Hear what was caught in the newsreader's arse? (1)
That's what fame's all about.
Down the casualty ward they had a laugh.
That's what fame's all about.
The lead singer, I heard, likes it up the date.
That's what fame's all about.
I heard it from a friend, who got it from a mate.
That's what fame's all about.
The half back flanker rooted the coach's wife.
That's what fame's all about.
Bashed him to within an inch of his life.
That's what fame's all about.
They used make up cos of the bruises lasting.
That's what fame's all about.
By the way, you know who Tony **** is shafting?
That's what fame's all about.
The Gallagher brothers think they're geniuses
That's what fame's all about.
And some people care what Mike Munro (2) says.
That's what fame's all about.
There's adulation for every jumped up git.
That's what fame's all about.
And when you're forgotten, no one gives a shit.
That's what fame's all about.
