You may be a Y.U.P.P.I.E...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful
& Intelligent!

You may be a D.I.C.K...
Double Income, No Kids!

You may even be a R.U.B...
Rich, Urban Biker!

Or you could be just a W.I.F.E...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, ect...

But to be a B.I.T.C.H takes special
quilities few truely have...

If your a BITCH you are A..
B- Babe
I- in
T- Total
C- Control of
H- Herself !!

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a BITCH...
Just SMILE...... and say Thank You!!!