I'm working on finding some more jokes so please
bare with me.
Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a cat in heat?
Of course, there is, but only if the cat is in good health.
Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
How many clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he will go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds
just the right one.
What is the difference between a clarinet solo and scraping your nails
down the blackboard?
Vibrato.
A man walked into a store and saw a sign that read....
Saxophone Brains $5@lb
Tuba Brains $10@lb
Drummer Brains $20@lb
Clarinet Brains $100@lb
The guy asked the clerk, "Why do clarinet brains cost so much more a pound?” The clerk looks at him and says, "do you know how many clarinetist you have to go to get a pound?"
What do you get when you cross a piccolo with a clarinet?
An earache
Why did the cat play the clarinet?
Because he felt he could relate.
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces.
What do you call an oboe with good tone?
Amazing.