The winner is...

The contest is over. The results are in. Over the past few months we've collected over a hundred entries, all thoroughly examined and rated by our man Bryant. He found some interesting statistics:

Gender
Female: 43%
Male: 32%
Hermaphrodites: 7%
Collette: 16%
Other: 2%

As you can well imagine, it was extremely difficult for him to pick just one date from the numerous entries. So he picked two: one for himself and one for Glenn "Dig Dug" Burr, in the hopes that he will finally get some and stop whining to everybody about it.

And so, without further ado, we give you the winners of the "Date Bryant" contest...


Patricia B.
Bryant's Date

Patricia, 23, is a trombone major from Arizona State University with a minor in English. "My favorite thing about Bryant is how he doesn't take a long time in the shower. He's in, he's out, just like -- oops. I probably shouldn't talk about that here..."

Patricia enjoys music by Santana and disaster movies, and dreams of one day bathing in a tub full of Bud.


Jennifer S.
Glenn's Date

Jennifer, 19, is a Spanish major from Tennessee. "I don't want to go on a date with Glenn. If I had known about this, I never would have agreed to it. I do kind of like Mexicans, though."

Jennifer is the proud owner of one of the world's largest soda can pull-tab collections and is the only member of her family to ever travel to Michigan.


The four of you will be spending an all-expense paid weekend in sunny Stillwater, Oklahoma, to take a tour featuring such attractions as the tuba closet, the band lounge, and Chuck n' Bryant's house. Congratulations, Patricia and Jennifer, and good luck.