Now Ezra Pound was a fine young man,
Though possibly a bit of a dandy,
And when it came to writing things down,
You know, he was pretty handy.
But remember this, you pretentious shits with all your books up on the shelf:

When he came, his dick went limp like everybody else.

1. Ezra Pound (1885 - 1972) was a US poet and critic. As well as writing poetry, he found the time to make fascist broadcasts during WWII (for which he was charged with treason in 1945) and to go insane (for which he was committed to an asylum). He is also mentioned in Mistah Eliot - He Wanker.