Gross Jokes
One day, a little boy and a little girl were playing together in the
sandbox. The little boy wanted to provoke the little girl so he stood up,
pulled down his
pants, pointed at his private parts, and proclaimed, "I have one of these
and you don't!!"
The little girl realized this was true and ran home crying and told her
Mommy.
The next day the little boy wanted to provoke the same reaction, so he did
the same thing as the day before. "I have one of these and you don't!" he
yelled proudly. The little girl continued playing without a sound. "Hey,"
he said, "Why aren't you crying today?"
The little girl stood up, pulled down her panties, and pointed at her own
private parts and explained to him simply, "My mom says that with one of
these, I can get as many of those as I want!"
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can
even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride!
"Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not
asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to
break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy
starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy!
This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument
about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you
think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about
this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it
around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"