Why would you be a Sandwich Pickle?: Cause they fit so nicely on a sandwich
Who is your Favorite Sailor Scout?: Sailor Jupiter
Do you ever fantasise about being a Super Model named Debra by any chance?: No
How about Courtney?: Well, sometimes late at night, oh nevermind, only on tuesday
If you could marry any guy on this earth who would it be?: Gregg Scott
(oh my god you take that back!!!)
So taking a trip back to reality now, who would you marry?: Baseball Dan
Why don't you ever moon the camera like the REST of your friends?: i'm just not comfortable with my body Debra
Is it because you are secretly a man???: No
If you were a man would you be atrracted to your friend DEBRA?: No
How'bout COURTNEY?: well sometimes at night i , oh nevermind, no no, only on wednesdays
So Cristina, does the carpet match the curtains???: i am deeply offended by this comment, if you continue to ask these kinds of questions the interview will be over, i don't care how many pickles you offer.
Cristina does Courtney's curtains match the carpet?: That's it i'm leaving
(OK OK I PROMISE I'LL RESTRAIN MYSELF NEXT TIME)
Cristina how tall do you think you are?: 6ft
Does this go against how tall Debra thinks you are?: I don't know Debra does it?
Admit it Cristina you're 6'2!: never
So Cristina does Debra's carpet match her curtains?:
(Cristina was unable to answer this question due to the untimely fact that she LEFT)