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Ah, America. In less fortunate countries, a little corn syrup and sugar would be savored like wine, and plastic goods could constitute a medical breakthrough. We, on the other hand, produce literally billions of an item based on the odd assumption that kids want to get to first base with the cloying, frog-like alien from the latest blockbuster. God, I love this country!
Actually, maybe I'm all backwards on this issue. Maybe movie character-based tongue-candy is far overdue. For example, imagine the millions of dollars Apocolypse Now would have made if kids could have a nice Marlon Brando tongue to suck on! Or Blue Velvet! What kid wouldn't want to simulate a sociopathic Dennis Hopper jamming his tongue down their throats? No, I say, bring on the tongues! I won't rest until I see every major film character's tongue immortalized as a sucker! I'm glad they made that Jar-Jar lollipop! Glad, do you hear?! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
OK, I'll admit it. I'm bitter
A Mamie Van Doren, on the other hand... :)...
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