THE DRUNK-O-METER...LETS HEAR IT FOR DESTROYING YOUR LIVER! YAY FOR THE BOOZE CREW!! ROCK ON HOMIES!!!!!!!
Me and Sarak K came up with this one on a lovely drunken evening in the Harbor. Kai even hung it up in his house after we were done with it....it's funny because we started measuring our drunken-ness and you can tell when we're drunk cause after that you can't read our handwriting anymore. hehe. Punk rock.
The following is a much lamer version of a Drunk-o-Meter than you could make yourself. I suggest that if you felt like using one you used this to base yours on, a loose example of sorts. It's not that cool but if you really were lazy I suppose it would work to just print it out and cut it off the text on this page. Good luck, and get DRUNK!!!
At this point you are passed out, in a coma, have alcohol poisoning, or yer DEAD!!
WRECKED
WASTED
TRASHED
BOMBED
DRUNK
HALF-DRUNK
BUZZED
TIPSY
SOBER...SUCKS 2BU
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HONORABLY MENTION SHANDI AND SARAH K RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I DO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THUS FAR TO ACTUALLY USE THE DRUNK-O-METER AND STICK TO IT THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE DRINKING. AND YES, PEOPLE, YAGER BOMBS WRECKED US THAT NIGHT.