A four-year-old was at the pediatrician's office for a check-up. As the
doctor looked into her ears with anotoscope, he asked,"Do you think I'll
find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent.
        Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He
asked,"Do you think I'll find Cookie Monster down here?" Again, the little
girl was silent.
        Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her
heart beat, he asked,"Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"
        "Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my
underpants."