Animal House


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Noble, courageous and thick as 2 short planks Single ginger-and-white male needs female companion urgently
Louie (black) and Wally (spotty), the most useless pair of hounds ever to find a cushy crib with a couple of mug humans. They're full brothers from the same litter, with a bizarre genetic background of German Shorthaired Pointer, ridgeback, rottweiler, staffy, and bit of Great Dane thrown in for luck. Crool Cat, known as "Cat" (actually dubbed Peaches before my silly daughter realised he was a boy cat). He is constantly on the brink of going to live on a farm, being over-fond of predating the local wildlife and spanking the monkey.
Always interested in alternative food sources, like his namesake Cartman the lutino cockatiel. He isn't much for conversation, but picks up new tunes fairly well. Oh, and he does a really good ringing telephone.