Happy Bastille Day, everybody!
That's right: it's time to celebrate everybody's favorite French holiday,
la jour de la Bastille! It's the celebration of the French revolution
and it's time for everybody to grab some pain, fromage, some nice vin (or
cheap vin, whatever's on the budget) at get rowdy, French-style!
Light off those fireworks that didn't blow your thumbs off on the 4th,
because on the 14th everybody will be partying 'cause it's Bastille Day
and everybody loves Bastille Day!
...oh, you say you've never heard of Bastille Day? Well, it's
on July 14th so you'd better get ready! Here, follow the words of
Dick and Jake and you'll be all set for a successful and hopefully not
headless Bastille Day (of course Dick and Jake have nothing to worry about
since they don't have bodies in the first place.)
If the partyin' gets to hardy for you, head back.
