1, 2, monster trucks

     1, 2, monster trucks
3, 4, monster trucks

compensate your mansize-
///////////////big wheels, big eyes
stare at girls half your age
and               beat             them in a drunken rage
crushin'            beer/people/cans
       demolition derby fans
==-sweatin' lustin' bustin' heads
     poundin' smashin' crashin' ------------------DEAAD
society's finest specimen-
  muddy/
                 drunken/
bloody/                                          pissin

---what the fuck you LOOKIN at bitch-
++++do you wanna COME fuck with this?

cock rock mullet head
--------------------all make me see red
           wrestle mania pay-per-view
ass fuckin', chuggin' brew
sexist, racist, homophobe
        bar-hoppin'
free grope
1, 2, monster trucks
3, 4, monster trucks
pregnant wife-
              ((where were you last night?
manhood-
     pants are gettin'                 tight
     s  perm banks-
                              
exploding- Africa
Monster Trucks-
                       God bless america

(
this song was influenced by a friend of ours who when mullet men stare at her, she yells, "what the fuck you lookin' at bitch?" (sorry about the over use of in' instead of ing. it just seemed fitting.) i think you can pretty much figure out what this song is about.)

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