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"Hilarious
Thoughts"
Don't sweat the petty things and
don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
And whose cruel idea was it to put an `S` in the word `Lisp`?
Santa is very jolly because he knows
where all the bad girls live.
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
woman
around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice`?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered
plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they worried someone will clean
them?
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
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