Mom and Dad

mother returns home after a day out shopping and when she goes to put her
purchases away, she finds her young son hiding in the wardrobe.

M: "Johnny, what on Earth are you doing, hiding in here?"
J: "Well, I was playing hide-and-seek with Marie (the au-pair) and I was
hiding in the wardrobe and daddy came home suddenly and he and Marie came
in here and took off all their clothes and they lay on the bed and kissed and
cuddled and then they..."

M: "Stop! I don't want to hear anymore. Why don't you wait until Daddy
gets home from work and we'll tell him then."

The mother realises this is her dream come true - the chance to divorce
her cheating husband for adultery at last and get half his loot to boot!

When the father eventually returns home from work, the mother and son are
waiting in the hall.

M: "I'm divorcing you, you cheating bastard. Johnny saw everything this
afternoon, here Johnny you tell him what you saw."

So Johnny tells his father exactly what he saw...

J: "Well, I was playing hide-and-seek with Marie and I was hiding in the
wardrobe and you came home suddenly and you and Marie came in here and
took off all your clothes and you lay on the bed and kissed and cuddled and
then
you..."

M: (Smugly) "Go on, Johnny, tell your father exactly what you saw."

J: "...and then you and Marie did what Mommy and Uncle Bill always do when
you're away on business trips!"