Johnny got home and he went to bed
Johnny went on to do Melbourne Med (2)
Johnny got rich being a doctor
And he died after a happy but boring existence
Stay home, home Johnny home, stay home...

Johnny To B or not to B Goode.

Well, no-one knew Johnny and he didn't care. . .

[The lyrics are continued in the TISM Guide to Little Aesthetics]

. . .When on the bottom storey he climbed the stair
Johnny didn't get very far
Most of all he hated guitar.

Johnny's mum took drugs and alcohol
Johnny's mates knew she was a moll
She told Johnny to be a rock roll star
He said 'No way, I'm staying right where I are'.

1. The title is a send up of the 1959 Chuck Berry (1926 - ) song, Johnny B. Goode. A recording of Johnny B. Goode was chosen as the representation of rock music to be included on the Voyager I spacecraft. TISM also send this song title up in their record label name, genre b. goode.
2. That is, study Medicine at Melbourne University.