Marriage
Specials
"Every man should get married some
time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!" --
Anonymous
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a
real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished. --
Goethe
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than
others. -- Oscar
Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can
borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb
Marriage is the only adventure open
to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
I don't worry about terrorism. I was
married for two years. -- Sam Kinison
It's not true that married men live
longer than single men. it only seems longer --
Anonymous
A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for
free.
If you are afraid of loneliness,
don't marry. -- Chekhov
Bachelors know more about women than
married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die
earlier. -- H.
L. Mencken
Don't marry someone that you can
just live with. Instead, marry someone that you can't live
without.
Free
Yourself Free yourself from the habits that
suppress you, people you depress you, rules that depress you.
Get rid of clothing that binds, and
free yourself to move in comfort.
Free up some time every week - or
everyday- to express your creativity.
Free your mind of negative thoughts
and belittling beliefs.
Free yourself from relationships
with people who want only to take and never to give.
Free the poet who's locked inside
you.
Free the athelete who never got to
run, the ballerina who never got to dance, the diva who never had the freedom to
sing.
Free yourself to be the woman you
were always meant to be.
R U an
Optimist? Answer the following
questions to see what kind of outlook on life you have. Rate each
question according to this
scale.
0 = strongly disagree
1 = disagree 2 = neutral 3 = agree 4 = strongly agree
1. In certain times I usually
expect the best
2. It's easy for me to
relax.
3. If something can go wrong
for me, it will.
4. I'm always optimistic about
my future.
5. I enjoy my friends a
lot.
6. It's important for me to
keep busy.
7. I hardly ever expect things
to go my way.
8. I don't get upset too
easily.
9. I rarely count on good
things happening to me.
10. Overal, I expect more good
things to happen to me than bad.
SCORING:
On questions, 1, 4, 10, just add up
your points. On questions 3,7, and 9 only, add up the points
in this way: for every
4 you answered, add 0; for every 3, add 1; for every 2, add 2; for every
1, add 3; and for
every 0, add 4. Do not add in your answers to questions 2,5, 6 and
8
RESULTS:
19-24: Congratulations! You are a
full-blooded optimist and a role model for pessimists around
you.
15-18: You are nearly always in the habit of
looking at the world through rose colored glasses.
Forgive your little
negative slips!
10-14: You are evenly balanced - on any
given day, you could go either way, considering the
proverbial glass half
full or half empty. You know how to be an optimist; you just need to
work a little harder at it.
5-9: Better take a long, careful look at
your outlook - you are focusing on the clouds, forgetting to
see that silver
lining. (It's usually there- really!)
0-4: Your chronic negativity must be a drag on
your life and a trial for those you live and work with.
But you can always
improve you way of looking at the world by trying to think and behave in
the way optimists do.
Michael
F.Scheier, Charles S.Carver and M.W.Bridges - "Revised Life Orientation
Test"," Journal of Personality and social
psychology". Voll 67, 1994, P.1073
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