Howdy champ, you been pickin' the daisies?
Feeling sort of morally lazy?
Ready to go mother truckin' crazy?
Hi! I'm Marty Scorsese.

Martin, Martin... etc.

Why don't we go catch a movie?
Something light hearted and woozy
About the killing of a teenage floozie
Or beating someone black and bluesy

Martin, Martin... etc.

See I got this mate called Robbie De Niro (2)
I like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero
Stop 'round here for a drink of beero
You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero

Martin, Martin... etc.

Just when I feel my happiness startin'
I keep on bumpin' into this guy called Martin

Martin, Martin... etc.

1. Martin Scorsese (1942 - ) is an Italian-American film director whose movies often feature graphic violence.
2. Robert De Niro (1943 - ) is a talented method actor who has featured in many of Martin Scorsese's films. Noted examples of their collaborations include Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, GoodFellas and the remake of Cape Fear.