WHAT WOMEN SAY - what they mean
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YOU NEVER LISTEN

You never listen.

 

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body

touch any part of mine.

 

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE

without you in it.

 

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?

We haven't had a fight in a while.

 

NO, PIZZA'S FINE

You cheap sob!

 

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW

I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

 

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I can't believe you have nothing planned.

 

COME HERE

My puppy does this too.

 

I LIKE YOU, BUT.

I don't like you.

 

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY

I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the

gym has a girlfriend.

 

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE

I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know

you will.

 

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF

I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch.

 

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE

Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

 

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS

We're gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends.

 

IS THERE ANY CHOCOLATE?

Warning! PMS approaching!

 

WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR

Sex tonight is out definitely out of the question.