| Mr. Mistoffelees You ought to ask the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees, the original conjouring cat. Please listen to me, don't scoff. All his inventions are off his own bat. There's no such cat in the metroppolis, he holds all the paton monopolies, for performing surprising illusions, and creating eccentric confusions. The greatest magicians have something to learn, from Mr. Mistoffelees, conjouring turn. And we all say, Oh well, I never was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees. He's quiet, he's small, he is black, from his ears to the tip of his tail. He can creep through the tiniest crack, he can walk on the narrowest rail. He can pick any card from the pack, he is equally cunning with dice. He's always decieving you into believeing that he's only hunting for mice. He can play any trick with a cork, or a spoon and a bit of fish paste, and if you look for a fork, and you think it is merely misplaced, you've seen it one moment, but then...it's is gone! And you find it next week lying out on the lawn. And we all say, Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? His manner is vauge and aloof, you would think there was nobody shyer. And his voice can be heard on the roof, while he was curled up by the fire. And he's sometimes been heard by the fire, while he was about on the roof. At least we all heard that somebody purred, which is incontestibal proof of his singular magical powers. And I've known the family to call, him in from the garden for hours, while he was asleep in the hall. And not long ago, this phenominal cat produced 7 kittens, right out of a hat! And we all say, Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? And not long ago, this phenominal cat, produced 7 kittens right out of a hat! And we all say Oh well, I never was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees. And we all say, Oh well, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Oh well, I never was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? I give you the magical... the marvelous... Mr. Mistoffelees! back |