Vim Fuego
Vim Fuego is the guitar player in Bad News.

"My name is Vim Fuego, I let my guitar speak for me"
(This because he's incoherent most of the time)
Vim on tour
Picture of Vim Vim
Vim isn't actually called Vim, or Ajax
another shot of Vim
another shot of Vim
Vim Fuego (Alan Metcalfe to his mum), the singer, songwriter, lead guitarist and general all-round genius behind Bad News.  His first taste of fame came at the age of 11, when he appeared on Opportunity Knocks, playing "Purple Haze" on acoustic guitar, accompanied by his father on the trumpet.  Survived the near-fatal "Donnington Incident" which marred the band's appearance at the Monsters of Rock festival, when Vim proclaimed, "I am the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix, all kneel and praise me!" and was severely beaten by the angry crowd.