1. The more beautiful
the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard
feelings.
2. Nothing
improves with age.
3. No matter
how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never
be quite the same again.
4. Sex has
no calories.
5. Sex takes
up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is
no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal
is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with
anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like
snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it
is going to last.
10. A man in
the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get
them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity
can be cured.
13. When a man's
wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep
with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities
that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't
stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty
only if it's done right.
17. It is always
the wrong time of month.
18. The best
way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the
lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary.
If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your
wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger
the better.
23. The game
of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not
the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble
in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates
against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you
find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may
be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there
is nothing exactly like it.
28. Love your
neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is
a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort
that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program,
we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is
a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only
with the best.
33. Sex is a
three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey
its full meaning.
34. One good
turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot
produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
36. Love is
the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better
to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt
not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
39. Never lie
down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40. Abstain
from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue
with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42. A woman
never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43. What matters
is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44. It is better
to be looked over than overlooked.
45. Never say
no.
46. A man can
be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
47. Folks playing
leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48. Beauty is
skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49. Never stand
between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50. A man is
only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51. Love comes
in spurts.
52. The world
does not revolve on an axis.
53. Sex is one
of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54. Smile, it
makes people wonder what you are thinking.(Betty , tzine-o asha!! >8)) )
55. Don't do
it if you can't keep it up.
56. There is
no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57. Never go
to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58. Love is
the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59. "This won't
hurt, I promise."
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