I am:
A band member.
A fan.
An Eskimo.
A Freshman.
Really horny.

I want to date Bryant because:
He obviously needs someone like me, to love.
Jon Matthews is married.
He seems like a better deal than the guy who's asleep on the couch right now.
I just want some cheap tuba lessons.
Other:

My My ideal mate is:
Someone who is caring, supportive, rich, and handsome.
Rough and tough, like that Marlboro guy, but not as stinky.
A bald, hulking mass of a man with some really powerful lungs.
Other:

In my spare time, I like to:
Play raquetball.
Watch TV.
Drink. Lots.
Other:

If I couldn't date Bryant, I'd most likely:
Hate Bryant, for being Bryant.
Hate myself, for being me.
Stalk him.
Find someone who sorta looks like him and shave his head.
Other:

The best place to have sex is:
Anyplace dark, if he expects me to get undressed.
The Seratean Center practice rooms.
Anywhere Bryant wants to.
Other:

If the OSU tubas were the Beatles, Bryant would be:
John.
Paul.
George.
Yoko.
They'd all be Ringo.