Smelly cat,smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat,smelly cat,
it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl, we'll call her Betty,
And a guy, let's call him Neil.
Now I can't stress this point too strongly,
this story isn't real.
(middle bit missed out by show)
Now our Neil must decide,
who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
or will it be the one who we'll call L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up he must decide
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
But Don't
There'll be times when you get older,
And you'll want to sleep with people,
Just to make them like you
BUT DON'T Because that's another thing that you don't wanna do.....
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
The Barnyard Animal Song
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
The Bisexual Song
Sometimes men love women.
And sometimes men love men.
Then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
What Happened To Grandma?
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner and last time you saw her she
looked so much
thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she
died and someday
you will too
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
New York City Has No Power
New York City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me this is not scary,
Cause I stay away from dairy
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
I'm In The Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
(pause, while Phoebe plays guitar)
Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed!!!
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Suicide and a Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Little Tiny Tarzan
Little tiny Tarzan swinging on a nose hair,
Swinging with the greatest of ease.
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Phoebe's Christmas Song
Monica, Monica, have a happy hanukah,
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
Please tell Joey,
Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler (mumble mumble mumble.)
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -
Phoebe's Song for Frank & Alice's Baby
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come great us?
I will buy you some Adidas.
- Chommar Ipiet Ira Hani Apop -