GAG BETS

it may seem like i'm rambling

but I bet you a hundred you can't refrain from gambling

now if you agreed to this wager

you'd be a lot less sager

you are guaranteed to lose

I bet you fifty

you wouldn't give me a hundred

if you agree to this wager

you'd be a lot less sager

you wouldn't be so nifty

again you have blundered

I bet you a hundred

I can tell you the score of any game before it begins [0-0]

if you agree to this wager

you'd be a lot less sager

you wouldn't be so nifty

again you have blundered

there's a moral to this poem and i'm not rambling

is be very careful when you start gambling