GOOD AND BAD NEWS

One day in the Garden of Eden, God spoke to Adam, "I've got some good
news and some bad news."

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called
a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you
is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life
form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have
this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to
me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that
when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these
organs at a time."