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| Viagra + Pot = ? What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra? Stiff joints! Viagra Diet I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra and prune juice. Now I can't tell if I'm coming or going! Viagra for Gramps This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot." WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a new virus : Viagra ! It turns your 3.5'' floppy into a hard drive!!! There Is No Substitute A guy walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I’m having three girls over tonight. I need help.” The pharmacist hands the guy Viagra Extra Strength and says, “Take all these and you’ll go berserk for 12 hours.” The next day the same guy walks into the drugstore, limps up to the pharmacist, and drops his pants. His penis is all bruised and tied in a knot, and skin is hanging off in some places. He says, “Gimme a tube of Icy Hot.” The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put Icy Hot on that!” “No, it’s for my wrists,” the guy moans. “The girls never showed up.” —Jake Roberts, Montreal, Canada |