| THE BOOZE CREW |
| The Booze Crew all started when my friend Shandi (founder and president of the Booze Crew) was all drunk in Copper Harbor one night. She tends to get drunk and tell some seriously awesome but mostly fictional stories. She started going on about how back in the day, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.....(Shandi quote): "I WAS ON THAT BOAT!!" And then she went on to tell us about how "back in the day" her and her family didn't have any shoes. They had to make shoes out of twizzlers and boloney (that's right, they had twizzlers, but they didn't have any shoes) and they called them thongs. (more direct quotes from Shandi): "Nowadays when you think of thongs, you think of underwear, but these weren't our underwear, they were our SHOES." She said her mom used to call her and her siblings the Booze Crew because they were so poor that they had to bathe in alcohol. I also remember something about the Booze Crew mom calling her Gertrude and saying "Gertrude, you've been an alcoholic since you were 12 years old!!" I wasn't there that night, the night that she told that story, but trust me, I've heard it enough times since then to know it by heart. On that night, Shandi, Katie, and Nikki became the original members of the Booze Crew. Shandi lived in Copper Harbor, and shortly after I had been hanging out there for awhile, I got a job at the Mariner where Shandi worked and we moved into this little old place called the Bat Caves. I then became an honorary member of the Booze Crew. We have been gaining members since then.... Everyone in the Booze Crew also has an official title. For example: Shandi is founder and president, Katie is the secretary of the crazy eyes, and I am the secretary of defense. Although Nikki was once called the last of the Mohicans, she has recently been REDLINED, the most dreaded punishment known to all Booze Crew members. I won't get into the details as to why she was redlined, but folks, it was NOT pretty. |
| THE OFFICIAL BOOZE CREW Shandi-President/Founder/Anti-Beer Goddess/Captain "I LOVE THE ORANGE JUMPSUIT" Pants...and her prison number is 000016 Sarah K-Vice President/Queen of the Cack ("time after tizime") Katie-Secretary of the Crazy Eyes Kristy-Secretary of Defense Shylynn-Secretary of the Pink Rainbows Jen-Captain Hampton/Queen of the Beer Bongs Nikki- Last of the Mohicans Randy P.-Captain Plastered Pants Nick M.-King of Spilling Beer Bongs Kotila-Shandi's Mini Gangsta Lou Lou-Two Shot Wonderboy Chrissy-Captain "My tolerance never changes" Pants Sarah H.-The other White Sarah April-Snakey Bugger Longstaff-Officially NO GOOD!!! Shitty-Captain Idiot Pants Glenn-Captain Shallow Hal Andy-Luke Skygazer Bo-Buttchin/Captain Pass Out/I'm Eminem Binky-Secretary Ditch Driver Eric-Captain Blackout Pants Azura-Baby Booze Jason-Captain "I don't count and I don't get any pants" Drew-Holder of All Large Words Nick S.-Captain "Can I pee in your butt" Becky-Captain WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-GA! Jimmie-Everybody humps me pants Geri-Captain I roll up my sleeves all the time Eric Maki-Captain High Pants Boomer-Captain "Everything is my fault" pants I returned Nikki to the list, and removed Mandi (queen of all that's sarcastic). I don't know why she was redilined, but I don't really care cause I don't like her anyway. She doesn't like me either, so it's OK. Voelker was also recently redlined. I don't know the reason for that either. But there's also more members. I am going to add them on a separate page due to the fact that there's no more room!!!! CLICK HERE |