BUT first, a word about the authors:
Michael A. Lupoli was born during the 80's and has failed to recall any memories before 1992.
F. Kyle Satterstrom is Scandinavian. (Note the bright yellow hair.) He is apparently intoxicated.
Stephen Hawking is quite possibly the most intelligent person alive. He had to come help Mike & Kyle do this page, 'cause they didn't know what the heck they were doing.
And on to the...........