AGE DRINK

17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox


AGE SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.


AGE FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping


AGE DRUG

17 pot
25 coke
35 really good coke
48 power
66 coke, a limousine, the company jet

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't bump into her kids."
66 "Got home alive."


FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking his company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave


HOUSE PET

17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi


WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17


IDEAL DATE

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 "Just come over."
48 "Just come over and cook."
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank