Viagra Jokes
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| An Egyptian man is walking... An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not worth it!" "How about 10?" "No, not worth it!" "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?" "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it." At the Pharmacy Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can. Be Careful With That Viagra Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly? A: He got a stiff neck. Bill Gates' Hard Drive Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra? He's renaming it MICROHARD. Nursing Home Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there? It's to keep them from rolling out of bed. |