If your Luke Perry sideburns just won't grow, that's dancin'
If you can't seem to dress like they do in Cosmo, that's dancin'
You admit it, you don't like the taste of alcohol -
If you think that "mull" was a Paul McCartney song

If you bought Stüssy a month too late, that's dancin'
If your parents are together and you don't hate 'em, that's dancin'
If you always bought a ticket for the train
If you think that graffiti all looks the same

So give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting -
Except when you have to stay in

Strictly loungeroom

You know it's time to get the razor blade out - that's dancin'
Step into that noose and swing - that's dancin'
When it's Saturday night and you're all by yourself
Watching re-runs of "That's Dancing"

So gimme none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting -
Except when you have to stay in

Strictly loungeroom

That's dancin' (Yeah!)

There's a party going on at the local church hall
You know people going, all you gotta do is call
Leave your lonely room tonight, seize the day
But you put on ABC - foxtrot your chance away

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