A bear went into a bar and walked up to the bartender and asked for a
beer.  The bartender said "Sorry, i don't serve beers to bears in my bar."
The bear said, "Come on, just give me a beer." The bartender said, " I
told you no, I don't serve beers to bears!"
 
So the bear got mad and said, "Well, if ya don't give me a beer, I am 
going to go chew that lady at the end of the bar up." The bartender 
said, "Do what ya gotta do, but I ain't going to serve you a beer."
 
So the bear went down to the end of the bar and chewed the lady up. 
The bear came back to the bartender and said, "So now, don't ya think ya
better give me a beer?"
 
The bartender said, "No way, I don't serve beer to drug addicts!"
 
"Drug addict?  I ain't no drug addict!" said the bear.
 
"Sure ya are" said the bartender, "thats a barbitchuate!!!!"