Move Monday to the end of the week
It's novel, it's unique
Stage the Olympics on Everest's peak
It's novel, it's unique
One last (?) for the cabbage and leek
It's novel, it's unique
Dance on one leg everytime I speak
It's novel, it's unique

It's shit...
It's novel, it's unique
...house

Read the Bible in ancient Greek
It's novel, it's unique
Be baptised in Dandenong Creek (1)
It's novel, it's unique
God inherits the earth for the meek
It's novel, it's unique
Cette chanson c'est magnifique? (2) No!
It's novel, it's unique

Got this idea for a horseless carriage
It's shithouse
Go on a campaign to legalise marriage
It's shithouse
Have this theory called communism
It's shithouse
Wanna make money, let's call it TISM
It's shithouse