Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has very good job (for a Sardar). Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for a good Job.
Santa Singh says , "OK next time we will apply together", and they get interviews.
On the interview day, Santa Singh says, "first I will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out, I would give you all the questions and answers. So then you go and answer them. You will get the Job." So, Santa goes for the interview. Banta waits.
EMPLOYER: When we got independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta Singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot the questions. He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.
EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you Mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
Banta Singh did not get the "good" job…