(Last updated 8/4/99, in a pathetic attempt to "go multimedia".)
(This page is not intended to be exhaustive, nor shall it ever claim to be as such.)
Welcome to the exhaustive Caleb Craig Nelson FAQ! This page is intended to answer any question you ever asked about me, even the ones you didn't know you had! If'n ya want to know sump'n else, just gimme a holler and I'll post the answer, if it's appropriate.
This compilation shamelessly stolen from Adrianne, Chris Lambert!, et al. But you didn't come here to learn about *them*, so...
Caleb in convenient list form!
Personal Schtuff
Full Name: Caleb Craig Nelson
Abbreviated Name: Hey, You.
Date of Birth: April 15, 1982 in Andrews, TX (never lived there)
Age: 17
Location: Lubbock, TX
Church: St. Luke's UMC
Schoolin': Frenship High School
Future Schoolin': Juilliard, MSM, Eastman, Berklee, or UNT
How much Schoolin' have you gone to? I'm on my eighth school right now.
Favorite subject in school: Band
Least Favorite: Computer Science
Phone Number: Call and ask.
Height: 5'11"
Weight: Guess. Or better yet, don't.
Eye color: They change. Generally blueish, though.
Your zodiac sign: Aries.
Hair Color: "Indeterminate"
Are you a righty or a lefty or ambidextrous: righty, though it has been pointed out to me that I do lots of things left-handed that I shouldn't. (Throwing a frisbee, etc. Get your mind out of the gutter.)
How I Entertain Myself (Stop giggling.)
Favorite board game: Trump, The Game
Huh? Yeah, I collect board games
Number of board games I have: Thirty-seven
Number of stomachs a cow has: Four
Favorite name for a disease I don't want to get: Rickets
Favorite card game: Solitaire ::sniff::
All-time favorite Arcade Games: Galaga, Super Pac-Man, any pinball machine
Favorite magazine: Yahoo!
My Car: "Forrr my driving enjoyment, it's a 1995 four-door Mercury Mystique!"
My name for my car: Squeaky.
Do you like to drive? Nope. Dang cops.
Hot little number: Lea Thompson.
Ancient Chinese Secret: Calgon water softener
Politics: Part of the right-wing conspiracy.
Favorite TV show(s): Frasier, Mad About You, All in the Family, most game shows
Favorite commercial: It's sick, but the fake breast pads one. "I've got cleavage!"
Favorite Movie(s): As Good as it Gets
What's your favorite holiday? Easter
Craziest person you know: Definitely Nick.
If you could meet/spend time with one person in the world, who would it be? John Williams. I'm sure he'd like to meet his successor. :^D
What's your favorite kind of music? Jazz, swing, folk, instrumental, 80's, pop rock
What's your least favorite band(s)? Boy bands (Backstreet Boys, etc.)
How I Keep Myself So Good-Looking (Why my self-esteem doesn't bottom out, I don't know.)
What do you wear to bed? Boxers
Favorite perfume/cologne: I like to wear Gravity; I really don't care what the ladies wear.
What's your favorite shampoo? Prell. Don't ask why. Just accept it.
If you could dye your hair what color would it be? Blond. Or gunmetal grey.
If you could have a tattoo, what would it be? the Cheshire Cat - after he disappears.
Are you a health freak? Sadly, yes. How else can I keep this gorgeous physique?
Pardon me while I stop rolling on the floor laughing. Sure, take your time. Jerk.
My Self-Destructive Eating Habits
Favorite food: Any sort of pasta, eggplant parmigiana
Least favorite food: Meat... and other assorted gooey stuff.
Favorite Soft Drink: Dr. Pepper! With its doomed cousin, Mr. Pibb, in 2nd, and Fresca in a close 3rd.
Drinks, with or without ice cubes: With -- you have to have something to crunch to annoy the people around you.
Fish: don't fry in the kitchen. Beans don't burn on the grill.
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? I don't eat chicken fingers. And pizza is a finger food, Mom.
Chocolate or vanilla cake: Vanilla
Everything Else (all my other self-destructive habits)
Do you have a crush? It all depends on what you consider a crush...
Who? That's best left for the ones who already know. Or think they do.
Do you have a girlfriend? It all depends on what you consider a girlfriend...
Are you being evasive on purpose? Who, me?
When you meet a person of your preferred sex, you first notice: Believe it or else, personality. There are millions of hot bodies and faces, but only a handful of souls to back them up.
What's the nicest thing your girlfriend can do for you? Cuddle; let me treat her like the lady she is.
What age do you wanna get married?: Probably about 25-ish. After I get my bachelor's.
Where do you see yourself in 10 Years? Out of school (w/ my D.M.A.), starting my career in TV/Film scoring.
What do you remember most about this year? The Florida trip - complete with airsick bag puppets!
What's the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? I've heard of morning people (in some weird story), but never have I known a morning *dog*.
Does it make you sad to know that you can never go back in time? Sometimes. Forward would be nice, though.
If you could go back in time would you? Only for very brief periods. The highlights, if you will.
What's under your bed? A floor. Really.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I'd be lying if I said I haven't. But not now.
How many blankets? 4, even in July. Sometimes 5.
How many pillows? 9, count 'em, 9... yeah!
What do you think of Ouija boards? B.S., and I don't mean the degree.
Do you believe in yourself? Parts of me, anyway.
Worst feeling in the world: Loneliness
Best feeling in the world: Reaching your goals
Do you get motion sickness? Heck yeah.
Have you ever been attacked by a big dog? Andi licked me to death once...
Would you rather give or receive? I guess give; makes people feel better.
Words or phrases you overuse: Good stuff; "However, comma..." (I stole that one from Mom)
Do you get along with your parents? I'd like to think so.
Thunderstorms-cool or scary: Cool -- especially when it's clear on the horizon and you see it raining against the sunrise/set.
Roller coasters-cool or scary: Scary before, cool after. For the record, I'm never riding the Tower of Terror again.
Favorite Mertzes: Fred and Ethel
Least Favorite Mertzes: uhhh....
Favorite Bertzes: Bertz Convy, Bertz Kaempfert, Q-Bertz, Bertz and Ernzie
Is the answer to this question 'No'? Yes.
Author of "A Tale of Two Cities": Charles Dickens
Caleb's wardrobe by: Accident.
Favorite Certzes: Glistening drop of Retsyn.
Are you done yet? Not until we see these pictures...
Are you done now, you egomaniacal bastard? Yeah, I guess so.
I wanna go home!