MY OPERATION

I had an operation

in nineteen seventy four

if you're interested in it

I will tell you more

they went and removed my gall bladder

and threw out the stone from inside

a pearl can come from oysters

and worn with a woman's pride

then why didn't they give me the stones

no doctor would confide

they then removed my appendix

if that would make much sense

they replaced my appendix with an index

and a table of contents