Portland

*******luigi*******

Luigies girls
ok, after luigi breifs with the mission, jack a car and head over to the dot on your radar. pick up misty and drive her over to the dot on your radar. stop in the blue circle and its mission past, then you get your money.

Dont spank my b**** up
first grab the baseball bat, jack a car, and head over to the blimp on your radar. get ready, cuz this is the 'action' part. head over to the guy and wack him a few times w/ the bat. one hes dead, jack his car, get it resprayed & lock it up in luigis lock-up, its mission past, and you get your money.

Drive misty for me
You'll once again act as chauffeur to Misty. Grab a car and follow the radar to Misty's apartment in Hepburn Heights. Give the horn a few taps to let her know you're there. Drop her off at Joey's garage, and you earn an easy grand and gain Joey Leone as a potential boss. You may also notice a ringing pay phone across the street from the garage with Marty Chonks on the other end of the line.

Pump action p*mp
Go to ammunation to get some ammo for this punk that you need to kill. once your good at targeting, go to his car(follow the dot on the radar) and beat the living crap out of him until hes dead. then its mission passed and u get ur money.

Fuzz-ball
The annual policemen's ball is taking place at the old school hall, and you can capitalize on the situation by providing the boys in blue with some high-priced entertainment. Scattered across the city are green dots marking the location of Luigi's hard-working prostitutes. Four grand for a minimum of four women, and each additional hooker you deliver is worth an additional $500. A fast car that can hold you and three passengers is ideal, which ironically makes a police car a great choice for this mission. A Sentinel or taxi would also fit the bill. After this mission Luigi has no further work to offer you, so you'll have to look elsewhere.


******Joey Leone******

Mike lips last lunch
The Forelli brothers need to be taught a lesson. Mike "Lips" Forelli will be having lunch at a certain Bistro. You have six minutes to take his car, bring it to 8-Ball's bomb shop to have it rigged with a bomb, and bring it back without a scratch on it. While it's possible to repair any damage you cause at the Pay 'n' Spray, you might find it easier to simply drive carefully. Once Lips turns the ignition, you'll get the biggest payoff of your career so far.

Farewell "chunky" lee chong
Chunky is pushing SPANK for a new gang, most likely the Colombian Cartel. Take him out using whatever means necessary. You'll find your target behind the counter of a Punk Noodle stand, and unfortunately there are several (terribly exaggerated caricatures of) Triad members around. He'll run as soon as you get within a certain distance. It's possible to chase him down before he makes it to a car, but if not, you'll be able to chase him down in your own car. A properly placed Molotov cocktail can bring a quick end to the mission, as can a car bomb

Van heist
This is a somewhat difficult mission that will throw strong police interference at you. Your job is to ram an armored Securicar until the guards bail out, at which point you're to take the vehicle to a warehouse. During this mission you'll notice a damage gauge onscreen. You'll get a wanted level of one as soon as you touch the armored car, but you'll have to fill the damage meter all the way for the guards to vacate their vehicle. At the same time, you don't want to do excessive damage to the Securicar or get it caught in an explosion. Once you've managed to gain control of the slow-moving vehicle, make sure not to wedge yourself in a corner, or the police may catch up to you. El Burro will page you after completion of this mission, as will the place where you stored the Securicar. If you bring Securicars into the same garage, you'll earn a steadily increasing reward.

Cipriani's chauffeur
For this mission, Joey will introduce you to his friend and associate Toni Cipriani. He's trying to extort protection money from a Chinese laundry, and your reputation as a driver has given you the honor of driving his limousine. After following the radar to your destination, Toni will proceed to rub the Triads the wrong way. Once he's back in the car, drive straight through the two men shooting at you and make your way to the new location on your radar before any fish or laundry trucks home in on your location. Cipriani is so impressed with your driving after the mission that he'll definitely have work for you in the future. The Uzi will now be available for purchase at Ammunation.

Dead skunk in the trunk
Go to the supermarket where the dead guy is located and jack the car. now try now to flip or wreck the car cuz then its mission failed. drive really fast to the crusher and kill the 2 other forelli brothers. (beat the crap out of them untl there dead w/ an uzi or something.) once the car is crushed its mission passed and u get ur money.

The getaway
go to the blimp on your radar. once ur there bonk ur horn to let them in. then take them to the bank on the main road. theyll rob the bank, ull get the hell uot of there! warning: try not to get busted!if u dont, its mission passed pal, and u gat ur money.

--^^^******Tony Cipriani******^^^--

Taking out the laundry
Your first job for Mr. Cipriani will earn you the animosity and hatred of every Triad in Portland and make certain secrets and extras harder to retrieve or perform. You have been warned. The actual mission calls for you to destroy three Triad-affiliated vans, which will be on your radar. You'll first need to head to 8-Ball's bomb shop to pick up a box of grenades, whether or not you decide to use them for the mission. The first two vans will behave normally, provided you don't ram them. When you've put two out of commission, the third will disregard traffic laws and make your job a bit more difficult. Grenades might be the most difficult way to destroy the vans, but it is possible. once u successfully destroy the cars, its mission passed and u get ur money.

The pick-up
It seems that your strong-arming did the trick. Your next job is to retrieve the protection money, which happens to be in the middle of a four-way alley in the heart of Chinatown. As you might have expected, the minute you grab the package you're ambushed by Triads. If you don't bring your car into the alley, it's possible to win the battle with brute force (just don't stand in the middle of everything and soak up the crossfire). However, the alley is wide enough to bring a car right in, and as is often the case, the car is mightier than the gun.

Salvatore called a meeting
First, pick up the limo, along w/ joey. then, head over to luigis place, but the triads might be after u already, so be careful.Next, pick up tony. now, the hard part. it will go into cinema scene, and it will show the triad fish vans. try real hard not to flip it. now, drive to salvatores place, its mission past and u get ur money.

Triads and tribulations ($30,000)
Toni is really getting fed up with the Triads, so he sends two of his men along with you to assassinate three Triad leaders. To effectively use your backup, make sure you get a car that can accommodate passengers. There are three warlords you'll need to take down, which will appear on your radar. One warlord is hanging around in the same area that Chunky used to haunt, which is off-limits to vehicles. After you and the boys have gotten your point across, head for the next location on your radar. Another high-ranking Triad is shooting the breeze outside a fish factory. You'll realize he has backup when you close to a certain distance, but it's nothing you and your associates shouldn't be able to handle. Before you head to the location of the third target, you may want to steal the Belly Up fish truck. The best-protected target will be inside the gates of the Turtle Head Fish Company. There are several ways to take him out, including lobbing grenades or Molotovs, using a Triad fish truck to open the gates of the compound, or whatever else you can think up.

Blow fish ($30,000)
This is a very straightforward and rather easy mission with one catch. You simply have to pick up a vehicle rigged to explode and deliver it to the fish factory from the last mission. The only catch is you're driving the lumbering Trashmaster, and you have a time limit and a damage meter, which can set the bomb off at the wrong time. After picking up the truck from 8-Ball, make steady but careful progress until you reach the factory gates. When the gates are open you should park in the blue circle indicated on your radar, activate the bomb, and get the hell out of there. once u do, youll see a mission passed sign, and a nice, pleasing sight of destruction.+ u get ur money.

******^^-Salvatore Leone-^^******

Chaperone
Your first favor to Salvatore is to take his favorite girl, Maria, out for a night on the town, although you'll only be doing the driving. It's the stretch again. You'll first need to drive the young lady to the waterfront so she can purchase recreational drugs from her favorite vender, Chico. Chico lets Maria know that there's a hot party in Atlantic Quays, which will become your next destination for the night. The party is taking place in a warehouse by the water. You'll need to drop Maria off and wait for her, remembering that it never hurts to be ready to leave in a hurry. Before long you'll hear the blare of sirens and be caught right in the middle of a police raid. Security guards will open fire on the cops, and the cops will in turn begin firing on the crowd. Don't move until Maria is safely in the car. When she is, head to sals place, its mission passes and u get ur money.

Cutting the grass
Go to luigis club and get about 15-20 yards away from the taxi w/ the blue arrow. wen curly bob gets in the car, follow the taxi as close as ucan w/out the spookameter filling up the least bit. follow it all the way to the docs. then it will go into cinema scene. wen its done, you have to kill curly bob.(careful, he has a shotgun) wen u do its mission passes and you get your money.

Bomb da base: act I
after sal briefed u w/ the mission, go to 8 balls, and hell give the sniper rifle for 100,000.00 dollors. (if you dont have the money, to taxi missions etc.)

Bomb da base: act II
drive to the dot on your radar, wich is the docs. wen u get there, 8 ball will go over to a pile of boxes. now get a good vantage piont (go up the stairs) and start sniping all of the columbians on the boat. be careful, once u fire the first shot, 8 ball goes on the boat and if he dies, its mission failed. one u do this, 8 ball will go into a black door, and it goes in cinema scene. the boat blows up right after 8 ball jumps off 007 style, w/ the bat going up in flames behind him. its mission passed and u get a whopping 150,000.000 dollars.

Last requests
alright, go to the dot on ur radar. about half way there, maria pages u, and tells u its all a setup. sal wants to kill u! go to maria on the boat. then you drive to staunton island and its mission passed, and of course, u get ur money.


Staunton Island

*****Asuka*****

Sayanora salvatora
This misson is fairly easy. go to the dot on ur radar. (which is on portland, so u have to use the bridge) go to the top of luigis club, before any1 spots u. when your there, get your sniper out, and get ready to snipe the leader of the leaone family mafia, salvatore leone. try not to miss, cuz then its mission failed. do this successfuly, its mission passed, + u get ur money.

Under survalance
This mission is fairly hard. once asuka is done briefing u w/ the mission, jack a car and go to the dots on your radar. kill everyonw i the bushes w/ a sniper. kill the one people in the buliding fast, cuz they have m-16s. pick up the leftover ammo. destroy the car w/ the m-16 that u picked up earlier. do that successfully, its mission passed and u get ur money.

Popperazi purge
this mission is pretty hard. after asuka briefed u w/ the mission, go to the docs where the baot w/ the blue arrow on it is located. get on the boat, and as fast as u can, shoot the boat until the damage meter is full. then its mission passed and u get your money.

Payday for ray
This job is a race against time that may remind players of a Die Hard movie. You have an envelope containing pay for a crooked cop, but instead of delivering it straight to him he'd rather you race all around the city from pay phone to pay phone. A fast car and no wanted level are imperative to completing the mission. You'll need to travel to Torrington, Belleville, Liberty Campus, and back to Belleville again before the timer will be removed and you'll be able to meet Ray in a public bathroom at your leisure. The phones can be hard to spot, so you may have to attempt the mission a few times before achieving success.

Two Face tanner
Asuka asks you to terminate a contact who has been discovered to be an undercover cop. Tanner's car is parked right outside the casino, but unfortunately you won't be able to touch it until after you've touched the blue circle and the driver hops in the vehicle. Be warned that your first act of aggression will earn you a wanted level of four and make your job much, much harder. With the right weapon you may be able to take out your target right as he pulls out of the casino, but if not, there are other ways to kill the guy. Simply ramming the guy until his car explodes will prove to be quite tough but can be effective if used with the drive-by technique. You'll also have the chance to send Tanner's car flying into the lake when he drives by the waterfront, which is quite effective with a heavy enough vehicle. As long as the man is dead, its mission passed and u get ur money.

****Ray Michowski*****

Silence the sneak
This is an easy mission, only if u have a lot of money and your good at targeting. go to amunation and stock up on granades. next, go to the dot on ur radar. when ur there, start throwing granades in the open window. this may take a while, so thats why u need to be good at aiming. one this is succefully done, a car will drive out of the garage. chuck a granade at it and the car should explode. do this right, its mission passed and u get ur money.

Arms shortage
Completing this mission will be quite useful to your career. after this mission, youll be rich in machine guns. (as long as u have enough money!)Ray sends you to Rockford to help his one-armed friend defend against the Cartel. After you get through talking with your new comrade, there's precious little time to prepare for the attack. There are two areas you'll have to watch for. Aside from the main entrance there's a small alley in the back corner of the compound that a few men will try to sneak through on foot. Luckily the compound is littered with powerful weapons, including an M16 and a rocket launcher. To grab the rocket launcher, you'll need to climb on the top of your vehicle (the vehicle needs to have a bit of height) and then jump to the crates. You may also want to consider using the Barracks OL to block the main gate or use the vehicle you drove to block the other entrance. Once you've killed the last Cartel member, the store will be open for business. then its mission passed and u get your mesely 10,000.00 dollars.

Evidence dash
A pickup truck is transporting evidence that could be quite damaging to a man's reputation. You'll have to ram the truck a total of six times to shake all the evidence loose, at which point you'll need to torch your vehicle and the files. You'll earn a wanted level of two for simply making contact with the truck, so unless you want to take the time to decrease your wanted level, simply watch out for those police cars. You'll want to use a car that's fast and at least somewhat durable for this mission. do this right, its mission passed, and u get ur money.

Gone fishing
For security purposes, Ray requests that you take out his partner. You'll find the (fishing) cop off the docks near Portland Rock. Grab a police boat and send him to the bottom of the lake, but watch out for the mines he'll drop in the water. You could get out from behind the wheel and try sending a rocket his way as well if you picked any up from the Army Surplus store. do this right its mission passed and u get ur money.

Plaster blaster
The man you tried to kill in the silence the sneak mission is alive, but not quite well. Still, he's ready to give his deposition today, and Ray is not very happy. You'll have one more chance to take the guy out and keep Machowski out of jail. The witness is being transported by ambulance. In truth, there are two ambulances, one being a decoy. There's really no way to tell one from the other by looking, so you'll just have to take your chances. As soon as you engage an ambulance, you'll have a dangerous wanted level of three. If you ram (or light up with a rocket) the ambulance carrying your target, you'll find that a man in a very durable full body cast will tumble out. It takes a lot of damage (more than it did to destroy the vehicle) to kill this guy, so you may consider returning to the Pay 'n' Spray to turn the heat off. If not, repeatedly run the guy over and hit him with the strongest weapons you have. Don't try Molotovs or the flamethrower, as the body cast is flame retardant.

******Kenji Kasen*******

Kandbu bust-out
This mission calls for a covert assault on the Liberty City Police Department in Torrington. You'll first need to obtain a police car, which you'll then take to 8-Ball's Newport shop to be fitted with a timed bomb. Once you're set, drive the cruiser calmly through the gate to the back of the police station. Park the car as indicated, activate the bomb, and take cover. After the bomb goes off, Kenji's associate will be freed, and you'll have a wanted level of three. Quickly hop into a police vehicle and drive to the right to pick up a police bribe. While making your way to your next radar objective (the Pay 'n' Spray), take a spare moment to commandeer a nonpolice vehicle. After getting a paint job, drop the guy off at the blimp on ur radar. then its mission passed and you get your money.

Grand Theft Auto
This mission is one of the hardest missions of the game. it requires a really fast but controllable car. you have 6 minutes to steel 3 cars, allin different places, but they are all parked. jack a car and head to the the first blimp one ur radar. wen u get there, jack the parked car, and drive back to the lockup. to the same thing w/ all of the others. Becareful, the cars have to be mint, and if you mess the car up u have to get it resprayed. do this successfully and its mission passed, and u get a nice 25,000.00 dollars.

Deal steal
The Yardies and the Cartel are establishing a business relationship that isn't favorable to the Yakuza. You'll need to sour this relationship. Drive north to Newport and jack a Yardie Lobos in the area. The cars are reddish with a lighter roof. Drive your new wheels to the point indicated on the radar to learn the location of the planned Yardie/Cartel meeting. Sound the horn to say hi to the Cartel, then proceed to mercilessly slay the lot of them. After you're done, take out the gang cars and the columbians with an ak or something. (its ok to cause massive destruction, this gta3) go back to kenjis, its mission passed and you get your money.

Shima
Maybe all the real Yakuza are busy. Regardless, it's your job to make a run around town to collect protection money. At first it's a simple game of follow the radar. You'll simply stop at the business and collect the money. You hit a snag when you find out the business in Belleville Park has been robbed and is unable to pay. The Diablos are the culprit, so you'll need to head to Portland again to tie up the loose ends. Your briefcase-tracking radar will take you to Hepburn Heights. These guys just don't seem to learn. If you have a sniper rifle, you can easily pick each Diablo off from a distance without them noticing. Just make sure you're far enough away. If not, you can take a more hands-on approach. When the final briefcase is collected, head back to kenjis, its mission passed buddy, and u get ur money.

Smack-down
this is a fairly hard mission. its not really timed w/ a timer, but in another way. you have to take out at least 8 yardies, before they sell there SPANK and get off of the street. do this right, its mission passed and you get your money.

*******Donald Love********

Liberator
go to the construction sight, and jack a cartel cruiser. then, go to the dot on your radar. drive in, and take out all of the columbians with a powerful machine gun. (just get the job done) then rescue the old guy, drive him to the dot on your radar, its mission passes, and u get ur money.

Waka gashira wipeout
kenji kasen is atending a meeting at a mult story car park. jack a cartel cruiser and go to the top of the carpark. run over him with your car and get out of there before your car torches. Warning: the cartel must be blaimed for this.

A drop in the ocean
This mission is very hard. go to the docs and jack a boat. wait for the plane to come. once it does, grab all of the packages it drops. Warnig: u get a wanted level rught away. this is the hard part. wen u get a wanted level the police find out about the packages, and they have a good chance of taking them, and then its mission failed. once u have all 6, take them back to donald love, then its mission passed and u get ur money.

Shoreside Vale

Grand Theft Aureo

This is a very long and hard mission. drive to shoreside, and go to the dot on your radar, the airport. kill all of the columbians and go inside the dodo/plane. then, ditch the plane and go near the truck a few feet away from u. then it tells you to go to the construction site in staunton. once there, kill all of the columbians that are OUTSIDE the blue maze. then juck a few malitives and granades in the blue maze. next, get your m-16 out and kill every one in the blue maze. once done, proceed to the blue circle, and u will find asuka. (it will go into cinema sequance) once out of movie sequence, drive to give the packages to donald love. then its mission passed and u get your money.

Escort service
Compared to Love's last mission, this one is quite simple. The name might be deceptive though. You'll be escorting the man you rescued earlier in order to verify the contents of the package you received in the last mission. The Cartel wants the item back, so you'll have to discourage them and protect the old man's truck. Simply ram, drive-by, and ward off attackers until your friend finally reaches his destination and parks in the AMco garage. then its mission passed pal, and u get your cash.

Decoy
This is a continuation of the last mission. As the title suggests, you'll be acting as a decoy in order to take the pressure off the man you just escorted. Once you hop into the car indicated, you'll find yourself w/ a 6 star wanted level. You'll have to evode the police, the FBI, and the Army for three minutes. The easiest way to do this is to jam yourself in a garage or perhaps the Pay 'n' Spray (although they won't be able to remove your wanted level). Alternately you could head for the subway or airport. Once the time is up, you're instantly safe. then tis mission passed and u get ur money.

Loves disapearance
in this mission u just look around for a while and then your done w/ donald love.

bait
Bait
This mission is fairly easy, only if you have a sturdy and durable car. drive to shoreside vale and drive to the first blimp on your radrar. once ur there, there should be a parked car. it will follow u and u have to drive to the yakuza trap, (the yellow dot on your radar) and the yakuza will waste them all. this two more times, its mission passed and u get ur money.

Expresso-2-go
This is probably the most difficult mission the Yakuza will ever hand you. Your job is to destroy nine Espresso 2 Go stands in eight minutes. The timer won't start ticking until you destroy the first establishment, which is to your advantage. The coffee shops won't appear on the map unless they're at very close range, which is to your extreme disadvantage. The better you know Liberty City, the better your chances. the first thing you need to do is scout out the locations of the shops in Portland, Staunton Island, and Shoreside Vale. Once you've familiarized yourself with their locations, pick a starting point you're comfortable with and take out your first shop. You may find the rocket launcher helpful for taking out the shops, since your car won't take damage this way. Do this successfully, then its mission passed and u get ur money.

s.a.m.
You need to bring down a SPANK-filled airplane, and while the rocket launcher isn't technically a surface-to-air missile, it should do in a pinch. Follow your radar to a wooden dock where a boat and a rocket launcher are waiting for you. Then, take the boat to your new destination. Be on the lookout for Cartel members near the runway, and wait for your radar to detect the incoming plane. When it does, and you see the plane approaching, take aim and fire. You'll need to collect the eight scattered packages and, with a wanted level of four, make it back to Asuka's new headquarters.

Ransom
Technocly, this isnt a real mission. u have just found out that asuka and migel are dead. bring 500,000.00 dollars to the blimp on ur radar, which is on shoreside.

********Catalina*******

The Exchange
This is the last mission of the game, but is definately the hardest. first, the take all of the weapons away from u. Then the main character will punch out a columbian in slow-motion. then kill of the columbians, pick up there amo, and get the hell out of there! (ur timed) follow the dot on ur radar, which is the plane w/ catalina in it. go to the cochrane dam, and kill all of the columbians. (if u run out of ammo, try to avoid them) then go up the stairs, kill the columbians, and pick up the rocket. then shoot down the plane. finally the game is over, its mission passed and u get a whopping, amazing 1,000,000.00 dollars! (it goes into a cinema sequence)'