Constubatution of the PCTFINSR of Blatvia

Preamble

We the Tubas of the People's Communal Tubacratic Federalist Independent Non-Socialistic Republic of Blatvia, in order to tuba more perfect union, establish tuba, insure tuba tranquility, provide for the tuba defense, tuba the tuba welfare, and tuba the blessings of tuba to tuba and tuba, do tuba and tuba this tuba for tuba to tuba da tuba dee tuba tuba tuba tuba tu-bah.

Article I

The Tubas of the Oklahoma State University marching band do hereby declare autonomy and independence from the marching band and the United States of America, whose government we no longer recognize.

Article J

The border of Blatvia will be determined not by any geographical boundaries, but by the location of its citizens. The Blatvian border will extend a radius of 10 Blatvian mermocks (approximately 11 English yards) from any Blatvian citizen.

Article K

The leader of the Blatvian government shall be a czar. The czar will be whoever claims the title first (so now it's Chuck). This is an honorary title to encourage tourism, more than anything. The czar shall have no power to tax, but may behead stupid people

Section 1.
Any citizen of Blatvia may behead any non-citizen deemed stupid within the borders of Blatvia.

Article L

Quack.

Article M

All members of the Oklahoma State University Marching Tubas are citizens of Blatvia. Deportation will be based solely on degree of stupidity.

Article N

Any offenders of Blatvia or its peoples will be locked in a practice room with Russell, armed only with a pointy stick.

*Note to the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, National Guard, Bill Gates, etc.: We're just kidding. Really. We have no intention of seceeding from the Union or anything, so please don't arrest us. Thanks.