GenderAs you can well imagine, it was extremely difficult for him to pick just one date from the numerous entries. So he picked two: one for himself and one for Glenn "Dig Dug" Burr, in the hopes that he will finally get some and stop whining to everybody about it.
Female: 43%
Male: 32%
Hermaphrodites: 7%
Collette: 16%
Other: 2%
And so, without further ado, we give you the winners of the "Date Bryant" contest...
The four of you will be spending an all-expense paid weekend in sunny Stillwater, Oklahoma, to take a tour featuring such attractions as the tuba closet, the band lounge, and Chuck n' Bryant's house. Congratulations, Patricia and Jennifer, and good luck.
Patricia B. Patricia, 23, is a trombone major from Arizona State University with a minor in English. "My favorite thing about Bryant is how he doesn't take a long time in the shower. He's in, he's out, just like -- oops. I probably shouldn't talk about that here..."
Bryant's Date
Patricia enjoys music by Santana and disaster movies, and dreams of one day bathing in a tub full of Bud.
Jennifer S. Jennifer, 19, is a Spanish major from Tennessee. "I don't want to go on a date with Glenn. If I had known about this, I never would have agreed to it. I do kind of like Mexicans, though."
Glenn's Date
Jennifer is the proud owner of one of the world's largest soda can pull-tab collections and is the only member of her family to ever travel to Michigan.