The doctor asked the patient to come into the hospital room and
for the patient's husband to wait outside while he examined his wife.

A few minutes later the doctor came out and asked the nurse for a
pair of pliers. He goes back into the room for a few minutes and comes
back out looking tense. "I need a screwdriver!" The nurse gives him
one and he goes back in. A minute later he comes back out looking
pretty upset. "Give me a hammer - quick!!" The nurse hands him a
hammer and he disappears into the room again. The husband gets real
worried when he hears banging and muffled yelling. And when the doctor
comes out pouring in sweat, hammer and screwdriver in hand, the
husband could'nt take it any more.

"My God doctor!!!  What is wrong !?!?! I demand to know!" the husband
exclaims.

"I don't know yet," the doctor said.  "I can't get my bag open."