WHAT MEN SAY - what they mean
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I'M HUNGRY

I'm hungry.

 

I'M SLEEPY

I'm sleepy.

 

I'M TIRED

I'm tired.

 

I'VE GOTTA PEE

Get out of the way.

 

I'VE GOTTA GO

Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.

 

CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

CAN I GET YOUR COAT?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

LET ME GET YOUR DOOR

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

NICE DRESS!

Nice cleavage!

 

YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE

I want to fondle you.

 

WHAT'S WRONG?

I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.

 

WHAT'S WRONG?

What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you

going through now?

 

WHAT'S WRONG?

I guess sex tonight is out of the question

 

I'M BORED

Do you want to have sex?

 

I LOVE YOU

Let's have sex now

 

I LOVE YOU TOO

OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!

 

GOOD MORNING

That was great sex. Let's have more!

 

SEE YOU LATER

That was great sex. Let's have more!

 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR

I liked it better before.

 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR

$50 and it doesn't look that much different!

 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR

For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!

 

LET'S TALK

I'm trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person

and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

 

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

 

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.

 

While shopping:

YES, THAT ONE'S NICE

Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?

THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

UH HUH

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER

I'm gay

IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT

I'm really stupid!