Hiragana Lesson.
Since I really don't know Japanese all that well, don't take my word for it.

Oh, and for all of you who don't know how to read Hiragana, or who don't have access to Hiragana-reading rescources, he's a translation of what Dick is saying.
1: "Ohayou gozaimasu."
2. "Yasai ga suki desu."
3. "Jake (in real Japanese it would be spelled out in Katakana... but I don't know how to write that so well yet) ga kirai desu."

Dewa, mata!