: "Sweet, it rained all night, now the snow is GONE."
elan_einlhander (22:17:47): Mere hours later *blizzard*
elan_einlhander (22:17:56): "N-NO!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:56): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:58): Sucks
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:02): It was so warm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:03): So warm.
elan_einlhander (22:18:11): Mother nature has a warped sense of humour.

1-14-05


elan_einlhander (1:22:41): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:42): O.o
elan_einlhander (1:22:49): >_<
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:55): I was just going to bed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:58): Wtf are you doing up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:16): Quote: "Well, I'm gonna go get ready for bed. Peace."
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:24): "AIM: Elan Einlhander is no longer idle."
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:42): David, opens Yahoo! window. Types, "O." and then Doug sends HIM a goofy verticon first, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:57): *owned*
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:59): Again proving that we're too much alike for our own good.
elan_einlhander (1:24:25): I woke back up.
elan_einlhander (1:24:28): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:38): Well, go back to sleep, lol. "I can't." Blah blah blah.
elan_einlhander (1:24:47): Yeah..
elan_einlhander (1:24:54): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:58): Because it's gonna be awful lonely, because I'M going to bed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:06): And I am, of course, the light of Doug's life.
elan_einlhander (1:25:12): that and my penis.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:25:26): Doug is now forced to jack off ALL night.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:27): I guess you can play MGS.
elan_einlhander (1:25:32): I guess so.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:36): Or jack off all night.
elan_einlhander (1:25:44): Hurry up and beat 3 again, so I can roxxor it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:45): Like a, dare I say, jack off.
elan_einlhander (1:25:54): And then you can roxxor 2 and explain it to me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:06): How often did 2 freeze for you?
elan_einlhander (1:26:37): It only happened once, it was during one of the final flash-back cinematics, but I popped the disc out, cleaned it, and it works fine now.
elan_einlhander (1:26:51): If all else fails, you can just skip it, it's the only one it happened for.
elan_einlhander (1:26:55): you can save right before it anyway
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:56): Oh, sweet. We bought ours used to, and... uh...
elan_einlhander (1:26:58): They kinda make you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:03): ~is so tired his train of thought just crashed~
elan_einlhander (1:27:09): *stab*
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:17): Oh, yeah. The music skips every now and then during codec conversations.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:29): It's no big deal, though.
elan_einlhander (1:27:34): ~nod~ I don't mind.
elan_einlhander (1:27:44): I just need my daily dose of tactical espionage action.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:58): ~still hasn't even played Snake VS Monkey~
elan_einlhander (1:28:05): ...*doesn't wanna know*
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:21): You know the game "Ape Escape?"
elan_einlhander (1:28:26): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:28:29): Never played it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:49): Well, the game is about bonking monkeys on the heads and capturing them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:30): Since it's made by Konami, they make a cameo in MGS3. Like the VR Missions of the first one, Snake VS Monkey is a playable mini-game that you can play along with the ACTUAL game.
elan_einlhander (1:29:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:54): All I did was watch the intro to it, and I was cracking up, and then I turned it off.
elan_einlhander (1:30:01): Lolzzzz.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:09): "Snake, we need to pull you out of retirement for one last mission."
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:23): "Colonel, I'm RETIRED. Whatever happens, I'm not fighting any Metal Gears."
elan_einlhander (1:30:23): The apes have escaped.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:35): "Snake, this is actually a rescue mission."
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:47): "Rescue? Who, a government official? Weapons tycoon?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:49): "Apes."
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:51): "...APES?!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:04): "Yes, apes. I'm sending you a picture of your target right now."
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:20): *picture downloads... mug-shot of cartoony-ass Ape Escape ape*
elan_einlhander (1:31:29): *cracked up reading that last message*
elan_einlhander (1:31:32): *must be sleepy*
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:47): "Snake, you're not allowed to do any lethal damage to the apes, so you'll be reserved to bonking them on the head."
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:53): "...BONKING them?!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:02): "Yes, and then capturing them with out state-of-the-art laser net."
elan_einlhander (1:32:02): "bonking"
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:17): The entire thing is just a comedy sketch, lol. It's funny as Hell.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:20): But then I didn't play, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:50): *wants to slit throats*
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:10): Dear God, did I tell you- Well, I guess if I told you about one of the bosses, it'd kinda ruin the plot, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:17): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:19): But, in my new file, I'm going to beat it without killing anyone.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): I'll play soon enough.
elan_einlhander (1:33:36): Without KILLING?
elan_einlhander (1:33:40): Or without stunning too?
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:42): Let it suffice to say that David slit WAY too many throats.
elan_einlhander (1:33:45): *loves tranquing*
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:46): Without killing.
elan_einlhander (1:33:53): Fair enough.
elan_einlhander (1:33:57): I rarely kill people.
elan_einlhander (1:33:59): I choke sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:06): I killed everyone in the game.
elan_einlhander (1:34:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:34:12): Why David, why.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:20): Including the scientists, execution style, just because they pissed me off.
elan_einlhander (1:34:32): And who says video games encourage violence.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:38): Well, listen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:42): These damn scientists.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:08): They have really high-pitched voices, and run around flailing their arms and screaming when they see you, alerting any gaurds in the entire damn area.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:23): And the scientists have INCREDIBLE sight range, as if they can just SENSE you're there.
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): Oh, they're ENEMY scientists.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:50): So, when I finally killed all of the guards in the laboratory, I hunted all of the scientists down and killed them in terrible ways.
elan_einlhander (1:36:06): God-awful ways
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:12): I held one guy up, then shot his testicles off. Instant kill.
elan_einlhander (1:36:20): W-what?
elan_einlhander (1:36:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:25): How is that an instant kill.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:32): Forced another one to the ground, told him to put his hands behind his head, walked around front of him, kneeled down, and blew his brains out.
elan_einlhander (1:36:42): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:43): Grabbed one of them and threw them off of the top-floor of the building.
elan_einlhander (1:36:44): *not funny*
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:51): And, my favourite, the last one.
elan_einlhander (1:36:54): Can you carry people and then throw them?
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:03): David, with his machine gun, chasing the last one down the hallways.
elan_einlhander (1:37:09): Machine gun, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:12): Shooting as he went, but that scientist was booking.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:20): Scientist runs into a room and locks the door.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:27): David blows the door down with a grenade.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:42): Stands in the doorway, there's no other exit. The scientist is just looking at him, backed into a corner.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:16): David pulls the machine gun out and starts pumping him FULL of lead. The scientist is thrown back against the wall, his entire body shaking from the insane amount of bullets. With his last bit of strength, he turns around and starts CLAWING at the wall.
elan_einlhander (1:38:34): Oh God.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:36): David finally stops shooting, and the scientist, the last one, COVERED in blood, SLOWLY slides down the wall, leaving a trail of blood.
elan_einlhander (1:38:47): That's insane.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:54): And then I said, quote, "Sorry, Snake don't play that."
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:05): Oh yeah, and I threw one of them in a locker, closed it, then shot it up with my machine gun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:09): *understands now how people can love stuff like GTA soooooooooo much*
elan_einlhander (1:39:26): How can we LOVE such horrible violence SO much.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:44): Well, I'm not killing ANYONE this time around, because it came back to bite me in the ass, HARD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:59): David killed EVERYONE in the game MORE than once, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:40:06): Karma baby
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:24): And I've beaten the first two missions now without killing anyone, so its 1337.
elan_einlhander (1:40:36): As my crazy ex-girlfriend would say
elan_einlhander (1:40:47): I keep referring to Lynnette as "my crazy ex-girlfriend" at work.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:52): Just knocking them out by slamming their heads into things, tranqing them, or forcing them to the ground and telling them to disarm. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:00): Another one of my favourite kills was shooting off a guy's radio, then shooting the gun out of his hand, then RUNNING up to him and PUSHING him backwards into the electric fense and watching him fry, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:12): Jesus
elan_einlhander (1:42:19): *has yet to shoot a radio*
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:36): ~only shoots radios if only one guy in the room has a radio~
elan_einlhander (1:43:02): I end up killing every person I hold up, lol
elan_einlhander (1:43:21): I tell him to freeze, stand there for a few seconds, and just get bored and shoot him in the temple.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:38): Lol. That's what I used to do.
elan_einlhander (1:43:55): I never get any dog tags.
elan_einlhander (1:43:58): So I stopped caring.
elan_einlhander (1:44:10): I looked for a walkthrough for MGS, to see if there were any cookie features I mised.
elan_einlhander (1:44:12): missed*
elan_einlhander (1:44:19): They had some thing for getting everyone's dog tags.
elan_einlhander (1:44:25): It's ridiculous, I can't imagine ever wanting to do it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:27): O.o
elan_einlhander (1:44:35): You know how to get dog tags, right?
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:41): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:48): I don't think there are any in this game.
elan_einlhander (1:44:52): Apparently you gotta like hold the guys up, and make them shake them off.
elan_einlhander (1:44:58): They're in the first two games.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:03): Not in the PSX version.
elan_einlhander (1:45:07): Sure they are.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:10): There's no holding up in the PSX version.
elan_einlhander (1:45:14): Oh, that's true.
elan_einlhander (1:45:15): Hmm
elan_einlhander (1:45:20): In any case, dog tags are gay
elan_einlhander (1:45:26): 'Cause like every single guard has them.
elan_einlhander (1:45:33): And holding up is risky business.
elan_einlhander (1:46:03): There should be an unlockable feature to somehow play through the game as Snake.
elan_einlhander (1:46:09): Even though it would make zero sense.
elan_einlhander (1:46:16): Since Snake is IN the plot frequently.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:25): Do you play as Raiden for the whole damn game?
elan_einlhander (1:46:42): After the first, short mission yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:46:44): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:55): Is that Sons of Liberty, or Substance?
elan_einlhander (1:46:57): Raiden is only favourable after you get that sword.
elan_einlhander (1:47:00): Sons of Liberty.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:05): ~not sure what the difference is between the two games, lol~
elan_einlhander (1:47:16): Koree says Substance is the same save for some VR missions and... skateboarding?
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:23): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:37): And Sons of Liberty is a sweeter name.
elan_einlhander (1:47:52): Though I'm not too sure who they are, now that I think about it.
elan_einlhander (1:47:53): God damn.
elan_einlhander (1:48:00): TOO MANY QUESTIONS
elan_einlhander (1:48:05): Let's hope I make more sense of it this time around.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:39): It took David forever to figure out the plot of 3, lol. And not even the plot, but just the BASIC PREMISE.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:00): "If it's the SIXTIES, and Snake is, like, 30... wouldn't that make him 70 in MGS?!"
elan_einlhander (1:49:18): And in MGS, they says he was created in the late seventies.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:35): Yeah, I finally made sense of it towards the end of the game, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:49:37): So Doug is interested to solve that little puzzle.
elan_einlhander (1:50:06): Try and finish it up by Saturday, and if the weather warms up again we'll boogie on Sunday.
elan_einlhander (1:50:17): And you can watch the grazy scenes from Twin Snakes.
elan_einlhander (1:50:20): Yes, grazy.
elan_einlhander (1:50:25): Gravy+crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:33): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:51:08): Any ninjas in MGS3? :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:39): Nope, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:41): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:53): But, it DOES have twenty year old Ocelot.
elan_einlhander (1:52:00): And that's well worth it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:01): And his gay, gay Ocelot sound.
elan_einlhander (1:52:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:52:22): Ocelot got away in MGS2, so he's quite the recurring villain now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:41): Wow.
elan_einlhander (1:52:42): Doug says, make a fourth one, and tie EVERYTHING up.
elan_einlhander (1:52:47): Cut it off there.
elan_einlhander (1:52:50): No use dragging it out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:53): Well, the next one is Metal Gear Acid.
elan_einlhander (1:53:00): Acid, interesting.
elan_einlhander (1:53:05): So soon?
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:06): I think it's like an RPG, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:15): Fuckin' better not be, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:21): That's the end of the world right there.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:24): I saw screen shots and it looked like some kind of RPG-ish thing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:50): Well, the Metal Gear games were seen from above, shooter-type sneaking games.
elan_einlhander (1:54:07): I dare say, tactical espionage.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:23): Metal Gear Solid is more about direction and stuff. They're 3D espionage shooting games with cutscenes and stuff like that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:29): So, carrying on with this trend,
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:36): Metal Gear Acid could be something completely different.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:41): It isn't Metal Gear Solid IV: Acid.
elan_einlhander (1:54:43): I hope not.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:46): It's not even a Metal Gear Solid game.
elan_einlhander (1:54:48): Don't mess with a good system.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:52): It's the first "Metal Gear Acid" game.
elan_einlhander (1:54:55): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:58): And it's coming out for PSP.
elan_einlhander (1:54:59): Welp, guess we'll see.
elan_einlhander (1:55:05): Hideo Kojima is a genius.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:25): Yep. I was just telling Kenny today that it's amazing that people are even still allowed to make games while Hideo Kojima is around.
elan_einlhander (1:55:39): Of course, after playing Twin Snakes, the graphics for the ORIGINAL game are so... ATROCIOUS
elan_einlhander (1:55:41): Oh my GOD
elan_einlhander (1:55:44): It's like a crime, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:10): Though I feel the first game, or at least the Twin Snakes remake, pwned 2.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:35): I think 3 is gonna own 2, lol. I think they just get better as they go along.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:46): Because the incorporate a lot of the stuff from the PREVIOUS game, and then ADD stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:56:53): I just want you to play 2 for the story.
elan_einlhander (1:57:11): There's a grenade launcher.
elan_einlhander (1:57:14): But I never, ever used it
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:22): Loud guns are useless.
elan_einlhander (1:57:24): Not exactly-
elan_einlhander (1:57:26): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:57:31): *was gonna say it's not stealthy*
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:43): Grenades are almost always useless.
elan_einlhander (1:57:50): Only good for Raven's tank, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:51): Unless you're just fuckin' around.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:07): That's why the socom supressor is SO sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:58:23): Especially 'cause in this game there are these floating camera sentry things.
elan_einlhander (1:58:28): Three shots from a socom take them out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:40): In this game, suppressors get worn out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:49): So you have to keep getting new suppressors.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:05): A lot of stuff wears out in this game.
elan_einlhander (1:59:05): Well shit, I just realized something.
elan_einlhander (1:59:12): You get half as much ammo for your socom on hard mode.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:12): That's kinda the point of Snake Eater I think, lol.;
elan_einlhander (1:59:16): How ridiculous is THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:20): Yikes.
elan_einlhander (1:59:25): 32 bullets.
elan_einlhander (1:59:26): ...
elan_einlhander (1:59:47): My tranq gun has more ammo.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:40): Drunk people are obnoxious.
elan_einlhander (2:00:53): No shit
elan_einlhander (2:00:54): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:00:58): Point in case; Doug's mom.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:10): And David's dad.
elan_einlhander (2:01:28): David's dad is like Doug's mom, only funnier.
elan_einlhander (2:01:32): And slightly less intelligent.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:40): Chotto.
elan_einlhander (2:02:08): C-chotto
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:10): I remember talking to Ericka about how she found her friends to be so funny when they were drunk.
elan_einlhander (2:02:25): And you went upside her head with a belt?
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:14): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:57): And now David is bent on KILLING Ericka.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:08): It's David's newest quirk. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:28): It's cute, really.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:37): David and his infamous "to kill" list, populated by one name. Rofl, I was gonna say that.
elan_einlhander (2:05:00): David's rocking back and forth "Kill....Ericka....." And people are like "Awwww *pet*"
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:13): "Aww, look at him. He's all cute and obsessed."
elan_einlhander (2:05:39): And then he spazzes because he hates being petted.
elan_einlhander (2:05:40): Oddly enough
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:07:12): *pees his pants*
elan_einlhander (2:07:12): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:20): :OOO
elan_einlhander (2:07:32): Oh SNAP
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:10): 376...
elan_einlhander (2:08:28): ?
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:38): 377...
elan_einlhander (2:08:55): What the hell are you talking about?
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:19): ~sitting infront of his computer, eyes unblinking, mouth hanging open~ ...378...
elan_einlhander (2:09:36): Beers on the wall?
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:00): Done... Finished editing all 378 d/R logos.
elan_einlhander (2:10:15): ..WHAT/
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:41): Turns out I made a mistake when I first made all 378 d/R logos, so I had to go back and edit them. I've been working on this for weeks, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:10:59): ...Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:18): There's more than just one logo for every day of the year.
elan_einlhander (2:11:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:05): David just can't understand that people don't like black and white sites, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:08): Nope.
elan_einlhander (2:15:20): And Doug can't understand that's a GRENADE.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:28): What?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:16:01): Having a gun fight with the Russian troops, and they keep chucking grenades toward my cover.
elan_einlhander (2:16:10): I keep hearing them.
elan_einlhander (2:16:16): But it doesn't register in my head to get up and RUN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:26): God I LOVE one-hit kills.
elan_einlhander (2:17:32): My ammo is SO limited, so I have to aim so precise.
elan_einlhander (2:17:42): And you know you get it right 'cause you see blood literally SPRAY from their neck.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:34): Anyway, now that I've finally finished editing all of those stupid pics, I'm gonna get a few hours of sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:35): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:36): Be.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:37): Shmizzle.
elan_einlhander (2:18:49): All right, see you tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (2:18:52): DON'T FORGET
elan_einlhander (2:18:55): WEDDING
elan_einlhander (2:18:59): *flashes his hands*
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:12): Holy shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:15): I would've forgotten.
elan_einlhander (2:19:22): Seriously, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:22): Leave me an offline message about it, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:19:26): I will.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:00): That way, when I log on tomorrow, I WILL see it. Make sure to leave better instructions than you initially gave me, like WHO'S wedding I'm supposed to be going to, etc. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:02): Peace.
elan_einlhander (2:20:19): Lol, yeah
elan_einlhander (2:21:03): Wedding today! Don't forget!
elan_einlhander (2:21:46): it's Kiprin and Windforce's wedding, the invitation is my inventory, looking at it will tell you the time, etc.
elan_einlhander (2:21:59): Type 'time' to see the current system time, which is what the invitation goes by.
elan_einlhander (2:23:11): I hear the tourist center in Rune is where the planner is at, if she's not, go check the gates, and if not THERE, recall to my house in Tellerium and find your way to the north gate.
elan_einlhander (2:23:56): The directions from my house, into the town are: *I have pass-door on so don't worry about the door* All south, then three east, and south, then go one southeast and you'll be at the fountain. The main gate is north from there.
elan_einlhander (2:24:15): Victoriana will most likely get on, she has an invite too.
elan_einlhander (2:24:27): Escort her there, and remember for all the people you might talk to, you're role-playing.
elan_einlhander (2:24:30): Don't forget to log.
elan_einlhander (2:24:33): Peaceeeeeee
elan_einlhander (2:27:25): Oh, and one more thing.
elan_einlhander (2:27:27): ...No drinking.
elan_einlhander (3:54:17): Some interesting tidbits of info about my character.
elan_einlhander (3:54:25): Remember, you're in a PK clan, never stand still outside of safe.
elan_einlhander (3:54:29): My spellbook is in my first trunk.
elan_einlhander (3:54:38): Just type get book trunk to whip it out, it has all of my spells in it.
elan_einlhander (3:54:59): I'm also a druid/bard, so you can enhance yourself with all of the basic effects without having to cast anything.
elan_einlhander (3:55:15): Er, memorize anything.
elan_einlhander (3:55:40): If you get hungry or thirsty, there's also a decanter in my trunk.
elan_einlhander (3:56:01): I have a lockpick if you get stuck, and the spell magic unlock in that spellbook.
elan_einlhander (3:56:57): IF you get attacked by someone, and they keep following you when you flee.
elan_einlhander (3:57:00): Type 'throw smoke'
elan_einlhander (3:57:05): I'll have a smoke bomb in my inventory.
elan_einlhander (3:57:10): Once it hits, start booking.
elan_einlhander (3:59:39): If you want to be really thorough, you can take out the spellbook, memorize all of my spells, and then put it away and re-equip the jack-in-the-box
elan_einlhander (4:00:24): You have the following spells memorized: fireball, cure blindness, cure light, counterspell, dispel magic, armor, magic u nlock, faerie fire, color spray, bless, identify, spell shield, sleep A total of 13 spells.
elan_einlhander (4:00:35): Those are all of the spells I memorize, make an alias or something if you want to.

1-15-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:48:50): Operation "VT-is-Einlhander" was a success.
elan_einlhander (0:49:01): I was worried, since you weren't here when I got home, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:08): *too used to David messing up*
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:12): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:17): AND.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:31): I got to say, "Excuse me for not being very talkative. I don't feel quite like myself."
elan_einlhander (0:49:32): I don't like and
elan_einlhander (0:49:35): Oh'
elan_einlhander (0:49:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:49:39): Good one
elan_einlhander (0:49:45): I almost feel... possessed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:49): I know. It makes VT a God of ROCK, truly.
elan_einlhander (0:50:29): Did Vic ever get on?
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:40): On my dick? Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:44): No, she got on at the same time I did.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:50): Which was about ten minutes into the party, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:55): Way to go
elan_einlhander (0:50:55): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:55): I ALMOST forgot. :D
elan_einlhander (0:50:58): God damn you
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:02): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (0:51:05): Did she know?
elan_einlhander (0:51:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:51:09): I said I wouldn't be there.
elan_einlhander (0:51:13): And that someone would escort her.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:14): She said that you had told her that you wouldn't be yourself.
elan_einlhander (0:51:17): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:51:18): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:20): I told her I was VT.
elan_einlhander (0:51:28): Aw
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:32): And she was like, "OMFG HOW U BEN GURL?!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:33): LOL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:39): ...No, she wasn't. But she was real excited.
elan_einlhander (0:51:53): I'll bet, she does tend to hop up and down a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:04): Yep, lol. On my dick.
elan_einlhander (0:52:22): up and down, hard as a stone pillar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:51): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:05): Meanwhile, I just beat the first two bosses of MGS III with only the tranq gun.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:13): Which unlocks special equipment, which is awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:53:25): It does? Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:53:34): I'm about halfway through my second go on MGS2.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:34): Yep. It's called a non-lethal victory, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:43): Sweet. Understand the plot any better? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:54): No, the tricky stuff comes in for the last fourth or so of the game.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:25): Well, in this game, the beginning is pretty confusing because everyone has super powers.
elan_einlhander (0:54:31): ...lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:31): But they never explain that... but it's okay. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:40): Didn't you say that MGS II has vampires in it?
elan_einlhander (0:54:42): Well, they never explain Vamp, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:46): ....
elan_einlhander (0:54:47): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:54:49): Awesome
elan_einlhander (0:55:01): Doug and David are like "MIND-MELD-VAMPIRES"
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:29): Lol. And, of course, Psycho Mantis, etc. MGS games always have a bit of the super-natural in them. If they didn't, they'd be TOO real, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:38): Since they're usually based, albeit loosely, on real life events.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:41): DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:49): MGS GAMES ARE INCREDIBLY, ~INCREDIBLY~ EDUCATIONAL. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:55): I told you, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:02): I said "I love the historical data and stuff."
elan_einlhander (0:56:04): You learn things.
elan_einlhander (0:56:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:08): I learned so much from the first MGS, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:14): Like about weapons, military tearms.
elan_einlhander (0:56:16): terms*
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:20): I remember I had to do a report on nuclear weapons and waste.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:39): And the lead in my bibliography was "Metal Gear Solid : Hideo Kojima." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:45): awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:49): And Lathrop was like, "Metal Gear Solid?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:53): "It's a video game."
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:57): "...A... video game."
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:59): "Yep."
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:05): "*Shrugs* Okaaay." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:57:24): MGS2 has way less historical information about technological development.
elan_einlhander (0:57:26): Which saddens me.
elan_einlhander (0:57:33): Man, I sure have a lot of beefs with this game, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:57:35): Can't be a good sign.
elan_einlhander (0:57:39): I think I expect WAY too much.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:48): Rest assured, MGS 3 pwnz.
elan_einlhander (0:58:09): I hates how they were like "USE DISGUISES"
elan_einlhander (0:58:20): I was like, "Sweet, Snake really should have thought of that."
elan_einlhander (0:58:34): You get ONE disguise, and you can only use it for ONE part of the game, because afterwards you lose a part of it.
elan_einlhander (0:58:38): And can thus never use it again.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:58): Well, MGS 3 is all about using camoflauge and disguises. It's a major part of the game.
elan_einlhander (0:59:10): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:23): David wonders what counts as me "killing" people, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:25): I was sneaking at work today, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:59:32): It was dark out, I was bored.
elan_einlhander (0:59:43): So I pressed up against the wall and peered around the corner a few times.
elan_einlhander (0:59:51): Seeing how far I get could without someone going "Doug?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:10): Doug was like, "Dun dun de-dun dun... (bum bum...) Dudda DUN DUN DE-DUN DUN! (bum bum...) DUDDA DUN DUN DE-DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN!1 (Snaaaaaake!)"
elan_einlhander (1:00:28): Nope, Doug was Raiden. :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:34): Lol. Doug was a fag.
elan_einlhander (1:00:44): A flaming fag.
elan_einlhander (1:01:01): Oh, my DBZ game won't work now, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:09): I'm thinking I got a buggy game.
elan_einlhander (1:01:12): So I'm gonna trade it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:13): O.o
elan_einlhander (1:01:21): For a new one.
elan_einlhander (1:01:38): *dropped his keyboard and kicked it on mistake*
elan_einlhander (1:01:45): *loves this keyboard, because it's fine*
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:47): I still haven't even played Dragon Quarter or finished DBZ. MGS is just taking all of my time, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:02:09): Hurry and finish, I'd like it next week, I've got such a Metal Gear itch, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:24): I'll have it done before the end of the three day weekend, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:41): Having beaten EVERY boss the non-lethal way... and having killed no one / as few people as possible, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:02:45): Three day...?
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:52): I think I might've figuratively "killed" some people today.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:00): Put that on a t-shirt and sell it.
elan_einlhander (1:03:07): You have Monday off?
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:03:16): Well hell, I think I do too.
elan_einlhander (1:03:20): You should haul-ass over here.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:32): I'll wear four layers and walk, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:03:33): Even if you're not done, you can finish it over here.
elan_einlhander (1:03:36): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:39): Yeah, that'd be 1337.
elan_einlhander (1:03:40): It was SO FUCKING COLD TODAY
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:43): You could watch, lol. YES.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:44): WHY?1
elan_einlhander (1:03:46): JESUS
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:47): It was so warm!
elan_einlhander (1:03:47): THE SUN WAS OUT
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:49): It was SO warm!
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:51): And then...
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:55): This.
elan_einlhander (1:03:57): I swear to GOD it was zero degrees.
elan_einlhander (1:04:01): I was so cold, I almost cried.
elan_einlhander (1:04:05): *was outside ALL night*
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:06): But you were afraid to.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:09): Because if you did.
elan_einlhander (1:04:09): I was
elan_einlhander (1:04:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:04:11): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:12): Your eyes would freeze.
elan_einlhander (1:04:14): My eyes would fre
elan_einlhander (1:04:15): ..
elan_einlhander (1:04:15): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:22): Lol. We're scary like that.
elan_einlhander (1:04:29): But it's awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:04:38): Dan's staying the night, for some bitch tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (1:04:42): Who now isn't going.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:44): For some bitch?
elan_einlhander (1:04:52): She had to go to Everett for making up abscenses.
elan_einlhander (1:04:58): And my brother is like "I'LL GO ALONG. :D"
elan_einlhander (1:05:01): So he stayd the night.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:03): Uh huh.
elan_einlhander (1:05:06): I get home, log on my computer.
elan_einlhander (1:05:11): His fucking AIM name signs on.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:11): So it WAS him, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:05:16): Yeah, probably.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:18): "Elan Einlhander has signed on."
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:25): "Fuck, go to the wedding yourself then, lo-"
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:30): "Elan Einlhander has signed off."
elan_einlhander (1:05:32): And I get an IM from SlappedupSteve or something.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:35): "Elan Einlhander has signed on."
elan_einlhander (1:05:39): Saying "I cant go tomorrow"
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:40): "Elan Einlhander has signed off."
elan_einlhander (1:05:47): I'm like "....DAN!"
elan_einlhander (1:05:50): W-what?
elan_einlhander (1:05:57): your stupid friend isn't going tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (1:05:59): How do you know!
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:06:11): Because you're a God DAMN IDIOT WHO CAN'T COVER HIS TRACKS.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:50): Now keep on shouting, YOU KEEP ON SHOUTING!
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:51): I
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:54): WANNA ROCK AND ROLL
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:56): ALL NIGHT!!!
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:02): AND PARTY EV-ER-Y DAY!
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:12): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (1:07:19): It's gonna be a pain-in-the-ass weekend.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:25): Why?
elan_einlhander (1:07:28): My boss asked me to work second shift on Sunday.
elan_einlhander (1:07:40): Some greeter isn't coming up, so I'm gonna cover the shift.
elan_einlhander (1:07:43): 3-11 -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:44): Fun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:47): "Hi."
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:50): "Hello."
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:53): "Good morning."
elan_einlhander (1:07:55): *four hours later*
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:55): Four hours later.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:57): DAMN.
elan_einlhander (1:07:57): ........
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:59): DIE.
elan_einlhander (1:08:02): OH MY GOD
elan_einlhander (1:08:02): LOL
elan_einlhander (1:08:10): I had a feeling too.
elan_einlhander (1:08:18): I was like he's gonna say four hours later now, isn't he.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:29): For Christ's sake, Doug. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:08:44): Hey, I said it first.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:03): Why four hours? Why that many hours? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:15): I liked the idea of four.
elan_einlhander (1:09:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:28): Lol, peeking up girls' skirts in MGS2.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:03): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:12:17): I made about seven of them pee their pants.
elan_einlhander (1:12:17): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:12:23): I thought there were melting at first.
elan_einlhander (1:12:33): I was like "You're Ames, aren't you?"
elan_einlhander (1:12:42): Suddenly steam was coming out of her body, and she shuddered.
elan_einlhander (1:12:46): I was like OH GOD SHE'S MELTING.
elan_einlhander (1:12:49): AHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:52): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:11): A lot of the cut scenes in Metal Gear games make me spaz.
elan_einlhander (1:17:17): "SOMEONE'S GONNA SEE YOU GUYS, STOP TALKING."
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:33): Know what I mean?
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:39): My favourite part of MGS:
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:51): "The codec stimulates the bone in your ear. No one can hear when I call you."
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:58): "...But what about when I talk to YOU?"
elan_einlhander (1:18:02): Oh, apparently.
elan_einlhander (1:18:04): You don't talk?
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:05): "No one can hear you, Snake."
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:13): "I don't... under-"
elan_einlhander (1:18:16): Several times in this game, they say "Let's switch to codec, so no one can eavesdrop"
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:19): "Snake, get over it, for Christ's sake."
elan_einlhander (1:18:19): When we're in the same room.
elan_einlhander (1:18:27): So yeah, apparently you don't talk to use Codec.
elan_einlhander (1:21:24): Hm, I wasn't aware I could cripple people.
elan_einlhander (1:21:49): Oh, and I missed the supressor.
elan_einlhander (1:21:53): Which sucks ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:53): :D
elan_einlhander (1:22:07): I only use my socom really for picking off Cyphers.
elan_einlhander (1:22:14): But you never realize how loud these guns are, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): I'm too used to supressors.
elan_einlhander (1:22:24): I fire my gun and I'm like JESUS that's loud.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:45): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:04): Oh, do you accidentally throw a guys a lot? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:07): Like when you go to choke them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:12): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:23:16): I don't do it as much anymore, but damn.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:19): I did in the first MGS, though.
elan_einlhander (1:23:20): Ith appens at the worst times.
elan_einlhander (1:23:35): I'm like "Slowly.... tip-toe.... *holds forward slightly too much* *CHUCK*"
elan_einlhander (1:23:38): "...RUN"
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:28): I hate when I'm getting full-on pursued, too.
elan_einlhander (1:24:36): Sneaking has failed, EVERYONE is chasing me.
elan_einlhander (1:24:45): Just rolling and cartwheeling through people in my way, panicked.
elan_einlhander (1:24:52): Searching desperately for somewhere to hide.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:10): Of course, what does Raiden do when he panicks?
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:12): Cartrolls.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:16): Because he's so, so straight.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:24): He BURNS with the FLAMES of heterosexuality.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:31): After all, he has a "girlfriend." :D
elan_einlhander (1:25:42): If only you knew. :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:59): Doug, you'll never guess what I'M eating from with a plastic spoon.
elan_einlhander (1:26:10): Ummmm
elan_einlhander (1:26:13): UMMMMMMMM
elan_einlhander (1:26:16): Refried beans?
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:26): No. A 5lb bag of sugar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:28): Pure.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:29): Cane.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:30): Sugar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:39): :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
elan_einlhander (1:26:40): ....DAVID
elan_einlhander (1:26:41): NO
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:48): :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
elan_einlhander (1:26:58): God save us all.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:18): I was just looking through my cupboard for food.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:23): Giant white bag.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:32): "What is this, dad's mexican pepper?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:45): "...Pure cane sugar? You're... shittin' me. That can't be right."
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:53): "Why would we have a 5lb bag of sugar at this house."
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:04): *picks it up, looks into it... sniffs it, gets high*
elan_einlhander (1:28:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:10): "Dear GOD, GIMME A SPOON!!!" Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:22): That's horrible, David.
elan_einlhander (1:28:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:32): I can't imagine how much of that I would pour into a 2 liter Mountain Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:35): Can you IMAGINE?!
elan_einlhander (1:28:52): *can't imagine why ANYONE would EVER pour SUGAR into Mountain Dew*
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:07): Because it isn't sugary enough? :DDDD
elan_einlhander (1:29:09): *but knows David would*
elan_einlhander (1:29:11): It is, though
elan_einlhander (1:29:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:16): Or IS IT?
elan_einlhander (1:29:17): It would be like mush
elan_einlhander (1:29:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:29:24): It would kille you, I'm almost sure.
elan_einlhander (1:29:32): kill*
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:53): My dad is being an idiot in the other room. Wondering if you can hear him out there, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:12): Dad: "I keep on shouting, I keep on shouting."
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:18): Twenty seconds later.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:30): Dad: "I wanna rock and roll all night. And part ev'ry day."
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:45): Rofl, is he drunk?
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:03): No, lol. But, he keeps saying "What if Jooohn waaas one of uuuus."
elan_einlhander (1:31:13): Haha.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:31): "Come my lady, come-come my lady. You're my butter(burp)fly, sugar, baby."
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:59): WHOA.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:01): YES!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:03): GO TO CHATALOT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:05): WWW.CHATALOT.COM
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:08): CHECK THE LIVE LIST.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:18): Look in The Zodiac!
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:33): The first name on the list! Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:43): Master Sergent Phul Von Ostan MST. SRG. Imperial forces from the planet Ultra. Fighter specialist and tactical expert Theme: Head for the barricade by Limp Bizkit 
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:54): He has a picture of a mobile suit-like thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:09): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:17): Remember our friend Phul Von Ostan?
elan_einlhander (1:34:17): Von Ostan.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:18): YEah
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:25): That guy was HILARIOUS.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:49): He just ROLLS up in his tank, a WWII German tank, in the year 2200 or whatever, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:54): And starts LAYING SIEGE TO THE CITY.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:07): While, of course, yelling in German.
elan_einlhander (1:35:24): While we RPed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:36): Completely ignoring him, but his spirits wouldn't be broken.
elan_einlhander (1:36:23): You hear that?
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:28): Hang on.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:38): Try again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:47): Sounded like static.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:51): Or gunshots.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:52): Son of a gun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:07): All I hear is rat-tat-tatting.
elan_einlhander (1:37:14): *sighs*
elan_einlhander (1:37:19): I tried hooking up the old speakers.
elan_einlhander (1:37:29): Guess it's some other problen,
elan_einlhander (1:37:31): problem*
elan_einlhander (1:37:35): I KNOW these had a mic
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:40): Weak. :(
elan_einlhander (1:38:51): Doug will never voice chat again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:59): Until he buys a mic.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:03): A plug-in kind.
elan_einlhander (1:39:26): Assuming that would EVEN work?
elan_einlhander (1:39:30): What do mics plug into? USB?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:40): There's usually a mic port somewhere.
elan_einlhander (1:39:51): Hrm.
elan_einlhander (1:40:00): *loves things hooking up with USB*
elan_einlhander (1:40:05): *since he has like eight ports*
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:53): If this can't lift someone's spirits, they should just commit suicide:
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:55): Vencabot_Teppoo: Doug, you'll never guess what I'M eating from with a plastic spoon. elan_einlhander: Ummmm elan_einlhander: UMMMMMMMM elan_einlhander: Refried beans? Vencabot_Teppoo: No. A 5lb bag of sugar. Vencabot_Teppoo: Pure. Vencabot_Teppoo: Cane. Vencabot_Teppoo: Sugar. Vencabot_Teppoo: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD elan_einlhander: ....DAVID elan_einlhander: NO Vencabot_Teppoo: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD elan_einlhander: God save us all. Vencabot_Teppoo: I was just looking through my cupboard for food. Vencabot_Teppoo: Giant white bag. Vencabot_Teppoo: "What is this, dad's mexican pepper?" Vencabot_Teppoo: "...Pure cane sugar? You're... shittin' me. That can't be right." Vencabot_Teppoo: "Why would we have a 5lb bag of sugar at this house." Vencab
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:00): Oops, lol. Wrong copy-paste.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:07): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:11): Watch the subtitles version.
elan_einlhander (1:43:04): David, what the hell
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:11): Isn't it awesome?
elan_einlhander (1:43:29): Amazing what people put on the internet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:44): ~jams so hard to the Numa Numa Dance, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:48): Alo, alo!
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:52): Sunt eu Picasso!
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:08): I do sort of have the urge to get up and dance.
elan_einlhander (1:44:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:21): Numa, numa iei!
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:33): He has no cares in the world. Look at him lip sync.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:40): He's just a fat boy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:45): Jamming to Mexican techno music.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:09): Perfect happiness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:49): ~jams so hard it isn't even funny, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:06): I love the first part when he just starts throwing his hands into the air, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:56): That is why God created webcams.
elan_einlhander (1:48:12): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (1:48:17): And it's why David wants one so bad.
elan_einlhander (1:48:21): To lip sync.
elan_einlhander (1:50:13): *ate pickled sausage*
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:19): ...Was it any good?
elan_einlhander (1:50:22): *pickled pepper sausage*
elan_einlhander (1:50:24): It was wet
elan_einlhander (1:50:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:50:35): I liked it, but it was small, like most sausage things.
elan_einlhander (1:50:41): I still have bad breath from it.
elan_einlhander (1:50:46): I ate it six hours ago, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:12): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:53): ~thinks the song might be German~
elan_einlhander (1:54:30): *finds it very difficult to tell a girl she has nice titties*
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:48): But you still want to, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:53): I had to, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:07): Oh, did you manage to log the wedding?
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:32): Nope. I got there too late for the ceremony anyway. Sorry, man.
elan_einlhander (1:58:37): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:39): I wouldn't have remembered even if I had gotten there in time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:58): Any key points I should remember>?
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:16): Nope. Nada. Neither me or Vic was very talkative. Wind... whatever, the GROOM invited Ragate.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:20): And Kiprin wasn't too happy about that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:25): Mink was there, too, insanely drunk.
elan_einlhander (1:59:34): Oh, yeah she's got a beef with Ragate.
elan_einlhander (1:59:36): Old lover.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:43): Did you drink?
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:45): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:59:52): Good man
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:56): No one did but Mink, seemed like. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:02): Good, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:08): CEPT YO WIFE
elan_einlhander (2:00:11): sHE WAS HAMMERED
elan_einlhander (2:00:14): HAHAHHA
elan_einlhander (2:00:17): -David.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:04): ~trying to figure out what language this damn song is in~
elan_einlhander (2:03:33): Op, time to fight the Harrier.
elan_einlhander (2:04:05): Snake just chucks me a stinger missle launcher from a helicopter.
elan_einlhander (2:04:06): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:59): Romanian. That's what language the song is in.
elan_einlhander (2:05:02): Snake's voice is so remarkable.
elan_einlhander (2:05:11): He has the PERFECT tone.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:19): Naked Snake's voice is pretty much the same. Just not as gruff.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:22): :D
elan_einlhander (2:05:30): I would hope so, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:05:45): Of course, Liquid and Solid.
elan_einlhander (2:05:50): "You look JUST like him!"
elan_einlhander (2:05:55): "...N-no, I really don't."
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:59): David: "...No?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:06:05): Blond hair, blue eyes?
elan_einlhander (2:06:06): Ah?
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:10): Ahhh?
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:15): Salut!
elan_einlhander (2:06:16): Lol, David knows.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:19): Sunt eu, un haiduc!
elan_einlhander (2:13:04): Wow, I got hammered.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:16): O.o
elan_einlhander (2:13:33): Guess that's a good sign to call it a night for that game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:47): As good as any.
elan_einlhander (2:14:18): The big screen TV is unblocked.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:30): Dun dun dun.
elan_einlhander (2:14:33): For Dan.
elan_einlhander (2:14:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:20:28): Guy at work got suspended for refusing to clean up shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:20:59): Quote: "I'm not cleaning up that shit."
elan_einlhander (2:21:03): "Yes you are."
elan_einlhander (2:21:06): "Nope"
elan_einlhander (2:21:09): *suspended*
elan_einlhander (2:21:13): *insubordination*
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:18): Well, I hope he's happy. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:21:30): Indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:03): The worst domain name EVER is www.mp3shits.com .
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:18): They were like, "Well, we'll be offering HITS... in the form of MP3s..."
elan_einlhander (2:22:27): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:30): "So, we'll call it www.mp3sHits.com :DDD"
elan_einlhander (2:22:40): Double-plural.
elan_einlhander (2:22:43): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:02): I think everyone in the world is saying "Mp3 Shits." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:23:11): Save for us.
elan_einlhander (2:27:42): Dubya tee ef mate.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:56): I call that skit "Yahoo! vs Brick Wall." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:28:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:09): Everything froze up for a few minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:23): Then it just said, "YAHOO! MUST DIE!" and closed itself, and everything started working again, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:28:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:48): Or, in more technical terms, it said "Yahoo! has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down."
elan_einlhander (2:29:01): Damn Mexicans.
elan_einlhander (2:29:07): Doug, what?
elan_einlhander (2:29:13): Why are you hating on MEXICANS of all things?
elan_einlhander (2:29:18): We're talking about YAHOO!
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:26): Lol. Listen to this:
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:17): I downloaded that from some dictionary site, because I'm so mature.
elan_einlhander (2:30:17): *heard nothing*
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:19): Aw.
elan_einlhander (2:30:28): It's pry 'cause you got booted, my window was still open.
elan_einlhander (2:30:34): Disable voice chat and close the window.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:53): It ain't that deep, lol. It was just a WAV of some guy saying "Penis. Penis. Penis."
elan_einlhander (2:31:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:07): Penis is a funny word.
elan_einlhander (2:31:15): I can rarely take it seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:30): I went to a dictionary site other than dictionary.com, and they pronounce the word for you there. So, of course, I looked up penis.
elan_einlhander (2:31:30): It's not a sexually stimulating word, so saying it in a reference of having sex sounds retarded.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:35): And then DOUBLE of course, I saved it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:38): People just WANT to snicker when you say , too.
elan_einlhander (2:31:54): Sadly the more vulgar forms of penis make more sense to use.
elan_einlhander (2:31:56): What a world. ---
elan_einlhander (2:31:57): -_-*
elan_einlhander (2:32:29): I should go on some sort of penis campaign, trying to revitalize the word.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:42): Penis sounds so much dirtier.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:47): Because it's so under-used, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:32:49): My slogan could be "SUPPORT OUR PENIS"
elan_einlhander (2:32:51): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:57): "Suck my cock."
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:59): "Suck my dick."
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:00): VS
elan_einlhander (2:33:01): Vulgar terms like cock and dick are much more common place.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:04): "Suck my penis."
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:33:14): So ironically penis becomes the dirty word.
elan_einlhander (2:33:21): Wheras the other two become conventional speech.
elan_einlhander (2:33:27): Awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:02): *became shocked when he realized we could say titties on TV*
elan_einlhander (2:34:13): *from Chapelle's Show*
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:21): Harry Turney saw boob-like things, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:24): He thinks they were tits,.
elan_einlhander (2:34:28): Possibly.
elan_einlhander (2:34:31): We're not sure.
elan_einlhander (2:34:37): More extensive research is needed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:42): He also saw naked skeletons in a book.
elan_einlhander (2:34:47): I wonder if Harry is aware that he could have just about any titties he wanted.
elan_einlhander (2:35:03): 'Cause he really could.
elan_einlhander (2:35:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:06): Quote Harry, looking in the mirror: "Oh my God, I'm buff."
elan_einlhander (2:35:17): Harry doesn't know these things, they come as surprises.
elan_einlhander (2:35:26): Casually glancing in the mirror.
elan_einlhander (2:35:28): "Holy..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:39): Harry is a super-genius. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:35:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:35:47): MISTER Harry Turney.
elan_einlhander (2:36:06): I tried explaining the Croley Chronicles to a guy at work, but it's sadly really one of those "You had to be there" things.
elan_einlhander (2:36:08): So I just rambled.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:54): The guy was like *points at your avatar* "SHUT THE FUK UP DOUG."
elan_einlhander (2:37:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:16): Oh, and Gina was talking about the racist places she lived in.
elan_einlhander (2:37:23): And mentioned Mason, which made me think of Harry.
elan_einlhander (2:37:26): And his fear of niggers.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:28): rOFL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:36): Harry doesn't hate black people.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:38): Just niggers.
elan_einlhander (2:37:47): "I knew this guy, Harry Turney, he didn't hate black people."
elan_einlhander (2:37:50): "...just niggers."
elan_einlhander (2:37:53): "Oh."
elan_einlhander (2:37:55): It does make sense, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:57): Just like Colwyn doesn't hate homosexual people, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:01): Just fags.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:04): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:38:09): Good times, David.,
elan_einlhander (2:38:14): We know some awesome people.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:19): I don't hate fat people.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:21): Just John.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:26): *chuckled irl*
elan_einlhander (2:38:31): John is fat, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:34): WHY IS THAT FUNNY
elan_einlhander (2:38:36): it is.
elan_einlhander (2:38:37): Though.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:40): Quote my dad, "Hey, David. Come over here."
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:43): "...Yeah?"
elan_einlhander (2:38:46): Lol, that was funny already
elan_einlhander (2:38:50): Just 'cause I can hear him.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:51): "Don't forget, David."
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:52): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:59): "...You may be David Hernandez..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:00): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:09): "...but you're ALSO the SON of David Hernandez."
elan_einlhander (2:39:10): David's dad DOES pause a lot.
elan_einlhander (2:39:14): Genius quote.
elan_einlhander (2:39:14): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:26): David: "...Okay..." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:31): It's really deep, it takes a mind like David Hernandez SENIOR to grasp it."
elan_einlhander (2:39:43): Like his Taco Bell girl theories.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:47): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:39:53): David, I hate to tell you this, but there is NO hope for your father.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:59): Absolutely none.
elan_einlhander (2:40:01): Like, I can at least TRY and reason with my mother.
elan_einlhander (2:40:09): but your father, it would just PSSHEW right over his head.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:14): Because your mom isn't CRAZY. She's just a bitch.
elan_einlhander (2:40:17): He wouldn't even be paying attention.
elan_einlhander (2:40:19): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:22): My dad is in a whole 'nother world.
elan_einlhander (2:40:24): You dad has no idea what's going on
elan_einlhander (2:40:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:40:30): His in Mexiland.
elan_einlhander (2:40:49): "CHeeeekeen Streeps."
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:54): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:40:57): *saying that out loud*
elan_einlhander (2:41:26): I wonder what'll happen to him and John when you move out, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:31): *doubs John will ever move out*
elan_einlhander (2:41:34): doubts*
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:04): Meanwhile, John roasts dad.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:09): And makes me want to beat his fat ass.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:42:15): Roasts?
elan_einlhander (2:42:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:42:25): John does that often, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:28): John just gets really pissed at dad and goes all hyper-bitch on him, constantly.
elan_einlhander (2:42:28): He's just dumb about it.
elan_einlhander (2:42:40): How so? *never saw your brother spaz on your father*
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:45): Like damn, don't get your panties in a twist.
elan_einlhander (2:42:55): Good thing your dad's not violent then, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:55): Like when dad doesn't hear what he says the first two times he says it.
elan_einlhander (2:43:06): I got sadly used to that, and began yelling more.
elan_einlhander (2:43:08): "YES SIR"
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:10): He'll just put on a little kid's pouty face and yell "NOTHING" and stomp off to his room.
elan_einlhander (2:43:18): John's a bitch.
elan_einlhander (2:43:23): Everyone hates John, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:43:24): So sad.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:25): John, on the other hand, mumbles things that ~I~ can barely hear.
elan_einlhander (2:43:36): I mumble, but I quickly realize who has trouble hearing me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:40): John refused to accomodate dad. I have no idea why.
elan_einlhander (2:43:46): God forbid he speak up.
elan_einlhander (2:43:48): To his father.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:53): He's just a whore.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:01): ~adds "John Hernandez" to his "to kill" list~
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:03): :D
elan_einlhander (2:44:10): I'mma be 18 in less than a month...
elan_einlhander (2:44:14): That's crazy, yo.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:16): You bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:44:18): My childhood is gonna be gone.
elan_einlhander (2:44:22): ....
elan_einlhander (2:44:24): Damn..
elan_einlhander (2:44:30): I mean, I'm a man, but still
elan_einlhander (2:44:31): yah know
elan_einlhander (2:44:33): Kind of a land mark.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:34): Nah. All of my uncles are just big kids, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:44:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:44:48): Oh, Gina HOED all the guys at work on my behalf.
elan_einlhander (2:44:52): I felt like a God.
elan_einlhander (2:45:01): Kyle was talking, him, Thomas, Gina, and me were outside.
elan_einlhander (2:45:09): Talking about how he's a man and can make his own choices.
elan_einlhander (2:45:16): She goes "you live with your mom, you're not a man."
elan_einlhander (2:45:19): And he asks
elan_einlhander (2:45:29): "Oh, so guys who live with their mom's can't be men?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:45:39): She says "No, guys who support themselves are men."
elan_einlhander (2:45:41): I go "..."
elan_einlhander (2:45:47): She goes "Like Doug, he's a real man."
elan_einlhander (2:45:53): Thomas goes "Oh, damn dude."
elan_einlhander (2:45:56): I go "SHIZZAM."
elan_einlhander (2:46:02): Quite possibly RUINING the moment.
elan_einlhander (2:46:06): 'Cause I really did say shizzam, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:46:17): You know I do, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:46:24): ShizZAM.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:38): verencamerosa: The other AC adapter stopped working. verencamerosa: I had to fucking SLAP myself to keep my from wiggling around inside the socket. Vencabot_Teppoo: So now you have no working adapters? verencamerosa: Yeah-p. verencamerosa: Looks that way. Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, I still blame you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:55): Doug, John's computers KEEP MYSTERIOUSLY BREAKING.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:01): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (2:47:21): Like how the video games and accessories my brothers take to my grandpa keep MYSTERIOUSLY BREAKING?
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:29): Yep. Exactly.
elan_einlhander (2:47:30): grandpa's*
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:47): When John first got his laptop a few years ago, I said, right away, and I think to YOU, that he was gonna destroy it.
elan_einlhander (2:47:55): You did, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:48:00): And of how much it cost.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:08): He's NEVER been as good with technology as me. Ever. He just got one because I had one and made it look easy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:24): This is the same John who puts games back in the first empty disk-case he can find.
elan_einlhander (2:48:31): Yeah, my bros do that. -_-
elan_einlhander (2:48:33): *HATES it*
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:43): So it takes hours to put them back in order because every game is in the case of the game they just STOPPED playing.
elan_einlhander (2:49:00): And your brother likes to pick through several games, and play them for just five minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:09): And, most of the time he doesn't even do THAT. He just leaves the games OUT of ANY case, and then bitches at DAD for scratching them up.
elan_einlhander (2:49:28): Shit can't get stepped on if it's not on the FLOOR.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:34): THIS is the kid who wants sympathy for how his laptop keeps falling apart, and expecting ME to feel sorry for him.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:45): His old lap-top busted, and I SAW him break it, and so did HE.
elan_einlhander (2:49:52): Meanwhile your laptop has been perfect for who knows how long now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:53): But, as time went on... I guess he gradually forgot.
elan_einlhander (2:49:55): Only needed a hard drive.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:09): Because NOW, the reason his laptop broke is a complete mystery to him.
elan_einlhander (2:50:29): I don't understand how people can live with themselves, being SO careless, while the people around them take such good care of things.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:40): He left his computer plugged in while moving it from room to room, and was walking fast so that, when the cord ran out of slack, it YANKED the back of his computer almost OUT.
elan_einlhander (2:50:42): And then get all defensive and blame SO MANY other factors when things get discovered broken.
elan_einlhander (2:51:00): All of my SNES games still work.
elan_einlhander (2:51:09): Yet Dan and Dave ruin GBA games in a few months.
elan_einlhander (2:51:16): And don't even get me STARTED on Cody and Ray.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:36): Some people just play rough with their toys, lol. Electronics aren't that way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:45): They're the MOST fun when treated DELICATELY.
elan_einlhander (2:51:49): It doesn't seem like a hard thing to grasp.
elan_einlhander (2:51:52): For real, they last so long.
elan_einlhander (2:51:57): Stuff does NOT just "Break"
elan_einlhander (2:52:07): People bringing in old game consoles, saying they just stopped working
elan_einlhander (2:52:09): Bull-shit.
elan_einlhander (2:52:12): You broke it, you idiot.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:19): And John was bitching earlier today about how is ac adapter cord was severed in the SAME exact way as his old one.
elan_einlhander (2:52:26): Severed?
elan_einlhander (2:52:29): Like, cut slightly?
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:30): He's like, "It just gets cut! ;o;"
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:38): "What cuts it?"
elan_einlhander (2:52:42): Random gnomes with razors comes out and sever his cords.
elan_einlhander (2:52:45): come*
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:04): "The metal parts under the rocking chair, I think. I think it gets caught there and cut when people move around in it, like dad."
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:11): "Like YOU? For God's sake, move the damn cord, then!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:18): It's the SAME thing that happened to his OLD cord! Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:25): I believe it, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:31): And what sucks worse is he doesn't HAVE to care.
elan_einlhander (2:53:36): Someone'll get him a new one.
elan_einlhander (2:53:37): Watch
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:42): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:53:43): Or he's got money stashed from who knows what.
elan_einlhander (2:53:47): Like his lunch. -_-
elan_einlhander (2:53:53): *would hit your brother in the face*
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:55): Yeah, I told you that story, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:54:02): *if he didn't want to piss off your parent's*
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:04): I wanted to hit him SO bad, I couldn't believe it.
elan_einlhander (2:54:05): parents*
elan_einlhander (2:54:06): God damn.
elan_einlhander (2:54:19): I remember a long LONG time ago thinking about that, thinking I was so clever.
elan_einlhander (2:54:23): I think it was in early middle school.
elan_einlhander (2:54:44): Not too long later I realized that was really deceptive, I think Koree might've said it.
elan_einlhander (2:54:49): So now it really pisses me off seeing someone do that.
elan_einlhander (2:54:55): Betraying someone else's trust, constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:59): Not only really deceptive, but unhealthy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:13): John doesn't eat sometimes as if it'll help him lose weight, and THAT pisses me off, too.
elan_einlhander (2:55:15): He needs a well-balanced meal in the middle of the day.
elan_einlhander (2:55:28): Skipping eating sessions won't help you lose weight.
elan_einlhander (2:55:35): It'll just screw up your metabolism.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:40): And helps you gain weight because of it.
elan_einlhander (2:55:41): Because there's no rhyme or reasn to your eating.
elan_einlhander (2:55:56): Your body is like wtf? Dude, it's like 7pm? Shouldn't we have dinner.
elan_einlhander (2:56:01): Then eat something at like 2am.
elan_einlhander (2:56:15): It's strange, I eat in the middle of the night, but it's always right around the same time.
elan_einlhander (2:56:20): So I have a nice little internal clock going.
elan_einlhander (2:56:31): Since I wake up around noon, everything is pushed forward a few hours.
elan_einlhander (2:56:45): I eat breakfast at noon, lunch at like 5, and dinner sometime around midnight.
elan_einlhander (2:57:01): Buuuuuuut, I get eight-ten hours of sleep, and the pattern repeats.
elan_einlhander (2:57:14): So I'm pretty sure it's a good method.
elan_einlhander (2:57:32): Like I said, I wonder what'll happen when you're gone.
elan_einlhander (2:57:40): Assuming you still plan to book.
elan_einlhander (2:58:18): D-david?
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:44): Sorry, was being harassed by my dad. Lord, I hate this family, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:55): What for?
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:56): My dad got a virus on his computer within a day of having it, and wants me to get it off.
elan_einlhander (3:04:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:03): Your dad got a computer?
elan_einlhander (3:05:05): God help us all.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:10): Yeah, an old, weak computer.
elan_einlhander (3:05:16): The Eldest Hernandez is back online.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:17): Too weak to use adaware or Norton.
elan_einlhander (3:05:21): Oh, great.
elan_einlhander (3:05:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:05:27): WHY would he buy that/
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:32): It's the replacement computer John was using while his was in the shop.
elan_einlhander (3:05:34): Wait, don't answer that.
elan_einlhander (3:05:38): Oh
elan_einlhander (3:05:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:05:40): Nevermind
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:51): And it worked just fine until dad sat down on it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:53): HOW.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:54): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:57): As a nerd speaking to a nerd.
elan_einlhander (3:06:00): I really have no idea, David.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:08): How do stupid, stupid people do these things to their computers?
elan_einlhander (3:06:13): Remember me telling you about how Dan totally JACKED my computer a few weeks ago?
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:13): What is the MATTER with people?!
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:18): Yes, I remember that.
elan_einlhander (3:06:28): Just getting on it that ONE time, somehow DEMOLISHED my internet.
elan_einlhander (3:06:33): it makes no GOD DAMN SENSE.
elan_einlhander (3:06:39): WE LIVE IN A TECHNILOGICAL AGE.
elan_einlhander (3:06:46): ...WHATEVER
elan_einlhander (3:06:49): TECHNO*
elan_einlhander (3:07:03): People need to be FORCED good computer care, they need to learn it.
elan_einlhander (3:07:11): Sit 'em down, stand behind them, watching.
elan_einlhander (3:07:18): "NO, DON'T CLICK THAT, IDIOT."
elan_einlhander (3:07:24): "YOU'RE ON THE CORD"
elan_einlhander (3:07:31): "DON'T EAT OVER THE KEYBOARD, WATER@!#!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:36): I'll be damned if I'll sit down at dad's OLD ASS computer which he refuses to upgrade because, SOMEHOW, he must either own the MOST expensive computer, or the cheapest.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:45): And then clean up after HIS messes.
elan_einlhander (3:07:53): Shoot the computer.
elan_einlhander (3:07:57): It's run its course.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:59): He got discouraged because he bought a $2500 computer.
elan_einlhander (3:08:05): Jesus, I remember that story.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:09): But couldn't afford him, which I told him he couldn't, so he had to return it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:32): SO, deciding that he absolutely HAS to be online, he got the oldest computer he could with a high-speed port.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:50): Completely ignoring my suggestions to get a really GOOD desktop for just 600 dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:58): 600 dollars will get you a GREAT desktop.
elan_einlhander (3:09:04): It got me one.
elan_einlhander (3:09:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:10): But, for some reason, he wanted to get a $2500 laptop.
elan_einlhander (3:09:16): My desktop is almost exactly 600 dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:20): And now owns a $50 desktop.
elan_einlhander (3:09:24): And you've seen my computer, while it does lag, it' sa good computer.
elan_einlhander (3:09:34): The lagging being my fault for leaving too much crap open.
elan_einlhander (3:09:48): Speaking of which, I should be defragmenting again.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:13): And he keeps whining at ME to fix his damn computer, when who KNOWS what sorts of PERVERTED sites he visited in that one night of having it to himself in order to fuck it up so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:27): John was on it for MONTHS and, although it was slow, it worked just fine for him.
elan_einlhander (3:10:28): No kidding
elan_einlhander (3:10:31): Just like Dan.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:33): Dad sits at it for a NIGHT and RUINS it.
elan_einlhander (3:10:51): Me, sitting here trying to FATHOM what sorts of sites Dan had to have been visiting.
elan_einlhander (3:11:08): I mean I have damn spyware protectors, several antivirus things.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:12): And then drags ME out of MY room, trying to convince ME, who is apparently the computer wiz in the family, that this mysterious new thing he read about called "defragmenting" will get rid of his spyware.
elan_einlhander (3:11:24): Defragmenting, lol
elan_einlhander (3:11:25): No
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:42): "David, will defragmenting get rid of my pop-ups? I hear it has to do with deleting and stuff."
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:46): "...No, dad. It won't."
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:50): "Are you sure?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:03): "Trust me, dad. Defragmenting has nothing to do with spyware."
elan_einlhander (3:12:06): I can't imagine trying to tell him what defragmenting does.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:12): "Well, I thinkit might work, little buckaroo."
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:55): "DAD. Defragmenting deals with fragments of deleted files that remain on your harddrive even after the original file was deleted. They can pile up and make your computer slower, so sometimes you need to DEfragment. On YOUR computer, it would take TWO DAYS to accomplish."
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:59): Dad just gives me a blank look.
elan_einlhander (3:13:04): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:20): "...Maybe there was a problem when I originally downloaded Ad-Aware."
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:29): "Dad, although that's possible, the chances are very, very slim."
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:37): Ad-Aware always freezes up on his computer at a certain point.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:45): Because his computer doesn't have enough RAM to handle it.
elan_einlhander (3:13:53): ...Damn
elan_einlhander (3:14:09): Like I said, just shoot it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:10): And the BEST part is that I TOLD dad NOT to download Kazaa.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:17): He always tells me about how I'm the wiz in the family.
elan_einlhander (3:14:20): ....HE DOWNLOADED KAZAA?
elan_einlhander (3:14:27): ON A 50 DOLLAR COMPUTER?
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:28): And how he's glad to have someone in the house that understands computers.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:42): And yet, he ignored me when I told him to not download Kazaa.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:55): The best part is that he downloaded it because he wants to download music and music videos, KNOWING.
elan_einlhander (3:15:04): That computer can't handle that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:04): KNOWING, Doug, that his computer does NOT have working speakers.
elan_einlhander (3:15:12): .....it... doesn't...?
elan_einlhander (3:15:14): N-no.
elan_einlhander (3:15:19): No he can't be THAT dense.
elan_einlhander (3:15:19): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:22): David: "...Dad, why did you download Kazaa? You don't even have speakers."
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:28): Dad, pauses for a few seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:51): Dad: "Well, I could always download other stuff on Kazaa. There's lots of stuff to download... You never know when I'll need it."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:08): David: "...I... I guess that's true, but that ISN'T why you downloaded it, and it's just going to give you spyware."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:21): Next day, Dad: "David, what's wrong with Kazaa? It won't connect."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:31): David: "It does that sometimes. Just disconnect and try again."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:50): Dad: "I did. It didn't work. Could it be that Kazaa is down, in general, or something?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:01): David: "Yeah, I guess the server could be down. Just don't worry about it."
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:19): Dad: "Well, I am a bit worried about it. I mean, it hasn't been able to connect in days."
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:33): David, losing his patience, and that takes a LONG time: "DAD, what would you even DOWNLOAD?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:47): Dad: "I dunno, but what if it doesn't work when I need it for something?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:00): David: "Maybe it will be WORKING by then, and if it ISN'T, we'll deal with it! Just CALM DOWN."
elan_einlhander (3:18:00): "Need"
elan_einlhander (3:18:15): David's dad could never possibly "need" anything on Kazaa.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:20): Dad: "I AM calm, buckaroo. Just wondering why Kazaa isn't working."
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:35): David: "QUIT WONDERING ABOUT IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE THAT YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD KAZAA!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:49): And then, this. Now, he has an assload of spyware from SOMEWHERE, and wants ME to deal with it.
elan_einlhander (3:19:04): Hey, clear the hard drive.
elan_einlhander (3:19:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:19:07): Screw him.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:11): That's what I told him, but he's afraid to.
elan_einlhander (3:19:16): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:21): Even though he did it all the time on his old computer.
elan_einlhander (3:19:23): Computer's aren't scary, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:38): He thinks that the CDs that he used on his old computer won't work on this new one.
elan_einlhander (3:19:39): It's not like you can just hit a key and suddenly reformat the hard drive by accident.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:48): David: "Dad, all CDs are the same."
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:59): Dad: "But, the old one CAME with my computer."
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:13): David: "It doesn't matter. It WASN'T designed to JUST work on that computer, dad."
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:27): Dad: "But what if it asks for the computer ID number, like it sometimes does?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:40): David: "...It does that? Well, just use the number for the NEW computer..."
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:50): Dad: "But the number was in the Windows instruction manual!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:56): David: "...THEN USE THE SAME DAMN NUMBER."
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:09): David: "THAT NUMBER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COMPUTER, THEN."
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:24): Dad can't comprehend that Computer != Windows
elan_einlhander (3:21:35): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:07): I went on his damn computer and tried to delete the spyware by hand.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:22): Whenever you select "delete" for any file, even EMPTY ones, the computer freezes for two minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:30): Making the process EXTREMELY tedious.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:38): And even then, I couldn't find the juicy stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:57): I told him that he's pretty much fucked and just needs to reformat the computer or dump the shit and buy a new one.
elan_einlhander (3:23:14): Might as well, was just fifty bucks.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:26): And my dad sounded SO guilty when I told him the reasons why someone gets spyware, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:45): "How did you GET this much spyware, dad?! Were you surfing questionable sites?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:55): Dad: "Well, I mean... I was looking at... ya know... sites."
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:01): Aka: pornography.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:11): Lol, David's dad is not good at putting on a front.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:41): Exactly what I thought at the time he said it, lol. He sorta mumbled it under his breath, as if he was reluctant to say it but, I guess, felt like he had to answer because I asked?
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:01): It was more of a rhetorical question, I wasn't expecting an answer, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:25:03): Like a cornered third grader.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:07): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:15): That was the tone of voice he had, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:25:23): Twiddling his thumbs, kicking one foot, looking at the ground.
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:50): It's so funny because my dad was like, "I just need a computer for studying and business transactions! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:57): David: "GOOD! Then you should be JUST fine!"
elan_einlhander (3:26:06): For real
elan_einlhander (3:26:07): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:16): Dad, first day with computer, downloads Kazaa and, get this, tries to download a bunch of music videos and FAILS because the computer is too old to play them.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:26): David: "...Dad. You can't even hear the videos. No speakers."
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:40): Dad: "Well, I just wanted to see them. I've never downloaded a music video before. :D"
elan_einlhander (3:26:50): Like dan using my computer for "homework"
elan_einlhander (3:26:58): Well, in theory you shouldn't need any messengers.
elan_einlhander (3:27:02): Sure I do, to... study!
elan_einlhander (3:27:04): ...No
elan_einlhander (3:27:07): Sorry Charlie.
elan_einlhander (3:27:12): Doug tried that when he was little.
elan_einlhander (3:27:29): "Um, we should get internet, 'cause it'll help with school work!"
elan_einlhander (3:27:34): *wanted internet to play MM*
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:59): That's a ridiculous reason to get the internet, and I feel sorry for any parent that even half-way believes that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:04): The internet is for two things:
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:08): Entertainment.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:10): And studying.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:14): In that order.
elan_einlhander (3:28:17): What is a little kidd thinking of?
elan_einlhander (3:28:18): DUH
elan_einlhander (3:28:19): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:20): Always. No matter who you are.
elan_einlhander (3:28:20): Kid*
elan_einlhander (3:28:35): I research on my computer internet.
elan_einlhander (3:28:39): But it's not WHY I have it.
elan_einlhander (3:28:44): I have it because it's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:45): Adults or kids. It's real nifty that the internet can be used to get so much information, but, for the most part, it's a TOY.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:57): It's like those little educational games for the gameboy.
elan_einlhander (3:29:03): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:09): Sure, they're all educational and stuff, but that isn't WHY you buy a gameboy.
elan_einlhander (3:29:24): I can see some kid trying to swindle their parents into getting him a Gameboy, telling them about educational games.
elan_einlhander (3:29:33): Sad thing is that some parents really do buy stuff like that.
elan_einlhander (3:29:37): Parents are IDIOTS.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:42): I, personally, do a LOT of studying on the internet. I know you do, too, what with sweet, sweet dictionary.com and stuff.
elan_einlhander (3:29:46): I see very few "good" parents.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:49): But, still, internet is mostly for gaming and chatting.
elan_einlhander (3:29:53): Dictionary.com being our lord and saviour and all.
elan_einlhander (3:29:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:15): Gaming, chatting, watching stupid movies, downloading songs, etc. Mostly for entertainment.
elan_einlhander (3:30:48): I would never claim it to be otherwise.
elan_einlhander (3:30:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:30:58): I know it's a nice BACKUP for research.
elan_einlhander (3:31:02): Not like I can't research without it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:03): If, suddenly, there was a law made like those at school (that no one follows), that the internet can ONLY be used for studying...
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:21): Either NO ONE would go online, or we'd be SO addicted to the internet that we'd all become super geniuses.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:44): I went through that phase. I stopped playing video games, computer games, and chatting for the most part, but oh NO! I didn't get a LIFE, god forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:50): I just started studying EVERYTHING, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:31:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:31:59): David is really into the internet.
elan_einlhander (3:32:02): Not unlike me, it's crazy.
elan_einlhander (3:32:07): I'm like "My God, so much STUFF."
elan_einlhander (3:32:11): "I could learn ANYTHING"
elan_einlhander (3:32:21): If MM went offline, I'd study random stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:22): That was the phase I learned HTML, Javascript, studied a lot of Japanese, learned about buying a house...
elan_einlhander (3:32:42): Learn more Japanese, finish learning programming, learn complex math and physics.
elan_einlhander (3:32:45): Because I know I COULD.
elan_einlhander (3:32:51): Easily.
elan_einlhander (3:32:56): Finding info is so easy online, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:57): I know, and it's kinda scary, lol. I was just thinking about that the other day.
elan_einlhander (3:33:03): It's ALL there.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:06): We could learn... like... ANYTHING on Yahoo! alone, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:33:10): Someone is constantly PUTTING stuff there.
elan_einlhander (3:33:17): School could becomes OBSOLETE with the internet around.
elan_einlhander (3:33:24): If people could handle that respsonsibility.
elan_einlhander (3:33:28): Which they sadly can't.
elan_einlhander (3:33:43): What can I learn at a college that I can't learn online?
elan_einlhander (3:33:48): I doubt there's a single thing anymore.
elan_einlhander (3:33:54): Highly doubt.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:58): ~nods~ Brb, dad needs me.
elan_einlhander (3:34:00): Kay.
elan_einlhander (3:45:20): *has begun thinking of the flawless murder*
elan_einlhander (3:47:35): Actually, I'm gonna get to bed, sorry. I gotta be at work 12-8 tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (3:47:38): See yah then.
elan_einlhander (20:35:54): *has no kitchen table or pans, now*
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:09): What happened? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:36:24): Everyday that I come home now, I have less stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:31): Weird, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:36:50): I thought I had more time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:26): Well, if you come home and someone's suddenly living in your house, just sneak in through the back door and live under your bed.
elan_einlhander (20:37:37): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (20:37:46): I can live off cat poop that I'm sure is down there.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:54): So full of nutrients.
elan_einlhander (20:38:15): Being the waste of another animal, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:38:21): Exactly the OPPOSITE of nutrients.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:24): Of course. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:38:45): Well, this sucks.
elan_einlhander (20:38:49): I need a new game plan.
elan_einlhander (20:39:05): Need to stall for another two or so months.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:08): How about: play Metal Gear Solid until the world collapses in on itself.
elan_einlhander (20:39:19): *had already started doing that*
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:24): But it isn't working.
elan_einlhander (20:39:25): *bought a game, though*
elan_einlhander (20:39:30): Game sale today -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:31): Wha?
elan_einlhander (20:39:34): And Doug can NOT resist a game sale.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:39): What game?
elan_einlhander (20:39:40): 25% off everything.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:43): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:39:47): MMX8, I was GONNA get Star Ocean.
elan_einlhander (20:39:55): But I hate buying a game I know someone else has.
elan_einlhander (20:39:57): Even if it's John.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:04): When is Koree gonna take his PS2 back? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:10): NUMA NUMA IEI!
elan_einlhander (20:40:12): Watch, it's tomorrow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:16): ~downloaded that song~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:40:25): Oh, the back of the MMX8 box is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (20:40:29): Listen:
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:34): ~does~
elan_einlhander (20:40:41): NEW IN THE SERIES
elan_einlhander (20:41:49): -Use heroic Tag-team double attacks to inflict major damage. -Ability to use weapons obtained from beating bosses. -Multiple endings and hidden items. -Three unique navigators provide hints to help on your quest. -Complete stages and subquests in any order.
elan_einlhander (20:42:00): I blurted out loud "You must be joking me."
elan_einlhander (20:42:25): David has played very few MegaMan X games, but he knows for a FACT that stuff isn't new.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:29): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:42:37): That's the theme of EVERY game, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:47): Wait, let me get this straight.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:56): I think I must be missing something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:59): You get weapons...
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:00): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:03): ...by beating BOSSES?
elan_einlhander (20:43:06): No shit
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:15): As in, giant robots that appear at the ends of STAGES?
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:20): That you can do in ANY order?
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:26): So, that is to say, that if you wanted to...
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:42): ...You could actual TIME when you went to different stages so that, by the time you went to a certain stage...
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:48): You would have, and I know this is kinda out there...
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:00): ...the WEAPON from a PREVIOUS boss that would be the WEAKNESS of the next boss?
elan_einlhander (20:44:12): I know, it sounds too good to be true.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:26): That'd be INSANE. No game has EVER done that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:47): I always WONDERED why they gave bosses weaknesses when you couldn't go to the level you wanted to go to to get the weakness! :O
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:00): Good times.
elan_einlhander (20:45:07): I know it's gonna suck, lol
elan_einlhander (20:45:12): I'm just a MegaMan fanatic.
elan_einlhander (20:45:14): Till the end.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:18): ~would only buy that game if, at the end, Megaman X did the Numa Numa dance~
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:23): "Numa numa iei, Zero!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:29): Zero: "Alo, alo!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:57): DONT FORGET
elan_einlhander (20:45:58): MONDAY
elan_einlhander (20:46:00): I EXPECT YOU
elan_einlhander (20:46:04): DONT FUCK ME OVER.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:17): This is, assuming your house is still standing by Monday.
elan_einlhander (20:46:35): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:53): ~has, maybe, the best away message ever on AIM~
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:08): I'm going to kill you all. The world is too grand and pure for you filthy beings to be ruining it, drinking its life-blood like God-damned leeches until it collapses, hollow, on itself. I will not stand by while you INFIDELS destroy what has talking EONS to establish itself. I'll employ knives, guns, stakes, GARBAGE DISPOSALS -- whatever it takes to irradicate you WORTHLESS wastes of quasi-sentience. Expect me. 
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:20): Scary enough? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:33): Smart people can be scary. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:48:44): Hmm
elan_einlhander (20:48:53): The garbage disposal thing killed the fright, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:05): Lol. Aw mayne, but I like the garbage disposal idea. ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:22): I figured out that I have a new pet peeve.
elan_einlhander (20:52:25): Lol, the premise for MMX8 is an elevator to the moon.
elan_einlhander (20:52:26): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:31): PEOPLE who like old, garbage songs.
elan_einlhander (20:53:10): I don't follow.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:11): Talking to small-titties girl. APPARENTLY her favourite songs are "Big Girls Don't Cry" and... some other garbage song.
elan_einlhander (20:53:26): *doesn't know that song*
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:33): It's a song that comes on Oldies all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:38): Because it's, like, from the fifties.
elan_einlhander (20:53:39): "small-titties girl", lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:00): She likes stuff, like, from the BEACH BOYS, and from mo-town.
elan_einlhander (20:54:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:54:21): David's a hater, for that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:22): And it DISGUSTED me so deeply that I had to put on an away message and pretend to be working on my website, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:30): Which I am.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:38): But I said that I couldn't be distracted by anyone while working.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:44): But she wouldn't shut up about it!
elan_einlhander (20:54:53): Ouch.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:56): How can ANYONE like that GARBAGE?!
elan_einlhander (20:55:16): Same way people can like Country, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:32): Not only are the LYRICS complete garbage, but the "instrumentals" are... nothing. Just... nothing. Fluff.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:39): Yet, people in the FIFTIES used to like it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:50): So my argument was, "that was before people knew what music was," but NO.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:56): That was AFTER people like Beethoven.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:10): Who had real appreciation for the finer points of music, like DYNAMICS and LAYERS of INSTRUMENTALS.
elan_einlhander (20:56:29): I think it was more of a visuals period.
elan_einlhander (20:56:32): Not musical.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:42): Just like now, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:50): Yeah. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:52): But at least now, we're seeing SOME people who understand what real music is.
elan_einlhander (20:56:55): Funny how we repeat ourselves in history.
elan_einlhander (20:56:59): Yeah, that's true.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:02): SOME songs that are musically complex.
elan_einlhander (20:57:04): Like our good buddies at Linkin Park.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:08): Exactly,lol.
elan_einlhander (20:57:11): At a lot of video game orchestrators.
elan_einlhander (20:57:12): Mmm
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:14): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:19): I played Simple and Clean for her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:23): She was like, "Sounds gay."
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:38): I was like, "Well, admitting that it IS somewhat 'gay,' it is still a great song. If it's gay, then I'M gay."
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:46): And it typical Kayla-fashion, she was like, "REALLY?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:51): "Yes, I'm gay."
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:55): "You like boys?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:58): "Love 'em."
elan_einlhander (20:58:03): David totally came out of the closet there.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:05): "AND, not only that, but I receive."
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:08): "...?"
elan_einlhander (20:58:10): And when David gets mad, he gets sarcastic.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:13): "Means I like it up the butt."
elan_einlhander (20:58:15): Like Doug, ol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:19): Lol*
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:24): I only get increasingly sarcastic when someone is too STUPID to see my sarcasm.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:33): "Are you SERIOUS?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:35): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:37): "...?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:39): "...YES."
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:47): "No way."
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:53): "Yes way. I love kissing boys. I love cocks."
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:02): "Ew! God! You sure had ME fooled."
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:19): I've been through this with her SEVERAL times.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:35): We just stop talking entirely for a few days until she says, "Wait a minute, that can't be right."
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:42): Because that, also, is one of my pet peeves. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:59:48): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:59:53): "Wait a minute..."
elan_einlhander (20:59:55): Big dumb smile.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:05): Because I REFUSE to message HER and say, "I was just kidding."
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:10): When it is SO terribly, TERRIBLY obvious.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:21): I will not DEGRADE my humour in such a way, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:38): Oh yeah, the reason I have this message up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:55): She said, "God, Linkin Park? I HATE that kind of music. Music like that should be KILLED."
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:06): And I said, "People like YOU should be killed. By ME."
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:09): And she got all scared.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:16): So I put up that message and left, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:01:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:51): David has no patience for people that claim that no one in the world does drugs, listen to fifties music, and have no sense of humour whatsoever.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:02): AND small titties, on top of that.
elan_einlhander (21:02:05): Wait, what?
elan_einlhander (21:02:08): No one does drugs? Lol
elan_einlhander (21:02:18): AND small titties?
elan_einlhander (21:02:19): Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:40): She claims that only really, really bad people do drugs. The kind of people you see on drug commercials, all curled up in alleyways with twigs in their hair and scars on their arms from all of the heroine, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:50): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:54): David: "EVERYBODY does drugs. The people that do drugs VASTLY outnumber those that don't."
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:16): Her: "That's just because people in the NORTH are all skanks and losers. No one in the SOUTH even DRINKS."
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:32): David: "...NO. You have no idea what the FUCK you're talking about. You have got to be the most sheltered person I've ever met in my LIFE."
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:49): She told me that no one that drinks alcohol could ever make anything out of themselves
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:54): I mentioned George W. Bush.
elan_einlhander (21:03:57): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:05): She didn't believe me when I told her that he used to drink.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:21): Even though he's not only an admitted former-drunk, but he used to get HAMMERED. He got, like, 7 DUIs.
elan_einlhander (21:04:36): Yeah, he got hit up for drunk driving.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:48): So, yeah. She's a lot of things that really get on my nerves, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:53): She called us yankees.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:57): She really did, swear to God.
elan_einlhander (21:05:21): I didn't think anyone said that anymore, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:40): She lives in a little town in Tennessee. Wanted me to move down there, but I refused not only because its a RIDICULOUS idea that I'd move somewhere just because someone who I don't even KNOW wants me to move there, but because I did a lot of research on it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:44): Doug, it's 98% white.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:46): 2% hispanic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:50): And less than 1% everything else.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:58): I'm WHITE and I get scared by THAT many white people.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:15): DOUG, her favourite movie is "Gone With the Wind."
elan_einlhander (21:06:25): Holy hell, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:26): She IS the stereotype of the sheltered Southern girl.
elan_einlhander (21:06:31): She's gonna get raped.
elan_einlhander (21:06:33): BAD.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:35): She is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:37): By me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:42): And then me.
elan_einlhander (21:06:45): In the same five minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:47): Shortly after.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:06:48): Both holes.
elan_einlhander (21:06:49): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:06:53): Doug goes straight for the ass.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:57): `laughing IRL~
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:03): ~and if she heard this, she'd be seriously scared~
elan_einlhander (21:07:27): She would, she'd get some steel panties and sit awake all night.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:29): She wanted to do a conference with all three of us.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:31): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:40): I told her that she wouldn't understand ANYTHING that we say.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:58): I always tell her how I'm laughing my ass off about some stuff that you say.
elan_einlhander (21:08:09): That would be hilarious, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:11): And she was like, "Boy! You guys sound like fun! We should all chat sometime! :D"
elan_einlhander (21:08:16): Since we're both GENIUSES, and Prophets, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:08:28): And have no sensitivity when it comes to humour.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:32): I was like, "We probably wouldn't say anything funny with you around."
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:46): Because Doug is a gentleman, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:50): OH MY GOD.
elan_einlhander (21:08:53): That is also true, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:58): For the last forty minutes I've just been typing to you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:06): Having completely forgotten that I've had my headphones on.
elan_einlhander (21:09:09): I have to get REAL comfortable around a chick to even swear.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:12): And have been listening to the Numa Numa song on loop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:31): ~hasn't even been thinking about it~
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:36): ~wonders if he's brainwashed yet~
elan_einlhander (21:09:54): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:15): ~hurts when he takes off his headphones~ Ahhhh!
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:19): My EARS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:27): ~can only imagine that they're bright red from irritation, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:04): ~can STILL hear it
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:16): Alo... salut... sunt eu, un haiduc...
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:23): ~is now fluent in Romanian~ :D
elan_einlhander (21:11:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:53): I was watching the Mexican channel.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:14): And it was a soap opera. This girl and her friend were talking in some room, and this dude was standing by the door, eaves-dropping.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:23): And he was all trying to hold in tears, half-sobbing and stuff, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:32): And I was like, "God, these are ALL the same." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:47): I swear, if you EVER watch ten minutes of a Mexican soap opera, it'll have some guy holding in tears.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:12): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:13:14): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:41): I was like, "Let me guess. HE'S Paco, and SHE'S Maria."
elan_einlhander (21:13:51): MARIAAAAAAAA
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:57): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:02): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:06): "Mariiia... Mariiiiia?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:09): "...MARIA!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:14:24): Maria's a whore, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:36): ~has no idea why, but the first time in over a year, he just started jamming REALLY hard to "Simple and Clean"~
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:42): ~right after that post started dancing, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:07): All J-Pop sounds the same.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:14): And people that like J-Pop are gay.
elan_einlhander (21:15:29): Very gay
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:32): So I'm afraid to start really listening to it, because I KNOW it's all really good, but simultaneously really gay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:40): It's, like, completely ambient techno.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:14): That fag ravers listen to while high on ecstasy, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:25): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:36): Talking about the next gay Japanese guy with pink hair that commit himself, like Misty always used to.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:45): Commit himself = commit suicide, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:56): Oh, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:07): I swear, every week she was crying about another gay Japanese pop star with pink hair who killed himself.
elan_einlhander (21:17:25): Lol, wheras Doug would've killed him personally.
elan_einlhander (21:17:35): We go through annoying girls like butter, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:40): HAve you noticed that?
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:43): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:47): Girls are annoying, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:51): I've come to realize this.
elan_einlhander (21:18:07): Girls are really, really fucking stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:16): If girls don't seem annoying for the first week that you know them, or for the first YEAR that you know them, trust me, you'll come around.
elan_einlhander (21:18:23): It has come to the point where I honestly CAN say that as a generality.
elan_einlhander (21:18:56): "Not all girls are stupid!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:57): I gave up all hope when I stopped talking to Sharon, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:58): Enough are.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:14): I've never met a girl that I really, really, REALLY liked as a person.
elan_einlhander (21:19:20): I HAVE
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:21): I guess Doug can say that about Vic, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:23): I STILL HAVE HOPE
elan_einlhander (21:19:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:19:31): Doug still has a faint GLIMMER of hope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:48): David doesn't. David puts girls in very few, not too promises catagories.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:25): The ERICKA category, which comprises all goth, punk-rockish girls who may not be ALL bad but are sluts and do drugs or are FRIENDS with sluts who do drugs but don't do anything about it because they think it's okay.
elan_einlhander (21:20:46): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:49): This category also comprises of paganistic witch girls who are anarchists that think... well, I don't even need to go on. Doug knows, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:56): The MISTY category, which has slightly less girls in it,
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:10): Which are girls who you would THINK are halfway okay because they are in love with anime, video games, and other technology.
elan_einlhander (21:21:22): No, lol
elan_einlhander (21:21:23): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:26): But all they talk about are gay mangas that read from left to right that you've NEVER heard of.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:34): I mean, right to left.
elan_einlhander (21:21:36): And that suck, no doubt.
elan_einlhander (21:21:39): Boring shit.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:40): No doubt at all.
elan_einlhander (21:21:42): It's cool because it'
elan_einlhander (21:21:44): it's*
elan_einlhander (21:21:46): in JAPANESES@!#212
elan_einlhander (21:21:53): That's all they care about.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:56): And about Japanese pop stars and their friends who have their own servers and host their own gay blog sites.
elan_einlhander (21:21:58): It's because it's JAPANESE!@#
elan_einlhander (21:22:02): BLOG
elan_einlhander (21:22:03): SMASH
elan_einlhander (21:22:04): 'jfqsjfjs
elan_einlhander (21:22:08): Don't mention Blog around me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:47): The SHARON category, which really DOES consist generally of younger girls who try and be all cutesy because they KNOW it's so attractive to guys like us even though they're CONNIVING, manipulative little (censor this because David is ranting and in a bad mood).
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:53): I've met SEVERAL girls that fit into that category.
elan_einlhander (21:23:18): I've met very few, most of my girls fit into category 2, but not entirely.
elan_einlhander (21:23:22): I have another category.
elan_einlhander (21:23:29): The Blogettes, as I call them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:33): The LACY category which comprises of all girls that seem too good to be true and then turn out to just be sheltered girls who have NO idea what the real world is like, which I guess Kayla fits into.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:40): I've met ONE blogette.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:49): Thank God, only one. As I know, Doug deals with them constantly. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:04): The girl I started to talking to turned out to be one.
elan_einlhander (21:24:09): I almost told her to go to Hell and die, right there.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:47): I wish there was a seperate category for girls that would say, "Go to Hell and die, in THAT order? That's kinda weird," because Kayla would fit into that category too, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:09): Girls suck. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:25:13): Guys are so SIMPLE, David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:15): And David would just get so mad that there's no way that he could get into the finer points of going to Hell and dyingin that order.
elan_einlhander (21:25:17): We're so wonderfully SIMPLE
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:19): Yes. Guys may be STUPID.
elan_einlhander (21:25:23): But we're BASIC
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:29): Even guys that I don't LIKE, I can't even begin to hate as much as I hate some girls.
elan_einlhander (21:25:41): We know EXACTLY what we want, whether it be wrong or right.
elan_einlhander (21:25:46): We don't JUSTIFY sin.
elan_einlhander (21:25:48): we just DO it
elan_einlhander (21:25:48): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:48): Because it's a lot more difficult to be as ANNOYING when you're a guy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:07): Cody and Ray as the exception.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:16): We should put gay relatives in their own category of girls, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:20): Even if they're guys.
elan_einlhander (21:26:31): Rofl
elan_einlhander (21:26:32): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:32): Because everyone has a little brother or a stupid nephew that they REALLY, REALLY can't stand.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:44): In your case, half-brothers... or... something.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:52): I have no idea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:02): Mom's-special-friend's-kids.
elan_einlhander (21:27:02): Gay, GAY guys, are just ugly girls.
elan_einlhander (21:27:02): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:06): Rofl!
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:08): Well put.
elan_einlhander (21:27:19): David, I always had to question something.
elan_einlhander (21:27:31): You know how in a lot of gay women relationships, there's the little prissy one and the butch?
elan_einlhander (21:27:39): The one who is like a MAN
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:41): Yep. The dom and the fem.
elan_einlhander (21:27:44): Explain to me then
elan_einlhander (21:27:46): How that's gay
elan_einlhander (21:27:47): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:48): ~knows all about gay culture, of course~
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:06): Now, if you're attracted to a MASCULINE person, why aren't you attracted to males?
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:07): I have no idea, Doug. Why are you asking ME for? Do I look like I'd know? HUUH?!
elan_einlhander (21:28:08): They're IDIOTS
elan_einlhander (21:28:09): IDIOTSQW"Pjdsi'fjaF
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:09): YOU WANNA SCRAP?!
elan_einlhander (21:28:16): Lol..
elan_einlhander (21:28:19): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:28:25): So many stupid people.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:57): No, but really. I can only assume that gay people are attracted to another gender SEXUALLY, and some (although not all), prefer to have the same sort of "roles" played in their relationships.
elan_einlhander (21:29:14): Which means they're just perverts.
elan_einlhander (21:29:15): How pathetic.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:19): Yeah, exactly. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:31): It's been proven in a lot of polls that gay people are just perverts.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:01): And David says that it's okay, because we're all perverts, if you wanna look at it that way. Which most people wanna do. Of course, being all-knowing, David can argue ANY side of an argument.
elan_einlhander (21:30:10): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:30:13): The marriage thing
elan_einlhander (21:30:16): It's a tax-dodge, duh
elan_einlhander (21:30:17): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:30:19): All it is
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:42): People that hate gay people, I say, "Well, they're just perverts. Aren't YOU?" and to people that say homosexuality is okay, I say, "What about sex with children?"
elan_einlhander (21:31:00): Touche
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:04): And to people that are okay with THAT... well, I just sorta stay away from people like that. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:10): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:16): "I mean, if the little boy is consenting..."
elan_einlhander (21:31:19): Isn't she a little young?
elan_einlhander (21:31:19): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:32): "It may be 'unnatural,' but so is homosexuality, and THAT'S okay, apparently."
elan_einlhander (21:31:43): WHAT
elan_einlhander (21:31:45): FUCKERS
elan_einlhander (21:31:47): FUCK YOU ALL AND DIE
elan_einlhander (21:31:49): OH MY FUCKING GOD
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:52): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (21:31:58): THEY STARTED OVER YU YU HAKUSHO
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:02): WHAT?
elan_einlhander (21:32:02): YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
elan_einlhander (21:32:05): I HATE CHARTOON NETWORK
elan_einlhander (21:32:07): SHOOT ME
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:09): Go Doug, go.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:12): Go to the forum.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:13): GO
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:19): *twitching irl*
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:27): GO WHILE YOUR RAGE AND INCOHERENTNESS IS AT IS PEAK!
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:46): I bet there are ten thousand people just like you spitting all over their keyboards on the Cartoon Network forum.
elan_einlhander (21:32:54): I'll bet so
elan_einlhander (21:33:19): And to make matters worse, Zero got gay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:24): ...What?
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:26): Finally?
elan_einlhander (21:33:26): He's got a thin ponytail.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:29): NO.
elan_einlhander (21:33:29): Thin
elan_einlhander (21:33:36): It's about as thin as a small girl's arm.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:44): That's gay.
elan_einlhander (21:33:47): Iti s
elan_einlhander (21:33:48): is*
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:51): Zero's hair used to be his great mane.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:04): Although he has admittedly been bishounen since he made his debut, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:42): And since X is the novice, high-pitched voice guy and Zero is the experienced, deep-voiced bishounen guy, you can only imagine how many yaoi have ALREADY been written about the pair.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:58): I don't even wanna try and comprehend the number, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:05): Or the images.
elan_einlhander (21:35:16): My God, you're right.
elan_einlhander (21:35:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:29): Zero's massive cyber-cock.
elan_einlhander (21:35:36): And X's delicate cyber-hole.
elan_einlhander (21:35:37): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (21:35:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:41): *had to go in-depth*
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:44): I just get an image of X in my head clinging to Zero and saying, "Zero, I'm scared," and that makes me not want to think ANY gurther.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:50): And thank you for that, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:35:56): No problem, thanks for the romance.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:57): Gurther, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:02): Further and "gayer" combined.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:18): ~just used that to cover up for his typo, but thinks it was pretty clever~ :D
elan_einlhander (21:36:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:50): What the Fuck have we even been talking about for the last two hours.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:56): Notice how I capitalized "Fuck."
elan_einlhander (21:37:14): Doug capitalizes weird stuff, as you know.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:24): So Does David. :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:53): And sometimes I forget to capitalize the d in ":D," so it just becomes a booger-licking emoticon.
elan_einlhander (21:38:09): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:11): :d
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:29): ~uses that to describe his dad sometimes, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:32): :d
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:34): :p
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:37): :d
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:39): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:30): *would kiss Hideo Kojima on the lips given the opportunity*
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:46): He's earned it, I think
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:01): Earned the sweet, sweet kiss of Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:43:13): That most men can only dream of.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:50): As celebration of turning 18, I should go to the Vu and kill all of the strippers.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:17): Excellent.
elan_einlhander (21:44:33): 'Cause everyone keeps telling me to go to the Vu.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:38): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:04:43): Well at least GT isn't restarted.
elan_einlhander (22:04:44): Wasn't*
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:13): Lol, an Anime called "D.I.C.E" appears next Saturday.
elan_einlhander (22:05:15): I'm scared.
elan_einlhander (22:05:19): we've done cards, but dice..
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:30:24): I wish they'd play the Opening Theme for GT.
elan_einlhander (22:30:26): I liked it.
elan_einlhander (22:30:41): Are you ready for the Grand Toooooooooour
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:52): You mean, "Step into the grand tour! (GRAND TOUR, GRAND TOUR) STEP INTO THE GRAND TOUR (DRAGON BALL GT!)"
elan_einlhander (22:31:01): Yeah, it was sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:31:01): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:50): Chatalot:
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:58): Raiden God of thunder and lightning Mortal Kombat RPG 
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:34): David: "...FOOLS, what shall ye UNLEASH?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:43): Oh my.
elan_einlhander (22:35:47): Oh my oh my.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:44): *actually found a use for the grenade launcher*
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:50): ?
elan_einlhander (22:43:17): Vamp puts up this demon aura when he's walking, and bullets just make him leap out of the way. But firing a grenade blows him away.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:08): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:51:22): So, RPing?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:37): Nope, but doing RP-related things, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:44): Working on my dirge / REQUIEM website.
elan_einlhander (22:51:46): I should break every bone in your right hand for that.,
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:52): ...Why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:59): *has started using that as a common threat*
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:04): I like it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:14): But not as good as, "I should hit you across the eye with a belt-buckle for that."
elan_einlhander (22:52:26): Good times, better threats.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:29): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:53:09): *hates badly thought-out/cheap movies soooooooo much*
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:44): Thought-out / cheap movies?
elan_einlhander (22:53:58): As in, both of them, not saying they're similar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:18): What's a thought-out movie? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:54:30): You IDIOT
elan_einlhander (22:54:30): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:54:34): BADLY THOUGHT-OUT
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:48): God, I'm stupid. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:54:49): As in, they didn't have much thought put into them.
elan_einlhander (22:54:51): Seriously
elan_einlhander (22:54:52): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:53): I thought you hated them BADLY.
elan_einlhander (22:54:57): No, David
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:09): As in, I badly hate thought-out or cheap movies.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:13): :D
elan_einlhander (23:00:43): Lol, people on message boards trying to think up arguments of why role-play aspects shouldn't be explored, saying that things don't make sense anyway.
elan_einlhander (23:00:46): Such stupid people.
elan_einlhander (23:00:59): "We're not faeries and drows and stuff irl, so role-play is pointless. :D"
elan_einlhander (23:01:03): "..YOU IDIOT."
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:25): That is... awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:01:39): Why do these people even PLAY a role-playing game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:40): It's awesome that someone would be stupid enough to say that.
elan_einlhander (23:01:45): GO PLAY A REGULAR VIDEO GAME, GOD DAMN
elan_einlhander (23:01:50): WE'RE HERE FOR AN ENVIRONMENT
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:00): Roleplaying is about... the enjoyment...
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:04): ...of being something that you're not.
elan_einlhander (23:02:08): No shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:34): Dear God, that is questionably the single most stupid thing I've ever seen that was spelled correctly, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:47): It wasn't, I didn't quote directly, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:55): I summarized the post.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:17): The ever-lasting debate of the three second quit timer.
elan_einlhander (23:04:24): There is absolutely NO GOOD ARGUMENT against it.
elan_einlhander (23:04:27): None, zero
elan_einlhander (23:04:31): It's three fucking seconds.
elan_einlhander (23:04:54): I can't imagine someone ever going: "Oh man, I wish this three seconds would go by faster so I can get OUT of here."
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:09): IN FACT IT TAKES THREE SECONDS TO THINK THAT
elan_einlhander (23:05:14): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:05:15): -Genius
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:30): Solus keeps saying it's a game mechanic, not a means of escape.
elan_einlhander (23:05:31): He's right.
elan_einlhander (23:05:39): It's not realistic at all, just not existing all of a sudden.
elan_einlhander (23:05:46): People go "Well neither is dying and coming back."
elan_einlhander (23:05:55): No because that's how Alyria works.
elan_einlhander (23:05:59): We have Powers.
elan_einlhander (23:06:09): But there's no story behind ceasing to exist, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:51): Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Meanwhile, I just wrote something better than you'll ever be able to write in your entire life.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:57): Go me.
elan_einlhander (23:11:16): It's true, though.
elan_einlhander (23:11:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:11:24): I don't even need to know who you're talking to.
elan_einlhander (23:11:38): I just know for a fact you don't talk to anyone even remotely as intelligent as you.
elan_einlhander (23:11:41): Save for myself.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:02): I just wrote the prologue to "dirge / REQUIEM."
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:08): It is awesome, if not OVERLY depressing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:19): I hope people won't think that the whole thing is THIS depressing, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:31): Is it, though?
elan_einlhander (23:12:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:44): No, not really... given that it isn't exactly a happy-go-lucky story, lol. Hence the name.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:53): Joker45756: lol awsome Joker45756: mrs croely would love you Vencabot Teppoo: She probably would. Joker45756: she is a dirty whore
elan_einlhander (23:13:02): Lol, Harry.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:06): Vencabot Teppoo: Thanks, Harry. We all needed that.
elan_einlhander (23:13:16): Notice how whenever you post me something he says, my response is always: "Lol, Harry."
elan_einlhander (23:13:19): Or "Harry, lol."
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:28): alaol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:29): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:31): I did just type that.
elan_einlhander (23:13:32): Not unlike Kenny.
elan_einlhander (23:13:38): Kenny, lol
elan_einlhander (23:13:40): See
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:40): ~hit "a" instead of caps lock~
elan_einlhander (23:13:59): So how's your dad's computer? :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:04): Doug: "David...?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:08): David: "Yeah?"
elan_einlhander (23:14:12): *glaring at fingers*
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:14): Doug: "...Are you capitalizing..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:22): David: "By hitting Caps lock twice? Yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:27): Doug: "... *twitch*"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:51): I reitterate, how's your dad's computer? "D
elan_einlhander (23:14:52): :D*
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:55): Gay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:58): OKAy
elan_einlhander (23:15:00): OKAY
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:00): ...
elan_einlhander (23:15:02): God damnnnnnnnnnnn it
elan_einlhander (23:15:13): My typing skills are seriously deterriorating.
elan_einlhander (23:15:23): Which makes NO sense.
elan_einlhander (23:15:27): Since I'm typing constantly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:47): My speech deteriorates the more I type, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:01): My hand-writing does, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:03): I've been speaking so fast and so slurred recently that I can't even understand MYSELF.
elan_einlhander (23:16:07): Same
elan_einlhander (23:16:09): But I always did
elan_einlhander (23:16:09): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:22): I swear, I can type faster than I can talk.
elan_einlhander (23:16:24): Highlander asked me for my contact info.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:29): And CLOSE to as fast as I can think, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:32): So I was trying to write it all.
elan_einlhander (23:16:37): I was struggling bad, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:16:42): Trying to make it legible.
elan_einlhander (23:16:56): I kept wanting to write like "E" instead of "G"
elan_einlhander (23:17:02): And would morph it into a G.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:17): ~looks at those too letters~
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:23): eg. EG.
elan_einlhander (23:17:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:40): Lowercase e looks kinka like a backwards g. :D
elan_einlhander (23:17:46): :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:53): :O
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:57): MY EARS.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:02): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (23:18:04): MY VIRGIN EARS.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:08): I can't even take off these headphones.
elan_einlhander (23:18:12): *wishes he were still a virgin*
elan_einlhander (23:18:15): Ahhh? AHHHHH?
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:17): They've become one with my ears.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:18:32): I wonder how Doug will lose his virginity.
elan_einlhander (23:18:39): It's gotta happen, no matter how much I loathe it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:41): ~wishes he were still know grammar~
elan_einlhander (23:18:55): Maybe it will be with my FIRST TRUE LOVE.
elan_einlhander (23:18:58): AS NATURE INTENDED.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:02): BUT.
elan_einlhander (23:19:04): Or maybe with a stripper named Jim.
elan_einlhander (23:19:08): Who knows.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:15): Nature did not intend for Doug to lose his virginity to a fifty year old woman.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:27): Since, thanks to the WONDERS of the internet...
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:33): Doug's first true love is a fifty year old woman.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:41): Thank you for that, inventor of the internet.
elan_einlhander (23:19:47): ...God damn you.
elan_einlhander (23:19:47): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:19:57): How DEPRESSING
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:02): ~laughs out loud~
elan_einlhander (23:20:10): 35, so fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:15): ~because he imagines Doug going, "how DEPRESSING."~
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:18): Vic is 35?
elan_einlhander (23:20:28): Yes?
elan_einlhander (23:20:28): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:20:29): Ass
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:31): Really?
elan_einlhander (23:20:34): 50??
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:34): That ain't so bad, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:36): COME ON DAVID
elan_einlhander (23:20:41): I would be in teards.
elan_einlhander (23:20:43): tears*
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:45): Well, Kenny told me she said to him that she was 40 something a few years ago.
elan_einlhander (23:20:54): Because there's no remote chance that I'd ever pull that off, or want to, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:02): 35 is doable.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:05): In more ways than one.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:06): Ah?
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:08): Ahhhh?
elan_einlhander (23:21:17): In more ways than two. :D
elan_einlhander (23:21:20): Girls have lots of holes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:24): Ahhh?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:29): AHHHHHHH???W!@
elan_einlhander (23:21:33): *got a w in there*
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:37): Congrats.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:40): On pulling that off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:46): Now I'm gonna type like Martias.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:51): Who splits up all of his sentenecs.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:58): Onto as many lines as possible.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:06): So my IM window keeps going, "DINK!... DINK!"
elan_einlhander (23:22:06): God, I hate people like that.
elan_einlhander (23:22:07): ON RUNS
elan_einlhander (23:22:08): JESUS
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:12): Even though he's only typing one paragraph.
elan_einlhander (23:22:14): I told you about that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:20): Refresh me.
elan_einlhander (23:22:25): Akasha I think it was.
elan_einlhander (23:22:31): We're fighting a big mob in CPK.
elan_einlhander (23:22:37): She kept breaking up her sentences into fragments.
elan_einlhander (23:22:42): No wait, Defiance, my bad.
elan_einlhander (23:22:44): "When I say so"
elan_einlhander (23:22:46): "you guys"
elan_einlhander (23:22:48): "flee south"
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:22:51): "...."
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:20): ~woulda fled south when he heard "flee south"~
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:25): "When I say so"
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:30): *slash slash*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:33): "you guys"
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:36): *slash, ker-bleed*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:42): "flee south-"
elan_einlhander (23:23:43): Seriously, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:46): VT: "AHHHH!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (23:23:47): *SCATTER*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:49): *flees south!*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:54): VT on a run, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:08): Humourous in itself.
elan_einlhander (23:24:13): It is.
elan_einlhander (23:24:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:49): Girls suck for another good reason.
elan_einlhander (23:24:54): Because they're hot.
elan_einlhander (23:25:01): And I'm a teenage boy.
elan_einlhander (23:25:07): And want in nearly every girl's pants.
elan_einlhander (23:25:22): No matter how much I avoid relationships and crap -_-
elan_einlhander (23:25:31): Thank God I'm ugly, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:25:36): Only thing keeping me OUT of those pants.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:26:58): I can't imagine where my mother is putting all of the stuff she's taking.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:19): I know where.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:20): In her giant.
elan_einlhander (23:27:22): There's not room for it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:22): Gaping.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:23): Vagina.
elan_einlhander (23:27:23): David
elan_einlhander (23:27:24): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:27:26): No
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:31): Doug knew what I was gonna say.
elan_einlhander (23:27:36): With the FIRST word
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:28:03): Fucking Japanese.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:17): ?
elan_einlhander (23:28:27): On the thing you sent me.
elan_einlhander (23:28:33): Anywhere there's an apostraphe.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:38): That sucks, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:41): Yeah, lol
elan_einlhander (23:28:45): I dunno why my computer does that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:53): Mine does it every now and then, too.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:58): Actually.
elan_einlhander (23:29:00): Oh well, I can still read it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:01): Only with stuff you send me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:05): Weird.
elan_einlhander (23:29:08): Dununun.
elan_einlhander (23:29:46): One of these days, we should just get up and walk around the world.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:57): And swim across the oceans.
elan_einlhander (23:30:09): No, a row boat, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:12): Singing that gay friends song from Toystory.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:18): A small, two-person row boat.
elan_einlhander (23:30:22): You've got a friend in me
elan_einlhander (23:30:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:25): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:28): *loved that movie, sadly*
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:37): ~thinks all kids did~
elan_einlhander (23:30:46): Come on, TOYS ALIVE
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:00): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:31:50): I hate writing, I just realized.
elan_einlhander (23:32:09): I remember all of the times in classes I'd have to write some stupid story or essay and I really REALLY didn't want to.
elan_einlhander (23:32:24): But when I finally forced myself too, everyone thinks I'm a prodigy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:39): "This is.... THE BEST THING... I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE."
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:40): Well put.
elan_einlhander (23:33:05): Like in seventh grade, when I wrote a story about my life, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:10): It was nothing but facts.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:10): elan_einlhander: With the FIRST word Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl. FunWittleAngel is no longer idle at 11:30:58 PM. FunWittleAngel: LOL!! FunWittleAngel: That's freaking hilarious!
elan_einlhander (23:33:15): But I made it so... dramatic.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:20): elan_einlhander: With the FIRST word Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl. Joker45756: haha just got food and missed it all Joker45756: HAHA I READ IT and that is hilarious Joker45756: his moms vagina is big
elan_einlhander (23:33:25): Thanks, David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:37): ~laughing even harder at Harry's last message~
elan_einlhander (23:33:41): Glad to know the size of my mother's genitalia is being spread through the net.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:37): Glad to be of service.
elan_einlhander (23:35:21): Someday, mark my words, I'm going to steel-encase my penis and testicles.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:28): ...
elan_einlhander (23:35:31): At full-erection, now that I think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:32): ...Why, now?
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:35:37): Because they're too vulnerable.
elan_einlhander (23:35:40): Think about it
elan_einlhander (23:35:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:35:55): We all live in constant FEAR of something hurting our nuts, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:02): True, true.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:10): But also in constant hope that someone will suck our penises.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:13): Peni, if you will.
elan_einlhander (23:36:21): Is it Peni? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:26): I dunno, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:32): RESEARCH TIME.
elan_einlhander (23:36:54): Nope, it's not.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:07): Vocabulary level UP.
elan_einlhander (23:37:19): I suppose, only technically, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:43): A steel-encased penis could do a lot of damage.
elan_einlhander (23:37:49): And a lot of pleasure :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:55): Cold, cold pleasure.
elan_einlhander (23:38:01): Every girl would want Doug's mecha-penis up their ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:38:12): Good quote, there, if you took it out of context.
elan_einlhander (23:38:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:14): Since, as afor mentioned.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:19): Doug goes straight for that ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:26): B-line right for the ass.
elan_einlhander (23:38:32): Slick shot in.
elan_einlhander (23:38:54): Of course giving her an instantaneous orgasm.
elan_einlhander (23:38:57): Five times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:02): Due to the hydrolics.
elan_einlhander (23:39:55): With Kodora off on a library-journey, you're all I have to talk to for a week, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:33): FunWittleAngel: So I'm not important enough to introduce to your friends? Vencabot Teppoo: Well, I'm not going around introducing the president to my friends. FunWittleAngel: That makes no sense. Vencabot Teppoo: Or does it? FunWittleAngel: No, it doesn't. Vencabot Teppoo: ... FunWittleAngel: ... Vencabot Teppoo: ...You sure? FunWittleAngel: Yes. Vencabot Teppoo: Well, either way, I'm not gonna introduce you to my friends over the internet, lol. None of them care to meet you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:47): FunWittleAngel: Well isn't that sweet. Vencabot Teppoo: :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:51): That's Kayla, by the way.
elan_einlhander (23:41:24): if she cares THAT MUCH, why doesn't she just IM me? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:27): Like I give a damn.
elan_einlhander (23:41:31): She'll hate me no time flat.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:34): She doesn't have Yahoo!, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:35): Like every girl I talk to.
elan_einlhander (23:41:38): Ah.
elan_einlhander (23:41:43): Well it's the same thing on MSN, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:55): And I haven't given her your AIM name, since I KNOW she would, instantly.
elan_einlhander (23:42:02): IT"S ALL THE SAME
elan_einlhander (23:42:03): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:08): Also why, whenever I copy-paste anything from Harry to her, I replace his screen name with "Harry."
elan_einlhander (23:42:08): Surprised she didn't piece it together.
elan_einlhander (23:42:22): Oh, it says Doug Allen or some gay crap doesn't it?
elan_einlhander (23:42:25): *hates that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:52): Vencabot_Teppoo: Peni, if you will. Joker45756: HAHA OMG Vencabot Teppoo: ~nods~ Joker45756: thats a good idea Joker45756: man...i dont think theres a steel case small enough for doug Joker45756: burn Vencabot Teppoo: Rrrrr-RRRRRRRRRRR, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-shshhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr... Vencabot Teppoo: TIIIIIIMBUUUUUURN!
elan_einlhander (23:43:34): Ask him, what about a razor case?
elan_einlhander (23:43:35): Loo
elan_einlhander (23:43:36): Lol*
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:40): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:54): Vencabot Teppoo: TIIIIIIMBUUUUUURN! Joker45756: haha ~poker is awsome~
elan_einlhander (23:44:00): I think he missed the point of it being more of an alloy crafted around my peni-
elan_einlhander (23:44:01): WHAT
elan_einlhander (23:44:02): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:16): Vencabot Teppoo: elan_einlhander: Ask him, what about a razor case? Joker45756: lol awsome
elan_einlhander (23:44:24): awsome
elan_einlhander (23:44:29): He always does that, I'll be damned.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:54): I should make a new screen name, and start stalking her like a sexual predator. :D
elan_einlhander (23:46:12): Terrify her.
elan_einlhander (23:48:56): *has been considering shaving his armpits*
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:13): ~has too~
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:19): ~but that doesn't mean that ALL guys do~
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:24): ~just that we're even more eerily alike~
elan_einlhander (23:49:36): Armpit is ugly, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:49:37): Period.
elan_einlhander (23:49:40): Armpits*
elan_einlhander (23:49:43): ...
elan_einlhander (23:49:44): No
elan_einlhander (23:49:46): Armpit har*
elan_einlhander (23:49:48): 'pjfas'pfj'sajfjsf
elan_einlhander (23:49:49): FUCK IT
elan_einlhander (23:49:50): FUCK YOUY
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:49:52): *sigh*
elan_einlhander (23:49:59): Allow me to start over.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:02): FunWittleAngel: *Sighs.* Vencabot Teppoo: ~eats grapes~
elan_einlhander (23:50:06): Arm pit hair is ugly.
elan_einlhander (23:50:07): THERE
elan_einlhander (23:50:08): I DID IT
elan_einlhander (23:50:12): Hey, grapes are good.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:12): YAY!!!
elan_einlhander (23:54:55): That reminds me, I forgot to buy grapes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:27): Yoooouuuuuuu sunovabitch.
elan_einlhander (23:58:10): Someday, being the genius that I am, I will craft a master game console.
elan_einlhander (23:58:33): Fusing the prime game systems of the time into one, seperate drives, but a single connection cable and plug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:19): Oh, as I was saying earlier.
elan_einlhander (23:59:30): The premise for MMX8 is an elevator to the moon, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:40): Since that makes SO much sense.
elan_einlhander (23:59:41): It's got tracks on it, too, so people can DRIVE on it.
elan_einlhander (23:59:44): It does.
elan_einlhander (23:59:47): Drive to the moon, lol

1-16-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:15): Since the moon doesn't rotate around the Earth or anything.
elan_einlhander (0:00:23): God forbid.
elan_einlhander (0:09:31): WOAH
elan_einlhander (0:09:31): VILE
elan_einlhander (0:09:34): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:41): Vile, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:09:50): I was thinking they'd NEVER bring him back.
elan_einlhander (0:09:58): He was in X2, and that's it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:10:07): Er, X3.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:30): It's still funny as Hell that Capcom never got in trouble with George Lucas for that.
elan_einlhander (0:10:45): Lol, it's funny you should say that.
elan_einlhander (0:10:58): He showed up, I was like "...Star Wars bounty hunter?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:09): And then, "OH, VILE"
elan_einlhander (0:11:10): "SHIT"
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:46): My dad.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:48): Dear God.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:00): He just looked exactly like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:04): I can't believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:07): I laughed in his face.
elan_einlhander (0:12:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:28): He asked me some question, and I answered back rather sarcastically just because I didn't even know HOW to respond.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:47): And then, kinda slumped forward, he just nodded his head up and down for like twenty seconds going, "Uh huh-uh huh... uh huh."
elan_einlhander (0:13:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:55): He comes in, "So, was that thing a... a "virus" or a "bug"...?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:05): David, looks flabbergasted, not even knowing what to say.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:12): David: "...Spyware."
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:21): Dad: "Uh huh, huh... uh huh... "
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:32): Looking completely blank, just nodding his head up and down.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:36): The Presidant grabbed my balls.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:46): ...What?
elan_einlhander (0:15:57): That's all I'll say.
elan_einlhander (0:16:03): You'll see, in MGS2.
elan_einlhander (0:17:54): And lady on Fullmetal Alchemist with an Alchemy circle between her fine, fine titties.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:27): Lol. Good ol' anime never lets us down.
elan_einlhander (0:18:31): Never.
elan_einlhander (0:18:43): Had she shown ME that... I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:58): I would conjur up a dildo from it.
elan_einlhander (0:19:09): Out of stone under your feet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:18): Just slam my hand against her chest, and pull out a dildo.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:22): And then put it RIGHT in her ear.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:28): Good ol' Furcadia.
elan_einlhander (0:19:30): Her ear, of all places.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:34): "DOUG, DOWNLOAD FURCADIA."
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:37): "...Fine, whatever."
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:19:43): David, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:57): "Hey, we're transvestites!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:01): David, finding the dildo.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:07): Having to dildo everyone he sees, since it was a verb.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:32): "Watch your ear! *poke*"
elan_einlhander (0:23:16): I should give myself a challenge for Acen.
elan_einlhander (0:23:56): Since I'll be playing dressup, I should seduce as many Anime-girls as I can.
elan_einlhander (0:24:03): I've never actually tried it.
elan_einlhander (0:24:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:10): Well, save for online.
elan_einlhander (0:24:12): I'm a God there.
elan_einlhander (0:29:42): Burn Rooster.
elan_einlhander (0:29:44): ...
elan_einlhander (0:43:30): Wtf mate.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:06): I found out what the "standby" button is for on my modem. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:11): "WTF IS WRONG WITH MY INTERNET?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:17): "Even POWER-CHARGING doesn't work."
elan_einlhander (0:44:29): ...what?
elan_einlhander (0:44:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:40): Turns out I kicked the "standby" button on my modem.
elan_einlhander (0:44:53): Oh
elan_einlhander (0:46:20): Lol. *loves the Bass.exe pic on VGcats.*
elan_einlhander (0:47:59): MegaMan X8 is officially too difficult to enjoy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:12): Even for Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:48:24): You start with three "retry chips"
elan_einlhander (0:48:27): For retrying when you die.
elan_einlhander (0:48:38): I used up all three.
elan_einlhander (0:48:53): So every time I die I have to go back to the stage select screen.
elan_einlhander (0:48:57): Which is ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (0:49:06): Takes foreveer.
elan_einlhander (0:49:08): forever*
elan_einlhander (0:49:10): I want LIVES.
elan_einlhander (0:50:19): ...wow
elan_einlhander (0:50:28): I typed in "www.theendoftheworld.com"
elan_einlhander (0:50:30): And got
elan_einlhander (0:50:36): http://www.netidentity.com/jumpPage.asp?mp=DomainRedirect&d=theendoftheworld.com&ef=NA
elan_einlhander (0:50:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:38): ~wants the domain name "david@hernan.dez"~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:54): ~er, e-mail name~
elan_einlhander (0:53:02): *wants to be ElanEinlhander@TheEndofTheWorld.com*
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:24): ~wants to be "sonic@hedgehog.the"~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:43): *wants to be finger@yourbutt.up*
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:52): Thanks Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:53:57): No prob.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:58): I just spit orange-juice all overmy shirt.
elan_einlhander (0:54:01): I think I win.
elan_einlhander (0:54:04): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:48): ~thinks he would pay $20 to be "finger@yournose.com"~
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:04): I love my MM title.
elan_einlhander (0:56:15): I wish I could have a title irl because of it.
elan_einlhander (0:56:34): That people would see everytime they walk in the room I'm in.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:44): ~dubs you, "the Douginator"~
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:08): "Awesome! It's Doug the Douginator!"
elan_einlhander (0:57:25): He's the krunkiest krunker that ever krunked a krunk.
elan_einlhander (0:57:26): Quote me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:58:28): I don't get how a cashier can compare their work to me slaving outside, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:31): Yet they try, by God.
elan_einlhander (0:58:55): Me stumbling into the building, limping 'cause my foot's fucked up, frozen over, my glasses completely fogged, half my body in a sweat.
elan_einlhander (0:59:08): "Well, at least you're not in here, it's soooooooo busy."
elan_einlhander (0:59:15): "....I'LL SLIT YOUR-"
elan_einlhander (0:59:17): *slump*
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:27): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:03:13): It's really only a matter of time before I kill EVERYONE at Meijer, in a huge wave of chaos.
elan_einlhander (1:03:22): Souls being torn apart, parsec by parsec.
elan_einlhander (1:03:47): Smashing through the painted-glass wall of people's sanity.
elan_einlhander (1:03:50): walls*
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:31): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:11:42): I really need my liscence.
elan_einlhander (1:11:48): Wish my mom would get off her duff and teach me.
elan_einlhander (1:20:18): Hard to make a game plan when I'm so... stationary.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:13): Maybe you should attach your belt to the ceiling fan.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:21): Of course, after you turn it off.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:22): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:27): Attach a string of yarn to the switch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): Supposing your fan works by a switch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:54): Then, stand on a chair and fasten the belt around your neck.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:02): Then yank the yarn to turn the fan ON, and then JUMP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:12): And that way, when someone comes into your house to take more of your stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:23): They'll see a swinging, whirling Doug-corpse instead.
elan_einlhander (1:27:39): And they'll surely take off running.
elan_einlhander (1:27:46): Or snatch my boots off of my feet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:29:26): Welp, even if they empty every room save for mine, I'll stay herw.
elan_einlhander (1:29:28): here*
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:43): And what if they empty THAT?
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:48): Whachu gonna do?! Shit!
elan_einlhander (1:30:00): That's right, I'll take a shit.
elan_einlhander (1:30:07): In commemoration of my room.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:30:17): Like a real man.
elan_einlhander (1:32:42): Mmm, nachos.
elan_einlhander (1:32:47): *made nachos*
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:52): ~made CHAOS`
elan_einlhander (1:33:00): ....BWAHAHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:10): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:30): Or, quote my dad when I say, "I think I'm gonna go out for a brew-hahahahahahaha!"
elan_einlhander (1:33:48): I wouldn't be surprised if one of the times we did that, the ground would crack open and Hellfire shoots out.
elan_einlhander (1:34:46): Oh my GOD, TROPICANA ORANGE JUICE IS SO GOOD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:01): Lol. It must be laced with LSD.
elan_einlhander (1:36:19): And the blood of six THOUSAND virgins.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:21): Because no other orange juice cuts it.
elan_einlhander (1:36:29): No, it really doesn't.
elan_einlhander (1:36:32): Not even CLOSE.
elan_einlhander (1:36:38): Well, I take that back.
elan_einlhander (1:36:41): Kroger was close.
elan_einlhander (1:36:41): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:37:02): I remember David offering me that sweet, sweet nectar when I was malnourished and dirty.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:15): Such Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:16): And David getting sick from drinking so much.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:23): And then running.
elan_einlhander (1:37:25): Lol, yeah, that other time we had OJ.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:33): Running because Doug was acting crazy, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:43): And then being too queasy to do anything about it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:52): David: "Shut the fuck up. I'm going over to your house NOW."
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:01): As I was typing that, I was putting on my shoes, and I didn't even sign out, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:38:02): *guzzle, huff puff huff puff*
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:07): I just put the computer down and ran out the door.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:20): And ran for like ten minutes before having to walk, and SLOW, because I was gonna throw up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:30): And then getting home, inviting Doug in, and then falling asleep in my room.
elan_einlhander (1:38:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:37): Not before laying on the FLOOR.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:38:39): On the floor, of all places.
elan_einlhander (1:38:59): And then, of course: "David, Doug's LEAVING."
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:59): My Gods, I drank half the gallon.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:47): Nothing like Kidz Bop to ruin a song I like.
elan_einlhander (1:42:51): And make me never want to hear it again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:17): Lol. What song?
elan_einlhander (1:43:32): Let's Get it Started, I think is its name.
elan_einlhander (1:43:36): I loved that video, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:47): Good video, good song.
elan_einlhander (1:43:50): And then I hear Kidz Bop singing it, and it makes me vomit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:53): Kidz Bop, however, is evil.
elan_einlhander (1:44:05): "WET'S GET IT STAHTED IN HEAH"
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:33): "There's no I in 'team', Doug."
elan_einlhander (1:45:44): "There's also no P in 'ass-kicking', Sean."
elan_einlhander (1:46:24): I said it with such confidence, too, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:25): Shoulda said, "There's no "u" in "ass-kicking," Sean, but that ain't gonna stop ME if you don't shut the fuck up."
elan_einlhander (1:46:39): No, because that's a direct threat, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:42): *could get fired*
elan_einlhander (1:46:45): *since Sean is a nancy boy*
elan_einlhander (1:48:27): I'm starting to think I have testicular cancer.
elan_einlhander (1:48:31): Like, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:39): Why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:48:53): More often than not, my right testicle will hurt, for extended periods of time.
elan_einlhander (1:48:55): Just the right one.
elan_einlhander (1:48:57): NEver the left.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:48): Well, do you tend to hit your right testicle with things such as: hammers, baseball bats, knife-handles, shoes, fists, or other blunt objects?
elan_einlhander (1:50:04): Nope, can't say I do, gave that up years ago.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:37): Well, is your right testicle inflamed or inflated?
elan_einlhander (1:50:40): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:50:47): It's not cancer, lol, I have no lumps or inflation.
elan_einlhander (1:50:49): It's just weird.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:51): Do you have pets?
elan_einlhander (1:50:51): http://tcrc.acor.org/tcexam.html
elan_einlhander (1:50:53): *had t olook*
elan_einlhander (1:50:55): to*
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:07): Do your pets sometimes bite your right testicle?
elan_einlhander (1:51:19): Only occasionally, not very hard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:21): Get hype with that website btw, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:29): Why thank you.
elan_einlhander (1:51:33): the internet is insane.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:34): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:47): "Don't be alarmed if one testicle seems slightly larger than the other, that's normal. "
elan_einlhander (1:51:47): ----------Lump
elan_einlhander (1:52:02): Should I be alarmed if they're the SAME size?
elan_einlhander (1:52:03): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:15): Rofl!
elan_einlhander (1:52:32): Testicle is hyperlinked and underlined.
elan_einlhander (1:52:36): DARE I CLICK IT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:53:07): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:53:17): The TCRC Testicle Page!
elan_einlhander (1:53:23): They put it an exclamation point.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:26): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:53:26): in*
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:40): THE TESTICLE HAS A HEAD, A BODY, AND A TAIL.
elan_einlhander (1:53:50): And Tunica Vaginalis.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:54:05): I'm learning! :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:32): Way to learn, Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:54:46): Knowledge, afterall, is power.
elan_einlhander (1:55:07): Welp, guess it's safe to say I don't have cancer.
elan_einlhander (1:55:11): Just a bruised ball, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:58): Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are: Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum. :O
elan_einlhander (1:56:16): -_-
elan_einlhander (1:56:18): Thanks, David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:23): the :O helped too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:27): I know, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:29): To make me realize the urgency.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:56:45): *wonders if he honestly should be worried.*
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:53): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:56:53): *would never have the... balls to mention it*
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:54): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:55): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:56): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:57:06): David, my hurt testicles are no laughing matter.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:15): On his list of things that are normally NOT signs of cancer:
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:30): A lump on the epidiymis or tubes coming from the testicle that kind of feels like a third testicle.
elan_einlhander (1:57:50): As though a third testicle didn't already seem abnormal, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:57): "What's this..?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:10): http://www.physsportsmed.com/issues/1998/04apr/ruane.htm
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:31): http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000517.htm
elan_einlhander (2:00:33): IRONICALLY
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:37): "It may also occur after strenuous exercise or may not have an obvious cause."
elan_einlhander (2:00:41): That episode of the Venture Bros. was just on.
elan_einlhander (2:00:52): With Dean getting Testicular Torsion.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:00): "Signs and tests Return to top Extremely tender and enlarged testicular region -- more common on the right The testicle on the affected side is higher"
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:09): That isn't ironic. That's just scary.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:06): All I get is the pain, no enlargement that I'm aware of, or nausea.
elan_einlhander (2:02:21): ONCE my lower abdomen hurt, but that was when I gave myself a minor hernia, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:24): I haven't had that since.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:27): Hm.
elan_einlhander (2:02:49): It usually happens at work, so I can't really check it out.
elan_einlhander (2:02:57): So it might enlarge, I really don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:20): Well, this site makes it sound pretty serious.
elan_einlhander (2:03:24): - Extremely tender and enlarged testicular region -- more common on the right 
elan_einlhander (2:03:32): *happens on the right*
elan_einlhander (2:03:48): So, wait, what is it I'm reading about?
elan_einlhander (2:03:53): What is that a symptom for?
elan_einlhander (2:03:56): Torsion?
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:59): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (2:04:01): Hmm
elan_einlhander (2:04:12): *wishes his dad were still around, now. -_-*
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:24): Says that if you call it in within 6 hours of having the symptoms, the testicle MAY be able to be saved, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:44): Oh, well shit
elan_einlhander (2:04:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:04:46): Guess it's not that.
elan_einlhander (2:04:54): Or else my testie'd be gone.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:07): Or maybe it's already dead.
elan_einlhander (2:05:16): It wouldn't keep hurting, then.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:18): Supposedly, if you don't treat it, you won't be able to... well...
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:20): ...Jizz.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:05:31): Well that's not true, so we can rule out torsion.
elan_einlhander (2:05:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:05:50): *trying to be serious, but anything about testicles and ejaculating is funny*
elan_einlhander (2:09:41): Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (2:09:41): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:09:50): I leaned on the play key while researching
elan_einlhander (2:10:01): Freaking speakers exploded: "I WISH IIII HAD AN ANGEL, FOR ONE MO-"
elan_einlhander (2:10:06): Doug: "AHHHHHHHHHQ!@!@"
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:10:23): *testicle explodes*
elan_einlhander (2:10:24): :O
elan_einlhander (2:10:28): Or as David would say
elan_einlhander (2:10:29): >:O
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:34): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:38): That's Doug's testicle.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:40): >:O
elan_einlhander (2:10:43): Going *pop*
elan_einlhander (2:13:32): Quote me
elan_einlhander (2:13:38): "As of last night, I can still ejaculate."
elan_einlhander (2:13:41): "Ahhh? AHHH?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:14:48): Shoulda threw a sex joke in there.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:47): Wait, I know what's wrong with the goddamned apostrophes.
elan_einlhander (2:22:36): Care to share?
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:11): Yep. First, see how this looks:
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:35): Any squares or anything?
elan_einlhander (2:26:12): Not that I can see.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:36): Here's what I think the problem was. Some word-processors think it's cute to use different quotation marks for each side of a quotation.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:52): Like, they make one side curl one way, and the other side curl the other way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:57): I think you know what I'm talking about.
elan_einlhander (2:27:03): hang on
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:41): Meanwhile, things like notepad, and like you see here, just go straight up and down to avoid conclusion. ~hangs on~
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:56): Conclusion = confusion, lol. ~shuts up~
elan_einlhander (2:29:57): Okay.
elan_einlhander (2:29:58): Go on
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:37): Well, although notepad can READ these characters, it jumbles up when you try and send them across devices, because the bytes break down when the other computer tries to read them.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:03): I'm sure you've noticed, for instance, that on some word processors, when you type "..." it condences it into one "..." character.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:27): Also, when you type "this is a quote," the quotation marks on ONE side will be going ONE way, and the quotation marks on the OTHER side will go the other way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:38): These are practices that vary from processor to processor, and are not STANDARD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:54): The standard is a quotation mark that goes straight up and down, as we see here.
elan_einlhander (2:36:08): Well, that just proves once again that notepad owns all.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:25): That's what I was saying to someone else, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:37): Of course, there's Eriana
elan_einlhander (2:36:39): No notepad.
elan_einlhander (2:36:41): "....WHAT?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:45): With her... whatever the mac notepad is called.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:51): Text Editor or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:54): Fags, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:58): One adjective is never enough for me. ~editing his story again~
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:12): I always say one adjective, insert a comma, and then say at LEAST another one, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:43:18): I do that, lol
elan_einlhander (2:43:21): Adjectives pwn.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:32): It's getting repetitive, so I'm having to see which adjectives I certainly DON'T need, to get rid of them.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:38): "slides over my worn, torn fingers"
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:46): ~kills the "torn" and moves on, lol~
elan_einlhander (2:49:18): "I think it was two ninjas taped together to form ONE GIANT NINJA!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:51:53): I'm going to end up killing myself tomorrow, I swear.
elan_einlhander (2:52:00): 3-11, greeting, that's murder.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:11): Good luck with that.
elan_einlhander (2:52:16): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (2:54:44): That episode of the Venture Bros. just aired again, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:58:32): Know what would be funny?
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:47): What?
elan_einlhander (2:59:00): If I just like, snapped back into reality, apparently having been in a mental ward all this time.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:15): Yep, that'd be pretty funny.
elan_einlhander (2:59:24): I dare so hysterical.
elan_einlhander (2:59:32): say*
elan_einlhander (3:01:29): So, still working on dirge / REQUIEM?
elan_einlhander (3:01:36): Or whatever
elan_einlhander (3:01:37): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:44): Yep, lol. Doing some final editting.
elan_einlhander (3:01:50): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:11): Getting rid of unneccessary commas, and the like. Turning a lot of passive-voice stuff into active voice.
elan_einlhander (3:02:23): I have serious comma problems.
elan_einlhander (3:02:25): I use too many.
elan_einlhander (3:02:34): And I even notice it as I'm typing it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:40): Lo,l.
elan_einlhander (3:02:47): Touch,e.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:13): I used to be really "..." happy.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:22): ~thinks it's called an elipse, but has no proof to that, lol~
elan_einlhander (3:07:29): It is.
elan_einlhander (3:07:36): There's this person on Guide Talk, Ursa
elan_einlhander (3:07:48): Who uses a "........................." at the end of sentences that woul use an elipse.
elan_einlhander (3:07:56): And then puts about eight spaces after it before hitting enter.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:58): I hate it when people do that.
elan_einlhander (3:08:00): It drives me up the wall.
elan_einlhander (3:14:27): I hope this RIDICULOUS cold goes away tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:24): I heard that!
elan_einlhander (3:16:30): I'd like to inject her with MY needle.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:39): Hm, I just realized something.
elan_einlhander (3:17:55): Of all the people I talk to, even if only seldom, you're the only one who uses proper grammar.
elan_einlhander (3:18:03): How strange.
elan_einlhander (3:18:15): A strange thing to be the minority of.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:31): ~wishes he were still know grammar~ :(
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:33:32): Lol, I remember when I passed out in this char, when I was with Vic.
elan_einlhander (3:33:40): Woke up like three hours later. "Who what where?!?@"
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:49): I hate desperately when that happens.
elan_einlhander (3:33:55): David passes out a lot, but he can like lay down and crap with his laptop
elan_einlhander (3:33:59): I am SITTING UP.
elan_einlhander (3:34:07): So you KNOW I had to be tired.
elan_einlhander (3:38:58): Hm, my Orange Juice cup refilled itself.
elan_einlhander (3:39:02): Hm, believable.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:44:29): *feels sick when he reads something that's like REALLY badly written*
elan_einlhander (3:44:35): *screaming PROOFREAD*
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:55): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:47:53): What would you think of me if I showed up at your house in a Sailor suit?
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:04): I would think that you need an ass kicking.
elan_einlhander (3:48:13): Fair enough.
elan_einlhander (3:49:46): What if a I had a lollipop too?
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:24): Then I wouldn't be able to think FAST enough to KEEP from kicking your ass.
elan_einlhander (3:50:37): And blonde curls?
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:20): I'd beat the shit out of you so fast that I wouldn't even realize it when I saw you laying on the ground, battered and beaten.
elan_einlhander (3:51:41): *wondering how much it'll take to kick his own ass*
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:55:16): Keeping kids occupied = keeping them away from drugs.
elan_einlhander (3:55:19): You seen that commercial?
elan_einlhander (3:55:22): Wow, grammar.
elan_einlhander (3:55:26): Have you seen that commercial?
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:28): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:37): I love them.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:39): They're great.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:54): Smartness = David's anti-drug.
elan_einlhander (3:56:11): Knowledge is power!
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:43): Not knowledge, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:45): "Smartness."
elan_einlhander (3:56:56): *read that as 'smartass', actually*
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:40): God, people hate black and white sites, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:47): But fuck ALL of them, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:50): Right in the nostril.
elan_einlhander (4:09:56): Or in the ass?
elan_einlhander (4:09:56): DOUG
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:10:00): ENOUGh
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:11): ~loves his black and white sites~
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:20): ~even if he doesn't even like other people's black and white sites~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:12): This is the best black and white site ever:
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:14): http://www.javaonthebrain.com/
elan_einlhander (4:12:18): What a laggy site, god damn.
elan_einlhander (4:22:08): So... late...
elan_einlhander (4:22:19): Damn women. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:29): who r u talkig 2
elan_einlhander (4:22:45): Seraphin wanted an escort to PG, doesn't like crossing the moat alone.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:54): Rofl. I remember that one day, you said something about someone being a bitch to you, and I was just like, "y"
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:58): "y u do taht"
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:14): And you were like, "David, not now."
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:28): Since David just randomly slips into idiot-speak.
elan_einlhander (4:23:34): Like an idiot.
elan_einlhander (4:23:46): It's amazing Doug hasn't hurt him really bad for it.
elan_einlhander (4:23:53): Being a loose-cannon and all.
elan_einlhander (4:24:07): God protect the poor soul who feels my First Vengeance.
elan_einlhander (4:24:33): It will be ADDED to the BIBLE it will be so epic.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:24:49): Mark, John, ....Doug.
elan_einlhander (4:25:07): *Bible-whiz :D*
elan_einlhander (4:25:16): Lol, I remember going to church.
elan_einlhander (4:25:21): Hated it so much.
vencabot_teppoo (4:25:22): ~doesn't, lol~
elan_einlhander (4:25:23): So very much.
elan_einlhander (4:25:30): Getting up on fucking Sunday.
vencabot_teppoo (4:25:32): ~went to Sunday school when he was REALLY little, and never listened~
elan_einlhander (4:25:35): Going there for HOURS.
elan_einlhander (4:25:40): There is no point to it, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:25:49): pastor tries to teach a life lesson.
elan_einlhander (4:25:59): talks about something Jesus did.
vencabot_teppoo (4:25:59): Doug picks his nose.
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:26:06): Doug doodles on the back of the program.
elan_einlhander (4:26:10): Every single time.
elan_einlhander (4:26:23): Or secretely plays his Gameboy in his coat sleeve.
elan_einlhander (4:26:27): Like at School.
elan_einlhander (4:26:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:26:46): I remember doing that for ALL of Geometry class, just about everyday.
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:26:56): Aced the class anyway, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:27:01): Being smart is awesome for stuff like that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:06): Yep.
elan_einlhander (4:27:15): "Doug, you don't do homework, you sleep in class, you never participate."
elan_einlhander (4:27:20): "So, what I get on my test?"
elan_einlhander (4:27:25): "98%, you asshole."
elan_einlhander (4:27:29): "All right then."
elan_einlhander (4:27:38): "You just got SCHOOLED, sir."
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:27:41): "GET IT? AHHH?"
elan_einlhander (4:27:47): No, not really
elan_einlhander (4:27:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:28:10): Lathrop, and his methods for dealing with the delinquit student.
elan_einlhander (4:28:13): In this case, me
elan_einlhander (4:28:19): He needs to be more forceful, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:28:22): he always SMILES
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:24): Laugh like a wimp and do nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:28): ~knows~
elan_einlhander (4:28:29): I'm like "Aren't you scolding me?"
elan_einlhander (4:28:29): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:28:31): Yeah
elan_einlhander (4:28:45): We tortured that poor man in Algebra class.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:45): "So David, have anything to turn in today?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:49): "NOPE! :D"
elan_einlhander (4:28:50): EVERYDAY
elan_einlhander (4:28:51): NOPE
elan_einlhander (4:28:51): LOL
elan_einlhander (4:28:56): We NEVER had homework.
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:07): Lathrop: "Okay... hehheh... *walks away with half-smile*"
elan_einlhander (4:29:09): Our quartet of wisdom.
elan_einlhander (4:29:17): Playing GBA.
elan_einlhander (4:29:22): Not doing homework.
elan_einlhander (4:29:24): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:24): Sweet, sweet Battle Network
elan_einlhander (4:29:30): Even Colwyn
elan_einlhander (4:29:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:29:43): Colwyn was more lovable than me, though.
elan_einlhander (4:29:48): Colwyn was cuddly, lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:52): So ironic.
elan_einlhander (4:29:52): Doug was smelly and ugly.
vencabot_teppoo (4:29:56): Being as his heart is so black.
elan_einlhander (4:30:04): Girls were like "Awww, he's so cute."
elan_einlhander (4:30:11): Colwyn's like "You stupid bitches" In his head
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:19): Colwyn was like, "I hate Jews! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:26): And girls are like, "Awwwww!"
elan_einlhander (4:30:31): Lol, he claims not to be racist, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:31:32): Well, I'm gonna get to bed methinks.
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:38): Go ahead.
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:41): Leave me all alone.
elan_einlhander (4:31:42): Try and get some sleep, so help me God if you're up all night Sunday.
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:43): See if I care.
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:47): Peace.
elan_einlhander (4:31:53): I will rip out your rectum.
elan_einlhander (4:31:56): It's possible, trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:02): RECTUM?
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:06): DAMN NEAR KILLED 'IM!
elan_einlhander (4:32:06): Rectum
elan_einlhander (4:32:09): ..
elan_einlhander (4:32:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:32:11): Peace.
elan_einlhander (13:54:38): Just fyi, MegaMan X8 is the most poorly made MegaMan game ever.

1-17-05


vencabot_teppoo (2:37:07): O.o
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:19): Some kind of Dougly imposter?
elan_einlhander (5:14:53): Maw?
elan_einlhander (5:15:01): Why would you think I was an imposter? Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:15:06): *just got home, 5 am*
elan_einlhander (5:15:09): *awesome, so awesome*
vencabot_teppoo (8:08:14): Alright, expect me around noon.
vencabot_teppoo (8:08:24): I beat Snake Eater, but I'll bring it anyway.
elan_einlhander (15:17:09): Uh, what happened? Noon was three hours ago.

1-20-05


vencabot_teppoo (21:44:38): How's MGS 3 treatin' ya?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:49): I assume you've beaten it by now.
elan_einlhander (21:45:04): Woah, hey stranger.
elan_einlhander (21:45:09): No, I haven't, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:18): Last I heard you were at The Fury.
elan_einlhander (21:45:29): Yeah, pyro-naut.
elan_einlhander (21:45:37): I just got tortured.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:43): Lol. I hate that guy. He's the hardest / gayest boss in the game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:55): Once you've beaten it once, I'll tell you all the secrets that I know, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:02): He was the easiest for me, the most annoying I fought was The End.
elan_einlhander (21:46:12): Took like an hour, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:13): Oh, I kicked The End's ass twice, easy. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:25): The Fear kinda bugged me, but thermal goggles kicked his ass.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:30): Yep, same here. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:47): On my second time through the game my aim was so good that I beat The Feat easy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:51): With thermal goggles, of course.
elan_einlhander (21:46:56): I
elan_einlhander (21:46:56): love
elan_einlhander (21:46:56): the
elan_einlhander (21:46:58): shotgun
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:03): I never used the shotgun.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:09): For real purposes. Just for playing around.
elan_einlhander (21:47:16): It's so handy to me.
elan_einlhander (21:47:21): Like, when I get caught, I don't hide
elan_einlhander (21:47:23): I kill EVERYONE
elan_einlhander (21:47:28): And the shotgun is choice for that
elan_einlhander (21:47:36): I kill until there's no one left, and I am thus safe. :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:48): Yeah, that's what I did in the first mission. When I quit the game because it was "too hard," I didn't know that I could just kill everyone.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:57): When I figured THAT out, the game became pretty easy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:59): OMG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:07): You haven't fought The Sorrow yet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:09): Or have you?
elan_einlhander (21:48:18): Nope, her and The Joy are all that's left.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:36): Doug, you said that you just kill everyone when you get caught, right?
elan_einlhander (21:48:48): Pretty much, yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:48:53): I rarely bother hiding.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:56): How many people would you say you've killed?
elan_einlhander (21:49:05): Damn, at least 100.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:13): Damn is right, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:18): Well, I dunno, do game over's count? Lol
elan_einlhander (21:49:21): That makes me lose count.
elan_einlhander (21:49:28): You can take a LOT of hits in this game.
elan_einlhander (21:49:35): MGS, you get shot three times and it's done.
elan_einlhander (21:49:43): I can take like two automatics at once and be fine
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:44): The Sorrow's fight gets harder and harder depending on how many people you've killed.
elan_einlhander (21:49:50): Oh joy, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:00): The first time I fought him, I killed everyone in every room at LEAST twice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:11): And after fighting him, I vowed to not kill ANYONE in my next file.
elan_einlhander (21:50:15): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:16): And lo and behold, I actually succeeded.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:20): End-game count was 0 kills.
elan_einlhander (21:50:23): Sweetness.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:32): But that only counts DIRECT kills.
elan_einlhander (21:50:41): Oh, I loved fighting Ocelot, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:50): Although I didn't shoot anyone or cut anyone's throats, lets just say that some people didn't show up to work the next day.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:54): IS OCELOT NOT A PIMP?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:59): HE IS
elan_einlhander (21:51:01): TUMBLEWEEDS
elan_einlhander (21:51:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:51:06): Dual-revolver action.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:17): The first time I saw him I was like, "...Spurs? Wow, look at that guy twirl that little... gun... Ocelot?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:31): Ocelot, circa 1960
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:42): With his automatic
elan_einlhander (21:51:50): Then Snake's like "You should use a revolver. :D"
elan_einlhander (21:51:52): He gets TWO
elan_einlhander (21:51:55): "...Well shit"
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:11): Lol, Volgin grabbing my balls.
elan_einlhander (21:52:13): Twice
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:17): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:22): Not unlike MGS2.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:25): Snake shoulda stole Ivan's thong, too.
elan_einlhander (21:52:28): When the president did that to me.
elan_einlhander (21:52:30): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:42): Ivan Raikov.
elan_einlhander (21:52:56): I tranqued him five times, lol
elan_einlhander (21:52:59): He kept waking up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:59): I memorized his last name because it's like Raiden... and he looks like Raiden.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:11): It was a bitch getting him in my first file.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:16): In my second one, not such a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:20): THE SCIENTIST SUNSABITCHES.
elan_einlhander (21:53:22): :Ffdafj;ajsfsjjsjs
elan_einlhander (21:53:28): I've killed SO MANY PANSY SCIENTISTS
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:33): In my first file, when I was done with the mission, I killed them all execution style.
elan_einlhander (21:53:59): I purposely alerted the guards, so all of the scientists would come running out.
elan_einlhander (21:54:04): And went AK-47 on their asses.
elan_einlhander (21:54:05): All of them
elan_einlhander (21:54:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:54:10): So many bouncing bodies.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:11): I don't doubt it, because I know those damn scientists.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:18): HOW THE HELL DO THEY SEE YOU FROM SO FAR AWAY?!
elan_einlhander (21:54:29): And they SQUEAL
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:37): I swear, I'll just be walking along and suddenly I'll hear, "Oh-oh GOD!!! SAVE ME!"
elan_einlhander (21:54:43): They don't even tell on you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:44): And I'll look around and there will be NO ONE.
elan_einlhander (21:54:49): They just start going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:53): There will be some gay scientist somewhere on the first floor.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:04): Looking up at you through a crack in the floorboards.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:19): But I got sweet, sweet vengeance.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:30): Grabbing them, throwing them down, pointing a gun at them, "FREEZE!!"
elan_einlhander (21:55:35): I sort of wish limbs would come off in this game.
elan_einlhander (21:55:36): LOl
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:38): They cry and squeel, I shoot them in the leg.
elan_einlhander (21:55:41): I want to torture scientists
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:41): And then in the head.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:51): Do you know how to hold people up?
elan_einlhander (21:56:03): .Yes, but I suck with the CQC controls.
elan_einlhander (21:56:04): Badly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:10): ~is awesome with CQC controls~
elan_einlhander (21:56:17): I know how to grab them, but not how to properly interrogate
elan_einlhander (21:56:20): I always accidentally kill them
elan_einlhander (21:56:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:31): Yeah, I did that at first, from holding the button down too hard.
elan_einlhander (21:56:44): I let go of circle, and press L3, but Snake lets them go
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:58): In my first file, I didn't use hardly any CQC, but interrogating and holding up is REALLY worth it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:03): Especially holding up.
elan_einlhander (21:57:09): I hold up, then kill them
elan_einlhander (21:57:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:57:14): I don't have much other use for it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:32): Well, if you shoot near them when holding them up on the ground, they drop sweet stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:46): And if you just keep your gun aimed at them when holding them up when they're upright, they drop stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:03): They drop sweet shit like silencers and life medicine.
elan_einlhander (21:58:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:41): Plus, if you hold them up on the ground, they're too afraid to get up, so it's the equivelent of killing them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:53): Except, if their friends find them, they'll get them up again.
elan_einlhander (21:59:23): I almost pressed start with that torture.
elan_einlhander (21:59:26): I was shifting in my seat, and shit
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:33): In MGS3?
elan_einlhander (21:59:39): Yeah
elan_einlhander (21:59:43): Torture/beating
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:49): I never got an interactive torture in MGS3, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:54): Maybe I was on too easy a mode.
elan_einlhander (22:00:08): No, it wasn't interactive, I just mean that it made me uneasy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:12): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:14): When Volgin is beating the shit out of you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:20): Yeah, it made John queasy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:27): John didn't like all the blood.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:30): I didn't mind it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:40): I just minded Snake peeing his pants, because that was just wrong.
elan_einlhander (22:00:45): Me too
elan_einlhander (22:00:47): I was like Damn, yo
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:49): I was like, "YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU MADE SNAKE PEE HIS PANTS!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:01): "Naked" Snake.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:13): Yeah, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:18): Oh yes, and David's secret code for "I'm gonna kick your ass."
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:38): If I give up on hiding and just decide to kill everyone, I always put on the Zombie face-paint and Naked camo.
elan_einlhander (22:01:53): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:01:54): Zombie?
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:01): Yeah, maybe you never got it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:07): There's a lot of secret camo and face-paint to find.
elan_einlhander (22:02:14): I'm noticing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:14): My favourites are Zombie and Kabuki, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:29): Kabuki just because it has Snake with lip-stick.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:38): And there is NOTHING more horrifying than Snake with lip-stick.
elan_einlhander (22:02:42): Nope
elan_einlhander (22:02:50): DOGS
elan_einlhander (22:02:51): GOD
elan_einlhander (22:02:54): I HATE DOGS
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:58): I love dogs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:11): Because they seem to have no super-human senses, like you would assume dogs would have.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:17): And they don't count as a kill if you kill them, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:03:19): I hate them when they get REAL close.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:29): I just snipe them from long range.
elan_einlhander (22:03:34): Well duh
elan_einlhander (22:03:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:42): I've never had a problem with a dog.
elan_einlhander (22:03:50): Ocelot is actually my ace in the hole
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:52): The only problem I have with dogs is that tranqs last for, like, two seconds on them.
elan_einlhander (22:03:53): Keeping my ass alive.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:06): Ocelot is your buddy.
elan_einlhander (22:04:10): "No one interfere..."
elan_einlhander (22:04:12): "...HA"
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:18): I love Ocelot's hand gestures.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:23): I've started doing them, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:35): I love playing with my SAA
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:46): I don't. They could've made that so much more fun.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:51): I got bored with that REAL quick.
elan_einlhander (22:05:01): By playing, I mean shooting dogs with
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:02): BUT.
elan_einlhander (22:05:05): Not the circle hand thing
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:10): Did you know that the SAA bullets reflect off of walls?
elan_einlhander (22:05:15): Yes, thus my point
elan_einlhander (22:05:16): LOl
elan_einlhander (22:05:19): I reflect them at dogs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:21): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:05:27): Threw those sewer grates.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:43): Is MGS3 better than MGS2?
elan_einlhander (22:06:01): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (22:06:17): I find MGS2 easier to keep hidden on, I find MGS3 to be a survival game.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:26): Yeah, that's true.
elan_einlhander (22:06:29): And more boss fights.
elan_einlhander (22:06:30): M
elan_einlhander (22:06:30): mm
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:44): I hate The Pain and The Fury.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:50): Those are the only bosses that annoy me.
elan_einlhander (22:06:58): The Pain was... an interesting concept for a boss
elan_einlhander (22:06:59): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:07:03): "...Bees?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:17): It's strange how MGS manages to remain "realistic fiction."
elan_einlhander (22:07:21): Woah, The Sorry cries blood.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:29): When characters shoot bees out of their- YOU'RE AT THE SORROW?
elan_einlhander (22:07:30): Yeah, these guys all have superpowers, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:32): Yeah
elan_einlhander (22:07:41): I have ONE weapon too
elan_einlhander (22:07:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:50): I hate The Sorrow. Oh no, you don't need to SHOOT him.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:07): Just get past his zombie minions. It's pretty easy, but annoying how long it can be if you've killed a lot of people.
elan_einlhander (22:08:47): AH, ZOMBIES
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:58): And they all say things unique to how you killed them, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:18): 98% of them, for me, were spraying blood out of their necks and saying, "DEAR GOD, MY NECK! MY HEAD IS GONNA FALL OFF!!!" Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:09:26): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:09:40): Most of my guys got blown to BITS by a shotgun shell
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:58): And I had to go fight him, like, 8 times because I could NOT figure out how to beat him once I was past all of the zombies.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:20): So imagine, I had killed over 200 guys by this point.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:28): And having to go through that SO many times. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:54): What do the guys say about being shotgunned? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:04): No one's said anything. :|
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:07): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (22:11:25): I think I'm past all the zombies.
elan_einlhander (22:11:28): What am I supposed to do?
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:29): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:35): Wow, that was quick, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:40): Seriously, that doesn't make sense
elan_einlhander (22:11:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:51): You already walked past all of the bosses and stuff?
elan_einlhander (22:11:56): Hey, it's The Pain
elan_einlhander (22:11:57): No
elan_einlhander (22:11:58): Nvm
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:29): Yeah, you gotta keep walking along the river, and at the end The Sorrow will say stuff like, "you don't belong here! It's time to wake up!"
elan_einlhander (22:12:40): Lol, "My neck is tearing apart!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:08): Then, you have to touch him and you'll die instantly, but then hit L2 and select the revival pill, instead of hitting "Continue," because it looks just like the Game Over screen.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:21): I didn't know that I could select the pill, so I just kept hitting "Continue" over and over again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:35): And I had killed a LOT of guys.
elan_einlhander (22:15:20): So uh
elan_einlhander (22:15:22): What happened?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:43): Whaddaya mean, what happened?
elan_einlhander (22:15:53): On Monday.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:58): Oh, I slept.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:01): All day.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:03): All night.
elan_einlhander (22:16:10): You had better be kidding.
elan_einlhander (22:16:20): I'm waiting for the punch-line.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:04): Nope. I woke up at around noon, and had no idea why my alarm didn't go off, and in my delerium of being half conscious I felt so guilty for ALREADY being late that I just didn't get up.
elan_einlhander (22:17:38): That's... pathetic.
elan_einlhander (22:17:40): Dude
elan_einlhander (22:17:42): I was worried
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:35): Well, sorry. I've been over to your house twice since then, but you've been asleep and I didn't wanna wake you up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:41): So, I did the only other thing I COULD do.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:49): Which was leave a game, stroke your cat, and eat a few of your Oreos.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:51): :D
elan_einlhander (22:19:01): For future reference, wake me up.
elan_einlhander (22:19:04): I sleep waiting for you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:08): IN MY DEFENSE, I-
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:12): Doug, that sounded really gay.
elan_einlhander (22:19:14): I probably don't care.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:15): Never say that again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:35): What I was gonna say was, in my defense, I didn't have enough money for lunch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:39): And I only ate three Oreos.
elan_einlhander (22:19:46): We coulda HAD lunch
elan_einlhander (22:19:47): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:19:48): Idiot
elan_einlhander (22:19:49): Jesus
elan_einlhander (22:19:53): I am so mad at you, again
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:58): :(
elan_einlhander (22:20:12): So why haven't you been on?
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:43): Been going to bed as soon as I get home, and somehow sleeping until the next day. I've been getting 16 hours of sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:48): Which is ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (22:21:07): Yeah, it is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:32): I had to ask my teacher if I could leave the Final exam early because I finished an hour before class was over and there was no way in HELL that I was gonna sit there for an hour with nothing to do after 16 hours of sleep.
elan_einlhander (22:22:01): Well
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:16): I wanted to drop-kick EVERYONE in the face.
elan_einlhander (22:22:26): Did you leave early?
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:30): No, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:33): She was like, "No."
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:37): And I was like, ":("
elan_einlhander (22:22:40): Then I guess there WAS a way in hell.
elan_einlhander (22:22:41): Pussy
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:48): And sat back down. And folded a piece of paper for an hour.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:03): I stormed up to the desk and I was like, "I am OUTTA HERE!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:15): And she was like, "No." And I was like, ":( *sit back down*"
elan_einlhander (22:23:39): Well, whatever, school is done for the week, right?
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:44): Yes, yes, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:14): And I've been playing Butokai all day.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:18): And Broly is a BIG BOY.
elan_einlhander (22:24:23): Butokai
elan_einlhander (22:24:24): OH
elan_einlhander (22:24:26): I BEAT THE HIGHLANDER
elan_einlhander (22:24:28): SIX TIMES
elan_einlhander (22:24:30): HAHHAHHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (22:24:35): SUCK MY MORTAL NUTS
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:35): ...Get hype, Doug. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:24:45): and his GIRLY had to WATCH his PAINFUL defeat.
elan_einlhander (22:25:00): SHe cheered me on, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:05): Mmm, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:12): Because, apparently, no one's ever beat him
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:20): Well, this IS Doug we're talking about.
elan_einlhander (22:25:34): Doug puts people like THAT in their places.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:38): For three hours straight today, I couldn't beat the second fight in the ADEPT level of the tournament.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:44): I had NO idea what was wrong with me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:48): I was confused. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:10): I was like, "Why can't I beat the second fight? It's only the second fight... I've beaten it a hundred times," but I really COULDN'T do it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:14): It was BEYOND me.
elan_einlhander (22:26:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:26:30): He even had, three more guages of life than me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:26:46): He's double-jointed, so I can't beat him in beam-battles.
elan_einlhander (22:26:48): I guess?
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:53): That makes no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:56): Congratulations.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:30): His girly was saying, that he is double-jointed, and SOMEHOW gets an advantage in beam battle rotations from it?
elan_einlhander (22:27:38): Sure enough, he slammed me in every one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:25): I had such a good time with those guys, though
elan_einlhander (22:28:30): 'Cause his girlfriend is the best girl in the world
elan_einlhander (22:28:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:33): O.o
elan_einlhander (22:28:44): Highlander and Doug, freaking out from Budokai.
elan_einlhander (22:28:47): Girly peeks in.
elan_einlhander (22:28:57): "Hey" *looks at me* "Want some sloppy joes?"
elan_einlhander (22:29:01): Doug: "W-what?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:20): "Sloppy joes, I'll make you some."
elan_einlhander (22:29:24): "okay."
elan_einlhander (22:29:33): Brings me some. "Want some milk?" "Uh, sure."
elan_einlhander (22:29:38): *runs upstairs, gets Doug milk*
elan_einlhander (22:29:44): "I lost my gloves"
elan_einlhander (22:29:49): *She runs up again, fetches Doug's gloves*
elan_einlhander (22:30:00): "....Highlander, I think I like your girlfriend."
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:06): She treated me like a prince.
elan_einlhander (22:30:10): CONSTANTLY complimenting me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:31): Maybe she has the hots for Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:30:33): John's mom told us all to get out at 3 am, so we went to McDonald's, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:35): DID YOU KNOW
elan_einlhander (22:30:42): McDonalds serves breakfast at 2 am?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:47): I did not know that.
elan_einlhander (22:30:52): Well guess what
elan_einlhander (22:30:54): They do, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:03): I got a McGriddle and a hash brown at 3 am.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:10): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:12): Mmmm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:18): McDonald's hasbrowns...
elan_einlhander (22:31:20): Then we went to her place, and SNUCK into her home.
elan_einlhander (22:31:28): It was pitch black, and her grandmother was asleep.
elan_einlhander (22:31:37): Doug, dressed like a BURLAR, crawling up the stairs.
elan_einlhander (22:31:39): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:40): Burglar*
elan_einlhander (22:31:53): And we sat on her bed watching her play Fable, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:00): Her grandma woke up, and peeked in the doorway.
elan_einlhander (22:32:07): Sees Doug, sitting on Highlandra's bed.
elan_einlhander (22:32:10): Doug: ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:19): Grandma: "What in Heaven's name..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:32:46): Finally came home at 5 am.
elan_einlhander (22:32:49): What a night.
elan_einlhander (22:32:59): And found out Highlander's sister is the stupidest girl in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:06): Ironically.
elan_einlhander (22:33:11): She goes out with some 22 year old bum, and she's like 16.
elan_einlhander (22:33:16): So you know he's after that pootang.
elan_einlhander (22:33:23): And she is planning to cut her hair really short.
elan_einlhander (22:33:25): And do you know why?
elan_einlhander (22:33:41): Of course you don't, I'll tell you why.
elan_einlhander (22:33:49): Because it will "piss off her parents really bad"
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:53): Nice.
elan_einlhander (22:33:57): So nice.
elan_einlhander (22:34:04): Speaking of stupid girls.
elan_einlhander (22:34:09): You talking to whats-her-face yet?
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:27): Nope, lol. Did I tell you that I deleted my messengers?
elan_einlhander (22:34:35): No
elan_einlhander (22:34:40): I assume you mean AIM and MSN
elan_einlhander (22:34:44): Since, well
elan_einlhander (22:34:45): Duh
elan_einlhander (22:34:45): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:51): I went crazy, since David is already on edge as it is. She was being bitchy for SOME reason.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:17): And she always tells me how much she misses me when I'm away and stuff, and looks forward to talking to me soooo much.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:22): And I can't stand it when girls talk like that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:23): Really.
elan_einlhander (22:35:30): Shut up
elan_einlhander (22:35:34): *halts you*
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:43): And so, finally, today she's just being an all-out- ~is halted~
elan_einlhander (22:36:11): You are going to talk to her, like a man, I swear we've been through this.
elan_einlhander (22:36:22): You pussy shit, if she DOES get worried about you, put her worries to rest.
elan_einlhander (22:36:26): Tell her how you really feel.
elan_einlhander (22:36:37): My tolerance level for YOU is already at floor-level.
elan_einlhander (22:36:39): So buck up.
elan_einlhander (22:36:41): You puss
elan_einlhander (22:36:46): Man, I AM mean
elan_einlhander (22:38:20): Unless there's something else you're not telling me.
elan_einlhander (22:38:24): Which your ominous silence suggests.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:37): Lol. Yeah, there kinda is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:00): But I'll be damned if I'll go more in depth about it.
elan_einlhander (22:39:11): I doubt it's something good enough to allow ignoring some chick who's worried about you.
elan_einlhander (22:39:17): Don't hide
elan_einlhander (22:39:31): If you TELL HER I don't want to talk to you, and she stops messaging you, whatever.
elan_einlhander (22:39:34): But hiding won't solve squat.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:22): Well, not that I'm looking for solutions here, but that wouldn't help. There was that other time when we weren't talking, and she would NOT shut up, SPAMMing me and shit.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:35): So I blocked her, but she just started spamming me with another name. She has, like, 20 different names.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:48): But, like I said, that's neither here nor there.
elan_einlhander (22:41:13): Well, I don't agree with blocking people, really. So all I want you to do is just not hide from a problem, and be entirely honest.
elan_einlhander (22:41:23): For some inexplicable reason I still have confidence in you.
elan_einlhander (22:41:27): Not that you deserve it or anything.
elan_einlhander (22:43:19): Honest, hrm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:32): ?
elan_einlhander (22:43:54): Just thinking about honesty.
elan_einlhander (22:44:38): I can't possibly tell you to be honest when I'm not being so myself.
elan_einlhander (22:44:43): Well, I can, but it doesn't sit right with me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:55): Yeah, you can, lol. That's why I say "The best thing about hypocrisy."
elan_einlhander (22:45:07): I've been preaching that a lot more lately.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:07): Because if a smoker tells you not to smoke, it doesn't make it any less true.
elan_einlhander (22:45:14): About how a hypocrite is still right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:28): People are always like, "Meh, you have no room to talk."
elan_einlhander (22:45:30): Especially with myself.
elan_einlhander (22:45:33): Yeah, exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:34): But you really do. ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (22:45:46): I tell Dan and Dave not to use violence to solve their problems.
elan_einlhander (22:45:51): And they say look who's talking, you do it.
elan_einlhander (22:45:55): But, that doesn't make it any less true.
elan_einlhander (22:46:01): It just makes me a bad role model.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:12): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:46:18): Your girly found me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:23): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (22:46:36): Luckily for the both of us, I'm one clever son of a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:41): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:46:50): So clever, it blows my own mind.
elan_einlhander (22:47:02): About two days ago, I got a random instant message.
elan_einlhander (22:47:05): On Yahoo.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:10): On YAHOO?!
elan_einlhander (22:47:14): A person with perfect spelling and grammar.
elan_einlhander (22:47:16): oN Yahoo.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:21): Oh shit. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:47:22): Which in itself stood out.
elan_einlhander (22:47:25): Hang on, it's funny
elan_einlhander (22:47:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:47:38): Person said they found my name online
elan_einlhander (22:47:40): so I'm like oh
elan_einlhander (22:47:47): I mention MM, they've never heard of it.
elan_einlhander (22:47:54): I'm like hm, where else would my info be?
elan_einlhander (22:47:57): Oh wait, nowhere.
elan_einlhander (22:47:58): So I ask
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:07): She says she searches on Yahoo for screen names of people to message.
elan_einlhander (22:48:10): I ALMOST bought that.
elan_einlhander (22:48:11): EXCEPT
elan_einlhander (22:48:17): There's NO INFO on my Yahoo profile.
elan_einlhander (22:48:19): I left it ALL blank.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:22): Get hype, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:25): That IS clever.
elan_einlhander (22:48:31): But I didn't mention it, I kept that to myself.
elan_einlhander (22:48:36): At first I thought it was a spy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:41): ...A spy.
elan_einlhander (22:48:45): Someone to see how I act when someone else wasn't around.
elan_einlhander (22:48:48): I don't know, I THOUGHT IT
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): DON'T JUDGE ME
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:53): Ah. ~nods~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:57): So yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:49:00): But then I thought
elan_einlhander (22:49:08): No one I talk to types like that, and to do so they'd have to type slower.
elan_einlhander (22:49:13): But this person types rather swift.
elan_einlhander (22:49:15): So it's someone used to it.
elan_einlhander (22:49:24): But who would want to message me that I don't know?
elan_einlhander (22:49:35): Then it occured to me.
elan_einlhander (22:49:40): That girl.
elan_einlhander (22:49:45): I studied her actions, very cutesy.
elan_einlhander (22:49:47): She made up a name.
elan_einlhander (22:49:50): I was sure of it.
elan_einlhander (22:49:54): And today, she has been exposed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:59): What a bitch. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:50:01): "Hope" Lol
elan_einlhander (22:50:07): *Liked that name, too, what a shame*
elan_einlhander (22:50:09): So aaaaaaaaanyway
elan_einlhander (22:50:20): Now that she knows I know the truth, she won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOU
elan_einlhander (22:50:25): She wants me to relay everything we say
elan_einlhander (22:50:25): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:50:27): I said no
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:35): Wow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:41): And I suppose YOU won't just click her.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:45): What's her screen name?
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:56): I don't think she knows my Yahoo! screen name, although it wouldn't be difficult to derive.
elan_einlhander (22:51:02): I told her to IM you, but she's like "I don't use Yahoo"
elan_einlhander (22:51:04): How could she NOT?
elan_einlhander (22:51:06): Ohhhh
elan_einlhander (22:51:08): You use AIM
elan_einlhander (22:51:10): That's what she meant.
elan_einlhander (22:51:20): She's using some easy messenger thing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:21): Yeah, we spoke on AIM and, occassionally, MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:27): Oh, Trillian, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:30): Probably.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:33): Gay, gay Trillian.
elan_einlhander (22:51:41): She wanted a pic, and I was like whateve.r
elan_einlhander (22:51:44): whatever*
elan_einlhander (22:51:55): But on Yahoo it wouldn't send right, and her e-mail wouldn't work, and AIM was gay.
elan_einlhander (22:51:58): I hate those people.
elan_einlhander (22:52:04): Where nothing on their computer works like it should
elan_einlhander (22:52:11): 'Cause they use stupid shit
elan_einlhander (22:52:15): Know what I mean?
elan_einlhander (22:52:23): "Oh, my e-mail won't work. And I don't like Yahoo!"
elan_einlhander (22:52:26): "...WHAT?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:27): Don't send her a picture. She'll never stop asking.
elan_einlhander (22:52:37): I did, I don't care about it really.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:41): That's what she was being a bitch about, and what drove me insane enough to delete my messengers.
elan_einlhander (22:52:48): Oops -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:51): She would NOT QUIT BITCHING ABOUT ME CONTACTING HER.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:58): She wanted me to CALL her, and to send her PICTURES.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:00): MORE AND MORE.
elan_einlhander (22:53:03): Ah
elan_einlhander (22:53:12): I gave her my two good ones, but she hasn't mentioned anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:15): I told her that I'd call her when I got around to it, and I really intended to.
elan_einlhander (22:53:22): But the POINT of this conversaton is
elan_einlhander (22:53:27): I see what sort of NAG this girl is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:27): But she would NOT quit bitching about wanting it NOW.
elan_einlhander (22:53:31): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (22:53:40): I said, I'll talk to David, see if he's in one of his "fits"
elan_einlhander (22:53:44): Which she I guess doesn't get.
elan_einlhander (22:53:52): I know you like the back of my hand, I could predict your every move.
elan_einlhander (22:53:56): She can't, so she's panicked.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:03): And so I told her one day, "I'll see you later."
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:07): And she just said, "Ugh, whatever."
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:18): And so I turned around and said, "You know what? I got a better idea, lol."
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:22): "I WON'T see you later."
elan_einlhander (22:54:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:27): And then I deleted AIM and MSN.
elan_einlhander (22:54:41): She's gonna find you, she's really into you, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:48): AND she's a psychopath.
elan_einlhander (22:54:49): So this why I'm telling you to just face it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:52): So she has THAT going for her.
elan_einlhander (22:54:53): I know., I know.
elan_einlhander (22:54:55): Chillllllll
elan_einlhander (22:55:02): You both gotta chillllllll.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:07): ~knows she'll find him if it takes her to the end of the earth~
elan_einlhander (22:55:12): Say it with me now
elan_einlhander (22:55:13): Chillllll
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:16): ~BUT... she hasn't figured out his Yahoo! name yet?~
elan_einlhander (22:55:25): I haven't said it.
elan_einlhander (22:55:29): But like you said, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:31): Yeah, but she had me on MSN, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:34): VencabotTeppoo, Vencabot_Teppoo
elan_einlhander (22:55:36): Oh, and that
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:37): Where my screen name is identical.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:42): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:58): She hasn't even e-mailed me yet.
elan_einlhander (22:56:13): Well, I told her I wouldn't tell, but I'm not gonna bald-faced lie to my buddy, sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:14): I keep coming on, expecting an e-mail.
elan_einlhander (22:56:20): When she comes on I'm gonna tell her I guess.
elan_einlhander (22:56:28): David > Hope/Kayla
elan_einlhander (22:56:34): Chotto
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:41): No, you don't need to tell me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:44): It isn't important.
elan_einlhander (22:56:48): tell you what?
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:49): Especially if you'd be breaking a promise or something.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:52): Her screen name?
elan_einlhander (22:56:56): I wasn't intending to.
elan_einlhander (22:56:57): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:57:02): I meant telling you that she contacted me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:06): Oh, what were you talking about then? Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:07): Since you were dead-set against it.
elan_einlhander (22:57:14): I'll tell you if you care, but I don't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:22): Man, she's a psycho.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:26): John met her YEARS before I did.
elan_einlhander (22:57:33): I think she's clingy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:39): And as soon as I started talking to her, John was like, "Holy shit, that girl's a psycho."
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:11): And he told me about how she kept coming up with new names whenever he tried to block her, so that one day ~I~ blocked her and she messaged me on another name, she was like, "Don't bother, I have plenty of names," and I was like, "Yeah, I know." Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:46): Welp, if that's the case, your only real option is to face her.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:06): Yep. Plus, I need AIM and MSN, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:19): What with my theory on "having as many ways to contact me as possible."
elan_einlhander (22:59:23): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:31): I mean, I haven't even deleted ICQ ~yet~.
elan_einlhander (22:59:33): Since for some inexplicable reason, people don't like Yahoo.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:33): Because SOME DAY.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:37): I may meet SOME ONE.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:40): Who uses ICQ.
elan_einlhander (22:59:47): I asked her why she doesn't like Yahoo.
elan_einlhander (22:59:57): She claims her computer got messed up by it, from downloading it.
elan_einlhander (23:00:00): I'm sorry, but no
elan_einlhander (23:00:00): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:01): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:00:03): Yahoo is gold
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:10): Yahoo! is money in the bank.
elan_einlhander (23:00:17): You are safe with Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (23:00:21): Musta used some weird downloader.
elan_einlhander (23:00:25): Or got it from someone.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:37): My friend Aaron can't receive files over Yahoo! because of his fire wall, and always blames me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:41): Aaron = Martias.
elan_einlhander (23:00:49): Right
elan_einlhander (23:00:51): I remember
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:59): He's like, "Man, take down your fire-wall. I can't get any files from you."
elan_einlhander (23:01:10): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:13): I'm like, "DUDE, YOU'RE the one who uses a firewall, and I can send files to EVERYONE but you."
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:22): He's insanely paranoid about viruses and hackers.
elan_einlhander (23:01:30): Awesome
elan_einlhander (23:01:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:46): I do NOT understand it at all. I've never been hacked once, ever, at least that has screwed up my computer or something.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:56): And yet, he claims that hackers are on QUEUE for his computer.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:07): They're LINING UP, just WAITING for him to lower his firewall.
elan_einlhander (23:02:07): He musta pissed off some elite group of hackers, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:31): I hate those stupid AOL commercials where they're like, "You're just begging to get hacked or get a virus if you don't use this new firewall."
elan_einlhander (23:02:41): BS.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:07): I have NEVER used a firewall in my LIFE, and in my LIFE, I've only gotten, like, 2 viruses and I quaranteen... quarentined them BOTH with Norton and they didn't cause ANY permanent damage.
elan_einlhander (23:03:21): Same.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:23): And I've never been hacked or anything like that, lol. And I've been internetting-it-up for YEARS.
elan_einlhander (23:03:42): Stupid people wreck it for the rest of us.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:51): I don't know what people do to fuck up their computers Doug, honestly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:04): I don't. I have no idea what kind of filth you have to download to fuck up your computer so FAST.
elan_einlhander (23:04:19): No kiddinng.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:44): Like your brothers, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:57): One sit at my computer.
elan_einlhander (23:05:02): Doug is suddenly is loaded with Spyware.
elan_einlhander (23:05:04): "W-what.."
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:25): And your SEARCH ENGINES no longer work.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:31): Which I've never even HEARD of before.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:38): Yahoo works now.
elan_einlhander (23:05:51): Let me see if IE does.
elan_einlhander (23:06:18): If you just put some random word in the search bar and hit "go" will it do a search?
elan_einlhander (23:06:22): Or just look for a site with that name.
elan_einlhander (23:06:32): *hasn't used IE search in a long, long time now*
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:09): I think it does a search.
elan_einlhander (23:07:29): well, mine didn't, it said site cannot be found.
elan_einlhander (23:07:31): Er
elan_einlhander (23:07:37): Page cannot be displayed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:00): Meanwhile, my dirge / REQUIEM site is looking damn sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:04): Except black and white. ~_~
elan_einlhander (23:09:08): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:13): Doug, do black and white sites hurt your eyes?
elan_einlhander (23:09:20): N-no
elan_einlhander (23:09:23): Bright sights do
elan_einlhander (23:09:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:09:24): Duh
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:25): Do they annoy you?
elan_einlhander (23:09:39): I've never actually navigated a black and white site.
elan_einlhander (23:09:49): Come to think of it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:03): Some black and white sites are: www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/programs/ , www.geocities.com/hoginet2004 , and one that wasn't made by ME, www.javaonthebrain.com .
elan_einlhander (23:10:43): I don't mind 'em.
elan_einlhander (23:11:00): *refuses to click that last one*
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:10): I love black and white sites, and almost every site I've ever made is black and white, lol. ~wonders why you refuse to click the last one~
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:18): ~it has some pretty good games on it, lol~
elan_einlhander (23:11:26): Last time, it lagged my computer to hell for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:35): Oh yeah, probably the Java, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:41): Since we both downloaded gay Beta Java 1.5
elan_einlhander (23:11:42): Damn Java.
elan_einlhander (23:11:44): GO US
elan_einlhander (23:11:50): *raises hand for a high-five*
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:53): Because I DEMANDED that you download it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:56): And same with Kenny.
elan_einlhander (23:12:03): Poor Kenny.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:19): Kenny was like, "wtf. Why Dragon Court work so slow now :("
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:23): I was like, "My bad."
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:44): So, sleeping all day tomorrow again?
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:05): Maybe, I dunno. Either that or eat like crazy. ~no idea why he feels like eating like crazy, but he kinda does~
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:25): ~probably because he's been working out so much and now has a HYPER-ACCELERATED METABOLISM... like the Flash~
elan_einlhander (23:13:42): Snake checks out EVA constantly.
elan_einlhander (23:13:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:50): Constantly.
elan_einlhander (23:13:50): She's the James Bond femme.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:58): She is. That game has such a James Bond theme going.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:00): THE OPENING SONG.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:01): I LOVE IT.
elan_einlhander (23:14:05): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:10): SNAAAAAAAKE EATER
elan_einlhander (23:14:21): Explosions, girls.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:23): You did the scene where you climb that ladder, right? After The End? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:26): Yeah, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:28): I freaked out at that part.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:36): "...Did you just hear something?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:40): *climbs higher*
elan_einlhander (23:14:49): Yeah, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:53): "...(In my time... there'll be no one else...)"
elan_einlhander (23:14:56): "...Is someone there?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:56): *keeps climbing*
elan_einlhander (23:15:24): Are we gonna have sex
elan_einlhander (23:15:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:15:31): Nope, guess not.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:38): Did you leave the transmitter in after you got tortured?
elan_einlhander (23:15:56): No, I pried it out with the pill.
elan_einlhander (23:16:01): With my fork
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:03): That's what I did in my first file, too.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:13): If you leave it in you get a hilarious cinematic with EVA.
elan_einlhander (23:16:21): Aw
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:31): There's PLENTY of awesome things you missed... trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:38): Just do them the second time through, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:43): It goes a lot faster the second time.
elan_einlhander (23:16:49): I dunno if I'll be able to play through again.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:03): You mean, Koree might want his system back?
elan_einlhander (23:17:15): Yeah, he's getting impatient.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:34): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:44): You should come over HERE and play it. :D
elan_einlhander (23:17:57): I'm gonna get a slim PS2 for my b-day, so I can just wait.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:01): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:18:02): Well, I hope I am
elan_einlhander (23:18:36): Man, I don't wanna go back to Graznij Grad.
elan_einlhander (23:18:39): Or whatever.
elan_einlhander (23:19:36): WAIT
elan_einlhander (23:19:37): I WONDER
elan_einlhander (23:19:38): A MI
elan_einlhander (23:19:39): AM I
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:48): O.o
elan_einlhander (23:20:02): Snake, I wonder if he's Big Boss?
elan_einlhander (23:20:05): Don't tell me if I'm right
elan_einlhander (23:20:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:20:08): Just speculating
elan_einlhander (23:20:10): That eye patch
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:15): Speculate away, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:29): David reveals nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:34): Except hints, if you want them. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:38): Because that would be the only way this would all really make sense.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:42): Like where to get the sweet, sweet Sneaking Suit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:23): Sneaking Suit camo = black version of The Boss's armour.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:28): Halves all damage.
elan_einlhander (23:21:31): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:32): And lowers chance of injury.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:46): It's in the locker room where you hid Raikov.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:57): When you go back to destroy the Shagohod.
elan_einlhander (23:22:00): Right
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:18): The best camo ever is the Cold War camo.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:31): It has the Russian flag painted on the front, and the US flag painted on the back.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:39): When you're facing enemies, they can't attack you, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:45): But when you turn away, they shoot like crazy.
elan_einlhander (23:22:50): Clever
elan_einlhander (23:22:51): Lool
elan_einlhander (23:22:52): Lol*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:00): They just look at you and go, "Damn!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:19): And then you tranq them all while they're just staring at you like a deer into headlights.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:07): The Zombie face-paint is when you paint your face black and paint a skull over it, like the Punisher's symbol, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:19): I wear that and the Naked camo when I'm gonna tear some people apart.
elan_einlhander (23:24:21): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:34): But when I got the Sneaking Suit, I just wear that + the kabuki mask.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:41): So I look like some crazy goth freak, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:58): Do I have to find the Sneaking Suit?
elan_einlhander (23:25:02): Or do I earn it?
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:06): You have to find it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:15): Like I said, in the locker room, in the same locker you put Raikov in.
elan_einlhander (23:25:37): Oh, duh
elan_einlhander (23:25:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:51): ~has almost all of the camos and face-paints~
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:54): ~is missing one camo~ ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:20): I'm missing the Moss camo, which allows you to regain stamina by standing in the sunlight, and gives you 100% camo index in the grass.
elan_einlhander (23:26:28): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:34): Making you a GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:48): The enemy could TRIP over you and be like, "Damn mysterious piles of grass!"
elan_einlhander (23:27:11): Lol, I actually like hitting the wrong spot with my tranq gun.
elan_einlhander (23:27:15): I do it to all the guys in the room.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:20): Yeah, so do I. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:20): And they go "Hm, must be imagining things."
elan_einlhander (23:27:25): And I watch them all fall like dominoes.
elan_einlhander (23:27:29): Freaking out at their comrades.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:35): I hide under stuff and shoot them in the feet; they never catch on, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:42): Like, under a truck or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:05): Lol, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:43): The only thing better than the tranq gun is the Mosin, which is The End's gun.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:50): Sniper rifle that shoots tranqs, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:04): I like the sniper rifles in this game better.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:07): And it has more zoom than the SDV.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:35): You know that scene where you and EVA are looking down the mountain-side at Groznij Grad, or whatever?
elan_einlhander (23:29:42): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:56): Well, after she left, I sat there and sniped everyone in the parking lots, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:59): FROM the mountain.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:03): With the Mosin.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:16): Which, by itself, shows the level of detail in the game.
elan_einlhander (23:30:21): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:22): Being as there were soldiers walking around, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:31): I alerted them by accident, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:36): I didn't think that area was part of it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:41): Yeah, that sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:54): When you're in one part of the complex, and guys come running in from the OTHER part of the complex.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:59): Apparently, some woman gave birth to a 17lb baby.
elan_einlhander (23:32:06): Dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:10): And this somehow ends up in my personalized "Health news."
elan_einlhander (23:32:21): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:21): "...Got any news for me today, Yahoo! ?"
elan_einlhander (23:32:22): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:29): "Some woman gave birth to a HUUUGE BABY! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:34): These are the articles:
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:44): CDC Recommends HIV Drugs for All Exposed
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:52): Mouse Experiment Offers Alzheimer's Hope
elan_einlhander (23:32:54): All Exposed?
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:02): Rogue Proteins Found in Unexpected Organs
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:10): EU to Start Taking Obesity Seriously
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:16): Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:36): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:59): And in my "KidsHealth" newsletter, there's one called "Precocious Puberty," lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:10): Yay
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:24): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:34:26): Fucking Dog.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:36): Apparently, it's about some kids reaching puberty by age 7.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:45): Says a seven year old boy could have facial hair and a deep voice, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:53): Poor guy
elan_einlhander (23:35:11): *Sees a little kid with a huge penis*
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:15): *deep voice* "Fuck Pokemon. Gimme a pussy."
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:19): I was gonna say that, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:24): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:35:26): Nice, David.
elan_einlhander (23:35:33): Pussy > Pokemon
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:51): In boys, look for these signs before 9 years of age:
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:56): enlargement of the testicles or penis
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:04): pubic, underarm, or facial hair development
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:07): deepening of the voice
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:07): acne
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:11): "mature" body odor
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:28): "Fuck, Jimmy. You stink like shit."
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:42): *deep voice* "AND I have a giant penis, so what?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:54): "Well I may stink, but so does my GIANT penis."
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:06): "It's called puberty. Reach it."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:13): "...But I'm 6... and so are you."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:22): Rofl. A 6 year old at puberty.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:25): That'd be priceless.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:49): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:08): HealthDay newsletter, article #3: Health Tip: Why You Shouldn't Start Smoking
elan_einlhander (23:38:30): Oh shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:00): ~goes to get some food~
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:17): ~aftering checking out Newgrounds, eBaum's, and Homestar~
elan_einlhander (23:39:25): Uh, kay.
elan_einlhander (23:39:28): Hurry back now dear.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:43): A NEW TEEN GIRL SQUAD?
elan_einlhander (23:40:52): Oh my.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:43): ROFL. Tompkins stole Road Rash for Sega Genesis.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:52): And So-and-So got twelve-sided-died.
elan_einlhander (23:45:54): I had my first official driving experience today.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:08): With who?
elan_einlhander (23:46:17): My mother, we went out for lunch?
elan_einlhander (23:46:20): Yes, went out for lunch.
elan_einlhander (23:46:22): And Doug drove.
elan_einlhander (23:46:23): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:47:19): My mom's a spaz.
elan_einlhander (23:47:28): I was pulling up behind a white car, I was about 40 feet away.
elan_einlhander (23:47:37): She's like "Stop, stop stop stop sTOP STOP STOP"
elan_einlhander (23:47:43): ".... I SEE THE GOD DAMN CAR, STOP THAT."
elan_einlhander (23:47:54): She figures I don't SEE the stationary object.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:23): ~back with food, catches up~
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:36): Damn, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:44): I could not even drive STRAIGHT on my first time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:48): I must be a retard, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:55): I did great, save for some jerking with the brake pedal.
elan_einlhander (23:52:04): Like I'll slow down, slower slower but at the last second sort of jerk.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:05): I always jerked with the gas pedal, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:52:12): I didn't realize you used the same foot.
elan_einlhander (23:53:19): But yeah, I got from my house to Coach's.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:31): That's crazy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:35): On Cedar, I assume?
elan_einlhander (23:53:42): For real, she had me go down MLK on my first time out.
elan_einlhander (23:53:47): She waits too long to tell me WHERE I'm headed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:52): God damn, I would've KILLED myself on MLK.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:11): Me and my dad went onto some old country road off of the highway.
elan_einlhander (23:54:24): Yeah, that's what I said
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:27): Where I drove in slow, slow circles up and down the road, and drove into a ditch several times.
elan_einlhander (23:54:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:54:46): I realize now where road rage comes form.
elan_einlhander (23:54:48): from*
elan_einlhander (23:54:58): I stopped for a whole three seconds at a light.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:59): Doug has every other kind of rage, so why not road rage?
elan_einlhander (23:55:01): Guy behind me honks.
elan_einlhander (23:55:05): I'm like "You son of a bitch"
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:55:21): But now that I have TASTED the road
elan_einlhander (23:55:22): I demand MORE
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:53): David's had enough.
elan_einlhander (23:56:16): I have a paranoia of the speed-o-meter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:30): I keep looking down at it.
elan_einlhander (23:56:34): But then quickly back at the road.
elan_einlhander (23:56:49): "34....34.....35.....36! GOING OVER SPEED LIMIT"
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:03): ~laughs, but then gets a better mental image and laughs harder~'
elan_einlhander (23:57:13): Good times.
elan_einlhander (23:57:40): Or
elan_einlhander (23:57:43): ~Laughs.~
elan_einlhander (23:57:44): :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:50): I played DDR
elan_einlhander (23:58:51): WAIT
elan_einlhander (23:58:54): DON'T FREAK
elan_einlhander (23:58:56): I used a controller
elan_einlhander (23:58:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:01): Thank God, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:03): I know
elan_einlhander (23:59:09): I watched Highlander do it with the pad.
elan_einlhander (23:59:13): Words can't begin to describe.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:22): Doug's lungs couldn't handle it.
elan_einlhander (23:59:40): He... broke the pad.
elan_einlhander (23:59:42): ....
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:44): He did?
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:45): Wow.
elan_einlhander (23:59:54): Think about how powerful DDR pads need to be made.
elan_einlhander (23:59:57): To support DANCING.

1-21-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:00): He BROKE it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:09): Was it his first time using it?
elan_einlhander (0:00:13): No
elan_einlhander (0:00:18): It's "broken in" so to speak.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:47): So seems weird that it would break, then.
elan_einlhander (0:00:52): Right.
elan_einlhander (0:00:55): But I was there, it's busted.
elan_einlhander (0:01:00): He did the hardest song, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:01): He musta been showing off, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:04): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:01:55): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:18): Thanks, lol. I have no idea why I was still using the cactuar-pimp-hat avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:27): It isn't as funny when it isn't in motion.
elan_einlhander (0:02:35): The weather's finally getting a little warmer.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:42): For now.
elan_einlhander (0:02:56): You should swing by tomorrow, I should be done with MGS3 by then.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:16): Do you have work?
elan_einlhander (0:03:40): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:16): ~wishes he could get a ride home~ ~_~ I'll say that I'll be there around noon, AGAIN, but I don't even trust MYSELF. ~_~ I'll get up at 8... should be done getting ready by 9, so I could be there are ten... So, better yet, I'll get up at TEN.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:26): And then I shall leave you a message of my departure.
elan_einlhander (0:05:33): If I'm asleep, wake me UP.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:40): Okie dokie.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:58): Or I could just steal more of your delicious,delicious Oreos.
elan_einlhander (0:06:04): *ate them all*
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:08): Lol. Minus 3.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:28): I was gonna leave "VT WUZ HEER," but the game pretty much explained that.
elan_einlhander (0:06:33): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:38): Unless Doug thought that the MGS fairy had come into his house.
elan_einlhander (0:06:42): *shoulda spelled it out in Oreos*
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:50): That woulda be 1337.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:17): ~scored a hit in Budokai for 1,337 damage~
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:24): I was like, "I should get a prize for that."
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:01): Oh
elan_einlhander (0:08:06): I did the fusion dance with The Highlande.r
elan_einlhander (0:08:08): Highlander*
elan_einlhander (0:08:10): JUst so you know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:13): Nice.
elan_einlhander (0:08:19): We were practicing at work, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:26): But you're not as strong as him.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:37): Your power levels differ GREATLY.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:56): Lol, our boss was talking to someone else.
elan_einlhander (0:09:01): So we stood slightly away from her, practicing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:00): I FLASHED HIM SOME BACKLIT, YO!!
elan_einlhander (0:10:05): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:29): Lol, funny wannabe-RPer newbies.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:39): (@#athabascor) Shamarah tells you 'Sir, yes I understand, it is certainly a mixture of a lot of things... with much thanx...*low bow*'
elan_einlhander (0:11:42): 'thanx'
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:12:21): He tried damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:02): ~thinking about Kayla~ Damn, crazy ass bitch. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:36): ~assumed that she would download Yahoo! and try to contact him, completely neglecting the fact that she had YOUR screen name~
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:40): ~SAVED, which is scary~
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:50): ~since no one could just REMEMBER your screen name, lol~
elan_einlhander (0:14:57): Oh, I found out why she didn't e-mail you.
elan_einlhander (0:15:02): 'Cause her e-mail is supposedly busted.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:07): O.o;; Are you talking to her now?
elan_einlhander (0:15:09): *Spy*
elan_einlhander (0:15:17): No no, this was from earlier.
elan_einlhander (0:15:29): I said "If you care so much, why not e-mail him?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:41): Her e-mail was busted, but then started working again, so I guess it stopped working again.
elan_einlhander (0:16:04): Oh welllllll
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:56): How many times have you spoken to her? Like, does she come on Yahoo! regularly? ~wondering how long it will take her to figure out his screen name~
elan_einlhander (0:17:12): Yes, she does.
elan_einlhander (0:17:15): About three days now.
elan_einlhander (0:17:18): This being the third.
elan_einlhander (0:17:35): David's panicked.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:51): Three days... today being the third. Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday... meaning she downloaded Yahoo! after ONE day of me not being around AIM or MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:56): WAIT.
elan_einlhander (0:18:04): She didn't download Yahoo.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:04): This is the first time I've been on Yahoo! since then.
elan_einlhander (0:18:08): She's using "Easy Messenger"
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:09): Maybe she DOES have my screen name...
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:31): o.o;;
elan_einlhander (0:18:37): DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:39): She isn't on now, right?
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:40): RIGHT?!
elan_einlhander (0:18:41): She is
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:42): >_>
elan_einlhander (0:18:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:44): <_<
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:49): Oh, then I'm fine. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:43): ~wonders what she'll have to say when he inevitably redownloads AIM and MSN, which he was intended to put off for another week but since she seems to be going all crazy he might as well do it this weekend~
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:10): ~but shuts up about it to YOU either way, since you probably get enough of this kind of talk coming from HER~
elan_einlhander (0:20:30): So ironic, you're both spazzing about each other.
elan_einlhander (0:20:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:40): So very ironic.
elan_einlhander (0:22:05): Lol, I love this episode of Sealab
elan_einlhander (0:22:09): Simply for the respect knuckles.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:23:07): "No high five.... respect knuckles."
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:29): My dad, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:48): To put your fears at rest.
elan_einlhander (0:25:50): She went to bed.
elan_einlhander (0:25:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:08): I wasn't really worried about it, lol. I was just messin' around.
elan_einlhander (0:26:10): From the past few days, I realized that I could be the greatest con-man of all time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:26): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:26:28): Humanity should be really glad I've decided NOT to resort to evil.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:29): Because you're smart.
elan_einlhander (0:26:36): Seriously, I'd be a great liar, I could decieve ANYONE.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:40): Really smart. You have what people call "superior intellect."
elan_einlhander (0:26:51): Yup, that's what they call it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:00): I first started thinking about that when I watched the movie Hackers for the third time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:09): They say that Hackers are dangerous people with "superior intellect."
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:19): I was like, "Man, I could be a dangerous people with superior intellect."
elan_einlhander (0:27:20): Sounds like us, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:28): Well put.
elan_einlhander (0:28:25): My mom, asking if there's any girl I liked at work.
elan_einlhander (0:28:32): Like fifteen people ran through my head.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:38): I was like wow, that's pathetic.
elan_einlhander (0:28:49): But then I realized I just wanted to have sex with them, so it's okay.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:50): I think I fall temporarely in love with 90% of the girls I see.
elan_einlhander (0:28:55): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (0:29:00): Glad to know I'm not the only one, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:29:06): Then I realize it's just BECAUSE she's a girl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:06): And it lasts until I look away, lol.l
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:10): YEP.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:12): Well put, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:24): I like nothing about this person except that she is of the female gender.
elan_einlhander (0:29:32): Precisely.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:34): Usually I like something about them fashion wise.
elan_einlhander (0:29:39): She has perks, and faults.
elan_einlhander (0:29:51): GET IT, PERKS
elan_einlhander (0:29:53): HAHAHAHAHHA
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:02): Infinitely more faults than perks if you REALLY think about it.
elan_einlhander (0:30:06): Duh
elan_einlhander (0:30:06): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:09): But, at the moment, you don't REALLY think about it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:30:20): You're like "MMM, GIRL. *DROOL"
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:36): Every time I think I have a crush on some girl, I just think about how girls ACT once you know them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:40): And I'm fine, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:31:27): I was trying to explain to Heather how girls are so much more infinitely stupid than men.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:31:56): And she at first sort of agreed, but then said some guys are really stupid, and started talking about how she couldn't figure out why her retarded boyfriend broke up with her.
elan_einlhander (0:32:04): Like, she'd ask, and she couldn't figure out why he REALLY did.
elan_einlhander (0:32:08): And I literally shouted "BAM"
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:11): Do NOT get me even started.
elan_einlhander (0:32:22): I told her, how it's HER fault for that.
elan_einlhander (0:32:33): She refused to take his LITERAL meaning and blew it WAY out of proportion.
elan_einlhander (0:32:37): Proving my theory SO bad.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:39): Stephanie Cheetham just broke up with HER boyfriend, and it makes me want to STAB her.
elan_einlhander (0:32:52): Guys break up with girls for VERY basic reasons.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:53): Because David has extreme STABBING issues when it comes to things like that.
elan_einlhander (0:33:03): "Bored with her. Sexual interest gone. She's annoying"
elan_einlhander (0:33:15): It can usually be broken down into those three simple categories.
elan_einlhander (0:33:26): Stupid being in there, actually.
elan_einlhander (0:33:33): Unless you'd count stupid and anoying as the same.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:54): ~can hardly hear you, now, thinking about stabbing Stephanie~
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:01): >_O
elan_einlhander (0:34:02): Like, there's all KINDS of things I could say about Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (0:34:05): But quite simply.
elan_einlhander (0:34:15): She's stupid, and annoying, and has no sexual desire from me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:21): So shizzam.
elan_einlhander (0:34:23): Nice and simple.
elan_einlhander (0:34:28): Girl's point of view would be all deep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:33): Lynnette has a new boyfriend now.
elan_einlhander (0:34:35): Never realizing-
elan_einlhander (0:34:36): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:37): I want to stab them both.
elan_einlhander (0:34:40): I hope it's that guy
elan_einlhander (0:34:43): With the ponytail
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:47): It isn't, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:49): I met that guy, he was such a fag.
elan_einlhander (0:34:49): Aw
elan_einlhander (0:34:53): Minus one for Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:35:06): I should drop him secret hints, like Deepthroat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:08): ~wants to stab almost every couple he sees~
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:10): YES.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:14): That would be hilarious.
elan_einlhander (0:35:16): I might actually do that.
elan_einlhander (0:35:19): But in notes or something.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:24): But you'd never meet him.
elan_einlhander (0:35:28): Type them, sign them in cursive "Deepthroat"
elan_einlhander (0:35:29): Never
elan_einlhander (0:35:30): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:35): That'd be hilarious.
elan_einlhander (0:35:44): Does the guy go to Everett?
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:28): I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:32): He eats lunch with her.
elan_einlhander (0:36:33): Then perhaps I will.
elan_einlhander (0:36:40): Muha.... muhahaha..... MUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:42): He looks like a fag, though.
elan_einlhander (0:36:46): I'll bet.
elan_einlhander (0:36:49): I mean look at her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:51): No more faggish than you or I probably look to other people, of course.
elan_einlhander (0:36:53): She's not the catch of the day.
elan_einlhander (0:36:54): True
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:56): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:59): Well put, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:03): Way to hate on your ex-girlfriend.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:08): She looks better than Ericka, though.
elan_einlhander (0:37:12): There's a reason she's an ex, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:31): Ericka looked almost exactly like my little brother.
elan_einlhander (0:37:31): I find it hilarious how people ALWAYS ask me why we broke up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:35): Were he incarnated as a woman.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:37:37): There should NEVER be a reason to ask someone that.
elan_einlhander (0:37:40): THINK ABOUT IT
elan_einlhander (0:37:45): Why would people break up.
elan_einlhander (0:37:48): "I DON'T LIKE HER?"
elan_einlhander (0:37:50): "MAYBE?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:53): Yeah, lol. The answers are the same every time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:56): There's no reason to ask.
elan_einlhander (0:38:02): Yet everyone insists on it.
elan_einlhander (0:38:09): Fucking idiots.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:15): And even if the answers differ SLIGHTLY.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:23): It's still stupid to ask.
elan_einlhander (0:38:24): It's the same concept.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:25): And pointless.
elan_einlhander (0:38:46): I'm also sick of people asking me to explain things that are.... obvious.
elan_einlhander (0:38:51): Like, saying someone is crazy for instance.
elan_einlhander (0:38:55): "How is he crazy?"
elan_einlhander (0:39:03): "He's... a loose-cannon? Does crazy stuff?
elan_einlhander (0:39:06): "Well, like what?"
elan_einlhander (0:39:14): "CRAZY STUFF, USE YOUR IMAGINATION."
elan_einlhander (0:39:24): As though they need EXAMPLES to believe me.
elan_einlhander (0:39:28): *Talking about you, btw*
elan_einlhander (0:39:30): *lol*
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:40:25): It scares me how badly I want to hurt Heather.
elan_einlhander (0:40:26): Honestly.
elan_einlhander (0:40:43): She's going out with this guy she never shuts up about, he smokes, he drinks, quite heavily."
elan_einlhander (0:40:51): She has issues with it, but still goes out with him.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:58): Like me and Ericka, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:03): Precisely.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:08): ~kill Ericka~
elan_einlhander (0:41:08): Think how pissed you are at yourself.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:19): ~and her~
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:20): Now think if you met someone irl doing the same thing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:25): I'd stab them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:29): AND their boyfriend.
elan_einlhander (0:41:33): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:41): And anyone who might even be around. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:59): People :"You should go clubbin' with people, or go party."
elan_einlhander (0:42:04): "Why..?"
elan_einlhander (0:42:06): "It's fun!"
elan_einlhander (0:42:08): "Explain how."
elan_einlhander (0:42:16): "I dunno, you can drink."
elan_einlhander (0:42:19): "I... I don't drink."
elan_einlhander (0:42:21): "Why not?"
elan_einlhander (0:42:24): "Are you.. kidding?"
elan_einlhander (0:42:32): I got asked that.
elan_einlhander (0:42:35): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:17): It's a good thing that David is SLIGHTLY less crazy than even HE gives himself credit for.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:22): Else a lot of people would be stabbed.
elan_einlhander (0:43:31): With broken glass bottles.
elan_einlhander (0:43:41): Lol, I remember when I was actually a bagger.
elan_einlhander (0:43:55): Thinking about shattering the glass botle of vodka, and killing the purchaser with it.
elan_einlhander (0:43:58): bottle*
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:07): Koree gave me a better idea, though.
elan_einlhander (0:44:16): *intruiged*
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:18): I was contemplating out loud the various methods I could use to KILL Ericka.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:33): And he suggested, or made a suggestion that led me to this conclusion:
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:53): Don't KILL her. Instead, come out of nowhere wearing a mask and hit her in the back of the leg with a metal baseball bat, and then keep running.
elan_einlhander (0:45:05): *Busted out laughing irl*
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:23): Then, when she's in pain AND simultaneously all weirded out, she'll go tell her friends about it and stuff, and they'll all say, "Man, that's weird!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:25): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:31): The next day, do the EXACT same thing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:34): For a WEEK.
elan_einlhander (0:45:43): That's so awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:01): The second day she'd be like, "GOD, what are the chances of THAT happening two days in a row?!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:10): And by day seven she'd probably be afraid to even go outside, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:16): So afraid.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:26): Afraid of the crazy, running baseball-bat guy
elan_einlhander (0:46:35): That's another thing I have frightening control over.
elan_einlhander (0:46:39): Instilling raw fear in people.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:48): Did I tell you about my Doug costume?
elan_einlhander (0:47:01): I freak people out when I just look at them, imagine if I put forth some effort.
elan_einlhander (0:47:04): No, you didn't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:24): I wore black jeans, a black coat, and a black shirt to school yesterday.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:31): I called it my "Doug costume."
elan_einlhander (0:47:33): ...Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:38): And people were even MORE afraid of me, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:47:40): You shoulda tied your hair back, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:46): And I felt like the black allowed me to channel evil. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:47:50): And ate like fifteen pigs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:55): You must always feel evil.
elan_einlhander (0:47:58): I do.
elan_einlhander (0:48:01): Imagine if you wore black gloves.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:06): I was laughing maniacally for no reason whatsoever.
elan_einlhander (0:48:13): Stretching out your hands, balled fists.
elan_einlhander (0:48:15): Looking at them
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:16): And not even PRETENDING to laugh maniacally, but I could FEEL it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:26): Walking, seeing your reflection.
elan_einlhander (0:48:31): Walking slower becaue of it.
elan_einlhander (0:48:34): Doug knows, Doug knows.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:37): He does.
elan_einlhander (0:49:01): Highlandra loves my coat, btw, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:05): And, as long as we're jumping from topic to topic at an entirely alarming rate, Broly is a THUG.
elan_einlhander (0:49:16): Broly smashed my ass.
elan_einlhander (0:49:26): KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
elan_einlhander (0:49:34): "I'm... I'm not actually *SQUISH* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:37): I beat Broly first time with SOME difficulty, and beat Omega Shenron in one attack, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:48): ...One attack?
elan_einlhander (0:49:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:50): One attack.
elan_einlhander (0:49:54): That doesn't make sense.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:02): 100x Big Bang Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (0:50:03): I used Big Bang Kamehameha on him and he didn't die
elan_einlhander (0:50:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:50:04): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:50:05): That
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:05): It was my first attack.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:08): It was my last attack.
elan_einlhander (0:50:14): Oh, what's your difficulty?
elan_einlhander (0:50:17): It affects their health
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:21): Medium.
elan_einlhander (0:50:22): *was on hard*
elan_einlhander (0:50:23): Oh
elan_einlhander (0:50:25): Well there we go
elan_einlhander (0:50:29): Mine didn't kill him
elan_einlhander (0:50:35): Did like four bars of health, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:38): Plus, I had levelled up my energy attacks, which I'm sure made SOME difference.
elan_einlhander (0:50:47): *had maxed arts*
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:50): SSJ 4 GOGETA IS RIDICULOUS!!!!
elan_einlhander (0:50:54): He is
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:55): REE
elan_einlhander (0:50:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:56): DICK
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:58): YOU
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:59): LESS.
elan_einlhander (0:51:11): Have you used the actual fusion?
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:18): I got him for Vegeta before I even did the Shenron fight.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:20): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:24): I got it from the shop.
elan_einlhander (0:51:26): It's crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:33): Not only is he the coolest LOOKING character.
elan_einlhander (0:51:34): Still got SSJ4 and Galick gun.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:40): But he is RIDICULOUSLY powerful.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:46): Oh, you still have galick gun?!
elan_einlhander (0:51:56): 100XBig Bang Kamehameha does about 3600 damage.
elan_einlhander (0:52:02): Well, Goku still has Kamehameha
elan_einlhander (0:52:05): I mean, before you fuse
elan_einlhander (0:52:13): Since fusion takes up the whole move tray
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:29): I noticed that I could go SSJ4, but I didn't notice that I still had the Galick Gun. Yeah, the normal Big Bang Kamehameha does about 1700 damage by itself. Yeah, that's what I meant.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:42): He's so sparkly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:45): I love the sparkles.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:48): And his hair is RED.
elan_einlhander (0:52:48): Red hair
elan_einlhander (0:52:50): Red fucking hair
elan_einlhander (0:52:54): Not sorta red
elan_einlhander (0:52:55): RED
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:59): Like blood.
elan_einlhander (0:53:12): His ultimate move is even sweeter, because of how they did it.
elan_einlhander (0:53:17): The enemy hitting you, no effect.
elan_einlhander (0:53:22): And I LOVE HOW THEY SAY IT
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:23): SSJ4 Gogeta is a thug. And there's no stopping his transformation either.
elan_einlhander (0:53:35): "BIG BANG.... KAME...HAME...HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (0:53:40): Close up on his face.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:52): I love how, even if the defense wins, it doesn't change the fact that they get blown away, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:57): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:05): He just compliments them afterwards.
elan_einlhander (0:54:22): The enemy is usually too freaked out to block it anyway, I'm noticing, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:28): I used Gogeta against Highlander.
elan_einlhander (0:54:31): And I guess he never used him.
elan_einlhander (0:54:39): He was like "ONE HUNDRED TIMES??!@?"
elan_einlhander (0:54:43): I'm like "AHAHAHHAA"
elan_einlhander (0:54:46): I was yelling so loud, lol
elan_einlhander (0:54:50): He DROPPED his CONTROLLER
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:51): But, Legendary SSJ Broly is... a beast.
elan_einlhander (0:55:01): And his girlfriend just went "Woah..."
elan_einlhander (0:55:08): The woah was actually the best part.
elan_einlhander (0:55:19): It was like someone actually watching two Z-warriors going at it.
elan_einlhander (0:55:22): 'Cause we were intense.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:26): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:32): "We did."
elan_einlhander (0:55:37): Like when you and I play SSBM.
elan_einlhander (0:55:45): 'Cept flashier to watch for bystanders.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:53): Yeah, it really is. That game is a masterpiece.
elan_einlhander (0:56:09): Oh, when you come by tomorrow, any chance of you bringing the memory card?
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:12): Except that I don't want to go through all of the boring plots again looking for secret characters. ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:21): I probably could.
elan_einlhander (0:56:26): If you can, please do.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:33): You wanna copy my data?
elan_einlhander (0:56:35): I'm gonna copy the DBZ data, since mine is still corrupted.
elan_einlhander (0:56:39): Yeah, I figure I've earned it.
elan_einlhander (0:56:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:42): ~nods
elan_einlhander (0:56:43): I won't feel guilty.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:46): Not like my gay brother.
elan_einlhander (0:56:50): Yeah -_-
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:57): He was like, "I'm gonna play your MGS3 file."
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:05): I was like, "NO, NO, no, no-nono..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:29): "You make your OWN damn MGS3 file. You find your OWN damn camoflauge. You get your OWN damn secret items."
elan_einlhander (0:57:46): Yeah, like those faggots that used to come over and ask me if they could play on my files.
elan_einlhander (0:57:59): And of course, I dunno if David knows this, but that always itching fear that they'll save.
elan_einlhander (0:58:02): "I won't save. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:13): Well, John is an avid gamer, even if he's gay.
elan_einlhander (0:58:17): "Kid, I save as a REFLEX, I doubt you'd even notice after a while."
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:19): So I don't worry about him saving over my files.
elan_einlhander (0:58:28): I would save over someone's file, if it was the only one, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:32): Simply because I save as a reflex.
elan_einlhander (0:58:36): So if I don't have my OWN file.
elan_einlhander (0:58:40): I'll save over the one I'm using.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:47): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:58:52): LIKE MY SA FILE
elan_einlhander (0:58:52): OMG
elan_einlhander (0:58:54): *CRIES*
elan_einlhander (0:59:04): The only time I honestly had a child by the throat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:20): Speaking of MGS3, I can't even get the first-place rank on the FIRST Snake vs Monkey level. Sonic Adventure?
elan_einlhander (0:59:28): SA2, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:59:33): My 175 hour file.
elan_einlhander (0:59:36): Kid saving over it.
elan_einlhander (0:59:50): Had a hand around his throat, I twitched and my hand was just... there.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:00:06): Good thing I snapped back into reality.
elan_einlhander (1:00:08): He was small, frail
elan_einlhander (1:00:12): Pressure would have killed him
elan_einlhander (1:00:15): Snapped his little neck
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:19): That woulda been funny.
elan_einlhander (1:00:22): It would, actually
elan_einlhander (1:00:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:25): Doug kills a little kid over SA2.
elan_einlhander (1:00:31): 175 hours, David
elan_einlhander (1:00:39): Have you ever spent even remotely that long on a game?
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:43): Doug kills a kid in 45 seconds over a 175 hour game file.
elan_einlhander (1:00:50): AND STILL NOT FINISHED
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:52): ~assumes he spent about that long on Tactics~
elan_einlhander (1:01:01): My fnal time, 181 hours.
elan_einlhander (1:01:05): final*
elan_einlhander (1:01:07): I barely believed it.
elan_einlhander (1:01:11): It didn't seem like much
elan_einlhander (1:01:13): Then I broke it down
elan_einlhander (1:01:20): WAit.... one HUNDRED eighty one hours.:
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:26): Which is ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (1:01:26): That's THREE digits, not two.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:35): 180 hours / 24
elan_einlhander (1:01:54): That's a solid week
elan_einlhander (1:01:55): And then some
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:57): 7 and a half days.
elan_einlhander (1:02:01): Yup
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:11): More than a week of your life gone, and not "The game took me a week to beat."
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:21): But seven FULL days of actually sitting in front of the game, playing it.
elan_einlhander (1:02:28): No breaks
elan_einlhander (1:02:29): ever
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:40): So, really, a whole week of your life gone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:56): And there are about 55 or so weeks in a year.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:10): So 1/55th of your year, gone... to a game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:23): That's a pretty large portion of your life for ONE game.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:09): 52 weeks.
elan_einlhander (1:09:41): I'm getting sick and I know it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:52): Cold?
elan_einlhander (1:10:06): Woke up yesterday with a really stuffy nose.
elan_einlhander (1:10:12): Woke up today with a stuffy nose and a sore throat.
elan_einlhander (1:10:17): I know it's coming
elan_einlhander (1:10:19): I'm no fool.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:55): Speak to Cameron any more?
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:03): Yep. Why?
elan_einlhander (1:12:21): He's bein sorta faggish on the boards, was wondering if he had something up his ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:38): Doesn't seem like it to me. How faggish?
elan_einlhander (1:12:58): Meh, chotto faggish.
elan_einlhander (1:19:30): "keep senior citizens out of poverty."
elan_einlhander (1:19:47): *has never seen an impoverished senior citizen, come to think of it*
elan_einlhander (1:25:00): Lol, Daily Show
elan_einlhander (1:25:54): D-David?
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:33): Wow, I wasn't getting paged.
elan_einlhander (1:28:39): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:54): :D
elan_einlhander (1:29:04): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:08): :(
elan_einlhander (1:31:33): ....LOL
elan_einlhander (1:31:38): I KNOW WHAT VT FELT LIKE NOW
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:43): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (1:31:48): I went into social, got mail.
elan_einlhander (1:31:50): So I came back out
elan_einlhander (1:31:52): [Mail][SAFE]<2051hp 2596sp 1502st> You receive an orb of Vandemaar in the mail, sent by Duende on Fri Jan 21 00:31:07 2005. You receive 1 piece of mail.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:00): Excellent.
elan_einlhander (1:32:06): Awesome David, so awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:08): God knows why.
elan_einlhander (1:32:20): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (1:32:55): *can see Duende, rummaging through the Immortal warehouse.*
elan_einlhander (1:32:59): "What am I gonna do with THIS?"
elan_einlhander (1:33:08): *scrolls down who list, randomly moving his finger*
elan_einlhander (1:33:11): "That guy."
elan_einlhander (1:33:13): *mails*
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:21): It was Sylvaer that mailed me.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:33): So it isn't even the same guy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:37): Maybe they have some policy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:40): For rewarding... something.
elan_einlhander (1:33:49): Being... awesome?
elan_einlhander (1:33:52): I mean, we ARE pretty awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:34:04): Or maybe
elan_einlhander (1:34:12): It was because of VT's brief presence in Elan's body.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:27): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:34:49): "Elan suddenly smells like sheer rock..."
elan_einlhander (1:38:39): God my aim is sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:53): ?
elan_einlhander (1:39:05): In MGS3.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:12): Ah.
elan_einlhander (1:39:12): Picking people off from crazy distances.
elan_einlhander (1:39:14): With a single shot.
elan_einlhander (1:39:21): No sniper rifle either.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:23): ~nods~ Sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:41:13): I hate when the gun doesn't fire.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:27): Yeah, I noticed that too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:31): Because of the damn pressure controls.
elan_einlhander (1:41:38): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:41:47): There's not THAT much pressure involved with PS2 buttons.
elan_einlhander (1:41:48): So it's weird.
elan_einlhander (1:42:46): God I hate this dumb-ass drug commercial/s.
elan_einlhander (1:49:22): I can't seem to figure out how to get back into Graznij Grad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:35): The front door?
elan_einlhander (1:49:50): You'd think it'd be that simple.
elan_einlhander (1:49:53): I can't seem to find it.
elan_einlhander (1:53:17): Oh god, that was so sweet, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:43): I stood there with my pistol, aiming it at the stairs, put it at just the right height, so that each scientist running down the stairs got a bullet in his neck.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:42): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:55:10): God this game is so much more violent than the others, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:55:19): I slammed a scientist down, knocking him out cold.
elan_einlhander (1:55:22): I started walking away
elan_einlhander (1:55:25): But then turned around
elan_einlhander (1:55:34): Pulled out my AK, and filled his skull with lead.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:56): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:56:34): And of course, I interrogate scientists, never intending to let them leave.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:00): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:57:34): *found the sneaking suit*
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:39): Get hype
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:44): Do you have the kabuki mask?
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:57): No
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:08): When I go over tomorrow, I'm gonna have to show you all of my uber-bad costumes.
elan_einlhander (1:58:19): LOL
elan_einlhander (1:58:20): HAHA
elan_einlhander (1:58:31): I grabbed a scientist, held a knife to his throat.
elan_einlhander (1:58:38): The guards start SHOOTING HIM IN THE HIP
elan_einlhander (1:58:39): OVER AND OVER
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:58:44): He's crying, struggling
elan_einlhander (1:58:50): Knife to his throat, bullets in his thigh.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:59): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:00:39): Fuck sneaking
elan_einlhander (2:00:40): Seriously
elan_einlhander (2:00:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:00:48): I mean I'll be stealthy
elan_einlhander (2:00:52): But if someone sees me, whatever
elan_einlhander (2:00:53): They all die
elan_einlhander (2:02:17): My personal negro.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:28): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:02:41): Seeing as it's 1963, I had to chuckle.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:46): You see Sigint in person at the end of the game, and he pats you on the shoulder. I was like, "Don't touch me, you're black."
elan_einlhander (2:02:53): Lol, nice.
elan_einlhander (2:08:19): God, running so low on bullets.
elan_einlhander (2:08:24): For like every gun.
elan_einlhander (2:13:52): Oops
elan_einlhander (2:13:58): I keep shooting the tanks, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:14:14): Oh, did you ever kill Ocelot?
elan_einlhander (2:14:17): Like on accident.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:11): I did it on purpose, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:14): In my first file.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:20): When he was knocked out on the ground.
elan_einlhander (2:15:28): Yeah, I blew up a barrel by him.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:31): I was like, "I won't have YOU bothering me later in the series! :D"
elan_einlhander (2:15:37): yeah, then
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:37): And proceeded to chop him up.
elan_einlhander (2:15:46): "Snake, you've created a time paradox!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:06): Yeah, lol. Colonel Campell.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:10): Campbell, that is.
elan_einlhander (2:18:48): Damn screamy-ass science nerds.
elan_einlhander (2:18:53): I used my silence so as not to make noise.
elan_einlhander (2:19:02): the bullet goes in his neck, but he squeaks.
elan_einlhander (2:19:05): "ACK"
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:22:58): Are the tanks at the four corners of the room?
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:07): Well, no.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:15): There are two in the back corners.
elan_einlhander (2:23:22): Right, I got those.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:26): And then the other two are on the platform above.
elan_einlhander (2:23:30): All right
elan_einlhander (2:29:52): That was weird.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:56): ?
elan_einlhander (2:30:08): Yahoo asking me if my password was wrong
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:35): O.o
elan_einlhander (2:32:05): God shotguns hurt.
elan_einlhander (2:33:29): I can't seem to find the last tank.
elan_einlhander (2:33:30): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:44): Is everyone dead?
elan_einlhander (2:33:58): Almost, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:06): Kill everyone, then look around. That's what I did, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:51): This is the best site I've ever made, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:07): *is covered head to toe in blood*
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:23): ~thinks it's SO much better when you're using the Naked camo~
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:27): ~and the Zombie mask~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:31): *wishes he was now*
elan_einlhander (2:39:05): Fucking pussy scienctist.
elan_einlhander (2:39:08): I was home-free too.
elan_einlhander (2:39:10): "HELP!@"
elan_einlhander (2:39:56): I hope it doesn't matter that I missed that liquid fuel tank.
elan_einlhander (2:40:02): I put the charge by it, not on it.
elan_einlhander (2:40:04): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:44): You can't put the charges on the tanks.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:49): Just put them as close as possible.
elan_einlhander (2:42:04): Ah
elan_einlhander (2:43:32): Aw, he almost touched the alarm.
elan_einlhander (2:43:39): The one guy I missed, he was trucking for the alarm.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:44:09): Picked him off with my sniper rifle, just as he layed his hand on it.
elan_einlhander (2:44:17): I enjoyed watching him jerk.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:13): Good ol' gore.
elan_einlhander (2:45:48): That's like the fifth time The Boss has schooled me.
elan_einlhander (2:45:59): Wait, no she isn't
elan_einlhander (2:46:00): No, she is
elan_einlhander (2:46:57): Lol, I find it great how in all of the MGS games, your presence is never actually secret.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:12): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:47:48): Ocelot is so cocky.
elan_einlhander (2:49:35): What the hell is with The Sorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:47): He cracks me up.
elan_einlhander (2:49:50): Me too, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:53): "...Sad..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:55): "...So sad..."
elan_einlhander (2:49:56): Floating around "Heeeeeeeeeeey buddy"
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:01): "...I am... The Sorrow..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:09): But then he said,
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:19): "Now you shall feel the sorrow of all of those that you have killed!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:25): And I was like, "Surely, you shit me."
elan_einlhander (2:50:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:15): Yaaaaay. Now time for the excrutiating process of uploading about a hundred pics onto Geocities! :D
elan_einlhander (2:52:43): Huzzah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:46): My site is almost done now, except that the links don't work, and the pages have nothing on them.
elan_einlhander (2:53:51): The Boss is so ugly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:02): And yet, The Sorrow banged her.
elan_einlhander (2:54:05): She's like fifty.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:10): But, then again, he isn't exactly the catch of the day, either.
elan_einlhander (2:54:17): Touche.
elan_einlhander (2:55:49): Oh shit, he took off his gloves.
elan_einlhander (2:55:56): Volgin, that is.
elan_einlhander (2:55:59): Now I'm worried
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:42): Dear God, why is my internet moving so slow.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:43): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:12): Or maybe it's just Yahoo!.
elan_einlhander (2:57:21): WOAH
elan_einlhander (2:57:26): HE'S GI JOE
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:59:56): Okay this sucks
elan_einlhander (2:59:57): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:00:09): Gotta figure out how to hurt this fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:27): Call your buddies.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:33): They always have helpful hints on how to beat bosses.
elan_einlhander (3:00:54): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:56): Aka, tell you their weakness like you're an infantile retard.
elan_einlhander (3:01:25): Snake, watch out for Volgin's electric shocks.
elan_einlhander (3:01:31): "No shit."
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:06): Lol, Ocelot cheering me on.
elan_einlhander (3:05:23): *can't get over those spurs*
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:48): Can you tell me if everything on this site loads for you? Everything should work dandy except for the links, some of which should open menus, but when you click the menu items, you'll just get an error.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:59): www.geocities.com/dirge_requiem_online/
elan_einlhander (3:08:51): Is it supposed to be blue?
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:59): ...No. What's blue?
elan_einlhander (3:09:52): The whole background.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:07): Thanks, lol. Lemme see what I can do about that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:22): You mean, behind EVERYTHING?
elan_einlhander (3:10:32): Except like the very top.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:51): Do you get the same problem when you reload?
elan_einlhander (3:11:39): Teag'
elan_einlhander (3:11:40): ...
elan_einlhander (3:11:41): Yeah*
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:26): Could I convince you to take a screenshot for me?
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:36): Because I don't rightly understand what you mean.
elan_einlhander (3:13:02): Actually got more fucked up.
elan_einlhander (3:13:21): My screen shot thing doesn't work, you know that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:50): Okay, so how did it get more fucked up?
elan_einlhander (3:14:27): I could swear the logo didn't look like that.
elan_einlhander (3:14:32): Does the header logo change?
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:34): The logo changes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:40): Everytime you refresh.
elan_einlhander (3:14:42): Oh, okay
elan_einlhander (3:14:47): Nevermind then, just the background
elan_einlhander (3:14:58): It could be because of my system configuration.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:14): Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me, but I should also have a counter for that, so lemme see if this works:
elan_einlhander (3:15:21): Okay
elan_einlhander (3:15:30): 'Cause my Chrono Trigger theme makes white stuff blue.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:00): http://www.geocities.com/dirge_requiem_online/main.html
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:02): How's that look?
elan_einlhander (3:16:14): There we go, it's white.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:16): I explicitly programmed it to be white that time.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:27): Okay. Last time I was just assuming that everyone's default colour was white.
elan_einlhander (3:16:35): DOUG IS USEFUL
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:38): YAY!
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:50): But anyway, is the site too painful on your eyes?
elan_einlhander (3:16:53): *beat Volgin*
elan_einlhander (3:16:57): SHAGOHAD?
elan_einlhander (3:17:04): ...actually, I'm not THAT surprised.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:05): Get hype, Doug. Now be ready to fight him again and again, Liquid Snake style.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:09): "SNAKE!"
elan_einlhander (3:17:19): HE'S SO LIQUID.
elan_einlhander (3:17:26): "IT"S NOT OVER YET SNAKE!"
elan_einlhander (3:17:30): Classic Liquid Snake.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:34): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:46): ....A MACHINE GUN
elan_einlhander (3:17:57): WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FUCKING MACHINE GUN AGAINST A TANK?
elan_einlhander (3:17:58): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:18:00): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:13): Time to put my Sneaking Suit back on
elan_einlhander (3:18:19): *was going naked to fight Volgin*
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:36): Lol. Get hype, Snake.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:39): SNAKE.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:41): SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:52): The end-game cinematic is SOOO long.
elan_einlhander (3:20:26): Oh god, lol, this is nuts.
elan_einlhander (3:20:30): He's just flipping over tanks.
elan_einlhander (3:20:36): OH GOD, MERYL
elan_einlhander (3:20:37): YOU BITCH
elan_einlhander (3:20:43): "Op, guys here, better sotp :D"
elan_einlhander (3:21:09): Ocelot
elan_einlhander (3:21:14): What the
elan_einlhander (3:21:16): hell is that
elan_einlhander (3:21:20): On his gun
elan_einlhander (3:21:34): I'm no gun buff, what did Ocelot put on his gun?
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:54): Whaddaya mean, put on- Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:10): Just a rifle butt, to help keep it steady,
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:19): Because he was gonna snipe with it.
elan_einlhander (3:24:35): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:45): Even though it was a revolver, lol. I love that scene SO much because he swings the thing at EVA so many times, and Snake is just sitting there, watching.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:50): David: "...SHOOT HIM, SNAKE!!!!"
elan_einlhander (3:24:57): Yeah, I was thinking that too.
elan_einlhander (3:25:04): SHAGOHAD ROARS
elan_einlhander (3:25:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:25:09): Metal Gear roared.
elan_einlhander (3:25:14): NO EXPLINATION
elan_einlhander (3:25:20): Otacon never even said anything
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:20): None.
elan_einlhander (3:25:27): "Oh, I made it roar, 'cause it's cool. :D"
elan_einlhander (3:25:29): Nope, nothing
elan_einlhander (3:25:50): Way to kill your troops, Volgin.
elan_einlhander (3:26:01): Lol, the Shagohad looks so pitifully crawling.
elan_einlhander (3:26:05): Pulling itself forward.
elan_einlhander (3:26:20): Uh oh, rockets time.
elan_einlhander (3:28:51): Oh shit, Ocelot got jetted.
elan_einlhander (3:28:57): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:29:00): Son of a BITCH!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:55): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:35): Black and white owns your soul.
elan_einlhander (3:34:39): PEACE OUT SHAGOHAD
elan_einlhander (3:34:57): TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS, HUH.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:35:50): W-what
elan_einlhander (3:35:59): Is that a.... Chibi Shagohad
elan_einlhander (3:36:48): AW, HE'S FINALLY LOOKING AT HER FACE.
elan_einlhander (3:36:52): *finds that touching*
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:40:47): Tactical reload pwns.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:53): It does.
elan_einlhander (3:40:56): For things like the RPG.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:58): With the RPG7.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:41:03): Lol, yeah
elan_einlhander (3:42:34): I dub thee, Liquid Volgin.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:42:55): W-what, no you can't do that son.
elan_einlhander (3:43:03): NO
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:27): Sure he can!
elan_einlhander (3:43:32): Fuck THAT.
elan_einlhander (3:43:39): He really is Liquid Volgin
elan_einlhander (3:43:42): I was just kidding, lol
elan_einlhander (3:47:19): Lol, round six or seven complete.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:34): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (3:47:42): SNAAAAAAAAAAKE
elan_einlhander (3:47:59): No one can get enough of that.
elan_einlhander (3:48:44): Damn, get charred.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:33): Okie dokie. I think I better get to bed if I'm gonna get up at 10 tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:49): Peace be shmizzle, and I'll leave you a message before I leave.
elan_einlhander (3:51:32): all right, I'll get up at ten as well.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:46): Get hype. Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (10:34:37): Expect me a little bit late... you probably were anyway. I decided to sleep in a half hour, and I think I wanna sleep in another half hour. We'll still have plenty of time to chill, though.
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:15): Okay, so I slept in longer than I first intended, but after a week of having to get up at a strict time every day, just like you have to get up to go to work, why NOT be a little lenient when it comes to just a friendly meeting on the weekend. I feel like a million bucks now and I'm gonna go take a shower and stuff and then bop on over there. Again, I'll leave you another message just before I leave, which should be around 12:45 - one-ish.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:10): And I'm even later than I expected I would be, due to the fact that the shower-water was cold, but I'm on my way now, with the memory card in my pocket. Anything else I should snag?
elan_einlhander (13:26:31): Not that I can think of, just your soul.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:48): Hey, you know I can't take that to YOUR house.
elan_einlhander (13:26:57): :\
vencabot_teppoo (13:48:44): Sorry about the twenty minute wait. Had to take care of some final stuff. I'm gonna take a wad of money, too. I'll hurry up and get there.
vencabot_teppoo (13:49:09): Koree said he might come, too.
vencabot_teppoo (13:49:10): Peace.
elan_einlhander (13:59:01): hey
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:16): Doug, why are you wearing that fairy mask?
elan_einlhander (18:34:19): No pl-
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:19): It's gonna rub off on you.
elan_einlhander (18:34:28): ....Because I'm a nancy-boy.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:29): >:(
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:46): How are things there without me?
elan_einlhander (18:35:01): Soupier.
elan_einlhander (18:35:55): A great deal soupier.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:02): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (18:36:15): I made some bean and bacon soup.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:22): That sounds delicious.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:32): ...
elan_einlhander (18:36:32): It's my favourite kind.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:35): I just smelled it.
elan_einlhander (18:36:43): I do have the pot next to the speaker.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:44): I swear to God.
elan_einlhander (18:36:53): So I'm not surprised.
elan_einlhander (18:37:03): Since speakers obviously transfer smell as well as sound.
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:12): Since we're that far advanced.
elan_einlhander (18:37:36): So, no play?
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:50): No pla- Ah, yeah, I decided not to go.
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:57): John's going, so mom'll have company.
elan_einlhander (18:37:57): Good call.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:02): They can both suck my nuts.
elan_einlhander (18:38:09): As well as lick my cunt.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:15): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:16): ~cam
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:21): Yes, "cam."
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:32): No. ~can't believe how sweet his dirge / REQUIEM site looks~
elan_einlhander (18:38:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:38:48): David's high on life.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:44): And a little bit of Life-SD.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:39:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:40:51): Amazing how the simplest things in life can bring me such joy.
elan_einlhander (18:41:06): Like bringing up a cracker from the pan, covered in beans.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:41): Mmm.
elan_einlhander (18:42:35): Reedickyouless.
elan_einlhander (18:45:55): Lol, Dip Shit.
elan_einlhander (18:46:01): That never gets old now.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:20): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (18:46:25): Quote me, "Hey, it's John."
elan_einlhander (18:46:46): Lol, and Koree.
elan_einlhander (18:48:11): My prototype rope was a complete succes.
elan_einlhander (18:48:14): success*
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:30): Rope?
elan_einlhander (18:48:48): I duct taped two ropes together at work, and hauled 20 carts uphill with it.
elan_einlhander (18:48:50): And by God, it held.
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:53): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (18:49:05): Love duct tape so much.
elan_einlhander (18:50:01): Man, now that my belly is full of soup, I'm sorta tempted to go to bed. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (18:50:22): Go ahead, Doug. You've earned it, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:50:48): I'll try to get in bed by 8:30.
elan_einlhander (18:50:56): Just in case Vic comes on.
elan_einlhander (18:51:03): I gotta chew her out.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:25): For what?
elan_einlhander (18:51:45): For about five weeks now, she's been getting on like once every four or five days.
elan_einlhander (18:51:54): I'm curious why.
elan_einlhander (18:53:50): Nitsua tells you 'u can put spells in the book but i read scrolls list n sumthin gs arent scrolls sum are items'
elan_einlhander (18:54:00): Any idea what he's trying to say?
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:01): ...
elan_einlhander (18:54:09): Help me out here, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:24): Maybe he's saying that you can use some items to cast magic that aren't scrolls?
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:33): Such as wands?
elan_einlhander (18:54:37): Hmm
elan_einlhander (18:54:43): His pray was something about scribing.
elan_einlhander (18:54:52): So maybe he's thinking he can scribe from items.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:57): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (18:55:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:55:05): Fun times.
elan_einlhander (18:55:15): Deciphering idiot-speak.
elan_einlhander (18:57:19): I'd do Ami.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:59): Ami?
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:14): ~finished his Dragon Court game with a minute left before the game refreshes~
elan_einlhander (18:59:32): on Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:36): Ah.
elan_einlhander (18:59:45): And kick Yumi in the teeth,
elan_einlhander (19:00:02): Lol, Zenga's still just gone.
elan_einlhander (19:00:47): *Is watching Fridays. :D*
vencabot_teppoo (19:01:23): ~isn't~
elan_einlhander (19:01:36): I left the remote on the other chair.
elan_einlhander (19:01:42): So I'm stuck watching Fridays, lol
elan_einlhander (19:04:45): I guess I'll nap, actually. =_=
elan_einlhander (19:04:50): Be back at nine.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:55): Peace.
elan_einlhander (21:02:19): Lordy waking up is hard.
elan_einlhander (21:24:52): Being cold to Vic is the equivalent of shooting myself in the foot.
elan_einlhander (21:24:54): Each time.
elan_einlhander (21:26:31): *sighs*
elan_einlhander (23:23:27): Croutons could replace chips for me, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:45): A bag of croutons is less than a dollar.
elan_einlhander (23:23:50): And I'm eating them.
elan_einlhander (23:23:53): And they're good, lol

1-22-05


elan_einlhander (0:16:41): I beat MGS3.
elan_einlhander (0:16:45): And... well.... damn.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:58): And well damn?
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:04): ~can't believe how hard he passed out~
elan_einlhander (0:39:07): Damn David, just damn.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:16): Good ending though.
elan_einlhander (0:39:23): Exquisite.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:25): Playing second file?
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:40): If so, make sure to tranq all of the bosses to "death."
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:43): To get their camo.
elan_einlhander (0:39:51): I'm playing Snake Versus Monkey.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:56): It is.. absolutely hilarious.
elan_einlhander (0:40:01): The briefing made me pee my pants.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:05): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:09): "Apes?!"
elan_einlhander (0:40:31): "Monkeys"
elan_einlhander (0:40:32): "..."
elan_einlhander (0:40:34): "..."
elan_einlhander (0:40:39): "...Monkeys?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:48): I think you're playing as Solid Snake at that part.
elan_einlhander (0:41:01): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:25): It all makes sense when you figure out that you're Big Boss.
elan_einlhander (0:41:38): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (0:41:39): I was like
elan_einlhander (0:41:40): I KNEW IT
elan_einlhander (0:41:41): AHAHAHAH
elan_einlhander (0:41:46): IT ALL ADDS UP NOW
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:47): Yeah, same here. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:55): Of course, Koree's smart-ass.
elan_einlhander (0:41:59): "You didn't know?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:09): Because Solid Snake was made from his DNA, hence the voice and appearance and stuff.
elan_einlhander (0:42:24): Yar.
elan_einlhander (0:42:31): I loved the ending time line too.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:31): And Ocelot was ADAM.
elan_einlhander (0:42:34): Oh, yeah
elan_einlhander (0:42:38): Triple-crossed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:41): I knew it as soon as he told me his name was Adamaska.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:48): Adamska, or whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:59): Oh yeah, and the last "fight" in the game is awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:43:00): Oh, the revolvers, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:05): "It's a blank!"
elan_einlhander (0:43:12): I totally guessed it.
elan_einlhander (0:43:18): I was sweating, my hands shaking.
elan_einlhander (0:43:21): "Which gun..."
elan_einlhander (0:43:28): "Fifty-fifty..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:34): If you watch his movements, you can tell which one it is.
elan_einlhander (0:43:42): Well duh
elan_einlhander (0:43:43): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:43:44): I lost track
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:48): But if you win the duel, you don't get to keep the SAA.
elan_einlhander (0:43:58): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:07): I won it the first time, lost it the second time on purpose.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:20): Lord knows how many times I gonna have to play through that game, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:44:26): Eva's a bitch.
elan_einlhander (0:44:27): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:29): She is.
elan_einlhander (0:44:42): Quote Doug: "God damn it, I knew that bitch would screw me."
elan_einlhander (0:45:01): I swear I knew, but I was starting to feel calm by the last few scenes.
elan_einlhander (0:45:06): Hey, maybe she isn't gonna screw me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:18): But, as John pointed out and I found completely hilarious, when they're at Snake's house they don't have sex, since he wakes up with his pants on.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:26): So, apparently, they just... cuddled. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:37): Right, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:20): But yeah, some tips for your next game: Explore every area real thorough like to find the camos, kill the bosses non-lethal, and during cinematics keep hitting the R1 button.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:47): Because a lot of times you can go into first-person even when it says you can't, and use the control stick to look around. You can see some pretty interesting secret stuff.
elan_einlhander (0:47:51): Koree's rushing me, so I'm gonna have to wait it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:57): Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:14): Have you gotten first-place time in Snake vs Monkey yet?
elan_einlhander (0:48:32): Ape bastards.
elan_einlhander (0:48:36): No, I'm stuck in a ditch, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:16): LOL
elan_einlhander (0:49:19): "You're mine!"
elan_einlhander (0:49:22): He says it so happy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:30): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:37): I love the apes.
elan_einlhander (0:49:49): Snake cracks me up.
elan_einlhander (0:49:53): His laugh on the WIG.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:03): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:09): "Heh heh ha ha... HA ha ha ha."
elan_einlhander (0:50:37): Colonel's voice is weird.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:40): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:51:24): I am NOT destrying any Metal Gears!
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:54): But, you get monkeys with lights on the tops of their heads.
elan_einlhander (0:52:11): Hideo Kojima is a GENIUS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:25): He is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:40): I wonder if he was involved with the making of Ape Escape.
elan_einlhander (0:53:07): The absolute perfect mix of espionage, combat, wit, fantasy.
elan_einlhander (0:53:11): And history.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:27): Not to mention the voice-acting and direction of the game... camera angles, music, detail and stuff.
elan_einlhander (0:53:38): Such a great feel.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:39): MGS games own like, everything that a game could possibly have ownage over.
elan_einlhander (0:53:42): You get immersed so nicely.
elan_einlhander (0:53:59): This is gonna be my new response to history fags like Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (0:54:14): "I learn any history I could ever need to know, from Metal Gear Solid games."
elan_einlhander (0:54:20): There can't be anything else worth knowing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:43): ~learned all about MUF from MGS, and just wonder if you didn't know what the Cold War was like being playing MGS3~
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:55): They describe all of the events in such detail, I swear they were made to be educational, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:13): But in a way that fits the game perfectly.
elan_einlhander (0:55:17): 'Cause Snake is smart as fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:31): I'm gonna go back and play MGS2 now. Any tips?
elan_einlhander (0:55:38): Hmmm.
elan_einlhander (0:55:50): Oh, well
elan_einlhander (0:55:55): I guess not, since you're used to no radar now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:26): Lol. Okay, sweet. Peace, for NOW.

1-24-05

vencabot_teppoo (5:57:47): I'M a mother fucker for NOT coming ONLINE? I was hit by a goddamned CAR, Doug. Fuck you.
elan_einlhander (13:01:14): Hmmm, I think I can match up with you.
elan_einlhander (13:01:54): And yes, you are a motherfucker, deal with it.
elan_einlhander (22:05:17): You will be thrilled to know that I had a hot shower.
elan_einlhander (22:10:48): I think I spent an hour in there, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:54): Washed my hair twice, then conditioned.

1-25-05


vencabot_teppoo (1:53:49): Absolutely thrilling.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:36): I had a cold shower the other day. The day I went to your house. Man, nothing sucks more than that.
elan_einlhander (23:00:47): David
elan_einlhander (23:00:53): I am going to KILL Kayla.
elan_einlhander (23:00:55): Just so you know.
elan_einlhander (23:00:57): Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (23:01:50): I'm saving this entire conversation.
elan_einlhander (23:01:55): She's an idiot like you said, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:31): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (23:02:37): Reinstall your messengers, ASAP.
elan_einlhander (23:04:08): I'll be in school tomorrow, hope to see you there. :D

1-26-05


elan_einlhander (1:55:45): DAVID
elan_einlhander (1:55:47): DESTROY
elan_einlhander (1:56:20): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:54): :D
elan_einlhander (1:57:59): :D
elan_einlhander (1:58:08): Like the Angel of Death, you sail down in my final hour.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:58:17): Your avatar was better before, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:20): Awesomely put.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:29): Yeah, you always say that, but I like to switch it up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:36): I installed my messengers again last night, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:40): I noticed.
elan_einlhander (1:58:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:46): Good call on my part.
elan_einlhander (1:58:51): Wanna read a log? :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:55): Sure.
elan_einlhander (1:58:56): You know you do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:33): Oh no. I don't like the name of the file. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:42): Is this gonna make me wanna uninstall my messengers again?
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:47): Maybe. :D
elan_einlhander (1:59:54): But for the sake of MY sanity.
elan_einlhander (2:00:08): I could never quite fathom how simple this girl was, based on the stuff you told me.
elan_einlhander (2:00:13): But I'll be damned if she didn't show me the light. :D
elan_einlhander (2:00:25): *is smiling just like that irl, too*
elan_einlhander (2:01:43): Oh, and yes, I do now that I blew that first part WAY out of proportion.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:07): Well, Kayla gets on my nerves... BAD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:13): So give her what-for all you want. I don't care.
elan_einlhander (2:02:18): I've joined the club. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:19): For any damn little thing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:31): Doug was like, "Holy shit, I'm gonna uninstall AIM."
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:35): I was, too
elan_einlhander (2:02:36): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:02:41): I was like I should block this bitch
elan_einlhander (2:02:45): Then I was like no, David told me.
elan_einlhander (2:02:50): I should uninstall AIM
elan_einlhander (2:03:07): She'd just IM me on Yahoo! -_-
elan_einlhander (2:03:13): And I love Yahoo! a little too much to uninstall it.
elan_einlhander (2:03:18): *cuddles Yahoo! buddy*
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:03:43): So, while you're reading, how has your week been.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:26): That's like calling a black person a nigger and meaning nothing offensive by it.
elan_einlhander (2:04:32): I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
elan_einlhander (2:04:33): LOL
elan_einlhander (2:04:38): TOOK THE WORDS STRAIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
elan_einlhander (2:04:40): ElanEinlhander: No, seriously, I'm not a Yankee.
elan_einlhander (2:04:42): Good quote
elan_einlhander (2:04:42): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:04:45): I never thought
elan_einlhander (2:04:47): I'd have to say that
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:21): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (2:05:27): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:27): I don't wanna talk to this girl.
elan_einlhander (2:05:30): Yes you do.
elan_einlhander (2:05:34): You wanna go upside her head.
elan_einlhander (2:05:36): With a belt
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:41): No, I don't. She's being all cute and "naughty."
elan_einlhander (2:05:45): She asks me about you everrrrrrrrrrrrry day.
elan_einlhander (2:05:48): Constantly. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:52): Put her on ignore!
elan_einlhander (2:05:57): LIKE IT'LL DO ANYTHING
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:06): Dear God.
elan_einlhander (2:06:14): I feel like a plague has been unleahed. -_-
elan_einlhander (2:06:22): The countryside is being swept clean.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:24): I was talking to one of her best friends last night about what a bitch she is.
elan_einlhander (2:06:31): Ouch
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:34): Dear God, if only I hadn't given her your Yahoo! name!
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:37): I was so NAIVE!
elan_einlhander (2:06:48): No no, I'm glad in a way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:49): I censored out every name but yours, just because I knew she'd never use Yahoo!.
elan_einlhander (2:07:06): I never realized you were talking to such an imbecile.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:19): I'm going to KILL her.
elan_einlhander (2:07:31): And of course, I tell her if she wanna talks to you SOOOOOOO bad, to just IM you on Yahoo, and she's like "Aw but he's maaaad at me"
elan_einlhander (2:07:39): THEN WHY DO YOU WANT HIM BACK ON AIM
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:41): ~soooo considering adding her~ NOL.
elan_einlhander (2:07:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:42): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:48): None of that "aw but he's maaaad at me" shit.
elan_einlhander (2:07:54): I'm not kidding
elan_einlhander (2:07:55): Llol
elan_einlhander (2:08:02): She thinks she's adorable, and it makes it all okay.
elan_einlhander (2:08:05): She's like Sharon 2.0.
elan_einlhander (2:08:14): Bigger, sountern...er.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:14): Except she's also a sex-fiend, unlike Sharon.
elan_einlhander (2:08:20): Well
elan_einlhander (2:08:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:08:22): I guess
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:33): As far as ~I~ knew Sharon, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:36): I don't know about YOU.
elan_einlhander (2:08:41): Aaaaaaaanywho
elan_einlhander (2:08:44): This girl is stupid
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:58): ~so considering adding her to his "to kill" list right below E.A.~
elan_einlhander (2:09:06): And of course, you know what sucks the most.
elan_einlhander (2:09:11): The absolutely most.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:15): What, Doug.
elan_einlhander (2:09:19): The fact, that you and I
elan_einlhander (2:09:23): Are completely shameless flirts.
elan_einlhander (2:09:31): And exactly
elan_einlhander (2:09:31): The
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:32): Kill us now, for Christ's sake.
elan_einlhander (2:09:32): fucking
elan_einlhander (2:09:33): same
elan_einlhander (2:09:35): She even said
elan_einlhander (2:09:37): I'm justl ike you
elan_einlhander (2:09:38): Oh my god
elan_einlhander (2:09:40): help us
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:42): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (2:09:46): Oh my God is right.
elan_einlhander (2:09:55): She said, so many times, how I was just like you, and vice versa.
elan_einlhander (2:09:59): WE have to be stopped
elan_einlhander (2:10:02): Not her
elan_einlhander (2:10:02): Us
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:06): No, and her. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:10:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:10:10): Fair enough
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:25): ~not even sure how he's gonna deal with this~
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:31): ~completely irrational emotions~
elan_einlhander (2:10:37): I know damn well how you're gonna deal with it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:39): ~like... murder, lol~
elan_einlhander (2:10:43): You're gonna tell her off just like I am.
elan_einlhander (2:10:48): DOn't take this lying down.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:00): I'm SO tired of telling her off. Do you realize HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD HER OFF?!
elan_einlhander (2:11:01): *keyboard glittchy, sorry*
elan_einlhander (2:11:08): And you shouldn't stop, either.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:08): That's why I just started ignoring her!
elan_einlhander (2:11:20): When you "let it go" she's like yaaaaay David wubs me agan.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:24): When we first met, we did NOTHING but argue about stupid shit like that.
elan_einlhander (2:11:28): Something is keeping this girl attracted to you.
elan_einlhander (2:11:29): SOMETHING
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:31): Like you just argued about.
elan_einlhander (2:11:41): *will be damned if he's a damn Yankee*
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:42): And apparently, her friend William, they argued about the same kinds of shit.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:56): The girl need to DIE.
elan_einlhander (2:12:06): Nope, she won't suffer quite enough.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:07): YES, that is an excellent quote. AIM profile, here I come.
elan_einlhander (2:12:14): She needs to be dragged through the fires of Hell first.
elan_einlhander (2:12:21): What quote?
elan_einlhander (2:12:23): the girl needs to die?
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:28): Vencabot_Teppoo: The girl need to DIE.
elan_einlhander (2:12:34): Lol, well put.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:47): But I like my current AIM profile, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:12:52): What is it?
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:54): Vencabot Teppoo: ~wishes he were still know grammar~ :o(
elan_einlhander (2:13:00): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:05): Wasn't I there for that.
elan_einlhander (2:13:09): Or something similar.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:20): Probably, lol. You're one of two people that I talk to regularly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:22): Doug and Kayla.
elan_einlhander (2:13:32): Oh my GOD
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:36): Dear God, what a mess this is. If only I'd censored your name, everything would be okay.
elan_einlhander (2:13:42): Like hell it would!
elan_einlhander (2:13:48): Then she'd just be sitting there, plotting, stalking you.
elan_einlhander (2:13:52): She still is, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:56): WHAT DID YOU DO
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:03): No she wouldn't, lol. Because I'd use a different AIM name.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:18): We could BOTH get different YAHOO! names! Wouldn't that be FUN?! Let's switch it up!!! :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (2:14:25): Fuck that, I love my name.
elan_einlhander (2:14:32): No crazy bitch is making me change MY name.
elan_einlhander (2:14:36): I'm not scared of her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:38): ~is~
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:14:41): And you shouldn't change yours either.
elan_einlhander (2:14:44): Don't be such a pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:49): :o(
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:09): ~feels like saying crazy ass shit to her, but she never, ever gets it~
elan_einlhander (2:15:10): Lol, I knew this conversation with her would come up, because a few days before she mentioned how I wouldn't have to work so much if I were in school.
elan_einlhander (2:15:21): I was about to go WAIT A SEC
elan_einlhander (2:15:22): But she left
elan_einlhander (2:15:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:36): ~has told her before that he was going to kill her, lol
elan_einlhander (2:15:44): I'm not a Yankee. :(
elan_einlhander (2:15:49): And I'm NOT LAZY
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:56): She called you lazy!
elan_einlhander (2:15:57): WHO THE FUCK HAS THE NERVE TO CALL ME LAZY
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:58): ?!
elan_einlhander (2:16:02): Yeah, read down dude
elan_einlhander (2:16:05): Read the whoooooole thing
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:11): I stopped reading because I was gonna have to stab something.
elan_einlhander (2:16:15): Deal with it
elan_einlhander (2:16:18): You fucking cunt
elan_einlhander (2:16:24): Or I'll just paste it
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:25): I stopped after the Yankee bit, then scrolled down to the cute "naked boys" bit.
elan_einlhander (2:16:29): Rofl
elan_einlhander (2:16:30): Nice
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:38): And was like, "Okay, that's all I can read."
elan_einlhander (2:16:53): *feels disgusting for flirting -_-*
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:57): And she still doesn't know that ~I~ know what you guys are talking about?
elan_einlhander (2:17:01): Nope :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:23): Well, hurry up and tell her so I can tell her to leave you "the fuck alone." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:32): I will, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:37): And tell her that I don't appreciate her stalking my friends.
elan_einlhander (2:17:42): But don't tell her to leave me alone, I can do that myself thank you very much.
elan_einlhander (2:17:53): I basically did if you'll read it all.
elan_einlhander (2:17:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:40): ~trying to read on, slowly but surely~ KILL....
elan_einlhander (2:18:51): You'll be fine, seriously.
elan_einlhander (2:18:57): if I could sit through the conversation itself
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:19:01): You can read the aftermath
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:11): I don't know. Cause I'd keep going to school.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:20): See, you don't know, so don't you try and make ignorant insinuations.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:41): You can kick this girl's ass all OVER the GODDAMNED place and it doesn't make a wink of difference because she's too stupid to realize it.
elan_einlhander (2:19:55): I know, I began realizing that. -_-
elan_einlhander (2:20:01): I was like oh, she's not gonna reason with me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:20): She WON'T.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:22): She just BITCHES.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:24): Like a BITCH.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:26): AH!!!!
elan_einlhander (2:20:32): And bitches and bitches and bitches.
elan_einlhander (2:20:43): She compared me to her whore mother, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:27): She's using MY weed and alcohol example, but in COMPLETELY the wrong context.
elan_einlhander (2:21:35): Lol, way to go.
elan_einlhander (2:21:41): She compared my happiness.
elan_einlhander (2:21:42): To using drugs
elan_einlhander (2:21:44): Get hype
elan_einlhander (2:21:46): Get so hype.
elan_einlhander (2:21:55): Doug working is equivalent to smoking weed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:01): I was trying to tell her about doing things that make you feel good isn't the same as being happy.
elan_einlhander (2:22:01): It all sinks in now.
elan_einlhander (2:22:07): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:13): And she used it as doing things that make you happy isn't the same as doing good things, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:22:29): I couldn't even think of a good way to defend that.
elan_einlhander (2:22:31): My jaw dropped irl.
elan_einlhander (2:22:43): All I could utter was "W....w-w.....w-what?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:50): That's what she said to me too, lol. About my spouse.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:58): I said the exact damn thing you did.
elan_einlhander (2:23:05): What..?
elan_einlhander (2:23:11): *sort of unfocused*
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:16): I wouldn't get married to someone who didn't understand me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:34): YES, SHE SUI ASIANSFOANSF
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:35): DAdas[d
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:35): asfdasasf
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:36): asas]f
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:36): as]sf
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:37): assa]ff
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:37): aflfk
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:38): asfjaaslf
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:38): asf
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:47): ~has never hit his keyboard so hard in his life~
elan_einlhander (2:23:59): Oh, thaaaaat.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:02): I was gonna say, YES, she IS artificial.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:06): VERY.
elan_einlhander (2:24:08): Lol, and I did.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:08): VERY.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:12): ARTIFICIAL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:20): And that's what YOU said, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:23): I didn't even read down.
elan_einlhander (2:24:34): This is why I'm showing you.
elan_einlhander (2:24:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:24:41): We share thoughts.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:44): I want to STAB her.
elan_einlhander (2:24:49): You are of course slightly more psychotic than me.
elan_einlhander (2:24:53): But hey
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:05): EBFAFA
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:06): SSFD
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:06): [ASF]ASZSFA
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:07): SF'ASF
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:07): ZSDFSS
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:08): FAFAA
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:08): DSFF
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:09): AA
elan_einlhander (2:25:09): Hey, maybe we could like, double-team her and convince her to kill herself.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:10): ASSASA
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:10): FF
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:19): MONEY IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO HER.
elan_einlhander (2:25:20): We're pretty clever and evil.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:23): HOW DID I MEET THIS FUCKIN' GIRL
elan_einlhander (2:25:24): I know, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:25): WHAT WAS I THINKING
elan_einlhander (2:25:26): Good question.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:36): ~is going to destroy her~
elan_einlhander (2:25:40): That like, killed my argument.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:42): ~is going to be completely mean and evil to her~
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:49): ~even though it's so terribly wrong~
elan_einlhander (2:25:51): I figured I'd get some innocent thing about "Oh, I don't think money is everything!"
elan_einlhander (2:25:56): But no, I got the opposite of that.
elan_einlhander (2:26:00): So it was like getting hit in the face.
elan_einlhander (2:26:10): With a wet, stinky-ass fish.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:26:15): She's a wet, stinky-ass fish.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:45): I'm at thebottom, but I didn't read the whole thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:26:49): Rofl
elan_einlhander (2:26:56): You got the gist of it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:01): I skipped along every now and then, for fear of destroying my computer.
elan_einlhander (2:27:12): I must admit, one of my favourite parts.
elan_einlhander (2:27:14): ElanEinlhander: See, you don't know, so don't you try and make ignorant insinuations. ElanEinlhander: You go tell David how lazy you think I am. ElanEinlhander: See what he says to you.
elan_einlhander (2:27:22): Lol, David is my bodyguard.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:26): Yeah, I read that part.
elan_einlhander (2:27:34): 'Cause I knew he's likely to go psycho.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:37): And she says, "And have David know we're talking behind his back?"
elan_einlhander (2:27:40): Just needs a push.
elan_einlhander (2:27:41): ROfl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:27:52): I was HOPING she'd just tell you, for the sake of her conscious.
elan_einlhander (2:27:53): *spelling?
elan_einlhander (2:27:55): But no.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:00): She has none.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:01): Shes a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:03): She's a monster.
elan_einlhander (2:28:03): Apparently. -_-
elan_einlhander (2:28:05): I HAD HOPE.
elan_einlhander (2:28:07): So SUE ME.
elan_einlhander (2:28:17): So, let's end this.
elan_einlhander (2:28:24): Seriously, I'll smash her ass, do it with me.
elan_einlhander (2:28:31): After work, I'm gonna IM her or something.
elan_einlhander (2:28:53): *has his hair over his eyes, feels carniverous like this*
elan_einlhander (2:29:15): *homocidal*
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:26): I can't be evil to my complete potential with other people watching, lol. But really, I know it's wrong, but I feel like tapping into ALL of the evil power in the world to SMASH this girl. You should see my MSN name. You should see the BACKGROUND OF MY COMPUTER THAT SHE INSPIRED.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:32): OH MY GOD I'M GONNA TAKE A SCREENSHOT RIGHT NOW.
elan_einlhander (2:29:53): I see your MSN name when you log on, retard.
elan_einlhander (2:29:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:00): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/evilback.PNG
elan_einlhander (2:32:27): That's strangely hypnotic.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:37): Yes, because "evil" is such a great word.
elan_einlhander (2:32:42): It is, too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:49): And, last night, I was playing with a CD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:55): And the reflective side showed my screen.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:03): And it said, "live live live live live live live live live live"
elan_einlhander (2:33:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:07): And I was like, :OOOO
elan_einlhander (2:33:09): Defying you.
elan_einlhander (2:33:14): "LIVE"
elan_einlhander (2:33:16): "NO"
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:49): I don't even know her last name after all of this time.
elan_einlhander (2:33:56): I know her middle name. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:06): I wish it did, because it sounds so much better when I say, "I'm going to kill you, Ericka Aguilar." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:34): Lol, it's funny how we meet girls that instill such horrifying rage.
elan_einlhander (2:34:37): Just girls.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:41): I've never, ever.
elan_einlhander (2:34:42): Horrible, stupid, wretched girls.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:42): Ever.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:45): Met a guy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:50): That inspired such horrifying rage.
elan_einlhander (2:34:57): Same, not even remotely close.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:01): In fact, I rarely ever meet a guy that I don't like.
elan_einlhander (2:35:06): Also same.
elan_einlhander (2:35:10): I usually see him as chum.
elan_einlhander (2:35:21): May not think he's smart, or whatever, but just one of the guys.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:23): And sure, we stop talking after awhile, but it's usually with no hard feelings.
elan_einlhander (2:35:28): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:33): Because guys AREN'T bitches.
elan_einlhander (2:35:42): We let shit go, we think nice and simple.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:45): Guys are COOL. Yes.
elan_einlhander (2:35:51): Guys are really cool.
elan_einlhander (2:35:54): Girls are... fucking nuts.
elan_einlhander (2:36:14): And the only guys that are this STUPID, are gay as it is, so I doubt they count.
elan_einlhander (2:36:25): It's something about this feminine quality that makes girls so GENERALLY stupid.
elan_einlhander (2:36:27): WHAT THE HELL IS IT
elan_einlhander (2:36:32): THERE MUST BE A SCIENCE TO THIS
elan_einlhander (2:36:58): Something about the... X cromosome?
elan_einlhander (2:37:01): I don't know them.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:47): Kik,
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:49): Yes, "kik,"
elan_einlhander (2:38:01): kik being the fury David feels.
elan_einlhander (2:38:35): What are you doing..?
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:55): Appologizing in advance to Will for the righteous verbal beating that I'm going to give his friend the next time I see her.
elan_einlhander (2:39:05): A good plan.
elan_einlhander (2:39:56): "Your friend dies in 20 hours, just so you know."
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:22): Will, I need to be honest. My friend Doug has just showed me a log of him talking with Kayla, and I don't think me and Kayla can be friends anymore, and as you two are such good friends, I don't know if we can be friends anymore (not that we've spoken much anyway). This girl has a way of inspiring homocidal rage in me almost equivelent to that of my ex-girlfriend. I intend to tap into the horrifying, black stream of evil that invades my veins and questionably clouds my perception to DROWN her in the depths of my deepest, most wicked hatred. So, sorry man. From what I hear, you're darn good at comforting her and what not, and you better be, because I'm going to tear her to shreds.
elan_einlhander (2:40:59): David, you're the best.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:59): David is the nicest evil guy you'll ever meet.
elan_einlhander (2:41:02): That's hilarious.
elan_einlhander (2:41:03): You are.
elan_einlhander (2:41:09): I'd kiss you, but you know.
elan_einlhander (2:41:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:20): I wish I could put my hatred into such good words like that.
elan_einlhander (2:41:21): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (2:41:25): I'm gonna steal that line.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:48): Again, the NICEST evil guy you'll ever meet.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:02): He appologizes in ADVANCE, even.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:14): When he's going to sweep your friends away in a torrent of unbridled rage.
elan_einlhander (2:42:15): David puts the 'gentlemen' back in Chaos.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:44): Have you ever seen Jack Nicholson do that "f in milk shake" joke? Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:42:51): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:55): Oh no, it was "freak in fries." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:57): Lemme link you.
elan_einlhander (2:43:02): Lol, okay.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:38): Jack Nicholson is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:53): "Well who put the APE in APERICOT?!
elan_einlhander (2:45:00): Jack Nickelson is one of my idols.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:26): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=freakingfries.wmv
elan_einlhander (2:47:01): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:47:19): That was great.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:35): That's what I've been tryin' to tell ya! There AIN'T NO FREAKIN' FRENCH FRIES1
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:48:07): Way to keep me up another hour, by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:17): :DDDD
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:21): I'm gonna be up all night.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:22): Again.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:25): Since I slept all day.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:26): Again.
elan_einlhander (2:48:30): Faggot.
elan_einlhander (2:48:33): I'm gettin' tired of that.
elan_einlhander (2:48:43): Cut it out before I get more thoroughly pissed.
elan_einlhander (2:48:56): "Doug, what does this have to do with y-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:13): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:49:16): Gonna be at school tomorrow I hope?
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:23): Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing." The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son." "So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman." 
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:24): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:49:27): I SHOULD be there.
elan_einlhander (2:50:00): Rofl, get hype.
elan_einlhander (2:50:53): I've decided I don't care what the school officer thingy puts on my form, long as she signs it.
elan_einlhander (2:51:02): I'll be 18 pretty quick here, so it'll all be void anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:30): ~nods~ Yep, sounds good.
elan_einlhander (2:51:40): So I'll just slap it on her desk and be like fill it out, my name's on it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:43): Will you be around at lunch, then?
elan_einlhander (2:51:46): She'll be like "Come back later :D"
elan_einlhander (2:51:51): Yeah, I'm going in AT lunch.
elan_einlhander (2:51:55): I'll get up at ten.
elan_einlhander (2:52:02): Head over there about ten 'till 11.
elan_einlhander (2:52:10): Hand her the form, and go have lunch with you.
elan_einlhander (2:52:13): We can do whatever.
elan_einlhander (2:52:17): Long as I get food out of it, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:34): You're still TECHNICALLY enrolled.
elan_einlhander (2:52:37): I am, too
elan_einlhander (2:52:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:41): So you should be able to get lunch, lol
elan_einlhander (2:52:41): Which is sorta hype now.
elan_einlhander (2:52:48): I'll pry be bringing my own.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:51): You should just come in every day for lunch.
elan_einlhander (2:53:08): I would actually be doing that, every now and then, but I'm just sick of winter. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:14): Yeah. ~_~
elan_einlhander (2:53:18): I want snow. :D
elan_einlhander (2:53:21): FUCKING KILL@!#!
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:24): Even though the weather today was Godly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:29): Compared to usual.
elan_einlhander (2:53:30): Actually yes, it was.
elan_einlhander (2:53:32): I worked today,
elan_einlhander (2:53:36): And it was nice.
elan_einlhander (2:53:43): I had a t-shirt on under my coat, and I felt fine.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:17): If only that meant winter was ending.
elan_einlhander (2:54:20): Hopefully tomorrow/today will be similar.
elan_einlhander (2:54:23): It doesn't, we're not stupid
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:24): But it only means that Michigan is still Michigan.
elan_einlhander (2:54:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:54:30): Us Michiganders know better.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:43): Everyone who's ever lived in Arizona says that Arizona is the best state ever.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:50): So I intend to run off to Arizona ASAP. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:54:55): I've heard that too.
elan_einlhander (2:54:57): A nice, dry heat.
elan_einlhander (2:55:02): But I think i might perfer Texas.
elan_einlhander (2:55:05): Less bugs.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:17): True, but people spontaneously combust in Texas.
elan_einlhander (2:55:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:26): Because it's so damn hot.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:31): According to Martias.
elan_einlhander (2:55:37): We should talk a road trip to Arizona then.
elan_einlhander (2:55:45): Next Winter
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:46): He says, like, 20 people every year just die from the heat, and that buildings just randomly light on fire.
elan_einlhander (2:55:54): Rofl, that's awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:55:59): Life is awesome because of that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:03): Tomorrow I have... Visual Basic, third hour, third hour, third hour............................................................. Oh, Visual Basic, Calculus, World Lit 2, and then Science Fiction, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:57:16): Science... fiction...?
elan_einlhander (2:57:17): David
elan_einlhander (2:57:17): No
elan_einlhander (2:57:18): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:22): Science fiction.
elan_einlhander (2:57:27): Lynnette had that.
elan_einlhander (2:57:29): And it blew my mind.
elan_einlhander (2:57:38): I think I even posted you something from her about it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:41): It isn't even a class, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:57:47): It didn't sound like one
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:49): It's a "sit and watch movies hour."
elan_einlhander (2:57:55): Oh God, it's psychology
elan_einlhander (2:57:57): *rim shot*
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:02): According to my official SYLLABUS.
elan_einlhander (2:58:06): Oh snap.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:11): It's like, "We'll be studying texts such as:
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:14): The Matrix
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:20): Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
elan_einlhander (2:58:23): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:58:25): Are you kidding
elan_einlhander (2:58:25): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:26): The Butterfly Effect
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:28): No.
elan_einlhander (2:58:28): You gotta be kidding.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:34): Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
elan_einlhander (2:58:37): Bill and Ted's
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:38): We're gonna watch it in class.
elan_einlhander (2:58:40): Excellent
elan_einlhander (2:58:41): Adventure
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:52): As soon as she said that, me and Luke both went "Whoa."
elan_einlhander (2:59:01): So refresh me, WHY are we in this class?
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:20): Because I've failed every English class for the last two years, and so they put me in all English classes, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:59:31): Oh, it's counted as an English credit?
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:37): They're like, "THIS BOY WILL GRADUATE!!!"
elan_einlhander (2:59:39): Guess that's a different story then.
elan_einlhander (2:59:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:59:48): They are determined to gradeeyate you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:58): They put me in World Lit 2.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:04): Which is what I had last year.
elan_einlhander (3:00:06): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:00:07): get hype
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:09): Didn't you have Fallion?
elan_einlhander (3:00:13): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:16): That's who I have now.
elan_einlhander (3:00:18): I think she's the reject English teacher.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:21): She is.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:23): She has to be.
elan_einlhander (3:00:27): The people that were held back and shit were in there
elan_einlhander (3:00:27): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:35): Yep, like me. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:00:35): I was such a genius it wasn't even funny.
elan_einlhander (3:00:39): "Why yo be so smart"
elan_einlhander (3:00:40): Oh god
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:46): Grammar class, first hour.
elan_einlhander (3:00:51): Mmm, grammar.
elan_einlhander (3:00:55): There's a class I wouldn't mind.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:00): Wakeman was like, "Write on this sheet of paper what you want to learn in this class."
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:06): I wrote, in David's typical hand-writing:
elan_einlhander (3:01:07): Grammar?
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:17): "I want lern more bout grammer"
elan_einlhander (3:01:22): Rofl, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:29): And I didn't sign my name, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:38): So he probably thinks that there is someone in that class THAT stupid.
elan_einlhander (3:01:45): That's great, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:01:57): Wait wait
elan_einlhander (3:02:01): I had World Lit with Falion
elan_einlhander (3:02:03): So I wonder if
elan_einlhander (3:02:08): You'll have the same crap I did
elan_einlhander (3:02:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:02:15): Which means you'll be as pissed as me. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:02:17): Since we're REBELS
elan_einlhander (3:02:23): REBELREBELREBELREBEL
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:46): I just sit there, leaned all the way back, head bowed, with my hair over my face.
elan_einlhander (3:02:52): Lol, I remember refusing to get up and call people random Shakesperean insults.
elan_einlhander (3:03:05): Without knowing what they meant.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:03:17): "...What do these mean?"
elan_einlhander (3:03:22): "That's not important, just use them!"
elan_einlhander (3:03:30): "...No, I'll pass *does Stats work*"
elan_einlhander (3:03:34): "Don't do math in here."
elan_einlhander (3:03:38): "...Excuse me?"
elan_einlhander (3:03:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:03:42): Don't do math in here.
elan_einlhander (3:03:43): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:00): Meanwhile, uh... ~forgot what he was gonna say~
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:09): Dammit.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:18): WAIT.... >_O
elan_einlhander (3:04:21): COME ON
elan_einlhander (3:04:26): REBELREBEL
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:53): Nope, lost it. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:58): Oh well.
elan_einlhander (3:05:03): Don't kill Miss Falion.
elan_einlhander (3:05:08): She's really stupid, and is so into English
elan_einlhander (3:05:12): But please, don't kill her.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:21): Lol. We watched Survivor in class today.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:27): Because it apparently relates to Lord of the Flies.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:37): And had to fill out a worksheet about it.
elan_einlhander (3:05:39): LOL WE DID TOO
elan_einlhander (3:05:40): HAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:46): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (3:05:48): Good times.
elan_einlhander (3:05:50): Good-ass times.
elan_einlhander (3:05:54): She IS doing the exact same thing.
elan_einlhander (3:05:59): You'll pry watch Cast Away too.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:12): Hey, I've never seen that movie! :D
elan_einlhander (3:06:18): Me neither, I payed attention, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:06:19): Sorta.
elan_einlhander (3:06:24): There was pizza, so I dunno.
elan_einlhander (3:06:38): When you get a lot of idiots, rejects, and thugs into a room, parties are all but innevitable.
elan_einlhander (3:06:50): Of course, Doug, the test FANATIC
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:52): Lol. Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:06:54): Demanding so many tests.
elan_einlhander (3:07:01): "We'll have to take a test on this next week."
elan_einlhander (3:07:07): Doug- "MMM, TEST. :D"
elan_einlhander (3:07:09): Class "UGH"
elan_einlhander (3:07:12): "DOUG, SHUT UP"
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:07:25): Doug- "Our grades should be based more on tests, not silly work sheets and dittos."
elan_einlhander (3:07:29): Class- "FUCK YOU MAN."
elan_einlhander (3:07:40): Doug really likes tests, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:07:48): Because he comes out on top, and everyone else wets themselves.
elan_einlhander (3:07:54): It sucked though, our tests were so basic.
elan_einlhander (3:08:05): I finished in five minutes, the last person to finish took an hour and a half.
elan_einlhander (3:08:14): I doodled on everything in sight, trying to pass time.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:22): Same here, already. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:08:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:09:44): God, english classes. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:09:49): *hates reading so many stupid books*
elan_einlhander (3:09:54): *then getting quizzed on them*
elan_einlhander (3:09:58): *and coming out with NOTHING*
elan_einlhander (3:10:06): "I learned a whole about... about... oh my GOD."
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:50): English classes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:58): They really make no sense.
elan_einlhander (3:11:02): No actual English usually involved.
elan_einlhander (3:11:09): SLIGHT amounts of grammar and spelling.
elan_einlhander (3:11:15): They just try to get rid of it as quick as possible.
elan_einlhander (3:11:23): Since the core focus of the class should obviously be elsewhere.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:34): Reading is for pleasure.
elan_einlhander (3:11:43): Why can no one get that. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:45): So why have a class about it? And not only a class.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:49): Not ONLY a required class, even.
elan_einlhander (3:11:50): A required one
elan_einlhander (3:11:53): A fully required one
elan_einlhander (3:11:56): Eight
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:56): But one that's required for all four years.
elan_einlhander (3:11:57): credits
elan_einlhander (3:11:59): That's insane.
elan_einlhander (3:12:06): No class requires that many credits.
elan_einlhander (3:12:11): IRONICALLY it's the stupidest one.
elan_einlhander (3:12:18): Not math, not science, not even fucking History.
elan_einlhander (3:12:21): But English.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:21): Grammar and spelling are important, as is the ability to write a good essay, since lots of jobs involve making reports, etc.
elan_einlhander (3:12:39): Right.
elan_einlhander (3:12:43): Writing well is a handy skill.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:46): But being a less than avid reader has nothing to do with being successful in society.
elan_einlhander (3:12:57): Being able TO read is important.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:01): You WILL have to read things, of course.
elan_einlhander (3:13:01): But reading fantasy novels is not.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:05): But not like books. Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:15): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:17): MY GRAMMAR CLASS.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:27): Reading an article on grammar, by some bitchy grammar teaching.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:30): Teaching = teacher.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:55): Who was just bitching about how grammar isn't taught enough. Normally, I would have taken her side, but she was just being sarcastic and whiny. ANYWAY.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:14): She says, "I bet even the brightest students these days would have trouble telling the difference between an adjective and an adverb."
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:37): I was like, "No way. This is Everett, and even with THAT being said, I'll bet the majority of students know the difference."
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:41): Then, Wakeman asked the class.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:44): And no one knew.
elan_einlhander (3:14:44): No David
elan_einlhander (3:14:46): Don't say it
elan_einlhander (3:14:46): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:14:49): Yeah -_-
elan_einlhander (3:14:55): I also learned THAT in my English class.
elan_einlhander (3:14:57): It was... so sad.
elan_einlhander (3:15:14): They didn't know any parts of speech, save for basic nouns, adjectives, and verbs.
elan_einlhander (3:15:22): state-of-being verbs being out of the question, of course.
elan_einlhander (3:15:43): I named all of the parts of speech, defined them, even gave examples.
elan_einlhander (3:15:45): I was... the only one.
elan_einlhander (3:15:48): *tumbleweed*
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:00): I knew all of the parts of speech except for one, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:03): "Interjection.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:08): I was like, "Man, that don't count."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:10): I don't anymore. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:16:17): I mix up interjection and preposition.
elan_einlhander (3:16:20): For some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:30): Noun
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:34): Pronoun
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:37): Adjective
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:38): Verb
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:40): Adverb
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:43): Preposition
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:46): Interjection
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:48): Conjunction
elan_einlhander (3:16:56): Come on David
elan_einlhander (3:17:18): Lol, I even managed to name of infinitive.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:19): I swear, "pronoun" shouldn't be one.
elan_einlhander (3:17:23): Which my teacher didn't know. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:17:29): off*
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:53): I need to learn more about grammar, because there's too much I don't know, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:58): I admit, I did it just to show off.
elan_einlhander (3:18:11): "These are all the parts of speech"
elan_einlhander (3:18:15): Doug- "AH, NO."
elan_einlhander (3:18:20): "What about infinitives!"
elan_einlhander (3:18:22): "...."
elan_einlhander (3:18:24): "...:D"
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:37): I threw a dictionary on her desk, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:38): Mr. Wakeman apparently believes that verbs and predicates are the same thing.
elan_einlhander (3:18:51): Did he say why?
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:54): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:59): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:13): He was like, "every sentence has a subject and a verb. Some people call them 'predicates,' but I prefer 'verb.'"
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:22): I was like, "Uh... verbs and predicates aren't the same thing, man."
elan_einlhander (3:19:30): Rofl, that's good.
elan_einlhander (3:19:46): I guess to be technical, predicate is a verb.
elan_einlhander (3:19:51): But verbs aren't.. predicates.
elan_einlhander (3:19:55): I guess
elan_einlhander (3:19:57): *squints*
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:01): Predicate = everything in a sentence that isn't the subject.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:05): Which I read in my grammar book.
elan_einlhander (3:20:12): Right, it establishes the subject.
elan_einlhander (3:20:15): Sorta
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:23): David ate a pizza. David = subject, "ate a pizza" = predicate.
elan_einlhander (3:20:24): TO THE DICTIONARY
elan_einlhander (3:20:45): Okay, I was half-right. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:21:11): Usually parts of speech end up being a single word.
elan_einlhander (3:21:18): A predicate seems to be more of a sequence of words.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:37): Well, a predicate isn't a part of speech. It's half of a sentence. Also, a subject isn't a noun.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:51): If I said, "The bird ate my shit," "the bird" would be the subject.
elan_einlhander (3:21:51): So then why would predicate even be COMPARED to a verb?
elan_einlhander (3:22:02): *is getting lost*
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:02): Because every sentence needs at LEAST a noun and a verb.
elan_einlhander (3:22:12): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:14): So people get that confused with every sentence having a subject and a predicate.
elan_einlhander (3:22:25): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:27): The predicate ALWAYS contains a verb, and the subject ALWAYS contains a noun.
elan_einlhander (3:22:38): All right, that clears it up for me, thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:49): Because David read the grammar book all last year in World Lit.
elan_einlhander (3:22:53): *grammar nut -_-*
elan_einlhander (3:22:56): I never got a grammar book.
elan_einlhander (3:23:04): ...why didn't I get a grammar book?
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:08): Our class had them just lying around, since Baily is also a grammar teacher.
elan_einlhander (3:23:14): Ah
elan_einlhander (3:23:20): I should steal one.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:34): They're real nice.
elan_einlhander (3:23:47): Oh, speaking of which, I wonder if I have any of the school's books.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:05): I'm gonna go make burrittos.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:16): ~said that out loud like J-Lo from South Park~
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:39): "My name is Hhhhenifer Lopez, and I eat tacos and burrittos."
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:52): Op, I have a Calculus book.
elan_einlhander (3:24:53): OOPS
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:04): :O!
elan_einlhander (3:25:11): While you make burritos, I shall make a pot pie
elan_einlhander (3:25:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:30:54): Actually, change of plans, I shall make Ramen.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:49): I need to work on my dirge / REQUIEM site, but I'm too lazy. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:31:52): Since you're keeping me up until the crack of dawn.
elan_einlhander (3:32:14): And my cat is getting hyper on me.
elan_einlhander (3:32:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:20): Until the crack of fuckin' dawn. The GLORIOUS, perfect crack of dawn.
elan_einlhander (3:32:32): *has never actually watched the sun rise*
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:34): Dawn's sweet, sweet creva'ce.
elan_einlhander (3:32:42): I've seen it SET.
elan_einlhander (3:32:43): But never rise.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:58): I should go to your house in the middle of the night, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:33:00): Speaking of which, we had a full moon tonight.
elan_einlhander (3:33:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:33:05): Like I did to you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:13): Yeah, lol. Such good times.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:21): Dad comes home, "Hey...uh..."
elan_einlhander (3:33:21): Dan is saying that wasn't like three weeks.
elan_einlhander (3:33:28): he said it was one week, two tops.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:30): It was, easily, if not more.
elan_einlhander (3:33:33): God my brother is stupid.
elan_einlhander (3:33:48): Because I said I was kicked out for like three weeks, in retaliotion of not kicking Rebecca out.
elan_einlhander (3:33:53): "No, we can't kick her out"
elan_einlhander (3:33:59): "YOU KICKED ME OUT, FOR THREE WEEKS."
elan_einlhander (3:34:01): Dan-
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:34:10): "It was like one, two maybe, don't exhaggerate."
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:23): Kick him.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:24): Hard.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:27): In the teeth.
elan_einlhander (3:35:30): Siblings, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:35:53): Meanwhile, I got my little driver's book thingy.
elan_einlhander (3:36:19): I didn't learn much from it, sadly.
elan_einlhander (3:36:25): But it's still a nice reference.
elan_einlhander (3:36:33): And Doug does love a good reference.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:36): ~nods~ "So You Wanna Be a Driver?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:36:37): Like our pal Dictionary.com.
elan_einlhander (3:36:54): "What Every Driver Must Know."
elan_einlhander (3:36:56): In curly letters.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:03): Lol. So fancy.
elan_einlhander (3:37:07): With a peaceful countryside road on the cover.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:20): Instead of Cedar street.
elan_einlhander (3:37:27): Instead of Cedar Street.
elan_einlhander (3:37:35): I am terrified of my first time down Cedar Street.
elan_einlhander (3:37:40): I mean, MLK is a sort of main road.
elan_einlhander (3:37:47): But Cedar is like THE main road around here.
elan_einlhander (3:38:09): Cedar is always busy, there's even slight traffic on it at 4 am as I have witnessed.
elan_einlhander (3:38:24): But I must DRIVE.
elan_einlhander (3:38:34): Oh, Dan, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:38:37): So hyped to learn to drive.
elan_einlhander (3:38:49): He's planning already on taking him and Dave to school with my mom/Kim's car.
elan_einlhander (3:38:53): He doesn't get why that won't work.
elan_einlhander (3:39:04): My mom has a truck, Kim has a car, and my grandfather has his van.
elan_einlhander (3:39:11): He seems to think ripping a car out of this mix won't mess things up.
elan_einlhander (3:39:15): Having it for seven hours a day.
elan_einlhander (3:39:33): Kim may be a lazy bum, but she still kinda needs a car, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:42): Good ol' Kim.
elan_einlhander (3:39:43): Speaking of lazy bums.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:46): Yes?
elan_einlhander (3:39:49): Apparently my mom ganked the computer cord.
elan_einlhander (3:39:54): On the computer over there.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:57): Why.
elan_einlhander (3:40:03): Since she was sick of Rebecca sitting at it all day.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:40:13): So guess what Rebecca does now
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:18): Oh no.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:40:38): She sits in a chair, about three feet from the dead computer, with a phone on her one leg, and an ash tray on the other.
elan_einlhander (3:40:40): All day long.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:56): I thought you were gonna say that she goes over to YOUR house, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:41:12): Oh no, we cleared that up ages ago when she tried that. :D
elan_einlhander (3:41:20): Doug is a master at sabotaging a computer.
elan_einlhander (3:41:28): And protecting his own when absolutely needed.
elan_einlhander (3:41:49): I hate bums so much now, I swear. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:41:58): people that literally do NOTHING.
elan_einlhander (3:42:07): I mean, you're not working, and you sleep constantly
elan_einlhander (3:42:07): BUT
elan_einlhander (3:42:12): I'll still give you this much
elan_einlhander (3:42:16): You at least go to school.
elan_einlhander (3:42:19): What does she do?
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:20): And work out.
elan_einlhander (3:42:23): And work out
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:25): To my credit.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:42:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:42:30): SOMETIMES
elan_einlhander (3:42:33): But she does squat.
elan_einlhander (3:42:40): She picks me up for work when she's told to
elan_einlhander (3:42:41): OOOO
elan_einlhander (3:42:43): BIG GIRL
elan_einlhander (3:42:50): Her mother even bitches about her, lol
elan_einlhander (3:42:54): Which I find deeply, deeply ironic.
elan_einlhander (3:42:59): Since she's setting a shitty example herself.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:02): Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:43:12): Lol, takes me back to me being kicked out.
elan_einlhander (3:43:16): was I kicked out for being a freeloader?
elan_einlhander (3:43:18): Ironically no
elan_einlhander (3:43:18): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:28): Why WERE you kicked out, again?
elan_einlhander (3:43:30): Wait, why was I kicked out...
elan_einlhander (3:43:33): Rofl, read my mind
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:33): Not respecting your mother or something?
elan_einlhander (3:43:40): Oh, I think it was
elan_einlhander (3:43:53): To teach me responsibility, since that was when I officially decided I wasn't going to schoo.
elan_einlhander (3:43:55): school*
elan_einlhander (3:44:02): I believe.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:08): Lol. Oh yeah, speaking of which, I can NOT get into MGS2.
elan_einlhander (3:44:15): I can't blame you, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:30): Which is sad, because I got SO into MGS and MGS3.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:40): I dunno if I'm even gonna finish MGS2. I might just give it back to you.
elan_einlhander (3:44:42): I wasn't really feeling it with that game anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:58): It bores me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:09): And the controls are horrible compared to MGS3.
elan_einlhander (3:45:12): I'm confused why everyone ranted so much about it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:13): CQC rocked my socks.
elan_einlhander (3:45:13): Lol, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:23): I can NOT choke someone.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:26): It's next to impossible.
elan_einlhander (3:45:33): I had to choke a lot of people.
elan_einlhander (3:45:44): Though 4/7 times I'd fail and end up throwing them on accident.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:57): I choke a lot of guys, but I have to sneak up behind them and mash the choke button about a hundred times before he grabs them.
elan_einlhander (3:46:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:46:08): Raiden's a fag.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:19): He is, and his girlfriend gets on my nerves.
elan_einlhander (3:46:21): I hate Rose, so much.
elan_einlhander (3:46:23): ...
elan_einlhander (3:46:23): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:46:25): Get hype
elan_einlhander (3:46:31): She keeps calling him Jack, that bugged me.
elan_einlhander (3:46:39): The Colonel told her to call him Raiden, she did it ONCE.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:39): Yeah, and interrupting my conversations.
elan_einlhander (3:46:48): Trying to be supportive.
elan_einlhander (3:46:51): AND SHE TALKS FOREVER
elan_einlhander (3:46:51): JESUS
elan_einlhander (3:47:00): Is it just me or does she go ON and ON?
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:04): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:06): Pliskin is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:47:10): Rofl, of course.
elan_einlhander (3:47:13): I love his name.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:24): Yeah, lol. It's, like, "George J. Pliskin."
elan_einlhander (3:47:32): "Pliskin, Iriqoiuse Pliskin."
elan_einlhander (3:47:35): No that's the other part
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:36): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:47:44): Leuteniant junior grade.
elan_einlhander (3:47:47): J.G Pliskin.
elan_einlhander (3:47:58): Nice job on spelling that Doug.
elan_einlhander (3:47:59): My god
elan_einlhander (3:48:02): Let me go fix that, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:21): Chibi.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:24): Otacon.
elan_einlhander (3:48:29): I love Chibi Otacon, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:48:32): His chin
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:35): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:48:39): lieutenant
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:40): Otacon is SUCH a flamer.
elan_einlhander (3:48:41): There we go.
elan_einlhander (3:48:49): But Otacon is still one of my favourite characters.
elan_einlhander (3:48:50): By far.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:58): Otacon > Meryl.
elan_einlhander (3:49:04): Otacon >>> Meryl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:08): Oh yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:12): Dying in that game.
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:24): Hearing Snake says, "Raiden? You there, kid? RAAAIIIIDEN!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:26): So ironic, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:49:30): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:49:38): Vamp, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:49:41): My reaction.
elan_einlhander (3:49:44): "... No, not a vampire."
elan_einlhander (3:49:47): "Please no."
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:49:54): "That's Vamp..."
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:55): David hates vampires.
elan_einlhander (3:49:57): "God damn it."
elan_einlhander (3:50:04): Thanks to you I sorta hate them too, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:50:08): God damn you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:22): The only thing David hates more than vampires are succubi.
elan_einlhander (3:50:37): I'll succubi your vampire.
elan_einlhander (3:50:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:41): No.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:50:52): "No Doug, you really won't.":
elan_einlhander (3:51:07): Gina's pregnant.
elan_einlhander (3:51:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:11): "I'll fill your order if ya know what I'mean."
elan_einlhander (3:51:12): Funny, obviously.
elan_einlhander (3:51:26): Nothing is funnier than a girl getting pregnant, to me, now.
elan_einlhander (3:51:37): Gina, walking up to me, looking distant.
elan_einlhander (3:52:04): "Hey kiddo, haven't seen you in a while, what's wrong? Did he get you pregnant? *stupid smirk on my face.*"
elan_einlhander (3:52:05): David
elan_einlhander (3:52:07): She got pregnant
elan_einlhander (3:52:07): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:08): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:52:13): There is no way I could have done that
elan_einlhander (3:52:15): But I did
elan_einlhander (3:52:21): I had the biggest, dumbest smirk on my face.
elan_einlhander (3:52:27): And she said "I'm... pregnant."
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:32): ~mouth full of burritto, cracking up~
elan_einlhander (3:52:36): And did I suddenly snap back and go quiet?
elan_einlhander (3:52:40): No, no I didn'
elan_einlhander (3:52:45): I SPAT IN HER FACE LAUGHING.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:47): ROLF
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:48): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:49): ASDKJSDA
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:51): DA~chokign~
elan_einlhander (3:52:54): LITERALLY SPAT
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:59): ~coughin~
elan_einlhander (3:53:00): IT WAS ON HER CHEEK
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:06): ~trying tos walow~
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:18): ~does~ ~gasps~
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:53:21): *has ramen down his chest*
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:30): Oh my God, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:34): That is truly a Dougly moment.
elan_einlhander (3:53:43): I can't think of a better example of one.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:03): That's better than, "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! *Shaking by the shoulders*:
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:54:10): I'd have to agree.
elan_einlhander (3:54:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:18): I did that to some kid a few days ago.
elan_einlhander (3:54:20): "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:23): Some guy I didn't even know.
elan_einlhander (3:54:35): The look of terror, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:40): Every day, talking in class with these two stupid girls with the most annoying voices.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:52): Always saying his name, "Atiiiiba. Atiba! Aaaatiiiiibaaaaa..."
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:21): So, I came into computer class after a long day and he was standing by the door, so I grabbed him, threw him against the wall, grabbed him by the collar and shook him saying, "LAST HOUR OF THE DAY, ATIBA!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:55:35): Rofl, that's sweet.
elan_einlhander (3:55:50): But not as sweet as Miss Kodora's idea of throwing money on the ground to see who'll grab it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:59): Miss Kodora?
elan_einlhander (3:56:31): Girl I talk to, she wants to do a research thing where she drops money on the ground, and takes note of how many people stop her, and how many take the money.
elan_einlhander (3:56:36): And do it with increasing amounts of money.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:47): Lol. Do you know anyone named "Kenjara"?
elan_einlhander (3:56:51): And had we been talking irl, I prolly woulda slugged her.
elan_einlhander (3:56:57): There's a character named Kenjara on MM.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:16): Oh, okay. Some guy named "Kenjara2002@aol.com" sent me a random e-mail that says:
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:23): *Applauds* site brought a smile to my face.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:25): -ken
elan_einlhander (3:57:30): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:57:50): "I can tell you what'll happen, there will be some people that stop you, and some that'll take your money."
elan_einlhander (3:57:52): She said, and I quote.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:58:00): "Show me some evidence and data on this?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:03): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:06): "WHY?!?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:13): ~said that out loud, exactly like that~
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:17): "WHY?!?!?!?!?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:22): "POR QUE?!?!?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:30): "POOOOR QUUUEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!"
elan_einlhander (3:58:40): Lol, I told her I don't need to, that she's knows it's true too.
elan_einlhander (3:58:44): She said no I don't.
elan_einlhander (3:58:49): So I said okay, have fun with your experiment.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:59): I woulda slugged her. Doug, that was an awesome thing to say, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:59:06): I love saying that now.
elan_einlhander (3:59:10): ONLY in reference to women, too.
elan_einlhander (3:59:28): Because violence against women is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:22): It is.
elan_einlhander (4:00:35): And David will now log that last line, and use it totally out of context.
elan_einlhander (4:00:41): To make Doug into a woman-beater.
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:51): You know it, buddy.
elan_einlhander (4:01:07): That and going upside someone's head with a belt.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:08): So many things we say could be taken out of context, it isn't even funny, except that it is.
elan_einlhander (4:01:23): My two most common uses of violent sayings.
elan_einlhander (4:01:46): Yankee, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:01:56): Why did I blow that so out of proportion.
elan_einlhander (4:02:09): I told Koree about it
elan_einlhander (4:02:14): He's like "..you are"
elan_einlhander (4:02:15): That's it
elan_einlhander (4:02:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:02:17): And it hurt
elan_einlhander (4:02:18): Right here
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:31): Lol. Good ol' Koree.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:59): Quote me to Koree when I say, "Get rocked and socked, you robot."
elan_einlhander (4:03:26): Quote ME when I say "I'm the Krunkiest mother krunker that EVA krunked yo krunk."
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:03:35): I win
elan_einlhander (4:03:51): God Ramen is salty.
elan_einlhander (4:03:52): Jesus Christ
elan_einlhander (4:03:58): I haven't had any in a while.
elan_einlhander (4:04:01): I feel like I'm gonna die.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:29): NO.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:31): MY BRAIN.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:35): COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:41): >_O
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:49): What was I gonna say.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:53): I was gonna say something.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:20): Right when I went to type it, my mind went blank.
elan_einlhander (4:06:20): She's pregnant, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:30): Oh, I know what I was gonna say.
elan_einlhander (4:06:34): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:38): I found the perfect metaphor for my life.
elan_einlhander (4:06:40): "Doug, I'm pregnant"
elan_einlhander (4:06:43): Or that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:20): This really happened, and I was like, "Wow, my life in a nutshell. I eat sugar out of a 5 lb bag with a plastic spoon, and then throw the spoon away." Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:07:48): Interesting life summation, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:13): 25% of the time, whenever I go into the kitchen, I get a plastic spoon and have a spoonful of sugar, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:26): And quote me when I say, "A spoonful of sugar helps the EVILNESS go doooown."
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:08:42): Lol, so much evil in the room.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:56): It makes you wonder what candy is even all about, since sugar by itself is SOOO good.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:16): And, unlike candy, you can only have ONE spoonful of sugar at a time because it's SO sweet, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:09:42): Does buying bright pink food make me gay?
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:49): What is it?
elan_einlhander (4:09:57): Creme Savers pudding. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:01): Oh God.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:03): Not THAT stuff.
elan_einlhander (4:10:04): IT LOOKED GOOD.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:06): That stuff is EVIL.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:11): It's DELICIOUS.
elan_einlhander (4:10:11): SO PINK AND PERFECT.
elan_einlhander (4:10:15): It is, I bought more.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:16): Rubbery and sugary.
elan_einlhander (4:10:18): *in tears*
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:19): It's RUBBERY.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:24): So low quality!
elan_einlhander (4:10:32): And it's like three dollars, lol
elan_einlhander (4:10:44): It could literally drain my funds in a week.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:46): Hey.
elan_einlhander (4:10:50): Hey?
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:57): Buy Meijer-brand Go-Gurt.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:00): And freeze it.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:06): It's insanely cheap, and it lasts for a long time.
elan_einlhander (4:11:09): O-okay.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:12): I have no idea why it's so cheap.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:15): And it's delicious
elan_einlhander (4:11:20): *has never had Go-Gurt*
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:27): It's like $2 for ten tubes.
elan_einlhander (4:11:40): David
elan_einlhander (4:11:42): Hot shower.
elan_einlhander (4:11:46): Oh my most heavenly of Gods.
elan_einlhander (4:11:56): I was singing the Urge for Herbal song.
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:00): Rofl!!!!
elan_einlhander (4:12:21): Spinning in the shower. "I'VE GOT THE URGE -Natural Botanical- I'VE GOT THE UUUUUUURGE FOR HERBAL!!!"
elan_einlhander (4:12:33): Lathering up my scalp.
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:12:55): I shampood my hair twice and conditioned it, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:12:59): My hair is ridiculously soft.
elan_einlhander (4:13:13): I can't stop touching it.
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:17): David's new AIM profile:
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:42): elan_einlhander: I can't stop touching it. Vencabot Teppoo: ~wishes he were still know grammar~ :o( elan_einlhander: David elan_einlhander: Hot shower. elan_einlhander: Oh my most heavenly of Gods. elan_einlhander: I was singing the Urge for Herbal song. elan_einlhander: Spinning in the shower. "I'VE GOT THE URGE -Natural Botanical- I'VE GOT THE UUUUUUURGE FOR HERBAL!!!" elan_einlhander: Lathering up my scalp. 
elan_einlhander (4:14:56): Rofl, get hype.
elan_einlhander (4:15:04): I hope all of my online contacts get to see that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:18): Of course, the best part was how I seperated "I can't stop touching it."
elan_einlhander (4:15:25): Rofl, it is.
elan_einlhander (4:15:34): Out of context = hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:02): Burrittos = race through my system like they'll win something.
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:15): Brb, gotta defecate into a white, shimmering porcelein bowl.
elan_einlhander (4:16:20): Well, actually.
elan_einlhander (4:16:23): I'm gonna get to bed.
elan_einlhander (4:16:26): I'll see you tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:27): Peace.
elan_einlhander (4:16:31): Probabyl. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:16:36): Met you in i nthe lun..
elan_einlhander (4:16:36): ....
elan_einlhander (4:16:37): ....
elan_einlhander (4:16:38): ...
elan_einlhander (4:16:39): Fuck it
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:56): Rest well, young Einlhander.
vencabot_teppoo (4:17:01): ~goes to poop~
elan_einlhander (15:02:56): Ugh, I pulled a David. -_-
elan_einlhander (15:03:03): Fell asleep when I had somewhere I needed to be.
elan_einlhander (20:43:04): =_=
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:23): Well put. Where did you have to be?
elan_einlhander (20:44:31): The school, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:35): To go back and get that form.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:40): Aw snap. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:44): But I fell asleep, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:45:00): So I gotta go back again tomorrow. =_=
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:10): Guess so.
elan_einlhander (20:45:22): How is Mister Hernandez?
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:30): Tripped out.
elan_einlhander (20:45:43): Like, psychadelic tripped out?
elan_einlhander (20:45:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:32): Yep. Went to sleep to wait until 8-ish, just got up... looked at the clock. It said 8:35... my alarm was set for 6:30. I was like, "wtf... did I miss school?"
elan_einlhander (20:46:44): ...rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:46:46): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:00): I go to John's room, and he's in there playing video games. "John, isn't it like 8:30...?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:02): "...Yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:12): "...Why aren't we at school? Day off or something?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:20): "David, it's the afternoon..."
elan_einlhander (20:47:25): That's what you get for having no light in the house, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:47:38): Day and night are the same.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:49): And trippy because, last night, I had the best dream I've ever had in many, many, many years.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:57): And I've been thinking about it all day.
elan_einlhander (20:48:09): Lol, on Sunday, I worked harder than ever before.
elan_einlhander (20:48:10): Then
elan_einlhander (20:48:16): I DREAMED about working harder than ever before.
elan_einlhander (20:48:18): For the next two days
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:48:21): It's all I dreamed about.
elan_einlhander (20:48:26): Working
elan_einlhander (20:48:27): Work work work.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:38): John's Yahoo! avatar is awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:48:48): Not as awesome as mine.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:50): True.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:15): I'm too tired to tear Kayla a new one. I just wanna leave it to Will, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:25): Kinky scene on Yu-Gi-Oh.
elan_einlhander (20:49:36): Mai chained to a wall, wearing her slut suit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:38): He said he was confident that he could rearrange her attitude in a single hour with her, if I'd just spare her life that long.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:53): I told him that I wasn't gonna make any promises, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:49:54): Aw, I was sorta looking forward to some soul rendering.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:25): So was I, but after napping I feel peaceful... hence why Kayla still lives to this day, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:38): That and the fact that she's not online, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:52): David, almost every day I've ever known her: "KILL!!!!!... *nap* ...Meh, kill later."
elan_einlhander (20:51:15): Is this Will feller on now?
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:31): I dunno. He's online on AIM, but away on MSN.
elan_einlhander (20:51:36): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:47): Yep, he's there.
elan_einlhander (20:51:48): Kayla was idle when I logged on.
elan_einlhander (20:51:51): Then she logged off.
elan_einlhander (20:52:28): I gotta work at noon on Friday now. =_=
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:59): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (20:53:14): Some guy's father died, and he's too big of a pussy to come into work regardless.
elan_einlhander (20:53:17): *heartless BASTARD*
elan_einlhander (20:53:24): I said that at work, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:53:27): Well, something similar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:45): Vencabot Teppoo: Seen Kayla yet today? Typical Ex Bf: Wow you just suprised the hell out of melol Vencabot Teppoo: >:D Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Typical Ex Bf: Yeah she was on. Vencabot Teppoo: I don't really use sideways emoticons... just for humour. Oh yeah? Typical Ex Bf: You feeling any better about the situation? Vencabot Teppoo: No. I feel more peacable just because I took a nap, but really, I don't feel any better. Just give me a little while to build up enough dArK eNeRgY again. Typical Ex Bf: Ackkkk Typical Ex Bf: I talked to her and did the best I could, I got her to delete doug and not bother him anymore so that is a start.
elan_einlhander (20:54:20): You idiots.
elan_einlhander (20:54:26): I told you NOT to do that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:36): Him, not me. ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (20:54:44): Someone must have said it..
elan_einlhander (20:55:28): That pisses me off.
elan_einlhander (20:55:32): I HATE people fighting my battles.
elan_einlhander (20:56:34): Especially by dude's I've never met and that don't even capitalize my name, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:25): Typical Ex Bf: She is at least attempting to change, how about giving it another shot for old times sake? Vencabot Teppoo: I don't believe that garbage... That isn't "trying to change." That's just trying to shut the Hell up, which she not only should have done in the first place about her particularly stupid ideas, but that she even formed them in the FIRST place is enough to infuriate me in regards to humanity in general. Vencabot Teppoo: But I'm too tired to be REALLY infuriated. As you know, I'm usually asleep pretty deeply around this time. I don't much feel like calling demons up from the underworld to render her mortal soul right about now. Typical Ex Bf: lol omg
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:37): Vencabot Teppoo: Lol. Know what I mean? My head is full of fluff... I'd be angrier if I could even fully COMPREHEND how angry I was this morning, but as things stand, I can't really hold a single train of thought long enough to really develop any emotion over it. Vencabot Teppoo: Which I think is why I've allowed Kayla to live THIS long, really. Typical Ex Bf: She was suprised to say the least when i told her you wanted to rip her a new onelmao I laughed hard on that. Typical Ex Bf: She was like "Whyyyy, what I doooo" Vencabot Teppoo: Hearing things like that is what makes me even angrier, lol. I feel better already.
elan_einlhander (21:03:26): Wow
elan_einlhander (21:03:28): What I dooooooo
elan_einlhander (21:03:31): Priceless.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:32): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (21:03:34): I do too
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:35): I bet she said EEXACTLY that.
elan_einlhander (21:03:37): She says it just like that.
elan_einlhander (21:03:49): I haven't even known her a full week and I know this, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:04): That guy's typing is horrendous, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:14): Not really. They're darn good compared to most people.
elan_einlhander (21:04:32): They're?
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:45): His skills being the antecedent.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:50): "His skills"
elan_einlhander (21:05:01): I.. never said skills
elan_einlhander (21:05:03): But okay, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:07): Typing skills.
elan_einlhander (21:05:10): I know.
elan_einlhander (21:05:16): I didn't say skills, so it threw me off.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:24): Oh, you're right.
elan_einlhander (21:05:28): Rofl..
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:29): Point taken.
elan_einlhander (21:05:48): Now shut up before I rip out your teeth and shove them so far up your ass that you have to sit on a Jack Burger to eat it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:13): Gladly. I've got stuff I wanna do, if I can focus enough to do them. Maybe DRAGON COURT will help wake me up.
elan_einlhander (21:06:22): Fuck Dragon Court.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:29): :'o(
elan_einlhander (21:06:41): You should do HOMEWORK.
elan_einlhander (21:06:41): :DDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:50): :DDDDDDDDDDD
elan_einlhander (21:06:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:08): I sadly will have to IM Kayla this means. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:07:19): "Disregard what Will said about me, I'll be telling you off personally."
elan_einlhander (21:07:25): Then go to bed
elan_einlhander (21:07:26): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:07:29): Make her think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:36): Good strategy, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:45): I dare say, make her sweat.
elan_einlhander (21:08:06): Not to mention I doubt she understands how sweet Yahoo! is and that she could leave me clever offline messages.
elan_einlhander (21:08:11): Since it SUCKS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:16): Offline messages.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:23): One of David's completely weird phobias.
elan_einlhander (21:08:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:08:35): Mine are usually good things. :D
elan_einlhander (21:08:50): *looks forward to them*
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:15): I have nightmares about offline messages, lol. Whenever I start up Yahoo! there is literally a suspense.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:29): Did I get any offline messages? Oh dear God, I DID! From who?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:36): Oh, it's only Doug being a bitch, thank God.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:09:39): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:54): Or, the classic,
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:05): "It's only Aaron, apparently having no idea that I'm not online."
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:08): "Somehow."
elan_einlhander (21:10:11): ...rofl
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:18): Like, every other day, I have an offline message from him that says:
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:23): "Yo David, you there?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:24): Or,
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:29): "Yo David, is that you?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:31): Or,
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:44): "Hey David, how ya doin' bro? What you doin' up so late?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:10:56): Rofl, how the hell.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:18): I told him, "Dude... I don't ever go invis. If I'm not online, I am NOT AROUND."
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:23): He didn't even get what I meant, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:11:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:36): ~making a new avatar to heartlessly mock the less fortunate~ :D
elan_einlhander (21:12:53): Good man, you're making the world a better place.
elan_einlhander (21:13:19): Meanwhile, I am jacking off to mock the less fortunate.
elan_einlhander (21:13:20): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:14:34): Actually, no, I'm a fucking genius.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:36): Hahahahaha awesome
elan_einlhander (21:14:39): I don't need to go to school tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:39): awsome*
elan_einlhander (21:14:44): Very awsome, David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:54): I named it looooooooordie.JPG
elan_einlhander (21:15:07): Since I work at noon on Friday, I can have my mom swing by the school before hand with me.
elan_einlhander (21:15:16): GENIUS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:19): In.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:21): Genius.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:15:25): Or, as one of my loved commercials would say
elan_einlhander (21:15:28): BRRRILLIANT!
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:31): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:57): Kayla alert.
elan_einlhander (21:16:06): WAUWAUWAUWAUWA
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:34): Typical Ex Bf: Love it, when it is not spicy. Typical Ex Bf: My body can't handle spicy. Vencabot Teppoo: I don't like spicy foods, and I'm half Mexican. Typical Ex Bf: Ruh Roh, here comes the calvary :-$ Vencabot Teppoo: That's what I said, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:20): *sending her an IM...*
elan_einlhander (21:17:24): *literally holding breath*
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:30): ~twitching with evil~
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:34): ~trying to build it up~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:36): *feels it*
elan_einlhander (21:17:47): ElanEinlhander: Disregard anything and everything that Will may have said in regards to me, I'll be doing it myself. FunWittleAngel: Huh?
elan_einlhander (21:17:49): Huh, get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:42): Vencabot_Teppoo: My new avatar is awesome AND it mocks the less fortunate! verencamerosa: ... Who is that? Vencabot_Teppoo: Just some person I found on some World Aid banner on MSN. Vencabot_Teppoo: I was like, "Dude, I need to make that into an avatar." verencamerosa: *Laughs*... Wow... Way to be evil. Vencabot_Teppoo: What's even better is I called the image loooooordie.JPG Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:56): Looooooooordie
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:11): verencamerosa: ... Vencabot_Teppoo: :o) verencamerosa: /: (
elan_einlhander (21:19:16): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:54): I swear, :o) is ALMOST as good as :D
elan_einlhander (21:20:05): Naw, it's not as RAW happy.
elan_einlhander (21:20:13): I hate :o)
elan_einlhander (21:20:16): I think it's fucking ugly
elan_einlhander (21:20:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:20:19): That 'nose'
elan_einlhander (21:20:24): Eriana used that.
elan_einlhander (21:20:29): I wanted to choke her each time.
elan_einlhander (21:20:51): *isn't responding to kayla's huh*
elan_einlhander (21:20:53): Kayla*
elan_einlhander (21:21:02): AND my fart smells like celery.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:24): Celery.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:29): Doug, celery has no scent.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:40): And I don't think that's how it's spelled, lol. ~goes to check~
elan_einlhander (21:21:41): Sure it does.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:53): ~can't stop saying it~ Looooooordie.
elan_einlhander (21:22:01): I'm doing that too, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:18): Why you gots to bring a water ta crush mah hooowwwwze...!!!
elan_einlhander (21:22:30): ElanEinlhander: Disregard anything and everything that Will may have said in regards to me, I'll be doing it myself. FunWittleAngel: Huh? FunWittleAngel: Umm.. k? ElanEinlhander: ~nod~
elan_einlhander (21:22:34): Couldn't have planned that better.
elan_einlhander (21:26:55): Shit, she's talking.
elan_einlhander (21:27:00): *grips his seat*
elan_einlhander (21:27:51): And you're NOT.
elan_einlhander (21:27:55): Which makes me nervous.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:11): Lol. I haven't messaged her yet. I'm just laughing it up about my avatar.
elan_einlhander (21:28:26): FunWittleAngel: *Blinks.* FunWittleAngel: Why would David tell you about William? ElanEinlhander: Because he felt like it. FunWittleAngel: It doesn't seem like David to just pop up-n-feel like talking about one of my friends to you.. ElanEinlhander: When it's in regards to me, sure why not.
elan_einlhander (21:28:50): She doesn't seem to have a clue as to what I'm talking about.
elan_einlhander (21:28:58): ElanEinlhander: When it's in regards to me, sure why not. FunWittleAngel: Why would it be in regards to you? ElanEinlhander: Because it was, and now I'm confused. FunWittleAngel: YOU'RE confused?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:00): She's playing dumb, that stupid, stupid bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:05): By the way, it IS spelled "celery."
elan_einlhander (21:30:11): Ha.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:37): I thought that I USED to spell it that way, but figured out that it has an "s" in it. I guess not.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:42): I'm probably thinking of Selabi. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:46): *twitch*
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:48): Or wtf that Pokemon's name is.
elan_einlhander (21:31:15): ElanEinlhander: Slightly. FunWittleAngel: Well, I'm greatly. FunWittleAngel: So why would my William have anything in regards to you? ElanEinlhander: Why don't you ask him. FunWittleAngel: Why don't you just tell me? ElanEinlhander: I did, and you still are seeming confused. FunWittleAngel: No you didn't. ElanEinlhander: I did, I said he felt like it, I don't think I need a better reason.
elan_einlhander (21:31:33): FunWittleAngel: Yeah, ya do.. cause I know that's a bunch of bull.
elan_einlhander (21:31:37): SOMEONE IS LYING
elan_einlhander (21:32:01): *eye throbbing*
elan_einlhander (21:32:03): *HATES lying*
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:06): I think she means that I shouldn't have told YOU anything about William, because she doesn't know yet, I guess, that you told me about you two talking.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:14): Which I told William about.
elan_einlhander (21:32:23): She's avoiding asking him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:34): She just wants you to admit selling her out.
elan_einlhander (21:32:46): I'm telling her as we speak, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:55): FunWittleAngel: But you'll copy-n-paste our conversation to David... FunWittleAngel: Even though you said you wouldn't tell him we were talking. ElanEinlhander: I changed my mind.
elan_einlhander (21:32:56): Harsh
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:37): Apparently, she's afraid to message me, which is a good thing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:55): I'll just let that fear and discomfort sit awhile. It should be even greater after she talks to YOU.
elan_einlhander (21:33:55): Lol, I love admitting to things.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:59): Rofl!
elan_einlhander (21:33:59): "That's called lying"
elan_einlhander (21:34:03): "yes, it is"
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:56): Loooooooordie.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:07): Why you gotz to make the watuh come dooooown??
elan_einlhander (21:35:16): FunWittleAngel: How were you decieving him? ElanEinlhander: He didn't want us talking, and I had to act like I never met you. ElanEinlhander: And that just isn't worth it, I have nothing to hide. ElanEinlhander: And neither do you. ElanEinlhander: You need to be honest with him too. ElanEinlhander: Before he renders your mortal soul. FunWittleAngel: He isn't talking to me. FunWittleAngel: That's a little bit creepy sounding..
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:35:55): FunWittleAngel: If he wants to talk to me, he can talk to me. I want to talk to him, but not while he's in a pissy ass mood at me
elan_einlhander (21:35:59): Ironic
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:09): Really.
elan_einlhander (21:36:56): FunWittleAngel: I'm not the one who's in the bad mood. He has. I'll wait for him to calm down by letting him IM me when HE is ready. ElanEinlhander: Oh no no, he's not calming down, he's collecting rage if anything. ElanEinlhander: Every moment you wait, the further you doom your mind to oblivion.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:59): I can feeeeel it.
elan_einlhander (21:37:02): Lol, I'm scaring her to death.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:06): Funny you would just say that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:20): Because just listening in on your conversation is making the powers of evil flow stronger through my veins.
elan_einlhander (21:37:30): I know, that's why I'm doing it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:33): I'm getting back into my evil groove, if you will.
elan_einlhander (21:37:48): Lol, she acts so clueless.
elan_einlhander (21:37:52): "Why is he mad??"
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:09): She may actually be stupid enough to have no idea. Really, she is REALLY, really stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:38:19): I know, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
elan_einlhander (21:38:34): I'm using such scary adjectives.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:41): But that doesn't make me any less crazy, lol. Being as her STUPIDITY is one reason that I want to destroy her.
elan_einlhander (21:38:44): FunWittleAngel: He has no reason to be so angry with me.
elan_einlhander (21:39:28): "horrifying, darkening, chaotic"
elan_einlhander (21:39:31): Adjectives are fun
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:39): They are. Welcome to the world of literature, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:40:06): FunWittleAngel: Why would anyone want to kill me after last night? ElanEinlhander: Because you're so... so.... so.... very clueless, oh my God.
elan_einlhander (21:40:19): *is shaking irl*
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:25): Plus, I've wanted to kill her for awhile now, lol. ~is too, strange enough~
elan_einlhander (21:41:03): FunWittleAngel: I'm not clueless.. You guys just take things waaaayyy too seriously. ElanEinlhander: No, you really are, I swear, I can't even see straight I'm so pissed
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:27): thoren_slayerofdragons : Hey bro Vencabot_Teppoo: Hey bro. How's being all holy and stuff?
elan_einlhander (21:41:39): Lol. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:41:59): I can't put my thoughts into words like you, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:02): I feel sorta helpless.
elan_einlhander (21:42:14): FunWittleAngel: Because of the whole work and Yankee thing? ElanEinlhander: All of it. ElanEinlhander: The ignorance, the assumptions, ugh. ElanEinlhander: Not listening. ElanEinlhander: Not learning. ElanEinlhander: Nothing ElanEinlhander: Just UGH
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:23): Oh, being evil is easy. I've had practice these last few weeks, which you've probably noticed.
elan_einlhander (21:42:41): Being evil IS easy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:44): It's all about saying things that you don't ENTIRELY mean, just for the SAKE of being evil.
elan_einlhander (21:42:48): Just giving it life seems difficult for me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:09): Just talking about murder does it for me. Murder, murder, murder. Destruction, destruction, destruction. Eeeeeevil.
elan_einlhander (21:43:13): I can FEEL the evil.
elan_einlhander (21:43:16): I can't SEE it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:50): Plus, having an evil background doesn't hurt, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:58): I might look into that, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:44:19): I gotta stop shaking, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:53): ~can't wait to say to Will, "Well, I'm gonna message Kayla. Wish me luck."~
elan_einlhander (21:45:25): WHAT
elan_einlhander (21:45:28): THE NERVER
elan_einlhander (21:45:29): FF
elan_einlhander (21:45:30): FF
elan_einlhander (21:45:31): Fff;ofja;ojfs
elan_einlhander (21:45:57): Well I'll give her this much, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:46:10): She learned a better answer to that question, wether or not she really means it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:29): Knowing Kayla, I doubt she means it, but I'd be almost as surprised that she could even fake it.
elan_einlhander (21:46:34): No wait
elan_einlhander (21:46:37): She's a damn liar.
elan_einlhander (21:46:47): ElanEinlhander: Am I lazy? FunWittleAngel: In the sense of working hard, no, of course not. ElanEinlhander: I didn't ask that. ElanEinlhander: I asked, am I lazy? ElanEinlhander: Answer it. FunWittleAngel: You are not lazy, you just do things the way you want them done and when you want to do them. ElanEinlhander: Why has your answer changed from last night? FunWittleAngel: My answer hasn't changed. I never said you were lazy, I simply said I didn't agree with your choice. ElanEinlhander: You're a damn liar, I have a log of it
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:12): Quote, "You're lazy."
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:47:28): FunWittleAngel: I'M a liar?! ElanEinlhander: Yes. FunWittleAngel: You didn't ask me in what sense of the word. ElanEinlhander: Don't act stupid, you know exactly what I mean. ElanEinlhander: You don't need a sense of the word.
elan_einlhander (21:47:30): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (21:47:47): *teeth chattering*
elan_einlhander (21:48:21): Apparently, yes she does.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:12): See, the problem with your strategy is that it falls on logic and reason which she doesn't have. You aren't really being MEAN. You're just being more forceful, which is an understandably more HEALTHY course of action, but it won't get you anywhere with Kayla.
elan_einlhander (21:49:29): But if she stops TALKING TO ME, it goes NOWHERE
elan_einlhander (21:49:34): I have to get her angry first.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:13): Vencabot Teppoo: Well, I'm gonna message her now. Wish me luck. :o)
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:18): I love that face, lol. It's so hideous.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:31): It's a mockery of all things holy.
elan_einlhander (21:50:36): FunWittleAngel: I have no reason to be angry. Anger is bad. *Meditates..*
elan_einlhander (21:50:37): Fucking
elan_einlhander (21:51:38): Ugh, what the
elan_einlhander (21:51:44): LIttle nagging sensation
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:48): Noooo.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:51:59): Must... help her....
elan_einlhander (21:52:01): Must not destroy...
elan_einlhander (21:54:43): Chaos and light are clashing in my heart.
elan_einlhander (21:54:49): I want to tear her apart, and then rebuild her.
elan_einlhander (21:54:51): But it won't work.
elan_einlhander (21:56:15): Wait, I wonder if her soul can actually handle a bombardment of evil from the both of us, from differenct directions.
elan_einlhander (21:56:29): I mean, I'm not letting up, lol
elan_einlhander (22:01:44): D-David?
elan_einlhander (22:13:39): Answer me, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:49): Present.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:53): How's it goin'.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:59): Evil.
elan_einlhander (22:14:05): Good evil or bad evil?
elan_einlhander (22:14:16): All I'm getting is one-word answers now, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:20): So I think something snapped.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:27): I'm typing a lot to her.
elan_einlhander (22:14:33): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:47): And that's a wrap.
elan_einlhander (22:22:56): A wrap?
elan_einlhander (22:23:02): Is she dead?
elan_einlhander (22:23:06): Am I dead?
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:32): She pretended that what I said wasn't really getting to her, and if she isn't really crying at her computer right now, she will be tomorrow, or the day after.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:40): Want me to send you a log? It's glorious, really.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:43): God, I'm good.
elan_einlhander (22:23:51): If you'd like, I told her I'd brb, so she'd be alone.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:13): I'll paste it into notepad and edit it for easier reading.
elan_einlhander (22:24:17): Good man.
elan_einlhander (22:24:34): Lol, I feel sorta like we're playing good cop bad cop.
elan_einlhander (22:25:01): She's acting all light-hearted with me.
elan_einlhander (22:25:04): Which is actually pissing me off.
elan_einlhander (22:25:41): Is Will on?
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:47): It's a defense mechanism. Yeah, he is. Why?
elan_einlhander (22:25:59): Ask him if he honestly did talk to her, and mentioned me at all.
elan_einlhander (22:26:08): Tell him I'm asking.
elan_einlhander (22:26:18): Please.
elan_einlhander (22:26:51): Nevermind
elan_einlhander (22:26:51): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:01): I trust him. He wouldn't just lie about it. I won't ask him since he already said, without frills, that he got her to stop talking to you. She's reluctant to admit a lie. It can go on forever.
elan_einlhander (22:27:10): She just admitted.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:12): Like any girl I've ever met, except for Ericka, who actually seemed to feel bad about lying to me... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:20): Not that she didn't
elan_einlhander (22:27:36): FunWittleAngel: Yes. ElanEinlhander: Then why did you act so clueless? FunWittleAngel: I wanted to see how stupid you thought I was. ElanEinlhander: So you lied to me. FunWittleAngel: No.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:00): FunWittleAngel: I just didn't tell you all the information.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:00): Just leave her alone, man. Let what we said stew.
elan_einlhander (22:28:01): Shizzam
elan_einlhander (22:28:06): No, I want an explination
elan_einlhander (22:28:07): Fuck you
elan_einlhander (22:28:07): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:29): She's a stupid bitch! You know the reason as well as I do. It's pointless to try and get her to admit it. Even if she DOES eventually, it won't make any goddamn difference.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:34): She's just fucking with you.
elan_einlhander (22:28:46): Chill out, look who's being manipulated
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:12): Maybe you'll feel like shutting the hell up after you read what I said.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:26): My avatar, rofl
elan_einlhander (22:36:46): I actually liked my death threat better.
elan_einlhander (22:36:49): Not to compete, lol
elan_einlhander (22:36:55): ElanEinlhander: If you ever talk to me again without rethinking your life, I will hunt you down and draw the blood from your neck with a garden hose. No, I want you to learn a lesson.
elan_einlhander (22:37:10): I couldn't think of how to spell cyphon.
elan_einlhander (22:37:11): Syphon
elan_einlhander (22:37:12): Whatever
elan_einlhander (22:37:16): So I went with hose. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:27): That's the major difference between Doug and David. Doug wants Kayla to learn a lesson.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:41): David just wants Kayla to die. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:43): Doug is still a goodie-goodie.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:52): But with death threats.
elan_einlhander (22:37:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:37:58): Which is why I rock
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:07): David is the nicest evil guy anyone will ever meet, and Doug is the evillest nice guy anyone will ever meet.
elan_einlhander (22:38:17): Which is why, even in all this shit.
elan_einlhander (22:38:19): We're still the best.
elan_einlhander (22:38:23): the
elan_einlhander (22:38:24): best
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:27): We pwn.
elan_einlhander (22:38:31): pwnzor
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:54): Lol. People were playing Unreal in computer class today, and one of them was under the handle, "Pwn You in the Face."
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:59): I was like, "sweet."
elan_einlhander (22:39:23): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:39:45): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:39:50): FunWittleAngel: Do you realize how serious what you just said is?
elan_einlhander (22:39:51): Hhahahah
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:54): And Will just signed off. ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:55): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:06): "I have no idea, honey. Why don't you explain it to me."
elan_einlhander (22:40:08): *is cracking up irl*
elan_einlhander (22:40:10): I SAID HONEY
elan_einlhander (22:40:10): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:17): Rofl!
elan_einlhander (22:40:26): No wait
elan_einlhander (22:40:27): Little lady
elan_einlhander (22:40:28): My bad
elan_einlhander (22:40:30): ElanEinlhander: I don't think even you do, I don't think eeeeeeeven you do little lady
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:58): I swear to God, Doug, if you go soft and start comforting her and shit, I'll go to YOUR house with a metal baseball bat.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:07): No.
elan_einlhander (22:41:08): No no, lol
elan_einlhander (22:41:12): I'm getting like, calm evil on her.
elan_einlhander (22:41:13): Mocking her
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:16): I'll go to your house and USE your metal baseball bat.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:31): Since it's so awesome, and I need to go buy one. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:35): Lol, David will walk in, pick up my bat, and smash my knee with it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:47): Good times with Doug and the SNES.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:00): I don't even remember WHY you were swinging that thing around.
elan_einlhander (22:43:43): Lol, get hype me.
elan_einlhander (22:43:48): I've never told someone they deserve to die.
elan_einlhander (22:44:14): Until today.
elan_einlhander (22:44:14): lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:18): Me either, except for Ericka.
elan_einlhander (22:44:28): Is this a.... HIGH FIVE MOMENT?
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:34): No high five.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:37): Respect knuckles.
elan_einlhander (22:44:43): "RESPEEEEEECT KNUCKLES*
elan_einlhander (22:45:10): FunWittleAngel: I do care! But what will showing my caring do other than show my weakness?
elan_einlhander (22:45:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:45:18): Aw shiot
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:18): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (22:45:21): I forgot to save the convo
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:28): Isn't it in...
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:29): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:31): ...Archive?
elan_einlhander (22:45:35): AIM doesn't do that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:37): Oh, AIM.
elan_einlhander (22:45:38): We're on Yahoo...
elan_einlhander (22:45:41): Fucking AIM.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:45): Aim is gay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:51): Know why I hate AIM?
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:53): When I do this:
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:57): >:(
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:01): It comes out like this:
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:14): > (sad face)
elan_einlhander (22:46:16): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:46:25): Lol, I told her my soul is wicked and sinful.
elan_einlhander (22:46:29): And she's taking it all the way home
elan_einlhander (22:46:32): If you know what I mean
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:46): She's seen a picture of you, right? That has to make it worse, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:54): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:47:00): Though she did compare me to a teddy bear.
elan_einlhander (22:47:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:47:02): Get hype
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:48:21): There, I think we're done.
elan_einlhander (22:48:28): Good mystical ending there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:48:35): Can't tell if I'm evil or Jesus.
elan_einlhander (22:48:40): I like going out like that
elan_einlhander (22:48:40): Lo
elan_einlhander (22:48:41): l
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:48): "Talkin' all mystical-like and scaring the public."
elan_einlhander (22:48:54): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:58): John's description of PT.
elan_einlhander (22:49:05): Soooooo
elan_einlhander (22:49:06): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:13): All that evil made me hungry.
elan_einlhander (22:49:18): Me too, i was about to say.
elan_einlhander (22:49:19): I*
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:43): No wait, she's still talking
elan_einlhander (22:49:48): Got my hopes up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:50): Let her talk.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:57): The cold shoulder burns.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:00): FunWittleAngel: Yeah.. I've been told that you wish me dead. FunWittleAngel: Nothing that I have said is anything remotely close to being as bas as that.
elan_einlhander (22:50:05): I'm not answering
elan_einlhander (22:50:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:50:18): *presses esc*
elan_einlhander (22:50:22): *smile of relief*
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:29): ~sighed with relief afterwards, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:37): ~woulda smoked a cigarette if he had one, rofl~
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:44): "Ahhh... that was great."
elan_einlhander (22:50:47): Lol, a cigar even.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:01): John's avatar is completely jocking yours.
elan_einlhander (22:51:10): Rofl, god damn
elan_einlhander (22:51:14): Oh son of a bitch
elan_einlhander (22:51:21): FunWittleAngel: So, did you go to work today?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:51:27): *jaw drops*
elan_einlhander (22:51:30): Should I bother?
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:36): No... Just, no.
elan_einlhander (22:51:36): I don't think I should
elan_einlhander (22:51:40): Okay, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:40): God.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:43): Leave it to her.
elan_einlhander (22:51:49): She's poking me.
elan_einlhander (22:51:52): Man she's dense.
elan_einlhander (22:51:56): I threatened her LIFE
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:03): Just leave the window open, lol. Dense really is the word for it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:33): WHY did my alarm just go off at 10:52 at night?!
elan_einlhander (22:52:37): I set it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:04): Looooooooordie
elan_einlhander (22:53:10): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:13): Such a great avatar.
elan_einlhander (22:53:15): SHE'S APOLOGIZING
elan_einlhander (22:53:23): FunWittleAngel: Hey, I'm sorry you thought I called you lazy. I didn't mean it that way. I promise.
elan_einlhander (22:53:27): Lol, I feel so bad
elan_einlhander (22:53:32): Forgiiiiiiiiive me
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:33): That's what she did to me, too, after Will told me that he told HER to appologize to me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:40): And then she denied it.
elan_einlhander (22:53:49): She denied his interference to me as well, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:53:51): Until just now
elan_einlhander (22:53:57): What a lying bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:01): But her appology to me was much more sincere SOUNDING, lol
elan_einlhander (22:54:26): We need foodage.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:37): Jimmy Dean's.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:38): Breakfast.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:41): Sandwiches.
elan_einlhander (22:54:46): *wishes he had one*
elan_einlhander (22:54:55): I have half a thing of sausage I still have to eat, lol
elan_einlhander (22:54:57): I might hit that up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:06): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (22:55:12): Gonna go throw that in, then.
elan_einlhander (22:57:58): Lol, I just had a good thought.
elan_einlhander (22:58:17): You should've ended the convo with her with: "Oh, and by the way, you have really small titties."
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:29): I should've. Damn.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:35): Damn. YOU should've.
elan_einlhander (22:58:36): The killing blow, so to speak.
elan_einlhander (22:58:42): I should have.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:46): Because that would insinuate that I had shown you the pics.
elan_einlhander (22:58:46): That would've ben even better.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:49): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:55): She was telling me to get pics from you.
elan_einlhander (22:58:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:58:59): I was like uhhhhhhh
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:01): Not THOSE pics.
elan_einlhander (22:59:05): Suuuuuure.
elan_einlhander (22:59:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:59:09): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:26): God, I LOVE my avatar. AND your avatar. We are avatar GODS.
elan_einlhander (22:59:34): AVATAR KNUCKLES.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:39): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:50): Mine doesn't look so fly on AIM, but still pretty fly.
elan_einlhander (23:00:08): I need to think of something devilishly witty to put on my AIM profile.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:48): You could say, "And you may say to yourself, "Dear God, what have I done?!""
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:57): Have you ever heard "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads?
elan_einlhander (23:01:09): I don't think so.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:30): That's the one that goes, "And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife!""
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:34): It's a song from the 80s.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:40): It's all trippy and cool, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:55): I wonder if the video is on Launch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:56): ~goes~
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:44): Guess it's time to check mp3shits. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:14): Mmm, sausage
elan_einlhander (23:04:21): I wish I could say that in a public place right now.
elan_einlhander (23:04:23): So someone could go
elan_einlhander (23:04:30): "HEH, you said you LIKE sausage!"
elan_einlhander (23:04:39): And I'd go "Yeah, and I also really like cock."
elan_einlhander (23:04:43): "Big, hard, cock."
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:11:58): Oh, I forgot my evil away message was up on MM.
elan_einlhander (23:12:06): Gonna end up scaring novices away, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:32): * You are currently marked as 'away'. Message: CHAOS. YOUR MIND....YOUR SOUL WIL L NEVER BE SHIELDED FROM THE HORRIFYING EVIL COURSING THROUGH MY EXISTANCE. MAY ALL OF THE POWERS THAT EXIST BEYOND ME HAVE PITY ON YOU, AND YOUR NOW EVERLASTIN G TORMENT. 
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:51): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (23:13:09): Soul is in red, just so you know.
elan_einlhander (23:13:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:13): My Gods, so much grease and fat.
elan_einlhander (23:17:51): Oh boy, evil also makes one sleepy, it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:11): Then go to bed! >:(
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:18:28): I don't think I'd be able to fall asleep.
elan_einlhander (23:18:33): 'Cause my mind is really cluttered.
elan_einlhander (23:18:39): And I can never sleep when that happens.
elan_einlhander (23:18:40): Unlike you.
elan_einlhander (23:18:41): Loo
elan_einlhander (23:18:42): l
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:49): David sleeps whenever.
elan_einlhander (23:19:03): and often.
elan_einlhander (23:19:05): Faggot.
elan_einlhander (23:20:18): Rofl, Black to the Future.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:23): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:20:36): "DAMN! Brother done kissed his mama!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:10): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:22:26): I just cut both of my buddy lists in half.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:36): ~goes to do the same, then~
elan_einlhander (23:22:41): So small now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:24): Wow, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:29): Way to be the ONLY person on my MSN list.
elan_einlhander (23:24:39): You're the only person on my MSN list, too.
elan_einlhander (23:24:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:43): Get hype us.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:12): Sharon had 6 names on my Yahoo! list, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:25:19): Lol, join the club,
elan_einlhander (23:25:24): I've deleted her from everything.
elan_einlhander (23:25:30): I take a long time to let things go, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:45): Annnnd of course, our good buddy,
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:48): Vlad Donciu.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:25:53): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:25:55): Good-ass times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:09): And, for old times' sake, I'm leaving harryturney on there.
elan_einlhander (23:26:14): David, how do we get ourselves into these messes?
elan_einlhander (23:26:20): It's like a whacky TV series.
elan_einlhander (23:26:29): Note the word 'whacky.'
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:34): You know what's like a wacky TV series? Larry Cook's family.
elan_einlhander (23:26:39): Larry Cook?
elan_einlhander (23:26:41): who the hell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:54): One of John's old friends; the only one of John's friends that I even liked.
elan_einlhander (23:27:04): Oh, I remember now.
elan_einlhander (23:27:05): Larry.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:13): His little brother is the single most hyper-active kid with ADD ever.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:16): In history.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:34): It isn't even an exaggeration. Listen to this story
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:39): John was at Larry's house.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:55): Larry's little brother runs at him, throws himself at the floor so that he SLIDES over to John, and bites his leg.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:17): Then steals his french-fries and runs away. Larry gives chase and proceeds to beat the SHIT out of him, and then he throws him outside and locks the door.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:37): Clawing is heard at the door. About an hour later, they look out the window and see him prowling about the front yard in circles, on all fours.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:55): Wow.
elan_einlhander (23:28:59): How old is this kid?
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:11): This is the same kid I've seen riding a bike and playing a trumpet at the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:17): He's about 10 or 11, probably.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:21): Maybe a bit older.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:54): I was like, "...Is that kid riding a bike and playing a trumpet at the sa- Oh, it's Larry's little brother. I guess that makes sense, then."
elan_einlhander (23:31:25): Rofl, Futurama.
elan_einlhander (23:33:12): Hey, I have no work tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:33:13): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (23:33:17): I totally forgot.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:33): That's sweet as Hell.
elan_einlhander (23:33:44): Sweet as mother FUCKING Hell.
elan_einlhander (23:34:03): The type of Hell where M.I.L.Fs are hunted and fucked day and night.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:22): How is my hair still so soft? Lol
elan_einlhander (23:35:28): My shower was two days ago now.
elan_einlhander (23:36:56): There's two p's in stopped, right?
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:33): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:37:42): Goodie.
elan_einlhander (23:40:28): LOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOordiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:43:00): Mmm, I forgot I had Cowboy Bebop music on my computer.
elan_einlhander (23:43:05): Real Folk Blues owns my soul.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:20): It does.
elan_einlhander (23:43:35): So, what are you doing?
elan_einlhander (23:43:38): Working on the SITE?
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:57): Nope, working on making an avatar 100% superior to John's, and I just finished.
elan_einlhander (23:46:11): Uh oh.
elan_einlhander (23:47:16): ... You bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:27): There.
elan_einlhander (23:48:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:06): Ever hear of Damien Rice? He sings the song that goes "Volcanoes melt you down."
elan_einlhander (23:50:13): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:28): He is, like, one of the coolest artists ever. This is his "band":
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:29): Him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:39): A cute girl with a cool voice
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:44): And a cello player.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:50:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:58): They are one of few people that remember what music really is.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:02): Er, one of few groups.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:10): Disregard the commercial, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:55:39): Should I be hearing something?
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:47): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:54): Just sign into Launch.
elan_einlhander (23:55:57): Well I'm not, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:00): http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-303768-videos--Damien-Rice
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:43): Watch Volcanoes and The Blower's Daughter. I've had those songs stuck in my head for a long time, and they make Damien Rice one of my favourite artists.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:10): They make me wanna go buy the CD. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:29): If you do watch The Blower's Daughter, watch the movie version.
elan_einlhander (23:57:42): I must admit the cello is sexy.
elan_einlhander (23:59:38): That girl wants me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:45): It's true.
elan_einlhander (23:59:54): Quote me at my screen
elan_einlhander (23:59:57): "I love you too baby."

1-27-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:18): They're irish, if that does anything for you either way, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:46): I'll Irish her clover.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:03): I'll pluck her four-leaf clover.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:16): I'll follow my rainbow to HER pot of gold.
elan_einlhander (0:01:19): I'll graze her highland.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:26): It could go on and on.
elan_einlhander (0:01:29): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:02:00): She just sits on a stool and sings.
elan_einlhander (0:02:03): Lol, get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:33): I love the video for The Blower's Daughter, if they'd just take out all those damn movie clips.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:17): I hate really good videos that are on some movie soundtrack so they have clips from the movie in them. It's sad.
elan_einlhander (0:04:35): Like Princes of the Universe.
elan_einlhander (0:04:41): But then again, Highlander clips
elan_einlhander (0:04:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:44): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:09): Both "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls, which rocks ANYONE's world, and The Blower's Daughter have romance-movie clips in them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:27): When Damien Rice and his girl are actually damn good actors, and make a damn good video in that one by themselves.
elan_einlhander (0:05:28): Look at her, bobbing her head, waiting.
elan_einlhander (0:06:08): She's got a gorgeous voice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:08): I love Launch more than God hates sin. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:11): She does.
elan_einlhander (0:06:21): I could fall in love with a girl if she had a voice like that.
elan_einlhander (0:06:25): Like, seriously
elan_einlhander (0:06:26): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:35): Lacy sounded like that. ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:06:36): ESPECIALLY if she looked like that.
elan_einlhander (0:06:40): AW, POOR DAVID
elan_einlhander (0:06:41): I FEEL SO BAD
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:42): Lacy did NOT look like that.
elan_einlhander (0:06:42): AWWW
elan_einlhander (0:06:43): KAWAI
elan_einlhander (0:06:45): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:06:47): Fag
elan_einlhander (0:06:59): Women sure do wreck shit for us. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:15): But they can never take away good music and video games.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:19): OR CAN THEY?!?!?1w?!?w!
elan_einlhander (0:07:33): Naw.
elan_einlhander (0:08:27): Oh, thank you for reminding me, Kayla.
elan_einlhander (0:08:34): Yahoo!: "Hope is now online. :D"
elan_einlhander (0:08:42): Op, *clicks it open, deletes from contact*
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:45): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:51): Hope.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:54): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:09:05): I feel decieved. -_-
elan_einlhander (0:09:12): David, I am sorry for even considering decieving you. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:22): It's cool.
elan_einlhander (0:09:33): It is.
elan_einlhander (0:09:35): Damn it, she IMd me
elan_einlhander (0:09:36): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:46): At least it wasn't something REALLY huge, like Ericka, lol. Dear God, Ericka.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:00): "Well, me and my friends are gonna go get a bite to eat. See you later, David."
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:06): "...Oh, okay. See ya later, then."
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:11): Comes back, five minutes later.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:50): "Damn it, David! I can't do it! We were just going to smoke pot... I knew that's what we were gonna do, and I couldn't just leave you knowing that..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:55): "...W-what?!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:06): At least she felt guily, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:19): The only girl I've ever known who ever seemed to feel guilty about lying to me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:27): But, she did STILL lie to me, and rather often.
elan_einlhander (0:11:42): Welp
elan_einlhander (0:11:45): Girls suck, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:50): I should kill Victoriana.
elan_einlhander (0:11:53): So I can generalize it better.
elan_einlhander (0:11:55): And hate them all.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:00): Yep. Sounds like a plan.
elan_einlhander (0:12:14): I guess that's the only reason David can kill so many innocent virgins and Doug can't.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:21): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:38): I've been considering lately, breaking up with her.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:55): ~believes it, because that's how things go when you're EVIL~
elan_einlhander (0:13:03): Not because of evil.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:08): I was just joking.
elan_einlhander (0:13:12): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:14): Why?
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:18): Because she's never around?
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:22): What does she even do?
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:29): No, it's not because of something she's doing it.
elan_einlhander (0:13:43): Just doesn't feel... right.
elan_einlhander (0:13:45): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:13:51): It's not going anywhere.
elan_einlhander (0:14:10): I don't know why she's so into me, the stuff she says pounds my heart bad, 'cause I think about breaking up with her.
elan_einlhander (0:14:14): -_-
elan_einlhander (0:14:34): She's the greatest woman, possibly person I've ever met.
elan_einlhander (0:14:49): I've never met someone so genuinely good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:00): Well, I don't know what you all talk about. Well, here's one thing to consider: if you do break up with her, you'll have no one. Lol. Possibly ever.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:09): You'll be given the "David sentence."
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:21): Because people suck.
elan_einlhander (0:15:31): Yup.
elan_einlhander (0:15:34): We've talked about it.
elan_einlhander (0:15:50): I warned her, telling her that this could just lead to nothing but nightmares and heartbreak.
elan_einlhander (0:15:53): You know what she said?
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:00): ~eye twitches just thinking about it~
elan_einlhander (0:16:16): Try and gues.
elan_einlhander (0:16:17): guess*
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:21): The only thing I can't stand more than couples is break-ups, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:16:33): She said, I'm willing to risk it then.
elan_einlhander (0:17:15): Heh, I smiled just now, how do you like that.
elan_einlhander (0:17:27): I'm such a puss.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:30): ~did a thing with his hands to signify "evil"~
elan_einlhander (0:17:40): You're not evil.
elan_einlhander (0:17:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:45): Nice try, though.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:48): :D
elan_einlhander (0:17:53): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:01): ~is too nice to evil~
elan_einlhander (0:18:14): You know how to be evil.
elan_einlhander (0:18:19): But you also know better, so it's funny.
elan_einlhander (0:18:58): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:03): You know what my favourite song was before I was even in kindergarten? Losing My Religion, by R.E.M.
elan_einlhander (0:20:16): Never heard of it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:20): Which is ridiculous, because I just happened to have David Hernandez as a father, who has taste in music.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:28): None of that Barney shit for me, lol. That is a kick-ass song.
elan_einlhander (0:20:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:12): R.E.M. is a hippy band, though. Hardcore hippie band. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:36): And that's one of VERY few songs by them that I like.
elan_einlhander (0:21:56): Lol, speaking of hippies.
elan_einlhander (0:22:12): You know you like the thought of me stepping down the hair styling aisle of Meijer.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:32): One of their most popular songs go, and I quote: "Happy, happy people holding haaands (Happy, happy people holding haaaands) Happy, happy people holding hands!" Lol. Stepping down the hair styling aisle of Meijer, lol, looking for stuff for your "costume"?
elan_einlhander (0:22:58): No, I wanted to buy a hair brush
elan_einlhander (0:22:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:23:15): God I hate this person.
elan_einlhander (0:23:17): [GUIDE] Ursa says 'jorem wanting to talk to an imm about clan issues.. .. . any on...... ownership and such '
elan_einlhander (0:23:22): So many FUCKING periods and spaces.
elan_einlhander (0:23:28): No excuse for it.
elan_einlhander (0:23:29): None.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:29): Lol. What the Hell.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:35): That's weird.
elan_einlhander (0:23:46): Seriously, I don't know how you get into that sort of habit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:57): Just randomly hitting period and space-bar, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:03): habbit?
elan_einlhander (0:24:05): habit
elan_einlhander (0:24:06): Habbit*
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:06): Habit.
elan_einlhander (0:24:09): Or not
elan_einlhander (0:24:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:24:14): Vocabulary level down.
elan_einlhander (0:24:52): Hm, I wish Kodora would log on.
elan_einlhander (0:24:59): I'd like to personally blame her for all of Female-kind.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:25): She's not as bad as some, but christ.
elan_einlhander (0:25:31): Girls who loooooooooove to read are usually trouble.
elan_einlhander (0:25:36): Why is that? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:48): Because they're....
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:50): ...I dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:26:07): nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:16): Thank you, lol. I yin-yanged it myself.
elan_einlhander (0:26:35): Nice verb, too.
elan_einlhander (0:27:56): I can't believe I used 1600 pracs, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:20): http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-261307-videos--REM Losing My Religion, David's favourite childhood song. Compare to other such hits as "Ring Around the Rosie" and "I Love You, You Love Me."
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:31): VT probably used a grand total of about 400 pracs in his entire life, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:43): I don't doubt it.
elan_einlhander (0:28:48): I used up 1600 in two minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:00): ~knows so many good songs...~ ~is blessed~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:11): Some people don't know ANY good songs, Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:30:24): I know what'cha mean.,
elan_einlhander (0:30:27): I wish I knew more good songs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:01): Either the Red Hot Chili Peppers are amazing poets, or they just make up comPLETELY random lyrics for all of their songs.
elan_einlhander (0:34:15): Same diff.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:59): Oh my God. ~just remembered a great song... but what was the name of the artist?!~
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:03): Junior... something.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:09): Junior Jack? Junior Jeff? Hmmm.
elan_einlhander (0:36:15): Doesn't ring a bell.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:10): Yes! ~remembered~
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:27): If you have time, watch "Move Your Feet" http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-302851---Junior-Senior
elan_einlhander (0:37:34): I don't, sorry.
elan_einlhander (0:37:36): Sorta busy now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:11): Crazy disco song that came out... a year or so ago, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:26): Everyone was like, "...DISCO?!... AWESOME. :D"
elan_einlhander (0:38:59): Have you seen everything?
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:16): Whaddaya mean?
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:19): Everything of what?
elan_einlhander (0:39:39): Everything. *ominous whisper*
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:42): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:43): <_<
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:49): Depends on who's asking. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:55): ~goes down town~
elan_einlhander (0:39:59): I am, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:44:38): Doug- "Boo hoooooooo! My daddy died, I'm not coming to WORK.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:45:27): And the S.C just laughed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:32): Rofl!
elan_einlhander (0:45:47): Which is why Matt is the coolest S.C in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:15): I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:24): I'm kinda partial to Tony, but whatever. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:32): Tony's a flamer, though.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:37): :O
elan_einlhander (0:46:59): :O O:
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:21): O:O , if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:26): That should be my new emoticon, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:47:29): 8====>O:
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:47:32): *couldn't resist*
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:50): 8=>D:
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:01): Since I, of course, have a much, much smaller penis.
elan_einlhander (0:48:51): And an oddly shapped mouth when you suck on it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:59): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:49:13): Since you suck your own cock so often.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:23): Yep, since I'm so flexible.
elan_einlhander (0:49:29): Not unlike me tossing my salad.
elan_einlhander (0:50:22): My tasty, tasty ass-salad.
elan_einlhander (0:50:43): I only just recently found out what that meant, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:47): I was way off.
elan_einlhander (0:50:52): Well, sorta way off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:26): the_psychobunny : X-) Vencabot_Teppoo: XD the_psychobunny : Well glad to see you are in high spirits Vencabot_Teppoo: I thought this was my other conversation, actually. Lol. My friend Doug was talking about tossing his salad. Vencabot_Teppoo: I thought that X-) was a sexual reference.
elan_einlhander (0:54:47): Rofl, get hype.
elan_einlhander (0:54:57): "My friend Doug was talking about tossing his salad."
elan_einlhander (0:55:00): Really good quote.
elan_einlhander (0:55:02): In fact
elan_einlhander (0:55:33): Welcome to my AIM profile.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:22): Quote me when I say, "FUCK!!!" because a song just rocked SO hard.
elan_einlhander (0:56:30): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:30): Just the opening. I started spazzing out, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:39): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:14): Because it was awesome, and I love this song and I've never seen the video... and it opens with just some chick with the most cartoony, EVIL grin.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:18): It's SO evil, dear God.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:26): And I was just like, "ffffFFFUUUUUCK!!!!" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:06): Oh my God!
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:08): THIS VIDEO ROCKS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:46): And you gotta love the lyric, "I'm glad ya found your place, with the pierced-queer teens in cyber space."
elan_einlhander (0:58:59): What video?
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:22): http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-266450-videos--Third-Eye-Blind Losing A Whole Year. Third Eye Blind are rock gods. ~goes to watch it again~
elan_einlhander (1:01:02): Lol, Army commercial.
elan_einlhander (1:01:27): Rofl, what a face.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:32): >:D
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:43): That emoticon needs teeth.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:55): >:)E)
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:02:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:04:27): Man.
elan_einlhander (1:04:32): Guides PKing pisses me off.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:38): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:04:45): I got a guy asking me if it's okay for him to PK while he's enabled.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:53): "Yes."
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:57): "Get a newbie."
elan_einlhander (1:04:57): I'm like, it's legal, but it's certainly not okay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:04): Is it legal?
elan_einlhander (1:05:08): Apparently, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:17): It was illegal back in the day, I thought.
elan_einlhander (1:05:20): Why the fuck would you want to even be a Guide if you're out PKing newbies.
elan_einlhander (1:05:23): Everyone thinks that.
elan_einlhander (1:05:32): But apparently it isn't, straight from the Immortals' mouths.
elan_einlhander (1:05:35): But no one really knows it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:05:44): And that's BS.
elan_einlhander (1:05:48): I'd fire a guide for that.
elan_einlhander (1:05:58): "So, you PKed this novice, and you were even enabled?"
elan_einlhander (1:06:00): "Yup."
elan_einlhander (1:06:04): "And you knew you were enabled?"
elan_einlhander (1:06:08): "Yup, it's legal."
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:09): "Well, keep up the good work."
elan_einlhander (1:06:13): "...Your ass is fired."
elan_einlhander (1:06:20): "W-what?" *KOCHINKOCHIN*
elan_einlhander (1:06:51): Lol, get hype five-person buddy list.
elan_einlhander (1:06:57): Wait, no
elan_einlhander (1:07:00): Four-person now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:05): Vencabot_Teppoo: VT shoulda made that video, it rocks so hard. the_psychobunny : VT? Vencabot_Teppoo: Dirty VT, lol. Halfling God of ROCK.
elan_einlhander (1:07:18): Who IS that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:28): Some RPer dude.
elan_einlhander (1:07:30): Ah.
elan_einlhander (1:07:35): RPer fags, the usual.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:38): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:41): So gay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:46): Such flamers.
elan_einlhander (1:07:52): RPers seem to suck, if you ask me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:53): Cock-muncho quermos.
elan_einlhander (1:08:00): You had that one admin faggot.
elan_einlhander (1:08:06): The girls, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:15): They're all reader-girls, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:08:21): Point in case.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:28): Point in my underwear.
elan_einlhander (1:08:30): Oh, another thing that confuses me.
elan_einlhander (1:08:40): How can you love to RP, yet not even so much as like video games.
elan_einlhander (1:08:47): And love to read.
elan_einlhander (1:08:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:53): I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (1:08:56): You'd think they'd at least go a LITTLE hand-in-hand.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:16): But, Kayla wasn't a fantasy RPer. She was a realistic-fiction RPer.
elan_einlhander (1:09:25): Hm, I suppose.
elan_einlhander (1:09:32): Still.
elan_einlhander (1:09:39): Then again, the only RPing I did was fantasy.
elan_einlhander (1:09:41): And it rocked
elan_einlhander (1:09:41): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:46): ~figures you're talking about her~ Man, did it ever rock.
elan_einlhander (1:09:57): Doug's Sky Knight, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:01): Tactics RP, for as long as it lasted, pwned.
elan_einlhander (1:10:04): Learning as I go.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:57): Raymond Marchrist RP rocked too, which Doug was in for a day. It went on pretty damn well, but then me and the RPer had a fight and stopped talking, so I killed off Raymond by having him get his soul eaten by PT, and she got really pissed, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:14): Rof.
elan_einlhander (1:11:16): Rolf*
elan_einlhander (1:11:17): ....
elan_einlhander (1:11:18): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:25): I was like, "Well, we weren't talking anyway!" "Well, we could've at least left the RP open-ended!" "I needed some closure. :o("
elan_einlhander (1:11:25): Way to take it out-of-character DAVID.
elan_einlhander (1:11:27): GEEZ.
elan_einlhander (1:11:35): Closure.
elan_einlhander (1:11:36): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:42): Closure for David ALWAYS.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:43): ALWAYS.
elan_einlhander (1:11:49): Not unlike Doug, David wins the hearts of many, many cyber-honies.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:50): ~always~ involves killing off a character.
elan_einlhander (1:11:52): Without even trying.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:06): Yep, lol. Napoleon Dynamite.
elan_einlhander (1:12:10): NO
elan_einlhander (1:12:16): NO NAPOLEON REFERENCE.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:18): "You're just jealous 'cause I talk to all the hot chicks online."
elan_einlhander (1:12:19): SO HELP ME GOD
elan_einlhander (1:12:20): GAH
elan_einlhander (1:12:22): FAGGOT
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:24): :D
elan_einlhander (1:12:28): GOD DAMN YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:35): :o)
elan_einlhander (1:12:40): Oh SHIT
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:43): ~laughs out LOUD whenever he sees those faces~
elan_einlhander (1:12:43): Colwyn's a SAINT
elan_einlhander (1:12:56): His MM char.
elan_einlhander (1:12:59): H-he's a saint.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:04): That's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (1:13:14): I shit you not.
elan_einlhander (1:13:19): If you don't believe me, log on, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:44): Man, this girl is really cute. ~mind everywhere at once~
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:59): Too bad her music is chotto hen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:13): I had to use Japanese because that's the only way to describe it, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:28): Chotto hen means something all in itself.
elan_einlhander (1:14:47): Oh, and before I forget.
elan_einlhander (1:14:53): Totemo means very, right?
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:56): I mean, I wanted to say that her music is bad... but actually, it's pretty good, lol. It's just... weird. I wouldn't listen to it. Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:05): As in, totemo shichigai.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:09): = very crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:11): :D
elan_einlhander (1:15:22): Okay, I was using it at work and didn't know if it was in the right context.
elan_einlhander (1:16:00): I was like "Hm, weather was the last big thing we learned..."
elan_einlhander (1:16:11): And I recalled the toki doki and totemo things.
elan_einlhander (1:16:19): With the cut-scene weather cards, lol
elan_einlhander (1:16:25): Cloudy, THEN SUNNY BABY
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:28): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:16:40): Oh wait, it's a liiiiiiiiittle cloudy, but a WHOLE LOT OF SNOW MOTHER FUCKER.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:53): ~cracks up~
elan_einlhander (1:17:06): *saying it with fake Japanese voice*
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:20): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:17:35): You remember the cards, lol
elan_einlhander (1:18:03): Sensei had a ridiculous amount of flash cards.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:09): She did.
elan_einlhander (1:18:17): Itadakimasu, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:19): "Eat a duck I must"
elan_einlhander (1:18:24): *cracks up*
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:24): RFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:37): And of course, David with Kayla.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:59): Kayla: "I want Chinese. I have to wait until my mom gets home to ask her."
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:06): David: "Where is she?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:10): Kayla: "Burger King."
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:24): David: "...Then you should just eat Burger King."
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:31): Kayla: "Nah, I don't feel like it."
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:49): David: "But, having her go back out for Chinese after she gets home from a restuarant... isn't that kinda a waste?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:03): Kayla: "Well, she's got a car... she isn't busy..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:14): And she tells me her family is "poor," lol. But I got distracted.
elan_einlhander (1:20:16): And she wonders why we think she's stupid. :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:17): I was gonna say about duck.
elan_einlhander (1:20:27): Lol, did you read that part about her mom?
elan_einlhander (1:20:30): And having her on accident?
elan_einlhander (1:20:34): Comparing it to me?
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:44): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:20:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:20:50): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:20:53): "Your whore mother"
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:33): But anyway, she was like, "What should I ask for?" "Chicken Lo Mein." "I wanna try duck." "Then get duck, for Christ's sake. I don't care."
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:10): "But I dunno what duck tastes like." "Why do you wanna try it?" "Because I've never tried it!" "Have you ever tried crack?" "No. Why?" "...Nevermind."
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:20): rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:28): She's so slow.
elan_einlhander (1:22:31): David does love using drugs as a comparison.
elan_einlhander (1:22:34): I know, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:36): I sadly know.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): Because she's SoOoOoO against drugs.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:41): For no reason.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:51): Like 90% of people that are against drugs.
elan_einlhander (1:22:57): Even though, according to her, only the biggest and baddest people use drugs.
elan_einlhander (1:23:07): Meaning she isn't assciociated with anyone that does.
elan_einlhander (1:23:19): So what she has to hate is beyond me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:38): Ahhh, what a bitch. :D
elan_einlhander (1:23:41): Lol, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:46): ~looks at his contact lists... nope, not there anymore~
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:49): ~aaaaaahhhh.....~
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:00): It's strange hating someone so bad after such a short time.
elan_einlhander (1:24:06): I'm surprised she never mentioned it.
elan_einlhander (1:24:16): "You've only known me a WEEK, how can you HATE me and want to kill me???"
elan_einlhander (1:24:19): "Funny isn't it? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:31): David has known her for... months now.
elan_einlhander (1:24:37): Good job.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:40): Since Winter started.
elan_einlhander (1:24:45): Way to wear the granny-pants, so to speak.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:59): Such good ti- popcorn.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:00): Brb
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:13): Lemme rephrase.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:17): Such small ti- popcorn.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:18): Brb.
elan_einlhander (1:25:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:25:33): Stop mocking me prepubescent titties.
elan_einlhander (1:25:35): my*
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:58): My avatar is awesome. How are our avatars so awesome. ~freaking out~
elan_einlhander (1:27:07): I have the sudden urge to hit Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (1:27:08): Like literally.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:09): ~must be because of his sleeping patterns recently, lol~
elan_einlhander (1:27:10): What the fuck
elan_einlhander (1:27:13): We didn't even MENTION her.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:14): Wanna know why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:27:17): Please.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:36): Because, even if you're not being serious, every time you see, say, or think even the WORD "evil," you become more and more evil.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:49): We've been talking about stupid bitches, of which Lynnette belongs.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:55): And about ATTACKING stupid bitches.
elan_einlhander (1:27:59): Lol, oh did I tell you?
elan_einlhander (1:28:03): About how she greeted me
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:11): And so the OPTION is becoming more and more of a reality to you, lol. You told me THAT she greeted you.
elan_einlhander (1:28:22): I was standing at the back of the lunch room, with my hands behind my back, looking out of the window.
elan_einlhander (1:28:28): And I hear "HOLY SHIT!@"
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:33): I was like "Guh!"
elan_einlhander (1:28:39): "That cussing! KILL"
elan_einlhander (1:28:43): Turn around "Oh, hey."
elan_einlhander (1:28:49): I never really though about it.
elan_einlhander (1:28:53): But she had such a foul mouth.
elan_einlhander (1:29:04): Like, not even creative cussing.
elan_einlhander (1:29:08): Just random stupid shit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:10): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:14): Like Ericka, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:16): "How was your day?"
elan_einlhander (1:29:30): "Same shit, different day, you know."
elan_einlhander (1:29:32): "...yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:01): It was just her VOICE when she'd cuss, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:09): Oh God, hating so much.
elan_einlhander (1:30:10): SO MUCH HATE
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:12): ~should invent a game called "One step to Ericka," which is a variation of "8 steps to Kevin Bacon"~ Lynnette does have a really annoying voice.
elan_einlhander (1:30:15): But but
elan_einlhander (1:30:25): I deleted her from my Yahoo! thingy.
elan_einlhander (1:30:29): Finally.
elan_einlhander (1:30:55): Because I was afraid that, with the Kayla rendering, that I would honestly start cussing Lynnette out if she logged on.
elan_einlhander (1:31:04): Just completely random.
elan_einlhander (1:31:22): "You fucking skank-ass bitch."
elan_einlhander (1:31:28): "I should punch you in the fucking jaw."
elan_einlhander (1:31:32): She'd pry call the cops, lol
elan_einlhander (1:31:36): Like a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:46): Difference between Kayla and Lynnette:
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:51): Lynnette knows where you live.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:31:54): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (1:32:07): And Lynnette doesn't live in a closed-in Southern town
elan_einlhander (1:32:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:18): Even though she wants to, since she does that Civil War reinactment shit.
elan_einlhander (1:32:24): There was nothing she did that I liked.
elan_einlhander (1:32:27): Absolutely nothing
elan_einlhander (1:32:33): Wait, except for that thing with my teeth.
elan_einlhander (1:32:35): No HOBBIES
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:42): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:33:19): She reinacted, did Ballet, read, bitched, and did school work.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): I played video games, worked, and hated.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:33:41): And yes, I know I'm hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:13): sUCH GOOD TIMES.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:18): sO AWESOME.
elan_einlhander (1:34:22): i KNOW.
elan_einlhander (1:34:43): You know times are good when you're spitting on pregnant chicks.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:03): And trying to get Southern girls to commit suicide.
elan_einlhander (1:35:19): Good-ass, belt-whipping, jaw-slugging, mother fucking times.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:31): I have her phone number. I should call her and just be like, "...Do it. *click*"
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:43): Breathe deep into the reciever.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:00): I did that to Luke's dad, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:11): Or, "Gonna getcha! *click*"
elan_einlhander (1:36:32): Since she asked me over and over if one of us would really kill her, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:50): Or, my favourite: "Is your refridgerator running, mother fucker?!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:20): Did you listen to those Jack Nickelson prank calls? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:27): Yeah, with you
elan_einlhander (1:37:28): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:57): I love the Miss Cleo ones.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:29): "Is there a man in your life, darlin'?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:33): "No, not rea-"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:36): "Is he in prison?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:39): "No."
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:46): "Is he a big type of fellow?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:50): "No, there's no-"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:54): "Yep, that's the daddy!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:39:38): LOOOORDIE
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:02): Wah?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:07): WAAAAAAAH?!?!?!?!
elan_einlhander (1:40:19): WHy YaH duN WASHED me hoME dun!
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:40:48): I should cut off my penis.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:57): Way ahead of ya.
elan_einlhander (1:41:02): I think it would solve my girl prob- what?
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:43): I think that not having a penis would make my girl problems worse.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:56): Because I'd probably still be horny, but twice as angry.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:15): I say this only assuming the horniness comes from the penis.
elan_einlhander (1:42:19): Seeing as how it responds.
elan_einlhander (1:42:31): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:44): Omg, MGS3.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:53): David made SO many one-eyed Snake jokes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:09): I could HEAR the characters in the game telling me to shut the fuck up. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:59): Ouch, just told a girl to stop flirting with me, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:04): I really hate women tonight
elan_einlhander (1:44:29): She always does it with me, and I usually just go with it, but all it is is teasing, so I told her to cut it out.
elan_einlhander (1:44:39): So it's all awkward now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:09): Well, if things get boring, you can always... oh my God.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:19): WHAT IF I JUST TYPED IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME?
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:26): ~HAS ADHD TONIGHT... CAN'T HOLD A THOUGHT~
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:31): ANYWAY.
elan_einlhander (1:45:34): I told Vassago he should do that.
elan_einlhander (1:45:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:51): IF THINGS GET BORING, YOU COULD ALWAYS KICK HER AROUND WITH MY GIANT, GOLDEN BOOT OF JUSTICE.
elan_einlhander (1:45:52): And Celestia.
elan_einlhander (1:46:14): I perfer my lunky black boot of courage.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:04): Quie-Gon Leap, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:25): "Quie-Gon Leap is NOT about violence, my son... It is about meditation."
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:45): "But I wanna learn to kick ass! Haha, look at this fruity monk. I bet you couldn't even-"
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:55): "BOOT-TO-THE-HEAD! *BAMF*"
elan_einlhander (1:48:07): AH, PARASITE IN MY LEG, PARASITE IN MY FUCKING LEG!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:34): A parasite.
elan_einlhander (1:48:40): Oh my GOD.
elan_einlhander (1:48:55): It felt like something was eating my leg from the inside out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:05): That was John.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:07): He got hungry.
elan_einlhander (1:49:12): So he dove INTO my body.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:14): And incarnated himself into your leg.
elan_einlhander (1:49:17): And start devouring my leg.
elan_einlhander (1:49:27): started*
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:58): I'm gonna go take a flaming-hot piss.
elan_einlhander (1:50:11): Must be after ejaculating then. :D
elan_einlhander (1:50:14): Those BUUUUUURN
elan_einlhander (1:50:16): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:39): I think, hundreds of years before candy was invented, people must've just eaten sugar.
elan_einlhander (1:55:03): Shut up about the sugar, it's not that good.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:12): And then, after hundreds of years, they got bored with it and had to invent candy.
elan_einlhander (1:57:26): My God I'm suddenly very tired.
elan_einlhander (2:00:05): I wish my mother would reconsider selling the house, the living over there is pretty shitty.
elan_einlhander (2:00:17): There's no room, my brother has to sleep in the dank-ass basement.
elan_einlhander (2:00:41): Stuck with Grandpa, and no one wants that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:15): Ew. Grandpa.
elan_einlhander (2:01:44): Just seems like a really irrisponsible decision.
elan_einlhander (2:01:55): And everyone seems to think we have to take care of this dumb-ass old man.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:12): Isn't your granpda insanely wealthy?
elan_einlhander (2:02:17): Where I know damn-well he's fully capable, and any medical problems can be solved by hiring a stay-at-home nurse.
elan_einlhander (2:02:19): Yes, he plays the stocks.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:30): Then yeah, he should hire a nurse.
elan_einlhander (2:02:32): He spends at least a thousand dollars a week.
elan_einlhander (2:02:39): But no, my mom insists on being the one to help him.
elan_einlhander (2:02:45): And drag the whole fucking family down with her.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:46): So she can get all of his money.
elan_einlhander (2:02:53): I guess.
elan_einlhander (2:02:57): I can't imagine any other good reason.
elan_einlhander (2:03:08): I think she feel a lot of guit too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:09): She's sexually attracted to your grandpa.
elan_einlhander (2:03:18): She's gay, everyone hates her, and she's been the most distant daughter.
elan_einlhander (2:03:26): So she wants a chance to be close, to be the favourite.
elan_einlhander (2:03:42): I'm only assuming, mind you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:52): And now she's like, "Waaah, my dad is dying, I'm gonna sell the house."
elan_einlhander (2:04:09): Even though he's not, he drinks like hell again, he's a lost cause.
elan_einlhander (2:04:15): He's a violent drunk as well.
elan_einlhander (2:04:18): Like, really violent.
elan_einlhander (2:04:30): You think I want my siblings in this situation?
elan_einlhander (2:04:37): Shitty home, mean drunk, unhappy.
elan_einlhander (2:04:48): Dave's always all depressed now.
elan_einlhander (2:04:55): 'Cause he has nothing to look forward to when he goes 'home'
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:45): Doug's gonna make a really great mother one day. But, until then, seems like you're pretty fucked because you have no legal authority over your family.
elan_einlhander (2:06:05): Sadly so, I doubt I can convince her to change her mind at this point.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:40): Gotta love society.
elan_einlhander (2:06:45): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:15): I know what Dave is gonna look like when he grows up, btw.
elan_einlhander (2:07:23): Oh? Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:36): Yep. Exactly.
elan_einlhander (2:07:43): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:02): http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-296202-videos--3-Doors-Down "Here Without You"
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:18): He's the lead singer, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:42): Lol. The suspense. They won't frickin' show him, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:41): It looks exactly like him, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:12:07): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:12:08): ...
elan_einlhander (2:12:08): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:16): Lead singer of 3 Doors Down : David Allen = Ramus : John Hernandez
elan_einlhander (2:14:05): Speaking of which.
elan_einlhander (2:14:14): does Windows still try to get you to update to Service Pack 2?
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:34): I don't think so. Recently it asked me to install some security thing, but it wasn't Service Pack 2.
elan_einlhander (2:14:50): I've been asked about four times now to install service pack 2.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:01): Yeah, same here... but I think it stopped.
elan_einlhander (2:15:05): I keep clicking the "do not ask me again" option
elan_einlhander (2:15:16): I'm like "OOO, updates!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:16): "Service Pack 2?"
elan_einlhander (2:15:21): "*whir, whir, whir*"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:22): "No thanks, don't ask me again."
elan_einlhander (2:15:25): "Oh no, fuck YOU."
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:28): "...Service Pack 2... ?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:31): "No!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:33): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:34): "..."
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:39): "...Serv-"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:41): "NO!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:11): But really though, tell me that guy doesn't look like your little brother.
elan_einlhander (2:16:27): I can't lie, it does, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:16:53): I just recently realized my brother isn't growing, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:08): I'm average height, Dan's a few inches taller, but Dave is like half my height, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:20): Well, isn't he still kinda young for puberty? Give him some time. I mean, Colwyn-buddy... Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:26): He's just about a year younger than Dan.
elan_einlhander (2:17:37): Look at their difference in heigh, lol
elan_einlhander (2:17:38): height*
elan_einlhander (2:17:47): Colwyn-buddy, lol
elan_einlhander (2:17:50): He sure got the late train.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:57): Colwyn went from being the same height for years to being taller than you over a single summer.
elan_einlhander (2:18:06): Good Times.
elan_einlhander (2:18:11): Yet I still think of him as little.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:16): Same here, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:34): And what's funny is, people that met him today have no idea how short he used to be.
elan_einlhander (2:18:42): Not a clue.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:56): That guy has the single most square-shaped head I've ever seen.
elan_einlhander (2:19:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:16): http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-296202-videos--3-Doors-Down Don't watch any of the videos. Just look at their group picture. The guy in the middle.
elan_einlhander (2:19:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:11): I bet he wouldn't even feel it if you hit him in the head with a brick.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:18): He'd just be like, "maw."
elan_einlhander (2:20:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:20:22): Maw
elan_einlhander (2:20:24): Great word
elan_einlhander (2:20:26): Can mean so much
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:35): Look at him, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:40): "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (2:20:47): :O
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:49): "FIRE BAAAAD!!!!"
elan_einlhander (2:21:03): "OIL GOOOOOOOD!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:23): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:32): I was flipping through channels yesterday.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:46): And on CMT they were playing "Over and Over" by Nelly, featuring Tim McGraw.
vencabot_teppoo (2:21:54): I was like, "NELLY! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU DONE?!"
elan_einlhander (2:22:03): Lol, the Sin against nature.
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:16): "PLAYING HIP-HOP ON COUNTRY-MUSIC-TELEVISION!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:22:30): I think that's what he wanted to do. Poison CMT.
elan_einlhander (2:22:37): Clever bastard.
elan_einlhander (2:22:40): He's laid his seed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:10): Now that the poison has been injected, people will say, "Hey, hip hop really isn't that bad" and then they'll go watch VH1 instead of CMT, and CMT will have to change what they show if they want people to watch them.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:23): And they'll end up changing their name to "CMT: Channel of Music Television."
elan_einlhander (2:23:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:23:43): My hair is really soft, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:50): I KNOW YOUR HAIR IS SOFT, DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:24:01): I wish someone would pet me. :(
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:09): I get petted all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:14): And I wish people would stop it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:24:18): Lol, I was joking.
elan_einlhander (2:24:23): Trying to MOCK you.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:24): I'm not. ~_~
elan_einlhander (2:24:36): I know.
elan_einlhander (2:24:39): I apologize. :(
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:42): :o(
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:44): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:24:46): :<
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:48): The nose ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:25:02): Colwyn uses that a lot
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:14): Sideways emoticons are so hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:34): They're the idiotic hand-gestures of the internet.
elan_einlhander (2:25:59): <^> ( ^o^ ) <^>
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:14): <3 = Normal heart.
elan_einlhander (2:26:16): I've got your idiotic hand-gesture right there.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:18): E> = robot heart.
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:26:22): Rofl
elan_einlhander (2:26:58): Soooooooo fucking tired.
elan_einlhander (2:27:01): But must level UP.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:12): Must watch retarded music videos.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:17): Over and over.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:19): Same videos. Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:27): No you need to get me my water bottle.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:36): ~farts in your face~
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:39): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (2:27:44): AKAKAKAKAKA.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:54): ~really laughed out loud when he typed that~
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:23): I wish I still had Kazaa... lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:31): And that it wouldn't shove Spyware up my ass.
elan_einlhander (2:28:40): Same.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:48): Everyone is like, "DOWNLOAD BIT TORRENT!!! :DDDD"
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:53): I'm like, "...No." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:29:06): I don't understand how Bit Torrent would be better, still.
elan_einlhander (2:32:24): Lol, your avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (2:32:32): I know, I know.Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:32:50): MY avatar, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:11): Hm. ~just heard a pretty cool new song on the radio... LAUNCH CAST RADIO!~
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:21): Nerd bands ALMOST always rock.
elan_einlhander (2:40:35): Mmm, Tank.
elan_einlhander (2:40:50): Makes me think of how awesome Foster is.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:12): I wonder how his son is doing.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:39): Probably super.
elan_einlhander (2:41:39): *can picture chibi-Foster with a little saxaphone*
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:47:39): I hate talking to people that take like five minutes to respond.
elan_einlhander (2:47:42): Know what I mean?
elan_einlhander (2:48:13): Lol. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:20): Lol. You found me out.
elan_einlhander (2:48:27): It sank in pretty quick.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:29): Before I even got to punch-line the joke.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:42): I was like, "goddammit. Five minutes is a long time to wait."
elan_einlhander (2:48:56): Rofl, you would have, to the second.
elan_einlhander (2:49:34): But yeah, there's people I talk to where I'm like "Op, Yahoo window flashing, RESPOND."
elan_einlhander (2:49:49): And I guess to the them it's "Yahoo! window flashing, hope I can get around to that soon.":
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:03): David, talking to Kayla today.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:07): Doug: "David."
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:09): "...David?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:15): "...Y-you okay, buddy?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:23): Like I'm sitting here, typing, foaming at the mouth.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:28): So awesome, just imagining it.
elan_einlhander (2:50:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:51:00): god damn my hair is soft.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:20): Doug can't even take it.
elan_einlhander (2:51:26): It's me or the hair.
elan_einlhander (2:51:28): Choose bitches.
elan_einlhander (2:51:57): Lol, I realized in the bathroom how much I could pass as a woman.
elan_einlhander (2:52:09): I brushed my hair with my new brush, and half of it was on my left shoulder.
elan_einlhander (2:52:15): I was like "Wow, my hair is pretty."
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:28): ATB is a crazy, fully techno band. You can't like more than one of their songs, because they all sound the same, SO much so that it's kinda annoying when you can't tell the difference, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:48): Yeah, I know what you're saying.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:56): I condition my hair constantly, of course.
elan_einlhander (2:53:14): I don't, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:53:17): Now I wish I did.
elan_einlhander (2:53:40): Since I do have the urge for herbal.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:48): You do.
elan_einlhander (2:55:30): *starting to wonder if that's a dude*
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:41): Lol. I don't think so.
elan_einlhander (2:55:52): It would be even funnier if it were.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:01): ~laughing out loud~ Yeah, it would be.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:04): Deep voice.
elan_einlhander (2:56:07): With a deep, j-
elan_einlhander (2:56:09): ...
elan_einlhander (2:56:09): Yeah
elan_einlhander (2:56:10): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:11): "Looooooordie."
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:19): Wait.
elan_einlhander (2:56:21): Deep and Jamaican
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:26): How did I know what you were talking about.
elan_einlhander (2:56:31): ...
elan_einlhander (2:56:36): Because it's an awesome avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:51): elan_einlhander : Since I do have the urge for herbal. Vencabot_Teppoo: You do. elan_einlhander : *starting to wonder if that's a dude* Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. I don't think so. elan_einlhander : It would be even funnier if it were. Vencabot_Teppoo: ~laughing out loud~ Yeah, it would be.
elan_einlhander (2:57:05): *taps his forehead*
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:12): @.@
elan_einlhander (2:57:21): Anywho
elan_einlhander (2:57:24): I'm sleepy, and leveled up.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:27): Go to bed.
elan_einlhander (2:57:28): I think that merits sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:38): ~knew you were gonna say you were gonna go to bed as soon as you said "anywho"~
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:57:49): You have become more learned at 'sleepiness'.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:08): My favourite is: "cast stupidity elan"
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:22): "that spell cannot be enhanced further on that target" or something like that, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:32:57): @_@
elan_einlhander (18:43:14): Since I slept all day, and am now up.
elan_einlhander (18:43:27): You need to wake yo stank-ass up.
elan_einlhander (21:25:23): Moo?

1-31-05


vencabot_teppoo (16:06:12): How ya been, Doug?
elan_einlhander (16:06:21): Not too shabby, all things considering.
elan_einlhander (16:06:23): How about you?
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:53): Oh, been sleeping and playing DBZ Budokai 3 consequtively (sp?) for the last few days.
elan_einlhander (16:07:12): Consequitively...?
elan_einlhander (16:07:14): You mean
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:17): I got the Dragon Arena mode, and made Trunks into a raging beast.
elan_einlhander (16:07:29): Sleeping, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:50): God, characters are hard to get in DBZ.
elan_einlhander (16:08:01): I thought you weren't gonna do that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:19): I could train to BECOME a z-fighter in the same amount of time it takes to get all of the z-fighters. Whaddaya mean?
elan_einlhander (16:08:33): The character collecting on DBZ.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:54): Oh no, I intend to get all of the characters, and the capsules... eventually.
elan_einlhander (16:09:04): Ah, I see.
elan_einlhander (16:09:16): I will probably copy your data again in that case, since I haven't been able to play.
elan_einlhander (16:09:23): Eventually.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:31): Well, all I unlocked since I showed you my data was Uub and Cell Jr.
elan_einlhander (16:09:37): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:48): How's work been? Still not fired? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:09:50): I should still remember how to get some people, so feel free to ask.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:00): I looked up a FAQ... doesn't make it any easier, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:03): Work was ridiculous yesterday, because I Hulked out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:10): Hulked out.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:18): What do you mean by this "Hulked out?"
elan_einlhander (16:10:26): Me and Highlander were working the lot right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:40): Right.
elan_einlhander (16:10:54): And he's like "Hey, let's just put ALL of the carts out here together, and haul them up in two groups, one for each of us.
elan_einlhander (16:10:58): I'm like hey why not.
elan_einlhander (16:11:12): So we collect 'em all, and each have about 25 to pull up, hooked together with a rope.
elan_einlhander (16:11:20): I decide to lead, and start hauling them
elan_einlhander (16:11:21): Uphill
elan_einlhander (16:11:47): I'm struggling, but refusing to stop, and just start for the door, grabbing at whatever I can to pull myself forward.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:55): I get inside, and have to pull harder to get around the corner.
elan_einlhander (16:12:03): And the sleeves of my shirt begin ripping around my arms.
elan_einlhander (16:12:05): Like the Hulk
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:15): No one will believe these stories but me, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:12:25): Dude I'm serious, lol, I'm wearing the shirt now
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:47): I told the "laughing at Gina's pregnancy" story at school, and everyone thinks you're gonna be fired, but I was like, "Well, he DID get away with telling a girl that he was going to kill her, so..." Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:13:11): No one said a word. :D
elan_einlhander (16:13:24): My arms got buff in an instant, apparently.
elan_einlhander (16:13:31): I mean come on, I hulked out for christ's sakes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:47): Yep. Sincerely, honesty hulked out.
elan_einlhander (16:14:04): Of course, Heather was at the door.
elan_einlhander (16:14:14): Watching me go insane on these carts.
elan_einlhander (16:14:18): "Oh my Goooooooooood"
elan_einlhander (16:14:39): And I threw them into the line-up, and fell to my knees, groaning.
elan_einlhander (16:14:40): She's like
elan_einlhander (16:14:50): "Hey, you need a new shirt, that one is torn.
elan_einlhander (16:14:56): And I just cracked up, lol
elan_einlhander (16:15:03): I was so exhausted, that I found it to be hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:11): Rofl. It is.
elan_einlhander (16:15:28): I love working with the Highlander, lol
elan_einlhander (16:15:38): Everyone else I work with, holds me back, 'cause they won't match me.
elan_einlhander (16:16:03): Steve is usually who I'm stuck with, he won't push more than seven or so, and takes a break after each run.
elan_einlhander (16:16:10): So I in turn feel lazy. -_-
elan_einlhander (16:16:29): Highlander is like "Hmmm, guess we had best go Super Saiyan for this." and he like pulls all the carts together with magnetic powers.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:37): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:16:54): And
elan_einlhander (16:16:56): He
elan_einlhander (16:16:57): Bought me
elan_einlhander (16:16:58): a PS2?
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:04): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:08): ...Why?
elan_einlhander (16:17:13): I... don't know, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:17:21): I went to see him, he was greeting when he first came.
elan_einlhander (16:17:23): So we chatted
elan_einlhander (16:17:29): And I mention buying Star Ocean 3.
elan_einlhander (16:17:40): He sounds sort of disappointed and says "Oh, you got a PS2?"
elan_einlhander (16:17:43): I say no, not yet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:17:49): He goes "Oh good, 'cause I bought you one."
elan_einlhander (16:18:05): I did a spit-take, since I was drinking a bottle of Aquafina, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:32): I don't know if I'll take it, since my mom was planning to get me one, lol
elan_einlhander (16:18:38): I gotta find out if she has already.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:04): Weird.
elan_einlhander (16:19:13): Awesomely weird.
elan_einlhander (16:19:35): If she hasn't, and he still wants to give it to me, I'll have my mom get me a DS I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:42): Brb.
elan_einlhander (16:19:43): Same cost, something I don't have.
elan_einlhander (16:19:44): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:59): Back.
elan_einlhander (16:24:22): Hm, birthday.
elan_einlhander (16:24:26): I'm gonna have to go that means
elan_einlhander (16:24:27): -_-
elan_einlhander (16:24:32): Doug is such a party pooper.
elan_einlhander (16:24:35): Even for his own parties.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:45): Lol. You should get BLOWN! :D
elan_einlhander (16:24:59): Blown meaning...? Lol, I'm not too good with drug-slang.
elan_einlhander (16:25:06): That's high, right?
elan_einlhander (16:25:07): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:14): Yep! :D
elan_einlhander (16:25:21): Okay, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:25:34): I wonder how much work I'd have to do to dig up some weed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:38): I have that damn song stuck in my head. I heard it last night / this morning and it blew my mind.
elan_einlhander (16:25:47): *doesn't know the song*
elan_einlhander (16:26:02): Oh, lol, dinner for my birthday.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:05): Let's Get Blown by Snoop Dogg. Almost makes me wanna go buy the CD, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:11): Dave wants pizza, Dan wants enchiladas.
elan_einlhander (16:26:13): So I said
elan_einlhander (16:26:20): Let's have pizza.... WITH ENCHILADAS ON IT.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:23): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:26:34): I remember one year I had pizza with pickles on it, lol
elan_einlhander (16:26:51): That's one thing I do actually look forward to for my birthday.
elan_einlhander (16:26:55): A big-ass dinner of my choice.
elan_einlhander (16:27:23): And I'm real glad I have the day off from work.
elan_einlhander (16:27:31): Or else the Store Director would be singing me happy birthday.
elan_einlhander (16:27:41): Which we all know would only result in blood-shed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:13): Needless bloodshed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:17): Doug doesn't want that.
elan_einlhander (16:29:38): I'm a good-hearted fellow, I don't want to see the blood of virgins being spilled.
elan_einlhander (16:31:37): Best comic ever.
elan_einlhander (16:31:44): http://materiamagica.keenspace.com/d/20041127.html
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:33): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:36): What a God.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:37): Awful.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:38): Comic.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:32:41): :D
elan_einlhander (16:32:48): Lol, you know you like the verticon drawn at the end.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:29): I swear, it's Dahkuri in the next comic, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:33:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:59): Except Dahkuri didn't promote triggers.
elan_einlhander (16:34:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:16): Good ol' Dahkuri.
elan_einlhander (16:34:31): Speaking of Dahkuri, I bought SA2 for eight dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:59): For Gamecube?
elan_einlhander (16:35:04): Yar.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:23): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:37): "Awww... What a cute kitten! Are you lost? What are you doing here?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:43): "I'm CPKing noobs like you"
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:51): Pulls out a giant axe, rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:35:57): David, you didn't have to read them all, lol
elan_einlhander (16:35:59): Just the one
elan_einlhander (16:36:21): But yeah, sweet-ass game sale.
elan_einlhander (16:36:45): Buy one get one half price, plus a 15% dicount on general merchandise, plus my 10% discount for being an employee.
elan_einlhander (16:37:05): =Me getting Star Ocean 3, SA2, and a gallon of milk for $50.67
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:52): Some of these comics are pretty funny.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:07): Well, that was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:34): I worked out so hard that, just now, when I tried to get up from laying down infront of my computer, I got as high as sitting up and then just collapsed into a heap on the floor.
elan_einlhander (16:43:48): I want to work out. :(
elan_einlhander (16:43:59): My arms are getting even more buff, but I wanna be less fat.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:08): Which sucks for you, since you have asthma.
elan_einlhander (16:44:13): But I'm a retard when it comes to working out.
elan_einlhander (16:44:16): I can't run, obviously.
elan_einlhander (16:44:19): So I gotta do something else.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:27): Maybe you should get into yoga.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:33): I do yoga every now and then.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:38): I think it's slimming.
elan_einlhander (16:45:08): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (16:45:25): My eating habits will obviously be most important, so I gotta keep a better eye on that.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:11): Also, you've slapped your asthma in the face before. Maybe you just need to do some intense meditation, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:28): Well, regardless of my asthma, it's not exactly running weather, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:31): Or get an OXYGEN BACKPACK.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:38): :D
elan_einlhander (16:46:42): Running in the snow and ice prolly isn't wise.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:46): ~goes to invent it RIGHT NOW for his good friend Doug~
elan_einlhander (16:46:52): Lol, what a chum.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:02): ~puts a jet on it for good measure~
elan_einlhander (16:48:06): Lol, that reminds me of Richard's phobia of the word 'buddy.'
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:13): Rofl
elan_einlhander (16:48:20): I called him buddy, he freaked out "Don't call me buddy!"
elan_einlhander (16:48:24): "W-what, we're not buddies?"
elan_einlhander (16:48:34): "We're friends, pals, chums, amigos, but NOT buddies"
elan_einlhander (16:48:39): "I hate the word buddy."
elan_einlhander (16:48:43): He says it's a white word, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:54): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:48:58): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:15): Meanwhile, I can't stop singing, "You know you wanna move girl, so come oooon: Let's Get Bloooooooown."
elan_einlhander (16:49:31): And I'm eating an individual waffle by hand.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:32): It makes me want to get up RIGHT NOW and go get blown, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:39): Lol. I know what that's like.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:42): It's a bachelor thing.
elan_einlhander (16:50:45): It is, eating things like that.
elan_einlhander (16:50:54): Just tossing a waffle into the toaster, pulling it out and taking a bite out of it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:16): I'll be back soon though, I'm gonna run up to QD for some milk.
elan_einlhander (17:21:48): Oh Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:54): ?
elan_einlhander (17:23:02): Milk is officially ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:04): Looooooooooordie.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:08): Ridiculous?
elan_einlhander (17:23:15): Reedickyouless.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:30): How a person can utterly hate milk is beyond me.
elan_einlhander (17:23:38): Remember those cookies I bought while stay at your place?
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:48): Yes.
elan_einlhander (17:23:50): staying*
elan_einlhander (17:24:00): I bought some just now, since I was at QD.
elan_einlhander (17:24:04): And bought a gallon of milk.
elan_einlhander (17:24:13): I might just have to drink this entire gallon of milk.
elan_einlhander (17:24:19): It's so gucking good.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:23): GUCKING GOOD
elan_einlhander (17:24:25): NOT FUCKING
elan_einlhander (17:24:27): GUCKING
elan_einlhander (17:24:52): Dan doesn't drink milk, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:54): What a faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:10): What a flamer.
elan_einlhander (17:25:31): Milk combined with the right foods is Godly, and it's good for you.
elan_einlhander (17:25:34): It's like orange juice.
elan_einlhander (17:26:18): A new chapter in the Bible should be added for the creation of orange juice.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:26:57): "In the beginning, there was nothing.... and then, God rose up, and there... was Orange Juice."
elan_einlhander (17:27:16): Capitalized like God and Jesus, of course.
elan_einlhander (17:27:21): Since it's just that important.
elan_einlhander (17:27:41): And anyone who disagrees is gonna get Hulked on.
elan_einlhander (17:27:45): So what are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:45): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:50): ...RPing.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:53): And working on my website.
elan_einlhander (17:27:58): Still
elan_einlhander (17:28:04): How long do you think it'll be before you finish?
elan_einlhander (17:28:08): Like, entirely.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:56): Why do you ask? I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (17:31:12): I dunno, just trying to act interested in your projects.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:56): Lol. Well, thanks Doug. I thought you were talking about RPing anyway. I'll probably... hopefully be almost done with my d/R site by the end of the night.
elan_einlhander (17:33:14): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:20): My biggest problem is that I can't figure out what to post on the Welcome page.
elan_einlhander (17:34:28): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:34:52): I sat, thinking about it for like, half an hour, and literally got as far as the word "welcome."
elan_einlhander (17:35:01): Ouch.
vencabot_teppoo (17:35:31): I was like, "Welcome net-surfers..." No, that sounds gay. "Welcome, readers." No, they aren't readers yet if it's their first time. "Welcome to my site!" Wow, total flamage...
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:02): And then I got distracted and came back a few hours later and was like, "Oh yeah, I should finish the welcome text," and all that was in the file was the word "Welcome," with no period. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:36:23): Lol, well do you HAVE to use welcome?
elan_einlhander (17:43:15): Lol, get hype Chatalot.
elan_einlhander (17:43:24): I love looking through names when I get bored.
elan_einlhander (17:43:31): Always good for a laugh.
elan_einlhander (17:43:48): Like Brittney the large breasted slut here.
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:00): That's what I was just thinking. I could just give a brief description of the site. "dirge / REQUIEM: Online is a personal website that I, David Hernandez, created to contain a collection of short-stories related to the tale of 'dirge / REQUIEM,' which could be said to be the project of my young life. I intend to update this site on a regular basis with new, finalized stories as often as my creativity permits, and I hope that you will enjoy exploring the content of this domain." Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:21): Chatalot = hype
vencabot_teppoo (17:44:24): Chatalot = crunk
elan_einlhander (17:44:32): Lol, except that I could never use it.
elan_einlhander (17:44:49): I cant' even fathom just waltzing into some room with strangers ready to RP.
elan_einlhander (17:44:52): can't*
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:16): I get lucky and meet a good RPer every now and then, but they're really the minority, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:45:25): Exactly, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:45:33): I would only want good RPers around me at all times.
elan_einlhander (17:45:39): Rather than people like Phul Von Oston.
vencabot_teppoo (17:45:58): Phyl Von Ostan... God, such good times.
elan_einlhander (17:46:09): He was a buddy, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:51): He just ROLLS UP in a GERMAN WW1 tank in the year 2055, or whatever, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:46:59): And then single-handedly starts LAYING SIEGE to the city.
elan_einlhander (17:47:19): Rofl, yeah, complete decimatin the world around us while we RP in our little fantasy world within.
elan_einlhander (17:47:29): completely decimating*
elan_einlhander (17:47:33): Sorry, keyboard is sticking.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:01): He blows down the fuckin' gates to the city and then calls out in german to his other panzers which are apparently all hiding in the hills all this time, and they rush into the city and start blowing everything up.
elan_einlhander (17:48:28): Doug and David just playing two guys ready to fight, confused.
elan_einlhander (17:48:34): "Is... is that a German war-tank?"
elan_einlhander (17:48:39): "I do believe it is."
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:56): And he's STILL RPING, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:02): Except now his name contains a little HTML.
elan_einlhander (17:50:10): Lol, he was in bliss.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:40): I saw his name the other day on Chatalot and I was like, "...GET FUCKIN' HYPE, PHUL VON OSTAN!!!"
elan_einlhander (17:50:52): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:57): And he was like, "Garshuuct vacken nugen!!! >:O"
elan_einlhander (17:50:58): You showed me that.
elan_einlhander (17:51:07): Happy little German man.
elan_einlhander (17:51:13): About as happy as a German man gets.
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:22): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:53:56): Sonic Adventure 2 is really fun.
elan_einlhander (17:54:09): Well, let me rephrase.
elan_einlhander (17:54:19): Playing as Sonic or Shadow in Sonic Adventure 2 is really fun.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:48): It is. Meanwhile, the other two modes are total gayness.
elan_einlhander (17:54:58): Knuckles is cool.
elan_einlhander (17:55:03): But Knuckles gameplay sucks balls.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:06): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:55:15): Tails is... well tolerable, but Tails' gameplay sucks noodles.
elan_einlhander (17:55:17): Walker, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:55:39): "Gee, I can't get up to that ledge, I'll have to find some kind of jet booster."
elan_einlhander (17:55:44): "....YOU CAN FLY YOU RETARD!"
elan_einlhander (17:56:28): I just wish there were more running levels, they're such high-speed hype.
elan_einlhander (17:56:41): You wouldn't think you could maneuver and focus moving that fast, so many directions.
elan_einlhander (17:56:49): But I'll be damned if I didn't get used to it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:34): It's funny that, if you play a Sonic or Shadow level before you buy the game, you WILL want it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:45): And then, turns out, there's all kinds of other shit in the game too.
elan_einlhander (17:57:55): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:56): Pretty much draining the sweetness of the Sonic and Shadow levels.
elan_einlhander (17:58:17): The difference in the first and second games is weird.
elan_einlhander (17:58:26): The first game, you could just play as Sonic, all of his levels go in order.
elan_einlhander (17:58:39): But that's only one part of like six.
elan_einlhander (17:58:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:58:53): In the second game, there are more levels, but you gotta cram in Tails and Knuckles inbetween Sonic levels.
elan_einlhander (17:58:59): Making you antsy to play another Sonic level.
elan_einlhander (17:59:17): And surprisingly hype music.
elan_einlhander (17:59:22): Sega had the right idea with their music.
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:08): How's this for an opening page:
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:16): dirge / REQUIEM: Online is a personal website that I, David Hernandez, created to contain a collection of short-stories related to the tale of 'dirge / REQUIEM,' which could be said to be the project of my young life. I intend to update this site on a regular basis with new, finalized stories as often as my creativity permits, and I hope that you will enjoy exploring the content of this domain. Use the menu on the left to traverse the various areas of the site, and feel free to use the information on the Contact page to get ahold of me for any reason.
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:34): If you don't like how anything is worded, even if it's small, tell me. I'm trying to make everything about this site as sleek as possible.
elan_einlhander (18:07:21): I sorta don't like the way you said "which could be said to be said the project of my young life"
elan_einlhander (18:07:29): er
elan_einlhander (18:07:32): Could be said to be*
elan_einlhander (18:07:39): minus that second said.
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:52): You don't like the meaning, or just how it was worded?
elan_einlhander (18:08:04): Just how it was worded, the use of two be's so close together.
elan_einlhander (18:08:07): Kinda stuck out to me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:21): Yeah, that's what I thought too, lol, so it must be really noticable. It kinda gets jumbled up.
elan_einlhander (18:08:28): ~nod~
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elan_einlhander (18:09:55): Much better.
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:19): Okey dokey. Now to see how it looks. :D
elan_einlhander (18:12:44): I was just thinking of how balistic it would be for someone to watch me play through Final Rush, if they had never played this game or one like it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:36): Such a sweet level.
elan_einlhander (18:13:37): 'Cause I was just thinking of how much faith this game requires.
elan_einlhander (18:13:46): Running at a hundred fifty miles an hour, then seeing the edge coming up.
elan_einlhander (18:13:49): Nothing beyond it.
elan_einlhander (18:13:51): Do you stop?
elan_einlhander (18:13:53): Hell no
elan_einlhander (18:13:59): You run straight for it and you JUMP.
elan_einlhander (18:14:03): Something's going to be out there.
elan_einlhander (18:14:04): Trust me
elan_einlhander (18:14:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:15:50): "ARE YOU GRINDING ON A POLE WITH YOUR FEET??"
vencabot_teppoo (18:16:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:17:01): Tony Hawk can suck me, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:17:03): LOOOOOOOORDIE
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:22): LOOOORDIE.
elan_einlhander (18:24:25): Oh, and Chao raising
elan_einlhander (18:24:32): Is surprisingly enjoyable
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:37): Yeah, it is.
elan_einlhander (18:24:39): I was shocked to find out my Chao were all still alive, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:40): Unlike in SA1.
elan_einlhander (18:24:54): But I forgot that my one Chao, my first Chao, had been reborn or whateve.
elan_einlhander (18:24:56): whatever*
elan_einlhander (18:28:01): Of course, I still can't remember what posessed me to name all of my Chao after FFIX chars.
elan_einlhander (18:31:49): colwyn21: have you heard about cameron's girlfriend?
elan_einlhander (18:31:53): Why did I crack up at that, lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:10): Cameron has a girlfriend?
vencabot_teppoo (18:32:33): I just heard today, from Luke, that there was a rumour that he and Alyssa Biladou were going out, but I didn't believe it.
elan_einlhander (18:33:04): Koree's been telling me that he has suspicions about what Cameron has really been doing.
vencabot_teppoo (18:33:11): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:33:48): He's saying Alyssa too.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:01): That would be SUCH total shit.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:05): I'd have to kill Cameron myself.
elan_einlhander (18:34:10): He said he heard it from Ellen.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:14): Uck.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:15): UCK.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:18): ALYSSA.
elan_einlhander (18:34:24): Somewhat reliable source for Alyssa-ness.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:28): I don't mean to be a prep and be all gossippy and shit.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:32): But ALYSSA.
elan_einlhander (18:34:36): I know David, I know.
elan_einlhander (18:34:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:34:42): Just think back to the movie theatre.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:45): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:46): ROfl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:50): GOD, that was priceless.
vencabot_teppoo (18:34:55): How are you and I SO awesome like that.
elan_einlhander (18:35:04): Only time will tell how.
vencabot_teppoo (18:35:06): The ONE day both me and you go to the theatre.
elan_einlhander (18:35:17): She's there, and she looks like a cat in heat, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:36:01): What does Alyssa have going for her, lol
elan_einlhander (18:36:08): She's fat, she's ugly, she's moody, and no one likes her.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:10): UGH.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:12): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:13): Fat.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:14): Ugly.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:15): Moody.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:19): Stuck-up.
vencabot_teppoo (18:36:24): No one likes her.
elan_einlhander (18:36:29): Nobody.
elan_einlhander (18:36:31): Not even her
elan_einlhander (18:36:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (18:36:42): I pray this is just a rumour.
elan_einlhander (18:36:51): I thought Cameron was into Amanda or whatever?
elan_einlhander (18:37:06): *would suddenly perfer Cameron being gay*
elan_einlhander (18:37:13): *as per earlier suspicions*
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:31): An insane amount of girls are in love with Cameron.
vencabot_teppoo (18:37:34): It's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (18:37:39): MEANING
elan_einlhander (18:37:43): 'he could have the pick of the litter.
elan_einlhander (18:37:48): So who does he choose?
elan_einlhander (18:37:52): WHO DOES HE CHOOSE
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:01): He's the tall, goofy guy that every girl has a crush on but each thinks that their the only one that has a crush on him because he's so goofy.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:06): And it makes each of them feel special, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:38:14): Their = they're.
elan_einlhander (18:38:29): Ugh
elan_einlhander (18:38:35): Just ugh.
elan_einlhander (18:39:45): maybe this why he's been such a random ass recently.
elan_einlhander (18:39:51): She's rubbing off on him.
vencabot_teppoo (18:39:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:04): Or maybe he's just become an ass and that's why they fell for eachother.
elan_einlhander (18:40:11): Touche.
elan_einlhander (18:40:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:40:32): We should skin Alyssa alive and offer to Cameron as a peace offering.
elan_einlhander (18:40:37): offer it*
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:53): Lol. Cameron Nolin.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:02): And Alyssa Biladou.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:06): 4 ever
elan_einlhander (18:41:10): Biladeau I believe.
elan_einlhander (18:41:13): What a gay name, lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:17): Whatever, lol. She can suck me, either way.
elan_einlhander (18:41:24): She needs a fat one in the face.
vencabot_teppoo (18:41:29): I'll fuckin' ram a dildeau in her ear.
elan_einlhander (18:41:42): Lol, good one.
elan_einlhander (18:41:59): Does she even go to normal class anymore? Last I knew she was riding her high horse on some special program
vencabot_teppoo (18:42:06): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (18:42:14): Alyssa is God in her own right.
elan_einlhander (18:42:57): Lol, I remember how PISSED she got at me.
elan_einlhander (18:43:05): For acing that test about Great Expectations or whatever.
elan_einlhander (18:43:12): Maybe it was Romeo and Juliet.
elan_einlhander (18:43:17): 'cause I told her I never read the book.
elan_einlhander (18:43:33): The day I single-handedly made a mockery of English.
vencabot_teppoo (18:43:41): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:43:53): "Welp, got the highest grade in the class on the final exam for this book, and you know what the funniest part is?"
elan_einlhander (18:43:55): "...what?"
elan_einlhander (18:44:04): "I never once read this book, not even a chapter."
elan_einlhander (18:44:06): ":D"
elan_einlhander (18:44:12): "...You gotta be fucking kidding me."
elan_einlhander (18:44:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:40): Lol. So pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (18:44:48): Doug couldn't stop talking about it.
elan_einlhander (18:45:02): How could I resist, lol
elan_einlhander (18:47:46): Oh, did I ever send you the log of Vassago being a prick?
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:12): No, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:27): ~laughing out loud~
elan_einlhander (18:49:37): The best kind of laughter.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:42): Nice name for the file, btw.
vencabot_teppoo (18:52:54): Dear God, you need to post that log.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:01): If you haven't already.
elan_einlhander (18:53:29): Lol, I would have, but he apologized later.
elan_einlhander (18:53:37): So a few points in his favour.
vencabot_teppoo (18:53:46): Man, that is an awesome log to have, though.
elan_einlhander (18:53:57): Definitely, I was in shock.
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:16): Vass just losing it.
elan_einlhander (18:54:36): Over nothing, lol
elan_einlhander (18:54:41): Over the workings of the spell flame wind, lol
vencabot_teppoo (18:54:45): Maybe he had a stressful day, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:54:59): He said he was watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:55:15): The Highlander IMed me, holy shit.
elan_einlhander (18:55:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:34): God, that is a great log.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:42): I'm gonna show everyone that plays MM, if you haven't already. Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:55:54): I haven't showed it to anyone besides Colwyn and Kiprin.
elan_einlhander (18:57:05): Chocobo Knight V: so what time did you wake up today? ElanEinlhander: Like 12:30. ElanEinlhander: :D
elan_einlhander (18:57:13): Doug is needlessly excited.
elan_einlhander (18:57:22): Note the :D
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:23): Lol. Such a great emoticon.
elan_einlhander (18:57:29): God bless it.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:44): I'm reading the log again, and STILL laughing.
elan_einlhander (18:57:50): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (18:57:54): "thanks for letting me know what makes sense to me!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:00): "since you can read my mind and everything"
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:11): "I'll explain :P"
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:14): "no need to"
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:28): "it makes sense to me because you spoke and thus it was so"
elan_einlhander (18:58:35): Such an ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:58:35): Cracking me up.
elan_einlhander (18:58:41): And Elan HAD to perk in/
elan_einlhander (18:58:56): I said at my desk, "Oh naw, fuck that."
elan_einlhander (18:58:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:02:23): ElanEinlhander: Me and David walked to the theatre to see Spiderman again, and it was awesome. Chocobo Knight V: their just as good on tape or dvd ElanEinlhander: We even saved big money at Menards.
elan_einlhander (19:02:46): I never get tired of telling that story.
vencabot_teppoo (19:02:56): Yep, neither do I... because we really did.
elan_einlhander (19:03:08): That was one of our most awesome weekend outings.
elan_einlhander (19:03:20): 'specially since we were out for so long it seemed.
vencabot_teppoo (19:03:44): And Doug DIDN'T die.
elan_einlhander (19:03:58): Surprisingly enough, even in that blazing heat.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:08): And after such a looong walk.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:14): And then we walked HOME.
vencabot_teppoo (19:04:18): That walk even tires ME out.
elan_einlhander (19:04:21): Walked mind you.
elan_einlhander (19:04:25): Not driving.
elan_einlhander (19:04:26): Walking
elan_einlhander (19:05:56): Where the HELL did I get gummy bears??
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:06): And Misty pulls me into an MSN conference with a bunch of her friends.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:07): Out.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:09): Of.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:09): Nowhere.
elan_einlhander (19:06:14): M-misty?
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:20): Yes, Misty.
elan_einlhander (19:06:21): I thought we weren't talking to Misty?
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:27): I haven't talked to her in forever.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:31): And she didn't even greet me.
elan_einlhander (19:06:36): Get hype, David.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:43): I was just pulled into the middle of their conversation.
vencabot_teppoo (19:06:49): I just closed the window, lol. David don't play that.
elan_einlhander (19:07:01): I remember when Sharon tried to pull that shit on me.
elan_einlhander (19:07:05): So many hyper-ass little kids, I swear.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:10): Major glitch in MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:17): Just being pulled into huge conferences.
elan_einlhander (19:07:34): Then if you leave.
elan_einlhander (19:07:37): You just get yanked back in
vencabot_teppoo (19:08:34): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:08:42): But not in this case. I think she got the picture, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:08:56): You shoulda gave them the double-deuce before you left, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:00): The last time she messaged me was Christmas, and I was in a particularly bad mood.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:17): And she sent me some generic Christmas message that she sent to all of her friends.
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:28): I was like, "Don't you 'merry Christmas' me, I swear to God."
elan_einlhander (19:09:30): *hates those, 'specially the birthday ones*
vencabot_teppoo (19:09:41): And she was like "Why some grumpy, grumpy? Get in the spirit!"
elan_einlhander (19:09:50): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:09:57): I'd slit her virgin throat with that one.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:01): I was like, "Fuck you. Message me again, and you're on my ignore list. Do NOT respond to this."
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:09): "Well, merry Christmas to you TOO, then!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:12): "DELETED!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:18): In Strongbad's voice.
elan_einlhander (19:10:23): D-D-D-DELETION
elan_einlhander (19:10:28): MegaMan style.
elan_einlhander (19:11:24): I totally forgot about Missy, what with the Kayla epidemic.
elan_einlhander (19:11:30): Misty*
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:11): Yep, same here... mostly, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:16): I just go from idiot girl to idiot girl.
elan_einlhander (19:13:24): We're cool like that. :D
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:32): We're stupid like that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:41): Stupid flirts that type too goddamn sexy for our own good.
elan_einlhander (19:13:43): We're awesome like that. :D
elan_einlhander (19:13:44): WE ARE
elan_einlhander (19:13:45): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:46): As UNSEXY as we may or may not be.
elan_einlhander (19:13:47): So hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:48): The way we type.
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:52): Girls love it.
elan_einlhander (19:13:54): It's all because of how we type.
elan_einlhander (19:14:01): We're proper, romantic, direct.
elan_einlhander (19:14:09): We know EXACTLY what a girl wants to hear.
elan_einlhander (19:14:27): And as we learned from Kayla now, we're exactly the fucking same about it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:14): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:17): It's disgusting.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:19): And we need to stop.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:23): OR.
elan_einlhander (19:15:26): Lol, it's li-
elan_einlhander (19:15:27): OR?
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:33): We could keep doing it, and just keep putting girls on ignore, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:15:39): Works for me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:15:47): My ignore list, which had NO ONE on it for so many years, now consists of only GIRLS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:00): All of which I was in some sort of weird, semi-romantic relationship with for a time.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:11): + Ericka.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:21): Which was just... yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:16:35): *has no girls on ignore, save for Sharon's creepy-ass friend*
elan_einlhander (19:16:41): They just hate my guts and leave, lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:44): Sharon has a creepy ass friends?
elan_einlhander (19:16:45): So I dn't HAVE to.
elan_einlhander (19:16:47): don't*
vencabot_teppoo (19:16:48): Friends = friend.
elan_einlhander (19:16:57): Yeah, this chick who knew we were talking.
elan_einlhander (19:17:04): And she freaked 'cause she found out I was 17.
elan_einlhander (19:17:09): So she started harassing me on MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:12): Weird.
elan_einlhander (19:17:34): Since I'm obviously a sexual predator.
elan_einlhander (19:17:40): Like they warn you about on TV.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:47): Yep. Me too.
elan_einlhander (19:17:52): Rawr.
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:58): Said in the Mexican voice from South Park.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:01): "Yeah, me too."
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:18:12): Lol, I was cracking up at that commrcial about one in five kids are approached sexually online.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:22): By fuckin' me.
elan_einlhander (19:18:35): And me
elan_einlhander (19:18:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:45): I swear, I'm a sexual predator... but, then again, I don't ever say, "Hey, let's meet somewhere so I can rape you."
elan_einlhander (19:18:53): I don't need to.
elan_einlhander (19:18:56): And neither do you, lol
elan_einlhander (19:18:59): We're just that clever.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:23): But I have had romantic, ALMOST sexual flings with younger girls, but never all-out cybering.
elan_einlhander (19:19:40): Chotto
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:07): Truth be told, I even came onto Sharon once or twice, but I swear she was provoking it, lol... and that was SO mildly sexual that it was nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:20): But I was THINKING about it. Thinking diiiiiirty thoughts. ~laughed out loud~
elan_einlhander (19:20:31): *coughs*
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:41): Yeah, you go ahead and cough, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:44): Because I don't wanna know.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:49): So cough away, you son of a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:20:54): You don't, lol *laughing out loud SO hard*
elan_einlhander (19:20:57): Good Times, David.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:00): Such good times.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:04): It really is insane.
elan_einlhander (19:21:22): that's why I don't let this shit get to me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:23): People just don't live our lives, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:29): It's so sad.
elan_einlhander (19:21:31): Because I live such a radical life.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:33): Because we really do rock SO hard.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:41): Look at our avatars.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:43): Look at them.
elan_einlhander (19:21:48): So even if I've done horrendous things, and came onto SO many girls, I'm awesome
elan_einlhander (19:21:51): AND LOOK AT MY AVATAR.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:24): Such good times, confusing this guy that asked me to explain d/R to him.
elan_einlhander (19:22:29): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:33): Confused because he doesn't understand the difference between VT and VT.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:38): And VT.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:00): Like Harry, lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:09): VT = 4 foot 1 inch rapping Halfling God
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:22): VT = reincarnated several times destroyer of the universe
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:25): VT = ...me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:33): David is VT deep down, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:49): And, of course... Virtual Trunks, our boy.
elan_einlhander (19:23:55): Our BOY
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:04): Virtual Trunks and SSJ Gogeta... Dragon Court characters, and my first RP characters EVER.
elan_einlhander (19:24:20): You would think being online SO MUCH that I also would have developed multiple Elan personalities.
elan_einlhander (19:24:22): But... nope
elan_einlhander (19:24:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:29): Yeah, that really is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:33): You had ONE other Elan personality.
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:38): That I know of.
elan_einlhander (19:24:42): But he was STILL a good guy really.
elan_einlhander (19:24:43): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:24:43): And that was FFT Elan.
elan_einlhander (19:24:45): Yeah
elan_einlhander (19:24:49): He was a Sky Knight.
elan_einlhander (19:24:55): He had the same big sword Elan has.
elan_einlhander (19:24:58): Which is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (19:25:15): Which is awesome. Meanwhile, MM VT never did get T-Saber, which RP VT has.
vencabot_teppoo (19:25:40): He had a flute instead.
elan_einlhander (19:25:46): We should have just made you one out of the Great Flamberge, lol
elan_einlhander (19:25:50): With a restring coin.
elan_einlhander (19:26:54): *suddenly tempted to make one out of a sword of uncalling*
elan_einlhander (19:26:58): *has a coin too*
elan_einlhander (19:30:29): Lol, I should CYBER WITH THE HIGHLANDER.
vencabot_teppoo (19:30:36): You should.
elan_einlhander (19:31:19): David, why do I like this guy so much
elan_einlhander (19:31:20): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (19:31:25): He's really gay if you think about it
elan_einlhander (19:32:00): And he likes a lot of anime that I absolutely hate.
elan_einlhander (19:32:04): like Fooly Cooly.
elan_einlhander (19:32:05): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:32:28): But then again, so did David.
vencabot_teppoo (19:32:39): I did, too.
elan_einlhander (19:33:08): Why David, why.
elan_einlhander (19:34:33): Oh shit, the Highlander is coming over at 10.
elan_einlhander (19:34:33): !@
elan_einlhander (19:35:18): I need PANTS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:38): [9] guides heard you say, 'Sorry, need to clean up for The Highlander.'
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:04:54): Shizzam.
elan_einlhander (20:05:39): I never understood why guys would wear such tight-sleeved shirts.
elan_einlhander (20:05:42): I do now.
elan_einlhander (20:05:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:50): Yep, same here. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:05:56): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:06:16): Cameron Nolin.
elan_einlhander (20:06:21): And Alyssa Biladeau.
elan_einlhander (20:06:28): I still can't accept that.
elan_einlhander (20:06:30): Sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:16:36): Lol, discussing Faygo flavours with Celestia and Halelorf.
elan_einlhander (20:16:49): Since she's reminiscing of Lansing.
elan_einlhander (20:19:38): Apparently the thing she misses most is Quality Dairy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:01): Lol. They are pretty nice.
elan_einlhander (20:20:06): And everywhere.
elan_einlhander (20:21:09): How's the site coming along now?
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:37): Slowly. Just got done coding the home page, but there's still plenty to work on. No way it's gonna be done by tonight. ~_~
elan_einlhander (20:21:45): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (20:21:54): Well, if it makes you feel any better.
elan_einlhander (20:21:56): LOOOOOOORDIE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:05): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDIE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:06): WAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:22:10): You know it does, too, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:06): Is it wrong to laugh at the march to cure breast cancer? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:15): Quote:
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:22): "It is possibly to be SLIGHTLY pregnant."
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:30): David laughs his ass off.
elan_einlhander (20:26:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:27:36): "What would... walking do in terms of curing cancer..?"
elan_einlhander (20:27:49): "People pledge MONEY for you marching."
elan_einlhander (20:27:52): "W-what?"
elan_einlhander (20:27:57): Lol, I don't get it
elan_einlhander (20:28:00): Explain it to me, David.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:17): Doug, don't bother. It makes no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:26): People, like, BET on you.
elan_einlhander (20:28:28): Couldn't those people just GIVE the money?
elan_einlhander (20:28:35): If they really wanna help for cancer.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:40): They say, "I'll give 100 dollars for every mile you walk."
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:46): But they don't, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:50): It wouldn't be fun that way.
elan_einlhander (20:29:05): I didn't realize cancer was supposed to be fun, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:29:15): But it's okay, as long as I'm no the only person seeing this as retarded.
elan_einlhander (20:29:19): not*
elan_einlhander (20:46:16): I'm worried about Vivi. :(
elan_einlhander (22:45:30): Ye hast returned?
elan_einlhander (22:46:46): Guess not.

2-2-05


vencabot_teppoo (13:14:02): Japanese@About.com has sent you an e-mail! "About Japan: The Year of the Rooster"
vencabot_teppoo (13:14:02): David, immediately: "The year of my cock, bitches."
elan_einlhander (13:14:17): Lol, your timing is magnificient.
elan_einlhander (13:14:18): 'Cause
elan_einlhander (13:14:31): In this game, the guy was like to this girl "You look bushed"
elan_einlhander (13:14:32): And she says
elan_einlhander (13:14:35): "Yeah, I'm beat"
elan_einlhander (13:14:43): And I blurt out "Yeah I'd beat your bush honey."
elan_einlhander (13:14:46): How can I resist.
vencabot_teppoo (13:14:47): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (13:14:54): One of us needs to die, at least.
elan_einlhander (13:15:01): At the very least.
elan_einlhander (13:15:02): Meanwhile.
elan_einlhander (13:15:16): Highlander brought me Mexican food and a PS2 at 1:30 in the morning today.
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:22): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:27): You two should get married, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:15:32): Seriously, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:37): The Highlander is Doug's perfect girl, except for one thing.
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:15:41): And his girly is in love with my cat.
elan_einlhander (13:15:45): Like, she was spazzing
elan_einlhander (13:15:46): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:15:52): Well, at least SOMEONE is in love with it, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:15:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (13:16:04): Doug is so neglectful of his cats.
elan_einlhander (13:16:10): DAVID
elan_einlhander (13:16:13): THIS PS2 IS SO SMALL
elan_einlhander (13:16:14): AHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:18): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (13:16:21): I haven't seen the new ones.
elan_einlhander (13:16:55): It's about an inch taller than a PS2 game case, and a little less than twice as thick.
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:24): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:26): Nifty.
elan_einlhander (13:17:40): I'm rippin' up Star Ocean 3.
elan_einlhander (13:17:45): With my jean-wearing hussy girly.
elan_einlhander (13:17:50): Jeans, lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:17:55): That game is cool.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:05): But I'm still not gonna finish it, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:18:18): I dunno if I will at all, it just feels like one of those games.
elan_einlhander (13:18:21): Like Xenosaga.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:23): Meanwhile, Level 90 Trunks is a thug.
elan_einlhander (13:18:26): Xenosaga is sooooooooo pretty.
elan_einlhander (13:18:34): Meanwhile, I played Broly's plot last night
elan_einlhander (13:18:38): I get such divine pleasure out of it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:46): Yep, lol. His perfectly spherical aura.
vencabot_teppoo (13:18:50): So badassed.
elan_einlhander (13:18:52): "I am no monster... I AM A GOD!!! AHAHAHA!!"
elan_einlhander (13:19:04): Vegeta gets blown the fuck away.
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:17): And I unlocked Saibamen, which are completely cheap if you raise their Health to 19 instead of 20.
elan_einlhander (13:19:24): Oh?
elan_einlhander (13:19:30): Self-destruct thingy?
vencabot_teppoo (13:19:37): No, listen to this equation:
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:02): Every time you get a new, full bar of Health, all of your saibamen's HP gets lowered to one bar, but you get a new Saibaman.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:03): HOWEVER.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:12): Every Saibaman has the same amount of Health...
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:25): So, if you raise their HP to JUST below two bars...
elan_einlhander (13:20:26): Ohhhh
elan_einlhander (13:20:31): I gets it now.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:32): They all have JUST BELOW two bars.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:40): So, if you raise their HP to 19...
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:48): They each have almost two bars.
vencabot_teppoo (13:20:50): 6 of them.
elan_einlhander (13:20:58): That's interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (13:21:00): Meaning you have about 12 bars of health, instead of 7.
elan_einlhander (13:21:05): Too bad I'm sure I'd still whoop their ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:21:17): Did you know the Saibamen-Yamcha trick? Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:21:24): ?
vencabot_teppoo (13:21:48): John got his Saibamen up like crazy just by using that trick. When you use Self-Destruct on Yamcha, no matter how much HP he has, he dies... just for plot purposes, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:22:15): ...Rofl
elan_einlhander (13:22:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (13:22:19): Lolz, I dare say.
vencabot_teppoo (13:22:26): The Saibaman blows up and Yamcha just lays, curled up on the ground, and when the "K.O.!" appears, you hear Tien's voice saying, "YAMCHA!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (13:22:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:22:46): And John just kept fighting the highest level Yamcha, killing him in one hit, over and over.
elan_einlhander (13:22:47): Like snake, lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:16): I'm trying to beat ALL of the default Dragon Arena enemies... It's taking forever. ~_~
elan_einlhander (13:23:40): I skipped the first eighty levels and just fought the level 90 guys, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:23:46): Then went back and slammed through lower guys.
elan_einlhander (13:23:52): Killing them in one kamehameha each.
vencabot_teppoo (13:23:58): That's what I'm doing. I've beaten everyone Level 50 and above.
vencabot_teppoo (13:24:12): With crazy-ass Level 90 Trunks.
vencabot_teppoo (13:24:30): I have him equipped with the perfect equipment that makes him almost unbeatable, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:24:52): God, reminds me of Highlander's cheap food item.
elan_einlhander (13:24:56): Recovers three bars of health.
elan_einlhander (13:25:03): Me, slamming away refusing to let him use it.
vencabot_teppoo (13:25:31): Super Saiyan (1 Slot), Super Saiyan 2 (1 Slot), Mixed Blood Power (1 Slot), Concentration (1 Slot), Meditation (3 Slots).
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:03): Mixed Blood Power raises attack and defense, Concentration halves the cost of teleporting, and Meditation greatly lowers Ki consumption.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:23): Meaning that I can go SSJ2 with 2 and a half bars of Ki, and can teleport almost endlessly.
elan_einlhander (13:26:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:16): I almost never move at normal speed in a fight, lol. I just kick them into the air, pinball them, teleport behind THEM when they try to teleport behind ME, pinball them, teleport behind THEM when they try to teleport behind ME, pinball them...
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:21): Until they die, lol.
elan_einlhander (13:27:46): You will be glad to know that The Highlander was all up in your Chaotix game.
vencabot_teppoo (13:27:55): ...Chaotix? Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:28:09): Knuckles Chaotix.
vencabot_teppoo (13:28:25): But why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:28:38): I don't know, I guess he was just shocked to see it and a 32X.
elan_einlhander (13:28:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:00): David's sweet, sweet 32X... Well, Koree's 32X, but David's game.
elan_einlhander (13:29:18): Combined together to make a sweet.... stationary thing that I never actually use.
elan_einlhander (13:29:20): But it looks good. :D
vencabot_teppoo (13:29:24): Yep.
elan_einlhander (13:30:01): Lol, they tried asking me to stay until 3 am at work last night.
elan_einlhander (13:30:12): To greet.
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:20): Doug was like, "Maybe next time, bitches."
elan_einlhander (13:30:28): Serge: "Hey, wanna stay late?"
elan_einlhander (13:30:36): Doug: "Late...? Sir it's already 10:00."
elan_einlhander (13:30:48): Serge: "More 'till like... 3, we need a greeter. :D"
elan_einlhander (13:30:56): Doug: "....HA, NO."
vencabot_teppoo (13:30:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:31:02): Lol, my laugh was so awesome.
elan_einlhander (13:31:08): Because I did it right to his face, lol
elan_einlhander (13:31:09): HA
vencabot_teppoo (13:31:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:31:59): So weird seeing this girl in jeans.
elan_einlhander (13:32:02): The hell.
elan_einlhander (13:39:56): Lol, trying to explain the concept of "The Underground" to this novice.
elan_einlhander (13:40:09): He asked what island Vir is on, I tel him it's in the Underground.
elan_einlhander (13:40:25): He asks what direction from Rune, lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:40:31): "DOWN."
elan_einlhander (13:50:53): Mmm, powdered sugar.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:01): Lol. Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:11): Meanwhile, I am as a God of website programming.
vencabot_teppoo (13:51:34): I'm making a site where Javascript emulates the actions of a frame, meaning that you'll be able to load different "pages" instantly, without having to... well... load.
elan_einlhander (13:52:51): I don't understand.
elan_einlhander (13:56:13): Lol, arguing with Dave about the healthiness of my video game playing.
elan_einlhander (13:56:27): He's like it's all you do, and it's not very healthy.
elan_einlhander (13:56:39): I said it was fine, no less healthy than watching TV or reading books.
elan_einlhander (13:56:43): he said you don't learn anything
elan_einlhander (13:56:49): So I threw MGS3's case at him
elan_einlhander (13:56:50): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:07): Video game playing has been found to be the healthiest form of personal entertainment, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:17): It's better for you than watching TV, or reading novels.
vencabot_teppoo (13:57:22): Because of the interactivity.
elan_einlhander (13:57:26): Duh
elan_einlhander (13:57:28): *headbutts*
elan_einlhander (13:59:09): "This pussy needs to stop pussing it up."
vencabot_teppoo (13:59:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (13:59:16): "DOUG, his parents are DEAD."
elan_einlhander (13:59:27): "So? That's no excuse to start crying out of your vagina."
vencabot_teppoo (13:59:33): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (13:59:55): Oh, speaking of weeping vaginas.
elan_einlhander (14:00:12): I haven't seen her in the past days since the incident.
elan_einlhander (14:00:42): So yay.
vencabot_teppoo (14:01:25): Same here.
elan_einlhander (14:03:51): Lol, someone abandoned a two and a half foot long cake.
elan_einlhander (14:04:00): So we ate it.
vencabot_teppoo (14:04:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:04:23): I walked up to the breakroom and there's this HUGE cake laying across the table.
elan_einlhander (14:04:32): And I guess the person who ordered it never picked it up, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:04:35): So we smashed it.
elan_einlhander (14:04:49): in an eating sense.
vencabot_teppoo (14:05:20): Yep.
elan_einlhander (14:13:04): Applepants prays 'I need water'
vencabot_teppoo (14:13:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (14:16:55): Lol, sucks explaining to a novice how a thief is still a legit thief.
elan_einlhander (14:17:03): Guy told him he'd give some ring for 10k.
vencabot_teppoo (14:17:25): Novice shoulda read the rules, like he agreed he did, I believe.
elan_einlhander (14:17:26): So the novice sends him 10k, but the guy doesn't send a ring.
elan_einlhander (14:18:06): So I'm explaining, that while this guy is a thief, he's still not breaking any rules.
elan_einlhander (14:26:02): Rofl, it's hilarious when I assume someone's a low level asking me questions.
elan_einlhander (14:26:23): Some guy asked me about Kessler's tower in Tellerium.
elan_einlhander (14:26:30): I'm like Bewaaaaaaare of the fire trap dooooooooooooooor
elan_einlhander (14:26:36): He's an Archon, lol
elan_einlhander (14:26:42): It's like "are you kidding me? Lol"
elan_einlhander (14:26:48): It does like 10 damage to people at my level
elan_einlhander (14:27:02): I merely assumed it was a level 20 who would be incinerated.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:27:25): Like so many hobbits before him
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:35): IT WORKS
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:41): I HAVE INVENTED THE JAVASCRIPT FRAME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
elan_einlhander (14:28:51): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:30): Yep. I'll put it up in a second so you can check it out.
elan_einlhander (14:29:54): Mkay
vencabot_teppoo (14:39:12): Okay, check www.geocities.com/dirge_requiem_online
vencabot_teppoo (14:39:33): Then, on the left-hand bar, click "Contact," then "Home," as many times as you want... Tell me if it works.
vencabot_teppoo (14:40:00): It should change the body text without having to reload the page... thus emulating an HTML frame, but without even having to load, thus attaining LIGHTNING SPEED.
elan_einlhander (14:41:44): Shizzam, it works.
elan_einlhander (14:41:59): I understand what you were saying, now.
vencabot_teppoo (14:45:54): It's ingenius.
elan_einlhander (14:51:13): Explain to me a "surge protector"
vencabot_teppoo (14:53:57): Surge protectors protect against surges in power caused by short-circuits in power-lines or lightning strikes.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:11): When those happen, a large surge of energy is shot through your house, and it can damage some electrical equipment.
elan_einlhander (14:54:46): Oh, so it doesn't matter how much stuff I have hooked up?
elan_einlhander (14:55:04): I thought it was for like, having large amounts of electricity, like with plugging in several things at once.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:48): Most surge protectors have multiple slots, but that isn't their primary purpose.
elan_einlhander (14:56:10): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:15): Electricty flows to the point of least pressure or resistance, so when you have multiple things attached to one outlet, the extra power is drawn in automatically.
elan_einlhander (14:56:31): right.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:34): So, the surge protector takes no part in that. Any old thing can give extra slots to an outlet.
elan_einlhander (14:56:41): Okay cool, thanks.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:02): But it's good to put a surge protector on sensitive things like computers, for instance. If a surge happens, you can get your hard-drive fried, although it's extremely rare.
elan_einlhander (14:57:14): Right.
elan_einlhander (22:15:49): Good quote from me today:
elan_einlhander (22:15:58): "I just got dicked so bad I can still taste it."
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:04): Great quote.
elan_einlhander (22:16:08): I sure thought so.
elan_einlhander (22:16:15): Any good quotes from you today?
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:27): I don't remember. ~head hurts, staring at a giant blob of code~
elan_einlhander (22:16:44): *hopes you haven't been coding all day*
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:49): ~hasn't been~
elan_einlhander (22:16:55): Oh well good then.
elan_einlhander (22:20:17): There's no power switch on the slim PS2.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:26): Thank God.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:29): No no, lol
elan_einlhander (22:20:31): It's always on
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:37): What a retarded idea th-... Wha?
elan_einlhander (22:20:58): You know how if you flick the power switch on but don't press the power button, the little red just stays red?
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:03): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:21:15): Well this thing is always in that mode, until I press the button to play.
elan_einlhander (22:21:24): Then I hold it down to turn it off, and go back into that red light mode.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:33): That's retarded. Both versions of PS2 are retarded.
elan_einlhander (22:21:45): I'm not understanding the point in EITHER method.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:55): Why don't they just go back to PSX days, and have a power AND reset button, or, better yet, just have a POWER button.
elan_einlhander (22:22:00): Is an on/off button THAT complex?
elan_einlhander (22:22:04): I mean hell, Gamecube did it fine.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:25): The CD in the system should play as soon as the system comes on, like all of the systems before it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:35): But no, PS2 had this great idea:
elan_einlhander (22:22:39): There was NOTHING wrong with that method.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:42): First, turn the PS2 ON.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:54): THEN press the button on the front to start or stop the GAME! :D
elan_einlhander (22:23:08): First you must activate the console, then start the game.
elan_einlhander (22:23:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:23:23): And now in THIS one, it never turns off.
elan_einlhander (22:23:27): Hurray for power conservation.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:34): Yes. And that's retarded. All they need is for that button on the front to turn the system on and off, and have it play whatever game is in it as soon as it turns on.
elan_einlhander (22:23:52): Amazing how simple these kinds of things are to us.
elan_einlhander (22:23:59): I can't even begin to imagine the logic behind all of this.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:20): And you know what? Let's do it this way. When you just press the button AFTER it's on, it resets... but if you hold it down for, say, two seconds, it turns off.
elan_einlhander (22:24:41): That way, everyone wins.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:46): We're just two 17 year olds. We're not college educated. We're not even HIGH SCHOOL educated, and yet, our idea > theirs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:51): Who the Hell came up with that shit.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:00): I would honestly like to talk to the man who thought it up.
elan_einlhander (22:25:05): I'm curious of his thoughts.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:17): Well, here's the difference:
elan_einlhander (22:25:23): And how a High School drop out can outsmart him so well.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:24): You can't put a CD into the PS2 when it isn't on.
elan_einlhander (22:25:32): You can in this one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:36): So, if yo- What?
elan_einlhander (22:25:38): It has a flip-top.
elan_einlhander (22:25:52): Pops open when you press the eject button.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:01): It doesn't have that little ejecting drive?
elan_einlhander (22:26:08): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:26:17): I like this better, to be honest.
elan_einlhander (22:26:29): Flip open, press it shut, pretty somple.
elan_einlhander (22:26:41): Can still get your game out if your PS2 breaks, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:33): I liked the drive just because it was high-tech feeling. But anyway, with the ORIGINAL PS2, they had to have an "on" switch because the system had to be ON for you to put any game in, to then PLAY... but if the new one has a flip-top, there's no reason for it to always be on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:40): WTF is it doing when you aren't playing it.
elan_einlhander (22:27:55): Just sits there, meditating.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:59): Waiting to take over the world, like people said when the first PS2s came out? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:12): But he's so SLEEK.
elan_einlhander (22:33:14): I must admit I'm somewhat depressed by the thought of turning 18 in two days.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:41): How so?
elan_einlhander (22:33:57): It should be obvious, just the feeling of losing my youth.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:22): Ah, I can't wait to lose MY youth. I want to die in a hurry, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:47): You know what, on second thought. ~grabs scissors~ ~jams them into brain~
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:06): Well, your lack of seriousness doesn't make me feel much better about it, thanks anyway.
elan_einlhander (23:27:34): Well, I managed to convince someone to delete their character.
elan_einlhander (23:27:39): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:12): Get hype. How so?
elan_einlhander (23:28:47): Beating them in the arena with this report:
elan_einlhander (23:28:51): You say 'I have [2035/2051hp 2189/2607sp 1555/1713st and 1000 align]'
elan_einlhander (23:29:02): A level 236, mind you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:12): So uh, oops.
elan_einlhander (23:33:16): I really hope the main char in Star Ocean gets an outfit change or something.

2-4-05


elan_einlhander (2:11:49): I am officially a "man."
elan_einlhander (2:11:51): ...This sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (15:14:45): Hail Doug, prince of saiyans.
elan_einlhander (15:15:02): Hail.
elan_einlhander (15:15:19): Do you know about battle trophies on-wait, what the hell are you doing home so early?
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:43): Skipped the pep-rally.
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:54): On Star Ocean, yes.
elan_einlhander (15:17:19): Oh yeah, Dan was complaining about peppiness.
elan_einlhander (15:17:22): Understood, then.
elan_einlhander (15:17:34): But uh, how do I create a save thing for battle trophies?
vencabot_teppoo (15:17:54): I dunno. I mean, it asks you if you wanna start one when you begin a new game.
elan_einlhander (15:19:55): Hm, gay.
elan_einlhander (15:20:06): *wants the hardest game-play mode*
vencabot_teppoo (15:20:12): Of course.
elan_einlhander (15:20:21): Doug can be read like a book.
elan_einlhander (15:21:19): So what have you been up to today?
vencabot_teppoo (15:21:56): Played DBZ when I got home. Unlocked the two movies. Now bored because I don't feel like buying all of the Breakthroughs.
elan_einlhander (15:22:31): I played it a little last night, but it feels pointless earning things I've gotten before, when I intend to filch your data.
elan_einlhander (15:22:35): So I just play for fun.
elan_einlhander (15:22:41): I schooled my bros with Trunks, yesterday.
elan_einlhander (15:22:49): They got all pissy 'cause I kept using Goku.
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:57): And Goku's power is insane, so I chose a more moderate character.
elan_einlhander (15:23:07): That was one thing they kinda messed up on with the game.
elan_einlhander (15:23:10): Balancing the characters out.
elan_einlhander (15:23:15): They are nowhere near balanced, lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:23:24): Yeah, but they aren't in the show either, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:23:31): That they aren't, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:23:43): Goku's 10XKamehameha does 1000 damage roughly.
elan_einlhander (15:23:59): Wheras people like Videl's ULTIMATE move will do about that.
elan_einlhander (15:24:06): And she can't teleport, lol
elan_einlhander (15:24:09): Makes me queasy.
elan_einlhander (15:24:16): But I whoop her and Hercule's ass because of it.
elan_einlhander (15:24:24): "Awww, bet'cha wish you could TELEPORT HUH!"
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:48): Yep. Videl's Ultimate.
vencabot_teppoo (15:24:54): "Videl's Close Call."
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:01): The single most ridiculous Ultimate Death Move ever.
elan_einlhander (15:25:07): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:23): First time I saw it, I was like "No fucking way."
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:31): "GOHAN does YOUR Ultimate Death-Move?!"
elan_einlhander (15:25:42): And it still sucks, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:26:04): Whereas Gohan's Super Kamehameha wave is actually one of my favourites.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:12): I don't like it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:14): I BEAT.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:16): GOHAN'S PLOT.
elan_einlhander (15:26:19): So?
elan_einlhander (15:26:19): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:20): HARD MODE.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:26): As a level 0 fuckin' character.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:26:28): What about Very Hard? Lol
elan_einlhander (15:26:36): *has Z mode for that. :D*
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:46): Yeah, I beat all of the Z modes, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:26:52): So then shut up, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:26:55): NO ONE CARES, DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:04): But not as a level 0!
elan_einlhander (15:27:15): I just get a kick out of the drama behind "KA.....ME......HA.....ME.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
elan_einlhander (15:27:19): I repeat, NO ONE CARES.
elan_einlhander (15:27:20): LOSER
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:25): ;o;
elan_einlhander (15:27:28): That's right.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:39): :'o(
elan_einlhander (15:27:40): I do like using Trunks, as would be suspected.
elan_einlhander (15:27:53): The sword is to die for, even though I know for a fact I could never use it on a half-way decent player.
elan_einlhander (15:28:00): But my brothers are retarded, so I can have fun.
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:12): The sword works fine if the enemy is on really low ki.
elan_einlhander (15:28:24): Nah, I'll get kicked in the face before I draw it, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:28:34): And if the enemy is on low key, I intend to blast them.
elan_einlhander (15:28:36): ...
elan_einlhander (15:28:38): ki*
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:38): It isn't as sweet as Dabura's sword, or Goku's Power Pole though, just because Trunks's sword only has that one combo.
elan_einlhander (15:28:58): I just don't like the lack of speed for drawing it, otherwise I like the combo fine.
elan_einlhander (15:29:06): I don't know how, but I can string it on the end of punch combos.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:09): Yeah, and sheathing it.
elan_einlhander (15:29:11): Which makes me wet myself.
elan_einlhander (15:29:29): And yes, I adore the Power Pole.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:32): You do Trunks's normal punch combo, then at the end of it do a half-second pause and then hit the button hard.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:39): And he draws his sword and dices the enemy up.
elan_einlhander (15:29:50): The stabbing Power Pole of Might.
elan_einlhander (15:29:59): Dan uses Goten a lot, so I chose Kid Goku.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:00): Power Pole pwnz j00.
elan_einlhander (15:30:01): All I did
elan_einlhander (15:30:04): was stand there.
elan_einlhander (15:30:06): Every time he got near.
elan_einlhander (15:30:14): I'd stab him or smash him over the head with my pole.
elan_einlhander (15:30:17): So fun, lol
elan_einlhander (15:30:20): Because Dan is stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:27): The computer dodges the normal power pole unblockable so easily, it's ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:32): I hardly ever pull that off.
elan_einlhander (15:30:36): Yeah. :\
elan_einlhander (15:30:43): It's good for tournament, if you let them go into Hyper Mode.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:52): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:30:54): Tire themselves out, then GUSH, right through the gut and out of the ring.
elan_einlhander (15:31:01): Dan does not understand why fusion is a bad idea.
elan_einlhander (15:31:03): For Goten
elan_einlhander (15:31:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (15:31:13): "Dan, you have no moves, at all, unless you fuse"
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:15): Notice that Goten keeps all of his moves but Super Saiyan?
elan_einlhander (15:31:32): No, I swear he didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:34): I noticed that yesterday.
elan_einlhander (15:31:36): Dan didn't have anything.
elan_einlhander (15:31:39): But he could still fuse.
elan_einlhander (15:31:44): Assuming I'd let him.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:53): He has Kamehameha and Charge, and Fusion/
elan_einlhander (15:32:07): Hmm, weird, wonder if I snagged a bug.
elan_einlhander (15:32:16): It is The Highlander's copy of the game, afterall, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:27): Makes me wanna go back and check if the other Fusion characters have any moves.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:31): I just assumed they didn't, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:39): Since the Fusion takes all slots.
elan_einlhander (15:32:40): I know for a fact Goku doesn't if you use Vegeto.
elan_einlhander (15:32:51): Because I was pissed about it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:05): I hate Vegito.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:08): Because if you FAIL.
elan_einlhander (15:33:10): Fusion's lame, though, the only one I'll even gamble with is SSJ4 Gogeta.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:10): U.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:11): R.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:12): Fucked.
elan_einlhander (15:33:13): You fail, you're fucked.
elan_einlhander (15:33:17): So fucked.
elan_einlhander (15:33:23): "Here's the EARRING, CATCH!"
elan_einlhander (15:33:27): *enemy catches*
elan_einlhander (15:33:29): "..."
elan_einlhander (15:33:31): "...OOPS"
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:37): The power of Gotenks' Victory Cannon is ridiculous.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:44): It's almost as strong as the 10x Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (15:33:50): I love Gotenks, lol, I just wish fusing wasn't so lame.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:55): Yeah. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:33:56): "Why do I have to hit them to fuse?"
elan_einlhander (15:34:02): "To uh... initiate the move?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:34:06): "Bull-shit"
elan_einlhander (15:34:11): You have to go hyper, too.
elan_einlhander (15:34:13): Think about it.
elan_einlhander (15:34:17): If the enemy sees you go HYPER
elan_einlhander (15:34:21): He knows SOMETHING IS UP
elan_einlhander (15:34:26): He's not gonna let you do it, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:34:33): you MIGHT be able to pull it off with Vegeta.
elan_einlhander (15:34:37): Just 'cause his kick is so sweet.
elan_einlhander (15:34:41): But still.
elan_einlhander (15:34:42): Big gamble.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:51): The only way I ever get an Ultimate Death-Move off is if I wait for THEM to go Hyper, then dodge them like fucking crazy until they tire themselves out, then nail them.
elan_einlhander (15:34:52): For a whole 30 seconds of fusion.
elan_einlhander (15:34:57): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (15:35:04): The only time I go hyper is after they do.
elan_einlhander (15:35:11): Assuming I don't get hit with a dragonrush in there.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:17): I still don't know what factor determines how long I get to stay fused.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:19): I swear, it's random.
elan_einlhander (15:35:30): Yeah, I swear it's shorter sometimes.
elan_einlhander (15:35:39): I think going Hyper speeds up the timer, which I guess would make sense.
elan_einlhander (15:35:46): But thirty seconds is NOT LONG FOR ANYTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:50): Yeah, I know for a fact that you wear off faster if you use Hyper.
elan_einlhander (15:36:01): You won't get off an ultimate move, which is such a shame.
elan_einlhander (15:36:04): Because they're all really sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:23): This is my opinion:
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:46): For Gotenks, that is. They should've made Super Ghost Kamikaze Attk into his Dragon Rush move.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:17): And made Galactic Donut into his Ultimate Death-Move, but made it the version where he turns them into a ball and kicks them around.
elan_einlhander (15:37:38): I don't think that's Galactic Doughnut, though.
elan_einlhander (15:37:56): It was like Super Buu Ball or somethin'
elan_einlhander (15:38:05): If we're thinking of the same thing.
elan_einlhander (15:38:14): You mean where he made Majin Buu into that little yellow ball?
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:17): Brb
elan_einlhander (15:38:19): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:07): Yeah, maybe you're right.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:18): I thought it was a bunch of Galactic donuts combined.
elan_einlhander (15:40:42): Maybe they just shoulda made Fusion characters seperate.
elan_einlhander (15:40:43): Like always.
elan_einlhander (15:40:55): Would have to tweak their power down, of course.
elan_einlhander (15:40:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:04): I wouldn't want to fuck with SSJ4 Gogeta.
elan_einlhander (15:41:05): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:20): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:38): Big Bang Kamehameha is the end of everything I love and hold dear.
elan_einlhander (15:41:41): 3500 damage.
elan_einlhander (15:41:43): Thirty
elan_einlhander (15:41:43): fivce
elan_einlhander (15:41:44): five*
elan_einlhander (15:41:46): hundred
elan_einlhander (15:41:54): That's three and a half bars of health, lol
elan_einlhander (15:42:09): And, well, red hair.
elan_einlhander (15:42:10): Come on now.
elan_einlhander (15:43:10): I'm tempted to go to Meijer and buy a DS game before I go over to my mother's.
elan_einlhander (15:43:29): Assuming I have the funds.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:53): I'm tempted to... My mom's coming over. We're gonna go do stuff. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:44:08): D'oh
elan_einlhander (15:44:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (15:44:17): Mom stuff usually isn't that fun.
elan_einlhander (15:44:25): Unless it involves getting Doug another snazzy shirt. :D
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:30): Yeah. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:44:38): Aw, cheer up.
elan_einlhander (15:44:43): Doug is a man today, we should be happy.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:30): Lol. A full-grown man.
elan_einlhander (15:46:48): My penis has nearly trippled in size, and hair is now flourishing over my chest.
elan_einlhander (15:46:51): Well, more-so.
elan_einlhander (15:46:52): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:47:05): *starting to get disgusted by hair -_-*
elan_einlhander (15:47:19): *wishes he was a prepubescent boy all of a sudden*
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:34): Yep, I hate hair... well, except for on my head. I love THAT hair.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:35): :D
elan_einlhander (15:47:50): Lol, I find myself mortified by hair anywhere else on me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:00): I've started saying "colon-capital-D" at the ends of my sentences.
elan_einlhander (15:48:00): Well, I wouldn't want a bare crotch, but you get my meaning.
elan_einlhander (15:48:11): Lol, get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:50): Man, I'm tired all of a sudden and don't wanna go with my mom, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:49:02): You should suggest a mother-son nap.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:03): I wish people would just leave me alone and let me be as anti-social as I really, really am.
elan_einlhander (15:49:15): Rofl, you sound like me now.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:27): My mom is always nagging me to do stuff, and she's all sad because we don't do anything anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:32): So it makes me feel guilty, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:43): But really, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't want to go anywhere or do anything... ever.
elan_einlhander (15:49:51): WELCOME TO MY WORLD, AHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (15:49:55): Seriously David, you're me now.
elan_einlhander (15:49:59): My mom keeps saying CONSTANTLY
elan_einlhander (15:50:08): "We never do anything together, why do you just turn me down?"
elan_einlhander (15:50:12): "I wanna be left alone, seriously."
elan_einlhander (15:50:15): "W-why?"
elan_einlhander (15:50:23): "I like just being at home, quiet, doing as I wish."
elan_einlhander (15:50:26): And I really do.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:29): So do I.
elan_einlhander (15:50:31): Why is that so hard to comprehend. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:37): I could sleep. Write a story. Play a game, whenever I feel like it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:44): I am the GOD OF THIS HOUSE.
elan_einlhander (15:50:46): The only company I EVER want is David really.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:48): Outside of this house, I am nothing.
elan_einlhander (15:50:57): And during the winter, it isn't worth the hassle.
elan_einlhander (15:51:03): So we might as well sit warm in our homes, doing whatever.
elan_einlhander (15:51:06): It's enjoyable.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:20): Yeah, especially. Sometimes I feel like biking, and sometimes I DO feel like going out, but even THAT I do alone.
elan_einlhander (15:52:41): I rarely feel like going out, and when I do I have a very specific goal in mind.
elan_einlhander (15:52:47): Like when we'd go out and just walk.
elan_einlhander (15:52:53): That's all we're doing, going out.
elan_einlhander (15:52:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:52:58): I don't like being extravagent.
elan_einlhander (15:53:00): Nice spelling
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:14): I was telling John about that today, lol. Reminiscing about going down the Celebration Cinema and watching Spider-Man 2.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:19): And saving big money at Menard's.
elan_einlhander (15:53:27): Simple times, good times.
elan_einlhander (15:53:30): People suck, seriously.
elan_einlhander (15:53:34): I don't like doing the things my mom does.
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:34): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:53:34): Ever.
elan_einlhander (15:54:08): My mom is gay, she plays pool, she goes to bars to eat, claiming they're just restaraunts, and she sits around the house sleeping.
elan_einlhander (15:54:22): I do not like being in a bar, ever.
elan_einlhander (15:54:25): Regardless of good food.
elan_einlhander (15:54:32): I don't play pool, I don't like any sport.
elan_einlhander (15:54:39): What do I do?
elan_einlhander (15:54:45): I work, I play video games, I talk to David on Yahoo!
elan_einlhander (15:54:50): My life in a nut-shell, and I like it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:21): Yes. It's excellent. I swear, being alone is great. I never get bored when I'm alone.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:29): For me, sitting and doing nothing is NOT boring.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:36): The only things that bore me are... doing boring things.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:43): Shit, mom's here. ~_~
elan_einlhander (15:55:43): Seriously, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:45): I mean-
elan_einlhander (15:55:46): Aw
elan_einlhander (15:55:48): See yah. :\
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:53): Peace be shmizzle. I'll be back later tonight.
elan_einlhander (15:55:58): All right, see yah then.

2-9-05


vencabot_teppoo (15:47:17): How ya been, Dooglas.
elan_einlhander (15:47:29): Fine, you?
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:35): Pretty good, pretty good.
elan_einlhander (15:47:46): What've you been up to?
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:12): Been... uh, let's see. Playing Saga Frontier uno, and sleeping.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:17): I've been real tired for some reason.
elan_einlhander (15:48:23): Sleeping, right.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:35): Sweet delicious sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:43): For hours and hours and hours. :D
elan_einlhander (15:48:47): Whatever.
elan_einlhander (15:49:07): You're really tired because you sleep so much, obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:19): But I sleep so much because I'm really tired.
elan_einlhander (15:49:40): You don't have to sleep when you're tired.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:36): I can't believe how nothing in the world can be so original that no one else will jock the idea. This guy's handle is: "Wanted Assassin, Village Guardian." I have a character that is a wanted assassin and a village guardian... What are the chances of that.
elan_einlhander (16:10:35): You've beaten Z3 mode, correct?
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:44): Yes, with my ingenius strategy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:54): Not quite as cheap as what the FAQ suggested, though. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:55): I don't care about your strategy, there's no Z4 mode right?
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:59): No Z4 mode.
elan_einlhander (16:11:01): Good.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:06): But you get a trophy.
elan_einlhander (16:11:06): Then I'm done with this insanity.
elan_einlhander (16:11:23): I went through Z, Z2, and Z3 mode today on Goku's DU.
elan_einlhander (16:11:33): Want to fucking kill myself half the time.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:34): Now see, that's the difference between you and me.
elan_einlhander (16:11:38): What?
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:41): I did all of them on BROLY'S plot.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:45): Ass.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:48): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:54): Broly's two-minute plot.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:10): And Videl is, somehow, the hardest fight.
vencabot_teppoo (16:12:30): But that's just because it was before I discovered the Energy stat.
elan_einlhander (16:12:50): This is the first time I ever have seen Majin Vegeta's ultimate.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:13): I had to use it to beat Majin Buu the first time through Vegeta's plot, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:13:28): Ever had it used ON you?
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:30): Because he raped me so bad that a quarter could fit into my ass, the broad way.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:32): Nope.
elan_einlhander (16:13:39): You won't win, ever.
elan_einlhander (16:13:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:13:44): Even if you win the power struggle
elan_einlhander (16:13:46): It does 9999 damage
elan_einlhander (16:13:52): But it just kills him too.
elan_einlhander (16:14:01): So it's either die alone, or die together
elan_einlhander (16:14:13): This is mere assumption mind you.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:17): Weird. When I was playing AS him, it either killed ME, or THEM. Never both.
elan_einlhander (16:14:25): Since I won the power struggle, and it did 9999 to me.
elan_einlhander (16:14:29): And he died as well
elan_einlhander (16:14:39): When I lost the power struggle, it obliterated me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:39): But he won because it was a double-KO?
elan_einlhander (16:14:51): Strangely enough I still won, I think it was a plot thing.
elan_einlhander (16:15:00): Since Goku loses that fight, sorta
elan_einlhander (16:15:22): I'll do some testing
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:25): Are you sure it killed you? Sometimes, no matter how much damage a move does, it can't kill you if you win the power struggle.
elan_einlhander (16:15:40): It said DOUBLE KO, and it did 9999 damage.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:42): Ah.
elan_einlhander (16:15:44): Which is all of my health and then some
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:54): Yeah, you can't even get that much HP, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:59): Max = 7000.
elan_einlhander (16:16:08): It's a sweet ultimate, though
elan_einlhander (16:16:10): The dust.
elan_einlhander (16:16:11): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:11): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:22): But playing as Majin Vegeta is gay outside of his plot mode.
elan_einlhander (16:16:38): Well, all I can do now is play tournaments I guess.
elan_einlhander (16:16:44): Until I can buy all the stuff.
elan_einlhander (16:16:56): Oh, the concentration capsule
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:59): Yeah. ~_~ That's all I have left to do, too. I've unlocked everything. Just need to buy it.
elan_einlhander (16:17:02): Does it apply to my enemies as well?
elan_einlhander (16:17:05): I swear it does
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:35): Does what apply? Ohhh... I don't think it does.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:03): Because it helps me kick everyone's asses. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:05): Then I'd like to know why all of the enemies in the tournament can teleport with less than two bars of ki as well
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:56): I dunno. Have you experimented with taking it off and such?
elan_einlhander (16:19:16): Not really, 'cause I still win.
elan_einlhander (16:19:24): I've had to get used to using Trunks, for Dan and Dave.
elan_einlhander (16:19:35): They cry if I use Goku, since I win with a perfect, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:38): So I use Trunks to fight them.
elan_einlhander (16:19:44): And I've gotten used to it, so I use him for the tournament.
elan_einlhander (16:19:49): Since I don't need many moves.
elan_einlhander (16:20:00): Super Saiyan 1 and 2, Buster Cannon, fill my slots up with other stuff.
elan_einlhander (16:20:07): Concentration, Sparkling maybe
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:35): I always use the seven-slot Sparkling. Or, "Sparking."
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:48): Apparently, I've been reading it wrong.
elan_einlhander (16:20:58): I'll probably lose if I use the seven-slot one.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:12): I just use a beast like Krillan. Sometimes I use Cell Jr.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:20): You have a pretty good chance of winning with small characters.
elan_einlhander (16:22:21): iI wish there were other ways of getting money.
elan_einlhander (16:22:27): Like, good ways.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:39): Yeah, tournaments can be crazy frustrating.
elan_einlhander (16:22:46): And tedious
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:46): When you get to the semi-finals and lose, over and over.
elan_einlhander (16:22:50): Yeah.,.
elan_einlhander (16:22:57): That's why I don't put a lot of sparklings on
elan_einlhander (16:23:04): Because if I lose like three times in a row, I get fucking pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:08): Yes, John doesn't understand my frustration when it comes to the little things in the tournament.
elan_einlhander (16:23:11): And I coulda just won regular if I had put on my moves.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:23): Like having to sit through the goddamn blipping of all of the characters in the beginning.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:33): And having to listen to the damn announcer between fights.
elan_einlhander (16:23:34): Oh, Highlander showed me
elan_einlhander (16:23:36): Press R1
elan_einlhander (16:23:39): it scrolls faster
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:42): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:46): :D
elan_einlhander (16:23:48): I know, I HATED that.
elan_einlhander (16:24:04): Like, forty characters. "blipblipblipblipblip....blipblip"
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:23): John's like, "David, just chill. It takes twenty seconds." I'm like, "When you've played the tournament mode and lost four times in a row, it gets fucking tedious."
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:35): Blipping away my sanity.
elan_einlhander (16:24:38): And I tell the announcer to fuck himself a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:51): I wish you could just jump from fight to fight.
elan_einlhander (16:25:04): Like in Marvel Versus Capcom
elan_einlhander (16:25:13): They had a feature called Quick Select, or something
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:14): "This round's winner is... TRUNKS! Now, for the final round! Trunks..."
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:17): (load)
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:20): "...VERSUS..."
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:23): (looooaaaad)
elan_einlhander (16:25:30): If you press start at the end of your fight, you skip directly to the next one.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:34): "KRILLAN!..." (looooaaaaad)
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:44): "This fights gonna be inter- [start!!!!]"
elan_einlhander (16:26:12): "Aw, contestant LOSES."
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:18): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:20): Mother fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:22): I say that every time.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:26): "Mother fucker!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:39): "Aw, contestant LOSES! Tough brea- [START~!!!!!]"
elan_einlhander (16:27:15): Dragon Arena should give at least small amounts of Zenny.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:25): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:27:55): Even though it takes forever to get from fight to fight in that as well
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:10): Because... for some reason...
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:14): There's no quick restart when you lose.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:19): It brings you back to the menu, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:28:42): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:28:46): For whatever reason.
elan_einlhander (16:29:51): I spent the night with the Highlander's girlfriend.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:55): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:00): With him not around, of course.
elan_einlhander (16:30:03): I said that about eight times at work.
elan_einlhander (16:30:05): Of course.
elan_einlhander (16:30:31): And everyone goes. ":O"
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:30:39): She was here from midnight to 5 am, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:39): What sheep.
elan_einlhander (16:31:00): She, him, and I, were gonna come over to my house, since his mom's a whore and was kicking us out.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:08): What a whore.
elan_einlhander (16:31:16): But she wouldn't let him go 'cause she feels Highlandra's car is a death trap.
elan_einlhander (16:31:23): So he sucked his head into his coat and scuttled away quietly
elan_einlhander (16:31:23): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:31:36): And his girl got this disgusted look and took me out to her car to take me home.
elan_einlhander (16:31:53): But when we got there, she asked if I wanted to "hang out"
elan_einlhander (16:32:02): Which is always a perplexing question to me, no matter who it is.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:12): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:32:12): I don't get asked to "hang out"
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:19): Sometimes we boogie.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:22): But never "hang out."
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:32:24): Right
elan_einlhander (16:32:39): But yeah, she just sat on the edge of my bed and said she wanted to watch me play DBZ, lol
elan_einlhander (16:32:54): So she did for like 45 minutes, then I taught her how to play, she picked it up AMAZINGLY quick.
elan_einlhander (16:32:56): Killed me once even
elan_einlhander (16:33:16): then we got on the topic of summons somehow, and were trying to think of what they were called in FFIX
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:36): Eons.
elan_einlhander (16:33:38): So being the sweet motherfucker that I am, I whipped out my FFIX game and showed her, and we found it to be "eidolons"
elan_einlhander (16:33:39): No
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:40): Eaons... I don't know.
elan_einlhander (16:33:40): Faggot
elan_einlhander (16:33:42): That's X
elan_einlhander (16:33:44): Aeon
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:44): Wait... yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:52): WAIT.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:54): IT'S COMING TO ME.
elan_einlhander (16:33:55): Then she didn't-
elan_einlhander (16:33:57): I just said it
elan_einlhander (16:33:59): Eidolon
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:14): I missed that message in my concentration, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:23): She's about halfway through Tactics, and didn't believe me that Cloud was a character.
elan_einlhander (16:34:27): Understandably so, too.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:34): Lol. It does sound like one of those fake cheats.
elan_einlhander (16:34:39): It really does.
elan_einlhander (16:34:43): So I showed her, and she flipped out.
elan_einlhander (16:34:52): And said I was hardcore for maxing out everything in the game, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:35:03): Since John Moore won't play tactics.
elan_einlhander (16:35:06): For whatever reason
elan_einlhander (16:35:20): I wonder what he thinks of me now, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:35:33): "Yup, Leesh is with Doug... alone, at his house... hmm."
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:27): I remember how much I wanted to kill myself discovering Z2 mode.
elan_einlhander (16:37:34): And then even more so with Z3.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:41): Because I was into it, hardcore.
elan_einlhander (16:37:50): Screaming when I chucked my Spirit Bomb at Buu and crap.
elan_einlhander (16:37:59): "IT'S OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH, FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
elan_einlhander (16:38:06): "Endless Path to Power! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:11): Yeah. So gay.
elan_einlhander (16:38:11): "N-NO!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:13): I shit my pants.
elan_einlhander (16:38:23): it sort of kills the drama that Z mode has.
elan_einlhander (16:38:45): "Very Easy, Easy, Normal, Hard, Very Hard, Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (16:38:51): "..................Z2! Z3!!!!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (16:39:27): I'd be done with this bull-shit by now if not for my DS, I've got like 60 stars in Mario.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:51): DS = scares me.
elan_einlhander (16:40:03): It's so stylish
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:09): And so.. powerful.
elan_einlhander (16:40:14): There's shit to play, but it's so stylish
elan_einlhander (16:40:19): Oh, it uses the same plug.. as the SP.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:25): Dun dun duuuuun.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:32): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:34): Not a gameboy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:40:39): And, it confirmed my earlier beliefs that the SP uses less power than it charges.
elan_einlhander (16:40:41): NOT A GAMEBOY
elan_einlhander (16:40:51): tt isn't considered a Gameboy, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:40:52): It*
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:08): "New Gameboy! Yaaaay!" "Actually, it's 'Nintento DS.'"
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:11): "...What?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:41:34): The graphics are pretty snazzy, but I actually still like the SP better, lol
elan_einlhander (16:41:41): Simply because it's smaller than my wallet
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:45): SP pwned.
elan_einlhander (16:42:37): I hate the concept of getting Saibamen and Cell Jr.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:58): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:07): It took me forever.
elan_einlhander (16:43:10): I fought the level 99 versions of all the people in Dragon Arena, that's all I really wanna do.
elan_einlhander (16:44:09): Oh, Kid Gohan's Breakthrough
elan_einlhander (16:44:16): Consists of Masenko and Unlock Potential
elan_einlhander (16:44:19): What the fuck, David.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:07): Yeah. Cell Jr.'s breakthrough is even better.
elan_einlhander (16:45:14): Kamehameha?
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:17): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:45:19): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:19): Kamehameha.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:28): And it takes 7 slots, of course.
elan_einlhander (16:45:58): All 7.
elan_einlhander (16:47:04): Lol, Krillin's headbutt.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:25): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:48): Rofl, I just ring out-ed Kid Trunks with a simple Ki shot.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:18): I HATE when that happens to me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:46): Pisses me off SO bad. I was fighting someone and I fuckin' CHARGED at them and ELBOWED them in the GUT while they had their backs against the glass!
elan_einlhander (16:48:48): It's never happened t ome, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:54): And they just halt themselves!!!!
elan_einlhander (16:48:54): to me*
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:05): I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" And then, to add insult to injury,
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:17): The same guy shoots me with a KI BALL when I'm, like, four feet from the glass.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:23): And I go SAILING back and onto the gras.
elan_einlhander (16:49:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:49:28): Gras
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:30): I'm like, :OOOOO!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:37): User
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:41): "FunWittleAngel"
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:47): has sent you a message. Would you like to accept it?
elan_einlhander (16:49:52): *Got one too*
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:57): I'm not accepting it.
elan_einlhander (16:50:01): I've talked to her twice this week, lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:09): ~said "Bink" as he clicked "no"~
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:19): "Bink!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:14): Ugh, wanna play DBZ
elan_einlhander (16:51:17): Not talk to people
elan_einlhander (16:51:32): Wait, DO I wanna play DBZ.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:35): Then put an away message up that says "I WILL beat Pac-Man!" and go play DBZ.
elan_einlhander (16:51:41): I'm ready to throw my controller through the screen.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:55): It's a shame TVs are cheaper.
elan_einlhander (16:51:58): I'd break lots of them.
elan_einlhander (16:52:08): It's funny how I want to take my agression out on the TV, not the game console.
elan_einlhander (16:52:11): Though, sometimes the console.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:42): I think my anger is generated at the controller.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:48): Or maybe just at life in particular.
elan_einlhander (16:53:09): Well yeah, I twist my controller.
elan_einlhander (16:53:25): Feeling it snap in my hands.
elan_einlhander (16:53:25): Mmm
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:53:53): Crying out in pain to me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:23): "LOOOOOOORDIIIIEEEE!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:27): Doug: >:D
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:54:35): Ugh, I already wanna kill her, lol
elan_einlhander (16:54:37): This won't last.
elan_einlhander (16:54:48): Doug = Not good at holding a grudge.
elan_einlhander (16:54:51): But Doug also =
elan_einlhander (16:55:05): Not good at tolerating people he wants to keep a grudge against.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:07): David = historically not good at keeping grudges, but apparently getting much, much better.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:24): I've been listening to a lot more hip-hop music recently. It doesn't help my rage, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:55:31): Ugh
elan_einlhander (16:55:38): Nasty-ass shit I have to hear when Ray drives.
elan_einlhander (16:55:45): Followed by rebel shit Rebecca listens to
elan_einlhander (16:55:50): Followed by country shit Kim listens to.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:02): I can find SOMETHING good in almost any song.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:06): Minus country.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:25): And bubble-gum pop.
elan_einlhander (16:56:30): Kik
elan_einlhander (16:56:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:36): ~can deal with pop-rock~
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:22): I've actually been liking a lot more pop-rock recently. The last two singles by The Killers were good, and this song "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by this new band called "My Chemical Romance" has been stuck in my head all day.
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:46): I almost didn't wanna listen to it at first because of the name, lol. Sounds so garbage-rebel... and it kinda is, but I like it.
elan_einlhander (16:58:06): Well, I won't be, so there.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:17): You won't be?
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:22): Won't be WHAT?
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:31): *Goku voice* HUH?!
elan_einlhander (16:58:31): Adding her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:35): Ah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:58:36): Now that you mention it
elan_einlhander (16:58:43): I get this from a lot of losers I'd talk to
elan_einlhander (16:58:49): "Why do I always have to IM YOU?"
elan_einlhander (16:58:55): "...What?"
elan_einlhander (16:59:02): "You never message me FIRST."
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:14): Me and you can live WITHOUT talking to people.
elan_einlhander (16:59:29): "You're not on my buddy list, that would be a good reason why, and even if you were, it's not that big of a thing to me, I'm looking at something else."
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:34): I rarely ever say, "Man, I really wanna talk to that guy right now," unless it's Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:38): Who I often message first.
elan_einlhander (16:59:50): Hope : I won't be IMing you after today, though, so if you wanna talk to me again then you'll have to IM me.. So, I guess that won't be done if you refuse(or just don't care enough) to add ONE more person to your list.
elan_einlhander (16:59:57): I wonder if she realizes I don't want to talk to her, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:00:04): Making her complaint moot.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:07): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:09): God, we're awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:32): Did I tell you about that GAY test I had to take? Apparently, they chose random seniors to take this test for school-betterment that we're NOT getting anything for.
elan_einlhander (17:00:39): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:47): But, it helps decide just how DUMB Everett students are, I guess is what it's intention is.
vencabot_teppoo (17:00:56): Here's one of the questions, no shit:
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:29): You want to buy a CD that costs $8.00 and a CD that costs $10.59. What is the lowest bill that you can use to pay for the combination?
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:34): A.) Five-dollar bill
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:37): B.) Ten-dollar bill
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:41): C.) Twenty-dollar bill
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:48): D.) Fifty-dollar bill
vencabot_teppoo (17:01:56): Think hard, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:35): And the damn teacher had to read the instructions over and over again, and they say, "Answer each question as if you will not be penalized for incorrect answers," even though we AREN'T BEING GRADED.
elan_einlhander (17:02:39): This was designed FOR seniors?
vencabot_teppoo (17:02:55): "If you don't know the answer to a short-response question, at least write something and you may get partial credit," WE AREN'T BEING GRADED.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:10): Yes, it was. Anyway, there was a short-answer question that I didn't know the answer to, so I did what it said.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:22): It said, "Why does the salinity of water vary at different points of a pool?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:47): I had no idea what salinity was -- I could only assume it had something to do with salt, but whatever. I wrote:
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:53): "Salinity, salinity
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:57): Your vowels form a trinity
elan_einlhander (17:03:58): Saline I'd guess.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:05): You're S-I-N and "inity"
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:12): Biny, boony, zinity.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:18): PARTIAL CREDIT PLEASE!!!! :D
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:28): And then proceeded to write, "Oh my God, I am awesome."
elan_einlhander (17:04:29): Tell me you drew that smiley.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:31): I did.
elan_einlhander (17:04:36): Awesine dude.
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:59): And on the only other short-answer question, it said, "Describe two differences and two similarities between animal and plant cells."
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:02): I wrote this exactly:
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:05): PLANT CELLS HAVE RIGID CELL WALLS WHILE ANIMAL CELLS HAVE PLIABLE CELL MEMBRANES. SCHOOL SUCKS. PLANT CELLS HAVE LARGE VACUOLES WHILE ANIMAL CELLS DO NOT. :D. PLANT AND ANIMAL CELLS SHARE MANY ORGANELLS SUCH AS NUCLEI, NUCLEOLI, MITOCHONDRIA, ETC. YES, I WOULD LOVE MORE TEA, THANK YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (17:06:17): I wrote it in all caps, and I'll be damned if I didn't answer the question.
elan_einlhander (17:06:39): You did, lol
elan_einlhander (17:06:56): An actual person from the school finally called me.
elan_einlhander (17:06:58): Two of them, in fact.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:03): Double-team.
elan_einlhander (17:07:09): Ms. Marrs tried calling me.
elan_einlhander (17:07:14): But I didn't pick it up, she left a message.
elan_einlhander (17:07:21): And some other guy, Mr. Black called, and I talked to him.
elan_einlhander (17:07:39): He's a teacher I assume, and I explained how the school claimed to have dropped me, yet still keep calling me.
elan_einlhander (17:07:45): He's gonna look into it and call me back.
elan_einlhander (17:07:54): I love how professional I sound sometimes, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:08:04): Especially when he's talking to me, knowing I'm a drop-out.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:09): Well, if he really IS black, he'll probably get the job done, lol. Seems like you can always trust a black guy to get things done at Everett.
elan_einlhander (17:08:30): You KNOW he doesn't expect "I appreciate your concern, Mr. Black, was it? I will look forward to your response in this issue."
elan_einlhander (17:08:33): You know he drooled.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:37): Yeah, he did.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:52): He was like, "DOI IM MISTER BLACK HAHAHAHA IM STUPID"
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:12): "UR SO MUCH SAMRTER THEN ME ADN UR A DROPOUT HAHAHAHA DUUUHHHH"
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:44): "DUUUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD"
elan_einlhander (17:09:47): Okay, David
elan_einlhander (17:09:48): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:00): DUH, I'M ERICKA AGUILAR!!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:03): Such good times.
elan_einlhander (17:10:25): Good times indeed, since I'm not fighting for my right to speak with Kayla, lol, but she's threatening me with it.
elan_einlhander (17:10:34): "Well fine, you just won't be talking to me."
elan_einlhander (17:10:39): "YOU MESSAGED ME YOU IDIOT."
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:39): Oooh, you're gonna get it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:49): She > Doug, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:10:57): Doug can't live without it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:02): Yep.
elan_einlhander (17:11:07): I need sweet sweet Kayla-pussy, or something.
elan_einlhander (17:11:12): Mmm
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:15): Mmmmmm.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:11:20): MMMmMmMmMMm boy.
elan_einlhander (17:11:37): I can taste it already.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:50): Lol. If you die and God asks you if you wanna go to regular heaven or pie heaven, say pie heaven. It may just be a joke, but if it isn't, mmmm boy.
elan_einlhander (17:11:58): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:59): -Jack Handey
elan_einlhander (17:12:13): Lol, and she starts talking to me.
elan_einlhander (17:12:15): That didn't last long
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:25): crazy_beautiful49@hotmail.com says: *Pokes you.* Come on, David.. Please just say SOMETHING to me... crazy_beautiful49@hotmail.com says: So, how have you been? crazy_beautiful49@hotmail.com says: Good? Well, that's great.
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:31): David, laughing maniacally, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:12:53): It's weird how she goes from beggar-mode, to "So, how have you been?"
elan_einlhander (17:12:59): Like a goldfish, some 3-second memory.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:01): She's just a manipulative bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:10): She doesn't mean anything she says, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:23): crazy_beautiful49@hotmail.com says: Yeah.. well, things could be better here, but.. oh well.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:34): "AWWW, I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. C'MON, GROUP HUG, BITCH."
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:43): I would've said that, but saying nothing is so much more evil.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:06): ~wishes he could grunt like a rapper~
elan_einlhander (17:14:23): It's not evil, lol
elan_einlhander (17:14:43): Ugh, now novices.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:52): Doug's got it coming from all angles.
elan_einlhander (17:14:54): "Someone is FOLLOWING ME."
elan_einlhander (17:15:03): "AHHH, HARASSMENT"
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:06): lOL.
elan_einlhander (17:15:08): "How long has he been doing it?"
elan_einlhander (17:15:11): "Like TEN MINUTES"
elan_einlhander (17:15:17): "I barely contitute as harassment."
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:29): If you put someone on ignore, can they form-follow you?
elan_einlhander (17:16:02): I don't think so, but either way
elan_einlhander (17:16:06): You have to accept the formation request
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:13): God, this song. Some parts he interrupts himself in mid speech and just grunts, like he can't think of a better rhyme.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:21): And it somehow manages to be bad-assed, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:16:30): +--+
elan_einlhander (17:16:43): Rofl, that would be me, throwing my keyboard to the floor.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:16:52): I thought it was a retarded emote.
elan_einlhander (17:17:00): I was surprised it came out like that, lol
elan_einlhander (17:17:04): +_+
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:04): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:06): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:23): ~just realized that your keyboard made a "knocked out" face when you threw it to the floor~
elan_einlhander (17:17:32): Yeah, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:34): You STUNNED it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:18:06): *Turns off DBZ, sighs*
elan_einlhander (17:18:22): I just sorta realized I've been at the character select screen for 20 minutes.
elan_einlhander (17:18:28): Might as well turn it off.
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:45): Is there even a prize for getting all of the capsules?
elan_einlhander (17:18:51): Who knows.
elan_einlhander (17:19:09): It's just one of the games where perfection is concievable, and I'd like to have it all, for fighting people.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:14): I stopped playing like, "Why bother." I have all of the characters... all of the moves.
elan_einlhander (17:19:14): so people come by, and HAVE what they want, period.
elan_einlhander (17:19:23): Hope : We get outta school for two days because of the flu going around so a lot of people are absent from school!
elan_einlhander (17:19:27): What a country-ass town
elan_einlhander (17:19:28): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:31): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:42): There's a flu going around at work, and probably at school too.
vencabot_teppoo (17:19:46): "Hope." What a bitch.
elan_einlhander (17:19:51): We don't get days off, I've never even HEARD of such thing
elan_einlhander (17:20:00): Oh chill out, you fag, it's not that bad.
elan_einlhander (17:20:00): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:09): The only other person I've ever heard that from was Lacy and, well... lol.
elan_einlhander (17:20:21): Do you know what Kami no itte means?
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:35): I would assome it means "Kami's Speech."
elan_einlhander (17:21:09): Hm, some guy has it in his title, and is harassing another player that has the name "Kaminoshi", because apparently he patended the phrase "Kami no
elan_einlhander (17:21:10): "
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:23): What a fuckin' retard.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:26): Stab him.
elan_einlhander (17:21:26): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (17:21:32): And what's sweeter is
elan_einlhander (17:21:37): His alt is in my chat room.
elan_einlhander (17:21:40): so today I'm gonna ask him
elan_einlhander (17:21:44): "Do you role-play?"
elan_einlhander (17:21:45): If he says no
elan_einlhander (17:21:52): I'm chewing him out and telling him off.
elan_einlhander (17:22:00): I don't cross alts, but if I know they're not RPing, fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:16): If every fuckin' ninja player could patent their names, there'd be no Japanese names left. Do you know how many people in Japan have the same name?
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:24): THEY ONLY HAVE LIKE TWENTY DIFFERENT SYLLABLES, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:26): No shit
elan_einlhander (17:22:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:42): Japanese words are very similar to begin with, lol
elan_einlhander (17:22:57): That's why every minor change can change the meaning drastically.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:01): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:09): Like Kowaii and Kawaii, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:17): -_-
elan_einlhander (17:23:29): My room is so quiet now, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:36): *Has the TV muted*
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:37): Then blast G-Unit.
elan_einlhander (17:23:49): How but I slip my G down your Unit.
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:24:04): Oh, lol, we discovered how radically hilarious homosexuality is at work two days ago.
elan_einlhander (17:24:17): Me, John, and Thomas Speer all talking about how much we like it up the ass from each other.
elan_einlhander (17:24:22): To this really gullable girl.
elan_einlhander (17:24:24): gullable?
elan_einlhander (17:24:27): guillable?
elan_einlhander (17:24:30): Anyway
elan_einlhander (17:24:31): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:34): Gullible, I believe.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:36): But yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:41): So hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (17:24:52): Don't ever joke around like that to Kayla, though. Did I ever send you those logs? Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:24:57): Thomas was like "I really love it when John puts his dick in me, I can finally relax"
elan_einlhander (17:24:58): Yeah, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:25:14): "We never lube, but sometimes he'll put some saliva on the head."
elan_einlhander (17:25:18): She's like "Nuh UH, really?"
elan_einlhander (17:25:34): We went on a thirty minute tangent about ass-fucking each other, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:40): It's always best when it's especially graphic.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:44): Which I've learned recently.
elan_einlhander (17:25:46): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (17:26:09): "I feel it pressing on my rectum, and I just groan so bad, I want in deeper.... DEEPER."
elan_einlhander (17:26:11): And then he moaned, lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:14): Rofl!!!
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:47): ~writing a PT story, but wanting to write it as PT, the thug from Achaea, because he can't get that damn song out of his head, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:50): PT was a G.
elan_einlhander (17:27:04): Woah, where did this salsa come from.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:14): ~wishes chips would magically appear~
elan_einlhander (17:27:18): There's a jar of Tostitos salsa on my desk.
elan_einlhander (17:27:24): And a bag about a third full of chips.
elan_einlhander (17:27:26): What the fuck
elan_einlhander (17:27:30): I didn't eat these.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:39): Doug smells a fag.
elan_einlhander (17:27:45): *Sniffs*
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:51): And it ISN'T David.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:52): For once.
elan_einlhander (17:28:06): Bastard.
elan_einlhander (17:28:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:29): They call me the Oreo Kid.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:28:32): I tell people about how my friend David walks into my house when I'm asleep, eats my food, and vandalizes my countertop with toothpicks, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:28:39): They freak out.
vencabot_teppoo (17:28:53): Toothpicks and a can-opener.
elan_einlhander (17:29:37): "I'd be SO SCARED if someone just WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, while I'm SLEEPING."
vencabot_teppoo (17:29:49): That's how we roll.
elan_einlhander (17:29:56): it is, Koree rolls in and snatches stuff.
elan_einlhander (17:30:00): David comes in and eats stuff
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:04): Doug wouldn't be scared if I woke him up with a knife to his THROAT.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:11): Doug'd be like, "Oh, it's David."
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (17:30:46): and just nudge him away, and go back to sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:03): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:06): And I commence to eat things.
vencabot_teppoo (17:31:14): And leave profane messages to his friends online.
elan_einlhander (17:31:15): No, even better.
elan_einlhander (17:31:31): A knife to my throat, and half a sandwhich in the other hand, his cheeks bulging with food.
vencabot_teppoo (17:32:05): Rofl!!!
elan_einlhander (17:36:25): Fefnir tells you 'can you help me? and do you play d&d in eberron?'
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:33): ROFL
elan_einlhander (17:36:42): Should I ask what eberron is? Lol
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:50): No.
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:52): No.
vencabot_teppoo (17:36:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:40:54): Jesus fucking christ.
elan_einlhander (17:41:04): MUST WE ASK EIGHTY BILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO
elan_einlhander (17:41:30): Doug does something
elan_einlhander (17:41:34): Question is asked why
elan_einlhander (17:41:41): Doug says why, question is asked why the why happened.
elan_einlhander (17:41:47): Doug gives half-ass answer for that.
elan_einlhander (17:41:51): Third question is asked.
elan_einlhander (17:42:01): Doug is irritated, decides there really was no good reason.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:55): Nor is a really good reason REALLY needed.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:58): Just get off of Doug's nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (17:42:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:43:08): Lol, I almost typed "You need to just HOP OFF."
elan_einlhander (17:43:13): But I refrained, lol
elan_einlhander (17:43:52): Better not be another shitty song.
vencabot_teppoo (17:43:57): :D
elan_einlhander (17:45:01): I can't even understand the words.
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:37): I swear to God, I'm gonna start saying that. "I'm fresh like-- uhh!"
elan_einlhander (17:48:52): I didn't get a single word of that song.
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:09): Not even "uhhh"?
elan_einlhander (17:49:31): Nope
vencabot_teppoo (17:49:37): Or "think I'm a punk, get your homie's head, luuhmped"
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:18): You'll be happy to hear that Mario has a top-ten song.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:23): But not Super Mario, sadly. Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:52:15): I want taco salad.
vencabot_teppoo (17:52:24): Man, that sounds good.
elan_einlhander (17:52:37): I have no beef, sadly.
elan_einlhander (17:53:38): Heehee, cock.
vencabot_teppoo (17:53:49): Cockis, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:54:01): Cockatrice, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:35): "Well, the school got get on its hands and knees and pull my fly down with its teeth, then proceed to cup my balls with both hands and glide its tongue up and down my cockis."
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:38): "...Your cockis?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:54:41): "My cockis."
elan_einlhander (17:54:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:55:12): You can't "cock" things around Doug.
elan_einlhander (17:55:19): Because he goes "Lol, cock" everytime.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:20): Nope. Not guns. Not anything.
elan_einlhander (17:55:21): In his head.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:31): Can't talk about roosters using that particularly form of the noun.
vencabot_teppoo (17:55:43): Can't talk about industrial adhesive.
elan_einlhander (17:55:54): Can't talk about raising something.
elan_einlhander (17:55:55): No go.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:04): Can't cock a brow.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:56:10): God forbid.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:15): Or "cock a snoot."
elan_einlhander (17:56:16): Can't stick your cock in his mouth.
vencabot_teppoo (17:56:46): Do you know that, when you put your thumb to your nose and then wave the rest of your fingers mockingly it's called "cocking a snoot"?
elan_einlhander (17:57:02): You told me that, in that exact same structure I believe, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:03): I guess because it makes your nose into a rooster, or something...
elan_einlhander (17:57:03): So yes.
elan_einlhander (17:58:29): I had a girl in my bed for five hours.
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:43): And managed to NOT cock her in the snoot.
elan_einlhander (17:58:53): Or in the snatch.
elan_einlhander (17:58:54): Go me.
elan_einlhander (17:58:56): I think?
vencabot_teppoo (17:58:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:59:17): *shoulda said at some point* So, wanna make out yet?
elan_einlhander (17:59:31): Or
elan_einlhander (17:59:38): Hey, wanna see how many finger I can fit up your ass?
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:01): Yep.
elan_einlhander (18:00:21): She'd be like "Hmm, sure!"
elan_einlhander (18:00:23): And bend over.
elan_einlhander (18:00:25): *nod self*
vencabot_teppoo (18:00:58): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:01:05): David was there, he knows.
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:21): David's last five messages:
vencabot_teppoo (18:01:34): "Lol." "Yep." "Yep." "Lol." "David's last five messages:"
elan_einlhander (18:02:13): "And stuffy songs about the buttocks"
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:33): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:38): Space...
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:39): Futurama.
vencabot_teppoo (18:02:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:02:54): And when you get to the end, a monkey starts throwing barrels at you.
elan_einlhander (18:05:19): Lordie lordie.
vencabot_teppoo (18:05:44): Looordie!!!!
elan_einlhander (18:05:55): LOoooooooooooOooooooooooordie!!!!!
elan_einlhander (18:06:19): *Should start doing it irl, if David hasn't already*
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:29): ~has, whenever he types that~
vencabot_teppoo (18:06:31): LOOOOOORDIE.
elan_einlhander (18:06:50): Lol, I mean in other situations.
elan_einlhander (18:06:58): "Welp, looks like it's starting to rain."
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:01): Oh, I haven't. Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:07:10): Doug, throws up his arms, covers his forehead and goes "LOOOOOORDIE!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:07:17): Rofl. That'd be awesome.
elan_einlhander (18:08:07): And then David would bust in outta nowhere and do it too, just to mimic me.
vencabot_teppoo (18:08:30): Yep, and everyone would be like, "HUH?!"
elan_einlhander (18:08:42): Then if we did it enough, they'd all start doing it, one by one.
vencabot_teppoo (18:09:28): If not all at once, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:09:50): It fuckin' snowed again.
elan_einlhander (18:10:01): I
elan_einlhander (18:10:02): hate
elan_einlhander (18:10:02): this
elan_einlhander (18:10:03): state
vencabot_teppoo (18:10:14): Yep.
elan_einlhander (18:12:36): ElanEinlhander: "No more snow... sun is out... nice and warm... BAM, BLIZZARD BITCHES, HAHAHAHA."
elan_einlhander (18:12:43): Our state, in a nut shell.
vencabot_teppoo (18:13:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (18:13:40): Yep yep yep
elan_einlhander (18:13:41): Faggot
elan_einlhander (18:14:06): I hear... wolves?
elan_einlhander (18:14:09): What the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (18:15:57): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (18:16:12): Dude, I swear I heard a pack of wolves, yipping and barking.
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:00): Maybe you're going crazy.
elan_einlhander (18:17:12): *Will never leave the house now*
vencabot_teppoo (18:17:16): Ever again, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:40:20): Oaf says, 'Kool'
vencabot_teppoo (18:40:42): You ain't Kool like Kool-ade! Lol.
elan_einlhander (18:49:56): AHHHHHHHH
elan_einlhander (19:06:59): What would you call that thing above the enter key on your keyboard?
elan_einlhander (19:07:05): Not the forward slash
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:29): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (19:07:36): I just say "vertical slash."
elan_einlhander (19:07:39): Hm
elan_einlhander (19:07:43): I call it a pipe
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:03): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (19:10:07): My what now?
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:33): That crazy exclamation point / question mark combination thingy is apparently called an "interrobang."
vencabot_teppoo (19:10:56): That vertical slash is officially:
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:04): "vertical bar / pipe"
vencabot_teppoo (19:11:08): So you were right.
elan_einlhander (19:11:50): Rofl, get hype.
elan_einlhander (19:12:10): I feel like stealing some virginity today
elan_einlhander (19:12:35): And I know what you're thinking, too.
vencabot_teppoo (19:13:13): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:17:48): Define surmise.
elan_einlhander (19:17:50): Quick
elan_einlhander (19:17:50): QUICK
elan_einlhander (19:17:56): Is it like assume?
elan_einlhander (19:17:57): IS IT?
vencabot_teppoo (19:17:58): Surmise means to yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:02): No.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:08): It means to DRAW from.
elan_einlhander (19:18:08): NO?
elan_einlhander (19:18:14): DRAW A CONCLUSION FROM?
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:16): Assuming means to just pull out of your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:16): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:18:19): OKAY
elan_einlhander (19:18:21): THANKS DAVID
elan_einlhander (19:18:23): YOU'RE A PAL
elan_einlhander (19:26:46): Imagine being the first nerd to discover the emoticon.
elan_einlhander (19:27:06): I wonder how it went down
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:28:03): "Hm, if only there were some way to... VISIBLY express my emotions to the people of the internet, without going through the hassle of programming some picture.*
elan_einlhander (19:32:52): What's wrong?
vencabot_teppoo (19:33:35): Nothing. Just writing.
elan_einlhander (19:33:44): Writing what?
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:05): d/R addition #2, "Emerald Ghost Gospel."
elan_einlhander (19:34:17): How many you planning to write, off the bat
elan_einlhander (19:34:18): ?
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:58): I just finished the rough draft, and don't intend to continue editing tonight. I don't intend to put any amount on how many additions I'm gonna write... The whole point is to write what I feel like writing, when I wanna write it, with no regards to story-order whatsoever, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:35:15): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:10): I've been fueling my writing based on the titles that I conceive FOR the stories. When I wrote d/R addition #1, "Trigger Finger," I just kept thinking the title over and over again, lol. All week I've been struggling with what to write next, until this morning when I misheard someone on the TV and thought they said "Ghost Gospel." That kinda reminded me of PT, and then, on the shopping channel, they were selling emeralds... What are the chances of that.
elan_einlhander (19:37:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:36): So I decided to write a story about PT, back when he was REALLY evil, called "Emerald Ghost Gospel." I'm pretty pleased with it.
elan_einlhander (19:38:34): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:38:41): http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=134
elan_einlhander (19:38:43): Very last cell
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:54): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:18): I invented the "d/R addition" to counter the "chapters" that other books have. They aren't really short stories... they aren't really chapters. They're just additions. I like it.
elan_einlhander (19:41:28): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:01): I'm gonna go get something to put it in my mouth, chew, and possibly swallow.
elan_einlhander (19:42:12): Like my cock? :D
elan_einlhander (19:44:10): ..:D?
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:49): And so, instead of putting forth the effort to make real food, I'm eating several delicious scones.
elan_einlhander (19:48:13): And not my cock. :(
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:40): And not Doug's fat, delicious, albeit somewhat dwarfish penis.
elan_einlhander (19:49:25): Somewhat, putting it mildly.
elan_einlhander (19:49:30): David likes putting hot sauce on it.
elan_einlhander (19:53:01): Some novice is saying hi to me, a lot
elan_einlhander (19:53:05): Like, in different ways, lol
elan_einlhander (19:53:10): Lessa tells you 'hidio ho there neighbor :)' (@#athabascor) [GUIDE] There is only one player guide currently enabled, with 301 players onlin e. Please enable if possible. (@#athabascor) repl Yes, hi. You tell Lessa 'Yes, hi.'
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:07): Tell Lessa that I'll hidi her ho.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:32): "Uh, yeah... VT says that he'll "hidi your ho.""
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:37): "Who's VT?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:41): "D-don't ask."
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:29): And quote me, cheeks bulging with bagels when I say, "This. Ish. Howr. We. Do."
elan_einlhander (20:04:05): Mmm, bagels.
elan_einlhander (20:04:09): *STILL hasn't eaten*
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:10): And the question of the day is, when did David's CD drive become retarded?
elan_einlhander (20:05:19): 2 am.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:26): But on what date?
elan_einlhander (20:05:32): Um
elan_einlhander (20:05:34): UM
elan_einlhander (20:05:36): YOUR MOTHER
elan_einlhander (20:05:37): AHAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:51): Hey, don't even josh about my mother.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:06:02): I Joshed her last night.
elan_einlhander (20:06:03): HUH?
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:26): My CD drive can't read burned CDs, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:08:43): My CD drive can't read stuff like Starcraft.
elan_einlhander (20:08:46): But my DVD drive can
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:34): Congratulations, Doug. Do you want a fuckin' medal?! :'(
elan_einlhander (20:10:35): I want your fuckin' mother, Steve.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:49): ~laughed at that, no idea why~
elan_einlhander (20:11:38): ATHF
elan_einlhander (20:11:43): "What's in Pheonix?"
elan_einlhander (20:11:48): "It's your mama, Steve!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:22): Oh yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:05): A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it." 
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:20): None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter.
elan_einlhander (20:16:20): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:30): Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again. 
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:39): "Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off." 
elan_einlhander (20:16:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:05): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rockyisback2.html
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:16): That had me laughing at loud at some parts.
elan_einlhander (20:22:10): *Just loves this song*
elan_einlhander (20:30:55): YYA
elan_einlhander (20:30:56): YAY*
elan_einlhander (20:31:02): YU-GI-OH IS ON
elan_einlhander (20:31:04): SOMETHING TO DO
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:19): How can anyone say that humans evolved from monkeys when monkeys are so superior,.
elan_einlhander (20:31:29): ..w-what?
elan_einlhander (20:31:34): Oh
elan_einlhander (20:31:35): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:31:36): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:31:41): We're just sentient, is all
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:55): Yeah, but that's all we got on monkeys. They're so much cooler than people.
elan_einlhander (20:32:02): Lol, yeah yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:32:05): It was a trade-off.
elan_einlhander (20:32:14): Sentietism for the loss of agility, tails, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:05): I just watched a video where a monkey fucks with two tigers' heads for three minutes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:09): That monkey was slick.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:15): And made me wanna be a monkey.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:36): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=monkeyvstiger.wmv if you're interested.
elan_einlhander (20:33:38): I wanna be a spider monkey.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:52): ~doesn't know from monkeys~
elan_einlhander (20:34:05): Spider monkeys are the small ones.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:19): With eight limbs?
elan_einlhander (20:34:26): ...of course
elan_einlhander (20:35:51): We just have to keep praying that monkeys don't master guns and swords.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:05): Monkey with razorblades tied to its limbs.
elan_einlhander (20:36:19): Rabid monkey.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:55): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:20): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/awfulweatherman2.html
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:25): ~cracking up~
elan_einlhander (20:39:01): Rofl
elan_einlhander (20:39:02): Wtf
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:36): That was truly an awful weatherman.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:43): ~just spat all over his computer~
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:52): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=carfall.wmv
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:27): Please keep hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
elan_einlhander (20:42:37): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (20:42:39): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:42:51): *CRACKKING UP SO BAD*
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:58): ~is too~
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:01): ~can't breathe~
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:05): ~watching it over and over~
elan_einlhander (20:43:15): The slow-motion... rofl
elan_einlhander (20:43:21): I didn't lauhg so bad until I saw that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:27): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:43): ~crying~
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:08): Look in the background.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:12): The kid on the bike, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:15): He sees the whole damn thing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:17): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (20:45:51): Oh god dude.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:19): I love how the door slams.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:48): ~still laughing~
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:12): That dude got hit by a parked car, rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:48:15): *has a headache, now*
elan_einlhander (20:48:22): *cracks up again*
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:37): ~spitting everywhere~
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:00): I wish I could see the look on his face when he sees that bumper comin'.
elan_einlhander (20:49:17): Me too yo, me too.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:29): That is the best hit in history.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:35): They show it in slow motion.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:40): It is perfect in all ways.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:23): "M'am, your son... was hit by a parked car."
elan_einlhander (20:50:31): *spits up so much*
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:11): "He was fuckin' around with his friends, and he... got hit by a parked car. His neck is broken. He'll never be able to walk again."
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:04): Hands down, the best hit ever.
elan_einlhander (20:55:25): Hope : *wonders if you've decided to add her to your list yet..*
elan_einlhander (20:55:26): :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:48): That means I'll be getting a message soon, too.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:18): Vencabot Teppoo: HARRY. Vencabot Teppoo: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=carfall.wmv Vencabot Teppoo: Go download. Vencabot Teppoo: Kid getting hit by a parked car. Joker45756: lol you mean he hits the car Joker45756: lol i will Joker45756: david hows school going fory ou Joker45756: you* Vencabot Teppoo: Meh, not good. You? Joker45756: eh same ole same ole Joker45756: this car hitting will not load
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:30): Vencabot Teppoo: :-( Joker45756: what college are you going to Vencabot Teppoo: Not going. You? Joker45756: holy crap Joker45756: i just saw that kid get jacked in the jace Joker45756: face*
elan_einlhander (20:56:44): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:56:51): jacked in the face
elan_einlhander (20:58:54): Ugh, getting pissed now.
elan_einlhander (20:59:26): REALLY pissed.
elan_einlhander (20:59:27): Oh God
elan_einlhander (20:59:30): So much anger, this sucks
elan_einlhander (21:00:38): And it's not even really from Kayla.
elan_einlhander (21:00:40): It's from the wife.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:43): This is so weird. Media Player has the most bizarre way of preventing screen-shots from being tak-
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:46): Wow, that IS bad.
elan_einlhander (21:01:42): It sucks hating all of the people around you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:57): Maybe Harry can cheer you up:
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:59): Joker45756: government money isnt that bad Joker45756: i was talking to a bum about it
elan_einlhander (21:02:21): I don't wanna talk to Harry.
elan_einlhander (21:03:07): Ugh, I need a car, I swear.
elan_einlhander (21:03:11): So I can leave at times like this.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:36): Yeah, that'd be awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:03:48): Some guy at work is trying to sell me a Camero.
elan_einlhander (21:03:58): I might look into it.
elan_einlhander (21:14:48): ROFL, NO WAY
elan_einlhander (21:14:53): HAHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:58): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (21:15:06): COMMERCIAL
elan_einlhander (21:15:18): "It's okay to talk to your kids about what to do for a terrorist attack"
elan_einlhander (21:15:22): This kiddy light music.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:26): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:15:40): Dude
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:40): What DO you do in the case of a terrorist attack.
elan_einlhander (21:15:40): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:15:44): They didn't say
elan_einlhander (21:15:45): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:45): My mom never told ME.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:48): I'd say:
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:51): Step 1: Burn.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:54): Step 2: Die.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:04): The kids were all asking stuff like
elan_einlhander (21:16:10): "What if I can't get to a phone?"
elan_einlhander (21:16:15): *Cracking up*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:19): Hang on, I got that mixed up: Step 1: Shit pants. Step 2: Burn. Step 3: Die.
elan_einlhander (21:17:08): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:17:09): A phone
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:17): Super phone.
elan_einlhander (21:17:27): "*ring...ring...ring.... Hello, this is the Lansing Police Department, what is your emergency?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:17:34): "I'M BEIN' BOMBED ALIVE!!! AHHHH!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:11): "Thawesh a tewwowist in my bedwoom."
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:43): "Heash in my cwoset. He sez pwaze to allah."
elan_einlhander (21:18:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:03): "He gotz a towel awound heez hed."
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:23): "He gotz boms on hease tummy."
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:09): "He gotz a funny beard."
elan_einlhander (21:20:23): Okay David, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:30): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:24): I'm thinking of downloading Kazaa.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:34): Sadly, it's a spyware paradise, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:47): I think of it a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:32): I miss having a library of songs at my fingertips. :'(
elan_einlhander (21:23:02): I have one, it's just neverchanging.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:11): I only have LP on this computer.
elan_einlhander (21:25:20): I have LP, some classic rock, and video game stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:51): I want to download things that fill me with the will to destroy, like the themesong from the movie Hackers, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:03): I don't know what it is about that song.
elan_einlhander (21:34:11): *sticks his penis in the salsa jar*
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:24): Good job.
elan_einlhander (21:34:37): Thank you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:45): ~claps~
elan_einlhander (21:46:13): Lol, Starburst commercial.
elan_einlhander (21:46:20): have you seen it, with the sculpture?
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:23): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:10:06): *Still hasn't eaten, shocked he hasn't preceeded to eat himself*
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:40): proceeded*
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:02): Title of MSN article:
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:05): Jackson: God approves
elan_einlhander (22:17:19): Rof.
elan_einlhander (22:17:21): rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:37): And "Teach your baby how to talk," with a picture of a baby getting its soft head squished by a set of headphones.
elan_einlhander (22:19:09): Lol, soft head.
elan_einlhander (22:19:11): Babies are soft.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:22): Babies crack me up.
elan_einlhander (22:19:31): Me too, as you can see.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:08): He really is getting his head squished though, lol. Now I'm gonna make it an avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:14): Awww, it's adorable and squishy.
elan_einlhander (22:22:31): Rofl, nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:51): I saw an ad on dictionary.com that I wanted to yank, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:26): Found it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:47): Yes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:56): I am Avatarice, Pagan God of Avatars.
elan_einlhander (22:25:03): I've seen that millions of times, lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:18): So have I, lol. Because it's on dictionary.com.
elan_einlhander (22:25:39): :D
elan_einlhander (22:29:56): What sort of twisted madman would even CONSIDER the idea of a woman's "period"
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:09): ...What?
elan_einlhander (22:30:10): I mean, seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:30:12): Think about it
elan_einlhander (22:30:15): God is crafting man.
elan_einlhander (22:30:30): "Hm, the woman should have a "Period" where she bleeds and cramps and is a BITCH for like a week."
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:35:17): God I wanna rape Milly, or whatever her name is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:28): On Trigun?
elan_einlhander (22:35:36): No no, on Rave Master.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:43): Oh, I don't watch that show. I was about to say.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:49): Milly from Trigun could rape YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:36:01): The girl is fine.
elan_einlhander (22:36:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:37:59): *Should start taking Enzyte*
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:00): Vencabot_Teppoo: Did you ever stumble over certain words or sentences? Like, the way they were worded was funny, or a comma seemed awkward? Vencabot_Teppoo: Or did you read it pretty easily? verencamerosa: Oh. Yeah. verencamerosa: But that's only because I was readin' too fast. Vencabot_Teppoo: Hm. Vencabot_Teppoo: I've read over it, like, 5 times already, lol. I change something almost every time, just because I sorta get ahead of myself when I get really into my writ- Vencabot_Teppoo: Have you seen my avatar? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:49): Rofl
elan_einlhander (22:46:36): *ate a piece of lettuce*
elan_einlhander (22:46:42): *was quite possibly the best lettuce ever*
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:43): Yay?
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:46): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:47:34): I think my stomach began ingesting itself, that's why.
elan_einlhander (22:48:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:54): Doug's stomach's funny noises hurt lots funnymake doug laughd
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:59): saaaaaaaafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:06): That's Doug's next two messages, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:56:50): WAIT, THAT'S IT
elan_einlhander (22:56:53): THIS IS HOW I LOSE WEIGHT
elan_einlhander (22:56:55): NOT EATING
elan_einlhander (22:56:55): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:10): OF COURSE.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:14): IT'S ORIGINAL.
elan_einlhander (22:57:19): Just go as LONG as possible without food, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT SOONER
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:33): AND it saves you money!
elan_einlhander (22:57:36): YES
elan_einlhander (22:57:38): GENIUS
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:40): You could start smoking, too!
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:49): But not drinking. That makes you fat. :o(
elan_einlhander (22:57:55): Fat bad.
elan_einlhander (22:57:59): :o(
elan_einlhander (22:58:05): *First time he's EVER used that emoticon*
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:11): And it feels good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:32): know what else feels good? Sticking my finger in my throat, and throwing up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:55): Yep. Especially after eating a whole lot, and then regretting it.
elan_einlhander (22:59:31): Needless to say, I saw a news thing on eating disorders, so I'm doing the Dougly thing and mocking them.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:49): No one can blame you for being Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:52): "What a jerk!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:56): "He's Doug Allen."
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:58): "Ooooh."
elan_einlhander (23:00:05): "OH, okay, my bad."
elan_einlhander (23:01:38): Ugh, must everything go back to David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:43): O.o;;
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:49): Oh, you're talking to Kayla?
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:01:57): Is it that obvious? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:11): I was like, "wtf are you talking about. Everything goes back to me? Awesome." Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:11): This is like when I started talking to Lynn again, and she'd mention her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend at the end of every three or so sentances.
elan_einlhander (23:03:33): 'Cause I really wanna hear about that.
elan_einlhander (23:03:37): Except in THIS case, I know the guy
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:52): Which is even worse.
elan_einlhander (23:04:00): 'Cause I could always just whup your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:00): So much worse, actually.
elan_einlhander (23:04:18): Yup.
elan_einlhander (23:04:20): Fuck you David, fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:27): :o(
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:10): Koree: wow, most random one yet Vencabot_Teppoo: ? Koree: away message Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, yeah. Koree: ...wtf Koree: wtf Koree: wtf Koree: wtf Vencabot_Teppoo: O.o;; Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh, my avatar? Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Koree: yes Koree: wtf
elan_einlhander (23:05:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:05:28): "Koree"
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:57): David and his handy-dandy over-ridden names, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:06:05): Is mine still Doug?
elan_einlhander (23:06:11): *Told you to change that shit*
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:13): Nah, it hasn't been for a long time.
elan_einlhander (23:06:16): Good man
elan_einlhander (23:06:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:06:22): *was ready to wring your neck*
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:28): Wring it like a... bell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:06:35): A bell
elan_einlhander (23:06:39): Or a... belt
elan_einlhander (23:06:41): Upside your head?
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:09): I can't stop talking about what you said about Lynnette's new boyfriend...
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:15): ...While he's right behind me in the lunch-line.
elan_einlhander (23:07:16): What did I say?
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:20): RIGHT behind me.
elan_einlhander (23:07:21): ..Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:07:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:07:23): HA
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:30): That's the only time I mention it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:48): It's funny because he has no idea I'm talking about him.
elan_einlhander (23:08:04): You should start saying "Lynnette's boyfriend"
elan_einlhander (23:08:06): So he does.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:07): "So I told Doug that she has a new boyfriend, and he said, 'Oh? I should probably meet the dousche.'"
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:13): ~everyone laughs~
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:24): "And it's true, at least he was a man-sized nerd."
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:28): ~everyone laughs~
elan_einlhander (23:08:39): Rofl, oh yeah, I remember now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:52): Meanwhile, they're making out behind me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:55): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:56): Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:09:06): David?
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:12): I have people making out directly infront of me and directly behind me every day in the lunch-line.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:18): How does it always end up timed so perfectly.
elan_einlhander (23:09:25): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:27): I want to just spin around and kill both couples, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:09:53): No, if they're doing it behind you, you should start using names, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:10:06): 'Cause knowing her, she'll do that "WHAT??" screech thing she does.
elan_einlhander (23:10:14): And I do know her, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:25): Names?
elan_einlhander (23:10:29): Lynnette's
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:32): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:11:08): Or or
elan_einlhander (23:11:29): Look at her and say "Ohh, so you're the bitch Doug was talking about." Then look at him and add in "And you must be the nerdling."
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:11:45): And do that big goofy smile :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:09): He is such a nerdling, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:11): I wanna hit him.
elan_einlhander (23:12:21): Glad it's not just me, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:43): God, so small.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:48): Glasses sliding down his nose.
elan_einlhander (23:12:58): Doug is old-fashioned, he wants a woman smaller than him.
elan_einlhander (23:13:04): How can he tolerate being such a little wimp.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:27): ii ji.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:32): ^_^
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:35): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:47): ^o^
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:55): ii ji deshou!
elan_einlhander (23:13:56): n_n
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:58): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:15:05): I need a girlfriend.
elan_einlhander (23:15:11): I'm too horny, for my own good.
elan_einlhander (23:15:17): It needs to be let out, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:22): Go kill some girl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:24): Kayla.
elan_einlhander (23:15:30): That won't... make me less horny.
elan_einlhander (23:15:34): Unless I rape her, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:37): :D
elan_einlhander (23:15:44): AFTER she's dead.
elan_einlhander (23:15:46): ...:D
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:51): ~laughed out loud~
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:08): Vencabot_Teppoo: Fuckin' charts. Vencabot_Teppoo: They can all get on their hands and knees, pull down my fly with their teeth, cup my balls with both hands and lick my heavy metal cockis.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:22): "Heavy Metal Cockis." Lol. That should be the name of my next d/R addition.
elan_einlhander (23:19:40): Agreed.
elan_einlhander (23:19:59): Lol, seriously though
elan_einlhander (23:20:40): I should go down south, make sweet love to her, slit her throat as she experiences her orgasm, and take pictures of the whole thing. Then put them on my new website: www.irapedandkilledthisgirl.com
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:51): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:20:56): It'll be hilarious, trust me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:04): It will be, oh my God.
elan_einlhander (23:21:20): David can program it for me, so it'll be even more awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:32): I really should.
elan_einlhander (23:22:10): Meanwhile, I mad a thing of tator tots.
elan_einlhander (23:22:11): Jesus
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:11): ~laughs out loud whenever he reads the website name~
elan_einlhander (23:22:12): Fucking
elan_einlhander (23:22:13): Christ
elan_einlhander (23:22:28): It's an awesome website name, even more so since Yahoo! automatically hyperlinks it for me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:34): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:56): ~still laughing~
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:00): It's even funnier since it's Kayla.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:09): God, I hope she reads my profile. I hope she does more than anything in the world.
elan_einlhander (23:24:18): David, did you...
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:42): ~really laughs out loud EVERY time he reads it, and reads it over and over~
elan_einlhander (23:24:49): Rofl, get hype David
elan_einlhander (23:24:51): Get so hype.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:14): www.irapedandkilledthisgirl.com . A site full of pics of Doug's dead, abused victims.
elan_einlhander (23:25:27): *cracks up seeing it*
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:44): Occassionally guest-starring his friend David and some people HE'S recently killed.
elan_einlhander (23:26:07): And the even more occasional "Threesome-Slay"
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:08): And David's spin-off site, www.dougrapedandkilledthisgirlandiwatched.com
elan_einlhander (23:26:17): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:26:39): Threesome-slay, I'm gonna try adopting that into my casual vocabulary.
elan_einlhander (23:26:47): Somehow
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:49): Lol. So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:01): Oh my God.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:24): And www.irapedandkilledthisgirl.com could have the "This. Is. How. We. Do." midi playing in the background.
elan_einlhander (23:27:24): "So I've been thinking about having a- what?
elan_einlhander (23:27:30): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:27:31): Yeah
elan_einlhander (23:28:02): "So I've been thinking about having a Threesome-slay, lately."
elan_einlhander (23:28:05): "W-what...?"
elan_einlhander (23:28:14): "Oh, it's where my friend David and rape and kill a girl together."
elan_einlhander (23:28:33): "Oh."
elan_einlhander (23:28:44): "You should check out my site."
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:29:55): *is getting really tempted to make the site, just so the name won't get taken*
elan_einlhander (23:30:31): I could see Doug as a rapist.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:12): So awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:32:16): Someone commented on my biceps.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:25): Awesine.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:33): Be back in a few minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:32:39): okay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:42): Gitta piss and wash face.
elan_einlhander (23:32:54): Might as well do both at once. :D
elan_einlhander (23:34:11): OH GOD
elan_einlhander (23:34:22): elan_einlhander: full* Hope : elan_einlhander : Lol, seriously though
elan_einlhander (23:34:29): SHE SAW IT
elan_einlhander (23:35:24): I'm getting it so bad now.
elan_einlhander (23:37:54): What TIMING
elan_einlhander (23:38:04): There is NO good way out of this, and it's awesome because of that.
elan_einlhander (23:41:56): Dude, come back, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:23): Hope : Still.. ya could have said.. "Naw.. not Kayla.. she isn't that bad.." elan_einlhander: Because another girl is much more deserving of my rapage? Lol

2-10-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:17:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:47): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:47): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:49): So awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:17:57): David, yes
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:15): God, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:46): And it's even better because neither of us messaged her with it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:50): She just saw it in my PROFILE.
elan_einlhander (0:18:58): I've spent this entire time explaining to her why it's hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:05): Don't bother.
elan_einlhander (0:19:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:15): Just let her be all afraid in her own little fearful Kayla world, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:20): It wears off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:25): She just forgets after awhile, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:38): Like the time I told her I was going to murder her and her family.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:48): She was... so afraid, although she'd known me for so long.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:02): And then we just didn't talk for an hour... and then after that, no more mentions of it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:17): Same with when I said I was gay, lol. "OMG, YOU'RE SERIOUS?!" "...Yes." "OMGOMG"
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:26): An hour later, no talking... she just forgets it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:28): It's incredible.
elan_einlhander (0:20:29): Rofl
elan_einlhander (0:20:32): It is
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:09): ~needs a "strangle-me Kayla" doll~
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:28): ~that he can just choke when he feels the urge~
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:31): :o)
elan_einlhander (0:21:36): BUT DAVID
elan_einlhander (0:21:45): SINCE I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE JOKING, IT'S NOT FUNNY
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:49): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:02): OMG, WHAT IF HE'S SERIOUS!
elan_einlhander (0:22:04): That's the problem here, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:06): He COULD be... He's CRAZY!
elan_einlhander (0:22:08): Not Doug, David.
elan_einlhander (0:22:14): "He's mad at me, so I don't think he's joking."
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:19): YES.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:19): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:22:24): "He's David, he's rarely serious, and I know when he's jokingto begin with."
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:30): Doug: "B-but... I said it."
elan_einlhander (0:22:49): I know, lol
elan_einlhander (0:22:55): I said WE were talking, and it came up
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:05): Hilariously came up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:12): Since raping Kayla is funny.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:16): And she can never comprehend that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:25): It's hopeless.
elan_einlhander (0:23:29): I said
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:32): It's like trying to explain why suicide is funny.
elan_einlhander (0:23:33): It wouldn't matter if it was my mother
elan_einlhander (0:23:38): And it might even be more funny if it were
elan_einlhander (0:23:39): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:47): Because I rape Doug's mother all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:12): I follow her until she's, like, alone outside of a convenience store in the middle of the night, then I hide in her car since she doesn't lock the doors.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:27): Then, when she comes back in, I spring out and rape her and then run, and she's like, "DAMMIT, DAVID! ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:43): Rofl, like Swiper.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:53): Raper, no raping.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:54): Raper, no raping.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:56): Raper, no raping.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:03): Oh my God, what if some girl actually said that. That'd be awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:13): Noticing the shadow of some guy creeping up behind her...
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:20): "Raper, no raping! Raper, no raping!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:32): Good times, seriously.
elan_einlhander (0:26:37): Because now South Park is on.
elan_einlhander (0:26:43): Mel Gibson is chasing after them, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:51): Ii ji, honto.
elan_einlhander (0:27:12): honto?
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:15): Honto.
elan_einlhander (0:27:41): I don't know what that means.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:45): "Really."
elan_einlhander (0:28:02): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:29): ~decides to change his profile,now~
elan_einlhander (0:28:48): Don't, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:53): ~slightly modified it~ Dammit, it's gonna be hard as Hell for me to get to sleep with dad here.
elan_einlhander (0:30:22): Why, is he JJFJjs;jfafsj;ajs;djs?
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:41): I mean, he's in the living room. Just got back from work.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:44): Watching TV. ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:30:46): Ah
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:54): He isn't, like, in here.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:55): Naked.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:02): Raping me in the ear while I type.
elan_einlhander (0:31:17): It happens.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:11): Doug, who should I add to my "to-kill" list. It only has two people.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:22): That isn't enough for a true list.
elan_einlhander (0:32:28): Me.
elan_einlhander (0:32:30): Duh
elan_einlhander (0:32:31): Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (0:32:33): Her boyfriend
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:45): I was thinking of adding Ashlee Simpson because she made that damn song "La La La" or whatever.
elan_einlhander (0:33:13): *Doesn't know*
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:40): Lyrics:
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:01): You can dress me up diamonds You can dress me up in dirt You can throw me like a line-man I like it better when it hurts Oh, I have waited here for you I have waited You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more You make me wanna You make me wanna scream 
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:34): That song is SO horny that it makes me want to KILL.
elan_einlhander (0:35:03): It makes me want to-.... kill
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:05): Everytime I hear it chills go through my entire body and my chest tightens up, and I choke and my eyes water and my hands twitch and I MUST kill.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:17): I woulda wrote it this way:
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:25): You make wanna KILL YOU
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:31): In the kitchen on the floor
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:44): I'll be your Telltale Heart
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:51): Chop you up, hide in the floor
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:07): I'm like a hockey player
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:16): Beat your face, lose all your teeth
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:21): You make me wanna
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:25): You make me wanna make you scream
elan_einlhander (0:36:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:36:37): I thought it at first said
elan_einlhander (0:36:40): "You make me wanna cream"
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:43): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:36:46): I was gonna say tha'ts TOO far.
elan_einlhander (0:36:48): that's*
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:53): ROF
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:53): SFDAS
elan_einlhander (0:36:54): That's not even subtle innuendo, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:57): ~laughing so hard~
elan_einlhander (0:37:36): Lol..
elan_einlhander (0:38:10): Rofl, did you change your profile
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:22): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:25): Why?
elan_einlhander (0:38:26): She commented, lol
elan_einlhander (0:38:30): "You told him I read it?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:10): Did you read my new one? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:30): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:39:38): And she now, of course, feels like crying
elan_einlhander (0:39:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:39:42): Because it's that deep
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:45): It is, too.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:57): I mean, YOU told ME that SHE looked at my profile! :O
elan_einlhander (0:40:03): Gadzooks.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:11): That work looks so great typed out.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:37): "Further, don't hurt your neck."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:46): "ooooOOOOOoooo!! GOTCHA BITCH."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:03): And what's funny is that I didn't even mean it as a derogative term referring to a female.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:10): I just meant it as... "GOTCHA BITCH." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:15): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:23): But she's from the South, how could she know that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:31): She probably thinks that I was referring to her in particular.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:41): When, really, it'd have just as much meaning if not more if KENNY look at it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:50): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:52): Kenny: "Well, it says to scroll down, but I dunno..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:00): Kenny: "Aw, what the Heck. Here it goes..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:08): Kenny: "...Aw fish-sticks."
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:32): Kenny: "I got gots't. :o("
elan_einlhander (0:43:17): It could be about Kenny.
elan_einlhander (0:43:22): And that's what makes it so funny
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:20): Bwahahahahahaha.
elan_einlhander (0:44:43): Gotta love how often she must be looking at your profile
elan_einlhander (0:44:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:51): Yeah, really. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:56): ~feels special~ :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:13): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigblob.html
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:09): Oh, I didn't show you this. I'm not much for getting crunk, but this would have seriously forced me to go full-on crunk.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:19): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=luckybasketball.wmv
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:15): I woulda beat the bejeesus out of that guy, even if I was on his team, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:53:43): *looked at the first link*
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:11): Yuuup. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:06): Wow, and the second
elan_einlhander (0:55:07): No way
elan_einlhander (0:55:08): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:29): First time I saw that, I got pretty crunk, lol. Apparently, it was the last shot that won them the game.
elan_einlhander (0:55:40): I assuemd as much
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:41): The opposing crowd had already decided that they had won, and you can hear them all gasp, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:42): assumed*
elan_einlhander (0:55:48): Rofl, yeah
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:09): And as I said, I woulda beat the shit out of that guy, even if I was on his team, because I woulda been so crunk that I wouldn't be able to control myself.
elan_einlhander (0:56:19): Rofl, I know what you mean.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:36): You can see his own team doing it in the video, lol. I woulda done the same thing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:42): They were beating the SHIT out of that guy, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:57:05): Mm, Kayla left, I can play DBZ in peace. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:14): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:27): But first: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail123.html
elan_einlhander (1:01:20): ......
elan_einlhander (1:01:22): David
elan_einlhander (1:01:28): Where the fuck am I
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:38): ...
elan_einlhander (1:02:10): I feel like I just woke up.
elan_einlhander (1:02:13): I don't know why.
elan_einlhander (1:02:16): It's 1 am, what hapened.
elan_einlhander (1:02:21): happened*
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:37): Go to bed Doug, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:02:52): I'm not even remotely tired, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:24): ~is so tired~
elan_einlhander (1:03:42): You don't need sleep, you've done quite enough of that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:57): SLEEP.
elan_einlhander (1:04:17): And, on a side-note, Big O is pretty retarded.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:22): It is.
elan_einlhander (1:04:22): Roger's rules and shit
elan_einlhander (1:04:26): How he talks.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:29): The show makes no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:39): Still.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:42): I don't care what anyone says,.
elan_einlhander (1:04:45): If he spoke to me like that "I'd be like What the FUCK are you talking about?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:50): Yeah, it does.
elan_einlhander (1:04:52): doesn't*
elan_einlhander (1:05:07): I understand it's about a negotiator, and big robots.
elan_einlhander (1:05:10): That's it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:25): And the negotiator is almost Bruce Wayne.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:27): But more faggish.
elan_einlhander (1:05:32): Much more
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:43): And Amaro Rey-ish.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:55): Which makes him inherently more faggish.
elan_einlhander (1:06:08): Much more.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:18): Anyway, peace. Enjoy your DBZ, and your crazy, crazy Japanimations.

2-11-05


elan_einlhander (20:04:21): Hey.
elan_einlhander (20:08:24): ...Figures.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:29): I was just washing my face. Wassup?
elan_einlhander (20:33:38): Oh, hey.
elan_einlhander (20:33:53): Just being eaten alive while I contemplate.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:06): ...Right.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:17): Mosquito problem or something?
elan_einlhander (20:34:18): *killed by a form of nine pirannahs*
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:22): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:33): Like pee-rahna.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:34:52): My fault for leaving social.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:10): Lol. The one time Elan sets foot out of social.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:17): He gets eaten alive by a form of nine pee-rahna.
elan_einlhander (20:36:01): I bought all of the breakthroughs and brought Goku up to level 99 yesterday/today
elan_einlhander (20:36:17): I guess I'm done.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:37): ...100% of the capsules?
elan_einlhander (20:36:59): No, and I don't have a way of figuring out what I don't have, since the list isn't in some sort of order, with gaps and all.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:13): What percent do you have?
elan_einlhander (20:37:20): I went in and out of the capsule shop probably fifty times in a row to let it randomize, and there wasn't anything new to buy.
elan_einlhander (20:37:22): A sad 89%
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:29): Wow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:42): Dude, have you ever done Accel Dance with 18?
elan_einlhander (20:37:54): I've had it done to me with her I think
elan_einlhander (20:38:05): Isn't that the thing where her and 17 kick the shit out of you?
elan_einlhander (20:38:10): Or is that how 17's works?
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:22): Yeah, but for 18, it has a 50% chance of having a DIFFERENT cinematic...
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:25): ...dun dun dun.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:31): With her and...
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:32): Krillan.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:37): Krillin, I guess.
elan_einlhander (20:38:44): Rofl, Krillin.
elan_einlhander (20:38:53): I love how she has destructo disc.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:56): I was like, "Oh, it's just like 17- KRILLIN?!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:07): And half of the time, she does it with 17... half of the time, with Krillin.
elan_einlhander (20:39:32): Omega Shenron turned out to be my boy.
elan_einlhander (20:39:36): Oddly enough.
elan_einlhander (20:39:47): I used him for winning tournaments with no moves, and have no trouble with it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:47): Wow, really? He's a pretty flamey flamer.
elan_einlhander (20:39:56): Put on seven-slot Sparkling.
elan_einlhander (20:40:05): he has seven guages of ki, so he's sorta made for it, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:40:25): And his moves link together nicely, so I can pound the shit out of people, lol
elan_einlhander (20:40:27): I never realized
elan_einlhander (20:40:33): Seven-slot sparkling quintupled your winnings.
elan_einlhander (20:40:39): I thought it was just like double.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:40): Yeah, it's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (20:40:48): That's why I wouldn't use it.
elan_einlhander (20:46:51): So yeah, not much left for me to do but have Trunks kill through everyone in the Dragon Arena.
elan_einlhander (20:46:59): Hoping I get Cell Jr. or Saibamen.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:25): The characters you get depend on the level of enemies you fight.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:33): And what level the character is that you're using.
elan_einlhander (20:47:45): I know.
elan_einlhander (20:47:49): Goku's 99, though
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:49): Okie madokie.
elan_einlhander (20:47:57): So I gotta use somebody else now, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:22): Credibility or credability?
elan_einlhander (20:56:27): First one right?
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:04): Yes.
elan_einlhander (20:57:15): Okie doke.
elan_einlhander (20:57:51): I threw out my old Mario 64 players guide.
elan_einlhander (20:57:54): About a year ago.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:05): I still have the yellow one with the eyes on it.
elan_einlhander (20:58:08): Thinking I would never need it again, since I could play the game by memor-
elan_einlhander (20:58:08): YEAH
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:08): TOTALLY UNAUTHORIZED.
elan_einlhander (20:58:10): THAT ONE
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:17): Wanna borrow it? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:28): But since it's been so long since I've played the game, I can't remember the SECRET SPOTS shit
elan_einlhander (20:58:32): Yeah I might have to.
elan_einlhander (20:58:35): Know the levels where
elan_einlhander (20:58:42): You gotta find five "secret spots" for a star?
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:46): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (20:58:50): ...Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:58:51): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:58:57): No clues, just find five random spots, lol
elan_einlhander (20:59:06): Could be orange boxes, coin patterns, or pushing a BOX far enough
elan_einlhander (20:59:07): A box
elan_einlhander (20:59:15): One of the spots is, pushing a box five feet to the left.
elan_einlhander (20:59:27): Leaving me to believe some of the spots could be anywhere, and I don't remember any of them
elan_einlhander (20:59:57): Got my 80th star today, so I can go fight Bowser.
elan_einlhander (21:00:06): They added 30 more stars to the game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:18): ...Oh, they ported Mario 64 to DS?
elan_einlhander (21:00:22): But all they did really, was add one star to each level, all the same KIND.
elan_einlhander (21:00:27): Yeah, that's what I'm talking about
elan_einlhander (21:00:34): I got Super Mario 64 DS for my DS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:39): ~was wondering what this "Mario game"for the DS was all about. He'd only heard that it was a Mario game~
elan_einlhander (21:00:51): It's a port of Mario 64.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:55): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:00:59): With three other characters and 30 new stars.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:08): That's actually pretty cool, since Mario 6- ...Three other characters?
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:14): I heard that you start as Yoshi.
elan_einlhander (21:01:16): I've been enjoying it, since Mario 64 was the shizzy.
elan_einlhander (21:01:28): Yeah, you start as Yoshi, since the other three have gone missing in Peach's castle.
elan_einlhander (21:01:42): I've only found Mario, which sucks.
elan_einlhander (21:01:47): Luigi and Wario are still somewhere.
elan_einlhander (21:01:54): They tweaked how the caps work.
elan_einlhander (21:02:13): Only Mario can use the wing cap, only Luigi can use the Phase Cap, and only Wario can use the Liquid Metal Cap.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:20): Kinda makes sense.
elan_einlhander (21:02:22): So it's obvious that I can't get a lot of stars.
elan_einlhander (21:02:29): And I've searched the whole castle.
elan_einlhander (21:02:33): So I dunno where the fuck those two are.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:56): They're probably in some level.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:00): Crying and eating their own shit.
elan_einlhander (21:03:07): well, Mario was in his own painting.
elan_einlhander (21:03:15): I found this room that wasn't in the first game.
elan_einlhander (21:03:20): And there was a Mario painting
elan_einlhander (21:03:25): I go in, fight a boss, there's Mario's key.
elan_einlhander (21:03:33): So I can only assume the others work that way.
elan_einlhander (21:05:28): Ed Edd and Eddy in school.
elan_einlhander (21:05:30): How creepy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:41): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:45): Summer Vacation is over?
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:52): Valentine's Day special
elan_einlhander (21:05:53): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:57): Ah. Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:00): It had to be in school.
elan_einlhander (21:06:03): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (21:06:12): Speakin of WHICH.
elan_einlhander (21:06:20): That's around the corner.
elan_einlhander (21:06:21): Mmm boy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:22): NO, DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:26): I WON'T BE YOUR VALENTINE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:30): Not ~again~.
elan_einlhander (21:06:31): Aw man, come ON
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:36): I won't miss this time.
elan_einlhander (21:06:39): I know it got in your eye
elan_einlhander (21:06:41): I'm sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:42): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:25): I've finished d/R additions 1 and 2. They're damn sweet, but I want at least one more peer editor for the second one. Interested? If not, s'cool. Koree already agreed to spot me.
elan_einlhander (21:07:45): *scratches his forhead, then his butt*
elan_einlhander (21:07:46): Uh
elan_einlhander (21:07:48): Okay?
elan_einlhander (21:07:54): *really did that too*
elan_einlhander (21:07:59): *has been itchy all day*
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:28): Maybe ya'll dirty ass need t'go take ashower cause you dirty.
elan_einlhander (21:08:43): It's true, I haven't showered in... yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:00): You should go to Lynnettes house and shower.
elan_einlhander (21:09:10): Without telling her.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:11): And then sing about how gay her new boyfriend is while in the shower.
elan_einlhander (21:09:26): Rofl, I was gonna say shave my pubic hair on the toilet with the door open.
elan_einlhander (21:09:27): But that works too
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:29): Rofl.l
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:50): Clog her shower by shaving off ALL of your pubic hair while in the shower.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:09): "Doug, is thi-"
elan_einlhander (21:10:11): Rofl, yeah, and apologize for it while picking my teeth with a tooth-pick.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:12): "Oh my GOD."
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:19): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:22): I'M DOWNLOADING KAZAA.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:25): :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (21:15:46): Rofl, I have something better.
elan_einlhander (21:15:54): Jimmy as a Mountain Nymph.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:08): Jimmy = awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:16:20): Awesine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:24): Norton = obnoxious.
elan_einlhander (21:18:05): Obnoxious frog.
elan_einlhander (21:19:33): Why did I just spend like a whole minute reading the first paragraph, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:46): I think I read each sentance three times.
elan_einlhander (21:19:57): And I'm still reading it
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:26): Vencabot_Teppoo: how r u doign kore Vencabot_Teppoo: this is david Koree: hate Fridays Vencabot_Teppoo: y Koree: ...wtf Vencabot_Teppoo: y u hate friday Koree: who are you? Vencabot_Teppoo: i told u david Koree: a LIKELY story... Vencabot_Teppoo: no seriusly lol
elan_einlhander (21:20:50): Rofl, be Harry.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:15): Vencabot_Teppoo: who r u 2 ask me who i am Vencabot_Teppoo: ooo im smart huh see im david
elan_einlhander (21:22:06): Hm, seems like there should be a comma or something there.
elan_einlhander (21:22:08): Can't decide.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:17): At what part?
elan_einlhander (21:23:12): First sentance of the second paragraph.
elan_einlhander (21:29:30): Was the double-use of the word grand intentional?
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:40): Last message I got was "first sentence of the second paragraph."
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:47): If you said anything after that, I didn't get it.
elan_einlhander (21:32:00): All I said, was asking if you the double-use of the word grand was intentional?
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:13): Yeah, it was intentional. Why, does it not flow right?
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:20): I was kinda afraid of that, but it was intentional.
elan_einlhander (21:32:37): It doesn't flow right, I know what you were going for, now that I think about it.
elan_einlhander (21:32:48): I dunno why it doesn't, maybe I'm just being nit-picky.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:07): It was originally "rather grand tree-house in the rather grand tree," but I decided to take out the "rathers" because it made it too clunky, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:28): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (21:34:48): Not sure if my computer did this or something, but in the fourth paragraph, the word "brief" got seperated.
elan_einlhander (21:34:59): "Bri ef
elan_einlhander (21:35:00): "
elan_einlhander (21:35:44): I reitterate.
elan_einlhander (21:35:47): Not sure if my computer did this or something, but in the fourth paragraph, the word "brief" got seperated.
elan_einlhander (21:35:51): "Bri ef"
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:57): Thanks, lol. I'm looking for it.
elan_einlhander (21:36:07): Sorry, it said you were available again
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:13): Damn connection.
elan_einlhander (21:36:14): So I assumed you were kicked off, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:28): My computer is going so slow, now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:11): You mean from "a few brief notes"?
elan_einlhander (21:37:20): I believe so, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:58): Well, I've looked at it in several formats now, and it looks fine on this end, so it's all gravy.
elan_einlhander (21:38:06): All right, cool.
elan_einlhander (21:42:01): I bid you lie like the most sinful men?
elan_einlhander (21:42:04): I bid you?
elan_einlhander (21:42:14): I don't get it
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:41): Bid means to command, suggest, etc.
elan_einlhander (21:42:47): Yeah..
elan_einlhander (21:42:59): Shouldn't it be "I bid you to" then?
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:29): It's middle-English. "I bid you leave me," etc.
elan_einlhander (21:43:39): Hm, all right then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:56): But come to think of it, I think I'll insert a comma there. "I bid you, lie like the most sinful of men"
elan_einlhander (21:44:08): That works too.
elan_einlhander (21:47:30): All right, done reading, the rest of it looks good, assuming all you were shooting for was this guy's philosophies.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:05): Yep, that's pretty much it. Thanks. If you wanna be listed as an editor, what name do you wanna use? Elan Einlhander?
elan_einlhander (21:48:14): Sure.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:59): And now that I have Kazaa, I can't think of anything to download, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:08): DOWNLOAD
elan_einlhander (21:49:08): UH
elan_einlhander (21:49:10): UHHHHH
elan_einlhander (21:49:14): UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
elan_einlhander (21:49:19): Wild Arms' opening, lol
elan_einlhander (21:49:22): You know you wanna
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:24): I wanted to download "Trance" by Orbital, but it seems that no one has it at this hour.
elan_einlhander (21:49:27): *whistling it*
elan_einlhander (21:49:56): And of course, now that David has downloaded Kazaa, it's only a matter of time before I sucumb to peer pressure like I always. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:03): Poor Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:11): Got that peer 2 peer pressure.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:23): We're suckers for peer pressure.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:37): THEY MADE A HACKERS 2?
elan_einlhander (21:51:44): ...uh
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:45): Why didn't you tell me?!
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:57): They told me to keep it quiet yo.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:33): Orbital is insanely sweet song, and apparently Moby did a remix of it for Hackers 2, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:52): If David says so.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:12): It's the opening song from the movie Hackers, which is full of sweet music and not a bad movie.
elan_einlhander (21:53:21): So you've said, a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:30): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:33): :D
elan_einlhander (21:53:38): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:52): Jamster must die.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:01): They have brought pop-up ads to my television.
elan_einlhander (21:54:01): No shit
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:06): I SAID THAT
elan_einlhander (21:54:06): LOL
elan_einlhander (21:54:12): "Pop-ups on my TV.."
elan_einlhander (21:54:14): My exact words.
elan_einlhander (21:54:19): Not commercials.
elan_einlhander (21:54:20): Pop-ups
elan_einlhander (21:54:27): There IS a difference.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:31): They piss me off, much. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:31): Especially how consistent they are.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:01): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:19): This is not the song I wanted. *Kazaa memories*
elan_einlhander (21:56:53): Rofl
elan_einlhander (21:57:33): Weird-ass level system in DBZ.
elan_einlhander (21:57:37): "I'm level 99"
elan_einlhander (21:57:42): "Wait... all of my stats aren't full."
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:44): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:57:47): "So I can level past that, right?"
elan_einlhander (21:57:49): "...Nope?"
elan_einlhander (21:57:53): Shizzam
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:59): David, reaching the level 99 opponents.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:03): "...E-excuse me?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:07): Yeah, lol
elan_einlhander (21:58:15): They go from 75% power to 100% power.
elan_einlhander (21:58:47): Mmm, Mixed Blood Power.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:55): Yeah, I love that capsule.
elan_einlhander (21:58:55): Hurray for being a half-breed.
elan_einlhander (21:58:58): Me too
elan_einlhander (21:59:02): It only takes up one slot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:05): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:49): ~not gonna delete this song, because it isn't so bad, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:08): It's okay... but it's the same kinda techno songs that Strong Bad makes fun of, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:45): I love using my sword on the characters who can't dodge, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:51): Like, teleport.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:57): Yeah. They're fucked.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:05): Then pin-ball them around, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:12): It lifts 'em off the ground, so they can't even do that roll thing.
elan_einlhander (22:02:28): I got the Urban Area.
elan_einlhander (22:02:29): Somehow
elan_einlhander (22:02:30): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:02:33): It's just there now
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:44): I had it on there when I gave it to you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:00): Don't forget the difference between Doug's file (may it rest in peace), and David's file.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:03:03): Oh.
elan_einlhander (22:03:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:03:07): Well there we go.
elan_einlhander (22:03:20): Doug's file, rest its soul.
elan_einlhander (22:03:44): I have a general fear of Androids now.
elan_einlhander (22:03:49): Dr. Gero, 16, 17, 18.
elan_einlhander (22:03:51): They scare me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:57): Dr. Gero scares me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:03): His ultimate death move.
elan_einlhander (22:04:08): My FACE
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:11): The way it does a close-up on his face made me lose-
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:13): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:23): 16 is a beast, somehow.
elan_einlhander (22:04:30): And 17 and 18 are quick as fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:34): 16 is a flamer. I love 17.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:36): He's mah boy.
elan_einlhander (22:04:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:48): 18 scares me worse, though.
elan_einlhander (22:04:50): Oh, but with 17
elan_einlhander (22:04:52): Energy Field.
elan_einlhander (22:04:54): I hate that.
elan_einlhander (22:04:56): Ican't teleport.
elan_einlhander (22:04:59): Because it's behind him too
elan_einlhander (22:05:00): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:17): I hate it because it does so much damage.
elan_einlhander (22:05:23): That too.
elan_einlhander (22:07:18): Supreme Kai's fusion, lol
elan_einlhander (22:07:21): he gains no new moves.
elan_einlhander (22:07:26): It's basically a power-up, that's all.
elan_einlhander (22:07:27): But
elan_einlhander (22:07:32): It doesn't do the earring toss.
elan_einlhander (22:07:37): So it won't fail.
elan_einlhander (22:07:40): Which is kinda cool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:43): I never got that move.
elan_einlhander (22:08:04): You get the capsule like RIGHT after you get him, if you look around.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:10): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (22:08:21): He has Kabito just remove one of his earring.
elan_einlhander (22:08:26): So there's no "toss" involved, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:11:41): Is it just me, or does Omega Shenron say "WHOOSH" when he finishes charging? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:55): He does, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:59): And he says "darn" when he gets hit.
elan_einlhander (22:12:06): I love using him with Goten.
elan_einlhander (22:12:10): "Shenron I want candy!"
elan_einlhander (22:12:12): "AWWWW"
elan_einlhander (22:12:18): "I don't grant wishes for CANDY"
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:26): I'm going to bed. Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:25:36): Aw
elan_einlhander (22:25:37): All right.
elan_einlhander (22:25:39): See yah.

2-12-05


vencabot_teppoo (20:44:26): Doug, I have sweet, holy news for you.
Elan_Einlhander (20:44:45): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:05): I deleted Kazaa because, within a night of downloading it, I had over 100 new spyware objects on my computer.
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:15): Get hype.
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:20): Seriously.
Elan_Einlhander (20:47:33): Guess that sorta rules out the possibility of me downloading it.
Elan_Einlhander (20:49:59): So uh, what else is new?
Elan_Einlhander (20:50:44): Yo?
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:09): As I tend to do to correct my problems, I did much research in an attempt to find an alternative. I studied...
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:09): Sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:17): I don't know what interrupted me, but I went and made nachos, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:18): ANYWAY.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:49): I studied alternative p2p programs, and read through their contracts extensively... read hundreds of reviews, and found THE BEST, SPYWARE FREE p2p thing EVER.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:03): www.limewire.com Go download it now. You won't regret it. It's insanely awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:26): Spyware free. More users than Kazaa. Faster downloads than Kazaa. Better lay-out than Kazaa. To top it off, programmed in sweet, sweet Java.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:10): Better spyware and virus protection than Kazaa.
Elan_Einlhander (21:08:42): Sorry, went to poop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:52): It's okay, I made sweet delicious nachos.
Elan_Einlhander (21:08:59): *wants some*
Elan_Einlhander (21:09:04): I download basic right?
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:13): Yeah. The other one costs money.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:39): I'm thinking of buying it, though. I'll use my birthday money, lol. I've been using LimeWire all day and am SO pleased with it.
Elan_Einlhander (21:09:52): We shall see.
Elan_Einlhander (21:10:50): That installed fast.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:31): I checked out Kazaa, iMesh, WinMX, Morpheus, KazaaLite, Shareaza, and LimeWire. LimeWire is by far the best.
Elan_Einlhander (21:11:46): I hope my Java faggotry doesn't wreck it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:18): There's only one con of LimeWire and that is "programmed in Java." I responded, "the only con of your review is that it sucks my dick."
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:07): David is the only person who favours Java above all other programming languages, lol. But really, LimeWire is very well programmed, and I think I have the same version of Java as you (if not, go and download the newest version at http://java.sun.com ), and mine works great.
Elan_Einlhander (21:13:50): Meanwhile, I am curious as to why Sharon keeps sending me stuff like birthday info and contact info.
Elan_Einlhander (21:13:54): To get from me.
Elan_Einlhander (21:13:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:07): Because you're on her contact list, and she just sends it to everyone.
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:09): "If you e-mailed this, you must have my contact info"
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:09): Yeah
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:11): I hate that
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:13): Why do people do that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:14): People like having big buddy lists, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:14): So idiot.
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:16): idiotic*
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:26): I know, lol, Kiprin has like 200 people on her AIM list.
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:28): Dan has like eighty.
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:33): Not people he talks to, just there.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:44): "i have lots of frends i m vry importent"
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:47): ":D"
Elan_Einlhander (21:14:53): Doug and David have like four, lol\
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:51): I have nine, all of which I talk to on a regular basis... except for one.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:55): "harryturney."
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:56): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:16:11): I have four on Yahoo, and I think five on AIM, then one on MSN.
Elan_Einlhander (21:16:18): Mind you half of these are all the same person.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:26): Wait, YOU have one on MSN. ~I~ have one on MSN, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:16:32): David is on three of them, Koree is on two of them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:37): And it's... YOU! ~in that one cell-phone commercial voice~
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:52): ~loves that commercial~
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:25): I think this Limewire thing is lagging me to hell, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:37): Yeah, it is.
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:38): yeesh
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:46): "Wow, this cell-phone bill is astronomical." "Mine too. Who have you been talking to?" "You! Who have you been talking to?" "...You."
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:57): "...You." "...You!" "YOU!!!!" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:10): It doesn't lag me at all, especially compared to the new version of Kazaa, which was eating my RAM alive.
Elan_Einlhander (21:18:16): Well
Elan_Einlhander (21:18:21): I'm still using that Beta Java thing.
Elan_Einlhander (21:18:32): And if I use Java programs, like telnet, I get lagged to hell.
Elan_Einlhander (21:18:43): so...
Elan_Einlhander (21:19:19): Jesus help me.
Elan_Einlhander (21:19:20): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (21:19:24): Getting lagged SO bad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:26): I'm not sure if I'm using the beta anymore or not. I heard that they released the new version from an unreliable source, and went and downloaded it... I THINK Dragon Court loads somewhat faster, but I'm not sure.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:43): Meanwhile, LimeWire doesn't lag me at all, so maybe you should go and try downloading the new Java again.
Elan_Einlhander (21:19:58): Definitely gonna have to.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:44): Get hype me, way to have a heartattack after eating nachos.
Elan_Einlhander (21:20:54): *can't close ANYTHING*
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:42): Doug, I think you need to learn a lesson in PATIENCE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:43): ~having a heatak~
Elan_Einlhander (21:22:09): There, the chaos is ended, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:22:41): No, wait, it's still on the toolbar, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:59): ~moaning, groaning, and clutching his heart, which is beating insanely fast~
Elan_Einlhander (21:23:15): Walk it off.
Elan_Einlhander (21:23:18): Pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:27): I think I'm gonna have to, or something. Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:43): Vencabot_Teppoo: It'd be funny if I was flailing to type some panicked message to tell you I was having a heartattack. Vencabot_Teppoo: And I somehow managed to type ":D" verencamerosa: *Laughs* Yeah. That'd be hilarious. verencamerosa: *LAUGHS* OMG, that WOULD be hilarious!@ Vencabot_Teppoo: :D Vencabot_Teppoo: "David, are you okay?" Vencabot_Teppoo: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Vencabot_Teppoo: "David?" Vencabot_Teppoo: :o)
Elan_Einlhander (21:40:20): I hope I downloaded the right Java thingy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:42): You probably didn't, lol. Nah, you probably did. The worst that could happen is that you could get some EXTRA stuff that you won't use.
Elan_Einlhander (21:40:55): J2SDK
Elan_Einlhander (21:41:07): J2SE Development Kit 5.0
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:09): Yeah. Last time I told you download J2JRE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:32): JRE is the runtime environment, for running java programs. JDK is the kit for making Java programs, but it also comes with the JRE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:42): So you're good to go.
Elan_Einlhander (21:41:44): Welp, guess we'll find out.
Elan_Einlhander (21:42:47): Wouldn't HAVE to do this if a certain retard hadn't made me download a beta.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:42): I'm not even sure that you didn't just REDOWNLOAD the Beta thing. I redownloaded it two nights ago just because I heard from John that he downloaded the newest version and wasn't having any problems.
Elan_Einlhander (21:44:07): Well John's a fag.
Elan_Einlhander (21:44:12): Or a dip shit as I like to say.
Elan_Einlhander (21:44:54): Rofl, it's always hilarious when John IMs me.
Elan_Einlhander (21:44:57): Since it says Dip Shit.
Elan_Einlhander (21:44:58): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:45:05): Always do a double-take.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:21): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:49:28): Mozilla.
Elan_Einlhander (21:49:33): Colwyn was preaching about that.
Elan_Einlhander (21:49:36): Now Kodora is.
Elan_Einlhander (21:49:52): I was talking about being Spyware-free, she comments on Mozilla.
Elan_Einlhander (21:50:02): Wish I knew what all the hype was about.
Elan_Einlhander (21:53:04): All right, I think it's all downloaded, and my computer apparently took it upon itself to download "Netbeans"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:11): Yeah, I guess that's a "visual" programmer.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:18): Meaning it's gay. I've never used it, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:54:27): I'm sitll lagging kinda bad here.
Elan_Einlhander (21:54:40): *sighs and mutters*
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:44): I'm sorry to hear that. Kazaa woulda lagged you worse though, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:01): If you don't want it, get rid of it... but it's the best there is, in case you ever wanna get a p2p thing.
Elan_Einlhander (21:55:32): I'm thinking my computer might just be having problems from before, what with the Java thing.
Elan_Einlhander (21:55:40): Not to mention I don't even know if I did it right.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:08): Your computer is also insanely slow, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:56:17): I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:17): From leaving it on all the time back when you first got it, I think.
Elan_Einlhander (21:56:24): I don't do that anymore.
Elan_Einlhander (21:56:35): And I ran Kazaa without lag, so...
Elan_Einlhander (21:56:38): Fucking Java.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:48): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:02): Well, I also uninstalled my old Java before installing my new one. Did it ask you to do that?
Elan_Einlhander (21:57:16): No, I don't think so.
Elan_Einlhander (21:57:26): There's way too much shit to download on Java's site.
Elan_Einlhander (21:57:40): They need to have a flyer that says "HEY, IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE NEWEST JAVA THING, CLICK HERE."
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:01): It said something to me about already having a similar version, and having to uninstall it first, so I went to add & remove programs and removed everything that said "java" and then re-installed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:13): But, like I said, Dragon Court is still damn slow, so I dunno.
Elan_Einlhander (21:58:40): All right, let's try using this thing.
Elan_Einlhander (21:58:54): What song do I want...
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:04): I know.
Elan_Einlhander (21:59:08): No.
Elan_Einlhander (21:59:12): I hate your music, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:19): Type in "Metal Gear Solid" and download "Metal Gear Solid (DDR Remix)"
Elan_Einlhander (21:59:31): That doesn't seem like something that would work out well
Elan_Einlhander (21:59:32): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:32): It is insanely awesome. Makes me wanna go play DDR right NOW, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:06): ~downloaded Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedburg and some Mitch Hedburg CD~
Elan_Einlhander (22:00:45): Lol, someome trying to sell me on Mozilla.
Elan_Einlhander (22:00:50): I'm not hearing anything of interest.
Elan_Einlhander (22:00:53): "No Spyware!"
Elan_Einlhander (22:00:58): "I don't... get Spyware?"
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:01): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:01:03): "Media player!"
Elan_Einlhander (22:01:07): "Windows Media Player.."
Elan_Einlhander (22:01:13): "No WINDOW for it though!"
Elan_Einlhander (22:01:20): "I like having a window for it, lol"
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:21): You can do that on IE, too. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:01:25): no shit
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:07): Seems just like flashy bull-shit I don't need.
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:10): IE is fine, and you all know it.
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:31): TRUNKS
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:32): DUDE
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:33): GET IT?
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:35): TRUNKS BRIEF
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:39): HIS LAST NAME IS BRIEF
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:40): HAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:46): His last name is Brief?
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:46): BRIEFS
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:48): GET IT?
Elan_Einlhander (22:02:55): Yeah, so is Bulma's
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:56): ~laughing~
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:59): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (22:03:01): Remember, her dad? Doctor Brief?
Elan_Einlhander (22:03:02): Get hype
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:03): Mitch Hedburg pwnz.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:14): I didn't know their name was Brief. That makes sense, then. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:22): "My apartment is infested with koala bears."
Elan_Einlhander (22:03:26): I feel like a genius f-
Elan_Einlhander (22:03:26): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:28): "It's the cutest infestation ever."
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:44): "It's so much better than cockroaches. I turn on the light, and koala bears scatter."
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:04): "Koala bears are so fuckin' cute. Why do they live so far away from me?"
Elan_Einlhander (22:04:25): Makes me wanna check that shit out.
Elan_Einlhander (22:04:29): Since Headburg is a god.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:52): "A friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana now."
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:01): "I said no, but I want a regular banana later... so yeah."
Elan_Einlhander (22:05:31): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (22:05:49): Well
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:51): This is hilarious.
Elan_Einlhander (22:06:06): I found "dance dance revolution - ddr - metal gear solid
Elan_Einlhander (22:06:08): "
Elan_Einlhander (22:06:09): is that it?
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:11): Get it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:25): I was jamming to that for an hour.
Elan_Einlhander (22:06:33): Mm, nice download speed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:37): Yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (22:07:01): Thus far this Limey program has attained my approaval.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:10): I also got a sweet version of Snake Eater.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:42): "You should never tell someone that they have a nice dimple, because they might have gotten shot in the face with a beebee gun."
Elan_Einlhander (22:09:31): *listening to DDR thing*
Elan_Einlhander (22:09:34): Rofl, this is cool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:40): It is.
Elan_Einlhander (22:09:47): 'Specially since I really liked the MGS2 theme, which it sounds like.
Elan_Einlhander (22:10:13): We should have John Moore DDR to this.
Elan_Einlhander (22:10:17): He would, too.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:20): He would.
Elan_Einlhander (22:11:00): So what's that Mitch Headburg thing? I am curious.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:14): I just searched for "Mitch Hedburg" and downloaded "Mitch Hedburg - Comedy CD"
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:19): It's about 45,000 kb.
Elan_Einlhander (22:11:24): M'kay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:07): "Every time I go shave, I assume that someone else on the planet is shaving, so I say, 'I'm gonna go shave... too.'"
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:27): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:28): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:29): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (22:13:36): Rofl, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:44): "When you lose your wallet, it's hard to dance..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:57): "...This situation sucks, but this song is funky..."
Elan_Einlhander (22:14:02): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (22:14:09): We should listen to it at the SAME TIME.
Elan_Einlhander (22:14:14): :O
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:17): We should.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:23): Tell me when you play it, I'll restart, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:14:27): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:46): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:02): "I like to close my eyes on stage, because I have drawn an audience enjoying the show more... on the backs of my eyelids."
Elan_Einlhander (22:23:12): All right, I'm getting ready to start it up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:25): Alright, gimme a ten-second warning before you press the button.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:36): ~waits~
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:38): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:40): <_<
Elan_Einlhander (22:23:49): Ten seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:03): Bang.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:25): "To make me embarassed."
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:28): You got that?
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:29): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:30): <_<
Elan_Einlhander (22:24:32): Yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (22:24:34): Stop that
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:35): ~not sure we have the CD~ Sweet.
Elan_Einlhander (22:24:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:50): I don't know how many CDs he has, lol. I just assumed one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:11): Mitch Hedburg is a God, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:28:11): Hey, hold on fellas.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:42): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:47): "That's not a full joke, there."
Elan_Einlhander (22:29:57): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:38): rofl
Elan_Einlhander (22:32:31): *choking on his food*
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:02): "You were good."
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:03): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:40:15): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (22:42:18): Under D
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:18): rofl
Elan_Einlhander (22:45:23): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:18): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:38): What?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:52): Did yours just skip? Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:48:59): Yeah, still kinda is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:04): Yeah, kinda. Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:19): ~hopes it gets better~ ;o;
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:48): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (22:49:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:49): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:56): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:57): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (22:52:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:40): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:36): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (22:53:43): RoFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:06): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:09): animal temr
Elan_Einlhander (22:55:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:19): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:46): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (22:56:26): And I say what.
Elan_Einlhander (22:56:27): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:49): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (22:56:50): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:57:31): Rof.
Elan_Einlhander (22:57:32): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:54): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (22:58:58): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (22:59:09): ROFl
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:38): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:53): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (22:59:58): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:35): Rol
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:19): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:27): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:01:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:55): rofl
Elan_Einlhander (23:02:49): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:50): Go Chuck.
Elan_Einlhander (23:03:55): Chuck, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:19): Rrofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:18): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:56): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:08:11): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:08:15): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:33): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:00): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:09:22): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:56): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:43): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:10:46): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:02): So true.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:08): SROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:15): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:15): LOL
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:20): poiGHGD
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:20): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:22): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:27): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:28): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:29): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:30): SDA
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:30): A
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:45): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:57): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:14:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:40): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:07): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:17:08): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (23:17:34): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:17:41): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:17:43): I love that one.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:08): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (23:21:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:51): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:00): I'm sure I have many times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:41): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (23:23:43): ORfl
Elan_Einlhander (23:23:44): ..
Elan_Einlhander (23:23:45): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:12): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:25:00): Rofl, did the joke backwards.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:54): IS IT GONNA END?! *nervous*
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:25): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:32): Double-whammy
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:46): Yaaaaaay!
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:48): :D
Elan_Einlhander (23:27:18): Well that was enchantingl
Elan_Einlhander (23:27:21): enchanting*
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:26): I agree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:01): And now I listen to the DDR mix again.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:00): MGS 4 should have this version play whenever you get spotted by the enemy, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:46): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:50): Snake just flips out dancing.
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:51): Oh
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:54): Metal Gear Solid Acid.
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:56): Is fucking gay
Elan_Einlhander (23:29:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:02): Oh yeah?
Elan_Einlhander (23:30:04): Cards.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:12): Yeah, I saw... but I didn't know what it was about.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:17): I saw cards.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:18): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:30:30): Hang on
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:13): I love this song, lol.MGS DDR mix.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:39): I just downloaded it as a joke, because I thought it'd suck.
Elan_Einlhander (23:32:49): http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product_id=190118
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:37): Well hey; it doesn't say anything about it sucking. Hideo Kojima is a genius, and I guess he just felt that he had taken the style of Metal Gear Solid far enough. Now he's starting a new series, Metal Gear Acid, which is a card game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:43): It could turn out to be another Battle Network.
Elan_Einlhander (23:35:05): I'll play Battle Network if I want a card game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:24): Well, the original Metal Gear games aren't much like Metal Gear Solid.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:33): He just gets a different inspiration every now and then, I guess.
Elan_Einlhander (23:35:47): Doug gives this the gay stamp.
Elan_Einlhander (23:35:55): I may stand corrected.
Elan_Einlhander (23:35:58): But as of now, gay stamp
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:00): David gives this the "not jumping to conclusions" stamp.
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:14): Not to mention the PSP is already flopping, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:20): Yeah, badly. ~_~
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:22): Did Koree show you that article?
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:22): Which makes me sad.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:24): Yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:27): Sad stuff.
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:31): And the guy thinks he's a genius, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:33): David likes PlayStation.
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:42): Who doesn't.
Elan_Einlhander (23:36:49): And they go and mess up a console, then refuse to change it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:55): Yeah, bastards.
Elan_Einlhander (23:37:04): "It's supposed to be that way"
Elan_Einlhander (23:37:08): "It's supposed to STICK?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:32): The kinda stuff they were saying was kinda scary, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:42): Like they were possessed to make a... bad video game system.
Elan_Einlhander (23:37:57): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:38:01): Architectural genius.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:09): They're, like... OBSESSED with it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:25): Didn't they say that it was, like, the most beautiful thing ever created by mankind? Lol
Elan_Einlhander (23:38:30): Yeah, he said that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:33): They're like, "Man, fuck babies. PSP, bitch."
Elan_Einlhander (23:38:35): The guy whod esigned it.
Elan_Einlhander (23:38:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:45): "...But, my son..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:48): "PLAY."
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:51): "STATION."
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:54): "POCKET."
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:55): ">"
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:58): "YOUR BABY."
Elan_Einlhander (23:39:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:14): ;o;o;o;o;
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:25): "Well, the square button sticks!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:32): "Well, your baby smells like shit! Huh?!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:38): "At least our PSP don't stink like SHIT."
Elan_Einlhander (23:40:01): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (23:40:09): There's no logic there.
Elan_Einlhander (23:40:16): Why would the SQUARE button stick.
Elan_Einlhander (23:40:23): I could understand maybe if it was some new button.
Elan_Einlhander (23:41:28): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (23:41:46): "That dizzy, fuzzy feeling is just what you get when you're sniffing, not high."
Elan_Einlhander (23:41:50): Doug- "WHAT?"
Elan_Einlhander (23:41:56): "YOU JUST DEFINED GETTING HIGH, RETARD."
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:32): LimeWire is my best friend. Sorry, Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (23:46:46): You've made my cock sad, David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:49): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:01): Doug's like, "Look at it."
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:03): "It's sad."
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:11): "Maybe you should give it a little kiss."
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:15): "It might perk up a bit."
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:35): I am a comical genius.
Elan_Einlhander (23:47:39): you are.
Elan_Einlhander (23:47:44): You've made my cock smile.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:51): Nice imagery, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:56): You are a master of imagery.
Elan_Einlhander (23:48:02): I am.
Elan_Einlhander (23:57:23): WHAT
Elan_Einlhander (23:57:27): BLASPHEMY
Elan_Einlhander (23:57:42): WMP is saying it can't play this MP3.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:07): Yeah, I got a similar error once. It said something about not liking the codec that was used to change it.
Elan_Einlhander (23:58:18): Dude, gay.
Elan_Einlhander (23:58:32): How can I know what sort of files will do that?
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:54): You can't until you download them. You can't see what program was used to convert a file to an MP3 before you download it.
Elan_Einlhander (23:59:00): *mutter*
Elan_Einlhander (23:59:11): Doug's third experience with LimeWire is not pleasant.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:21): Aw mayne.

2-13-05


Elan_Einlhander (0:02:14): Lol, people ask me what LimeWire is.
Elan_Einlhander (0:02:17): I say, it's Kazaa.
Elan_Einlhander (0:02:18): But not gay
Elan_Einlhander (0:02:22): Think that's accurate?
Elan_Einlhander (0:02:22): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:53): It's mooch batter than Kazaa in almost every way. Mmmmm... ~still remembers how excited he was when he first downloaded it...~ ~goes to fetch a log~
Elan_Einlhander (0:03:18): *wonders if log is a euphamism for defacating*
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:12): vencabot_teppoo (4:07:24 PM): ~twitch~ verencamerosa (4:07:31 PM): *Kicks* vencabot_teppoo (4:07:36 PM): ~dies~ verencamerosa (4:07:40 PM): *Laughs8 verencamerosa (4:07:41 PM): * vencabot_teppoo (4:08:05 PM): NO, LIMEWIRE IS TOO SWEET. vencabot_teppoo (4:08:13 PM): OMG IT 2 1337 DO SUMTHIGN vencabot_teppoo (4:08:18 PM): *blows up*
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:30): Oh, that kind of log, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:03): *still can't get over the fact that you IM your brother*
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:07): *...from the same house*
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:23): Even better log:
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:23): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (5:55:49 PM): -poke- jackdanielsincrystalglasses (5:56:10 PM): Hey,Merry Christmas kiddo. vencabot_teppoo (11:47:05 PM): Don't "merry christmas kiddo" me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:36): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:39): Especially since
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:43): ONE person I hate more than Kayla.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:45): He didn't pop in an "lol" at the end.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:54): Kayla doesn't believe me that you hate Ericka, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): However, I DID pop an "lol" on the end of this one:
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:35): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:01:52 AM): Why not? vencabot_teppoo (3:02:01 AM): ~waves his hand dismissively~ jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:02:25 AM): Well you dont seem like you had a very merry christmas, I dont mean to sound like a greeting card,but Iam very happy,Id like to share the warmth. vencabot_teppoo (3:02:37 AM): Well, don't.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:44): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:03:03 AM): Ok....so your not doing well... vencabot_teppoo (3:03:11 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:03:21 AM): Just don't talk to me. jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:03:40 AM): Im guessing thatsa gross understatement....alright. You know how to get ahold of me if you need to talk.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:53): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (11:31:29 PM): Your still probably feeling anti-social... jackdanielsincrystalglasses (11:31:55 PM): But I thought I'd tell you,don't know why...but Im a Priestess now. The ceremony is done. I dont think...I'v ever been so happy.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:27): P-priestess?
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:29): *laughed irl*
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:36): vencabot_teppoo (1:11:50 AM): Die, Ericka. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:45): Yeah, Kayla used to harass me with "Oh, you still love her, that's why you blah blah blah." David hates Ericka in a way that is so ridiculously... black that the VASTNESS of the hatred, I believe, must be spread evenly over several dimensions of existence.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:53): Since it's too great to exist in this dimension, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:08): Agreed, what was it she said...
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:10): A Priestess of her wacky pagan faith or something, I guess.
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:14): Something about you loved every living-
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:15): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:16): Anyway
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:30): Something about you loved every living being, during one of your "Crazy episodes" as I call them.
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:35): I said "No, he still hated her"
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:41): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:53): Such good times, though.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:04): And Misty. ~goes to get THAT log, too~
Elan_Einlhander (0:09:10): She stopped IMing me.
Elan_Einlhander (0:09:15): I assume since I wouldn't IM her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:40): Last conversation on Yahoo! went down like this:
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:43): littlemissmew (12:16:17 AM): HAPPY NEW YEAR vencabot_teppoo (3:11:46 AM): Do not message me under any circumstances. Do not respond to this message. Good bye. littlemissmew (3:11:56 AM): Happy new year to you, too! ^^ vencabot_teppoo (3:13:20 AM): Blocked. Have a nice life. littlemissmew (3:13:27 AM): You too!
Elan_Einlhander (0:10:03): Lol, what brought that about.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:09): Uhhh...
Elan_Einlhander (0:10:12): Was this right after the "out-of-character" thing?
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:16): I don't remember, lol. It was on the same day.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:22): No, it was around the holidays.
Elan_Einlhander (0:10:28): I assume it was on NEW YEARS
Elan_Einlhander (0:10:30): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:42): Same time I told Ericka to never message me again. I was bitching out everyone that wished me a happy holidays, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:10:52): Good thing Doug didn't :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:01): I know what it was. It's because it was so far AFTER that "out-of-character" thing, and we hadn't talked in forever.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:11): Ag
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:12): Ah*
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:23): And she just comes out like, "Happy new year!" like all is forgotten, just to make herself feel better because she has so many friends, I guess.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:24): And we don't take people well that just pretend stuff never happened.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:27): Touche
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:31): I was like, "No, I don't like you. You die."
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:35): "Now. Please." Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:38): You die and you go to Hell.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:57): Loll, Ericka.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:00): Get hype, Priestess.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:02): Way to be SO happy.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:03): So dramatifc.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:06): dramatic*
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:26): rusted_pappa (6:06:58 AM): man u gotta c the vdo
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:33): ...
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:35): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:39): man u gotta c the vdo
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:41): Our good friend, the terrorist.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:48): I can only assume vdo translates to "video"
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:57): What video he speaks of I will never know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:11): rusted_pappa (6:07:32 AM): http://www.khilafah.com/home/category.php?DocumentID=10481&TagID=8
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:20): If you wanna go watch towel-heads die, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:24): I'm not clicking that without an explination.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:32): no, I don't think I do, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:41): rusted_pappa (6:04:05 AM): he is killing innocent civilians in Iraq vencabot_teppoo (6:04:34 AM): That's not what we hear on the news, not surprisingly... but still. I'm not inclined to believe you. rusted_pappa (6:05:51 AM): hey plz visit this vencabot_teppoo (6:06:17 AM): Oh, no thank you. Lol. But really, I'd be interested if you have any proof or something. You do seem intelligent. vencabot_teppoo (6:06:23 AM): Not that it shows in your typing, to be quite frank.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:49): rusted_pappa (6:06:58 AM): man u gotta c the vdo rusted_pappa (6:07:08 AM): plz c the vdo, it is just 30 mins long rusted_pappa (6:07:26 AM): plz keep my request rusted_pappa (6:07:32 AM): http://www.khilafah.com/home/category.php?DocumentID=10481&TagID=8 rusted_pappa (6:07:46 AM): plz visit this and wathc part 1,2 and 3
Elan_Einlhander (0:14:30): Rofl, his negotiating skills are top-draw.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:42): Quote: "man u gotta c the vdo"
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:46): ~says that all the time now, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:36): vencabot_teppoo (6:05:29 AM): Well, first of all, are you a bot? blessingbiana22 (6:06:01 AM): where are u frm blessingbiana22 (6:07:36 AM): are u there vencabot_teppoo (6:07:50 AM): If you aren't a bot, say "Gibbidy gibba!" blessingbiana22 (6:08:22 AM): i am blessing and u vencabot_teppoo (6:08:32 AM): ...Gibbidy gibba? blessingbiana22 (6:08:48 AM): how old are u vencabot_teppoo (6:09:03 AM): Joob?
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:10): Lol, still must have to wonder if it's a bot.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:29): gul_jan01pkm (5:40:05 AM): u from Israil gul_jan01pkm (5:40:07 AM): ? vencabot_teppoo (5:40:13 AM): Oh no, I'm not even Jewish.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:39): Rofl, I remember that.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:43): We were up until dawn.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:50): And you were Jewing it up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:04): vencabot_teppoo (5:38:07 AM): ...Yep. Not a whole lotta nocturnal Jews.
Elan_Einlhander (0:17:31): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:14): Such good times.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:24): Ugh, second song to be unplayable.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:35): I want specifics on why, and how to fix it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:54): vencabot_teppoo (6:12:40 AM): npjgmas a4v1115 (6:13:21 AM): have u seen ur mom pussy vencabot_teppoo (6:13:29 AM): Yep. You? a4v1115 (6:13:45 AM): i saw a4v1115 (6:13:52 AM): when u saw it vencabot_teppoo (6:14:07 AM): Wow, that's eerie. What, were you looking over my shoulder or something? a4v1115 (6:14:39 AM): when u fuck ur mom vencabot_teppoo (6:14:46 AM): Oh, snap. It's on now. a4v1115 (6:15:00 AM): what
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:02): vencabot_teppoo (6:15:11 AM): I know you ain't about to play that snizzle all up in this wizzle. vencabot_teppoo (6:16:01 AM): What, sho 'nuff you ain't steppin' no more, fool. vencabot_teppoo (6:16:54 AM): That's what I thought -- comin' up on my grizzle with that cheap "yo momma" shit. Daaaamn. vencabot_teppoo (6:17:49 AM): Ya'll just got Jew-served, what.
Elan_Einlhander (0:19:08): Rofl, I remember that too.
Elan_Einlhander (0:19:11): Better times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:54): vencabot_teppoo (6:05:49 PM): Koree, this is the equivelent of me BUSTING into a record store with a gun and just saying, "Put 'em in the bag. All of them." vencabot_teppoo (6:05:50 PM): Lol. rootxero (6:05:59 PM): rofl vencabot_teppoo (6:06:09 PM): I am stealing music like a GANGSTA.
Elan_Einlhander (0:21:22): As am I, I just clicked on ten more songs to begin downloading.
Elan_Einlhander (0:21:23): All at once.
Elan_Einlhander (0:21:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:34): vencabot_teppoo (4:37:19 PM): Hi there. Do I know you? soron18 (4:37:32 PM): David its David vencabot_teppoo (4:37:42 PM): ...Excuse me? Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:21:46): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:58): soron18 (4:40:33 PM): lol want to see my webcam vencabot_teppoo (4:40:38 PM): Rofl. Sure. soron18 (4:41:23 PM): does is show vencabot_teppoo (4:41:39 PM): No, you need to click the "webcam" button just above this chat-window. soron18 (4:42:20 PM): well./ vencabot_teppoo (4:42:49 PM): Who the Hell is that brat in the background. vencabot_teppoo (4:42:53 PM): Smack him for me. vencabot_teppoo (4:42:56 PM): Thanks.
Elan_Einlhander (0:22:14): Rofl, my cousin
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:02): vencabot_teppoo (5:02:51 PM): Heya... Vladinator. vlad_donciu (5:04:20 PM): Hello, Oracolum Magnus vencabot_teppoo (5:04:42 PM): Please, just call me Oraco.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:18): I don't even remember saying that, but I am a comical genius. How did I ever get so sweet, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:25:47): Rofl, my IM conversation with Cody.
Elan_Einlhander (0:26:00): elan_einlhander (10:22:54): Good for you. codester1272 (10:23:04): hi codester1272 (10:24:11): hey plz pick up the phone if we call again i realy dont want a bad weekend im sure u dont either elan_einlhander (10:24:28): People calling me is what is making my weekend bad. elan_einlhander (10:24:38): I'd like to just meditate unbothered. codester1272 (10:24:39): no not codester1272 (10:24:42): u codester1272 (10:24:48): my weekend will get worse codester1272 (10:25:00): if u dont pick the phone up elan_einlhander (10:25:05): I fail to see how. codester1272 (10:25:39): because ur mom and my mom will be mad elan_einlhander (10:25:58): Oh boohoo codester1272 (10:26:16): and thatr screws my weekend pretty bad codester1272 (10:26:20): :(( elan_einlhander (10:26:40): Cry me a river
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:25): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:27): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:27): ROMHSG
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:28): DADS
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:33): His name is "codester"
Elan_Einlhander (0:26:37): Sure is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:39): And he did the ":((" emote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:40): Og mny SDSdf
Elan_Einlhander (0:26:47): I know, it's priceless.
Elan_Einlhander (0:26:52): The super-chin frown emote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:56): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:03): Oh my God, I'm gonna start saying that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:13): "Double-chin is the negative name for it."
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:23): "The positive name is 'super-chin.'"
Elan_Einlhander (0:27:28): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (0:27:40): And the one with my mom, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:27:48): elan_einlhander (13:04:27): No, this is Doug-bot X10. esabea62 (13:05:00): is this my son elan_einlhander (13:05:35): Hrm, I suppose so. elan_einlhander (13:05:43): Assuming this is my mother. elan_einlhander (13:05:50): In which case, yes, I would be your son. esabea62 (13:06:53): you know it is
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:08): "Is this my son?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:21): "Hm, I suppose so... assuming this is my mother, in which case, yes, I would be your son."
Elan_Einlhander (0:28:28): Doug is just witty like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:28): How are we so awesome?
Elan_Einlhander (0:28:41): I blame the tortilla chips
Elan_Einlhander (0:29:00): Lol, I entered five messages for every one of hers.
Elan_Einlhander (0:29:35): Rofl, my one and only conversation with Ericka.
Elan_Einlhander (0:29:42): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (16:06:48): Is David on his way home? elan_einlhander (16:07:15): His brother is online elan_einlhander (16:07:25): Oh wait jackdanielsincrystalglasses (16:07:25): OKies, thanks dude. elan_einlhander (16:07:27): There he is
Elan_Einlhander (0:29:45): Get hype.
Elan_Einlhander (0:29:47): So dynamic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:51): What the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:12): "OKies, thanks dude."
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:27): ...
Elan_Einlhander (0:30:33): Kill?
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:49): ~just made a tight fist over thinking about that screen-name, and it... made the sound of leather going taught~
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:55): ~as if he were wearing leather gloves, lol~
Elan_Einlhander (0:31:15): And David as the MISSEDCRITICALHIT
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:23): DUN DUN DUN.
Elan_Einlhander (0:32:31): And Sharon's eight billion names.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:02): Eight quad-billion, actually.
Elan_Einlhander (0:33:27): Plus one.
Elan_Einlhander (0:34:52): Doug just has to always have the final word.
Elan_Einlhander (0:34:54): He's a fag like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:24): Yep, a big flamer.
Elan_Einlhander (0:35:51): Doug is five times gayer at work, though.
Elan_Einlhander (0:35:54): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:59): Thank you, thank you.
Elan_Einlhander (0:37:55): I gotta do my fuckin' taxes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): SWEET.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): TAXES.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:06): GET HYPE.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:12): www.hrblock.com
Elan_Einlhander (0:38:24): I am not clicking that, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:31): It scares you that I had that link ready, doesn't it? Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:38:49): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:13): I saw some banner for H&R Block's "youth taxes program" where you get free music for doing your taxes with them, and for some reason the URL stuck, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:41): When you said "taxes," I immediately thought "www.hrblock.com ." Now THAT'S good advertising.
Elan_Einlhander (0:39:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:16): I need to put timestamps on so I can see how fast I typed that up, lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): elan_einlhander (12:37:53 AM): I gotta do my fuckin' taxes. Vencabot_Teppoo (12:38:00 AM): SWEET. Vencabot_Teppoo (12:38:01 AM): TAXES. Vencabot_Teppoo (12:38:03 AM): GET HYPE. Vencabot_Teppoo (12:38:09 AM): www.hrblock.com
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): You can see how hypnotized I was, lol. I saw that ad HOURS ago.
Elan_Einlhander (0:40:54): Six seconds.
Elan_Einlhander (0:41:02): What do you mean time stamps?
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:11): As soon as I say the word "taxes," I went into hyper "youth tax program" mode.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:38): They're called time-stamps... You go to VIEW on the top of your IM window and select "time-stamps," and it tells you the time when messages are sent.
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:01): It already does that..?
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:09): It has the time on each message you sent me
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:20): You probably have time-stamps automatically set on preferences.
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:38): I don't have times on MY messages, though
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:44): Like what we're typign right now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:44): Weird.
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:47): typing*
Elan_Einlhander (0:42:53): It does in my archive, I believe.
Elan_Einlhander (0:43:17): Meanwhile, I am fifth in line for like eight songs.
Elan_Einlhander (0:47:55): Reminding me of the tedium of Kazaa.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:34): At least LimeWire tells you what rank you have on queue, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:48:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:58): "I am seventh in line... awesome."
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:07): Better than just, "REMOTELY QUEUED."
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:26): Lol, damn thing keeps getting my hopes up.
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:30): I'm sitting here, watching it
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:35): It says "Connecting..."
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:40): I'm like woop, here it goes.
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:43): "Waiting for busy hosts"
Elan_Einlhander (0:55:45): Damn it
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:05): Yeah, lol. I have, like, 40 songs waiting for the person who had them to come back online.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:17): Legend of Mana songs and Chrono Cross songs.
Elan_Einlhander (0:56:30): *has all of those*
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:10): Oh, could you do me a favour? Could you help me with an experiment by doing a search for documents with the keywords "dirge requiem" or "david hernandez"?
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:25): I wanna see if my stuff comes up.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:30): On what, IE? Or on LimeWire?
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:45): LimeWire. On the Search tab is an option to search for Documents in particular.
Elan_Einlhander (1:02:01): Nothing so far.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:29): Aw mayne. Could you also try "emeraldGhostGospel.txt" if neither of those work?
Elan_Einlhander (1:06:36): No go, as of now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:56): Hey, it came up on my list as an incoming search, though.
Elan_Einlhander (1:07:03): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:07): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:12): "emeraldghostgospel.txt"
Elan_Einlhander (1:07:20): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:51): Hey, emeraldghostgospel.txt has one hits now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:03): But it hasn't even showed up for you on the search, yet?
Elan_Einlhander (1:10:19): Nope
Elan_Einlhander (1:30:54): elan_einlhander: like I said, I'm not nearly this cool in real life elan_einlhander: And I'm ugly, lol elan_einlhander: Double-whammy
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:29): Doug is insanely cool in real life, at least, when I'M around him, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:31:59): Also true, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:32:14): Notice David didn't argue against my second statement.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:26): AND attractive, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:32): Doug is a sexy, sexy beast.
Elan_Einlhander (1:32:42): Rawr
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:58): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:34:33): *farts like five times*
Elan_Einlhander (1:34:34): Good lord.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:42): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (1:35:00): They were all wet ones, too
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:32): Wow. Apparently, "feline" is an adjective even before it's a noun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:05): All this time I've been using "feline-esque" as an adjective form of the word. I could replace "feline-esque ears" with "feline ears," apparently. The noun is derived from the adjective.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:09): Hm.
Elan_Einlhander (1:36:24): I feel bad saying how obvious that is to me.
Elan_Einlhander (1:36:25): You retard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:01): ~is writing, like, a paragraph every 45 minutes, lol~ ~is editting very extensively~
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:32): Did you search for Emerald Ghost Gospel like, three times? O.o
Elan_Einlhander (1:38:41): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:57): Oh, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:11): Did you search for dirge requiem, david hernandez, and emeraldghostgospel.txt?
Elan_Einlhander (1:39:40): The first and the last only.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:47): Because all of my other d/R stuff now has 2 hits, and emeraldGhostGospel has 3.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:53): Hm. O.o
Elan_Einlhander (1:39:58): Shut your ass up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:03): Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:09): My ass is closed as firmly as I can hold it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:10): Trust me.
Elan_Einlhander (1:40:20): I bet I could still fit something up it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:33): Not even a greased beebee, Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (1:40:47): Watch me,
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:10): Doug, you deserve a "most-quoted-on-David's-profile" award.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:21): I'll shove THAT up your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:37): B-but... it's a trophy.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:45): I have margerine.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:49): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:43:03): I have nasty five-hour shifts every day this week.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:18): Nasty?
Elan_Einlhander (1:43:33): Five hour shifts are gay, 'cause I still only get one break, like my four hour shifts.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:40): Ah.
Elan_Einlhander (1:43:54): If I worked six, I'd get a lunch and a break.
Elan_Einlhander (1:44:01): So five is clearly gay
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:07): Clearly.
Elan_Einlhander (1:47:29): Mad Pierot.
Elan_Einlhander (1:47:37): Craziest bad-guy ever.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:06): Mad Pierot?
Elan_Einlhander (1:48:17): Cowboy Bebop.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:25): >_O
Elan_Einlhander (1:48:29): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:29): OH.
Elan_Einlhander (1:48:32): Come on
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:34): ~was reading it "pie-rot"~
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:35): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:48:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:58): I was like, "a mad pirate? wtf?"
Elan_Einlhander (1:49:12): I need to wash my haiur
Elan_Einlhander (1:49:13): hair*
Elan_Einlhander (1:49:16): But I so don't want to.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:30): Quote some kid in my English class when I say, "Man, I hate taking showers."
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:42): Everyone in the whole class cracked up because, as much as we hate to admit it, it's SO true.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:21): Talking about Lord of the Flies. Teacher: "They couldn't even take SHOWERS on the island!" Some random black dude: "Man, I hate showers!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:22): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:50:28): The only time a shower is ever really good, is when it's one of those situations where continuous warm water feels GREAT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:28): I practically shit my pants.
Elan_Einlhander (1:50:30): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (1:50:33): I would too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:55): I'm always afraid that the warm water will run out at this time of year, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:51:07): Understandably so, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:17): The Japanese version of "Simple and Clean (Techno)" is so much better than the English version, it isn't fair.
Elan_Einlhander (1:52:27): Agreed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:39): It's weird, because it isn't consistent. In Japan, the original version was techno...
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:51): And when made it English, they made the slow version...
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:09): Then remixed the slow, English version into a remixed techno version that was like the Japanese original version...
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:31): So then they remixed the original Japanese techno version into a Japanese slow version...
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:46): So in Japan, the remix is the slow version, and in America, the remix is the techno version... so get hype for that.
Elan_Einlhander (1:53:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:38): When you hear her sing the English version, you say, "Wow, her English is really good!" Then you hear the Japanese version, and she sings so much better... lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:55:31): Not as good as my dick up your ass.
Elan_Einlhander (1:55:35): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:38): Almost, though.
Elan_Einlhander (1:55:45): Why does crap like that just come out of me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:52): Since, as we all know, Doug goes STRAIGHT for that ass.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:58): Doug takes no prisoners.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:00): Seriously.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:03): It's ass or die.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:11): *cracked himself up with that*
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:18): ~cracked up, too, so bad~
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:23): Wtf does that even mean, rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:32): Nothing, as though ass were a verb, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:20): I also got the "real" slow, English version. I had the slow version before, but it was apparently a hack.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:50): Apparently, when the song first come out on some trailer, people extended it, looped it, etc. to release a full version.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:07): Had me fooled, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:09): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:12): GOTCHA BITCH
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:16): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:18): www.irapedandkilledthisgirl.com
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:25): I told Highlander about this story, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:34): It sounds even more vile when you actually have to SAY it.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:44): Half-hoping someone will hear you and go "WHAT!@?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:49): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:57): So I can go "HAHHA-oh."
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:29): ~wants to see Utada Hikaru sing this song, because can't imagine that voice coming out of a Japanese person~
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:37): ~in English, that is~
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:01): Her "r" is perfect, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:02): I bet she fucks like a tiger.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:06): ...
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:12): Doug needs to jack off, it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:23): Seriously. Take a break, Doug. Lol. Take five.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:31): "Take five." That is awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:34): I was doing it to Kiprin, too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:35): As in, five fingers.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:43): She was like "Are you like, horny or something?"
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:45): I just went :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:46): How do I come up with this stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:52): "Are YOU?!"
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:56): The same way I came up with ass or die.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:59): Rofl, I shoulda said that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:04): ":DDDD"
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:15): "I've got margerine! :DDDDD"
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:23): Lube that ass.
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:28): "We could make a hot, sticky patch of sex-crispy treats!"
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:40): Oh, rofl, trying to explain how the ass-hole really COULD stretch to fit someone's penis to someone.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:40): ~drooled all over himself laughing at that~
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:42): I as like
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:43): was*
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:56): "Ever took a REALLY big dump that you thought would NEVER come out?"
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:01): I would've said, "rent a porno."
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:04): And it's the PERFECT comparison.
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:22): "It came out, right? Well your rectum had to stretch for that, so it can fit a measely cock."
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:53): ~laughs again~
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:58): "Seriously."
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:01): "It's ass or die."
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:05): rofl
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:08): ~convulsing~
Elan_Einlhander (2:03:11): We've all had that HUGE shit we were SURE wouldn't come out.
Elan_Einlhander (2:03:24): Hurting so bad, scared because you can't bail out.
Elan_Einlhander (2:03:26): Nowhere to go.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:42): Yep, lol. God, such a good story. I told Koree.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:49): Doug was THERE for mine, rofl!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:55): Remember when I came online that one time, rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (2:03:56): I was, lol, you were so pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:59): God, I bet I could find that log.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:04): Man, fuck that. We talk too much, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:06:29): Rofl, we do, there's a log for every single day for us, and each day has like eighteen pages of dialogue, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:37): This version of Snake Eater owns my soul, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:10:51): SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:08): There's no way to tell between the different versions of Snake Eater though, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:27): On LimeWire, since all of the files are just called "Snake Eater."
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:06): Oh yeah, truckin'.
Elan_Einlhander (2:15:42): Lol, I almost forgot.
Elan_Einlhander (2:15:49): The hilarity of my lack of respect for people's emotions.
Elan_Einlhander (2:16:34): Some guy in Hardware, asking some greeter girl.
Elan_Einlhander (2:16:51): "Does it make me a wuss to just want to be held sometimes?" *talking about his girlfriend and him*
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:58): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (2:16:58): I just blurt out "YES, HAHAHHAA."
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:58): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:59): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:05): OH MY GOD.
Elan_Einlhander (2:17:07): Right in his FACE as I'm walking by.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:08): WHAT A PANSY LOSER.
Elan_Einlhander (2:17:10): I KNOW
Elan_Einlhander (2:17:11): AHAHAHAA
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:20): WHO WOULD EVEN SAY THAT?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:24): TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?!
Elan_Einlhander (2:17:25): A FAGGOT
Elan_Einlhander (2:17:26): AHAHAHA
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:35): Oh my God, that's hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:44): ugh.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:46): EW.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:55): Fagness all in my eyes now.l
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:56): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:18:19): Way to be a man, dude.
Elan_Einlhander (2:18:19): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:25:26): Doug would give his love.
Elan_Einlhander (2:25:28): But not for honour
Elan_Einlhander (2:25:30): Hell no.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:42): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:46): Not this time, honour.
vencabot_teppoo (2:25:47): Fuck you.
Elan_Einlhander (2:26:01): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (2:26:05): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (2:27:27): One-eyed Snake, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:33): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:27:36): we both know the other was making so many cracks about that.
Elan_Einlhander (2:36:01): I am so romantic, Jesus Christ.
Elan_Einlhander (2:36:08): I have got to be stopped.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:16): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (2:36:28): I'm not even trying to, lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:36:33): It just happens, and I'm like wow.
Elan_Einlhander (2:38:26): Hope : Wow.. I knew you and David were close.. I just didn't think you were THAT close...
Elan_Einlhander (2:38:29): Get hype
Elan_Einlhander (2:38:36): She IMs me, and for what reason?
Elan_Einlhander (2:38:38): For David's profile.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:48): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:52): ~says it every time~ Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:39:32): elan_einlhander: What the devil are you talking about. Hope : His profile. elan_einlhander: Do you like, just read his profile every fifteen minutes or something? Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:41:17): Hope : So you're THOSE kind or "friends"... Hope : of* elan_einlhander: Friends with benifits. elan_einlhander: benefits* elan_einlhander: It was just a joke at first, but we got more serious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:32): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:34): Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (2:41:37): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:41): Damn, you're fly.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:42): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:41:46): I really am.
Elan_Einlhander (2:41:57): You're the sub, fyi.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:08): Sub?
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:11): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:13): That's okay.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:18): I like it up the ass.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:24): :D
Elan_Einlhander (2:42:39): I know, and I'm dominant by nature.
Elan_Einlhander (2:42:48): I love the tight pressure on my cock.
Elan_Einlhander (2:42:50): :D
Elan_Einlhander (2:44:17): Hope : I think that he likes that I read his profile. elan_einlhander: I think he thinks you're obsessive for it, call it a wile guess.
Elan_Einlhander (2:44:25): Wild*
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:30): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:44:33): Am I right?
Elan_Einlhander (2:44:33): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:41): Yep, she's a psychobitch.
Elan_Einlhander (2:45:03): Hope : Probably, but I don't care.
Elan_Einlhander (2:45:07): What a fucking liar.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:45:28): Hope : I think they're funny.
Elan_Einlhander (2:45:34): She sure thought getting raped and killed was funny
Elan_Einlhander (2:45:34): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:55): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:03): That goes in my profile.
Elan_Einlhander (2:46:11): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (2:46:12): Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (2:46:18): She gets pissed at me for relaying things, too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:27): elan_einlhander (2:45:31 AM): She sure thought getting raped and killed was funny
Elan_Einlhander (2:46:39): I'm curious to see how long it'll take her to notice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:41): Because it's funny even to people who don't know Kayla.
Elan_Einlhander (2:46:48): It is, lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:52): That is hands-down a great, Dougly quote.
Elan_Einlhander (2:47:15): No matter what context it's in.
Elan_Einlhander (2:50:18): Hope : So, should I not have thought getting rapped and killed was funny? After all, you did say you two were only joking.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:54): She really doesn't know whether we were joking or not.
Elan_Einlhander (2:51:29): Nope, lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:51:43): elan_einlhander: That was the funny part, lol. Hope : What was? elan_einlhander: Thus confirming my thoughts on you checking this crap every few minutes. elan_einlhander: Pointing out how funny you thought his profiles were, lol. elan_einlhander: When you didn't. Hope : Naw, I just figure you told him, and he decided to change it to send me a message somehow. elan_einlhander: Just like last time.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:06): Hope: Just like last time.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:14): I didn't really change it to send her a message, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:18): I just thought it was a great quote.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:22): Rofl, I know.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:28): But it's fun to mess with her head.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:37): Am I right?
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:48): You're right, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:58): Especially when it's impossible to... make SENSE to her, even if you try.
Elan_Einlhander (2:53:16): elan_einlhander: Lol, your sense of humour is terrible, you really do need to lighten up. Hope : It's hard to do when I'm always the butt of your jokes... And it's even worse that you two hate me.
Elan_Einlhander (2:53:18): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:50): Awwwwww.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:00): She no like being teased. :'o(
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:10): She wishes the big bullies would leave her alone.
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:11): Hope : Yes, but you two are best friends.. There is a difference. elan_einlhander: Of course, but your lack of humour and understanding sure won't help. elan_einlhander: David hates you, deal with it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:30): Seriously. We wouldn't make fun of her NEARLY as much if she would just QUIT MESSAGING US.
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:04): No shit, lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:11): "David hates you, deal with it."
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:13): Good quote
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:22): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:31): God, I hate spelling silloufiasfette.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:31): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:41): elan_einlhander: David hates you, deal with it. Hope : I have humor about things that are actually funny! Hope : David hates me, yes, that's old news. elan_einlhander: It is actually funny, lol. elan_einlhander: David hates you, but you refuse to get over it and let it GO
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:47): I don't even know what that word means, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:51): I have to look it up EVERY time. There's an H IN THERE?!
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:12): sil?Ehou?Eette 
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:20): eR, SILHOUETTE.
Elan_Einlhander (2:56:22): elan_einlhander: David hates you, but you refuse to get over it and let it GO Hope : I have. elan_einlhander: So uh, why do you keep asking about him, thinking about him, messaging him, and checking up on him?
Elan_Einlhander (2:56:32): Doug is so mean.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:33): Smackdown.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:39): Hardcore.
Elan_Einlhander (2:56:51): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (2:56:53): GREAT ANSWER.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:04): Hope : Cause I'm still hoping he'll come back to his senses!
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:08): UGH.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:10): HA
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:13): Stupid, stupid bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:18): She doesn't even realize what a contra....
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:20): So hopeful, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:23): Never mind, lol. Just nevermind.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:26): Hoping she has this hold on you, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:34): David's in Kayla-withdrawl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:53): She has no idea... the range that David's emotions can go to.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:07): How OVER-DRAMATIC David's emotions are by nature, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:16): Just like believing you don't hate Ericka, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:16): She really doesn't believe that I hate Ericka as much as I do.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:20): So naie-
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:21): .....
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:23): Nice call
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:39): David doesn't come to his senses about these kinds of things. These aren't FAKE emotions, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:46): Pure, black, uncompromising hatred, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:52): David's a drama-queen, I can vouch for that.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:57): But it's still grounded feelings.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:11): Maybe David really won't "kill" Kayla, but he hates her PLENTY to constantly think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:12): When David hates you, you are well-hated.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:18): He will make you FEEL hated.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:26): From very far away.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:27): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:28): He will make you weep from the pure hatred burning from his fingertips.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:39): Rofl, I wish I had saved that thing I sent to William.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:40): Too many froms there, but whatever.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:47): Yeah, lol, that was good.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:00): Hope : Oh, that he hates me? Yeah, I have. I know he does, and I'm fine with it. Doesn't mean I can't still care about how he's doing. I'm still a good person, after all.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:07): It really is a good thing I don't talk to this girl irl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:12): I honest to GOD woulda hit her, right then.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:20): With those last seven words.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:56): Hope : Sorry, but what I do just doesn't fit the definition of obsessive. elan_einlhander: Checking up on his AIM profile every few minutes then nagging to ME about why HE did it, fits MY definition of obsessive honey.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:59): Lol, even better.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:23): I don't know anyone IRL that I hate so much as Ericka and Kayla, but God have mercy on them if I did.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:30): I can't even imagine having to sit with someone like that in class.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:43): I don't even know what I'd do.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:03): Like, I've been having dreams about jumping Cameron, and when I see him, my entire body tenses like I'm about to do it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:05): My point exactly.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:09): I'd get violent dude, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:23): I think that, if I really did hate someone that much and actually was AROUND them, I'd tackle them and beat the shit out of them.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:29): With intent to kill, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:00): Did I ever tell you the story about the guy I was literally trying to kill?
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:07): No, rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:13): It's what made me afraid of myself.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:39): I can't remember what year it was, it was in Elementary.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:16): I don't even remember what the guy did, it was something to someone, over the course of many weeks.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:34): and I lunged at him one day, and smashed his face over and over, tearing at his jaw, clamping my hands around his neck, all I could see was red.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:47): Travis Berry had to yank me away, and the red haze faded from my vision.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:50): Scared me to DEATh.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:52): DEATH*
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:03): Well, if it makes you feel any better, it made ME laugh.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:11): Because I can picture it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:15): Chibi Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:18): Lol, I'm sure.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:22): Trying to kill someone.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:10): So yeah, I've always been afraid someone will get to me THAT BAD and I'll just fucking lose it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:15): You've seen how ANGRY I can get.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:19): You know I'm violent, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:27): I'll fucking kill someone, without thinking twice.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:31): it is EASY to kill someone, too.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:33): My thing is that I'm NOT violent.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:41): Thank God.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:43): I sadly am.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:50): I'm not as dramatic as you, but way more violent.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:58): you're less violent, just more overly dramatic about things.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:04): If I were as violent as you, people would die.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:06): Many people, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:09): Including me.
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:12): If I were as dramatic as you, they'd all die.
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:14): Including you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:15): And if you were as dram-
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:15): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:43): Rofl, this girl can't be real, sometimes I just have to say that out loud.
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:52): Hope : A lot of the time it's to hurt me. elan_einlhander: Or 'cause it's funny, and you just take it that way. elan_einlhander: Being ridiculously over-sensitive as usual. Hope : Everyone is about certain things. elan_einlhander: It's all a choice. Hope : Ok. elan_einlhander: Lol. Hope : Ugh.. My Lips are chapped.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:24): Maybe she has a mental disorder. ADD, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:29): I'm starting to wonder.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:30): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:40): What a fun girl she'd be to RP with, lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:47): Friggin' bipolar whore.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:51): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:59): Random vulgarity pwnz my soul.
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:01): Gonna put that in your profile too? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:11): Nah. Vulgarity is easy, although humerous.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:15): ...
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:17): Humourous.
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:19): Well played
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:20): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:12:00): Lol, and something that bugs me about Kayla.
Elan_Einlhander (3:12:13): If you don't post a message within a minute.
Elan_Einlhander (3:12:15): She assumes the worse.
Elan_Einlhander (3:12:17): worst*
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:23): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:18): I'm sick of relaying messages, now
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:18): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:25): Makes ME look obsessive.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:46): Just tell her to go fuck herself.
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:08): With a rake.
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:09): Hick
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:10): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:16): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:52): Jesus fucking Christ, it's 3 am.
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:52): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:08): "DOUG, DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN AND USE A FOUL WORD TO DESCRIBE IT."
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:10): Hey, fuck you.
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:13): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:24): Lol. She told me that once, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:29): And she uses it as much as anyone.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:32): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:48): "OMG DAVID, don't use the Lord's name in vain."
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:53): "...Excuse me?" Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:55): Rofl,
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:57): "OMG"
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:05): She's trying to make things "clear" to me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:10): Ugh.
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:10): She's been typing for like two minutes.
Elan_Einlhander (3:17:47): elan_einlhander: Stop being stupid and take the literal meaning of what I say.
Elan_Einlhander (3:17:50): Girl in a nutshell, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:07): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:08): ROFL
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:11): I AM A COMEDIC GENIUS
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:15): Hope : It doesn'tmatter if he means it that way, but it comes off that way, and that's all that matters. elan_einlhander: Well sucks to be you then, huh?
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:29): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:15): That sums it all up.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:17): I'm done, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:26): Headin' off to snooze-land?
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:30): Sucks to be you, rocks to be Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:31): Hell no
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:36): Just done talking to her, lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:44): I've still got love-making to do.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:53): *snaps his fingers and waggles his head*
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:13): No Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (3:20:19): Too late.
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:13): *did it irl*
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:23): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:27): DAMN
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:29): I JUST DID IT TOO.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:30): DAMN YOU.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:31): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:22:32): MUHAHHA.
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:28): elan_einlhander: My God, just shut up, before I kill myself. Hope : Well, I'm just saying it's only fair.. elan_einlhander: Nope, shut up.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:04): She won't hesitate to go into a schpeel about how she tried to commit suicide once, so be careful.
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:19): I'll just tell her to go finish the job, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:21): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:38): I beat you to it, lol. Remember when I sent you that log of when I was getting all evil on her ass?
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:46): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:03): I tactfully used that memory in my speech, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:10): I noticed.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:22): Schpeel = spiel.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:31): I said it with a yiddish accent, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:39): Since I am, of course, jewish.
Elan_Einlhander (3:54:01): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:25): I should just start admitting to being terrible and stuff, but be a total hypocrite about it and not care.
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:56): People would leave me alone when they realized "Well you're just like blah blah" doesn't phase me anymore.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:16): And you'll be glad to know I mispelled 'you're' five consecutive times before getting it right.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:30): And it was the same way each time.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:37): oyu
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:03): ~writing his first d/R story with VT in it!~ :D
Elan_Einlhander (4:05:22): *wiping his man-juices off of his monitor*
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:25): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:36): I'm gonna go get some Dew.
Elan_Einlhander (4:05:47): I thought you didn't drink Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:03): I've been drinking caffiene for a little over a month now.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:08): ...oh
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:09): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:15): Guess I'm out of the loop.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:17): Well, carry on then.
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:36): Well, I gotta get up at 11, so I'm off to bed.
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:39): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:45): peace
Elan_Einlhander (11:47:26): Ugh
vencabot_teppoo (11:47:37): ?
Elan_Einlhander (11:47:49): Just half-woke up.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:04): But I was rudely awakened like five times during the morning.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:07): By the phone.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:23): My brother kept calling to find out when I work, when I already freaking told everyone several times.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:29): So I finally get up and tell him.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:47): No less than TWENTY, yes TWENTY seconds later, when I was layed in the bed, the phone rings again.
Elan_Einlhander (11:48:55): I blurt out "Fuck THAT." and keep laying there.
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:16): It stops ringing, then the answering maching starts going, with my mom: "Hey.......Doug......Doooooooouuuuuuuug, hey pick up."
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:21): So she calls again
vencabot_teppoo (11:49:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:31): I slit my wrist and get up to answer it "WHAT???"
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:36): I screamed it, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:42): "Why do you have to yell?"
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:50): "The God damn PHONE KEEPS WAKING ME UP."
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:51): I was cranky
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:52): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (11:49:58): "...When do you work?"
Elan_Einlhander (11:50:15): "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? I TOLD DAN LIKE FIFTEEN SECONDS AGO, WHY DOES HE EVEN BOTHER CALLING??"
Elan_Einlhander (11:50:34): "...Oh, well, I don't see why you have to-" "12:30, end of story, see you then. *click*"
Elan_Einlhander (11:50:47): I get so fucking cranky when I'm woken up over and over, knowing the amount of sleep I have left is limited.
Elan_Einlhander (11:50:53): woken
Elan_Einlhander (11:50:55): yes woken
Elan_Einlhander (11:51:03): Complain about it and I bash your head in.
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:22): ~isn't looking to get his head bashed in~
Elan_Einlhander (11:51:31): Good man.
Elan_Einlhander (11:51:33): How are you? :D
vencabot_teppoo (11:51:44): Meh. :D
Elan_Einlhander (11:51:48): Good.
Elan_Einlhander (11:52:34): I'm so hungry, but I don't have time to eat anything worthwhile.
Elan_Einlhander (11:52:50): And so sleepy, and so dirty.
vencabot_teppoo (11:52:51): Eat your mom when she comes to pick you up.
Elan_Einlhander (11:52:58): I should, and I should eat her whole.
Elan_Einlhander (11:53:01): In one bite
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:07): ~got a mental image~
Elan_Einlhander (11:53:15): ~did too, thanks to Family Guy~
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:24): ~Doug, standing behind the door when his mother comes in~ "Doug...?"
Elan_Einlhander (11:53:31): "Tony Robins hungryyyyy. RAWR"
vencabot_teppoo (11:53:44): ~Doug just comes out behind her and unlatches his jaw and consumes her in one bite~
Elan_Einlhander (11:54:01): And swallows, no chewing even involved.
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:09): David's ADD thought map:
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:28): "Man, I've come a long way."
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:42): "These d/R stories are the best thing man's ever written!"
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:53): "PSP may not come to America."
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:58): "PSP makes David sad."
vencabot_teppoo (11:58:58): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (11:59:16): I do that when I think out loud, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (11:59:26): But it's funnier 'cause I say the stuff.
Elan_Einlhander (11:59:50): Meanwhile, the juice is so THICK with pulp, it's more like a smoothie.
vencabot_teppoo (12:00:05): Awesome, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:00:13): I remember the first time I had that stuff, gagging on pulp.
Elan_Einlhander (12:00:27): I can't blame you, it's a dangerous concentration of pulp.
Elan_Einlhander (12:00:33): It could kill a small child.
Elan_Einlhander (12:01:00): "Mmm, nummy owange jooce!"
Elan_Einlhander (12:01:07): "*gulp, gulp*"
Elan_Einlhander (12:01:20): "M-mommy... ack.... AHHH." Falls over, twitching.
vencabot_teppoo (12:01:27): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (12:02:15): Vencabot_Teppoo (1:55:49 AM): Since, as we all know, Doug goes STRAIGHT for that ass. Vencabot_Teppoo (1:55:55 AM): Doug takes no prisoners. elan_einlhander (1:55:58 AM): Seriously. elan_einlhander (1:56:00 AM): It's ass or die.
Elan_Einlhander (12:02:23): Rofl, thanks David.
Elan_Einlhander (12:02:30): For putting a little light to my otherwise shitty day.
Elan_Einlhander (12:02:39): Since I was actually just ABOUT to ay
Elan_Einlhander (12:02:40): say*
Elan_Einlhander (12:02:44): I can tell this is gonna be a shitty day.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:05): Just say that at work and your day will improve. Find a way to insert it into conversation.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:07): "Seriously."
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:10): "It's ass or die."
Elan_Einlhander (12:03:11): I'm going to.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (12:03:23): I was already thinking about situations where it could work, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:42): I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities.
vencabot_teppoo (12:03:51): What with the level of maturity of your coworkers.
Elan_Einlhander (12:04:04): Especially considering how often us guys talk about having sex with each other, as of late.
vencabot_teppoo (12:04:47): It'd be funny if someone who worked with you actually WAS gay... and got you all in trouble for sexual harassment just because he was walking by and heard you guys.
Elan_Einlhander (12:04:56): That would be awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:03): I KNOW I'm gonna go out on sexual harassment.
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:12): Because I've started treating a lot of the girls like shit, too.
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:13): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:36): "Well I could pry get what I wanted if I got on my knees and sucked Sean's tender dick, too."
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:42): Great quote from me to Heather.
Elan_Einlhander (12:05:48): I was so shocked I didn't get in trouble for it.
vencabot_teppoo (12:05:52): Great quote.
Elan_Einlhander (12:06:58): Well, guess I'm outta here, I wanna try and grab a doughnut from QD or something.
vencabot_teppoo (12:06:59): Peace be shmizzle.
Elan_Einlhander (12:07:02): I'll see you after work.
Elan_Einlhander (12:07:04): Maybe
Elan_Einlhander (20:02:11): @_@
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:54): Welcome back.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:59): Bitch.
Elan_Einlhander (20:04:00): Christ almighty.
Elan_Einlhander (20:04:42): So much work today, and it got SO cold.
Elan_Einlhander (20:04:50): Yesterday's weather was beautiful.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:55): Goddammit, I thought it was gonna be warm.
Elan_Einlhander (20:04:59): Today was like two degrees, with freezing winds and RAIN
Elan_Einlhander (20:05:04): Pelting horrible rain.
Elan_Einlhander (20:05:42): And when I FINALLY get out of work, I go out for my ride.
Elan_Einlhander (20:05:45): They're not there.
Elan_Einlhander (20:06:00): I stand in that shit for 20 minutes... waiting... contemplating so many murders.
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:04): Reminds me of that time we walked to Meijer.
Elan_Einlhander (20:07:14): Lol, yeah now that you mention it
Elan_Einlhander (20:10:05): And of course, food can never cook FAST ENOUGH.
Elan_Einlhander (20:11:22): Dude, LimeWire is gay.
Elan_Einlhander (20:11:29): This is the third fucking file I can't play.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:37): Maybe your media player is just gay.
Elan_Einlhander (20:11:40): ...
Elan_Einlhander (20:11:42): Make that four.
Elan_Einlhander (20:11:46): I use the same thing as you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:49): Well, maybe your computer is gay. I've downloaded an insane amount of songs and I only got one file that work. In some cases, files are corrupted, but that happens when your network is larger and contains more idiots who don't delete their corrupted files.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:09): But it always warns before saving corrupted files, and I only got the "This codec sucks" message once.
Elan_Einlhander (20:13:21): So if my computer's so gay, explain how I can fix this problem.
vencabot_teppoo (20:13:40): What percentage of files have you downloaded now that don't work?
Elan_Einlhander (20:13:53): Literally like 40-50%
Elan_Einlhander (20:13:59): I haven't downloaded much.
Elan_Einlhander (20:14:11): Like ten things, and four of them have been gayified.
Elan_Einlhander (20:14:34): Well, on the bright side.
Elan_Einlhander (20:14:42): The song works on iTunes.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:25): I can only suggest that you download the newest version of WMP, or redownload LimeWire, or try and download different encodings of the same song. A good example is the song "I'm Not Okay" by My Chemical Romance which I've been trying to download... That one HAS no different encodings yet, and thousands of people have the corrupted version. Some files are just corrupted, so try and download them from someone else.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:49): But if it gives you the "this codec is gay" message... I can only suggest trying to download a different version or, in your case, dealing with it and using iTunes.
Elan_Einlhander (20:16:29): Only complaing I have using iTunes is the seperate window I need to open, but I wonder if I could make my computer automatically open these specific songs in iTunes when I click them.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:49): You ca- Wait, if you can, I wouldn't know how.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:14): Because in my case, I got the "this codec sucks my cock" message from an MP3... so it isn't like it comes out in a different format.
Elan_Einlhander (20:17:23): I wonder why iTunes can play it, but not WMP.
Elan_Einlhander (20:17:31): I'm foggy on the mere concept of codecs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:08): Maybe you DO need to get an WMP update, and maybe I do, too. A codec is a language used to convert one format of music to another. Music comes in .WMA files, usually, off of CDs. People then use codecs to convert them to MP3s, which are smaller.
Elan_Einlhander (20:18:21): I see.
Elan_Einlhander (20:18:35): I will try downloading it, and if that's no good I'll just try to get used to this iTunes thing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:18:57): We're getting messages saying that WMP can't play certain MP3s because of the codecs used to make them. It doesn't recognize them, for whatever reason. Meanwhile, maybe this is just a new type of codec that, say, makes MP3s somewhat smaller. Maybe this codec is SO NEW that WMP doesn't recognize it yet, but your iTunes does.
Elan_Einlhander (20:19:24): Makes sense.
Elan_Einlhander (20:19:43): Sorry for coming off so brash, it just pisses me off to wait so long to get a song and then not be able to play it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:43): I noticed that my LimeWire media player can play some MP3s but not others, so I play my stuff in WMP, which plays most everything except for one, like I said. I never tried using anything but those two, although I do have iTunes.
Elan_Einlhander (20:21:00): Not even sure where iTunes came from, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:01): I can only imagine that it's an update problem.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:06): iTunes, for me, came from... uh...
Elan_Einlhander (20:21:10): Exactly
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:12): With a messenger or something.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:17): I think. Maybe AIM.
Elan_Einlhander (20:21:28): Well I guess I'm glad it's here.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:51): I've decided that I'm gonna try and go back to American spellings for everything, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:56): Just for the sake of being consistant.
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:04): Uh, okay
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:05): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:10): It's not that big of a deal, David.
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:34): I was finishing this story, and wrote "majority." Then I said, "Wait, should that be 'majourity'?"
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:47): I have never spelled that majourity.
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:56): That just looks faggish.
Elan_Einlhander (20:22:56): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:57): So I went and looked it up, and apparently not. I'm not British, so I don't know all of the damn variations...
Elan_Einlhander (20:23:07): Why would ou EVEn think that.
Elan_Einlhander (20:23:09): Even*
Elan_Einlhander (20:23:10): ..
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:11): So I decided to just go back to American spellings, since I ~am~ an American, after all.
Elan_Einlhander (20:23:12): Whatever
Elan_Einlhander (20:23:32): I don't spell it to British, I just go with what I'm comfortable with.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:48): These are gonna be listed as "American literature" if I ever publish them, lol, so I might as well spell like an American. I just picked up all of that "ou" stuff from playing Achaea so much, back in the day.
Elan_Einlhander (20:25:33): There's no way I don't have this.
Elan_Einlhander (20:28:53): Holy fucking lag.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:07): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:30:50): There's no excuse for my computer to run this way.
Elan_Einlhander (20:31:01): Especially when I turned it on, what, thirty minutes ago?
Elan_Einlhander (20:32:07): Thirty flippin' minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:31): That sucks. I don't have any idea what the problem might be, except that a RAM card might've gone bad from how you USED to leave it on all the time, because it always seems laggy when I'm there... but if LimeWire seems to make it PARTICULARLY laggy... I dunno.
Elan_Einlhander (20:33:10): I have a TREMENDOUS amount of free space on this thing, I defragment regularly, my RAM has got to be fucked up, it's all I can think of.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:09): Well, I'm no professional when it comes to computer hardware, sadly. I'm pretty good with software and stuff, but when it comes to checking whether or not RAM is working, I dunno... I also had a really slow computer when my hard-drive was becoming dull.
Elan_Einlhander (20:34:35): Guess I should just shoot it, and put it out pasture.
Elan_Einlhander (20:34:52): out to*
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:09): Yep. Reminds me; know that song "Yellow" by Coldplay?
Elan_Einlhander (20:35:15): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:43): My dad was watching the video out in the living room, which is weird enough, singing along in his high-pitched "girl" voice, but instead of singing, "And it was all yellow" he was singing, "and it was old yeller."
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:44): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:35:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:56): It's an okay song. Coldplay songs are all kinda faggish.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:14): But sometimes, such as with Simple and Clean, sometimes "kinda faggish" can be a good thing. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:36:37): Well, downloading WMP again didn't help any, so guess I'm boned for the time being.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:58): And you like it.
Elan_Einlhander (20:37:11): Yup.
Elan_Einlhander (20:37:13): Oh, by the way
Elan_Einlhander (20:37:22): I did say "Seriously, it's ass or die." today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:28): Excellent.
Elan_Einlhander (20:37:55): I know you were looking forward to it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:14): That quote is endlessly awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (20:39:27): I don't wait for food to cool anymore, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:40): Lol. Doug's too macho for that.
Elan_Einlhander (20:39:47): More like too hungry.
Elan_Einlhander (20:39:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:56): Guess you're a man now, huh Ta-kun. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:39:58): I don't eat during the day anymore it seems. so I get famished around this time.
Elan_Einlhander (20:40:05): Rofl
Elan_Einlhander (20:40:20): *Was about to go "Fuck you" but Yahoo decided it was too quick*
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:35): "OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN."
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:45): "Jesus, think about your blood-pressure!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:14): Coldplay uses the same formula for their music as LP does, while being at the complete opposite side of the musical spectrum, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:32): Coldplay sticks with what works. All of their songs could be compared to be almost identical, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:44:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:46): People are always like, "Man! All Linkin Park songs sound the same!" I'm like, "Yeah, and? The first song pwned my soulx0rz, so they decided to just make them all like that." Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:10): Fair enough.
Elan_Einlhander (20:50:37): If I were belemic
Elan_Einlhander (20:50:49): I'd store all of my vomit in a giant rubbermaid bin.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:49): ...Wow.
Elan_Einlhander (20:52:07): There was some some belemic girl who did that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:14): Rofl!!!
Elan_Einlhander (20:52:19): Since running to the bathroom every time would seem too conspicuous.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:20): Sweet ASS.
Elan_Einlhander (20:52:22): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:22): Marry me.
Elan_Einlhander (20:52:23): Yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (20:52:38): Giant bin full of molding vomit, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:53:26): And there would be NO good way of finding that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:11): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (20:56:38): I'm thinking of writing up an outline or something for this week's training.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:52): Training? You mean, for work?
Elan_Einlhander (20:57:19): Yeah, I gotta train the new recruits on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Elan_Einlhander (20:57:29): But, I know if I go in, I'm gonna draw a total blank on what to show them.
Elan_Einlhander (20:58:00): So being the nerd that I am, I was thinking of writing up an outline of what to go over.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:30): Lol. That sounds good.
Elan_Einlhander (21:11:50): Lol, I was telling Highlander about the DDR MGS remix.
Elan_Einlhander (21:11:54): And he said he's danced to it.
Elan_Einlhander (21:11:56): So get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:03): Get hype.
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:04): Today we discussed how Vegeta might go about saying the word "booty."
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:18): ~rofl~
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:24): ~just did it, in the Vegeta voice~
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:26): You know you tried
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:26): LOL
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:29): Who called it
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:32): Doug called it.
Elan_Einlhander (21:17:54): We spent like fifteen minutes going: "Booty, BOOTY, BOOooOootyyyy, B-booty."
Elan_Einlhander (21:18:07): In the Vegeta voice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:13): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:17): Did you just got that MSN message?
Elan_Einlhander (21:20:39): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:20): It was an MSN news thing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:27): Said, "Sharon cracks down on extremists."
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:34): I cracked up, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (21:24:36): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:15): And no one missed Doug, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:44:21): o_<
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:26): ?
Elan_Einlhander (23:44:52): Doug is back, from outta space.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:03): We're in outter thpaaaaaaathe.
Elan_Einlhander (23:45:20): :DDDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:27): CHOCOLATE
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:29): MATERIA?!?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:34): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:35): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:46:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:23): I'm going to bed. Peace.
Elan_Einlhander (23:52:29): Peace.

2-14-05


elan_einlhander (15:29:43): Ugh
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:48): ?
elan_einlhander (15:30:03): I slept until freakin' 3 in the afternoon.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:20): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (15:30:33): What a waste of a day.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:40): ~burps~
elan_einlhander (15:32:51): I hate stuff that updates too often without purpose.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:56): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:32:58): And demands that I update.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:18): "OMFG UPDATE THIS!!!" "...Why?" "You can use it to HIGHLIGHT... THE... EYES... OF PHOTOS!"
elan_einlhander (15:33:26): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:26): "...I don't care. I don't even use that progr-"
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:29): "UPDATE IT!!!!"
elan_einlhander (15:33:42): Like MSN here.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:52): I don't know... what changes about MSN when it updates, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:34:03): It's been nagging me to update and yeah, nothing seems to have changed.
elan_einlhander (15:34:10): When I updated Yahoo!, the whole layout changed.
elan_einlhander (15:34:16): So I at least had VISIBLE proof.
vencabot_teppoo (15:34:22): And it updates, like, once every three years, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:34:22): It was bubbly.
elan_einlhander (15:34:27): Precisely.
elan_einlhander (15:34:37): Even AIM's updates are semi-worthwhile.
elan_einlhander (15:34:39): That alert thing.
elan_einlhander (15:34:48): "So-and-so is now online, so-and-so is now away."
elan_einlhander (15:34:51): The only perks I see.
elan_einlhander (15:34:59): Of course, I still use the old version of AIM, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:35:24): Doug playing Rainbow Ride.
elan_einlhander (15:35:33): You know you're jealous.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:34): ~wants DS~
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:37): Bastard.
elan_einlhander (15:35:38): Since you love Rainbow Ride.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:51): Rainbow Ride kept me from getting Yoshi. :o(
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:01): "OMFG GET ALL OF THE COINS."
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:05): "...EXCUSE ME?!"
elan_einlhander (15:36:07): You get one shot
elan_einlhander (15:36:08): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:11): "I don't believe it's possible."
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:14): "Oh, but it is."
elan_einlhander (15:36:14): If you miss some coins, you ain't goin' back.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:16): Lol. And it is.
elan_einlhander (15:36:25): And it is, because I did it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:26): Just too difficult for David's 7-year-old-ass, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:36:44): The only one that gave me really bad trouble, was the infamous Tick-Tock-Fucking-Clock.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:56): I thought that one would be harder than it was.
elan_einlhander (15:37:08): It was just the falling.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:09): But I did have the pleasure of falling from the very top when trying to get that last coin, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:37:09): FALLING
elan_einlhander (15:37:10): GAh
elan_einlhander (15:37:13): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:17): Hovering over that gap between the rafters.
elan_einlhander (15:37:19): We all have that story.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:30): "Careful... Caaaareful... Hubba-dubba HOOH!"
elan_einlhander (15:37:35): Kracking your knuckles, working up the courage to try and grab it.
elan_einlhander (15:37:37): ....
elan_einlhander (15:37:39): Cracking*
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:39): "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:44): rOFL.
elan_einlhander (15:37:52): Way to spell cracking with an extra K, Doug.
elan_einlhander (15:40:18): I'm trying to find the damned pink Bob-omb.
elan_einlhander (15:40:44): So I can use the damned cannon.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:32): Or, as I call them,
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:41): The Bah-Fags.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:45:27): Lol, do you know what the "Quik Kart" is at Meijer?
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:39): Isn't it th- Just explain it to me.
elan_einlhander (15:45:45): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:46): I have no idea wtf I'm talking about, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:45:57): It's the red motorized thing that can push trains of carts for us.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:04): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:08): That's what I was gonna say, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:46:13): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:46:18): Well
elan_einlhander (15:46:26): Highlander and I were using it a lot yesterday.
elan_einlhander (15:46:38): We layed on 82 carts at the bottom of the farthest hill.
elan_einlhander (15:46:42): The limit is 25, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:46:54): I fired it up, and it wouldn't go, the wheels were just whirring in place.
elan_einlhander (15:47:05): So David, what do you when the Quik Kart can't move?
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:25): Uh... Push it?
elan_einlhander (15:47:39): Yes, along with the 82 carts hooked to it.
elan_einlhander (15:47:42): Up the hill.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:54): Crazy shit dude, I had to haul ass.
elan_einlhander (15:48:03): The Quik Kart weighs like 150 pounds.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:15): Jib jub.
elan_einlhander (15:48:46): Jibbidy jubbidy.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:57): "Jab jub IS jib jub!"
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:49:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:49:49): So much for getting in the fifties today.
elan_einlhander (15:49:52): Weather-wise.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:46): It seems pretty warm.
elan_einlhander (15:52:01): It looks cold, and I hear gusting winds, but then again I haven't gone out.
elan_einlhander (15:57:18): Oh, it's Valentine's Day.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:34): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:57:43): :D
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:46): www.fuckvday.com . Look at the art, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:24): Rofl *reading the fuck you candy hearts*
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:47): I was cracking up at some of that art.
elan_einlhander (16:10:54): I keep calling my DS my Gameboy.
elan_einlhander (16:10:59): I know Nintendo would flip out at me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:24:20): *has 127 stars. -_-*
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:35): Aw maye.
elan_einlhander (16:25:02): I'm wondering what's on top of the castle.
elan_einlhander (16:25:07): Since Yoshi is, well, here with me.
elan_einlhander (16:25:08): lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:25:25): The canon is still out there.
elan_einlhander (16:25:29): cannon*
elan_einlhander (16:25:31): ...
elan_einlhander (16:25:32): I think
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:22): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:25): Too lazy to check.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:28): Same
elan_einlhander (16:35:02): Dude, Tropicana is getting lazy on me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:09): O.o
elan_einlhander (16:35:33): I bought a carton two weeks ago, "High Pulp"
elan_einlhander (16:35:37): there was NO pulp.
elan_einlhander (16:35:41): I dunno wtf happened.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:44): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (16:35:47): Now I bought two more cartons, again high pulp.
elan_einlhander (16:35:55): And it has like, such a bare amount of pulp
elan_einlhander (16:35:59): It's barely noticable.
elan_einlhander (16:36:17): I might have to switch over to Simply Orange at this rate.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:24): Weird.
elan_einlhander (16:37:18): Simply Orange tastes really good, and has an ass-load of pulp.
elan_einlhander (16:43:14): Mind helping Dave with something?
elan_einlhander (16:43:18): Or are yah busy?
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:39): What does he need help with? ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:43:48): Geocities.
elan_einlhander (16:44:00): Uploading pictures, it says the upload, but they don't appear on some list.
elan_einlhander (16:44:16): they*
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:26): If it says they upload but it doesn't appear on the list, he just needs to wait. Problem with the server.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:36): Happened to me for awhile, too.
elan_einlhander (16:46:10): What if he put them up yesterday and still no-go?
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:38): I mean, he needs to reupload them when the servers are working. It could take days.
elan_einlhander (16:46:54): Ah, I misunderstood.
elan_einlhander (16:47:58): Guess that means I won't be working on www.geocities.com/elan_einlhander/irapedandkilledthisgirl today.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:48:36): To get my message out to the public about the dangers of rape.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:28): I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna pass out.
elan_einlhander (16:55:44): All right, see yah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:58): ~smacks lips, looks around~
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:09): Gonna go wash my face and stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:57:18): Okay..
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:28): Actually, I'm gonna try and set up the treadmill. You'll prolly be around when I get back. Peace.
elan_einlhander (21:15:36): Oh, well bye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:18): Long, hot shower > sex?
elan_einlhander (23:53:29): When you haven't had one in months, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:47): You mean sex, or a shower? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:50): *rimshot*
elan_einlhander (23:54:08): Shower.
elan_einlhander (23:54:42): I'm watching the Broly movies.
elan_einlhander (23:54:45): Broly is a fucking beast.
elan_einlhander (23:54:51): He hurts people SO badly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:53): On Cartoon Network?
elan_einlhander (23:54:57): Goku got the worst beating of his life.
elan_einlhander (23:55:00): No, I downloaded them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:03): Sweet ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:05): How long did it take?
elan_einlhander (23:55:11): An hour for them combined.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:15): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:55:29): Shitty quality, sadly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:32): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (23:55:46): But I've always wanted to see them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:21): Yep, that's an avatar. ~screenshot, open paint, get to work~
elan_einlhander (23:56:31): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:57:32): Broly just digs killin' people, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:37): In the most inhumane ways imaginable.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:47): Rofl. Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:55): Broly is a thug.
elan_einlhander (23:58:00): He was tearing Trunks and Gohan apart.
elan_einlhander (23:58:02): Literally.
elan_einlhander (23:58:07): Like, yanking on his arms so they'd snap.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:37): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:59:29): And not unlike Budokai 3, just about the only thing Broly says is "KAKAROOOOOOT"
elan_einlhander (23:59:36): That and how he's going to kill you, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:53): Sweet.

2-15-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:18): And his laugh, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:24): So evil.
elan_einlhander (0:00:28): A maniac.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:17): ~is still the pagan god of avatars~
elan_einlhander (0:02:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:03:16): Rofl, if there's no other reason to watch this movie, I've got one.
elan_einlhander (0:03:28): Krillin dressed up in Piccolo's outfit, totally fooling Gohan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:33): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:33): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (0:04:19): He was wearing Piccolo's fighting clothes and cape, but was facing away from Gohan, so you just saw the turban and cape flapping in the wind.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:30): But Krillin's, like, 4 feet tall.
elan_einlhander (0:04:32): He saved him, so Gohan was like "Ah..Piccolo...." With this exhausted smile on his face.
elan_einlhander (0:04:34): He was floating
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:35): And Piccolo is like 7 feet tall.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:37): Oh, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:04:38): So the cape just dangled
elan_einlhander (0:04:39): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:06:09): And to the day I die
elan_einlhander (0:06:19): I will never ever understand a vegetarian's logic in eating fish.
elan_einlhander (0:06:24): If it's not a religious thing.
elan_einlhander (0:06:29): Well even still
elan_einlhander (0:06:29): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:06:35): I just don't bother will religion.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:43): There's plenty of fish in the sea, as the saying goes.
elan_einlhander (0:06:44): But people that don't eat meat because they find it morally wrong.
elan_einlhander (0:06:46): But still eat fish
elan_einlhander (0:06:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:06:48): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:10): Because cows have souls.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:12): But fish don't.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:15): fish are puppets.
elan_einlhander (0:08:09): Hm, I am intrigued by DragonBall Z movie 12: The Rebirth of Fusion.
elan_einlhander (0:08:13): Should I DOWNLOAD IT?
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:24): YES.
elan_einlhander (0:08:30): IT SHALL BE DONE
elan_einlhander (0:10:06): Well
elan_einlhander (0:10:11): Broly Returns was movie 11
elan_einlhander (0:10:16): Er
elan_einlhander (0:10:17): 10
elan_einlhander (0:10:22): 11 is... Bio Broly?
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:26): ...
elan_einlhander (0:10:26): Broly was killed, lol
elan_einlhander (0:10:33): I feel like that can't be real
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:58): Well, it IS DBZ, Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:11:07): Guess I'll download it and find out. :D
elan_einlhander (0:11:24): Oh, speaking of which.
elan_einlhander (0:11:27): Do you still have Comcast?
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:30): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:11:40): Uh, didn't you have like a time limit?
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:56): ...Time limit?
elan_einlhander (0:12:08): Like, it cost 20 bucks a month for the first six months.
elan_einlhander (0:12:09): Or something
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:21): Oh, yeah. I don't know how much we pay for it.
elan_einlhander (0:12:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:51): Works for me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:56): :D
elan_einlhander (0:13:05): David's Dad is the man with the plan, afterall.
elan_einlhander (0:13:18): He might not know what that plan is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:18): Yep, lol. Swimming in dough.
elan_einlhander (0:13:20): But he's got it.
elan_einlhander (0:14:02): I now scream when I'm washing my hair.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:51): Lol. Because it feels so good?
elan_einlhander (0:14:55): Because it hurts so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:00): Or because the holy water burns your flesh? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:02): To do it with ice-cold water.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:08): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:15:13): I stopped showering altogether, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:14): What I do now is
elan_einlhander (0:15:19): Wash my hair, then wash my body with a cloth.
elan_einlhander (0:15:24): Because I'm sweet like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:28): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:15:42): But having that water drill into my skull just makes me scream, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:48): "YEAAAAAH, ROUND TWO, I CAN DO THIS!!"
elan_einlhander (0:15:55): Water splashing everywhere.
elan_einlhander (0:16:46): I just wish someone would wake in, finding me bent over the side of my bath tub, buck-ass naked, screaming and shaking.
elan_einlhander (0:16:49): walk*
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:01): Yep. And it'll be me.
elan_einlhander (0:17:08): And you'll have your camera/
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:12): You should shove a spoon up your ass while you do it, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:20): I should, just for effect.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:52): ~wonders how the Hell he gained 0 Fame in Dragon Court today, when he had such a kickass day~
elan_einlhander (0:19:10): Because you were playing Dragon Court.
elan_einlhander (0:19:12): Like a faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:20): Dragon Court > j00.
elan_einlhander (0:19:34): Dragon Court can suck my cock.
elan_einlhander (0:19:36): And has.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:29): And, after five years, Titan is still the strongest clan in Dragon Court, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:47): Yup.
elan_einlhander (0:21:08): *turns on DBZ Budokai 3 to fight Broly*
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:21:32): I think he needs an ass-kicking.
elan_einlhander (0:21:41): *turns the difficulty to Z3*
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:13): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:29): Z3 doesn't effect dueling, just so ya know, if you were gonna duel him.
elan_einlhander (0:22:44): I was gonna go through DU, actually.
elan_einlhander (0:22:56): Since yeah, Dueling is baby stuff now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:56): Well, I think I'm gonna hit the sack. Have a nice night. When's your next day off?
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:03): We should jam.
elan_einlhander (0:42:09): Um
elan_einlhander (0:42:11): Thursday
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:15): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:42:19): Yeah :\
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:22): Sucks to b- Wait, did you have today off?
elan_einlhander (0:42:25): Yup
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:32): Oh, then not so bad, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:57): Get some rest; don't sleep until 3 tomorrow, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:07): And whatever you do, don't get swung on.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:08): Peace.
elan_einlhander (0:43:12): Swung..
elan_einlhander (0:43:13): Okay
elan_einlhander (15:24:02): What up nigga.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:11): sos nigga u
elan_einlhander (15:26:42): psht u noe how i is
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:42): same ol shit no wat im sayin haha
elan_einlhander (15:26:50): haha ya nigga ya
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:00): Good times.
elan_einlhander (15:27:04): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:08): ~all outta room in his profile, so having to remove the less significant quotes~ :o(
elan_einlhander (15:28:24): AIM needs to increase its profile size.
elan_einlhander (15:28:34): Significantly.
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:55): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:29:07): Since losers like David fill it with awesome quotes.
vencabot_teppoo (15:29:29): Email from "Christian Singles, Find Christian singles in your area!"
elan_einlhander (15:29:36): And then bigger losers like Kayla read those quotes, realize I am pasting anything stupid she says to David, and spazzes at me about it.
elan_einlhander (15:29:40): Lol, get hype.
elan_einlhander (15:29:44): Way to be Christians.
elan_einlhander (15:29:46): But not.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:08): ~wants to go look at the single Christians' profiles~ "My name is Becca, and I'm just looking for a one night stand, really. God forgive me, see you at the club."
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:30:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:30:22): I'd go.
elan_einlhander (15:30:24): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:58): The lady in the Christian Singles' ad is priceless, and now she gets to be an avatar.
elan_einlhander (15:31:18): Meanwhile, Android 15 is now my favourite.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:29): ...15?
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:37): Which one is that? The puffy one?
elan_einlhander (15:31:40): I watched the movie Super Android 13.
elan_einlhander (15:31:57): 15 isn't one you've seen, I don't think, he's only in this movie.
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:18): Ah.
elan_einlhander (15:37:31): David
elan_einlhander (15:37:36): Great Saiyaman fighting zombies.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:52): ...Sweet. ~loves Great Saiyaman~
elan_einlhander (15:38:11): And now Frieza.
elan_einlhander (15:38:12): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:38): "Success Stories! I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HAVE MET THE MAN I'VE PRAYED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR ON THIS SITE. THANK YOU NOW I NEED TO TRUST IN THE LORD. ...... Oklahoma City,OK" 
elan_einlhander (15:39:14): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (15:39:42): Meanwhile, Gohan blew up Frieza with one punch, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:39:43): Blew him up.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:55): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:58): Paybacks, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:40:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:22): "Who's a little bitch NOW, FRIEZA?!"
elan_einlhander (15:45:12): Watching DBZ makes me wanna eat.
elan_einlhander (15:45:13): A lot.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:22): Oh shit, he's going Supr Saiyan 3.
elan_einlhander (15:47:23): Lol
elan_einlhander (15:47:43): GET EM
elan_einlhander (15:49:10): Woah
elan_einlhander (15:49:14): That is creepy.
elan_einlhander (15:49:19): This demon gu
elan_einlhander (15:49:20): y
elan_einlhander (15:49:30): David's like "Doug, shut up, God damn."
elan_einlhander (15:49:32): ROFL
elan_einlhander (15:49:34): ZOMBIE HITLER
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:12): ...Zombie hitler?
elan_einlhander (15:50:31): The dead are coming back to live all over the world.
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:39): In DBZ?
elan_einlhander (15:50:40): And Hitler is one of them, lol
elan_einlhander (15:50:41): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (15:50:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:54:01): Damn yo
elan_einlhander (15:54:04): Goku gettin' cut up.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:43): I've noticed that in every one of these movies
elan_einlhander (15:55:53): Piccolo shows up halfway through to stop some blast.
elan_einlhander (15:55:56): Only halfway, though
elan_einlhander (15:56:00): Never beginning.
elan_einlhander (15:57:27): Rofl, I love Vegeta.
elan_einlhander (15:57:33): In a weird way, I really do.
elan_einlhander (15:57:35): He's hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:11): Vegeta is awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:00:07): I love how there's barely a plot for this enemy.
elan_einlhander (16:00:13): He's just really evil and really strong.
elan_einlhander (16:00:14): And it works for me.
elan_einlhander (16:02:23): Rofl, nothing is awesome as zombie Hitler's zombie army, though.
elan_einlhander (16:02:35): They used a different animation style for it all.
elan_einlhander (16:02:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:39): Much more cartoonish.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:45): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:03:01): And now Goku and Vegeta are doing the fusion dance.
elan_einlhander (16:03:03): Kick-ass.
elan_einlhander (16:03:16): Oh, they fucked it up
elan_einlhander (16:03:17): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:08:10): Mm, Gogeta-licious.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:37): Gogeta > Vegito.
elan_einlhander (16:09:08): Vegito is better for mocking an opponent.
elan_einlhander (16:09:19): OH SHIT
elan_einlhander (16:09:28): HE"S DOING THE EXACT MOVEMENTS OF THE ULTIMATE IN BUDOKAI 3
elan_einlhander (16:09:30): AHAHAH
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:09:51): Those same kicks, then the glittery ball
elan_einlhander (16:09:53): Lol, sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:14:10): Nice Avatar, by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:46): Thank you, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:00): How many times have we said that to each other, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:45): Oh, I have a favour to ask of the Pagan God of Avatars.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:09): O.o
elan_einlhander (16:16:25): You are to create me an adorable avatar from VGcats.
elan_einlhander (16:16:41): You have six hours to complete this task.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:47): An "adorable" avatar?
elan_einlhander (16:17:04): Yes, for a friend of mine whose avatar I have deemed "lame"
elan_einlhander (16:17:12): Her only hope now is the Pagan God of Avatars.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:37): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (16:17:53): You will be greatly rewarded for this task upon completion.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:02): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:13): How lame is her avatar? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:43): It would be fine if she didn't think it were funny, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:51): Just a really ugly cartoon chick looking pissed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:15): ~has a great idea~
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:27): Good man, I knew I could count on you.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:59): ~just needs to find the comic in question~
elan_einlhander (16:24:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:24:30): I just got the Krillin version of "Accel Dance"
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:17): I'm gonna wear my teal workshirt to throw off the new guys, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:35:51): This shirt is so smooth, holy shit.
elan_einlhander (16:36:04): I forgot how much more pleasant these are to wear, compared to that polo blue shit.
elan_einlhander (16:38:49): Nuh-uh, Jesus loves ME.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:08): This avatar is gonna be one of my best, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:39:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:39:22): Avataros is busy at work.
elan_einlhander (16:40:53): Did you ever find making a hotmail account even remotely difficult?
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:17): Nope.
elan_einlhander (16:41:22): Some people, I swear.
elan_einlhander (16:42:27): I had best be going, good luck Avataros.
elan_einlhander (22:33:53): The newbies suck ass.
elan_einlhander (22:35:03): Awesome avatar, dude.

2-16-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:16:15): Yeah, that's the one I made for your friend, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:16:30): Not exactly adorable.
elan_einlhander (0:16:38): Hilarious, yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:03): ~finds it adorable, but whatever~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:16): Thanks anyway.
elan_einlhander (0:18:08): Er, bye?
elan_einlhander (0:18:10): The hell.
elan_einlhander (0:18:34): Oh.
elan_einlhander (0:18:35): Was gonna say.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:07): Lol. I encountered a problem and needed to shut Yahoo! down, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:18): Anyway, yeah. That avatar took awhile, lol... and it is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:49): Avatarice has struck again.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:07): And, of course, David just passes out and then wakes up, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:39): History of Trunks is depressing.
elan_einlhander (0:21:06): Everyone has been killed except for Gohan.
elan_einlhander (0:21:14): And it looks like he now just lost his arm.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:18): I loved that movie though, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:21:26): I am too, to be honest.
elan_einlhander (0:21:33): Since Trunks is mah boy.
elan_einlhander (0:21:49): And this music is kinda tight.
elan_einlhander (0:21:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:24): Gohan is much more faggish, though.
elan_einlhander (0:22:43): Voice and hair cut wise.
elan_einlhander (0:24:02): But seeing Trunks trying to go Super Saiyan for the first time makes it all worth while.
elan_einlhander (0:24:55): Go go one-armed Super Saiyan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:23): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:25:26): HE PULLED A VEGETA.
elan_einlhander (0:25:32): ON THE SAME PERSON EVEN.
elan_einlhander (0:25:54): Wait, did you see that episode of DBZ where Vegeta blew himself up to kill Majin Buu?
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:04): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:26:09): Okay, good, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:22): 17 is such a bad-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:27): http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:31): ~likes 17 the most~
elan_einlhander (0:28:53): No flashes right now.
elan_einlhander (0:30:29): Get hype Accel Dance.
elan_einlhander (0:30:42): I'm noticing a lot of the animations for the Ultimaes came from these movies.
elan_einlhander (0:30:49): like, EXACT animations.
elan_einlhander (0:30:57): I saw Goku's Super Dragon Fist.
elan_einlhander (0:31:01): Where he freakin' explodes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:32:07): Damn.. Gohan got whupped.
elan_einlhander (0:32:39): Go Super, do it.
elan_einlhander (0:32:43): You know you wanna.
elan_einlhander (0:32:48): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:14): ~goes to go get some warm pepsi~
elan_einlhander (0:34:22): Grossness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:35): Vencabot_Teppoo: Everyone has a God in them, and mine just happens to be Avatarice, Pagan God of Avatars. Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, that and Buffofolese.
elan_einlhander (0:37:54): Buffofolese?
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:04): Buffofolese, Pagan God of Buffness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:38:12): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:46): ~has a feeling that this is gonna be an all-nighter, because he slept all frickin' day~
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:59): ~and wants to finish d/R addition numero quadtro~
elan_einlhander (0:40:18): Play dead dude, damn.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:40): 18 is damn cool.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:45): But, sadly, 17>18.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:52): My math teacher would slap me for that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:54): They're both sweet.
elan_einlhander (0:40:57): lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:41:16): This movie just makes me love Trunks more, since he isn't in the lime light nearly enough.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:30): Yeah, what's up with THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:40): He was clearly designed to be the "cool" character that everyone would love, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:43): I mean, he's really sweet, a lot of people love him.
elan_einlhander (0:41:45): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:55): David's theory on cool anime characters, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:41:56): Goku gets way too much attention.
elan_einlhander (0:42:08): Wins EVERY battle.
elan_einlhander (0:42:15): Someone else may fight, but Goku has to come to save them.
elan_einlhander (0:42:29): Which is lame, I wanna see Trunks tap into untold powers and take the enemy down.
vencabot_teppoo (0:42:41): Is Trunks a Legendary Super Saiyan?
elan_einlhander (0:42:47): Legendary?
elan_einlhander (0:42:57): Broly is the Legendary Super Saiyan, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:02): I mean, in the Cell Sega, doesn't he get all huge and buff and lose his pupils?
elan_einlhander (0:43:10): Ah, well
elan_einlhander (0:43:24): He did get huge and buff, I can't remember his pupils
elan_einlhander (0:43:29): He went Super Saiyan 2, I believe.
elan_einlhander (0:43:40): Before Goku.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:46): That's what I was thinking he said. "SSJ2," but how come he's the only one that grows huge? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:43:48): Since Goku was still in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
elan_einlhander (0:43:55): Because he's a pimp.
elan_einlhander (0:44:03): And buffs out to kick Cell's ass.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:08): ~wants to grow huge in the game, lol~
elan_einlhander (0:44:18): That's why I wish he had his Saiyan armour.
elan_einlhander (0:44:24): Skin-tight number.
elan_einlhander (0:44:27): Longer hair.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:30): Since Doug is gay.
elan_einlhander (0:44:33): I am.
elan_einlhander (0:44:37): So gay.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:44): He's the only guy whose hair grows, too. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:44:44): I want Trunks bad.
elan_einlhander (0:44:51): No no
elan_einlhander (0:44:51): Gohan
elan_einlhander (0:44:54): His mullet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:57): I'm sure that, when he went SSJ2, his hair grew out.
elan_einlhander (0:45:07): Gohan's Super Saiyan mullet, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:11): Killing someone with Trunks's (almost said "VT's") Burning Slash makes life worth living.
elan_einlhander (0:46:17): Hence why the Android/Cell Saga will always be my favourite saga.
elan_einlhander (0:46:20): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:26): That saga had the most kick-ass moments.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:35): And the best music, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:40): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:46:44): Saiyan armour pwns.
elan_einlhander (0:46:47): Vegeta's outfit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:50): David jammed to the Cell music.
elan_einlhander (0:46:59): And the Androids are of course sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:13): You know what makes me sad? The animation for Teen Gohan's Father + Son Kamehameha.
elan_einlhander (0:47:20): What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:26): Because they couldn't, understandably, include him getting his arm broken in the animation, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:47:26): I've only used it like twice.
elan_einlhander (0:47:31): Ah, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:47:36): Which was the cool part, really.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:41): So when they do it, it's just him and Gohan firing the Kamehameha side by side.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:57): While in the SHOW, like you said, it was cool because he only had one arm and Goku's ghostly image provided the other arm, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:07): So he, liked, fired it with one hand, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:14): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:23): I feel like crying when I fail the power struggle for Burning Slash.
elan_einlhander (0:48:33): Because it's a big let down.
elan_einlhander (0:48:36): Winning it, though
elan_einlhander (0:48:37): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:48:42): "BEAT IT!!"
elan_einlhander (0:48:44): I love yelling thatn ow
elan_einlhander (0:48:45): now*
elan_einlhander (0:48:47): At random times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:51): Yeah, lol. David's skit for losing that power-struggle:
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:17): "Watch my hands! Look't them go! Lookie lookie! Which way they gonna g- BURNING ATTACK!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:27): "Think you're fly huh?! JUUUUDO SLIIIICE!!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:44): I remember how sweet I thought Burning Attack was in the first Budokai game.
elan_einlhander (0:49:48): With the hand movements
elan_einlhander (0:50:04): Welp, I gotta play Budokai 3 now, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:07): God damn.
elan_einlhander (0:50:15): No, wait, one last movie.
elan_einlhander (0:50:20): 15 is the last, I THINK.
elan_einlhander (0:50:24): A GT movie.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:45): Budokai 3 is sad because it'll be awfully hard to improve on the graphics.
elan_einlhander (0:51:00): Easy to improve on gameplay, at least.
elan_einlhander (0:51:07): I have hundreds of ideas for that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:16): They need to make a fantasy DBZ game.
elan_einlhander (0:51:21): Fantasy?
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:36): Yeah, like with characters and costumes that aren't STRICTLY from the show.
elan_einlhander (0:51:42): Ahh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:44): And more plot-lines, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:57): "Hey, I can't sense Frieza anymore. You, Vegeta?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:01): "I killed him, you idiot."
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:07): "I went Super Saiyan and kicked his ass."
elan_einlhander (0:52:08): Welp, I thinik I realized why they didn't go the full-mile with Budokai 3.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:48): I hope it's because they're gonna make another one, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:56): Something like that.
elan_einlhander (0:53:09): Think about it, if they made a game with EVERY CONCIEVABLE THING AND FEATURE....
elan_einlhander (0:53:12): They couldn't make another one.
elan_einlhander (0:53:18): Since the Dragonball series is over.
elan_einlhander (0:53:19): Period
elan_einlhander (0:53:23): There's nothing left to build on.
elan_einlhander (0:53:29): They have to leave something to be desired.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:30): Except for, of course...
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:33): SSJ 5 Crono.
elan_einlhander (0:53:44): Who we're sitll waiting on.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:05): "THIS AVATAR IS SILLY!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:11): Oh shit
elan_einlhander (0:54:16): This movie is 100 years after GT
elan_einlhander (0:54:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:19): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:27): Then who are the characters? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:33): Oh shit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:36): SSJ5 Crono!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:46): Goku's decendant.
elan_einlhander (0:54:47): And Pan
elan_einlhander (0:54:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:54:52): Who is like 110 years old.
elan_einlhander (0:55:01): Aw, Goku Jr. so cute.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:06): And Crono? :o(
elan_einlhander (0:55:13): No, no Crono.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:20): :'o(
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:55:42): Lol, granny Pan is training him.
elan_einlhander (0:56:57): GOKU JR IS THE CUTEST CHARACTER EVER.
elan_einlhander (0:57:18): OH MY GOD
elan_einlhander (0:57:24): I LOVE HIM, I MUST HAVE HIM
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:57:35): Calming down, calming down.
elan_einlhander (0:57:38): Aw, bullies.
elan_einlhander (0:57:44): He's being bullied at school.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:02): Did you ever read Dragon Ball Kids? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:06): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:19): Oh shit, I think Pan just died.
elan_einlhander (0:59:20): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:59:24): SHE'S DEAD.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:27): Wait, no
elan_einlhander (0:59:28): Barely alive.
elan_einlhander (0:59:30): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:59:34): She had a heart attack, on the spot.
elan_einlhander (1:00:42): What does the Son in front of Goku's name mean?
elan_einlhander (1:00:49): Or signify
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:49): No idea.
elan_einlhander (1:00:55): Rofl, she's dying.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:52): "Guess you're a man now, huh Ta-kun." Why did I even say that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:59): ~cracks himself up sometimes~
elan_einlhander (1:08:11): I don't know.
elan_einlhander (1:10:25): AWWWWWW
elan_einlhander (1:10:27): THAT ASS
elan_einlhander (1:10:45): Goku Jr. asked this guy for a ride, since he was walking to some mountain.
elan_einlhander (1:10:49): So the guy gives him a lift.
elan_einlhander (1:11:02): And suggest he goes to the bathroom, since it'll be a long trip.
elan_einlhander (1:11:11): He dumps out Goku's bag while he's gone and tosses the empty bag at him.
elan_einlhander (1:11:13): Then drives off.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:05): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:14:21): I demand rice balls.
elan_einlhander (1:14:30): I have never had a rice ball.
elan_einlhander (1:14:31): I want one.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:37): ~has had one~
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:39): ~they're good~
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:26): Rice is good, so I imagine a rice ball would be good.
elan_einlhander (1:18:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:55): Since I live in Lansing, and you live in Mount Pleasant, I obviously wanna be your buddy.
elan_einlhander (1:23:48): Doug on MM, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:42): Damn Japanese and their delicious looking soups.
elan_einlhander (1:28:52): Rofl, I swear I have ADD some times.
elan_einlhander (1:29:06): Goku was chatting at this bear, and asked it a question, and the bear squealed and went :D
elan_einlhander (1:29:16): So I go "No stupid, I'm just a fuckin' BEAR. :D"
elan_einlhander (1:29:25): And crack myself up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:32:41): Lol, bears are funny, it seems.
elan_einlhander (1:32:47): Since this bear is cracking me up.
elan_einlhander (1:32:56): And he's being killed ,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:33:33): Oh shit, he went Super Saiyan.
elan_einlhander (1:33:38): Just outta the blue.
elan_einlhander (1:33:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:46): He had like ZERO power, before.
elan_einlhander (1:33:55): Couldn't even fly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:15): Sweet, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:13): GOKU?
elan_einlhander (1:37:14): WHAT?
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:38:54): Lol, he just payed the little guy a visit, for inspiration.
elan_einlhander (1:38:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:27): "Yo"
elan_einlhander (1:41:34): This is the one instance I'd perfer the American opening to the show over the Japanese one.
elan_einlhander (1:41:37): Simply for the funky GT rap.
elan_einlhander (1:41:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:18): Vencabot_Teppoo: It's funny that I receive less guff than a lot of teenagers, and I deserve it more than anyone. Vencabot_Teppoo: My parents are just really cool... Well, one is. The other is just really stupid.
elan_einlhander (1:42:55): Ironically you could pry get an ass-load of gifts if you asked.
elan_einlhander (1:43:00): We're just not asky types, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:08): Guff... not gifts, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:16): ...
elan_einlhander (1:43:18): That too
elan_einlhander (1:43:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:43:23): I'm awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:26): You are.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:28): No denying that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:31): Except by me.
elan_einlhander (1:43:32): Because I still went with that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:34): You're not awesome, Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:43:40): Up your ass, David.
elan_einlhander (1:43:52): I guess the stupid part makes more sense that way.
elan_einlhander (1:44:01): Your dad is too slow to give "guff."
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:41): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:44:53): He'd box himself into a corner if he tried.
elan_einlhander (1:44:55): Somehow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:58): ~had a talk with his dad about suicide, lol~
elan_einlhander (1:45:00): Without you saying anything, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:02): No shit.
elan_einlhander (1:45:06): How did THAT go.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:13): ~was playing the suicide advocator, and totally kicked his ass~
elan_einlhander (1:45:26): "Dad, I think someone should have the right to take their own life."
elan_einlhander (1:45:33): "Uh, sex with a minor is wrong, buckaroo."
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:37): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:45:38): *cracked up irl*
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:41): ~did too~
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:44): You know my dad too well.
elan_einlhander (1:45:47): 'Cause I can hear him saying buckaroo, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:45:53): Over and over in my head.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:01): Whenever I quote him at school, I always say, "C'mon now, lil' buck."
elan_einlhander (1:46:09): Young man.
elan_einlhander (1:46:10): Dave.
elan_einlhander (1:46:14): Kiddo.
elan_einlhander (1:46:27): He tries, bless his heart.
elan_einlhander (1:46:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:33): I have no idea why he calls us buckaroos, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:37): I know for a fact he's a good guy at heart, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:39): He's just so slow.
elan_einlhander (1:46:49): He took me in, and treated me like a prince, that's enough for me.
elan_einlhander (1:46:59): "Take the good seat, young man."
elan_einlhander (1:47:01): Said that like eight times.
elan_einlhander (1:47:09): And I took that seat, God damn it.
elan_einlhander (1:47:15): And it will forever stink of Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:25): Forever.
elan_einlhander (1:47:28): We'll start calling it Doug's Chair.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:46): "The good seat" isn't much better than the "other seat," lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:57): Lol, the other seat just doesn't recline as well.
elan_einlhander (1:48:01): And isn't centered in front of the TV.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:08): Because it doesn't recline well.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:10): Or swivvel, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:25): Such good times.
elan_einlhander (1:48:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:48:37): Swivvel.
elan_einlhander (1:48:37): Nice.
elan_einlhander (1:48:43): w vv
elan_einlhander (1:48:46): So little difference.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:52): V \/
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:58): I remember, Dragon Court, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:10): \/irtual Trunks
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:14): has entered the room.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:25): Virtual Trunks says, "...ExCUSE me?!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:39): \/irtual Trunks says, "hi im your biggest fan."
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:51): David, for hours... trying to figure out how he pulled it off, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:49:59): Wait, what
elan_einlhander (1:50:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:04): I haven't heard this story.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:19): Doug doesn't know the good Dragon Court stories. They're before his time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:37): I was just chillin' in DC one day, and "\/irtual Trunks" entered the room and started pretending to be me, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:54): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:06): And when I finally figured out how he did it, he told me that he was my biggest fan, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:14): Virtual Trunks
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:17): \/irtual Trunks
elan_einlhander (1:51:32): I'm still conf- OH
elan_einlhander (1:51:35): CLEVER BASTARD
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:43): Yeah, lol. It was almost undetectable.
elan_einlhander (1:51:45): I was sitting there, staring at the V.
elan_einlhander (1:51:49): Knowing something was off.
elan_einlhander (1:52:00): V \/
elan_einlhander (1:52:01): Crazy
elan_einlhander (1:52:12): I'd give him mad props for that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:12): I would've understood "Virtual_Trunks" or "VirtualTrunks"
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:26): But "\/irtual Trunks" was almost too much for me to handle, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:32): Sitting in the same room, glaring at him.
elan_einlhander (1:52:39): Eye throbbing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:41): Virtual Trunks says, "How in blazes did you..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:47): \/irtual Trunks says, ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:52:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:15): I bet he was waiting for an eternity for someone with a capital V in their name to show up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:19): So he could immitate them, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:27): No doubt.
elan_einlhander (1:53:42): I tip my bonnet to him.
elan_einlhander (1:53:58): God, faggot newbies.
elan_einlhander (1:54:01): I was so disgusted.
elan_einlhander (1:54:06): Three guys, three girls.
elan_einlhander (1:54:24): The girls were all like this high *pounds his chest* and one wouldn't talk, one was ugly and weak, and the third was black.
elan_einlhander (1:54:30): Black girls are trouble, obviously.
elan_einlhander (1:54:39): The guys, were two white guys who thought they were thugs.
elan_einlhander (1:54:43): And a really done-up black dude.
elan_einlhander (1:54:53): All new thrads, sleek glasses, a pure-white cap.
elan_einlhander (1:54:56): threads*
elan_einlhander (1:55:01): Smart-asses too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:16): The coolest guy at Everett is a black dude, lol. ~just reminded because you said about a really done-up black dude~
elan_einlhander (1:55:26): Not surprising.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:49): He's the coolest guy I've ever seen in my life, and I always wanna say something to him but never do, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:59): I swear to God, if I were black, I'd have to be him.
elan_einlhander (1:56:10): Lol, I wish I could meet him now.
elan_einlhander (1:56:36): *should go up there tomorrow, step in front of him and be like "Legend has it, you are the coolest young man alive."*
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:41): His hair is braided like ram's horns, and he's always quiet... never says anything, and wears this small glasses just on the tip of his nose, and always looks real uninterested.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:26): And he walks slow, with his hands in his pockets, just like me, lol. And when he plays basketball, he does it drunken-master style, with no particular pattern... no stiffness. He has the most unique way of playing I've ever seen. He hoes EVERYONE out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:47): His limbs are always moving, he's always fluid. This one guy dared him to block a shot, and so he only rose ONE arm...
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:01): And when the guy shot, he distracted him with the other arm and deflected the ball with his elbow.
elan_einlhander (1:58:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:58:07): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:23): And when he shoots... he doesn't bend his elbows. He shoots entirely with his wrists.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:43): He quickly brings the ball up from his waist, straight arms, and then uses the momentum to propel the ball forward with his wrists.
elan_einlhander (1:58:53): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:56): So it's like one, fluid, straight-upward motion... and he can hit a shot from half court, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:04): Lol, sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:08): And he never talks. He's always just like, -_-
elan_einlhander (1:59:14): *swish* -_-
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:09): When someone is on him while he's dribbling, he dribbles the ball up and down about 1 inch off of the ground, between his legs, and moves his hands back BEHIND him and BETWEEN his legs to dribble, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:29): And I'm always just like, "Good God, who is that guy?" Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:37): Stuff like that makes me wanna ball, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:52): If there's any sport I could ever get into, it's either Hocky, Rugby, or B-ball.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:09): I used to play basketball a lot when I was younger, but I'll be damned if I can do it anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:17): Basketball is one of very few sports that I can get into.
elan_einlhander (2:01:17): I know for sure I can't now, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:01:30): What with the CONSTANT running.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:33): I'm afraid to play in class because I have a bad feeling I'll suck REALLY bad.
elan_einlhander (2:01:43): Yeah, so you'll never even get into it, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:01:56): People are relentless about basketball.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:16): People who are really good at basketball deserve mad props.
elan_einlhander (2:02:22): Definitely.
elan_einlhander (2:02:33): And apparently two million dollars a year.
elan_einlhander (2:02:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:05): And, on a side note, the pop-ups on eBaums are ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (2:03:21): Glad I don't go there often.
elan_einlhander (2:03:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:33): Do you get pop-ups when I link you?
elan_einlhander (2:03:41): I don't think so.,
elan_einlhander (2:03:52): I do with, uh, what's-it-called
elan_einlhander (2:03:58): *snaps fingers over and over*
elan_einlhander (2:04:03): Newgrounds.
elan_einlhander (2:04:05): There we go.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:39): Speaking of sports and eBaums, I watched this video a hundred times back in the day, and I'm about to watch it 100 more times:
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:41): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=birdball.mpg
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:24): Bird getting hit by a baseball, and someone miraculously getting it on tape.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:31): Since it probably only happens about once every thousand years.
elan_einlhander (2:05:41): If even.
elan_einlhander (2:06:12): Still though, that guy getting hit by the parked car owned all.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:45): Yeah, best hit ever.
elan_einlhander (2:06:54): Clip doesn't seem to wanna play.
elan_einlhander (2:07:16): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (2:07:22): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (2:07:37): *tries saving it*
elan_einlhander (2:08:28): Wow, weird.
elan_einlhander (2:08:34): I saved it, and it's just stuck at the beginning.
elan_einlhander (2:08:44): Oh well, I'm sure it's hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:09:18): I kinda wanna watch that car-hit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:51): ~watching a hilarious foosball video, now~
vencabot_teppoo (2:09:59): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=foosball.mpg
elan_einlhander (2:10:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:11:05): Amazing how easily entertained I am.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:21): I swear to God, if I was playing that guy at a bar or something, I'd just be like, "...You son of a bitch." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:11:52): I'd slip him a twenty, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:11:55): And a slug in the jaw.
elan_einlhander (2:12:12): He deserves both.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:13): Did I show you those machine sculptures? Those pwned my soul.
elan_einlhander (2:12:19): No.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:44): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ag-machines.html
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:57): The wishbone was my favourite.
elan_einlhander (2:14:28): Wow, what the hell.
elan_einlhander (2:14:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:41): Some people are just mad geniuses.
elan_einlhander (2:14:55): And deserve Nobel Prizes.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:16): I was laughing my ass off at the wishbone one.
elan_einlhander (2:16:19): *watching Wishbone*
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:47): I was like, "Goooooo buuuddy!"
elan_einlhander (2:17:33): Oh SHIT.
elan_einlhander (2:17:41): I didn't realize it was dragging the thing along with it
elan_einlhander (2:17:42): No way
elan_einlhander (2:17:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:45): That's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:48): Yeah, that was the part that really got me, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:57): I was like "Shouldn't it have to stop soon?"
elan_einlhander (2:18:00): Hell no, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:15): They're all really good.
elan_einlhander (2:27:11): I am a GOD!
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:42): Biggest perk of playing as Broly is that insane rush you get off killing people.
elan_einlhander (2:27:47): Smashing their flailing bodies.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:50): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:56): And of being much bigger than them.
elan_einlhander (2:28:03): So much bigger.
elan_einlhander (2:47:22): They should make a Dragonball game.
elan_einlhander (2:47:23): I'd play it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:37): And probably hate it, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:47:44): Maybe so.
elan_einlhander (2:47:53): Or at least put more Dragonball characters in the Z games.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:47): I think I'm gonna try and get a few hours worth of sleep. Peace be shmizzle, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:00): Hail.
elan_einlhander (15:38:08): Yosh.
elan_einlhander (15:38:36): Working on my 150th star.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:46): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (15:39:28): How was schoolskee?
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:35): Typical. But now it's jam-time.
elan_einlhander (15:40:43): Is it now?
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:47): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:59): In David's "Shared and Stolen" folder, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:08): Ah, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:24): My folder's name tops that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:37): Oh yeah?
elan_einlhander (15:41:45): "Legally Stolen" folder.
vencabot_teppoo (15:41:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:06): P2P programs are ridiculous in their legality policy.
elan_einlhander (15:42:15): There's a policy? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:17): Because, god damn it, you can't fault them. No one can really say that they're illegal.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:32): The people that own the software may... MISUSE their program...
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:39): But the program itself is completely legit, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:42:44): Well of course.
elan_einlhander (15:43:08): what I get a kick out of, is in one of the DBZ movies I downloaded, it had a disclaimer "YOU MAY ONLY VIEW THIS IF YOU OWN THE AN ORIGINAL COPY."
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:17): Wow.
elan_einlhander (15:43:19): I was like "If I OWNED the movie, why the HELL would I be downloading it?"
elan_einlhander (15:45:01): [GUIDE] Darkmagic says 'Anyone here know C++?' [SAFE]<2051hp 2607sp 1713st> who darkm MATERIA MAGICA: Search Players Online .-------------------------------------------------------------------------. [69 :241 M Archon Social] Darkmist [_\THC/_] [60 :240 M Hero Towne ] Darkmagic [{Old Mofo's}] `-------------------------------------------------------------------------' Total matches: 2. [SAFE]<2051hp 2607sp 1713st> [GUIDE] Raerd says 'thats about what I used to get on school tests' [SAFE]<2051hp 2607sp 1713st> guide talk *rim shot* [7] guides heard you say, '*rim shot*'
elan_einlhander (15:45:05): That wasn't really funny.
elan_einlhander (15:45:09): Yet I still chuckled irl.
elan_einlhander (15:45:13): Why do I make myself laugh? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:40): Oh my God, the "black theme" for LimeWire. It's a skin that it comes with.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:52): It's so gothy and ridiculously difficult to see... I will now forever use it. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:46:08): There's themes?
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:21): Guess so. You can download some, but it comes with some, too. It's in View.
elan_einlhander (15:46:29): Hmm.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:38): Black theme rocks my socks, lol... since, as we all know, David is in love with grayscale.
elan_einlhander (15:46:42): Guess I'll check it out.
elan_einlhander (15:47:40): That is, if my computer decides it wants to open the program, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:52): Actually, I like the "LimeWire" theme the best.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:00): They're all pretty good, except for black, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:48:39): God DAMN.
elan_einlhander (15:48:44): Rainbow Ride is pissing me off SO BADLY.
elan_einlhander (15:48:47): This happens all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:57): If Doug could rape Rainbow Ride, he would.
elan_einlhander (15:48:58): I do GREAT the first time through, but die around 85 or so coins.
elan_einlhander (15:49:13): But then as soon as I try again, I start dying RIGHT AWAY, all the FUCKING TIME.
elan_einlhander (15:49:23): Falling off everything imaginable, only getting like 10 coins.
elan_einlhander (15:49:30): You'd think I'd get better each time.
elan_einlhander (15:49:31): Nope.
elan_einlhander (15:50:54): Black theme is sexy.
elan_einlhander (15:50:57): So fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:09): Lol. It's hard for me to see.
elan_einlhander (15:51:27): Well, let me try searching.
elan_einlhander (15:51:48): Yup, can see it fine.
elan_einlhander (15:51:52): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:04): Well good, we shouldn't use the same theme anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (15:52:12): Since we're close enough to being the same person as it is.
elan_einlhander (15:52:16): Agreed.
elan_einlhander (15:54:17): The amount of sheer lag this program gives me can't be right.
elan_einlhander (15:54:25): I must not have downloaded the right Java rthing.
elan_einlhander (15:54:30): thing*
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:33): God, LimeWire is godly compared to Kazaa. Lol. Funny how we would start typing those two messages at once.
elan_einlhander (15:54:41): No kidding.
elan_einlhander (15:54:52): I know LimeWire is cool, I'm almost positive it's my Java thing.
elan_einlhander (15:54:59): Kazaa didnt' even lag me like this.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:34): Well, I'm fairly certain that we use the same Java thing, which is still admittedly... gay, lol. Even to a Java enthusiast, but it's also just a beta version.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:57): With a lot of bugs... but point being that we have the same version, and my LimeWire doesn't lag me at all, except that it slows down my start-up, which I've noticed.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:01): But I can deal with that.
elan_einlhander (15:58:58): Gotta love how "End now" doesn't actually mean now.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:13): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:59:35): It just clicks on the little X box like you were already doing.
elan_einlhander (16:00:48): All right, let's figure out what Java shit I'm using.
elan_einlhander (16:00:55): First of all, what's your Java icon look like?
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:12): Java ICON? You mean, the cup of coffee?
elan_einlhander (16:01:19): Yeah, that thing.
elan_einlhander (16:01:20): I had that.
elan_einlhander (16:01:32): But now it's some box with diagonal arrow points.
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:40): Box with diagonal arrow points...
elan_einlhander (16:01:45): Wait, nevermind, that might not be it.
elan_einlhander (16:01:53): "jdk-1_5_0_01
elan_einlhander (16:01:54): "
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:02): Check your "add-remove programs"
elan_einlhander (16:02:05): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:31): My runtime environment is JS2E runtime environment 5.0, update 1.
elan_einlhander (16:04:57): That's exactly what I have, word for word.
elan_einlhander (16:04:58): *sigh*
elan_einlhander (16:05:04): Then I can't imagine what my problem is.
elan_einlhander (16:13:50): And now I got 93 coins and fell.
elan_einlhander (16:13:51): Mother fucker.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:02): Ouch.
elan_einlhander (16:18:31): I'm trying so hard not to get extremly angry.
elan_einlhander (16:18:39): because I will never win if I do, it always works that way.
elan_einlhander (16:18:57): I've already ripped the skin off my arm, but I didn't scream out random cuss words.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:02): Maybe you should take a break.
elan_einlhander (16:23:49): This game has now officially gotten a mouth full of my dick.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:09): lol
elan_einlhander (16:24:24): Now to find out what's on the castle.
elan_einlhander (16:28:49): Learned something new in DBZ.
elan_einlhander (16:28:53): If you didn't know.
elan_einlhander (16:29:37): If you press circle when picking some of the stages, instead of square, you go to the destroyed version of that stage.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:02): Sorry, got kidnapped by my mom.

2-17-05


elan_einlhander (3:27:10): Well, you're idle again, so how know's what you're doing.
elan_einlhander (3:27:18): I dunno if you were still planning to come over tomorrow or not.
elan_einlhander (3:27:22): You can.
vencabot_teppoo (13:26:13): I was still planning on coming over, but I got sick and I don't know how. I'll go over there on the weekend, whether you have work or not; I'll juar fo early and wake your stupid ass up.
elan_einlhander (13:48:17): Idle.
vencabot_teppoo (14:09:06): I was just off washing my face. What's up?
elan_einlhander (14:09:14): Way to be sick.
vencabot_teppoo (14:09:34): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (14:09:47): That's what you get for sleeping 20/7
vencabot_teppoo (14:10:13): I already feel a lot better, maybe even able to go to your house, but my dad wouldn't let me go after skipping school.
elan_einlhander (14:10:34): Shove your thumb up his ass.
vencabot_teppoo (14:10:42): I'll go over there on Saturday, unless you have... OTHER plans. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
elan_einlhander (14:10:53): Well I do work at 12.
vencabot_teppoo (14:10:57): Noon?
elan_einlhander (14:10:58): So you'll have to come hella early.
vencabot_teppoo (14:11:00): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (14:11:01): No, midnight
vencabot_teppoo (14:11:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:11:03): Jack-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (14:11:05): What about on Sunday?
elan_einlhander (14:11:05): Yes noon.
elan_einlhander (14:11:09): Even earlier.
elan_einlhander (14:11:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:11:15): So Saturday is your only gamble.
elan_einlhander (14:11:21): Unless you're gonna skip tomorrow and come.
vencabot_teppoo (14:12:38): Noon... Hm. Well, I could get up at six and do some stuff and actually get over there hella early, since I've been wanting to try getting up earlier on weekends...
vencabot_teppoo (14:12:55): At least with enough time to chill for three or four hours, longer if I don't decide to work out first.
vencabot_teppoo (14:13:01): But what would we do with more than four hours, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:13:15): Don't work out first, when you do that youre gonna pass out and you know it.
elan_einlhander (14:13:20): Or lose track of time.
elan_einlhander (14:13:23): Or get shot,I don't know.
elan_einlhander (14:13:27): Something stupid always happens.
elan_einlhander (14:13:31): Be here at eight.
elan_einlhander (14:13:32): Sharp.
vencabot_teppoo (14:13:36): <^>
elan_einlhander (14:13:36): I lock the door past that.
elan_einlhander (14:14:38): Now this means I have to get up extremely early.
elan_einlhander (14:14:45): God help me go to bed.
elan_einlhander (14:14:53): Well, sleep, not bed.
elan_einlhander (14:14:56): Bed doesn't mean sleep for me.
elan_einlhander (14:15:04): Bed means DS, usually.
vencabot_teppoo (14:15:31): Maybe you should throw your DS against a wall, and then go buy a new one on the next day.
vencabot_teppoo (14:15:32): :D
elan_einlhander (14:15:44): Like the Highlander did with his SP.
elan_einlhander (14:15:59): Except the wall was the floor.
elan_einlhander (14:16:06): And he didn't throw it, he dropped it.
elan_einlhander (14:16:09): And shattered it.
elan_einlhander (14:16:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:16:27): ~has never dropped his precious, precious SP~
elan_einlhander (14:16:51): ~hasn't either~
elan_einlhander (14:16:59): ~would commit tactical suicide if he did~
vencabot_teppoo (14:17:16): Tactical Suicide Action
vencabot_teppoo (14:17:25): Metal Gear Otacon
elan_einlhander (14:17:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:20:03): Spent four hours last night, in the pitch-black, watching Alysha, or however you spell that whore's name, play Resident Evil 4.
vencabot_teppoo (14:20:24): ...What?
elan_einlhander (14:20:39): She wanted to play her new Resident Evil 4 game, since it's her favourite game of all time.
elan_einlhander (14:20:46): So I said go for it, while we sat in Highlander's basement.
vencabot_teppoo (14:20:55): Is that Highlander's girlfriend?
elan_einlhander (14:20:56): But I guess when she plays, she insists on turning off all the lights.
elan_einlhander (14:20:57): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (14:21:00): For dramatic effect?
elan_einlhander (14:21:05): To get in the mood, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:21:09): Who, up to this point, has been nameless? Lol. Yeah, I guess.
elan_einlhander (14:21:24): It didn't scare Doug, but it DID make him sleepy.
elan_einlhander (14:21:27): Extremely sleepy.
elan_einlhander (14:21:29): Dark makes me sleepy
elan_einlhander (14:21:29): Lol
elan_einlhander (14:21:37): Watching her kill cult guys, endlessly.
elan_einlhander (14:21:43): Surprisingly no zombies.
elan_einlhander (14:21:46): Just cult guys.
elan_einlhander (14:22:07): The game looked almost identical to Devil May Cry.
vencabot_teppoo (14:22:14): Weird.
elan_einlhander (14:22:25): Like, how the character's were drawn.
elan_einlhander (14:22:26): Oh, wait
elan_einlhander (14:22:32): Was Devil May Cry a Capcom game?
vencabot_teppoo (14:22:37): Yep.
elan_einlhander (14:22:44): Maybe that's why.
elan_einlhander (14:22:47): Characters*
elan_einlhander (14:23:23): Went to Arby's, and while I don't really care for Arby's food above any other fast food places.
elan_einlhander (14:23:33): It's hard not to be delighted by the thought of five sandwhiches for five dollars.
vencabot_teppoo (14:23:44): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:24:29): Mmm, daiquiri.
vencabot_teppoo (14:24:56): ...Daiquiri?
elan_einlhander (14:25:03): Drinking a Lizard Lava Sobe.
elan_einlhander (14:25:11): And it's strawberry daiquiri flavoured.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:13): Ah. Yeah, that flavor is the shit.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:26): Wasn't I with you that one time I bought one?Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:25:34): Yup, when we walked to that gas station.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:36): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (14:25:37): And David got a cold Sobe.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:40): For whatever reason.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:43): Why were we down there?
elan_einlhander (14:25:46): I think we wanted ice cream?
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:48): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (14:25:49): So we headed to DQ?
elan_einlhander (14:25:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:53): But it was closed.
vencabot_teppoo (14:25:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:25:59): So went to QD, instead.
elan_einlhander (14:26:05): Which is hilarious now that I'm typing it out.
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:12): No, not really.
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:26:17): DQ, QD, ah ah?
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:20): Goddamned snow.
elan_einlhander (14:26:24): Yeah. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (14:26:25): Little white sons of bitches.
elan_einlhander (14:26:34): We flabberghasted the new guys.
elan_einlhander (14:26:39): Highlander, Thomas Speer, and I.
elan_einlhander (14:26:54): The new pussies stick up by the wall, and push five or six carts at a time.
elan_einlhander (14:27:09): I pushed a 56 cart train uphill and they look over and go "WOAH DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK."
elan_einlhander (14:27:12): It was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:27:17): Little nerd man, showing up the wannabe tugs.
elan_einlhander (14:27:18): thugs*
elan_einlhander (14:27:22): They're thugs, or so they think.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:27): Such thugs.
elan_einlhander (14:27:32): And my flabby ass is ten times stronger.
vencabot_teppoo (14:27:59): Doug can, and will knock one of their asses out one day in one punch.
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:28:08): One flick of my finger even.
vencabot_teppoo (14:28:48): Some people are really bored with their searches on LimeWire, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:28:53): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:06): They know that the word-order of a search makes no difference, so they use the most ridiculous word order.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:19): "of suey system live chop down"
elan_einlhander (14:29:28): Rofl, I should start doing that.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:31): I've seen a lot of people doing that shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:40): I'm like, "God, how long have you HAD this program?"
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:29:51): Where searching in NORMAL order BORES you?
vencabot_teppoo (14:30:27): Hey, do you know how to monitor incoming searches?
elan_einlhander (14:30:33): Not really.
vencabot_teppoo (14:31:08): Go to Monitor and at the top where it says, "Incoming Searches," check the "show" box. See if my search comes up. I'm gonna type in: "ball broly z dragon movie"
vencabot_teppoo (14:31:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:31:24): All right.
elan_einlhander (14:31:32): Let me start it up, though.
elan_einlhander (14:32:51): All right, it's ready, go for it.
elan_einlhander (14:32:59): Woah, look at all the shit spilling in.
elan_einlhander (14:33:00): Rofl
elan_einlhander (14:33:03): anal david avi
vencabot_teppoo (14:33:07): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (14:33:13): Someone is searching for that.
vencabot_teppoo (14:33:25): But... it only brings up searches that relate to what you have in your shared file...
vencabot_teppoo (14:33:29): :O
elan_einlhander (14:33:32): assfuck gangbang initiations
elan_einlhander (14:33:33): ...
elan_einlhander (14:33:34): :O
elan_einlhander (14:33:49): That can't be right, since a lot of this stuff makes no sense.
vencabot_teppoo (14:33:51): ~hopes you don't have incriminating movies of him getting anally raped.. or something~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:33:52): Holes in head dvd
vencabot_teppoo (14:34:05): Maybe some of your stuff has really weird descriptions, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:34:07): So many sex searches, jesus.
elan_einlhander (14:34:09): I'm guessing so.
elan_einlhander (14:34:16): 'Cause I seriously have nothing like that, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:34:23): Only visuals I even have are anime.
vencabot_teppoo (14:34:25): I always get "milf hunter" searches and don't know why, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:34:32): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (14:34:41): My God it's all comeong so fast.
elan_einlhander (14:34:45): This is why the internet scares me.
elan_einlhander (14:34:52): cole kyla nude
elan_einlhander (14:34:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (14:34:58): *thought it said Kayla*
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:06): Did "ball broly z dragon movie" ever come up?
elan_einlhander (14:35:10): I... don't know.
elan_einlhander (14:35:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:35:17): Do it again, but make it in all caps.
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:38): There.
elan_einlhander (14:35:52): Pussy scan up close, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (14:35:59): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (14:36:09): Still waiting on DBZ, nothing yet.
elan_einlhander (14:36:48): sex in kitchen r.kelly
elan_einlhander (14:36:50): Awesome
vencabot_teppoo (14:36:54): I also wanna try one other experiment. Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (14:37:21): Go to Search and select "direct connection" on the bottom tag.
vencabot_teppoo (14:37:56): Then type in 192.168.0.2
elan_einlhander (14:37:58): Hang on, kinda freezing up.
vencabot_teppoo (14:38:02): That's my IP. Okay.
elan_einlhander (14:38:52): Doing it.
elan_einlhander (14:39:19): Could not browse host 192.168 etc
vencabot_teppoo (14:39:27): It says that I'm behind a router, so I can't receive direct connections... lol. I don't see how that could be the case. Aw mayne.
vencabot_teppoo (14:39:37): Does it say that for you, too, on the "Got Friends?" thing?
vencabot_teppoo (14:39:55): Right above where you're supposed to type in the IP address?
elan_einlhander (14:40:06): Well
elan_einlhander (14:40:23): It has the IP address description thing.
elan_einlhander (14:40:29): But the winder the came up is in the center.
elan_einlhander (14:40:34): Could not browse blah blah blah.
vencabot_teppoo (14:41:04): Okay. Whats your IP address? If you don't know, you can go to START, RUN, type in CMD.EXE, then type in "ipconfig" and hit enter.
vencabot_teppoo (14:41:05): :D
elan_einlhander (14:41:41): Hang on, lagging so bad.
vencabot_teppoo (14:43:08): ava.
vencabot_teppoo (14:43:11): ...
vencabot_teppoo (14:43:18): Maybe you should try downloading a PREVIOUS version of Java, is what I meant to say.
elan_einlhander (14:44:11): Find me a link and I will, that site has too much crap for me.
vencabot_teppoo (14:44:19): Okay, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:44:40): My IP is 68.255.62.50
vencabot_teppoo (14:44:42): I'll download it, too.
vencabot_teppoo (14:46:55): Alright, go delete Java... again. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:47:27): ~hates not having the MOST ADVANCED version of ANYTHING... but this beta version just ain't cuttin' it~
elan_einlhander (14:47:48): Oh, that was silly, it already provided my IP in the LimeWire window.
elan_einlhander (14:47:52): oopsie.
vencabot_teppoo (14:47:55): It did? Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:47:57): Anywho, I should uninstall, yes?
elan_einlhander (14:48:00): Java, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:02): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (14:48:11): All right.
elan_einlhander (14:48:26): *shuts down vile LimeWire*
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:39): Go idea.
vencabot_teppoo (14:48:41): ...Good idea.
vencabot_teppoo (14:49:03): Man, removing the JDK is taking forever, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:51:24): JUST NOW able to go uninstall it.
elan_einlhander (14:56:47): Rofl, my stuff turned Japanese on me.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:53): ...What?
elan_einlhander (14:57:27): The window showing the uninstallation.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:57:44): How weird.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:49): Maybe you accidentally downloaded the Japanese version of Java.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:00): It's right next to the English download button, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:33): https://sdlcweb4d.sun.com/ECom/EComActionServlet;jsessionid=95B6AA8B752ED2052704EA49959EFC92
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:39): When the uninstall is complete, go there.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:40): But not before.
elan_einlhander (14:58:58): Now, just so we're clear.
elan_einlhander (14:59:13): I'm removing this Java crap via the Add or Remove Programs thing on the control panel, right?
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:16): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:05:40): Vencabot_Teppoo: Me and Doug are downloading the previous version of Java, since version 5.0 made us sad. :o(
elan_einlhander (15:05:47): What the hell.
elan_einlhander (15:05:54): It won't let me download.
vencabot_teppoo (15:05:59): What does it say?
elan_einlhander (15:06:08): Windows 2000 & XP Platform (100.59 MB) was downloaded completely at 2/17/05 12:58 PM. See FAQ for more information. 
elan_einlhander (15:06:17): And has no download button for me to click.
elan_einlhander (15:06:22): And it's in red, while the others are in blue.
elan_einlhander (15:06:28): I swear I just uninstalled it all.
elan_einlhander (15:06:36): Wait
vencabot_teppoo (15:06:38): Oo;; Did you look through your entire Add & Remove programs thing?
elan_einlhander (15:06:39): That's today
elan_einlhander (15:06:42): That's impossible
elan_einlhander (15:06:44): Lol, yeah I did.
elan_einlhander (15:06:48): For anything Java oriented.
vencabot_teppoo (15:06:54): Okay, try going to java.sun.com
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:00): On the far right, click "Downloads"
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:04): Left.
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:05): I mean.
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:39): Then, on the top drop-down menu, go down to the first "1.4" thing below Java 5.0, which is at the top, and select "all platforms."
vencabot_teppoo (15:07:43): Then, hit the "go" button.
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:01): Then, click the button on the right that says, "1.4 SDK."
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:24): Maybe it gave you that error because I sent you the link, rather than letting you go get it yourself.
elan_einlhander (15:08:35): Download J2EE 1.4 SDK?
elan_einlhander (15:08:36): That?
vencabot_teppoo (15:08:37): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:08:59): There we go.
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:05): It works now?
elan_einlhander (15:09:17): It's downloading, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (15:09:19): Guut.
vencabot_teppoo (15:11:45): oh my gawd install is takign 4evr
vencabot_teppoo (15:14:27): WOw.
vencabot_teppoo (15:14:41): I just saw a gremlin run from inside of my cereal box to inside of my computer.
vencabot_teppoo (15:14:56): That was the best hallucination ever, if it really was a hallucination... and it had to be.
elan_einlhander (15:15:17): I hope.
vencabot_teppoo (15:15:32): But I swear I heard the sounds of his feet against the insides of the cereal bag.
vencabot_teppoo (15:15:42): ...Oh well. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:15:46): Pour some milk in there, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:15:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (15:15:50): That'll get 'im.
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:05): He ran right next to my computer and now he's gone.
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:12): Which makes me believe that he must be inside.
elan_einlhander (15:16:21): A fair assumption.
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:30): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (15:16:41): I was like, "...Is a fruit-loop rolling out of the bag?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:17:02): *hearing crinkling of movement, then seeing a little green thing RUN out of the bag and right up to his computer*
vencabot_teppoo (15:17:25): ~leans down to look at where it ran to, and nothing there except for his drive~
vencabot_teppoo (15:17:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:19): Reason number 44 why Java is the best programming language ever: You can bundle java files in something called a "Java Archive," or "JAr," for short.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:27): So, you can put a bunch of java files in a jar.
vencabot_teppoo (15:18:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:21:49): All right, finally downloaded, now to install, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:08): Man, Wendy's now sells bowls of fruit.
elan_einlhander (15:22:16): Like, fresh fruit?
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:20): Large bowls of large fruit, and a cup of yogert to dip them in.
elan_einlhander (15:22:23): ...
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:24): Yes, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:25): Kick-ass
elan_einlhander (15:22:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:33): The yourgurt did it for me.
elan_einlhander (15:22:34): ..
elan_einlhander (15:22:36): Yougurt
elan_einlhander (15:22:37): ...
elan_einlhander (15:22:39): Yogurt
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:42): Yougurt
elan_einlhander (15:22:45): Fun word
elan_einlhander (15:22:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:49): *saying it out loud*
vencabot_teppoo (15:22:50): I said "yogert," didn't I. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:22:53): You did
elan_einlhander (15:22:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:23:33): ~forks a grape, then dips it in yogurt and consumes it... again proving that Wendy's isn't your typical fast-food place~
elan_einlhander (15:23:49): Too bad their patties got so small. :(
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:00): Dad: "Would you like a Wendy's bowl of fruit?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:08): I assumed he meant cup of mandarin oranges, so I said "yeah."
vencabot_teppoo (15:25:14): But no, it's a big bowl of fruit. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:25:35): That's awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:26:09): Oh shit, you just reminded me.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:09): With grapes, pineapple, honeydew and some other kind of melon./
elan_einlhander (15:26:11): I bought grapes.
elan_einlhander (15:26:19): ShizZAM.
elan_einlhander (15:26:36): *throws his Sun Chips out the WINDOW and goes for grapes*
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:45): Dragon Court loads like a beast now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:26:53): But no Java console... ~liked the Java console~ :o(
elan_einlhander (15:26:56): Like a good beast?
elan_einlhander (15:26:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:03): Took about two seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:09): Compared to the 2 minutes that I'm used to, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:27:13): Rofl, awesome.
elan_einlhander (15:27:16): *excited now*
vencabot_teppoo (15:27:48): ~hopes they fix goddamned Java 5.0 soon~
elan_einlhander (15:28:04): *doubts he'll ever download it again*
elan_einlhander (15:28:06): *scarred for life*
elan_einlhander (15:28:28): Ever had the urge to smash your empty SoBe bottle over somebody's head?
elan_einlhander (15:28:33): Like, full-force?
vencabot_teppoo (15:28:46): Yep. They DO have good heft.
elan_einlhander (15:29:15): I keep patting my palm with it.
elan_einlhander (15:29:26): Holding it by the neck, swinging.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:07): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (15:30:22): What's wrong?
elan_einlhander (15:30:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:29): "LimeWire was unable to load the Java Runtime Environment. Please download the newest version from java.sun.com."
elan_einlhander (15:30:36): ...
elan_einlhander (15:30:38): Uh oh.
elan_einlhander (15:30:43): Did we just get jacked?
vencabot_teppoo (15:30:46): >:(((((
elan_einlhander (15:30:58): So wait, I'm confused.
elan_einlhander (15:31:05): We HAD the newest version.
elan_einlhander (15:31:07): But wasn't it a Beta?
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:11): Doug. Java 5.0 has a bug in it...
elan_einlhander (15:31:17): *blink*
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:28): Where anything programmed in Java 5.0 can't be played on any other runtime environment than 5.0.
elan_einlhander (15:31:39): ...
elan_einlhander (15:31:42): That's insane.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:48): Meaning that LimeWire 4.4.4 must've been programmed in 5.0.
elan_einlhander (15:31:59): ..
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:06): ~siiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs and finishes playing a day's worth of Dragon Court...~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:32:09): Man, fuck me, up the ass.
elan_einlhander (15:32:27): So we HAVE to use shitty Java 5.0?
elan_einlhander (15:32:37): If we wanna use Limey?
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:45): Guess so.
elan_einlhander (15:32:49): Fuck that.
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:04): It isn't so much of a problem for me as it is for you, since it lags you so bad. All it means for me is waiting quite awhile to play Dragon Court, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:33:31): I'm done with LimeWire for a while, then.
elan_einlhander (15:33:37): I don't need downloads that badly.
elan_einlhander (15:33:47): If I REALLY need something, I'll get it from you.
elan_einlhander (15:34:37): I officially hate Java.
elan_einlhander (15:34:39): Sorry David.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:09): I'll get it from LimeWire, and I can give it to you. AW MAYNE.
vencabot_teppoo (15:35:15): Doug hates Java... :o(
elan_einlhander (15:35:32): I know you love Java and all, but I'm in cold-blooded hatred mode now.
elan_einlhander (15:35:47): If Java was a living, breathing woman. I'd rape her and slit her throat.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:37): Yeah, Java 5.0 is gay.
elan_einlhander (15:36:56): *sighs* Should I even bother re-downloading that.
elan_einlhander (15:37:05): I'm not gonna use LimeWire either way.
elan_einlhander (15:37:15): But who knows when I'll need the newest version of Java again.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:16): Nah. Most people don't have the newest version.
elan_einlhander (15:40:14): I think the chaos is over.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:21): ?
elan_einlhander (15:40:25): My computer has stopped SCREAMING
elan_einlhander (15:40:35): The instillation, lol, got a little laggy toward the end.
elan_einlhander (15:44:31): I just filled my empty SoBe bottle with sweet, delicious Tropicana orange juice.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:39): Lol..
elan_einlhander (15:44:57): Because beverages taste better in glass bottles.
elan_einlhander (15:45:03): And it saves me extra dishes, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:06): elan_einlhander: Nice avatar, by the way. rootxero: lol
elan_einlhander (15:47:10): *loves saying that*
elan_einlhander (15:47:21): It's a good ice-breaker too.
elan_einlhander (15:47:25): "Hey, nice avatar."
elan_einlhander (15:47:28): "Hey thanks man."
vencabot_teppoo (15:48:02): It is, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:49:04): Highlander's mom is more of a bitch than mine.
elan_einlhander (15:49:06): Believe it or not.
vencabot_teppoo (15:49:19): Wow.
elan_einlhander (15:49:35): She calls her kids fags, and talks to them like they're garbage.
elan_einlhander (15:49:47): And just lays in her chair all day smoking.
elan_einlhander (15:49:50): So fat.
elan_einlhander (15:49:50): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (15:51:07): Wow, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (15:51:12): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (15:52:35): Oh shit, my brother has been here.
elan_einlhander (15:52:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:52:40): He's still here, I didn't realize.
elan_einlhander (15:52:45): I look behind me, he's passed out on my bd.
elan_einlhander (15:52:46): bed*
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:19): lol
elan_einlhander (15:54:25): Lol, John and I also convinced the new guys we're gay, it seems.
elan_einlhander (15:54:30): It's never been so awesome to be gay.
elan_einlhander (15:54:34): And that's a great quote.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:55): ;p;/
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:57): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:00): Nicely done.
elan_einlhander (15:55:25): "What're those long-haired hippies doing together, they're ALWAYS together."
elan_einlhander (15:55:30): I know they're saying that, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:55:40): Especially with the constant homosexual reference myself, Thomas, and John make.
vencabot_teppoo (15:55:49): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:55:49): Good times right there.
elan_einlhander (15:56:40): I kinda wish I woulda waited to get my SP.
elan_einlhander (15:56:45): I want one of those NES controller ones.
elan_einlhander (15:56:51): But I obviously won't buy another one.
elan_einlhander (15:56:58): When I bought mine, those weren't out.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:27): Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:58:41): So uh, now what are you doing? Writing?
elan_einlhander (15:58:46): Or still DC.
vencabot_teppoo (15:58:49): I'm experimenting with Java, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:58:51): Ah.
elan_einlhander (15:58:57): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:08): Hey, this is for your benefit.
elan_einlhander (15:59:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:59): Man, they fucked Java 5.0 up bad.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:07:17): So I'm hearing.
elan_einlhander (16:07:32): But it's okay, 'cause I still have Dragonball Z.
elan_einlhander (16:20:00): Must... get... Saibaman...
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:25:16): Damn it
elan_einlhander (16:25:20): Got another sparkling item.
elan_einlhander (16:25:23): That I already had.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:33): It's weird. Some Java programs take forever to load, and some don't.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:45): ~_~
elan_einlhander (16:28:58): -_-
elan_einlhander (16:44:19): God I fuckin' hate Dan.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:25): ?
elan_einlhander (16:44:41): Always giving me so much shit over nothing, refusing to listen to ANYTHING
elan_einlhander (16:44:55): He will argue a point he KNOW is wrong, just so he won't have to ever admit being even remotely incorrect.
elan_einlhander (16:45:16): Knows*
elan_einlhander (16:51:19): Kenny prays 'i want to get out of here' 
elan_einlhander (16:51:21): Kenny, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:49): If only the concept of "Kenny" could be applied to everything in life.
elan_einlhander (17:02:31): My grandpa bought Dan a $105 cell phone and put him on his calling plan or whatever.
elan_einlhander (17:02:43): How gay is that.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:30): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (17:03:45): I wouldn't care so much if he did it for Dave too.
elan_einlhander (17:05:56): Oops, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:06:04): *accidentally started installing Kazaa*
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:22): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:07:40): Kazaa has been in my Legally Stolen Folder all this time, it seems.
elan_einlhander (17:07:43): Like, the .exe for it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:50): Weird, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:08:06): I double-clicked it, since it said "kmd_blahblah.exe"
elan_einlhander (17:08:19): And found out that meant "Kazaa Media Desktop"
elan_einlhander (17:08:37): Crafty bastards.
vencabot_teppoo (17:09:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:09): I'm gonna go chill with John for a bit. I'll see you later tonight, probably.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:22): I'll be back within two hours, prolly.
elan_einlhander (17:10:22): Chill with... John.
elan_einlhander (17:10:24): Okay.
elan_einlhander (17:10:27): Have fun with that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:29): Guess who's back.
elan_einlhander (19:36:39): My penis?
vencabot_teppoo (19:36:49): As far as I knew, Doug, your penis never left.
elan_einlhander (19:37:04): Well, it got cold.
elan_einlhander (19:37:12): So it left for a while.
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:22): To find some chick's ass.
elan_einlhander (19:37:29): And plug it.
elan_einlhander (19:37:31): Like a potato.
elan_einlhander (19:37:47): *watches History of Trunks again in the time you were gone*
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:38:13): wachted, that is.
elan_einlhander (19:38:21): So, what did you and the John-meister do?
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:28): Played Kingdom Hearts.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:48): I needed some inspiration for my story. I was feeling blah, and I couldn't just listen to music because I'm deaf in one ear.
elan_einlhander (19:38:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:39:00): Loser.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:02): So I thought I'd go and chill with John, and play some video games.
elan_einlhander (19:39:09): I see.
elan_einlhander (19:39:15): I need a game to focus on.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:17): And sure 'nuff, I'm feelin' ready and rarin' to write.
elan_einlhander (19:39:26): I gotta get back into Star Ocean or something.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:37): Star Ocean has good fighting, but a boring story, it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:43): Long, long periods of boring-ness.
elan_einlhander (19:39:58): It's fighting isn't as good as I expected.
elan_einlhander (19:40:04): Very short fights, bad targeted.
elan_einlhander (19:40:08): ToS was actually better.
elan_einlhander (19:40:14): But I wanna play it.
elan_einlhander (19:40:55): They need to make some good DS games, since Nintendo are so far idiots and only making remakes.
elan_einlhander (19:41:07): There's Rayman, Mario Kart, Mario 64.
elan_einlhander (19:41:16): There's a Sonic game coming out, I hope that holds some water at least.
elan_einlhander (19:42:27): ROFL
elan_einlhander (19:42:31): I love Ed Edd and Eddy so much.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:23): The episode with Ed's plan.
elan_einlhander (19:43:28): Devouring Mr. Yum Yum.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:43): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:54): I kinda wanted to play FFVIII, but turns out Koree has it.
elan_einlhander (19:45:58): For.. whatever reason.
vencabot_teppoo (19:46:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:46:42): I want a Tactics remake, actually.
elan_einlhander (19:46:46): Just a port of the old game.
elan_einlhander (19:46:49): Onto my SP or DS.
elan_einlhander (19:47:03): That would keep me busy for a long, long time, and I could bring it to work.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:11): Yeah, that'd be 1337.
elan_einlhander (19:47:29): I woulda enjoyed that more than FFTA, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:43): Such a shame.
elan_einlhander (19:48:31): Hey, they tried.
elan_einlhander (19:48:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:48:35): *gives them a C for effort*
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:48): It wasn't a terrible game, at least.
elan_einlhander (19:49:10): Heavens no.
elan_einlhander (19:49:17): We just expected a LOT.
elan_einlhander (19:49:25): People that are new to the genre woulda flipped.
elan_einlhander (20:01:06): Doug, scrolling quickly through a walktrough, can't even see the words.
elan_einlhander (20:01:20): Yet somehow "Battle Cock" makes him do a double-take and scroll back up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:59:04): hm, huge plot twist in Star Ocean.
elan_einlhander (20:59:09): Sorta interested now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:40): Fabulous.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:45): This is me caring.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:47): :DDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:00:11): Sure it's not a goofy-ass smile one too many?
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:37): :o(
elan_einlhander (21:00:49): Aw, gonna cry baby?
elan_einlhander (21:00:53): Baby gonna cwy?
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:00): :'o(
elan_einlhander (21:01:05): baby bitch.
elan_einlhander (21:02:58): Seems my taxes have been done.
elan_einlhander (21:03:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:03:05): I guess someone got bored and did them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:10): ...Wow. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:17): What a kind gesture.
elan_einlhander (21:03:23): my mom got the forms sent to her, and they were over there for a few weeks.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:25): Unless they jipped you out of an insane amount of money.
elan_einlhander (21:03:36): So I guess Kim got bored and just did them, so now all I gotta do is sign it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:40): Cool.
elan_einlhander (21:03:43): What insane amount of money?
elan_einlhander (21:03:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:03:49): I make like eighty bucks a week.
elan_einlhander (21:03:58): My tax return won't be something to brag about, lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:11): *gets a five in the mail*
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:37): A five?
elan_einlhander (21:05:49): Five bucks
elan_einlhander (21:05:50): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:12): Nice avatar.
elan_einlhander (21:07:24): I should check through all of my files for porn.
elan_einlhander (21:07:32): maybe Dan downloaded some garbage and I don't know of it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:38): Did you ever send that avatar to the chick that needed it so desperately?
elan_einlhander (21:07:40): And that's why I got so many pron searches, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:07:44): No actually, she wasn't on.
elan_einlhander (21:08:06): porn*
elan_einlhander (21:08:17): Dan was like "Mmm, pussy scan, DOWNLOAD."
elan_einlhander (21:08:21): Except then he went
elan_einlhander (21:08:28): "Wait, I'm gay, I'm actually into COCK ROCKETS!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:08:48): *Lols at himself*
elan_einlhander (21:10:08): How goes the writing? Still INSPIRED?
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:34): Doug, my IMAGINAAAATION has been freed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:42): ~Spongebob reference~
elan_einlhander (21:10:45): Like a RAINBOW?
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:52): Like a gay, gay rainbow.
elan_einlhander (21:10:53): *has seen that episode, oddly enough*
elan_einlhander (21:10:59): Rainbows are gay.
elan_einlhander (21:11:00): Says Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:11:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:04): ~was at your house when he saw it~
elan_einlhander (21:11:10): ~awesome~
elan_einlhander (21:12:14): Hm, what to have for today's meal
elan_einlhander (21:12:23): I haven't really eaten today, other than my earlier light snacking.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:21): Doug, you have inspired me to go all-out and make soup, lol. Brb.
elan_einlhander (21:13:48): Son of a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:24): And of course, by soup... I mean bagel and singular microwaved burritto.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:28): *LEGENDARY*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:30): *LAZINESS*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:37): *OF THE HERNANDEZ CLAN!!!*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:39): :D
elan_einlhander (21:36:45): Lol, yeah you guys are pretty lazy.
elan_einlhander (21:36:48): not that I'm much better.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:08): Doug practically IS a Hernandez.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:13): Doug was right at home in our house, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:27): 'Cept for the bags of garbage, that pushed it for me.
elan_einlhander (21:37:31): *cleaned house* :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:01): Lol, I can't believe I cleaned up that portion of your house.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:26): Doug had a Kim moment.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:38): ~Doug wakes up one day, looks around...~
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:41): D:
elan_einlhander (21:39:05): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:20): "Sometimes, I wake up in a cold sweat!:
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:30): "Oh my... Oh, wait, Kinkos. Thank goodness."
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:37): "That will NOT remain singular."
elan_einlhander (21:40:02): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:18): Mom came over yesterday.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:24): So we burned Mitch Hedburg onto CD.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:28): And played it on the PS2.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:41:03): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (21:51:47): Feels like I just got a rock shoved up my ass.
elan_einlhander (21:51:48): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:02): How awesome. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:22): It hurts, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:41): Doug, just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:52:50): *does so*
elan_einlhander (22:13:56): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:14:13): i got a sandwhich, a pickle, like eight cookies, milk, ramen, and an open bag of Sun Chips.,
elan_einlhander (22:14:15): When Doug eats
elan_einlhander (22:14:16): he eats.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:07): He does.
elan_einlhander (22:15:38): Lol, i can't take Keanu Reeves seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:15:46): I think that's how his name is spelled.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:11): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:43:27): Food is SO GOOD.
elan_einlhander (22:43:29): Jesus damn.
elan_einlhander (23:11:06): Shut your ass up.
elan_einlhander (23:23:08): Lol, girl won't eat Jell-O because she's hell-bent on what it's made of.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:20): Yeah, that happened to me with donuts, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:31): DoUGHnuts, David.
elan_einlhander (23:23:35): God damn.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:36): When I was a kid, I didn't eat donuts for, like, two years because I learned that yeast was a living thing.
elan_einlhander (23:23:49): Doug's argument.
elan_einlhander (23:23:56): "I love Jell-O, mmm."
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:58): That's all
elan_einlhander (23:23:59): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:24:08): Strawberry Jell-O is my junk.
elan_einlhander (23:24:10): Jello
elan_einlhander (23:24:13): Whatever
elan_einlhander (23:24:17): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:25): I think it is "Jell-O," although I always just say jello.
elan_einlhander (23:24:31): I wouldn't care if it was made of my own fecal matter.
elan_einlhander (23:24:38): It looks fun as hell, and tastes good.
elan_einlhander (23:24:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:41): I'm SET.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:47): Jell-O is the name of the product, but jello is the common verb of what it is, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:24:52): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:13): jello n : fruit-flavored dessert (trade mark Jell-O) made from a commercially prepared gelatin powder [syn: Jell-O] 
elan_einlhander (23:25:30): *looked at dictionary.com too*
elan_einlhander (23:25:32): *bastard*
elan_einlhander (23:25:51): I looked for gelatin.
elan_einlhander (23:26:40): Man, Budweiser is such a sweet beer.
elan_einlhander (23:26:43): Surely my favourite.
elan_einlhander (23:26:49): Since it tastes SO much better than other beers.
elan_einlhander (23:27:01): And by that I mean, it tastes like cat piss, just like every other beer.
elan_einlhander (23:27:11): Forgive my completely contradictory meaning.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:21): There's an angry villiger guy in Resident Evil 4 with a chain saw.
elan_einlhander (23:28:25): Who does a one-hit kill.
elan_einlhander (23:28:27): By touching you.
elan_einlhander (23:28:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:28:34): It goes into a scene where he saws your head off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:38): Yay.
elan_einlhander (23:28:49): Apparently there's a lot of guys like that.
elan_einlhander (23:28:57): Random one-hit kill situations.
elan_einlhander (23:28:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:40:34): There's a pile of marijuana in my desk.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:42): No.
elan_einlhander (23:40:46): Or maybe cat nip
elan_einlhander (23:40:48): I'm not sure.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:04): Weird.
elan_einlhander (23:41:16): Only one way to find out!
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:30): No, seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:41:38): Kodora : *hands you a book!* elan_einlhander: *burns it*
elan_einlhander (23:41:41): I'm awesome
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:17): All of my Gameboy games have disappeared, this is gay.
elan_einlhander (23:42:24): It's inevitable, but still.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:42:50): Gameboy games disappear.
elan_einlhander (23:43:09): Though sweet, sweet DS games come in durable plastic cases, like PS2 and Gamecube games.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:17): Wow, sweet.
elan_einlhander (23:43:30): Yeah, I was surprised.
elan_einlhander (23:43:36): But it makes sense, since the games are CHIPS
elan_einlhander (23:43:43): Not cartridges, not discs.
elan_einlhander (23:43:45): Chips.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:48): ...Chips?
elan_einlhander (23:43:54): You haven't seen one? Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:47): Nope.
elan_einlhander (23:45:05): Hmm, better fix that.
elan_einlhander (23:49:43): Or not.
elan_einlhander (23:49:49): Doug doesn't feel like seeking a picture.
elan_einlhander (23:49:53): this is why I need a digital camera.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:13): Well, I AM gonna go over there on Saturday. I can wait, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:50:29): I GUESS.
elan_einlhander (23:50:37): I need a new game, though.
elan_einlhander (23:50:44): Not for DS, since it's all shit.
elan_einlhander (23:51:10): I'm tempted to get a Ratchet&Clank or Jak game.
elan_einlhander (23:51:28): Ratchet and Clank looks pretty fun.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:40): Could be.
elan_einlhander (23:52:14): I'm kinda in the mood for a "traditional" RPG, though.
elan_einlhander (23:54:12): I could start TACTICS AGAIN.
elan_einlhander (23:54:17): FOR THE EIGHTY BILLIONTH TIME.
elan_einlhander (23:54:18): :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:29): I was thinking about that, lol, but my CD is fucked up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:35): Meaning I need to buy a new one. :o(
elan_einlhander (23:54:44): You could pry get one for like ten bucks, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:48): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:54:50): I'll check for it tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:57:29): We should go out and party tomorrow night.
elan_einlhander (23:57:40): Lol, wouldn't it be awesome if you just left like that.
elan_einlhander (23:57:45): "See yah Dad, going out tonight."
elan_einlhander (23:57:52): "Okay buckaroo, wear your jacket."
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:54): Something's been worrying me.
elan_einlhander (23:59:10): Every time I'm with Highlandra, she talks about how she doesn't think she could stay with John, because of his mother.
elan_einlhander (23:59:12): Since of how she acts.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:29): Well, that's kinda an excuse.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:41): It is, but Doug is still the last one she talks to, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:46): Next day, they break up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:52): Jigga WHA?
elan_einlhander (23:59:54): John: "You were the last one she was with."
elan_einlhander (23:59:55): No no
elan_einlhander (23:59:55): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:59:58): I'm saying, what IF.

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vencabot_teppoo (0:00:01): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:08): That'd suck.
elan_einlhander (0:00:13): 'Specially since I wanna touch her boobies.
elan_einlhander (0:00:15): Good quote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:18): Doug, let me tell you something... that I'm sure you already know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:32): Guys and girls can... NOT. Can NOT, EVER, EEEEVER...
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:36): Be "just friends."
elan_einlhander (0:00:39): Duh
elan_einlhander (0:00:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:50): You're asking for trouble by hanging out with the Highlander's girlfriend all the time as it is.
elan_einlhander (0:00:54): I am sexually attracted to every girl I talk with over a period of time.
elan_einlhander (0:01:02): I don't, I hang out with John, but she's... there.
elan_einlhander (0:01:06): She like lives at his house.
elan_einlhander (0:01:08): So she drives it.
elan_einlhander (0:01:11): When we were "alone"
elan_einlhander (0:01:13): She was driving me home
elan_einlhander (0:01:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:16): Yesterday.
elan_einlhander (0:01:35): That's why it was so weird when she "hung out"
elan_einlhander (0:01:39): I don't wanna "hang out" with a girl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:39): You guys are all too buddy-buddy, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:44): I wanna have sex with her.
elan_einlhander (0:01:50): But!
elan_einlhander (0:01:57): I will not dump the Highlander, because of his girlfriend.
elan_einlhander (0:02:01): Girls are stupid enough as it is.
elan_einlhander (0:02:05): Note I used the word dump.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:05): Awesome quote.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:24): And that goes into David's profile.
elan_einlhander (0:02:27): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (0:02:34): I hope Kayla reads it.
elan_einlhander (0:02:35): And nags me.
elan_einlhander (0:02:44): Since she hasn't been on my case since the last time I relayed stuff to you.
elan_einlhander (0:02:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:22): elan_einlhander : What up nigga. Vencabot_Teppoo: sos nigga u Vencabot_Teppoo: same ol shit no wat im sayin haha elan_einlhander : psht u noe how i is elan_einlhander : haha ya nigga ya
elan_einlhander (0:03:24): 'Cause I wasn't respecting her privacy.
elan_einlhander (0:03:36): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:48): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:50): It's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (0:03:58): We are awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:05:10): And that avatar is silly.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:28): It is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:40): Thankfully, the comic uses an MS-font, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:44): So I could easily replicate it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:47): Perfectly.
elan_einlhander (0:05:51): I noticed.
elan_einlhander (0:05:57): Good thing he doesn't, like, draw in the letters.
elan_einlhander (0:05:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:09): He uses "Comic-Sans," lol. Bolded and italicized.
elan_einlhander (0:06:23): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:29): Since it's a comic, I guess.
elan_einlhander (0:07:30): You want to the be the devil Dante?
elan_einlhander (0:16:59): TERORRIST COMMERCIAL
elan_einlhander (0:17:00): AHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (0:17:01): I LOVE THIS
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:07): ...What? Lol. Oh, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:17:15): "If you're not home, should we go to the neighbor's house?"
elan_einlhander (0:17:21): "What if we're at soccer practice?"
elan_einlhander (0:17:25): *cracking up so bad irl*
elan_einlhander (0:26:02): You!
elan_einlhander (0:26:08): What are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:19): Finishing up some writing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:30): You?
elan_einlhander (0:26:44): Waiting for you to finish it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:58): For what? Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:08): Avatarage.
elan_einlhander (0:27:10): Unless I can do it.
elan_einlhander (0:27:13): Which I'll be trying.
elan_einlhander (0:30:53): No go, always ends up blurry for me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:16): Yeah, it's a pain to figure out how to unblurrify it. All you can do is try different sizes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:46): If shrinking it to about an inch doesn't work, try bigger and bigger, at small intervals. Also make sure that the height and width of the pic are the same.
elan_einlhander (0:33:48): Uh
elan_einlhander (0:34:03): When I tried to adjust it, in inches, it like shrank down that much, but didn't take the pic with it.
elan_einlhander (0:34:12): So all I can see now is the top-left corner of the pic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:15): Yeah, you have to shrink using the "Stretch shrink."
elan_einlhander (0:34:20): Hm.
elan_einlhander (0:36:52): wELL
elan_einlhander (0:36:54): Er
elan_einlhander (0:36:55): Well
elan_einlhander (0:37:02): I've got the image to one inch by one inch.
elan_einlhander (0:37:04): and it's not blury.
elan_einlhander (0:37:09): that usually your size?
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:21): Yeah, that's the exact size of an avatar, as the other person sees it.
elan_einlhander (0:37:31): Welp, I'll try it out first then.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:47): Sometimes, even that isn't enough to make it come out perfect.
elan_einlhander (0:37:57): We shall see.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:11): For SOME reason, my "THIS AVATAR IS SILLY" avatar came out great.
elan_einlhander (0:38:32): What the FUCK
elan_einlhander (0:38:37): It got distorted when I saved it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:45): What did you save it as?
elan_einlhander (0:38:53): A GIF, the same thing that the strip was in.
elan_einlhander (0:39:11): Fuuuckin' gay.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:15): Yeah, but GIFs become more and more distorted as you change and save them.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:22): Same with JPGs.
elan_einlhander (0:39:24): Well, what would you suggest then?
elan_einlhander (0:39:26): PNG?
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:26): PNG.
elan_einlhander (0:40:25): Still distorted, and smooshed.
elan_einlhander (0:40:26): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (0:40:42): Pry 'cause I already saved it as a GIF, then again as a PNG.
elan_einlhander (0:41:01): I know what I'll do for the smooshedness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:06): smoosh ( P ) Pronunciation Key (smsh) tr.v. Informal smooshed, smoosh?Eing, smoosh?Ees To squash or mash: ?gSome particularly unhappy homeowners have tried to scrape the ladybugs off their walls, or worse, smooshed them?h
elan_einlhander (0:41:16): Thank you David.
elan_einlhander (0:41:18): I needed that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:43:56): Lol, ow
elan_einlhander (0:43:57): wow*
elan_einlhander (0:44:02): I managed to smoosh it in the other way.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:33): Blah, the pic is too far over to the right.
elan_einlhander (0:45:43): I can't 'squre' it right.
elan_einlhander (0:45:55): And still include a good amount of the picture.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:19): Well, I'm really close to being done with this story. I can give it a try before going to bed, if you want.
elan_einlhander (0:46:32): Nah, I'm done with it, no use in us meddling over it.
elan_einlhander (0:46:38): Thanks though, Gizzle.
elan_einlhander (0:47:58): You know what would REALLY throw people off.
elan_einlhander (0:48:06): Me making my avatar an actually picture of myself.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:48:26): "Who is THAT."
elan_einlhander (0:48:31): "It's MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:34): elan_einlhander: See my avatar? That's an awesome avatar. elan_einlhander: you need to be able to say that, and have other people say that. elan_einlhander: About your own.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:53:57): O meed .p
elan_einlhander (0:53:58): ..
elan_einlhander (0:54:00): I need more*
elan_einlhander (0:54:04): internet based abilities.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:12): Like programming.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:16): Or avataring.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:19): Like programming, or avataring.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:30): Maybe you should make a web-comic, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:40): I wouldn't have the dedication, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:42): Or the humour.
elan_einlhander (0:54:45): I'm funny, but not like that.
elan_einlhander (0:55:05): And Koree doesn't need more comics nourishing his obsession.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:18): Lol. Such an obsession.
elan_einlhander (0:55:49): Or
elan_einlhander (0:55:56): I could start a CHAT ROOM OR BLOG...THING.
elan_einlhander (0:56:17): And get my own Pagan God name.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:17): :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (0:56:22): Bloggius.
elan_einlhander (0:56:27): Bloogula.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:28): I was gonna say Bloggis, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:31): Bloggula*
elan_einlhander (0:56:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:47): Blogula would be awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:52): Except that Doug hates blogs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:00): And would have nothing to blog about, not that anyone does.
elan_einlhander (0:57:01): David, what are you talking about
elan_einlhander (0:57:03): I LOVE blogs.
elan_einlhander (0:57:18): I love the deep, intimate thoughts involved, the commentary, the credibility.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:45): I wonder if penis enlargement could be considered mutation.
elan_einlhander (0:58:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:53): *ADD*
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:00:39): Round 3 of newb training tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:02): Yay.
elan_einlhander (1:01:11): Final round I believe.
elan_einlhander (1:01:18): Saturday they're on their own.
elan_einlhander (1:01:38): They've already mastered the art of standing up against the wall for an hour instead of working.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:16): A skill that they will call on for a long time to come.
elan_einlhander (1:02:31): Oh, rofl, I didn't tell you about the stupid one yet.
elan_einlhander (1:02:37): Stupid guy asks me if he can smoke.
elan_einlhander (1:02:40): I say during his break, and outside.
elan_einlhander (1:02:44): it later occured to me
elan_einlhander (1:02:46): How old is he?
elan_einlhander (1:02:49): So Igo out later.
elan_einlhander (1:03:02): He's supposed to be working, John and I find him waaaaaaay the fuck at the end of the lot, by a tree.
elan_einlhander (1:03:16): We head over there, he starts coming up with a lit cigarette, and says "We can smoke, right?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:03:26): I'm like "...NO, you're not on a break!"
elan_einlhander (1:03:28): And then I say
elan_einlhander (1:03:33): "Wait wait, are you 18?"
elan_einlhander (1:03:37): "No man, I'm 17."
elan_einlhander (1:03:46): Lol David.
elan_einlhander (1:03:46): L
elan_einlhander (1:03:47): o
elan_einlhander (1:03:48): l
elan_einlhander (1:04:04): I was like "You're gonna be fired if ANYONE sees you, even if you're on a break."
elan_einlhander (1:04:16): And then, he comes in, and is drinking a Dew, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:20): Again not on a break.
elan_einlhander (1:04:28): This guy can't last long.
elan_einlhander (1:04:47): Now I want a Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:09): Reminds me of Koree's comic, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:23): A guy comes up behind a coworker, who's staring at a computer screen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:30): "Hows it going?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:42): "Oh, ya know, checkin' some code, drinkin' a Dew."
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:46): "Dear God, no!"
elan_einlhander (1:05:52): Wait wait
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:53): Some guy comes up behind them, "WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!"
elan_einlhander (1:05:56): I think I've seen that
elan_einlhander (1:05:57): I HAVE
elan_einlhander (1:05:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:03): I love that, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:06:04): it was, Angst Technology zI believe.
elan_einlhander (1:06:06): I*
elan_einlhander (1:06:19): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:06:25): Or junk, as I've come to call it.
elan_einlhander (1:06:28): My common phrase now is
elan_einlhander (1:06:33): "Trunks is my junks."
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:06:52): I remember how Kyle would write down a lot of my quotes.
elan_einlhander (1:06:57): Because I saw some awesome things.
elan_einlhander (1:07:08): We'd be outside, I'd say something he sweet.
elan_einlhander (1:07:11): He'd be like "WAIT"
elan_einlhander (1:07:16): And pull out a little notepad.
elan_einlhander (1:07:19): Then write it down
elan_einlhander (1:07:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:35): Lol. So awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:11:15): I've decided I'd like to buy a new coat.
elan_einlhander (1:11:24): Mine is in shreds.
elan_einlhander (1:11:39): The last button popped off.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:42): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (1:11:43): So I can't even button it up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:49): Maybe it's time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:56): Time to hold your coat closed...
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:58): With a belt.
elan_einlhander (1:12:03): To burn it like I did my favourite pair of jeans.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:04): Then two.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:07): Then three.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:12:13): Then a million fuckin' belts.
elan_einlhander (1:12:39): As the hater pointed out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:57): As he will so be called.
elan_einlhander (1:13:47): If I had a few spare black belts, I'd so do that right now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:23): Go into work tomorro. "....Doug, what the hell."
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:24): It'd be pretty bad-assed.
elan_einlhander (1:14:41): I'd be like "You are looking at THE MOST awesome coat in existance."
elan_einlhander (1:17:21): Big O, SHOOOOW TIME!
elan_einlhander (1:17:25): *ground rumbles*
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:37): That never makes sense
elan_einlhander (1:17:54): No matter where he is, and no matter where Big O is, he just calls him and he BUSTS UP through the ground.
elan_einlhander (1:19:21): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:19:29): Nina Williams from Tekken has her own game now.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:37): ...WHAT?!?!
elan_einlhander (1:19:54): I think it's called zero degree or something.
elan_einlhander (1:29:34): I should start talking to your mom without a shirt on.
elan_einlhander (1:29:38): So she'll think I don't have any.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:45): And get me another long-sleeved one.
elan_einlhander (1:29:52): :D
elan_einlhander (1:32:51): Did you go outside at al today?
elan_einlhander (1:32:54): all*&
elan_einlhander (1:32:56): *
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:11): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:33:18): M'kay.
elan_einlhander (1:43:11): How goes the writing? Think it's good?
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:25): Hellz yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:43:32): Sweetness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:10): And now, editting process 1 begins, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:23): Huzzah.
elan_einlhander (2:28:18): Kekeke.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:26): DAMMIT, VADER.
elan_einlhander (2:28:34): Kekekekekeke.
elan_einlhander (2:28:36): Lol>
elan_einlhander (2:28:38): Love that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:28:43): That one is great.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:31): There, editting process #1 complete. Tomorrow, I'll read through it one more time and then get some peer-editting on it, and ADDITION #4 SHALL BE COMPLETE.
elan_einlhander (2:36:14): Oh
elan_einlhander (2:36:14): OH
elan_einlhander (2:36:16): That's my cue.
elan_einlhander (2:36:19): KICK-ASS DUDE.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:27): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:36:39): You finished with all kinds of time to spare, too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:45): Oh yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:37:00): Hey, and nothing is as cool as the sound of someone hitting my window.
elan_einlhander (2:37:05): Doesn't scare me or anything.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:09): ...What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:21): It sounded like someone just hit my window.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:58): Probably just some stupid cat... or snow falling off of your roof... or something.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:05): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (2:38:25): Or a CHAINSAW WIELDING MANIAC WEARING A BURLAP SACK OVER HIS HEAD!
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:39): OMFG
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:39): OMFG
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:43): FOGMD ~ruins away~
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:49): David runs away.
elan_einlhander (2:38:54): Not Doug
elan_einlhander (2:38:54): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:54): "Ruins away," actually.
elan_einlhander (2:39:01): Op, sure enough.
elan_einlhander (2:39:06): Ruins all over the place.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:11): God dammit, Dad just got home.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:27): Right before I could go to bed, so now I get the, "young buck, stayin' up too late. I expect you at school tomorrow!" talk.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:34): Thanks a lot, Doug.
elan_einlhander (2:39:39): ...What? Fuck you dude.
elan_einlhander (2:39:40): Lo
elan_einlhander (2:39:41): l
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:55): You should TOTALLY DROP OUT AND STICK IT IN HIS FACE!
elan_einlhander (2:39:56): :DDDD
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:11): Stick it to the man, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:40:12): Be like "How yah like THAT."
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:22): We're having a pizza party tomorrow for absolutely no reason.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:29): So dropping out will have to wait.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:40:41): Oh well hell.
elan_einlhander (2:40:45): Fuck dropping out, PIZZA.
elan_einlhander (2:40:50): I would stay in school for pizza, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:00): I should go in for pizza, in fact.
elan_einlhander (2:41:04): Into David's class.
elan_einlhander (2:41:07): Wait, what class?
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:15): Hear that, school system? Doug wouldn't have dropped out if they woulda offered him more pizza.
elan_einlhander (2:41:16): *bets engliush*
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:17): Calculus.
elan_einlhander (2:41:18): english*
elan_einlhander (2:41:19): Aw
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:28): Anyway, peace be shmizzle, and to all a SAAAATAN.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:43): Lol, see yah.

2-19-05


vencabot_teppoo (7:50:26): Well, looks like its gonna rain. I hope it does... rain is better than snow. Maybe not for Doug, though, since he has to work. ~_~ I have Monday off of school, and I think you have Mondays off of work sometimes. Offline message me either way.
elan_einlhander (7:59:05): I do have Monday off work.
elan_einlhander (9:39:03): I'm starting to think "Looks like it's going to rain" translates to "I'm not coming."
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:04): It's going to rain DOES translate as "I'm not coming."
elan_einlhander (22:45:14): Great to know, now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:52): Sorry, I should've clarified. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:46:02): You should've came, as planned.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:23): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:31): Toonami doesn't have as many commercials as other channels, but it doesn't play the show for as long, either.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): I had to remove your "you've made my cock smile" quote. It gave too many people nightmares, and I had to fit in: Dad Hernandez: "Poor guys, always gettin' Herpes... Girls too."
elan_einlhander (22:57:23): Kay.

2-20-05


elan_einlhander (1:20:59): Black people need to shut the hell up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:07): ?
elan_einlhander (1:21:24): Too much comedy is flooded with black people talking about how black people do this or that.
elan_einlhander (1:21:29): I don't even find it funny anymore.
elan_einlhander (1:21:31): The dark times are over.
elan_einlhander (1:21:33): Get the fuck over it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:11): Racism was funny when I was younger, but now racism doesn't do it for me anymore. It has to be CLEVER racism.
elan_einlhander (1:22:11): Just thought I'd say that.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): That's what I'm saying.
elan_einlhander (1:22:23): It's the same shit every time now.
elan_einlhander (1:22:28): It has no shock value.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:29): Not, "white people walk like this, black people walk like this."
elan_einlhander (1:22:30): It's just annoying.
elan_einlhander (1:22:32): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:37): "White people talk like this, black people talk like this."
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:50): "White people do this when the cops pull them over, black people do this when the cops pull them over."
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:57): I just got that joke, too.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:00): Those three jokes are in almost every racial sketch, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:02): On Comedy Central.
elan_einlhander (1:23:06): Yeah, and I hate them.
elan_einlhander (1:23:57): Sexism is starting to get pretty dull too.
elan_einlhander (1:24:13): "I'm stepping up for women everywhere, showing them that we can DO IT TOO.":
elan_einlhander (1:24:14): Gee, no shit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:15): But not if it's about vioalence.
elan_einlhander (1:24:22): I forgot it wasn't 1949 anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:25): Vioalence, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:28): Oh heavens no, violence is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:35): Especially against women.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:44): But not enough comics do that, because it's STILL taboo.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:08): Who was that one comic that talked about abusing his family? That guy cracked me the fuck up... Man, how do I look something like that up.
elan_einlhander (1:25:34): That one Mexican guy talked about beating his kids.
elan_einlhander (1:25:38): George Lopez.
elan_einlhander (1:25:53): Dunno if you meant someone that recent.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:59): I'm thinking of the guy who said,
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:08): "We spend more money on feeding our PETS than we do feeding the homeless."
elan_einlhander (1:27:16): I've heard that quote.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:17): "This is why, I believe we should keep the homeless as pets."
elan_einlhander (1:27:18): No idea who said it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:29): David's Yahoo! search: comedian "more money feeding our pets"
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:35): Search Results:
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:46): Did you mean: comedian "moremoney feeding our pets"?
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:54): David: "...No. That space was in there on purpose."
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:03): Because moremoney is a word and all.
elan_einlhander (1:29:58): Heh, I should put that in my profile.
elan_einlhander (1:30:03): "Black people need to shut the hell up."
elan_einlhander (1:30:06): Wonder if I'd get harassed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:06): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:09): I would second that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:18): I would if I weren't so undercover online.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:19): Or ~I~ could put it in MY profile.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:21): Quoting YOU.
elan_einlhander (1:30:23): Feel free.
elan_einlhander (1:30:42): Even though it's breeching my privacy, which is this year's no-no, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:08): No sin greater than quoting someone else without asking them.
elan_einlhander (1:31:28): Over and over, even knowing it upsets them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:29): But it's so hard to tell which quote to sacrifice for this new one, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:46): hANG ON.
elan_einlhander (1:32:48): ..
elan_einlhander (1:32:49): Hang on*
elan_einlhander (1:33:32): I don't actually find that last one very funny.
elan_einlhander (1:33:36): Either that or our nigga fest.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:52): Yeah, maybe you had to be there for the Dad Hernandez one, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:03): I'm guessing so.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:14): There was some advertisement on TV for getting rid of canker sores.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:33): And he said in the most sympathetic tone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:43): "Poor guys, always gettin' Herpes... Girls too."
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:53): Yeah, his voice would probably help in the matter.
elan_einlhander (1:36:09): Rebecca is going to England, for real this time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:15): Wow.
elan_einlhander (1:36:17): She's using her tax return to get a plane ticket and leave.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:29): I applaud that, just because I applaud completely insane travel.
elan_einlhander (1:36:32): And I made a great quote about her getting raped and left in a back-alley English slum.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:36): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:36:38): I can't remember the exact words.
elan_einlhander (1:36:48): But the concept of an English slum made me chuckle.
elan_einlhander (1:36:53): No one else found it funny, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:54): Yeah, same here.
elan_einlhander (1:36:59): Since rape isn't funny.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:03): Never.
elan_einlhander (1:37:08): 'Cept always.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:15): Except for that one time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:18): Which is all time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:29): I seriously hope she never comes back.
elan_einlhander (1:37:34): Since I have to move there soon.
elan_einlhander (1:37:39): Not to England.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:53): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:03): As the song goes, Doug don't wanna go to London.
elan_einlhander (1:38:26): I hope this guy turns out to be a total bum, as I suspect, and she can never get enough money to come home.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:31): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:38:38): She talks to the guy all day online, so it occured to me, how can he have a good job?
elan_einlhander (1:38:43): A good one, anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:55): Maybe he's a professional internet predator.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:02): Good money in that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:20): Maybe he owns www.irapedandkilledthisgirl.co.uk .
elan_einlhander (1:39:33): The British wing of my web-ring.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:37): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:41:05): I'm getting a decent tax return.
elan_einlhander (1:41:15): About $275.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:22): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:29): I scored $8 today. :D
elan_einlhander (1:41:34): For taxes?
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:40): Yes, Doug. For taxes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:45): No, for helping my uncle Noe with some stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:49): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:13): ~loves punctuation~
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:20): ~because you can sense his sarcasm, even typed~
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:26): "Yes, Doug. For taxes."
elan_einlhander (1:42:48): I appreciate it, since you're the only person I talk to who fully uses punctuation, spelling, and capitalization.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:53): Vencabot_Teppoo: Okie madokibetamon.
elan_einlhander (1:43:17): Something Kayla did have going for her.
elan_einlhander (1:43:21): Grammar.
elan_einlhander (1:43:34): Retarded social capitilazation, but still.
elan_einlhander (1:43:36): I'll let it slide.
elan_einlhander (1:43:42): Well, obviously I won't.
elan_einlhander (1:43:46): If she were a normal person I would.
elan_einlhander (1:43:50): Oh, another good quote from me.
elan_einlhander (1:43:59): "She'd be pretty cute if she weren't so butt-ugly."
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:56): Koree has inspired me to do the Silent Hill remix of my avatar, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:55:21): The game is freaking him out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:25): It is.
elan_einlhander (1:57:33): My mom was freaking out because my father put her down as his emergency contact.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:54): ...What?
elan_einlhander (1:58:07): He went in for surgery again, he had a prosthesis a long while back.
elan_einlhander (1:58:12): And she's his emergency contact.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:51): I don't understand why she is so shocked.
elan_einlhander (1:58:57): He has no family anymore, who else would he put
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:13): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:14): Me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:22): Of age.
elan_einlhander (1:59:53): Son of a bitch.
elan_einlhander (2:00:03): Invert it.
elan_einlhander (2:00:06): Then I'll tolerate it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:22): Oh no, I was just showing off my VGC avatars to someone else.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:23): Loll.
elan_einlhander (2:00:26): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:02): My favorite is "This avatar is silly," though.
elan_einlhander (2:01:45): I like the SP one.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:56): Yeah, lol. That one is cool.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:12): If only we could use those faces as emoticons, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:43): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (2:02:47): With the missing tooth.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:50): ~gets inspiration for another VGCA~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:05): Even tying an acronym to them now.
elan_einlhander (2:07:29): Serge reprimanded this girl at work for sexually harassing me.
elan_einlhander (2:07:33): If you want to believe that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:48): Wow, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:49): Scary.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:55): Because now he might hammer down on you.
elan_einlhander (2:09:35): She touches us guys.
elan_einlhander (2:09:36): A lot.
elan_einlhander (2:09:42): Like, huggy touchy strokey lovey crap.
elan_einlhander (2:09:53): None of us said anything to Serge, he just noticed.
elan_einlhander (2:10:15): Friday, she was all running her hands down my sides while talking about something.
elan_einlhander (2:10:21): And she bugs the hell out of me.
elan_einlhander (2:10:41): Nice avatar, by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:47): Thanks, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:01): I figured out how to fix the pixelation problem.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:25): Turns on, some of my avatars become pixelated because, when you convert something to a PNG, it automatically becomes fewer pixels.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:42): So, when I THINK I'm saving a pic that's 1 inch by 1 inch.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:52): It's really .85 inch, so Yahoo! has to stretch it.
elan_einlhander (2:11:59): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:14): However, if I save it as a PNG right away, I can accurately see what size it is as I change it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:23): Instead of just saving as a PNG as the last step.
elan_einlhander (2:12:43): Hm.
elan_einlhander (2:12:57): But what about when it blurrs while still in Paint?
elan_einlhander (2:13:03): Not just in Yahoo!?
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:21): Oh, that I can't help, lol. You mean, when you stretch or shrink?
elan_einlhander (2:13:29): No
elan_einlhander (2:13:31): When I save.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:33): Or when you save as a JPG? Newer versions of Paint have-
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:45): Yeah, when you save as a JPG in MSPaint, it automatically distorts the image.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:19): If you wanna be a bitch and not use PNGs, you'll need to download Paintshop Pro or some other JPG-converter program that lets you choose how much you want to compress the image.
elan_einlhander (2:14:34): I don't mind using JPGs.
elan_einlhander (2:14:35): Er
elan_einlhander (2:14:37): PNGs.
elan_einlhander (2:14:51): I just need to remember to save it as that from the get-go.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:00): JPGs and GIFs need to die right away.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:03): For PNGs are king.
elan_einlhander (2:31:09): I would kill my wife.
elan_einlhander (2:31:11): i'm pretty sure.
elan_einlhander (2:31:13): I'm*
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:33): I don't doubt it.
elan_einlhander (2:31:50): Only a matter of time, really.
elan_einlhander (2:32:34): I'll decide it was all my worst idea ever, and instead of working out a divorce, I'll end up killing her.
elan_einlhander (2:36:15): That's a good movie name.
elan_einlhander (2:36:19): "Diary of a Mad Black Woman."
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:42): Doug, if this works, you may just have to kiss my Pagan God-ish ass.
elan_einlhander (2:38:00): Uh
elan_einlhander (2:38:02): Kay.
elan_einlhander (2:51:03): Man, Koree is getting stupid, I swear.
elan_einlhander (2:51:12): rootxero: hows R&C? elan_einlhander: Pretty good, haven't hit any snags yet. rootxero: snags? rootxero: there are no snags elan_einlhander: Like, getting stuck. elan_einlhander: Almost. elan_einlhander: But not quite. rootxero: stuck? elan_einlhander: .. elan_einlhander: Nevermind.
elan_einlhander (2:51:24): R&C being Ratchet and Clank.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:40): "I HATE MICROSOFT.....I quit using IE after spending 2 days trying to get rid of some spyware that shouldn't have got in in the first place, and at the time, I was already sick of cleaning cookies and temp files everyday. I started using Firefox and I haven't had any trouble since. No unwanted cookies or popups, barely any temp files, and Firefox runs at least twice as fast as IE. So **** on MS. I just ordered Linux to replace windows.....Gates can go smoke a turd in h*ll.!"
elan_einlhander (2:55:13): I find it hilarious that people can be so stupid.
elan_einlhander (2:55:18): Do you have any such problems?
elan_einlhander (2:55:23): Does IE make you hate your life?
elan_einlhander (2:55:34): "Twice as fast"
elan_einlhander (2:55:37): Retard.
elan_einlhander (2:56:08): IE's not that bad, it's like a neutral.
elan_einlhander (2:57:08): Oh well.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:52): I think I'm gonna re-install WMP 9.
elan_einlhander (2:58:02): Why for?
elan_einlhander (2:58:07): I haven't had any problems with 10.
elan_einlhander (2:58:14): That I can think of.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:18): I can't play certain MP3 files.
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:26): That damn "this codec is not supported" error comes up.
elan_einlhander (2:58:31): Ah, that.
elan_einlhander (2:58:39): But do you really think an older version will fix that?
elan_einlhander (2:58:43): I'm not sure how this all works.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:22): According to a lot of people, WMP10 is still in beta, and there are quite a few bugs.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:37): A lot of people are having trouble playing certain media files, and a lot of people are going back to 9.
elan_einlhander (2:59:38): I never would have guessed had it not been for the sudden rise of codec problems.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:41): I'm starting to really hate beta.
elan_einlhander (2:59:43): Hm.
elan_einlhander (2:59:46): Well David.
elan_einlhander (2:59:47): The word beta.
elan_einlhander (2:59:48): Lol
elan_einlhander (2:59:58): We're not supposed to be using betas as our primes, they're for testing.
elan_einlhander (3:00:06): But I was never aware it WAS a beta.
elan_einlhander (3:00:17): Well, install it, and if the files work, let me know.
elan_einlhander (3:00:19): And I'll go back.
elan_einlhander (3:01:02): Gay betas wrecking our computer lives.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:18): Especially betas for things that were fine to begin with.
elan_einlhander (3:01:24): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:01:30): Really fine.
elan_einlhander (3:01:32): Nearly perfect fine.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:35): I could've waited for WMP10. Just take your goddamned time and fix it yourself.
elan_einlhander (3:01:42): Yeah, no kidding.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:50): They release betas for this reason: So people can run into problems, report the problems, and they can fix them.
elan_einlhander (3:01:52): It wasn't like there was much to look forward to.
elan_einlhander (3:02:17): I could understand if it had been like, a really long time since there was an update, and they were all kinda of crazy new features to test.
elan_einlhander (3:02:20): But this isn't the case.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:46): Same with Java. Java was fine. Nothing was wrong with it.
elan_einlhander (3:02:55): And now we're all in a rut.
elan_einlhander (3:03:02): Fucked with new Java, fucked with old Java.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:06): Sure, Java 5.0 supposedly has a bunch of cool new features, but we could've waited.
elan_einlhander (3:03:14): Nothing I'm peeing my pants over.
elan_einlhander (3:03:21): Java still got everything done.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:24): They shoulda taken another year or two to find all of the damn bugs.
elan_einlhander (3:03:37): Instead of perpetually screwing us over.
elan_einlhander (3:03:40): I used that word wrong.
elan_einlhander (3:03:44): I think.
elan_einlhander (3:03:47): *mutter*
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:06): Apparently, WMP 10 has an automatic roll-back feature.
elan_einlhander (3:04:11): Meaning?
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:34): Meaning that you don't even need to re-download WMP9, like I tried to do. I guess it anticipated that some people would hate 10, so it can just roll back.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:49): I'm gonna restart. See you in a few seconds, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:53): Well
elan_einlhander (3:04:56): I'm goin' to bed.
elan_einlhander (3:04:58): So just bye.

3-24-05


elan_einlhander (12:09:59): Oh glory glory, I am online, on MY computer.
elan_einlhander (12:23:14): Son of a BITCH.
elan_einlhander (12:23:20): The Spyware is COMING BACK.
elan_einlhander (12:23:28): HE DIDN'T FIX MY COMPUTER. AHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (17:48:39): And the last message I get from Doug is "ahhhh!"
elan_einlhander (19:37:01): *mutter*
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:10): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (19:37:28): Looks like I'll be reformatting anyway. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): That sucks. ~_~
elan_einlhander (19:38:13): I spent about three hours today copying Yahoo! archives to notepad.
elan_einlhander (19:38:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:38:37): Wow, that's a pain in the ass, lol. I did that too, just with Ericka, I think. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:38:37): Just in case.
elan_einlhander (19:38:46): I haven't gottan to our archive yet.
elan_einlhander (19:38:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:38:53): I'm only halfway down the list.
elan_einlhander (19:38:58): gotten*
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:00): Holy shit, Doug. Lol. They should really have an easier way to do th-
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:02): Wait.
elan_einlhander (19:39:20): They probably do.
vencabot_teppoo (19:39:21): Why don't you just go to your Yahoo! file, copy the archive files, and then put them back IN the file, if you reformat.
elan_einlhander (19:39:48): I thought I checked, and something stopped me.
elan_einlhander (19:41:37): ....
elan_einlhander (19:41:39): Well son of a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:42:00): <*>
elan_einlhander (19:42:03): I looked in the wrong place.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:28): Good thing good ol' David is so on-the-ball.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:33): With his sweet, sweet avatar.
elan_einlhander (19:42:40): Well
elan_einlhander (19:42:43): They're data files.
elan_einlhander (19:42:55): I wonder if "re-loading" them will really do it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:01): I'm sure it will.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:08): Sounds good to me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:09): :D
elan_einlhander (19:43:13): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (19:43:24): It took me like an hour just for your missedcriticalhit days.
elan_einlhander (19:43:31): I don't even wanna think about the actual VR.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:43:32): VT*
elan_einlhander (19:43:33): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:33): I'm such a nerd, I'll play a gay online RPG if I just start it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:47): Made a character in this game called "hidden worlds." It's pretty bad. I could make a way better RPG.
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:15): My friend Mehboob hasn't responded to my e-mail yet about the problem with my chat-room. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:20): But his name is still awesome.
elan_einlhander (19:45:33): Mehboob, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:53): I wish I knew him IRL, so I could have someone smack him so I could say, "Quit smackin' Mehboob."
elan_einlhander (19:46:10): *was thinking of a joke VERY similar to that*
vencabot_teppoo (19:46:26): Dear Sir/Madam Thank you for contacting Netgear Support. My name is Mehboob 
vencabot_teppoo (19:46:36): Goddamn outsourcing.
elan_einlhander (19:46:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:47:00): I was readng through our StarCraft days.
elan_einlhander (19:47:03): What the hell was our problem?
elan_einlhander (19:47:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:47:11): The game doesn't seem THAT hard.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:20): Lol. Such good times.
elan_einlhander (19:47:29): Such good times of being OBLITERATED by the enemy.
elan_einlhander (19:47:32): So hard-core.
elan_einlhander (19:47:34): Why? Lol
elan_einlhander (19:47:56): Except just recently, when we FINALLY won.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:03): Remember that time I made that frickin' HUGE wall of cannons and we won only because YOU kept taking the hits while I built the wall.
elan_einlhander (19:48:20): Yes, that's the first time we won, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:48:26): David built an impenetrable fortress.
elan_einlhander (19:48:35): The only reason he could being because Doug was a living target.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:39): I was like in a canyon, lol. I just blocked off the entrance but you were way closer to the enemy, and they, like, never attacked me.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:57): And when we won, you could hardly do anything because your forces were so demolished. You were like, "AAAAAH!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:14): And then, after you had taken care of most of them, I just walked in, finished them off, and gave the peace sign. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:49:26): Rofl, yeah.
elan_einlhander (19:49:33): One of these days, we need to beat them fair and square.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:57): I've seen Cameron do it. It's crazy. ~_~ Seems like it takes fun out of the game, lol. I like messing around.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:09): Cameron's a machine when he plays, clicking at lightning speed, all stressed out, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:50:13): Well, I just mean beating two computers, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:50:22): Since we seriously did only beat the ONE that time.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:37): Oh yeah, lol. Me and Cameron took three computers on, and he beat them all WHILE protecting my stupid ass, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:51:04): I swear the Protoss are infinitely superior to all the races, though.
elan_einlhander (19:51:07): It's weird.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:08): I kept getting demolished and he kept rushing in at the last minute to save me, and would then help me make a new base on the area where he desotryed some enemy base.
elan_einlhander (19:51:13): I don't want to use them, but they're so damn good.
elan_einlhander (19:51:24): In the expansion, you start the game as them, instead of Terran.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:33): Yeah. Terran and Zerg are about equal.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:48): Protoss is better than both of them, but not by that much... but still noticably better.
elan_einlhander (19:51:50): Terran are really fuckin' hard to defend.
elan_einlhander (19:51:53): They are a MOBILE race.
elan_einlhander (19:52:11): The only static defense you're gonna get is an ass-load of siege tanks and missle turrets.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:26): Sweet, sweet siege tanks.
elan_einlhander (19:52:29): Protoss, cannons will cover ALL of your needs, and with the Zerg they have the cheap and quickly built colonies to defend.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:32): Nukes are useless, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:52:44): Nukes are ONLY good for the campaign I'ven oticed.
elan_einlhander (19:52:50): 'Cause I had to kill cerebrates.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:52): Nukes have one use: fucking with your enemy once they're too weak to defend themselves.
elan_einlhander (19:52:53): Which can't move or attack.
elan_einlhander (19:53:09): The Zerg have an upgrade for their ultralisk now...
elan_einlhander (19:53:11): David
elan_einlhander (19:53:12): This thing
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:18): Bastards.
elan_einlhander (19:53:19): It took down three siege tanks and three goliaths
elan_einlhander (19:53:21): But wait
elan_einlhander (19:53:24): It did this while
elan_einlhander (19:53:32): Being shot at by EIGHT siege tanks and TWELVE goliaths.
elan_einlhander (19:53:43): In siege MODE, mind you.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:46): Holy shit. I have the expansions, but never played any campaigns.
elan_einlhander (19:53:51): Usually ultralisks suck ASS.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:53): Not even on the normal Starcraft, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:55): We need to play on the expansion now.
elan_einlhander (19:54:02): Dark Templars are pimps.
elan_einlhander (19:54:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (19:54:07): I just like how they look
elan_einlhander (19:54:15): And of course, Dark Archon spells. o_<
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:28): Speaking of online games, you need to start playing Dragon Court, because you need to join my clan.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:54:42): I'll pass, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:54:48): I'll play Dragon Court if YOU play StarCraft.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:48): I made a clan today called "Teppoo - Knights of Hell."
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:26): Have you been playing StarCraft a lot?
elan_einlhander (19:55:50): Yes, I bought the expansion like I told you, and have been playing hardcore.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:58): "+ADw-div+AD4APA-pre+AD4- Dear Sir/Madam Thank you for contacting Netgear Support. My name is Mehboob +ACY-amp+ADs- I will be handling your enquiry. I appreciate the opportunity to assist you. from the mail i undestnad that the ports on the router are not getting opened." - Mehboob
elan_einlhander (19:55:59): I finished the Terran campaign last night.
elan_einlhander (19:56:02): So Doug has the itch, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:20): Nice spelling, Mehboob.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:25): What a boob.
elan_einlhander (19:56:30): And nice... screen name?
elan_einlhander (19:56:31): Is it?
elan_einlhander (19:56:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:05): I have no idea wtf is wrong with his... scripting or some shit, lol. He's fucking Indian.
elan_einlhander (19:57:16): Of course he is.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:22): All Tech Support has been outsourced to India because they'll work for nickels.
elan_einlhander (19:57:26): David, didn't you know all technical support guys are now from the middle east? Lol
elan_einlhander (19:57:42): You said it as I did.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:43): And random _@eqE+@ewaS+ are spread out through his message, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:59): Have fun with that. -_-
elan_einlhander (19:58:19): "Hey, can I talk to someone with at least a Texas accent?"
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:27): He was like, "u shuld update your router software. once u do that, contact me b responding to this messaje"
elan_einlhander (19:58:41): Jesus CHRIST
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:42): And I was like, "Sorry Mehboob, but I already did that. Any new ideas?" and that was two days ago, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:58:51): He looks so unprofessional, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:36): Anyway, I'm gonna go empty my ass and then wash my face. After that, I'll see if I can find StarCraft and the expansion.
elan_einlhander (19:59:42): That'd be sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:43): What time are you gonna meet me at your house tomorrow?
elan_einlhander (19:59:50): Bright and early if you can.
elan_einlhander (19:59:52): Like eight or nine.
elan_einlhander (19:59:56): I have a ride set up.
elan_einlhander (20:00:03): If not, I'll change plans.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:14): Okay, then I'll get there at 8:30. I don't want to sit there all by myself for too long, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:19): My dad said he'd drive me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:20): :D
elan_einlhander (20:00:27): Sweetness.
elan_einlhander (20:00:31): If the door is locked, just chill, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:36): I forgot to get you a key. :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:41): Okay, now to empty my swelling ass.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:50): And put something into my stomach, because it's growling at me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:56): Admire my avatar while I'm gone.
elan_einlhander (20:01:01): Way ahead of you.
elan_einlhander (20:12:23): When I installed the expansion, it didn't ask me for a registry code.
elan_einlhander (20:12:25): Which was weird.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:03): Alright, almost ready.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:11): Gimme a few more minutes. :D
elan_einlhander (20:57:18): No rush, just copying stuff to CDs.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:56): Well, that was easy. ~finds Brood Wars~
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:00): Do I need the other CD?
elan_einlhander (20:58:22): Shouldn't, no.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:33): Kick ass. Lemme put this thing in and see what happens.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:43): My avatar pwnz my soul.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:44): Still gonna need a bit of time.
elan_einlhander (20:59:25): I have a question.
elan_einlhander (21:07:24): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:47): I got StarCraft running. Seems to work pretty good.
elan_einlhander (21:08:04): I had a question, though.
vencabot_teppoo (21:08:37): Yeah. What is it?
elan_einlhander (21:09:08): I'm copying my files to reformat, right, and on the CDs it has a 700MB size limit, as well as the 80 minute limit for the music.
elan_einlhander (21:09:15): Can I still save MORE then eighty minutes, just not play it?
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:29): ...I'm not sure how that works, to be honest.
elan_einlhander (21:09:45): Hmm, guess I'll find out, then, 'cause I hit eighty minutes way before I hit 700MB.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:45): You can either make a CD for MUSIC or for storing computer data.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:10): If you make it for playing MUSIC, it can hold 80 minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:24): As for storing data, I don't know how many music files you could get on there.
elan_einlhander (21:10:27): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:27): Probably more.
elan_einlhander (21:10:32): Let me try.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:39): But then it wouldn't play on a CD player.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:44): It'd just be storing the music files.
elan_einlhander (21:10:56): I don't need it to, I just need to re-load it onto my computer later.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:59): ~nods
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:55): You know I like to advertise anything that I find to be good. I just had a new type of TV dinner: Healthy Choice brand. It's the best TV dinner I've ever had.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:00): It rocked my socks to an insane degree.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:14): It rocked them so hard that there's now a hole in the toe.
elan_einlhander (21:12:17): Hmmm, what all have you had, thoug?
elan_einlhander (21:12:19): though*
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:14): Everything. We're a TV dinner kinda family. Doug, the beef tasted SMOKEY.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:20): There was apple CRUMBLE. STEAMED CARROTS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:34): It didn't even taste like a TV dinner.
elan_einlhander (21:13:40): *doesn't like steamed carrots, lol*
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:44): You bastard.
elan_einlhander (21:13:46): I personally like most TV dinners.
elan_einlhander (21:13:50): I'm not too picky.
elan_einlhander (21:13:53): But I'm a cheap-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:13): I have no idea how much these cost, but my dad bought an ass-load of them, and he isn't one to buy shit that costs too much, at least for groceries.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:22): John, who's reading over my shoulder, suggests that they were on sale.
elan_einlhander (21:14:35): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:43): He wants to watch us play SC.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:45): I guess.
elan_einlhander (21:15:13): o_O
elan_einlhander (21:15:14): Fair enough.
elan_einlhander (21:15:18): I might have to register.
elan_einlhander (21:21:21): Lagging like a mother.
elan_einlhander (21:21:26): The files are still copying.
elan_einlhander (21:21:33): And I ran StarCraft like a fool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:51): You foolish fool.
elan_einlhander (21:22:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:52): 2 minutes...
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:07): I memorized the entire ASCII chart. :D
elan_einlhander (21:25:19): Oo, I forgot you were doing that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:33): All 128 characters, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:34): In order.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:36): :D
elan_einlhander (21:25:54): You'll forget tomorrow. :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:12): I've had it memorized for a few days, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:27:12): There, done.
elan_einlhander (21:27:26): Now let's see if I connect to battle.net.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:44): Okay. Tell me if you can.
elan_einlhander (21:29:02): Oh wow, the download will take forever.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:40): Oh shit. ~goes to download~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:24): Software download.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:38): Fuck, I can't connect to Battle.net.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:47): It says that there's something wrong with my connection. ~_~
elan_einlhander (21:36:55): WHAT
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:01): Hang on.
elan_einlhander (21:39:40): *just finished downloading, will cry if we can't play*
elan_einlhander (21:43:17): Now it's asking me to download again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:50): Can YOU connect to Battle.net?
elan_einlhander (21:45:34): I just now did.
elan_einlhander (21:46:54): Except now my connection keeps fucking going out.
elan_einlhander (21:51:33): Christ almighty. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:42): Mother fucker. Lol. Goddamn.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:45): ~in a bad mood now~
elan_einlhander (21:51:53): ~is in an equally bad mood~
elan_einlhander (21:51:57): I assume you still can't connect?
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:00): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:52:16): What could possibly be different from the last time you played?
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:27): Well, there's two things:
elan_einlhander (21:52:32): So sick and fucking tiiiiiiiiired of computers.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:42): A) My internet cord could be wearing out, being as I torture it so.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:55): B) I updated my router, and as we know, I've been having trouble with fucking ports.
elan_einlhander (21:53:43): Well, you're online, so I doubt the cord is all that bad for battle.net to even connect.
elan_einlhander (21:53:47): So it might be the router.
elan_einlhander (21:53:50): Which is fucking gay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:33): Well, my connection has been slow today, like I said. Brb.
elan_einlhander (21:54:58): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (21:57:24): I dismissed a good friend of mine for this, too. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:57:31): *wishes he could summon them back*
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:11): God dammit. It's probably my goddamned CD drive.
elan_einlhander (21:58:20): Huh? What do you mean?
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:46): My CD drive has been goofing up lately. I can't read burned CDs, for instance.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:50): Or write to them.
elan_einlhander (21:58:57): But it's running StarCraft.
elan_einlhander (21:59:00): That seems odd.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:07): Now I'm looking at the computer-generated log of it trying to connect to battle.net.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:19): It's saying that it can't connect because a lot of installed files are corrupt.
elan_einlhander (21:59:25): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:27): Files that it was supposed to have copied from the Cd.
elan_einlhander (21:59:35): I see.
elan_einlhander (21:59:42): We should get you a new drive tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:49): Yes, get me a new drive. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:04): I got one for like thirty-five bucks this week, since mine was shot.
elan_einlhander (22:00:09): Must be an epidemic.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:22): I think I'm gonna ask for a new computer for my birthday.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:30): Since that's how I roll.
elan_einlhander (22:00:33): A laptop or a desktop?
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:35): Laptop.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:39): Sweet, sweet laptop.
elan_einlhander (22:00:42): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:00:43): *wants one*
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:56): This laptop was a gift for my...
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:00): 15th birthday.
elan_einlhander (22:01:09): Yes, I recall.
elan_einlhander (22:01:12): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:01:14): Doug was so jealous.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): It's an old fogey now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:42): I can't play any of the new games that John always plays.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:55): Even though I have cable internet, my gaming is still restricted by my processor, video card, etc.
elan_einlhander (22:01:57): Yeah, I still need a new damn processor.
elan_einlhander (22:02:11): But I might just stall for a new laptop later on.
elan_einlhander (22:02:14): We'll see.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:37): Yeah, it just pains me because me and my laptop have been through so much together, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:53): You should integrate it into your new laptop. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:02): The logical thing would be to trade it in for at least SOME cash towards a new laptop, but in the past, that just hasn't worked out.
elan_einlhander (22:03:04): "Doug it doesn't really work that way.."
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:10): I could give this laptop to my mom.
elan_einlhander (22:03:15): Make a SUPER Laptop! :D
elan_einlhander (22:03:18): "D-Doug, no."
elan_einlhander (22:03:39): And let me guess, I'm offline again.
elan_einlhander (22:03:44): Yeah, fuck you too, internet.
elan_einlhander (22:04:43): Internet once again spat in my eye.
elan_einlhander (22:04:51): Change is gay.
elan_einlhander (22:04:54): I had a good thing going.
elan_einlhander (22:05:02): Smooth internet, working computer, nice living quarters.
elan_einlhander (22:05:07): Bam, everything gets fucked all at once.
elan_einlhander (22:05:20): Like a young, Chinese girl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:30): Nice.
elan_einlhander (22:06:04): I gotta move out ASAP.
elan_einlhander (22:07:47): I don't see why we just stuck with Comcast.
elan_einlhander (22:07:54): why we didn't just stick*
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:00): ?
elan_einlhander (22:08:06): It worked, fine, and it was cable.
elan_einlhander (22:08:14): But mom was all insistant on switching over my DSL.
elan_einlhander (22:08:23): I'm like we have a WORKING NETWORK HERE.
elan_einlhander (22:08:30): So now I'm on a shaky-ass shitty connection.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:59): Well, it seems that the fact of life is just that I won't be able to play Battle.net. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:12): You say you got a CD drive for $35?
elan_einlhander (22:09:20): Supposedly, my grandfather bought it.
elan_einlhander (22:09:22): We can check around.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:28): Does it have a burner?
elan_einlhander (22:09:30): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:35): Hm.
elan_einlhander (22:09:36): How do you think I'm compying files.
elan_einlhander (22:09:43): However, stuff for a laptop is pry different.
elan_einlhander (22:09:45): Smaller and what not.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:57): I wonder if my computer is still under waurentee. Yes, waurentee.
elan_einlhander (22:11:48): I wonder if driving an axe through our computers would help.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:06): But man, my connection seems shitty. Maybe it's the connection. I just don't know. ~_~
elan_einlhander (22:12:26): See, this is what I mean.
elan_einlhander (22:12:30): Our computers need MOUTHS.
elan_einlhander (22:12:35): To tell us WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG.
elan_einlhander (22:12:42): I'm so tired of "Won't work."
elan_einlhander (22:12:45): Why the fuck NOT.
elan_einlhander (22:12:49): Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
elan_einlhander (22:12:53): Not some half-ass assumption.
elan_einlhander (22:13:21): Like when my CD drive wouldn't pick up anything.
elan_einlhander (22:13:26): I go to hardware manager.
elan_einlhander (22:13:33): "The drive is working properly."
elan_einlhander (22:13:56): No, no it's really not.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:26): I dunno though. It only has trouble connecting to some sites, which COULD be a problem with THEIR servers, but it seems weird that it'd be happening so often in one day.
elan_einlhander (22:20:46): Doug wants a PSP.
elan_einlhander (22:20:51): Simply because it's so sleek.
elan_einlhander (22:20:54): Like the DS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:35): Yeah, too bad about the square-button thing. I think I want an MP3 player.
elan_einlhander (22:21:57): I wonder if they fixed the square-button, though.
elan_einlhander (22:21:59): I'll find out.
elan_einlhander (22:22:04): I do want an MP3 player one of these daus.
elan_einlhander (22:22:05): days*
elan_einlhander (22:22:08): Like, a really good one.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:43): I'm looking at the iPod shuffle. It's damn cheap, and seems pretty good.
elan_einlhander (22:22:52): Do tell.
elan_einlhander (22:23:00): I don't even know what "good" is for these things.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:34): iPod is the best around. It sets the standard.
elan_einlhander (22:24:46): How much does it hold?
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:47): The standard iPod costs about $300 and holds 10,000 songs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:55): 5,000, excuse me.
elan_einlhander (22:25:04): Well, wouldn't it have a size limit?
elan_einlhander (22:25:12): Like however many MB?
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:14): The iPod shuffle costs $100 dollars, is insanely small, and holds about 120 songs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:26): The hard drive on the iPod is 20 gigs.
elan_einlhander (22:25:33): Well shizzam.
elan_einlhander (22:25:35): hmm, 120.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:35): The shuffle is...
elan_einlhander (22:25:41): That seems good.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:42): 512 mb.
elan_einlhander (22:25:55): Eh, I don't like that storage.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:57): So, much less storage space... but who the hell needs more than 120 songs.
elan_einlhander (22:26:08): I'd feel more secure with a solid gig.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:13): Secure?
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:19): 120 songs, Doug.
elan_einlhander (22:26:23): Like, I'm copying files right now.
elan_einlhander (22:26:29): And one folder is like 200 MB alone.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:36): You know those people that have the HUGE buddy lists full of people that they never talk to?
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:56): That's how people are with iPods. You can DELETE songs FROM your iPod and replace them whenever you want.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:04): There's no reason to have more than 120 songs on that thing at once.
elan_einlhander (22:27:04): That's true.
elan_einlhander (22:27:14): So where can one get an iPod?
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:19): Best Buy.
elan_einlhander (22:27:20): Around here.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:25): Anywhere that sells electronics, really.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:27): Probably Meijer.
elan_einlhander (22:27:34): We should look around tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (22:27:37): God knows we have a whole day.
elan_einlhander (22:27:38): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:44): There's been a lot of commercials for the new iPod shuffle, so it's probably around.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:21): And unlike the original iPod, which is about the size of a small cell-phone, the iPod shuffle is smaller than a pack of gum, and about the same shape.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:37): It dangles from the headphones like one of those hands-free phone dialers, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:51): I bought a pair of the bigger headphones, so that would look funny.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:36): http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7011832&type=product&productCategoryId=pcmcat10200050002&id=1099392727069
elan_einlhander (22:30:02): No, no links, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:15): My computer bombards me with Spyware if I so much as open IE.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:25): I thought that it was so cheap because it could only play on Shuffle mode, which was gay, but it says that it can play in order. It just costs so little because of the memory.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:33): But 5,000 songs can suck me.
elan_einlhander (22:31:07): I doubt Meijer will have a specific selection or anything.
elan_einlhander (22:31:14): But if I can find something good there, discount-age.
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:42): Apparently, the iPod Shuffle recharges through the USB port.
elan_einlhander (22:34:53): Recharges?
elan_einlhander (22:34:57): Like, it's battery?
elan_einlhander (22:34:58): its*
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:00): Yeah, the battery.
elan_einlhander (22:35:01): o_O
elan_einlhander (22:35:05): In my computer? Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:35:15): Insane.
elan_einlhander (22:35:17): But awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:35:22): Since I have like six of those.
elan_einlhander (22:35:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:26): The original iPod has an AC adapter.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:40): I was trying to figure out how the Hell the shuffle is supposed to charge, since it doesn't come with an adapter.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:47): But apparently it has a "USB-chargable battery."
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:56): 12-hour battery life, equal to the original iPod.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:02): Charges fully in four hours.
elan_einlhander (22:36:04): It comes with a USB cord, right?
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:08): Yeo.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:10): ...Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:36:16): Sweetness.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:39): Well, it's won me over.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:57): Supposing I ever fall into a large sum of money, maybe I'll get an iPod Shuffle. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:41): Recently I've been wanting to play music while in places other than at my computer, and my computer can't fuckin' burn CDs, plus CD players are on the out, and I like to stay up to date.
vencabot_teppoo (22:37:57): So I was like, "Maybe I should do some research on mp3 players."
elan_einlhander (22:38:06): I've been itching for LP on the go.
elan_einlhander (22:38:13): But my CD player is gay.
elan_einlhander (22:38:16): Breaking all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:23): Yes, it just up and breaks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:26): Not that Doug breaks it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:28): It just breaks.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:52): Doug likes to write in that passive voice.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:58): "The CD player was broken."
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:40): I should go to bed, but I'm not tired... but I can't play video games, because both TVs are out of my juristiction, for various reasons.
elan_einlhander (22:40:50): ...Lol
elan_einlhander (22:40:53): Should I even ask?
elan_einlhander (22:40:58): Or do you just mean in use.
elan_einlhander (22:41:06): Since David doesn't really get grounded.
elan_einlhander (22:41:09): As far as I know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:11): Dad'll be home in about an hour to watch basketball on the main TV.
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:26): John is in his room chatting up his bitch, and he gets antsy if I'm in there trying to use his Tv.
elan_einlhander (22:41:47): Lol, Doug and David have begun using the nick-name bitch for women they don't like.
elan_einlhander (22:41:55): Mine being bitch-tits.
elan_einlhander (22:41:58): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:04): I use it for all women actually, lol. Which is mostly the women I don't like.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:13): Since I dislike more women than I like by far, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:29): There's a very low quotient of women I can tolerate.
elan_einlhander (22:42:33): And sexual tolerance doesn't count.
elan_einlhander (22:42:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:36): I mean as people.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:44): I can stand my family, and that's it.
elan_einlhander (22:42:55): I can't even go that far, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:42:59): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:43:02): I've got...
elan_einlhander (22:43:12): Kodora's all right, and...
elan_einlhander (22:43:16): Well, my wife, i guess, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:26): But she's makin' her way onto Doug's to-kill list.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:31): Slowly but surely.
elan_einlhander (22:43:35): As do all women.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:44): Who needs 'em.
elan_einlhander (22:43:45): I would say Highlandra but.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:47): BACK TO THE PILE!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (22:43:49): I want to kill her more as of late.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:43:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:26): The CD key on John's Warcraft III case includes: CR4B.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:36): Which is 1337, because that means crab. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:44:40): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:52): I read that and the first thing I think is, "Haha, crab."
elan_einlhander (22:45:05): I opened up a notepad document today called "Doug in the Woods"
elan_einlhander (22:45:09): Going what the hell
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:19): I remember when you wrote that.
elan_einlhander (22:45:22): And I realized it was the night right after I got kicked out the second time.
elan_einlhander (22:45:32): I read the whole thing, and it was so crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:44): You wrote it to fill me in on what had happened, since I was offline when you got back or whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:48): You made a log, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:52): David, you needed to be there.
elan_einlhander (22:46:04): Because we'd both say good times after it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:06): I intend to go to the woods at night much more often this spring.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:34): Back when it was just starting to get cold, I went out to the woods that one time when it was dark after Misty made me seriously consider homocide, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:42): And I scared the shit out of myself, but it was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:51): :D
elan_einlhander (22:47:19): Usually is.
elan_einlhander (22:47:27): It's hard to say this and not sound gay but
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:47:35): We should go out to the woods at night togethero ne of these times.
elan_einlhander (22:47:37): Lol, I knew it.
elan_einlhander (22:47:38): So gay
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:41): So very gay.
elan_einlhander (22:47:46): Every letter more gayer than the last.
elan_einlhander (22:47:46): More
elan_einlhander (22:47:47): gayer
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:32): verencamerosa: David, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? Vencabot_Teppoo: John, your status message doesn't make any sense. Vencabot_Teppoo: It would've been funnier. Vencabot_Teppoo: If it made sense.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:47): verencamerosa - Easter: Proof Jesus would do anything for a Klondike Bar
elan_einlhander (22:49:52): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (22:50:01): I could see Jesus rising from the grave for a Klondike bar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:52): :o)
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:55): ~cracks up~
elan_einlhander (22:51:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:51:40): Eriana
elan_einlhander (22:51:44): I always think of her from that face.
elan_einlhander (22:52:25): My... one week? fling with her.
elan_einlhander (22:52:30): Shortest fling I've had.
elan_einlhander (22:52:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:34): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:52:36): Unless I can count Kayla. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:40): :D
elan_einlhander (22:52:46): Rofl, I still hve her archive.
elan_einlhander (22:52:48): have*
elan_einlhander (22:52:49): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:59): So gross. Such a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:03): Stupid, stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (22:53:32): I read the first convo, and now I'm like "Wow, I'm pretty sure she was after my cock."
elan_einlhander (22:53:39): If David wasn't a factor.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:01): Yeah, she's a slut.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:06): An ONLINE SLUT.
elan_einlhander (22:54:12): A cyber-slut from the south.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:23): AOL profiles should be bigger.
elan_einlhander (22:55:36): Yeah, considering I seem to spit out a lot of good quotes.
elan_einlhander (22:58:10): I've been wearing this shirt for a week now.
elan_einlhander (22:58:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:16): And I intend to wear it tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:35): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:58:47): David's gonna be like "Nice shirt, yo."
elan_einlhander (22:58:50): "I love those stains."
elan_einlhander (22:58:59): And Doug's gonna be like "Nice yellow shirt, fag."
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:04): Hmm
elan_einlhander (23:03:19): Can songs be uploaded from the iPod to a computer?
elan_einlhander (23:03:23): Or shared.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:26): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (23:03:27): Between other iPods.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:32): Not between other iPods.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:45): I bet you can upload FROM an iPod.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:53): It's probably just like a flash drive.
elan_einlhander (23:03:54): That's what I mean.
elan_einlhander (23:04:05): Like hook your iPod up to someone's computer and upload the song.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:17): My camera has internal memory, and when you attach it to the USB port it acts like another drive.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:22): That you can copy from, to, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:37): It even shows up in the My Computer folder as the E drive.
elan_einlhander (23:04:50): h
elan_einlhander (23:04:53): Ah*
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:54): That's how flash-drives work, and iPods use the same technology.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:11): Vencabot_Teppoo: ~Chuckles~ Vencabot_Teppoo: ~Grinz~ verencamerosa: *Grinz* Do you mock me, sir? verencamerosa: Or should I say... Sirrah? Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, you sirrah suckin' my dick. Vencabot_Teppoo: Bitch.
elan_einlhander (23:07:49): Touche, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:00): At least your brother uses caps and punctuation when he IMs you.
elan_einlhander (23:08:02): So feel blessed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:19): He over punctuates. ~Chuckles~
elan_einlhander (23:08:34): Yes, yes he does.
elan_einlhander (23:08:38): ~Laughs.~
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:35): Vencabot_Teppoo: I want to make another TV dinner, but I'm not hungry. verencamerosa: *Chuckles* Then don't. Sheesh. verencamerosa: *Is gonna go make a phone call to his girl, then go to bed* Heheheheh. Vencabot_Teppoo: I dunno what I want more. To make a TV dinner, or to lala. Vencabot_Teppoo: I think I wanna lala. Vencabot_Teppoo: In the kitchen, on the floor verencamerosa: *LAUGHS!* Vencabot_Teppoo: And by "lala," I mean shit and then stick a little flag in it that says "VT WUZ HEER." verencamerosa: *LAUGHS!!!!!!*
elan_einlhander (23:11:24): verencamerosa: *Is gonna go make a phone call to his girl, then go to bed* Heheheheh.
elan_einlhander (23:11:26): Killed me.
elan_einlhander (23:11:28): Killed-ed me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:40): I'm sorry, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:52): It makes me want to punch him in the mouth, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:12:10): I was thinking kick in the teeth, but close enough, right?
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:30): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:12:45): And stick the cell in his nose.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:49): What's worse is that he doesn't even say "hello" to me or even MOM when she's over here, because he's in his room VOICE-CHATTING with her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:03): He voice-chats with her ALL DAY with this new headset that my mom made the mistake of buying him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:25): And then, after voice-chatting with her all day, he calls her on the house phone using the phone card that she buys for him.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:33): She's like 26, and already has a boyfriend. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:45): Fiance', even.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:51): And she's cheating with him.
elan_einlhander (23:13:53): ....a fiance'?
elan_einlhander (23:13:55): ...ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:13:56): NO WAY
elan_einlhander (23:14:01): SHE'S SEEN HIM, RIGHT?
elan_einlhander (23:14:04): Lol...........
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:18): Actually, no. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:33): Boy is SHE in for the shock of a life-time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:41): He's seen HER, but he's taken pictures of himself that I thought he gave her, but he recently told me that he never has.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:56): Still, it's gross.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:57): Sickening.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:05): Ugh, I hate girls. Relationships. They sicken me.
elan_einlhander (23:16:21): Dude, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:26): that beats anything I've got, right there.
elan_einlhander (23:16:43): I may have screwed with older women, but not going so far as to voice-chat, call, and have them be ENGAGED.
elan_einlhander (23:16:49): So they're cheating on their fiance with a kid, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:52): I'm cracking up, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:09): God, assholes, the both of them. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:22): I hear them sweet-talking eachother all the time and it makes me want to put a bullet through my skull.
elan_einlhander (23:17:37): Has he no shame?
elan_einlhander (23:17:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:17:45): I'd feel like a total faggot doing that.
elan_einlhander (23:17:47): A total faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:49): And they met RPing, which is how me and Ericka met.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:52): RPers are fucked up.
elan_einlhander (23:17:59): It's how all of us met -_-
elan_einlhander (23:18:10): Well, an RP game
elan_einlhander (23:18:11): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:14): That's how me and Kayla met... and me and Misty met... and me and Sharon met... Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:17): Fuck them all.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:28): ~giving his screen the middle finger, which he has started to do quite often~
elan_einlhander (23:18:58): *would if Dan weren't sitting RIGHT here*
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:36): All they do is play MUDs together while voice-chatting, cyber every now and then I GUESS, and talk on the phone all goddamned night.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:41): Literally, all night.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:51): Yesterday John didn't go to school because he stayed up all night talking to that bitch.
elan_einlhander (23:19:55): ...
elan_einlhander (23:19:55): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:01): I got up at 6:30 and went to the bathroom, and heard him talking on the phone.
elan_einlhander (23:20:04): I didn't think John could get any lower.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:06): I was like, "Mother fucker."
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:26): Then I took a shower and got out, washed my face, getting ready for school. About 7:10 the talking finally stops, and I hear John rustling to get into bed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:48): Dad wakes up to take us to school, goes into Johns room and wakes him up, John says, "Ugh, can't go to school. Woke up with an upset stomach."
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:54): I'm like, "lying son-of-a-bitch."
elan_einlhander (23:20:59): I hope you said that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:19): What's even funnier is that John is always bitching that dad gives John curfews because he doesn't want John to stay up all night and not go to school the next day.
elan_einlhander (23:21:38): Lol, I like to think people should manage themselves.
elan_einlhander (23:21:44): Then people like John show me how it can't be handled.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:01): He's fucking 16 years old.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:05): A junior in high school.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:12): He doesn't know shit about shit.
elan_einlhander (23:22:28): John is like the anti-life it seems.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:29): Not even because of his age.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:41): But just because he's John Hernandez, and that's just how he is.
elan_einlhander (23:22:41): The end-result of the opposite of what I go for.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:47): He's like a frickin' 11 year old.
elan_einlhander (23:22:51): If even.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:16): I cussed out his girlfriend one time, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:23:26): Oh? *feels like a gossip*
elan_einlhander (23:23:31): *since Kayla bitched him out about it*
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:32): Ending in a conversation of whether or not my cock tastes like beef jerky.
elan_einlhander (23:23:53): I bet it actually tastes closer to pork.
elan_einlhander (23:24:03): You just seem like a pork guy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:17): John was telling me that his girl, Miccy, told him to download this song "End of the World" by REM.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:41): I told him that the song sucked, and that his girlfriend had terrible taste in music. He told her that I said that, so me and her had to get into a conversation.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:50): She goes, "Well, what kinds of groups do you like?"
elan_einlhander (23:25:01): "Ones that don't suck"
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:05): "Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers..."
elan_einlhander (23:25:08): I'm always tempted to say that when people ask what I listen to.
elan_einlhander (23:25:17): And just end it there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:23): "Well, maybe you shouldn't limit your musical tastes to only the stuff that you hear on the radio!"
elan_einlhander (23:25:40): ...Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:45): "You stupid BITCH, 'End of the World' by REM was a huge hit in the early nineties. It was all over the goddamned radio!"
elan_einlhander (23:26:29): Ugh, now I'm offline. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:56): verencamerosa (4:44:54 PM): Yo, Dave... vencabot_teppoo (4:45:04 PM): ? verencamerosa (4:45:43 PM): Could you be a bit nicer to Micaela, man? I know you hate girls, but just do me this favor, okay? vencabot_teppoo (4:45:52 PM): What do you mean? verencamerosa (4:46:20 PM): Well, you've never really given her a good impression. vencabot_teppoo (4:46:29 PM): I never really talk to her. verencamerosa (4:46:38 PM): I know, but when you do, you're mean, and rude. verencamerosa (4:47:19 PM): I know you're a cool guy, so come on. Be nice for me, okay? vencabot_teppoo (4:48:42 PM): No. I'm not mean to girls because I hate them, John. I treat girls like I treat anyone else. verencamerosa (4:48:57 PM): *Sighs*
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:13): vencabot_teppoo (4:48:58 PM): The only reason I'm mean to Miceala or however her name is spelled... vencabot_teppoo (4:49:14 PM): Is because she got on my nerves when she made that crack about me listening to varying kinds of music. vencabot_teppoo (4:49:20 PM): I took it personally because I like music so much. verencamerosa (4:49:22 PM): Is that it? verencamerosa (4:49:28 PM): Okay. I'll tell her that. vencabot_teppoo (4:49:35 PM): And even THAT is just half jokingly. verencamerosa (4:49:45 PM): Because I don't want you two to be up in arms all the time. vencabot_teppoo (4:50:10 PM): I'm not up in arms. I'm just kidding. I don't give a crap. vencabot_teppoo (4:50:20 PM): If either of you is taking it personally, you can both lick my nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:28): verencamerosa (4:50:50 PM): No you're not. If you're still gonna be a jerk to her, then you've got to have a reason. vencabot_teppoo (4:51:13 PM): When am I a jerk to her? vencabot_teppoo (4:51:20 PM): I haven't even talked to her since that time. verencamerosa (4:51:31 PM): For instance, when I say she says hi, and you flip her off. verencamerosa (4:51:38 PM): She didn't see it, but come on, chill. vencabot_teppoo (4:51:46 PM): That was a joke. vencabot_teppoo (4:51:58 PM): YOU chill. verencamerosa (4:52:21 PM): Fine... So... No hard feelings, then? verencamerosa (4:52:27 PM): *Will chill* vencabot_teppoo (4:52:43 PM): What does it matter? I don't talk to her, and she doesn't talk to me. I don't know what you're so worried about.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:58): verencamerosa (4:53:25 PM): I'm not worried... I just took it personally, because I happen to LIKE this girl. If you were just joking, that's alright. But I didn't know. vencabot_teppoo (4:53:58 PM): I just mess around whenever she wants to talk to me because I always think back to the time that she said that I need to listen to different types of music, but its not like, if I was really talking to her, I'd be mean. verencamerosa (4:54:09 PM): *Smiles* Okay. verencamerosa (4:54:36 PM): Even still, I'll tell her about it. I don't think she meant anything by it, either.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:11): vencabot_teppoo (4:58:19 PM): Talk shit about how I only like songs that are played on the radio. Not only is "End of the World" by REM a GOD AWFUL song in EVERY respect, lyrically and musically, but it WAS played on the radio quite often, on commercials, in movies, and is STILL played on alternative stations because it was such a big hit. vencabot_teppoo (4:58:34 PM): So she can lick my nuts, that's all I'm saying. vencabot_teppoo (4:59:35 PM): Not like I hate her or anything, I couldn't care less. She can just lick my nuts is all. verencamerosa (5:00:18 PM): *Nods a little* verencamerosa (5:08:51 PM): Micaela said she was sorry for criticizing you about your taste in music. No hard feelings?*Chuckles*
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:24): vencabot_teppoo (5:10:00 PM): John, just get off it. It's not a big deal. verencamerosa (5:10:15 PM): Come on. Just say it. Please??? vencabot_teppoo (5:11:44 PM): Critizing someone's taste in music is one thing, but being stupid about it is another. If she would've said that she didn't like my taste in music, that's fine. A lot of people don't. She made a condescending statement about my EXPOSURE to music, and then she did it in an IGNORANT, citing an example that she obviously knew nothing about. vencabot_teppoo (5:11:54 PM): That sort of crap is a pet peeve of mine. vencabot_teppoo (5:11:59 PM): That's all.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:46): vencabot_teppoo (5:12:08 PM): She was being stupid, and it was a bad first impression. vencabot_teppoo (5:12:29 PM): Ignorant way, that is. verencamerosa (5:12:40 PM): *Nods and rubs the back of his head* Alright... But she IS sorry. She didn't mean to upset you. vencabot_teppoo (5:13:11 PM): She didn't mean to upset me, just to insult me. verencamerosa (5:14:15 PM): Yeah, you're right. But she got upset because you butted into a conversation that you didn't even have a place in. Now, she acted stupid, but you started it... Meh. You know, you're right. This isn't a big deal.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:02): vencabot_teppoo (5:14:38 PM): ~I~ butt into a conversation? I said that the song was stupid, and YOU typed it up. verencamerosa (5:15:10 PM): Yeah, I've already apologized.*Oys* vencabot_teppoo (5:15:12 PM): There was no conversation as far as I knew. You said that Micaeala told you to download this song, and I said it was stupid. verencamerosa (5:15:35 PM): That's what I was getting at. vencabot_teppoo (5:16:04 PM): And I criticized her taste in music, and YOU passed it on to her, and she took it personally even though people are BOUND to have different tastes in music, and instead of critizing MY taste in music, she called me a pop-head.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:17): verencamerosa (5:16:18 PM): *Nods* verencamerosa (5:16:37 PM): Well, you're right. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:04 PM): I told her that I liked LP and some other thing, and instead of merely saying, "Your music is stupid" the same way I said HER music was stupid, she made it an attack against ME personally. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:29 PM): So don't tell me that she didn't mean to upset me, and if that's what she says as an apology, she can stuff it. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:59 PM): I don't HATE her, but that's the first impression she made, and ESPECIALLY if I'm NOT talking to her, I won't be nice about it. vencabot_teppoo (5:18:19 PM): If I WERE talking to her, I'd probably be courteous, but the fact is that THAT'S my exposure to HER, and I don't much like her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:38): verencamerosa (5:18:34 PM): *Nods and smiles* Works for me. verencamerosa (5:18:47 PM): I don't expect you two to like each other. Just that you'll be courteous. verencamerosa (5:18:52 PM): Thanks, Dave. vencabot_teppoo (5:19:21 PM): I don't even talk to her, so what do you care about me being courteous? vencabot_teppoo (5:19:41 PM): You messaged me regarding my "rude behavior" to her even though I don't even TALK to her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:46): vencabot_teppoo (5:19:54 PM): So just so we're clear, YOU get off of MY nuts. verencamerosa (5:20:08 PM): *Laughs* Alright. Sorry, Dave. verencamerosa (5:20:52 PM): *Gets off your nuts*
elan_einlhander (23:33:09): Lol, good ending statement.
elan_einlhander (23:33:17): YOU get off of MY nuts.
elan_einlhander (23:33:25): People need to stop taking life so seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:33:35): You flipped off the monitor, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:40): Don't take it so bad, John.
elan_einlhander (23:33:43): Just chill
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:45): I don't take life seriously, especially other people's, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:53): I didn't mean you.
elan_einlhander (23:33:55): I meant those guys.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:05): ~takes other people's lives like free samples of cheese~
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:17): Put that in a gangsta rap and sell it.
elan_einlhander (23:34:55): *remembers when he was dancing on the wild side with a 25 year-old*
elan_einlhander (23:35:00): *knowing full well it wouldn't work out*
elan_einlhander (23:35:06): Glad I got rid of that, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:15): You know somewhere deep down John knows it too.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:41): Ericka was a Freshman in college when I was a Junior in Highschool. She was 2 years older than me, and people thought WE were weird.
elan_einlhander (23:35:57): For real, imagine me being with someone that old.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:01): Well, John's a motherfucker, and his girl is a bitch... end of story. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:02): Things ike that just don't work out, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:07): Well put.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:25): But they wuv eachother so very much! <3333
elan_einlhander (23:36:34): You know they type wike that too!
elan_einlhander (23:36:42): Making cutesy faces!
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:44): That's how he talks to her on the phone.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:47): Baby-talk.
elan_einlhander (23:36:50): And John's end up scaring small children.
elan_einlhander (23:36:54): God, John and baby talk.
elan_einlhander (23:37:00): I can't even fathom it.
elan_einlhander (23:37:06): Like, and being serious, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:31): Back when they were first meeting, John told me that she had a fiance'.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:45): Now when I ask him about her, he says "The guy that lives with her." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:51): Fucking asshole.
elan_einlhander (23:37:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:38:02): Send her pics.
elan_einlhander (23:38:06): That'll solve it. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:09): I've considered it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:30): God, ew.
elan_einlhander (23:38:34): She can try and fake it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:40): She's almost twice his age, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:38:42): And be like "It doesn't matter, I love him!"
elan_einlhander (23:39:01): But picture her, a fully-devoleped, grown woman, with a fat, greay teenager.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:01): AND SHES' SADADSD
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:02): ASDDA
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:03): SDDAS
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:03): DASDS
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:07): A
elan_einlhander (23:39:11): With her fiance' on the other arm.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:11): PSYCHOLOGY
elan_einlhander (23:39:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:13): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:13): MAJOR
elan_einlhander (23:39:14): .........
elan_einlhander (23:39:18): HAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
elan_einlhander (23:39:33): John and Croley.
elan_einlhander (23:39:40): With Croley's husband.
elan_einlhander (23:39:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:39:47): That's it in a nut shell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:50): That was game-over for me, man.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:54): "She's a psychology major."
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:07): He was talking about how she always tries to get him to drop his religion, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:40:16): Because she really knows.
elan_einlhander (23:40:19): Oh, good story.
elan_einlhander (23:40:23): I was taking a shit at Meijer right.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:28): Taking or talking?
elan_einlhander (23:40:32): Taking
elan_einlhander (23:40:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:40:35): Each is funny
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:49): Oh, I thought it was "taking shit," not "taking a shit." Okay, continue.
elan_einlhander (23:40:53): But I spotted one of those religion pamphlet things.
elan_einlhander (23:40:56): Like always
elan_einlhander (23:40:59): So I picked through it.
elan_einlhander (23:41:03): And the last thing it said
elan_einlhander (23:41:10): "Have faith in God, not in yourself."
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:17): And I dropped the biggest log of my life.
elan_einlhander (23:41:18): Right there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:19): ROFL
elan_einlhander (23:41:28): Because I went "WHAT!" so badly.
elan_einlhander (23:41:35): That it just blew out of me.
elan_einlhander (23:41:39): Like a fucking cannon.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:50): That is a GREAT story.
elan_einlhander (23:42:01): It is.
elan_einlhander (23:42:07): Of course, the pamphlet line still kills me.
elan_einlhander (23:42:13): It really is enough to make me hate all Christians.
elan_einlhander (23:42:20): It's unjust, but it's just enough.
elan_einlhander (23:42:29): "Don't have faith in yourself."
elan_einlhander (23:42:31): Fuck
elan_einlhander (23:42:31): you
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:46): Right in your virgin-till-married asshole.
elan_einlhander (23:42:53): David if I EVER hear you say that, I will force-feed you a bible.
elan_einlhander (23:43:00): Through your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:10): And my AOL profile is full, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:16): Damn.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:28): GOD THAT WAS A GOOD TV DINNER.
elan_einlhander (23:43:36): I want one now. :(
elan_einlhander (23:43:42): Tomorrow, we should go to Meijer and buy some.
elan_einlhander (23:43:42): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:47): My stomach is rumbling again. When did I eat that thing?
elan_einlhander (23:44:02): That was like two hours ago, at least.
elan_einlhander (23:44:20): *is eating a solid block of cheese*
elan_einlhander (23:44:26): *motzarella*
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:45): It's been a little over two hours ago, lol. Wow, Doug. That's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:51): I believe it, because you ARE just that awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:00): I can see you there, eating a block of cheese.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:06): Looking at your screen.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:08): Cheese in hand.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:09): Chewing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:15): *is doing JUST that*
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:20): ~knows~
elan_einlhander (23:45:45): I opened the fridge, hungry.
elan_einlhander (23:45:48): But didn't want to cook.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:54): ~knows how that is~
elan_einlhander (23:45:55): So I dig through the drawers.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:59): It must be your Mexican genes.
elan_einlhander (23:46:02): And there's like four blocks of pre-packaged cheese.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:06): That you got from our couch.
elan_einlhander (23:46:14): So I pluck one out, unwrap it like a candy bar and start munching.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:17): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:46:28): Yeah, I picked up some Mexican semen, hair, and skin cells from your house.
elan_einlhander (23:47:07): And I am chugging a quart of OJ, straight from the carton.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:18): Awesome. We have melted popsicle to drink, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:47:33): Oh, have you tried those Tropicana orange juice and creme bars?
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:36): QD had the brilliant idea of melting blue-raspberry popsicles and selling it by the gallon as a beverage.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:42): Never even heard of them.
elan_einlhander (23:47:52): Oh yeah, that big gallon of cheap juice.
elan_einlhander (23:47:52): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:47:55): I remember those.
elan_einlhander (23:48:01): But yeah, they're in the freezer at Meijer.
elan_einlhander (23:48:11): They're like fudge bars, shaped that way.
elan_einlhander (23:48:18): Made of Tropicana orange juice and creme.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:20): ~so, immediately goes to Tropicana.com and learns all about them... welcome to the wonder of the internet~
elan_einlhander (23:48:29): I want to try them.
elan_einlhander (23:48:37): Since Tropicana is good, so I can't imagine a bar being bad.
elan_einlhander (23:48:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:49:08): *wishes he could search for stuff, but is freakin' scared of the internet now*
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:37): ~didn't know that Tropicana made smoothies... awesome~
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:43): Oh, they're new.
elan_einlhander (23:49:54): OH, I didn't tell you about one of my latest outings.
elan_einlhander (23:50:00): We went to this place called the bubble shop.
elan_einlhander (23:50:11): It's like a cafe, but they serve a strawberry smoothie that I would fuck my mother for.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:21): Real smoothies are good.
elan_einlhander (23:50:22): So I want smoothies hard-core lately.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:29): Real smoothies are TOO good.
elan_einlhander (23:50:30): Yeah, it was mushy and fruity and cold and MMM
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:48): We should walk from your house down to the Lansing Mall and then get some smoothies from Orange Julius. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:51:08): I wonder how long it would take us to get to the mall.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:17): It'd be about a 9-10 hour round trip.
elan_einlhander (23:51:23): Jesus, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:37): I've walked there from my dads house before. Went down there one time, played some Tekken, walked back. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:42): Took about 8 hours.
elan_einlhander (23:51:56): -_-
elan_einlhander (23:52:15): We'll rule that out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:22): Spoil-sport.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:32): Our Spiderman 2 outing took 7 hours.
elan_einlhander (23:52:34): You should come with me on a night out with Highlander one of these times, we usually end up going to the Meridian Mall.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:36): And we've GOTTA top that EVENTUALLY.
elan_einlhander (23:52:43): Yeah but I'm just worried we wouldn't get back before dark, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:52:49): We walk slow when we're together.
elan_einlhander (23:52:52): I'm not the jet you are.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:58): Oh yeah, lol. That's true.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:03): I walk fast when I'm alone.
elan_einlhander (23:53:10): Yeah, and the SpiderMan thing was in the summer.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:11): I wonder what the weather will be like tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:53:12): The hot, hot summer.
elan_einlhander (23:53:24): It was nice today, so keep your fingers crossed.
elan_einlhander (23:53:27): We're going out regardless.
elan_einlhander (23:53:32): Just saying
elan_einlhander (23:53:37): Nice weather always puts one in good spirits.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:38): Regartless.
elan_einlhander (23:54:06): We finally got a fourth person for our outings, and it was this girl that used to work with us.
elan_einlhander (23:54:10): I wanted to kill myself, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:54:16): At first I was glad for the four-person-balance.
elan_einlhander (23:54:18): But not her, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:23): Lol. Double-dating.
elan_einlhander (23:54:28): Right.
elan_einlhander (23:54:40): I'll drag you along one of these times, so I won't be the only one not DDR'ing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:54:49): It's gonna be cold as a witch's tit tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:55:00): Shut your mouth.
elan_einlhander (23:55:07): Weather predictions mean NOTHING to me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:10): Peaking at about 40 degrees at 3 pm.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:21): True enough.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:31): Which reminds me to download that WILX weather program thing.
elan_einlhander (23:55:36): Why's that?
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:58): Just because I've been checking the weather a lot, anxious for spring to come so I can go on my daily walks... and because it enters you to win a round-trip to Vegas... hahahahahahaha.
elan_einlhander (23:56:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:56:14): *sighs* David moving is gay.
elan_einlhander (23:56:17): We can't even hang out now.
elan_einlhander (23:56:24): Unless I do the extravagent hsit like this.
elan_einlhander (23:56:25): shit*
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:32): Well, one of us could learn how to dRiVe!
elan_einlhander (23:56:33): Have someone drive me to the house so I can walk with you, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:38): Yeah, still working on that. -_-
elan_einlhander (23:56:53): Lol, you could play TABOO WITH US.
elan_einlhander (23:56:56): We played Taboo, David.
elan_einlhander (23:57:00): For like, three hours.
elan_einlhander (23:57:31): I finally asked "Wait, why aren't we playing a video game? Aren't board games kinda beneath us?"
elan_einlhander (23:57:41): And John's girl just kept going come ooooooooooooon, so he wouldn't agree with me.
elan_einlhander (23:57:49): He's totally whipped, needless to say.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:19): *finished his cheese candy-bar*
elan_einlhander (23:58:31): Though it's entirely likely I won't be talking to Highlander at all anymore, once I find out what happened.
elan_einlhander (23:58:43): he IMed me today, but never mentioned the incident, so I guess I gotta pry it out of him.
elan_einlhander (23:58:50): Doug doesn't handle being hard-core decieved too well.
elan_einlhander (23:58:57): I said to myself
elan_einlhander (23:59:10): "Wait Doug, don't blow it out of proportion, your friends have surely lied to you."
elan_einlhander (23:59:16): And I realized no, no they don't, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:29): David doesn't lie, we don't even bother, and Koree doesn't say anything to begin with.
elan_einlhander (23:59:57): I'll forgive, but only if it's really wanted, and I feel a lesson is learned.

3-25-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:03): Which is when I'll be told to lighten up. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:11): Lighten up, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:17): Thanks, Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:00:18): ...
elan_einlhander (0:00:20): David(*
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:42): ...
elan_einlhander (0:00:51): How can I even do something like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:51): I called Koree "David" the other day, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:00:56): Rofl, now I don't feel so bad.
elan_einlhander (0:01:06): At least our names have the same beginning consonant.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:07): And then we both proceeded to laugh our asses off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:17): I was like, "How the fuck does that even happen. ~I'm~ DAVID!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:30): Out of body experience.
elan_einlhander (0:01:38): Oh yay, Robot Chicken.
elan_einlhander (0:01:40): This show is great.
elan_einlhander (0:01:41): Oh wait
elan_einlhander (0:01:42): No it's not.
elan_einlhander (0:01:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:51): Adult Swim has gone down-hill to me.
elan_einlhander (0:01:52): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (0:02:03): Super Milk Chan makes me want to carve my eyes out. -_-
elan_einlhander (0:02:10): John loves the shit, though.
elan_einlhander (0:02:12): Go figure.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:42): I hate Super Milk Chan, and hate people that love Super Milk Chan. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:02:52): At least I'm not alone on that.
elan_einlhander (0:03:01): It's not funny, lol, it's just REALLY stupid humour.
elan_einlhander (0:03:14): I mean, stuff is Sealab is usually stupid humour, which I can tolerate.
elan_einlhander (0:03:20): But I really can't handle a whole lot of stupid shit.
elan_einlhander (0:03:35): That's why I'm turned off by ATHF a lot, and Super Milk Chan obviously.
elan_einlhander (0:03:40): Dan's in love with ATHF.
elan_einlhander (0:04:06): Man I'm chatty.
elan_einlhander (0:04:10): I should be in bed. -_-
elan_einlhander (0:04:19): *listening to music*
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:40): I hate ATHF.
elan_einlhander (0:04:51): Again our similar tastes come as no surprise.
elan_einlhander (0:05:02): The only thing we really disagreed on was FLCL and that one android thing.
elan_einlhander (0:05:24): You were in erotic love with both, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:01): Yes. Kikaider. I was thinking of downloading all of the episodes of that show, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:06:09): It's a short one, isn't it?
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:23): I'm not sure.
elan_einlhander (0:06:34): Kikaider, I can never think of its name.
elan_einlhander (0:06:44): You can pry download FLCL in like an hour, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:06:48): Six episodes, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:56): Holy shit, I download movies slow.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:24): I watched another anime made by the guys who made FLCL, and it was really good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:27): I think I'm gonna download Kikaider now, just to see how long it takes. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:07:39): Each episode was basically a spoof of something popular.
elan_einlhander (0:07:43): But it was shockingly funny.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:54): Something popular in America?
elan_einlhander (0:08:00): Abeno Abashi, I believe.
elan_einlhander (0:08:13): Yeah, like video games, action movies, detectives, but anime stuff too.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:17): Cool.
elan_einlhander (0:08:19): Like DBZ, giant fighting robots.
elan_einlhander (0:08:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:30): The Bruce Lee one was insane.
elan_einlhander (0:08:37): You've seen The Game of Death, right?
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:40): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:42): Over and over again.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:45): With the yellow spandex?
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:47): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:09:00): Rofl, the episode had him in that, it was the ultimate fighting weapon.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:02): That's what inspired me to wear my fruity yellow shirt.
elan_einlhander (0:09:11): And he fired a kamehame wave with it on.
elan_einlhander (0:09:23): I couldn't place that suit at first.
elan_einlhander (0:09:30): I was like "Why the yellow thing, who wore that..."
elan_einlhander (0:09:42): Then I remembered that movie, and how Bruce Lee actually got away with wearing yellow spandex.
elan_einlhander (0:09:49): And kicked a big black guy's ass.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:55): Big blind black guy.
elan_einlhander (0:09:57): A BIG black guy.
elan_einlhander (0:10:01): With his short shorts.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:06): Abdul Kabar.
elan_einlhander (0:10:12): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:13): ~can't remember his middle name~
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:34): I have the entire NiGHTS soundtrack.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:39): And Christmas NiGHTS soundtrack.
elan_einlhander (0:10:44): I have MIDIs. :\
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:47): And found a great website for downloading Sega soundtracks.
elan_einlhander (0:10:49): Good MIDIs, though.
elan_einlhander (0:10:53): MP3s?
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:55): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:10:56): Ooo
elan_einlhander (0:11:00): Well, no
elan_einlhander (0:11:02): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:04): It rocked my socks how good the site was.
elan_einlhander (0:11:05): Not going online.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:17): Ad-aware isn't cutting it?
elan_einlhander (0:11:31): Nor is Microsoft antispyware, or Spybot.
elan_einlhander (0:11:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:36): I'm hard-core infected.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:37): Shnikies.
elan_einlhander (0:11:38): Can't get it out.
elan_einlhander (0:11:48): Gonna have to reformat. -_-
elan_einlhander (0:11:53): Which will be a blast.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:54): I guess.
elan_einlhander (0:11:56): Since I don't have Windows. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:02): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (0:12:15): I'm calling up that sunovabitch repair man, 'cause he was gonna reload XP Professional on my comp if we had to reformat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:24): Which you have to.
elan_einlhander (0:12:27): And I figure, since he did NOT fix my computer, and I still paid him, that he owes me that much.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:29): And he just didn't notice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:50): 'Cause yeah, I don't have Windows, or any drivers instillation things.
elan_einlhander (0:12:52): Or whatever.
elan_einlhander (0:12:56): I don't know.
elan_einlhander (0:13:00): Sick of computers.
elan_einlhander (0:13:19): "I only play PC games, you're wasting your time on console games."
elan_einlhander (0:13:24): My consoles don't flip me the bird.
elan_einlhander (0:13:34): As my computer has gotten into the habit of.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:35): Cha-ching.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:44): ~the sound of David flipping the bird~
elan_einlhander (0:14:06): My SNES goes "Oh, wanna play CT? Well go ahe- wait, having trouble starting. Will you blow into the game? ....Thanks chief, here it goes."
elan_einlhander (0:14:07): *works*
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:33): THERE WAS A LIVE-ACTION KIKAIDER SHOW!!!!
elan_einlhander (0:14:33): PSX games tend to shit me after a while, but that's not the system's fault.
elan_einlhander (0:14:37): Nuh-uh.
elan_einlhander (0:14:46): *said nuh-uh*
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:39): Wow, this wikipedia entry really makes me wanna watch Kikaider.
elan_einlhander (0:17:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:17:12): Max Stone on Sealab.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:18): And the music on the official Kikaider website does too.
elan_einlhander (0:17:18): "Whip CRACKA"
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:21): Max Stone?
elan_einlhander (0:17:33): He bought Sealab, he's a trillionaire, I love his voice.
elan_einlhander (0:17:42): He's got a personal electric guitarist.
elan_einlhander (0:17:50): And smacking crocodiles with pieces of wood.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:07): Apparently the guy who played Murphy died
elan_einlhander (0:18:20): .And Shanks is ironically enough the guy's son, or something.
elan_einlhander (0:18:34): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:18:39): Monkey banana raffle.
elan_einlhander (0:22:46): I'm sitting in a chair comprised of half a roll of duct tape.
elan_einlhander (0:22:49): Know my rocking chair?
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:54): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:23:05): Well, I brought it over here.
elan_einlhander (0:23:10): And it fell into two pieces.
elan_einlhander (0:23:16): Top and bottom.
elan_einlhander (0:23:21): So I duct taped the whole thing together.
elan_einlhander (0:23:23): And it works.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:23:32): I again, have yet to face a problem I could not solve with duct tape.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:24): I'm being told by some anime-nerd website to download ZANGO MESSENGER NOW.
elan_einlhander (0:24:39): Nope, no thanks.
elan_einlhander (0:24:40): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): They can suck me, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:11): So many people are lined up to suck us.
elan_einlhander (0:25:35): Yet my cock seems to go thoroughly unsucked.
elan_einlhander (0:25:37): Why is that?
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:49): Dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:03): But people are suckin' my cock when they say that they liked Cyborg 009 but hated Kikaider.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:12): When I loved Kikaider but hated Cyborg 009. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:18): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:26:26): Cyborg 009 was just out there.
elan_einlhander (0:26:36): Or, Cyborg Double-oh-nine, as I like to call it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:08): Good times hating the CN announcer girl.
elan_einlhander (0:27:11): So stupid.
elan_einlhander (0:27:15): Doesn't even know their own shows.
elan_einlhander (0:27:38): Confusing Duel Masters and Yu-Gi-Oh!
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:48): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:27:52): Which is PERFECTLY understandable to someone who just knows these shows exist, and doesn't know specifics.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:53): I hate that bitch.
elan_einlhander (0:28:04): But to the REPRESENATIVE of the network, now that's pushing it.
elan_einlhander (0:28:34): Lol, I chewed Heather out at work because she was talking about moving in with this guy Jordan who works there.
elan_einlhander (0:28:42): And she's dating this other guy that works there, Phil.
elan_einlhander (0:28:55): And I said it wasn't right, and she's like "Oh it's okay, we're just friends."
elan_einlhander (0:29:00): And I made a hole with one hand.
elan_einlhander (0:29:05): And stuck out the finger of the other.
elan_einlhander (0:29:15): And my hands had sex while I explained how that just won't work out.
elan_einlhander (0:29:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:52): That's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:55): Good job Doug, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:30:06): Her mouth was hanging open in disbelief.
elan_einlhander (0:30:18): Like it was absurd that I'd even consider them having a sexual interest.
elan_einlhander (0:30:50): Which as David and I know, is not all that unheard of, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:30:56): Guys want in girls pants.
elan_einlhander (0:30:57): All the time.
elan_einlhander (0:31:03): I speak from experience now.
elan_einlhander (0:31:25): But watch, I'll end up rooming with a girl. -_-
elan_einlhander (0:31:50): Oh, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:31:59): I keep my hair tie put away with chewed up gum, now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:11): ...Why?
elan_einlhander (0:32:22): I kept losing it, when I went to sleep, no matter where I put it.
elan_einlhander (0:32:35): And there's this bit of OLD chewed up gum on the bottom of the top bunk on me and Dave's beds.
elan_einlhander (0:32:46): So I made a little loop with it, and stuck my tie in there, and stick it.
elan_einlhander (0:32:57): And I'll be damned if I lose my hair tie now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:51): Anyway, I'm hittin' the sack. Peace be.
elan_einlhander (0:35:01): I was about to make the same declaration.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:08): I'll log on before I leave tomorrow, to check the weather and to send you a message.
elan_einlhander (0:35:16): I'll log on too, I need to shower.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:17): Peezout.
elan_einlhander (0:35:19): Peace.
elan_einlhander (23:33:11): Wellsir, you'll be glad to know I got my MP3 up and running.
elan_einlhander (23:33:14): And it is awesome
elan_einlhander (23:33:17): it's so LOUD.
elan_einlhander (23:33:26): Louder than my speakers could even get it seems, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:46): I downloaded 58 songs onto it, and the only problem I'm having is it plays the songs in alphabetical order, rather than the order I chose when copying it from the computer.
elan_einlhander (23:34:54): Trying to figure out how to change that, I'm sure there's a way.
elan_einlhander (23:35:11): I can still pick an individual song to play, of course.

3-26-05


vencabot_teppoo (3:00:04): Mine is 1337 too. ^_^ I'm grateful for the gift, and if you ever need the $100 dollars, or however much this cost, BACK, just ask; my dad said that he'd be willing to help pay back the favor whenever you need it. My MP3 player is the same way; plays in alphabetical order. Fix it by renaming the songs in alphabetical order after you copy them to the mp3 player: 01 - NiGHTS Opening, 02 - She Had Long Ears, etc. The 0 in front makes 02 come BEFORE 12, for example.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:18): That way, when it reads it in alphabetical order, it's the order you want.
elan_einlhander (16:10:24): Well, I'm not even sure if I can rename them while in the mp3 player, and it seems to take the song's original name.
elan_einlhander (16:10:45): Either way I'm psyched, it's so tiny and LOUD, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:03): I pull it out like you did with your tracfone.

3-27-05


elan_einlhander (20:26:08): Hey Arcturus.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:58): Howdy, Sirius.
elan_einlhander (20:28:07): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:23): Lol. Pull out your MP3 player like I do my tracfone.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:29): "Dun nuh dun nuh..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:31): "Dun nuh dun nuh..."
elan_einlhander (20:28:31): "Dunun-
elan_einlhander (20:28:32): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:47): I figured out reason #101 why long hair is awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:28:51): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:14): I wear my headphones but snake the wire down my back and into my pocket, and with my hair, you can't even tell that I'm wearing headphones.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:29:48): Haha, I did that at work yesterday.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:55): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:29:56): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:30:33): So, enjoying your battery-sized toy? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:40): *has been showing it off*
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:48): Yep, pretty fly. I love it. I've been showing it off to my family.
elan_einlhander (20:31:05): Yeah, it blew my mom's mind.
elan_einlhander (20:31:11): Technology is so insane now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:31): The technology blows MY mind, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:31:43): David, mine uses a AA battery, right.
elan_einlhander (20:31:55): If it didn't...
elan_einlhander (20:31:58): It could be like the size of a nickel
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:13): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:36): Meanwhile, I'm playing Sword of Mana.
elan_einlhander (20:33:40): o_O?
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:09): As with every Mana game, Mushbooms are bitches.
elan_einlhander (20:35:08): I did get that song order thing down-pat.
elan_einlhander (20:35:21): I changed their names in the play list just before they were recorded, after it switched itself back.
elan_einlhander (20:35:25): So now I have sweet, sweet order.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:35): > chaos
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:35:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:35:57): I recorded my voice, and I sound nuts.
elan_einlhander (20:36:01): I sound like Dan, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:08): lol
elan_einlhander (20:37:27): "Dun nuh nuh nuh..."
elan_einlhander (20:37:31): I did it to so many people.
elan_einlhander (20:37:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:52): Oh, dude, I dunno about yours, but mine is freakin' LOUD if I want it to be.
elan_einlhander (20:38:07): I first used it right, and I was like "Wow, these are loud headphones for being so small"
elan_einlhander (20:38:16): Then come to find out I'm only at like 30% volume maximum.
elan_einlhander (20:38:24): I can't even stand having it on full-blast, my brain bleeds.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:38): Mine doesn't get that loud. It's max volume is normal volume for my dad, lol
elan_einlhander (20:38:41): Blizzeeds.
elan_einlhander (20:38:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:39:49): It's now very easy to hook up and exhange songs with.
elan_einlhander (20:40:01): I just plug it in, WMP opens automatically, and away I go.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:08): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:12): Mine is like an extra drive.
elan_einlhander (20:40:15): Yup
elan_einlhander (20:40:16): G drive.
elan_einlhander (20:40:21): for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:22): I plug it in, then copy-paste to it. Mine is E drive.
elan_einlhander (20:40:52): I have two hard drives, C and D, and two disc drives, E and F.
elan_einlhander (20:40:56): So my mp3 player is drive G.
elan_einlhander (20:42:52): Wait... what the hell happened.
elan_einlhander (20:42:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:42:57): Some of the songs went back to their old names.
elan_einlhander (20:42:58): -_-
elan_einlhander (20:43:01): *gets to tweaking again*
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:25): Weird.
elan_einlhander (20:47:29): Shit, did I break it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:46): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (20:50:43): Hm, where do these play lists save to.
elan_einlhander (20:51:06): You'd think in the WMP folder.
elan_einlhander (20:51:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:08): I don't know. I think in the My Music, My Playlists flder.
elan_einlhander (20:51:26): David is a genius as always.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:27): Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:32): I don't see a folder called that.
elan_einlhander (20:51:33): They're in that folder, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:40): My music, my playlist.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:45): Probably because I have no playlists.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:46): :D
elan_einlhander (20:51:51): :D
elan_einlhander (20:52:05): I was hoping I could take my play list, and suck the individual songs from it.
elan_einlhander (20:52:11): So I don't have to go through and rename them all again. -_-
elan_einlhander (20:53:21): Well, if this copy doesn't work right, I'll just go through and find them all individually.
elan_einlhander (20:53:25): I for one hate playlists.
elan_einlhander (20:53:33): I, for one, hate playlists.
elan_einlhander (20:53:39): Yeah, that's better.
elan_einlhander (20:53:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:53:45): *has to type it as he would have said it*
elan_einlhander (20:53:58): So, I'm babbling endlessly, what are you up to?
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:14): Playing Sword of Mana. :oD
elan_einlhander (20:54:24): Oh, yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:54:26): Short memory-span.
elan_einlhander (20:54:54): So refresh me, WHY are you playing that again?
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:26): Because I feel like playing a Gameboy game.
elan_einlhander (20:55:29): god damn it, why does it do that.
elan_einlhander (20:55:38): There must be a correlation.
elan_einlhander (20:55:56): Ohhh, I see it now.
elan_einlhander (20:55:59): It's the wma's
elan_einlhander (20:56:12): When I change their names, to put in numbers, they do just that when I copy them.
elan_einlhander (20:56:15): But the mp3s don't.
elan_einlhander (20:56:20): They retain their original names.
elan_einlhander (20:56:22): How strange.
elan_einlhander (21:23:32): I'm scared to close the window after all of that editing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:42): Can Zerg queens use spawn broodling on any unit?
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:53): As far as I know.
elan_einlhander (21:25:08): Because I was playing today, and they did it like eight billion times
elan_einlhander (21:25:08): but
elan_einlhander (21:25:12): it was always on a dragoon.
elan_einlhander (21:25:16): I had other units.
elan_einlhander (21:25:20): So I'm just wondering
elan_einlhander (21:25:27): Because I hate that skill. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:26:41): Hmm, looks like it worked this time..
elan_einlhander (21:27:02): *dances and goes to get chocolate cake*
elan_einlhander (21:50:27): Someone put sugar on this chocolate cake.
elan_einlhander (21:50:34): Like, sprinkled sugar on top of it.
elan_einlhander (21:50:37): Who would do such a thing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:39): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:43): Dan.
elan_einlhander (21:51:06): It's like "Hm, what does this CAKE need.. sprinkles? Frosting? No... SUGAR, right on the top, like salt."
elan_einlhander (22:16:46): Oh God.... shouldn't have ate it all..
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:53): You foolish fool! Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:02): Going to die, I feel diabetes coming on..
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:12): You deserve it.
elan_einlhander (22:17:24): With my last breath, I curse you, you faggot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:36): :o(
elan_einlhander (22:17:54): David, rolls are so good.
elan_einlhander (22:17:55): So fucking good.
elan_einlhander (22:17:59): @_@
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:08): They are.
elan_einlhander (22:18:10): Someone made like thirty rolls to go with dinner.
elan_einlhander (22:18:13): I ate fifteen.
elan_einlhander (22:18:55): I opened up a shop on MM, finally.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:26): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:19:59): My entire stock was bought out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:13): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:17): Jib jub.
elan_einlhander (22:23:07): *does a mark-up*
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:27): Mark-up?
elan_einlhander (22:23:39): The price, since they sold so well.
elan_einlhander (22:23:44): gonna experiment, find a perfect level.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:45): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:46): Good.
elan_einlhander (22:24:04): gonna move it up from 7k apiece, to 7.5k.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:11): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (22:28:49): I apparently had fourteen dollars in change sitting around.
elan_einlhander (22:28:57): My brother got bored, so he counted and rolled it all.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:08): Dave?
elan_einlhander (22:29:13): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:29:19): He was quiet for the past hour.
elan_einlhander (22:29:23): Come to find out he's been counting my change.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:45): Good times.
elan_einlhander (22:30:10): As always.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:25): I'm gonna go make some sweet, delicious pop-corn.
elan_einlhander (22:30:52): pop-corn
elan_einlhander (22:30:54): Popcorn
elan_einlhander (22:30:59): I think it's just one word.
elan_einlhander (22:31:01): o_O
elan_einlhander (22:31:07): Doug, shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (22:34:33): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:34:45): I restocked my shop, and the guy who bought me out before walked in and bought out the stock again.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:26): Why the hell did I say "pop-corn."
elan_einlhander (22:36:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:06): elan_einlhander: Technology is insane, Koree. rootxero: ...? rootxero: who? elan_einlhander: ...YOU elan_einlhander: Koree. rootxero: so, as i was saying rootxero: Technology is insane, Koree. elan_einlhander: I don't know what you were saying. elan_einlhander: So why did you say who? rootxero: what? elan_einlhander: ... elan_einlhander: Nevermind rootxero: rofl
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:41:06): Am I missing something in that conversation?
vencabot_teppoo (22:41:19): You got Bugs'ed.
elan_einlhander (22:41:25): Apparently so.
elan_einlhander (22:44:09): I can't believe I lost BOTH of my StarCraft discs.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:30): Congratulations.
elan_einlhander (22:44:41): I had two copies of the game, like I told you, as well as an expansion disc.
elan_einlhander (22:44:45): Somehow they are both gone, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:58): You know how that is.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:58): Go intimidate Cody, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:06): His fat ass is gone.
elan_einlhander (22:45:14): Oh, bad BAD news.
elan_einlhander (22:45:27): I'm stuck alone with Rebecca for a week during Spring Break.
elan_einlhander (22:45:29): ... >_o
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:16): Well, if you DO smack her tits around, smack them around twice as hard for me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:17): :D
elan_einlhander (22:46:25): All right, for you, David.
elan_einlhander (22:46:31): And I'll suck her nipples twice as hard.
elan_einlhander (22:46:32): For you.
elan_einlhander (22:46:59): Because we're just that tight.
elan_einlhander (22:47:44): And so is she.
elan_einlhander (22:47:45): ... :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:55): No, she's loose as a goose.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:59): A slutty, slutty goose.Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:14): Big flabby pussy lips.
elan_einlhander (22:48:20): Like a black man.
elan_einlhander (22:49:25): Big stinky sweaty flabby pussy lips.
elan_einlhander (22:49:31): *rambles off on a tangent, in a loop*
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:51:29): Speaking of big stinky sweaty flabby pussy lips. Nothing puts me at ease like listening to a fat girl talk about foreplay and sex with her boyfriend.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:52:16): My imagination tormented with the burning image of her hairy cunt.
elan_einlhander (22:52:18): :D
elan_einlhander (22:52:22): Food for thought.
elan_einlhander (22:56:18): Speaking of food for thought, I am in love with the new Dew design.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:27): Design?
elan_einlhander (22:56:31): They change the logo, slightly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:36): Ah.
elan_einlhander (22:56:36): It's more dynamic.
elan_einlhander (22:59:12): Wow, staring at a lit florescent bulb for a long time sure makes yah sleepy.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:10): And, supposedly, makes you sneeze.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:16): If it's above you.
elan_einlhander (23:00:24): I'm stuffy, but I haven't sneezed.
elan_einlhander (23:00:29): it's sorta above me, it's over my monitor.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:16): If you look STRAIGHT up at a bright light, you'll sneeze.
elan_einlhander (23:01:25): Nuh-uh.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:37): The bright light burns your eyes, so tears get made and then they start to drizzle down the back of your nostrils.
elan_einlhander (23:01:46): ....Nuh-uh.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:46): It almost always works.
elan_einlhander (23:01:55): Doug's end-all argument.
elan_einlhander (23:01:58): "Nuh-uh."
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:00): "
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:03): ~was gonna type that~
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:02:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:02:08): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:24): MSU is in the Final Four. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:29): Oh, excuse me:
elan_einlhander (23:02:31): And I don't care. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:34): MSU is in the Final Four. :oD
elan_einlhander (23:02:40): I care even less. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:08): I enterred a contest.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:16): Which I never do, but guess what the prize is?
elan_einlhander (23:03:23): Do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:26): A ticket to Las Vegas.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:03:35): Oh, that weather shit?
elan_einlhander (23:03:36): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:40): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:46): I downloaded that bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:54): I was like, "what, bitch? u pwnzed."
elan_einlhander (23:04:06): Smacked that bitch up, stuck your dick in her mouth, and downloaded her allll night looooooong.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:12): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:34): And I ate those Spongebob Airheads today, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:39): I was like, "holla" and ate 'em.
elan_einlhander (23:04:47): Lol, I forgot you still had them.
elan_einlhander (23:04:57): Like me discovering that grilled stuft in my pocket.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:06:08): Rayeneth@#athabascor: yeah but your a dirty half elf elan
elan_einlhander (23:06:15): Ever seen Last of the Mohicans? Or however tha't spelled.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:22): Sounds familiar.
elan_einlhander (23:06:43): Where that indian sees the litter and sheds a single tear.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:02): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:07:48): I did that, right there.
elan_einlhander (23:08:01): *should get an emoticon for that.
elan_einlhander (23:08:10): ;_-
elan_einlhander (23:08:11): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:08:18): ;_<
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:55): ;_'
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:42): :'o(
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:47): Doug's like, "Noooooooo!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:58): :oO "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:14): Oh my God, I haven't used that emoticon in forever. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:15): :O
elan_einlhander (23:10:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:29): :OOOOO
elan_einlhander (23:10:53): Turning into Kiprin.
elan_einlhander (23:13:53): Lol, I love smacking the shit out of cocky newbs.
elan_einlhander (23:14:04): That guy who called me a dirty half-elf challenged me.
elan_einlhander (23:14:08): I whooped his ass, hard-core.
elan_einlhander (23:14:19): Didn't cast anything other than like fireball, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:20): Congratulations on beating a noob.
elan_einlhander (23:14:21): Just stood there.
elan_einlhander (23:14:25): He's level 224.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:28): ...
elan_einlhander (23:14:29): He's just got a newb's attitude.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:31): A noob.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:33): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:42): A noob compared to ~VT~
elan_einlhander (23:15:16): ...
elan_einlhander (23:15:17): You should
elan_einlhander (23:15:21): hack MM, and make an Immortal VT.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:36): That would be the END ALL PRANK.
elan_einlhander (23:15:42): or make VT WUZ HEER on the start-up screen.
elan_einlhander (23:15:47): In huge letters.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:04): A thunderously loud voice echoes through reality, "Holla."
elan_einlhander (23:16:21): Rofl, that's a early fourth classer's voice, I hope you know.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:32): Yeah, I knew that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:36): Since I know so much about MM.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:37): And care.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:39): >:o(
elan_einlhander (23:16:41): So much <3
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:48): :3
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:18:06): Gotta love these classic brotherly moments.
elan_einlhander (23:18:13): Like my brother farting in his sleep, several times in a row.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:25:03): Too bad we didn't go on our adventure on Saturday.
elan_einlhander (23:25:06): It was even more gorgeous out.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:10): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:25:33): I turned into you, I kept going "God I love this WEATHER!" to Steve like every ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:42): Way to be me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:45): David loves weather.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:47): What can he say.
elan_einlhander (23:26:04): It's hard not to feel good when the weather is sweet as fuck out.
elan_einlhander (23:26:09): Yes, sweet as fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:11): Swe-
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:13): Dammit, Doug.
elan_einlhander (23:26:14): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:26:14): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:26:18): Shizzam.
elan_einlhander (23:26:51): It was so awesome telling that story, though.
elan_einlhander (23:26:55): About walking for like twenty miles.
elan_einlhander (23:26:58): And why?
elan_einlhander (23:27:01): Just to get to the mall.
elan_einlhander (23:27:11): Walking down the road like drifters.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:57): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:06): But by God, the mission was accomplished.
elan_einlhander (23:28:21): In the sweetest way possible.
elan_einlhander (23:28:59): There was long hair, good weather, peeing, Mexican food, fat girls, girls with nice titties, endless stretches of road, smoothies, and mp3s.
elan_einlhander (23:29:02): Who could ask for more.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:28): And some random guy who wanted to be our friend.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:31): But who we just ignored.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:48): And some random guy who wanted to sell a PS2 memory card for cigarette money.
elan_einlhander (23:29:49): And a guy who snatched a memory card to sell.
elan_einlhander (23:29:51): ..
elan_einlhander (23:29:52): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:29:54): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:01): Good times.
elan_einlhander (23:30:06): Insane times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:09): And a white girl hanging out with a black girl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:16): And fags who all wore the same shirt.
elan_einlhander (23:30:19): Everyone was like "Why didn't you at least take the bus?"
elan_einlhander (23:30:48): It like wasn't even an option to us.
elan_einlhander (23:30:49): Walk or die.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:59): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:31:11): And of course, Fire Mountain.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:19): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:05): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:18): I typed up the entire ASCII chart in Microsoft Word.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:30): And, for some reason, got a spelling error... and only one.
elan_einlhander (23:33:33): God bless it.
elan_einlhander (23:33:34): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:35): "i"
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:53): "Cannot find 'i' in the dictionary. Did you mean 'I'?"
elan_einlhander (23:34:00): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:34:02): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:10): David: "...It's... intermingled with every OTHER lower-case alphabet character."
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:29): "You didn't give me an error on 'h' or 'j.' "
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:39): CPU: "...Did you mean 'I' or not, buddy?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:34:59): Oh, I forgot to tell you
elan_einlhander (23:35:22): Apparently my phone, my sweet one, has an internal linguistic dictionary thing, for text messaging.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:29): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:31): What?!
elan_einlhander (23:35:33): Where it continously offers the ends of words for you.
elan_einlhander (23:35:44): Like if you start a word, it displays the most likely thing you were trying to say.
vencabot_teppoo (23:35:51): Yeah, that's what Iw figured,lol.
elan_einlhander (23:35:56): For quicker messaging.
elan_einlhander (23:36:05): Which blew my mind, my phone is too sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:23): "H-"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:26): "Hello?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:29): "Ho-"
elan_einlhander (23:36:32): That was the example the book used, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:32): "Hoop?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:38): "Hol-"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:41): "Hold?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:46): "Holl-"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:51): "Holler?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:58): "Holla-"
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:01): "Holland?"
elan_einlhander (23:37:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:06): *sends*
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:47): I died in Sword of Mana. :o(
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:55): Which means I'm never gonna play it again, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:37:56): David, that nose thing needs to STOP.
elan_einlhander (23:39:10): I want a mini-piano.
elan_einlhander (23:39:13): Like Schroder has.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:42): I'm goin' to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:49): pece
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:53): :)
elan_einlhander (23:40:02): Peace out.


4-1-05


vencabot_teppoo (20:00:08): Doug must come on about as often as I do these days, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:21): HOLLA AT YA BOY
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:22): HOLLA AT YA BOY
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:24): HOLLA AT YA BOY
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:27): !!!!! :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:31): Hey, Doug.
elan_einlhander (20:47:38): I've been on every night you sunavibitch.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:08): :D
elan_einlhander (20:48:21): Been playing WarCraft III a lot, though.
elan_einlhander (20:48:28): Which I was doing on the other computer.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:33): Why?
elan_einlhander (20:48:42): Stronger processor.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:45): Ah.
elan_einlhander (20:48:50): But now their audio device decided to shit out.
elan_einlhander (20:48:55): And I refuse to play WarCraft without sound.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:04): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:49:17): I don't watch the map enough, so I wouldn't even know I as under attack.
elan_einlhander (20:49:18): was*
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:27): You'd be like, :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:33): And your shit would be burning to the ground.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:43): And your poor, muted guards would be screaming their heads off.
elan_einlhander (20:49:44): I beat the Orc campaign, good stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:50:02): The humanoid Orc going up against evil God of destruction.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:26): Doug refers to Thrall as squishy Orc.
elan_einlhander (20:50:45): The closest thing the Orcs have to a scholar.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:20): You know what guy I'm talking about, right?
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:44): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:46): The smart one.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:48): That talks.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:51): And has hair.
elan_einlhander (20:51:52): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:59): Glorious black hair.
elan_einlhander (20:52:24): Highlander and I finally had something I can call a fight.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:43): Yay?
elan_einlhander (20:52:52): I guess, lol, some stuff definitely needed to be said.
elan_einlhander (20:52:58): Apparently he's been mad at me whenever I "hit" him.
elan_einlhander (20:53:13): But not like hitting him, it's like when I laugh and nudge his arm.
elan_einlhander (20:53:23): Somehow he's been put into the mentality that someone doing that to him is really bad.
elan_einlhander (20:53:26): AKA, pussy logic.
elan_einlhander (20:53:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:36): Yeah, weird.
elan_einlhander (20:53:46): But what happened was.
elan_einlhander (20:53:54): His girlfriend got home, him and I were already there.
elan_einlhander (20:54:09): He wasn't talking to her, and she kept trying to get him to, so she said she was gonna leave if he was gonna act like a baby.
elan_einlhander (20:54:18): So she got up to go, and he runs off after her, leaving me in the house.
elan_einlhander (20:54:24): They're out there for like... half an hour.
elan_einlhander (20:54:31): And I'm already pissed at him.
elan_einlhander (20:54:40): So I'm like fuck this, and get up to leave, and start walking home.
elan_einlhander (20:54:50): Highlandra spazzes, and keeps yelling at me to come back, following me in her car.
elan_einlhander (20:55:03): My goal was to get John to ask me to come back, but he just kept pouting.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:09): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:55:15): So finally she cut me off, and I look in the window at him and tell him to get his pouty ass out of the car.
elan_einlhander (20:55:26): She was getting panicky, 'cause she thought I was gonna kick his ass in the street.
elan_einlhander (20:55:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:55:28): Tempting
elan_einlhander (20:56:05): So we talk while she waits, and I got him to tell me what all happened, and he admitted he had been mad at me.
elan_einlhander (20:56:07): All's well, right/
elan_einlhander (20:56:09): No.
elan_einlhander (20:56:21): Later that night, this gal Crystal wants to go out, and tells John that.
elan_einlhander (20:56:31): So she gets to his house, and all of us are heading out to go out.
elan_einlhander (20:56:37): She then mentions that she meant JUST John.
elan_einlhander (20:56:51): So me and his girl are like haha, no way that'll fly, and look at John.
elan_einlhander (20:56:56): He says nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:43): Continue.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:58:46): And I just realized I was offline
elan_einlhander (20:58:50): What was the last thing you got, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:55): "Tempting."
elan_einlhander (20:58:55): *kept typing while ofline*
elan_einlhander (20:59:07): Elan_Einlhander: So we talk while she waits, and I got him to tell me what all happened, and he admitted he had been mad at me. Elan_Einlhander: All's well, right/ Elan_Einlhander: No. Elan_Einlhander: Later that night, this gal Crystal wants to go out, and tells John that. Elan_Einlhander: So she gets to his house, and all of us are heading out to go out. Elan_Einlhander: She then mentions that she meant JUST John. Elan_Einlhander: So me and his girl are like haha, no way that'll fly, and look at John. Elan_Einlhander: He says nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:43): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:49): He's like, "holla."
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:59:56): Yeah, and so his girl gets reeeeeal quiet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:02): I can imagine.
elan_einlhander (21:00:07): I'm like "Well, do you want us not to go?" I ask this to Crystal.
elan_einlhander (21:00:17): She just kinda shrugs, saying that the other person was only wanting John.
elan_einlhander (21:00:26): John just keeps looking at me, then his girl, then me again.
elan_einlhander (21:00:40): I'm like well if you want to, do it. And he just keeps looking around and finally goes with her.
elan_einlhander (21:00:57): Alicia starts heading into the house, and I'm like shit she's gonna cry, so I follow.
elan_einlhander (21:01:06): And she starts bawling when we're in there, John's mom was there too.
elan_einlhander (21:01:16): I was thinking "Wow, I think we just got dicked."
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:26): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:02:06): So we go down into his basement, and just randomly chat, she's so upset about he didn't stand up for us.
elan_einlhander (21:02:16): I'm like eh, I kinda forced him, and he wanted to please everyone.
elan_einlhander (21:02:22): But I still felt dicked, of course.
elan_einlhander (21:02:35): Eventually she decided we should go on a walk.
elan_einlhander (21:02:39): It's like eleven at night, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:51): Walking at night is awesome. Continue.
elan_einlhander (21:02:58): But walks at night are sweet, so we did it, and ended up going to Cavanaugh park, 'cause she wanted to swing.
elan_einlhander (21:03:10): The whole walk she kept going "Oh this is so NICE."
elan_einlhander (21:03:15): Like the weather and stuff, being outat night
elan_einlhander (21:03:18): Just like you do, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:24): We should hook up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:26): Holla.
elan_einlhander (21:03:30): Holla at yah boy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:32): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:03:39): So we swang, and it was sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:03:48): And sat on a bench telling stories until four am.
elan_einlhander (21:04:11): So the night didn't suck as much as I thought it was, since telling stories is always nice, especially when you're outside in the middle of the night.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:29): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:04:59): But I was telling someone that today, and got to the part where we went.
elan_einlhander (21:05:05): But I chose the worst possibly choice of words ever.
elan_einlhander (21:05:14): "So I spent the night in the woods with John's girlfriend."
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:05:27): So I stopped telling the story, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:35): So much silence afterwards.
elan_einlhander (21:05:37): "...."
elan_einlhander (21:05:53): Good thing he doesn't work there now ,lol
elan_einlhander (21:05:59): Or that would pry get around fast.
elan_einlhander (21:06:16): We didn't do anything, but since I chose that wording, everyone would say it.
elan_einlhander (21:06:25): "Yo I hear Doug spent the night in the woods with your girl."
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:06:42): And I'd just be like. ":D"
elan_einlhander (21:06:56): I wish you were standing behind me all the time, since I suck so bad at telling stories.
elan_einlhander (21:07:07): They're sweet stories, but I get like mid-sentence writer's block.
elan_einlhander (21:07:15): Where I just can't think of how to draw them that picture.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:57): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:08:17): Like telling about Croley's class, it doesn't sound all that crazy when I tell it.
elan_einlhander (21:08:28): And about how we were snaked, exiled, and how I scare people.
elan_einlhander (21:08:41): And ended up being overwhelmed with guilt and telling the truth for the sake of my grade.
elan_einlhander (21:08:45): She got mad at me for that, though?
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:09:28): 'Cause I was explaining how it seemed like psychology was based on decieving people, and she got into that.
elan_einlhander (21:09:48): But when I said we told the truth about that project, and basically asked to fail, she said that was really stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:09:51): So I'm like "God damn it. -_-"
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:16): So stupid. BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:18): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:10:19): Doug's pride got shot in the face.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:19): SO awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:10:21): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:24): I can't believe we did that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:38): I just heard a drive-by shooting.
elan_einlhander (21:10:44): I don't think I would have if you hadn't been there, which sorta disappoints me.
elan_einlhander (21:10:44): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:04): A car drives up,stops, a gun is shot, a little girl screams, and then just screeeaaaams.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:14): Car door closes, car drives off.
elan_einlhander (21:11:22): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (21:12:33): So what has David been up to.
elan_einlhander (21:12:42): Since he obviously wasn't spending the night with girls.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:02): Been sick, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:07): And learning about Chaos theory.
elan_einlhander (21:13:09): Again? Jesus Christ.
elan_einlhander (21:13:10): YES
elan_einlhander (21:13:11): YESSSSSSSS
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:17): Lol. I knew that'd amuse you.
elan_einlhander (21:13:20): *is totally gonna look for his report now*
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:43): I was looking on the internet for fractals and stuff, started learning that it has to do with Chaos theory, read some articles on Chaos Theory, then said, "Wait a minute."
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:50): "Didn't Doug read a huge book about Chaos theory?"
elan_einlhander (21:14:14): I did read several books on it, and it was my final project for Physics.
elan_einlhander (21:14:54): I've forgotten a lot of it, but I still have my report and all of my research material.
elan_einlhander (21:15:31): Yeah, fractals came up a lot in my early Chaos research.
elan_einlhander (21:15:40): *gets such a kick out of capitalizing chaos*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:47): Meanwhile, I started another Achaea character.
elan_einlhander (21:16:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:54): Way to go.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:58): :D
elan_einlhander (21:17:20): WarCraft is too hard, I swear.
elan_einlhander (21:17:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:40): 90-food limit is ree-fucking-dickyouless.
elan_einlhander (21:17:54): I can't even have three full teams with that.
elan_einlhander (21:18:11): SO hard mode seems to be out of the question.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:57): Yeah. WarCraft 3 isn't so much about big teams.
elan_einlhander (21:19:25): Which sucks for me, since my StarCraft strategy revolves around making SEVERAL bases.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:03): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:20:15): WarCraft is about tactical positioning, the right Heroes.
elan_einlhander (21:20:22): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:20:43): Computers are faggots with Heroes.
elan_einlhander (21:20:46): If you play the battle.net
elan_einlhander (21:20:55): Somehow they get all of their Heroes to level 10 in like five minutes.
elan_einlhander (21:20:58): And storm your city.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:40): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:22:05): StarCraft, you get rushed yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:22:12): But they're still all average units
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:50): Not godly HERO units, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:22:58): Paladins are the cheapest fuckers ever.
elan_einlhander (21:22:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:03): I hate going up against them.
elan_einlhander (21:23:11): "KILL THE PALADIN!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:17): But everyone.... EVERYONE loves whats-his-face.
elan_einlhander (21:23:19): "Uh, he seems to be INVINCIBLE for the itme being, sir."
elan_einlhander (21:23:23): Uther?
elan_einlhander (21:23:24): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:23:26): Or Arthas?
elan_einlhander (21:23:28): The dick
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:29): Well, him, but Arthas.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:46): Arthas the dick-knight.
elan_einlhander (21:23:51): We all saw it coming
elan_einlhander (21:23:52): But still
elan_einlhander (21:24:23): Night-elves are... weird.
elan_einlhander (21:24:27): I started their campaign today.
elan_einlhander (21:27:33): Guess who got to haul around 41 cinder blocks, twice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:49): ...Me?
elan_einlhander (21:28:02): Yes, me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:28:18): my mom got this GREAT IDEA>
elan_einlhander (21:28:26): Our basement is an unfinished basement, right.
elan_einlhander (21:28:29): Basically the floor is made of mud
elan_einlhander (21:28:44): So my grandpa has like a hundred cinder blocks in the basement over HERE.
elan_einlhander (21:28:54): So she's like "HEY, let's haul those blocks to our house and make a floor out of them!"
elan_einlhander (21:29:00): "But whoooooooo's gonna lift 'em..."
elan_einlhander (21:29:11): Doug is sadly the closest thing to a man in the house. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:37): So my mom would prop the blocks on the stairs, I'd pick one up, take it outside, and put it in the van.
elan_einlhander (21:29:39): Forty one times.
elan_einlhander (21:29:58): Then we drive to the house, where me and John's combined effort get them down there.
elan_einlhander (21:30:05): I've like ruined my back, lol
elan_einlhander (21:30:14): 'Cause the door of the basement is like three feet tall.
elan_einlhander (21:30:16): So you gotta hunch in.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:47): Nice.
elan_einlhander (21:31:11): But it's strangely gratifying to go out, get really dirty and sweaty doing back-breaking labour.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:40): Well, maybe you'll be lucky enough to do it for a living some day. :D
elan_einlhander (21:32:49): Kick-ass, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:10): Doug and David, out in the fields with their shirts off, a pair of gloves on.
elan_einlhander (21:33:14): Hauling around random heavy stuff.
elan_einlhander (21:33:16): Like MEN.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:30): Like hetero, hetero, HETERO-sexual MEN.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:33): GRRRRRRR.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:37): RAAAAWR.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:33:45): GUGAAAAAWWWW.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:49): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:51): My guy in Achaea is now fully dressed. Get hype.
elan_einlhander (21:35:02): In a zoot-suit?
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:13): Quote me when I say, "Judging from the inventories of these shops, I'd assume that I'm the only guy in the world that likes to wear underpants."
elan_einlhander (21:35:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:52): The biggest reason to play Achaea is that you can sheathe and draw your swords, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:00): That's enough to draw ANYONE in.
elan_einlhander (21:36:05): Even David.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:11): Among other things.
elan_einlhander (21:36:26): Like hard-core cybering.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:29): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:31): HARD core.
elan_einlhander (21:36:46): Full-on experience.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:58): Get tail-fucked in MM, Doug. I dare you.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:00): You CAN'T.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:42): I can't, it's true.
elan_einlhander (21:37:46): I can only get the front-stuff.
elan_einlhander (21:37:48): Booooooring.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:05): *resists the ass or die comment*
elan_einlhander (21:38:18): *doesn't want to over-use it*
elan_einlhander (21:40:03): David.
elan_einlhander (21:40:12): Why would people use a wireless network for stationary desk-tops.
elan_einlhander (21:40:16): ...
elan_einlhander (21:40:18): desktops
elan_einlhander (21:40:20): Whatever
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:23): No idea.
elan_einlhander (21:40:42): My grandpa did, and that's apparently why their internet sucked SO bad those times i used to be here.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:43): Maybe they've suddenly begun to shit money.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:54): And they need to get rid of it before it starts to drizzle down their pant-legs.
elan_einlhander (21:40:56): Wireless isn't the most dependable thing in the world.
elan_einlhander (21:41:14): The only reason to use wireless is for if you plan to move your computer a lot, I would think.
elan_einlhander (21:41:17): And want to stay online.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:40): Or if you're wire-a-phobic.
elan_einlhander (21:41:49): Yeah, I guess.
elan_einlhander (21:42:00): But yeah, their phones like interfered with it and shit.
elan_einlhander (21:42:05): So Comcast comes out to check it out.
elan_einlhander (21:42:20): And they're like you're wireless connection gets interference from 2.4 ghz phones.
elan_einlhander (21:42:29): And I was like wait... you're using WIRELESS?
elan_einlhander (21:42:35): For a pair of desktop computers.
elan_einlhander (21:42:37): Fucking retards.
elan_einlhander (21:42:38): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:42:48): The computers are like.. fifteen feet away from each other, too.
elan_einlhander (21:43:13): SOme people get way too turned on by cool technology.
elan_einlhander (21:43:30): Turns out now we need a hub.
elan_einlhander (21:43:38): I can't access my e-mail, any e-mail, on the DSL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:39): Yay for hubs.
elan_einlhander (21:43:49): And SBC is trying to tell us it's because of the D-link we use to link the internet.
elan_einlhander (21:44:06): Since it's a different brand, it sends out it's own signal, mixes it up, and as a result we can't use e-mail
elan_einlhander (21:44:07): ?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:18): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (21:44:26): So now they're telling us to buy a fucking hub.
elan_einlhander (21:44:33): After telling us we need a ninety dollar fucking filter.
elan_einlhander (21:44:42): I'm getting real tired of this nonsense, we should have just stuck with Comcast.
elan_einlhander (21:44:56): The ten buck a month difference really isn't worth the stress and bonus costs.
elan_einlhander (21:46:25): Finel, I'll say it.
elan_einlhander (21:46:27): Nice avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:34): Thank you, thank you. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:14): Mmm, KFC-tastic.
elan_einlhander (21:50:02): Oh, by the way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:03): Holla at your boy. ~kills sheep and lambs~
elan_einlhander (21:50:13): I tried some Healthy Choice dinners.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:20): Mmm...
elan_einlhander (21:50:21): Since they were half-off.
elan_einlhander (21:50:34): They were pretty look, surprisingly juicy chicken.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:41): Pretty look?
elan_einlhander (21:50:46): ...
elan_einlhander (21:50:54): Pretty.. wow, what word did I intend to use.
elan_einlhander (21:51:02): I guess good.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:02): Tasty?
elan_einlhander (21:51:03): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:04): Nummy?
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:29): I should go make some food soon.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:39): Doug: "Thank you for telling me, David."
elan_einlhander (21:56:44): Oh, I forgot to mention.
elan_einlhander (21:56:47): I played with a PSP.
elan_einlhander (21:56:52): And I'm in love with it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:59): No Square-button stickage?
elan_einlhander (21:57:05): The games suck balls, but just like with the DS, It's so stylish I have to love it.
elan_einlhander (21:57:07): No, of course not.
elan_einlhander (21:57:27): I played Metal Gear Ac!d.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:04): Ac!d.
elan_einlhander (21:58:10): Ac!d
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:11): Was it any good?
elan_einlhander (21:58:12): Not Acid.
elan_einlhander (21:58:13): Nope.
elan_einlhander (21:58:14): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:16): Too bad.
elan_einlhander (21:58:24): Snake looks weird, you can never move freely.
elan_einlhander (21:58:25): Ever.
elan_einlhander (21:58:32): You have to use a card just to take a few steps.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:41): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:50): ~just got jumped by a pig while sleeping. Thought it was a dream~
elan_einlhander (21:59:12): *pees on you while you dream*
elan_einlhander (21:59:12): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:19): Man, my avatar is awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:59:28): So is my urine, on your avatar.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:33): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:35): :o(
elan_einlhander (21:59:42): And on your face.

4-2-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:08): I am the 1337 pr0n when it comes to writing character descriptions.
Elan_Einlhander (0:00:38): Wow, I must have just accidentally ate shit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:45): ...
Elan_Einlhander (0:00:58): I'm eating chips and beans right.
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:00): And life is good.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:03): Now, if it were anyone else, I'd think, "He's exaggerating."
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:05): Then I dip and eat another chip.
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:17): And the foulest taste in my entire life flooded into my throat and down my throat.
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:28): my eyes teared up.
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:42): But I just kept chewing, and swallowed.
Elan_Einlhander (0:01:47): *hopes he isn't scarred for life now*
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:02): That's... a shame, Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (0:02:16): It really is, considering I'm eating one of the greatest things in the world.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:40): I remember, years ago, going over to your house for one of the first times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:44): "We should get chips and beans."
Elan_Einlhander (0:03:04): Dun nuh nuh, as somebody might say.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:09): Doug: "Chips and beans? What about chips and salsa?"
Elan_Einlhander (0:03:13): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:13): David: "No, chips and beans."
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:17): Doug: "Cold?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:21): David: "Right outta the can."
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:22): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:03:27): Doug was unfamiliar with the concept of just plain old refried beans.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:39): But oh, they're good.
Elan_Einlhander (0:03:47): And now he eats them by the cans.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:54): I'm eating chips right now, but I have no beans. :o(
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:58): Just... plain tortilla chips.
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:08): Aw, poor buddy.
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:13): You should at least get some butter.
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:14): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:26): I do have 6 liters of Mountain Dew, though.
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:26): *said butter, remembers when he had saltines and butter*
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:30): *dipped them*
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:36): Wow, that's a lot of Dew, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:39): You sick bastard, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:04:49): But then again, John Moore keeps bottles of Mountain Dew on his cold cold basement floor at all times.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:06): His basement is a fridge, the concrete floor gets actually cold enough to refrigerate his beverages.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:13): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:19): Mountain Dew is better out of the bottle.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:23): And the can, about equally.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:29): That's the only way he drinks it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:31): Out of the two liter bottle, not AS good.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:33): Straight from a two-liter.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:40): I'm talking about the handle bottles.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:46): Handle..?
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:49): ...Hand.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:53): Not handle.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:54): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:05:55): Twenty-ounce?
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:01): Whatever they are.
Elan_Einlhander (0:06:04): I personally like cans the most.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:07): The ones from pop-machines.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:13): Cans are excellent, too. Probably the best.
Elan_Einlhander (0:06:14): Because it doesn't get even slightly flat before it's consumed.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:19): It's so crisp.
Elan_Einlhander (0:06:26): Yup, the metal makes it colder.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:35): And more awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:47): The metal is a conductor, and plastic is an insulator.
Elan_Einlhander (0:06:49): So do you like the nEW DESIGN.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:54): So the metal conducts more awesomeness.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:07): Metal is a great conductor for awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:07): I dunno, I haven't really noticed it, save for noticing that it's new.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:08): *good quote*
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:15): I don't even remember what the old one looked like, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:21): Nor do I.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:23): I just like it.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:26): So it can't be bad.
Elan_Einlhander (0:07:31): Lol, such great logic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:33): Since Doug likes it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:57): ~flashbacks to having a REALLY high-level Achaea character, Dahkuri~
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:11): You're just repeating the cycle.
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:15): You should make a Hero, though. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:18): ~was wondering why TYPING commands seemed so foreign... on Dahkuri, he had to have a macro for EVERYTHING~
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:36): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:38): It's macro or die.
Elan_Einlhander (0:08:57): Sounds like me and MM aliases.
Elan_Einlhander (0:09:02): I have an alias for most commands, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:22): I was addicted to macros. My keyboard was like a PIANO to me, and I was just hitting keys.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:32): Every key DID SOMETHING. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:38): No pressing enter.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:51): The keys just DID things.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:09): Meanwhile, I just made a very grievious error.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:14): ...might have made up a word there.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:16): O.o
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:16): But anyway
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:29): I told this chick to page me when she wants to talk, since i had planned on playing WarCraft.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:30): I*
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:40): Yep, that's a mistake.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:43): Damn bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:46): ~hates girls~ Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:47): Nope, not even the bad part.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:48): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:11:56): I put on my stereo ear-covering headphones.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:57): Trust me, it is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:05): Oh yeah, THAT'S a mistake, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:10): Lol, yeah, you know you've done it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:10): DING!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:17): SBDASJDASFDASDA
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:18): What's funnier still though
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:21): ~runs around screaming~
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:38): Is I'm doing this mission where I have to hide from the enemy, leaping from tree to tree at night while staying hidden.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:45): t
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:48): ~nods~
Elan_Einlhander (0:12:50): So I'm like "Careful... step lightly ladies.... DING DONG!!! AHHHHHHHH!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:58): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:13): My ears being blown up from the inside.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:47): Even though girls suck.
Elan_Einlhander (0:13:56): It's good to know I've now shown Alicia why walking is awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (0:14:05): Since my mall-story made her piss herself.
Elan_Einlhander (0:14:13): But we walked around all night, so now she sees why it's sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:30): Yeah, it is.
Elan_Einlhander (0:14:45): ESPECIALLY with great weather.
Elan_Einlhander (0:15:53): And swinging, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:15:54): And rain.
Elan_Einlhander (0:15:57): It kinda rained.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:02): But my clever ass brought a quilt.
Elan_Einlhander (0:16:17): So I was all like "GENTLEMAN ATTACK." and threw the quilt on her head.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:21): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (0:17:06): Gentleman Attack.
Elan_Einlhander (0:17:10): *patents it*
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:02): I was all deep into the physics of swinging.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:06): It's amazing how people swing.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:13): You start out, just sitting in the swing.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:21): And from what seems like nothing you get yourself going.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:28): Faster and faster, higher and higher, not even GOING anywhere.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:35): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:45): Just from moving your legs back and forth.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:49): Like Foster's insane bike wheel.
Elan_Einlhander (0:18:53): o_<
Elan_Einlhander (0:19:10): Which like destroyed everything you thought you knew.
Elan_Einlhander (0:24:17): Steve doesn't believe me that it happened.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:03): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:31:48): I had a Lunchable for my break at work today.
Elan_Einlhander (0:31:58): You'd think I'd have fully outgrown that
Elan_Einlhander (0:32:02): But I'll be damned if it wasn't good.
Elan_Einlhander (0:36:18): Lord Errorprone, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:36:31): Took me a sec to get that.
Elan_Einlhander (0:37:27): Better yet, Errorprone the Stumbler.
Elan_Einlhander (0:38:08): Rofl, Scamwise.
Elan_Einlhander (0:38:11): I love this episode.
Elan_Einlhander (0:39:45): Rofl, know what would be sweet.
Elan_Einlhander (0:39:52): If I sliced open a pipe down here to get water for my cup.
Elan_Einlhander (0:39:59): 'Cause I'm thirsty.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:42): Finally got my damn macros working.
Elan_Einlhander (0:49:57): *was wondering what had you so damn distracted*
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:50:24): ElanEinlhander: What's your gay ass up to. colwyn21: halo ElanEinlhander: Halo. ElanEinlhander: Halo. ElanEinlhander: Gaylo.
Elan_Einlhander (0:50:31): Comical genius.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:45): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (0:51:40): *now can't stop saying "Halo... Halo... Gaylo."
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:56): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (0:57:59): Every twenty or so minutes now, Cody's dumb ass feels the need to walk in here and ask for something.
Elan_Einlhander (0:58:20): I hear his fat-ass thunder down the steps, followed by the gentlest knock on my door.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:35): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:44): ACCEPT
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:11): You missed it.
Elan_Einlhander (0:59:12): I am not authorized to join the conference.
Elan_Einlhander (0:59:13): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:24): My dad bursts into my room, a baggette in hand.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:27): Holds it out to me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:32): "Itallian bread, David?"
Elan_Einlhander (0:59:36): .....
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:40): "Want some itallian bread?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:46): David: "...No thanks."
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:01): Dad: "It's good, David. It's so good, it makes people wanna be Itallian. Go ahead, try some."
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:07): Holds it RIGHT against my face.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:09): I take a bite.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:15): David: "Actually, that's pretty good."
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:25): Dad: "I told you, it makes people wanna be italian!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:34): Breaks it in HALF and hands me half of the loaf.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:36): Then walks out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:59): And now I'm eating it.
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:01): Where did he get Italian bread?
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:08): I have NO idea.
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:26): I can't picture your house having much bread at all.
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:29): Let alone Italian bread.
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:36): He never even buys... NORMAL bread. As soon as I saw him holding a baggette, I hit VOICE CHAT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:37): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:01:56): Lol, good reaction, too bad I didn't react fast enough.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:19): He BURSTS through my door like Kramer and thrusts a baggette at me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:23): "Italian bread, David?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:24): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:02:34): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:53): And a new game just game out for PS2 and X-Box called "Chaos Theory."
Elan_Einlhander (1:04:04): Splinter cell, yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (1:04:05): Cell*
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:12): And dad just bursted BACK into my room with half of a baggette and says, "More Italian bread, David?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:34): But I'll be damned if this bread ain't good.
Elan_Einlhander (1:04:51): I wish I were there.
Elan_Einlhander (1:04:54): I want some bread.
Elan_Einlhander (1:08:47): God I'm TIRED
Elan_Einlhander (1:08:51): But in too good of a mood to sleep.
Elan_Einlhander (1:09:05): If that makes any sense.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:09): Doug, you're a stupid person.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:15): There, I've INSULTED you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:19): Now you're in a bad mood.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:21): Go get some rest.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:22): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:26): I mean, >:(
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:27): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:09:47): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (1:09:50): I'm in tears.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:03): Well, tough.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:06): >:(
Elan_Einlhander (1:10:19): Suck it up, pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:18): ~still laughing as he thinks about the italian bread~
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:32): What possessed my dad to buy a BAGGETTE?
Elan_Einlhander (1:11:57): Musta felt.. Italiany.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:10): I guess so.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:16): ~just scared the SHIT out of himself by accidentally turning on John's electric razor~
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:33): ~was just playing with it and almost threw it down, screaming~
Elan_Einlhander (1:14:33): Why is John's electric razor in your room, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:37): I... don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:39): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:14:47): THAT'S the funny part to me.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:47): John just brought it in here and left it on my bed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:14:55): So I've been playing with it.
Elan_Einlhander (1:14:57): Perfect place to shave.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:04): In your bed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:01): Man, I need to go sh!t again. If I didn't know better, I'd say that I had the RUNS.
Elan_Einlhander (1:16:11): Nice censoring.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:12): ~sh!ts ac!d~
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:09): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:20): Dad comes into my room and hands me a pork-chop out of nowhere.
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:26): ...
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:28): A WHAT
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:32): No, not a pork chop.
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:34): It can't be.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:36): And damn, it smells good. He leaves the room, then comes back in immediately and says:
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:37): I hope it was on a palte.
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:39): At least.
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:41): plate*
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:50): "You sure you don't want some more italian bread to wash down that pizza?"
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:58): ...Pizza
Elan_Einlhander (1:17:59): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:18:02): Wash down that pizza.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:02): I shake my head slowly... He walks out, slowly, and then I crack up.
Elan_Einlhander (1:18:03): With a solid.
Elan_Einlhander (1:18:12): I love your father.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:21): Hands me a porkchop.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:30): Asks me if I want any italian bread to wash down that pizza.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:30): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:46): Anyway, time to go shit.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:18): Doug, I have a theory.
Elan_Einlhander (1:38:26): Is it... CHAOTIC?
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:31): It's this:
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:35): Pork chops are delicious.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:43): What is your hypothesis?
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:44): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:39:13): They're delicious, but not as filling as I'd like.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:46): True. I think that a person can eat an infinite amount of pork chops,since they'll never fill you up.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:58): I usually stop eating pork chops because I get bored, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (1:40:07): Yeah, they're like half bone.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:14): David doesn't even play MM.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:15): But
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:20): Do you know what full-stat is?
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:31): I would assume that it means an archon with maximum attributes.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:38): No, an item.
Elan_Einlhander (1:41:43): Like an item that's full-stat.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:44): Or an item with maximum attributes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:52): As in, not tainted.
Elan_Einlhander (1:42:09): Give me an example.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:34): Uh, a +3 +3 Octarine cloak?
Elan_Einlhander (1:43:28): All right, good.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:08): Lordy.
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:13): All done with THAT nonsense.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:20): What nonsense?
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:41): Had to oversee a transaction, and one of the items in question I guess these guys agreed before-hand was "full-stat"
Elan_Einlhander (1:56:59): I get the items, pass them on with the gold, and then the recipient says "This isn't full-stat"
Elan_Einlhander (1:57:02): Giver says iti s.
Elan_Einlhander (1:57:21): Apparently the giver defines full-stat as having all of the stats it can, BUT not being the most they can be.
Elan_Einlhander (1:57:32): Like, a +1 +1 claok.
Elan_Einlhander (1:57:34): cloak*
Elan_Einlhander (1:57:47): Only one knowledge and agility, but it still has both stats.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:59): Which is a gay definition.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:08): Yes, yes it is.
Elan_Einlhander (1:58:11): It's not "full"
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:35): Doug is using MOZILLA
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:40): At the request of the computer repair guy.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:43): And guess what.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:43): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:45): What?
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:46): It's IE.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:47): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:50): It's nothin' special.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:56): And he's like Spyware won't get on it.
Elan_Einlhander (2:00:57): Bull-shit.
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:02): I get pop-ups just the same.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:13): I'm okay with Mozilla, because in most ways, itworks the same exact way as IE.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:30): However, I also dislike Mozilla because anti-microsoft fags use it.
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:39): Right, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:52): I only got it 'cause the repair guy was in love with it and said my pop=ups wouldn't follow.
Elan_Einlhander (2:01:56): pop-up*
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:04): So yeah, Mozilla gets the bird.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:07): But whenever I program anything, it always works the same on Mozilla, so it's all gravy. Netscape, on the other hand.
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:10): <^>
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:18): Netscape?
Elan_Einlhander (2:02:25): *remembers you saying something about that in the past*
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:39): Netscape is another popular browser, although I hear they decided to quit updating it, which means it's dead.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:47): It's, like, the complete opposite of IE, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:03:52): Lol, how so?
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:04): It interprets HTML and Javascript differently.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:11): Same with AOL explorer.
Elan_Einlhander (2:04:22): AOL... explorer.
Elan_Einlhander (2:04:26): That just sounds gross.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:31): So, sites that I make don't look the same on Netscape.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:36): So I hate it, and it can suck me.
Elan_Einlhander (2:49:31): Woah.
Elan_Einlhander (2:49:33): Where am I.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:51): ...At home?
Elan_Einlhander (2:50:30): I could swear the last hour never existed.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:53): Yeah, it kinda felt that way.
Elan_Einlhander (2:51:19): *works at 11 -_-*
Elan_Einlhander (2:51:37): How is my bag of chips still full.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:50): Weird
Elan_Einlhander (2:51:59): Not really, I've seen weirder.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:00): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:11): bags of chips refilling themselves is a common practice for Doug and David.
Elan_Einlhander (2:52:45): 'Specially if there's Dew involved.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:29): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:01): What's David doing.
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:12): and why is my name capitalized.
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:21): Wait what the fuck, lol
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:28): Why is Elan Einlhander capitalized.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:44): ...What?
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:51): My Yahoo! name is capitalized in this window.
Elan_Einlhander (2:54:58): But not in my other message window.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:59): It isn't in mine.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:01): Weird.
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:05): -_-
Elan_Einlhander (2:55:10): What are you doing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:58): Playing Achaea; what u tink
Elan_Einlhander (2:56:23): So, what's your plan for this guy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:25): Same plan for ALL of my guys, Pinky.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:35): Damn. -_-
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:39): I want to see David with a Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:52): Lol. I don't like the idea of heroes, fighting for virtue and all that.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:52): Lol, no gay comment intended.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:55): Evil is SO much cooler.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:55): I know.
Elan_Einlhander (2:57:58): Evil is gay.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:01): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (2:58:32): My new character isn't evil; he's just a rogue. Still, he has dreams of power, which means, one way or another, I'll have to craft some world-domination schemes.
Elan_Einlhander (2:58:56): I'm a terrible RPer.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:02): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:09): Because my conscious is so overwhelming that I feel tremendously guilty being evil.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:21): Ironic, really.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:22): Since it's me.
Elan_Einlhander (2:59:25): And I'm an ass.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:34): But you're a good-hearted ass.
Elan_Einlhander (3:00:08): Lol, I stole your quote about how I'm the most evil nice guy you'll ever meet, and that you're the nicest evil guy you'll ever meet.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:21): Lol. Such a great quote.
Elan_Einlhander (3:00:36): It's the best character description for us.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:45): Since we're one character.
Elan_Einlhander (3:00:58): Lol, remember how I called you Doug?
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:01): Or me David, I forget.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:42): You called me Doug, and I called Koree David.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:47): And it was so sweet.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:48): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:01:56): I thought nothing could beat me calling you Doug.
Elan_Einlhander (3:02:02): And then you go and call Koree David.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:20): I was walking in the hallway with Koree, and I called him David, and then stopped in my tracks and freaked out.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:36): "How the fuck am I gonna call YOU David. I'M FUCKIN' DAVID."
Elan_Einlhander (3:02:43): And you said that to me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:45): And I thought I was a moron, but then you called me Doug and I felt better.
Elan_Einlhander (3:02:51): And I felt better too.
Elan_Einlhander (3:02:55): We covered our asses.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:02): Yep. With words.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:10): Sweet, sweet, ass-covering words.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:24): My ingenious plan to cover all pussies with duct tape.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:29): Since another girl at work is pregnant now.
Elan_Einlhander (3:03:40): and I'm learning it's apparently very difficult for girls to keep their snatches closed.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:36): Duct-tape fixes all things.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:46): Including pussies.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:50): It's genius, really.
Elan_Einlhander (3:04:57): it's even insulated, so they won't leak.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:58): Next time you hear about a girl getting pregnant, say "loose lips sink ships."
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:08): Rofl, I like that, I think I will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:18): No one will get it... at first.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:24): Give it about twenty-three seconds to sink in.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:25): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:26): But if David happens to be there.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:31): He'll go "Ahhh ahhh? :D"
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:36): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:36): And I'll do that too.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:41): Rofl, I told Alicia about how we do that.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:44): Irl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:49): "Ahh?" "Ahhh?" "Ahhhhhhh?" "AhhHHhh?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:52): Both of us, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:05:57): I did the face, and the sound, to my mirror.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:00): So it was like two people.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:00): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:03): Perfect demonstration.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:06): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:15): ~laughing so hard that he can't breathe~
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:44): ~doing it, too
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:50): I have that mirror by my bed, lol, so I did it right there.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:52): Like ten times.
Elan_Einlhander (3:06:56): "AhhhHHH AhHHHHH? :D"
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:04): She about died.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:08): *awesine*
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:17): ~can't stop doing it~
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:29): *glad he isn't the only one*
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:33): David's sleeping, too.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:34): What's funny is, if you do it right, it doesn't even really sound like "ahhhh?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:37): It's unspellable.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:38): Lol, I hope I wake him up doing it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:50): Yeah, but that's the best way for me to describe it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:50): It's like a mix between "ah" and "eh."
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:57): ah eh uh and oh
Elan_Einlhander (3:07:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:31): I woke up my dad, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:35): Rofl, pwnd.
Elan_Einlhander (3:08:42): *hopes he brought bread*
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:01): Here he comes.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:04): I'm sitll hoping I'll run into your dad at some random place one of these days.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:07): Turn on voicre chat. :D
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:45): Wtf
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:51): Why am I not authorized to voice chat.
Elan_Einlhander (3:09:59): Do you have me blocked or something..?
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:06): Probably my faggot DSL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:16): Probably.
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:33): *cries*
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:38): *wants to hear Dad Hernandez*
Elan_Einlhander (3:10:51): *is even better on voice chat, his distorted Amero-Mexican voice*
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:54): "No need to have that big bir-... bird... bird..."
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:05): Rofl. What.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:10): "No need to have that big albetros on your neck."
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:20): Talking about not graduating high school, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:25): Rofl, oh.
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:27): Albetros?
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:28): Define that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:41): It's a giant bird, lol. I don't know how to spell it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:47): Rofl, okay.
Elan_Einlhander (3:11:53): *curious what that has to do with graduation*
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:10): "Graduation is the most important thing in your life right now."
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:23): "Just... ya know. Put that thing beh-... How does that go?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:30): "Put that thing...put that... baby..."
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:32): WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO SAY.
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:38): Is it some saying I don't know, lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:41): I don't get it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:42): "Put that baby... behind you, baby. Ya know?"
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:49): No, I don't.
Elan_Einlhander (3:13:52): Tell him Doug does not know
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:07): "No need to have that big bi... bir... That big bird... No reason to have that big bird on your ne..."
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:22): "No reason to have that big albetros on your neck."
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:28): I've never heard of EITHER of those sayings.
Elan_Einlhander (3:14:35): Neither of I, what the flying fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:05): What the funkenwagnals is he talkin' about.
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:40): What's funnier still though, is in terms of importance, Doug is even higher on the list than David's graduation.
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:49): So Dad Hernandez presumes too much. :D
Elan_Einlhander (3:15:53): *is so sweet*
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:08): School is the least of my priorities.
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:19): I know, I just love using my sweetness as an example.
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:25): I've been bragging more and more in public.
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:32): I'll just go "I am SO awesome, that's why."
Elan_Einlhander (3:16:35): Or "God damn I'm sweet."
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:51): Well what can people expect; Doug can't help it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:17:03): Doug IS pretty sweet, after all.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:22): Can you ask an orange not to be orange?
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:31): Can you ask... I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:32): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:17:45): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:29): Drunk guys on MM are hilarious.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:35): It's like the perfect depiction of how a drunk talks.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:40): Even though people don't say mispellings.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:45): You kno it's there.
Elan_Einlhander (3:18:46): know*
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:49): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:27): Two of the new guys asked if I was in High School.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:29): I said no.
Elan_Einlhander (3:19:52): And why does EVERYONE feel the need to follow that up with what SHOULD be the obviously answered question of "Oh, so you graduated?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:37): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:20:49): I can always feel it coming, and I hope I can get off scott-free with their assumption that I graduated.
Elan_Einlhander (3:20:57): Because the way the ask the NEXT question sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:57): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:03): "Oh.. so you like.. dropped out then..?"
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:05): Just trailing off.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:06): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:09): Huge disappointment.
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:10): Faggots.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:19): What a shame.
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:50): Then I make sure to pipe in later "Oh by the way, I have an IQ above 170 and mastered all standardized tests I bothered to take. :D"
Elan_Einlhander (3:21:59): So I'm a genius retard, that way
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:23): You should follow it up with, "'Cause I'm TOO COOL FA SCHOOL!" and then do your famous happy-face.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:38): And throw your hands in the air and wiggle them a bit.
Elan_Einlhander (3:22:48): And kinda squat, while shaking my ass.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:52): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:22:53): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:55): Exactly.
Elan_Einlhander (3:22:58): I just got the BEST MENTAL IMAGE EVER.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:01): Same here.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:09): ~still laughing~
Elan_Einlhander (3:23:13): Doug half-squatted down, his arms up in the air waving, that big dumb-ass grin I had that one time, and his ass shaking.
Elan_Einlhander (3:23:20): *soffoticianting*
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:31): Oh man.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:32): Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (3:23:54): Dude, I look at this IM window
Elan_Einlhander (3:23:57): Without seeing it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:24:08): My eyes would be closed in that image, too.
Elan_Einlhander (3:24:15): XDDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:22): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:24:23): *can't make a good enough emoticon for it*
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:36): XDDDDDDD
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:41): (_|_)
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:44): (_/_)
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:47): (_\_)
Elan_Einlhander (3:25:03): *just pissed his shorts*
Elan_Einlhander (3:25:50): Wow, wow.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:06): (:D
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:14): Ahhhh?
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:17): ( :D
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:19): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:26:22): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:26:36): I am SO tempted to walk over to that full-length mirror and do it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:07): ~is all teary-eyed now~
Elan_Einlhander (3:27:15): *has a huge shooting pain in his chest*
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:00): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:12): "'Cause I'm TOO COOL FA SCHOOL!!! XDDDDD"
Elan_Einlhander (3:28:21): Like a football touch-down victory dance.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:26): Just going into a seizure of awesomeness.
Elan_Einlhander (3:28:34): Rocking the world around me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:02): Going on for about 45 seconds, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:07): Doug starting to breathe hard.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:20): Random cheering music.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:23): Squatted ever-so slightly.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:33): Then takes a huge shit.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:38): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:52): And says, "Now THAT'S what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!"
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:56): Like in the bathroom with that pamphlet.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:56): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:29:58): Or that.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:04): I am gonna have no fucking sleep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:16): I need to shower in the morning, 'cause it's seriously been like five days, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:24): So I gotta get up at LEAST an hour early.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:35): Well, you could shower NOW, then go to bed.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:47): I hate showering just before bed, ruins my hair.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:48): And you'd have a few hours of sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:55): Well, dry your hair first.
Elan_Einlhander (3:32:59): I do, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:05): Still can't TOTALLY dry it.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:08): My hair is gay like that.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:09): -_-
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:12): It's coo'.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:23): It's always slightly moist, like a teenage girl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:53): In pajama bottosm.
Elan_Einlhander (3:33:55): bottoms*
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:58): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:00): Which I still intend to exploit.
Elan_Einlhander (3:34:17): *has a life-goal of randomly shoving his fingers up a girl clad in pajama bottoms*
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:26): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:35): I'd be right behind ya
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:39): .Waiting for my turn.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:39): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:15): Or we could DOUBLE-TEAM HER.
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:22): DouG and David are destined for a threesome.
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:23): :D
Elan_Einlhander (3:35:34): *loves the sweet way he accidentally spelled his name, too*
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:41): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:21): And, of course, "Davoug."
Elan_Einlhander (3:36:31): Some girl is gonna totally fall for both of us, and we'll be like "DOOOOOUBLE DEUUUUUUUCE" and gang-bang her.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:44): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (3:38:02): Nothing like walking upstairs and finding honest-to-God porn on the big-screen TV.
Elan_Einlhander (3:38:05): What little faggots.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:28): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (3:38:31): I go up there, some chick in her underwear, I'm like "Oh, shampoo or underwear commercial."
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:35): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:38:45): She takes off her bra and panties, I'm like "Wow, this is an extremely persuassive commercial."
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:06): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:15): Way to defile my home with pornography, little kids.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:20): Just falling asleep with that shit on.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:24): Like no one'll notice.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:24): Doug don't know what she's selling, but Doug wants to buy.
Elan_Einlhander (3:39:37): Doug can only assume it's insurance.
Elan_Einlhander (3:40:01): Geicko commericla, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:02): Underwearing creaming insurance.
Elan_Einlhander (3:40:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:23): Doug's watching it like "Damn, I DO need underwear creaming insurance!"
Elan_Einlhander (3:41:20): Since it was the second pair this week I've lost to Spontaneous Creaming.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:34): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (3:41:53): I'd like to dip my chip in HER beans.
Elan_Einlhander (3:41:57): Damn it, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:00): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:42:11): *said Damn it, Doug, when he typed the bean comment*
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:26): I think I'm gonna go to bed when I hit level 12 in Achaea.
Elan_Einlhander (3:43:48): How much to go?
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:03): Probably about 15 - 20 minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:18): Goddamn, Dahkuri was, like, level 58, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:23): That's pretty damn high in Achaea.
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:28): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:49): I'm trying to decide on a gu-
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:57): Nope
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:57): Lol
Elan_Einlhander (3:44:58): Rogue
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:11): I just reminded myself. I decided a while back to steal one of your only chatalot RP characters.
Elan_Einlhander (3:45:20): WHAT
Elan_Einlhander (3:45:22): BASTARD
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:39): Remember when I was playing Raymond Marchrist in that modern fantasy RP, and you decided to play his high-school rival?
Elan_Einlhander (3:46:13): Which one was that...
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:18): Well, I took that idea, and the basic appearance of your character, added onto it, and made him into a d/R character.
Elan_Einlhander (3:46:30): Well, I'm flattered, I think.
Elan_Einlhander (3:46:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:43): And this character that I'm playing on Achaea right now, Lave, is the brother of that character.
Elan_Einlhander (3:47:06): o_O
Elan_Einlhander (3:47:08): Pwnd.
Elan_Einlhander (3:47:15): I demand royalties.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:20): But anyway, I was writing the first d/R addition to feature that character, but I never got around to finishing it. Number 6. But yeah, he's based off of your character.
Elan_Einlhander (3:47:51): Or an honourable mention, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:56): It's a damn good addition so far, but I just hit writer'sblock.
Elan_Einlhander (3:47:59): "I snaked this character from Doug Allen."
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:02): Aw.
Elan_Einlhander (3:48:03): Poor bud
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:19): I was thinking of dedicating one of the d/R volumes to Doug Allen, supposing I make more than one, ever.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:27): Just because I had a great idea to put in the dedication.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:56): "For Doug Allen, the person who hires the person who hires the person that does the dirty work that I can't be associated with."
Elan_Einlhander (3:49:52): Lol, all that just for that quote.
Elan_Einlhander (3:50:05): DAMN IT
Elan_Einlhander (3:50:09): I was about to go to bed right.
Elan_Einlhander (3:50:20): And I accidentally trigger a moment of preaching in myself.
Elan_Einlhander (3:50:24): *slams his head*
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:49): I haven't brushed my teeth in days. I think I'm gonna need to if I wanna sleep tonight.
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:01): You know that NEVER bothers me?
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:06): My teeth never feel "unbrushed"
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:09): Mine do.
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:15): I don't go "Wow, my mouth feels nasty, I should go brush.'
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:41): My teeth are COATED with days worth of butter from popcorn.
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:50): It doesn't matter what i eat, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:51): I've got stuff stuck between my teeth from meals that I had three days ago.
Elan_Einlhander (3:51:59): I eat Funyons every day at work for Christ sakes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:06): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:52:19): Doug just has really sweet teeth, I gues.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:39): I guess. Your teeth are kinda pointy.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:46): Maybe that has something to do with it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:51): Maybe you have super-human teeth.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:05): Yeah, my teeth are people-eating teeth.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:05): Maybe you're Dentalis.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:12): I knew you'd do tha.t
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:15): God damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:16): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:17): I fucking knew it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:21): I don't even need to finish that statement.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:38): "He's gonna make me the fucking Pagan god of Teeth or something."
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:42): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:50): ~cracking up~
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:56): SUCH good times.
Elan_Einlhander (3:53:58): Jesus Christ.
Elan_Einlhander (3:54:09): This is why I get so pissed when you're gona for so long.
Elan_Einlhander (3:54:18): Times don't get any more awesome than when you're around it sems.
Elan_Einlhander (3:54:19): seems*
Elan_Einlhander (3:54:25): No one can keep up with me like you do.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:26): What can I say.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:15): I think we spent too much time around eachother these last few years, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:25): I think our senses of humor developed simultaneously.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:38): Until we became like one being of awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:31): You know who else could keep up with us, though?
Elan_Einlhander (3:56:33): A being of final awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:34): Mister Harry Turney.
Elan_Einlhander (3:56:40): In a weird way, he could.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:43): And that's what made him awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:52): I even got that word from him. "Awesome."
Elan_Einlhander (3:56:55): He's not as smart, but somehow he's always a step ahead of the game.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:07): Harry Turney is a psychopath, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:18): He's earned the TITLE Harry Turney.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:20): Not just a name.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:34): And the epic day when David dubbed him MISTER Harry Turneyt.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:36): Turney*
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:36): Harry even played MM.
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:50): And Goran played... Achaea.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:53): Rof.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:54): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:56): For, like, a week. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:57:58): No one cares about Goran.
Elan_Einlhander (3:58:24): I keep seeing StEpHanIE ChEEthuM at work.
Elan_Einlhander (3:58:34): And man she's got a flabby ass, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:41): Did I tell you that I had a crush on her in 8th grade? Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:58:47): I think so, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:52): That's such a great story.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:58): Reminds me of why I hate girls so much.
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:14): Every crush either of us have seems to result in a deep-seeded hatred for girls, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:20): How UNFAIR
vencabot_teppoo (3:59:35): I wrote her a valentine signed by anonymous, and she eventually found out who it was, and then we started e-mailing eachother and writing notes in class and stuff, but the more I talked to her, the more I realized how UNINTERESTING
vencabot_teppoo (3:59:36): SHE
vencabot_teppoo (3:59:37): WAS.
vencabot_teppoo (3:59:38): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:53): Listen to her talk, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (3:59:54): Duh
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:13): I was like, "Wow, she's thmart."
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:20): And then I started talking to her, and no, she isn't.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:28): She's dull as dirt.
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:29): WE'RE smart. She just likes to read stupid ass books.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:50): Book-nerd girls trick us all into thinking their smart.
Elan_Einlhander (4:00:57): We always fall for it for at least a little while.
Elan_Einlhander (4:01:00): Well, used to.
Elan_Einlhander (4:01:06): Doug is a God now, so things are often different.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:10): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:14): Dentalis.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:15): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:01:20): *was gonna say it, but yawned*
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:22): ~just cracked himself up~
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:42): And of course, that fateful day of David in front of the mirror.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:05): "Holy crap, I'm like... Buffofolese..."
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:11): "...Pagan God of Buffness."
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:23): That is, by far, the best Pagan God name.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:28): "Buffofolese."
Elan_Einlhander (4:02:44): I'd have to agree with you.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:56): That and Javac, Pagan God of Java Compilation.
Elan_Einlhander (4:03:17): *hadn't heard that one*
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:25): When you compile Java programs, you have to use the Javac program, so you have to type in, "javac myprogram.class"
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:33): And one time John was like, "What are you doing?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:45): And I was like, "Praying to Javac, Pagan God of Java Compilation."
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:46): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:03:51): Rofl.
Elan_Einlhander (4:05:25): It's harder talking to YOU about this, but I talked with Alicia about the most powerful evil force that was ever in my life.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:49): Oh yeah?
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:02): Michelle, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:07): Michelle, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:11): Remember that day
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:11): Crazy bitch.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:15): Where she came back to Everett
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:15): Hell yeah.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:23): And I FLEW out of my chair screaming.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:26): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:29): True story.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:30): Dude, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:06:39): I didn't do it to act out, that was my honest to God reaction.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:41): Doug saw her from across the damn cafeteria as she APPROACHED.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:54): Doug sensed a disturbance in the force.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:01): He was like, :\
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:04): I didn't see her, I just kinda felt it, lol, and KOREE
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:05): Then :O
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:05): STARING
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:14): I'm like "Wtf is wrong with Koree, what could scare KOREE?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:18): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:19): *turns slowly, seeing her coming*
Elan_Einlhander (4:07:21): AHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:36): Doug's like, "I'M RELIVING IT!!! I'M RELIVIING ITTTT!!!"
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:02): Good times, I woulda ended up fucking that girl, I just kno wit.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:04): know it*
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:10): What a horribly traumatizing thought.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:16): Yeap.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:20): Pronounced thusly.
Elan_Einlhander (4:08:58): Everyone assumed that when we were little, I fought with that girl because I had a crush on her.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:07): Quite to the contrary, I was scared for my LIFE.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:24): It wasn't until like High school type times when I began even considering it, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:35): Because when you're with someone for years, it just kinda sticks to you like that.
Elan_Einlhander (4:09:39): Like a bitchy sister, lol
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:40): Good times, being little.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:05): When you're little, girls are more than just titties and asses. Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:11): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:17): There's some wierd depth there that just doesn't continue on.
Elan_Einlhander (4:10:24): You don't like a girl for her body parts, 'cause she doesn't have any, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:28): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:26): My mom wants to talk to me about something in-person.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:29): I'm rather worried.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:34): O.o;;
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:37): I hope I'm not kicked out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:41): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:48): If she said it my reaction now be "God damn it." and that's it.
Elan_Einlhander (4:11:53): Just up and leave after that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:02): Yep, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:12:35): Aaaaaaaaamywho, I'm gonna get to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:42): I just reached level 12 as you said that.
Elan_Einlhander (4:12:47): ...
Elan_Einlhander (4:12:49): Dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:01): I opened the window to type, "Anyway, I'm goin' to bed."
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:10): Only to find, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamywho, I'm gonna get to bed."
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:11): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (4:13:19): So uh, let's go to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:24): Yep. Peace be shmizzle.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:24): Howdy.
Elan_Einlhander (20:36:32): Duuuuuuuuuuuude.
Elan_Einlhander (20:36:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:40): Duuuuuuuude?
Elan_Einlhander (20:36:44): *him waking up this morning*
Elan_Einlhander (20:37:22): I got up a mere three and a half hours after going to bed, and all I had to say was "Duuuuuuuuuude..."
Elan_Einlhander (20:39:15): Damn, the Joker in this Batman series is fucking scary, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:10): Scary?
Elan_Einlhander (20:41:32): Yeah, he's like a nightmare, not comical, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:43): Weird.
Elan_Einlhander (20:41:47): The kind of clown kids have in their nightmares.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:00): Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (20:44:04): So what have you been up to today/
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:55): Playing Achaea. Now I'm gonna go watch basketball. Peace.
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:29): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:30): That is, unless you'll be lonely. :o(
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:30): Wait what
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:32): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:36): Why would you watch basketball
Elan_Einlhander (20:45:38): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:41): I like watching basketball.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:46): It's the only sport I watch, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:57): Michigan State is competing in the Final Four today.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:07): I only watch basketball when MSU plays.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:07): Yeah so everyone keeps telling me.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:14): My mom is out to get drunk while it's on.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:17): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:19): So I don't give a damn about the BIG GAME.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:31): Though I did laugh when someone said the Pope died.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:34): Related subject and all.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:38): Yeah, so did John, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:46): Good to know I'm not the only one.
Elan_Einlhander (20:46:48): Well, have fun.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:55): Peace. I'll be back in two hours or so.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:50): MSU got their asses handed to them.
Elan_Einlhander (23:04:58): To Rap music.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:01): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (23:05:24): I go up, and the game is on the big screen TV.
Elan_Einlhander (23:05:27): But it's muted
Elan_Einlhander (23:05:32): And loud bad rap is playing.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:56): We got beat by about twenty points.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:01): And we were ahead at half-time, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:08): Lol, everyone has been saying "We"
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:10): And I keep going
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:12): "Who the fuck is WE?"
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:22): Apparently it's assumed MSU is we're rooting for.
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:26): *gets jumped*
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:35): Not like I care, just saying, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:46): When I say "we," I mean MSU and all of their fans.
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:47): is who*
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:50): I know
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:52): Just fucking with you.
Elan_Einlhander (23:06:54): Fucker
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:56): "We" doesn't always necessarily include the person you're talking to.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:57): Fucker.
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:00): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:18): I'm gonna join the Ashura Guild in Achaea. :D
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:31): Ashrua...
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:36): *tries to remember which that was*
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:38): MoNkS.
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:42): Oh, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:44): Get hype :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:44): One of, like, twelve monk guilds.
Elan_Einlhander (23:07:55): Does Talkaze still play? :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:00): Because they're the only Guild in the world that shares my character's view on l-
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:05): She's the LEADER of the Bard Guild now.
Elan_Einlhander (23:08:10): Get hype all.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:18): And she's high-ranking in Mhaldor.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:26): Even though the Bards aren't even a Mhaldorian Guild.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:37): I swear, Mhaldor would bitch her out if they knew what I do about her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:40): She's such a pansy, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:08:49): Mhaldor got gay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:19): It did, although Khoraji is STILL the leader, and Khoraji is cool.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:23): He's an insanely good RPer.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:26): I love the guy, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:09:30): Me too.
Elan_Einlhander (23:09:51): We lose an hour of our lives tonight, I JUST remembered.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:10): Tonight? Aw shmayn- Well, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:16): That means that my watch is finally gonna be right.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:19): So get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:20): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:10:43): Rofl, wow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:56): :D
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:22): I wouldn't care so much if I didn't work in the morning.
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:28): Since i got jacked for sleep last night.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:39): ~nods~
Elan_Einlhander (23:11:39): But after a nap, warm dinner, and a hot shower, I feel great tonight.
Elan_Einlhander (23:12:36): Amazing what simple things can rock.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:43): Awesome.
Elan_Einlhander (23:14:33): Even though he has extreme temper issues, Dave is one cool little brother.
Elan_Einlhander (23:14:48): I wake up after my nap, he's playng StarCraft.
Elan_Einlhander (23:15:12): I ask if dinner was made, he says yeah, and goes upstairs, grabs me a plate with two burgers, fries, and a glass of milk and brings them down to me.
Elan_Einlhander (23:15:16): Dan would never do that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:48): Yep.
Elan_Einlhander (23:16:12): So I ate warm delicious food and layed in my bed for another ten or so minutes.
Elan_Einlhander (23:16:19): Then got up to shower ,attacking the evening.
Elan_Einlhander (23:16:22): So now I'm a pimp.
Elan_Einlhander (23:16:31): And while MSU may have bombed.
Elan_Einlhander (23:16:40): Doug was triumphant over the renegade Zerg.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:15): Good job.
Elan_Einlhander (23:17:21): David's like "Oh well that makes MSU's loss meaningless, thank God."
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:43): Yep. At least DOUG was victorious.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:48): Especially against the evil Zerg.
Elan_Einlhander (23:18:52): Of all things.
Elan_Einlhander (23:18:56): Though I was playing AS the Zerg, lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:19:06): Half of the Zerg plot is fighting your own kind.
Elan_Einlhander (23:19:13): It seems.
Elan_Einlhander (23:20:36): ironically, Fenix, the Protoss Hero, is leading my Zerg army.
Elan_Einlhander (23:20:37): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:20:45): Which is so sweet I can't even begin to describe.
Elan_Einlhander (23:20:50): Since I love Fenix.
Elan_Einlhander (23:20:54): He DIED before my eyes.
Elan_Einlhander (23:21:00): And was reborn, but no not as a sweet Zealot.
Elan_Einlhander (23:21:04): But as a SWEETER Dragoon.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:16): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:24): Good ol' Fenix. Can't bust 'im.
Elan_Einlhander (23:24:22): I bought a water cooler.
Elan_Einlhander (23:25:15): It was half off, I really couldn't resist.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:32): ...Jib.
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:10): What's cooler sitll, though
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:15): Is it makes hot water at the same time.
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:32): I have absolutely no idea how that works, but if I press one side I get ice cold water, and the other I get boiling hot water.
Elan_Einlhander (23:26:36): From the same jug of water.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:41): Lol.
Elan_Einlhander (23:33:42): I have a confession.
Elan_Einlhander (23:33:45): I like Zatch Bell.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:50): Lol. I think it's okay.
Elan_Einlhander (23:34:02): So did I, but I really liked today's episode for some reason.
Elan_Einlhander (23:49:35): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (23:49:41): ?
Elan_Einlhander (23:49:58): That's me, watching Fullmetal Alchemist right now.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:20): Ah.
Elan_Einlhander (23:53:52): And I reitterate
Elan_Einlhander (23:53:53): O_O

4-3-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:07:19): ~is a sword-fighting monk... get hype~
elan_einlhander (0:08:15): No
elan_einlhander (0:08:16): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:08:19): I will not get hype
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:26): Doug, for crying out loud.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:28): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (0:09:37): David, for Pete's sakes.
elan_einlhander (0:09:39): Get OFF my nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:56): Doug, I am, thankfully, not anywhere near you're smelly nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:05): Geez laweeze.
elan_einlhander (0:37:52): Aw, Doug's heart is broken.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:03): From what?
elan_einlhander (0:38:11): Uloura tells you 'yeah i put somethnig down and someone took it and wont give it back' 
elan_einlhander (0:38:14): Uloura tells you 'i need help'
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:55): Hey, wanna do me a favourski?
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:04): What sort of favorski.
elan_einlhander (1:00:13): Checking my mailski.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:21): At your house, or e-mail?
elan_einlhander (1:00:25): I can't check e-mail on this connection.
elan_einlhander (1:00:26): E-mail.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:48): Okie dokie.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:42): What's your passwordski?
elan_einlhander (1:02:52): Same as alwayski, retardski
elan_einlhander (1:02:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:02:54): ski
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:09): I don't record your password.
elan_einlhander (1:03:17): I know, but I figured it was a given by now.
elan_einlhander (1:03:18): einlhander1
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:41): Ryan: [Guide] enabling?
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:46): Ryan: Re: Mailing address.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:02): ACEN Registration: Anime Central: Registration - Registratio...
elan_einlhander (1:04:13): Right, keep the ACEN one unread.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:13): Battle.net: Battle.net Account Password Recovery
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:22): Delete the battle.net one
elan_einlhander (1:04:25): And check the Ryan one
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:30): Ryan two.
elan_einlhander (1:04:38): ...Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:19): He asks what your player name is.
elan_einlhander (1:06:13): ///
elan_einlhander (1:06:14): ...
elan_einlhander (1:06:18): Is he fucking retarded
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:06:22): Rofl
elan_einlhander (1:06:24): No seriously
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:26): Want me to reply "Elan."
elan_einlhander (1:06:28): Yeah, lol
elan_einlhander (1:06:32): Try not to be too sarcastic
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:40): I was gonna add "dipshit." Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:06:51): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:01): Good thing ya caught me! :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:15): Do your e-mails automatically get deleted when you read them? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:07:38): No, I think they just turn unread.
elan_einlhander (1:07:41): Delte the one from Vass.
elan_einlhander (1:07:49): Delete*
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:57): Can everyone start enabling more? It has gotten tobe commonplace now for me to log in at all hours of the day and evening and see five to ten guides on, and no one enabled. Thanks, Vassago.
elan_einlhander (1:09:14): Rofl, ironically, I'm the only dipshit who ends up enabled those times.
elan_einlhander (1:09:20): Thanks for the appreciation, asshole.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:29): Delete it?
elan_einlhander (1:09:30): Yeah
elan_einlhander (1:10:00): Then David says "You just got hacked, sucka."
elan_einlhander (1:10:12): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:49): Ah, I see. For you, unreads are on top, and reads are on bottom.
elan_einlhander (1:11:03): *nod* and in a different colour.
elan_einlhander (1:18:10): Thanks compadre.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): No problem, amigo.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:54): There's actually a genus called "draco" which refers to flying dragons.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:55): Go figure.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:04): I guess, as of now, no animals fit into that genus. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:07): That WE know of.
elan_einlhander (1:24:19): ..Wait
elan_einlhander (1:24:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:24:26): They made a genus that has no animals?
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:50): I looked up "genus draco" on Dictionary.com
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:56): It says, "n: flying dragons."
elan_einlhander (1:25:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:25:02): Okay
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:27): I'm in the same room as Talkaze, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:28): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:25:53): You should finger her butt.
elan_einlhander (1:25:54): *awesome*
elan_einlhander (1:32:15): Mmm, Doug's night suddenly becomes enchanted.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:16): She recognized me, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:19): Enchanted?
elan_einlhander (1:32:22): Because he hears Bebop harmonica.
elan_einlhander (1:32:23): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:06): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:12): How did you manage that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:20): She didn't say it, though. But she peered at me unscrupulously.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:26): I have a very unique RP style, I guess. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:29): *remembers people suspecting Dahkuri of being VT*
elan_einlhander (1:33:40): Or no
elan_einlhander (1:33:44): Someone thought you were dahkuri.
elan_einlhander (1:33:47): Dahkuri*
elan_einlhander (1:33:48): Something
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:07): Me, as Harrysbuddy.
elan_einlhander (1:34:14): There we go.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:15): "Did you ever know a guy named Dahkuri?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:20): "Uh, no... never heard of him."
elan_einlhander (1:34:25): Harrysbuddy, buddy of Harryturney.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:29): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:37:17): I hate people worrying about me.
elan_einlhander (1:37:19): About going to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:30): ;o;
elan_einlhander (1:37:30): "You have work in the morning, shouldn't you get to bed?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:35): Bitch, shut the FUCK up.
elan_einlhander (1:37:39): *said it out loud*
elan_einlhander (1:37:58): That's exactly what a girl like that needs to hear.
elan_einlhander (1:38:00): She needs to, David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:43:08): This is the first time I've EVER infested a Terran base.
elan_einlhander (1:43:26): But I admit the infested Terran are handy as hell.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:31): Cool.
elan_einlhander (1:43:49): I make them patrol around my base, so if any group walks by they run and kill them all in one blast, suicide.
elan_einlhander (3:02:52): David...
elan_einlhander (3:02:59): I just watched time jump.
elan_einlhander (3:03:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:03:07): My computer clock lept ahead an hour on its own.
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:11): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (3:03:42): Time was like <^>
vencabot_teppoo (3:03:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:22): Lave, young monk, still sucks at using martial arts...
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:28): So, when beef is on, he draws that sword. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:53): And so goes the story of Lave, the sword-fighting monk.
elan_einlhander (3:13:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:51): You're supposed to have all 170 lessons that you get from starting the game when you join a Guild.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:03): I didn't want to join a Guild at first, so I put them all into Weaponry.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:46): Then, by the time I joined the Ashura, I only had 40 lessons.
elan_einlhander (3:14:53): Owned.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:29): So, I'm even worse at fist-fighting than most novices.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:32): BUT, I can use a sword.
elan_einlhander (3:15:47): So they can suck it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:40): "Uh, I suck at hand-fighting. Can I use my sword?"
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:47): "NO, you're a monk! Fight with your FISTS!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:51): "But I can't hit anything!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:59): "...Well, if you really think it'll help..."
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:07): "Yes, I do. *draws sword and dances with it*" Lol
elan_einlhander (3:17:43): Rofl, dancing on the tip.
elan_einlhander (3:30:11): I get such a kick out of the McDonald's commercials preaching healthy eating.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:15): Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:30:29): "Apples, oranges, random song lyrics."
elan_einlhander (3:30:35): Doug: "Apples... oranges...?"
elan_einlhander (3:31:07): At McDonalds.
elan_einlhander (3:31:12): I've never seen an apple at McDonalds.
elan_einlhander (3:31:16): Unless you count apple pie, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:32): Sweet, sweet apple pie.
elan_einlhander (3:32:06): The only fast food joints that should even MENTION healthy eating are Subway and MAYBE Wendy's.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:35): Mmmm, Wendy's.
elan_einlhander (3:32:47): I personally don't like melon-type fruits.
elan_einlhander (3:32:54): But the thought of a fruit bowl makes me RESPECT Wendy's.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:50): ~just likes Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers~
elan_einlhander (3:34:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:34:13): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (3:34:26): Proving once again that no one can starve to death in this country.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:34): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:40): It's impossible.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:41): UNLESS.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:44): You're out in the woods.
elan_einlhander (3:34:50): Ironically enough.
elan_einlhander (3:34:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:35:17): My GOD
elan_einlhander (3:35:24): I can now make Ramen without even LEAVING MY ROOM.
elan_einlhander (3:35:32): Since this cooler makes boiling water.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:19): Awesome. Purchase worth while.
elan_einlhander (3:37:55): It's worth the forty bucks it cost right there.
elan_einlhander (10:10:49): Feels like a hedgehog crawled down my throat and died.
vencabot_teppoo (10:10:56): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (10:12:25): I'm hoping Honey Comb will heal it.
elan_einlhander (10:15:57): Welp, this was fun, but time for work, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:04): Howdy, Dooglas.
elan_einlhander (21:52:14): Howdy, David...las.
elan_einlhander (21:53:09): *just SMASHED a box of Munch 'ems.*
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:17): Koree: why did he have to die?! Vencabot_Teppoo: ;o; Koree: you know who im talking about? Vencabot_Teppoo: Nope. Koree: lol Vencabot_Teppoo: Doug? Koree: no, some one really died Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl. Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:53:42): Rofl, I wonder if he means the POPE.
elan_einlhander (21:53:51): Everything is funnier when the Pope is involved.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:56): Especially death.
elan_einlhander (21:54:01): Precisely.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:02): And religion.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:13): Someone told me the Pope died, and I laughed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:17): I'm beta-testing the new Achaea client... FOR GOODIES.
elan_einlhander (21:54:17): I thought it was SUPPOSED to be funny.
elan_einlhander (21:54:20): Ooo
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:35): They're like, "Find a bug, get a goodie."
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:40): I've reported, like, thirty bugs, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:43): Pwnd
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:50): As you know, I'm very critical when it comes to other people's work.
elan_einlhander (21:54:56): Of course.
elan_einlhander (21:56:03): Meanwhile, quote my sword when I say "Ka-SHWING!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:12): Lol. I believe it.
elan_einlhander (21:56:34): I just glanced over at it, propped up on my wall.
elan_einlhander (21:56:39): And it just went and did that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:43): Did you know that Mitch Hedburg died?
elan_einlhander (21:56:46): ....
elan_einlhander (21:56:49): :(
elan_einlhander (21:56:50): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:56:52): No shit?
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:54): On April Fool's day.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:56): So I dunno.
elan_einlhander (21:56:57): ....ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:56:58): PWND
elan_einlhander (21:57:06): If he did, that's his greatest joke.
elan_einlhander (21:57:11): To die on April Fools' Day.
elan_einlhander (21:57:14): Fool's*
elan_einlhander (21:57:18): David's in tears.
elan_einlhander (21:57:23): But Doug is crackin' up.
elan_einlhander (21:57:54): Know what would suck, though.
elan_einlhander (21:57:58): If you died on the same day as the Pope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:10): Yep. No one would care.
elan_einlhander (21:58:13): Not a soul.
elan_einlhander (21:58:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:36): Vencabot_Teppoo: But, is he really dead? Vencabot_Teppoo: Because he died on April Fool's day. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol. Koree: ...he died the day before Vencabot_Teppoo: ... Vencabot_Teppoo: ;o;
elan_einlhander (21:58:51): Aw, damn.
elan_einlhander (21:58:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:55): Poor buddy.
elan_einlhander (21:58:58): What took him out?
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:03): He apparently died on stage.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:06): From what I heard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:14): ...Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:15): Probably all the damn drugs.
elan_einlhander (21:59:17): I want to see that.
elan_einlhander (21:59:18): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:59:57): ElanEinlhander: Hey it was fun. ElanEinlhander: And she was happy. Toke It Up RRG: i guess thats good ElanEinlhander: And then we fucked. Toke It Up RRG: 4 real???? ElanEinlhander: ...No, you retard, lol. ElanEinlhander: ....or did I? ElanEinlhander: Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (22:04:05): You're not like... crying are you?
elan_einlhander (22:04:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:56): No, lol. Playing Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:05): They have a really good help file I just read called "Help Insanity."
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:44): Hey, the beta client allows copy-paste... awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:14): into the caves for fear of being crushed." 1220h, 1342m ex-help insanity 15.6.1 Insanity (see HELP ROLEPLAYING) Adventurers are a special group of people. Sarapis has given to adventurers both strengths and weaknesses that denizens do not have. One of the weaknesses to which an Adventurer may fall prey is insanity. The first sign of insanity is when the poor victim starts to use words that are meaningless to others, such as talking about "my PC" or "being online" as if everybody else should know what is meant!
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:36): If the insanity is allowed to go unchecked, the victim may begin to believe that the imaginary world is the real world and that Achaea does not really exist. Some fancy that qualities of their own existence, such as their health or life experience are nothing more than numbers! Chilling, isn't it? Type MORE to continue reading. (48% shown) 
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:51): 1220h, 1342m ex-more Most distressing of all is when the insanity appears more akin to a case of possession by some vile, alien creature. Victims in this final stage may call life a game, and imagine that they are nothing more than playing pieces in that game, controlled by some greater being. If you've been asked to read this scroll, consider this: have you been showing signs of insanity? Are you willing to take the first step and admit that you are ill and in need of a cure? 
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:12): To those of you who see others suffering: insanity is a disease of the mind. Those afflicted with it should not be ridiculed, as this tends to aggravate the condition. Speak to them privately. Show them concern and understanding. Remind them of their true reality and home here, in Achaea! Nobody wants to see insanity o'erwhelm us all. (see HELP ROLEPLAYING) 
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:18): And that's why Achaea pwnz all other games.
elan_einlhander (22:11:16): odd.
elan_einlhander (22:11:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:12:46): I still feel like there's a dead hedgehog in my throat.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:38): Now I've lost my WarCraft III expansion.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:47): Nice.
elan_einlhander (22:15:51): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:53): This beta client freezes, like, once every thirty minutes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:59): And I drop everything droppable in my inventory.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:06): BUT.... I hope I can get a few goodies.
elan_einlhander (22:26:34): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:01): Plus, the only things I ever carry that are droppable are rats, but last night I dropped, like, fifty rats and someone grabbed them before I could reconnect.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:06): And I need the money. :o(
elan_einlhander (22:27:16): Aw
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:26): But I couldn't be mad, because I would've done the same thing... and DO that very thing rather frequently, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:27:38): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:44): Some poor newbie gets killed by a black rat. His corpse laying there with 20 rat corpses. I'm like, "*whistle*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:59): "Fiiiinders keeeepers."
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:15): And of course, the classic time of me robbing this dude's corpse while his ghost was standing right there.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:23): And I said, quote, "I'll hang onto this for ya."
elan_einlhander (22:28:33): Harsh
elan_einlhander (22:29:40): I get the bad BAD feeling I'm getting sick.
elan_einlhander (22:30:04): I've had hedgehog throat all day, and now my head is strangely congested.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:05): Aw shmayne. Maybe you should get some rest, then.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:23): It DOES actually help. If you just lay in bed for a day, you can save yourself being sick for a week.
elan_einlhander (22:30:44): Eh, not Doug, I just end up feeling like shit IN bed.
elan_einlhander (22:30:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:18): I don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:20): I don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:30): I don't know where Ima gonna go when the volcano blows.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:31): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:01:26): Girl that's one of my Knights wants her friend to join.
elan_einlhander (23:01:32): I give her the usual run around and say the guy can come.
elan_einlhander (23:01:38): First thing he, FIRST THING he says.
elan_einlhander (23:01:41): Strahn@#athabascor: im a newblet irl kthx
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:14:37): I left the milk at Meijer. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:40): Nice.
elan_einlhander (23:14:43): *has cookies*
elan_einlhander (23:14:55): I'm all like coooooookies.
elan_einlhander (23:15:00): Milk still in the cart at Meijer. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:40): Cookies are delicious, even without milk.
elan_einlhander (23:16:10): Yes but..
elan_einlhander (23:16:11): ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:17): Lol.

4-4-05


elan_einlhander (0:03:30): Still testing?
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:10): I'm probably gonna be testing for awhile.
elan_einlhander (0:12:43): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:31): Yeah, why not.
elan_einlhander (0:14:31): This is like your third go-around with Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:50): :D
elan_einlhander (0:15:49): *shrug* Just seems like you'd stop, I'd feel god-awful working so hard on a character just to waste it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:14): Meh. I'm not really working hard. I enjoy it.
elan_einlhander (0:16:35): By working hard I more meant spending a lot of time on.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:43): Well, like I said, I enjoy it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:37): TV: "WAR was at Rome's doorstep."
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:40): VT: "Holla."
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:44): A day in the life of David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:05): "Don't try that with a METAL SPRING mattress!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:08): "Holla."
elan_einlhander (0:52:48): Sorry, been side-tracked.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:00): It's okay. I've been, dos.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:22): Still the sword-fighting monk, just for fun.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:30): Because I'm the only moonk with any sword-skill, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:48): Fighting rats, beating the shit out of them, and whenever a baby rat shows up I draw my sword and smash it, and then sheathe it again and kick more ass.
elan_einlhander (1:12:25): Heh
elan_einlhander (1:23:08): My mission in this level is...
elan_einlhander (1:23:10): To kill Fenix.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:16): NoooOOo.
elan_einlhander (1:23:26): That's the harshness of these Craft games.
elan_einlhander (1:23:35): You play one plot, then the next campaign you're the bad guy.
elan_einlhander (1:23:38): Or vice versa.
elan_einlhander (1:23:41): And gotta kill your old Hero.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:44): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:23:52): Like Uther. ;_;
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:15): Everyone loves Uther, because he's in Warcraft II, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:39): I had to kill Uther the Lightbringer.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:44): John was first playing WC III, which came out YEARS after WC II, and he was like, "Uther Lightbringer...? UTHER LIGHTBRINGER?!"
elan_einlhander (1:25:01): With fucking Death Knight Arthas.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:17): Have you gotten the Arthas Rocks ending? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:25:27): No sir.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:45): Maybe you have to beat all of the expansion campaigns.
elan_einlhander (1:26:14): I haven't been playing WarCraft the past few days, 'cause Dan has it on the upstairs computer.
elan_einlhander (1:26:22): And I encourage everyone to at least learn the games.
elan_einlhander (1:26:30): 'Cause then if I find the discs we can play on the network.
elan_einlhander (1:26:31): I hope.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:06): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:27:48): My MP3 player's battery JUST got to the second bar.
elan_einlhander (1:27:55): It's one of those battery life things that has three bars.
elan_einlhander (1:27:59): The first one finally ran out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:22): yeah, they use up no power, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:28): They're like SPs, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:41): Power usage is apparently proportional to sweet size.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:59): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:05): Or awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (1:29:15): Especially awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:20): Awesomeness and power-usage are inversely proportional.
elan_einlhander (1:29:40): Because it draws additional power from Awesomites in the air.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:54): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:06): Awesomely charged ions.
elan_einlhander (1:30:21): Awesines, if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:36): When their frequency is graphed, they make awesine waves.
elan_einlhander (1:31:04): With map onto the Awesome plane in the fifth dimension.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:11): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:34:37): I've started telling people of that are always in bad moods.
elan_einlhander (1:34:57): You know those kinds of people always have to make every aspect of their life seem shitty and refuse to just deal?
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:04): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:35:06): Especially when it's the SAME shit everyday.
elan_einlhander (1:35:18): Well I've cracked down on 'em, 'cause I'm sick of pansies trying to wreck my day.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:33): Doug's roundin' up pansies in his basement.
elan_einlhander (1:36:18): And of course, I always tell people to kill themselves if they say it won't get any better.
elan_einlhander (1:36:31): Lol, can't wait for the day when I'm honestly responsible for a suicide.
elan_einlhander (1:36:35): Well, not RESPONSIBLE.
elan_einlhander (1:36:38): But the scape-goat.
elan_einlhander (1:37:00): That will be my all-time best story.
elan_einlhander (1:37:24): "That reminds me of the time I convinced my pal Charlie to kill himself."
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:24): But it'll be David.
elan_einlhander (1:39:32): Ultimate accomplishment.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:35): I'll kill myself, and I'll leave a note that says, "Blame Doug."
elan_einlhander (1:39:56): Written in blood.
elan_einlhander (1:39:58): ...and semen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:40:46): Since semen is everywhere this days.
elan_einlhander (1:40:50): 'specially crime scenes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:12): Impressing people with my sword-fighting, lol. Guy walks buy while I'm killing rats and goes "Whoa."
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:30): Kick an old rat, uppercut it, uppercut it with lightning speed, practically in one motion.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:46): Baby rat crawls out, I draw my sword and smash it, sheathe the sword and then kill a rat in one hit by kicking it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:57): Three rats dead, about five seconds. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:17): Pwnd
elan_einlhander (1:42:52): "Hey Danielle, how's it going?"
elan_einlhander (1:42:59): "Ugh, what do you think? I'm HERE."
elan_einlhander (1:43:12): "...Well, sucks to be you, I feel awesome and am enjoying the gorgeous weather. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:21): What a stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (1:43:28): Yup, that's what I'm talkin' about.
elan_einlhander (1:43:31): Every fucking day
elan_einlhander (1:44:44): "Awww, do I need to put it in you?"
elan_einlhander (1:45:56): And I accidentally said that to the wrong person.
elan_einlhander (1:46:43): And now I am in the textual dog house, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:46): How awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:49:10): God I hate women.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:41): The textual dog house?
elan_einlhander (1:51:21): Like, the girl I'm talking to, who now thinks I'm cybering I guess? Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:28): 'Cause I said that to her by accident.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:33): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:51:55): So it's like "No I'm not mad, but I sure am noticably and secretely disgusted with you."
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:24): If you woulda said that to me, I wouldn't think you were cybering, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:08): You would say Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:11): maybe Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:53:27): Meanwhile, I am being grilled on MM for forgiving someone for using bad grammar.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:28): Or, "I'll survive."
elan_einlhander (1:53:50): [CLAN] Cringe: 'im sorry that my grammar offends u Elan..' <2051hp 2608sp 1713st> ct Forgiven. [3] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Forgiven.'
elan_einlhander (1:54:02): They're getting passed at me for forgiving him.
elan_einlhander (1:54:10): Because it's mean of me?
vencabot_teppoo (1:54:35): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:54:58): Pansies.
elan_einlhander (1:57:21): Oh no, the Yankee discussion.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:30): Whoopee.
elan_einlhander (1:57:50): Wait, maybe not.
elan_einlhander (1:57:51): Whew.
elan_einlhander (1:57:56): Don't wanna get into that shit again.
elan_einlhander (1:58:02): "What do we call a northerner, then?"
elan_einlhander (1:58:06): Elan "NO, STOP."
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:26): Fuckin' idiots.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:33): Reminds me of Kayla, and that isn't good.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:42): Makes me want to stab and dice.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:51): And poke little holes in with needles.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:59:20): [CLAN] Ceralind: '~Cera~ oh wait, maybe we're all called yanks by brits and kiw i's'
elan_einlhander (1:59:21): *twitch*
elan_einlhander (1:59:46): Wait, all is well.
elan_einlhander (1:59:53): [CLAN] Ceralind: '~Cera~ do you have a cockney accent?'
elan_einlhander (1:59:59): Doug's simplistic sense of humour is triggered.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:58): Wow, I am one stuffed-up mother fucker.
elan_einlhander (2:01:22): My brother is/was sick, so I bet'chu I caught his bug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:29): Yep, that's probably it.
elan_einlhander (2:04:30): People ask me where I live.
elan_einlhander (2:04:32): Michigan.
elan_einlhander (2:04:41): "ooo, my *random family member* lives around there"
elan_einlhander (2:04:47): Oh that makes us SO CLOSE NOW.
elan_einlhander (2:04:58): Because your aunt lives in Flint!
elan_einlhander (2:05:01): OMFG
elan_einlhander (2:05:03): :D:DDD
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:07:51): Doug is much more sarcastic than usual when sickly.
elan_einlhander (2:07:56): It seems.
elan_einlhander (2:15:20): Mm, luke-warm Mountain Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:15:36): Mountain Dew is good in all tempuratures.
elan_einlhander (2:22:49): Is the emote command used in Achaea?
elan_einlhander (2:22:52): I forget.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:04): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:23:07): All right.
elan_einlhander (2:24:23): Welp, I payed my vendor.
elan_einlhander (2:24:26): Cost me 250k
elan_einlhander (2:24:30): And I got 2.5 million back.
vencabot_teppoo (2:24:34): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (2:24:47): Very.
elan_einlhander (2:24:55): Even though some bitch is moving in on my business.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:02): Quote Lave: "There's no easy way to say this... but you really ought to take a bath." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (8:14:01): Doug, you've been jocked pretty hard.
vencabot_teppoo (8:14:34): I'm standing in a shop in Achaea where the shop-owner sells pretty unique wares that she makes. She sells black leather gloves, fingerless, which made me think of you, and also this:
vencabot_teppoo (8:14:58): Sewn from a durable black cotton, this hefty coat has been created for warmth and style. It has a high collar, which has been stiffened up and long sleeves that end in large cuffs. The front fastens up with round black buttons, and then extends down in the back in a lengthy, tailored fashion. Big pockets are added to the two front sides of the garment. Although debonair in style, dirt has been smudged on the coat, making it look quite worn and tattered. 
elan_einlhander (15:42:50): Welp, least it's not wrapped in belts, the bitch. :D
elan_einlhander (20:35:28): Mezorie
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:38): >:(((((
elan_einlhander (20:35:46): Rougly translated to: Missouri.
elan_einlhander (20:36:50): And phrend
elan_einlhander (20:36:53): And louwis
elan_einlhander (20:37:00): Someone filled out a form like that at work.
elan_einlhander (20:37:07): They're spelling was THAT bad.
elan_einlhander (20:37:10): Their*
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:24): Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:37:31): No, not nice.
elan_einlhander (20:37:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:50): So how's you? And your SPRIIIIIIIIIING BREAAAAAAAAK!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:03): Pissy, lool.
elan_einlhander (20:38:17): Do tell.
elan_einlhander (20:38:18): Lool.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:30): I've been having MUD client issues.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:34): Pissing me off SO bad.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:41): Dear God, SO bad.
elan_einlhander (20:38:44): The one you're testing?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:05): Oh, fuck that. FUCK THAT, Doug. I got my shit stolen AGAIN and I decided that I wasn't gonna use the beta tester anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:06): Problem IS.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:08): NOW.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:12): I hatre ALLA CLDFIEN
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:16): FUCKIN' CLITENS
elan_einlhander (20:39:22): Dude, what the fuck, chill out.
elan_einlhander (20:39:34): Did something happen to the other client?
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:50): Why, Doug? Why can't someone just make a good client? Why... What's so hard? What is with these little gay things?
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:01): Since they started making the new client, Achaea's old client got somewhat buggy.
elan_einlhander (20:40:04): They have, it's called Portal.
elan_einlhander (20:40:08): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:09): So, I said, "Oh, easy. I'll start using Portal."
elan_einlhander (20:40:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:14): But, APPARENTLY.
elan_einlhander (20:40:15): Read my mind.
elan_einlhander (20:40:17): Apparently
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:25): Portal does not let you use macros aside from the F keys.
elan_einlhander (20:40:34): Yup.
elan_einlhander (20:40:42): And ctrl+F-keys
elan_einlhander (20:40:44): I believe.
elan_einlhander (20:40:46): And alt
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:04): Which is insanely GAY, because all of my macros are set to CTRL + keyboard keys, and I like them that way.
elan_einlhander (20:41:25): Well, that's still a lot of macro possibilities.
elan_einlhander (20:41:29): Plus countless hundred aliases.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:01): A lot, not enough, and I set my macros to keys so they're easy to remember. Ctrl+A for attack, Ctrl+H for heal, etc. Plus, I set my sword attacks right above my fist attacks, etc.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:06): So only using the F keys really fucks me up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:07): SO.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:18): I went to download ZMUD!!! :D
elan_einlhander (20:42:28): 30-day trial on that, though.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:35): Oh yes, there's that... but not even that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:48): With Zmud, you CAN set macros to any key. YAY!
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:50): BUUUUT-
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:11): Even though it SAYS you can overide Windows commands, (such as Ctrl+C) for macros... and oh yes, oh yes you can.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:22): I turned off Windows commands, so now, when I'm playing the game, Ctrl+C does nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:27): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:40): When in the actual ZMUD APPLICATION WINDOWS, there's no fucking way to turn off those commands.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:44): It's a damn bug.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:46): A glitch.
elan_einlhander (20:43:50): Wait so
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:53): Just some gay thing someone overlooked.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:08): So, even though it says I can set Ctrl+C to a macro by disabling Windows commands, which I did...
elan_einlhander (20:44:09): If you press CTRL+C it'll copy or whatever, even if you turn it off?
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:37): And even though it won't copy when I'm playing the GAME... Ctrl+C will still copy when I'm in the settings windows.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:39): SUCH AS.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:43): Trying to set my goddamned macros.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:49): SO I CAN'T set a macro to the Ctrl+C.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:56): Because whenever I try, it just fuckin' tries to copy.
elan_einlhander (20:45:11): Are you using the most recent version of Z-Mud?
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:25): Yes.
elan_einlhander (20:45:35): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (20:45:51): Well, should pry e-mail them about that, since it's obviously an overlooked problem.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:55): I can't believe this shit. So I guess I'm gonna have to use the damn buggy Java client, because it's apparently the only client in the world that will work with mymacros?
elan_einlhander (20:46:30): Or I guess you could use Portal, I mean it's still extremely convenient maybe you could set single-letter commands.
elan_einlhander (20:46:33): *trying to help out*
elan_einlhander (20:46:43): I wouldn't want you using a BUGGY client.
elan_einlhander (20:46:49): At least Portal would be somewhat reliable.
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:52): I've been trying to use the beta client. I tried to be patient, but the thing is garage. It's hardly even a beta. Why do they call it that? Why did they even RELEASE it when it FREEZES every 30 MINUTES, at LEAST?
elan_einlhander (20:46:54): So your shit won't get ran.
elan_einlhander (20:47:08): Do they know it freezes?
elan_einlhander (20:47:17): I mean, why the hell does it even freeze.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:22): You can not HAVE a bigger problem with a program than having it constantly freeze, especially a live-action MUD.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:32): They know it freezes. They say they're "working on it" and to bear with them.
elan_einlhander (20:47:36): A live-action MUD that has you lose all of your shit when you log out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:49): Fuck bearing with them. When you get disconnected from Achaea, you drop "droppable" items like gold and rats.
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:57): I've had my rats stolen like 7 times. LARGE amounts of rats.
elan_einlhander (20:47:58): Yeah, I know.
elan_einlhander (20:48:15): So what's buggy about their normal Java client now?
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:20): That's when I finally decided to stop using the client. I can't take it. Plus I'm fucking using a beta JAVA version, so it takes forever to load the client again every time it freezes.
elan_einlhander (20:48:30): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:27): Their normal one has some input-line bugs that happened when they tried to spice it up, even though it was fine. Both the new beta and the old Java client share the input-line bugs now. They aren't that big of a deal, but with the old Java client you also can't resize the window, as well as some other things.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:55): It won't be so bad going back. I'd rather do it than go to Portal and have to learn new macros or use aliases, but still, I can't believe how bad ZMUD hoed me.
elan_einlhander (20:50:30): Well, I guess go back, I was always bothered by their old client to begin with, no copy and paste.
elan_einlhander (20:50:33): Macros are cool and all.
elan_einlhander (20:50:49): So you're either gonna have to deal with buggy client, or adjust to Portal. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:16): There's just the added frustration of me, all day, re-inputting my aliases, triggers, and macros into so many clients. Now I'm gonna have to do it again for the OTHER java client, because I figured out last night that settings for the old Java go towards the new Java, but not vice-versa.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:42): So, if I set a macro in the old Java, it goes towards the beta... but since I set all of my new macros in the beta, I have to re-input them from scratch into the old one.
elan_einlhander (20:51:49): Well, you might want to save all of this crap to a file or something.
elan_einlhander (20:51:53): For future uses.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:57): I did. I saved it to a text-file, but it's still a pain.
elan_einlhander (20:51:59): Assuming you haven't.
elan_einlhander (20:52:00): Ah.
elan_einlhander (20:52:01): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:52): I don't know if you've ever used it, but another gay thing about ZMUD is that, if you quit using a QUIT command, like you're supposed to in most MUDs, it'll reconnect you if you look away, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:53:06): Yeah, it does.
elan_einlhander (20:53:14): And I don't like it's... what's the word.
elan_einlhander (20:53:24): That thing where you hit up and it gives you old commands or something.
elan_einlhander (20:53:29): It's different from how Portal does it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:45): It's like, "Holy shit, did your internet die? We lost the connection to the MUD. Wait, you're still online... Okay, we'll reconnect you."
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:52): No, dipshit. I quit the game.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:57): That's what you do when you're done playing.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:02): You don't X-out.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:04): You QUIT.
elan_einlhander (20:54:17): Yeah, X-ing out is for disconnecting but not fully quitting.
elan_einlhander (20:54:22): On MM, you'd be lost link, not logged out.
elan_einlhander (20:54:32): Peoeple worship Z-Mud, though.
elan_einlhander (20:54:38): It's more of a Programmer's client.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:53): I have no idea why. The HELP files are insanely over-worded.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:00): It seems pretty gay to me.
elan_einlhander (20:55:00): Yeah, I really didn't care for it.
elan_einlhander (20:55:05): AND you have to to keep it.
elan_einlhander (20:55:15): Of course countless people STEAL it, but I'm not okay with doing that.
elan_einlhander (20:55:25): Getting cracked codes or whatever.
elan_einlhander (20:55:39): Portal = easy to use, regardless of David's lack of macro-age.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:52): Yes. If it weren't for my macro issues, Portal would STILL be the best for me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:18): All day, Portal has given me the least problems, but from a programmer's perspective, I can't imagine what reason they would have for not allow keyboard macros.
elan_einlhander (20:56:32): I'll bet they just overlooked the need.
elan_einlhander (20:56:40): I mean, it never even occured to me until you brought it up.
elan_einlhander (20:57:01): I just perferred aliases because they're infinitely customizable.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:07): Achaea, like many MUDs, I'm sure, requires a lot of macros. It isn't even the COMFORT thing, which is what I'm MOSTLY worried about, but Achaea has, like, 20 different illnesses that you should have cure macros for.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:21): All of my macros just set off aliases that I've set, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:25): I just don't like having to hit enter.
elan_einlhander (20:57:30): Well, another thing.
elan_einlhander (20:57:47): Some MUDs frown on being so instantaneous.
elan_einlhander (20:57:52): 'Specially MM, with our botting problems.
elan_einlhander (20:58:08): It's no big deal, you're used to macros.
elan_einlhander (20:58:14): So I guess you'll have to use Java.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:03): It's just a matter of me calming down now, lol. I was practically screaming at my computer awhile ago. I've cleared out all of my old aliases, macros, etc. on the Java client. Now just need to take a deep breath and survive the ten or so minutes of putting them back in.
elan_einlhander (20:59:20): What can Doug buddy do to help? :D
elan_einlhander (20:59:38): *has been in a good mood again, wants to share the wealth*
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:20): Okay, that's all of the aliases. Deep breath, and then the triggers, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:01:34): *shoved aside* :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:47): See, I've saved most of my aliases on the actual game, Achaea, using the setalias command.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:59): So I only have 3 aliases that I need to actually set in the client.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:04): Which is nice.
elan_einlhander (21:02:14): Groovy.
elan_einlhander (21:02:24): Oh, do you ever watch Friends? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:48): No... Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:50): Do YOU?
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:52): FAG?
elan_einlhander (21:02:54): I am right now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:54): FAG BOY?
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:58): And I was just gonna warn you not to, ever.
elan_einlhander (21:02:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:03:15): They're arguing because Ross had sex with another woman while he and Rachel were broken up.
elan_einlhander (21:03:30): I'm sitting here "H-how is there an argument? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH"
elan_einlhander (21:03:32): But I can't find the remote
elan_einlhander (21:03:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:03:36): So I keep watching.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:32): Okay, done inputting triggers. Now, for my huge list of macros.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:03): There. Done. ~siiiiiighs~
elan_einlhander (21:11:12): Hooray.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:17): So many of my macros are Tekura shit. I don't even have that many cures set up yet, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:40): So many combo attacks.
elan_einlhander (21:11:47): ~ndo~
elan_einlhander (21:11:49): nod*
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:06): For awhile I just had every attack to a macro, so I could hit them in order to do a combo, like a fighting game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:14): But that just don't work, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:59): Well, I got an XP and 98 SE disc for Windows.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:11): Store-bought or came with some computer?
elan_einlhander (21:14:11): So I can reformat whenever I am ready.
elan_einlhander (21:14:19): Computer repair guy copied me them.
elan_einlhander (21:14:24): Like a G
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:33): Well, I hope they don't ask for a CD key.
elan_einlhander (21:14:39): It's Professional.
elan_einlhander (21:14:41): Don't need a CD key for it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:43): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:46): So store-bought.
elan_einlhander (21:14:57): No it's copi-JUST GO WITH IT.
elan_einlhander (21:15:13): Damn Friends are making me edgy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:15): :D
elan_einlhander (21:15:32): So aaaaaanywho, I can reformatt once I find my god damned StarCraft disc.
elan_einlhander (21:15:36): 'Cause I refuse to reformat without it.
elan_einlhander (21:15:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:54): Won't you lose all of your game data?
elan_einlhander (21:16:06): I can copy the saves to disc.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:14): Okay.
elan_einlhander (21:16:15): But I still need the CD to reinstall the game.
elan_einlhander (21:16:29): All I have is my expansion disc, sadly.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:06): ~bans himself from Achaea until 10, lol~ ~needs to take a break~ Yeah. I could give you my disc, but we'd have to somehow be in the same place.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:11): Near or at the same time. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:29): And then we could never play together.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:36): Or I could have John copy all of the CD's contents and e-mail it to you.
elan_einlhander (21:17:47): I highly doubt that would work.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:54): Iit would. ~has done it~
elan_einlhander (21:17:57): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:57): ~for other games~
elan_einlhander (21:17:58): Explain
elan_einlhander (21:17:59): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:41): I dunno if Starcraft might have some fancy copy-right protection thing on it... I doubt it, but for other CD games, I've just opened My Computer, went to the D: drive, copied everything there and pasted it into a file.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:49): Then burned all of that data back onto another CD.
elan_einlhander (21:18:57): Hm, I guess I could try it.
elan_einlhander (21:19:03): That is.
elan_einlhander (21:19:04): YOU COULD.
elan_einlhander (21:19:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:07): And i could burn it.
elan_einlhander (21:19:08): I*
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:20): I'll need to go harass John.
elan_einlhander (21:19:24): Since in THEORY I could use the same CD key.
elan_einlhander (21:19:26): I'd appreciate it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:01): Ah, sweet Dragon Court.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:11): Such a shitty Java game, but at least it's admitedly shitty.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:49): When there are some Java programs as slick as the Achaea client, I wonder how people can even get away with hosting games like Dragon Court, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:00): It'd be understandable if it was a really old game, but this guy DOES update it.
elan_einlhander (21:21:02): OH
elan_einlhander (21:21:04): NEWS
elan_einlhander (21:21:08): METAL GEAR AC!D
elan_einlhander (21:21:09): NOT MADE BY
elan_einlhander (21:21:10): !@p'fjdsifj
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:13): Yeah...What?
elan_einlhander (21:21:15): Hideo Kojima.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:18): I thought it was.
elan_einlhander (21:21:20): I shit my pants.
elan_einlhander (21:21:22): It's some other dude.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:28): I read in a review that it was a Hideo Kojima game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:32): But maybe the review was wrong.
elan_einlhander (21:21:40): He's not displayed as the credits, I checked it out.
elan_einlhander (21:21:43): in the*
elan_einlhander (21:21:46): It's some other Jap
elan_einlhander (21:21:46): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:50): Holy crap.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:52): Fuck that, then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:55): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:22:01): I played it, and I was like this is shitty.
elan_einlhander (21:22:09): I'm checking on the back of the box.
elan_einlhander (21:22:17): It doesn't have that "A Hideo Kojima game"
elan_einlhander (21:22:28): He may be involved somewhere, but I'm thinking he wasn't in charge or somethin'.
elan_einlhander (21:22:29): Faggish
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:50): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:59): I had a dream about the PSP the other night.
elan_einlhander (21:23:10): Understandable, it is pretty dreamy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:11): I dreamt that it had a fold-out keyboard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:24): Rofl, I owuldn't be surprised if they made an attachable one.
elan_einlhander (21:23:27): It DOES have a USB port.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:30): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:31): No.
elan_einlhander (21:23:40): It does, that's how you download music, movies, and pics into it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:41): It has a USB port?
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:43): Holy shit.
elan_einlhander (21:23:44): Yes sir it does.
elan_einlhander (21:23:49): Like our MP3 players.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:50): Wait, an input or an output USB port?
elan_einlhander (21:23:56): In..put, I think.
elan_einlhander (21:24:03): The same thing my mp3 player has.
elan_einlhander (21:24:11): The smaller hole.
elan_einlhander (21:24:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:24:14): *technical*
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:24): Yeah. The smal- Well, actually it can take in information.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:00): But usually you attach hardware TO something with the big hole. The PSP has a small hole, so it attaches TO a computer... but I don't think that anything can attach to IT.
elan_einlhander (21:25:13): Yeah, but who knows!
elan_einlhander (21:25:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:22): I honestly believe there's nothing the PSP can't do.
elan_einlhander (21:25:33): They have a strip for it that can hold a gig of memory, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:25:37): For a god damn game system.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:56): Are the graphics way better than DS?
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:02): I saw a commercial, and it looked that way.
elan_einlhander (21:26:07): I only played one game, I can't make that judgement.
elan_einlhander (21:26:21): Since Metal Gear Ac!d involves next to no animation, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:26): From what I played.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:29): I saw a commercial for that Metroid Prime game, and then a commercial for some PSP game, and I was like holy shit.
elan_einlhander (21:26:29): I'm sure it does later.
elan_einlhander (21:27:01): But I sadly can't make any such purchases, since I'm not even gonna have sufficient funds for my trip to Chicago at this rate.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:16): And yet, in Dragon Court, I'm still the only one in my clan. :'o(
elan_einlhander (21:27:34): If we average out my pay to 80 bucks a week.
elan_einlhander (21:27:38): My trip is in four.
elan_einlhander (21:27:46): So... 320 bucks if I spend NOTHING.
elan_einlhander (21:27:51): Hotel itself is like 120 bucks a night.
elan_einlhander (21:27:59): Divided four ways, that's thirty my way
elan_einlhander (21:28:03): Two nights, sixty for the hotel.
elan_einlhander (21:28:13): Food, gas, random trinkets.
elan_einlhander (21:28:22): Need money just in case something goes WRONG
elan_einlhander (21:28:22): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:28:36): Highlander is jobless, so I can't assume he'll have a whole lot.
elan_einlhander (21:28:41): So Doug needs to bring the dizzough.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:44): You could always pawn my MP3 player, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:52): Or I could ask my dad for some money, since he said he'd pay for it.
elan_einlhander (21:28:55): Lol, I've never pawned something.
elan_einlhander (21:29:09): Well, if I get to like a week before my trip, and I REALLY need money, I'll hit you up for cash.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:17): ~nadchos~
elan_einlhander (21:29:22): Since everyone's after my money now.
elan_einlhander (21:29:38): My mom's like "Hey... want to give me like 20 bucks a week for rent, so 'Becca will pay too?"
elan_einlhander (21:29:42): Doug says seems fair.
elan_einlhander (21:29:53): Then she's like "Yeah and the thirty for the DSL is due."
elan_einlhander (21:29:56): "Kay.. fair enough."
elan_einlhander (21:30:07): Grandpa is like "Yeah I bought you a CD driver, that was thirty bucks."
elan_einlhander (21:30:11): "...yeah, all right"
elan_einlhander (21:30:16): Oh and here's your repair bill
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:20): Doesn't the entire house use the DSL now?
elan_einlhander (21:30:21): "Well God damn it."
elan_einlhander (21:30:25): Yup. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:30:32): And Doug pays it, so I better not hear any bitching.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:35): So there's no way in Hell they can make you pay for it.
elan_einlhander (21:30:51): Ah, but the account was for me, we transferred it from my mom's place.
elan_einlhander (21:30:59): So I'll pay it, I just don't want to hear any bitching.
elan_einlhander (21:31:05): But I'm fuckin' pissed at SBC.
elan_einlhander (21:31:16): I'm about to cancel it and go to Comcast, which is still on over here.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:19): But now the entire family uses it. Computers that aren't YOUR computer, right?
elan_einlhander (21:31:30): Right.
elan_einlhander (21:31:33): But it's MY internet.
elan_einlhander (21:31:35): So I'm paying.
elan_einlhander (21:31:37): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:32:02): Ironically, though, my computer isn't the lead one.
elan_einlhander (21:32:04): Which bugs me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:17): But you're getting robbed. I can understand the pride of paying for YOUR internet, but even though it's under YOUR name, it's now the FAMILY's internet. If you STOPPED paying, would they NOT pay for the internet?
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:20): They need it now, too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:35): You should, at LEAST split it with them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:38): That's ridiculous.
elan_einlhander (21:32:48): I dunno, really, my mom and grandpa are rather retarded about it.
elan_einlhander (21:32:56): The way I see it, if I have to pay this shit, I should at least be in charge.
elan_einlhander (21:33:09): But I'm not, HIS computer is the one that it's connected to, and I want to cancel the damn thing.
elan_einlhander (21:33:24): SBC made us now buy a filter, a hub, and double-charged the accounbt.
elan_einlhander (21:33:27): account*
elan_einlhander (21:33:34): I'm sick of them, and want simple Comcast.
elan_einlhander (21:33:46): My mom is so STUPID she doesn't understand how this is NOT cheaper.
elan_einlhander (21:33:53): Yes, it's like ten or fifteen bucks a month cheaper.
elan_einlhander (21:34:02): But we had to get a NINETY dollar filter, a forty dollar hub.
elan_einlhander (21:34:17): And twenty-five dollars worth of ethernet cord.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:24): Well, you'd need those things for Comcast, too.
elan_einlhander (21:34:25): So that in itself is enough to make this NOT cheaper for like ten months.
elan_einlhander (21:34:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:31): No no, they HAD Comcast.
elan_einlhander (21:34:35): They had the gear for that already.
elan_einlhander (21:34:41): SBC is just gay and uses different shit.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:43): Ah, I see.
elan_einlhander (21:34:46): The Comcast worked just fine.
elan_einlhander (21:34:49): On multiple computers.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:51): So she changed to SBC, which was a stupid idea.
elan_einlhander (21:34:56): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:57): Since the house wasn't rigged for DSl.
elan_einlhander (21:35:05): Pretty much.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:17): If you have cable installed, there's no reason to install DSL.
elan_einlhander (21:35:22): There really isn't.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:22): It's cheaper, but it's a huge hastle.
elan_einlhander (21:35:29): I'll pay the ten bucks a month more, seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:35:33): Just for the sheer convenience.
elan_einlhander (21:35:39): We've had nothing but trouble now.
elan_einlhander (21:35:44): Extra parts, connection blipping out.
elan_einlhander (21:35:51): HOURS AND HOURS on the phone with tech support.
elan_einlhander (21:36:39): *breathes*
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:27): ~hums~ Man, what a frustrating day. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:34): We're both ranting like ninnies.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:36): Yes, ninnies.
elan_einlhander (21:37:41): Little ninnies.
elan_einlhander (21:37:45): But I have Arby's now.
elan_einlhander (21:37:47): So all is not lost.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:55): Bastard.
elan_einlhander (21:38:02): The one BIG plus of living here.
elan_einlhander (21:38:03): Dinner.
elan_einlhander (21:38:03): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:38:09): The only plus, but it's still a plus.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:46): Rofl. Dragon Court post:
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:01): Name: live_in_shadows Topic: my eyes hurt Date: 4/2/2005 Previous Page Next Message -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i clicked too fast doing my quests and now im dizzy and my eyes hurt Live_in_shadows Titan 
elan_einlhander (21:39:41): Dragon Court in a nutshell.
elan_einlhander (21:39:44): OH
elan_einlhander (21:39:46): speaking of Java.
elan_einlhander (21:39:52): I need to get the newer one, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:59): sun.java.com?
elan_einlhander (21:40:03): *forgot the site*
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:34): What do you need to get the newer one for?
elan_einlhander (21:40:40): Didn't you tell me to?
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:49): No, lol. Heavens no.
elan_einlhander (21:40:49): Is there a reason I should NOT get it?
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:51): Stay away.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:53): Stay far away.
elan_einlhander (21:41:00): You do realize I still have that damn Beta, right?
elan_einlhander (21:41:06): 5.whatever
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:06): It's still way too slow for loading a- Oh, you do?
elan_einlhander (21:41:09): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:41:17): So if it's better than THAT, i'm fori t.
elan_einlhander (21:41:19): woe
elan_einlhander (21:41:20): ..
elan_einlhander (21:41:21): .Wow*
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:22): Oh, then go ahead and get the updated JRE at www.java.com .
elan_einlhander (21:41:23): GOD DAMN IT
elan_einlhander (21:41:36): I just butchered the english language.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:37): The update IS slightly better.
elan_einlhander (21:41:40): Hard-core.
elan_einlhander (21:41:41): All right.
elan_einlhander (21:41:50): Lol, STAY AWAY
elan_einlhander (21:41:56): That's what I say to people too.
elan_einlhander (21:42:18): I assume I should click this "GET THE LATEST IN JAVA TECHNOLOGY" thing
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:26): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:33): Man, people are RPing in Dragon Court recently.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:35): That's odd. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:40): Dun nuh nuh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:44): I wonder when this started happening.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:25): Back when I used to play, RPing was the thing... then I stopped playing because all of the RPers left. Now, I guess two clans are going to war and people are talking about RP on the message boards.
elan_einlhander (21:43:44): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:43:59): The repair guy, right in front me of said "Yeah Mozilla is the best, spyware doesn't attach to it."
elan_einlhander (21:44:05): I wanted to punch him in the fucking face.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:14): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:44:22): Fuckin' fanatics.
elan_einlhander (21:44:26): Think their programs can do no wrong.
elan_einlhander (21:44:28): Like Mac users.
elan_einlhander (21:47:18): Welcome to my computer, Java..
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:32): Java: "Good to be here."
elan_einlhander (21:47:44): No, twidding it's fingers together, in a deep voice "Goooooood.."
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:19): I'm thinking about uninstalling Java 5.0 AGAIN, lol. It's weird that I have to keep uninstalling it.
elan_einlhander (21:48:28): I'm done caring, lol
elan_einlhander (21:48:31): God damn Java.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:54): I have JRE 1.4.7 INSTALLED... and I can use it, apparently, according to my Java menu, for running Java applications...
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:59): But not for web-site based applets.
elan_einlhander (21:49:03): Aw,
elan_einlhander (21:49:04): Aw.*
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:30): It's like, "What version of Java do you wanna use for applications? You have two installed versions. Would you like to use 1.4.7, or 5.0?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:50): "What version of Java do you wanna use for applications? You have two installed versions. Would you like to use 5.0?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:57): I'm like, "...Uh... How about the other one?"
elan_einlhander (21:49:59): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:00): "What other one?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:07): "You just said I have two, and I know I do."
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:15): "Oh yeah, you can't use that one for applets anymore."
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:18): "...Why?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:23): "Because you've got a better one!"
elan_einlhander (21:50:24): ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:28): "So? I wanna use my old one."
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:33): Newer = better, apparently.
elan_einlhander (21:50:44): That's why people spaz on me when I just don't update stuff.
elan_einlhander (21:50:45): Like AIM.
elan_einlhander (21:51:50): Wow, LimeWire sure seems to update a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:38): Yeah, I'm uninstalling Java 5.0... again. When they come out with update 3, they can holla at me.
elan_einlhander (21:53:03): Way to go.
elan_einlhander (21:53:07): *feels retarded for downloading now
elan_einlhander (21:53:09): Wait
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:53:19): Didn't you say I could use LimeWire without Java?
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:47): Yep. I found that out after I told you the first time that you couldn't, lol. You need Java, but Limewire works on version 1.4.7.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:08): I thought it didn't because it harassed me about updating my Java, but when I restarted, it worked fine... and it apparently never harassed John about it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:24): So I dunno how it works, really... I just know that you can use it without 5.0.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:47): Java takes fuckin' forever to uninstall, though.
elan_einlhander (21:54:47): Well then I don't want 5.0, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:52): I only wanted it for LimeWire.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:00): LimeWire ~is~ tasty.
elan_einlhander (21:56:08): I wonder if 1.4.7 is still on my computer.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:54): Oh, it's 1.4.2_07. My bad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:00): brb
elan_einlhander (21:57:03): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:57): Have you ever watched all of the stuff on www.weebls-stuff.com?
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:50): Most of it is pretty genius, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:05): Dare I say, pretty wizard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:20): Hey, he added something new since last night. Weird.
elan_einlhander (22:08:38): *shudders*
elan_einlhander (22:08:40): *vomits*
elan_einlhander (22:09:09): I walk out into the living room, right, in search of Pop Tarts.
elan_einlhander (22:09:12): On the TV, is this guy
elan_einlhander (22:09:19): Half of his face is like... exploded.
elan_einlhander (22:09:22): And then stuck that way.
elan_einlhander (22:09:25): God damn dude, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:09:28): It was on TLC
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:31): Nice.
elan_einlhander (22:09:36): So gross, Jesus fucking Christ.
elan_einlhander (22:09:39): That is NOT okay.
elan_einlhander (22:09:47): Okay, I'm over it, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:09): I have a Star Wars lava berry Pop Tart, so I should be fine.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:43): ...Star Wars Lava Berry? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:10:53): Yes, Lava Berry.
elan_einlhander (22:11:01): Which of course tastes like molten rock.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:08): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:15:09): I want to know why so many of my installers like to be in Japanese.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:23): Probably something to do with your language settings.
elan_einlhander (22:15:29): No doubt.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:30): http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/11/
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): Good thing I know enough Japanese to get by, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:40): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:15:41): Eh, uninstalling Java, hang on.
elan_einlhander (22:20:20): Do you think you could talk to John about that StarCraft thing tonight? Or is he too busy?
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:35): Oh sure, I'll go talk to his stupid ass.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:40): brb.
elan_einlhander (22:20:42): I wanted to be ready to reformat by Thursday, my day off.
elan_einlhander (22:20:42): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:02): He says he'll have it done tonight, but he doesn't know when.
elan_einlhander (22:23:17): No worries, long as he agreed.
elan_einlhander (22:23:18): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:14): As we all know Patrick Moore plays the xylophone.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:16): Hardcore.
elan_einlhander (22:24:42): Oh, um, I can't seem to download any other kind of Java on this site.
elan_einlhander (22:24:44): Just the latest.
elan_einlhander (22:24:44): Hmm
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:00): Yeah, you need to go to the developer's site to get an older version I'll link you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:08): Put a period in there somewhere. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:25:12): All right, sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:25:13): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:24): WHOA, They came out with 1.4.2_08?!
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:26): SWEET.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:27): :D
elan_einlhander (22:26:32): ooo
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:40): http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/download.html
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:44): I wonder why, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:26:53): They should be focusing ALL of their efforts on stupid-ass 5.0.
elan_einlhander (22:26:56): Maybe they foresaw the gayity of 5.0.
elan_einlhander (22:26:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:02): Not updating 1.4.2. Yeah, maybe, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:07): Maybe they're gonna give up on 5.0.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:41): Download the JRE from that link.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:52): Unless you're thinking about becoming a Java programmer, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:03): Then download the SDK. SDK has the JRE in it, but takes longer to install.
elan_einlhander (22:28:03): Nope
elan_einlhander (22:28:10): Wait
elan_einlhander (22:28:13): Which is better, lol
elan_einlhander (22:28:15): I trust David.
elan_einlhander (22:28:21): I don't wanna get skimped.
vencabot_teppoo (22:28:43): The JRE in both packages is the same. They both RUN Java the same, but the SDK has stuff for making Java programs, like the compiler, testers, etc.
elan_einlhander (22:29:00): Ah, all right.
elan_einlhander (22:30:45): Ooo
elan_einlhander (22:31:32): I've heard this.
elan_einlhander (22:31:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:31:34): I think
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:41): Proof.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:47): That Patrick Moore plays the xylophone.
elan_einlhander (22:33:43): Shi, I accidentally clicked a pop-up ad.
elan_einlhander (22:33:46): shit*
elan_einlhander (22:33:50): *geting bombarded now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:51): Lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:34:02): I was moving to click on the Yahoo! window, and a pop-up POPPED UP right there.
elan_einlhander (22:34:03): And I clicked
elan_einlhander (22:34:04): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (22:34:12): Peaches.
elan_einlhander (22:35:21): good to see voice chat works again.
elan_einlhander (22:35:24): At least on your end.
elan_einlhander (22:35:31): So I won't miss any Dad Hernandez moments.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:36): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:35:53): Involving foreign breads, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:36:08): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:38:08): "Why live with depression when maybe you could live without it?"
elan_einlhander (22:38:10): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:38:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:38:16): I LOVE that slogan.
vencabot_teppoo (22:38:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:39:31): Didn't happen to hear that, did you? Lol
elan_einlhander (22:39:35): *said maw*
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:51): I heard static.
elan_einlhander (22:39:54): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:58): I was wondering what the Hell was going on, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:11): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:56): My computer needs weed.
elan_einlhander (22:41:14): Mine needs a reboot, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:41:14): Brb.
elan_einlhander (22:48:25): Wow, what a shitty reboot that was.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:33): ?
elan_einlhander (22:48:41): Extremely laggy.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:45): Hm
elan_einlhander (22:48:46): Musta been from all the Java tweaks.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): Removed two things and installed the other one.
elan_einlhander (22:48:57): Had to reboot for them all to take affect.
elan_einlhander (22:48:59): effect*
elan_einlhander (22:52:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:58:49): *sneezes*
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:33): Lol. Java scared me for a second there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:55): I open Achaea, and I see a BIG WHITE BOX. I was like, "Dear God no, tell me they didn't adopt the laggy GIF loading screen from 5.0!!!!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:04): And then it immediately turned gray and loaded it in half of a second, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:15): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:34): Holy shit.
vencabot_teppoo (23:05:40): 1.4.2_08 is insanely fast.
elan_einlhander (23:05:48): Owned.
elan_einlhander (23:07:10): "Some kind of trap killed me."
elan_einlhander (23:07:13): "All right, where at?"
elan_einlhander (23:07:14): "Recall"
elan_einlhander (23:07:18): "...Recall of what?"
elan_einlhander (23:07:20): "Huh?"
elan_einlhander (23:07:26): "Where in general were you?"
elan_einlhander (23:07:27): "Recall!"
elan_einlhander (23:07:33): "....RECALL OF WHERE?"
elan_einlhander (23:07:36): God damn, lol
elan_einlhander (23:07:48): 'Cause I'm your shadow, and recall means a whole lot to me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:11:49): I'm thinking of blocking Koree for a while, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:05): Why?
elan_einlhander (23:16:17): I don't like his ignoring tactics.
elan_einlhander (23:16:36): Like, he'll IM me, with some random nonsense, and I'll try to talk to him, and he'll just not answer, anything.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:43): qk
elan_einlhander (23:16:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:04): That was weird, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:17:16): I assumed it was some sort of Achaea code for killing someone.
elan_einlhander (23:17:17): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:18): My cursor was focused in my Achaea window, but when I typed, it came up here.
elan_einlhander (23:17:27): Quill Koree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:28): ql And again.
elan_einlhander (23:17:28): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:40): This is one of those new glitches I was talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:56): For some reason, when you hover over the window with your mouse, it comes up on top of all of your other windows.
elan_einlhander (23:18:05): Hm
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:12): And even though it SHOWS the cursor, it doesn't really have the cursor.
elan_einlhander (23:18:18): That's odd.
elan_einlhander (23:19:47): HOLY SHIT
elan_einlhander (23:19:50): DAVID
elan_einlhander (23:19:52): THIS IS PERFECT
elan_einlhander (23:20:06): THERE'S A FIRST CLASS FORM IN RECALL, JUST WHAT WE NEEDED FOR THE PAST GOD DAMN HOUR.
elan_einlhander (23:20:12): Valthor shouts '(~*Valthor*~) anyone looking for first class form come to recall . And form with me.'
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:45): And he was so kind as to shout it like twenty times in case I wasn't there for the first nineteen!
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:13): :D
elan_einlhander (23:30:06): Okay I'm not sick.
elan_einlhander (23:30:13): It has to be the environment.
elan_einlhander (23:30:23): I felt great most of the day, but now that I've been here a while I'm all stuffed up again.
elan_einlhander (23:30:27): Hard-core.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:39): That sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:44): The Hedgehog is back?
elan_einlhander (23:30:57): A little, but mostly I'm extremely congested.
elan_einlhander (23:38:51): Rofl, I'm reading the two newest VGcats.
elan_einlhander (23:39:33): *cracking up* It's JUST like when I peed all over the bathroom.
elan_einlhander (23:40:42): "The Hive Cluster is under attack!"
elan_einlhander (23:40:45): "No, THE HIVE!@"
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:29): Good time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:41:35): Yeah, the new VG Cats is funny.
elan_einlhander (23:41:57): The baby one wasn't as funny, but that bathroom one was pricless.
elan_einlhander (23:41:59): "Gasp THRICE!"
elan_einlhander (23:47:13): I was just reminded of anothr advantage YIM has over some messengers.
elan_einlhander (23:48:24): The good ol' Beta messenger.
elan_einlhander (23:48:28): For on-the-go.
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:44): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (23:56:36): I think everyone leaves tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (23:56:39): 'cept for bitch-tits, sadly.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:42): Everyone?
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:43): Why?
elan_einlhander (23:56:54): Going up north for a few days.
elan_einlhander (23:57:03): I can't and of course don't want to go.
elan_einlhander (23:57:20): And I guess bitch-tits is staying so she won't be away from her English male cyber-hooker.
elan_einlhander (23:57:27): Excuse is driivng me to work.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:57:40): Even though I have Thursday and Friday OFF.
elan_einlhander (23:57:49): So yeah, she can suck my dick.
elan_einlhander (23:57:50): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:58:09): And I'll slap her titties.
elan_einlhander (23:58:12): For being a bitch.
elan_einlhander (23:59:07): Rofl, and to cheer me up, all I do is read your AIM profile.
elan_einlhander (23:59:25): She sure thought getting raped and killed was funny.
elan_einlhander (23:59:34): That's funny in ANY context.

4-5-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:02:12): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:03:02): So, how's John's progress?
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:24): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:08:25): Hey, happen to know the CD key to YOUR StarCraft game off the top of your head?
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:43): Yeah, it's 4d-057-31-0 NO I DON'T KNOW IT OFF OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:45): Geez, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:51): I have the case, though.
elan_einlhander (0:08:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:09:02): Well, when you get a break, let me know wh at it is.
elan_einlhander (0:09:03): what*
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:05): I can look at it later. ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:13:36): Awesome/
elan_einlhander (0:13:52): I was over tinkering with my water cooler, and I'm like "Man why won't it work?"
elan_einlhander (0:14:06): And immediately I go "Woah cookies." And there's a pile of cookies at my feet.
elan_einlhander (0:14:09): So I pick one up and eat it.
elan_einlhander (0:14:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:14:11): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:35): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:32:26): *sneezes ALL over your sister's blouse*
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:35): With your penis.
elan_einlhander (0:32:43): Rofl, I was gonna say that next if you didn't.
elan_einlhander (1:16:29): So what level are you in Achaea, now?
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:20): 33.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:32): I'm messing with a new client, lol. God help me.
elan_einlhander (1:17:34): Hmm, any interesting DYNAMIC moments?
elan_einlhander (1:17:36): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:36): MUSHclient.
elan_einlhander (1:18:09): Darkmagic preaches that client.
elan_einlhander (1:18:21): Barely anyone seems to use it, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:38): It seems pretty good. Lots of macro choices, but is it enough for David...
elan_einlhander (1:19:57): Is it MUSHY enough.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:04): I like MUSHclient more than Portal.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:10): And more than ZMud.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:16): But still not enough macro freedom.
elan_einlhander (1:25:45): So adjust, you pussy.
elan_einlhander (1:25:50): *dick up the ass*
elan_einlhander (1:25:51): Booyah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:26): Man, MUSHclient is so nice that it almost makes me wanna adjust to having less macros. It just feels comfortable.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:28): Homely.
elan_einlhander (1:29:39): What's so special about it?
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:32): All of the options are easy to get at, right at my fingertips. Everything is nice and customizable. I got it looking just like the Javaclient, which feels nice, lol. Now I'm just trying to get it to put a space after command output.
elan_einlhander (1:32:06): I see.
elan_einlhander (1:49:55): I hate how i can sorta tell someone's about to IM me, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:00): I panic for some reason.
elan_einlhander (1:50:03): I*
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:21): Yeah, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (1:50:33): Like, my mouse cursor sorta flickers, and the computer makes this noise.
elan_einlhander (1:50:39): Very small noise, but I can feel it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:42): Yep.
elan_einlhander (1:50:43): The computer whirring.
elan_einlhander (1:50:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:50:45): *weirdo*
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:52): I've decided to compromise my macro beliefs.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:17): I've consulted many a monk. We sat in a circle and sang Kumbaya. I think I'm ready to let go, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:01): Wait..
elan_einlhander (2:02:03): After ALL that
elan_einlhander (2:02:07): You just decide to let it go.
elan_einlhander (2:02:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:11): Ass-hole.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:29): Well, this client DOES have ~more~ possible macros than the other two, and it's just really really nice.
elan_einlhander (3:08:24): Maaaaaaaaaw.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:30): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (3:08:30): This is suuuuuuuuuuuch a long-ass mission.
elan_einlhander (3:08:33): And I just killed Fenix.
elan_einlhander (3:08:35): David.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:36): That's how I feel, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:39): Yes.
elan_einlhander (3:08:40): He had 800 shields and 800 health.
elan_einlhander (3:08:44): A Dragoon.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:45): Nice.
elan_einlhander (3:08:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:08:50): He took on my squad of Guardians.
elan_einlhander (3:08:54): Like a damn Hero.
elan_einlhander (3:09:03): Preator Fenix fears no opponent.
elan_einlhander (3:09:27): I almost wish he would have killed us all.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:11): He did take down three of them, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:24): Considering he was withstanding a 12-Guardian barrage, I'd say that's damn good solo.
elan_einlhander (3:10:58): Like that lone Ultralisk who smashed my Siege tanks.
elan_einlhander (3:12:23): I should change my availability at work.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:36): Availability?
elan_einlhander (3:12:49): Like, times I can or can't come in.
elan_einlhander (3:13:09): Right now, it's anything after 10 AM on the weekends, and anything after 4 pm on the weekdays.
elan_einlhander (3:13:24): Which now, thanks to my seniority, basically means I'm working in the morning on the weekend, and at 4 pm every weekday.
elan_einlhander (3:13:39): Which is obviously not sleep-schedule friendly, having such dramatically different hours.
elan_einlhander (3:14:49): Like right now, it's all gravy that I'm up 'till 3 am, 'cause I still get plenty of sleep before work.
elan_einlhander (3:15:01): but when Friday rolls around, I'm gonna wanna shoot myself.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:50): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (3:18:34): I have 120 zerglings on standby.
elan_einlhander (3:40:32): YES, I FOUND THE CAN OPENER.
elan_einlhander (3:40:36): I HAVE BEANS ONCE MORE.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:47): Bastard, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:41:06): Apparently my grandfather has like ten cans of refried beans in the pantry, since they get bought and no one wants them.
elan_einlhander (3:41:07): so I'm like !@#
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:38): Mmm.
elan_einlhander (3:44:25): So uh, what are you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:06): Achaea'ing it up with MUSHclient.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:09): Wishing I had snacks.
elan_einlhander (3:45:44): Well it's obvious you're playing Achaea.
elan_einlhander (3:45:46): But more specific.
elan_einlhander (3:46:02): And "Not eating chips and beans" won't suffice either.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:42): I'm chit-chatting with a fellow monk.
elan_einlhander (3:48:07): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:15): Wishing I had snacks.
elan_einlhander (3:48:17): I am sadly still on the same mission I was four hours ago, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:17): Really.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:21): Aw, that sucks.
elan_einlhander (3:48:22): You have NO snacks?
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:27): None.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:29): I have pop.
elan_einlhander (3:48:31): Sounds like it's time for a 4 am trip to MEIJER.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:34): But no chips.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:36): No popcorn.
elan_einlhander (3:48:51): Now is the ideal time for theft.
elan_einlhander (3:48:53): *wink, nudge*
elan_einlhander (3:48:59): *is the devil on your shoulder*
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:04:14): There, I swear to God THIS is my final assault.
elan_einlhander (4:04:32): 12 zerglings, 12 hydralisks, 12 mutalisks, 12 guardians, 12 ultralisks, and 24 scourge.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:43): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (4:04:48): *cracks knuckles*
elan_einlhander (4:21:58): Well, guess who's NOT gonna be eating his own boots today.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:08): Wait... Don't tell me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:19): You said... if.... something... you'd eat your own boots... but what was it...
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:32): Nope, I can't remember.
elan_einlhander (4:22:49): I was going to eat them if I failed to decimate the Terran with that wave of Zerg.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:58): Ah.
elan_einlhander (4:23:08): But guess what. :D
elan_einlhander (4:24:12): Anywho.
elan_einlhander (4:24:24): I'mma get to bed, methinks.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:30): Peace be shmiz, bo jizz.
elan_einlhander (4:24:39): Try and leave me an offline message with that CD-key.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:44): Okie dokie.
elan_einlhander (21:12:10): So um, I take it that's a no on the CD-key?
elan_einlhander (23:37:38): Gotta love college football.
elan_einlhander (23:37:43): Instilling violence in pople, lol
elan_einlhander (23:40:47): Er
elan_einlhander (23:40:49): basketball
elan_einlhander (23:40:57): Only took me five minutes to realize that.
elan_einlhander (23:45:55): Moo?

4-6-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:54:21): Sorry, I passed out and slept all day. I'll get the CD key right now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:06): 3272-68014-2738
elan_einlhander (1:11:59): Wait, so how did you log on
elan_einlhander (1:12:00): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:12:03): *types it up*
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:24): ....What?
elan_einlhander (1:12:33): You logged on, then were idle forl ike another hour.
elan_einlhander (1:12:36): idle for like*
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:45): Oh yeah, I woke up an hour ago and went to watch TV.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:50): And forgot I had turned my computer on.
elan_einlhander (1:12:57): Way to go, Holmes.
elan_einlhander (1:13:02): Did John get that game saved?
vencabot_teppoo (1:13:10): I dunno. Lemme find out.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:32): Nope, he hasn't, but I guess he's doing it right now.
elan_einlhander (1:15:54): -_-
elan_einlhander (1:15:56): All right.
elan_einlhander (1:17:11): I THINK Highlandra wants to have sex with me or something.
elan_einlhander (1:17:20): In all seriousness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:50): Well, if I were you, I'd smack the bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:56): Just because YOU THINK she wants to have sex with you.
elan_einlhander (1:17:57): In the titties?
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:14): N-no Doug. You're missing the point.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:19): Oh, so you mean her ass?
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:38): I don't even know what this girl looks like, actually. I keep picturing John's girlfriend from last year, but you said it was a different girl.
elan_einlhander (1:20:03): I dunno, I think she's cute, and has a nice figure.
elan_einlhander (1:20:09): But you guys seem to disagree.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:33): Ive never even seen her.
elan_einlhander (1:20:36): Yes you have.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:42): I have?
elan_einlhander (1:20:50): She IS that girl that sat with him at lunch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:05): Taller than him?
elan_einlhander (1:21:09): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:13): Okay.
elan_einlhander (1:22:12): I think I can safely say...
elan_einlhander (1:22:15): I'd do her. -_-
elan_einlhander (1:22:20): Must destroy all sexual urges.
elan_einlhander (1:22:21): And fast.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:26): Or kill John.
elan_einlhander (1:22:28): But then again, we've toiled endless for that.
elan_einlhander (1:22:30): Or kill John
elan_einlhander (1:22:31): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:31): Before he kills you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:39): Because, from what you've told me about him, he probably would.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:46): He's a nut case.
elan_einlhander (1:22:48): We're gonna end up fighting, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:55): Since he gets mad at me for touchingh im, apparently.
elan_einlhander (1:23:01): And now his girl wants me in her ass.
elan_einlhander (1:23:01): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:23:06): *can feel the thich tension*
elan_einlhander (1:23:10): thick*
elan_einlhander (1:23:15): *but can also feel thick pussy*
elan_einlhander (1:23:20): Choices..
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:24): Lol, awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:23:29): AND the Pope is dead.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:34): Ding dong.
elan_einlhander (1:23:50): It's hard for anything to seem like a bad idea when you're eating chips and beans.
elan_einlhander (1:23:51): Again
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:58): Dangerous stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:24:19): She could walk in my room right now and be like "I REALLY need someone's cock in my ass, think you can help out?"
elan_einlhander (1:24:26): And I'd just munch a chip and go "Sure"
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:34): And pull down your pants and not even move.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:43): Just expect her to do all the work, WHILE you eat chips.
elan_einlhander (1:24:44): She'd do it all, while i eat.
elan_einlhander (1:24:45): ...
elan_einlhander (1:24:46): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:48): And play video games.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:55): And chat with me, rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:24:56): And play video games, like when Lynnette was over.
elan_einlhander (1:24:57): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:24:57): ROfl
elan_einlhander (1:24:58): Better
elan_einlhander (1:25:05): Play MM, while chatting with you, and eating chips.
elan_einlhander (1:25:08): While she rode my cock
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:11): Damn David, you gotta try this.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:18): Start typing all poorly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:29): oh shitt man i dunno if i can opps there it goes
elan_einlhander (1:25:41): Rofl, that would be great just for the story-value.
elan_einlhander (1:25:53): Like a LOT of things I do
elan_einlhander (1:25:58): I'll do it just for it being a good story later on
elan_einlhander (1:26:26): GOD WHY DOES BECCA HAVE TO STAY HERE
elan_einlhander (1:26:27): 324[23u;31u;13u
elan_einlhander (1:26:30): The excuse
elan_einlhander (1:26:33): To take me to work
elan_einlhander (1:26:33): BUT
elan_einlhander (1:26:39): I have Thursday and Friday off
elan_einlhander (1:26:41): So I only work ONE day
elan_einlhander (1:26:47): I don't need the bitch to stay for THAT.
elan_einlhander (1:31:43): Welp, in two days I reformat
elan_einlhander (1:31:48): Assuming John pulls through.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:38): Did you ever make an Achaea char?
elan_einlhander (1:32:51): I have in the past, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:55): Was his name Elan?
elan_einlhander (1:32:55): T....wice, I think.
elan_einlhander (1:32:57): Of course.
elan_einlhander (1:33:00): both times.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:08): Okay. You're no longer on the Honours.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:18): Disproving my theory that names never get erased from this game, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:24): Aw :(
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:32): Vencabot is STILL alive.
elan_einlhander (1:33:38): No shit? Lol
elan_einlhander (1:33:44): Well, my chars were like level three.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:48): Maybe because you were a novice.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:58): Maybe they delete all Novices that don't play for a certain amount of time.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:19): They don't delete higher-level chars just incase they may be legendary, RP wise, so later generations can HONOURS them.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:47): David, I will never understand why but
elan_einlhander (1:36:56): Vassago thought it would be a GREAT idea to add a "PK channel"
elan_einlhander (1:37:21): Basically a global channel for anyone who wants to enabled, divided up by class, that pretty much isn't moderated.
elan_einlhander (1:37:25): Only lightly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:29): Weird.
elan_einlhander (1:37:39): So this channel, I've even watched it now.
elan_einlhander (1:37:50): Is a big group of people cracking jokes, making insults, being rude and crude.
elan_einlhander (1:38:00): No PK talking whatsoever, not that that makes any sense in itself.
elan_einlhander (1:38:11): Just another out-of-character flame-fest channel.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:58): And the IM window randomly closes, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:39:04): Nice.
elan_einlhander (1:39:29): 'I am sometimes raging as a bull and sometimes calm as a baby sleeping.' Gwyllem , the enlightened one says. 'I have two banks but never any money. Who am I?' 
elan_einlhander (1:39:38): Tried ocean, sea, lake, and water.
elan_einlhander (1:39:40): Any ideas?
elan_einlhander (1:40:09): Nevermind
elan_einlhander (1:40:10): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:40:11): River.
elan_einlhander (1:40:12): Duh
elan_einlhander (1:46:12): Big Fou, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:21): Wha?
elan_einlhander (1:46:30): On Big O.
elan_einlhander (1:46:33): Remeber the idea of Big Fou?
elan_einlhander (1:46:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:46:37): Remember*
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:40): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:47:31): Lol, I just swallowed a chip whole because my throat was itchy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:52:34): Get hype, Roger Smith.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:55): verencamerosa: There. Unzip that shit and see what comes out. Vencabot_Teppoo: Did you copy all of the data from the CD? verencamerosa: Yah. verencamerosa: It's in the network thingy in a zip file. Vencabot_Teppoo: You went to the D: drive, explored the CD, and copy-pasted everything? verencamerosa: Wait... Why do I have to do that? Vencabot_Teppoo: To get the data from the CD, John. verencamerosa: It installed onto my comp. verencamerosa: I just copied THAT shit and put in on the network. Vencabot_Teppoo: No, it didn't. It installed the game onto your comp, but the game still needs the CD to run, right? Vencabot_Teppoo: Yes, it does.
elan_einlhander (1:58:30): ...God damn it.
elan_einlhander (1:58:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:44): So now I told him to DO IT AGAIN BITCH, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:58:50): Good man.
elan_einlhander (1:58:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:57): See, I know John.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:04): "Did you get all of the data from the CD?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:05): "Yah."
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:14): "...You went to the D: drive and copied all of the data?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:20): "Ya-... Wait, do what now?" Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:31): Because he asked me for the CD key, and I didn't know why.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:44): I was like, "Shit, he just installed it." Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:00:05): Yeah, I basically need the game CD, not an installed version.
elan_einlhander (2:00:15): I HAVE IT installed, but it's no good with no CD.
elan_einlhander (2:00:52): I'm gonna try burning it twice, and put one on each computer.
elan_einlhander (2:00:57): One using your CD key, one using mine.
elan_einlhander (2:01:03): See if it'll go through.
elan_einlhander (2:01:36): I love this episode of Futurama, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:02:13): Harlem Globetrotters.
elan_einlhander (2:04:17): Bubblegum Tate, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:35): "Watch as I toss the ball to Curly-Joe... *BOING* ONLY to have it return to my hand with elastic!"
elan_einlhander (2:19:54): Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure.
vencabot_teppoo (2:20:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:43): David, ask yourself
elan_einlhander (2:27:51): Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:55): Nope, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:28:02): Well damn.
elan_einlhander (2:30:03): Bored-diddy-bored bored.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:12): Make an Achaea character.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:17): Learn to program.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:18): Become me.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:31): Achaea bores me to tears, and we've tried the programming thing.
elan_einlhander (2:31:34): guess it's time to turn to drugs.
elan_einlhander (2:32:42): Since that's how it always happens.
elan_einlhander (2:32:54): Kids try Achaea, get bored, try to program, lose focus.
elan_einlhander (2:32:58): Then turn to drugs.
elan_einlhander (2:33:00): Every time.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:51): Yep.
elan_einlhander (2:35:56): Welp, have had PKtalk on for two hours now, and still no instances of actual PK discusson.
elan_einlhander (2:36:06): I'm trying to give it a chance, but it's looking bleak, David.
elan_einlhander (2:36:26): Of course, when I make complaints, people just tell me to turn the channel off.
elan_einlhander (2:36:29): 'Cause that'll fix the problem.
elan_einlhander (2:36:33): Obviously.
elan_einlhander (2:43:28): David, talk to me.
elan_einlhander (2:43:30): Christ almighty.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:57): Sorry, I wasn't getting paged.
elan_einlhander (2:45:07): Or were you
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:14): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (2:54:59): Ah, tomorrow will pass, and I finally get some DAYS OFF
elan_einlhander (2:55:05): Glory fucking halle...lu...jah.
elan_einlhander (2:55:09): Or something
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:12): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:55:43): I'm tempted to ask for Saturday off, since I just feel like I deserve it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:17): I'd do it, but I'm a bum.
elan_einlhander (2:56:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:57:17): I put in a request to change my availability, hope it goes over smoothly.
elan_einlhander (2:57:23): Don't see any reason why it shouldn't.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:04): Lead epic battles in a new Final Fantasy world.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:14): Betrayal and darker dealings await in Square Soft's game of war.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:33): Fight hundreds of battles across dangerous 3D terrain as an ancient blood feud awakens a deadlier foe.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:41): Command knights, mages, ninjas and more.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:48): Based on Final Fantasy characters and magic.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:57): 19 character class; 400 abilities.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:01): Deep customization options.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:06): In-game interactive manual.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:10): Only on Playstation.
elan_einlhander (3:07:22): o_o
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:25): "...Final Fantasy Tactics is a masterpiece." - Video Game Spot
elan_einlhander (3:07:36): ...
elan_einlhander (3:07:36): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:07:38): Get hype
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:38): That's from the back of the case, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:46): Makes me wish I had a working game.
elan_einlhander (3:07:49): I was thinking you were talking about FFXI
elan_einlhander (3:07:52): Or XII
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:01): Oh no, lol. Good ol' Tactics.
elan_einlhander (3:08:26): Mmm
elan_einlhander (3:08:32): Taaaaaactics.
elan_einlhander (3:08:38): Highlander's girl can't beat it.
elan_einlhander (3:08:39): The poor lass.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:42): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:48): The game isn't hard, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:08:52): ...DAVID, we must ENCOURAGE people to play Tactics, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:09:08): It is for those of us who don't get to level ten million right off the bat.
elan_einlhander (3:09:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:09:19): I always ALWAYS get fucked by Wiegraf
elan_einlhander (3:09:20): ALWAYS
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:29): The solo-fight?
elan_einlhander (3:09:31): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:09:31): Always
elan_einlhander (3:09:32): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:36): Do you use the Yell trick? Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:09:36): Needs to be repeated.
elan_einlhander (3:09:38): I have to
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:39): That trick is a bitch.
elan_einlhander (3:09:44): It's the only way I ever seem to win, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:55): Me: "AHHHHHH!!!.....AHHHHHHH!!!!...... AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!'
elan_einlhander (3:10:04): Running circles around him after a while.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:06): Playing dodgeball, lol. Backed up against the wall, dodging from side to side.
elan_einlhander (3:10:07): Five turns in a row
elan_einlhander (3:10:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:10:30): Then if you lack strength, use accumulate fifty times too, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:45): Mm, scream.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:51): In my first file, I thought he was unbeatable, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:51): Such a bad idea for a skill.
elan_einlhander (3:10:54): Because it's way too sweet.
elan_einlhander (3:11:01): Yeah, I used a game shark I hate to say. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:11:08): Shameful times.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:10): Well yeah, I mean my second file, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:16): I used a gameshark for my VERY first file.
elan_einlhander (3:11:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:27): Then in my second file, I had issues.
elan_einlhander (3:11:29): Yeah, I did that with my rental copy.
elan_einlhander (3:12:18): Other people need to play and beat Tactics because Tactics has spanwed more good times than any game it seems.
elan_einlhander (3:12:26): I'd almost say Metal Gear Solid, but it's a great deal shorter.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:48): Tactics IS a masterpiece.
elan_einlhander (3:12:54): In every way.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:00): After reading this review, memories that I had forgotten are returning.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:08): And I'm tempted to say, yet again, that it's the best game ever created.
elan_einlhander (3:13:48): I'm gonna have to see precisely where she is, since I know I can take any situation and turn her team into pimps.
elan_einlhander (3:13:50): Gods, I dare say.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:02): Sometimes NiGHTS is up there. Sometimes Metal Gear Solid 3 is up there... all depending on my mood. But after remembering the LONG, LOOOOONG nights... FFT... maybe.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:05): The best game ever.
elan_einlhander (3:14:28): Of course, I can't imgine using all of the team slots with generics.
elan_einlhander (3:14:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:14:37): I know better now, not to fill those up and get attached to them.
elan_einlhander (3:14:48): Everyone is honestly just best off hiring four generics and sticing with htem.
elan_einlhander (3:14:49): sticking*
elan_einlhander (3:14:53): Right from the get-go
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:01): Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:15:11): *fires his whole team, hires a new one*
elan_einlhander (3:15:17): *like a complete ass*
elan_einlhander (3:15:26): "Good fight guys! Now... you're all fired, sowwie. :o("
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:38): Thats what I didn't like about FFTA. One thing, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:47): You can't always use the same team.
elan_einlhander (3:15:50): You couldn't hire peop,e right?
elan_einlhander (3:15:52): people*
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:01): There's so many racial factors at play. And yeah, you dont hire people.
elan_einlhander (3:16:03): They have to.. like, COME to you.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:08): You find them after fights, I think. Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:16:11): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:16:27): I didn't like how they dumbed down most of the old classes.
elan_einlhander (3:16:29): LIKE BLACK MAGE
elan_einlhander (3:16:30): WTF
elan_einlhander (3:16:37): Black mages now have only NINE spells.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:47): Yeah, it's sad. FFTA was not a bad Tactics-style game, but it wasn't anything like FFT.
elan_einlhander (3:16:57): Fire, fira, firaga, thunder, thundara, thundaga, blizzard, blizzara, blizzaga.
elan_einlhander (3:16:59): w
elan_einlhander (3:17:01): t
elan_einlhander (3:17:01): f
elan_einlhander (3:17:12): I wanted flare, and frog.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:14): In FFT, classes were GLORIOUS.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:17): GLORIOUS!!!
elan_einlhander (3:17:21): Yes, each class was a masterpiece.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:26): In FFTA, just get assassins.
elan_einlhander (3:17:26): In FFTA, they're all like fucking sub-classes.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:28): All assassins.
elan_einlhander (3:17:31): Assassins, lol
elan_einlhander (3:17:32): Done deal.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:35): Classes have one purpose in FFTA: quests.
elan_einlhander (3:17:47): Yup.
elan_einlhander (3:17:51): Or for cool clothes
elan_einlhander (3:17:52): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:17:58): Like black mages and paladins
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:02): Yeah, but assassins even LOOKED the coolest.
elan_einlhander (3:18:06): True
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:10): Assassins, then Paladins, then... I don't remember.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:17): I loved the Paladins though, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:21): Concentrate made shit too strong, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:26): Since the accuracy was badly calculated.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:38): Yep. Bad algorithm on the programmer's part.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:46): All attacks pretty much used the same accuracy system.
elan_einlhander (3:18:47): Too even.
elan_einlhander (3:18:49): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:52): Spells, swords, arrows, ONE HIT KILLS.
elan_einlhander (3:18:54): It was all like an even number.
elan_einlhander (3:19:03): 25, 50, 60, 70.
elan_einlhander (3:19:09): Not like TWO PERCENT CHANCEW.
elan_einlhander (3:19:12): CHANCE*
elan_einlhander (3:19:19): Like someone with blade grasp in FFT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:27): Yeah, lol. Mmmm.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:29): Blase grasp.
elan_einlhander (3:19:34): Hurricane Ramza buddy wasn't fucked with because of that.
elan_einlhander (3:19:38): He'd be nothing without it, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:19:44): Just a really buff knight.
elan_einlhander (3:19:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:19:53): Instead he was a Z-warrior.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:06): Also, if I may say so, from a STYLE point of view.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:12): Purely style. Purely COSMETIC.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:23): The lead character in FFTA should've had black hair.
elan_einlhander (3:20:29): Hmmm
elan_einlhander (3:20:34): I can't really picture that.
elan_einlhander (3:20:43): *trying to picture him to begin with*
elan_einlhander (3:20:44): *lol*
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:46): Because he looked way too much like Ramza. Even the same hair-style. Exactly,you can't picture it... which is why it would work.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:49): He looked like Ramza.
elan_einlhander (3:20:54): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:20:57): But a gayer Ramzer.
elan_einlhander (3:21:00): Ramza*
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:00): So gay.
elan_einlhander (3:21:03): He tried, bless his soul.
elan_einlhander (3:21:04): But noi
elan_einlhander (3:21:05): no*
elan_einlhander (3:21:05): Damn
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:15): Yes, he tried. As the game gets on, plot-wise, it gets more interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:18): I'll give it that.
elan_einlhander (3:21:21): Definitely.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:22): I never beat it, though. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:21:31): Lol, not much point in it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:35): But I was near the end, and I kinda felt for...
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:37): ...Uh...
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:40): Marche.
elan_einlhander (3:21:43): I got pissed because I couldn't finish the quests.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:49): Yeah, thats why I quit.
elan_einlhander (3:21:54): They planned that badly.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:59): They were like, "You need a Gunner for this quest!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:05): I was like, "Fuck you, I don't have one." Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:22:13): My MOOGLE was fucking Montblanc
elan_einlhander (3:22:19): Why would I EVER want more than ONE Moogle
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:20): Yeah, same here.
elan_einlhander (3:22:29): So I'm like Oh well send Montblanc
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:31): And Montblanc, for some reason, can't go on quests.
elan_einlhander (3:22:33): Nope, can't do sirrah.
elan_einlhander (3:22:33): Yeah
elan_einlhander (3:22:37): He's quest-disabled.
elan_einlhander (3:22:42): He's like naw man, fuck THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:44): Even though he CAN die.
elan_einlhander (3:22:46): YES
elan_einlhander (3:22:47): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:53): Which I was surprised to find out.
elan_einlhander (3:22:56): As was I.
elan_einlhander (3:23:01): I almost thought it was a glitch.
elan_einlhander (3:23:21): Gunner is the only worthwhile Moogle class to me, anyway.
elan_einlhander (3:23:24): Stop-shot, end-game.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:52): If they ported Tactics to PSP ~without~ fucking with it AT ALL... I would have to go buy a PSP right now.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:57): Tactics on the go would just be IT for me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:58): IT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:07): DONT enhance the graphics. They're perfect.
elan_einlhander (3:24:10): You know I'd do the same god damn thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:10): Yeah
elan_einlhander (3:24:14): Don't change a THING
elan_einlhander (3:24:25): Don't even upgrade the music, or the controls, or the speed.
elan_einlhander (3:24:26): NOTHING
elan_einlhander (3:24:30): If the old game had lag, LEAVE IT
elan_einlhander (3:24:40): Typos, LEAVE IT
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:43): Just don't fuck with it. Don't. The graphics of Tactics are fine. The sprites are damn good, the music is damn good, the areas are a little polygonal but you don't even notice, and they go well with the sprites.
elan_einlhander (3:24:56): They match perfect with the way the sprites move.
elan_einlhander (3:25:12): It's not a fucking action-adventure game, it's a turn-based strategy game.
elan_einlhander (3:25:13): So it's FINE
elan_einlhander (3:25:14): GRAVY
vencabot_teppoo (3:25:15): And I bet, on a screen that small, the game would actually look pretty good. I can picture it.
elan_einlhander (3:25:25): I can too, it'd be fabulous.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:06): ~wants a PSP~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:26:19): The only ONLY thing I'd EVEN begin to tolerate is an actual functioning multiplayer.
elan_einlhander (3:26:26): If they built on the identical engine.
elan_einlhander (3:26:29): I
elan_einlhander (3:26:30): DEN
elan_einlhander (3:26:31): TIC
elan_einlhander (3:26:31): AL
elan_einlhander (3:27:04): Simple because of the question on all of our minds.
elan_einlhander (3:27:11): Who would win, Typhoon Ramza, or Hurricane Ramza?
elan_einlhander (3:27:11): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:33): I don't think either of them would, lol. It'd be stalemight.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:38): Since, by EQUATION...
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:44): Both are actually impossible to beat, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:47): Save by mindflares.
elan_einlhander (3:27:55): Fucking mindflares.
elan_einlhander (3:28:01): But there's still the TEAM involved.
elan_einlhander (3:28:07): What kind of team would it require to kilL Ramza, lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:11): Typhoon Ramza, actually, was invincible. Ah, that's true.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:19): With a team, I suppose it'd be possible to cause afflictions.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:28): Which is the only way to take down Typhoon / Hurricane Ramza.
elan_einlhander (3:28:32): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:48): But if it were JUST Typhoon vs Hurricane, it'd be a stalemate, since neither are hittable by swords, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:28:49): Unless there's some clever thing we're not thinking of.
elan_einlhander (3:28:53): Which I wouldn't be at all surprised.
elan_einlhander (3:28:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:29:05): Something that just wasn't factored into accuracy.
elan_einlhander (3:29:46): Watch, it's ninja balls
elan_einlhander (3:29:47): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:29:53): Ninjas
elan_einlhander (3:29:57): I remember my first ninjas
elan_einlhander (3:29:58): Good times.
elan_einlhander (3:30:02): Thinking that no class should be that cheap.
elan_einlhander (3:30:08): Two attacks was just too much for me.
elan_einlhander (3:30:09): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:33:30): Too many expensive technological toys I want now.
elan_einlhander (3:33:38): Digital camera, laptop, PSP...
elan_einlhander (3:35:02): Well, anyway, I'm tired, gonna go to bed. Remind John about that game, please.
elan_einlhander (15:04:57): After our Tactics babble last night, I got to thinking.
elan_einlhander (15:05:06): I wonder what it would be like to play through the game with ONLY Ramza.
elan_einlhander (15:05:25): I'm sure it's concievable, though getting off on the beginning could be difficult.
elan_einlhander (15:15:17): And I want to know what freaking GENIUS thought it would be a great idea to make important functions of a TV inaccessable without the remote.
elan_einlhander (15:15:40): I was gonna play Tactics, but since I can't find the stupid remote for that TV, I can't switch it to TV/Video mode.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:47): Sending... Starcraft...
elan_einlhander (21:30:16): ACCEPTING.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:30): Then... sleep. One second... send... ugh...
elan_einlhander (21:31:40): Sleep.. hm, I assumed you were sleeping all day.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:44): Kill me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:50): Dear God...
elan_einlhander (21:39:58): What?
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:58): Oh, thank God. I thought I was gonna die.
elan_einlhander (21:39:59): What's wrong?
elan_einlhander (21:40:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:40:04): Talk to me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:40): I'm so tired, Doug. I didn't sleep. My mom came right when I was going to bed and made me come with her. And I'd been up all the night before, and all day. I've been awake for about 40 hours. Now, I get home, and sending you this game is my ONE mission.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:59): But I'm so tired that my vision is incredibly blurred, and Jonh, ht ee fuckhead.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:09): He sent me the CD files, ~and~ the installed files.
elan_einlhander (21:41:14): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:22): So I couldn't just fuckin' send it to you. I have to extract half of it and re-organize it.
elan_einlhander (21:41:30): Don't worry about it, then.
elan_einlhander (21:41:34): You can do it later.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:42): But I'm so fuckin' tired. And then I just thought that I had extracted half of it right onto my desktop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:48): As in, not in a folder.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:07): Every single game file... on my desk-top. And my computer is lagging for some reason... but thank God, it came out in a folder.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:11): Else I would've had to cry, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:26): Seriously, if you're tired, go to bed.
elan_einlhander (21:42:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:33): I mean, I want it, but not for you to suffer for it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:54): I'm so close though. I wonder how long it'll take to send...
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:32): I think all game nerds have been to a place in their lives when they've aslmos t wantedto cry when they're heads hit the pillow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:37): Dear God.
elan_einlhander (21:44:43): Poor buydd.
elan_einlhander (21:44:44): buddy*
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:55): Cna you check your e-mail?
elan_einlhander (21:45:00): Yes, I can, so just mail it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:09): Okay. I think it'll upload faster that way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:20): It's a fuckin' huge file, but Hotmail allows larger files, now.
elan_einlhander (21:45:27): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (21:45:28): That's fine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:36): Fuckin' John.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:42): Even after I told him exactly what I wanted.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:54): He was like, "Well, just in case, I put the installed files AND the CD files into the zip."
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:03): I was like, "...JHON!!!! I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO DOUG!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:10): "You made the file TWICE as fuckin' big!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:11): Jesus.
elan_einlhander (21:46:19): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:46:20): Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:20): Some people.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:57): I typed in "jotmail," lol. Spansih.
elan_einlhander (21:49:54): Rof.
elan_einlhander (21:49:55): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:08): Just accept this, and see how fast it sends. If it doesn't, we're fucked.
elan_einlhander (21:57:15): All right..
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:40): It's 600 fuckin' megabytes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:55): Which is, like, 60 songs. Long songs.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:22): Looks like you're gonna have to find your own CD, or we can meet sometime and I can give you mine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:26): Or you can buy another.
elan_einlhander (21:58:42): Meh, it's fine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:47): It's way, way, way too big of a file to send on Hotmail, and apparently the same goes for Yahoo!.
elan_einlhander (21:58:56): Well, I did say so.
elan_einlhander (21:59:07): I was afraid.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:25): John could burn you another CD and you could have it if you wanna meet sometime, but we can talk about it tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (21:59:36): Yeah, go to bed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:38): Peace be shmizzle. I'm out.

4-8-05


vencabot_teppoo (12:49:18): Good times are:
vencabot_teppoo (12:49:35): By the decree of those of the forest, you are not allowed to enter the forest at this time.
vencabot_teppoo (12:49:55): I typed in "Forestal bastards." and just as I was hitting enter, a druid enterred the room.
vencabot_teppoo (12:50:03): And that's all they saw, lol. So, I coughed and left, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:30:48): Lol, indeed.
elan_einlhander (16:30:58): Hurray for waking up at four in the afternoon.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:11): Hurray for me about to go to bed at 4 in the afternoon.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:24): Aw man, that makes me sad.
elan_einlhander (16:31:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:32): The internet's back up. :(
elan_einlhander (16:31:55): Come on, David, aren't you just RIDDLED with guilt??
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:33:13): You should just sleep the entire night, then.
elan_einlhander (16:33:17): Since I work in the morning.
elan_einlhander (16:33:26): And your sleeping schedule should obviously revovle around me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:50): First message I get from Cameron; Hell, the only time I've even HEARD from Cameron in months:
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:01): Halelorf: you should play achaea again Vencabot Teppoo: I am, right now.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:37:17): Lol, what should I make of that.
elan_einlhander (16:37:22): At least it wasn't "suck my dick fag"
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:50): Man, I'm sleepy. I had a good Achaean day, although I'm STILL in debt, which is NOT fun.
elan_einlhander (16:37:55): Debt?
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:01): I told this guy that I'd buy his chainmail when I had the money.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:11): So, I'm not really in debt, but I made a promise to buy this thing.
elan_einlhander (16:38:14): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:22): But whenever I have the money, I go crazy and spend it, and have to get it again, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:42): He's never around when I have the money, so since the transaction STILL hasn't been made, it's always in the back of my mind.
elan_einlhander (16:38:49): Aye.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:06): Made a cool macro script for changing swords in combat.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:29): Made it so that when I hit CTRL+F2 and I'm empty handed, I'll draw my bastard sword.
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:44): When I hit CTRL+F2 and I'm holding my bastard sword, I'll sheathe it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:04): And if I hit CTRL+F2 while holding my shortsword, I'll sheathe my shortsword and draw my bastard sword.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:15): And same thing with SHIFT+F2, except reversed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:32): That is, with the shortsword instead of the bastard sword.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:39): It's 1337.
elan_einlhander (16:40:39): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:58): Eventually I'll replace that shortsword with a weapon, so I'll have the two most contrasting weapons in the game.
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:09): At least, of the same weapon-type.
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:22): Bastard sword is slow and powerful, rapier is weak but insanely quick.
elan_einlhander (16:41:45): Like my-
elan_einlhander (16:41:46): No
elan_einlhander (16:41:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:41:48): Go on
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:07): Right now I use the shortsword because it's so accurate, but my Weaponry is so high now that I hardly ever miss with my bastard sword, so I need to replace that shortsword.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:19): Also, I hear that it's INSANELY easy to cheat the Paladins out of their Skills.
elan_einlhander (16:42:27): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:30): So I might join them and be able to use two swords at once. :D
elan_einlhander (16:42:39): Dun nuh nuh.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:52): And I'm in the only Clan of Rogues in the game, and I'm the highest-level Classless character.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:56): :DDD So, good Achaean day.
elan_einlhander (16:43:13): Soon to end. :(
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:17): Soon to end.
elan_einlhander (16:43:19): Wait, PIZZA.
elan_einlhander (16:43:22): HOLD THAT THOUGHT
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:26): And random Cameron moment. Pizza?! YOU BASTARD.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:23): And I jocked Elan's style so bad with my new clothes. I kept trying to picture my character, but kept seeing Elan.
elan_einlhander (16:44:36): Forgot I threw a pizza in.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:37): But, immitation is the highest form of flattery, so don't reave my soul.
elan_einlhander (16:44:43): Way to jock Elan.
elan_einlhander (16:44:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:44:47): Speakingof which.
elan_einlhander (16:44:52): I duct taped my coat.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:58): Is it awesome?
elan_einlhander (16:45:06): It is, because it's like half duct tape on the inside.
elan_einlhander (16:45:09): BLACk duct tape.
elan_einlhander (16:45:12): From work, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:16): Awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (16:45:26): So now I want to find belts.
elan_einlhander (16:45:28): Seven of them.
elan_einlhander (16:45:46): If I can get seven well-sized black belts, my coat will be one step closer to being the sweetest coat in existance.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:58): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:46:17): But belts are exepensive. :<
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:27): :<
elan_einlhander (16:46:56): But you have to admit, no matter how geekly it may be, a coat decked out in belts is sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:46:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:08): To an anime fan.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:13): Which is all Doug cares about.
elan_einlhander (16:47:16): And David.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:20): It may look geeky to SOME people.
elan_einlhander (16:47:21): Which is also all Doug cares about.
elan_einlhander (16:47:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:29): I wouldn't call David an "anime fan"
elan_einlhander (16:47:34): Maybe that he just appreciates some of it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:35): But to anyone with an appreciation for awesomeness...
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:42): It'll be awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:47:48): And let's be honest.
elan_einlhander (16:47:56): People with an appreciation for awesomeness are ALL that matters.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:58): I think that it really will be the baddest coat in existance.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:14): Because anything even CLOSE to it in awesomeness... even CLOSE...
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:18): Is FACTORY-MADE.
elan_einlhander (16:48:30): But I can't decide if I should go the extra mile and try to put on a collar and cuffs.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:44): You have an HONEST-TO-GOD black trench-coat which you've HONEST-TO-GOD worn down to practically nothing with BACK BREAKING LABOR.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:07): And if you honest to God hold it together with belts, it will be... the baddest coat in existence.
elan_einlhander (16:49:42): I want to do that for at least ACEN, but I don't know if it would be practical for anything else, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:49:50): Though I suppose I could just remove them.
elan_einlhander (16:49:54): the cuffs and collar, that is.
elan_einlhander (16:49:57): Belts stay
elan_einlhander (16:49:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:33): Lol. Awesome. Anyway, I'm gonna get something to eat and go to bed. Peace be shmizzle, and as a random advertisement, if you ever want to try anything new, MUSHclient is pretty 1337.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:36): Peace.
elan_einlhander (16:50:44): Peace.

4-9-05


elan_einlhander (8:17:59): :D
elan_einlhander (8:18:40): .... :D
elan_einlhander (8:21:24): :(
vencabot_teppoo (8:31:13): brb
vencabot_teppoo (9:13:46): Sorry about not answering you Doug. Some psychobitch was trying to kill me in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (9:29:07): Psychobitch ye say?
vencabot_teppoo (9:29:28): Yes. Psychobitch.
elan_einlhander (9:29:47): And what grudge does said psychobitch have against young Lave?
vencabot_teppoo (9:30:14): Well, maybe whining to you about it will make me feel better, because my head is still spinning.
vencabot_teppoo (9:30:25): Maybe I can laugh off this bad feeling, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:30:37): Lol, go for it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:30:40): Okay, so I'm sitting in this place, waiting for tengus to repopulate.
vencabot_teppoo (9:30:53): Because they're for a quest, but I'm almost too high of a level for this quest, now.
vencabot_teppoo (9:31:02): Some girl named Isune comes in, looks around for tengus.
vencabot_teppoo (9:31:08): But she's 4 times as steong as I am.
vencabot_teppoo (9:31:16): So I'm like, what is she looking for tengus for?
vencabot_teppoo (9:31:31): She finally stops in the room that I'm in, and sizes me up, which means she can see my stats.
elan_einlhander (9:31:38): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:03): This is the exact thing that happened. No one in the game will believe me because my char is so young, which sucks because YOU know I wouldn't lie, but they don't... so at least you'll believe this story.
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:12): She sizes me up, and I say, "...?"
elan_einlhander (9:32:17): Indeed.
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:21): She says, "Do you have the tengus?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:36): I say, "Maybe, whaddaya need 'em for? Trying to muscle in on my tengu racket?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:49): She's a shaman, which means she uses voodoo.
vencabot_teppoo (9:32:59): She says, "Hold still." and starts making a doll of me.
elan_einlhander (9:33:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:33:09): "Hold still, gonna curse you."
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:24): I know that this gives me instant legal PK on her, so I let her make the doll, because she isn't stupid enough to use it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:38): I say again, "What do you need the tengus for?
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:44): She says, "Please."
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:46): "Please."
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:48): "Hold still."
elan_einlhander (9:33:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:33:55): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (9:33:56): So I'm like, holy shit, this bitch is crazy, so I run.
vencabot_teppoo (9:34:07): Because she wasn't making any sense.
vencabot_teppoo (9:34:13): Now I'm running around town, and she's chasing me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:34:28): Every time she runs into the room I'm in, she adds detail to the doll, which means that she can use more complex voodoo.
elan_einlhander (9:34:36): o_o;
vencabot_teppoo (9:34:46): Finally, I run into the subdivision, which is huge, where I know she can't find me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:35:18): I tell her that I don't have the tengus, and what does she need the doll for, because she keeps asking me to let her finish it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:35:22): She says that she needs it to lick.
elan_einlhander (9:35:27): ....
vencabot_teppoo (9:35:29): I say, "Yeah right" and keep running.
elan_einlhander (9:35:29): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (9:35:41): Maybe that's Achaean code for something.
elan_einlhander (9:35:45): But it makes me chortle.
vencabot_teppoo (9:35:55): She starts trying to teleport to me, but she can't unless I stand still.
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:02): I tell her to mail me the doll or I'll ahve her killed.
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:10): Because I have PK on her as long as she holds it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:17): She says for me to hold still and she'll give it to me in person.
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:36): I tell her that I don't trust her, and want her to mail it to me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:36:47): She said that she doesn't want to spend the gold (it's insanely cheap).
elan_einlhander (9:37:04): Right, I assume that's like MM, mailing stuff doesn't cost shit.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:07): So I keep running, she keeps trying to teleport to me, calling me a fucker, fuckwit, etc.
elan_einlhander (9:37:11): Minimal gold.
elan_einlhander (9:37:19): Oh my, how vulgar.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:24): Finally she tells me to stop moving or she'll destroy the doll.
elan_einlhander (9:37:33): Meaning..?
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:36): But I call her bluff, because I know that it doesn't have enough detail, so I keep running.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:44): If it has enough detail and they destroy it, it kills me instanty.
elan_einlhander (9:37:50): Ah, my assumption is correct.
vencabot_teppoo (9:37:55): So, she starts putting me to sleep with the doll.
elan_einlhander (9:38:00): Uh oh.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:10): I wake up as quickly as possible, and keep running. She doesn't get to teleport to me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:27): I ask over my Rogue Clan's channel, "Help. I'm being attacked by Isune."
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:35): I didn't have time to type much, obviously.
elan_einlhander (9:38:39): Right.
elan_einlhander (9:38:40): Scatter.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:51): So, one of my clan-mates summons me to them.
vencabot_teppoo (9:38:58): And I try explaining what happened.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:11): But the person that summed me belongs to the same city as Isune, who's lying about the thing over the city-channel.
elan_einlhander (9:39:20): Oh damn.
elan_einlhander (9:39:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:21): So this person, who's in my clan, doesn't believe me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:28): Then, I get SUMMONED by Isune.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:32): Using the doll, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:41): I run immediately.
elan_einlhander (9:39:47): Obviously.
vencabot_teppoo (9:39:52): Then, I get summoned AGAIN, but into a room with a closed door.
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:12): I open the door and run. I get summoned again, to the same room, but now she's made a trigger to close the door whenever I open it.
elan_einlhander (9:40:18): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:27): She flaunted this fact by sending me a TELL after I escaped the first time.
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:34): Isune tells you, "Lave opens a door to the north."
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:39): I'm like God, this bitch is crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (9:40:56): But, her computer must have lag.
vencabot_teppoo (9:41:08): Because I get summoned again, open the door, she immediately closes it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:41:15): I open the door again and escape before she can close it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:41:24): More getting put to sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (9:41:38): I run OUT of the city and FINALLY, FINALLY have the good sense to touch my cloak tattoo.
vencabot_teppoo (9:41:45): Which makes it so that I can't be summoned.
elan_einlhander (9:41:48): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (9:42:12): Then I run to MHALDOR, because I know that the paranoid Mhaldorians throw monolith sigils everyone in the city, which means that people can't teleport to that room.
vencabot_teppoo (9:42:28): Then, in Mhaldor, I buy some kola nut and cohosh root, which make it so that I can't fall asleep.
elan_einlhander (9:42:41): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (9:42:49): Then, turns out, Isune is kinda high-ranking in Hashan, which is her city.
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:05): And she tells me that she's trying to get me enemied to the city of Hashan for harassment, and asks me if I have any defense.
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:09): I said, "...I didn't?"
elan_einlhander (9:43:14): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:14): "You did."
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:18): "How did I harass you?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:22): "You harassed me."
elan_einlhander (9:43:30): That's her case.
vencabot_teppoo (9:43:59): So, after awhile of catching my breath, I finally leave Mhaldor and come to Ashtan because I'm comfortable there, and REALLY need to relax.
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:04): Because I'm shaking IRL.
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:07): Really bad.
elan_einlhander (9:44:12): Lol, I can imagine.
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:20): I'm, like, having a seizure.
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:32): So now I'm in the Ashuran Guildhall, just chilling. I send her a tell.
vencabot_teppoo (9:44:54): "Are you okay? I don't know how I harassed you, but I didn't mean to offend you, and if I did, I'm sorry."
vencabot_teppoo (9:45:00): She says, "You should be."
vencabot_teppoo (9:45:14): I say, "Now please, tell me how I harassed you. I just want this to all be cleared up."
vencabot_teppoo (9:45:19): She doesn't answer me. She's gone.
elan_einlhander (9:45:27): Like, logged off gone?
vencabot_teppoo (9:45:31): She comes back. I try to ask her again, and she's gone. Yeah.
elan_einlhander (9:45:36): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:08): So now I've sent her a message, which she can read whenever she comes back, and if she doesn't make me believe that I harassed her, gives me a chance to say that I'm sorry, and gives me the doll back, I happen to know an assassin personally who said I could call him if I ever needed help.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:21): And I can get the doll back by force.
elan_einlhander (9:46:31): Fair enough.
vencabot_teppoo (9:46:40): But seriously, Doug. You've heard the WHOLE story. There's no way I harassed her.
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:01): The ONLY time I even CUSSED, with all of her calling me a fuckwit and yelling at me in caps, is when I said, "Just mail me the damn doll!"
elan_einlhander (9:47:07): Lol, you've told me all of the evil shit you've done with Dahkuri, like I'd doubt you now or something, lol.
elan_einlhander (9:47:19): Over a tegnus, whatever that is.
elan_einlhander (9:47:35): Oh god, I said lol twice in that sentance.
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:37): All I said was "trying to muscle in on my tengu racket, eh?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:40): "Please."
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:44): "Please. I really need them."
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:49): "What do you need them for?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:51): "Please."
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:54): "Hold still."
elan_einlhander (9:47:55): Maybe she took THAT as some kind of hard-core harassment.
vencabot_teppoo (9:47:59): Then she starts making the damn doll of me.
elan_einlhander (9:48:00): Or maybe she's fucking nuts.
vencabot_teppoo (9:48:07): I think she's seriously mentally ill.
vencabot_teppoo (9:48:18): Because she was NOT making any sense.
elan_einlhander (9:48:19): Or else a really good RPer at being mentally ill.
elan_einlhander (9:48:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:48:32): Your clannie dicked you.
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:08): She rescued me first, and then when I thanked her, she was like, "Don't think I was doing you any special favours. You're young, and whatever happened could've been resolved without dolls being made."
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:16): I was tempted to say, "YEAH, IT REALLY COULD'VE."
elan_einlhander (9:49:23): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:26): "THERE WAS NO REASON FOR FUCKIN' DOLLS TO BE MADE, I TOLD YOU THE STORY."
elan_einlhander (9:49:28): NO SHIT BITCH
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:32): But I just said, "Well, thanks anyway."
elan_einlhander (9:49:40): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:50): She didn't believe me when I said that I didn't harass Isune.
vencabot_teppoo (9:49:59): She doesn't see how ANY girl could be THAT psychotic.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:15): I was like, "She just kept sending me tells saying that I harassed her, and I didn't do anything, I swear."
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:20): I KNOW that sounds suspicious.
elan_einlhander (9:50:23): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:24): Especially to someone in the same city.
elan_einlhander (9:50:30): And when you're so young.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:31): From someone who's still on the first year of his char.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:37): But seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (9:50:39): That's what happened.
elan_einlhander (9:50:52): Welp, seems like a lot of things are merely going on someone's word.
elan_einlhander (9:50:58): Like, there's no proof for either side.
elan_einlhander (9:51:08): Just who's more believable.
vencabot_teppoo (9:51:12): Well, I could ISSUE her, which could get her punished for attacking without cause.
vencabot_teppoo (9:51:22): And she could get booted from the game.
vencabot_teppoo (9:51:31): But I like to solve things ICly, if possible.
elan_einlhander (9:51:40): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (9:51:50): When you have cause in Achaea, you have "full rights," which is part of the very complex PK system.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:10): I now have "full rights," which means that I can ISSUE her, OR have her killed, OR kill her myself.
elan_einlhander (9:52:22): Thus the assassin.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:24): But I can do all three. If I ISSUE her, I lose my rights to "IC resolution."
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:29): Can = can't.
elan_einlhander (9:52:35): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:47): Anyway, I'd rather have this resolved IC, one way or another. That is, she gives me the doll back, or I hire a dragon to reem her.
vencabot_teppoo (9:52:56): And take the doll out of her through her asshole.
elan_einlhander (9:53:02): I'd go with the second.
elan_einlhander (9:53:08): Well, not like you have a choice.
elan_einlhander (9:53:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:53:18): I want to log out because I'm so stressed, but when I come back I won't have my defenses up, and I'm afraid she'll start attacking me again.
vencabot_teppoo (9:53:35): The ONE time Katalyst isn't around is the ONE TIME I need someone killed.
elan_einlhander (9:53:35): Lol, David is in panic mode.
elan_einlhander (9:53:54): Guess it was better that I wasn't here bugging you then.
elan_einlhander (9:53:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:54:16): Yeah, your first message popped up when I was running around the subdivision, right infront of my screen.
elan_einlhander (9:54:25): AHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (9:54:30): I had to be in CONSTANT motion, because whenever I stopped for a half second, she would try and teleport.
vencabot_teppoo (9:54:53): So I was just running around in a circle in the subdivision while she sent me tells, "Hold still, fuckwit!" "God, do you want your doll or not?"
vencabot_teppoo (9:54:55): Stuff like that.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:05): Then your message pops up, and I was like DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOU DOOOOUUUUUUUG.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:12): But I just minimized it real quick and kept running.
elan_einlhander (9:55:19): :D
elan_einlhander (9:55:31): You know what would help matters.
elan_einlhander (9:55:40): Is if you started playing Achaea while wearing finger-less glovers.
vencabot_teppoo (9:55:40): I typed "brb" while I was talking with that one chick that saved me by summoning me.
elan_einlhander (9:55:42): gloves*
elan_einlhander (9:55:57): I'm doing it now, and I feel much sweeter.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (9:56:05): And I'd bet you would too.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:19): Man, I'm wound up after that whole thing. Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:21): Crazy ass bitch.
elan_einlhander (9:56:26): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (9:56:28): Poor buddy.
elan_einlhander (9:56:33): Makes me wish I didn't have to go to work soon.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:34): BUT.
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:39): After ~all~ of that, Doug.
elan_einlhander (9:56:39): BUT?
vencabot_teppoo (9:56:42): I didn't get killed.
elan_einlhander (9:56:47): No you did not.
elan_einlhander (9:56:50): Your ass is indeed alive.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:00): But I would've been much better off if I hadn't stood there in the first place and let her make the doll of me.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:09): But that was when I didn't fully know JUST how crazy she was.
elan_einlhander (9:57:22): Your psycho-senses weren't tingling yet.
vencabot_teppoo (9:57:58): I thought, at first, that she was gonna make the doll of me and use it to make me give her the tengus that she THOUGHT were in my inventory.
vencabot_teppoo (9:58:17): Then I thought that she was gonna make the doll and then make me pay to get it back.
vencabot_teppoo (9:58:29): So I was like, let her make the doll.
vencabot_teppoo (9:58:48): She can't legally do that. Katalyst JUST got done saying that he'd help me off somebody if I ever needed it.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:10): So I stood there, but then I realized, wait a minute... this chick's brain is fried, and that's when I started running.
elan_einlhander (9:59:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (9:59:33): Holy shit, I was shaking so bad.
elan_einlhander (9:59:38): I know how that is.
elan_einlhander (9:59:44): I get like that in MM when the heat is turned up.
elan_einlhander (9:59:48): Like literally SHAKING.
elan_einlhander (9:59:49): It's crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:01): My fingers were getting numb, and I had to type so fast to get around.
elan_einlhander (10:00:13): I can feel it in my chest hard-core.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:18): Me, RUNNING to Mhaldor, the fresh air of the forest got my brain thinking clearly again, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:00:24): Like my heart's gonna JUMP out and plunge through the computer screen.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:43): I was like a shrew for awhile, just RUNNING for the sake of running, but when I left the town suddenly my brain started working again all at once.
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:46): "Shit, CLOAK TATTOO!"
vencabot_teppoo (10:00:52): "Get to Mhaldor. Monoliths there."
elan_einlhander (10:01:03): Good ol' Mhaldorians.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:05): "Buy kola and cohosh. No more getting put to sleep." and sure enough, I was safe.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:13): Goddamn.
elan_einlhander (10:01:26): Might wanna start carrying more of those around, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:01:30): Fora while.
elan_einlhander (10:01:31): For a*
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:45): I hope I don't end up getting enemied to Hash- Well, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (10:01:58): I just told you that I really am getting too old for that tengu quest.
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:05): So I really have no more use for Hashan, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:02:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:08): Let them enemy me if I want.
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:14): If they want, that is.
elan_einlhander (10:02:27): Can still reem her and pull your doll out of her ass.
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:41): If she tells me that she already got rid of it, I'll just let it slide.
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:50): Because I have no proof that she still has it.
elan_einlhander (10:02:54): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (10:02:58): And if she ever USES it again, I can have her killed.
vencabot_teppoo (10:03:11): MAKING a doll, HAVING a doll, and USING a doll all give cause.
vencabot_teppoo (10:03:15): And full rights.
elan_einlhander (10:03:27): Makes sense, voodoo sounds pretty wicked.
vencabot_teppoo (10:03:41): Good thing I'm NOT as young as I look, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:03:45): Lol, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (10:03:58): She was like, "STAND STILL OR I'LL USE VODUN ELIMINATE RIGHT NOW!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:09): And I just kept running. She says, "FINE, HERE IT COMES!"
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:12): And then nothing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:17): I knew she couldn't pull it off.
elan_einlhander (10:04:23): Good work.
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:29): She thought I didn't know anything about vodun.
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:37): "I need the doll to like it."
vencabot_teppoo (10:04:45): David knows that dolls aren't novelty items, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:04:51): I should hope not.
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:10): I stood there and let her make it. I was like, "I'm not paying for this."
vencabot_teppoo (10:05:17): She shrugged, and that's when I started running, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:05:22): Meanwhile.
elan_einlhander (10:05:31): I was trying to use LimeWire to get my hands on StarCraft.
elan_einlhander (10:05:38): But I don't know much about getting games that way.
elan_einlhander (10:05:47): Like, I assume I don't want the exe if I plan to MAKE a CD.
vencabot_teppoo (10:06:01): Yeah, I dunno either.
elan_einlhander (10:06:02): I would think I need more than just starcraft.exe
elan_einlhander (10:06:13): But I'm not like other kids, I don't do this commonly, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:06:22): Doug's a music thief, not a game thief.
elan_einlhander (10:06:25): But I DO own this game.
elan_einlhander (10:06:26): So suck my dick
elan_einlhander (10:06:27): Lol
elan_einlhander (10:06:55): This is one time I can think of a logical reason to download something you already owned.
elan_einlhander (10:07:35): Lol, me: "There's no way someone was stupid enough to make Kazaa for the purpose of getting files you already own, right?"
elan_einlhander (10:07:40): That was flawed to BEGIN with.
vencabot_teppoo (10:08:10): Okay, I was a big boy and disconneted from Achaea. Time to seriously chill.
vencabot_teppoo (10:08:17): When do you gotta leave for work?
elan_einlhander (10:08:18): Yay. :D
elan_einlhander (10:08:22): Like ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (10:08:27): Ghetto.
elan_einlhander (10:08:31): Early day. -_-
elan_einlhander (10:08:32): Sorry mate.
elan_einlhander (10:08:36): I only work four hours, though.
vencabot_teppoo (10:08:47): I'll go see if music videos are on when you leave.
elan_einlhander (10:08:57): So if you're still conscious, we can chizzill later.
elan_einlhander (10:09:16): Too bad your gay CD drive won't let us play StarCraft. :(
vencabot_teppoo (10:09:29): Yeah, that is so sincerely gay. I think I should try again.
elan_einlhander (10:09:47): Oh, speaking of which.
elan_einlhander (10:10:02): DId you look into that emulator at all? I know you've kinda had a rough weekend with the forty hours up in a row, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:10:05): Did*
elan_einlhander (10:10:21): Wait, the weekend just started.
elan_einlhander (10:10:25): Well you know what I mean.
vencabot_teppoo (10:10:32): I didnt look up anything about the PSX emulator, no. I forgot all about it.
elan_einlhander (10:10:40): No worries, just thought I'd inquire.
vencabot_teppoo (10:10:46): I'll do it right now.
elan_einlhander (10:11:05): Cool, I think I'll just book and get my stuff around for work, dunno if Rebecca's titty-ass is up or not.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:07): In emulators, the most popular one is usually the best, so it shouldn't take long.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:13): Okay, peace.
elan_einlhander (10:11:25): Check out www.emuasylum.com Colwyn seems fond of it.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:27): You get home at...
elan_einlhander (10:11:31): 2:30
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:39): 2:30, okay. I'll be around.
vencabot_teppoo (10:11:40): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:14): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (14:54:21): Heya hiya.
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:28): How was WORK?
vencabot_teppoo (14:54:38): I'm getting this Isune thing handled. :D
elan_einlhander (14:54:50): Oh?
elan_einlhander (14:54:52): :D?
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:08): Yep. Luckily, one of my acquitances that wasn't on before isn't on.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:11): I mean, is on.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:15): He's a regent in Hashan.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:18): And knows I'm an okay guy.
elan_einlhander (14:55:23): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:38): I'm meeting with him now, and he called the Novice Head of the Shamans.
vencabot_teppoo (14:55:44): So I'm gonna do a fair amount of tattlin'.
elan_einlhander (14:56:03): Tactical tattlin'.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:05): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (14:56:11): ~is scared of Isune~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:56:22): With good reason, lol.
elan_einlhander (14:57:29): Welp, if I were to buy my coat belts from Meijer, it would take an entire week's pay for what I need.
elan_einlhander (14:57:30): Which sucks.
elan_einlhander (14:57:37): They're like 13 bucks each.
elan_einlhander (14:57:41): For a generic black leather belt.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:47): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (14:57:52): Try the Salvation Army.
elan_einlhander (14:57:57): I was thinking of doing that.
elan_einlhander (14:58:05): But with my limited ride-ness it may prove difficult.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:58): Yeah, that's ghetto. Maybe you should get your lisence. Now.
vencabot_teppoo (14:58:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (14:59:16): I've been neglecting my driving, sadly.
elan_einlhander (14:59:19): Gotta get back with that.
vencabot_teppoo (14:59:38): Or you could just be a bum like me.
elan_einlhander (14:59:52): I could.
elan_einlhander (14:59:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:00:12): Damn, I don't trust Shamans. Their Guild is built on the foundation of chaotic evil.
elan_einlhander (15:00:46): A fair point.
elan_einlhander (15:00:54): It's hard to trust someone devoted to chaos, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:01:04): It's like trusting Dahkuri, but less easy.
elan_einlhander (15:02:24): I saw Koree's mom at work.
elan_einlhander (15:02:26): Boy was that fun.
elan_einlhander (15:02:35): She's like all disappointed in me and stuff, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:02:39): Well-put, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (15:03:37): Brb.
elan_einlhander (15:11:11): :(
vencabot_teppoo (15:11:27): Lol. I'm explaining my situation.
elan_einlhander (15:11:34): I know, just giving you a hard time.
elan_einlhander (15:11:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:31:10): o_O
elan_einlhander (15:31:16): Must be telling quite a tale.
vencabot_teppoo (15:31:29): Yeah, I just finished. ~sigh of relief~ Anyway, you saw Koree's mom?
elan_einlhander (15:31:42): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (15:32:08): Last time I saw her, she did that "So... still in school?" thing.
elan_einlhander (15:32:15): Where she KNOWS I dropped out, but like wants to hear me say it?
elan_einlhander (15:32:17): I guess?
vencabot_teppoo (15:32:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:32:26): I get a lot of people doing that.
elan_einlhander (15:32:30): All disappointed and stuff.
elan_einlhander (15:33:01): 'Cause Doug's a dewinquint. :(
vencabot_teppoo (15:33:31): Lol. We both are, Doug. We both are. Since Croley.
elan_einlhander (15:33:48): But Doug's a much bigger and more believable delinquant.
elan_einlhander (15:33:51): *spelling?*
elan_einlhander (15:34:41): People are like "Eh, I could see Doug doing that."
elan_einlhander (15:34:45): David it's more like "GUWHA?"
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:08): Lol. Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:12): David is lovable, somehow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:36:14): Doug is not?
elan_einlhander (15:36:17): Doug is not?
elan_einlhander (15:36:25): Something is much more charming about David.
elan_einlhander (15:36:32): Even though he's really no better than myself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:12): Yep, lol. Worse, actually.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:14): David has no job.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:19): David has no purpose. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:24): Doug has a job and a strict code of honour.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:32): Doug actually does things.
elan_einlhander (15:37:43): But Doug is utterly DESPISED.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:46): Somehow.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:37:51): People are all screwed up.
elan_einlhander (15:37:58): Even though DOUG IS THE GOOD GUY DAMN IT.
elan_einlhander (15:37:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:38:02): So screwed up.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:17): Good times, though.
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:39): Isune is getting outguilded, thrown out of Hashan, and enemied to the city. :D
vencabot_teppoo (15:38:51): And without her Guild, the doll is useless, so it's even better.
elan_einlhander (15:39:29): Wow dude.
elan_einlhander (15:39:32): How did you pull THAT off?
vencabot_teppoo (15:39:41): Well, Azmart knows I'm cool.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:02): And turns out that Isune has been a jerk to the administration of the Guild and city in the past, so just as much as they know that I'm cool, now.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:12): They know that isune is a bitch, which makes my story more believable.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:26): She broke countless Guild and City laws by attacking me in the City.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:30): So it's all gravy, you see.
vencabot_teppoo (15:40:52): I've done the "Relax" emote like twenty times, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:41:20): Which is?
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:00): Ahh. You make a note to relax more often.
vencabot_teppoo (15:42:09): I don't know what it looks like to others.
elan_einlhander (15:42:17): Ah.
elan_einlhander (15:42:27): I'm about to shove my foot up Godric's ass.
elan_einlhander (15:42:32): Stiltzen style.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:08): Stiltzen?
elan_einlhander (15:43:16): I dunno, made that up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:43:33): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (15:43:42): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (15:43:50): I'm rather tired of his rude smart-ass attitude toward me.
elan_einlhander (15:43:56): Because I guess he figures he's above me.
elan_einlhander (15:44:12): Even though he's level 150, and has been for years, and just idles in his house ALL day.
elan_einlhander (15:44:23): But since he's 60 irl, that makes him naturally more mature and intelligent.
elan_einlhander (15:44:28): Since that's how things always work, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (15:44:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:44:44): And somehow SOMEHOW he knows my real name.
elan_einlhander (15:44:51): And likes to use it to patronize me.
elan_einlhander (15:45:05): Since unlike a lot of people, I DON'T want people calling me Doug in MM.
elan_einlhander (15:45:09): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:45:45): Weird.
elan_einlhander (15:46:05): I mean hell, Thomas and Colwyn don't even call me Doug in MM, lol.
elan_einlhander (15:46:09): Like I want some fucking stranger doing it.
vencabot_teppoo (15:46:30): You should just say, "my name ain't Doug."
elan_einlhander (15:47:01): Lol, he said it as I was leaving, and I said "It's Elan, actually, I can understand the mispronunciation, though."
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:09): Rofl!
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:11): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (15:47:14): Damn, that's hot. Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:47:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:56:49): Man, it disgusts me seeing Sharon/Lunabell with her "man".
elan_einlhander (15:57:03): on MM.
elan_einlhander (15:57:34): More so than other "couples."
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:39): Lol. Yep.
elan_einlhander (15:58:08): He's completely illiterate seeming, seems to have NO moral fiber, and is like a full-grown man in the army.
elan_einlhander (15:58:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:58:20): I feel like less of a pedifile, though.
elan_einlhander (15:58:21): :D
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:10): Lol. Yay for all.
elan_einlhander (15:59:18): Everybody wins.
elan_einlhander (15:59:24): 'Cept David.
elan_einlhander (15:59:30): Though he still gets a concelation prize.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:46): Which is?
elan_einlhander (15:59:57): *pats his lap suggestively*
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:35): :'o(
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:01:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:02:55): Hmm, what to do
elan_einlhander (16:02:59): What to do, David.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:25): What to do about what?
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:31): Oh, I experimented with a PSX emulator.
elan_einlhander (16:03:33): Like, in general.
elan_einlhander (16:03:34): Oh?
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:49): Yeah. I found some PSX BIOS.
elan_einlhander (16:03:59): So what's the deal with the BIOS?
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:04): But still need a "video plugin" for it to work, and I didn't feel like going to find one of those.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:32): Well, the PSX bios is the copyrighted data of the PSX.
elan_einlhander (16:04:40): Hmm.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:47): That is, what makes a playstation more than a hunk of machinery.
elan_einlhander (16:04:57): Makes sense.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:58): The BIOS can't come in the emulator, because that'd be illegal.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:06): Not that ZSNES seemed to care.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:08): But whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:15): So, the guy basically says, "Listen."
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:34): "We're not doing anything illegal, but maybe you should go find your bios somewhere else *Wink*"
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:44): So, I went to someother site and ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED some bios.
elan_einlhander (16:05:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:05:50): :x
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:52): I got the one for the newest version of PSX, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:57): All of the models have different bios.
elan_einlhander (16:06:03): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:24): And that's when it said, "Now you need a video plug-in. Depending on your video card, we suggest these plug-ins:"
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:38): And they gave some video-card : plugin suggestions.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:45): But I didn't have any of the video-cards listed.
elan_einlhander (16:06:53): I have no clue what video card I have.
elan_einlhander (16:06:57): I assume it's more up-to-date than yours.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:03): But since they were only SUGGESTIONS, I figure that I could maybe use one of them and it wouldn't make a big difference.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:14): But I didn't feel like trying right away. I will later.
elan_einlhander (16:07:20): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:22): When and if I get it working, I'll send you the details.
elan_einlhander (16:07:30): Groovy, I appreciate your help as always.
elan_einlhander (16:07:37): Your ten times better at this kind of thing than me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:13): And now I feel groovy because I don't need to worry about Isune's crazy ass.
elan_einlhander (16:08:26): Definitely.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:34): Did I tell you I got robbed?
elan_einlhander (16:08:37): Seems like it would be perfectly legal to download an emulator, since I own the damn system.
elan_einlhander (16:08:39): No, do tell.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:57): When I was first talking to Azmart, I was on the highway.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:20): While I was talking to him, some guy came up, hypnotized me, made me remove my new platinum and sapphire ring, give it to him.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:24): Remove my backpack.
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:31): Give it to him, with everything I own and all of my gold in it.
elan_einlhander (16:09:38): Wow, that's gay
vencabot_teppoo (16:09:44): And I was sitting down when I tried to run, so all I really needed to do was stand up.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:02): But I was like "fuck it, this thing with Isune has me way too stressed out as it is. I can get more stuff later."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:12): Then I sent the guy a tell.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:19): "So, can I ask you a question? Not about my stuff."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:23): "Sure, go ahead."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:31): "Why do thieves always work on the highway, and never in cities?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:38): "Most thieves are enemied to most cities."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:42): "Ah, that makes sense. Thanks."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:45): "No problem."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:48): "Enjoy my stuff."
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:11:03): So now I need to make enough gold to buy another backpack to put my gold in.
elan_einlhander (16:11:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:12:03): Lol, Colwyn's trying to explain to me how noCD cracks work.
elan_einlhander (16:12:34): The world of game downloading is very foreign to me.
elan_einlhander (16:12:36): Oh, I had a question.
elan_einlhander (16:12:44): I can only use a CD once, right?
elan_einlhander (16:12:46): To copy data.
elan_einlhander (16:12:56): Like, I can't copy something onto it, then copy something else onto it later.
elan_einlhander (16:12:59): Or is that only with music?
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:15): No, that's with writable CDs, but some CDs and some burners can burn more than once.
elan_einlhander (16:13:22): Hmm, all right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:28): I don't really know much about it myself.
elan_einlhander (16:13:41): It's coo
elan_einlhander (16:13:42): '
elan_einlhander (16:13:43): .
elan_einlhander (16:13:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:13:46): Awesome
elan_einlhander (16:14:38): I assumed that downloading a game meant making a new game CD.
elan_einlhander (16:14:48): But I guess that I'm supposed to be doing is making it so I have the game and don't need a CD ever.
elan_einlhander (16:14:51): *shrug*
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:07): ~nods~
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:29): Wanna hear another great Achaea story
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:29): ?
elan_einlhander (16:15:33): Sure.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:24): The character who I think is one of the baddest characters in the game, and who Dahkuri worshipped and who Lave worships shares a name with the girl that originally made Vencabot go nuts and join the Maldaathi over a half-century earlier.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:32): That's crazy, and pisses me off, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:43): o_O
elan_einlhander (16:16:44): Wait so
elan_einlhander (16:16:44): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:54): She was the first of the Roisin family: it was part of her RP.
elan_einlhander (16:16:54): Your idol is family to a girl that you hate?
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:10): Cooper, the baddest character in the game, was one of the very first Ikari: the Ikari brothers.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:31): Now, the leader of the Order that worships Matsuhama, God of War, who is Sylence Ikari married her, Dassa Roisin.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:03): And now all of the Ikaris are in a clan called "Ikari-Roisin."
elan_einlhander (16:18:10): Ah, okay.
elan_einlhander (16:18:16): Ironic, I suppose.
elan_einlhander (16:18:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:31): And Dassa is the leader.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:36): And Cooper quit because he doesn't like her.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:52): So he's one of very few Ikaris who isn't in the clan.
elan_einlhander (16:19:04): So he's still a G, right?
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:07): And almost all of the Roisin-Ikaris are Hashanites, except for him, who's now Mhaldorian.
elan_einlhander (16:19:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:24): I would say that he's as bad as ever, but he joined Mhaldor and the Maldaathi, which makes me sad.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:28): But maybe he has a trick up his sleeve.
elan_einlhander (16:19:38): Dun nuh nuh.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:53): He was one of the first players. He and Zero Ikari were the Ikari brothers.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:08): They were the first people ever to betray their Guilds. The first Rogues.
elan_einlhander (16:20:15): Shizzam.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:41): Cooper's life story is INSANELY awesome. He used to sit and tell stories about a Rogue who did all of these crazy things.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:48): Then I stumbled across a history book and realized that it was him.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:58): And I was like, "Good God... this man is a LIVING LEGEND."
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:11): "COOPER IKARI IS THE MOST AWESOME CHARACTER IN HISTORY!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:40): And he is... but now the man who single-handedly fought ARMIES, and who was enemied to EVERY city and EVERY Guild, for the first time for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.... belongs to a city and a Guild.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:47): And I was like, "aw shmayne."
elan_einlhander (16:21:56): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:22:02): I'd be really hesitant to take him in.
elan_einlhander (16:22:05): As in, no
elan_einlhander (16:22:06): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:13): Yes. And you don't even know his whole story.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:23): He and his brother betrayed the INFERNALS.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:32): Which were the foundation for the Maldaathi, and Mhaldor.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:35): The Infernals MADE Mhaldor.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:54): Anyway. He and his brother reached GR3, which means you can quit and keep your abilities. They robbed the Infernals BLIND and left them.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:11): Now, these two are the first Rogues in history, and they're the first people to REALLY take PK'ing seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:18): So the Infernals could NOT beat them.
elan_einlhander (16:23:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:23:29): Hard-core.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:30): But.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:47): Later, he and his brother robbed almost every city, BREAKING into shops and stealing the goods while the other fought off the soldiers.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:03): They offended almost EVERY God, and after his brother Zero was changed into a BUSH...
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:04): A SHRUB...
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:17): Cooper changed his ways and found faith, joining the Paladins.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:19): Aww...
elan_einlhander (16:24:27): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:29): But then, as soon as he hit GR3, he ROBBED THEM BLIND.
elan_einlhander (16:24:32): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:39): And was a Rogue again, and just fighting EVERYONE.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:45): Raiding cities ALONE, just for the Hell of it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:50): Cain before Cain was around.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:08): And, back when Dahkuri was around, Cooper had JUST returned to Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:29): And, apparently, he had been taken by the GODS, RP wise, to discuss things that can not be heard by the ears of other mortals.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:45): But, apparently, in this discussion, Sartan forgave Cooper, so he stayed in Mhaldor.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:53): Since then, I guess he officially got citizenship and joined the Maldaathi.
elan_einlhander (16:25:55): o.O
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:01): But, like you said, ~I~ wouldn't trust him. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:26): Cooper and Zero Ikari are the ~baddest~ characters ever, in my book, and Dahkuri's RP was that he was an Achaean scholar.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:28): So I know my history.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:38): They're followed up by Hellrazor Cain.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:44): Who I also idolize, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:48): Which I also know, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:04): I saw him kill a Hashanite while I was in the city, and I just stood and watched.
elan_einlhander (16:27:14): 'Cause he just does that.
elan_einlhander (16:27:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:23): Then he ran out of the city and shot arrows at it. He cut out that guys heart but that had to retreat.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:35): So I grabbed the heart, followed him out to just outside of the city, and gave it to him, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:27:41): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:44): He was like, "Thanks, kid," and soluted me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:56): And I just stood there, watching him fire arrows... and then he says, quote: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:59): I respond with, "..."
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:03): He says, "...!"
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:12): And suddenly him and this invisible guy just start FIGHTING at insane speeds.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:25): And the fight takes them away from the room, and I just walk away with a good feeling, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:28:51): Rofl, get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:20): I didn't even see the guy enter. I guess Cain just had a FEELING that the guy was there.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:23): It was insanely awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:44): By the way, Zero's title:
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:46): Lord of the Shrubbed, Zero Ikari, Bard of the Abyss
elan_einlhander (16:30:05): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:30:06): So wait
elan_einlhander (16:30:09): He's STILL a shrub
elan_einlhander (16:30:09): ?
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:11): Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:13): He's a bush.
elan_einlhander (16:30:14): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (16:30:18): *cracking up irl*
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:41): A God has to unshrub you once you get shrubbed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:49): That was the primary version of punishment back then.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:55): It's like getting frozen in MM.
elan_einlhander (16:31:02): Right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:06): But you can still play. Just can't move, talk, or do anything.
elan_einlhander (16:31:07): And it doesn't just wear off.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:12): You can just see what goes on around you, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:19): Not unlike a bush.
elan_einlhander (16:31:20): Lol
elan_einlhander (16:31:40): It's extremely difficult to find JUST StarCraft.
elan_einlhander (16:31:47): All I get is Brood Wars.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:55): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (16:32:12): And I assume I need both.
elan_einlhander (16:33:07): Lol, my LimeWire quality.
elan_einlhander (16:33:10): TurboCharged.
elan_einlhander (16:33:21): That's PRO in action.
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:16): I'm a bad Guide.
elan_einlhander (16:34:32): Because I'm way too nice.
elan_einlhander (16:34:53): We're not supposed to help with some things, or like go out of our way just to do a favour.
elan_einlhander (16:35:23): Like this guy is wanting a door unlocked, and I'm just a town away.
elan_einlhander (16:35:31): so I'm going to use my magic unlock spell to open it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:44): Bad Elan.
elan_einlhander (16:35:44): He doesn't "need" the door opened, so I really shouldn't be.
elan_einlhander (16:35:53): But I never see a good reason I shouldn't go help someone, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:35:58): When I'm not in the middle of something.
elan_einlhander (16:37:17): Blah, all of my downloads need more sources.
elan_einlhander (16:37:20): How depressing.
elan_einlhander (16:38:58): So now what are you doing on Achaea?
vencabot_teppoo (16:39:38): Brb, again.
elan_einlhander (16:39:45): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (16:44:20): Yeah. You should just take your GUIDE tag off. You may be ELAN, the GUIDE, but you're also ELAN, the NICE GUY.
elan_einlhander (16:44:50): I wonder if it's against a rule to put the Guide tag in your title, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:44:55): Be a self-proclaimed Guide.
elan_einlhander (16:45:00): I know you can't claim to be an Immortal.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:25): VT did all the time, rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:45:37): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:45:43): Good thing no one intelligent caught wind.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:56): "I'm the VT."
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:05): "...You mean, you're an immortal?"
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:09): "...Well, yes."
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:13): God of ROCK.
elan_einlhander (16:46:17): You could say that, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:24): Well, I ~am~ a God.
elan_einlhander (16:47:01): You know, it's a good thing I don't have a huge cock.
elan_einlhander (16:47:07): ... *kinda lets that sink in*
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:47:52): Because I'd take advantage of EVERY excuse to whip it out.
elan_einlhander (16:48:16): "Oops, my dick fell out."
elan_einlhander (16:48:29): *cracked himself up*
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:11): Doug will do a lot of things for humour.
elan_einlhander (16:57:32): Well, I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit until dinner is ready, so I'll be back in a little while.
vencabot_teppoo (16:57:44): Peace.
elan_einlhander (19:10:47): Or maybe someone will throw a monkey wrench in my plans by not waking me up FOR dinner.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:20): Greedy bastards.
elan_einlhander (20:25:48): Wellsir.
elan_einlhander (20:26:22): I'm on the second-to-last mission of WarCraft III.
elan_einlhander (20:26:25): And it's a doozy.
vencabot_teppoo (20:26:32): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (20:26:33): I gotta delay a demon lord for 45 god damn minutes.
elan_einlhander (20:26:40): That's a long-ass time to keep someone busy, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:26:56): Especially if I fail, I won't ant to do it again.
elan_einlhander (20:26:57): want*
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:07): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:11): That's a shit.
elan_einlhander (20:28:13): Is there a Spanish word for ain't?
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:28): ...I dunno. Why are you asking me? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:45): Because some chick in my clan was singing some song in Spanish, that she was trying to learn.
elan_einlhander (20:28:51): And they looked like basic Spanish words.
elan_einlhander (20:28:59): But when she translated, she used the word ain't a lot.
elan_einlhander (20:29:05): And I figured that was a gibberish English word, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:53): Lol. Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:37): Rofl. I find this funny:
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:40): Achaea quote:
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:49): Malie: "Of course I shave! Feel!
elan_einlhander (20:31:05): *cough*
elan_einlhander (20:31:17): It would be hard to stay in-character with that one, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:44): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:04): And Isune WAS outcitied and outguilded, and enemied.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:11): AND she apologized and sent me the doll.
vencabot_teppoo (20:32:13): So life is goooood.
elan_einlhander (20:32:23): You should keep the doll, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:32:44): Tyrini prays 'someone just stroked me on the leg: Samwise gently strokes your thigh making you squirm with delight!'
elan_einlhander (20:32:51): That's going in my best prays ever file.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:05): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:09): HELP
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:12): SOMEONE JUST STROKED MY LEG
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:33:16): AHHHHHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:23): Just imagine them there, screaming.
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:26): Arms flailing.
elan_einlhander (20:33:30): Their leg touched, thei-
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:32): Praying.
elan_einlhander (20:33:34): -r arms flailing
elan_einlhander (20:33:34): Lo
elan_einlhander (20:33:35): l
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:36): While someone touched their legs.
elan_einlhander (20:34:02): Of course, my two favourites.
elan_einlhander (20:34:07): Mattman prays 'is this a text ba[C[C[Csed game' Delise tells you 'we are in the Faerie plains, and my mom was killed, she is ali ve now and at a Magical Abode... we cant find her'
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:54): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:55): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:57): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:11): Those both ARE good.
elan_einlhander (20:35:12): Those are what inspired me to make Best Prays Ever.txt
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:21): Rofl!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:24): ~still laughing~
elan_einlhander (20:35:25): Yeah, I know, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:29): "Is this a text based game?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:30): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:30): rfkaf
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:31): saf
elan_einlhander (20:35:36): With the huge typo.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:56): HUGE.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:59): Man, that's awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:36:18): And now the leg comment goes down in history.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:48): "Someone is touching my leg."
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:52): SLAP THEM.
vencabot_teppoo (20:36:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:36:55): Jesus CHRIST, my lg is being TOUCHED.
elan_einlhander (20:36:58): Good times.
elan_einlhander (20:37:20): [GUIDE] Niax says 'anybody know mushclient'
elan_einlhander (20:37:22): DUN DUN DUN.
elan_einlhander (20:37:33): [GUIDE] Niax says 'cause headeater sub silentwhatever has some kind of autosay f unction activated' 
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:36): And apparently, a divine in Achaea just sent someone 400 smilies.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:43): That is, 400 smiley hallucinations.
vencabot_teppoo (20:37:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:37:50): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:15): If I were a Divine, I'd do that if someone was in a bad mood, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:38:24): Have you ever smoked cactus weed in Achaea?
elan_einlhander (20:38:41): Nope.
elan_einlhander (20:38:47): I've watched YOU smoke it, though.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:58): Lol. Psychodelic colours.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:02): RPing that is so awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:40:04): Meanwhile, I'm leap-frogging from safe to safe on MM, with Arlon.
elan_einlhander (20:40:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:09): Because there really is no way to explain it.
elan_einlhander (20:40:16): I love being a stealth character.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:21): Arlon is awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:26): Because he's like Dahkuri, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:40:33): Using sneak and hide continously, shifting when I can, backstabbing the mobs I need when the people aren't looking.
elan_einlhander (20:40:36): 'Cause he's in a PK clan now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:40:42): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (20:40:43): So if he draws attention, his ass is grassed.
elan_einlhander (20:41:27): It would be sweeter if there were more diverse people in PK clans.
elan_einlhander (20:41:32): But eh, I won't complain too much.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:35): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:42): No RPers.
elan_einlhander (20:41:43): Right now the majority of clan PKers are Heroes and Archons with attitude problems.
elan_einlhander (20:41:47): Just looking for kills.
elan_einlhander (20:41:49): Nothing else, really.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:01): Of course, compared to Achaea, like most things, PK clans in MM are pansical.
elan_einlhander (20:42:19): But as I usually say
elan_einlhander (20:42:24): It's really not fair to compare the two, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:42:27): Achaea's got a STAFF.
elan_einlhander (20:42:31): MM's got... volunteers.
elan_einlhander (20:42:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:42:46): Yeah. Apparently, the same people that do Achaea, for the most part, do all of Iron Realms' games.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:05): So a lot of them are really similar... So if I ever get bored, I can go to another game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:14): Not like Ingeni Entertainment.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:17): Whatever the Hell THEY do.
elan_einlhander (20:43:18): And to be fair again, considering it IS all donated time, MM's pretty hype.
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:43:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:43:20): Yeah
elan_einlhander (20:43:28): Like they're some company.
elan_einlhander (20:43:36): Op, got another one to add to my file.
elan_einlhander (20:43:39): Not quite a pray, but
elan_einlhander (20:43:40): The shade of Fisch tells you 'your name reminds me of the cardassians from star trek for some reason' (@#athabascor) The shade of Fisch tells you 'was there a cardassian named elan?' 
vencabot_teppoo (20:43:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:44:29): The shade of Fisch tells you 'i probably sound like a giant nerd now too' (@#athabascor) [PKTALK B] Molo: 'how come it works for driam but not me? ):' [SAFE]<1413hp 1473sp 1191st> The shade of Fisch tells you ':('
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:30): Isune is ALREADY in another Guild, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:44:33): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (20:44:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:45:05): You tell Fisch 'Forgiven.' (@#athabascor) The shade of Fisch tells you '*hug*'
elan_einlhander (20:45:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (20:45:08): Elan forgives.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:47:25): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (20:47:28): that same chick
elan_einlhander (20:47:38): Is now praying everytime that guys walk in the same room as her
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:45): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (20:47:48): Tyrini prays 'he's in my room now' 
vencabot_teppoo (20:47:55): Deep breath...
elan_einlhander (20:47:57): Tyrini prays 'samewise is in my area'
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:01): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (20:48:05): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:10): EW EWE WEW EW EW EWEWEWE
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:16): BOBBY;S LOOKING AT ME!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:20): MAKEE HIM STOP!!!~!
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:31): STOPT IT BILLY!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:38): DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE
elan_einlhander (20:48:47): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (20:48:49): EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:02): ...Oh m God.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:15): Cain went MONK!!!
elan_einlhander (20:49:22): M-monk?
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:27): He'll be unstoppable!
elan_einlhander (20:49:28): That doesn't seem very Hellrazor-ish.
elan_einlhander (20:49:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:44): He was a Shadow Snake before, which means that most of his abilities were for stealth and venoms.
vencabot_teppoo (20:49:52): He kicked ass mostly WITHOUT using his abilities.
vencabot_teppoo (20:50:03): But Monks are, maybe, the most combat-oriented Class in the game.
elan_einlhander (20:50:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:17): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:50:29): It's actually more fun NOT to play Achaea, and just listen to stories and legends.
elan_einlhander (20:50:35): It's less fun when I actually play, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:50:36): go figure.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:00): Cain plans to, apparently, get the ability that makes it so that it hurts when people attack you.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:06): And then just go and SIT outside of Shallam.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:13): ...I believe it.
elan_einlhander (20:51:21): What makes it hurt? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:26): Like, what's the reasoning behind it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:33): I dunno, I've never seen it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:40): It's Kaido, so something DBZ-ish. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:51:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:55): Kaido is the Skill that the ability is in.
vencabot_teppoo (20:51:59): It has all of the DBZ moves.
elan_einlhander (20:52:33): Oh, David, I need to talk to you about something very serious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:53): |: (
vencabot_teppoo (20:52:57): *serious face*
elan_einlhander (20:53:05): I'm going to be asking you to forgive me for an act MOST foul.
elan_einlhander (20:53:20): I've never done anything so... DISGUSTING and DEGRADING in my life.
elan_einlhander (20:53:32): And I was with Lynnette, lol, so....
elan_einlhander (20:53:34): It's big
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:43): Holy crap, lol. Hang on, let me get a seat belt.
elan_einlhander (20:53:49): All right.
vencabot_teppoo (20:53:56): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:02): I'm ready.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:03): Oh wait.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:14): Let me get my stabbing knife of repentence.
elan_einlhander (20:54:21): Understandable.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:27): Alright, shoot.
elan_einlhander (20:54:41): It was yesterday.
elan_einlhander (20:54:47): I was bored, alone
elan_einlhander (20:55:01): So I walk out of my room, and turn to the stairs.
elan_einlhander (20:55:08): And beside the stairs is... a certain item.
elan_einlhander (20:55:15): And I put... a certain game into my PS2
elan_einlhander (20:55:23): And was waiting for a download to finish on my computer.
elan_einlhander (20:55:26): Was gonna take like two hours.
elan_einlhander (20:55:31): So I'm like hmmm, I gotta kill two hours.
vencabot_teppoo (20:55:38): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (20:55:50): So I uh, I....
elan_einlhander (20:55:54): I DDR'd.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:00): ...
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:06): Okay, this gets worse, I assume.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:11): Because it involves Lynette?
elan_einlhander (20:56:14): ...No, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:18): She was an example.
elan_einlhander (20:56:21): Of the gross shit i've done.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:28): Oh. Dear God.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:40): Doug, I can easily forgive you, because I was ready to give the HARD-EARNED FORGIVENESS...
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:46): Of a story involving DDR ~and~ Lynnette.
elan_einlhander (20:56:53): Well that helps.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:05): I thought you were gonna follow that up with, "I DDR'ed... with Lynnette."
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:10): "Naked."
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:57:17): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:21): But since you didn't, everything is gravy.
elan_einlhander (20:57:23): I feel better, getting that out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:28): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:30): :o)
elan_einlhander (20:57:39): If it makes you feel better.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:41): That is the best emoticon ever.
elan_einlhander (20:57:41): I sucked, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:45): Lol. It does.
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:53): |:o(
elan_einlhander (20:58:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:58:07): Stop that.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:14): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:42): Oh man, if only I had more room in my profile.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:53): Vencabot_Teppoo: |:o( verencamerosa: *LAUGHS* Vencabot_Teppoo: Don't laugh, this is serious. Vencabot_Teppoo: |:o(
elan_einlhander (20:59:55): I thought you were gonna make a site.
elan_einlhander (20:59:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:09): I should.
elan_einlhander (21:00:15): NOW
elan_einlhander (21:00:23): I bet you could make a basic site in like ten minutes easy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:33): Yeah, but I wouldn't want it to be an UGLY site.
elan_einlhander (21:00:49): Well, if it's just quotes, it could just be a simple page.
elan_einlhander (21:00:53): Not ugly, of course.
elan_einlhander (21:00:55): But a start.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:08): Newbie channel:
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:19): Graith: How do I turn my alignment from neutral to evil?
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:30): David: Stop asking questions on the newbie channel, you pansy!
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:01:43): Duuuuh, I wanna be 3vil!
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:01): Somebody get me a copy of 3vil 4 dummies dUUUuhhHH
elan_einlhander (21:02:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:02:08): Ericka-newbie.
vencabot_teppoo (21:02:13): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:02): btw, chicks fall in love with Lave.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:05): Because he's a pimp.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:21): Because he isn't as psychotic as my other characters.
elan_einlhander (21:03:24): [CLAN] Triclaws: '-(+Dr.Claws+)- don't think I'd be able to do anything while lv l atm, if it wasn't for triggers, lol'
elan_einlhander (21:03:25): [2] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Be careful about saying that a round the GUIDE.' (@#athabascor) ct :O [2] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- :O'
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:46): I hardly ever... scratch that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:51): I NEVER use verticons anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:03:59): Except for ;o; on occassion.
elan_einlhander (21:04:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:06): Which is a shane
elan_einlhander (21:04:08): shame*
elan_einlhander (21:04:12): Because verticons rock.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:30): If someone saw me on IM, they would think that I just loved emoticons.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:39): When really, EVERY time I use them, I'm making fun of them.
vencabot_teppoo (21:04:47): I use them because they crack me up, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:04:59): Yeah, we NEVER use them for seriousness.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:04): Yes we do.
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:09): |:o(
elan_einlhander (21:05:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:00): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:08:59): 'Cause a black man walking around the wild west in the early 1800's won't draw attention.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:09:29): Watching Justice League, by the way.
elan_einlhander (21:11:25): I'm getting bitched at because all shops will not buy all crap.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:05): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:12:24): WHY WON'T THE BAKERY BUY MY SWORD!
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:36): "IT CUTS."
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:39): "AS IN, BREAD SLICES."
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:42): "BUY IT!!!"
elan_einlhander (21:16:21): Hmm, I wonder how good of a stalker I'd make on Arlon.
elan_einlhander (21:16:26): There's this guy I'd like to see dead.
elan_einlhander (21:16:56): He once thought he'd be funny and snare me, and I like decimated his ass.
elan_einlhander (21:17:01): But he fled at barely clinging to life.
elan_einlhander (21:17:08): And since I was snared I couldn't pursued.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:17:19): pursue*
elan_einlhander (21:17:20): But
elan_einlhander (21:17:26): My webs wore off, and he was apparently blind.
elan_einlhander (21:17:33): So he accidentally went to sleep IN NPK.
elan_einlhander (21:17:48): So I backstabbed him in his sleep, and knocked down half of his health.
elan_einlhander (21:17:55): But he got away again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:18:01): So I want to dig my dagger into his spine.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:26): Doug, I remember you and me used to spend the whole goddamn day in bed.
elan_einlhander (21:18:36): Good times.
elan_einlhander (21:18:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:15): I wish I were a psionic.
elan_einlhander (21:19:19): They're the stalking class.
elan_einlhander (21:19:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:20:14): Teleview, mimic, bar/knock, esp, sensory enhancement.
elan_einlhander (21:20:23): Sneaking and hiding paired up with that, you've got yourself a ghost.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:46): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:53): Just add some nukes in there.
elan_einlhander (21:21:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:21:35): I gotta send Elan to PG tomorrow, I guess.
elan_einlhander (21:21:49): Shop's empty, and gotta pay those critters every week.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:00): By God, I just remembered something.
elan_einlhander (21:23:20): YEARS AGO, when I first drew up lists and diagrams for Elan, I proclaimed that I would NEVER Archon, that I wanted to be a Hero forever.
elan_einlhander (21:23:25): And lo and behold, I'm still a Hero, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:33): I'm not even trying to Archon.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:52): It's hard to picture Doug without Elan.
elan_einlhander (21:24:03): :D
elan_einlhander (21:24:37): Hey, if your mom goes to the Salvation Army anytime soon, holler at her to check into PLAIN black leather belts.
elan_einlhander (21:24:40): Pretty long ones, too.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:41): Okay.
elan_einlhander (21:25:02): I could pry cut down the amount I needed.
elan_einlhander (21:25:07): Since I don't exactly need a full belt for my arms.
elan_einlhander (21:25:18): I could cut up a single belt into several parts for that.
elan_einlhander (21:25:37): But I'll need at least five full-sized ones then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:22): David recites lyrics. It's what he does. The most ews that I've ever gotten for a lyric are for: blood of the woman brings birth of a child.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:32): Enter the maturity of the people we talk to. Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:28:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:29:00): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:10): People always say EWWWW.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:34): HUMAN BIRTH EWWW.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:44): I know, and they get all grossed out when I talk about peeing in girls' mouths. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:02): Yeah. Pansies.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:26): You know someone's a bad RPer when:
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:34): the first line of their description is "He is a powerful Troll and is fairly attractive."
elan_einlhander (21:30:49): Rofl, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:57): Ah, I see. He just changed races.
elan_einlhander (21:31:23): And I just corrected Zikane's use of the word "NICEEEEEEEEEE"
elan_einlhander (21:31:29): Pointing out that spelling the word that way makes no sense.
elan_einlhander (21:31:30): The E is silent.
elan_einlhander (21:31:36): It would be NIIIIIIIIIICE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:40): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:33:49): They tweaked the repop system in MM.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:57): ?
elan_einlhander (21:34:08): Now everything in the zone doesn't repop on a timed basic.
elan_einlhander (21:34:21): Individual things repop at more randomized intervals, based on other factors.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:32): Probably like when they died.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:36): That's how things repop in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:35:05): It makes more sense, but it's definitely taking adjusting.
elan_einlhander (21:36:13): I'd play Achaea if my character from MM got poofed over there, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:19): At least somewhat.
elan_einlhander (21:36:37): Since as we've learned, I don't have the patience to START Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:36:41): Continuing it would be another tory.
elan_einlhander (21:36:44): story*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:38:50): *sighs* Looks like my mom left again.
elan_einlhander (21:38:54): I'm getting a bad baaaaaad feeling.
elan_einlhander (21:38:58): She's started going out again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:14): That stinks.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:18): Slash her tires.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:39:36): My grandfather gets smashed EVERY night like clockwork.
elan_einlhander (21:39:49): So I don't think it's the best idea to have the other adult gone and off partying all night at the gay bar.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:06): Ah well, you're 18 now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:11): Guess that makes you the man of the house.
elan_einlhander (21:40:16): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:40:25): With my... no car and no actual authority or respect.
elan_einlhander (21:40:25): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:40): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:44): Your greatest... weapons.
elan_einlhander (21:40:48): WAIT
elan_einlhander (21:40:49): WEAPON
elan_einlhander (21:40:51): I HAVE A SWORD
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:41:06): That's so awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:41:09): If all else fails
elan_einlhander (21:41:11): I DO have a sword.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:50): If the world spins into Chaos.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:57): Doug is the one with the sword.
elan_einlhander (21:42:09): And they who laughed and scoffed will be stuck in AWE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:16): Yep. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:58): Lave has been told by several chicks in Achaea, now, that he's very well dressed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:07): And he's dressed kinda Elan-ish, so take pride.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:31): The humgii gleefully takes a vodun doll roughly resembling Lave and opens its mouth to unearthly proportions before shoving it in and chomping it to bits.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:33): It is done.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:50): The damn thing shall never be used against me again.
elan_einlhander (21:49:09): o_o;
elan_einlhander (21:49:15): Doug IS a sex symbol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:18): Er
elan_einlhander (21:49:19): Elan*
elan_einlhander (21:49:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:21): ...WhaT? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:26): Oh, the clothes thing? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:49:28): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:49:34): Sorry, I took my sword upstairs.
elan_einlhander (21:49:35): lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:46): Let me copy-paste what I'm wearing, although it won't have quite the same affect as if I gave you the descriptions of each item.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:59): You are wearing: a flimsy undershirt, 2 leather shoulder scabbards, a pair of patterned black socks, black linen trousers, a pair of steel-toed leather boots, plain grey boxer shorts, a wide black belt with a stylish silver buckle, fingerless leather gloves, men's silken shirt of deep crimson, a smutty black coat, a hooded black travelling cloak, a snowflake cloak clasp, a crisp linen monogrammed handkerchief, a plush red velvet scarf, a fine vest of black velvet , a canvas backpack, a platinum ring adorned with a bright sapphire.
elan_einlhander (21:51:08): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:23): It took me forever to find a normal, black leather belt. I bought it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:42): Then, immediately afterwards, I found "a wide black belt with a stylish silver buckle," and I was like awww naw, FUCK THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:48): And bought it and now I wear that one, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:55): That's why I can't have any money. I'm clothing obsessed.
elan_einlhander (21:52:09): Yeah, I remember I was saving up money for clothes in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:52:15): Not weapons or armour or food.
elan_einlhander (21:52:17): Sweet clothes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:36): One of the things that Achaea has that MM doesn't, which is why I have to take full advantage of it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:40): Sweet, sweet clothes.
elan_einlhander (21:52:50): MM has clothes, but they can't be used for anything practical.
elan_einlhander (21:52:52): And the selection sucks
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:57): VT's clothes.
elan_einlhander (21:52:59): There' some cool ones, but eh
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:05): A sombrero, a brown jacket, baggy white pants.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:08): Shackes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:11): Shackles, that is.
elan_einlhander (21:53:15): yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:53:16): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:17): A noose.
elan_einlhander (21:53:27): A harmonica and a flute.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:28): I was almost high enough level to wear the handcuffs.
elan_einlhander (21:53:37): Yeah, needed to be 114.
elan_einlhander (21:53:38): er
elan_einlhander (21:53:40): 115*
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:03): I wonder if my pic of VT is still on Geocities.
elan_einlhander (21:54:10): *boggle*
elan_einlhander (21:54:18): Boggle, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:19): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:54:22): I "boggled"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:36): Lol. I haven't used this pic in a long time, but it's pretty sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:42): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/me.art
elan_einlhander (21:56:28): Wow, way to be gay Mozilla.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:38): Mozilla can't open .art files?
elan_einlhander (21:56:52): It's asking me what I want to open it WITH.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:03): UhhhhHHh...
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:07): UHHhhhhHHhhhh...
elan_einlhander (21:57:08): Like a gay-ass.
elan_einlhander (21:57:13): But wait
elan_einlhander (21:57:18): MOZILLA IS FUCKING SWEETXOR
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:18): Weird. Some photo-viewer, or Paint. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:47): Lol, it basically downloaded it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:01): http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/sized/nights.jpg
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:15): David's "fairy."
elan_einlhander (21:58:17): And everytime you open Mozilla, it has to load.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:18): Aka, NiGHTS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:21): Weird.
elan_einlhander (21:58:30): It has this little visual saying Mozilla.
elan_einlhander (21:58:32): And it's like an opening.
elan_einlhander (21:58:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:58:36): *hates Mozilla*
elan_einlhander (21:58:48): In fact, I'm uninstalling that shit RIGHT now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:13): Jib jub.
elan_einlhander (22:01:20): Okay, HOW do I uninstall it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:34): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (22:01:37): TO THE CONTROL PANEL
elan_einlhander (22:02:25): Fucking great, it won't remove that way either.
elan_einlhander (22:02:27): *mutter* -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:34): Weird.
elan_einlhander (22:02:47): I officially hate Mozilla.
elan_einlhander (22:03:26): Weird, that doesn't make sound for me now.
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:27): O.o
elan_einlhander (22:03:31): Sorry, was testing it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:42): Vencabot_Teppoo: http://www.geocities.com/vencabot_teppoo/visual/sized/char8.jpg Cameron Nolin: uh oh Van Goh
elan_einlhander (22:05:38): Lol, no.
elan_einlhander (22:11:04): LimeWire's opening makes me want to eat a whole lime.
elan_einlhander (22:11:10): Seriously, it's delicious looking.
vencabot_teppoo (22:11:18): lol
elan_einlhander (22:14:16): I gotta work 'till Wednesday yet again, pretty gay.
elan_einlhander (22:14:27): It's nice having Thursday and Friday off, but I kinda like spreading it out more.
elan_einlhander (22:14:35): Like, having Tuesday and Friday off.
elan_einlhander (22:14:40): Spaces stuff out better.
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:48): ya
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:50): lol
elan_einlhander (22:15:28): Nice, David.
elan_einlhander (22:22:50): Lol, I love online predators commercials.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:20): so scary
elan_einlhander (22:23:59): They're like "mmm me love you big time baby lets meet behind the school"
elan_einlhander (22:24:24): I want to see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, now.
elan_einlhander (22:24:30): The!
elan_einlhander (22:46:18): David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): q;
elan_einlhander (23:00:23): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:36): tell Woo.
elan_einlhander (23:01:01): Wtf are you talking about.

4-10-05


elan_einlhander (1:43:25): o_O
elan_einlhander (1:45:58): Well, when you come back to your senses, let me know if there was any progress on that emulator.
vencabot_teppoo (4:45:32): Wow, what the fuck WAS I talking about?!
vencabot_teppoo (4:45:56): I must've started typing in my sleep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:50:28): And in my Achaea window, I had typed up "Tell elan." Wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (10:16:58): You there?
elan_einlhander (10:54:24): I am now, sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (10:54:34): Tada.
vencabot_teppoo (10:54:38): ~sensed you~ Where were you?
elan_einlhander (10:54:58): I assumed you weren't active, so I played WarCraft, but I neglected to put up a message.
elan_einlhander (10:54:59): Sorry.
elan_einlhander (10:55:15): But now my computer BEGGED ME to shut down WarCraft.
elan_einlhander (10:55:20): So I did.
vencabot_teppoo (10:55:24): What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:55:34): I think the mission I'm on got to be a little too much for it.
elan_einlhander (10:55:35): Or something
elan_einlhander (10:55:36): Lol
elan_einlhander (10:55:56): Lagging so bad the only way I could keep playing was to look AWAY from my forces and play the game merely by watching my stats.
vencabot_teppoo (10:56:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:56:49): I've got 12 minutes left on that mission I'm on.
vencabot_teppoo (10:56:56): Fucking mission, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:56:56): The Humans and Orcs have both fallen.
elan_einlhander (10:57:19): So now I've got my little Night elf encampment sitting on top of the mounting, struggling to hold off the Legions FOUR FREAKING HEROES.
elan_einlhander (10:57:25): He cycles through four heroes.
elan_einlhander (10:57:40): A lich lord, a death knight, a...... something and a SOMETHING.
elan_einlhander (10:57:52): But they're all level 10 god damned Heroes with a team of like frost drakes and shit with them.
elan_einlhander (10:58:03): My Heroes are dying like every five minutes, lol
elan_einlhander (10:58:23): But I need just need to survive for twelve more minutes.
elan_einlhander (10:58:28): I'm building shit to stall, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:58:32): Hoping I can outsmart their AI.
elan_einlhander (10:58:42): By like building some generic building in the path of their march.
elan_einlhander (10:58:53): So they'll go "OoO, purdy building, let's stop to smash it. <3"
vencabot_teppoo (10:59:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:59:11): They would, too.
elan_einlhander (10:59:23): But the best thing to build all over are the ancient protectors.
elan_einlhander (10:59:29): Their basically big trees that chuck boulders.
elan_einlhander (10:59:32): So that gets their ATTENTIOn
elan_einlhander (10:59:46): They're like "WHY FOR YOU HIT GROD WITH BIG ROCK, MAW."
vencabot_teppoo (10:59:57): Rofl
elan_einlhander (11:00:13): The Undead having similar intelligent and speech issues as Orcs.
elan_einlhander (11:00:19): intelligence*
elan_einlhander (11:00:36): What's scary though, are Burning Orcs.
elan_einlhander (11:00:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:00:43): The Orcs that have drank the blood of Mannaroth.
elan_einlhander (11:00:55): So anywho
elan_einlhander (11:00:59): How are you? :D
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:01): Burning orcs, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:12): How am I? Well, apparently, I was typing in my SLEEP last night.
elan_einlhander (11:01:19): Seriously, what the fuck yo.
elan_einlhander (11:01:25): How were you EVEN that tired.
elan_einlhander (11:01:33): You got your sleep, so what the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:36): I dunno. I just passed out around:
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:37): ya
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:38): lol
elan_einlhander (11:01:39): It wasn't even late, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:01:45): Yeah, I thought you were trying to be funny.
elan_einlhander (11:01:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:01:51): Like Harry Turney funny.
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:54): And I thought I was typing, "Gonna take a short nap."
vencabot_teppoo (11:01:59): But I guess it came out as p;
elan_einlhander (11:02:03): And nothing more.
vencabot_teppoo (11:02:04): tell Woo.
elan_einlhander (11:02:04): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (11:02:31): And then, in my Achaea window, which was THANKFULLY disconnected from the game, I had typed up "tell elan" for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (11:02:39): That's a weird thing to wake up to, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:02:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (11:02:48): Because you use tells to communicate with me.
vencabot_teppoo (11:03:20): Seriously, thats weird,lol. I get messages from you:
vencabot_teppoo (11:03:29): What the fuck are you talking about? Talk sense...
vencabot_teppoo (11:03:36): I'm like, "What? *scroll up*"
vencabot_teppoo (11:03:45): Vencabot_Teppoo: p;
vencabot_teppoo (11:03:51): Vencabot_Teppoo: tell Woo.
elan_einlhander (11:04:02): Can only assume it was lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:02): "...No, I didn't type that." Lol
elan_einlhander (11:04:12): And you like, missed.
elan_einlhander (11:04:18): And started with o
elan_einlhander (11:04:18): Lol
elan_einlhander (11:04:22): ;p;
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:23): But there's NO excuse for "tell Woo."
elan_einlhander (11:04:31): Yeah, who the hell is woo. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:37): I don't know anyone in Achaea even named Woo, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:04:46): But I was having a very vivid dream about playing Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:03): And I wake up and I apparently said to you "tell Woo." and had "tell elan" in my Achaea window...
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:10): So maybe there was a Woo in my dream.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:05:26): With his big bad woodoo.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:05:54): It would've been SO much funnier if I had fallen asleep WHILE connected to Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:02): And my guy was just walking around, babbling like an idiot.
elan_einlhander (11:06:04): Lava's moment of insanity.
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:10): And I'd have to explain later that I had fallen asleep.
elan_einlhander (11:06:36): Hey Lave, how's it going.
elan_einlhander (11:06:40): *babbles like Bill Cosby*
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:52): "...sena..."
vencabot_teppoo (11:06:55): What?
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:07): "...dah shortsword..."
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:10): Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:21): "uh... heal... tell help"
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:25): Are you okay?
vencabot_teppoo (11:07:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:07:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (11:07:36): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (11:07:56): You should watch Fullmetal Alchemist.
elan_einlhander (11:08:00): Like, start to finish.
elan_einlhander (11:08:05): It's surprisingly deep.
elan_einlhander (11:08:08): And I think it's just about over.
vencabot_teppoo (11:08:12): Okay. Brb. ~goes to watch it start to finish~
elan_einlhander (11:08:15): Which means it's like 26 episodes long.
elan_einlhander (11:08:20): Like all of the good animes, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:08:23): Good animes are short.
elan_einlhander (11:08:57): It's very disturbing and depressing, though.
elan_einlhander (11:08:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:10:20): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (11:10:36): It's got nice animation and stuff, though.
elan_einlhander (11:10:39): Which Doug respects.
elan_einlhander (11:10:46): And the shortness, like Bebop and Trigun.
elan_einlhander (11:10:53): Mmm
vencabot_teppoo (11:11:42): This guy is completely incoherent, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:11:49): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (11:11:51): Wait, what?
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:22): (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Guild = guilds quests right ?? [so if ill join them ill get quests for "Bad" ppl ?? :D ]."
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:29): People like that would piss me off if I was a Guide, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:12:43): (Newbie): Juliet says, "No, the guilds do not give out quests."
elan_einlhander (11:12:47): Woah, he reminds me of Ahlim.
elan_einlhander (11:12:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:13:07): Completely destroyed sentance structure, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:13:12): sentence, even
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:18): (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Are city divided into some types ?? i mean does each city has it main hmmm cals ?? like minig city , city of magic etc ."
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:32): (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Creators could make an irc chaneel ... itll help alot and make communicating easier / faster."
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:46): (Newbie): Juliet says, "No, they're mostly based off of their general disposition to the world. Try reading HELP  to learn about a specific city."
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:54): (Newbie): Juliet says, "Please read HELP INSANITY, Mordimmer."
vencabot_teppoo (11:13:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:14:10): He needs to lighten up on the spaces and punctuation, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:41): And yet, Juliet tries to keep her cool. I can't believe she even ANSWERED him the first time. I wouldn't even know WHAT to say.
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:52): "No, guilds to give out quests." I was like, "genius." Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:14:54): Welcome to Guide-hood, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:14:58): I would've been like,
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:05): (Newbie) David the Guide: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:07): (Newbie) David the Guide: "..."
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:19): (Newbie) David the Guide: "Y-...Wa-..."
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:35): (Newbie) David the Guide: "Just... go find a one-player game to play, Mort."
elan_einlhander (11:15:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (11:15:46): Give him a Gameboy.
vencabot_teppoo (11:15:52): (Newbie) David the Guide: "...Just... go away." Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (11:16:21): Seriously. Let me repeat that:
vencabot_teppoo (11:16:51): You know a bit about the mechanics of Achaea, and MUDs in general.
vencabot_teppoo (11:16:59): How do you even RESPOND to a question like this:
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:01): (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Guild = guilds quests right ?? [so if ill join them ill get quests for "Bad" ppl ?? :D ]."
elan_einlhander (11:17:17): That smile, lol
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:20): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:26): It's like, "Oh my God."
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:36): "Look at that emoticon. That is exactly how you look IRL."
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:38): "Look at the eyes."
elan_einlhander (11:17:39): "Bad" ppl ?? :D
elan_einlhander (11:17:44): He's SO HAPPY
vencabot_teppoo (11:17:45): "You don't even know what you're saying."
elan_einlhander (11:18:28): Lol, as awesome as hearing about Achaean newbies is, I need to go to work.
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:31): (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Guild = guilds quests right ?? [so if ill join them ill get quests for "Bad" ppl ?? :D ]."
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:35): Okay, peace. Lol.
elan_einlhander (11:18:38): Rofl, thanks.
vencabot_teppoo (11:18:54): Vencabot_Teppoo: (Newbie): Mordimmer says, "Guild = guilds quests right ?? [so if ill join them ill get quests for "Bad" ppl ?? :D ]." Cameron Nolin: I would site-ban them
elan_einlhander (16:05:55): Musta went idle like as soon as I left.
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:28): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (19:18:39): *does a rock and roll screech*
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:44): :O
elan_einlhander (19:18:50): XOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vencabot_teppoo (19:18:53): Rofl
elan_einlhander (19:18:58): What's up, chicken butt.
elan_einlhander (19:19:05): Thought of that all on my own.
elan_einlhander (19:19:10): WHO SAY'S I DIDN'T.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:25): Doug, have you been experimenting with drugs?
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:33): Let's go through that one more time:
elan_einlhander (19:19:42): Lol, no, just napping followed by chicken.
vencabot_teppoo (19:19:47): elan_einlhander : *does a rock and roll screech* Vencabot_Teppoo: :O elan_einlhander : XOOOOOOOOOOOOO Vencabot_Teppoo: Rofl elan_einlhander : What's up, chicken butt. elan_einlhander : Thought of that all on my own. elan_einlhander : WHO SAY'S I DIDN'T.
elan_einlhander (19:19:55): Rofl. *cough*
elan_einlhander (19:20:02): *susPICIOUS cough*
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:02): Doug on coke. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:20:14): Maybe that Gatorade had something to do with it.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:18): Probably, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:29): How was el'worko?
elan_einlhander (19:20:44): Hot as fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:54): Really? ~checks the temperature~
elan_einlhander (19:21:11): Yeah, wearing two shirts and jeans sucks for working out in the heat, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:37): Yeah, it's nicer than it's been in awhile, I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:43): And by 'nice' I mean 'hot.
elan_einlhander (19:21:48): I'm scared of what summer will bring.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:59): Summer is a drier heat, though.
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:05): Summer > Spring
elan_einlhander (19:22:07): Not LAST YEAR
elan_einlhander (19:22:08): LOl
elan_einlhander (19:22:09): No
elan_einlhander (19:22:19): If it's dry, I won't care ut
elan_einlhander (19:22:21): but*
elan_einlhander (19:22:24): last year was a sticky heat.
elan_einlhander (19:22:28): In the summer.
elan_einlhander (19:22:30): So I am discouraged.
elan_einlhander (19:23:08): Turns out that Warcraft mission I'm on is the LAST one.
elan_einlhander (19:23:26): And I've got it saved at the 13 minute point, so I'm gonna be away for like twenty minutes, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:23:27): Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (19:23:37): Okay.
elan_einlhander (19:39:17): Fucking Manaroth. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:14): Aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (19:40:19): 18 seconds left.
elan_einlhander (19:40:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:24): Wow.
elan_einlhander (19:40:37): Out of a 45 minute mission, I blow it with 18 seconds left.
elan_einlhander (19:42:47): So what're you doing?
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:16): Playing Achaea. Fighting in a place pretty high for my level.
elan_einlhander (19:43:25): Fighting as in leveling?
elan_einlhander (19:43:44): Or fighting as in DEFENDING ONE'S HONOUR?
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:53): Fighting as in leveling. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:05): Oh.
elan_einlhander (19:45:41): Lol, watching Malcolm in the Middle, about a guy who's been living in this supermarket for 3 years.
elan_einlhander (19:46:02): Expanding on Doug's theory of could someone LIVE in Meijer, secretely.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:24): Tiger Woods has won the Masters, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:39): I can't imagine golf being a sport where someone's skill could be SO superior.
vencabot_teppoo (19:49:46): Is he like a machine or something?
elan_einlhander (19:49:57): I don't even know how good that is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:21): In basketball, the same team will NOT win the championship every year in a row, because there's a degree of randomness.
vencabot_teppoo (19:50:32): Tiger Woods is, like, undefeated in golf. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:58): I'm leveling where I was near the end of the time I was playing Dahkuri.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:09): But Dahkuri had... a Guild, and was about 10 levels higher than me, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:40): Oh shit, it's the demented druid.
elan_einlhander (19:53:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:47): Demented druid? Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:57): A wandering mob that just jumps people and fucks their shit, bluntly put.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:31): Wow,lol.
elan_einlhander (19:56:59): It's weird drinking Gatorade, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:04): Third time in a row I've had it.
elan_einlhander (19:57:25): And EVERY time I drink it I'm sitting there, pondering how it could possibly hydrate me better than water.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:58:49): But I guess it's better than drinking pop, so I won't bitch.
elan_einlhander (20:02:53): I hate network television, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:03:19): Now Pamela Anderson has a TV show, and all of the previews I've seen for it revolve around her body.
elan_einlhander (20:03:24): Bad bad jokes about it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:04:47): Soooooooooo, any luck with that emulator? :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:04): Nope. I can send it to you if you wanna try that whole plugin thing.
elan_einlhander (20:05:14): If you tell me where to find them, yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:15): I've already got some BIOS.
elan_einlhander (20:05:23): Not that I know what graphics card I use, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:26): You'd have to search for them on Yahoo!, but the program gives their names.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:33): Check what card you use in the device manager.
elan_einlhander (20:06:49): Where theh ell is my divice manager...
elan_einlhander (20:06:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:06:55): I thought it was in control panel.
elan_einlhander (20:07:25): Maybe it was system.
vencabot_teppoo (20:07:36): Yes, it is. In system.
elan_einlhander (20:07:37): Booyah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:04): Doug, you ain't no G.
elan_einlhander (20:09:16): Apparently not, since I can't find my video card.
elan_einlhander (20:09:41): Unless display adapter is the word I'm looking for.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:49): In the device manager, it's... yeah, that might be it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:58): What's it say?
elan_einlhander (20:10:16): Intel(R) 82845G Graphics Controller
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:06): Yeah, I think that's it.
elan_einlhander (20:11:18): Close enough, then.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:26): Which is not on their list of suggested cards, so I guess you'll have to do like me and download a random plugin.
elan_einlhander (20:12:34): Works for me.
elan_einlhander (20:12:40): Hook me up.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:57): Okay. I'll zip the program with the BIOS already installed.
elan_einlhander (20:13:14): All right.
elan_einlhander (20:14:54): Dubya tee ef.
elan_einlhander (20:15:03): Vencabot_Teppoo may be behind a firewall.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:27): Aka, you're behind a firewall. Did you get a link to download from?
elan_einlhander (20:15:42): It's downloading now.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:45): Okay.
elan_einlhander (20:16:21): 'Cept it froze at like six percent.
elan_einlhander (20:16:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:52): ~_~
elan_einlhander (20:17:13): Try again I guess, since it started moving as I was hitting esc.
elan_einlhander (20:19:36): 54%, go go go
elan_einlhander (20:21:36): 92. :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:50): :DDDD
elan_einlhander (20:22:00): 9.....3
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): Don't even think about it!
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): Leave
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): that
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): girl
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:15): alone.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:19): You ain't no G!
elan_einlhander (20:22:27): 100%, WOOHOO.
vencabot_teppoo (20:22:39): Try and run the program. It'll ask you to configure.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:11): It's got a BIOS, so that should be easy to configure. Then it'll give you some suggestions for plug-ins.
vencabot_teppoo (20:23:11): Just copy-paste some of their names and look them up on Yahoo!.
elan_einlhander (20:31:48): Man this is gay.
vencabot_teppoo (20:31:51): ?
elan_einlhander (20:33:26): Searching for shit.
elan_einlhander (20:33:38): People make the weirdest sites, lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:33:49): Especially when it comes to emulators.
elan_einlhander (20:34:13): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:23): Becuase they're dirty business.
elan_einlhander (20:35:01): And if I don't hurry, I'm gonna get barraged with pop-ups.
elan_einlhander (20:37:35): Am I online?
elan_einlhander (20:38:56): Or is this just a REALLY shitty site.
vencabot_teppoo (20:39:00): You're online/
elan_einlhander (20:39:05): All right.
elan_einlhander (20:39:50): Damn it, here come the pop-ups.
elan_einlhander (20:40:08): Fuck it, ABORT
elan_einlhander (20:42:16): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:28): Welcome back.
elan_einlhander (20:46:36): I was gone? Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:47:08): Well, I'm gonna reboot now that my computer's been shot in the face. -_-
elan_einlhander (20:53:23): Yeesh.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:42): Pop-ups, don't even think about it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:46): Leave Doug's PC alone.
elan_einlhander (20:56:50): Oh wtf.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:54): ?
elan_einlhander (20:56:56): Now it's saying I don't have the BIOS
elan_einlhander (20:57:11): Buuuuuuuuul-shit.
elan_einlhander (20:57:17): Buuuuuuuuuuull*
vencabot_teppoo (20:57:20): Weird.
elan_einlhander (20:57:31): *bangs his head*
elan_einlhander (20:58:20): There, was probably just because I moved stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:45): Hope so.
elan_einlhander (20:59:04): Gotta search as fast as humanly possible.
elan_einlhander (20:59:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:59:26): Get a link at least.
elan_einlhander (21:00:17): And I swear these links don't work.
elan_einlhander (21:00:32): *scared to be on the internet, fingers shaking*
vencabot_teppoo (21:00:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:00:59): Okay, fuck it.
elan_einlhander (21:01:02): http://thecpy.emulation64.com/code/archives_02_may.htm
elan_einlhander (21:01:03): Go
elan_einlhander (21:01:04): Lol
elan_einlhander (21:01:22): There's a link not too far down for PSX plug-ins, see if you can get it to open.
elan_einlhander (21:02:12): I know you're busy with Achaea, but my computer's gay. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:02:18): Can't wait to reformat, in a way, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:06:59): I'll zip it with all of the plug-ins and send it.
elan_einlhander (21:07:12): I appreciate it. -_-
elan_einlhander (21:07:17): Sorry for being a burden.
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:21): It's cool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:01): I'll download a game to see if it works.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:38): I miss the ease of Cult of Kefka.
elan_einlhander (21:16:50): God that site ruled.
elan_einlhander (21:16:54): What happened, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:01): I'm gonna need to cleanse my system of spyware SO bad after this.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:58): God, my computer is filthy now.
elan_einlhander (21:29:04): Is it? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:11): I am sadly ALWAYS filthy now, so I don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:11): From spyware.
elan_einlhander (21:29:24): It's literally begging me to put it out of its misery.
elan_einlhander (21:29:32): "PLEASE reformat me, I don't want to live like this."
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:33): No one has PSX roms.
elan_einlhander (21:29:36): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:29:42): Yet there's an emulator, apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:48): Alright, that's fucking it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:55): Doug, you wanna screw your computer up more, that's on you.
elan_einlhander (21:40:00): And I don't.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:01): I can't find any ROMs for PSX.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:05): Every site is just spyware.
elan_einlhander (21:40:07): Game over, then.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:10): Over and over and over.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:25): I've got the plugins if you want them, but I'm telling you, finding ROMs for that thing is gay.
elan_einlhander (21:40:35): I might try using LimeWire for that.
elan_einlhander (21:40:41): Though I've had no luck thus far.
vencabot_teppoo (21:40:48): Same here.
elan_einlhander (21:41:00): But I'll take the plug-ins, for later use if I find something.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:07): People that run ROM sites are losers.
elan_einlhander (21:41:17): Apparently.
elan_einlhander (21:41:21): 'Cept Kefka. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:47): God... I need to WASH my computer out, and it lags when I do so, so I'm gonna go watch TV or something.
elan_einlhander (21:42:06): All right, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:10): I feel guilty now, damn. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:44): I'm uploading the EPSX thing so you can download it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:56): Since there's some firewall issues. Same old, same old.
elan_einlhander (21:43:06): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:14): I'm gonna go get some food while Ad-Aware scans. Good luck with the PSX emulator.
elan_einlhander (21:45:23): I'm gonna get some food too, see yah later.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:25): By the way.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:39): www.emuasylum.com has lots of emulators, looked like.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:45): Looked like a quality site, but no PSX ones.
elan_einlhander (21:45:48): Yeah, I used it for some stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:50): I mean, lots of roms.
elan_einlhander (21:46:08): Someone somewhere has to have a Tactics ROM, I'll find it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:20): I found ONE, but it required bittorrent
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:27): And it was some Mexican site.
elan_einlhander (21:46:28): Fuck bittorrent.
elan_einlhander (21:46:30): Rofl
elan_einlhander (21:46:33): Yeah, and that.
elan_einlhander (21:46:37): Anywho, go get yo grub.
elan_einlhander (21:46:40): 'Cause I am.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:41): Peace.
elan_einlhander (22:06:07): Aw, how gay.
elan_einlhander (22:06:21): The download took extra long, and when it got to 32% it said it can't recieve the file. :(
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:30): Weird.
elan_einlhander (22:06:38): Oh well, I've got chips.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:43): I don't.
elan_einlhander (22:06:44): Which reminds me of a hilarious story.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:49): I don't have anything good to eat.
elan_einlhander (22:06:51): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:53): All I have is a few bananas.
elan_einlhander (22:06:55): Not even meal-like food.
elan_einlhander (22:07:01): I'll save my story, then.,
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:47): I wish I had a buddy in Achaea, lol. And no, that isn't me asking you to play.
vencabot_teppoo (22:09:54): I wish I had a buddy around my own level.
elan_einlhander (22:09:59): Understandable.
elan_einlhander (22:10:06): I'm surrounded by newbies.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:06): With Dahkuri, I almost always had somebody to level with.
elan_einlhander (22:10:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:09): Joke around with.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:44): I'm bashing the same place I used to bash as Dahkuri.
vencabot_teppoo (22:10:52): But I used to hardly ever do it alone, and man, it's tough.
elan_einlhander (22:11:38): Well, I always liked leveling alone, simply because I get the greatest benefit out of it.
elan_einlhander (22:11:43): But yeah, it's a bitch and a half.
elan_einlhander (22:12:14): And now doing it AGAIN with Arlon.
elan_einlhander (22:12:18): He's 17...1, I think.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:45): As the song goes, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:49): I'm so lonely.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:51): Mr. Lonely.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:55): I got nobody.
vencabot_teppoo (22:12:56): Of my own. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:05): II AM BEING IMED.
elan_einlhander (22:13:09): OP, THERE IT IS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:48): ~fighting a bear while getting eaten by it~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:14:00): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:14:02): I can see it, too.
elan_einlhander (22:14:10): Half-consumed, beating on its snout.
elan_einlhander (22:14:23): Agh, damn bear!
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:45): 1821h, 2340m eb- With a guttural growl, a mother bear stands up tall and wraps its hairy arms around you, constricting you and allowing it to lock its strong jaws around the top of your head. 1270h, 2340m eb- You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1270h, 2340m exb- You may drink another health or mana elixir. 1270h, 2340m exb- sl Lightning-quick, you jab a mother bear with a Delosian bastard sword. 1270h, 2340m eb- sip health You take a drink from a cedarwood vial. The elixir heals and soothes you.
elan_einlhander (22:15:27): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:15:31): i didn't think iut was your head.
elan_einlhander (22:15:31): Wow.
elan_einlhander (22:15:35): I didn't think it was your head*
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:50): And it takes me, like, two minutes to kill a bear, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:56): So I'm getting my head chomped over and over.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:02): I'm like, "Ow, my head. *slash*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:07): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:16:11): Ow, my brain.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:25): On my other files, I've never really read that message.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:31): I thought I was getting slashed on the head.
elan_einlhander (22:16:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:16:39): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:40): But turns out, I'm getting bear jaws wrapped around it.
elan_einlhander (22:16:46): Not-so-realistic-after-all Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:31): You know when to run away when:
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:56): 2340h, 2340m exb- sl Lightning-quick, you jab an old cave bear with a Delosian bastard sword. 2340h, 2340m eb- With a guttural growl, an old cave bear stands up tall and wraps its hairy arms around you, constricting you and allowing it to lock its strong jaws around the top of your head. 1489h, 2340m eb- sip health You take a drink from a cedarwood vial. The elixir heals and soothes you. 1890h, 2340m eb- With a guttural growl, an old cave bear stands up tall and wraps its hairy arms around you, constricting you and allowing it to lock its strong jaws around the top of your head. 1039h, 2340m eb- You bleed 32 health. 1007h, 2340m eb- touch shield You must regain balance first. 1007h, 2340m eb- You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1007h, 2340m exb- touch shield
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:15): You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you. 1007h, 2340m xb- An old cave bear hurls itself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you. 1007h, 2340m xb- You may drink another health or mana elixir. 1007h, 2340m xb- An old cave bear hurls itself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:29): Needless to say, I ran for my life. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:18:36): Lol, yeah.
elan_einlhander (22:18:39): Flinging himself.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:47): Took half of my HP away in one attack, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:48): I was like OW.
elan_einlhander (22:21:13): Someone has so graciously left me pudding in my little fridge. :D
elan_einlhander (22:21:15): How nice of them. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:21:35): And Jell-O, wow.
elan_einlhander (22:21:39): What a nice person.
elan_einlhander (22:21:49): Let's hope they're just as nice when they find out I ate it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:28:09): Salsa needs to start coming in jars that are far wider han they are tall.
elan_einlhander (22:28:11): ALL of them.
elan_einlhander (22:28:21): So we don't even get a choice in the matter when buying.
elan_einlhander (22:38:48): ROFL
elan_einlhander (22:39:00): This is the best thing to happen to Arlon when in an open area full of people:
elan_einlhander (22:39:03): You begin to have difficulty retaining your altered shape... Your form shifts and wavers. You feel normal again.
elan_einlhander (22:39:15): You peer around the room with a devilish gleam in your eye.
elan_einlhander (22:39:25): Now I'm being chased, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:11): Sorry for not responding. ~reads~
elan_einlhander (22:40:20): No worries.
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:33): Lol. Why are the chasing you?
elan_einlhander (22:40:39): Because I'm a target, of course.
elan_einlhander (22:40:46): I was shifted, and they didn't know who I was
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:53): Ah.
elan_einlhander (22:44:02): I think it's safe to say nothing is ever funny in the right way to merit:
elan_einlhander (22:44:04): [CLAN] Vswan: 'ROFLMAO'
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:14): lol
elan_einlhander (23:01:18): Lol, remember that anime called Blue Gender?
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:22): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:01:33): Good times, that guy was such a puss.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:47): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:11:18): Go go Ad-Aware.
elan_einlhander (23:11:25): Do do what you caaaaaaan.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:11:49): Go go Ad-Awaaaaaare, you Spyware slappin' powered Ad-Awaaaaaaaare.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:37): Talkaze got booted from her Guild, I guess. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:44): Hurray?
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:55): And she was the class-leader for the Bards. I don't know how it happened, but whenever I need a smile, I HONOURS her.
elan_einlhander (23:14:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:21): I just HONOURed her one day and she had no title, and was weaker than ME.
elan_einlhander (23:14:45): And now David's like "A DANSU DANSU KAKUME!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:24): ~likes it when bad things happen to Talkaze~ :D
elan_einlhander (23:15:33): DAVID
elan_einlhander (23:15:35): That's not very
elan_einlhander (23:15:37): IN CHARACTER.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:04): Actually, I figured out a way to work it into my RP, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:11): This I gotta hear.
elan_einlhander (23:16:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:13): Which most people seem to like.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:58): Well, in Achaea, the way they RP the actual... well, game...
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:08): Is that the character is the adventurer, and the player is the "soul."
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:39): I RP that all of my characters share the same soul, which they do... Me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:53): So, every now and then I'll have Lave vaguely remember things that Dahkuri and Vencabot did, when it suits me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:55): :D
elan_einlhander (23:18:04): That's gay, David.
elan_einlhander (23:18:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:07): It's awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:18:07): Cheating bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:37): It's a good way to start conversation.
elan_einlhander (23:19:11): I imagine.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:30): So anyway, Lave is a bit apprehensive towards Talkaze on the rare occassions that I see her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:19:36): Did I tell you I think she recognized me? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:19:51): Yeah, she peered at you or whatever.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:19): Yeah, because I bowed as soon as I entered the room, like Dahkuri used to do.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:30): Frickin 12 people in the room, and she gives me the evil eye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:34): I was like, *whistle*
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:42): And accidentally made my last name Teppoo.
elan_einlhander (23:20:46): Way to go, David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:46): WHAT?
elan_einlhander (23:20:52): I'm talking about you, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:20:58): I shoulda put that in quotes.
elan_einlhander (23:21:08): "And accidentally made my last name Teppoo."
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:09): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:14): No David, I did not make MY last name Teppoo, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:16): Dream on.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:25): Elan Teppoo.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:41): Elan Einlhander-Teppoo.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:43): Doesn't even flow right.
elan_einlhander (23:21:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:54): Teppoo-Lhander.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:54): Lave Ignazio.
elan_einlhander (23:22:00): Mexican bastard.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:08): It's Italian, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:22:15): It's Mexican.
elan_einlhander (23:22:16): I would know.
elan_einlhander (23:22:19): Afterall.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:31): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:33): No questioning that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:57): The idea for Lave came from the Fou-Lu and Iggy RP.
elan_einlhander (23:23:06): Or from that Italian bread.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:09): Lave is supposed to be their son, although I tweaked it to make it workable.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:10): Rofl.l
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:14): I didn't even think of that.
elan_einlhander (23:23:21): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:30): Italian bread?
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:30): Italian bread?
vencabot_teppoo (23:23:41): Good times.
elan_einlhander (23:23:45): Very.
elan_einlhander (23:24:34): Lol, get hype Ad-aware.
elan_einlhander (23:24:41): With your 70 critical objects.
vencabot_teppoo (23:24:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:27:35): 120.
elan_einlhander (23:27:43): And climbing, very rapidly.
elan_einlhander (23:27:47): 150
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:59): Wow.
elan_einlhander (23:28:04): And I scanned two days ago, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:28:55): You've got school tomorrow. :(
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:03): I know. |:o(
elan_einlhander (23:29:11): Two more months.
elan_einlhander (23:29:12): If even.
elan_einlhander (23:29:19): HANG IN THERE BABY.
elan_einlhander (23:29:29): Jesus is so totally with you.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:51): They need a Mentos commercial starring Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:13): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:30:29): Robot Chicken is a whole five minutes long.
elan_einlhander (23:30:32): Like, literally.
elan_einlhander (23:30:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:30:44): How can people even get the funding for that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:41): That show is somewhat funny, but too short.
elan_einlhander (23:31:56): Yeah, like I said, five minutes.
elan_einlhander (23:31:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:02): And not funny eough to merit five minutes
elan_einlhander (23:35:58): .Grand total of 205.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:05): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:09): John's had 800.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:36:14): Holy shit, dude.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:17): Yes, stop and think about that.
elan_einlhander (23:36:19): That's astronomical.
elan_einlhander (23:36:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:25): Think about the degree of PORNITUDE he must've worked up.
elan_einlhander (23:36:30): No kidding.
elan_einlhander (23:36:32): Damn
elan_einlhander (23:36:33): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:36:35): I feel better, now
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:41:15): Highlandra is so stupid sometimes.
elan_einlhander (23:41:23): She's still dead-set that she wants zombies.
elan_einlhander (23:41:30): lol, dead-set.
elan_einlhander (23:41:32): I crack me up.
elan_einlhander (23:41:55): We're out in the park in the middle of the night: "God I wish zombies were real."
elan_einlhander (23:42:01): No you FUCKING DON'T.
elan_einlhander (23:42:10): Lol, it's like the perfect example of kids being brain-washed by video games.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:37): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:39): Jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:45): That's bad luck, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:42:55): I'm slightly creeped out when I walk through cemetaries at night. *does*
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:06): Last thing I need is someone there with me saying, "Man, I wish zombies were real."
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:16): "SHUT THE FUCK UP! Don't JINX us!"
elan_einlhander (23:43:19): Seriously, I mean we're out in the middle of the night, too.
elan_einlhander (23:43:40): I say you don't, and she goes "Yeah I doooooo, and give me a magnum with INFINITE AMMO."
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:47): So stupid. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:51): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:56): She's just trying to get into yer pants.
elan_einlhander (23:43:58): I'd still tap it, though.
elan_einlhander (23:43:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:02): She's like, "Doug likes video games!"
elan_einlhander (23:44:03): Good timing.
elan_einlhander (23:44:27): Yeah, she keeps talking about how no other girls like video games, and I don't have the heart to tell her she's just like those other wannabe game girls.
elan_einlhander (23:44:33): Who have God-awful taste in games.
elan_einlhander (23:44:34): They all do.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:41): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:46): I've...
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:48): Never.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:50): Ever been compelled.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:01): To believe that there is a girl who appeciates video games as much as even the AVERAGE male.
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:09): Not even SLIGHTLY compelled.
elan_einlhander (23:47:11): Even the males like Colwyn.
elan_einlhander (23:47:17): Who just play like shooters and sports games.
elan_einlhander (23:47:17): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:47:32): When a girl talks about a SWEET game, I find myself going "I've never even HEARD of that game."
elan_einlhander (23:47:47): And for ME to not have even HEARD of a game is just weirdl
elan_einlhander (23:47:49): weird*
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:49:03): And watching her play Fable, lol, which she talked about constantly.
elan_einlhander (23:49:12): Me just thinking man this game looks lame.
elan_einlhander (23:49:23): But I'm too nice to point it out. -_-
elan_einlhander (23:49:37): NOOOOOOO
elan_einlhander (23:49:43): Other chick is asking me about religion.
elan_einlhander (23:49:44): GAH
elan_einlhander (23:50:01): Kodora : Why is religion such a big deal?
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:09): Idiot.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:23): I swear. Even ATHIESTS know why religion is such a big deal.
elan_einlhander (23:51:09): Because... SO many people are into it, it's not like they all have one big reason.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:43): (Religion) David the Guide: "I... The reason..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:55): (Religion) David the Guide: "That question is..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:09): (Religion) David the Guide: "...Maybe you should go find another game to play."
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:52:20): Rofl, that's always the last thing David the Guide says.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:22): (Religion) David the Guide: "Just don't ask anyore questions."
elan_einlhander (23:52:35): I told her it's no more of a big deal than a game interest, really.
elan_einlhander (23:52:39): Which I feel is a genius compariosn.
elan_einlhander (23:52:42): comparison*
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:03): I'd compare it to a system of government.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:11): People feel that they need it to have a society.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:23): People have no reasons for order.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:26): ~shrugs~
elan_einlhander (23:53:39): I meant more like, how big of a deal it could be considered.
elan_einlhander (23:53:44): Not what people need it for, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:48): I'm not evening GOING there.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:58): Evening.
elan_einlhander (23:54:01): ...
elan_einlhander (23:54:02): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:54:03): Even*
elan_einlhander (23:54:04): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:54:09): I didn't EVEN notice.
elan_einlhander (23:56:09): Religion makes me queasy. -_-
elan_einlhander (23:56:31): Because I swear everyone that has any sort of religious devotion is a complete hypcorite and idiot abou tit.
elan_einlhander (23:56:34): about it*
elan_einlhander (23:56:38): 99.99999999999999999% of them.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:01): Yap.
elan_einlhander (23:57:10): Kodora : Someone once said that if you don't believe in a god, then why is there a reason to be good?
elan_einlhander (23:57:14): AH, MY HEAD IS EXPLODING
elan_einlhander (23:57:15): AHHHHHHHHh
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:42): Just ignore her, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:51): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:52): Stupid bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:58): God, bitches. I swear.
elan_einlhander (23:58:09): I will based on her response to this:
elan_einlhander (23:58:11): elan_einlhander: For yourself. elan_einlhander: That's the ONLY reason you should be good, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:20): If she agrees, we're gravy.
elan_einlhander (23:58:25): If she hesitates, finger up the ass.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:34): But maybe she'll agree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:42): And then follow it up with something equally stupid and hypocritcal.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:44): Which is my theory.,
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:47): Watch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:49): I would not be at all surprise.
elan_einlhander (23:58:53): Because that's how it always goes, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:59): I know you're right, I really do.
elan_einlhander (23:59:28): *looks up at the sword on his wall*
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:47): I'd call it "Bitch-Killer."
elan_einlhander (23:59:55): I could easily carve it in the hilt.
elan_einlhander (23:59:57): Er
elan_einlhander (23:59:58): Scabbard.

4-11-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:10): In crazy gothic letters, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:59): Whee.
elan_einlhander (0:02:01): Whew*
elan_einlhander (0:02:15): She gave a half-reasonable answer.
elan_einlhander (0:02:20): So let's hope for that follow-up.
elan_einlhander (0:02:21): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:28): Was it, "I'm gonna shut my bitch-ass mouth?"
elan_einlhander (0:02:40): Not quite, David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:03): "Before VT appears in a puff of smoke of hair and closed it for me with his mighty Halfling cockis?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:20): ~fully aware of how incoherent that was~
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:03:42): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:04:01): And then she goes "Wait... who the hell is VT?"
elan_einlhander (0:04:23): There's a giant welt or something on my right ass-cheek.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:30): Nice.
elan_einlhander (0:04:35): Hurts like a bitch
elan_einlhander (0:04:37): That I did last night
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:51): Maybe you should have Kodora kiss the booboo to make it go awayh.
elan_einlhander (0:05:02): Yessir.
elan_einlhander (0:05:11): And then nibble on my dick?
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:18): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:23): Sounds like a plan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:32): (Newbie): Kalitis says, "What can you do with pixie corpses."
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:46): (Newbie): Szordan says, "You can turn them in to the imp lord."
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:57): (Newbie): Kalitis says, "Does the imp lord try to kill you."
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:07): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "..."
elan_einlhander (0:08:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:26): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "Why... he's a que-... I..."
elan_einlhander (0:08:37): Just go play another game.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:40): (Newbie): Romeo the Guide says, "No, he doesn't."
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:49): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "Yeah, that."
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:53): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:09:58): Don't worry about it is a pretty basic response.
elan_einlhander (0:10:05): And it's pretty obvious what it means.
elan_einlhander (0:10:09): Why must people question it?
elan_einlhander (0:10:18): If I say don't worry about it, or no use worrying about it.
elan_einlhander (0:10:22): DON'T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:14): (Newbie): Kalitis says, "How much do u get for fish."
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:23): (Newbie): Kalitis says, "Is fishing worth doin."
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:40): (Newbie): David the Guide says, " 'Is fishing worth doin?' "
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:07): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "...'Is fishing worth doin'..."
elan_einlhander (0:12:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:35): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "I can't believe you just asked me if fishing is worth doin."
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:57): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "I've been asked whether or not fishing was worth the time, or worth the effort, or even 'is fishing worth it.'"
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:18): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "But, 'is fishing worth doin'? I don't think I have an answer for that, my friend, except for..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:35): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "Maybe you should... ya know. Go find something else... to do... worth doin."
elan_einlhander (0:13:53): Lol, David would not be a very good Guide.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:00): Nope. A terrible Guide.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:24): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:27): Remember Mormidder?
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:40): Mordimmer, that is.
elan_einlhander (0:14:45): Mormidder... yeah, isn't he the newbie who used too many question marks and spaces? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:52): Yep, lol. Check out his Honours.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:54): Acolyte Mordimmer (Male Dwarf). He is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Chronos, 371 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. He is unranked in Achaea. He is an extremely credible character. He is not known for acts of infamy. He is a Villager in Shallam. He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might. He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers. His warcry: 'For the glorry od Dwarfes !!!'
elan_einlhander (0:15:11): Oh God.
elan_einlhander (0:15:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:15:13): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:15): "For the glorry od Dwarfes !!!"
elan_einlhander (0:15:35): And Doug is STUMPED.
elan_einlhander (0:15:37): Kodora : How can you be peace? elan_einlhander: Do you mean AT peace? Kodora : No. elan_einlhander: How you can... you BE peace..? elan_einlhander: I don't understand the question, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:46): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:15:50): What the fuck?
elan_einlhander (0:15:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:16:04): Like a physical embodiment of the concept of peace?
elan_einlhander (0:16:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:09): (Peace): David the Guide says, "..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:12): 'Nuff said.
elan_einlhander (0:16:15): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:32): Now, whenever anyone asks a really stupid question about anything, I'm gonna do that.
elan_einlhander (0:16:41): Quote it in Guide-mode.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:10): (Peace): David the Guide says, "Hang on."
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:27): (Peace): David the Guide says, "Did you just ask me how to be peace?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:37): (Peace): Kodora says, "Yes."
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:47): (Peace): David the Guide says, "...Well..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:02): (Peace): David the Guide says, "Maybe you should go work on a.... jiggsaw puzzle."
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:21): (Peace): David the Guide says, "And never... ever... say anything that is on your mind... ever."
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:30): (Peace): David the Guide, "Ever again."
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:47): elan_einlhander: I don't understand the question, lol. Kodora : *shrugs* Just chalk it up there with my odd questions. elan_einlhander: No, please expand on it. Kodora : I'm not sure how. Kodora : That's pretty much just what I have.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:19:02): What
elan_einlhander (0:19:02): the
elan_einlhander (0:19:03): fuck
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:07): Maybe she's high.
elan_einlhander (0:19:10): How do you just blurt out a question like that.
elan_einlhander (0:19:15): And have no idea what you meant by it.
elan_einlhander (0:19:17): Maybe she is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:39): Or maybe she's typing in her sleep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:19:53): Very accurately, just incoherently.
elan_einlhander (0:19:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:52): Reminds me of something I saw on VH1 yesterday, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:13): Green Day show, guy in the audience asks a question when they open the floor for questions.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:32): "Is the Boulevard of Broken Dreams a real place, and if so, where is it?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:42): (Music): David the Guide says, "..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:57): (Music): David the Guide says, "...Just... put on your headphones."
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:07): (Music): David the Guide says, "And walk away, please."
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:03): *guy looks around, and puts his headphones on... stands up*
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:14): *walks away slowly, looking around, wondering what's going on*
elan_einlhander (0:23:29): Kodora : That's pretty much just what I have. elan_einlhander: Okay, I'll ask you. elan_einlhander: How can you be peace? Kodora : Well, I'm not sure how, but I would imagine the first step is figuring out how.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:45): VT is peace.
elan_einlhander (0:23:47): Okay okay
elan_einlhander (0:23:50): So she could give-
elan_einlhander (0:23:50): No
elan_einlhander (0:23:51): Lol
elan_einlhander (0:23:54): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:07): VT is ROCK.
elan_einlhander (0:24:15): VT is the very essence of rock.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:16): Ask her how one can be ROCk.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:57): AH
elan_einlhander (0:25:04): elan_einlhander: Honey, you can't just ask a question that has no meaning behind it.. elan_einlhander: Lol. Kodora : I can't? elan_einlhander: No, lol, I mean something in your head must have spurred it. elan_einlhander: Which means it had some MEANING, or else you wouldn't form the thought to ask me.
elan_einlhander (0:25:16): I can't?
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:23): Or, maybe, it means that her head is full of nothing.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:26): Just... nothing.
elan_einlhander (0:25:29): But cotton candy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:36): Don't tell VT that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:40): He'll get murderous intentions.
elan_einlhander (0:25:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:12): (Sweets): VT says, "Is it possible for someone to have cotton candy in their head? Because... mmm."
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:23): (Sweets): David the Guide says, "...VT... Just..."
elan_einlhander (0:26:26): Rofl, dude.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:37): David just makes up a channel for every topic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:42): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:26:55): Kodora : Well, on beliefnet, they have these meditations. I enjoy doing meditation, helps calm me down. But one talked about being peace. 
elan_einlhander (0:26:58): Beliefnet...
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:06): Beliefnet.
elan_einlhander (0:27:22): Dare I?
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:39): (Beliefnet): Kodora says, "Hey, I was wondering about Meditation #22. How can one BE peace?"
elan_einlhander (0:27:40): I would if my IE weren't so fucked up, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:48): Thank you, David.
elan_einlhander (0:27:52): That's never gonna get old now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:59): (Beliefnet): David the Beliefnet Representative says, "...Kodora... Just..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:08): (Beliefnet): David the Beliefnet Representative says, "Go meditate."
elan_einlhander (0:28:12): elan_einlhander: Ooooookay, well, unless someone tells me how being peace is different from being AT peace, I guess I can't answer that question, as it doesn't make sense. elan_einlhander: Sorry.
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:14): (Beliefnet): David the Beliefnet Representative says, "By yourself."
elan_einlhander (0:28:16): There, Doug gives up, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:28:55): elan_einlhander: Well, be sure to let me know what in the blue blazes of Einlhander's holy spirit he is talking about, then.
elan_einlhander (0:29:01): In response to
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:29:02): Kodora : Well, through inter-library loan, I'm going to be getting the book written by him checked out.
elan_einlhander (0:29:22): Blue blazes of Einlhander's Holy Spirit.
elan_einlhander (0:29:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:29:24): I rock.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:29): I'm gonna start saying that, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:34): Instead of "what the Hell."
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:42): But not instead of "what the fuck."
elan_einlhander (0:29:49): Lol, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:00): witbbehs, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:08): w
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:09): i
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:10): t
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:11): b
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:11): b
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:12): e
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:13): h
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:13): s
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:30:20): I like it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:22): Doesn't come off as well as
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:22): w
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:23): t
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:23): f
elan_einlhander (0:30:41): I already say holy Hell in a hand basket, as you know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:31:24): If she asks me something like that again, I think I'll just answer with: By rocking THAT hard.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:31): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:31:35): Seems appropriate.
elan_einlhander (0:32:17): You know, when summer rolls around.
elan_einlhander (0:32:21): I should get myself kicked out again. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:42): Yep
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:44): Same here.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:57): I intend to do a lot of running off to the woods at night this spring and summer.
elan_einlhander (0:33:59): No, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:04): I meant to go stay with David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:34): Show up at the door, have Dad Hernandez answer and go "Heeeeeeeeeey miiiiiiiiister Hernaaaaaaaaandeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:47): Oh God, not YOU AGAIN. and then comical music starts playing, and credits roll by.
elan_einlhander (0:35:00): With my face frozen as :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:05): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:11): And Dad's as, :O
elan_einlhander (0:35:28): Yup.
elan_einlhander (0:35:36): Kodora : I think he's saying, that to do work that deals with peace, you have to have peace in your heart. But, it's not enough to just be peaceful, you need to walk with each step toward peace. elan_einlhander: Then that's just being at peace. elan_einlhander: Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:35:38): Jesus Christ.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:14): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Your body must emit peace."
elan_einlhander (0:36:15): Kodora : *shrugs* Whatever you say. elan_einlhander: I don't see how it's ANY different.
elan_einlhander (0:36:21): *tears his HAIR out*
elan_einlhander (0:36:26): I hate when all I get is *shrug*
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:27): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "You must vibrate at the frequency of peace."
elan_einlhander (0:36:50): You must eat think and BREATHE peace.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:51): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Tense up your muscles, close your eyes, and just GRRRRR."
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:09): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Shake, shake! Tense up! Vibrate!"
elan_einlhander (0:37:12): You must shit peace.
elan_einlhander (0:37:26): Take a multi-peace vitamin.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:33): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Vibrate at the frequency of peace until your face turns a peaceful purple color."
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:01): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "You must learn how to manipulate peace-wise functions."
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:24): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "You must finally."
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:29): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "FINALLY."
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:37): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Get a peace of the peaceful pie."
elan_einlhander (0:38:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:59): Good times. If only she could hear us.
elan_einlhander (0:39:19): She asked if I was at peace, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:25): I was half-tempted to say "Not anymore, bitch."
elan_einlhander (0:39:37): That would be a great way to go down.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:43): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:33): (Peace): VT the Guide says, "Peace you peace must peace say peace peace peace before peace every peace word."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): VT's advice is priceless.
elan_einlhander (0:40:59): Best there is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:35): And I've been pretty much idling in Achaea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:37): ~goes to play~
elan_einlhander (0:41:59): I'm half-way rooting in MM, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:42:03): Mostly idle.
elan_einlhander (0:42:09): Thank goodness for automatic combat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:35): Lave playing with his lighter in Achaea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:39): Trying to burn the forest down.
elan_einlhander (0:47:08): Lighter? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:30): Tinderbox.
elan_einlhander (0:47:49): Meanwhil
elan_einlhander (0:47:50): e
elan_einlhander (0:47:56): I have cinnamon bun cereal.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:08): Bastard, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:08): I wonder how the invention of cereal went down.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:53): I did a report on it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:54): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:02): But I forget exactly how it went down.
elan_einlhander (0:55:21): Well, think about it, it's made to go with milk, I guess.
elan_einlhander (0:55:26): But it doesn't NEED milk in any way.
elan_einlhander (0:57:03): Lol, I'd swear I'm high when I say shit like that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:09): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:17): TV: "It was long believed that Earth was the center of the universe, but astronomy was starting to disprove that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:35): David: "But isn't the universe believed to be infinite? Who's to say that the Earth ISN'T the center?"
elan_einlhander (0:58:50): Universe and Solar System are different.
elan_einlhander (0:58:51): I believe.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:59): Yep. Lol. I think they fucked up.
elan_einlhander (0:59:02): UH-OH
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:04): And sounded the mess.
elan_einlhander (0:59:08): Get out-smarted by nerds.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:10): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:14): Holla.
elan_einlhander (0:59:16): Who hear little shit like hat.
elan_einlhander (0:59:18): that*
elan_einlhander (0:59:21): Holla at ya boi.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:35): |:D
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:40): BD
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:00:16): Hm, MM just froze hard-core.
elan_einlhander (1:00:19): :(
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:20): Aw man.
elan_einlhander (1:00:21): Wait there it goes.
elan_einlhander (1:00:22): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:00:29): Oh shit, earthquake.
elan_einlhander (1:00:31): Not good in PG.
elan_einlhander (1:00:57): Makes you drop floors.
elan_einlhander (1:01:07): And there's a buff-ass Archon outlaw patrolling around.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:26): No dount just waiting for some poor fool like me to drop into the CPK RIGHT under me.
elan_einlhander (1:01:57): doubt*
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:22): Lave can walk on water, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:39): So can Elan.
elan_einlhander (1:04:42): *points at his dick*
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:43): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:47): So booyah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:26): I bought those steel-toed boots because they looked cool, even though they were darn expesive. Turns out, they allow me to walk on water.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:32): So, crunkitude.
elan_einlhander (1:05:44): Steel-toed boots that let you walk on water.
elan_einlhander (1:05:45): Get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:58): Most water-walking boots are extremely gay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:00): Slippers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:03): Knee-high boots.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:06): White boots.
elan_einlhander (1:06:09): makes sense.
elan_einlhander (1:06:11): Light stuff.
elan_einlhander (1:06:12): But not STEEL
elan_einlhander (1:06:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:15): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:29): Isune was kicked out of her OTHER Guild, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:16:39): Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:42): She was kicked out of the Jesters, then the Shamans, then I guess the Druids, and now she's a Runewarden.
elan_einlhander (1:16:45): Maybe she seriously went ntus all of a sudden.
elan_einlhander (1:16:52): went nuts*
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:11): That's awesome. Makes me feel better about writing her off as a nutcase.
elan_einlhander (1:17:20): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (1:56:07): "Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy-"
elan_einlhander (1:56:08): "DOUG!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:54): Why did I say pussy so much?
elan_einlhander (1:56:54): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:12): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (2:33:44): I need a sandwhich-o-tron.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:50): So do I.
vencabot_teppoo (2:33:55): Maybe I'll make a hot-dog.
elan_einlhander (2:34:00): Mmm
elan_einlhander (2:34:06): We have like eight billion hot dogs.
elan_einlhander (2:34:09): But no one ever buys buns.
elan_einlhander (2:34:11): Just hot dogs.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:13): We have no ketchup.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:15): Nor mustard.
elan_einlhander (2:34:30): Gayxor.
elan_einlhander (2:34:34): I'll buy you mustard tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (2:34:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:40): And keep it here.
elan_einlhander (2:34:41): <3
vencabot_teppoo (2:34:48): You can mail it to me.
elan_einlhander (2:34:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:34:55): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (2:35:02): "Hey buckaroo, looks like you've got some mail.."
elan_einlhander (2:35:13): *David opens the ENVELOPE that is bulging.*
elan_einlhander (2:35:20): "Hm, mustard, this is PERFECT."
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:52): Sticky with mustard.
elan_einlhander (2:36:00): And love.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:08): <3
elan_einlhander (2:36:10): <3
elan_einlhander (2:37:34): My God.
elan_einlhander (2:37:52): I wonder if I can REALLY handle my own place.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:59): Why? Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:26): I'm looking around my room now, and it's pretty messy.
elan_einlhander (2:38:36): But Dave picks it up a lot, and Kim goes through here at times.
elan_einlhander (2:38:39): And this is just ONE room.
elan_einlhander (2:38:44): Not like a whole house, of laziness.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:06): I don't like to cook, so there would be a lot of instant food, sandwhich stuff, soups, cereals.
elan_einlhander (2:39:09): Meaning lots of trash, lol
elan_einlhander (2:41:20): It's.. weird talking to a blind MM user, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:41:41): Especially when they're somewhat new, and I like to correct my typing errors.
elan_einlhander (2:41:54): Like, how would they get "Expalain it to me, the."
elan_einlhander (2:41:56): "Then*"
elan_einlhander (2:42:10): Computer: "T-H-E-N-ASTERIK"
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:15): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:44:08): I should talk to Highlander.
vencabot_teppoo (2:48:07): Why?
elan_einlhander (2:48:38): Haven't spoken to him since we got dicked, and I've hung out with his girl alone twice since then.
elan_einlhander (2:48:45): So I think we should chit-chat, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:03): Ah.
elan_einlhander (3:19:46): It is time.
vencabot_teppoo (3:19:50): Peace.
elan_einlhander (3:19:56): Peace.

4-12-05


vencabot_teppoo (1:36:57): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (1:38:17): Lol, be with you in a sec.
elan_einlhander (1:40:20): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (1:40:35): Sory, was enjoying some late-night secretive DDR'ing.
elan_einlhander (1:40:37): Not with a pad, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:41): Controller.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:40:46): *gets all defensive*
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:15): They're having a credit's sale until the end of April. *twitch*
elan_einlhander (1:41:29): Credits... sale.
elan_einlhander (1:41:31): For like, a show?
elan_einlhander (1:41:32): o_O
elan_einlhander (1:41:33): OH
elan_einlhander (1:41:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:41:36): You mean Achaea.
elan_einlhander (1:41:40): Don't buy credits you tard, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:41:49): You won't even keep the damn char.
elan_einlhander (1:43:23): Nice punctuation on my part.
elan_einlhander (1:43:29): Don't buy credits, you 'tard.
elan_einlhander (1:43:30): There we go.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:44:21): Seriously, though, you should save that money for something more... constructive.
elan_einlhander (1:44:26): 'Specially with the school year ending.
elan_einlhander (1:45:35): So what brings you up at this ungodly hour?
elan_einlhander (1:45:40): Come to watch me play DDR? :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:45): I slept all day, because I stayed up all night.
elan_einlhander (1:45:50): Way to go.
elan_einlhander (1:45:56): So now you're up all night again.
elan_einlhander (1:45:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:46:07): I felt fabulous after work.
elan_einlhander (1:46:12): Even though I stayed late.
elan_einlhander (1:46:16): I did EVERYTHING.
elan_einlhander (1:46:24): And timed it so well that my ride was pulling up as I finished the job.
elan_einlhander (1:46:30): And seriously, nothing feels better than a job well done.
elan_einlhander (1:46:34): Even if no one gives a shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:40): My dad is the classic example of a pig.
elan_einlhander (1:49:55): Hm?
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:00): He brings home 16 chicken nuggets, 8 for john, 8 for me. Finds I'm asleep, so eats all of my chicken nuggets.
elan_einlhander (1:50:11): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:13): Then, not satisfied, he eats ~6~ pork-chops.
elan_einlhander (1:50:18): Jesus, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:50:27): So when I wake up an HOUR and a half later, there is NO food left in the house.
elan_einlhander (1:50:51): That sucks, you should seriously move in here, we have more food than we can get rid of.
elan_einlhander (1:51:11): My grandfather has a money spending addiction.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:43): Isune's in a NEW GUILD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:44): AGAIN.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:51:53): He sold more stocks today, 'cause he went bankrupt all of a sudden, lol
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:08): Lol. Go surprise. ~no idea what that even means~
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:28): I guess it's a mix of "go figure" and "big surprise."
elan_einlhander (1:52:41): Man I can't wait 'till you're out of school.
elan_einlhander (1:52:50): 'Cause I'm gonna drag your ass out of that house as often as I can.
elan_einlhander (1:52:56): And party in my basement, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:00): How? You don't live around here, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:53:04): Basements are ideal nerd dens.
elan_einlhander (1:53:07): With a car, that's how.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:13): Dun nuh nuh.
elan_einlhander (1:53:13): I can do it, just watch me.
elan_einlhander (1:53:43): Maybe I'll PERSUADE Highlandra to start taking me to your house.
elan_einlhander (1:55:02): Oh, Colwyn found a potential Tactics rom, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:55:05): Like the sly bastard he is.
elan_einlhander (1:55:10): I hope it's the real deal.
vencabot_teppoo (1:55:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:55:14): Been downloading it for like five hours.
elan_einlhander (1:55:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:02): It's like a 200 MB rar file.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:11): Rar? Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:56:20): Being downloaded SLOWY at about 1-5 kb/s
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:22): I've never heard of any rar files except for the ones I make.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:56:33): Winrar screwed me up.
elan_einlhander (1:56:38): So I hope I can open this thing okay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:56:45): Screwed you up?
elan_einlhander (1:56:52): I just don't think I knew how to use it right.
elan_einlhander (1:57:09): So if I have trouble, I'm sure you can walk me through it.
elan_einlhander (1:57:17): Though I still have to get that emulator plug-in shit from you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:50): Oh, you didn't?
elan_einlhander (1:58:01): No, remember the download got halted?
elan_einlhander (1:58:04): While you were idle.
elan_einlhander (1:58:10): And you said aw mayne.
elan_einlhander (1:58:11): Or something
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:23): Ah.
elan_einlhander (1:58:56): "Wow, you look thirsty... chips?"
elan_einlhander (1:59:09): *free sample lady holds out a cup of tortilla chips to me*
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:14): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:59:25): "If I were THIRSTY why would I want- well actually now that you mention it, yes." *takes chips*
elan_einlhander (2:15:23): So what's up in Achaea?
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:13): Bashing.
elan_einlhander (2:18:07): What level are you, now?
vencabot_teppoo (2:18:21): 52.
elan_einlhander (2:18:30): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (2:18:46): I'll give DDR this much, it's fantastic for aimlessly passing time while online.
elan_einlhander (2:18:54): Since each stage is only like a minute and a half long, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:19:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:22:23): Holy shit, I got an A.
elan_einlhander (2:22:25): I feel so happy.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:17): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:23:24): Doug you ol' DDR addict.
elan_einlhander (2:26:59): Chick on MM keeps trying to get me to play SC with her.
elan_einlhander (2:27:10): But she's been playing for like... years.
elan_einlhander (2:27:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:27:25): And as we've seen, I'm basically a novice.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:15): Dad comes into my room, and says, "I'm gonna take one of your cookies. I'm on a diet."
elan_einlhander (2:31:27): No, no he didn't.
elan_einlhander (2:31:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:31:32): Because that's too rich.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:36): Yes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:42): After telling me how he ate MY food already.
elan_einlhander (2:31:45): Surely there was more.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:45): And all of the food in the house.
elan_einlhander (2:31:48): To what he said.
vencabot_teppoo (2:31:50): Nope.
elan_einlhander (2:31:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:32:02): I'm sure you're pissed, but that's funny.
elan_einlhander (2:33:21): Oh, I have another hard-to-believe story.
elan_einlhander (2:33:37): Guy at worked got fired.
elan_einlhander (2:33:50): For punching in, DRIVING HOME, coming back two hours later to PUNCH OUT FOR BREAK.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:59): And then he comes back in for two more cookies.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:06): You ate my NUGGETS, leave my cookies ALONE.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:51): I didn't believe Steve, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:53): When he told me.
elan_einlhander (2:38:04): "No, no way, he didn't, no one would ever REALLY do that."
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:08): So I have to give the kids points for that.
elan_einlhander (2:38:12): For doing something like THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:24): What fucktards.
elan_einlhander (2:39:23): Wow.
elan_einlhander (2:39:29): I haven't talked to this guy in AGES.
elan_einlhander (2:39:32): o8MagnuM8o: doug ElanEinlhander: That's me. o8MagnuM8o: we dropped out o8MagnuM8o: what the hell are we gonna do now ElanEinlhander: Lol, well ~I~ am gonna keep working and hopefully get a place in the summer. ElanEinlhander: What are YOU gonna do? ElanEinlhander: I'm still a genius. ElanEinlhander: What have you got? ElanEinlhander: Lol
elan_einlhander (2:39:36): Cory Olivo.
elan_einlhander (2:39:39): He dropped out, apparently.
elan_einlhander (2:39:39): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:58): He's an IDIOT, but surprisingly enoug, he answered me with "a will to survive"
elan_einlhander (2:40:00): So mad props there.
vencabot_teppoo (2:40:08): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:40:23): He'll be an okay drop-out, if he said that.
elan_einlhander (2:40:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:49:48): People love Lave.
elan_einlhander (2:49:57): I even love Lave.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:02:27): Lol, three hours later and my download is 35% donre.
elan_einlhander (3:02:28): done*
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:39): Weird.
elan_einlhander (3:09:59): Know what I hate.
elan_einlhander (3:10:05): People that say 'arse.'
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:15): British people say arse, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:19): Not British people.
elan_einlhander (3:10:22): I mean American people.
elan_einlhander (3:10:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:10:34): I hate American people who say 'arse.'
elan_einlhander (3:10:35): There.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:13:03): One of Doug's inexplicable pet peeves.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:10): We all have 'em.
elan_einlhander (3:22:42): Why can't I stop playing...
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:55): I keep saying I'm going to bed after the next game, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:56): Exactly why I'll never play DDR. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:29:41): I said that too.
elan_einlhander (3:29:43): Dun nuh nuh.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:23): Lol. What are you insinuating, Doug?!
elan_einlhander (3:31:18): I think you know damn WELL what I am insinuating
elan_einlhander (3:31:20): .
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:58): Some guy named Darntosk is harassing me in Achaea, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:12): Apparently, he has something against Isune, and keeps asking me FBI questions.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:21): And whenever I try to ask him anything back, he just ignores me. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:35:22): Get hype.
elan_einlhander (3:35:26): Gotta love MUD drama.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:31): Yeah, lol. Weird.
elan_einlhander (3:36:03): MUST STOP PLAYING THIS GOD DAMN GAME.
elan_einlhander (3:40:38): Doug's little brother is gonna wake up in the morning, and look over to see Doug sitting in the chair, mindlessly tapping away at his controller, never blinking.
elan_einlhander (3:40:45): Having evolved into a DDR legend overnight.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:48): Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:40:58): And David will just shake his head and sigh, pitying me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:04): Yep. Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:44:02): I managed to turn the game off.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:20): Oop, back on again.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:25): -Doug
elan_einlhander (3:44:29): And now a WAVE of exhaustion has crashed into me like a sall Japanese village.
elan_einlhander (3:44:36): Rofl, "Oop, back on again"
elan_einlhander (3:44:38): Doug's last words.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:42): Yep.
elan_einlhander (3:44:42): small*
elan_einlhander (3:44:48): Best last words, ever.
elan_einlhander (3:45:02): I wish I would have thought of it first.
elan_einlhander (3:45:07): So I could say it and immediately log off.
elan_einlhander (3:45:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:18): Lol. Go to bed, Doug.
elan_einlhander (3:45:21): I am.
elan_einlhander (3:45:25): Peace out nigga.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:25): Peace.

4-13-05


elan_einlhander (3:05:13): I freakin' knew you'd log on.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:42): Jessus, Doug.
elan_einlhander (3:06:55): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:07:12): Why did you EVEN bother getting up? LOl.
elan_einlhander (3:07:16): Why not just stay in bed until six.
elan_einlhander (3:07:19): And attack the day.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:29): Because I wanted to get two levels in Achaea tonight.
elan_einlhander (3:07:33): I KNOW you're not like me, I know you can-
elan_einlhander (3:07:35): Wow, David.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:44): yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:07:53): To think, you always preached to me how important sleep was.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:10): :o(
elan_einlhander (3:08:24): I'm not really in a good mood, so I wouldn't bother.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:43): Why the bad mood?
elan_einlhander (3:08:49): Talking to a dumb bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:58): Frickin bitches.
elan_einlhander (3:08:58): Who is all bi-polar and shit.
elan_einlhander (3:09:07): And I don't even know if I'm using that right.
elan_einlhander (3:09:18): We'll be talking about something serious,. that involves her.
elan_einlhander (3:09:30): And she'll get all negative and depressive about it and I'm just like UGH
elan_einlhander (3:09:48): So instead of disagreeing with her, about how I don't want her to shut up, and I'd rather hear her feelings.
elan_einlhander (3:09:51): I got sarcastic on her ass.
elan_einlhander (3:09:54): So now we're not talking.
elan_einlhander (3:10:22): I'm sick of "But no one cares, I suck, I'll quit bitchin' now." and me going "No no, I'd rather you be open with me, you know I care."
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:29): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (3:10:32): So how about "I seriously wanted you to shut up, thanks."
elan_einlhander (3:10:42): I KNOW you've said that to depressive girls, too.
elan_einlhander (3:10:47): Since you're my fucking clone with women.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:33): Yep. Girls like, "Well, it's not important. I'm not worth it. :o("
elan_einlhander (3:11:48): Yeah, and you try to be all supportive, but it doesn't do anything, they just act the same way next time.
elan_einlhander (3:12:06): 'Cause life is SO BAD :(
elan_einlhander (3:12:10): SOOOOOOOO BAD
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:24): God, it's cold.
elan_einlhander (3:13:40): It got strangely chilly once the sun went down.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:56): Yep, and since it's Spring, the heater is, of course, turned off.
elan_einlhander (3:14:05): Well you wouldn't want it on.
elan_einlhander (3:14:15): Since I'm sure the temp would jump to like eighty at noon tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (3:14:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:14:19): And your house would be an oven.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:24): If SOME fucktard wasn't obsessed with gaining two levels in Achaea, he'd be in bed.
elan_einlhander (3:14:26): Get a blanket, pussy.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:31): Isn't that RIGHT, David. |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:14:51): Man, I was in a fine mood until about twenty minutes ago.
elan_einlhander (3:14:53): That's just gay.
elan_einlhander (3:15:02): I was even dead-tired.
elan_einlhander (3:15:05): Now I'm wide awake.
elan_einlhander (3:15:13): Wide awake, hating bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:16): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:32): If only there was some bitch-hating website where you could post all about it.
elan_einlhander (3:15:45): I'd make one, but then I'd just get more stupid bitch antics.
elan_einlhander (3:15:46): And David
elan_einlhander (3:15:53): I might just go crazy and kill them all.
elan_einlhander (3:16:26): What's funny is, I've had an on and off affair with this chick for like two years, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:26): I was in a weird state of mind today, lol. I forced myself into hypnosis in class and was dreaming while awake.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:32): What chick?
elan_einlhander (3:16:34): Seraphin.
elan_einlhander (3:16:35): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:38): Ah.
elan_einlhander (3:16:44): *shoves his middle ifnger up his ass*
elan_einlhander (3:16:47): finger*
elan_einlhander (3:16:49): *since it'll help*
elan_einlhander (3:17:06): I'm so tempted to put up some HUGELY negative and sarcastic away message.
elan_einlhander (3:17:10): Since she's a clannie, she'd see it.
elan_einlhander (3:17:20): And maybe she'd feel really stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:21): The David Complex, if you will.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:26): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:29): The hugely negative away message, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:17:35): But I'm Guiding.
elan_einlhander (3:17:44): So I don't need a novice seeing that when they send me a tell.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:53): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:20): I kinda wanna blurt out "Yah know, I was sixteen when we meant."
elan_einlhander (3:18:27): Since she's always complaining about kids.
elan_einlhander (3:18:34): About how they're all by default childish and losers.
elan_einlhander (3:18:42): But little does she realize I was a kid, and still pretty much am.
elan_einlhander (3:19:00): But Doug is so awesome that no one can figure out his real age.
elan_einlhander (3:19:04): Not even remotely.
elan_einlhander (3:19:07): They all thought I was 40.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:12): ~shivering under his blankets~ :o(
elan_einlhander (3:20:45): Oh, by the way.
elan_einlhander (3:20:53): I got a Tactics rom, and a plug-in for my emulator.
elan_einlhander (3:21:02): But... the emulator only takes .zip and .exe roms.
elan_einlhander (3:21:10): So I tried extracting the .rar and then zipping it.
elan_einlhander (3:21:19): But when I tried to run it, it said some demo thing was missing.
elan_einlhander (3:21:37): So I dunno if that's the emulator, or the rom.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:47): Weird.
elan_einlhander (3:21:48): Can only assume it's the rom, and not to mention I don't really know shit about zipping.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:23): ZSNES was so simple.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:34): So was my HappyBoy, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:22:34): ZSNES is freaking perfect.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:40): And so was that NES emulator.
elan_einlhander (3:22:44): It's the best emulator I've ever ran.
elan_einlhander (3:22:46): Nesticle? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:52): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:22:53): *the NES rom he had*
elan_einlhander (3:22:55): Er
elan_einlhander (3:22:56): Emulator*
elan_einlhander (3:23:37): All right, when I try to run the rom I get * ESPX: DEMO .pll not found.
elan_einlhander (3:23:44): Any idea what that might mean?
vencabot_teppoo (3:23:53): Nope. Just that it's missing a file.
elan_einlhander (3:24:05): I hate this emulator, how is it so popular.
elan_einlhander (3:24:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:24): It REALLY shouldn't be THAT MUCH different to make a SNES and PSX emulator.
elan_einlhander (3:24:43): If I can run StarCraft, I can run basic PSX games.
elan_einlhander (3:24:46): I know damn well I can.
elan_einlhander (3:26:07): And the .rar is way too big to try and send to you to try on yours.
elan_einlhander (3:26:14): I just want Tactics, lol
elan_einlhander (3:26:16): Is that so much?
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:29): You could always get TACTICS ADVANCE!!!!!
elan_einlhander (3:26:33): I did, actually.
elan_einlhander (3:26:34): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:26:59): I downloaded Visual Boy Advance.
elan_einlhander (3:27:30): It's actually a pretty good emulator
elan_einlhander (3:27:39): I got FFTA, that new Zelda game, and Kirby.
elan_einlhander (3:27:42): To check 'em out.
vencabot_teppoo (3:28:08): Stealing is awesome.
elan_einlhander (3:28:33): I don't see how this all could ever be constituted as stealing, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:28:40): Maybe copyright infrigment.
elan_einlhander (3:28:44): But not on my part.
vencabot_teppoo (3:29:09): Well, whenever you download something, you make a copy.
elan_einlhander (3:29:22): I have no good reason to emulate GBA games really, just wanna try them.
elan_einlhander (3:29:26): It's a portable system, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:29:28): I want it on the go.
elan_einlhander (3:29:32): Yeah, you make a copy.
elan_einlhander (3:29:34): Whoopdy-shit.
elan_einlhander (3:29:58): What I'm curious about, and Colwyn was too.
elan_einlhander (3:30:02): is how they get SNES games and such.
elan_einlhander (3:30:11): Like, the data to make the ROM, since the games are cartridges.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:38): They used a reader from an SNES and attached it to a computer.
elan_einlhander (3:30:45): Reader?
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:55): The hardware of the system that interprets the game data.
elan_einlhander (3:31:15): Hmm, so the game goes into it.. and the computer at the same time
elan_einlhander (3:31:15): ?
elan_einlhander (3:31:34): *technology fetish, gets off on how advance we are sometimes, even in the past*
elan_einlhander (3:31:39): advanced*
vencabot_teppoo (3:31:57): They basically made an SNES into a Cartridge Drive.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:02): Like a CD drive, or a floppy drive.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:11): It reads the data from the cartridge and puts it on a drive on the computer.
elan_einlhander (3:32:18): I never would have guessed that, awesome.
elan_einlhander (3:32:30): Stealing IS awesome, in that case.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:23): "Rainman Wildfang, Wandering Traveller"
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:28): 'Nuff said.
vencabot_teppoo (3:33:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:33:42): Wandering Traveller.
elan_einlhander (3:33:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:33:50): Not a traveller, or just a wander.
elan_einlhander (3:33:56): But he's a Traveller who.. wanders.
elan_einlhander (3:34:15): "Doug that wasn't EVEN the joke."
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:38): I want to gain two levels tonight so that I can say I was level 55 when my char turned 19.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:44): So now it's a race against the clock.
elan_einlhander (3:34:54): Then I guess I'll shut the fuck up.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:59): No, it's cool.
elan_einlhander (3:36:26): I'm kinda considering not reformatting now, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:36:34): My problem doesn't seem as bad anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:43): How so?
elan_einlhander (3:36:58): Like, I've been online a lot, and haven't been barraged with pop-ups really.
elan_einlhander (3:37:00): I got like three.
elan_einlhander (3:37:13): And when I ran Ad-aware, I only had 11 things wrong, and I did it just now and had zero.
elan_einlhander (3:37:26): So if I could get something to block the pop-ups I still get, I'd pry be gravy.
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:32): Weird. I wonder if it got betterer.
elan_einlhander (3:37:45): I wouldn't be surprised, but I know it's not totally fixed or anything.
elan_einlhander (3:37:52): I want one hell of a pop-up blocker, then I'll feel good.
elan_einlhander (3:38:02): But not one that's paranoid like fucking Windows Service Pack 2.
elan_einlhander (3:38:08): Which the repair guy wanted me to get.
elan_einlhander (3:38:13): And I gave him the finger over the phone.
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:38:29): My dad told me to, too.
elan_einlhander (3:38:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:38:38): "You got Service Pack 2, right??"
elan_einlhander (3:38:46): "I trashed that crap, dad."
elan_einlhander (3:38:52): "you should really get it back kiddo."
elan_einlhander (3:39:17): *checking out the Gatorade Sports Science Institute*
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:23): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:35): Let it go, Doug.
elan_einlhander (3:39:43): Fuck that, I'm figuring this out once and for all.
elan_einlhander (3:40:09): Aw, their link doesn't work.
elan_einlhander (3:40:34): Gatorade research, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:40:46): It's hard to take anything scientific seriously when it's got the word "Gatorade" in it.
elan_einlhander (3:41:19): A: Water is a good thirst quencher, but not a good rehydrator. That's because water turns off thirst prematurely and turns on the kidneys.
vencabot_teppoo (3:41:32): lol
elan_einlhander (3:42:09): AHA
elan_einlhander (3:42:16): IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS, I KNEEEEEEEW IT
elan_einlhander (3:42:45): It doesn't really hydrate you MORE, it makes you LESS THIRSTY
elan_einlhander (3:42:47): So you can DRINK MORE
elan_einlhander (3:42:52): Wait
elan_einlhander (3:42:53): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:42:58): It makes you less thirsty slower.
elan_einlhander (3:43:03): If that makes sense.
elan_einlhander (3:43:59): You have to work harder for Gatorade to take a more drastic effect.
elan_einlhander (3:44:02): Clever bastards;
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:21): Yeah, level 54.
elan_einlhander (3:48:30): Go go go.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:57): By the way, I read every message you send. I have my windows laid out so my MUD takes up half of the screen, and this IM takes up the other half.
elan_einlhander (3:49:07): I do that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:08): So when I don't respond, it's because I'm in the heat of combat, but I do read it, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:49:27): I know, Achaea's combat is less automated, so if you're gonna be constant leveling I'm sure you kinda need to be doing something.
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:51): Every time I make a character in Achaea, I get a little better at fighting.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:14): Now I've made it so that there's a trigger that highlights "You have recovered balance of all limbs" in bright, bright red.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:25): And a trigger that highlights "you may drink another health elixer" in bright bright blue.
elan_einlhander (3:50:29): I do that with spell effects.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:32): So I never lose track of where I am in battle.
elan_einlhander (3:50:41): "You feel differently as your senses become less heightened"
elan_einlhander (3:50:42): And such
elan_einlhander (3:50:44): Highlight them
elan_einlhander (3:50:52): So I don't lose an effect and not realize it.
elan_einlhander (3:52:30): Ragwyn tells you 'hi, I am newbie, can you give me some advice?'
elan_einlhander (3:52:33): Gotta love the generic ones.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:37): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:52:52): People who refer to themselves as "newbie" at level 3 are usually pulling my chain, though.
elan_einlhander (3:52:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:43): I found out that, on the "Features" list for Achaea, they list "less idiots."
elan_einlhander (3:53:56): That's harsh.
elan_einlhander (3:53:57): But true
elan_einlhander (3:53:57): Lol
elan_einlhander (3:54:06): It's harder to be a retard in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (3:54:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:00:39): Dad Hernandez or somethin? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:03:56): Out of music, video games, Achaea, programming...
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:03): I think my FAVORITE thing.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:09): Is when my computer crashes for no reason.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:04:14): Oh, get hype.
elan_einlhander (4:04:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:04:23): Never in my ENTIRE life has my computer spontaneously crashed.
elan_einlhander (4:04:30): I don't know how I'd handle th at.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:32): Mine does when it gets too hot or too cold, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:04:33): that*
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:39): It's like acar.
elan_einlhander (4:04:40): David's poor-ass computer.
elan_einlhander (4:04:45): Seriously needs to be put down, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:53): Yep.
elan_einlhander (4:05:05): Koree keeps showing up at Meijer now, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:05:10): Like when he doesn't want to go home.
elan_einlhander (4:05:20): He showed up there today, I'm like what are YOU doing here.
elan_einlhander (4:05:24): "I didn't want to go home"
elan_einlhander (4:05:28): So he comes to Meijer, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:07:23): I had DDR songs in my head all day at work.
elan_einlhander (4:07:40): Which really compels you to keep moving, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:04): Lol. "Gotta... get... that... high score..."
elan_einlhander (4:09:20): Last night, when I logged off.
elan_einlhander (4:09:27): I layed down in bed, and about five minutes later
elan_einlhander (4:09:31): Dave's alarm starts going of.
elan_einlhander (4:09:33): off*
elan_einlhander (4:09:37): At four in the God damn morning.
vencabot_teppoo (4:09:41): lOL.
elan_einlhander (4:09:50): He sets his alarm for the most RETARDED times.
elan_einlhander (4:09:58): Some sort of waking up tactic, hitting snooze ten times.
elan_einlhander (4:11:40): Nothing is more God-AWFUL than the sound of an alarm going off when you don't expect it.
elan_einlhander (4:11:43): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:01): I think I'd have to agree. That's up there with the top worst experiences ever.
elan_einlhander (4:13:26): And it's that same alarm sound too, the most annoying one there is.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:49): ~has been playing Achaea for 111 hours in one week~ :D
elan_einlhander (4:14:25): Hours Played: 6,289 Age: 30 years (Born 9/11/1403)
elan_einlhander (4:14:28): Yeah shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (4:14:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:14:42): I'm a middle-aged man in MM now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:19:50): Hate it or love it, dawg, the dolla's on top.
vencabot_teppoo (4:21:14): And I'm gonna shine, homee until my heart stops.
elan_einlhander (4:21:22): Homee
vencabot_teppoo (4:21:26): "Homee."
vencabot_teppoo (4:21:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:21:43): Not Homie
elan_einlhander (4:21:46): Or even homey
elan_einlhander (4:21:48): But homee
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:18): One day, my shield tattoo is gonna wear off.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:29): And the only thing between me and these bears is gonna be a thin layer of pale, pale skin.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:22:35): And urine.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:58): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (4:23:46): What determines a tatoos longevity?
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:10): Some have a certain amount of uses.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:16): Others wear off randomly.
elan_einlhander (4:24:21): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:33): The ones that you touch to use have uses.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:42): The ones that work automatically wear off randomly.
elan_einlhander (4:24:43): Makes sense.
elan_einlhander (4:35:01): Now here's an uncreative mind:
elan_einlhander (4:35:03): Ragwyn tells you 'please which command is opposite for "wear"?'
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:53): "Did you try ANYTHING?"
vencabot_teppoo (4:35:58): "A dictionary, maybe?"
elan_einlhander (4:35:58): He must not have, lol
elan_einlhander (4:36:11): Remove and unequip would both do it, and they're pretty obvious words.
elan_einlhander (4:36:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (4:37:35): Let's see what these girls will do when Mister LATHROP gets behind the camera! :O
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:25): I guess Lave will turn 19 at this time tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (4:58:33): So really, I don't need to finish getting this level, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:58:38): Rofl, way to go.
elan_einlhander (4:58:49): Too bad you realized that at 5 am.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:02): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (5:06:53): Girls Gone Wild sure has a shitty infomercial.
vencabot_teppoo (5:06:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (5:07:18): Every two minutes, and I mean EVFRY two minutes they just play that Girls Gone Wild commercial.
elan_einlhander (5:07:26): And fill in random scenes with really bad music inbetween.
elan_einlhander (5:13:11): Anywho, as sexy as them there Girls Gone Wild are, I'm gonna attempt to get some sleep.
vencabot_teppoo (5:13:22): Peace. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:08): Doug, you now owe my mom $27 dollars, for we bought you belts... Many belts.
elan_einlhander (22:48:36): Wake up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:42): I am up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:47): Why are you invis? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:51): Have company.
elan_einlhander (22:48:55): But Dave said you were on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:00): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:08): We have belts.
elan_einlhander (22:49:19): Oh? I didn't think you'd actually do it.
elan_einlhander (22:49:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:26): Highlandra is here.
elan_einlhander (22:49:49): And no pussy comments.
vencabot_teppoo (22:49:50): Yep. My mom says you can buy them off of her. $27, 21 belts. All black... I chose them personally to fit your needs.
elan_einlhander (22:49:59): Get hype dude.
elan_einlhander (22:50:01): Those belts are SOLD.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:06): Seriously. I told her you'd probably cry, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:12): I can come over there now if you want, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:20): We're itching for an excuse to leave.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:21): Doug gets emotional around belts. Yeah, come on over.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:32): I'll put on some pants, and you can buy the belts. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:36): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:50:56): All right, we'll be there soon.
elan_einlhander (22:51:02): And yeah, put pants on, girl coming.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:03): Alright.
elan_einlhander (22:51:03): :O
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:12): I hope you don't intend to stay long.
elan_einlhander (22:51:14): No.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:15): Dad coming home soon.
elan_einlhander (22:51:15): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:51:24): Anywho, here we come.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:29): And he'd probably be pissed if a girl saw our house.

4-14-05


elan_einlhander (16:08:30): Damn. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:03): Damn?
elan_einlhander (16:15:59): I was up until 6:30 this morning.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:10): Waiting for David's stupid ass, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:20): No, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:25): :D
elan_einlhander (16:16:31): Up at my old house, with Highlandra.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:45): Good times.
elan_einlhander (16:16:57): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (16:17:02): And I ended up leaving the bag of belts in her car. :<
elan_einlhander (16:17:07): And fell asleep at my old house, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:07): :<
elan_einlhander (16:17:11): Because I was so tired I refused to leave.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:18): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:17:34): So my brothers got home from school and found me passed out on my bed, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:17:41): And now everyone assumes the worst.
elan_einlhander (16:17:50): Because I never called, and Highlandra and me were there all night.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:51): What worst could they possibly assume?
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:54): Oh, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:17:57): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (16:18:10): There was a fair amount of snuggling, but no penetration.
elan_einlhander (16:18:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:18): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:18:28): My head was scratched, and now I know how you feel
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:29): ~hates girls~
elan_einlhander (16:18:32): .It feels REALLY good.
elan_einlhander (16:18:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:39): I felt like a fucking cat.
elan_einlhander (16:18:44): My eyes close and I about fell asleep.
elan_einlhander (16:18:46): Like a fag.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:48): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:55): God damn it Doug, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:03): Lol, what?
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:10): What about John?
elan_einlhander (16:19:20): She talked about him constantly.
elan_einlhander (16:19:22): So I'm confused.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:24): You two are gonna have to sword-fight now.
elan_einlhander (16:19:26): On how to read these signs.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:31): Girls are fucking stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:41): There's no reading their signs, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:52): She like, gets all snuggly, and hangs out with me, and held and shit.
elan_einlhander (16:20:11): But then talks about loyality, and how much she likes John, but then how she might have to break up with him' cause of his mom.
elan_einlhander (16:20:12): So I'm like
elan_einlhander (16:20:21): Am I REALLY bad at reading signs or is this girl just stupid?
elan_einlhander (16:20:23): She's stupid, right?
elan_einlhander (16:20:23): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:44): Girls are stupid, and over-dramatic. Stupid is such a harsh word, and I'm all for harsh words, but over-dramatic is what it really is.
elan_einlhander (16:20:47): "Ah she's into me... wait no she's not... no ait she is"
elan_einlhander (16:20:54): wait*
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:05): A person can be into two people at once. That's no mystery.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:09): She's just being dramatic about choosing.
elan_einlhander (16:21:11): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (16:21:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:21:17): And I don't care, which is sad for her.
elan_einlhander (16:21:26): It's not like I'm like "Ooo I want this girl, I hope she picks me :D"
elan_einlhander (16:21:38): I'm more like she's got titties and an ass, I'll live if she doesn't pick me."
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:45): And John probably isn't that way either, from what you've told me.
elan_einlhander (16:21:46): I don't wanna be picked, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:22:16): But it's not my call to make, so hey.
elan_einlhander (16:22:19): I keep giving her advice but
elan_einlhander (16:22:25): I think it just goes in one ear and out the other.
elan_einlhander (16:22:32): Since she's a girl, and girls only hear what they want to hear.
elan_einlhander (16:22:38): But I don't care, and I don't have to, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:53): As do guys, really... but like I said over-dramatic. And yes, you don't have to. That's just how it is. She's her own person.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:19): By the way, my computer is doing that thing where it crashes because of the temperature I think, lol, so if I suddenly stop responding, it's probably because my computer shut off, and I'm restarting.
elan_einlhander (16:23:29): No worries.
elan_einlhander (16:23:43): I just keep thinking of the capibility of SUAVE EVIL I have.
elan_einlhander (16:23:53): I can swoon anyone, lol, and it's so freaking easy.
elan_einlhander (16:24:07): I know what she's gonna say, and thinking, and it all impresses that I do.
elan_einlhander (16:24:10): But it's no real skill.
elan_einlhander (16:24:20): It's me being the evil genius I am.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:38): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:24:46): Since I could destroy/rule the world and all.
elan_einlhander (16:24:55): But you know what, David?
elan_einlhander (16:24:59): It's all good because
elan_einlhander (16:25:02): I have a bag of belts.
elan_einlhander (16:25:12): And no girl can wreck THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:13): It really is amazing.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:17): How many belts we found, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:23): I don't know if you looked through them or not.
elan_einlhander (16:25:27): Not fully, no
elan_einlhander (16:25:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:29): But there really are a LOT of belts in there.
elan_einlhander (16:25:38): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:45): You couldn't possibly fit them all on you at once, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:25:56): Hopefully she drops the bag off tonight, so I can start decking out my coat.
elan_einlhander (16:25:58): Oh, rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:25:59): Your house
elan_einlhander (16:26:04): She was shaking in the car.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:06): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:26:07): Hard-core.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:11): No kidding.
elan_einlhander (16:26:13): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:16): Why? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:20): She have a germ phobia or something?
elan_einlhander (16:26:21): Then I went to HER house, and I found out why.
elan_einlhander (16:26:36): She lives with her grandma, and their house is like a well-kept old lady's home.
elan_einlhander (16:26:43): Everything is breakable, everythijng is clean and tidy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:49): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:26:54): Very awesome.
elan_einlhander (16:27:01): Especially telling her about how I lived there for weeks.
elan_einlhander (16:27:05): And how you DO get used to it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:09): I just pretty much ignored her, lol. I never looked directly at her.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:14): ~dislikes girls~ Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:24): She was wearing that skirt and I was like, "LEGS!!!!"
elan_einlhander (16:27:31): I figured, but it was sweet being in my temporary home again.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:33): And just didn't really think about it after that, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:27:54): I wanted to stay, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:58): No wonder she just stood by the door the whole time. Brb.
vencabot_teppoo (16:28:01): Mom wants to talk.
elan_einlhander (16:28:01): ~nod~
elan_einlhander (16:29:44): Oh tell her I said thanks, of course.
elan_einlhander (16:29:48): With the big goofy smile. :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:50): I did, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:01): Good.
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:23): You haven't seen my new phone yet, have you? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:28): Nope
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:41): I shoulda showed you yesterday. It's muy fly.
elan_einlhander (16:31:45): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:17): And dad said he'd give me $100 for my birthday. So life is good.
elan_einlhander (16:32:24): Dizzamn.
vencabot_teppoo (16:32:43): I wanted to pay him back with the money I get from my other relatives, but he said it wouldn't be necessary.
elan_einlhander (16:32:57): Coolio.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:45:55): Hm?
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:55): http://www.tracfone.com/stop_fcc.jsp
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:16): Look at the image, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:31): ROFL
elan_einlhander (16:46:36): Emoticons rule.
elan_einlhander (16:46:39): :(
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:56): Did u hear the FCC may raise our phone taxes? : (
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:21): He writes "u," but uses capitalization and punctuation, which is not easy on a cell phomne.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:23): ...Phone.
elan_einlhander (16:47:37): Lol, good times.
elan_einlhander (17:22:37): Ewoah
elan_einlhander (17:22:41): Sleepy...
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:44): Same here.
elan_einlhander (17:22:53): I've been playing Kirby for like an hour, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:53): Debating napping.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:22:56): And now I'm just like woah
elan_einlhander (17:23:02): Yeah, a nap sounds yummy.
elan_einlhander (17:23:10): But I slept until 3 today, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:12): How fucking lazy
vencabot_teppoo (17:23:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:23:18): I need GATORADE.
elan_einlhander (17:25:17): I'm considering buying Gatorade powder, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:25:22): And filling my water cooler with it.
vencabot_teppoo (17:25:45): Wow.
elan_einlhander (17:25:53): You know that would be awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:03): And then dump it on coach.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:04): :D
elan_einlhander (17:26:09): Exactly.
vencabot_teppoo (17:26:58): Deshi Omicrondelta (Male Atavian). He is 18 years old, having been born on the 21st of Daedalan, 372 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. He is unranked in Achaea. He is an extremely credible character. He is not known for acts of infamy. He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might. He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
elan_einlhander (17:27:45): *nods sagely*
elan_einlhander (17:27:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:27:52): Omicrondelta.
elan_einlhander (17:28:03): Omicrondelta.
elan_einlhander (17:30:14): Guess I'll rock that nappage before dinner.
elan_einlhander (17:30:18): Hoping someone wakes me.
elan_einlhander (17:30:18): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:30:21): Alright, peace. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:53:54): I need someone with me at each meal to go "Woah Doug, slow down."
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:54:02): For two days now, each time I eat I do it so fast I make myself sick.
elan_einlhander (19:54:11): *queasy(
elan_einlhander (19:54:12): >_<
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:27): Stupid.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:27): :D
elan_einlhander (19:54:36): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:58): Achaea is DOWN. :o((((((
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:11): Somehow, all of Iron Realms is down. It's LUDICROUS.
elan_einlhander (19:55:12): Gadzooks.
elan_einlhander (19:55:17): It happens.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:24): ...LUDICROUS. Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:55:32): ...It HAPPENS.
elan_einlhander (19:55:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:36): So, I'm checking out this "Broken Saints" that I've been hearing so much about.
elan_einlhander (19:56:02): Like a fag.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:13): |:o(
elan_einlhander (19:57:05): Broken Saints being a game or..?
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:16): Broken Saints is actually a flash cartoon series.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:32): That got SO ridiculously popular that it recently came out on DVD, voiced over by popular anime voices, etc.
elan_einlhander (19:57:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:03): I saw one episode of it, and it was somewhat interesting, mostly boring. Rumor has it that I just saw one of the mediocre ones, and that most of the series will bLoW mY mInD.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:27): Reminds me of d/R from what I hear about it, so I might as well give it a look, at least.
elan_einlhander (19:58:28): I doUbT iT.
elan_einlhander (19:59:51): God, dumb-ass novices.
elan_einlhander (20:00:30): Offline tells you 'what is with the monk in the rune forest?' (@#athabascor) repl What do you mean? You tell Offline 'What do you mean?' (@#athabascor) Offline tells you 'A brown-robed monk sits by the side of the road, weaving.' (@#athabascor) repl Well what about him? You tell Offline 'Well what about him?' (@#athabascor) Offline tells you 'what does he do?' (@#athabascor) repl Nothing I know of. You tell Offline 'Nothing I know of.'
elan_einlhander (20:01:19): I saw a MONK, I better ask about it!
elan_einlhander (20:01:34): He's level 21, so it's not like he just logged in for the first time ever, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:55): Wow, what a fucking idiot,. ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:59): That is great.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:13): But seriously, the trailer for Broken Saints that I just downloaded made me want to go out and buy the DVD right now.
elan_einlhander (20:02:18): I thought maybe the monk said something to him.
elan_einlhander (20:02:26): It can't be that good, David.
elan_einlhander (20:02:31): You say that about a lot of stuff, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:09): Well, it's very unique, even the one saw. The thing that everyone rants about is the drawing style, and it's damn well written... but the one I saw just moved so slow, and with voice-overs, I think it'd be better.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:24): The trailer was really, really good. Having the VOICE did a lot for me, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:04:38): Fish sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:47): I'm not big into fish.
elan_einlhander (20:04:51): Fish is not filling.
elan_einlhander (20:04:55): Fish is all right tasting.
elan_einlhander (20:04:57): But fish is empty.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:07): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:05:51): I need to dance, I feel fat as fuck now.
elan_einlhander (20:05:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:06:09): I don't know what was worse in that sentence.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:16): (Newbie): Jolhem says, "I do believe that my power level is way beyond that of you other newbies, Because I have mastered the Fusion."
elan_einlhander (21:09:28): ...Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:09:30): I believe him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:37): (Newbie): David the Guide says, "...DELETED!"
elan_einlhander (21:09:55): No, lol, David the Guide fuses with him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:10:08): And then goes to play another game.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:17): Yep, exactly. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:01): Ive been thinking about that newbie with the monk,lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:33): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:51): Penguin Recruit Velox, The Wheezing Cheese Munchie yells, "I saved a puppy!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:00): Scarlet Mistress, Hataru Mischa Ta'sa-Askari yells, "Oh snap."
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:08): Viator Indred, Sorcerer yells, "Hooray!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:35): That cracked me up, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:24:28): Anyone saying Hooray cracks me up.
elan_einlhander (22:14:47): There, Doug has worked out for the night.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:24): Worked out? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:15:47): The not-so-gay way of referring to my dancing, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:53): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:54): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:56): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:16:10): David you're not being very supportive, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:25): "I think I'm getting fat. BBL."
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:30): "*shimmie*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:35): "*shake*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:41): "*waggle*"
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:57): Man, awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:10): You should get a DDR pad, rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:17:15): I have one.
elan_einlhander (22:17:15): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:17:23): How else would I be dancing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:34): I figured you just got up from your computer.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:37): Put some music on.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:39): And just DANCED.
elan_einlhander (22:17:45): ...No
elan_einlhander (22:17:45): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:17:47): Retard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:17:53): Man, that isn't as funny, then.
elan_einlhander (22:18:00): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:19:13): It really is true, working out is 100 times easier when it's a video game, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:27): Because I have so many songs to complete, on so many difficulties, and I'm a video game perfectionist.
elan_einlhander (22:19:34): So I'm like oh fuck that, you're all getting beat.
elan_einlhander (22:22:41): And I was apparently offline for that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:22:47): For what? :D
elan_einlhander (22:23:11): elan_einlhander: It really is true, working out is 100 times easier when it's a video game, lol. elan_einlhander: Because I have so many songs to complete, on so many difficulties, and I'm a video game perfectionist. elan_einlhander: So I'm like oh fuck that, you're all getting beat. elan_einlhander: And I was apparently offline for that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:23:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:32): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:40:42): Needing another Guide to enable on MM, and this is Lemli's excuse:
elan_einlhander (22:40:48): [GUIDE] Lemli says 'I would but my hand isn't doin all that great.....kinda burn ed it '
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:40:59): Now, a normal person might go "aw, poor guy."
elan_einlhander (22:41:17): Doug goes "Wait, if you can be LOGGED INTO THE GAME you're apparently not incapacitated enough to type guide enable"
elan_einlhander (22:41:18): Loser.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:47): Dammit, died in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (23:06:56): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:00): Difference between 1950 and 2005:
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:05): "I died."
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:11): "Aw man, better luck next time."
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:13): -----
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:16): "I died."
vencabot_teppoo (23:16:21): "...GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!:OOOOOOOOO"
elan_einlhander (23:16:31): Rofl, which is sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:10): Texel tells you, "Sup?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:18): You tell Brother Texel Van'Ixel, Seeker of Knowledge, "Nada mucho; just got killed in Shala-Khulia, and now got a bunch of XP to make up."
elan_einlhander (23:17:18): Sup nigga.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:26): Texel tells you, "Nice."
elan_einlhander (23:17:31): "Nice."
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:32): Texel tells you, "Oh wait read that wrong."
elan_einlhander (23:17:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:38): Texel tells you, "That sucks."

4-15-05


elan_einlhander (0:12:50): Colwyn has an air-conditioned controlle.
elan_einlhander (0:12:52): controller*
elan_einlhander (0:12:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:49): Bed time.
elan_einlhander (2:48:46): Chocobo Knight V: doug i just need someone to talk to Chocobo Knight V: im derpressed
elan_einlhander (2:48:48): Chocobo Knight V: i miss alicia but i havent talked to hey in lijke 4 days and im crying
elan_einlhander (2:48:50): God
elan_einlhander (2:48:52): damn
elan_einlhander (2:48:52): it

4-16-05


vencabot_teppoo (12:06:09): ~pat~
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:14): Howdy.
elan_einlhander (16:45:31): What's up holmes.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:48): Nothing much. How ya been?
elan_einlhander (16:46:06): My body's pretty taxed, but I'm sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:58): Well Doug, that's what happens when you sell it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:00): It gets taxed.
elan_einlhander (16:47:10): Touche.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:03): I got a bad sleep last night and just watched idiot television. It had a weird effect on me, and now I'm all... bleh.
elan_einlhander (16:48:15): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (16:48:32): I DDR'd for like four hours yesterday and ended up getting a mere three hours of sleep during the night.
elan_einlhander (16:48:36): Then worked this morning.
elan_einlhander (16:48:37): So yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:44): Yeah, lol. Sorry to hear that.
elan_einlhander (16:49:10): It's coo'.
elan_einlhander (16:49:14): Working five days in a row again.
elan_einlhander (16:49:20): I guess it's sorta permanent now.
elan_einlhander (16:49:31): But they did change my hours on the weekends like I asked.
elan_einlhander (16:49:34): So I'm working at 2 now.
vencabot_teppoo (16:49:35): Cool.
elan_einlhander (16:49:39): Instead of fucking 10:30 AM.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:11): Nolan, the ferryman really puts his back into it, and you pick up speed.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:20): If he weren't a ferryman, that could be taken really out of context.
elan_einlhander (16:50:42): Even the fact that he is a ferryman doesn't make it any less hilarious out of context, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:50:53): Good times.
elan_einlhander (16:50:58): Very.
elan_einlhander (16:51:04): My belts are being held ransom, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:09): I thought I just typed "lol," but "good times" came out.
vencabot_teppoo (16:51:10): What? Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:51:49): I left the bag of belts in Highlandra's car.
elan_einlhander (16:51:58): And she left her memory card here.
elan_einlhander (16:52:10): So she wants that in exchange.
elan_einlhander (16:52:13): But I want my belts now. :(
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:19): Aw shmayne.
elan_einlhander (16:52:38): So I gotta wait for her to come by when it's convenient, before I can belt it up.
elan_einlhander (16:52:46): In a completely non-sexual way.
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:57): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:09): God bless you, Doug. I think talking with you may help clear my head. :D
elan_einlhander (16:53:22): I am pretty awesome, after all.
vencabot_teppoo (16:54:01): By the way, never watch Viva La Bam for more than 45 minutes straight.
elan_einlhander (16:54:12): I would never watch that period, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:56:11): I think I'm officially addicted to DDR.
elan_einlhander (16:56:19): As we all feared.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:27): Yep. Lo.
elan_einlhander (16:56:40): But I'll be damned if it's not the best work-out I've ever had, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:56:45): I'm always in a sweat, my legs are on fire.
elan_einlhander (16:56:54): And I love getting healthy so I really CAN'T complaign.
vencabot_teppoo (16:56:57): Well, that's good. I'm pro DDR if it'll actually make someone sweat.
elan_einlhander (16:56:59): It's a constant aerobic work-out.
elan_einlhander (16:57:12): Yup, I get sweaty and hot, and my breathing is quicker.
elan_einlhander (16:57:17): So I'm definitely getting worked.
vencabot_teppoo (16:58:04): Cool.
elan_einlhander (16:58:24): And it's easy to get into, I don't have to like set aside work-out time.
elan_einlhander (16:58:33): I just get bored on the computer, and hop up to play.
elan_einlhander (16:58:37): have the pad duct taped to my floor.
vencabot_teppoo (16:59:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:00:12): I'm getting better, but my body really isn't built for speed, duh. So I'm having trouble with corner-jumps.
elan_einlhander (17:00:25): Like down+right to up+left.
elan_einlhander (17:02:22): Dan eats even less stuff, now.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:04): What do you mean, 'less stuff'? Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:03:45): Like, he won't eat stuff like pizza or vegetable lasagna, now.
elan_einlhander (17:03:50): Which he loved like two weeks ago.
vencabot_teppoo (17:03:54): ...Why?
elan_einlhander (17:04:03): He won't give me a reason
elan_einlhander (17:04:03): BUT
elan_einlhander (17:04:08): I think someone convinced him he's fat.
elan_einlhander (17:04:16): And he thinks those things are real fattening for him?
elan_einlhander (17:04:19): Even though they're not really?
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:48): ...
vencabot_teppoo (17:04:51): ...
elan_einlhander (17:04:56): He's seriously gonna kill himself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:05:07): (Health): David the Guide says, "..."
elan_einlhander (17:05:40): No kidding.
elan_einlhander (17:05:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:06:07): And he won't even eat the vegetable lasagna my mom was making for his birthday dinner.
elan_einlhander (17:06:08): OR the cake.
elan_einlhander (17:06:16): Instead he's gonna have a veggie dog.
elan_einlhander (17:06:53): I mean seriously, what a dick.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:12): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (17:07:42): I wonder what Dan'll be like after he graduates, supposing he lives that long.
elan_einlhander (17:07:58): No kidding, I'm at my wits' end, I dunno what to do with him.
vencabot_teppoo (17:08:13): You can't do anything with him. He's his own person.
elan_einlhander (17:09:02): I know, but I'm kinda hoping I can offer some sort of life-changing revelation.
elan_einlhander (17:09:03): Yah know?
elan_einlhander (17:09:50): Anywho
elan_einlhander (17:09:55): I'm gonna get a State ID this week, it seems.
elan_einlhander (17:09:57): I hope, anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (17:10:34): Why?
elan_einlhander (17:10:53): To prove I'm 18 when an opportunity arises that I need to.
vencabot_teppoo (17:11:18): Ah.
elan_einlhander (17:11:28): Might come in handy especially for my trip.
elan_einlhander (17:12:15): hm, shoulda put a comma in there.
elan_einlhander (17:12:20): Might come in handy, especially for my trip.
vencabot_teppoo (17:12:41): Yep. Nifty.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:12): The new denizen AI in Achaea is hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:39): Now NPCs can form tribes and stuff, and when you start killing 'em, they enemy you the same way that player organizations do.
vencabot_teppoo (17:13:50): So, when you walk around them, they see that you're an enemy and attack.
elan_einlhander (17:13:50): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (17:13:55): Interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:09): It cracks me up, because I'll be walking through town and they react to seeing you with emotes before attacking, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:11): Crack me up.
vencabot_teppoo (17:14:42): 2310h, 2540m exb- w A crossroads in Shala-khulia path. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. There are 2 small native boys here. A Shala-Khulia native paces here, murmuring softly to himself. You see exits leading north, east, south, and west. 2310h, 2540m exb- A Shala-Khulia native gags and sputters at you. 2310h, 2540m exb- s Shrieking in terror, a small native boy runs off to the north. 2310h, 2540m exb-At the stone gates of Shala-khulia (road). The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. You see exits leading north and south. 2310h, 2540m exb-
elan_einlhander (17:15:15): rOFl
elan_einlhander (17:15:17): ..
elan_einlhander (17:15:19): Rofl*
elan_einlhander (17:15:26): Gags and sputters, like a spit-take.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:33): Yeah, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (17:15:42): The other one I love is when I walk into a room and their eyes bug out in outrage.
elan_einlhander (17:15:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (17:16:04): "no fcking way yo"
elan_einlhander (17:16:43): "thats fuckin lava-whats-his-face"
elan_einlhander (17:16:59): lava-whats-his-face, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:18): Lol. What's even funnier is that they made the change to the AI after I stopped playing Dahkuri.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:25): So I was surprised as hell when it first happened.
elan_einlhander (17:17:35): Yeah I'll bet.
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:42): It was like, "A woman of the Khish raises her fists and creeps closer to you."
vencabot_teppoo (17:17:55): I was like, "Oooh, I'm shakin' in my boots. Whacha gonna do, bitch?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:14): "A woman of the Khish delivers a swift kick to your shin! You bleed 4 health."
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:21): I was like, "Ow! Wait, what?!"
vencabot_teppoo (17:18:35): Some enemies are aggro... some enemies are not. Now, some enemies are aggro only sometimes, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:23): Lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:45): Like when they made it so some mobs would attack outlaws in MM, lol.
elan_einlhander (17:19:50): Guards talking shit in Vospire.
elan_einlhander (17:19:55): None of us pay mind.
elan_einlhander (17:20:00): Outlaw gets a shield smashed over his head.
elan_einlhander (17:20:04): "W-what the fuck?"
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:49): You tell Kohai Tsuchinoko, Ashuran Initiate, "I had something to tell you... but I forgot what it was."
vencabot_teppoo (17:50:54): Tsuchinoko tells you, "Hmm. *blinking bomb attached to back, rapidly counting down to zero*."
vencabot_teppoo (17:51:01): Tsuchinoko tells you, "Well, if it was important, I'm sure you'd remember."
vencabot_teppoo (18:12:04): Chuft tells you in Rajamalan, "Stealing fellowship night: wished break pierce share description liar equal prophecy, skill health' quote living allurvian midnight baboloosh oppose silent."
vencabot_teppoo (18:12:10): You tell Temple Guard, Ms. Chuft, an aspiring Achaean, "I don't speak Rajamalan, eh? Could ya repeat that?"
vencabot_teppoo (18:12:18): Chuft tells you, "Oh, terribly sorry!"
vencabot_teppoo (18:12:24): You tell Temple Guard, Ms. Chuft, an aspiring Achaean, "Quite alright, haha. Happens to everyone."
vencabot_teppoo (18:12:33): Chuft tells you, "Depends on two tings: If yuh want the pattern with the item, or jus' the item and what the pattern costs."
vencabot_teppoo (18:25:54): The wonder of languages in Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:09): Well look who's back.
vencabot_teppoo (19:40:59): Unless this is... SOMEONE ON DOUG'S COMPUTER!!!
elan_einlhander (19:41:01): Ugh.
elan_einlhander (19:41:02): :O
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:03): GET OFF, YOU F-
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:04): Oh.
elan_einlhander (19:41:06): MAYBE I AM.
elan_einlhander (19:41:11): Rofl, you could tell with just Ugh?
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:21): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:41:24): That's hype.
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:29): Because you capitalized and put a period.
vencabot_teppoo (19:41:35): And spelled "ugh" correctly, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:41:42): Fair enough.
elan_einlhander (19:41:44): See, we rock.
elan_einlhander (19:42:59): Just had dinner, luckily Dave had the decency to wake me up before everyone was finished.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:07): Lol. THIS time.
elan_einlhander (19:43:09): This time.
elan_einlhander (19:43:18): So my tummy is full of milk and lasagna.
elan_einlhander (19:43:39): In light of this fact, I might dance in a minute, but I'll still sorta be here.
elan_einlhander (19:43:44): Can answer you inbetween songs.
elan_einlhander (19:43:49): Like a true playa.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:57): Okay, lol. Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:02): Good luck with the Revolution.
elan_einlhander (19:44:03): Hang on, still deciding.
elan_einlhander (19:44:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:44:17): And I have t opee.
elan_einlhander (19:44:18): Hmmm.
elan_einlhander (19:44:29): There's a make-shift toilet down here, that I always find myself lazy enough to use.
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:38): ...
vencabot_teppoo (19:44:40): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (19:45:06): There is basically an open drain in the basement, like most basements.
elan_einlhander (19:45:18): And my grandpa put together a toilet from wood and a plastic bin, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:25): And set it OVER the hole.
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:26): ~shaking~
vencabot_teppoo (19:45:30): :OOoooOOO
elan_einlhander (19:45:49): So sometimes, if I have to pee bad enough, and I'm feeling lazy enough.
elan_einlhander (19:45:52): i'll piss in it, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:45:54): NO SHAME.
vencabot_teppoo (19:46:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:46:43): How can you be that grossed out, your bathroom is like a toxic waste dump, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:47:11): Good times, though.
elan_einlhander (19:47:33): I always have to say awesome for extremely bachelor-esque things.
elan_einlhander (19:47:37): Like our living conditions.
vencabot_teppoo (19:47:40): Yep.
elan_einlhander (19:48:04): Like the Pop Tarts in my dresser drawer.
vencabot_teppoo (19:48:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:50:43): Damn it, I want those belts.
elan_einlhander (19:50:48): I want to belt up my coat.
elan_einlhander (19:51:05): Gonna gank more floor tape from work, to make it even sweeter.
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:31): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "...Okay, here's what ~I~ would do."
elan_einlhander (19:51:38): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:51:40): B.R.T
vencabot_teppoo (19:51:49): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Call the bitch over, and then when she gets there, KNOCK HER OUT."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:01): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Then get the belts from her car."
elan_einlhander (19:52:27): Knock her out with your one remaining belt, no less.
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:34): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "THEN."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:50): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Put her back IN her car with some empty beer bottles."
vencabot_teppoo (19:52:59): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "And push the car into a river."
vencabot_teppoo (19:53:07): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, ":D"
elan_einlhander (19:53:20): GENIUS.
elan_einlhander (19:53:23): FOOL-PROOF.
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:19): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Or, if you're not into murder."
elan_einlhander (19:54:25): :(
vencabot_teppoo (19:54:48): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Call her over and tell her that you wanna go to the mall. While in the car, grab the belts, then jump out of the car, tucking and rolling, and then run away with the goods."
elan_einlhander (19:55:08): Will there be sex involved?
elan_einlhander (19:55:18): And maybe some girl-on-girl action??
elan_einlhander (19:55:20): :O
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:26): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "If you do it right."
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:32): (Belts and Retrieving Them): David the Guide says, "Get creative."
elan_einlhander (19:55:35): *whew*
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:55:49): The BRT channel, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:55:52): Ravemaster is like DBZ.
elan_einlhander (19:56:01): Only in the sense that it takes SEVERAL episodes to finish a battle.
elan_einlhander (19:56:10): They drag that shit out with SO much talking and flash-backing.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:26): Like Yu-Gi-Oh!, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:34): The first action cartoon ever to involve absolutely no action.
elan_einlhander (19:56:37): Yup.
elan_einlhander (19:56:39): Rofl, good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:57): There's a whole lot of :O
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:01): And >:(
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:11): But not a whole lot of *biff* or *kaboom*.
elan_einlhander (19:57:16): And the always populor :OoOOoOOOOO
elan_einlhander (19:57:22): popular*
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:33): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:41): I can't even spell that sound they make, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:49): I know what you're talking about.
elan_einlhander (19:57:50): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:52): "Aaaaaaaaawh!"
elan_einlhander (19:57:55): .You don't even have to sa-ROFl
elan_einlhander (19:57:57): Yeah.,
elan_einlhander (19:58:17): That's pry a pretty good way to say it.
elan_einlhander (19:58:23): It's like aw, but also like ah, and woah.
elan_einlhander (19:58:32): Uwaaaaaawh!
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:34): "AAAAAAAAWHH!!!!111111"
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (19:58:47): Rofl, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE!!!"
elan_einlhander (19:59:06): One of the guys who didn't reherse, reading directly from the script.
elan_einlhander (19:59:26): And the guy who wrote the script scribbled it down just before the show, on the back of his Fritos bag.
vencabot_teppoo (20:00:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:00:54): Rebecca's titties are way too big, and she's too fat, and wears tiny-ass clothes.
elan_einlhander (20:01:01): Short-shorts and little tops.
elan_einlhander (20:01:08): But her ass is butt-ugly and UGH.
vencabot_teppoo (20:01:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:01:15): Acne all down her face, frizzy hair.
elan_einlhander (20:01:19): Frizzy hair is so ugly, Jesus.
elan_einlhander (20:01:29): She's always got bags under his eyes, from smoking I guess.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:16): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:20): ~chuckles~
elan_einlhander (20:03:46): *Did too, oddly enough*
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:47): I had to type that up, because it was true.
vencabot_teppoo (20:03:50): I chuckled, rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:04:01): I bet we chuckled in the same instant.
elan_einlhander (20:04:04): in the same mocking way.
vencabot_teppoo (20:04:08): Yep, rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:17:13): Only Doug is the right mix of lame and cool to wear fingerless gloves when not even wearing pants.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:26): Yep. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:29): Well put.
elan_einlhander (20:17:46): Doug in socks, boxers, a black t-shirt, and black fingerless goves.
elan_einlhander (20:17:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:17:52): You can just SEE it.
elan_einlhander (20:17:55): Not everyone can say that.
elan_einlhander (20:19:21): Dancing, no less.
elan_einlhander (20:19:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:19:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:34:02): What kind of woman DOESN'T have a uturus?
elan_einlhander (20:35:09): The good kind.
vencabot_teppoo (20:35:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:03): Doug versus the 300 bpm song.
elan_einlhander (20:41:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:41:20): You don't even have to play this shit to know that's a ridiculous soung.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:31): Lol. What is that, beats per minute?
elan_einlhander (20:41:40): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:41:43): Good guess holmes.
vencabot_teppoo (20:41:46): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (20:54:07): Lol, I was just reminded of Elan's only CPK.
elan_einlhander (20:54:29): And how he gave all the gear back.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:54:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:56:48): People all around my room, ugh.
elan_einlhander (20:58:35): As tired as remaking Batman into new series gets.
elan_einlhander (20:58:39): I still love watching Batman.
elan_einlhander (20:58:53): Classic Hero, can't beat it.
elan_einlhander (20:58:58): I want to see that movie comingo ut.
elan_einlhander (20:58:59): out*
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:09): The new batman is awesome
elan_einlhander (20:59:28): You mean the one that I JUST watched, called "The Batman?"
elan_einlhander (20:59:30): With the funky music.
elan_einlhander (20:59:32): For the opening.
elan_einlhander (21:15:12): Ugh, I'm uneasy watching this episode of Justice League.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:26): ?
elan_einlhander (21:15:38): Time travel, and time falling apart because of it.
elan_einlhander (21:15:41): Turning to non-existance.
elan_einlhander (21:15:46): And you know what I say about fucking with time.
elan_einlhander (21:15:47): Ugh.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:32): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:18:54): ROFL
elan_einlhander (21:18:56): ROOOOOOOOOFL
elan_einlhander (21:19:01): GREEN LANTERN TURNED WHITE.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:10): WHAT?!
elan_einlhander (21:19:13): David, I dunno how up to speed you are on Super Heroes.
elan_einlhander (21:19:31): But the Green Lantern of Earth in the Superman series was Hal Jordan, a white guy.
elan_einlhander (21:19:44): But as you know, in Justice League he's John Stuart, a black guy.
elan_einlhander (21:19:59): But since they're fucking with time, there was a time shift and he suddenly turned into the white GL.
elan_einlhander (21:20:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:02): I am cracking up.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:11): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:20:14): Because the whie guy is 1950'esque.
elan_einlhander (21:20:51): I'll let the time thing go, just for delighting me with that moment.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:35): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:23:15): I want to play Lego Star Wars, the video game.
elan_einlhander (21:23:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:44): Lol. It looks... interesting.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:48): Holy fucking shit.
elan_einlhander (21:29:08): Uh?
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:23): I just learned the rapier proficiency in Achaea, so that I'd have a balance: strong, slow weapon (bastard sword) and fast, weak weapon (rapier). I can envenom the rapier to deal lots of venoms fast, even if it doesn't do much damage.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:32): So, the bastard sword would be for hunting, and the rapier would be for self defense.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:41): However, I couldn't have predicted JUST how fast... this rapier is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:56): It's more than TWICE as fast as my bastard sword, meaning that it does almost the same amount of damage in the same amount of time.
elan_einlhander (21:30:07): But can apply more venoms.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:12): It's almost TEDIUS to use the thing because I basically have to TAP the damn slash button, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:27): I don't even get a chance to take a breath, like I do with my bastard sword, lol... which is insanely awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:35): Rapier is now my buddy, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:40): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:30:59): Yah know, I had a thought today.
elan_einlhander (21:31:06): Would it be possible to.. REMOVE Internet Explorer?
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:21): Yep. About a two-second between rapier attacks, and about a 4 second wait between bastard sword attacks.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:31): I heard that it isn't possible to remove Internet Explorer.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:38): Since Windows Explorer using a lot of the same technology.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:45): Which is what you use to go through folders and such.
elan_einlhander (21:31:54): Hm, 'cause I was thinking.
elan_einlhander (21:32:24): Since my spyware problem is supposedly in IE, what if I completely removed IE, and even Mozilla, ran some scans, could it concievably help abolish my spyware?
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:31): Oh my God, and with my rapier, I have a higher chance of getting a critical hit. Mmm...
elan_einlhander (21:32:32): Long shot.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:34): The problem isn't in IE.
elan_einlhander (21:32:41): The repair guy claims it is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:41): Well, actually...
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:45): Yeah, it is, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:52): I only get pop-ups when I use it or Mozilla.
elan_einlhander (21:32:59): Like, I'm online now, but no browser is open.
elan_einlhander (21:33:05): I open a browser, pop-ups come.
elan_einlhander (21:33:10): So it's definitely something in the browser.
elan_einlhander (21:33:21): And I seriously DON'T want to reformat, and I refuse to give up on my budy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:24): You can try using Add and Remove programs to get rid of IE, and then re-install it... but I dunno if it'd work.
elan_einlhander (21:33:27): There's gotta be a way, if it's still working.
elan_einlhander (21:33:32): I'm gonna try.
elan_einlhander (21:33:43): Guess we'll at least learn something, right?
elan_einlhander (21:33:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:02): Dear God, I feel pimp with this rapier. Holy shit. Yeah, guess we'll learn something, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:21): Doug and David are on two VERY different topics.
elan_einlhander (21:34:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:34:58): Hm, internet explorer doesn't seem to be in my programs list.
elan_einlhander (21:34:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:08): I was afraid of that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:37): Since I do about as much damage, but get in more hits per second, I have a higher chance of getting criticals, since the critical chance is rolled for every attack.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:44): :O
elan_einlhander (21:35:46): Right.
elan_einlhander (21:35:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:53): So is there any good reason to use the bastard sword now?
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:07): Two reasons: A, it's SLIGHTLY stronger, and B, it looks cooler.
elan_einlhander (21:36:16): Hmm, I see.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:29): Hm, but with a rapier, I could also use a shield... but shields are gay, I don't know why. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:42): And don't try removing IE if it isn't on Add and Remove programs.
elan_einlhander (21:36:50): None of my RP-esque characters ever have shield.
elan_einlhander (21:36:55): have a shield*
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:56): Yeah, they're just... gay.
elan_einlhander (21:37:09): I don't think I even could remove it, then.
elan_einlhander (21:37:13): I doubt Windows would allow it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:16): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:37:29): Since Windows seems to think it wears the daddy pants.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:56): I guess so, lol. I'm telling you, I think IE is PART of windows.
elan_einlhander (21:38:02): *mutter*
elan_einlhander (21:38:11): I don't like the thought of not being in complete control here.
elan_einlhander (21:43:22): Come on Doug, you're a clever guy, there's gotta be a way to solve this problem without reformatting...
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:37): Have you tried anti-virus software?
elan_einlhander (21:43:50): All I have is Norton.
elan_einlhander (21:43:55): Any other suggestions?
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:17): Have you tried running Norton?
elan_einlhander (21:44:28): I think I did back when it was BAD, and it froze.
elan_einlhander (21:44:31): But I can try now.
elan_einlhander (21:45:27): Wtf happened to Norton.
elan_einlhander (21:45:36): Okay Norton is like broken, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:45:50): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:46:03): If Ad-Aware won't help you, and Norton won't, I dunno what to say.
elan_einlhander (21:46:57): I wonder what a fantastic pop-up blocker would be.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:26): Do you use Yahoo! pop-up blocker?
elan_einlhander (21:47:40): I thought I did, but it looks like it stopped doing anything.
elan_einlhander (21:47:41): Well
elan_einlhander (21:47:47): I have Yahoo! anti-spyware in my programs list.
elan_einlhander (21:47:49): Is that it?
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:01): No. The pop-up blocker is part of the Yahoo! toolbar.
elan_einlhander (21:48:09): Hmm.
elan_einlhander (21:48:14): Link me?
elan_einlhander (21:48:20): Mighta got removed somehow.
elan_einlhander (21:48:27): No harm in downloading again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:55): http://toolbar.yahoo.com/?.cpdl=iy
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:01): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:03): (Newbie): Dreyton says, "Where can I find a humgii?" 2580h, 2580m exb- (Newbie): Juliet says, "PORTALS." 2580h, 2580m exb- (Newbie): Kinosh says, "Why are there humgiis." 2580h, 2580m exb- (Newbie): Irileus says, "What are humgiis?"
elan_einlhander (22:06:02): Nortan fuckin' tricked me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:06): ?
elan_einlhander (22:06:13): It tricked me into rebooting, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:06:26): And now still won't work.
elan_einlhander (22:06:32): <^>

4-17-05


elan_einlhander (0:47:00): Welp.
elan_einlhander (0:47:03): Fuck you too.
elan_einlhander (0:47:49): You not meaning David, of course.
elan_einlhander (0:47:56): You meaning random occurance.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:04): What random occurance?
elan_einlhander (0:48:16): Someone turned off the computer upstairs.
elan_einlhander (0:48:22): Which APPARENTLY disconnects the internet?
elan_einlhander (0:48:30): Somehow it's been hooked up that way.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:40): Because you get your internet through a damn hub.
elan_einlhander (0:48:45): Like faggots.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:52): Internet goes through THAT computer, and to yours.
elan_einlhander (0:48:55): Yup.
elan_einlhander (0:48:59): So then she boots up the computer.
elan_einlhander (0:49:07): But the network isn't working, for I dunno what reason.
elan_einlhander (0:49:14): And it just about ten minutes ago came back up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:21): Weird.
elan_einlhander (0:49:30): *has been dancing the whole time*
elan_einlhander (0:49:32): *is about to die*
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:17): I found out how to access the song options, which means I can increase the dance speed at will.
elan_einlhander (0:50:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:29): So I put them up to 1.5x
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:33): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:49): Way to be a dancing fool.
elan_einlhander (0:50:57): It's awesome and you know it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:18): Not as awesome as my ad on Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:30): (Market): You say, "Who buys credits? Lave buys credits!... but not for much. Ad 236!"
elan_einlhander (0:51:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:45): Poster: Lave Price: 6,000 Brief: Be my credit buddy! Description: I'd like to buy credits, discernably. I'd be very grateful, eternably! If you'd sell them cheaply, I'd thank you a heaply, and be your best friend in returnably!
elan_einlhander (0:52:01): I spilled ice cream and cake ALL over my keyboard.
elan_einlhander (0:52:01): ROFl
elan_einlhander (0:52:03): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:22): I was like mmm cake, and went to cut it.
elan_einlhander (0:52:29): But the sheer FORCE I put on the plate caused it to FLIP.
elan_einlhander (0:52:38): And ice cream and cake crashing down on my keyboard.
elan_einlhander (0:52:42): Panicking, I threw the keyboard.
elan_einlhander (0:52:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:46): To try and get it off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:47): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:52:59): Then sucked on my keys, trying to extract the toxic creme from my keys.
elan_einlhander (0:53:07): Ingesting COUNTLESS amounts of hair and board crumbs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:36): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:48): Doug, giving his keyboard mouth-to-mouth.
elan_einlhander (0:53:54): That's what Dave said, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:09): It was all my irrational mind could think of to save my board.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:24): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:54:58): Since, as you know, I've destroyed SO many keyboards.
elan_einlhander (0:55:04): But god damn, this one survived even THART.
elan_einlhander (0:55:06): That*
elan_einlhander (0:55:13): This is seriously the best beyboard ever.
elan_einlhander (0:55:18): Just now slightly slick and sticky.
elan_einlhander (0:56:15): Wow, I've sunk low.
elan_einlhander (0:56:23): I can't even think of a decent pussy comment to link to that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:54): Rofl!
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:15): Yo Doug, are you going to Scarborough Fair?
elan_einlhander (1:06:30): Whoozawhatzit?
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:39): Parsely, sage, rosemary, and thyme?
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:53): 'Cause if you are, remember me to one who lives there.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:58): She once was a true love of mine.
elan_einlhander (1:07:08): I don't get it. :(
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:13): :'o(
elan_einlhander (1:07:17): :<
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:21): I love that face.
elan_einlhander (1:07:26): Colwyn uses that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:49): You tell Cub Exlandriel, "Ah yes, some of 'em are what one would call the proverbial bitch."
elan_einlhander (1:08:01): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:13): I love saying that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:29): I always tell the older characters, "Man, you're older than the proverbial dirt, huh?"
elan_einlhander (1:08:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:15): And now I officially say "What in the blue blazes of Einlhander's Holy Spirit are you talking about?"
elan_einlhander (1:09:39): No way
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:42): It sounds even better out loud, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:44): You do NOT say that.
elan_einlhander (1:09:53): 'Cause I'll kiss you on the mouth if you do.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:02): Then I don't,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:03): But I do.
elan_einlhander (1:10:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:10:06): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:10:18): I hope you say it at moments where people won't know what the fuck you're talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:27): Whenever possible, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:10:40): Perfect.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:47): But NOT to over-use it.
elan_einlhander (1:10:55): Heavens no.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): Super Milk Chan makes me sick.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:23): I hate that show.
elan_einlhander (1:22:35): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:54): Alright, now the ultimate question... I'm going bashing. Should I use my bastard sword, or my rapier? Hm.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:09): Well, I'll use my rapier, and see if I do any better than I have with my bastard sword. :D
elan_einlhander (1:28:09): You should use a belt.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:12): I'll altern-
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:15): A belt, Doug.
elan_einlhander (1:28:20): Bashing with a belt.
elan_einlhander (1:28:21): It could work.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:26): I wonder.
elan_einlhander (1:28:28): Who's gonna stop you.
elan_einlhander (1:28:33): Someone with some kind of.. anti-belt spell?
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:14): Beside a rushing river (road). The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A brightly coloured frog sits here, searching for insects. You see exits leading southwest and northwest. 2580h, 2580m exb- remove belt You remove a wide black belt with a stylish silver buckle. 2580h, 2580m exb- wield belt You begin to wield a wide black belt with a stylish silver buckle in your right hand. 2580h, 2580m exb- whip frog You haven't got a weapon to do that with.
elan_einlhander (1:29:28): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:28): 2580h, 2580m exb- say Blast. You say, "Blast."
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:46): Now THAT is a great log, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:29:54): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:35:11): I must have said "Dumb bitch" at least fifty times tonight.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:22): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:40): Well, I pimped that area with my rapier.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:55): Way more than I do with my bastard sword. The coolness factor of the bastard sword is so high, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:59): It's hard for me to just let it go, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:05): But the rapier seems superior in every way.
elan_einlhander (1:59:34): I understand how that is.
elan_einlhander (1:59:57): My sword is so sweet, I love it, but my spear is better in like every way.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:04): I can't name ONE way that the bastard sword is better. It's just SLIGHTLY stronger, but since the fights are so long, I really do end up doing WAY more damage in a MUCH shorter amount of time with the rapier.
elan_einlhander (2:04:10): A Baby Chocobo: hey john says the trip is gonna be atleast 120 gil
elan_einlhander (2:04:13): Know what's sad.
elan_einlhander (2:04:17): I didn't catch that right away.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:24): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:04:52): Like my comment about smoking's level restriction, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:04:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:05:04): That was so good, I wish you would have been there for it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:05:14): Me too.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:01): Meanwhile, girls fall in love with Lave because of his ad.
elan_einlhander (2:06:04): Friggin' Highlandra spells "our" as "are"
elan_einlhander (2:06:07): Constantly throwing me off.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:08): ...Are.
elan_einlhander (2:06:09): Get hype, Lave.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:06:11): Are.
elan_einlhander (2:06:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:06:17): A Baby Chocobo: um...are room is 124 a night for 3 nights
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:22): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:32): What a stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (2:06:38): We had an ENTIRE conversation of her doing that, and she was talking about how our astrological signs lined up.
elan_einlhander (2:06:42): But every single time she said "are"
elan_einlhander (2:06:52): So I was like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE MAKING NO SENSE!@#
vencabot_teppoo (2:06:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:08:02): Of course, when I did find out, it still was gay because I hate the concept of astrological signs and predicting compadibility and such.
elan_einlhander (2:08:07): Like Lynnette and her tarot shit. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:34): Yep. Man, bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:35): Bitches.
elan_einlhander (2:08:40): Bitches and their magic.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:42): Only girls and gay people are into that stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (2:08:56): Which is funny because, back in the old day, they said that women were more likely to become witches.
elan_einlhander (2:08:59): And gay people = ugly girls.
elan_einlhander (2:09:03): Yup.
elan_einlhander (2:09:26): Watching Mom's gay show tonight.
elan_einlhander (2:09:31): QueerasFolk, or whatever.
elan_einlhander (2:09:50): Watching gay guys make AWFUL jokes, but I did get a laugh out of it.
elan_einlhander (2:09:56): When the younger fag was beaten to death.
elan_einlhander (2:10:03): *was snickering the entire time he was typing that*
elan_einlhander (2:11:06): I only even typed fag because I told Colwyn about it, and he kept correcting my use of the word "gay guy" with "fag"
elan_einlhander (2:11:17): But it really is horrifically funny when you say it like that, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:11:23): Laughing at the younger fag being beaten to death
elan_einlhander (2:11:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:11:36): "Son that's really not funny."
elan_einlhander (2:11:43): Me: "They even have CROWBARS!"
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:10): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:12:13): Hate crimes are hilarious, apparently.
elan_einlhander (2:12:13): To me.
elan_einlhander (2:12:14): lol.
elan_einlhander (2:12:19): When it's on such a terrible show.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:21): Did he get beaten to death by other gay guys?
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:24): Because THAT would be awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:12:31): I don't know, there was no dialogue.
elan_einlhander (2:12:41): It's one of those shows where like ten million things are going on at once.
elan_einlhander (2:12:46): And they just bounce from scene to scene.
elan_einlhander (2:12:59): So suddenly this guy's in an alley getting beaten to death by like five guys, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:05): And I cracked up, because he curled up in a ball.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:13): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:13:16): Poor fag.
elan_einlhander (2:13:28): Man, it's even funnier because everyone was appauled with me.
elan_einlhander (2:13:44): I hate that show, because it's such a bad show, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:13:52): I KNOW gay guys can be funny, or cool even.
elan_einlhander (2:14:02): But these guys are all just fags, with no sense of humour, and they do nothing cool.
elan_einlhander (2:14:05): So there's no reason to watch.
elan_einlhander (2:14:11): Unless you like guys mackin' on each other, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:16:06): I should start using my sword while DDR'ing.
elan_einlhander (2:16:15): In case I end up fighting a musical theatre group of Ninjas someday.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:38): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:16:42): Just don't cut your arm off.
elan_einlhander (2:16:47): It's not sharm, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:17:04): Sharp..
elan_einlhander (2:21:54): Nothin' quite like a blister-like thing on your ass.
elan_einlhander (2:26:36): There are 276 episodes of Dragonball Z.
elan_einlhander (2:26:38): jesus, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:27:01): Brb.
elan_einlhander (2:27:04): Kay.
elan_einlhander (2:27:07): 'Kay*
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:40): Back.
vencabot_teppoo (2:29:45): Yeah, lots of DBZ, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:30:11): DB, DBZ, and DBGT together is 493 episodes.
elan_einlhander (2:30:20): That has to be the longest anime series EVER.
elan_einlhander (2:30:26): Gundam is the only concievable competitior.
vencabot_teppoo (2:30:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:35:06): Hmm, Highlandra has no money, and that room is gonna be 120 bucks a night for three nights.
elan_einlhander (2:35:27): Now, I know John will try to cover her fully, but my dick is way too big to let him, so this room is gonna end up costing me quite a bit.
elan_einlhander (2:35:38): Assuming the fourth guy doesn't pitch in more than just a fourth.
vencabot_teppoo (2:35:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:36:35): Hmm, so 360 in a total, divided four ways would be 90.
elan_einlhander (2:36:48): So Peter will hit up 90, leaving 270 for me and John to pick up.
elan_einlhander (2:37:07): Meaning I'll be down 135 dollars, then I need to caculate in reasonable food expenses.
elan_einlhander (2:37:42): Hmmm, three-ish days of food... let's push it and say each meal costs me 10 bucks.
elan_einlhander (2:37:52): Thirty bucks a day, 90 in total.
elan_einlhander (2:37:58): *is gonna way over-estimate this*
elan_einlhander (2:38:04): And thanks for letting me think out loud to you. :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:10): :D
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:15): ~not listening~ Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:38:23): 90 on top of the 135 is... 225, I believe.
elan_einlhander (2:38:28): So that's my base cost for this trip.
elan_einlhander (2:38:29): Jesus.
elan_einlhander (2:38:59): I have no idea how much money I have in the bank right now.
elan_einlhander (2:39:03): Better check on that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:12): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (2:41:44): This will all be worth while if I can get a buster sword out of it, though.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:52): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:01): Doug, you big ol' nerd.
elan_einlhander (2:42:17): Big ol' nerd with a big ol' sword.
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:42:22): No sexual innuendo intended.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:47): Girls love lymerics.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:49): Remember that.
elan_einlhander (2:44:05): Is that how you spell lymeric? That looks funkay.
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:24): No, lol. I don't know how. :o(
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:25): :<
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:45:08): Aw.
elan_einlhander (2:45:10): *cries*
elan_einlhander (2:49:28): colwyn21: Einlhander and Highlander ElanEinlhander: Together we are THE ENDLHANDER.
elan_einlhander (2:49:59): That's where David bolts down from Heaven and plays Princes of the Universe on his Electric Guitar of Eternity.
vencabot_teppoo (2:50:58): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:51:22): Though, since John and I don't work together anymore, the concept of a fusion isn't as rock-tacular anymore.
elan_einlhander (2:51:29): David and I would make a much more world-shattering fusion.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:44): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:50): I can't even imagine how HILARIOUS we'd be.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:52:04): I dunno if anyone could handle a humour of that INSANE level.
elan_einlhander (2:52:09): Just breating would be funny.
elan_einlhander (2:52:12): Breathing*
elan_einlhander (2:52:46): And we'd be able to form our face into emoticons at will.
elan_einlhander (2:52:52): Perfect ones.
elan_einlhander (2:52:59): To accelerate humour that much further.
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:08): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:59:15): I would have such a field day with the faggots who create and spread spyware.
elan_einlhander (3:00:46): And I just accidenally terminated my explorer bar.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:57): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:34): Well Doug, I'm sorry to say it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:42): But I now, officially, have a favourite poem.
elan_einlhander (3:01:50): Nuh uh.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:59): Yep. For a few days now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:31): Brb
elan_einlhander (3:07:34): God this makes me SICK.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:59): ?
elan_einlhander (3:08:15): This fucking spyware BULL SHIT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:04): Ah.
elan_einlhander (3:10:16): I should every God damn right to use my internet without getting eighteen fucking million things saying "OMG WIN A FREE IPOD, FUCK MY SISTER PLEASE, EARN YOUR DEGREE ONLINE, CASH CASH CASH CASIIIIIIIIIINO!@#)"
elan_einlhander (3:10:26): It's fucking sick, all of it.
elan_einlhander (3:11:02): I wanna meet these faggots face-to-face.
elan_einlhander (3:11:18): If there was anyone in this world I could hate enough to kill, there we go.
elan_einlhander (3:11:30): No, not even kill.
elan_einlhander (3:11:34): Slowly torture to death.
elan_einlhander (3:11:42): They who dedicate their lives to fucking people over, hard-core.
elan_einlhander (3:11:45): For NO good reason.
elan_einlhander (3:12:09): Which is why I will THRASH your ass is you ever put your hacking to this kind of evil use.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:16): :<
elan_einlhander (3:12:37): I will break your laptop into tiny pieces, and slowly shove each piece through your skin.
elan_einlhander (3:13:06): I have to fix this computer.
elan_einlhander (3:13:08): I WILL.
elan_einlhander (3:13:10): THEY WON"T BEAT ME.
elan_einlhander (3:13:22): Reformatting is like quitting, hitting the do-over button.
elan_einlhander (3:13:47): I can't even download shit like this.
elan_einlhander (3:15:19): Man, I need a smoke.
elan_einlhander (3:15:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:16:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:17:10): I somehow made it so my desktop is blank, too.
elan_einlhander (3:17:34): Good thing I can use the task manager to run things, since I have to run a scan now just for clicking my God damn internet button.
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:53): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (3:18:06): No task bar, and no desktop, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:10): How did I even do that.
elan_einlhander (3:18:15): I ended the wrong process.
elan_einlhander (3:18:34): No wait, I don't need a smoke.
elan_einlhander (3:18:36): I need lasagna.
elan_einlhander (3:18:36): Brb.
elan_einlhander (3:22:25): Eh, I settled for French bread.
elan_einlhander (3:24:21): Guess I'm gonna call it a night. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:24:35): See yah tomorrow.
elan_einlhander (10:30:57): David was like Oh my Gooooooooooooooood, Doug is logging on! :D
vencabot_teppoo (10:31:10): Lol. I still haven't closed this window, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:31:25): AIM warned him, since it apparently took it upon itself to sign on automatically at st-
elan_einlhander (10:31:28): ..Get hype.
elan_einlhander (10:31:47): Meanwhile, I had lasagna and cheesecake for breakfast.
vencabot_teppoo (10:31:52): Yep, lol. Awesome.
elan_einlhander (10:31:55): Gonna be hard to have a bad day after that kind of start.
elan_einlhander (10:32:29): I carved cold lasagna out of the pan from the fridge, nuked it, and sat down at the table, about to eat.
elan_einlhander (10:32:33): Pan of cake in front of me.
elan_einlhander (10:32:46): "...>_>...<_<.... *slowly cuts out a piece*"
vencabot_teppoo (10:33:06): Lol
elan_einlhander (10:33:25): My legs aren't working right, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:33:40): That ain't good, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:34:03): I got up, started trotting up the stairs and my legs "WOAH BUSTER, WOOOOOOOAH!"
elan_einlhander (10:34:13): Guess I danced too much, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:35:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:36:06): Douglas Steele.
elan_einlhander (10:36:11): It just rolls off the tongue, so well.
vencabot_teppoo (10:36:24): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (10:37:15): If only I had room in my profile...
vencabot_teppoo (10:37:22): elan_einlhander : Douglas Steele. elan_einlhander : It just rolls off the tongue, so well.
elan_einlhander (10:37:26): Make the siiiiiiiiiite.
elan_einlhander (10:37:33): OoOoOOohhh
elan_einlhander (10:37:46): Doug you're not an apparition.
vencabot_teppoo (10:37:50): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (10:37:54): Wtf, Doug.
elan_einlhander (10:38:09): No David, what YOUR fuck.
elan_einlhander (10:38:48): Wait, that's not right.
elan_einlhander (10:38:49): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (10:38:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:45:24): Doug, even the best fall down sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (10:45:42): And even the wrong words seem to rhyme.
vencabot_teppoo (10:45:50): :>
elan_einlhander (10:46:01): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (10:46:07): Nope?
elan_einlhander (10:46:11): Nada.
vencabot_teppoo (10:47:11): (Market): You say, "Ad 236 will fill you with generosity! Yay!"
vencabot_teppoo (10:47:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (10:47:31): Lava certainly has an interesting personaility.
vencabot_teppoo (10:47:41): Chicks love him.
elan_einlhander (10:47:41): Lava
elan_einlhander (10:47:42): Lave*
elan_einlhander (10:47:53): Chicks love any character you make, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:48:02): Yep, that's just how it works, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:48:06): Even Dahkuri had honies.
vencabot_teppoo (10:48:14): But chicks are falling in love with Lave just because of his LIMERICK.
elan_einlhander (10:48:34): Now you're spelling it with an i, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (10:48:43): He's gonna change to his name to L.L. Cool Lave, because Ladies Love him.
vencabot_teppoo (10:48:47): That's the correct spelling.
vencabot_teppoo (10:48:50): Limerick.
elan_einlhander (10:49:11): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (10:50:10): And I did end up getting a shield, lol.
elan_einlhander (10:50:51): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (10:50:55): Vencabot_Teppoo: :< verencamerosa: Awwwww. Vencabot_Teppoo: :'< verencamerosa: AWWWW!
elan_einlhander (10:51:26): What a faggot.
elan_einlhander (10:51:27): AWWWWWWWWW.
elan_einlhander (10:51:31): That's Doug's touching comment.
vencabot_teppoo (10:51:37): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (11:10:26): That's right.
vencabot_teppoo (18:24:03): :D
elan_einlhander (19:56:24): I feel like I've hit by a train.
elan_einlhander (19:56:30): Drive by the Increadible Hulk.
elan_einlhander (19:56:32): Driven*
vencabot_teppoo (19:56:50): ...Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:57:15): Since with him behind the wheel the train would of course have more force..
vencabot_teppoo (19:57:32): Yep, and be heavier.
elan_einlhander (19:57:41): MUCH heavier.
vencabot_teppoo (19:58:45): Yep.
elan_einlhander (19:58:51): Nap was bad idea. -_-
elan_einlhander (19:58:56): Waking up was so hard, lol
elan_einlhander (19:59:04): I had to fight for my soul, I sweat.
elan_einlhander (19:59:06): swear*
elan_einlhander (19:59:07): See.
elan_einlhander (19:59:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:41): Lol. I loved my nap.
elan_einlhander (20:00:08): Yeah well I loved having sex wi-
elan_einlhander (20:00:08): No
elan_einlhander (20:00:15): That's just mean.
elan_einlhander (20:00:29): Guy at work and me arguing about creationism and stuff.
elan_einlhander (20:00:34): And he says science doesn't even exist.
elan_einlhander (20:00:47): And it was one of those comments that was just SO stupid, there was no intelligent response for it.
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:12): I mean seriously.
elan_einlhander (20:02:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:02:16): Can you think of one?
vencabot_teppoo (20:02:20): (Spirituality): Doug the Guide says, "..."
elan_einlhander (20:02:22): For next time I come to this.
elan_einlhander (20:05:35): "Saying you Science is non-existant is like saying the very concept of research doesn't exist."
elan_einlhander (20:05:37): "Well it doesn't."
elan_einlhander (20:05:53): Son of a bitch was all that ran through my head.
vencabot_teppoo (20:05:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:01): Stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (20:06:30): How do you expect to learn ANYTHING with that kind of recent.
elan_einlhander (20:06:34): ...
elan_einlhander (20:06:40): I don't know what word I meant there.
vencabot_teppoo (20:06:52): Lol. I was like, "what?"
elan_einlhander (20:06:59): No, seriously.
elan_einlhander (20:06:59): Uh
elan_einlhander (20:07:03): Need an r-word, I guess.
elan_einlhander (20:07:10): rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreasoning?
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:12): Yep, looks good.
elan_einlhander (20:08:22): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:25:21): I'll "Lol" your dick if you do that again.
elan_einlhander (20:28:35): ...:D
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:09): :<
elan_einlhander (20:29:15): I wub you.
elan_einlhander (20:29:20): <3
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:56): That emoticon pwnz, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:30:25): As does my pickle loaf and sour creme sandwhich,
elan_einlhander (20:30:26): .
elan_einlhander (21:03:35): I full-combo'd one of my favourite songs at 1.5 speed. :O
elan_einlhander (21:04:28): I full-combo'd one of my favourite songs at 1.5 speed. :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:05:20): Sweet. So, high score?
elan_einlhander (21:05:45): Ironically NO
elan_einlhander (21:05:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:05:48): I got a B.
elan_einlhander (21:05:58): Grades go from E-AAA
vencabot_teppoo (21:07:42): Ah.
elan_einlhander (21:08:49): What level are you?
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:04): In Achaea?
elan_einlhander (21:09:10): ...
elan_einlhander (21:09:12): No, in MM.
elan_einlhander (21:09:14): Yes in Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:14): Level 59, 50% done with it.
elan_einlhander (21:09:19): Go go go.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:34): Lol. People are freaked out at how fast I'm leveling, especially with no class.
elan_einlhander (21:09:44): Planning on getting one?
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:47): I'm already the same level as Dahkuri.
vencabot_teppoo (21:09:58): Maybe sometime. Don't have any plans.
elan_einlhander (21:10:24): You should become a.... a... *doesn't know Achaea classes well enough to make a good joke here, so just pretend he did*
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:39): Man, Doug, what a funny Achaea-based joke.
vencabot_teppoo (21:10:42): :D
elan_einlhander (21:10:47): I'm so witty.
vencabot_teppoo (21:11:08): My favourite class is Runewarden, but I hate their philosophy.
elan_einlhander (21:11:34): I forget what they're about.
elan_einlhander (21:11:35): or do
elan_einlhander (21:11:35): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:06): They have Chivalry, like Knight Classes, Forging, like Knight Classes, and RuneLore, which is like... tattooing, but sweeter.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:18): Sketching runes on yourself, the ground, and totems, which do all kinds of sweet shit.
elan_einlhander (21:12:30): Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.
elan_einlhander (21:12:33): Gotta love knight skills.
elan_einlhander (21:12:43): But what's their philosophy?
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:50): They're just the police of Cyrene.
vencabot_teppoo (21:12:54): And Cyrene is a gay city.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:00): Based on the fundamentals of neutrality.
elan_einlhander (21:13:04): Lol, you love Cyrene.
vencabot_teppoo (21:13:08): And basically staying out of everyone's way, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:13:08): And their friendly ways.
elan_einlhander (21:13:23): Are those the guys that are like happy to see visitors?
elan_einlhander (21:13:26): Or was that some other pussy city.
vencabot_teppoo (21:15:55): Yeah, they're the ones that just LOVE visitors.
elan_einlhander (21:16:02): Okay, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:16:19): I don't like the Achaean class system too much.
elan_einlhander (21:16:22): I end up too obligated.
elan_einlhander (21:16:24): Like with Paladins.
elan_einlhander (21:16:33): Paladins are openly goody-goodies, and anti-everything.
elan_einlhander (21:16:35): I'm a good guy.
elan_einlhander (21:16:40): But not like that kind of good guy.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:28): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:31:53): Okay, enough, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:31:57): My calves are gonna explode.
elan_einlhander (21:32:03): I seem to be ignoring my body screaming at me to stop.
vencabot_teppoo (21:32:04): Give it a rest, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:32:04): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:05): I am.
elan_einlhander (21:32:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:32:19): Doug's weekend.
elan_einlhander (21:32:54): Friday night: DDR, get 3 hours of sleep. Saturday: DDR on 3 hours of sleep then go to work, come home and nap, get up and play DDR. Sunday: Get up with 4 hours of sleep, go to work, come home and nap, get up and DDR.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:04): We all saw it coming.
elan_einlhander (21:33:27): I remember I got the warning that I was gonna die.
elan_einlhander (21:33:32): Got up this morning, and trotted up the stairs.
elan_einlhander (21:33:37): And my legs stopped working on the fifth step.
elan_einlhander (21:33:45): And I fell on my knee, and sat there for like ten minutes.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:33): I wanna dance to the MGS3 DDR song.
elan_einlhander (21:36:59): Oh, speaking of downloading.
elan_einlhander (21:37:11): Either my internet sucks ASS, or LimeWire has some serious issues.
elan_einlhander (21:37:24): Lately when I download my downloads like to go real slow, and very often slow down to 0 kb/s
elan_einlhander (21:37:28): For a long time.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:29): Weird.
elan_einlhander (21:37:33): But they're still "going"
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:46): Even when you're downloading from people that have fast connections?
elan_einlhander (21:37:50): Yup.
elan_einlhander (21:37:52): T1
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:18): It's probably your connection. You have it set up through some weird BUS system.
elan_einlhander (21:38:23): -_-
elan_einlhander (21:38:31): I openly refused to pay for the internet anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:43): Good.
elan_einlhander (21:38:54): Hopefully they'll get sick of it too, and go back to Comcast.
elan_einlhander (21:38:57): Since it's still connected.
elan_einlhander (21:39:04): I'll pay for Comcast, no hesitation.
elan_einlhander (21:39:13): Hook up the router, switch to Comcast, everyone wins.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:28): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (21:46:08): We need to adopt the Hernandez laundry method.
elan_einlhander (21:46:15): 'Cause I haven't seen my clothes in like weeks.
elan_einlhander (21:46:26): We ALL need to just wear jeans and black/white t-shirts.
elan_einlhander (21:46:36): And put them all in the laundry at once, and just leave it in the dryer or around there.
elan_einlhander (21:46:50): People keep washing my shit behind my back, then I never see them again.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:06): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:14): So, in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:54:19): *knows that will grab your attention*
elan_einlhander (21:54:30): If one NEVER joins a guild, what kind of skills do they have?
elan_einlhander (21:54:58): If that's too vague, tell me the useful ones.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:33): That's not too vague. Every adventurer STARTS with certain Skills. When they get a class, they gain 3 extra ones.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:50): So, classless adventurers only have the Skills that everyone has, and I'll make you a list in a second.
elan_einlhander (22:23:57): I'm saving Rune.
elan_einlhander (22:23:59): Lol, get hype.
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:32): Saving Rune?
elan_einlhander (22:24:38): Mikee released the Kells into Rune and Lowangen.
elan_einlhander (22:24:44): They're agressive mobs with psionic powers.
elan_einlhander (22:24:48): And they're killing novices.
elan_einlhander (22:24:56): So I busted my ass out of social and am tracking them all down one by one.
elan_einlhander (22:25:18): Eight people have been killed, and I've only found three Kells.
vencabot_teppoo (22:27:53): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:41:20): Everyone likes walking in and seeing: A holy sense of tranquility and peace permeates the area. Elan Einlhander. I wi ll keep carrying this burden on my back, just try and stop me, is here.
elan_einlhander (22:41:40): I sanctify like every room I intend to be in for more than ten seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:06): Cool.
elan_einlhander (22:43:38): 'Take us away from here, love.' Krhonin, the Seelie butcher says. 'Something in the air stinks of' [AWAY][SAFE]<2051hp 2608sp 1713st> Krhonin, the Seelie butcher looks at you. [AWAY][SAFE]<2051hp 2608sp 1713st> Krhonin, the Seelie butcher says, 'Half-elf' 
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:02): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:44:13): As painful as that is.
elan_einlhander (22:44:15): It's sweet.
elan_einlhander (22:44:21): Because it's at least role-playish.
elan_einlhander (22:46:32): God I hate bitches
elan_einlhander (22:46:44): I mentioned my dislike of people saying arse in place of ass, like it's less vulgar.
elan_einlhander (22:46:50): And this girl says it's cute, and it's okay to do that.
elan_einlhander (22:46:59): And I said changing the spelling of a swear word doesn't change it's meaning.
elan_einlhander (22:47:09): But she's like "I think it's cute :<"
elan_einlhander (22:47:12): So vulgar is cute.
elan_einlhander (22:47:14): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:18): Lol. Bitches.
elan_einlhander (22:47:20): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (22:47:24): Like tigger.
elan_einlhander (22:47:25): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:47:26): Good stuff.
elan_einlhander (22:47:32): It was tigger, right?
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:33): I dunno, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:35): Oh yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:49:03): But if I raise a big stink about it, the whole clan'll start hating me again, so I just put my opinion out there and leave it at that.
elan_einlhander (22:49:11): Rather than throw out all kinds of logical reasoning.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:27): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:56:04): Wow.
elan_einlhander (22:56:15): Novice wants me to "pretend he's stuck" and transfer him to Rune from Templeton.
elan_einlhander (22:56:34): He's on a main road in Templeton, I said no, he says pretend he's stuck somewhere.
elan_einlhander (22:56:45): So now I have half a mind to walk to Irda Isle, go to the middle of the moat, and transfer him THERE.
elan_einlhander (22:56:46): Then leave.
elan_einlhander (22:56:52): And say I'm pretending it's rune.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:37): You should.
vencabot_teppoo (22:58:40): I swear to God you should.
elan_einlhander (22:58:53): If Duende was on, I'd seriously ask him, 'cause I bet he'd let me.
elan_einlhander (22:59:15): The only reason I'm not doing it, is because no Imm is on, which you would THINK means go ahead and do it.
elan_einlhander (22:59:21): But each time you use a Guide power, it leaves a log.
elan_einlhander (22:59:42): So it would say "Elan has transferred Arcaidn to Crossing the Moat. Reason: Pretending it's Rune.
elan_einlhander (22:59:44): "
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:59:54): But still, god that would be good.
elan_einlhander (22:59:56): Little ass.
elan_einlhander (23:00:02): Just leave him, too.
elan_einlhander (23:00:14): He probably has no levitate, and even if he does there's CPK on both sides of him, with agressive mobs.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:42): Yep, lol
elan_einlhander (23:02:01): I miss VT. :(
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:01): Aw, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:13:46): Hm, bored.
elan_einlhander (23:13:55): So against better judgement, I shall dance.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:20): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:14:27): You're gonna kill yourself, dammit.
elan_einlhander (23:14:53): In style.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:04): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:43:21): Woah.
elan_einlhander (23:43:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:43:25): The pain was worth it.
elan_einlhander (23:43:36): For I full-combo'd a song on heavy mode at 1.5x speed.
elan_einlhander (23:43:39): 164 straight steps.
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:44): Nice.
elan_einlhander (23:44:03): At 174 bpm, at 1.5x speed..
elan_einlhander (23:44:07): Which is a lot of bpm, lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:18): I can just see DOug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:22): Moving at light speed.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:24): Sweatin'.
elan_einlhander (23:44:28): I am SO sweaty.
elan_einlhander (23:44:31): My calves are bulging.
elan_einlhander (23:44:38): I could kill a buffalo with these legs.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:16): I seriously wanna roundhouse kick someone, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:45:22): I'm sure I could take their head off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:07): I bet you could, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (23:46:10): ~step back~
elan_einlhander (23:46:27): Alicia commented that I have extremely strong legs, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:46:30): And that John has pussy legs. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:47:33): Yay.
elan_einlhander (23:47:39): And Colwyn has just informed me there's a DDR Mario game coming out for Gamecube.
elan_einlhander (23:47:49): That just creeps me out.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:03): Scary.
elan_einlhander (23:48:18): And Super Mario 128.
elan_einlhander (23:48:20): I will SO buy that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:35): ...Scary.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:39): 128, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:08): (Newbie): Plushka says, "How drUnk *hic* can you get before it becomes dangerous?"
elan_einlhander (23:56:30): (Newbie>: David the Guide says, "..."
elan_einlhander (23:56:32): Er
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:34): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:34): )
elan_einlhander (23:56:35): Damn
elan_einlhander (23:56:36): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:37): I wrecked it.
elan_einlhander (23:56:40): *seppuku*
elan_einlhander (23:57:09): Lol, character on this anime called "Peacemaker"
elan_einlhander (23:57:14): He FAILED to commit Seppuku.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:57:22): So he drew a smiley face with the scar it left.
elan_einlhander (23:57:26): With make-up.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:28): WHAT?1
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:29): Rofl
elan_einlhander (23:57:31): Yup.
elan_einlhander (23:57:34): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (23:57:41): I would do that if I failed to gut myself.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:58): I'd write, "VT IZ HEER"

4-18-05


elan_einlhander (0:00:27): Why do I STILL not have my belts.
elan_einlhander (0:01:58): I think I'm gonna have to choke a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:15): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:39:01): [GUIDE] Vassago says 'elan'
elan_einlhander (0:39:07): Can't even capitalize my god damn name.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:37): Sharing a room sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:50:41): There's a kid sleeping behind me.
elan_einlhander (0:50:44): Every night.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:03): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:51:23): How am I supposed to jack off in peace.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:44): On them
elan_einlhander (0:51:53): OF COURSE.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:58): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:03): Doug: :>
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:52:07): All over his hair.
elan_einlhander (0:52:08): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:10): Them, waking up: :<
elan_einlhander (0:52:16): Crusty hair.
elan_einlhander (0:53:21): Damn my perfect mp3 player sortage.
elan_einlhander (0:53:46): Adding a song into the list would force me to go through and rename every song around it.
elan_einlhander (0:53:51): Unless I put it at the end of my list.
elan_einlhander (0:53:55): But my list flows so well.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:11): That sucks. :o(
elan_einlhander (0:56:44): Someone asks me, as a joke. "Heehee, know how you drown a blonde?"
elan_einlhander (0:56:50): I want you to guess my response to this joke.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:18): Something involving your crotch, I'm sure.
elan_einlhander (0:57:23): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:30): Blasphemy.
elan_einlhander (0:57:31): Nice try, though.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:41): I bet you can guess my response, though. "How."
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:57:55): "The same you drown any other woman, you grab her by throat, stick her underwater, and hold it there until the bubbles stop."
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:59): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (0:57:59): Doug lacks a good sense of humour, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:23): When around strangers.
elan_einlhander (0:59:16): If only you had more profile space, right?
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:38): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:02:10): Lol, What do you call a Mexican in the rain.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:54): Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 60. You have reached the illustrious level of Glorious. You have received 10 NeoCredits!
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:55): :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:03): What do you call a Mexican in the rain, Doug. A wet burrito?
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:09): Is that what you call him, Doug?
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:16): A wet burrito? Huh?
elan_einlhander (1:03:31): Wet.
elan_einlhander (1:03:55): Oh, you leveled up.
elan_einlhander (1:03:56): HUZZAH.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:28): Level 60 is, by tradition, the level where people who hate leveling stop, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:37): But not David.
elan_einlhander (1:04:40): No sir.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:45): Since I'm still hunting, that officially makes me a leveller now, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:55): As if gaining level 60 within my first two weeks of playing didn't.
elan_einlhander (1:05:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:11:25): [PKTALK C] Scrooge: 'Why does Snoop Dogg carry and umbrella with him?' .' [AWAY][SAFE]<2051hp 2608sp 1713st> pktalk In case it rains. [PKTALK C] Elan: 'In case it rains.' [56] [AWAY][SAFE]<2051hp 2608sp 1713st> [PKTALK C] Scrooge: 'you're good at this :('
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:35): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:42): God, what a great log.
elan_einlhander (1:12:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:12:03): So great.
elan_einlhander (1:17:43): Did I tell you about how I'd interview the baggers?
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:51): Nope.
elan_einlhander (1:18:04): I told my boss that I should screen the baggers before their hired.
elan_einlhander (1:18:12): And I thought about it, and I'd open the interview with a basic question.
elan_einlhander (1:18:15): Are you a pussy?
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:21): And they'd blink in surprise.
elan_einlhander (1:18:23): So I'd ask again.
elan_einlhander (1:18:26): They'd go excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:31): "Do you stink of vagina?"
elan_einlhander (1:18:33): I'd say are you drippy, stinky, flabby pussy?
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:18:39): And they'd say what the f-
elan_einlhander (1:18:43): ARE YOU A PUSSY, YES OR NO?
elan_einlhander (1:18:45): "NO"
elan_einlhander (1:18:47): All right then.
elan_einlhander (1:18:58): I could tell everything about them by their reactions.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:34): I believe it. Anyway, I'm hittin' ye olde sack.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:51): Peace be shmizzle all around the fizzle.
elan_einlhander (1:19:55): Aw.
elan_einlhander (1:19:58): Peace out. :\
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:24): But before I go, I must leave you with this note.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:44): On this day, or on this Achaean month, Lave has been kissed by four different girls, none of which know that the others even exist.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:54): And, to top it off:
elan_einlhander (1:21:01): I like that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:03): I'd like to buy credits, discernably I'd be very grateful, eternably If you'd sell them cheaply I'd thank you a heaply And be your best friend in returnably!
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:06): Peace.
elan_einlhander (1:21:10): Rofl, peace.
elan_einlhander (15:20:16): Girl who smokes, aftering being told to stop:
elan_einlhander (15:20:19): [CLAN] Ceralind: '~Cera~ Yep, but I figure, everyone is going to get cancer, I might as well enjoy life while I get it :p'
elan_einlhander (15:21:26): And I know what you're going to say.
elan_einlhander (15:21:28): Damn bitches.
elan_einlhander (21:15:51): *swish swish*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:04): ~look~
elan_einlhander (21:16:16): *sheathes sword*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:23): *whew*
elan_einlhander (21:16:29): *was hoping you'd go :O*
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:16:40): How goes the quest for belts?
elan_einlhander (21:16:51): She called today, apparently.
elan_einlhander (21:16:55): But I'm surrounded by idiots.
elan_einlhander (21:16:59): So no one took a message or a number.
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:17): What bitches.
elan_einlhander (21:17:30): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:17:57): How goes the quest for... questing?
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:28): Pretty good. Reached level 61. :D
elan_einlhander (21:18:34): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (21:18:40): Gatorade is on sale AGAIN.
elan_einlhander (21:18:44): so I'm gonna stock up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:19:26): One dollar for 32 ounces of sexy hydration. :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:36): 32 ounces, holy shit.
elan_einlhander (21:19:50): Yup, a bottle of Gatorade kicks the shit out of a bottle of pop, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:24): I think I was dancing in my sleep.
elan_einlhander (21:20:34): My covers were across the room and I woke up in a sweat.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:39): ...
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:20:46): And had songs in my head.
elan_einlhander (21:20:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:11): YES
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:12): YES
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:13): YES
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:24): Well, that was a short and awesome... awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:36): Some guy just drove by my house in a low-rider blasting "HERE I AM!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:41): "ROCKIN' LIKE A HURRICANE!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:43): On his speakers.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:44): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:27:00): DUDE
elan_einlhander (21:27:06): DAVID FOUND MY FFXI MANUAL.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:13): Holy shit.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:16): Doug has sweet CD-keyage.
elan_einlhander (21:27:35): If someone lets me use this credit card, I can play this game.
elan_einlhander (21:27:39): their*
elan_einlhander (21:27:44): :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:56): Sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:03): You should get a credit card.
elan_einlhander (21:28:48): I've been thinking about it, start establishing some good credit.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:29:36): How is that EVEN funny.
elan_einlhander (21:29:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:55): Establishing good credit.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:02): That's why Doug wants a credit card,lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:16): H-how is that funny? Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:30:22): David your sense of humour sucks.
elan_einlhander (21:30:23): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:50): :<
elan_einlhander (21:39:48): *is moving his feet a lot*
elan_einlhander (21:41:47): Think we need to put a stop to that.
vencabot_teppoo (21:41:57): To what?
elan_einlhander (21:42:15): To my feet continuously moving while I'm sitting.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:28): Doug just can't stop dancing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:34): Not even while sitting down.
elan_einlhander (21:42:48): I need to break my foot.
elan_einlhander (21:42:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:42:51): That'll stop me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:57): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:58): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:42:59): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:43:34): I am pretty scared I'm gonna overdo it and totally bust my shit, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:43:58): I wonder how many people DDR has injured.
vencabot_teppoo (21:44:08): Probably more people than any other video game.
elan_einlhander (21:44:36): Yet it's never targeted by angry parents for influencing our kids, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:47): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:48:46): I pulled a Fonzie today.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:00): Do elaborate.
elan_einlhander (21:49:40): Well, some kid was on the horse, and the guy had put two pennies in it.
elan_einlhander (21:49:42): But it wouldn't run.
elan_einlhander (21:49:55): So I smashed the coin reciever thing with my fist and said "Put a penny in"
elan_einlhander (21:49:59): So he did, and the horse started moving.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:05): ...Wow.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:11): Get hype, Doug.
elan_einlhander (21:50:18): It seriously worked, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:50:31): "KLANK* "Put the coin in": *chink* *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr*
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:39): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (21:53:31): I don't know why bitches bother asking us guys for advice.
elan_einlhander (21:53:37): They have no intent of taking it to heart, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:41): Because they're bitches and love drama.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:50): They feed on it.
elan_einlhander (21:54:07): Some chick who like LAST WEEK asked me if she should immediately get a new boyfriend, this guy who might possibly be going to jail for a LONG ass time.
elan_einlhander (21:54:12): I said no, find out how things are going to go first.
elan_einlhander (21:54:14): Did she listen?
elan_einlhander (21:54:15): Fuck no.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:19): What a stupid bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:25): Damn, bitches..
elan_einlhander (21:54:29): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:54:42): Now she's like "Ugh, I'm so stressed 'cause my boyfriend might go to jail."
elan_einlhander (21:54:44): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:46): I got a message on MSN today saying that Sharon had added me to her new MSN name.
elan_einlhander (21:54:53): Me too.
elan_einlhander (21:54:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:58): Her fifteen millionth new name.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:04): "sexykittenthatbites@hotmail.com"
elan_einlhander (21:55:05): And her name was like ugh
elan_einlhander (21:55:06): Yeah
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:13): God, I hate bitcehs.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:28): I wish I could just learn to love manjina and get it over with.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:55:42): Sadly, Doug and David both hate women BUT
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:48): Also hate manjina.
elan_einlhander (21:55:55): We both are horny-ass teenagers who have NO homosexual interests whatsoever.
elan_einlhander (21:55:59): So we're kinda screwed.
elan_einlhander (21:56:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:04): Nope, we're straight. :<
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:06): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:56:22): Sometimes have to wish I was gay, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:56:36): Or completely neutral, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:41): I think I'll be lonely for a long, long time, because I really do DISPISE girls now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:53): Despise, that is... I think.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:14): Either way, I can't even imagine being in a romantic relationship with a female.
elan_einlhander (21:57:14): I either will be lonely for the longest time, or bang John's girl. :D
elan_einlhander (21:57:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:20): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:28): But I have no romantic interest, so there's not much going on.
elan_einlhander (21:57:42): I find it very difficult to be into dumb-asses, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:56): Doug can only be romantic with a girl who is at least semi-intelligen and semi-kind-hearted.
elan_einlhander (21:58:00): Like my wife who I never see. :(
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:07): I've expanded my brain SO far that I don't think that any human girl could be any less than a fucking retard in my mind.
elan_einlhander (21:58:39): As Alicia pointed out.
elan_einlhander (21:58:42): I'm too smart.
elan_einlhander (21:58:47): Er, I'm too "fucking" smart.
vencabot_teppoo (21:58:52): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:55): I almost apologized, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:58:56): damn bitches.
elan_einlhander (21:59:00): "You're too fucking smart"
elan_einlhander (21:59:01): "I'm sorry."
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:37): I'm going to bed. I'm so tired.
elan_einlhander (21:59:42): Aw man.
elan_einlhander (21:59:43): You fag.
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:44): Doug: :<
elan_einlhander (21:59:47): Yup.
elan_einlhander (21:59:52): Doug want belts. :<
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:05): Find her memory card, then.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:08): What, is it lost?
elan_einlhander (22:00:19): No, no it's not.
elan_einlhander (22:00:21): I'm looking at it.
elan_einlhander (22:00:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:28): Little purple thing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:33): Then why not just give it back and get your belts from her stupid bitch ass?
elan_einlhander (22:00:43): Because she needs to come here in order for that to happen.
elan_einlhander (22:00:46): I'm just.. waiting.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:50): ...Jesus.
elan_einlhander (22:00:56): Lol, good night, David.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:03): Call her right now and say, "BITCH, get over here!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:14): "By the way, you can't get offended by that. David said it was okay. :D"
elan_einlhander (22:01:17): I would if I had her number.
elan_einlhander (22:01:21): I told her you say that a lot, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:26): "God, bitches."
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:35): Lol. Awesome. Anyway, peace.
elan_einlhander (22:01:51): Peace.

4-19-05


vencabot_teppoo (16:13:20): :D
elan_einlhander (16:13:25): -_-
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:30): :\
elan_einlhander (16:13:45): Such gayity.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:49): ?
elan_einlhander (16:14:01): Internet went out again last night, from like midnight on.
elan_einlhander (16:14:06): I am soooooo tired of this,
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:15): That's fruity.
elan_einlhander (16:14:44): And the it's a shity connection to begin with, but I'm the only one who notices THAT.
elan_einlhander (16:14:49): Since no one else plays a full-time game.
elan_einlhander (16:15:01): When all you do is IM all day, you don't notice connection speed.
elan_einlhander (16:15:05): Like Bitch-tits.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:06): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:15:22): So if I complaign they'll be like "wut u talk bout'
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:40): Complaign.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:43): Like campaign.
elan_einlhander (16:15:54): I thought of that after I said it, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:15:59): But was tying my boot.
elan_einlhander (16:16:02): So no correction.
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:16:16): Luckily David was all overi t.
elan_einlhander (16:16:17): it*
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:24): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:17:21): Was talking to Kodora about you, last night.
elan_einlhander (16:17:24): Since she plays Achaea.
elan_einlhander (16:17:54): It's weird knowing so much about someone else's characters.
elan_einlhander (16:17:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:04): Doug was all talkin' Achaea.
elan_einlhander (16:18:06): Relishing her with stories of Vencabot and Dahkuri.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:10): Even though he played for, like, a day.
elan_einlhander (16:18:13): IF even.
elan_einlhander (16:18:34): Talkin' about the Jesters, and Mhaldor, and your EXTREME evil and betrayel.
elan_einlhander (16:18:45): She didn't buy a lot of it, I don't think.
elan_einlhander (16:18:47): Which is too bad.
elan_einlhander (16:18:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:18:51): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:56): Dahkuri had his hands in many sinister soups.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:01): Well put.
elan_einlhander (16:19:15): She said it was no big deal being a Maldaathi, since they're, yah know.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:19): Dahkuri knew what half of the Guilds in Achaea were up to at all times, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:19:24): But I was like no no, he even had the Maldaathi bitch-slapped.
elan_einlhander (16:19:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:33): And his framing of Talkaze.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:37): Maybe the most beautiful thing he ever did.
elan_einlhander (16:20:01): Ruining her.
elan_einlhander (16:20:03): Absolutely ruining her.
elan_einlhander (16:20:13): Plans to overthrow the Maldaathi.
elan_einlhander (16:20:22): Having the daughter of a Godess I think it was?
elan_einlhander (16:20:24): In love with him.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:27): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:34): Mulciber, daughter of Makali, Goddess of DESTRUCTION.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:47): But don't tell Kodora any of that. No idea if she can keep her ass shut.
elan_einlhander (16:20:47): And she was all up in your daddy pants.
elan_einlhander (16:21:00): Naw, I didn't get into personal stuff.
elan_einlhander (16:21:01): Just evil.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:05): Good times.
elan_einlhander (16:21:10): Lol, seriously.
elan_einlhander (16:21:14): I know just about everything you did.
elan_einlhander (16:21:21): Yet as you said, I never played the game for a day.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:29): Doug made an Atavian named Elan.
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:37): And was like, "Welp, this is gay." Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:21:43): Pretty much.
elan_einlhander (16:21:49): I get more of a kick out of being told anyway.
elan_einlhander (16:21:56): It's actually more exciting, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:22:01): The game sounds cooler when you talk about it.
elan_einlhander (16:22:09): That's how I keep almost getting into it.
elan_einlhander (16:22:14): "Wow, that does sound deep."
elan_einlhander (16:22:16): "...Nope, fuck that."
elan_einlhander (16:22:23): You guys need a compass, hard-core.
elan_einlhander (16:22:33): And the mobiles/items in the room need to be seperated from the room description.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:35): You don't even notice the lack of a compass after awhile.
elan_einlhander (16:22:36): THEN we'd be getting somewhere.
elan_einlhander (16:22:42): Well good for after a while, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:22:48): I need it to begin with to retain my interest.
elan_einlhander (16:22:51): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:04): You can't move that fast in Achaea anyway.
elan_einlhander (16:23:08): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:16): So it doesn't slow you down much to look what directions you can go.
elan_einlhander (16:23:20): I wonder if I could make a compass, client-side.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:25): They're making one.
elan_einlhander (16:23:27): :O
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:30): On the new client.
elan_einlhander (16:23:32): :OO
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:33): The one that I WAS testing, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:23:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:23:38): I can't use the Java client anymore.
elan_einlhander (16:23:40): It doesn't open.
elan_einlhander (16:23:42): o_O
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:44): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (16:23:53): I went to their site, 'cause Dave was telling me it wouldn't work.
elan_einlhander (16:23:58): And I clicked the play now button.
elan_einlhander (16:24:01): Nothin' happened.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:07): Maybe the pop-up window was blocked.
elan_einlhander (16:24:14): Maybe.
elan_einlhander (16:24:19): I can use Portal, of course.
elan_einlhander (16:24:26): So I wonder if a compass would be concievable with Portal.
elan_einlhander (16:24:30): They do have some image thin.
elan_einlhander (16:24:32): thing*
elan_einlhander (16:24:41): But Portal's not really for programming, so I dunno.
elan_einlhander (16:24:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:24:47): Portal covers my MM needs perfectly.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:48): Then yeah, you could probably make a trigger to change the image.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:03): MUSHclient would pwn all other clients if it had HP bars and stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:07): Which it doesn't, for some reason.
elan_einlhander (16:25:09): o_O
elan_einlhander (16:25:10): Gay
elan_einlhander (16:25:13): Sorta.
elan_einlhander (16:25:18): I don't need them or anything.
elan_einlhander (16:25:30): Yesterday was a shockingly good MM day for me.
elan_einlhander (16:25:41): Got three new marks and practice ice wind to 75%, and got to memorize it.
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:51): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:25:51): The spell costs like 30 million gold, just to get it in a book.
elan_einlhander (16:25:58): But I oversaw a transaction of someone buying it.
elan_einlhander (16:26:11): So I borrowed the book for like a minute and practiced the spell to 75% and memorized it. :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:26:21): So I had ice wind for a night, my best spell supposedly.
elan_einlhander (16:27:14): I remember trying to download MUSHclient once, for the computer upstairs, since Portal won't work.
elan_einlhander (16:27:17): For some reason I couldn't find it.
elan_einlhander (16:27:25): I can't remember what stopped me.
vencabot_teppoo (16:27:31): Weird.
elan_einlhander (16:28:01): There's really not much of a good reason to use Zmud over Portal in MM.
elan_einlhander (16:28:18): Portal has a trigger limit, but triggers are ILLEGAL in Materia Magica, so really that shouldn't be a factor.
elan_einlhander (16:28:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:28:30): The only legal triggers are highlighters.
elan_einlhander (16:28:48): Other than that, you can make scripts, but shit's really not that complex, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:29:01): Complex scripts lead to botting, which is also illegal.
vencabot_teppoo (16:29:11): Yep.
elan_einlhander (16:29:17): So Portal is perfect.
elan_einlhander (16:29:21): And you don't pay.
elan_einlhander (16:29:22): or steal.
elan_einlhander (16:29:23): lol.
elan_einlhander (16:29:31): I'm so odd with my views on thievery.
elan_einlhander (16:29:44): I download music without hesitation, but I am extremely anti-theft and anti-lying on so many things.
elan_einlhander (16:29:47): I'm a hypocrite.
elan_einlhander (16:30:07): Yet it never see-oh, I was copying Yahoo! logs today, and read like half of my Lynnette ones.
elan_einlhander (16:30:16): And Jesus, I was a pussy.
elan_einlhander (16:30:38): *A.D.D*
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:30:45): Pussy?
elan_einlhander (16:31:08): "Yeah, I went to that funeral thing, and I didn't say it yesterday, but I really wanted you with me. :\"
elan_einlhander (16:31:14): Someone needed to be behind me when I typed that.
elan_einlhander (16:31:21): And go "Jesus Doug, don't be such a fucking pussy."
vencabot_teppoo (16:31:34): Wow,lol.
elan_einlhander (16:31:44): David would do it.
elan_einlhander (16:31:51): Except maybe in a more sarcastic way.
elan_einlhander (16:31:58): Like "AwwWWWw, Doug is a pussy-wussy."
elan_einlhander (16:32:58): Oh yeah, are you gonna level straight to 100 in Achaea?
elan_einlhander (16:33:05): I blew her mind telling her you're level 60 in two weeks. :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:33): Yeah, that was the idea. Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:33:41): Sweet.
elan_einlhander (16:33:46): "T-tell me if he hits Dragon soon."
elan_einlhander (16:33:49): ":D"
vencabot_teppoo (16:33:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:01): Lave is a very Dragon-ish name.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:20): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:26): He's supposed to be Fou-Lu's son.
elan_einlhander (16:34:29): Awsine.
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:49): Ah, beautiful weather.
elan_einlhander (16:34:59): It was ugly-humid yesterday
elan_einlhander (16:35:06): Is it a little dryer today?
elan_einlhander (16:35:17): Drier..
elan_einlhander (16:35:18): Hmm
elan_einlhander (16:35:19): Dryer
elan_einlhander (16:35:23): Die
elan_einlhander (16:35:24): Dying
elan_einlhander (16:35:25): Dryer
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:52): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (16:37:26): Man, I went to get the mark of Impotence today.
elan_einlhander (16:37:33): In Unseelie castle, down in the Faerie Plane.
elan_einlhander (16:37:41): So I had to buy a gold potion to get there, which was 25k gold.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:45): ...Mark of Impotence.
elan_einlhander (16:37:54): God damn it, I knew you were gonna do that.
elan_einlhander (16:37:57): No story for your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (16:38:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:38:01): Yes, mark of Impotence.
elan_einlhander (16:38:01): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:38:08): Everyone thought it was fake.
elan_einlhander (16:40:13): Copying all of these Yahoo! archives is so unbelievably gay.
vencabot_teppoo (16:40:41): Yeah, that's ghetto.
elan_einlhander (16:40:57): I finished Lynnette today, I think.
elan_einlhander (16:41:01): Still haven't got to you, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:41:07): Which is gonna be the daddy of them all.
elan_einlhander (16:41:24): And like four of Sharon's names to go, and Kodora of course, and I think even Seraphin.
elan_einlhander (16:41:25): Christ. -_-
vencabot_teppoo (16:41:53): Jesus Fucking Christ.
elan_einlhander (16:42:05): And I refuse to reformat until those are al copied.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:08): Jesus Fucking Christ, savior of the fucking Jewish people.
elan_einlhander (16:42:12): They are my memories.
elan_einlhander (16:42:15): Lol, I like that.
elan_einlhander (16:42:26): I'm gonna start saying "J.F.C"
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:43): I say obk instead of omg sometimes.
elan_einlhander (16:42:53): "J.F.C? What the heck is that."
vencabot_teppoo (16:42:57): For "oh-bi-kai." Even though that means nothing in any language.
elan_einlhander (16:42:58): "Jesus Fucking Christ you're an idiot."
elan_einlhander (16:43:06): Rofl, nice David.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:16): I just say it all slow, like "oh my God."
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:19): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:20): Bi.
vencabot_teppoo (16:43:21): Kai.
elan_einlhander (16:44:00): I'm 30 in MM now.
elan_einlhander (16:44:06): My character picture is starting to fit less and less.
elan_einlhander (16:44:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:45:24): I should give him some wrinkles and grays hairs when he hits 40.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:30): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:45:35): But then what when he hits 80?
elan_einlhander (16:45:47): I'll give him a bald spot, and make all of his hair white.
elan_einlhander (16:45:51): And a little bit of a bunch.
elan_einlhander (16:45:54): hunch*
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:03): You never played Saga Frontier II, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:07): Wil Knights.
elan_einlhander (16:46:11): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:17): "Myeeeaaaaaah...!"
elan_einlhander (16:46:18): Anywho, I gotta jet to work, you can tell me later.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:20): Peace.
elan_einlhander (16:46:22): Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:25): ~eyes tearin' up~ CAIN
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:25): NOT
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:27): HELLRAZOR
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:28): CAIN?
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:29): NO?
vencabot_teppoo (23:27:31): HELLRAZOR?!
vencabot_teppoo (23:28:47): ~seriously crying over it, lol~
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:34): CAIN.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:38): NOT.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:42): HELLRAZOR.
vencabot_teppoo (23:29:44): NO MORE.
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:36): ~had to stop bashing to catch his breath~
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:38): O.O
vencabot_teppoo (23:34:58): NO!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:38): Banon says, "You joining Ashtan Cain?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:45): Cain says, "I am permaenemied."
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:54): Banon says, "Ah right."
vencabot_teppoo (23:36:59): Wintir says, "So?"
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:10): Erhon says, "What he did to Ashtan would.. require a lot of pentence..."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:20): Cain says, "I have caused great harm to that city in the past, and am the reason for several occultic skills being downgraded back when i was an occultists along time ago, that probably would never happen."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:28): Erhon says, "On a whole bunch of levels.."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:38): Erhon says, "You were the reason for several skills getting downgraded while a Naga...."
vencabot_teppoo (23:37:45): Cain says, "Infact, i have caused great harm to every city, hence, permaenemied everywhere, and an eternal rogue."
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:11): ~twitch~

4-20-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:08:18): ...
elan_einlhander (0:08:57): Cain not Hellrazor no more?
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:04): THE HELLRAZOR IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:18): EVERYONE IS CELEBRATING BUT MEEEEEE
elan_einlhander (0:09:55): Damn.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:57): I WENT TO SHALA-KHULIA WHERE I CAN'T HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE REST OF THE WORLD
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:04): AND WHEN I GOT BACK THE HELLRAZOR WAS DEAAAAD
elan_einlhander (0:10:12): Define "dead"
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:16): ...
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:21): ~tries to calm down~
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:30): Okay.
elan_einlhander (0:10:30): *pats your back, and offers you some Gatorade*
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:37): He got engaged.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:43): To a woman from Ashtan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:47): I was around when it happened.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:52): I sent him a congratulations.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:59): I leave to go to Shala-Khulia.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:01): Come back.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:07): Cain is in the same street-gang as me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:12): I'm like, what the fuck. When did he join.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:18): Why would anyone let Cain join.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:23): People are celebrating.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:29): Cain seems to be in a really thoughtful mood.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:34): He tells the whole story.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:39): Of what happened while I was gone.
elan_einlhander (0:11:48): Oh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:00): Mhaldorians aren't supposed to become engaged to anyone who isn't Mhaldorian.
elan_einlhander (0:12:15): Makes sense, Mhaldorians are anti-everyone, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:26): Sartan just happened to be around when Cain got engaged, so he let him have it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:32): Talking about how love is a weakness.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:57): Cain responded by saying that love had been his strength for years, and it was what fueled his fighting. What made him the fighter that he was.
elan_einlhander (0:13:09): Dun dun dun.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:23): He said that his love made him strong, and that his having to live a lie for apparently quite a many years is what inspired his mad anger.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:43): So he told Sartan to go play hide-and-go fuck himself.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:47): Quit Mhaldor.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:52): Quit the Order of Sartan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:56): Quit a bunch of his clans.
vencabot_teppoo (0:13:59): Quit his Guild.
elan_einlhander (0:14:06): Hide-and-go fuck himself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:09): And apparently joined the Fighting Hellfish, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:14:18): That sounds like a cheesy sports team.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:24): He says that he's just going to be an eternal Rogue, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:31): He says he never wants to fight again, because his anger is gone.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:39): He says that he wants to settle down and have a family... and...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:40): and...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:41): and....
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:42): ....and...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:44): ....study...
elan_einlhander (0:14:45): ...................
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:47): ...theoretical...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:49): physics...
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:56): He wants to have a family and study theoretical physics.
elan_einlhander (0:15:04): *is smirking hard-core*
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:07): He doesn't want to be a part of a city, or a Guild.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:10): He doesn't want to fight anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:14): He doesn't want to steal anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:31): He doesn't want to be an assassin anymore.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:40): He just wants to be a normal guy, and to be with his fiance'.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:51): And, apparently, to be a scholar. Apparently, he's 'always loved studying.'
elan_einlhander (0:16:00): Hellrazing was just a hobby?
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:10): So now, since he has no Guild and no City, like me, he's title'less.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:21): When you Honours Cain, his name is just... Cain.
elan_einlhander (0:16:21): Oh, so he can't be the Hellrazor by title.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:24): And that's really what he is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:29): He's just Cain now.
elan_einlhander (0:16:31): He's Cain the buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:32): The Hellrazor is dead.
elan_einlhander (0:16:48): Damn, dude.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:52): All Cain wants is peace and love, I guess.
elan_einlhander (0:16:58): He's a hippy now.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:01): The Hellrazor is dead and buried.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:07): All while I was on a distant island.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:12): I come back.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:26): I only notice that he's talking on MY clan channel halfway through bashing on the mainland.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:29): I just stand there.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:33): Getting hit by this enemy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:53): I finally kill it, and then decide that I might freak out and if I freak out in the wilderness I might get all of my shit stolen.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:00): So I decided I needed to get to somewhere safe, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:12): David hears that the Hellrazor is dead, and he immediately needs to get somewhere safe.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:43): So, I went to Ashtan, and now I'm just sitting outside of the ruins of the Iron Citadel.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:52): The former Guildhall of the Ancient Infernals.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:06): I've just been sitting there for about an hour, lol. Cain logged off awhile ago.
elan_einlhander (0:19:20): Wanna do something? :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:38): I need to finish bashing, eventually. I told myself that I'd gain a level today, goddammit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:56): I can't believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:00): I can't fucking believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:06): First Cooper, now this. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:20:23): Oh. :\
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:25): Cooper becomes a loyal old man, and Cain becomes a hippy.
elan_einlhander (0:20:36): Hey, hippy was my comparison.
elan_einlhander (0:21:14): I-I was at work until midnight?
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:20): I guess so, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:21:35): I pushed 250 carts in 25 minutes. :(
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:54): 10 cpm. Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:22:15): They had me stay late to get all of the carts off of the wall, so they could wash the sidewalks.
elan_einlhander (0:22:36): So intead of making it a gradual two hour job, I did the awesome thing and pushed like a hundred at a time and finished the job in 25 minutes. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:22:43): And completely destroyed my body. :D
elan_einlhander (0:22:47): And couldn't get up. :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:56): But I somehow doubt that you're too weak to dance.
elan_einlhander (0:23:10): You know, I bet I could, but it's strangely HOT in here.
elan_einlhander (0:23:38): Does David need a hug? :D
elan_einlhander (0:23:40): :(
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:48): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:55): I need to KILL Cain.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:05): AND Cooper. This just makes me even more mad at Cooper,lol.
elan_einlhander (0:24:06): It should be your new life goal.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:25): I can't believe that I STILL wanted to join Cooper's family, just because of his legend.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:36): He left his legend behind just like Cain just did, so fuck the Ikari.
elan_einlhander (0:25:13): I still think you need a hug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:17): Lave needs to start his own bad-assed clan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:29): Since there's no longer any beings bad-assed enough for Lave's bad-assed appetite. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:49): Get to Dragon, the raise Hell.
elan_einlhander (0:25:50): No pun intended.
elan_einlhander (0:25:56): then*
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:02): Lave the Hellrazor, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:26:20): Lave the Einlhander-razor.
elan_einlhander (0:26:23): Doug that doesn't even make sense.
vencabot_teppoo (0:26:35): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:21): I think I'm just gonna rat for the rest of my level, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:29): Don't want to have to be doing anything difficult. Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:29:35): Since you might SNAP.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:41): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:29:48): David is INFAMOUS for snapping.
elan_einlhander (0:30:02): It's even to the point where Koree goes: "David snapped"
elan_einlhander (0:30:07): And Doug goes "mmhm"
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:30:33): That son of a bitch was supposed to bring me games tonight.
elan_einlhander (0:30:38): I want my DBZ and FFVIII games back.
elan_einlhander (0:31:05): I bought five more jugs of Gatorade, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:31:11): I've found a delicious flavour, finally.
elan_einlhander (0:31:17): So I can actually fully enjoy the stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:40): Crazy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:44): And you hated Gatorade, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:32:07): It all tasted like nothing.
elan_einlhander (0:32:20): But Fierce Strawberry and Strawberry Lemon-lime have hard-core flavour.
elan_einlhander (0:32:24): So I am set for LIFE.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:01): Nice.
elan_einlhander (0:33:28): Colwyn is now informing me that Luke smokes weed twice a day and is valedictorian, so weed therefore does not affect school performance.
elan_einlhander (0:33:34): And this is knowledge I needed to know.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:49): Man, Kayla was a stupid bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:33:54): ...David
elan_einlhander (0:33:55): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:33:56): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (0:34:01): Luke = Kayla/
elan_einlhander (0:34:07): OH WAIT
elan_einlhander (0:34:10): I GET IT NOW.
elan_einlhander (0:34:12): SHUT UP.
elan_einlhander (0:34:13): I GET IT.
elan_einlhander (0:34:15): DON'T EXPLAIN
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:19): Good, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:34:26): It dawned on me.
elan_einlhander (0:34:47): I was like I know you're pissed off about Cain, but that doesn't mean you can randomly call out people you already hate, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:35:04): "Marachino cherries are delicious." David: "Man, Kayla was such a dumb bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:57): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:36:21): Doritos are $1.65 a bag this week.
elan_einlhander (0:36:34): The full-sized ones.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:51): Goddamn.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:01): ~said that out loud, and it sounded hilarious, lol~
elan_einlhander (0:37:06): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:42): Doug: "Doritos are $1.65 a bag this week. The full-sized ones."
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:49): David: "God DAMN."
elan_einlhander (0:38:14): lol, I know, I know exactly how you say every word in your vocabulry in every situation.
elan_einlhander (0:38:22): *typed that up with a doughtnut hanging out of his mouth*
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:19): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:25): Lave needs therapy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): Sent a message to his therapist.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:53): "The Hellrazor is dead. I need to talk, to you, soon. -Lave Ignazio"
elan_einlhander (0:44:49): OH GOD IT'S HOT.
elan_einlhander (0:44:50): Mmm
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:57): O.o;;
elan_einlhander (0:44:58): Was Kroger the kind of orange juice I first had at your house?
elan_einlhander (0:45:06): The kind that blew my mind.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:08): Maybe.
elan_einlhander (0:45:16): I hope so, because there's a gallon of it in the fridge.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:26): Usually this family buys cheapo gay-ass orange juice like Dean's.
elan_einlhander (0:45:28): And I hate Dean's.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:33): Dean's sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:46:00): Cheaper doesn't mean it's what you should get, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:46:08): I'll pay the extra fifty or so cents for the good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:13): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:41): Cain (Male Horkval). He is 123 years old, having been born on the 20th of Miraman, 267 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. He is ranked 594th in Achaea. He has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings. He is an extremely credible character. He is one of the near-permanent Infamous. He is a member of the Quisalis Mark. He is considered to be approximately 780% of your might. He is a licensed bookmaker. He is a Penetrator of the Depths in the Fellowship of Explorers. He is the clan head of the clan called 'Achaea Anonymous.' He is a member of the clan called 'House Aristata.' He is a member of the clan called 'The Warriors of Sapience.' He is a member of the clan called 'House Lichlord.' He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:51): His motto: 'The one who would defy an empire...' He is recently engaged to be married to Lady Moraine Rousseau! He has been divorced once. He summoned Sh'Fah, the Kx'Khrah warrior.
elan_einlhander (0:47:12): How is credible if he's so infamous? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:22): That's his character rating.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:29): Meaning, how often he stays IC.
vencabot_teppoo (0:47:41): The Infamous rating means how often he's defiled shrines.
elan_einlhander (0:47:59): Ohhh.
elan_einlhander (0:48:16): Defiled, as in peeing on the walls?
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:19): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:48:25): What a dick.
elan_einlhander (0:48:27): *shakes fist*
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:07): Does Best Buy do trade-ins?
elan_einlhander (0:49:19): Where you like trade in your computer, and it pays part of a new computer, and you pay the difference?
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:45): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:50:10): I was THINKING that maybe MAYBE if they did, that I would wait to reformat my computer until I have a fair sum of money, and maybe trade in for a new one.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:38): YEah, that'd be dope.
elan_einlhander (0:50:43): After reformatting, of course.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:44): I'm sure they'd let you.
elan_einlhander (0:50:47): So they get it like it's new.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:54): They'd reformat for you.
elan_einlhander (0:50:56): Since my computer is in the same shape I got it in, really.
elan_einlhander (0:51:00): Also true.
elan_einlhander (0:51:11): But if I do that, I need to do some research on the best thing to go for.
elan_einlhander (0:51:15): I want a laptop, but I don't.
elan_einlhander (0:51:16): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:33): The only way I'd ever go for a Laptop is if it was one HELL of a Laptop, and that would cost a fortune.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:45): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:52:25): I want like eight gigs, a better processor and graphics card than I have now, a CD-RW drive, a DVD drive.
elan_einlhander (0:52:31): Two-in-one, most likely.
elan_einlhander (0:52:32): For the drive.
elan_einlhander (0:52:43): At least four USB 2.0 ports.
elan_einlhander (0:52:55): Ethernet port.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:08): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (0:55:34): God damn, I have to work AGAIN tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:56): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:56:08): They keep having me stay late, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:13): I wouldn't care if they just SCHEDULED me late.
elan_einlhander (0:56:20): But it's always half-way or near the end of my shift.
elan_einlhander (0:56:24): "Can you stay late? :D"
elan_einlhander (0:56:30): And I'm all like excited to go home.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:40): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (0:57:09): But since I have that trip coming up, the extra hours are really helpful.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:18): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:57:19): I have about $160 in the bank as of now.
elan_einlhander (0:57:31): And I think two more pay days 'till my trip.
elan_einlhander (0:57:35): So eh.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:45): Still no belts.
elan_einlhander (0:57:49): ...SON OF A BITCH.
elan_einlhander (0:57:54): Way to REMIND ME.
elan_einlhander (0:57:56): NO FUCKING BELTS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:05): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:09): I'd firebomb her car.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:13): After saving the belts.
elan_einlhander (0:58:27): Really? :(
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:32): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:58:39): I wub you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:06): I don't think I'm gonna get level 62 tonight.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:21): I think that I can let it slide and gain 62 and 63 tomorrow.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:33): I think that the Hellrazor DYING is reason enough to throw off my schedule a bit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:37): I can't be mad at myself.
elan_einlhander (0:59:39): I'll forgive it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:40): The Hellrazor is dead.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:59:42): This time.
elan_einlhander (1:00:40): Been around David too much.
elan_einlhander (1:01:02): WhenEVER I go upstairs for anything, the first thing I see is Rebecca at that fucking computer, and I always go "Ugh, stupid bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:10): I knew you were gonna say that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:14): -Get hype.
elan_einlhander (1:01:16): I believe it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:36): I was like, "He's gonna say that he's been around me too much because he's calling girls bitches way more often now."
elan_einlhander (1:04:29): There was one plus of working that late.
elan_einlhander (1:04:42): Since like no one is around, and I can basically work in peace out in the dark, I was able to listen to my music.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:27): Cool.
elan_einlhander (1:06:45): Think people would get upset if I started referring to myself as "Holy Father" or "Messaiah"?
elan_einlhander (1:08:02): Messiah*
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:13): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:17): Nah.
elan_einlhander (1:08:23): Good, way ahead of yah.
elan_einlhander (1:21:38): Apparently a chorus of girls singing about diahhrea is gross.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:51): Chappelle's Show?
elan_einlhander (1:22:05): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:09): Good tiems.
elan_einlhander (1:22:09): Girl saying it disgusted her.
elan_einlhander (1:22:12): Indeed.
elan_einlhander (1:22:18): Doug likes Chapelle's Show, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:22:26): Oddly enough.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:33): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:36): So does David.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:37): Sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:44): I always think of the really funny skits.
elan_einlhander (1:22:49): Yup.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:56): But really, if you watch the show consistantly, a lot of them really aren't very funny.
elan_einlhander (1:23:00): Then there's the generic skits that I never remember, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:31:46): O_O
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:03): ?
elan_einlhander (1:32:14): :O
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:12): The Caps Lock key should be replaced with another Enter key.
elan_einlhander (1:33:27): Not for you it shouldn't, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:31): Mister caps lock.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:10): Man, I must be getting old. I'm so tired.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:11): Peace.
elan_einlhander (1:44:22): Peace.
elan_einlhander (21:14:46): Bitches, I swear.
vencabot_teppoo (21:14:51): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (21:15:15): So today, the mark of Impotence is brought up.
elan_einlhander (21:15:27): ANd everyone busts into a fit of giggles before I can even explain.
elan_einlhander (21:15:41): So I get the exact definition for impotence, generall, and it means not potent.
elan_einlhander (21:15:52): I tell them this, and this chick goes "Some of us do have college degrees, yah know."
elan_einlhander (21:16:15): So that says to *me*, some of us aren't THAT stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:16:25): So I'm lik-
elan_einlhander (21:16:26): Wait
elan_einlhander (21:16:28): Where's your avatar.
elan_einlhander (21:16:32): :O
vencabot_teppoo (21:17:08): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (21:17:45): What's with ye?
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:10): A whole ass-load of people that I haven't talked to in forever are messaging me, for some reason.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:20): And Kenny is being incoherent, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:24): AND I'm trying to play Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:18:31): And Doug is bitchin'.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:31): Where some guy is blabbing to me about some stupid thing.
vencabot_teppoo (21:18:48): needrealnamehelp: cameron didnt like my idea about staying in japanese to learn about the weather -_- Vencabot Teppoo: ...What? needrealnamehelp: i was making fun of him cause he dropped jap a year before us and said he couldve learned about the weather needrealnamehelp: he didnt like that.... needrealnamehelp: then he went on a rant about sentence structure Vencabot Teppoo: Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:18): Cameron is trying to get me to teach him Japanese.
elan_einlhander (21:19:23): Fuck that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:33): So he opened a Yahoo! window and wants me to diagram shit using Doodle.
vencabot_teppoo (21:19:54): And some guy in Achaea wants me to talk to him about some stupid new thing they're going to implement.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:06): While leaching XP off of me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:09): AND NOW KOREE MESSAGES ME.
vencabot_teppoo (21:20:10): WTF.
elan_einlhander (21:20:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:20:47): I'm sorry dudwe.
elan_einlhander (21:20:48): dude*
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:00): Koree: ey! Koree: where were you? Vencabot_Teppoo: At home. Koree: doing what? Vencabot_Teppoo: SLEEPING. Koree: why? Vencabot_Teppoo: IT'S NICE WEATHER TO SLEEP IN. Koree: ...? Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, it IS.
vencabot_teppoo (21:21:13): Too many message windows open.
elan_einlhander (21:21:46): You can close mine, I don't think I have anything major to discuss.
vencabot_teppoo (21:22:08): You're the only person out of all of these people that I can ahve an interesteing ocnfevfgrsation with, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:22:39): I happen to LOVE interesteing ocnfevfgrastions.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:01): Closed all of my windows. Now just need to find a way to ditch this guy in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:23:12): Have your shirt catch on fire.
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:20): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (21:23:56): Apparently, in Achaea, according to this guy, and I have no idea where he heard this from...
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:06): They're going to start organizations called "houses."
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:26): Which, I guess, are going to be like Guilds, minus the Skills.
elan_einlhander (21:24:37): So like clubs?
elan_einlhander (21:24:38): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:46): And I was like, "Dude, we already have Clans... Why do we need Houses?"
vencabot_teppoo (21:24:53): And he was like, "But... hmm." and just shut up, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:00): That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:12): But I guess it's true, because he's talking to a Divine about it right now.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:19): Half of the Clans are ALREADY houses.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:23): House Lichlord.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:25): House Aristate.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:30): House Roisin-Ikari.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:42): If you look it up, Houses are like families. Synonymous.
vencabot_teppoo (21:25:51): Also, Clans are like families. Synonymous.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:10): Clans have their own talking channel. Their own Help files.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:17): Their own ranking systems.
elan_einlhander (21:26:22): David, I get it.
elan_einlhander (21:26:23): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:26): I have no idea what the point of these new Houses is.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:29): It's sounds stupid.
elan_einlhander (21:26:36): Yes, yes it's does.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (21:26:41): Ditch the guy.
elan_einlhander (21:26:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:26:48): Seriously, light your shirt on fire.
elan_einlhander (21:26:50): Worked with Misty.
vencabot_teppoo (21:26:53): But, he's a manic depressive friend of Lave, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:14): We bashed together a few times, and then he was having girl troubles and SUMMONED me to the bar to drink with him.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:11): Hey, maybe I get to talk to Matsuhama. That'd be dope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:27): He says that I'm invited to the discussion. I wanna tell Matsuhama what a retarded idea I think it is.
elan_einlhander (21:28:30): Ubeed
elan_einlhander (21:28:32): Indeed*
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:34): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:38): Ubeed.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:27): Ah, I see. I don't get to actually talk, but I get to be heard.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:45): I guess I turned this guy to my side of the argument, since he didn't have anything to say when I said about how we already have Clans.
vencabot_teppoo (21:29:57): So now he's arguing to Matsuhama for me about the uselessness of these Houses, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:24): Meanwhile, I have to stand here, and lose valuable bashing time.
vencabot_teppoo (21:30:26): ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:27): So what, you can't see my avatar?
elan_einlhander (21:31:39): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (21:31:44): Weird.
vencabot_teppoo (21:33:58): How's MM?
elan_einlhander (21:34:17): Been a little irritated, but I was super-Heroic today, so that's cool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:28): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (21:34:33): How were you SUPER heroic?
elan_einlhander (21:34:53): Chick got CPKed, and she prayed for help.
elan_einlhander (21:35:00): But yah know, we don't go and rescue gear, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:35:08): But I disabled Guide and went to annonymously investigate.
elan_einlhander (21:35:21): Sure enough, two of her corpses were in there, an agressive mob smashed her.
elan_einlhander (21:35:27): Inside of her corpse was like EVERYTHING
elan_einlhander (21:35:36): Some real valuable shit too, I'd estimate around 10 million gold.
elan_einlhander (21:35:42): I had NO obligation to do anything.
elan_einlhander (21:35:46): I coulda just took it and ran.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:57): I would've.
vencabot_teppoo (21:35:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:36:02): but I attacked the mob, and sat there fighting it for like five minutes while slowly looting.
elan_einlhander (21:36:20): Then I delivered it all back to her, with my heart in my throat.
elan_einlhander (21:36:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:27): Nice.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:46): Meanwhile, Mhaldor is hunting Cain.
vencabot_teppoo (21:36:54): And Cain is kicking Mhaldor's ass, which makes me happy.
elan_einlhander (21:37:00): Hurray.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:01): But it won't last forever. :o(
elan_einlhander (21:37:29): She gave me a million gold.
elan_einlhander (21:37:30): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:37:33): Out of nowhere.
vencabot_teppoo (21:37:33): Damn
elan_einlhander (21:37:37): So I was like wow.
elan_einlhander (21:37:43): I was trying to be all mysterious.
elan_einlhander (21:37:44): Like
elan_einlhander (21:37:54): "I don't want anything, just for you to know that there's still some good people left."
elan_einlhander (21:37:58): Which was a cool line to go out on.
elan_einlhander (21:38:02): But then she sent me money.
elan_einlhander (21:38:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:38:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:43): Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:47): Stealing color from our sight
vencabot_teppoo (21:47:52): Red is gray, and yellow, white
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:04): But we decide which is right, and which is an illusion
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:05): :O
elan_einlhander (21:48:10): :0
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:18): Lol. I've been doing that all day.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:25): People love the, "wow, that's profound!" face.
vencabot_teppoo (21:48:25): :O
elan_einlhander (21:48:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:02): FFXI is 13 bucks a month.
elan_einlhander (21:51:04): Must PLAY
elan_einlhander (21:51:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:10): I won't even stick with it, I know.
elan_einlhander (21:51:15): But God damn, I am playing this game.
elan_einlhander (21:51:18): So help me.
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:25): So help me God*
elan_einlhander (21:51:35): *thought you might end up thinking he was asking you for help*
vencabot_teppoo (21:51:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:08): I'm crawlin' similar to an ant because I'm low to the earf.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:24): People's feelinz get hurt when they figure out what I'm werf.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:43): |:o)
elan_einlhander (21:59:50): Shut up.
elan_einlhander (21:59:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:59:54): -Doug
vencabot_teppoo (21:59:58): Lave, standing on the top of the water, fighting off anglerfish as they jump up at him.
elan_einlhander (22:00:15): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (22:00:30): Well, if my mom doesn't take me to get my ID tomorrow, I think I'll attempt reformatting.
elan_einlhander (22:00:40): Assuming I can get those fucking Yahoo! archives finished.
elan_einlhander (22:01:03): I don't even care about other shit now, I can get it back
elan_einlhander (22:01:26): If not tomorrow, then Friday, I have both days off.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:01:58): David, how was that funny.
elan_einlhander (22:02:03): How I ask you, how.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:09): About the damn archives, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:11): Because I've been there.
elan_einlhander (22:02:17): Fair enough.
elan_einlhander (22:02:32): In the next version of Yahoo!, they should make it so you can copy them all at once or something.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:50): Some messenger... I think, yeah, ICQ, saves Archvies in .txt format.
elan_einlhander (22:03:11): And of couse, as soon as I open my archive, I get this: 
elan_einlhander (22:03:12): vencabot_teppoo (0:09:04): THE HELLRAZOR IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:21): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:03:41): I'm not even gonna finish Lynnette's, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:03:43): Fuck it.
elan_einlhander (22:03:48): I got enough of it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:20): I saved all of my archives of jackdanielsincrystalglasses.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:25): Because I was going to print them all out.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:26): And burn them.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:27): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:34): But I decided to just delete them
elan_einlhander (22:04:46): Yeah but Lynnette wasn't an online girlfriend, she was a real-life girlfriend, so our online discussions were like nothing.
elan_einlhander (22:04:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:04:55): The stuff that pissed me off is already in my stuff folder, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:42): Since you copied it all at the time.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:46): And sent it to me.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:05:52): I did.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:16): Upon the shattered rocks (road). A noxious, red-hued fog fills the area. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An occupied iron gibbet suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A decaying corpse has been impaled here upon a fifteen foot stake. You see exits leading east, southwest, and northwest.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:27): There's something funny about a sunny day on Sartan's island, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:07:58): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:13): I told dad I was sick today, so I skipped school.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:19): But do you wanna know the real reason? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:29:33): Tell me it wasn't because of Cain.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:34): I've had my window open recently, because the weather has been so nice.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:38): And last night it rained.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:53): So when I woke up, my room was cool and perfectly humidified.
vencabot_teppoo (22:29:59): Cool, not gold.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:03): And smelling like rain.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:08): gold = cold.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:23): And I just said, "Fuck it, I'm not getting out of bed. It's too nice in here." Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:30:35): So you were in bed all day?
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:38): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:30:42): Lame.
vencabot_teppoo (22:30:48): <^>
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:05): Dreams in Achaea should be interactive.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:09): If they were, it'd be insanely awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:31:17): I'm in a bad mood now, so you should probably refrain from telling me things like that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:17): Because, really, they're gay and pointless... and spammy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:31:24): Why are you in a bad mood?
elan_einlhander (22:31:55): Was getting ignored in MM, am now dead, and now I've got a girl talking to me that's sorta on my nerves, while I copy these gay archives that tend to piss me off.
elan_einlhander (22:32:00): Because I stupidly read them.
elan_einlhander (22:32:13): And then got your gay ass being gay.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:13): Why were you getting ignored in MM?
elan_einlhander (22:32:16): I dunno.
vencabot_teppoo (22:32:21): -_-
elan_einlhander (22:32:36): Guy who was guiding me stopped answering, so I tried to find the place on my own and stumbled into a DT.
elan_einlhander (22:32:39): So now I'm dead.
vencabot_teppoo (22:33:07): DT = death trap?
elan_einlhander (22:33:15): Aye.
elan_einlhander (22:35:08): Well I'll be.
elan_einlhander (22:35:12): I HAVE said "Lmao"
elan_einlhander (22:35:17): rootxero (0:15:45): 8-bit Theatre rootxero (0:15:59): someone: "ready?" rootxero (0:16:12): RM: "I was born ready" rootxero (0:16:27): Fighter: "i was born naked and screaming" elan_einlhander (0:16:31): ROFL rootxero (0:21:58): quote BM... rootxero (0:22:37): BM: "Rock, Paper, SCISSORS IN THE EYE!!!" elan_einlhander (0:22:45): Lmao
elan_einlhander (22:35:20): I feel dirty for that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:30): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:35): That is a good 8-Bit quote, though.
vencabot_teppoo (22:35:46): "I was born naked and screaming." I'm gonna start saying that.
elan_einlhander (22:38:47): God fucking damn it.
elan_einlhander (22:38:54): elan_einlhander: You already know about that one. elan_einlhander: DBZ Budokai 3. Kodora : Ah. Kodora : What do you think of death?
vencabot_teppoo (22:39:25): Lol. Goddamnbitches.
elan_einlhander (22:39:46): elan_einlhander: I think it's great.
elan_einlhander (22:39:47): There
elan_einlhander (22:39:48): Suck my dick
vencabot_teppoo (22:40:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:42:49): Op, yay, she's been typing a reply for two minutes. :D
elan_einlhander (22:42:55): You know it'll be good. :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:58): Geezus.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:25): ~doesn't even go into the unholy realm of correcting that word, if it truly does need correcting~
elan_einlhander (22:44:44): Kodora : Well, in the Discworld Series, there is a death who cares about hummanity and is interested in the life that those who are alive live. In another book, Good Omens, partly by the same author, death, the grim reaper, is protrayed as unfealing and cold. Which, I think portrays in some ways how people think of death. So, I was curious what you thought about death, and I made it general so you could answer how ever you wanted. elan_einlhander: When you die, you're dead, and as far as we know there's nothing more to it, it's no big deal
elan_einlhander (22:44:46): Yay for books. :(
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:13): Fuck fuck fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:14): Bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:20): I don't even talk to bitches anymore, and that's why. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:45:33): I like this girl, seriously, but god damn sometimes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:45): Stupid bitches. What the fuck does that even matter. Why do people think so much about stupid things. It's not even... like... That isn't even THINKING.
elan_einlhander (22:45:46): She asks the dumbest metaphorical and rhetorical shit.
vencabot_teppoo (22:45:50): That's just WASTING ENERGY.
elan_einlhander (22:45:51): It's not.
elan_einlhander (22:45:52): it's not.
elan_einlhander (22:45:56): Because you won't get a conclusion.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:02): What is the POINT?
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:06): Next time, ask her that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:11): What is the goddamn POINT WOMAN?
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:20): What the FUCK does it matter
elan_einlhander (22:46:22): I am, right now.
elan_einlhander (22:46:22): lol.
elan_einlhander (22:46:29): elan_einlhander: When you die, you're dead, and as far as we know there's nothing more to it, it's no big deal. Kodora : Alright elan_einlhander: Why do you always ask things with no answer?
vencabot_teppoo (22:46:43): "Now see what you've done? You've made David flip out."
elan_einlhander (22:47:12): Kodora : To me, they have answers.
elan_einlhander (22:47:40): elan_einlhander: Not logical practical ones, just blind speculation and waste of energy. elan_einlhander: What's death? elan_einlhander: You die, blam. elan_einlhander: You knew the answer.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:55): "To me, they have answers."
elan_einlhander (22:47:56): "You die, blam"
elan_einlhander (22:47:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:48:15): Cant' even focus on my work now.
elan_einlhander (22:48:16): Fucking a.
vencabot_teppoo (22:48:21): "Now, not that I feel this way, but my friend David thinks that you're a stupid ass bitch that needs to shut the fuck up before he pees in your ear."
elan_einlhander (22:49:21): Oh my god.
elan_einlhander (22:49:32): Kodora : Fine, I'll be sure not to ask you questions that could waste your energy.
elan_einlhander (22:49:39): *really tempted to tell her what you just said, now*
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:02): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:03): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:04): Do it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:50:05): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:50:34): Watch her take it out of character and harass you on Achaea.
elan_einlhander (22:50:35): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:06): I hope she's not Isune, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:05): She's gonna say alright or okay to answer me, watch
elan_einlhander (22:52:11): To my explination.
elan_einlhander (22:52:21): And in GIRL TALK that means "God fuck you, you make me so upset. :<<<<<<"
vencabot_teppoo (22:52:27): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:52:46): elan_einlhander: That's just it though, you're asking things with no rationale, all the answer CAN be is complete and utter speculation. elan_einlhander: No logic, no evidence, no science. elan_einlhander: Just whatever someone can make up.
elan_einlhander (22:53:28): Did I spell rationale right?
vencabot_teppoo (22:53:55): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:54:14): Or maybe, just MAYBE she'll give me an answer TEN TIMES MORE RETARDED.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:15): But you're really wasting your breath.
elan_einlhander (22:54:18): Kodora : And yet, that's one of the most important thing to people. Religion, death, the soul. It's important to poeple, or there would be no religion, no one would care enough to attend mass, or whatever service there is. There are wars over religion, divisions of "good" and "bad" people. No, there can't be an answer, not a sure one.
elan_einlhander (22:54:21): Maybe she will.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:37): Okay, thanks bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:41): Then tell me why you asked.
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:49): You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid
vencabot_teppoo (22:54:50): stupid,
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:04): stupid, stupid, STUPID, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:12): stupid, stupid, STUPID, stupid, stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (22:56:01): elan_einlhander: All right, instead of asking again why you asked, or explaining why those people waste their energy on the wrong things rather than bettering THEMSELVES first, I'll just break down and I say that I don't have an answer to the question with no answer.
elan_einlhander (22:56:33): Genius?
elan_einlhander (22:56:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:36): "Yes, there can be no sure answer."
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): (Stupid Questions): David says, "...I... you..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:56): (Stupid Questions): David says, "...Can't believe... how..."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:02): (Stupid Questions): David says, "...YOU."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:06): (Stupid Questions): David says, "...ASKED."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:10): (Stupid Questions): David says, "...ME."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:26): (Stupid Questions): David says, "........."
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:37): I actually said "stupid" out loud that man times, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:58:00): I'd be babbling a lot if Dave weren't in the room.
elan_einlhander (22:58:32): *eye keeps twitching*
elan_einlhander (22:58:34): *just one*
elan_einlhander (22:58:48): Kodora : Alright, why do I ask them? I'm curious, curious as to what will be said. I've told you this. elan_einlhander: I honestly don't know why you ask questions with no answers. elan_einlhander: Oh, you answered yourself. elan_einlhander: Nvm. elan_einlhander: Don't ask me a question if you don't exepct an answer.
elan_einlhander (22:58:52): And I thiiiiiiink we're done.
elan_einlhander (22:59:00): Yet another person w-
elan_einlhander (22:59:03): Lol, she said alright
elan_einlhander (22:59:04): I called that.
elan_einlhander (22:59:14): Yet another person who will now hate me over fucking NOTHING.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:43): Alright = I'm a bitch, jesus.
vencabot_teppoo (22:59:52): If you could set triggers on Yahoo!.
vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): I'd so set a trigger for "*: Alright" to change it to read "$1: I'm a bitch, jesus."
elan_einlhander (23:00:35): And I ssadly can't play MM like this eithere.
elan_einlhander (23:01:13): Sine i can't type straight.
vencabot_teppoo (23:01:21): Yep. Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:01:41): Talking to Highlandra in another window, lol:
elan_einlhander (23:01:50): elan_einlhander: Now I can just be moderately pissed in peace. Highlandra : hey i know what you could do elan_einlhander: Kill all women. Highlandra : get some tattoos elan_einlhander: Good idea. Highlandra : hey im a woman Highlandra : :( elan_einlhander: Sucks.
vencabot_teppoo (23:02:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:02:22): "Sucks"
elan_einlhander (23:02:27): Doesn't even really mean anything
elan_einlhander (23:02:32): I didn't say "that sucks"
elan_einlhander (23:02:35): Or "this sucks"
elan_einlhander (23:02:40): or "I sucks"
elan_einlhander (23:02:40): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:45): "Get some tattoos," lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:03:47): What a bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:01): This is why I can never do drugs.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:15): I swear, if I had less inhibitions, I would go on a bitch-killing spree.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:26): That would be a very dangerous combination.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:31): ESPECIALLY if Doug was high too, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:04:42): No kidding.
elan_einlhander (23:04:44): Since I have a sword.
vencabot_teppoo (23:04:47): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:05:38): Kodora : Any other requests for things I shouldn't do? elan_einlhander: Not on my mind, no. elan_einlhander: You? Kodora : Nope. elan_einlhander: Groovy. Kodora : Yup.
elan_einlhander (23:05:40): What
elan_einlhander (23:05:41): a
elan_einlhander (23:05:42): bitch
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:04): God, I would've listed ten thousand other things.
elan_einlhander (23:06:11): There's no point, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:13): "I'll make a list for you real quick."
elan_einlhander (23:06:13): there really isn't.
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:17): "Stay off my dick."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:22): "Get off my dick."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:25): "Get off my nuts."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:29): "Stay off my nuts."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:37): "Make me a pie."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:44): "Go sit in your room."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:49): "Never talk to me again."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:51): "Die."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:53): "Die."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:55): "Pie."
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:56): "Die."
elan_einlhander (23:06:58): But David
elan_einlhander (23:07:00): You know what'll happen
elan_einlhander (23:07:12): I'll get over it, and she might get over it, and we'll be all cutesy happy again for a while.
elan_einlhander (23:07:16): Because I am a bitch, and a pussy.
elan_einlhander (23:07:22): And deserve to die.
elan_einlhander (23:07:23): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:24): That was like me and Kayla, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:36): So you and her can only resolve things the same way as me and Kayla.
vencabot_teppoo (23:07:46): Which ended in me making an insane amount of death threats, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:07:59): That's like us and ANY chick, dude.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:02): And calling on the power of the Devil to bless me with the evillest tone.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:08:07): It just has to get SO bad that it HAS to be FORCED to end.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:11): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:19): Except with me and Lacy, rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:08:20): What the fuck, seriously.
elan_einlhander (23:08:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:24): That was the BEST break-up in history.
elan_einlhander (23:08:25): She took it well.
elan_einlhander (23:08:43): Wait, I have Budokai again.
elan_einlhander (23:08:44): ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:08:48): O.o
elan_einlhander (23:08:53): Mankind may have some hope.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:12): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:09:36): Koree brought me back my games.
vencabot_teppoo (23:09:46): Cool.
elan_einlhander (23:11:25): As soon as I load up my away message:
elan_einlhander (23:11:28): Kodora : Have a good night. elan_einlhander: Still here. elan_einlhander: Lol. Kodora has signed out. (4/20/2005 11:10 PM) elan_einlhander: Just have to turn- elan_einlhander: Oh, you were leaving. elan_einlhander: Buh bye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:11:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:12:00): Son of ab itch
elan_einlhander (23:12:02): She came back.
elan_einlhander (23:12:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:07): Dude, if she had asked me what I thought death was, I swear to God.
elan_einlhander (23:12:14): I shoulda said me.
elan_einlhander (23:12:17): I am the End-All.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:39): No, I won't even go into saying what I'd do. I'll show it in play format.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:47): Kodora: What do you think death is?
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:57): David: Hang on, I'll go kill myself and find out. Bye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:07): Kodora: What? Don't even joke about stuff like that.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:13): David: Lol. You think I'm joking. Bye.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:19): Kodora: Hang on!
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:26): David: Nope. Too late. Peace.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:29): David has signed off.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:34): *makes new screen name*
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:39): *uses it for about two weeks*
elan_einlhander (23:13:43): Ghost_of_David.
vencabot_teppoo (23:13:46): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:15:44): What a great game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:15:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:16:13): Okay, she's really gone now.
elan_einlhander (23:18:14): Trunks is such a pimp.
elan_einlhander (23:18:18): But so is SSJ4.
elan_einlhander (23:18:20): So hard to choose.
vencabot_teppoo (23:18:32): Yeah.
elan_einlhander (23:19:45): OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS SWEET.
vencabot_teppoo (23:20:18): It is, too.
elan_einlhander (23:20:34): I feel five times better already.
elan_einlhander (23:20:41): And I'm only on round three of the tournament.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:22): ~thinking about it~ Or, every time Kodora asked me a stupid-ass question, I'd quote a random song lyric.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:27): I used to do that with Misty, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:35): That and the whole... shirt thing, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:21:45): Rofl, I was gonn asay that.
elan_einlhander (23:21:47): gonna say*
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:47): Kodora: What do you think about animal rights?
vencabot_teppoo (23:21:57): David: I'd like to get off one time and not apologize.
elan_einlhander (23:21:59): SHE WOULD ASK THAT
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:09): Kodora: ...What?
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:12): David: I dunno.
elan_einlhander (23:22:23): I just like that lyric.
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:23): Kodora: No, really. What do you think about animal rights and zoos?
elan_einlhander (23:22:31): *shirt catches on fire*
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:37): David: AHHHH!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (23:22:38): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:22:42): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:23:38): Tossed around Gohan like he was a bag of fecal matter.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:31): Kodora: Do you think that we're really only two genes away from apes?
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:45): David: Careening through the universe, your axis on a tilt.
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:48): Kodora: ...What?
vencabot_teppoo (23:25:58): David: You're guiltless and free, I hope you take a piece of me with you!
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:05): Kodora: What does that have to do with apes?
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:15): David: ... *shirt catches on fire* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
elan_einlhander (23:26:46): And if she were enough like Misty, she'd help you put out that shirt-fire and forget anything was asked.
vencabot_teppoo (23:26:54): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:29:30): It's funny how bad typing stands out SO MUCH more when you're cranky.
elan_einlhander (23:29:38): And I'm like God, what a fucking retard, look at that.
elan_einlhander (23:29:43): Especially when you know them in real life.
elan_einlhander (23:29:50): Like Highlandra here:
elan_einlhander (23:30:14): Highlandra : man i need a job hard core elan_einlhander: Yup, agreed. Highlandra : were to though? Highlandra : *looks around* elan_einlhander: There's tons of places, just go out and get one. Highlandra : i have a problem with applications elan_einlhander: No you don't. elan_einlhander: Applications are simple Highlandra : know one respons to then Highlandra : *them elan_einlhander: You're not doing it enough. elan_einlhander: No* Highlandra : were do you think i should go and dont say mejier elan_einlhander: Any fast food place, any supermarket, look up things online, Menards/Lowe's, etc. elan_einlhander: The possibilities are endless.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:25): What a _____ ______.
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:31): "Were to though."
elan_einlhander (23:31:33): Dumb bitch?
vencabot_teppoo (23:31:35): David: "...What?"
elan_einlhander (23:31:57): Exactly, that means something TOTALLY different the way she spelled it.
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:25): David: "Well, I'd like to get off one time and not apologize."
vencabot_teppoo (23:32:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:32:56): I just unleashed the beast, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:33:17): OH MY GOD
elan_einlhander (23:33:18): LOL
elan_einlhander (23:33:21): elan_einlhander: The possibilities are endless. Highlandra : hmmm Highlandra : were should i go elan_einlhander: THE WORD IS WHERE, WHERE.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:29): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:33:30): I tore the SHIT out of Gohan, then she asked that.
elan_einlhander (23:33:43): So I was in rabies-mode.
elan_einlhander (23:33:44): Lol
elan_einlhander (23:35:23): Ring-out, gay.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:13): David: I was hopin' you would be waitin there for me, baby, I was hopin' you'd be waitin' for me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:38:17): Kodora: ...Excuse me?
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:09): David: But you're not the kind of person who would be waitin' there for anybody not even me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:11): Kodora: ...
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:16): David: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (23:39:31): After a while David just kind of mixes up his responses, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:35): And it gets more and more random.
elan_einlhander (23:43:54): You know, I was thinking.
elan_einlhander (23:44:04): What if Budokai 3 had 3-D movement.
elan_einlhander (23:44:17): And still played well, like the controls.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:17): It does, doesn't it? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:23): Not fully.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:29): You mean, like Tekken 4.
elan_einlhander (23:44:34): You're still sort of on a track.
elan_einlhander (23:44:39): Nope, that still isn't fully.
elan_einlhander (23:44:45): If I hit forward, I go toward my opponent.
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:49): You mean like Destrega? Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:44:50): I won't go "past" them.
elan_einlhander (23:44:55): Destrega?
elan_einlhander (23:44:59): Wtf is that.
elan_einlhander (23:45:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:06): That's some weird fighting game that I was in love with.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:19): Where you run around like an adventure game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:22): With a huge arena.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:26): And throw fireballs at eachother.
elan_einlhander (23:45:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:34): And then, when you're close enough, it's like a fighting game.
vencabot_teppoo (23:45:39): Kinda like... uh... Power Stone.
elan_einlhander (23:45:57): Mmm, I like Power Stone.
elan_einlhander (23:47:28): I want Clinton back in office.
elan_einlhander (23:47:57): I should give myself a terminal illness, and tell the Make-A-Wish Foundation that is my final wish.
vencabot_teppoo (23:48:18): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:50:23): Highlandra : doug we gotta hang out some time
elan_einlhander (23:50:29): *read that as "hang ourselves"*
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:35): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:50:45): 'Cause I'm all over that.
elan_einlhander (23:53:32): CIRCLE OR SQUARE
elan_einlhander (23:53:34): NOW
elan_einlhander (23:53:35): NOW
elan_einlhander (23:53:36): NOW
elan_einlhander (23:53:36): NOW
elan_einlhander (23:53:38): Fucking
vencabot_teppoo (23:53:39): CIRC
elan_einlhander (23:53:43): Too late idiot.
elan_einlhander (23:53:45): God damn
elan_einlhander (23:53:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:53:47): :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:32): Highlandra: were should i get a job
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:46): David: Seeking only workman's wages, I come lookin' for a job, but I get no offers.
elan_einlhander (23:55:47): BURNING ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (23:55:48): Highlandra: huh
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:03): David: Just a come-on from the whores on seventh avenue...
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:10): Highlandra: wat r u talkng about
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:21): David: I do declare! There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there...
elan_einlhander (23:56:22): LOL
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:56:25): AS SOON AS YOU TYPED HUH
elan_einlhander (23:56:27): elan_einlhander: BURNING ATTACK!!!!!!!! Highlandra : huh'
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:30): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:56:37): Minus the apostraphe.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:55): You should tell her that she typed exactly what I was typing to mock her.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:58): At exactly the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:56:58): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:11): "It's so funny. David was mocking you just as you typed that."
elan_einlhander (23:57:21): elan_einlhander: You managed to type exactly what David typed to mock you at the same time.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:51): And then copy-paste what I was saying, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:58:26): She'll get hard-core confused.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:28): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:43): She'll look at where I was using her name, and be like, 'huh?'
elan_einlhander (23:58:50): huh
elan_einlhander (23:58:50): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:51): But, her screen name doesn't look like Highlandra to her.
elan_einlhander (23:58:55): Sadly.

4-21-05


elan_einlhander (0:05:41): David, have sex with me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:55): *You and me baby we ain't nuthin' but mammal*
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:02): *So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel*
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:13): ~hear's that in his head whenever anyone says anything about having sex, lol~
elan_einlhander (0:06:29): Way to use an apostraphe, fag.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:33): I wish I could have typed it up as quickly as it came into my head.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:50): You have to just use your imagination,lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:56): "David, have sex with with me."
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:59): *You and me baby we ain't nuthin' but mammal*
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:07): *So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel*
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:46): Those really are great lyrics, though.
vencabot_teppoo (0:07:52): Maybe some of the best lyrics in history.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): "You and me, baby, we ain't nothin' but mammal, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
elan_einlhander (0:08:17): Aside of some of the whimsies of H! Vltg8, or however that's spelled.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:24): Yeah, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:08:50): That's on my mp3 players, and whenever it talks about inducing the reduction of cells and molecules I go "Genius, Jesus."
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:27): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:13): I love that song, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:10:19): I know.
elan_einlhander (0:10:24): You never shut the fuck up about it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:59): "I was diggin' through crates since I've been livin' in space. Before the rat-race, before monkeys had human traits. I mastered numerology and big-bang theology; performed labotomies with telekinetic psychology."
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:06): That song blew my mind with how good the lyrics were, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:11:16): I admit it fows well.
elan_einlhander (0:11:21): Very well.
elan_einlhander (0:11:22): Flows*
elan_einlhander (0:11:24): Geniusly well.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:37): Geniusly.
elan_einlhander (0:11:48): Our new word.
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:24): "I pass through walls and inanimate obstacles via reduction of compression of cells and molecules."
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:29): David: ".............."
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:39): David: "...That kinda... makes sense."
vencabot_teppoo (0:12:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:12:56): And I never would have thought of saying anything even close to that, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:13): And, on a final note of that song, it reminds me of Megaman Battle Network, because of "No man's colder than the Pharoah when he jams your plans over." I was like, "so true."
elan_einlhander (0:17:33): He does jam pretty cold.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:03): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:08): But really, he doesn't.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:11): He's just hard as fuck to find.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:18): He was a push-over, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:18:58): I was sorta upset they took him out of 4.
elan_einlhander (0:18:59): Or 3?
elan_einlhander (0:19:03): I forget if he was in 3.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:14): I didn't play either.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:19): I played 3 a little.
elan_einlhander (0:30:32): Busy on Achaea?
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:44): Slightly. Why?
elan_einlhander (0:30:56): Needed something done on MM.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:22): What?
elan_einlhander (0:31:30): I need a guy in Rune to pick something up.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:39): I don't have any chars.
elan_einlhander (0:32:21): Aye, but I have two.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:42): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:01): Alright. Gimme about ten minutes, if you can.
elan_einlhander (0:33:06): No problem.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:25): I can relate to that song, Doug
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:36): Because people's feelings get hurt when they figure out what Lave's worth.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:46): They're like, "Ha, classless noob."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:49): "I'm level 63."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:51): "...Ow."
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:40:57): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:18): Almost ready.
elan_einlhander (0:41:23): He's in position.
elan_einlhander (0:41:56): What I'm planning to do is
elan_einlhander (0:42:07): I'm in FP, and I have to go in this DT for an item.
elan_einlhander (0:42:11): But the item is vanish-death.
elan_einlhander (0:42:22): So I'm gonna donate the item, and it will end up in the Rune donation room.
elan_einlhander (0:42:33): So someone needs to grab it, since I'll be dead and on another plane of existance.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:11): ...Nice. It's not no-donate?
elan_einlhander (0:43:21): Nope, it's been done before.
elan_einlhander (0:43:24): This is how you get the mark.
elan_einlhander (0:43:38): It's some remains, of like a body.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:14): Okay, lemme sign in.
elan_einlhander (0:44:20): ~nod~
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:13): Save image as "evidence.png." Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:56:18): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:22): If you need it, tell me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:28): I'll just send it now. It's a PNG.
elan_einlhander (0:57:36): "You had no way of knowing it was coming."
elan_einlhander (0:57:44): Right buddy, I wasn't PLANNING ON IT or anything.
elan_einlhander (0:57:44): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:58:00): Just because you're too slow means we're trigger happy.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:33): You got the evidence?
elan_einlhander (0:58:41): Seems like it, yeah.
elan_einlhander (0:58:43): Let me try to open it.
elan_einlhander (0:59:15): Or not, where'd it go..
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:25): ~_~
elan_einlhander (0:59:37): Send again.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:06): What a fucking retard.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:15): If that was a trigger, it was the slowest trigger in history.
elan_einlhander (1:01:15): So wait
elan_einlhander (1:01:25): If we didn't know the remains were coming.
elan_einlhander (1:01:30): Why WOULD we have that kind of trigger?
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:31): No, don't ask.
elan_einlhander (1:01:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:32): Rofl
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:33): He's a retard.
elan_einlhander (1:01:33): Sorry
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:47): Like I said, slowest trigger in history, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:00): I saw something enter, and even though I KNEW you were dead, I was like, "Well, I might as well try."
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:11): And I was like, "get remains," and sure enough, I got remains, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:20): And then he was like, "oh no, dude. Fuk that."
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:21): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:42): I didn't even have my finger HOVERING over the enter key, like HE should hae.
vencabot_teppoo (1:02:44): have, that is.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:02): And of course, David, extremely OOC, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:42): And, apparently, his proof that I used a trigger is a log he took.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:53): Since the log can obviously show that I moved at lightspeed to get the donation.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:23): That guy must not even know what a trigger is, lol. What level is he?
elan_einlhander (1:04:43): 240, sadly.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:05): I could've grabbed the remains FASTER if I would have had "get remains" typed in, and with my finger over the enter key.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:25): But I typed in "get remains," lol. G-E-T- -R-E-M-A-I-N-S.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:31): And CASUALLY picked them up.
elan_einlhander (1:05:37): lol, he just got done harassing Seraphin, and here's our argument:
elan_einlhander (1:05:52): You tell Saccred 'Hey, harassing me is one thing, but you've no right bothering Seraphin.' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1887hp 2560sp 1680st> repl Seriously, be a man about it at least. You tell Saccred 'Seriously, be a man about it at least.' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1887hp 2560sp 1670st> [GUIDE] Raerd says 'can I get someone to oversee a trade for me at nr bank pleas e?' [SAFE]<1887hp 2560sp 1670st> Saccred tells you 'fuck you..' [SAFE]<1895hp 2566sp 1682st> guide talk I'm in FP. [7] guides heard you say, 'I'm in FP.' [SAFE]<1895hp 2566sp 1682st> Saccred tells you 'you just lost your lcan an ally' [SAFE]<1895hp 2566sp 1682st> [GUIDE] Sekolah says 'Dead..' [SAFE]<1895hp 2566sp 168
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:28): "you just lost your lcan an ally."
elan_einlhander (1:06:33): There's moe.
elan_einlhander (1:06:34): more*
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:36): I figured.
elan_einlhander (1:07:06): You tell Saccred 'I don't care, you don't harass my friends because you're being retarded.' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1902hp 2571sp 1681st> repl Some ally you were, then You tell Saccred 'Some ally you were, then' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1909hp 2575sp 1680st> Saccred tells you 'elan shut the fuck up' [SAFE]<1909hp 2575sp 1680st> Saccred tells you 'you lost your clan an ally all by yourself' [SAFE]<1916hp 2579sp 1689st> repl I'll shut up when you grow up. You tell Saccred 'I'll shut up when you grow up.' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1916hp 2579sp 1679st> repl Aw, I'm so sad now. You tell Saccred 'Aw, I'm so sad now.' Saccred is away, he may not see you
elan_einlhander (1:07:18): Saccred tells you 'v is going to be happy to hear your the reason he lost a clan ' [SAFE]<1922hp 2583sp 1681st> ct I apparently lost our clan an ally single-handed ly. [4] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- I apparently lost our clan an ally single-handedly.' [SAFE]<1922hp 2583sp 1681st> repl Cry me a river, I won't abandon my ideals for your childishness. You tell Saccred 'Cry me a river, I won't abandon my ideals for your childishnes s.' Saccred is away, he may not see your tell. Message: brb [SAFE]<1928hp 2587sp 1680st> Saccred tells you 'your ideals of cheating?' [SAFE]<1928hp 2587sp 1680st> repl I didn't cheat, you're just under the impressi on I did. [CLAN] Seraphin: '---===MoOsE ChUcKeR===--- they weren't on the list of allies' He is ignoring
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:54): "They weren't on the list of allies."
elan_einlhander (1:08:30): And what's funny is
elan_einlhander (1:08:31): They;'re not
elan_einlhander (1:08:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:57): You're lucky I was on your guy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:04): If I would'v- No.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:16): HE'S lucky that I was on your guy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:25): If I was on Vencabot.
elan_einlhander (1:09:29): Shizzam.
elan_einlhander (1:09:30): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:32): I would've roasted him bad. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:10:02): We've got proof, and he's not even being civil.
elan_einlhander (1:10:05): So I've nothing to worry aboutl
elan_einlhander (1:11:10): AND I'm a Guide.
elan_einlhander (1:11:22): So I've already got good credibility, and this guy is infamous for being a little bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:11:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:14:58): The only thing that could screw us is the alt issue, if someone really knows Arlon's my alt.
elan_einlhander (1:15:07): But I could go with brother, since in the game he really is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:15:53): You shoulda just had Seraphin do it, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:04): I can't believe I got the remains, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:07): She was on another continent at a time.
elan_einlhander (1:16:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:09): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:15): "Hey, I got some remains."
elan_einlhander (1:16:16): I started to think "Wow, maybe I did donate them"
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:17): "No shit?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:16:43): I was gonna go in and donate more for him, until he started his little harassment game.
elan_einlhander (1:16:48): Then it become "op, tough shit son"
elan_einlhander (1:16:58): I don't take too kindly to that sort of thing.
elan_einlhander (1:17:02): So you just lost yourself an item.
elan_einlhander (1:17:09): David knows, I'm a nice guy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:16): Well, you lost yourself a lcan ally.
elan_einlhander (1:17:27): If he had said "We've been working on getting thoe for a while, mind if I have them?" I would said "Sure, I can get more."
elan_einlhander (1:17:33): But now I lost myself a lcan ally.
elan_einlhander (1:18:18): Even though he's not, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:22): VT has told me the day's true moral, though.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:34): I asked him what he would've said to Saccred if he had been there, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:46): VT: "Well, I guess nothing is sacred."
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:53): VT: "And Saccred's a fucker."
vencabot_teppoo (1:18:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:19:15): And you can quote that.
elan_einlhander (1:19:19): -=>Clan Allies<=- #1 Tuath Fiana [-=={TF}==-] #13 SpiritWalk [SpiritWalk] #41 Oracle [*Oracle*] #67 Transcend [-=T=-] #27 Apathy [*^ApathY^*] #75 Supremacy [-=SuP=-]
elan_einlhander (1:19:28): Sure enough, his clan is nowhere to be found *Avalance*
elan_einlhander (1:19:31): Avalanche*
elan_einlhander (1:19:47): Er
elan_einlhander (1:19:51): Power of Entropy, my bad.
elan_einlhander (1:19:55): either way.
elan_einlhander (1:19:57): Not on that list.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:07): ~nods~
elan_einlhander (1:20:15): So I hope he DOES bring it up to Vswan.
elan_einlhander (1:20:19): Here's Doug, as Vswan:
elan_einlhander (1:21:14): Saccred tells you 'heh you can thank elan fro losing your clan an allie, cause were done' You tell Saccred 'hate to breka this to u buddy, but your clans not an allie' Saccred tells you 'o so thats how it is, fuck you 2'
elan_einlhander (1:21:23): Man that took a long time to type in-character, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:31): You tell Saccred 'plus were follwoing vts rule of thubm on this 1.'
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:40): You tell Saccred 'nothign is sacred'
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:48): You tell Saccred 'and saccreds a fucker'
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:23:06): Except for the 1, that's exactly how he'd say it.
elan_einlhander (1:23:11): the nothign is infamous.
elan_einlhander (1:23:36): Oddly enough he doesn't do the number thing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:24:20): Good times, though.
elan_einlhander (1:24:32): David visits in MM in many shapes and forms on occasion, and they're generaly good times in some way.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:38): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:20): Yaaay. I reached level 62 and 63 today.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:24): So I'm no longer behind.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:26): :o)
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:35): :o) > ^_^
elan_einlhander (1:25:37): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:43): I can't believe I ever did ^_^
elan_einlhander (1:25:46): Seraphin tells you 'Jander tells you '(Jander) i heard word about an upcoming wa r between 28 and 36...over triggers and a mark?''
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:55): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:56): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:57): HASLDASD
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:57): AD
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:58): SDFS
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:01): A
elan_einlhander (1:26:09): Doug's like huh?
elan_einlhander (1:26:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:11): CLAN WAR.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:12): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:22): ~saying it out loud, cracking himself up~
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:26): CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:29): AW SNAP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:26:31): IT'S ON NOW.
elan_einlhander (1:26:35): I hope so, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:26:40): They have like three Heroes and that's it.
elan_einlhander (1:26:48): We've got like four Archons and four Heroes.
elan_einlhander (1:26:50): Bring it on.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:17): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (1:28:07): I can single-handedly take on ANYONE in that clan, lol, I'm an oldie.
elan_einlhander (1:28:10): They're all uppity kids.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:17): ...
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:21): CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
elan_einlhander (1:28:25): None of them has been playing for a year even, LOL
elan_einlhander (1:28:29): CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
elan_einlhander (1:28:40): David would come back to MM if the clan wars SUDDENLY started up outta nowhere.
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:52): And he'd be level 80... somehow.
elan_einlhander (1:28:55): Just to be a spec-
vencabot_teppoo (1:28:58): VT would just come back to life, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:58): Level 80, yes.
elan_einlhander (1:29:04): Except VT was level 104, David.
elan_einlhander (1:29:05): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:09): The perfect moment for his rap. Oh yeah, he was, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:18): He was level 80 for fuckin' evar.
elan_einlhander (1:29:22): Yeah, he really was.
elan_einlhander (1:29:25): I had to MAKE you level.
elan_einlhander (1:29:28): Drag you along with me.
elan_einlhander (1:29:47): Elan just walks out of his house one day, spellbook on hand.
elan_einlhander (1:29:52): Tries 'cast resurrect vencabot'
elan_einlhander (1:30:01): You begin speaking the words of the spell...
elan_einlhander (1:30:29): You have completed your casting. A silver runestone, a sunstone, a mandrake leaf, a pinch of sulfur, an irridescent fish scale, and a guitar pick vanish if a puff of smoke.
elan_einlhander (1:30:54): Right before your eyes, in a flash of lightning, the unearthly God of Rock has ben called forth with guitar in hand.
elan_einlhander (1:31:24): Saccred tells you 'is it just me or to you an arlon have the same ip'
elan_einlhander (1:31:32): Dude, how the HELL did he just come to that conclusion.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:56): He's just bluffing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:00): Since we don't have the same IP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:13): He thinks you were on as two chars.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:22): And is trying to make you sweat.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:26): Sadly, you weren't. Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:32:52): I told him that while he's my brother, we didn't have the same IP there.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:06): Shoulda just said, "no."
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:10): "We don't."
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:33:21): I shoulda, but I typed up part of it before I realized he's bluffing.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:41): Just put him on ignore.
elan_einlhander (1:33:46): Wait, did you quit out Arlon?
elan_einlhander (1:33:51): Or did you disconnect?
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:52): Yes, why?
elan_einlhander (1:33:54): Good
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:55): I QUIT, YES.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:03): I mean, QUIT, Y.
elan_einlhander (1:34:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:42): I was like wait, how would he check the IP of a character who isn't even logged in.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:58): He wouldn't be able to check the IP anyway. He's not an admin.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:08): And even if he WAS an admin, he'd see that we DON'T have the same IP.
elan_einlhander (1:35:09): No shit.
elan_einlhander (1:35:19): I wish I hadn't said the brother thing first.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:28): Well, no one can prove that we aren't brothers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:49): We practically are, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:36:02): You might have to do some role-playing. :D
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:14): Easy, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:26): But no immortals are even involved, right?
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:35): Saccred's just mouthing off, and who the Hell is he?
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:42): No one can EVER, EVER prove that we had a trigger.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:49): And if they try, we have evidence that I was on Hyper Terminal.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:51): End of story.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:17): That's IF the Immortals decide that it's even WORTH investigating something that SACCRED'S stupid ass reported, and which they know is impossible to prove.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:49): Just tell Saccred, "Look, no triggers were used, I have evidence that Arlon was using Hyper Terminal, your ass is just slow, end of story."
elan_einlhander (1:39:37): Hang on, explaining it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:42): To WHO?
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:57): The more you explain, the more potential shit you get yourself in.
elan_einlhander (1:41:48): The owner of the other clan.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:33): Well, all I would've said is, "Look, no triggers were used, I have evidence that Arlon was using Hyper Terminal, Saccred's ass is just slow, end of story."
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:45): "You wanna do the war thing? Let's do this. We'll eat you."
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:48): "If not, s'cool."
elan_einlhander (1:42:51): I sent her the log of how he was treating me.
elan_einlhander (1:42:53): I don't care about the war.
elan_einlhander (1:42:57): I care about Immortal intervention.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:04): Seriously. I step away from Achaea for ONE second.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:07): To another MUD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:15): And I get idiots in my face, "o no fuk that."
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:15): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:21): Achaea > MM.
elan_einlhander (1:45:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:45:13): Dude he's telling eeeeeeeeeeveryone.
elan_einlhander (1:45:17): This is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (1:45:22): my whole clan is getting random messages.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:26): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:56): Saccred tells you 'o no man beef is on your hole lcan better wach your asses seriosly"
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:55): Anyway, I'm going to bed. Peace.
elan_einlhander (1:47:58): Peace. -_-
elan_einlhander (3:11:45): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (3:11:54): I just noticed, in the bottom left-hand corner of your screen-shot.
elan_einlhander (3:12:01): "Vass being an ass.txt" on your desktop.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:57): Yeah, you might wanna edit that out, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:53): Yaaaay.
elan_einlhander (16:14:52): Sorta here
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:02): :o(
elan_einlhander (16:15:06): Playin' DBZ with Dan,.
elan_einlhander (16:15:09): But we can chat.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:09): Ah.
elan_einlhander (16:16:32): so what's u.
elan_einlhander (16:16:38): up*
vencabot_teppoo (16:16:41): Nothin'.
elan_einlhander (16:17:35): No Achaea'ag/
vencabot_teppoo (16:17:47): Playing Achaea, but nothing particularly up. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:33): Yeah, our evidence is hilarious.
elan_einlhander (16:18:34): ol.
elan_einlhander (16:18:41): Vass being an ass.
vencabot_teppoo (16:19:06): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:25): Guess who apologized last night.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:31): Saccred?
elan_einlhander (16:20:42): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:46): You?
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:20:49): lol
elan_einlhander (16:20:50): n
elan_einlhander (16:20:51): o
vencabot_teppoo (16:20:57): Kodora?
elan_einlhander (16:20:59): Aye.
elan_einlhander (16:21:03): She logged back on about four.
elan_einlhander (16:21:09): And apologized for being rude. :<
vencabot_teppoo (16:21:40): Probably on her period. Crazy bitch,
elan_einlhander (16:22:05): Stupid bitches.
elan_einlhander (16:22:25): BUT
elan_einlhander (16:22:34): I got approaved for my state ID today.
elan_einlhander (16:22:41): Took three trips ot the Secretart of the State.
elan_einlhander (16:22:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:22:49): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:23:30): First them they're like "You need proof that you live in Michigan. :O"
elan_einlhander (16:23:44): So I had to go back home and dig up a bank statement.
elan_einlhander (16:24:26): Then I go back, and they're like Social Security card isn't a vbalid ID.
elan_einlhander (16:24:51): Hang on.
elan_einlhander (16:25:28): But apparently.
elan_einlhander (16:25:34): A school year book picture is even valid ID.
elan_einlhander (16:25:40): Wheras somehow my SSN is not?
vencabot_teppoo (16:25:46): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:04): The number that DEFINES ME.
elan_einlhander (16:26:08): is not identification.
elan_einlhander (16:26:13): But a middle school yearbook is, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:35): That's incredible.
vencabot_teppoo (16:26:42): You could've moved to Afghanistan.
elan_einlhander (16:28:13): No shit.
elan_einlhander (16:32:36): No shit.
elan_einlhander (16:32:44): I got booted.
elan_einlhander (16:32:45): So repeat
elan_einlhander (16:34:09): .Maw?
vencabot_teppoo (16:34:16): Vencabot_Teppoo: That's incredible. Vencabot_Teppoo: You could've moved to Afghanistan. Vencabot_Teppoo: Joined Al Queda. Vencabot_Teppoo: Then came back to Michigan. Vencabot_Teppoo: Showed them that you went to Gardner when you were 12. Vencabot_Teppoo: And they'd give you an id. Vencabot_Teppoo: Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:34:34): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:34:50): They're like "You went to Gardner, APPROAVED. :D"
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:08): They must be Mustang alumni.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:04): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:36:31): (Newbie): Dazuri says, "How do you pronounce Achaea?"
elan_einlhander (16:37:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:37:15): I got mark for idling in social today.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:20): ...Nice.
elan_einlhander (16:37:26): Sociality.
elan_einlhander (16:53:01): I can't decide if I like SSJ3 or SSJ4 more.
vencabot_teppoo (16:53:35): I'm an SSJ3 man.
elan_einlhander (16:53:41): It's just so GOLDEN.
elan_einlhander (16:53:54): But FLAMING
elan_einlhander (16:53:57): And ,more evil.
elan_einlhander (16:53:58): On the other.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:16): Hey, I wonder if Ericka is psychic.
elan_einlhander (21:49:22): I bet she is.
elan_einlhander (21:49:24): Or
elan_einlhander (21:49:27): Just a stupid bitch.
elan_einlhander (21:49:30): Eh?
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:32): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:44): No, seriously. That was funny... but when me and her were together, one time she was real worried.
vencabot_teppoo (21:49:51): She told me she had a dream where I was trying to kill her.
elan_einlhander (21:50:00): :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:03): And asked me if I'd ever do anything like that, and I of course said, "Of course not."
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:04): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:16): She said that I came all the way to her town just to find her and kill her.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:27): And I was like, "That's ridiculous! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:47): And then, a year and some later, DAVID'S havin' those kinds of dreams, and scheming. Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:50:54): Weird. I just remembered that, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:51:44): Except you're not having morbid dreams about someone killing you.
elan_einlhander (21:51:52): You're plotting to kill her and possibly ALL women. :D
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:13): Well, she said she had a dream about her going for a walk, and me coming out of the woods and attacking her.
elan_einlhander (21:52:28): Woods, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:28): And last night I had a dream about me sneaking through the woods, and then emerging just as she passed, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:52): So, it's like, a year later, I see the same dream, but from my own perspective.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:58): That's weird, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:19): I was like, "why would I ever want to kill you? :D"
elan_einlhander (21:53:26): She DOES deserve it.
elan_einlhander (21:53:27): Ah ahhh?
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:29): "I WUV YOU! :D"
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:00): Wasn't the same for Kayla, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:14): Within a few days of meeting her, I was like, "I'm gonna end up killing this bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:54:50): And you should.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:08): "I hope I do it right, 'cause I don't wanna get caught, and this ain't goin' nowhere but homocide."
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:19): That's the last draw.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:40): That's the straw that broke the camel's back. As soon as I hit level 64, I'm gonna make that damn quotes website.
vencabot_teppoo (21:56:48): Because these quotes need to be seen.
elan_einlhander (21:56:54): Good man.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:06): Vencabot_Teppoo: Wasn't the same for Kayla, lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: Within a few days of meeting her, I was like, "I'm gonna end up killing this bitch."
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:24): That was the last straw, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:35): Alicia's here.
elan_einlhander (22:00:39): Dancing.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:42): Hey bitch! ~waves~
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:45): :D
elan_einlhander (22:00:47): She's not watching.
elan_einlhander (22:00:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:00:55): I figured, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:00:55): Nice try, though.,
elan_einlhander (22:01:04): Of course that makes it even more funny.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:09): Yep.
elan_einlhander (22:01:22): 'Cause she actually stopped dancing and is sitting across from me talking.
elan_einlhander (22:01:25): Looking right at you.
elan_einlhander (22:01:28): Her*
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:41): If she isn't dancing topless, I'm not interested.
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:47): "Then you'd be interested."
vencabot_teppoo (22:01:48): :O
elan_einlhander (22:01:52): :O
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:01): |:o)
elan_einlhander (22:02:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:20): Good times?
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:30): Most indubidoubly.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:38): ...Whatever that means.
elan_einlhander (22:02:42): You know you guessed that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:02:51): The spelling.
elan_einlhander (22:02:52): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:54): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:58): Wow, what a wierd... MUD hallucination, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:08): For a second there, I thought I was standing outside of the Perplexed Otter.
elan_einlhander (22:08:24): Lol, good times.
elan_einlhander (22:08:34): And she's a little annoyed that David hates bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:42): But I was standing outside of the "Old Quarter," near a bar.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:52): Well, tell her not to get bitchy about it.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:13:27): She's talking about drinking
vencabot_teppoo (22:13:50): ~breathes in deep~ Ahhhh, bitches.
elan_einlhander (22:16:32): /*-+
elan_einlhander (22:16:34): 879544443
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:39): Hi bitch!
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:39): :D
elan_einlhander (22:16:44): Trying to think of things to type.
vencabot_teppoo (22:16:56): Oh, I thought that some bitch had hijacked your keyboard.
elan_einlhander (22:17:04): Nope, no bitches.
elan_einlhander (22:17:37): Noooooooooooooooo bitches.
elan_einlhander (22:18:00): :0
vencabot_teppoo (22:18:58): If you roleplay too much, you start to talk like your character.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:04): I've seriously started talking like Lave, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:19:27): I say "Aye" irl a lot now.
elan_einlhander (22:19:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:19:48): I say "nifty" and "howdy" a lot. Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:20:09): i say AHHHHH THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE a lot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:20:18): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:20:25): Oh, good times today at Lowe's
elan_einlhander (22:20:38): I had two hours of sleep in my system, and my mom had me out all fuckin' day with her.
elan_einlhander (22:20:54): So we were standing in line to buy our shit and I said "I don't care, as long as it gets us through line faster.
elan_einlhander (22:21:07): But it apparently came out as: "Mumbly grumbly gumbly goo"
vencabot_teppoo (22:21:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (22:21:46): I dunno what happened.
elan_einlhander (22:41:53): We're taking turns drilling holes into a piece of wood.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:19): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:20): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:20): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:22): ...!
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:23): ...?
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:28): ...WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!
elan_einlhander (22:43:39): You heard me right.
vencabot_teppoo (22:43:46): Surely, I did not.
elan_einlhander (22:43:47): She's on her fifth hole.
elan_einlhander (22:43:51): Surely, you did.
elan_einlhander (22:43:53): With a power drill.
elan_einlhander (22:43:56): Because power tools are hot.
vencabot_teppoo (22:44:34): (Power Tools): David the Handeyman says, "...I... N-... WH-..."
elan_einlhander (22:46:53): How does one mark nuclear waste.
elan_einlhander (22:46:57): make*
elan_einlhander (22:47:07): Think about that.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:22): Nuklear waste is a product of... of...
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:23): ...
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:25): ...
elan_einlhander (22:47:31): Fusion?
elan_einlhander (22:47:32): Lol
elan_einlhander (22:47:35): Seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:36): ...I don't know.
vencabot_teppoo (22:47:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:44): Lave was on a RAMPAGE.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:55): One crushing critical hit followed by tow critical hits, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:56:09): I'm invisible, right?
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:52): Nope.
elan_einlhander (22:56:54): Because I just got a message from Kodora saying "Hello"
elan_einlhander (22:56:55): WHAT
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:04): You're completely available, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:07): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (22:57:12): Well I'm gonna log of then, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:14): off*
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:21): Why not go invis? Lol.
elan_einlhander (22:57:29): 'Cause Dave has to go to bed
elan_einlhander (22:57:33): So we gotta skeedaddle out of his room.
vencabot_teppoo (22:57:36): Ah.

4-22-05


elan_einlhander (2:37:39): I can only assume this is because of our gay hub but.
elan_einlhander (2:37:45): I apparently can't put anything on the network now.
elan_einlhander (2:37:48): like, a shared file.
elan_einlhander (2:37:59): Which seriously fucks up some of my reformat plans.
elan_einlhander (12:41:42): [CLAN] Elan has entered Materia Magica. [CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT] NEVER THREATEN ANY CLAN WITH WAR AT ALL !!!!! LET THE LEADE RS TALK IT OUT FIRST!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:47): Saccred: "Please, just let me have the remains. Please, sir!"
vencabot_teppoo (15:53:57): Elan: "No, FUCK THAT! WAR, BABY!! CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (15:54:09): Good times, though, seriously.
vencabot_teppoo (15:54:22): And that's exactly how it happened.
elan_einlhander (15:54:27): It is.
elan_einlhander (15:54:32): Doug flipped the FUCK out.
elan_einlhander (15:56:19): Meanwhile, I played Viewtiful Joe late last night.
vencabot_teppoo (15:56:36): And?
elan_einlhander (15:56:53): It's pretty sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:01): Cool.
elan_einlhander (15:57:13): the scenery makes it look like a comic book.
elan_einlhander (15:57:20): Ican speed up and slow down time to make my moves sweeter.
elan_einlhander (15:57:23): I AM the Matrix.
elan_einlhander (15:57:24): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (15:57:52): I assume, then, that you would agree that it's viewtiful.
elan_einlhander (15:58:30): I did say that several times.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:03): Lol. ~has a lightsaber fight with his lightsaber spoons~
elan_einlhander (15:59:18): ...You WOULD get those.
vencabot_teppoo (15:59:50): Did you? Lol.
elan_einlhander (15:59:59): No, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:08): They're, like, ten-thousand times more awesome than I could have expected.
elan_einlhander (16:00:12): But I saw them on a cereal box at work.
elan_einlhander (16:00:16): I think.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:21): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:24): I got 'em in cereal, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:00:24): I was like that's a sweet spoon.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:29): Dude.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:38): You wouldn't think that they would light up as brightly as they do.
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:44): They can light up my whole room in the dark.
elan_einlhander (16:00:50): :O
vencabot_teppoo (16:00:53): They look exactly like lightsabers, the way they glow.
elan_einlhander (16:01:24): I've ben archiving again.
elan_einlhander (16:01:27): For the past four hours.
vencabot_teppoo (16:01:38): But, we have no milk, so I can't eat cereal with them. :o( How far along are you?
elan_einlhander (16:02:24): 23 people down.
elan_einlhander (16:02:29): 11 to go
elan_einlhander (16:02:35): Your gay-ass name still to go.
elan_einlhander (16:02:38): Since it begins with a v.
vencabot_teppoo (16:02:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:55): I thought these spoons would be mere toys, but I woke up this morning thinking that, because of these spoons, everything in the future is gonna have to glow.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:57): Because it's awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (16:03:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:04:14): Things that glow do rock.
elan_einlhander (16:04:23): I always wanted to put a clear case on my computer.
elan_einlhander (16:04:27): And put a blue light inside.
vencabot_teppoo (16:04:45): That'd be 1337.
elan_einlhander (16:05:01): I was thinking you might say "I would crap my pants if you did that."
elan_einlhander (16:05:07): I heard it in my head.
vencabot_teppoo (16:05:17): I have a red-glowey spoon and a blue-glowey spoon now. I like the blue glow better. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:05:31): Oh
elan_einlhander (16:05:36): As sweet as the belts you got me are.
elan_einlhander (16:05:49): Did it EVER occur to you that none of them can even fit around my waist well? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:06): Well, we weren't really thinking about your waist.
elan_einlhander (16:06:28): Well, a few will have to go around.
elan_einlhander (16:06:28): BUT
elan_einlhander (16:06:35): Being the sweet mother-fucker that I am
elan_einlhander (16:06:41): I'm gonna get black floor-tap from work and COMBINE belts.
vencabot_teppoo (16:06:46): Doug is a sweet mother fucker.
elan_einlhander (16:06:49): He really is.
elan_einlhander (16:06:53): So this WILL WORK.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:27): You should also get a needle or a knife to poke extra holes in the belts, and some skizzors to cut 'em up.
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:33): Because some should go around your arms and legs.
elan_einlhander (16:07:39): Oh no no David.
elan_einlhander (16:07:42): Not a needle and knife.
elan_einlhander (16:07:47): I'm using a fucking power drill for that.
elan_einlhander (16:07:47): :D
vencabot_teppoo (16:07:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:07:58): That's why I got the drill out last night.
elan_einlhander (16:08:06): But I found out I'll need that tape, so I post-poned beltage.
elan_einlhander (16:08:11): And instead drilled holes in wood.
elan_einlhander (16:08:14): Power tools turn me on.
vencabot_teppoo (16:08:24): And Highlandra, apparently.
elan_einlhander (16:08:43): No, she thought I was weird, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:08:46): For being aroused by power tools.
elan_einlhander (16:08:49): She just watched.
elan_einlhander (16:08:52): And did a few herself.
elan_einlhander (16:08:59): but is a pussy, and said the drill was too heavy.
elan_einlhander (16:10:03): Must... reformat...
elan_einlhander (16:10:08): Have to FINSIH THIS
elan_einlhander (16:10:09): God, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:10:11): So much archiving.
elan_einlhander (16:10:15): Watch me lose the disc.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:19): Ever work out that thing with the... uh...
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:20): Hub?
elan_einlhander (16:10:29): Oh, no, I hadn't gone up there to check it ut.
elan_einlhander (16:10:30): out*
elan_einlhander (16:10:33): -_-
elan_einlhander (16:10:37): Been Archving since I woke up.
elan_einlhander (16:10:39): Haven't even ate.
vencabot_teppoo (16:10:51): I don't understand how... your network could be so gay. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:11:04): So very very gay.
elan_einlhander (16:11:23): I'm gonna talk to my mom about letting Yahoo! go when the contract is up in July.
elan_einlhander (16:11:40): Since Comcast is still going over here, and all my grandpa has to do is call them and say "Turn my internet back on, foo."
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:25): I love my weather-alert buddy.
vencabot_teppoo (16:13:52): He just popped up on my screen like DUDE THERE'S A STORM COMING! :OOOO
elan_einlhander (16:14:04): I could have told you that, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:14:07): LOOK outside.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:13): And I just patted him on the head and said, "thanks, weather buddy. You're always looking out for my best interests" and closed him out. Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:14:18): Weather-alert buddy can suck my dick.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:35): He's cool.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:48): He shows the temperature on my task bar 24/7.
vencabot_teppoo (16:14:59): And lets me see active weather-maps of the whole nation.
vencabot_teppoo (16:15:07): So I can watch weather happen on radar, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:31): It's sad that, in the new Star Wars movies, the fight-scenes are so crazy, yet, in the old ones, the fight scenes are SO gay.
vencabot_teppoo (16:23:42): Because the old ones are supposed to come AFTER the new ones, in the time-line.
vencabot_teppoo (16:24:25): But when Obiwan Kenobi fights Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back, it's an extremely slow, feet-always-on-the-ground, ghetto ass, no-force-using sword fight.
elan_einlhander (16:26:25): Sorry, I went to get some chicken samwhiches.
elan_einlhander (16:26:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:26:29): yeah you're right.
elan_einlhander (16:35:28): I'm definitely taking a break after I finish this person.
vencabot_teppoo (16:35:46): You should.
elan_einlhander (16:36:11): My eyes hurt bad, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:36:17): I can be on the computer all day no-sweat.
elan_einlhander (16:36:33): But just staring while I click, type seven symbols, click again.
elan_einlhander (16:36:37): Is not good for me, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:36:47): Constantly changing from black to white.
vencabot_teppoo (16:37:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:44:58): God, bitches.
elan_einlhander (16:44:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:45:08): I NEED TO STOP READING THE ARCHIVES AS I SAVE THEM.
vencabot_teppoo (16:46:17): It's hard, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:27): It really really is, lol.
elan_einlhander (16:46:39): Especially since when I'm reading ours, for instance, there are SO many awesome moments.
elan_einlhander (16:46:48): So I get in the habit of reading.
elan_einlhander (16:46:53): habbit*
elan_einlhander (16:46:54): habit
elan_einlhander (16:46:56): habbit
elan_einlhander (16:46:57): Hobbit
elan_einlhander (16:46:58): Habbi
elan_einlhander (16:46:59): ...
vencabot_teppoo (16:47:02): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (16:48:33): My archive folder is for MB as of now.
elan_einlhander (16:48:38): all it is, is text documents.
vencabot_teppoo (16:48:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:52:06): four*
elan_einlhander (16:52:08): *retard*
vencabot_teppoo (16:52:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (16:53:39): Time to get Viewtiful.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:05): Vietiful, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (16:55:11): Doug's goin' to Vietnam.
elan_einlhander (16:55:25): Good eye, oops
elan_einlhander (17:20:06): This game is fucking genius.
elan_einlhander (17:20:07): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:19): Hm.
elan_einlhander (17:20:45): I just got my final VFX power.
elan_einlhander (17:20:47): The zoom-in.
elan_einlhander (17:20:48): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (17:20:51): Cool.
elan_einlhander (17:21:16): That doesn't sound like much.
elan_einlhander (17:21:21): But it's fucking sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (17:21:34): Cool. ~wants to play~
elan_einlhander (17:21:57): When you soom in, your fighting moves become more intricate.
elan_einlhander (17:22:17): When you speed up time, you fire more hits per second and eventually light on fire because you're moving so fast.
elan_einlhander (17:22:28): When you slow down your enemy is basically helpless and your punches and kicks hit harder.
vencabot_teppoo (17:22:45): Awesome/
elan_einlhander (17:57:09): if this game had a leveling system, it would be the sweetest beat 'em up game of all time.
vencabot_teppoo (17:57:19): Cool.
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:07): You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:11): |:o)
elan_einlhander (18:48:16): Which one is that?
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:19): 8x damage.
elan_einlhander (18:48:20): I know earth-shattering.
elan_einlhander (18:48:21): Ah.
vencabot_teppoo (18:48:27): That's the highest I've ever gotten.
elan_einlhander (18:48:39): Pwnd?
vencabot_teppoo (18:49:49): He woulda been, if I'd been using my bastard sword, woulda been pwnage.
elan_einlhander (18:50:24): Controlling movie magic makes boss fights hella fun, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:50:29): Doug is SUPER dramatic.
vencabot_teppoo (18:51:01): Cool. ~wants to play~
elan_einlhander (18:51:14): There is like no plot to the game, lol.
elan_einlhander (18:51:16): And that is perfect.
elan_einlhander (18:51:40): My girlfriend got kidnapped by the robot monster in the movie, which inexplicably reached out of the screen to grab her.
elan_einlhander (18:51:43): So I jumped in after her.
elan_einlhander (18:51:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:55:59): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (18:59:33): Well, guess I must've just reached that level.
elan_einlhander (18:59:58): Hm?
elan_einlhander (19:03:12): Last thing I got from you is: "Well, guess I must've just reached that level."
elan_einlhander (19:07:24): Last thing I got from you is: "Well, guess I must've just reached that level."
elan_einlhander (19:17:41): Well, guessing you were gonna say something about leaving, then.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:19): Lol.
elan_einlhander (19:20:36): What?
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:37): I was gonna say, because I just got two obliteratingly critical hits on one guy.
elan_einlhander (19:20:44): Oh.
elan_einlhander (19:20:47): Said you went idle.
vencabot_teppoo (19:20:50): Vencabot_Teppoo: Well, guess I must've just reached that level. Vencabot_Teppoo: Because I just got two obliteratingly critical hits on one guy, lol. Vencabot_Teppoo: Now HE got pwnxorzed. elan_einlhander : Last thing I got from you is: "Well, guess I must've just reached that level."
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:00): Yeah, I went to go take a shit after that.
vencabot_teppoo (19:21:05): But you got disconnected, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:21:26): :\
elan_einlhander (19:21:42): [CLAN] Triclaws: '-(+Dr.Claws+)- shouldn't you hit hero before maxing sp? :p' [AWAY](@#athabascor) [CLAN] Triclaws: '-(+Dr.Claws+)- or "mana" as you like to call it' [AWAY](@#athabascor) ct Does seem pretty logical. [4] clan members heard you say, '-==Einlhander==- Does seem pretty logical.' [AWAY](@#athabascor) [CLAN] Triclaws: '-(+Dr.Claws+)- or "chi" as asians would call it:P' [AWAY](@#athabascor) 
vencabot_teppoo (19:22:12): lol.
elan_einlhander (19:26:25): Koree is awful at giving gaming advice.
elan_einlhander (19:26:44): He makes everything seem way too obvious, and like you're a complete retaard for not getting it right.
elan_einlhander (19:27:04): retard*
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:33): I concur.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:46): Not that Koree's bad at giving advice.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:49): But that you're a retard.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:50): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:27:56): No, but seriously, Koree IS like that.
elan_einlhander (19:28:30): I was about to go upside your head, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (19:28:52): That was just too good to pass up, lol.
elan_einlhander (19:33:05): This boss has been whooping my ass for an hour now.
vencabot_teppoo (19:34:57): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (19:42:49): BOOYAH.
vencabot_teppoo (19:42:59): Congrats, Doug
elan_einlhander (19:43:21): Doug, one health left, missle comes flying toward him.
elan_einlhander (19:43:38): Backflips over it, slowing down time, kicking it so that it flips around and sails into the enemy's face.
vencabot_teppoo (19:43:51): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (19:43:55): Very.
elan_einlhander (19:45:31): The ever simple yet addicting system of buying moves and power-ups.
elan_einlhander (19:59:22): Apparently Joe has no trouble breathing under water.
vencabot_teppoo (19:59:32): Not surprising.
vencabot_teppoo (20:08:31): Novus Elementus Hyat yells, "The suck dick."
elan_einlhander (20:08:43): Sure do.
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:15): Novus Elementus Hyat yells, "The gods suck dick."
vencabot_teppoo (20:09:23): Nicaara yells, "Stop the profanity, dear god!"
elan_einlhander (20:09:24): Oh.
elan_einlhander (20:09:25): Sure do.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:02): Some newbie punched me and ran today, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:10): He walks in, then walks out, then walks back in.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:18): Coshin says, "Hi."
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:35): I was like, "Aw, how polite. Not often people that walk by will greet y-"
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:41): Coshin throws a quick jab at your face!
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:44): He connects!
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:47): Coshin leaves West.
vencabot_teppoo (20:10:59): You tell Coshin, "Haha, can I help you?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:05): Coshin tells you, "How much did it do?"
elan_einlhander (20:11:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:12): You tell Coshin, "30."
elan_einlhander (20:11:14): I'd befriend that kid.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:18): Coshin tells you, "Out of?"
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:28): You tell Coshin, "2860."
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:33): Coshin tells you, "Oh..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:41): Pat him on the back.
elan_einlhander (20:11:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:11:50): Kid walks in, jabs you in the face and leaves.
vencabot_teppoo (20:11:50): I told him that I'd skewer him if he tried it again.
elan_einlhander (20:11:54): Aw.
elan_einlhander (20:11:57): Fag.
elan_einlhander (20:11:58): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:04): Still, hilarious.
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:06): "Hi."
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:08): Me: :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:10): Coshin: :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:15): Coshin: >:o(
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:28): Me: *_x
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:33): Coshin: *poof*
vencabot_teppoo (20:12:34): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:12:45): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:44): Lave says, "I just got jacked in the face..."
vencabot_teppoo (20:14:45): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:15:08): Apparently, Saccred was telling people I basically told him to fuck off.
elan_einlhander (20:15:12): Since that's so Elan-ish.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:16): Yep, rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:15:21): But what was awesome, though.
elan_einlhander (20:15:27): No one that knew me believed him.
elan_einlhander (20:15:28): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:35): I turn on my computer and get your offline message, was cracking up.
elan_einlhander (20:15:39): So i'm like swish.
elan_einlhander (20:15:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (20:15:45): CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:48): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:15:49): That was Elan
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:04): Elan says, "That's IT!"
elan_einlhander (20:16:07): FUCK YA'LL SACRILGELOUS CLAN, CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:13): Saccred, "No, c'mon man, let's work this out."
elan_einlhander (20:16:21): Sacriligelous.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:24): Elan says, "No more talk! CLAAAAAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
elan_einlhander (20:16:26): Elan's word.
elan_einlhander (20:16:36): Saccred was all tryin' to be reasonable shit.
elan_einlhander (20:16:39): but Elan was bein' REAL.
elan_einlhander (20:16:40): MAD REAL.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:43): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:16:51): Then I raped his sister.
vencabot_teppoo (20:16:55): Yep.
elan_einlhander (20:17:16): [PKTALK C] Isembard: 'i talked a bunch of mexicans into building my house for me '
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:22): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:22): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (20:17:23): ROFL
elan_einlhander (20:17:31): *can see it*
elan_einlhander (20:19:43): Did you make that quote site?
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:06): Nope. Was too sleepy. :D
elan_einlhander (20:20:20): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:22): :DDDDDDDDDDDD
elan_einlhander (20:20:23): *had his hopes up*
elan_einlhander (20:20:28): :o(((((((((
vencabot_teppoo (20:20:31): :o(
elan_einlhander (20:21:03): That's David and Doug, mutually sad.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:09): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (20:21:12): With clown noses.
elan_einlhander (20:21:36): Big squishy clown noses.
vencabot_teppoo (20:24:53): Yay, that's, like, the 5th time I've got to be a random hero in Achaea. :D
vencabot_teppoo (20:25:07): Lave just happens to be around when people die, seems like. Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:27:26): In a good way.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:38): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (20:27:55): And then Lave passive-aggressively compliments Cooper on his Highfavour from Sartan.
elan_einlhander (20:28:08): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:29): "Boy, hard to remember back when Sartan hated your guts, huh?"
elan_einlhander (20:28:32): Boss three.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:37): "Back when you were awesome? Remember that? :D"
elan_einlhander (20:28:40): Shark with a scuba tank and a snorkel.
vencabot_teppoo (20:28:45): Wow, lol.
elan_einlhander (20:28:51): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:29:27): "Remember when you were awesome, Coop? Remember when you didn't kiss Mhaldorian ass? Good times, huh."
elan_einlhander (20:29:44): Good times, lol
elan_einlhander (20:29:58): ...
elan_einlhander (20:30:01): he spat a Gamecube at me.
vencabot_teppoo (20:30:06): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (20:45:15): ~dark room, playing with lightsaber spoons~ >:D
elan_einlhander (20:45:56): *drinking Kroger orange juice in a well-lit room*
vencabot_teppoo (20:46:03): Mmm...
elan_einlhander (20:47:50): Which is more awesome. :O
elan_einlhander (20:47:53): :0 even
elan_einlhander (20:56:48): There, smoked that bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (20:56:51): Nice.
elan_einlhander (20:58:16): Tedious or tedius*?
vencabot_teppoo (20:58:26): One's british.
elan_einlhander (20:58:33): Oh.
elan_einlhander (20:58:49): [CLAN] Aerowin is now away. Message: making dinner for hungery kids that dont de serve to eat but.. its what i have to do
elan_einlhander (20:58:52): Bitches.
elan_einlhander (20:58:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (20:59:11): Lol.
elan_einlhander (20:59:27): Doug, that was TOTALLY uncalled for.
elan_einlhander (21:27:29): There is sadly no way I can reformat tonight.
elan_einlhander (21:27:34): *sighs heavily*
vencabot_teppoo (21:27:38): ~_~
elan_einlhander (21:28:06): I'm right now doing Kodora, then I still have one of Sharon's names, Seraphin's original name, and you.
elan_einlhander (21:28:11): Those are the "big ones" left.
vencabot_teppoo (21:28:32): That sucks.
elan_einlhander (21:39:30): Man it sucks seeing a spider go by.
vencabot_teppoo (21:39:36): Yep.
elan_einlhander (21:40:17): Because every teeny tiny movement or change in anything in the room becomes a spider to you.
elan_einlhander (21:40:17): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:52:57): I got the honour of being KILLED by one of the strongest creatures in Achaea.
elan_einlhander (21:53:04): HURRAY
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:08): No way I'm gonna get 65 tonight, now. ~_~
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:12): Man, what the fuck, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:53:16): NOT HURRAY
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:19): Me and this dude were just wandering around.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:27): And we somehow managed to traverse multiple dimensions.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:33): And ended up in Belladonna's keep.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:53:46): And I got to be killed by Belladonna. Luckily, she saw me first, and my buddy survived.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:07): And everyone in Achaea that had deathsight on saw, "Lave has been slain by the Queen of Vampires, Belladonna."
elan_einlhander (21:54:08): Lol, somehow managed to traverse multiple dimensions.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:15): And I got, like, tenthousand messages.
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:16): "Ow!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:18): "Ouch!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:23): "What were you doing there?!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:28): "Dear God, man!"
vencabot_teppoo (21:54:45): And I was like, "Welp, guess I got the honour of being the youngest character ever to get Belladonna'd."
elan_einlhander (21:54:45): Oh yeah, they announce shit don't they.
elan_einlhander (21:54:46): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:14): Wow, I onlylost about 24%.
vencabot_teppoo (21:55:15): Not bad.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:04): I told someone that I got Belladonna'd.
vencabot_teppoo (21:57:09): And she set off a bunch of fireworks, lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:12): Lol.
elan_einlhander (21:57:13): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (22:00:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:02:12): You tell Eidos Fanel, "Man, Belladonna is a crazy bitch."
elan_einlhander (22:02:32): I want some belladonna
vencabot_teppoo (22:03:55): This guy I was with, Eidos, is like, 150 years old.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:04): And he was just as clueless as I was, lol. We were crackin' up.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:17): We were just exploring some forest, and we ended up in the temple of Twilight.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:32): And I asked him about the Shadow Realm, and he said that it was a dangerous place for those that didn't accept the darknes.
vencabot_teppoo (22:04:55): Then, out of nowhere, a denizen in the room, the priest of the temple, was like, "Yes, Darkness is 1337" or something like that and sent him to another dimension.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:01): So I said, "Darkness" and he sent me, too.
vencabot_teppoo (22:05:18): Then we ended up in some place that we couldn't find the way out of, so we were just fucking around.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:09): Until he entered the iron maiden, so I followed.
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:22): And I did SURVEY and it was like, "You're in Belladonna's Keep, bitch!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:06:25): I was like, "WHAAAT?"
elan_einlhander (22:06:44): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:16): And UP from where we were was a dimensional vortex.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:30): He was like, "I've been here before. I can get us out." and took us UP, and I was like, "THIS ROOM HAS NO EXITS!!!"
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:36): And then it spat us out in some dungeon.
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:52): So we were walking around, and Belladonna just came in outta nowhere and was like, "HeEY BiG bOyzZzz"
vencabot_teppoo (22:07:58): And killed me in one hit while he ran, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:01): He made it out alive, I guess.
elan_einlhander (22:08:06): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:19): DRAGONS fight Belladonna.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:27): I have to be the youngest adventurer ever to get Belladonna'd, and hard.
vencabot_teppoo (22:08:50): That's what we get for fuckin' around with dimensional vortexes, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:08:53): :D
vencabot_teppoo (22:14:30): You tell Eidos Fanel, "Well, I guess it was an honour to get jacked in the face by Belladonna."
elan_einlhander (22:14:58): Speaking of jacked in the face, I just sucked dick and my face is a MESS.
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:08): Ehhhh?
vencabot_teppoo (22:15:11): EhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH?
elan_einlhander (22:15:30): EHHHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH??? :DDD
vencabot_teppoo (22:24:41): ~can't stop saying, 'Whooooaaa! I'd like to get off one time and not apologize!"~
elan_einlhander (22:24:55): Get off sexually, of course.
elan_einlhander (22:24:57): Sorry baby.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:04): Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:15): "Sorry for gettin' off all up in your ear."
elan_einlhander (22:25:28): Lubing your brain up and all.
vencabot_teppoo (22:25:31): roflFRRFE
elan_einlhander (22:51:28): Kodora is finished
vencabot_teppoo (22:51:37): Jib.
elan_einlhander (22:52:33): I don't think I'll bother with Dave, lol.
elan_einlhander (22:55:23): Man, what kind of FAGGOT male uses the ^_^ face.
elan_einlhander (22:55:26): op, oh oh
elan_einlhander (22:55:27): Oh wait
elan_einlhander (22:55:29): WE DO
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:34): Yep, lol. I DID anyway.
vencabot_teppoo (22:55:38): Now I've moved up to :o)
elan_einlhander (22:55:40): Did, of course.
elan_einlhander (22:55:50): Everytime I see it in my archives I'm like "Ahaha ,I'm such a fag."
vencabot_teppoo (22:56:03): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:05:37): [AWAY](@#athabascor) Colwyn tells you 'The only reason we bother is so that we can go back and say lo ok, we told you this was cheating and you're BANNED so shut up. And I hope you g et boils. And I hope the boils are full of acid-spewing spiders that burst out a nd hump your face. ' 
vencabot_teppoo (23:06:29): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (23:06:36): Awesome quote.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:26): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:10:29): That is such a great quote.
elan_einlhander (23:10:41): If only someone had made a site to store them. :(
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:34): I always cracked up at the first part.
vencabot_teppoo (23:12:41): "And you're BANNED so shut up."
elan_einlhander (23:12:59): Spiders that hump your face, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:17:34): I'm registered to vote.
elan_einlhander (23:17:34): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:39): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:41): Vote for me.
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:41): :D
elan_einlhander (23:17:45): I did. :D
vencabot_teppoo (23:17:48): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:30:20): Brother Texel Van'Ixel, Seeker of Knowledge says, "I love how my guild ignores me." 2860h, 2860m ex- say to texel Maybe you oughtta KEEL them all. You say to Texel, "Maybe you oughtta KEEL them all." 2860h, 2860m ex- say to texel That's what I'd do. You say to Texel, "That's what I'd do." 2860h, 2860m ex- Brother Texel Van'Ixel, Seeker of Knowledge says, "Your drunk arnt you?"
elan_einlhander (23:30:40): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:33:57): You tell Brother Texel Van'Ixel, Seeker of Knowledge, "You Country-loving bastard. We duel now."
elan_einlhander (23:34:06): Harsh words.
elan_einlhander (23:34:20): Forgive my lack of humourous quips.
elan_einlhander (23:34:21): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:39:22): Sweetlunabell done..
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:29): Lol. Crazy bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (23:39:31): :D
elan_einlhander (23:39:32): :D
elan_einlhander (23:39:43): dOUG AND D-
elan_einlhander (23:39:47): Doug and David are SO fucking nuts.
elan_einlhander (23:39:58): *would've actually been funnier if he didn't turn caps lock back off*
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:24): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:40:48): We'd kill so many people if something were to remove our inhibitions.
vencabot_teppoo (23:40:56): Yep.
elan_einlhander (23:41:03): Like alcohol. :D
elan_einlhander (23:41:10): *always types alchohol first*
vencabot_teppoo (23:43:27): WHOOOOAAAAAA
elan_einlhander (23:43:34): WOOOAHHH HOOOOOO
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:00): I'D LIKE TO GET OFF ONE TIME AND NOT APOLOGIZE!
vencabot_teppoo (23:44:16): Lube up your brain, rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:44:21): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (23:44:22): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (23:50:36): |:o)
elan_einlhander (23:51:07): You should get a clown nose irl.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:15): Oh my God, I should.
elan_einlhander (23:51:28): I wonder how many people would really make a big deal.
vencabot_teppoo (23:51:29): obkobkobkobk
elan_einlhander (23:51:32): And how many would just accept it.
elan_einlhander (23:51:47): Doug would just cock an eyebrow for a sec, then shrug.
elan_einlhander (23:51:53): Going on with his sentance.
elan_einlhander (23:51:55): sentence*
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:08): It'd all be stickin' out past my hair.
elan_einlhander (23:52:17): Hilarious side-profile.
vencabot_teppoo (23:52:28): And it'd have to light up.
elan_einlhander (23:52:38): Or if you move your hair in front of your face JUST right so that it's the only thing visible.
elan_einlhander (23:52:41): And yes, lighting up.
elan_einlhander (23:52:45): And honks when squeezed.
elan_einlhander (23:56:57): I was real leniant with bitches, way back when.
vencabot_teppoo (23:57:57): Yep. Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:24): I recall things as if they were a long time ago.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:34): But really, the whole Kayla incident wasn't that far backl.
elan_einlhander (23:58:43): Nope, not really.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:46): But that changed me a lot, lol. I doubt I could even talk to a bitch online anymore.
elan_einlhander (23:58:49): and out of NOWHERE Doug got involved.
elan_einlhander (23:58:49): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:52): I make a point NOT to.
vencabot_teppoo (23:58:53): EVER.
elan_einlhander (23:58:55): Fucking nowhere.
elan_einlhander (23:59:00): "Hope"
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:01): Let any girl put me on their list, lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:01): What a bitch
elan_einlhander (23:59:02): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:32): Maurine: Hi! I was just looking for someone to talk to. You like programming, huh?
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:41): David: OH MY GOD BITCH I WILL SLIT YOUR DAMN THROAT GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:53): Maurine: Ahhhhh! *runs away, deletes contact, puts on ignore*
vencabot_teppoo (23:59:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (23:59:55): David: >:OOOO

4-23-05


vencabot_teppoo (0:00:15): I used to talk to, like, ONLY girls, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:21): Ditto.
elan_einlhander (0:00:22): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:33): still the case really, since I only talk to a whopping two people on Yahoo! continously.
elan_einlhander (0:00:42): So 50% of that is girls.
elan_einlhander (0:00:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:00:46): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:00:47): Yep. You're the only person I really talk to online, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:01:02): And since she's getting more and more bitchy lately, I'm sure I'll be down to just you again. :D
elan_einlhander (0:01:09): It's a never-ending cycle.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:19): It has ended for David
elan_einlhander (0:01:21): Doug meets bitch, Doug kinda likes bitch, bitch thinks Doug is a cool guy, which he IS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:22): No more bitches on my list.
elan_einlhander (0:01:35): Bitch slowly learns that Doug really won't say whatever bitch wants, so ideals conflict.
elan_einlhander (0:01:38): And bitch gets bitchy.
elan_einlhander (0:01:46): So bitch bitches at Doug, and Doug says bitch no more.
elan_einlhander (0:01:50): And moves onto the next bitch.
vencabot_teppoo (0:01:53): Yep.
elan_einlhander (0:01:58): Well-put.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:09): It's a bitch after bitch cycle.
elan_einlhander (0:02:29): I often think about pulling a David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:02:30): Because girls have a power over guys, and that's half of the reason I hate them so much, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:02:56): But there are far too many awesome times between us to outweigh the gay-ass times bitches cause for me to just up and leave.
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:06): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:03:23): For only I know what David means when he goes: Ahhh AHHHHH??? :DDD
vencabot_teppoo (0:03:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:03:48): And in fact DO it irl when I see him type it.
elan_einlhander (0:04:14): you know.
elan_einlhander (0:04:22): We could fix our bitch problems permanently.
elan_einlhander (0:04:26): If we study Koree.
elan_einlhander (0:04:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:04:30): Koree is the perfect human.
vencabot_teppoo (0:04:33): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:04:48): Koree has NO sex drive, he does not differentiate between people, he doesn't care, he doesn't get mad, he doesn't get sad.
elan_einlhander (0:04:56): He shrugs it off in an almost ARTISTIC way.
elan_einlhander (0:05:01): And Koree smash what Koree not like.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:24): Tsuchinoko tells you, "I remember my theory on fighting Belladonna a long while back."
elan_einlhander (0:05:33): Theory?
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:34): Tsuchinoko tells you, "And I quote myself: "C'mon, there are two of us. We can take her.""
elan_einlhander (0:05:40): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:05:42): Good-ass times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:05:44): Tsuchinoko tells you, "Turns out that no. No, we couldn't."
elan_einlhander (0:05:55): Brilliant.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:12): What's funnier is what I DIDN'T paste.
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:16): Which was me going, "Theory?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:06:20): Just as you did, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:06:35): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:08:17): Rofl, reading my conversations with Seraphin during the "Pneumonia Episode"
elan_einlhander (0:08:29): Doug and his HORRENDOUS pneumonia.
elan_einlhander (0:08:40): Two weeks of being so sick he really did want to die.
elan_einlhander (0:08:45): But not QUITE sick enough to take it up the ass.
elan_einlhander (0:08:47): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:08:49): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:08:54): My dad, and his brilliant iea.
elan_einlhander (0:08:55): idea*
elan_einlhander (0:09:03): Of a suposetory. *spelling?*
elan_einlhander (0:09:07): That can't be right.
vencabot_teppoo (0:09:07): I dunno.
elan_einlhander (0:09:10): *checks*
elan_einlhander (0:09:57): A small plug of medication designed to melt at body temperature within a body cavity other than the mouth, especially the rectum or vagina. Also called bougie.
elan_einlhander (0:09:58): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:10:04): Suppository.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:06): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:08): BOUGIE.
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:09): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (0:10:15): Bougie in the 'gina.
elan_einlhander (0:10:24): *keeps saying it out loud*
vencabot_teppoo (0:10:37): Get bougied.
elan_einlhander (0:10:43): IN the ass.
elan_einlhander (0:11:12): So yeah, Dad was like: "Well you might have to take a suppository, since your stomach can't seem to keep anything down."
elan_einlhander (0:11:25): But EVEN with my 105 tempurature, and constant coma-state, I still refused.
vencabot_teppoo (0:11:34): Doug has his pride.
elan_einlhander (0:11:39): Doug has his god damn pride.
elan_einlhander (0:13:36): Kodora's started cussing.
elan_einlhander (0:13:42): That's making it easier to hate her.
elan_einlhander (0:13:43): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:13:54): She used to never cuss, and if she let one out she'd apologize.
elan_einlhander (0:14:16): Kodora : Holy shit my connection just had issues.
elan_einlhander (0:14:25): Doug: :o(
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:14:52): You should just quote me to her all the time.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:02): Maybe our awesomeness would have some affect.
elan_einlhander (0:15:16): Or we could double-team her.
elan_einlhander (0:15:21): And yes I DID mean that sexually.
vencabot_teppoo (0:15:26): Rofl. I was about to say.
elan_einlhander (0:16:22): Meanwhile
elan_einlhander (0:16:27): Haven't seen my wife in like two weeks again.
elan_einlhander (0:16:28): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:16:31): She does NOT give a shit.
elan_einlhander (0:16:35): About that game.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:39): About you.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:41): About anybody.
vencabot_teppoo (0:16:56): Doug: "...Thanks for that, David."
elan_einlhander (0:17:11): I find it difficult to believe you could feel real deeply about someone you never see and don't make at least a LITTLE time for, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:11): ~laughing out loud, reading what he just typed~
elan_einlhander (0:17:28): So ending that will probably be easier than anticipated.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:33): I just butted in so bad and finished what you were saying, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:17:38): Much as I hate to.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:39): Doug: "David, shut up."
elan_einlhander (0:17:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:17:40): Yeah.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:40): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:17:43): But it's true.
elan_einlhander (0:17:44): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:17:52): I was being all dramatic FOR you, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:18:03): With a single tear for me.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:07): elan_einlhander : She does NOT give a shit. elan_einlhander : About that game. Vencabot_Teppoo: About you. Vencabot_Teppoo: About anybody.
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:21): ~getting over it~
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:23): ~calming down~
vencabot_teppoo (0:18:26): ~...okay~
elan_einlhander (0:18:57): Good stuff.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:08): I was all saying it out loud, super dramatic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:17): Reading what you said, and then adding onto it.
elan_einlhander (0:19:39): With that pouty tone.
elan_einlhander (0:19:46): Kinda shrugging, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:19:49): One shoulder.
vencabot_teppoo (0:19:56): "She does not give a shit. About that game, about ME, about ANYBODY!"
elan_einlhander (0:20:04): ;_o
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:07): RoflF
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:08): ASDAD
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:09): ADS
elan_einlhander (0:20:09): <--- David.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:34): Well, it's about that time of the night.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:38): Where anything that is funny.
vencabot_teppoo (0:20:41): Is insanely funny.
elan_einlhander (0:21:01): Once midnight rolls around, hilarious shit happens.
vencabot_teppoo (0:21:12): Yep
vencabot_teppoo (0:22:58): Me, walking home from school yesterday, talking with John.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:05): About Achaea.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:31): Girl, with chains all over her pants, long black hair and dark eye-shadow standing in her driveway, helping some little kid get in.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:39): David's eyes follow her as he walks, voice trailing off.
elan_einlhander (0:23:46): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (0:23:54): Finally shakes his head and says, quote, "Fuckin' bitches."
elan_einlhander (0:24:03): I can hear it.
elan_einlhander (0:24:06): And what's creepy is.
elan_einlhander (0:24:22): I don't seem to have to wait for the little Yahoo! icon to flash on my tool-bar to know you've sent a message now.
elan_einlhander (0:24:32): I just keep switching to the window and your message rolls in RIGHT then.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:36): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:37): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:24:37): ROIFL
elan_einlhander (0:24:42): I did it again, right there.
elan_einlhander (0:24:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:00): Man, good times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:01): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:25:08): Seriously.
elan_einlhander (0:25:11): If only we had Dew.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:16): I have Pepsi.
elan_einlhander (0:25:20): *hasn't had pop in a LONG ass time*
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:20): But no Dew.
elan_einlhander (0:25:27): David, Pepsi is not comparible to Dew.
elan_einlhander (0:25:30): Dumb-ass.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:36): They're the same brand, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:42): I don't give a rats ass.
elan_einlhander (0:25:45): They're not comparible.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:46): They live in the same neighborhood.
vencabot_teppoo (0:25:47): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:25:53): And they both suck my dick, what's your point?
elan_einlhander (0:27:01): Cockis, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:11): Suck my heavy metal cockis.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:23): I say that constantly now, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:27:30): I saw the word "Bukakaka" and my brain thought "Bucockis"
elan_einlhander (0:27:32): For some reason.
elan_einlhander (0:27:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:35): Randomly replacing "heavy metal" with "full metal."
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:39): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:27:42): Fullmetal Cockis.
vencabot_teppoo (0:27:58): "If you don't like it, you can suck my full metal cockis."
elan_einlhander (0:28:01): :D
vencabot_teppoo (0:28:56): What's even funnier.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:02): Is that my voice actually trailed off.
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:10): Because I couldn't even remember what I was talking about.
elan_einlhander (0:29:14): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:29:19): Incoherent mumbles.
elan_einlhander (0:29:25): Only word definable was "driveway"
vencabot_teppoo (0:29:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:40): I was just like, "He was enemied to every Guild, City, and Order. After that, he... He was an enemy to everybody, but he... Cooper... He was..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:47): "..Hang on."
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:50): "...Uh..."
vencabot_teppoo (0:30:53): "...Fuckin' bitches."
elan_einlhander (0:30:59): Seraphin is finished.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:10): Yay.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:23): Whats funny is.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:44): We actually probably add shit to the archive faster than you can save it.
elan_einlhander (0:31:57): Sadly yes, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:31:59): You'll be trying to save our archives and I'll be like, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHRROFLA LSAD BLAH BLAH BLAH."
elan_einlhander (0:32:04): Oh Jesus.
elan_einlhander (0:32:09): Yahoo! STRUGGLED to open up your name.
elan_einlhander (0:32:14): You're the final one.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:23): Because of the sweet, sweet V-ness.
elan_einlhander (0:32:24): It was like "Ohhhhhhhh JESUS"
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:28): RFL
elan_einlhander (0:32:37): And you know what voce I used.
vencabot_teppoo (0:32:40): ~HEARD IT IN HI-
elan_einlhander (0:32:51): *cracking up silently, wheezing*
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:01): Ohhhhhh JESUS!!!
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:05): hHASDAROFL
elan_einlhander (0:33:12): My brother's gonna think I'm doing drugs.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:28): Like a woman having a baby, or a guy forcing out a huuuuge shit.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:32): Rorfl.F
elan_einlhander (0:33:42): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:44): Since the sound is, of course, similar.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:45): ROlf.
vencabot_teppoo (0:33:52): Ohhhhh JESUS!!!!
elan_einlhander (0:33:54): Identical even.
elan_einlhander (0:34:13): I'm gonna start saying that when a woman tells me how bad child birth is, and how they've got it so much worse.
elan_einlhander (0:34:18): "Ever had to take a REALLY big shit?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:29): Tell that bitch to shut her bitch-hole.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:32): Back in the FORTIES.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:39): The FORTIES.
vencabot_teppoo (0:34:47): We had the technology to take away ALL of the pain from child birth.
elan_einlhander (0:35:01): What are you talking about? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:03): But they figured out that, when they did, women felt distant from their children because they felt like they hadn't earned it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:08): So we stopped doing it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:13): That's an honest-to-God fact.
vencabot_teppoo (0:35:31): So next time some bitch complains about the pain of childbirth, tell her that women face that pain by choice.
elan_einlhander (0:35:36): What dumb bitches, lol.
elan_einlhander (0:35:44): Oh of course, I'm just comparing it to really big shit.
elan_einlhander (0:35:48): because it's hilarious to say.
elan_einlhander (0:35:48): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:35:54): "Ever had a REALLY big shit?"
elan_einlhander (0:36:03): "That you wanted to kill yourself before it got out?"
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:04): I had one earlier today.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:15): One of those ones where you shake and quiver and groan.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:16): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:24): Cold sweat.
vencabot_teppoo (0:36:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:36:26): But it feels so good to get it out.
elan_einlhander (0:36:27): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:36:30): You're like OH GOD YES.
elan_einlhander (0:36:34): BEGONE FOUL LOG.
elan_einlhander (0:37:37): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:37:42): DAVID IS SO CUTE IN 2003!
elan_einlhander (0:37:45): elan_einlhander (0:07:38): I don't want it to delete them though vencabot_teppoo (0:07:49): What do you mean, delete them? vencabot_teppoo (0:08:09): Oh, well UNcheck "automatically delete." elan_einlhander (0:08:12): oh vencabot_teppoo (0:08:14): Mine don't delete. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:06): Dude, we don't talk about anything. elan_einlhander (0:09:40): Still might help for future arguments vencabot_teppoo (0:09:58): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:01): It might. vencabot_teppoo (0:21:50): So I stay up past my curfew again.
vencabot_teppoo (0:37:46): WHAT?!?!
elan_einlhander (0:37:48): Our first log.
elan_einlhander (0:38:15): David: "Oh fiddlesticks, my curfew!"
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:22): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:23): fasd
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:23): sd
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:29): ~CACKLING IRL~
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:38): ~sounds like the wicked witch of the west~
elan_einlhander (0:38:49): vencabot_teppoo (0:25:41): And yet I'm still gonna stay up, even though me and dad just talked about how I've been staying up. elan_einlhander (0:25:49): Why aren't you sleeping again? vencabot_teppoo (0:26:04): Because Ericka just got on and has emotional stress. elan_einlhander (0:26:19): Ah elan_einlhander (0:26:20): I sees vencabot_teppoo (0:26:37): She's quitting smoking cold-turkey... and its weighing quite heavily on her.
vencabot_teppoo (0:38:49): ~trying to say it out loud, but unable~
elan_einlhander (0:38:57): And it gets BETTER.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:03): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:04): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:08): ~breathe~
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:09): ~moaning~
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:12): ~can't breathe~
elan_einlhander (0:39:16): vencabot_teppoo (0:35:45): Blue Gender is cool. vencabot_teppoo (0:35:47): ~said it~ vencabot_teppoo (0:35:50): ~yes, he did~
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:20): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:22): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:41): ~hyperventilating~
vencabot_teppoo (0:39:59): "Oh fiddlesticks, my curfew!"
elan_einlhander (0:40:01): vencabot_teppoo (0:47:05): Ericka takes REALLY long showers. elan_einlhander (0:47:18): *won't even comment* vencabot_teppoo (0:47:22): If she DOESN'T hurry, it takes like an hour and ten minutes, and if she DOES hurry it takes, like, 45 minutes.
elan_einlhander (0:40:05): Oh fiddle-daddle.
elan_einlhander (0:40:11): NO
elan_einlhander (0:40:13): I HAVE TO STOP
elan_einlhander (0:40:21): PASTE THE WHOLE LOG TO NOTEPAD DOUG, YOU CAN SHARE LATER.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:37): Oh my GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:46): ~saying it out loud~
vencabot_teppoo (0:40:51): "Oh my God, oh my God."
elan_einlhander (0:41:03): And THAT is why Doug is the sweetest mother-fucker ever.
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:24): What date was the first log from?
vencabot_teppoo (0:41:36): That is, the one about the showers comment.
elan_einlhander (0:42:23): October 3rd of 2003.
elan_einlhander (0:42:27): When you had me start archiving.
vencabot_teppoo (0:43:32): Now, we pray to GOD ALMIGHTY that Ericka looks at my status tonight.
elan_einlhander (0:43:46): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (0:43:49): I really really hope so.
elan_einlhander (0:44:01): Or that a lot of her friend sdo.
elan_einlhander (0:44:03): friends do*
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:24): Of fiddlesticks, my curfew!
elan_einlhander (0:44:44): vencabot_teppoo (23:56:04): Eh, this would be the point where I would chime in with my crazy visions, but you know me. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:10): And I know you, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:56:56): So I won't even bother.
elan_einlhander (0:44:49): David and his craaaaaaazy visions.
vencabot_teppoo (0:44:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:45:02): Like the Dew in the fridge.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:06): Good times.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:09): Did it happen? Yes.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:19): The Dew in the fridge.
elan_einlhander (0:45:25): And I believe it.
elan_einlhander (0:45:33): It doesn't really sound amazing when you tell someone.
elan_einlhander (0:45:41): "What? That's it? A bottle of pop in your fridge."
elan_einlhander (0:45:44): Some bitch will say that.
vencabot_teppoo (0:45:56): I wish I had all of my logs from that far back
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:07): But my computer needed a new harddrive since then.
elan_einlhander (0:46:16): Well I AM saving it to notepad, so I can easily send you our file.
elan_einlhander (0:46:23): It IS pretty fuckin' leet.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:27): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (0:46:32): Blue Gender, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:46:53): Loved Blue Gender.
elan_einlhander (0:48:03): elan_einlhander (0:08:38): Um, beats me vencabot_teppoo (0:11:20): Poor Inuyasha. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:26): He's been struck by the pussy-bug, like us. elan_einlhander (0:11:36): Yeah
elan_einlhander (0:48:06): That is AWESOME.
elan_einlhander (0:48:10): Struck by the pussy-bug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:12): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:48:15): I HAVE to start saying that.
elan_einlhander (0:48:37): "Baby, I've been struck by the pussy-bug"
vencabot_teppoo (0:48:44): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:14): I hate to sound vain, but I have to speak my feelings.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:25): I think we just may be the most awesome beings in the universe.
elan_einlhander (0:49:50): David, I'm sending that to Kodora.
elan_einlhander (0:49:51): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:49:53): vencabot_teppoo: Awesome. vencabot_teppoo: Blue Gender, rofl. elan_einlhander: Loved Blue Gender. elan_einlhander: elan_einlhander (0:08:38): Um, beats me vencabot_teppoo (0:11:20): Poor Inuyasha. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:26): He's been struck by the pussy-bug, like us. elan_einlhander (0:11:36): Yeah elan_einlhander: That is AWESOME. elan_einlhander: Struck by the pussy-bug. vencabot_teppoo: Rofl. elan_einlhander: I HAVE to start saying that. elan_einlhander: "Baby, I've been struck by the pussy-bug" vencabot_teppoo: Lol. vencabot_teppoo: I hate to sound vain, but I have to speak my feelings. vencabot_teppoo: I think we just may be the most awesome beings in the universe.
vencabot_teppoo (0:49:56): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:34): Is she online right now-
vencabot_teppoo (0:50:39): SHit, now she has my screenname.
elan_einlhander (0:50:50): She is.
elan_einlhander (0:50:52): ..
elan_einlhander (0:50:52): oops
elan_einlhander (0:50:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:50:58): Oh well, I think she already did.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:06): Lol. Probably.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:17): Like David and his mistake of quoting Doug to Kayla.
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:21): What a huge-ass mistake THAT was.
elan_einlhander (0:51:25): But an awesome one, really.
elan_einlhander (0:51:28): Because I got stalked.
elan_einlhander (0:51:29): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:51:31): Hard-core.
elan_einlhander (0:51:35): "Hey buddy :D"
elan_einlhander (0:51:39): "Who the FUCK are you"
elan_einlhander (0:51:44): "I saw your name and thought I'd talk to you. :D"
elan_einlhander (0:51:46): "...Okay."
vencabot_teppoo (0:51:57): Bitches.
elan_einlhander (0:52:14): Doug didn't buy that for a SECOND.
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:25): Doug.
elan_einlhander (0:52:26): So when she's all like "Sigh, I'm really KAYLA AND HAVE BEEN DECIEVING YOU!"
elan_einlhander (0:52:31): Doug is like "No shit, lol."
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:35): I just came to a realization.
elan_einlhander (0:52:43): Coming out of the closet?
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:50): We've probably typed up...
vencabot_teppoo (0:52:55): Thirty pages of text TONIGHT.
elan_einlhander (0:52:58): ....
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:03): And you're trying to save our archives for TWO YEARS.
elan_einlhander (0:53:04): You know you're probably right.
elan_einlhander (0:53:08): Two fucking years.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:10): And we talk like this, like, EVERY NIGHT.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:17): Do you realize...
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:23): How long that will take, but not just that, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:27): If you could... PRINT those out.
elan_einlhander (0:53:33): And I intend to someday.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:44): Can you imagine how deep into our psyche's someone could see if they sat down and read all of it? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:46): We could PUBLISH it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:54): This is what awesome people talk about.
vencabot_teppoo (0:53:56): Buy it.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:07): Parents would be curious to see what sorts of things people IM about.
elan_einlhander (0:54:25): Becomming cyber legends.
elan_einlhander (0:54:26): Lol.
elan_einlhander (0:54:31): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:54:32): ORLF
elan_einlhander (0:54:32): F'dsjgsjidj\
elan_einlhander (0:54:33): H'PIJDF'OI
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:39): Ohhhh JESUS.
vencabot_teppoo (0:54:41): Here it comes.
elan_einlhander (0:55:10): vencabot_teppoo (0:33:41): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:47): ...What if you grabbed the pom-pom on a moogle's head... vencabot_teppoo (0:33:55): ...and yanked REALLY hard? elan_einlhander (0:34:06): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:34:11): ~is a moogle hater~ vencabot_teppoo (0:34:16): ~hates moogles, mogs, AND mogris~ vencabot_teppoo (0:44:58): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:04): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:04): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:45:07): ...Would it be like grabbing a saiyan's tail? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:10): ~not over it, yet~ vencabot_teppoo (0:45:28): ...Could you yank it off? Would their brain be exposed...? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:32): Is there a bone in there...? vencabot_teppoo (0:45:43): ...Does it get hard when they're excited? elan_einlhander (0:45:58): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:46
elan_einlhander (0:55:11): vencabot_teppoo (0:46:00): ...Would they get annoyed if you smacked it around? elan_einlhander (0:46:01): I don't know yo vencabot_teppoo (0:46:57): Would it make a tearing sound or a snapping sound or a cracking sound when you yanked it? vencabot_teppoo (0:47:03): A plucking sound?
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:33): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:33): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:35): AS
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:35): S
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:35): DS
vencabot_teppoo (0:55:47): I just kept going ON and ON, rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:55:49): I REMEMBER YOU DOING THE VISUAL
elan_einlhander (0:55:53): When I saw you at schoo.
elan_einlhander (0:55:54): l
elan_einlhander (0:56:04): *slowly reaching over behind a moogle, staring at it with disgust*
elan_einlhander (0:56:15): *gripping the pom-pom in your fist, the moogle freezing in shock*
elan_einlhander (0:56:16): *YANK*
vencabot_teppoo (0:56:18): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (0:57:13): "Would they get annoyed if you smacked it around?"
elan_einlhander (0:57:40): DOES it get hard during arousal?
elan_einlhander (0:58:09): vencabot_teppoo (0:41:40): It's curfew... I should really sleep. vencabot_teppoo (0:42:25): If I had half a brain, I would sleep... elan_einlhander (0:43:07): Too bad you have a whole brain vencabot_teppoo (0:43:13): Good logic.
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:16): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (0:58:22): Curfewwwww
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:25): We really are the most awesome.
elan_einlhander (0:58:41): "Too bad you have a whole brain" "Good logic."
vencabot_teppoo (0:58:46): Exactly.
elan_einlhander (0:59:04): lan_einlhander (23:38:35): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (23:38:44): I was about to get anti-hype.
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:10): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:11): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:11): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:14): or
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:15): arl
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:21): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:22): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:59:43): ROFL
elan_einlhander (0:59:50): vencabot_teppoo (0:07:40): God, Shippo is a retard. vencabot_teppoo (0:24:47): Hey, I'm Kohaku... vencabot_teppoo (0:24:48): -_- elan_einlhander (0:24:59): lol vencabot_teppoo (0:25:29): H-hey look, I've got no memories. vencabot_teppoo (0:25:37): -_- : Maaaw... Kill Kagome... vencabot_teppoo (0:36:21): ...Good times...
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:58): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (0:59:59): ROLF
elan_einlhander (0:59:59): Maaaw.... Kill Kagome...
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:00): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:01): RFL
elan_einlhander (1:00:12): I've seriously got tears in my eyes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:13): No doubt, now.
elan_einlhander (1:00:18): I am NEVER gonna finish this.
elan_einlhander (1:00:19): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:24): We really are the most awesome beings in existance.
elan_einlhander (1:00:34): What sucks though
vencabot_teppoo (1:00:35): vencabot_teppoo (0:25:29): H-hey look, I've got no memories.
elan_einlhander (1:00:41): Is that she can't appreciate this brand of humour.
elan_einlhander (1:00:52): I sent her that moogle one.
elan_einlhander (1:00:55): vencabot_teppoo (0:46:57): Would it make a tearing sound or a snapping sound or a cracking sound when you yanked it? vencabot_teppoo (0:47:03): A plucking sound? Kodora : *rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:05): Nope.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:07): She doesn't understand.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:08): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:12): Not a clue, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:01:15): But she wants to react.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:17): She's like.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:18): >_>
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:21): <_<
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:23): ...
elan_einlhander (1:01:24): Haha?
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:26): *rofl*
elan_einlhander (1:01:28): *rofl*
elan_einlhander (1:01:37): Who puts astericks around their roffles.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:39): Look, I'm ROLLING on the FLOOR LAUGHING.
elan_einlhander (1:01:47): That means it's REALLY FUNNY.
vencabot_teppoo (1:01:54): Oh, my SIDES.
elan_einlhander (1:02:07): It does hurt, doesn't it.
elan_einlhander (1:02:08): Lol
elan_einlhander (1:03:34): maaaawwww
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:49): I was pasting that to John, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:03:58): He doesn't get it, since he doesn't watch Inuyasha, I guess?
elan_einlhander (1:04:07): Awwww.
vencabot_teppoo (1:04:33): lan_einlhander (23:38:35): Get hype vencabot_teppoo (23:38:44): I was about to get anti-hype.
elan_einlhander (1:04:36): I have to stop saying it or I'll never stop laughing.
elan_einlhander (1:04:37): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:04:41): lan_einlhander
elan_einlhander (1:04:42): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:05): Doug, one day you WILL change your name to Elan Einlhander. I can see it.
elan_einlhander (1:05:13): OR
elan_einlhander (1:05:15): Douglas Steele.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:17): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:45): If all of our archives together were printed.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:47): I'm confident.
vencabot_teppoo (1:05:52): That it would radiate awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (1:06:09): And kill everyone around it, or else transform them into a fused form of us.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:12): There's no way that it couldn't. It would defy all of physical law, and actually RADIATE awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (1:06:21): You could SMELL the awesomeness.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:38): Scientists would have to study it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:42): And they'd never understand.
vencabot_teppoo (1:06:53): I mean, there's nothing else that could happen.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:05): I can't imagine that, printed out, our conversations would be nothing more than ink on paper.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:12): Pages and pages and pages.
elan_einlhander (1:07:13): They would have to come to the conclusion that the universe is based around that textual archive.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:14): A huge TOME.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:19): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:07:26): It IS the center of all reality.
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:42): God, the limits of technology suck.
elan_einlhander (1:07:44): *has only saved about ten days, so far*
elan_einlhander (1:07:55): vencabot_teppoo (0:14:52): Back. elan_einlhander (0:15:05): *cheers* vencabot_teppoo (0:15:12): Lol. Thank you, thank you. vencabot_teppoo (0:15:14): ~bows~ vencabot_teppoo (0:16:23): SOMEONE IS RPING AS SPEED RACER!!! vencabot_teppoo (0:16:26): ~dances!~ elan_einlhander (0:16:33): Get hype
vencabot_teppoo (1:07:59): I mean, can you imagine if we had ALL of our conversations from when we started talking on the internet.
elan_einlhander (1:08:12): Yahoo! should archive by default.
elan_einlhander (1:08:17): my very first times online were with you.
vencabot_teppoo (1:08:22): Yep
elan_einlhander (1:09:15): And for like
elan_einlhander (1:09:16): A YEAR
elan_einlhander (1:09:18): We never missed a day.
elan_einlhander (1:09:24): My other archives all have date gaps.
elan_einlhander (1:09:30): This one has like a year straight.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:30): And then David would vanish for weeks on end.
elan_einlhander (1:09:36): it only stopped when you ran away, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:09:43): For like who knows how long.,
elan_einlhander (1:09:48): Then returned via missedcriticalhit
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:49): How much was on Missedcriticalhit? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:09:51): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:10:01): A shit-load, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:04): What was even WITH that name, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:13): What does that even MEAN.
elan_einlhander (1:10:13): And then DISCUSSING it.
vencabot_teppoo (1:10:18): "missedcriticalhit."
elan_einlhander (1:10:19): "Can there BE a missed critical hit?"
elan_einlhander (1:12:22): vencabot_teppoo (0:07:21): If... no. Lol. No, wait... I'm gonna say it... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:28): ...If... stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:34): ...can be... good... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:42): ...like... getting married... or doing homework... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:51): ...Then how... can any... activity... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:54): ...relieve... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:56): ...stress... vencabot_teppoo (0:07:58): ...?
elan_einlhander (1:12:24): Get HYPE
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:53): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:12:55): This was while we were IN psyche, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:12:56): Psychology.
elan_einlhander (1:12:59): Not reminiscing really.
elan_einlhander (1:13:02): It was THAT DAY.
elan_einlhander (1:16:00): Kodora : What would be the song you would sing about getting dressed? elan_einlhander: About dressing, lol. elan_einlhander: I'd just make something up about putting my pants on. elan_einlhander: I do that often, actually. elan_einlhander: Lol. elan_einlhander: "Puttin' on my pants, slidin' my slacks, BUCKLIN' UP MY BELT, OHHHHH!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:16): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:25): What a STUPID
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:26): STUPID
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:27): STUPID
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:30): STUPID
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:33): STUPID!
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:34): STUPID
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:36): BITCH.
elan_einlhander (1:16:42): B-but my song WAS awesome, right
elan_einlhander (1:16:43): ?
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:47): Yes.
elan_einlhander (1:16:49): All right then.
elan_einlhander (1:16:50): *whew*
vencabot_teppoo (1:16:51): The song was "rofl" worthy.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:01): But the question reminds me of how stupid, stupid, stupid bitches can be.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:12): I guy would NEVER ask that question.
elan_einlhander (1:17:14): She asked me if it would be fun to just burst into song for a day.
elan_einlhander (1:17:24): I was like sounds like something me and David would do.
elan_einlhander (1:17:25): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:30): Yep, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:17:36): I probaby HAVE done it.
elan_einlhander (1:17:44): "heeeey Doug, how are you doiiiing!"
elan_einlhander (1:17:50): "Well David I'm just swelllllll!"
elan_einlhander (1:17:54): We probably have, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:17:58): I know ~I~ have.
elan_einlhander (1:18:04): i'll sing about what I'm doing.
elan_einlhander (1:18:08): The most retarded songs, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:18:13): Just say it with a musical tone.
vencabot_teppoo (1:20:50): vencabot_teppoo (9:09:52 PM): And of course, my buddy, YahooHelper vencabot_teppoo (9:10:01 PM): He's always on my list. vencabot_teppoo (9:10:04 PM): Ya know, since we're so close. elan_einlhander (9:10:16 PM): You're tight like this. *crosses his fingers* vencabot_teppoo (9:10:25 PM): Yep... I used to harass him all the time, lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:10:28 PM): "help" vencabot_teppoo (9:10:31 PM): "How can I help you?" vencabot_teppoo (9:10:34 PM): "hel" vencabot_teppoo (9:10:35 PM): "p" vencabot_teppoo (9:10:36 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:10:48 PM): "What do you need help with?" vencabot_teppoo (9:10:52 PM): "helpme i need help"
elan_einlhander (1:21:12): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:21:15): I remember that SO well.
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:17): vencabot_teppoo (9:11:11 PM): "With what? Please, type clearly." vencabot_teppoo (9:11:23 PM): "wat is this thing infrot on me" vencabot_teppoo (9:11:32 PM): "What thing infront of you?" vencabot_teppoo (9:11:36 PM): "its big and long" vencabot_teppoo (9:11:44 PM): "Does it have names on it?" vencabot_teppoo (9:11:58 PM): "ti has letters is qwertyu a name" vencabot_teppoo (9:12:10 PM): "It might be. Does it have a smiley-face infront of it?" vencabot_teppoo (9:12:18 PM): "no it has a tab in front of ti" vencabot_teppoo (9:12:29 PM): "and nubmers in top" vencabot_teppoo (9:12:35 PM): "...That's your keyboard."
elan_einlhander (1:21:48): *made himself bleed when he read that*
vencabot_teppoo (1:21:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:05): "no it has tab in front of ti"
elan_einlhander (1:22:09): I was scratching my eczema, and I laughed, and ripped off part of my skin.
elan_einlhander (1:22:10): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:14): ROFL
elan_einlhander (1:22:20): Now I'm bleeding.
elan_einlhander (1:22:23): my fingers are wet and red.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:38): elan_einlhander (9:16:45 PM): I remember, at your house. elan_einlhander (9:16:48 PM): Doug, half-asleep. elan_einlhander (9:16:57 PM): John doing something in the same room, probably on his laptop. vencabot_teppoo (9:16:59 PM): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (9:17:02 PM): I remember that. elan_einlhander (9:17:04 PM): Doug sneezes and flails violently. elan_einlhander (9:17:08 PM): John spazzes. elan_einlhander (9:17:11 PM): Doug goes back to sleep. elan_einlhander (9:17:12 PM): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:22:56): elan_einlhander (9:18:58 PM): I inkht my pizza is done, brb. elan_einlhander (9:19:00 PM): ...think* vencabot_teppoo (9:19:05 PM): ...Doug?
elan_einlhander (1:23:15): Awesome, I sneeze SO violently, too.
elan_einlhander (1:23:23): ACHWH:HHS:HSDSUHDUHDSDS-OOOO
elan_einlhander (1:23:29): *ciesure*
elan_einlhander (1:23:30): ...
elan_einlhander (1:23:35): *siesure?*
vencabot_teppoo (1:23:45): Seizure.
elan_einlhander (1:23:52): Pwnd.
vencabot_teppoo (1:24:00): vencabot_teppoo (9:34:11 PM): PUFFY AMI YUMI GETTING THEIR OWN SHOW?!?! vencabot_teppoo (9:34:17 PM): What could it be about...? TELL ME, DOUG. elan_einlhander (9:34:45 PM): Wait.... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
elan_einlhander (1:24:26): Da Hyper White Badgers.
elan_einlhander (1:24:43): vencabot_teppoo (0:05:24): DaHypeWhiteMike: text wrap... is that spelled right? Vencabot Teppoo: ... Vencabot Teppoo: YES? DaHypeWhiteMike: it doesn't look right to the tired eye elan_einlhander (0:05:38): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (0:05:48): Such good times. vencabot_teppoo (0:06:34): I still wish our group could have been Da Hype White Badgers.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:09): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:25:19): Black Panthers, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:52): vencabot_teppoo (9:51:01 PM): Macs don't have DOS. vencabot_teppoo (9:51:02 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:51:12 PM): They have... whatever Macs have.
vencabot_teppoo (1:25:59): We are beings of awesomeness.
elan_einlhander (1:26:10): David, versus SD Gundam:
elan_einlhander (1:26:27): elan_einlhander (14:30:40): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:41): Faster elan_einlhander (14:30:45): Faster faster faster elan_einlhander (14:30:48): AHHHHHHHH vencabot_teppoo (14:30:57): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (15:25:54): ZAKO ZAKO HOUR! elan_einlhander (15:26:06): Wtf? vencabot_teppoo (15:26:07): Gundam SD is awesome. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:12): Not. vencabot_teppoo (15:26:19): But the Zako Zako guys are adorable.
elan_einlhander (1:26:30): But what is funnier.
elan_einlhander (1:26:35): Taking what Doug was saying, out of context.
elan_einlhander (1:26:40): or David on Zako Zako.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:15): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:18): What the fuck were we ON?
elan_einlhander (1:27:30): We have to have A.D.D
elan_einlhander (1:27:33): Hard-core.
elan_einlhander (1:27:33): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:38): "Zako Zako Hour!"
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:39): "Wtf?"
vencabot_teppoo (1:27:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:28:45): elan_einlhander (0:10:35): Around nine my power went out, just mine elan_einlhander (0:10:37): And it's still out vencabot_teppoo (0:10:44): That's insane. elan_einlhander (0:10:54): So I did a total computoral transference elan_einlhander (0:11:04): My computer is now in the hallway vencabot_teppoo (0:11:08): Well, not actually THAT insane. Used to happen to me. Something to do with how the power... and the... circuits... vencabot_teppoo (0:11:09): DOUG. vencabot_teppoo (0:11:14): You moved your entire computer? elan_einlhander (0:11:21): Yes, the whole damn console elan_einlhander (0:11:26): And the portal system vencabot_teppoo (0:11:29): ... vencabot_teppoo (0:11:33): ~not sure what to say~ vencabot_teppoo (0:11:40): ~wonders if he would have done the same thing!
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:29): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:30): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:30): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:33): ~wheezing~
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:39): "Total computeral transference."
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:44): David's message just trailing off.
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:52): "Something to do with... the circuits..."
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:53): "DOUG."
vencabot_teppoo (1:29:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:30:07): We're the kind of people who type as words come into our heads.
elan_einlhander (1:30:15): Not forming a sentence FIRST then typing it.
elan_einlhander (1:30:22): So trailing off happens quite often, even in text.
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:32): WHAT?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:39): ~jsut SCREAMED the word "what"~
elan_einlhander (1:30:41): WHAT
elan_einlhander (1:30:43): WHAAAAAAT
vencabot_teppoo (1:30:52): 10/9/2004:
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:09): vencabot_teppoo (10:06:22 PM): ~should go stab Ericka~ vencabot_teppoo (10:06:29 PM): Dude. elan_einlhander (10:06:31 PM): In the face? elan_einlhander (10:06:31 PM): Lol elan_einlhander (10:06:32 PM): Dude? vencabot_teppoo (10:06:34 PM): Dude. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:43 PM): Back in the middle of me and Ericka's relationship. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:46 PM): She apparently had a dream vencabot_teppoo (10:06:49 PM): Where I went over there. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:51 PM): And beat her up. elan_einlhander (10:06:59 PM): That wasn't a dream. elan_einlhander (10:07:04 PM): it was a VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!! elan_einlhander (10:07:05 PM): :OOOO elan_einlhander (10:07:13 PM): Shut up Doug, Jesus Christ. elan_einlhander (10:07:18 PM): Trying to be serious here.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:25): vencabot_teppoo (10:07:22 PM): Because we were having an argument... and she was really freaked out about it. She was like, "You wouldn't do that, would you?" And I was like, "...That's nothing like me." vencabot_teppoo (10:07:28 PM): I shoulda broke it off right there, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:27): DOUG.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:31): DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:40): It MEANS THAT WE JUST TALK ON AN INFINITE LOOP.
vencabot_teppoo (1:31:43): THAT GOES BY YEARLY.
elan_einlhander (1:31:49): ...
elan_einlhander (1:31:50): Holy-
elan_einlhander (1:31:54): Holy shit, WE DO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:04): I can't even BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
elan_einlhander (1:32:17): *is seriously freAKING OUT from the awesomeness*
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:17): vencabot_teppoo (10:06:43 PM): Back in the middle of me and Ericka's relationship. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:46 PM): She apparently had a dream vencabot_teppoo (10:06:49 PM): Where I went over there. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:51 PM): And beat her up. elan_einlhander (10:06:59 PM): That wasn't a dream. elan_einlhander (10:07:04 PM): it was a VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!! elan_einlhander (10:07:05 PM): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (1:32:20): *is seriously freAKING OUT from the awesomeness*
vencabot_teppoo (1:32:38): elan_einlhander (10:06:59 PM): That wasn't a dream. elan_einlhander (10:07:04 PM): it was a VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!! elan_einlhander (10:07:05 PM): :OOOO
elan_einlhander (1:32:51): And I think even YESTERDAY
elan_einlhander (1:32:57): You said it was a vision of the future.
elan_einlhander (1:33:39): Meanwhile, on the mirror side:
elan_einlhander (1:33:42): Kodora : It sounds like you were pleasuring yourself while he was bored and wanting to talk about zako zako hour. elan_einlhander: Hey, we're... close. Kodora : So, that is what you were doing? elan_einlhander: Maybe so, maybe I just like masturbating with friends. elan_einlhander: Or maybe he was jacking me off, WHO KNOWS.
elan_einlhander (1:33:50): Taking my log out of context.
elan_einlhander (1:33:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:33:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:34:50): 4/21/2005:
elan_einlhander (1:34:52): I'm trying to convice her we're gay.
elan_einlhander (1:34:54): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:34:55): here it comes.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:09): vencabot_teppoo (9:49:15 PM): Hey, I wonder if Ericka is psychic. elan_einlhander (9:49:22 PM): I bet she is. elan_einlhander (9:49:25 PM): Or elan_einlhander (9:49:28 PM): Just a stupid bitch. elan_einlhander (9:49:30 PM): Eh? vencabot_teppoo (9:49:32 PM): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (9:49:44 PM): No, seriously. That was funny... but when me and her were together, one time she was real worried. vencabot_teppoo (9:49:52 PM): She told me she had a dream where I was trying to kill her. elan_einlhander (9:50:01 PM): :D vencabot_teppoo (9:50:04 PM): And asked me if I'd ever do anything like that, and I of course said, "Of course not." vencabot_teppoo (9:50:05 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:50:16 PM): She said that I came all the way to her town just to find her and kill her.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:23): vencabot_teppoo (9:50:27 PM): And I was like, "That's ridiculous! :D" vencabot_teppoo (9:50:48 PM): And then, a year and some later, DAVID'S havin' those kinds of dreams, and scheming. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:50:54 PM): Weird. I just remembered that, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:35:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:35:45): And Doug signs off.
elan_einlhander (1:36:54): I hit my sleep button by mistake.
elan_einlhander (1:36:55): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:36:59): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:37:15): elan_einlhander (19:33:45): Oh man, I think I DID crap my pants vencabot_teppoo (19:37:21): "Well, OUR power levels are above... TWO million!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:28): "PLUS we can go Super Saiyan!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:34): "Oh my God a SUPER SAIYAN!" vencabot_teppoo (19:37:37): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:47): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:37:49): elan_einlhander (10:15:01 AM): This commercial pisses me off. elan_einlhander (10:15:07 AM): With the kid giving his mom his report card. elan_einlhander (10:15:13 AM): ... a lot of his's. elan_einlhander (10:15:14 AM): Anywho elan_einlhander (10:15:22 AM): And he says "It's what you've always wanted." elan_einlhander (10:15:26 AM): And it's all heart-warming. elan_einlhander (10:15:57 AM): I think I'm gonna walk to work instead of biking today. vencabot_teppoo (10:16:03 AM): You do that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:12): elan_einlhander (10:16:16 AM): I don't like riding in the cold, and I'm so groggy. elan_einlhander (10:17:24 AM): We should go out trick-or-treating on Halloween. elan_einlhander (10:17:34 AM): I could dress up as David. elan_einlhander (10:17:38 AM): And David could dress up as me. vencabot_teppoo (10:18:26 AM): Rofl. elan_einlhander (10:21:49 AM): I also can't remember if I put deoderant on. elan_einlhander (10:21:52 AM): Man, not my morning.,
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:15): ~cracking up~
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:17): LOOK AT YOU GO.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:24): FROM THOUGHT TO THOYGHT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:25): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:38:35): *cracking up SO bad8
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:35): THAT WAS A TWO-MINUTE SPAN.
elan_einlhander (1:38:39): WHAT RANDOM SHIT.
vencabot_teppoo (1:38:43): TWO MINUTES.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:12): vencabot_teppoo (10:22:22 AM): ...And an overdose of deodorant is, of course... vencabot_teppoo (10:22:23 AM): ...Bad. elan_einlhander (10:22:27 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:22:29 AM): Shut up. elan_einlhander (10:22:40 AM): Our vacuum sucks SO bad.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:15): IT JUST GOES ON AND ON.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:18): ~eyes tearing up~
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:26): I can't SEE.
vencabot_teppoo (1:39:51): elan_einlhander (10:23:11 AM): It won't stand up, it's too low to the ground so it won't pick up anything taller than a milimeter, and it electrocuted me. elan_einlhander (10:23:26 AM): I was pushing it around, vacuuming, holding the cord in my hand so I wouldn't roll overi t. elan_einlhander (10:23:29 AM): Then bzzzzzzzzzzap vencabot_teppoo (10:23:32 AM): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (10:23:33 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:23:34 AM): Doug gets electrocuted. elan_einlhander (10:23:36 AM): I look down. vencabot_teppoo (10:23:37 AM): It DOES suck. elan_einlhander (10:23:49 AM): And the cord is CHEWED all the way the through, all of the wires exposed. elan_einlhander (10:23:54 AM): David, I hate pets. vencabot_teppoo (10:24:44 AM): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:02): ~moaning like a banchee, and crying~
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:09): ~tasting his own salty tears~
elan_einlhander (1:40:12): David, I hate pets.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:30): elan_einlhander (10:23:54 AM): David, I hate pets. vencabot_teppoo (10:24:44 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (10:24:46 AM): Doug does, too. elan_einlhander (10:25:11 AM): Nothing sucks like being electrocuted.
vencabot_teppoo (1:40:32): ~choking~
vencabot_teppoo (1:41:15): Doug was on a ROLL.
elan_einlhander (1:41:46): vencabot_teppoo (2:18:17): Doug, the funniest thing about my extremely intense life is how much it makes me look like the stereotypical insane person, and yet I'm not. It makes me wonder how many people I've thought were insane but weren't... because I look over the things I type and say and realize that people must think that I'm a complete lunatic. ~I~ just got done working out, and while working out was once again contacted by God. We chit-chatted like it was nothing the whole time, resulting in me coming to WHAT great realization? What great spiritual realization? I'll tell you. The realization that I'm gonna eat two whole carrots per day, from now on. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:21): Yes, that's right. Carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:24): Lots and lots of carrots.
elan_einlhander (1:41:47): vencabot_teppoo (2:18:27): God told me to eat carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:38): LOTS of carrots. vencabot_teppoo (2:18:50): I crack myself up typing that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:35): Oh my God.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:40): God bless you for saving those, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (1:42:41): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:47): I know, lol.
elan_einlhander (1:42:49): So awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:16): vencabot_teppoo (5:09:35 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:42 PM): Tired. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:43 PM): Hungry. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:46 PM): Needy. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:46 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:19:33 PM): Lol. There are three ingredients in tortilla chips. vencabot_teppoo (5:20:10 PM): Corn. vencabot_teppoo (5:20:11 PM): Soy. vencabot_teppoo (5:20:12 PM): Salt. vencabot_teppoo (5:20:13 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:22:24 PM): How's life in MM? vencabot_teppoo (5:22:33 PM): Oh yeah, you'reidle... Forgot. elan_einlhander (5:24:20 PM): Sorry, I knocked out the cords while I was nailing up that blanket. vencabot_teppoo (5:24:30 PM): Lol. Awesome. elan_einlhander (5:24:33 PM): With a bat
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:23): We have A.D.D., Doug. We have to accept it.
elan_einlhander (1:43:37): I cant see
elan_einlhander (1:43:52): *knocked his glass clear off of his face flailing(
vencabot_teppoo (1:43:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:44:07): Oh god.
vencabot_teppoo (1:44:08): We have A.D.D.! Rofl.
elan_einlhander (1:44:21): ROFLLLLL ADD YEAH
elan_einlhander (1:44:48): GOOD TIMES.
elan_einlhander (1:45:07): elan_einlhander (17:38:36): Man, kill me vencabot_teppoo (17:38:43): Ok. elan_einlhander (17:38:45): I read the note Lynn gave me -_- vencabot_teppoo (17:38:49): Oh no. elan_einlhander (17:38:52): Yeah vencabot_teppoo (17:38:53): What? vencabot_teppoo (17:38:58): What'd it say? elan_einlhander (17:39:01): She won't let me go yo elan_einlhander (17:39:07): She says she'll wait FOREVER vencabot_teppoo (17:39:14): That's what I told Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (17:39:18): But... vencabot_teppoo (17:39:38): Well, I guess its easy for ME to say, but ~I~ think its true love... and I believe that true love is shared between two people...
elan_einlhander (1:45:17): YOU'RE A FAGGOT, AND I GOT JACKED.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:33): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:39): I'M A FAGOT, AND YOU GOT JACKED.
elan_einlhander (1:45:43): AHAHAHHAHA.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:45): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:45): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (1:45:49): I'M GONNA PUKE MY PANTS.
vencabot_teppoo (1:46:36): elan_einlhander (6:22:26 PM): Oh god elan_einlhander (6:22:27 PM): Poor kid vencabot_teppoo (6:22:30 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (6:23:08 PM): And by "poor kid" I mean AHAHAHHAHAHA
elan_einlhander (1:46:57): Who even KNOWS what we're talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (1:47:01): elan_einlhander (6:42:33 PM): *checks to see if he shit his pants* elan_einlhander (6:42:36 PM): *did*
elan_einlhander (1:47:19): Doug shat so many pants.
vencabot_teppoo (1:48:54): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (1:49:29): I HAVE to stop doing that.
elan_einlhander (1:49:30): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:49:32): elan_einlhander (8:23:24 PM): Woah. elan_einlhander (8:23:31 PM): Doug versus Doug's couch. elan_einlhander (8:23:35 PM): "Hey, come sleep on me" elan_einlhander (8:23:42 PM): "Naw man, I need to just get a drink" elan_einlhander (8:23:47 PM): "Come on, just lay down and rest your eyes" elan_einlhander (8:23:54 PM): "Well, I guess I could sit down for a moment" elan_einlhander (8:23:59 PM): "That's right.... get nice and comfy" elan_einlhander (8:24:09 PM): "Op, dart in your neck" elan_einlhander (8:24:12 PM): *Doug passes out*
elan_einlhander (1:50:06): Good times, passing out on that damned evil couch.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:35): elan_einlhander (10:00:48 PM): David's going to marry a huge black woman named Shaniqua. elan_einlhander (10:00:54 PM): And Doug will marry Miss Muffet.
vencabot_teppoo (1:51:41): elan_einlhander (10:01:07 PM): That's a good quote right there.
elan_einlhander (1:51:42): Good times of mom ganking Doug's compute-FRORLF
elan_einlhander (1:51:51): Miss Muffet.
elan_einlhander (1:51:51): What
elan_einlhander (1:51:52): the
elan_einlhander (1:51:53): fuck
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:15): BREAHTE.
vencabot_teppoo (1:52:17): vencabot_teppoo (10:05:49 PM): BUT... Doug survived. elan_einlhander (10:06:01 PM): He did elan_einlhander (10:06:03 PM): And his sperm. elan_einlhander (10:06:05 PM): Though so many died. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:16 PM): It was like a sperm holocaust. elan_einlhander (10:06:17 PM): Boiled alive in my scrotum. elan_einlhander (10:06:19 PM): It was. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:20 PM): Rofl. elan_einlhander (10:06:23 PM): Spermial genocide
elan_einlhander (1:52:38): Oh God, my penis is tingling.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:39): elan_einlhander (10:14:20 PM): I should get a webcam. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:24 PM): AJSDA elan_einlhander (10:14:25 PM): And David could watch Teen Titans. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:26 PM): OMY ECNEK vencabot_teppoo (10:14:28 PM): MTY ERJ vencabot_teppoo (10:14:30 PM): MY RECTUM. elan_einlhander (10:14:31 PM): Your neck? elan_einlhander (10:14:34 PM): Or rectum. vencabot_teppoo (10:14:45 PM): Lol... Forget I said that.
vencabot_teppoo (1:53:51): elan_einlhander (10:14:48 PM): Okay. vencabot_teppoo (10:15:27 PM): Man... My rectum just hurt out of NOWHERE. elan_einlhander (10:15:56 PM): I've actually had that happen. vencabot_teppoo (10:16:08 PM): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:54:12): David got raped in his sleep.
elan_einlhander (1:54:14): Like me.
elan_einlhander (1:54:15): BY me
elan_einlhander (1:56:33): vencabot_teppoo (23:59:30): And then schools gonna come back and hopefully, with two weeks of being away from school, my ability to use THE FORCE will be strong enough for me to take over it just been staring at people, lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:33): Scenerio: vencabot_teppoo (23:59:39): David: O.O vencabot_teppoo (23:59:48): Random Person: ...You ok, David? vencabot_teppoo (23:59:56): David: ...Crap; Shoulda been THREE weeks. vencabot_teppoo (23:59:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:10): ncabot_teppoo (23:51:41): TOO LATE! ~pulls out loaded gun~ vencabot_teppoo (23:51:43): ~was ready~ vencabot_teppoo (23:51:50): *POP* *POP* *POP* elan_einlhander (23:51:54): you're dead already yo elan_einlhander (23:51:57): hence the elan_einlhander (23:51:57): ----- vencabot_teppoo (23:52:17): ~jumps into a car that drives by, driving by his uncle Pedro.. shouts out the window~ YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BLOOD! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BLOOD! vencabot_teppoo (23:52:18): Lol. elan_einlhander (23:52:27): Wow
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (1:57:40): I can see you flailing around yelling it.
elan_einlhander (1:57:41): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (1:57:52): vencabot_teppoo (3:51:31 PM): Why do you need to employ a female to help you with a costume. elan_einlhander (3:51:52 PM): I need sewing assistance, hair assistance, and wardrobe asistance. elan_einlhander (3:51:55 PM): And I'm severely sexist. elan_einlhander (3:51:56 PM): Lol vencabot_teppoo (3:52:09 PM): Lol. ~can do all of those things~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:12 PM): ~wait, no he can't~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:15 PM): ~wtf is he talking about~
elan_einlhander (1:58:13): David had a instant of woman-hood.
vencabot_teppoo (1:58:40): elan_einlhander (3:55:50 PM): awww, my brother fell asleep. elan_einlhander (3:56:01 PM): He was babbling and babbling about all kinds of crap vencabot_teppoo (3:56:02 PM): Aw, it's heart warming! elan_einlhander (3:56:04 PM): Then just went quiet
elan_einlhander (1:58:47): vencabot_teppoo (22:21:22): Lol. Ok, now I'm done. vencabot_teppoo (22:27:38): "They surrenedered, and were spared by the Mexicans."
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:04): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:04): RFOR
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:05): FASA
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:06): DS
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:07): br
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:08): E
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:09): ATH
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:15): HSAHD
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:16): ADSDS
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:17): ASD
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:17): SDA
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:19): Okay.
vencabot_teppoo (1:59:49): elan_einlhander (4:01:36 PM): Wrap me up in a tortilla and call me pussy. vencabot_teppoo (4:02:00 PM): ~is losing it~ I did a double-take because I thought, on my AIM list, your name was :ElanEinlhandermeister.
elan_einlhander (2:00:23): WHY DID I SAY THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (2:00:49): I read the whole conversation, and I can't figure out why, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:04): vencabot_teppoo (3:59:05 PM): Quote Kanye West when I sing: Got a light-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, vencabot_teppoo (3:59:13 PM): Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson. vencabot_teppoo (3:59:13 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:59:17 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (3:59:25 PM): Someone said that to me at work. vencabot_teppoo (3:59:30 PM): Said what? elan_einlhander (3:59:53 PM): What you just said. vencabot_teppoo (4:00:27 PM): Oh, lol. elan_einlhander (4:01:18 PM): And quote Elan when I say: "Eep!" vencabot_teppoo (4:01:22 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (4:01:36 PM): Wrap me up in a tortilla and call me pussy. vencabot_teppoo (4:02:00 PM): ~is losing it~ I did a double-take because I thought, on my AIM list, your name was :ElanEinlhandermeister.
vencabot_teppoo (2:01:13): elan_einlhander (4:02:15 PM): Einlhandermeister. elan_einlhander (4:02:17 PM): That's awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:01:35): Oh, rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:01:38): Get hype, me
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:14): elan_einlhander (4:40:25 PM): Yeah elan_einlhander (4:40:27 PM): How sads. elan_einlhander (4:40:28 PM): sad* elan_einlhander (4:40:29 PM): -_ elan_einlhander (4:40:30 PM): - elan_einlhander (4:40:31 PM): DAMN elan_einlhander (4:40:39 PM): CHRISTOPHER REEVE IS DEAD DAVID
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:20): OH MY GOD.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:21): BRB.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:46): Doug, you're not even gonna believe this.
elan_einlhander (2:02:53): I bet I will.
vencabot_teppoo (2:02:56): But I actually did just, honest to God, shit my pants.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:00): Now I have to go brb to change myself.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:02): Brb.
elan_einlhander (2:03:07): Go ahead.
vencabot_teppoo (2:03:11): Thank you.
elan_einlhander (2:03:28): That's going in my log RIGHT now.
elan_einlhander (2:06:56): vencabot_teppoo (22:19:09): Well if it isn't Doug. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:12): Long time no see, B. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:41): The Doug-meister. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:43): Doug-man. vencabot_teppoo (22:19:54): Snoop Douggy-Dog. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:02): Doug... the Thug. vencabot_teppoo (22:20:02): Lol. elan_einlhander (22:20:14): Stop vencabot_teppoo (22:20:20): ~is stopped~
elan_einlhander (2:08:04): *JUST finished 2003, and is moving to 2004*
elan_einlhander (2:08:14): *mind you 2003 only started in October, and took him that long*
elan_einlhander (2:10:07): Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny's a jeeeeeeeerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny isn't a jerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny's a jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny isn't a jerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny's a J-E-R-K. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny isn't a jerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kennys a JeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEErk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny isn't a jerk. Vencabot Teppoo
elan_einlhander (2:10:15): *petals dropping* Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny's a JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK. Vencabot Teppoo: *pluck* Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny isn't a jerk. Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny's a... *no more petals* Vencabot Teppoo: ... Vencabot Teppoo: O.o; Vencabot Teppoo: ~plucks the head off of the flower~ Vencabot Teppoo: KENNY'S A JEEEEEEEEERK! Vencabot Teppoo: Ahahahahahahahaha!
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:42): Well Doug, are you happy now?
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:46): Are you satisfied?
elan_einlhander (2:10:48): I really am.
elan_einlhander (2:10:53): I honestly, truly am.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:53): We've known eachother for HOW long?
elan_einlhander (2:10:58): Years David, years.
vencabot_teppoo (2:10:58): And it's taken you this long.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:03): To make me shit my pants.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:10): Laughing so hard.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:13): That I shit my pants.
elan_einlhander (2:11:20): This is seriously my proudest moment.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:26): I'm sitting in the bathroom.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:45): Sniffling, laughing, and crying, while the sounds of my fecal matter hitting the toilet water intermingle.
vencabot_teppoo (2:11:51): John, standing right outside the bathroom.
elan_einlhander (2:11:57): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:03): Mind, you, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:07): That it DIDN'T touch cloth.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:24): So we still can look forward to the day where one of our conversations brings me to have to change myself.
vencabot_teppoo (2:12:25): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:12:33): I can hardly wait.
elan_einlhander (2:13:47): I'm about 20% done, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:01): SickDemon54: man aarons comp has got some killer spyware...! Vencabot Teppoo: www.lavasoft.de SickDemon54: wats that? SickDemon54: adaware? Vencabot Teppoo: ~nods~ SickDemon54: ohhh SickDemon54: well hes got ad aware se... SickDemon54: and it still wont get rid of it... Vencabot Teppoo: ...Then use it. Really? SickDemon54: yeah SickDemon54: this makes the 20 th time ive run it abd its still here SickDemon54: and spy bot search and destroy... Vencabot Teppoo: ~_~ SickDemon54: yep Vencabot Teppoo: Have you tried kick drive? SickDemon54: kick drive? Vencabot Teppoo: Yep. Vencabot Teppoo: Kick the drive.
elan_einlhander (2:14:40): That's Doug now.
vencabot_teppoo (2:14:52): vencabot_teppoo (5:08:14 PM): Lol. Poor Doug. vencabot_teppoo (5:11:34 PM): OMFG I JUST RAPED MISTY vencabot_teppoo (5:11:37 PM): ...in chess. vencabot_teppoo (5:11:38 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:11:51 PM): Oh elan_einlhander (5:11:52 PM): Lol vencabot_teppoo (5:15:53 PM): Rooks are badasses. elan_einlhander (5:16:10 PM): They come out of nowhere every time. vencabot_teppoo (5:16:15 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (5:16:22 PM): Same with bishops. elan_einlhander (5:16:35 PM): Bishops are bitches. elan_einlhander (5:16:36 PM): Lol vencabot_teppoo (5:16:41 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (5:16:57 PM): I always keep my eye on bishops, because they're tricky. elan_einlhander (5:17:09 PM): Yep. elan_einlhander (5:17:21 PM): Their opening slowly makes itself available as the other pieces mov
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:01): elan_einlhander (5:17:21 PM): Their opening slowly makes itself available as the other pieces move. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:30 PM): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (5:19:50 PM): Asian girls have too much potential to be hot. vencabot_teppoo (5:20:07 PM): ...What? Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:15:53): vencabot_teppoo (5:24:28 PM): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (5:24:31 PM): Such good times. elan_einlhander (5:24:34 PM): Yep. vencabot_teppoo (5:24:35 PM): What did we do that night? elan_einlhander (5:24:47 PM): I have no idea.
elan_einlhander (2:16:30): And we never will.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:25): elan_einlhander (8:41:06 PM): Me and Colwyn elan_einlhander (8:41:13 PM): Sitting here waiting for a pair of trees to grow. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:16 PM): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (8:41:20 PM): That's enough in itself. elan_einlhander (8:41:22 PM): Sitting there staring at the dirt. elan_einlhander (8:41:23 PM): Lol elan_einlhander (8:41:24 PM): It is
elan_einlhander (2:17:34): vencabot_teppoo (0:51:40): David could never do it. vencabot_teppoo (0:51:50): "Heeeey.... How would YOU like to give me 15k?" vencabot_teppoo (0:51:59): "How would YOOOU like to get outta my house?" vencabot_teppoo (0:52:00): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:17:58): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:02): vencabot_teppoo (21:47:09): Vencabot Teppoo: KENNY!!! GET DOWN!!! Vencabot Teppoo: *bombs going off* [KABOOOOM!!!] Vencabot Teppoo: *gunshots* [TATATATATATATATATATAT] Vencabot Teppoo: Kenny!!! Are you ok?! CAN YOU HEAR M- Vencabot Teppoo: [TATATATATATATA] *suk thuk suk thruk* Vencabot Teppoo: o.o Vencabot Teppoo: >.O Vencabot Teppoo: -_o Vencabot Teppoo: *fwump* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x Vencabot Teppoo: >_< Vencabot Teppoo: ("...K...kenny... tell... y-your mom... I'm sorry...") Vencabot Teppoo: *sputter* Vencabot Teppoo: *cough* Vencabot Teppoo: x_x
elan_einlhander (2:18:06): Kenny, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:18:51): vencabot_teppoo (3:17:05): It would be wicked fresh, my nizzo... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:09): ...if Lacy came on... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:10): ...right... vencabot_teppoo (3:17:12): NOW!
elan_einlhander (2:19:45): vencabot_teppoo (18:50:07): That is one bad-ass moment. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:16): That proves that Cloud is still the king. vencabot_teppoo (18:50:24): I remember when I first saw that cinematic." elan_einlhander (18:50:28): Hehe elan_einlhander (18:50:33): I was like " NO HE DIDN'T" vencabot_teppoo (18:50:36): "Nooo! CLOUD! ...W-wait... OH MY @#$%IN' @#$%" vencabot_teppoo (18:50:53): LOOKATHIMROOOOOCK!!!!!!!!
elan_einlhander (2:19:50): *log posting machine*
elan_einlhander (2:21:23): David? Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:23:43): Oh Jesus, what if I really did kill him.
vencabot_teppoo (2:36:55): Sorry, drunk dad came in to talk.
elan_einlhander (2:37:05): I liked my theory better.
elan_einlhander (2:37:31): So what did DDH have to say?
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:44): His usual, lol. Man, that Kenny thing was AWESOME.
vencabot_teppoo (2:37:47): I sent him that on AIM, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:37:56): TATATATATATA
elan_einlhander (2:38:08): I'm on the gay part of our archive, though.
elan_einlhander (2:38:13): Where Davd was in a constant mood.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:38:44): elan_einlhander (9:08:21 PM): <1108hp 808sp 927st> get p You can't take a steaming puddle of vomit. 
elan_einlhander (2:38:47): But while you were idle, I got Sun Chips, dip, and OJ.
elan_einlhander (2:38:56): Oh, I had a really good one, hang on.
elan_einlhander (2:38:56): lol.
elan_einlhander (2:39:21): vencabot_teppoo (23:33:08): lOL. elan_einlhander (23:34:02): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:34:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:35:41): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:36:49): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:37:12): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:39:29): Gumbercules, LOL vencabot_teppoo (23:45:14): lOL. vencabot_teppoo (23:47:35): Rofl vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): ROFL vencabot_teppoo (23:53:39): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:39:26): elan_einlhander (9:44:46 PM): Cheddar96: charlie! ElanEinlhander: Ass-face!
elan_einlhander (2:39:32): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:40:27): I came to the conclusion yesterday
elan_einlhander (2:40:37): That they should have given Android #17 fusion.
elan_einlhander (2:40:45): Since one of his costumes is the cowboy outfit.
elan_einlhander (2:40:51): So he should be able to fuse and be Super 17.
elan_einlhander (2:40:57): That would pwn so hard-core.
elan_einlhander (2:41:02): I might even have to make him my character.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:19): lOL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:24): i LOVE aDRNOID 17.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:27): ...
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:28): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (2:41:28): ...
elan_einlhander (2:41:34): Lol, I know David, I know.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:35): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (2:41:41): You somehow didn't notice until it was done.
elan_einlhander (2:41:43): I've done that.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:49): I wasn't watching, ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (2:41:59): vencabot_teppoo (11:57:25 PM): That song is too good. vencabot_teppoo (11:57:27 PM): Like this cider. elan_einlhander (11:57:38 PM): Shut the fuck up about your DAMNED CIDER elan_einlhander (11:57:38 PM): JESUS elan_einlhander (11:57:39 PM): KILL
elan_einlhander (2:42:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (2:42:16): Shut the fuck up about your DAMNED CIDER
elan_einlhander (2:42:17): JESUS
elan_einlhander (2:42:18): KILL
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:47): elan_einlhander (11:59:28 PM): Because you're like "BLALALALALALALALALAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd.................................... coooooooo, mmmmmmm... ahhhh"
vencabot_teppoo (2:42:54): elan_einlhander (11:59:53 PM): And then Doug punches you in the stomach and completely ruins it.
elan_einlhander (2:43:09): Wtf.
elan_einlhander (2:43:09): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:43:37): And quote my dad just now when I say, "You can't touch your eyes, because you'll hurt them."
elan_einlhander (2:43:58): If Doug were there: "Yes, yes you will."
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:49): vencabot_teppoo (12:18:44 AM): Maybe when we're thirty I'll look back at these times and go, "Man, that was some nasty puberty."
vencabot_teppoo (2:44:59): That is a quotable quote.
elan_einlhander (2:45:06): *just farted real hard from that*
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:12): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (2:45:25): *now he scared he'll shit himself too*
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:36): elan_einlhander (12:19:12 AM): We should start taking more photos. elan_einlhander (12:19:17 AM): So we can literally "look back" vencabot_teppoo (12:19:22 AM): ... vencabot_teppoo (12:19:36 AM): I can't believe you just said that, lol. For some reason it seems really outta character, and I wanna log it.
vencabot_teppoo (2:45:45): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:45:55): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (2:45:58): Outta character.
elan_einlhander (2:46:37): elan_einlhander (20:31:32): I got a glimpse of my phone vencabot_teppoo (20:31:41): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (20:31:59): "It was on the end of a fishing line." vencabot_teppoo (20:32:06): "And my mom was dangling it over my head as I played MM."
elan_einlhander (2:46:38): Dpig
elan_einlhander (2:46:42): Doug's* phone, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:52): vencabot_teppoo (12:25:07 AM): I'm starting to notice the difference between the two Yahoo! skins now, lol. elan_einlhander (12:25:12 AM): YES vencabot_teppoo (12:25:14 AM): And it's making me feel more like a maverick.
vencabot_teppoo (2:46:52): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (2:47:15): Maverick, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:47:27): David: "I.. don't even feel any different, sorry Doug."
vencabot_teppoo (2:47:37): elan_einlhander (12:26:39 AM): Someone says "Maverick" elan_einlhander (12:26:43 AM): I go "MEGAMAN X" elan_einlhander (12:26:46 AM): In my head. vencabot_teppoo (12:26:55 AM): And Doug goes, "Deh-duh-duh-deh..." vencabot_teppoo (12:27:01 AM): "DEH-DUH-DUH-DEH!" vencabot_teppoo (12:27:08 AM): "DEH-DEH-DEH" vencabot_teppoo (12:27:09 AM): "DEH-DEH-DEH" vencabot_teppoo (12:27:31 AM): "DEH, DUDUDUDLEDEH!"
elan_einlhander (2:48:00): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (2:48:07): Us making music
elan_einlhander (2:49:58): See, THIS is why I changed my availability.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:08): elan_einlhander (1:55:06 AM): emphasise or emphasize? elan_einlhander (1:55:08 AM): The latter, right? elan_einlhander (1:56:00 AM): Nvm. vencabot_teppoo (1:56:18 AM): It depends on whether you're American or British.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:09): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:11): We go on a loop.
vencabot_teppoo (2:51:25): I swear I just said that to you yesterday.
elan_einlhander (2:51:49): It was today, over the word "tedius"
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:05): Yeah, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:52:23): vencabot_teppoo (1:15:01 AM): NoX vs VT: vencabot_teppoo (1:15:07 AM): NoX: "VT, go root." vencabot_teppoo (1:15:13 AM): VT: "...Do what, now?" vencabot_teppoo (1:15:15 AM): Lol.
elan_einlhander (2:52:52): elan_einlhander (20:32:28): I don't feel like repeating myself, so.... elan_einlhander (20:32:46): ElanEinlhander: Omg ElanEinlhander: My mom is EVIL ElanEinlhander: Purest of evils ElanEinlhander: Listen to this tsukiprincessus: okay ElanEinlhander: She's driving me to work, and we're arguing ElanEinlhander: And I hear her phone go off ElanEinlhander: But I'm like ElanEinlhander: *hm, that doesnt' sound like her phone, she musta got a new ringtone* ElanEinlhander: Then she pulls it out ElanEinlhander: And...... it's MY phone! tsukiprincessus: -_- ElanEinlhander: Omg I flipped ElanEinlhander: She pulled out the Motorola X-105 ElanEinlhander: And I almost killed her ElanEinlhander
elan_einlhander (2:52:53): ElanEinlhander: That's vile ElanEinlhander: Not only did she not give me my phone ElanEinlhander: She's CLAIMED it as her own now
vencabot_teppoo (2:53:23): Lol. Such good times.
elan_einlhander (2:53:33): Vile vile good times.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:28): vencabot_teppoo (9:50:25 AM): ~pictures Doug walking through the rain, dripping wet~
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:36): vencabot_teppoo (9:50:43 AM): ~and is turned on? Lol~
elan_einlhander (2:54:43): *farted again*
elan_einlhander (2:54:43): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (2:54:49): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (2:55:36): elan_einlhander (7:10:05 PM): DOUG elan_einlhander (7:10:07 PM): TURN OFF THE AC elan_einlhander (7:10:09 PM): NEVER elan_einlhander (7:10:14 PM): OH MY GOD elan_einlhander (7:10:19 PM): MIMI IS WEARING A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT. elan_einlhander (7:10:27 PM): *splurt*
elan_einlhander (2:55:55): ...
elan_einlhander (2:55:56): Nope
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:37): vencabot_teppoo (8:58:16 PM): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918 elan_einlhander (9:03:20 PM): DAVID vencabot_teppoo (9:03:25 PM): ...Yeah? vencabot_teppoo (9:03:32 PM): ~is David, after all~ elan_einlhander (9:03:39 PM): THAT WAS THE BEST FLASH I HAVE EVER SEEN. vencabot_teppoo (9:03:43 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:03:48 PM): IN MY LIFEW elan_einlhander (9:03:50 PM): I AM NOT WORTHY vencabot_teppoo (9:03:58 PM): It was pretty awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:56:43): Okay, now I need to see what flash that was, lol.
elan_einlhander (2:56:56): I BET you it was "Dad's House"
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:14): I think it was, lol. Yep.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:16): Dad's Home.
elan_einlhander (2:57:22): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (2:57:54): elan_einlhander (9:05:31 PM): rootxero: last half of it, ( -_-) elan_einlhander (9:05:33 PM): WHAT IS THAT elan_einlhander (9:05:35 PM): EXPLAIN THATTO ME elan_einlhander (9:05:41 PM): WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY FRIEND vencabot_teppoo (9:05:51 PM): What's huh? elan_einlhander (9:06:00 PM): That that EMOTICON elan_einlhander (9:06:08 PM): KOREE DOESN'T USE THAT elan_einlhander (9:06:19 PM): I'm gonna wring Stephanie's neck. vencabot_teppoo (9:06:23 PM): Go ahead, lol. elan_einlhander (9:06:28 PM): Likea chicken. elan_einlhander (9:06:32 PM): A chicken's neck.
elan_einlhander (2:58:18): Good times indeed.
elan_einlhander (2:58:22): Like a chicken.
elan_einlhander (2:58:25): A chicken's neck.
elan_einlhander (2:58:27): I HAD to specify.
vencabot_teppoo (2:59:49): vencabot_teppoo (10:01:28 PM): Do the Doug dance, Doug. elan_einlhander (10:01:41 PM): *kills everyone*
elan_einlhander (3:00:06): ROFLLL
elan_einlhander (3:00:10): No n
elan_einlhander (3:00:11): o
elan_einlhander (3:00:13): What's funny is
elan_einlhander (3:00:38): That I got an INSTANT visual of me smiling with joy, hopping around and throwing my arms up as people die around me.
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:45): RFOL
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:49): ~choking on his cereal~
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:51): ~game over, man~
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:57): ~wait, no, alive~
vencabot_teppoo (3:00:57): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:01:03): *chocking on chips hard-core, juice EVERYWHERE*
elan_einlhander (3:01:10): The people just falling to the ground, dead.
elan_einlhander (3:01:13): Doug: :DDDDD
elan_einlhander (3:01:17): Spinning around.
vencabot_teppoo (3:01:20): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:01:21): OVER-joyed.
elan_einlhander (3:01:34): *not even half-way done*
vencabot_teppoo (3:02:10): elan_einlhander (10:42:51 PM): *drinks Orange Juice while eating chips and the remnants of beans*
elan_einlhander (3:02:25): ..
elan_einlhander (3:02:26): Eerie.
elan_einlhander (3:03:13): vencabot_teppoo (16:40:29): And then I almost joined in the dance contest, but chicked out the last second. vencabot_teppoo (16:41:03): And then, my dad, just now, in the other room... vencabot_teppoo (16:41:14): *rock music playing* vencabot_teppoo (16:41:18): Dad: "...." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:20): "..." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:24): "....Ice-ice-baby..." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:30): "...Couldn't do it... Couldn't do it." vencabot_teppoo (16:41:35): Dad just talking to himself, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:07): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:24): elan_einlhander (4:44:40 PM): I should steal everything. elan_einlhander (4:44:40 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (4:46:28 PM): Lol elan_einlhander (4:46:31 PM): MM on telnet. elan_einlhander (4:46:33 PM): is so bad. vencabot_teppoo (4:46:37 PM): It is. elan_einlhander (4:48:46 PM): I lost the mouse. vencabot_teppoo (4:49:50 PM): ? elan_einlhander (4:50:37 PM): to the computer. elan_einlhander (4:50:40 PM): It's cordless. elan_einlhander (4:50:41 PM): -_- vencabot_teppoo (4:50:42 PM): Lost it? Ah. elan_einlhander (4:50:48 PM): Only flaw of a cordless mouse. elan_einlhander (4:50:52 PM): You can "lose" it. elan_einlhander (4:50:58 PM): Hey a web cam. elan_einlhander (4:50:59 PM): ... vencabot_teppoo (4:51:01 PM): ...
vencabot_teppoo (3:04:27): A.D.D.
elan_einlhander (3:04:53): No shit, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:04:57): And I clearly remember that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:05:41): elan_einlhander (5:33:40 PM): Stink Master... Blaster...? vencabot_teppoo (5:33:54 PM): ~laughed out loud at that... congratulations~ elan_einlhander (5:34:05 PM): It's some new toy for kids, apparently. vencabot_teppoo (5:34:09 PM): ... elan_einlhander (5:34:16 PM): It's like a nerf-gun. elan_einlhander (5:34:18 PM): But elan_einlhander (5:34:19 PM): It shoots elan_einlhander (5:34:20 PM): Stink elan_einlhander (5:34:29 PM): It shoots a gust of stink. elan_einlhander (5:34:34 PM): Foul-smelling air.
elan_einlhander (3:06:21): Stinky gas.
vencabot_teppoo (3:06:50): elan_einlhander (5:37:21 PM): I'd keep it behind my back, be talking to someone I hate listening to. elan_einlhander (5:37:30 PM): They'd go on and on and on, never shutting up elan_einlhander (5:37:38 PM): Then I'd go STINKY GAS and shoot them in the face with it.
elan_einlhander (3:07:08): ....
elan_einlhander (3:07:11): Way to quote yourself, Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (3:07:25): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:08:00): vencabot_teppoo (16:50:43): Well, from what I read of the article (the title), I assume that Jerry Lewis is getting thinner. elan_einlhander (16:50:49): Thank God elan_einlhander (16:51:52): Where's Sharon?!?? vencabot_teppoo (16:52:03): No idea.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:14): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:15): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:16): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:08:19): A.D.D.
elan_einlhander (3:08:29): Fuckin' A.D.D
elan_einlhander (3:08:56): David: "Hm, looks like Jerry Lewis on the road to recovery." Doug at same instant: "AWWW, WHERE SHARON AHHHH!@#"
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:06): elan_einlhander (1:06:32 AM): I HAVE CROSSED INTO THE WILD SIDE. vencabot_teppoo (1:06:37 AM): ...WHAT? elan_einlhander (1:06:48 AM): I DOWNLOADED YAHOO! IM. elan_einlhander (1:06:50 AM): MUHAHAHAHA vencabot_teppoo (1:07:14 AM): ... elan_einlhander (1:07:25 AM): Exactly. vencabot_teppoo (1:12:30 AM): Man, intensity. elan_einlhander (1:12:36 AM): What? elan_einlhander (1:15:34 AM): ....what? vencabot_teppoo (1:15:41 AM): INTENSITY. That rush from doing something grand that doesn't come from the mediocre things of every day life. elan_einlhander (1:15:49 AM): No shit elan_einlhander (1:15:53 AM): But what are you talking about? elan_einlhander (1:15:54 AM): Like elan_einlhander (1:15:59 AM): What caused INTENSITY for you? vencabot_teppoo (1:16:01 AM): Hang on, please.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:31): vencabot_teppoo (4:58:40 PM): Goooood afternoon, Doug. How's the sclerenchyma?
elan_einlhander (3:09:49): Jesus Christ, I'm worried we might ascend soon.
vencabot_teppoo (3:09:58): elan_einlhander (5:01:45 PM): The sliding glass door has been gay since 1969.
elan_einlhander (3:10:07): WHY DID I SAY THAT.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:10): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:10:13): WHT 1969!
elan_einlhander (3:10:16): Why*
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:24): I don't know, Doug, but it was awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:10:48): elan_einlhander (5:02:50 PM): No it's a SCREAM DOOR. elan_einlhander (5:02:53 PM): MADE OF BABIES.
elan_einlhander (3:11:04): *laughed like Courage the Cowardly dog*
elan_einlhander (3:11:08): vencabot_teppoo (16:10:52): Shine, bright morning [Doug] vencabot_teppoo (16:10:59): Now in the air the [Doug] is coming. vencabot_teppoo (16:11:10): Sweet, blowing win[Doug] vencabot_teppoo (16:11:12): Lol. elan_einlhander (16:11:15): Wtf elan_einlhander (16:11:16): Lol vencabot_teppoo (16:11:18): ~loves putting people's names in random songs~ vencabot_teppoo (16:11:47): Bright morning Doug, rofl. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:06): Doug is synonymous with 'light,' obviously. elan_einlhander (16:12:12): Of course vencabot_teppoo (16:12:29): And "Spring" and... ~looks up~ The "D" in "wind." Lol. vencabot_teppoo (16:12:37): Doug puts the "D" in the "wind." vencabot_teppoo (16:12:53): Lol. *Doug broke wind*
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:43): What the fuck.
vencabot_teppoo (3:11:44): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:12:25): vencabot_teppoo (20:18:38): Man, that is so not funny. vencabot_teppoo (20:19:04): "Here you can type your story or ideas about bedwetting or your questions. This is not a diaper site. DIAPER POSTINGS WILL BE BLOCKED."
elan_einlhander (3:12:31): I refuse to read whatever's above or below that.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:51): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:52): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:53): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:54): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:55): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:56): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:12:56): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:00): Oh my God.
elan_einlhander (3:13:01): This is NOT a diaper site.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:09): I forget how I ended up there.
elan_einlhander (3:13:16): That's why I refuse to look.
elan_einlhander (3:13:23): It's ten times funnier out of context.
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:46): 10/18/2004:
vencabot_teppoo (3:13:49): elan_einlhander (5:47:10 PM): David, we should get awesome Yahoo! avatars. vencabot_teppoo (5:47:31 PM): Way ahead of ya, buddy. elan_einlhander (5:47:53 PM): I hope not, lol elan_einlhander (5:47:58 PM): *hates Avatars*
elan_einlhander (3:13:56): ...
elan_einlhander (3:13:59): *looks down and right*
elan_einlhander (3:14:06): I have an awesome avatar.
elan_einlhander (3:14:09): Or, Avatar as I put it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:14:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:14:43): We clearly need to hang out, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:15:34): elan_einlhander (9:19:14 PM): DOug wakes up elan_einlhander (9:19:27 PM): Can't breathe, eyes too irritated to see. elan_einlhander (9:19:31 PM): Hears Dan elan_einlhander (9:19:38 PM): Goes "Dan, get me your inhaler" elan_einlhander (9:19:43 PM): Dan "Get your own" elan_einlhander (9:19:55 PM): Doug "I swear to God I'll bring you down with me."
elan_einlhander (3:15:59): God Dan sucks, lol
elan_einlhander (3:17:24): vencabot_teppoo (7:16:17): Well, see ya in el' Physics. vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): ERICKA ALERT!!!! vencabot_teppoo (15:44:29): HELP!!!
vencabot_teppoo (3:17:31): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:18:31): elan_einlhander (9:41:14 PM): I should make elan_einlhander (9:41:17 PM): Chibi Elan Einlhander. elan_einlhander (9:41:22 PM): And use him as my avatar. vencabot_teppoo (9:41:29 PM): You should. elan_einlhander (9:41:37 PM): That would rip.
elan_einlhander (3:18:42): Rip
elan_einlhander (3:18:42): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:18:47): I SHOULd do that.
elan_einlhander (3:18:48): SHOULD*
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:07): elan_einlhander (5:34:31 AM): I just came in, it's six in the morning, gonna try and get some sleep before someone else wants me gone. elan_einlhander (5:34:45 AM): Long story, tired freezing Doug, good times. vencabot_teppoo (7:29:49 AM): Well, again, you rip for making it home. I can hardly believe that you walked from your grandpas to your house in the middle of the night.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:12): "Rip." Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:30): vencabot_teppoo (11:19:59): ~putting on armor~ vencabot_teppoo (11:20:20): I'm gonna walk down to the Lansing mall... or get lost. Either way, I'm not gonna be back until 8. elan_einlhander (11:20:30): Wow. elan_einlhander (11:20:35): Damn, I gotta work. elan_einlhander (11:20:38): Or I'd tag along vencabot_teppoo (11:20:54): Because that's when the sun goes down in spring ~awesome~. When do you have a day off? I wouldn't be opposed to going on more than one, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:38): We really do go in a fucking loop.
vencabot_teppoo (3:20:47): I guess we do, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:20:59): That's actually from last April.
elan_einlhander (3:21:02): Roughly one year ago.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:21:34): elan_einlhander (8:32:28 PM): Mom is in the room, turns on "Law and Order" elan_einlhander (8:32:29 PM): I go elan_einlhander (8:32:35 PM): "Hm, my wife watches this all the time." elan_einlhander (8:32:41 PM): Mom goes "....what?" elan_einlhander (8:32:47 PM): Doug: ".... what?" elan_einlhander (8:32:54 PM): ".... did you say...?" elan_einlhander (8:32:59 PM): Doug: "....what?"
elan_einlhander (3:21:57): Rofl, "What?"
elan_einlhander (3:21:59): "...What?"
elan_einlhander (3:22:11): That's a sure-fire way to get anyone off your back, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:22:17): *remembers saying that, the looks*
elan_einlhander (3:22:21): *is thankfully a genius*
vencabot_teppoo (3:22:50): vencabot_teppoo (9:01:33 PM): Yep. And then Doug turns around and looks at you like this, >:( elan_einlhander (9:01:54 PM): Except his eyes are flaming.
elan_einlhander (3:23:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:23:23): vencabot_teppoo (9:49:37): I just asked my mom for a disposal camera to take some pictures with, and she went out and bought a digital camera with John. I was playing with it and using it like crazy and I was like, "Man... I wish I had my own digital camera that I could take with me anywhere. Maybe I should ask for one for my birthday." and John was like, "Dude... That IS yours. Mom bought it for YOU." and I was like, "...Why?" and he couldn't answer me. vencabot_teppoo (9:49:54): So I've been lugging it around, taking pictures and stuff. It really is the sweetest invention man ever made.
elan_einlhander (3:23:27): *camera falls in David's lap*
elan_einlhander (3:23:30): "...Ooo"
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:00): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:05): uh oh.
elan_einlhander (3:24:09): At the part where David lost it.
elan_einlhander (3:24:10): lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:16): *six month gap*
vencabot_teppoo (3:24:33): elan_einlhander (3:47:46 PM): My joystick mouse makes a firing noise whenever I click. vencabot_teppoo (3:47:56 PM): ...Why? elan_einlhander (3:48:04 PM): Because it's a joystick, I guess, lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:48:17 PM): Well, tell it to be a mouse, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:48): pfft.
elan_einlhander (3:24:49): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:24:56): It goes: "Kchew!"
elan_einlhander (3:24:58): When you push it.
elan_einlhander (3:24:58): lol.
elan_einlhander (3:25:37): AWWW
elan_einlhander (3:25:41): HEART-WARMING DOUG AND DAVID MOMENT.
elan_einlhander (3:26:04): vencabot_teppoo (11:53:39): I knew, back then, that I was doing no good by hanging around with her... Waiting. So I left. It was a decision that I was most proud of, because it was a hard one to make. It was so tempting to just stay with her... Stay and watch all of the pain and hatred and keep offering a hand to help... but I learned that I just wasn't strong enough, and that I wasn't going to get any stronger by just waiting. So I left her. And yet, I did not truly leave, because I'm still here, obviously. I developed relationships that I somehow didn't manage to notice were eerily similar to my former one with Ericka. vencabot_teppoo (11:53:43): And so now things come full circle. elan_einlhander (11:54:11): Well, for what it's worth.
elan_einlhander (3:26:06): elan_einlhander (11:54:18): I don't think you're abandoning me. vencabot_teppoo (11:55:24): Goddamn, Doug. If you can believe that then you're my only friend in the world. I don't see how you can, but either way, thank you. elan_einlhander (11:55:41): Of course I can believe that. elan_einlhander (11:55:52): And I'll be your only friend in the world then, I surely don't mind. vencabot_teppoo (11:56:21): Thank you. Now, I'm going to go take care of business. Peace. elan_einlhander (11:56:29): Peace.
elan_einlhander (3:26:07): AWWW
elan_einlhander (3:26:09): SAY IT WITH ME
elan_einlhander (3:26:35): IT'S HEART-WARMING.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:36): AWWWWWW.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:41): IT'S HEART-WARMING!
elan_einlhander (3:26:47): WE WUB EACH OTHER THIIIIIIIIIS MUCH.
vencabot_teppoo (3:26:52): elan_einlhander (3:55:30 PM): *stuffs the sandwhich down your throat* elan_einlhander (3:55:35 PM): *or samwhich as you'd say* vencabot_teppoo (3:55:55 PM): I dont' say "samwhich"! Lol. I take umbrage at the accusation! elan_einlhander (3:56:06 PM): You so do say samwhich. elan_einlhander (3:56:14 PM): I heard you say it like eighty million times on Saturday. vencabot_teppoo (3:56:17 PM): I DO. vencabot_teppoo (3:56:18 PM): DAMN IT.
elan_einlhander (3:27:08): ROFL
elan_einlhander (3:27:20): "Turkey samwhich, turkey sandwhich... turkey samwhich."
vencabot_teppoo (3:27:22): vencabot_teppoo (3:58:04 PM): David: "I swear, I saw 'sandwich.' Samwich, samwich, samwich... SANDwich... SANDWICH... samwich... DAMMIT!!!" vencabot_teppoo (3:58:15 PM): I do, rofl. ~still doing it~ elan_einlhander (3:58:27 PM): Good times. vencabot_teppoo (3:59:16 PM): If you could see me, you'd be cracking up, lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:59:20 PM): "Turkey samwich." vencabot_teppoo (3:59:25 PM): "Turky sandwich." vencabot_teppoo (3:59:26 PM): "Turkey samwich." vencabot_teppoo (3:59:27 PM): "Turky sandwich."
elan_einlhander (3:27:26): ROIFL
elan_einlhander (3:27:28): AS SOON ASI
elan_einlhander (3:27:29): sj';s;sajf
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:04): vencabot_teppoo (4:20:48 PM): ~FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR vencabot_teppoo (4:20:50 PM): ...T~
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:14): vencabot_teppoo (4:20:54 PM): >O< vencabot_teppoo (4:21:03 PM): ~hole blows out in the back of his pants~ vencabot_teppoo (4:21:23 PM): ~collapses and is pushed along the ground, scraping his face over sharp things on the ground as he's pushed along from the force~ vencabot_teppoo (4:21:27 PM): ~bloody cheeks, now~
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:22): vencabot_teppoo (4:21:39 PM): ~goes into a seizure from the pain~
elan_einlhander (3:30:28): OH Jesus, Stopp
elan_einlhander (3:30:35): I coul
elan_einlhander (3:30:36): lol
elan_einlhander (3:30:40): I couldn't handle that.
elan_einlhander (3:30:51): I punched myself in the nuts trying to handle it.
elan_einlhander (3:30:55): It was all I could think of.
vencabot_teppoo (3:30:56): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:06): elan_einlhander (4:27:51 PM): My grandpa is up in Onekema. elan_einlhander (4:27:58 PM): I'm just visiting? vencabot_teppoo (4:27:58 PM): Onekema? vencabot_teppoo (4:28:01 PM): Okekema? vencabot_teppoo (4:28:10 PM): Onekemekaneckic?'
vencabot_teppoo (3:32:28): elan_einlhander (4:29:41 PM): Colywny telling me elan_einlhander (4:29:46 PM): How good Marco's pizza turned out to be elan_einlhander (4:29:54 PM): And he just now burped, and vomit came up.
elan_einlhander (3:32:38): A fuckin' DD.
elan_einlhander (3:33:31): vencabot_teppoo (23:37:27): "The Siamese originated in Siam-" vencabot_teppoo (23:37:31): David: "WHAT?!" vencabot_teppoo (23:37:42): "...I said that the Siamese originated-" vencabot_teppoo (23:37:43): David: "WHAT?!" vencabot_teppoo (23:37:59): "-in Siam. They're SIAMese, David." vencabot_teppoo (23:38:03): David: "..." vencabot_teppoo (23:38:05): David: "WHAT?!" vencabot_teppoo (23:38:06): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (23:44:51): "Shiamujin ha Shiamu karakimashit-" Deibitto: "NANDEYANEN?!" "Itta, Shiamujin ha Shiam-" Deibitto: "NANDEYANEN?!" "-mu kara kimashita." "SHIAMUjin dayo." Deibitto: "..." Deibitto: "NANDEYANEN?!"
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:00): WTF?!?!?!?!
elan_einlhander (3:34:11): I.. don't know.
elan_einlhander (3:34:13): I really don't.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:34): We're geniuses.
vencabot_teppoo (3:34:37): That's all there is to it.
elan_einlhander (3:34:46): Freakin' GENIUSES.
elan_einlhander (3:35:17): vencabot_teppoo (21:25:07): It's best if we just don't ask. vencabot_teppoo (21:25:59): ~names the cats 'Arnold' and 'Barnold.'~ vencabot_teppoo (21:26:01): Lol. elan_einlhander (21:26:13): Bernaldo would be better. vencabot_teppoo (21:26:19): Bernaldo, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:35:48): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:35:54): vencabot_teppoo (22:15:16): Vencabot_Teppoo: Doug: Oh, lol, did I tell you about that girl at work I threatened to kill? Doug: On Wednesday. Vencabot_Teppoo: Leo, Leonardo, Leone, all of them... mean 'lion' of-...WHAT? Doug: Which was yesterday, lol. Doug: She asked me to do something for her, 'cause she didn't want to do it. Doug: And I said no, it's your job. Doug: And she made her lower lip pout way out, and got all sad looking and went "Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Vencabot_Teppoo: Oh God. Doug: And I knew I couldn't handle it, so I knew I had to do something extreme to resist. Doug: So I went "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!" and shook her by her shoulders. Vencabot_Teppoo: ROFL littlemissmew: ROFL Vencabot_Teppoo: If you knew what Doug looked like, you'd find it much, much funnier.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:11): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:13): elan_einlhander (9:48:21 PM): MY BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED vencabot_teppoo (9:48:28 PM): AHHHHH!!! ~turns spazzy too, but calms down real quick~ Ooh! Ooh! Take mine! vencabot_teppoo (9:48:29 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:48:44 PM): *sucks out your blood through yourn ose* elan_einlhander (9:48:46 PM): your nose* vencabot_teppoo (9:48:46 PM): ... vencabot_teppoo (9:48:54 PM): That's a disgusting image. vencabot_teppoo (9:48:57 PM): I kill you for that. vencabot_teppoo (9:49:03 PM): *YOUR HEAD A SPLODE* elan_einlhander (9:49:04 PM): I dare you. elan_einlhander (9:49:06 PM): Oh shit elan_einlhander (9:49:08 PM): MY HEAD A SPLODE vencabot_teppoo (9:49:09 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (9:49:13 PM): *SPLODE*
vencabot_teppoo (3:36:25): Doug, I can't believe it took us this long to figure out that we have A.D.D.!
elan_einlhander (3:36:44): You'd think it would have dawned on us during week ONE.
elan_einlhander (3:36:49): Not years later.
elan_einlhander (3:37:34): elan_einlhander (15:39:06): My impression of David: elan_einlhander (15:39:14): "I can never get sick, I am the Omega Man." elan_einlhander (15:39:16): *cough* elan_einlhander (15:39:19): "Hm, strange." elan_einlhander (15:39:26): *gag, sniffle, wheeze* elan_einlhander (15:39:27): x_x elan_einlhander (15:39:47): ~fin~ vencabot_teppoo (15:39:49): Thank you for that, Doug. elan_einlhander (15:39:54): It was my pleasure. vencabot_teppoo (15:39:58): I just spit all over myself. vencabot_teppoo (15:39:59): Thanks
vencabot_teppoo (3:37:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:38:10): elan_einlhander (15:07:48): It is said that the greatest of evils are spawned from the hearts of men. elan_einlhander (15:08:01): Today that very same evil has been sewn from mine. elan_einlhander (15:08:44): I have created.... CASSEROLE.... elan_einlhander (20:17:59): Hey David. vencabot_teppoo (20:18:13): Hey Doug. Wanna go to a corn maze?
elan_einlhander (3:38:24): elan_einlhander (20:18:32): ....Uh, is this a trick question?
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:58): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:59): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:38:59): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:00): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:00): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:01): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:14): ~FARTED AGAIN~
elan_einlhander (3:39:31): Such retards.
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:40): Is that a trick question?
vencabot_teppoo (3:39:43): Rofl
elan_einlhander (3:39:50): Hey, Doug's paranoid.
elan_einlhander (3:40:25): God DAMN we talk too much.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:40): Or just enough.
elan_einlhander (3:40:42): Someone needs to tell us to shut the fuck UP.
elan_einlhander (3:40:43): Oh wait
elan_einlhander (3:40:44): THEY DID
elan_einlhander (3:40:48): In Croley's class.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (3:40:56): Over and over.
elan_einlhander (3:41:04): But we just DIDN'T LISTEN.
elan_einlhander (3:41:10): And look now what we've unleashed.
elan_einlhander (3:41:34): vencabot_teppoo (23:44:42): "Transitive verb: Bob fucked amy. Intransitive verb: Amy fucks."
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:16): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:24): vencabot_teppoo (10:05:38 PM): Big. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:40 PM): Mutated. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:42 PM): Balls. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:53 PM): FLAMING. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:55 PM): Mutated. vencabot_teppoo (10:05:56 PM): Balls.
elan_einlhander (3:42:37): :O
elan_einlhander (3:42:39): Doug
elan_einlhander (3:42:39): Lol
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:46): 10/21/2004:
vencabot_teppoo (3:42:49): elan_einlhander (10:07:04 PM): Lave Einlhander.
elan_einlhander (3:42:59): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:43:01): WAIT
elan_einlhander (3:43:02): .............
elan_einlhander (3:43:04): ................................................
elan_einlhander (3:43:08): No
elan_einlhander (3:43:09): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:43:10): I didn't.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:13): Yep, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:43:17): ..you know what?
elan_einlhander (3:43:19): I believe it.
elan_einlhander (3:43:22): *over it*
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:34): vencabot_teppoo (10:06:39 PM): I like the name 'Lave' for some reason... It's definately weird, but so is 'Lan.' I've been saying it to myself and might stick with it. vencabot_teppoo (10:06:44 PM): And then change his last name. elan_einlhander (10:07:04 PM): Lave Einlhander.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:41): It was when I was making that Megaman RPG.
vencabot_teppoo (3:43:48): That's when I first came across the name "Lave."
elan_einlhander (3:43:55): OH
elan_einlhander (3:43:56): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:43:58): Oooookay.
elan_einlhander (3:44:06): I thought I just spat that up outta nowhere or something.
vencabot_teppoo (3:44:13): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:44:13): Because that's getting a little TOO creepy.
elan_einlhander (3:44:46): vencabot_teppoo (23:48:46): You and your high tech heater. elan_einlhander (23:48:57): If by high-tech you mean digital. elan_einlhander (23:49:20): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:49:52): Rofl. vencabot_teppoo (23:51:51): ROFL elan_einlhander (23:52:51): STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAl elan_einlhander (23:52:56): JESUS TAP-DANCING H CHRIST.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:12): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:45:15): vencabot_teppoo (10:10:37 PM): Oh, here they are. Luca and Lucio mean "Briner of Light" in Italian. elan_einlhander (10:10:48 PM): Oh, lol, did I tell you about that girl at work I threatened to kill? elan_einlhander (10:10:52 PM): On Wednesday. vencabot_teppoo (10:10:54 PM): Leo, Leonardo, Leone, all of them... mean 'lion' of-...WHAT?
elan_einlhander (3:45:29): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (3:45:31): Awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (3:46:40): elan_einlhander (11:30:11 PM): It's apparently facsinating that babies walk off of glass tables. elan_einlhander (11:30:25 PM): fascinating* elan_einlhander (11:30:34 PM): crawl, not wak elan_einlhander (11:30:36 PM): walk* vencabot_teppoo (11:30:40 PM): I wouldn't say that ~I~ find it "fascinating." vencabot_teppoo (11:30:42 PM): Just hilarious.
elan_einlhander (3:46:54): Oh SHIT.
elan_einlhander (3:47:03): Malfina was the one talking about that, I think.
elan_einlhander (3:47:08): Doug was in shock.
elan_einlhander (3:47:13): The study of babies walking off tables.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:20): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:47:41): vencabot_teppoo (11:31:47 PM): Not only do Psychologists LIE to people to test things... elan_einlhander (11:31:55 PM): They shove babies off tables. vencabot_teppoo (11:31:59 PM): But they apparently place babies on glass tables, and watch them walk off. vencabot_teppoo (11:32:04 PM): And then say, "Fascinating."
elan_einlhander (3:48:05): *nods sagely* Fascinatng.
vencabot_teppoo (3:48:45): elan_einlhander (12:17:22 AM): Hm. elan_einlhander (12:25:17 AM): Who the hell elan_einlhander (12:25:20 AM): doesn't hate hippies. elan_einlhander (12:25:26 AM): I'm pretty sure hippies hate hippies. elan_einlhander (12:25:32 AM): So where do they fall.
elan_einlhander (3:49:09): So very true.
elan_einlhander (3:49:17): Nothing I've ever said can be anything less than the purest truth.
elan_einlhander (3:49:26): Put THAT on a t-shirt and sell it*
elan_einlhander (3:49:31): *just read a quote of you saying that*
vencabot_teppoo (3:49:43): vencabot_teppoo (6:26:18 PM): I had a weird dream about making an Einlhander-based RPG. elan_einlhander (6:26:38 PM): I had a werid dream about a spider killing all of my friends and family. vencabot_teppoo (6:26:52 PM): Including me? :D elan_einlhander (6:26:55 PM): You went first.
elan_einlhander (3:50:00): :D
elan_einlhander (3:50:14): vencabot_teppoo (17:17:45): Heya, Doug. elan_einlhander (17:17:53): Good day. vencabot_teppoo (17:17:57): ~looks at the plastic bag hanging from his door~ My mom bought you clothes. elan_einlhander (17:18:05): ...Damn it.
vencabot_teppoo (3:50:40): vencabot_teppoo (6:32:44 PM): Sale? WTF is Santa Bucks?
elan_einlhander (3:50:51): Rof.
elan_einlhander (3:50:53): Rofl*
elan_einlhander (3:51:09): It takes my computer an entire five seconds to save this text file as of now.
elan_einlhander (3:51:10): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:51:12): A fucking notepad.
elan_einlhander (3:51:21): Wait, no
elan_einlhander (3:51:22): Ten seconds.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:31): elan_einlhander (9:23:14 PM): Hm, I apparently broke my arm when I wasn't looking.
elan_einlhander (3:51:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:51:51): elan_einlhander (9:24:06 PM): *once again clicks "Please do not ask me to install these updates again"* elan_einlhander (9:24:30 PM): *wishes there was a "If you ask me one more time I'll snap your neck" option*
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:01): rofl
elan_einlhander (3:52:07): Fuckin' SP 2.
vencabot_teppoo (3:52:52): elan_einlhander (10:26:53 PM): You would think the Z-fighters would get used to their opponent still being there when the dust settles. vencabot_teppoo (10:27:23 PM): Don't give the "Z-fighters" too much credit. They're ass-kickers... not scholars.
vencabot_teppoo (3:53:04): elan_einlhander (10:27:41 PM): I dunno, just seems like it would sink in. vencabot_teppoo (10:27:54 PM): It's the stress of the moment, Doug. Cut 'em a little slack.
elan_einlhander (3:53:16): Doug cutting up on the Z-fighters.
elan_einlhander (3:53:19): And yes, we say Z-fighters.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:00): elan_einlhander (10:33:43 PM): Did I tell you about my new word I learned? vencabot_teppoo (10:33:47 PM): Nope. elan_einlhander (10:34:03 PM): Commode. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:10 PM): Is it "thaasdlfk"? elan_einlhander (10:34:13 PM): Nope. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:16 PM): Ah. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:17 PM): Commode. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:19 PM): Never heard it. elan_einlhander (10:34:22 PM): Toilet. elan_einlhander (10:34:27 PM): Polite way to say toilet. elan_einlhander (10:34:29 PM): Vic says it. elan_einlhander (10:34:31 PM): Apparently.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:12): vencabot_teppoo (10:34:38 PM): Commode. elan_einlhander (10:34:43 PM): She was like "Put a bit of bleach in the commode to clean it out>" elan_einlhander (10:34:49 PM): I just kinda drooled and stared. vencabot_teppoo (10:34:51 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:34:52 PM): And she explained it. elan_einlhander (10:36:25 PM): Eggo french toaster sticks, now with chocolate chips! elan_einlhander (10:36:32 PM): Doug: ".... that's sorta... gross actually." elan_einlhander (10:36:45 PM): We have to put some sort of limit to what we put chocolate in. elan_einlhander (10:36:57 PM): It's just not healthy. vencabot_teppoo (10:37:35 PM): Lol. elan_einlhander (10:37:43 PM): Oh shit. elan_einlhander (10:37:47 PM): I forgot how pissed Kenshin can look.
vencabot_teppoo (3:54:15): -A.D.D.
elan_einlhander (3:54:49): You'd think those messages had gaps in them.
elan_einlhander (3:54:52): Nope, mere seconds apart.
elan_einlhander (3:55:14): vencabot_teppoo (23:58:33): Joker45756: david...im either getting really fat or really buff elan_einlhander (23:58:52): How.. can there be any confusion between the two? vencabot_teppoo (23:59:02): Lol. It's Harry. elan_einlhander (23:59:07): True.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:21): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:55:23): elan_einlhander (10:46:11 PM): Oh hell no elan_einlhander (10:46:15 PM): I love this move. elan_einlhander (10:46:23 PM): BATTOJUTSU elan_einlhander (10:46:27 PM): Battou* elan_einlhander (10:46:29 PM): What the hell ever. elan_einlhander (10:47:08 PM): Oh my god, the tension. elan_einlhander (10:47:16 PM): FOLLOW UP elan_einlhander (10:47:19 PM): YES elan_einlhander (10:47:23 PM): BROKE YO ARM elan_einlhander (10:47:31 PM): DOUBLE-BATTOUJUTSU. elan_einlhander (10:47:57 PM): FLIP IT OVER vencabot_teppoo (10:48:25 PM): ... ~scared~
elan_einlhander (3:55:53): Doug went semi-medievil on your ass.
vencabot_teppoo (3:56:09): elan_einlhander (11:27:01 PM): Extemper tells you 'all questions are not meant to be answered'
elan_einlhander (3:56:24): RIFK
elan_einlhander (3:56:27): Good-ass times.
elan_einlhander (3:56:30): Bitches, lol.
elan_einlhander (3:56:43): vencabot_teppoo (14:26:39): The meijer ones, and one Kroger one is all. vencabot_teppoo (21:11:39): http://www.msu.edu/~dawnstar/portfolio/dougme.jpg Elan_Einlhander (21:12:01): ............................ vencabot_teppoo (21:12:08): .......
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:03): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:57:15): How did you even find that link?
vencabot_teppoo (3:57:19): I forget.
elan_einlhander (3:57:31): Lol.
elan_einlhander (3:57:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (3:58:15): vencabot_teppoo (21:34:11): New version of Java just came out, in case you haven't downloaded the plug-in yet... like Eri was warning you to, I guess. Lol. elan_einlhander (21:34:23): Link. vencabot_teppoo (21:34:33): ~nods~ Let me get the exact link. vencabot_teppoo (21:35:35): http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/download.jsp vencabot_teppoo (21:35:44): Just download the J2SE 5.0 JRE
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:22): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (3:58:25): Dun dun duuuun.
elan_einlhander (3:58:31): >:O
vencabot_teppoo (3:59:38): elan_einlhander (12:56:06 AM): And my eye was throbbing, ready to kill this whore. elan_einlhander (12:56:13 AM): 'Course now she's pregnant, and I can laugh. elan_einlhander (12:56:22 AM): Way to get pregnent, and join the ever growing ranks of pregnant teens. elan_einlhander (12:56:37 AM): 'Cause condoms, birth condrol, and the other numerous forms of sexual protection just weren't cool enough for you. elan_einlhander (12:56:41 AM): God forbid.
elan_einlhander (3:59:59): Doug's an ass.
vencabot_teppoo (4:00:13): vencabot_teppoo (1:02:49 AM): ~groans because there's something wrong with his speakers~ vencabot_teppoo (1:04:03 AM): ~knows it was AIM's fault, too... wtf did it do~ vencabot_teppoo (1:05:17 AM): I'm gonna restart again. elan_einlhander (1:09:22 AM): ...bleeP?
elan_einlhander (4:00:26): bleeP
elan_einlhander (4:01:29): December of '04
elan_einlhander (4:01:32): God I must FINISH.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:38): elan_einlhander (1:33:49 AM): People who are prejudiced against me need to die. elan_einlhander (1:33:51 AM): Line up.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:47): That is a quotable quote.
vencabot_teppoo (4:01:53): Followed by David's:
elan_einlhander (4:01:55): Extremely.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:02): vencabot_teppoo (1:33:57 AM): ~nods and takes a number~ :D
elan_einlhander (4:02:17): David knows how it works.
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:40): elan_einlhander (1:34:08 AM): Rofl. elan_einlhander (1:34:12 AM): That made me chuckle. vencabot_teppoo (1:34:18 AM): Hence the ROFL. vencabot_teppoo (1:34:28 AM): Lol = funny enough for mild recognition vencabot_teppoo (1:34:35 AM): ROFL = maybe you chuckled IRL vencabot_teppoo (1:34:41 AM): LASNDASDASD = laughing IRL. elan_einlhander (1:34:58 AM): True. elan_einlhander (1:35:15 AM): Or there's ROFLMFAO elan_einlhander (1:35:23 AM): Which Doug has yet to use. vencabot_teppoo (1:35:25 AM): ~never uses that crap~ vencabot_teppoo (1:35:26 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:35:26 AM): God forbid. elan_einlhander (1:35:36 AM): Or lmao for that matter. elan_einlhander (1:35:51 AM): I fail to see how laughing my ass off merits more humour than rolling on the floor laughing
vencabot_teppoo (4:02:46): vencabot_teppoo (1:35:57 AM): ~nods~ elan_einlhander (1:36:05 AM): And it's just vulgar. elan_einlhander (1:36:05 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (1:36:09 AM): So shut the fuck up.
elan_einlhander (4:03:10): RoFL.
elan_einlhander (4:03:40): Elan_Einlhander (20:24:09): Floor-based Elan_Einlhander (20:24:10): rectal Elan_Einlhander (20:24:11): dildo Elan_Einlhander (20:24:14): You think about that. vencabot_teppoo (20:24:22): O.o;; vencabot_teppoo (20:24:43): ~wonders when he ISN'T thinking about floor-based rectal dildos~ :D Elan_Einlhander (20:25:03): Of course.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:04:29): vencabot_teppoo (3:39:48 PM): Just like "Einlhander," my name, too, can be immediately converted to sound like Spanish just by adding an "ez." vencabot_teppoo (3:39:53 PM): David Hernandezez.
elan_einlhander (4:04:41): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:04:44): Elando Einlhanderez.
elan_einlhander (4:05:19): vencabot_teppoo (0:08:33): FunWittleAngel (12:07:32 AM): Why not get braces? vizzletizzie (12:08:20 AM): For two reasons...: A.) I don't like braces. B.) I like my crooked-ass teeth.
elan_einlhander (4:05:25): VERY quotable.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:29): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:05:43): vencabot_teppoo (3:48:32 PM): I believe it. vencabot_teppoo (3:48:37 PM): For I am a believer in good times.
elan_einlhander (4:05:51): David believes.
elan_einlhander (4:05:56): And Thank god, Doug does too.
elan_einlhander (4:06:04): Way to capitalize "thank" but bot "god", Doug.
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:08): vencabot_teppoo (3:52:36 PM): ~wishes he was John...~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:39 PM): ~...so he would have a big~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:41 PM): ~fat~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:42 PM): ~cushy~ vencabot_teppoo (3:52:46 PM): ~blow-absorbing ass~
elan_einlhander (4:06:08): not*
elan_einlhander (4:06:29): Remember when Joke broke his thumb?
elan_einlhander (4:06:31): ...
elan_einlhander (4:06:32): John*
vencabot_teppoo (4:06:35): Joke, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:06:39): Dip Shit.
elan_einlhander (4:06:41): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:21): Rofl, when I was spamming Eriana for you.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:27): And then got frozen on AIM.
elan_einlhander (4:07:40): Awesome.
elan_einlhander (4:07:42): For harassment.
vencabot_teppoo (4:07:46): elan_einlhander (10:32:37 PM): Doug is discovered, three days later, dead on his living room floor, covered with crumbs and granola bar wrappers.
elan_einlhander (4:08:02): my granola craze, rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:08:36): vencabot_teppoo (10:48:56 PM): When I use fillPolygon with the following points I get two inverted triangles instead of a rectangle. Why? int xPoints[] = {71, 78, 71, 78}; int yPoints[] = {147, 147, 130, 130}; g.fillPolygon(xPoints, ypoints, xPoints.length); Developer Felix Pahl supplied the answer in limerick form: o A developer (for details bored her) didn't follow the polygon's border so instead of right angles she got two triangles 'cause the endpoints were in the wrong order! 
elan_einlhander (4:09:08): Only a hard-core nerd would laugh at that.
elan_einlhander (4:09:09): *nod self*
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:03): elan_einlhander (11:06:41 PM): In other words. elan_einlhander (11:06:57 PM): Use Internet Explorer you !@#$@!# retard. elan_einlhander (11:11:59 PM): I should get an eye-patch.
elan_einlhander (4:10:16): A.D.D
elan_einlhander (4:10:19): vencabot_teppoo (7:43:52): vizzletizzie (7:35:50 AM): You're stupid, Santa. SantaClaus (7:35:50 AM): Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch. vizzletizzie (7:36:06 AM): Like you stretch your waistband? SantaClaus (7:36:06 AM): Ah -- you've got me again. vizzletizzie (7:37:18 AM): I just ho-ho-HOED you, Santa! SantaClaus (7:37:18 AM): And a very merry Christmas to you! vizzletizzie (7:38:21 AM): You fat, red-nosed sunovabich. SantaClaus (7:38:21 AM): Ho! Ho! vizzletizzie (7:38:35 AM): What'd you call me?! SantaClaus (7:38:35 AM): What, indeed! vizzletizzie (7:38:57 AM): You're askin' for it, Mr. Kringle. SantaClaus (7:38:57 AM): Pardon me? vizzletizzie (7:39:13 AM): Oh no, don't try that again. SantaClaus (7:39:13 AM): Mm hm.
vencabot_teppoo (4:10:50): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:11:04): David, head-to-head with Santa Clause.
vencabot_teppoo (4:11:41): vencabot_teppoo (11:30:30 PM): VioletMoonFairy: well, technically you're asking questions, but if I don't answer, then you're really just talking to yourself, aren't you? Vencabot Teppoo: if i ask questions but you don't answer, but i don't answer, then i'm talking to youself.
elan_einlhander (4:12:05): David is a master.
vencabot_teppoo (4:12:25): Yep.
elan_einlhander (4:13:02): I have entered two thousand and FIVE.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:19): vencabot_teppoo (11:49:36 PM): VioletMoonFairy: ... Vencabot Teppoo: @@@ Vencabot Teppoo: commercial at is better than elipses VioletMoonFairy: so tell me, how is your halfling? Vencabot Teppoo: he is quite well thank you. how is your [insert pet species here]? now who is asking the answers, touche
elan_einlhander (4:13:41): She thought she was slick, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:13:46): Doin' that resizzerch.
vencabot_teppoo (4:13:54): vencabot_teppoo (11:52:17 PM): Vencabot Teppoo: error loading VioletMoonFairy.petName Vencabot Teppoo: Fatal error: restart VioletMoonFairy: :oP Vencabot Teppoo: just kidding, touche VioletMoonFairy: half-elf Vencabot Teppoo: i knew that VioletMoonFairy: but you knew that already, I'm sure VioletMoonFairy: so um, hi? why'd you IM me? just bored? Vencabot Teppoo: i answered that query before but not to you. please wait your turn, please mam
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:17): vencabot_teppoo (11:52:37 PM): Vencabot Teppoo: have some patties, for virtues sake
elan_einlhander (4:14:28): Patties, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:14:32): You should have said panties.
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:37): vencabot_teppoo (11:57:02 PM): Vencabot Teppoo: my age displays in binary digits. you should become familiar with this notationtion immediatelyly Vencabot Teppoo: display this.age: 00010001
vencabot_teppoo (4:14:38): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:02): vencabot_teppoo (12:01:10 AM): Vencabot Teppoo: please mam, throw patties to the wind. time is a subclass of essence.
elan_einlhander (4:15:23): That's poetry.
vencabot_teppoo (4:15:49): elan_einlhander (12:15:14 AM): Granola bar number five. vencabot_teppoo (12:15:29 AM): Dammit, man, have some self control.
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:20): elan_einlhander (1:50:43 AM): 6... vencabot_teppoo (1:51:06 AM): Doug's trying to reach seven, to see if he'll turn into Super Doug or something. elan_einlhander (1:51:15 AM): *crosses his fingers*
elan_einlhander (4:16:27): Remember that yourgoingtohell site?
vencabot_teppoo (4:16:32): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:16:37): Hard-core good times.
elan_einlhander (4:16:40): That MIDI was sweet.
vencabot_teppoo (4:19:18): vencabot_teppoo (4:15:36 PM): Gine the Beena from Argentina?
elan_einlhander (4:19:36): *has no idea*
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:11): vencabot_teppoo (5:15:04 PM): Vencabot appears in a flash of light. vencabot_teppoo (5:15:26 PM): "What's up, noobs?," Vencabot says. "How's the noobin' going?" vencabot_teppoo (5:15:45 PM): Somenewbie says, "wat were u frmo" vencabot_teppoo (5:16:20 PM): [GUIDE]: Vencabot says, "Can I have him zotted him for that kind of grammar?"
elan_einlhander (4:20:37): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:20:38): Vencabot the Guide, teleporting into Lasler.
elan_einlhander (4:20:55): 'Sup noobs.
vencabot_teppoo (4:21:05): elan_einlhander (5:16:46 PM): I just learned the spell nurse. elan_einlhander (5:16:49 PM): And guess what it does. vencabot_teppoo (5:17:33 PM): Squirts milk out of your breasts to feed newbies? elan_einlhander (5:17:43 PM): Nope.
elan_einlhander (4:21:22): *squirt*
elan_einlhander (4:21:29): Doug milking his teet.
vencabot_teppoo (4:21:52): elan_einlhander (5:23:42 PM): w or vv vencabot_teppoo (5:24:05 PM): That's for God to know, and for the rest of us to wonder about.
elan_einlhander (4:22:04): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:22:09): Holy shit I'm so tired.
vencabot_teppoo (4:22:21): Same here, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:22:28): Gotta finish, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:06): elan_einlhander (10:28:29 PM): Rofl, stupid alligators.
elan_einlhander (4:23:21): I wonder what that was.
elan_einlhander (4:23:24): MGS3 probably.
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:43): vencabot_teppoo (10:38:57 PM): I'm now vizzletizzie, lol. vencabot_teppoo (10:39:05 PM): Since vizzletizzle was already taken by some stupid bitch. vencabot_teppoo (10:39:12 PM): ~laughs at the needless profanity... is so stupid~
vencabot_teppoo (4:23:50): No, you were watching Animal Planet, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:23:57): Oh, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:32): elan_einlhander (12:37:44 AM): No sex in Doug's house. vencabot_teppoo (12:37:51 AM): Lol. elan_einlhander (12:38:01 AM): That goes DOUBLE for you. vencabot_teppoo (12:38:08 AM): :( elan_einlhander (12:38:21 AM): No no, don't gimme that. vencabot_teppoo (12:38:40 AM): (:( elan_einlhander (12:38:49 AM): No sex David. elan_einlhander (12:38:50 AM): Period. vencabot_teppoo (12:38:55 AM): (:'(
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:44): elan_einlhander (12:39:28 AM): Mmm elan_einlhander (12:39:33 AM): I find it strange. elan_einlhander (12:39:36 AM): I hate raisins. elan_einlhander (12:39:41 AM): But I love Raisin Bran.
vencabot_teppoo (4:24:47): Quotable quote.
elan_einlhander (4:24:49): Sadder and sadder faces.
elan_einlhander (4:24:51): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:25:01): vencabot_teppoo (12:52:06 AM): "Well, when I'm in trouble, I like to ask myself: what would ol' J.C. do?" vencabot_teppoo (12:52:11 AM): "Jesus Christ?" vencabot_teppoo (12:52:16 AM): "...Johnny Cage." vencabot_teppoo (12:52:25 AM): *asswhup*
elan_einlhander (4:25:11): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:26:31): vencabot_teppoo (5:57:47): I'M a mother fucker for NOT coming ONLINE? I was hit by a goddamned CAR, Doug. Fuck you.
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:26:47): elan_einlhander (9:13:47 PM): They removed like six gull stones and her gull bladder. vencabot_teppoo (9:14:01 PM): Wow. vencabot_teppoo (9:14:12 PM): It would have been awesome if there were seven. elan_einlhander (9:14:21 PM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (9:14:24 PM): And then, when they took them out... vencabot_teppoo (9:14:35 PM): They glowed, shot through the ceiling, and then spread to the corners of the world.
elan_einlhander (4:27:12): *busted his shit*
vencabot_teppoo (4:27:41): elan_einlhander (9:25:16 PM): "Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer does."
elan_einlhander (4:27:51): AWESOME quote.
elan_einlhander (4:28:02): vencabot_teppoo (22:59:26): God, I LOVE my avatar. AND your avatar. We are avatar GODS. elan_einlhander (22:59:34): AVATAR KNUCKLES.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:13): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:42): vencabot_teppoo (9:46:49 PM): Banner on a website: vencabot_teppoo (9:46:57 PM): "Feline Leukemia. Do something!" vencabot_teppoo (9:47:02 PM): David: "...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" vencabot_teppoo (9:47:07 PM): Does that make me evil? Lol. elan_einlhander (9:47:09 PM): ROFL. elan_einlhander (9:47:12 PM): ...Oops
vencabot_teppoo (4:28:59): vencabot_teppoo (9:48:01 PM): "One Cat's Experience: An interesting journal with photographs of Maxwell, who lives with feline Leukemia." vencabot_teppoo (9:48:17 PM): David: "...The cat kept a journal? That's... amazing! Feline Leukemia must boost...cat... intelligence!!"
elan_einlhander (4:29:16): :D
elan_einlhander (4:29:18): GENIUS
elan_einlhander (4:29:50): David, gone for days:
elan_einlhander (4:29:52): elan_einlhander (3:44:55): Since I'm sure you're starting to love all of the messages I leave you when you're not here, I'd like to let you know. elan_einlhander (3:45:06): That trucks tip surprisingly easy.
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:18): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:30:46): elan_einlhander (11:03:21 PM): Rofl, Jesus. elan_einlhander (11:03:33 PM): All of these people smashing their faces and legs on rocks.
elan_einlhander (4:31:43): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (4:31:47): MXC?
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:52): I guess, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:31:53): vencabot_teppoo (11:50:20 PM): "Capitalize the names of months and days, but not of seasons, as they are regarded as common nouns." vencabot_teppoo (11:50:25 PM): David: "You sure...?" vencabot_teppoo (11:50:27 PM): "Yep. vencabot_teppoo (11:50:33 PM): David: "God, that's stupid."
elan_einlhander (4:32:27): Seasons = more common than days of the week.
vencabot_teppoo (4:32:45): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:33:24): vencabot_teppoo (12:40:23 AM): And VT says, "And while you pansies throw mud, I'm going through your stuff and taking everything that gleams."
elan_einlhander (4:33:55): I think I just had a minor heart attack from drinking that water.
vencabot_teppoo (4:34:03): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:34:56): elan_einlhander (12:52:10 AM): Wowza. elan_einlhander (12:52:16 AM): Quote Doug: elan_einlhander (12:52:17 AM): Wowza.
elan_einlhander (4:35:15): http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=carfall.wmv
elan_einlhander (4:35:25): Such good times.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:33): And that's where the term "jacked in the face" came from.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:37): Ala Mr. Harry Turney.
vencabot_teppoo (4:36:41): After watching that video
elan_einlhander (4:36:57): Harry actually has a better awesome quote ratio than we do.
elan_einlhander (4:37:09): Of the cumulative things he said, a higher percentage of them are "awesome"
elan_einlhander (4:37:14): says*
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:19): Good deduction.
elan_einlhander (4:37:20): We just talk far far more, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:35): Harry might just be on the same level of awesomeness as us.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:39): After all, he INVENTED the word.
vencabot_teppoo (4:37:43): I stole it from him, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:37:51): And he has several personalities.
elan_einlhander (4:37:56): So he outnumbers us.
elan_einlhander (4:37:57): lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:08): He was the one that said that his sitting at our table would raise it's awesomeness ratio.
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:17): And since then, I've always used the word awesome, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:38:26): Awesome is such a good word.
elan_einlhander (4:38:28): It defines SO well.
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:32): Yep.
elan_einlhander (4:38:34): "That was awesome"
elan_einlhander (4:38:41): "What do you mean?"
elan_einlhander (4:38:48): "Bitch, shut the FUCK up, it was AWESOME."
elan_einlhander (4:38:53): It doesn't need explaining.
elan_einlhander (4:38:53): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:38:55): YES.
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:02): Bitch, shut the FUCK up, it was AWESOME.
elan_einlhander (4:39:12): *should put that on a t-shirt*
vencabot_teppoo (4:39:55): That would be an awesome shirt.
elan_einlhander (4:40:25): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (4:40:26): YES.
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:25): elan_einlhander (2:04:00 AM): "People say, "Oh Doug, you STUPID ASSHOLE I HATE YOU! :D""
vencabot_teppoo (4:41:37): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:41:40): They really do.
elan_einlhander (4:41:55): *hopes there's someone out there with both of us on their buddy list in order*
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:20): vencabot_teppoo (2:07:43 AM): Yahoo! is like the illegitimate child of AIM and MSN.
vencabot_teppoo (4:42:24): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:42:35): *saw stars*
elan_einlhander (4:43:09): Half-way through February.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:18): Excellent.
vencabot_teppoo (4:43:51): vencabot_teppoo (2:40:12 AM): ~feeling the incredible urge to download Furcadia, but wants someone to come harass the fruits with him~ vencabot_teppoo (2:40:23 AM): ~would be lonely doing it by himself, and not sure if he's gonna sleep tonight~ elan_einlhander (2:40:34 AM): ... elan_einlhander (2:40:35 AM): Fine -_-
elan_einlhander (4:44:11): vencabot_teppoo (22:56:48): I had to remove your "you've made my cock smile" quote. It gave too many people nightmares, and I had to fit in: Dad Hernandez: "Poor guys, always gettin' Herpes... Girls too."
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:22): Rofl
elan_einlhander (4:44:29): elan_einlhander (1:20:59): Black people need to shut the hell up. vencabot_teppoo (1:21:07): 
elan_einlhander (4:44:32): RIGHT after that.
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:48): Dad quotes are pretty funny.
vencabot_teppoo (4:44:53): But Doug quotes > Dad quotes.
elan_einlhander (4:45:11): And less incoherent, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:45:19): elan_einlhander (12:09:59): Oh glory glory, I am online, on MY computer. elan_einlhander (12:23:14): Son of a BITCH. elan_einlhander (12:23:20): The Spyware is COMING BACK. elan_einlhander (12:23:28): HE DIDN'T FIX MY COMPUTER. AHHHHH vencabot_teppoo (17:48:39): And the last message I get from Doug is "ahhhh!"
vencabot_teppoo (4:45:32): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:47:54): elan_einlhander (6:26:59 PM): Why is Lucha magic.
elan_einlhander (4:48:07): Nope, better
elan_einlhander (4:48:09): vencabot_teppoo (0:07:19): ~is a sword-fighting monk... get hype~ elan_einlhander (0:08:15): No elan_einlhander (0:08:16): Lol elan_einlhander (0:08:19): I will not get hype vencabot_teppoo (0:08:26): Doug, for crying out loud. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:28): Get hype. elan_einlhander (0:09:37): David, for Pete's sakes. elan_einlhander (0:09:39): Get OFF my nuts. vencabot_teppoo (0:09:56): Doug, I am, thankfully, not anywhere near you're smelly nuts. vencabot_teppoo (0:10:05): Geez laweeze.
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:26): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:26): ROFL
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:29): That is awesome.
elan_einlhander (4:48:32): It is.
elan_einlhander (4:48:39): vencabot_teppoo (0:34:37): TV: "WAR was at Rome's doorstep." vencabot_teppoo (0:34:40): VT: "Holla."
vencabot_teppoo (4:48:43): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:49:18): elan_einlhander (0:08:25): Hey, happen to know the CD key to YOUR StarCraft game off the top of your head? vencabot_teppoo (0:08:43): Yeah, it's 4d-057-31-0 NO I DON'T KNOW IT OFF OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. vencabot_teppoo (0:08:45): Geez, lol.
vencabot_teppoo (4:49:47): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:50:21): vencabot_teppoo (9:31:02): Some girl named Isune comes in, looks around for tengus.
vencabot_teppoo (4:50:43): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:50:46): 'Nuff said.
elan_einlhander (4:51:08): vencabot_teppoo (22:14:48): ya vencabot_teppoo (22:14:50): lol elan_einlhander (22:15:28): Nice, David. elan_einlhander (22:22:50): Lol, I love online predators commercials. vencabot_teppoo (22:23:20): so scary elan_einlhander (22:23:59): They're like "mmm me love you big time baby lets meet behind the school" elan_einlhander (22:24:24): I want to see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, now. elan_einlhander (22:24:30): The! elan_einlhander (22:46:18): David. vencabot_teppoo (23:00:17): q; elan_einlhander (23:00:23): o_O vencabot_teppoo (23:00:36): tell Woo. elan_einlhander (23:01:01): Wtf are you talking about.
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:21): ROFL.
elan_einlhander (4:51:30): tell Woo
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:40): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (5:55:49 PM): -poke- jackdanielsincrystalglasses (5:56:10 PM): Hey,Merry Christmas kiddo. vencabot_teppoo (11:47:05 PM): Don't "merry christmas kiddo" me.
elan_einlhander (4:51:56): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:51:58): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:01:52 AM): Why not? vencabot_teppoo (3:02:01 AM): ~waves his hand dismissively~ jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:02:25 AM): Well you dont seem like you had a very merry christmas, I dont mean to sound like a greeting card,but Iam very happy,Id like to share the warmth. vencabot_teppoo (3:02:37 AM): Well, don't. jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:03:03 AM): Ok....so your not doing well... vencabot_teppoo (3:03:11 AM): Lol. vencabot_teppoo (3:03:21 AM): Just don't talk to me.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:07): jackdanielsincrystalglasses (3:03:40 AM): Im guessing thatsa gross understatement....alright. You know how to get ahold of me if you need to talk. jackdanielsincrystalglasses (11:31:29 PM): Your still probably feeling anti-social... jackdanielsincrystalglasses (11:31:55 PM): But I thought I'd tell you,don't know why...but Im a Priestess now. The ceremony is done. I dont think...I'v ever been so happy.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:21): vencabot_teppoo (1:11:50 AM): Die, Ericka. Lol. vencabot_teppoo (1:15:58 AM): And do NOT message me, under any circumstances.
elan_einlhander (4:52:35): Priestess, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:52:37): So AWESOME.
elan_einlhander (4:52:44): I want to meet her irl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:47): So do I.
vencabot_teppoo (4:52:50): |:o(
elan_einlhander (4:52:59): >:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:05): *stone-cold killer*
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:15): Me walking up behind her. Watch:
elan_einlhander (4:53:16): *stone-cold side-kick*
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:19): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:21): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:23): Aw.
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:26): It didn't space it right
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:29): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:31): Ah.
elan_einlhander (4:53:33): Rpfl.
elan_einlhander (4:53:35): Rofl*
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:36): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:38): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:39): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:40): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:41): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:43): |:o(
vencabot_teppoo (4:53:50): That's me, coming up behind her, lol.
elan_einlhander (4:53:55): Rofl
elan_einlhander (4:54:06): :|
elan_einlhander (4:54:07): :O
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:10): Yeah, rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:54:12): <--- Her.
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:30): littlemissmew (12:16:17 AM): HAPPY NEW YEAR vencabot_teppoo (3:11:46 AM): Do not message me under any circumstances. Do not respond to this message. Good bye. littlemissmew (3:11:56 AM): Happy new year to you, too! ^^ vencabot_teppoo (3:13:20 AM): Blocked. Have a nice life.
elan_einlhander (4:54:46): elan_einlhander (3:08:49): Talking to a dumb bitch. vencabot_teppoo (3:08:58): Frickin bitches.
vencabot_teppoo (4:54:55): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:54:59): "Frickin"
vencabot_teppoo (4:55:07): vencabot_teppoo (1:24:41 AM): Misty, I don't know if you're still online, but I've been having quite a big issue with my forgiveness gland.
elan_einlhander (4:55:28): Rofl.
elan_einlhander (4:55:53): And at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
elan_einlhander (4:55:59): my brother's alarm has started going off.
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:04): ...WHAT?! Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:56:12): He ALWAYS DOES THAT SHIT.
elan_einlhander (4:56:17): He sets for INSANE times.
elan_einlhander (4:56:20): And does NOT get up.
elan_einlhander (4:56:28): He doesn't get up until at LEAST seven every day.
elan_einlhander (4:56:29): For school.
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:42): vencabot_teppoo (5:58:17 AM): Your name came up on a search for "GOD!!!" Got anything prolific to say?
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:49): ~points up~ Message to hellfire212.
vencabot_teppoo (4:56:50): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:57:17): What does Doug do>?
elan_einlhander (4:57:21): He goes over.
elan_einlhander (4:57:25): Tears the SOCKET out of the wall.
elan_einlhander (4:57:32): And throws the alarm clock into the cat's water bowl.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:32): Lol.
elan_einlhander (4:57:34): Problem solved.
vencabot_teppoo (4:57:35): ROFL.
vencabot_teppoo (4:59:31): soron18 (4:40:33 PM): lol want to see my webcam vencabot_teppoo (4:40:38 PM): Rofl. Sure. soron18 (4:41:23 PM): does is show vencabot_teppoo (4:41:39 PM): No, you need to click the "webcam" button just above this chat-window. soron18 (4:42:20 PM): well./ vencabot_teppoo (4:42:49 PM): Who the Hell is that brat in the background. vencabot_teppoo (4:42:53 PM): Smack him for me. vencabot_teppoo (4:42:56 PM): Thanks.
elan_einlhander (4:59:46): Rofl, good times.
elan_einlhander (5:00:16): elan_einlhander (0:05:41): David, have sex with me.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:20): Rofl.
vencabot_teppoo (5:00:22): the_psychobunny (7:30:46 PM): One of my other friends just popped out a baby this week...geeze vencabot_teppoo (7:31:07 PM): Skillz.
elan_einlhander (5:00:31): Lol.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:29): Doug, I can't even imagine a better status message.
elan_einlhander (5:01:32): IT IS DONE.
vencabot_teppoo (5:01:36): DUN DUN DUUUUN.
elan_einlhander (5:01:58): And with that, it's time for bed, I gotta be up in six hours.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:06): Peace outtizzle.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:11): Just remember:
elan_einlhander (5:02:12): Tomorrow I work and reformat, so I dunno when the hell you'll see me.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:18): We both almost SHAT our pants tonight.
elan_einlhander (5:02:25): So fucking awesome.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:33): Saved all of the notepad archives to disk?
elan_einlhander (5:02:47): I'm going to, it's one huge-ass folder right now.
vencabot_teppoo (5:02:53): Jesus, lol. Okay, peace.