I shave my legs, I sit to pee,
and I can justify any shopping spree.

I can balance the checkbook & pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterbiece, & yes, It takes long.
At least i can admit to others when I am wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,
and I dont have a problem admitting when I and lost.

I never forget an improtant date,
you'll just have to deal with the fact im usually late.

But I do watch movies with lots of gore,
and I don't need a instant replay to remember the score.

Don't say to friends, Oh yeah, I can get her...
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are nice, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, and not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings,
and i know when your lying, you look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick...
I am A WOMAN, Get It, You Prick!!!