If it's a party, fight
If it's winning, skite (10)
If it's politics, right
If it's flatulence, light (11)
If it's tabloid, believe it
If it's broadsheet, don't read it
If it's music, rock
If it's casino, flock

1. This is a reference to what Australians call a 'liquid lunch', that is a lunch where only alcoholic beverages are consumed.
2. 'If it moves, root it', or 'I'll root anything that moves' are Australian sayings making reference to the sexual appetite of the yob.
3. 'Yahoo' is an alternative word for 'yob'.
4. Yobs have a strange way of wearing their pants.
5. 'Lairing' is behaving in a brash or vulgar manner.
6. End of season footy trips are notorious for the consumption of alcohol in anaesthetising quantities.
7. The yobs' law of footy trips states that what happens on the trip stays on the trip - no bad behaviour is ever mentioned back home.
8. To be newted is to be completely inebriated.
9. 'If it's rockin', don't bother knockin' is a slogan which one would be likely to find as a sticker adorning the back window of a yob's panel van.
10. To skite is to brag or show off.
11. Yobs have a charming habit of holding a lit match close to the seat of their pants in order to set alight their flatulence.