Come home tired, what a day I've (1) had
News ain't good from Stalingrad (2)
I've been busy protecting the German race
So come on baby, defecate on my face

Chorus: So, come on baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun (3) and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact (4)
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract
Defecate on my face (x8)

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty
Turn on the TV, it's all one big lie (5)
Here, Eva, have these prunes to chew
We have ways of making you poo

Chorus

Yesterday my troubles seemed so far away (6)

Here come the Russians, it's near the end
Proud to say that my girl never used an S-bend (7).
What's that, Eva? Your bowel is on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich

Chorus

1. The "I" is Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945), the leader of Germany's Nazi state, the Third Reich, from 1933 - 1945.
2. The Battle of Stalingrad was the first major Soviet victory of WWII. It lasted five months and is reckoned to have claimed more lives than any other single conflict of the Second World War. After surrendering at Stalingrad in February 1943, the Nazis never regained the initiative on the Eastern Front; the tide finally began to turn against Hitler and his attempt to dominate the whole of Europe.
3. Eva Braun (1910 - 1945) was Hitler's mistress. They are thought to have committed suicide together in their bunker in Berlin. Ron makes the the common mistake (or does he just use artistic licence) of mispronouncing "Braun" as rhyming with "prawn". It is in fact pronounced identically to the English name "Brown".
4. The Warsaw Pact was a treaty of mutual defence between the Communist states of Eastern Europe from 1955 - 1991.
5. Perhaps a reference to revisionist British historian David Irving who claims the Holocaust never happened - that it is a "Jewish lie".
6. A line from The Beatles song Yesterday. TISM also reference another Beatles song, The Long and Winding Road, when they perform this song live.
7. A pipe with an S-shaped bend, commonly used in toilets.