Writing NewsRadio
Foreword Meet the cast Trivia Writing tips


Foreword


When I set out to write my very first fan fiction, I never imagined that it would consume nearly three years of my life. The journey to create what eventually became a trilogy of stories can be traced to the fall of 2000, when I first discovered the NewsRadio Fanfic Archive. I spent months reading stories and corresponding with some of the more notable authors of the time, who were helpful in answering my questions and giving me advice. These people set me on a long and winding path, yet one that I have no regrets about following. The subsequent literary odyssey that transpired was entirely of my own undertaking, and the resulting stories turned out better than I ever could have imagined. Through them, I hope to give inspiration to NewsRadio fans both new and old, who should aspire to create their own WNYX tales for others to enjoy.




Meet the cast:
Putting faces with names


Beth Missy Tianne Throwdini Tracy Roger Moxy the weasel



Beth is the heroine of our saga. This is her world, and we're just in it. Don't be so quick to write her off as a secretary though, for she has been many things in her time: babysitter, princess, best friend, terrorist, sister, lover, goddess… She is the ultimate redheaded woman, and one that all others will be measured against. However, credit must be given where credit is due. We would not be able to enjoy the adventures of Beth if not for the talents of the lovely actress Vicki Lewis, who inspired me to pen a sensational trilogy of NewsRadio fanfics. It is because of her that you have these fine stories to read. Of course, I had just a little something to do with it.


Missy is the adorable red-haired girl who Beth takes care of in her spare time. Played by Sydney Berry, she was first seen in the NewsRadio episode 'Kids' (ep. 3.16/ Feb 12, 1997) as one of the third graders that Jimmy brings to WNYX to learn about the radio business. Sharp-eyed viewers might also recognize her as Julia from the Sandra Bullock film, Hope Floats. I watched her part in that movie and NewsRadio many times in order to learn how she behaved. There wasn’t much to go on, as it turned out, so I was free to write Missy as I pleased. Consequently, I had fun developing her into a character that would appeal to readers with her cuteness, mischief, and spunk. I like to think of her as the daughter that every redhead hopes to have.

Tianne Miller is a busy woman. She is both the single mother of young Missy, and chief nurse at Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx. While she is a very kind and loving parent, the demands of her career leave little time to watch her daughter, and for that reason she hires Beth to take care of Missy whenever possible. Aside from her name and the color of her hair, I didn’t have anyone particular in mind when I first wrote the character. Tianne's role was that of a woman who combined all the qualities of a good mother with the grace and smile of an angel. For that reason, I later thought of Vanessa Branch, who is probably more familiar to TV viewers as the spokesperson for the Orbit Gum Institute of commercial fame. Tianne is not related to Lisa.

Throwdini (Kids in the Hall alum Kevin McDonald, a.k.a. the king of empty promises) was introduced to NewsRadio fans in 'Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show' (ep. 4.8/ Dec 16, 1997). According to the history alluded to in that episode, it seems that he and Dave share a longtime rivalry in the field of amateur knife throwing. I found him to be one of the most hilarious guest stars on NewsRadio, and I couldn’t resist putting him in my story. It didn’t require a great leap of the imagination to picture Throwdini as a desperate, albeit inept stalker because he just struck me as the type of person who would zealously pursue Beth even though she didn't like him. Plus, I thought fans would get a kick out of seeing him again. “To the sharp art!”

Tracy Adams is a female bodybuilder, a strict vegan, and sometimes gypsy, with a talent for Tarot. She is Beth's closest friend, acting as both a counselor and an emotional sounding board in times of need. In addition to being physically strong, Tracy is a determined individual who motivates others to go the extra mile when they feel like giving up. Dave and Beth owe quite a lot to her. I found creating Tracy to be an unconventional challenge, in that I had a well-developed character who lacked a solid physical description. For awhile, she was merely a vibrant personality without a face. Then I happened to spot fitness expert Mia Finnegan on the November 2001 cover of Oxygen Magazine, and finally realized Tracy in the flesh.

Roger is Jimmy James' personal lawyer. He is a recurring character who starred in several episodes of NewsRadio, making his first appearance in the 3rd season finale, 'Injury' (ep. 3.25/ June 5, 1997). I’ve been a fan of Norm MacDonald ever since he was on Saturday Night Live, and I think he’s one of the funniest guys in the world. He is one of those rare comedians who is honest enough to admit when his jokes are not funny, and shrug it off with a wry smile. Since I’m very in-tune with his sense of humor, I can appreciate his efforts in movies like Dirty Work. Needless to say, I couldn’t write a NewsRadio story without Roger making an appearance, so I gave him a cameo in City Limits as a tribute to Norm.


Moxy “Terrain” Lindgate is a British intern who landed her job at WNYX after Beth skipped town for New Hampshire with Mr. James. If you notice more than a few similarities between Moxy and her predecessor, there’s a reason for it. I created her after watching Jane Horrocks on the BBC sitcom Absolutely Fabulous. Her depiction of Bubble was the quirkiest TV secretary I’d seen since Beth, right down to her lackluster work ethic and bizarre fashion style. Having a weakness for wacky girls, I found her simply irresistible, and I reasoned that if there was anyone zany enough replace Beth, it would have to be Bubble. Thus occurred a unique situation in which an author writes a character that serves no purpose in the story other than gracing the page with her presence.


The weasel is a small North American carnivore. These solitary animals have a strong sense of curiosity and are apparently unafraid of man. Although they may appear cute and playful, weasels are vicious and aggressive when cornered, and a bundle of fury in hand. For this reason, people are highly discouraged from keeping them as pets. Unfortunately, Matthew finds this out the hard way after one is given to him by Dave as a gift from Mr. James, who mistook it for some type of wild cat. The idea for the weasel attack came from a line in the computer game Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle, and was actually one of the first scenes written when I was developing the story outline for City Limits.



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Trivia

Bethie's Day Out Rhapsody in Red City Limits




Bethie's Day Out


* The title is a take-off of the film, Baby's Day Out.

* The story was conceived and written in December of 2000, after watching fourth season episodes for an hour and a half. The idea that Throwdini, given the chance, would probably stalk Beth came to me, literally, in the shower!

* Our story begins the very next day after 'Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show'.

* Beth's explanation of her warrior heritage is completely factual. All redheads are descended from the Celtic bloodline that has existed since before the Middle Ages.

* The scene where Beth helps Matthew answer the Jumble is a reference to the episode, 'Arcade'.

* The name Tianne Miller actually belongs to a very funny girl that I went to school with in the early 90's.

* Talking in her sleep, Beth mumbles: "I will crush you like a little blue ant, Dave." referring to the fact that Dave Foley provided the voice of Flik, the main character in the 1998 Disney/Pixar animated feature, A Bug's Life.

* Bill McNeal only has a small cameo because I can't write his character as outrageously funny as the writers of the show did. Phil is a hard act to follow!

* I had Missy recount the story of how she first met Beth (in 'Kids'), for those who haven't seen the episode.

* The part where Beth reads from The Cat in the Hat is a reference to a scene in the movie Patriot Games, where Harrison Ford's character reads the exact same part of the book to his daughter.

* The International Knife Throwing Alliance that Throwdini mentions is an actual organization. Furthermore, his character is apparently based on a real person, who published a book entitled: A Treatise on the Art and Science of Knife Throwing under the name The Great Throwdini.

* The poem that Throwdini recites for Beth is one that I wrote about Vicki Lewis many years ago, but never finished.

* Written in a scarce 2 to 3 weeks, Bethie's Day Out was my very first attempt at fan fiction. Although I left the story optimistically open-ended, I actually had no intention of writing a follow-up to it.

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Rhapsody in Red


* From start to finish, the sequel to Bethie's Day Out took nearly a year to write (from January to December of 2001). When I made the decision to write a second NewsRadio fic, I vowed to make it three stories because I like the symmetry of the trilogy in that it strikes a balance.

* Early on, I mention that Beth doesn't own a television because it was established in the third season Christmas episode, when she sang, "I don't have a TV, but I have a caaar!". I'm sure that some fans will point out that Beth mentions owning one in 'Balloon', but I like to stick with the earlier story because it makes her appear less glamorous.

* When Dave observes that Beth looks like Mara Jade, he's referring to a red-headed female Jedi in the Star Wars expanded universe.

* Beth's inebriated episode is a verbatim recount of something that happened to my mother in the mid-80's. The recollection of the actual event, as told by my parents, is wildly hilarious, and I couldn't resist putting it in my story.

* In an early draft of the story, the part when Lisa gets 'fired' and the police show up for her was originally supposed to be an elaborate April Fool's joke, but I was forced to change the occasion to her birthday when I discovered that it clashed with NewsRadio continuity established in the show.

* Beth starts out Wednesday with a dream about her ancestors in ancient times, a call-back to what she told Dave in the first story.

* The much-debated issue of redheads being teased as children due to their hair color is, unfortunately, an all-too common one in real life. So, if you do know any redheads, please be nice to them. Do it for Beth and Missy!

* The telephone conversation between Dave and Beth, who locked herself in the broadcast booth, is taken directly from the film 2001: A Space Odyssey, in which a character named Dave pleads with HAL, a sentient computer who has locked him out of the space station.

* The portrayal of the dangers of slap bracelets was a major controversy in schools during my childhood. Most educational institutions put a strict ban on them for the reasons illustrated in the story. There were many notable cases of slap bracelet attacks in the papers of the time.

* I named the fictional Cannon Elementary school after Cannon-Elstree Studios in England, where they filmed Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

* The song that Beth sings to Missy is 'There She Goes', featured in the Disney remake of The Parent Trap, a movie about another young red-haired girl. It was remade later by Sixpence None the Richer, with a female vocalist. I prefer this version much better than the original.

* Beth's friend Tracyne is named after a street in Westworth Village, Texas, a neighborhood where I spent the best years of my childhood.

* The supply closet in the hallway around the corner from the vending machine is a fabrication of mine, as we never actually see that part of the building in the show. It was inspired by Andy Dick's behind-the-scenes tour on the set of NewsRadio for the Donny & Marie Show in 1998. He lead the camera crew into the hall from that side, and I thought it would be interesting if there was a janitor's closet there, maybe somewhere for Milos to keep his brooms.

* Mr. James' mysterious warning, “You will be.” is a reference to Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back.

* The environmental commercial that Beth reads is an actual radio spot that was recorded by Vicki Lewis for the Statewide Transportation Choices Marketing Campaign for the state of Washington.

* Beth's "I’ll save a cookie for you." is a thinly-veiled sexual euphemism in the grand tradition of NewsRadio.

* I meticulously studied pictures of the Palace Hotel in New York City for its depiction in the story. And yes, it's actually located on Madison Avenue, the fictional location of WNYX.

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City Limits


* City Limits took almost 2 whole years to write, starting on January 1, 2002 and concluding on December 17, 2003. It was originally supposed to be no longer than its predecessor, which it eventually surpassed. I estimate that the complete text, if pasted into Microsoft Wordpad, would exceed 100 pages.

* The very first scenes outlined for the story were written in 2001, during the making of Rhapsody in Red. They include the scene where Matthew is attacked by the weasel, the news reports detailing Johnny Johnson’s prison escape, and the ending of the story.

* The story opens in the middle of the episode ‘New Hampshire’, when Lisa goes into the broadcast booth to read the news. This is the traffic report that Tracy hears in her car. The scene then cuts to a point just after the end of that episode, with Dave anguishing at his desk. I watched ‘New Hampshire’ numerous times throughout the writing of City Limits for continuity and inspiration.

* Beth shares a prescient connection with Princess Leia, from The Empire Strikes Back, when she proclaims that she “knows where Dave is.”

* Dave’s vivid nightmare about finding and losing Beth is one that I had several years ago.

* While Haverhill is an actual New Hampshire township, I had to locate it ‘between two counties’ because Mr. James mentioned in the final episode of NewsRadio that his retirement house was in a fictional Collins County, which doesn’t exist.

* 105.3 A.M. belongs to a real radio station in New Hampshire, while WNHX is the popular designation for the radio station that Jimmy bought in the never-produced sixth season.

* The first letters in the VL-3500 automated coffee machine stand for Vicki Lewis.

* The punchline to Tracy’s joke, What does a redhead and McDonald’s have in common? is: You’ve never had it so good, so fast.

* When the group returns to New York City in the middle of the rainstorm, Beth alludes to the 1998 movie Godzilla, starring herself- Vicki Lewis! She also puts on a green plastic rain hat identical to the one that her character wears in the movie.

* Missy's teacher is named after Richard Edlund, the special effects supervisor on many Lucasfilm movies, including Return of the Jedi and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

* Beth is a fervent believer in the power of redheads. To inspire Missy to not be afraid of the weasel, she refers to the scene in The Lost World: Jurassic Park in which Julianne Moore’s character tranquilizes the rampaging T-Rex.

* When Beth tells Missy, "Cut the chatter, red two!", her words are from the end of Star Wars: A New Hope, when the Rebels are approaching the Death Star.

* The waitress at Petey the Pirate’s (played by Mary Lynn Rajskub in 'The Secret of Management') asks Beth if she wants to join the Girl’s Guitar Club- the actual band that Rajskub plays in.

* The address of Missy’s house is 2701 Harbor Hill Road, East Hills, New York. The street and town actually exist, while the number 2701 is part of the Geocities address for the NewsRadio Fanfic Archive. The description of the house is identical to that of a large mansion in the city where I live.

* If you were to alphanumerically translate the membership code on Missy’s Rockin’ Ranger certificate, the result would spell out Beth (25208: 2 = B, 5 = E, 20 = T, and 8 = H).

* The line, "So... you have a twin sister?" is what Darth Vader said to provoke Luke into fighting him in Return of the Jedi.

* Copro the Clown is named after coprolalia, the specific neurological disorder of Tourette Syndrome that causes people to swear uncontrollably.

* The girl who has a crush on Dave is based on Toni, a close friend of mine who was one of the very first writers on the NewsRadio Fanfic Archive. She wears a Kids in the Hall shirt because the real Toni is a huge fan of the show. Her all-knowing behavior, however, is based upon ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity), a chatbot that never forgets anything it is told.

* Some of Missy’s other birthday presents included a custom-tailored English leather jacket, and a puppy. I wrote the original scene to feature all of this, but it seemed to be pointless and overly long, so I dropped it.

* As most NewsRadio fans know, Beth is the only character on the show that doesn’t have a last name. This quirk might be considered part of her appeal, but I felt it was necessary to bring closure to the matter. I entertained several possible choices for a surname before settling on Randall, after the stunt coordinator of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

*Finally, Beth’s question about the policies contained in the Workplace Ethics Manual is a call-back to the opening line in Bethie’s Day Out, in which Dave is reading that same book. By doing this, I wanted to bring the story full circle back to the very beginning, suggesting a cycle.

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Writing tips


Fan fiction is an outlet where anybody can bring their slightest whim or desire to life with little more than a keyboard and a spark of imagination. But for the novice, the prospect of writing one can be pretty daunting. Believe me, I know. When I discovered the NewsRadio Fanfic Archive, I was overwhelmed (and intimidated) by the volume of work done by previous authors. I felt very awkward and unworthy due to my lack of experience, and spent quite awhile reading their stories before it occurred to me that I could write one as good as anybody else. So I forged ahead and chalked up some pretty good words. My success has inspired me to help others enter the world of fan fiction, hopefully with more confidence than I had. So if you're up to the challenge, get ready to take notes.

The good news is that writing a fic isn't as difficult as it looks. You just need to have a little faith in yourself. Better yet, think about it like this: Having watched the show repeatedly for years, there must be certain episodes and characters that you like above others. Now think about your greatest NewsRadio fantasy. Who does it involve? What have you always wanted to see happen on the show that never did? What do you love most about NewsRadio? If your brain is whirling rapidly in circles at this point, then we're probably on the right track. So what are you going to do now, sit back and wait for your computer to read your mind and write the story for you? Sorry friend, but this model wasn't bundled with telepathic software. It looks like you're going to have to fly solo.

First of all, don't panic. Ripping your hair out and smashing your keyboard with a sledgehammer isn't going to miraculously transform you into a prize-winning author. Contrary to popular belief, harnessing the creative impulse isn't a forgotten magic trick perfected by Arab mystics in the 15th century. You won't need a floating rope and a basket to climb into the world of NewsRadio fan fiction. Start basic. Gather your thoughts and create a brief outline of the things that are going to happen in your story; just a short list detailing the main concepts. I like using an asterisk (*) to denote separate ideas. Then watch your NewsRadio tapes to better learn the mannerisms of the characters you're going to be using. I've found this to be an invaluable method in helping to create more believable performances in my stories.

Secondly, take your time. Don't rush. Writing can be an extremely satisfying process if you allow yourself to enjoy it. In fact, there is a saying that I'm fond of quoting, and it can be applied to anything from designing websites and film making to composing music or painting: "Do you want it good, or do you want it fast?" Take it to heart and your work will be the better for it. Personally speaking, I am of the firm belief that if I'm going to invest the time and effort necessary to bring a story to life, then I must do it right. The ultimate work that an author presents is the direct result of how much time and effort was put into the creation of the project.

Now I'm going to let you in on a little secret: About 50% of good writing is editing. It is an integral part of the creative process, and it can make or break a story. You can write using an outline, or you can write aimlessly until you find something interesting to say. Though both methods will produce results, I highly discourage the latter. But regardless of what path an author uses to approach their story, the key that brings it all together is editing. In this, you are able to review the work that you have produced and pare it down to a smoothly polished whole. Being able to make decisions about which parts are necessary, and which are not is paramount to good storytelling. The finished work can then be presented with the confidence and assurance that you have delivered the best product possible.

Another good thing to remember is to keep writing, even when you're not. Think about your story while you're at school, at work, or wherever. Some of the best ideas come to you in the real world, not sitting in front of your computer. Daydream and play around with it in your head. Chances are, you'll come up with some great scenes! Also, make it a habit to carry around a pen and a few sheets of paper in case you get an idea while AFK (away from keyboard). You'd be surprised at how many ordinary everyday activities can inspire a new line or sequence. I find that, more often than not, I have the ability to make a NewsRadio connection to almost anything that somebody might say. That, in turn, could set off a whole new series of ideas that may contribute to a better storyline.

Finally, have fun and don't take things too seriously. I can tell you from personal experience that writing is harder when it stops being fun. Don't worry so much about what other people might think; it's what you want that counts. It is a proven fact that you are your own worst critic, and that applies to everyone. Don't let it stop you. Besides, fan fiction is about making your dreams come true. The more you write, the longer you'll keep NewsRadio alive. And while we may never again have brand new episodes to watch on TV, we will always be able to have fun with the gang at WNYX, because when a story comes from the heart it's a labor of love, and that is the best motivation of all.